EMF: Saturday Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, and then we go into the Saturday Shockwave video.)

(Once the video ends, the lights are off in the arena as pyrotechnics blasts off on the stage. The lights turn on as they end, fans yell, and wave their signs. One sign says “Add the word “fucking” to anything, and it’s epic”, “Jericho can’t talk about beards”, and “I forgot what I was going to write..”)

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross, along side Jerry “the King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney.

King-And tonight we have quite a show for you, headlined by CM Punk the man who was upsetted last week, and will get a chance to get another shot.

Kris Gaffney-Just a matter he has two champions who might even do what they can to make sure he doesn’t get that chance. But there is always a question of ego’s. Quite a unique situation.

JR-Well let’s get started.

("Bad, Bad Man blasts out over the PA System and World Heavyweight Champion John Cena makes his way out onto the ramp. He has the World Title around his waist, and one tag title draped over each shoulder. He makes his way down the ramp, looking serious.)

Cena: You know if there's been one thing in the EMF that's given me more headaches than anything else... it's the EMF Divas. I stand here before you with as many championships as a man could want, and undisputed proof that right now I am the best wrestler alive, and yet.... my thoughts are elsewhere. At Unleashed, AJ Lee was hired to be the Divas General Manager. This is an important position, because quite frankly, I no longer wish to deal with their drama. AJ is supposed to be controlling the divas, and booking them in a manner that keeps them happy. Last week though... she crossed the line. Last week she fired Mickie James despite Christy Hemme, the woman who put Mickie in a position to be fired, declaring that she didn't want it upheld. AJ, without reasoning, fired one of the most successful Women's Champions of all time, and she did it despite the fact that all the market research suggests that the Divas match you all want to see is Christy Hemme Vs Mickie James, and to find out once and for all who the better woman is. So AJ Lee... I'm calling you out to this ring to explain your actions, and to fight to keep the job you've only had for 2 weeks.

("Light It Up" blasts out and AJ Lee skips to the ring. She slides in with a microphone, and she grins at Cena.)

AJ Lee: John.... come on... be realistic. You know you're not gonna fire me.... you like having me around too much.

Cena: AJ, to be honest.... you creep me out. I mean, what was with that kiss last week?

AJ Lee: What's the big deal, we've done more than that! I just didn't want you to say something, and get me angry.... you wouldn't want me to be angry at you.... believe me.

Cena: AJ. Putting everything else aside... your job is to book the EMF Divas division in the best possible way. The hottest match right now would be Christy Hemme, the EMF Women's Champion, Vs Mickie James, the former champion. That is the match I want at Payback, so I suggest AJ... that you rehire Mickie, and you make that match.

AJ Lee: Nope. Not going to happen. Mickie James has done so much harm to Amy, and to all the other divas. Last week I saw the opportunity to get a poison out of the EMF... and I did it!

Cena: Well that's your opinion. But here's a fact for you. If you don't come up with a match for Payback that gets these fans every bit as excited as Christy Vs Mickie would, WITHOUT using some kind of "get the girls half naked" stipulation to achieve it... then you're fired!

AJ Lee: It seems to me.... if you want the best Divas match possible.... then you need to book your best Diva. And we all know who the best diva is....

Cena: No we don't, because right now it's probably Christy or Mic....

AJ Lee: WRONG! It's Amy Dumas! Of course!

Cena: Oh how could I forget. So that's your solution is it? Give Amy a title match? I mean, I'm sure it'll be good... but Amy and Christy have no reason to fight... it's not going to excite the audience like a match with Mickie would.

AJ Lee: Oh... Amy isn't going to fight Christy. Oh no.... I'm going to give this audience the REAL best match possible... and give Amy a chance to prove her greatness.... when she goes one on one.... with Natasha Jones!

(The crowd cheers at this annoucnement, and Cena almost looks taken aback by their response.)

Cena: Erm.... are you sure that's a good idea? I mean... isn't Natasha Jones the very woman you've been trying to protect Amy from all this time?

AJ Lee: Amy doesn't need my protection John, she's the best of all time! Sure... I didn't want her to have to face that freak... but I think Amy would want to. She'd want to prove she's not afraid. And I always have to deliver what my best friend wants!

Cena: You can't make your decisions based on what can only be described as delusions....

AJ Lee: I'M NOT DELUDED! And... I'm certainly NOT CRAZY! The people wanna see it John... it's my job to give the people what they want to see. Christy Vs Mickie would be good... but Amy Vs Natasha is going to be out of this world!

Cena: So what about Mickie James?

AJ Lee: What about her? She has no job... that's not my concern. She doesn't belong here anyway.

Cena: Well that's where me and you disagree AJ.... because I say that Mickie James has more than paid her dues to this company, has proven herself to be one of, if not the best Diva of all time, and she should never have been fired just because you're jealous of her.

AJ Lee: I'm not jealous of her... I just don't want her in my company... and that's final! But I've just had a fantastic idea! Why didn't I think of this before! I can have the match I want.... AND protect Amy from Natasha... by installing myself as the referee! Then I get to share the ring with Amy again... isn't that wonderful?

Cena: Referee huh? Well that gives me an idea... to add to a match I had in mind for tonight.

AJ Lee: Do what you want with your boring old male wrestling... steal ideas from the superior Divas if you want!

Cena: No no... this idea is for the divas. Because keep in mind AJ... I still outrank you. I am still your boss. And tonight I think we're going to see AJ Lee in action!

AJ Lee: *she smirks* Oh... well.... I guess I could compete.... but I'll need an opponent.... I choose....

Cena: Mickie James! Mickie James will be your opponent. If she wins... she gets her job back. Not only that.... but you'll be barred from refereeing the match at Payback.

AJ Lee: What!? That's not fair! Why would you do that?!

Cena: Oh don't worry AJ.... I'm going to protect you.... because the referee for your match will be none other than your BFF.... Amy Dumas! If she loves you as much as you claim, you'll have no problem, right? Good luck!

(Cena drops the microphone and Bad, Bad Man plays as he leaves, with AJ looking a mixture between confused and concerned.)

(“LovePassionFuryEnergy” blasts on the PA system as Amy Dumas runs out to the ring in a women’s ref uniform that’s somewhat revealing, but not too much. She looks nervous.)

JR-I don’t know if Amy wants to be involved with this match.

King-Why? AJ didn’t do nothing.

Kris Gaffney-Except attack her.

King-Ok…what about Mickie.

Kris Gaffney-…

(“Obsession” blasts on the PA system as Mickie James walks to the ring, and she steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Mickie James has a lot riding on this match.

King-You can say it again.

Kris Gaffney-Don’t say that…he just might.

(“Light it up” blasts on the PA system as AJ Lee skips to the ring.)

JR-You know…I got to wonder, why Ms. Dumas doesn’t have normal fans.

King-What are you talking about…AJ is normal..

Kris Gaffney-…I think she paid you off to say that.

King-If she did, you’ll never know!

[Amy Dumas doesn’t look too comfortable in this situation as the ref, but does her job as she rings the bell. AJ Lee and Mickie James pace around the ring, they lock up. AJ Lee hits an arm drag, and gets excited that she showed off in front of Amy. She’s jumping around excited around as Amy tells her to get her head in the game, but this allows Mickie James to get up to her feet, and she hits a head lock take down. Mickie James holds the pressure on AJ, AJ Lee gets up to her feet, and she looks for a way out of the hold. She then backs up Mickie James to the ropes, and she whips her off of the hold. Mickie James bounces off of the ropes, and MIckie James hits a shoulder block that knocks down AJ Lee. AJ Lee gets up to her feet, and Mickie James hits a running clothesline that knocks down AJ Lee. AJ Lee stumbles up to her feet, and Mickie James hits a kick to the gut that doubles over AJ Lee, and then she sets up AJ Lee, and then she hits a snap suplex, and Mickie James backs away as AJ Lee gets in the corner. Mickie James closes the gap between her, and AJ Lee. Then she hits a few stomps into the gut, this makes AJ Lee fall in the corner a little bit, and then she hits a few forearm shots to the face that makes AJ Lee stunned in the corner, and Mickie James sets up AJ Lee, and then she tries to whip her into the opposite side corner, but it’s reversed. Mickie James crashes into the corner, and then AJ Lee charges at Mickie James. AJ Lee gets hit with a boot to the face. AJ Lee stumbles backwards, and then she recovers, and she charges at Mickie James. But it’s countered with a Mick-carana.]

JR-What a move by Mickie James.

King-AJ better start fighting.

Kris Gaffney-I’m kind of wondering who’s more distracted by Amy right now.

King-Probably both….for different reasons.

[Mickie James waits as AJ Lee is slow to get up to her feet, and once she gets up to her feet. Mickie James goes for the Mick kick, but AJ Lee is able to duck under, and she pushes Mickie James into the ropes. She bounces off of the ropes. MIckie James hits a running clothesline that AJ Lee ducks under, and she continues to the other side of the ring. She bounces off of the other side of the ring, and then she comes off of the ropes. AJ Lee hits a scoop power slam. Both women are down on the mat, and Amy starts to her standing ten count, 1………….2……………3……….both wrestlers start to get up to their feet………4………5………6…….Mickie James once again goes for a wild Mick Kick, but it’s ducked under by AJ Lee, AJ Lee hits a belly to back suplex that sends her down on the mat. Then AJ Lee takes a few moments to rest up, and once she gets up to her feet. AJ Lee takes her time as MIckie James stumbles up to her feet, and once she gets up to her feet. AJ Lee hits a running clothesline that knocks down Mickie James. Mickie James gets up, and gets knocked down with a standing drop kick to Mickie James. AJ Lee waits as Mickie James gets up to her feet, and once she does. AJ Lee hits a few forearm shots to the face of Mickie James, and then she whips her to the ropes. She tries to whip Mickie James to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Mickie James, and then she bounces off of the ropes. She comes off of the ropes, and Mickie James lowers her head, and then she hits a swinging neck breaker that connects on Mickie James. AJ Lee thinking that she needs one more move to try to put away the match. AJ Lee brings up Mickie James, and then she sets up Mickie James, and she hits an impaler DDT. AJ Lee goes into the cover, and Amy Dumas goes down to make the cover 1…………2………KICK OUT by Mickie James. Amy Dumas puts up two fingers to signal two. But for some reason AJ bounce up with a huge smile, jumping around, and she hugs Amy. Amy doesn’t know what to make of this.]

JR-Amy doesn’t seem very amused by any of this.

King-Why, I would like a hug.

Kris Gaffney-Strange, I always heard Amy loves hugs.

[AJ Lee gets her head back into the game, and she pulls up Mickie James, Mickie James throws her hands off her, and AJ Lee gets kicked in the gut, and Mickie James hits a kick into the gut, and then she goes for the Mick DDT, but as she goes up AJ throws her off. AJ falls into the corner, and Mickie charges at AJ. AJ counters with a boot to the face. Mickie James falls backwards, and then AJ Lee goes to the outside of the ring, and she climbs up to the top rope. She measures up on Mickie James, and she leaps off of the top rope, Mickie James hits a Mick Kick out of air. MIckie James goes into the cover on AJ, Amy does hesistant for a second, and then makes the count 1………..2………..3!]

JR-Mickie wins.

King- Hard to know if Amy really cared if one won over another.

(“If You Smell” blasts on the PA system as The Rock and Daniel Bryan walk out with Angelina Love trailing behind them.)

JR-This team has been together for a little bit.

King-But surprisely haven’t had too many matches.

Kris Gaffney-Guess that’s what happens when one goes into hiding.

(“Game On” blasts on the PA system as Tony Ikeda walks out to the ring. “Bad Company” blasts on the PA system as Big Sal walks to the ring.)

JR-This team is odd.

King-But with Dewey Pond going for a title, you never know, maybe it’ll be the Extreme title.

Kris Gaffney-I’m sensing forshadowing..but probably nothing.

[The Rock and Big Sal stand in the middle of the ring as the bell rings, the two circle around the ring. Big Sal goes for a fist, but the Rock is able to block it, and then he hits few fists to the face. Big Sal is able to throw one of his own. The Rock is able to duck it, and he runs to the ropes he comes off of the ropes. The Rock ducks under a big boot, the Rock is able to duck under. Big Sal turns around, and then once he does, he charges at the Rock, the Rock is able to counter this with an arm drag, and the Rock puts him into an arm bar. Big Sal is in a little bit of pain, and wants out of the hold as the Rock holds on the pressure. Big Sal gets up to his feet, and he looks for way out of the hold. The Rock keeps on the hold as Big Sal is able to push back Big Sal, and then he tries to whip the Rock off of the ropes, and he is successful in doing so, he bounces off of the ropes. Big Sal lowers his head, but the Rock is able to counter it with a boot to the face this makes him stumble around, and the Rock takes down Big Sal with a double leg take down, and then he sets him up, and then he aims him towards the corner, and then he hits a catapault that sends him flying into the corner, he hits his head on the turnbuckle. He turns around, and the Rock hits a clothesline in the corner, and the Rock backs out of the corner, and Big Sal comes towards him, and then he hits a few fists to the face this backs up Big Sal into the corner. He then stops, spits on his fist, and then he hits a spit punch that almost sends the big man Sal out of the ring, and then the Rock backs out of the corner, and Big Sal charges in a dazed, and he counters with a samoan drop that connects on Big Sal. The Rock gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, he hits a few stomps on the downed Big Sal. The ref makes the Rock back off, and then Big Sal gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, The Rock hits a few fists to the face, and then he tries to whip Big Sal off of the ropes. But it’s reversed by Big Sal, The Rock is able to put on the breaks, and brings in Big Sal to him, he hits a kick to the gut, and he hits a DDT. The Rock nips up, and then he turns towards Daniel Bryan who is on the top rope, and he makes the tag to him, and the Rock backs away as Daniel Bryan leaps off of the top rope, and he hits a flying head butt from the top rope. Daniel Bryan goes into the cover on Big Sal, and the ref counts the 1……….2………..KICK OUT by Daniel Bryan.]

JR-Daniel Bryan almost got the three count there.

King-Wonder what Sal would have said to Pond if he lost there.

Kris Gaffney-That was BAHHHHH

[Daniel Bryan waits as Big Sal tries to get up, but Daniel Bryan drives him back down, and then he tries to put the No Lock on him. But Big Sal is able to block it, and he fights up as Daniel Bryan tries to get him back down on the mat, and Big Sal lifts him up as he gets up to his feet, and he drives him down with a side walk slam. Both wrestlers are down on the mat, and Big Sal gets up to his feet seeing Tony Ikeda wanting the tag, he makes the tag. Tony Ikeda comes into the ring, and Daniel Bryan is getting up to his feet, and Tony Ikeda hits a running clothesline that knocks him down on the mat, and Tony Ikeda waits as Daniel Bryan gets up to his feet, and Toyn Ikeda picks up Daniel Bryan, and then he hits a body slam on Daniel Bryan. Tony Ikeda runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes, he leaps in the air, and he hits a knee drop across the face. Daniel Bryan is in pain, and then Tony Ikeda waits as Daniel Bryan gets up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet, Tony Ikeda grabs him by the hair, and he throws him hard into the corner, and Daniel Bryan is in a lot of pain, and then he backs out of the corner as he holds up his hands like he is innocent. Daniel Bryan pulls himself out of the corner, and Tony Ikeda hits a knife edge chops to the chest of Daniel Bryan. The chops echo through out the arena. Tony Ikeda whips him to the other side of the ring, he crashes into the corner Tony Ikeda follows Daniel Bryan into the corner as Daniel Bryan hits the corner. Tony Ikeda hits a clothesline in the corner, and then he backs out of the corner as Daniel Bryan stumbles out of the corner. Tony Ikeda hits a kick into the gut, and Tony Ikeda puts him into a front face lock, and he lifts him up on to the top rope. Tony Ikeda hits a hard fist to the face on Daniel Bryan on the top rope. Daniel Bryan is dazed, and then Tony Ikeda starts to climb up to the top rope. Tony Ikeda hooks Daniel Bryan, and he hits a super plex on Daniel Bryan. Tony Ikeda is somewhat hurt, so he turns around, and then he puts his arm over Daniel Bryan. The ref counts 1……………2…………..KICK OUT by Daniel Bryan. Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet, and yells that was a three count. Finally after realizing that he is not going to win this argument Tony Ikeda see’s Daniel Bryan trying to get up. Tony Ikeda hits a running boot to the side of the face to keep him down on the mat. He calls for his finisher.]

JR-Tony Ikeda might put this match away.

King-I’m sure Daniel Bryan doesn’t like this.

Kris Gaffney-It’s like Angelina suggesting he eats anything with meat.

King-…your talking about Angelina Love.

Kris Gaffney-Right…

[Daniel Bryan gets up to his feet, and Tony Ikeda goes for the Full Nelson suplex, but it’s countered with Daniel Bryan with snapmare, Tony Ikeda knocks the ref down, but not out. Daniel Bryan goes for a No Lock, Tony stays up, and hits a low blow. Tony Ikeda looks happy that he did that. But suddenly the Rock comes out of no where, and he spears Tony out of the ring, the Rock, and Tony brawl. Daniel Bryan and Big Sal also brawl, the ref seeing that he has lost total control calls for the bell for a no contest. The two start to brawl. The Rock, and Tony Ikeda are on the stage, Tony Ikeda has the Rock stumlbling backwards, and Tony Ikeda goes for the full nelson suplex. But it’s countered with the Rock hitting a few elbows. Tony Ikeda stumbles backwards, and then he charges at the Rock. The Rock counters with a spine on the pine. The Rock gets up to his feet, suddenly Degenerate comes from behind with a chair, and blasts the Rock on the back. With this the ref’s starts to get control back, and then we go to commercial, and we come back.]

JR-What was that all about?

King-Guess Degenerate had to make a statement on someone…the Rock was closest?

(“Cult of Personality” blasts on the PA system as CM Punk walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Triple threat or not, the real objective of this match is not to be pinned by this man.

King-So as long as this happens..everyone is happy? Who would make a match that sickly nice?

Kris Gaffney-I suspect Ashley Irvine…the tip off should have been the card as it’s in pink font.

(“Heretic Anthem” blasts on the PA system as the new IC champion Troy Gafgen walks to the ring, he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Last week Troy became the first 5 time IC champion.

King-Sure hope he doesn’t start doing the Troy-a-roni.

Kris Gaffney-You didn’t say that..

(“Fire Rises/Swagga Like Us” blasts on the PA system as Mike New walks to the irng, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-The TV champion does question while he's in this mtch

King-Well, holding any title give you a target on your back. Punk is getting a chance to redeem himself, be it against the TV or IC champion.

Kris Gaffney-Can’t blame him though in a way, he does have his sights set up high to the world title.

[CM Punk, Troy Gafgen, and Mike New stand in the middle of the ring. Mike New, and Troy Gafgen look at CM Punk who look around at this situation, and he rolls out of the ring, and then Troy Gafgen gives chase. Being that CM Punk is the faster of the two, he is able to turn the corner quicker, and make it look like Punk went under the ring. Troy comes around the corner, and Punk is ducking under the apron, and he takes down Troy Gafgen with a drop toe hold that sends Troy down on the mat, and Troy Gafgen tries to get up to his feet, and CM Punk hits a quick drop kcik that knocks down Troy Gafgen. Troy Gafgen goes down on the mat, and CM Punk grabs Troy Gafgen, and then he brings him up tohis feet, and then he whips him hard into the ring steps. He crashes into the corner, CM Punk looks like he’ll do more, but he gets pulled up to the apron by his hair by Mike New. CM Punk is able to counter this by hitting a hang man. CM Punk goes up on the apron. Mike New charges at CM Punk. CM Punk is able to counter with a shoulder block into the gut that sends Mike New stumbling backwards, and CM Punk goes up to the top rope, and CM Punk waits as New stumbles around to where CM Punk wants, and CM Punk leaps off of the top rope, and catches Mike New with a flying cross body block from the top rope. CM Punk goes into the cover on Mike New, the ref counts the 1…………..2………….Mike New kicks out with authority. CM Punk falls through the ropes on to the apron. CM Punk measures up as Mike New is slow to get up as well. CM Punk sling shots himself up to the top rope, and goes for his flying clothesline off of the top rope. But Mike New ducks it, CM Punk lands on his feet, and turns around right into a spear by Mike New. CM Punk, and Mike New are down on the mat, and Mike New stumbles up to his feet with the help of the ropes. Troy Gafgen charges at Mike New but it’s countered by Mike New ducking under, and he low bridges the ropes, and he falls out of the ring. Mike New stumbles up to his feet, and CM Punk is up to his feet. He goes for a boot to the face, but Mike New is able to duck under. He pushes CM Punk to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. CM Punk stumbles right into the waiting Mike New who hits a belly to belly over head throw that sends CM Punk flying. He crashes down on the mat, and slowly he gets up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet, he falls into the corner, and Mike New goes over to the corner, and he hits a few fists to the face of CM Punk, and then he puts his boot on the throat of CM Punk. The ref warns him, and Mike New backs out of the corner.]

JR-Troy has been neutralized so far.

King-Well that a great strategy.

Kris Gaffney-Of course, unless he’s just picking his spots.

King-But he’s not, so shut up!

[Mike New goes back into the corner, and hits a hard fist to the face, and then he tries to whip CM Punk into the corner, and he follows him into the corner. As CM Punk hits the corner, Mike New hits a clothesline in the corner. He backs out of the corner, and then CM Punk stumbles out of the corner, and Mike New is able to pick up CM Punk over his shoulder into a power slam, but as he runs out of the corner, from the outside of the ring Troy Gafgen pulls CM Punk off of the shoulder of Mike New. Mike New turns around, and goes for the House of Pain, but it’s ducked under by Troy Gafgen who pulls the rope down. Mike New is now on the top rope in pain.Troy Gafgen slides slides into the ring with a chair, taking advantage of the hardcore rules, he smashes Mike New with a chair, and Mike New looks dazed, and he falls over the top rope, and on to the floor. Troy Gafgen throws the chair away as he now has what he wants with CM Punk one on one. CM Punk turns around, and then he hits a few fists to the face, and CM Punk backs up to the ropes. CM Punk is dazed, so Troy Gafgen whips him off of the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes Troy Gafgen goes for a standing clothesline that is ducked under. He continues to the other side of the ring, he bounces off of the ropes, and he leaps in the air for a cross body block. But it’s caught by Troy Gafgen who hits a fall away slam. CM Punk crashes on the mat, and Troy Gafgen picks him up, and he puts him into a power bomb position, and he lifts him up, and drives him down with a stacked power bomb for a pin attempt. The ref counts the 1……….2………KICK OUT by CM Punk.]

JR-Almost three there.

King-It’s funny, does the guy who isn’t getting pinned even need to break up pins?

Kris Gaffney-Well, you do want bragging rights, but in the big picture as long as your not being pinned I guess that’s what matters. CM Punk has the most to do in this match, it’s the champions that just either need to pin him, or make sure they don’t get pinned.

[Troy Gafgen goes out of the ring as CM Punk rolls out of the ring, and Mike New rolls in. Troy Gafgen measures up with the chair as Mike New gets up to his feet, and Troy Gafgen hits Mike New with the chair. He’s dazed on his feet, and Troy Gafgen gets the chair ready, and he charges at Mike New with the chair, and tries to go with a Crack of Dawn with the chair, but Mike New grabs a hold of the ropes, and Troy crashes to the mat he’s in pain with the chair, and Troy Gafgen is slow to get up to his feet with chair in hair. Mike New hits the House of Pain on Troy Gafgen that sends the chair into his face. Mike New reeling from the chair shot falls backwards into the ropes, and out of the ring because CM Punk pulled down the second rope. CM Punk climbs into the ring as quickly as possible, and he goes to the fallen Troy Gafgen. CM Punk goes into the cover on Troy Gafgen, the ref counts the 1………..2………3!]

JR-CM Punk will be getting his rematch with Troy.

King-Although, he can thank Mike New for it.

Kris Gaffney-Hey, in the end he doesn’t have to defend his title, win, win in a way.

(CM Punk gets out of the ring, celebrates on the stage as Shockwave goes off the air.)