(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, and we go into the EMF Saturday Shockwave. Which is properly edited this week for different reasons, but anyways we go into the arena as pyrotechnics blasts off on the stage. Once it ends, the lights turn on as fans wave their signs. Some signs say "I looked at Legend the wrong way…and he burned down my neighbors house", "Katie Lea ruined House!", and "What a Sadd Main Event")

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, I'm good ol' JR along side Jerry "the King" Lawler, and Kris "KG" Gaffney.

King-We have quite a main event headlined by champions and contenders…I want to know…did Kevin Garnett ever sue you KG?

Kris Gaffney-Not yet….I just yelled anything is possible. That always distracts him!

("Light a Fire" blasts on the PA system as Fyre runs out on the stage, and Fyre slides into the ring.)

JR-This young lady is quite…odd.

King-Your just figuring that out now.

Kris Gaffney-Odd…but hot, so that makes things ok.

("Katie Lea's theme" blasts on the PA system as Katie Lea walks to the ring, and steps inside of the ring.)

King-Wait I thought she was a nurse.

Kris Gaffney-eeerrr…she revealed that she was actually a pro wrestler the whole time.

King-A wrestler in a wrestling company…what will they think of next!

JR-……….

[Fyre and Katie Lea start out in their corner, and they meet in the middle of the ring, and they talk trash, and finally Fyre hits a slap to the face, and Katie Lea turns around and Fyre tries to go for a forearm shot to the face. But Katie Lea is able to duck under, and Katie Lea is able to hit a few forearm shots to the face of Fyre, and Fyre backs up to the ropes, and Katie Lea tries to whip Fyre to the ropes, and does. Fyre bounces off of the ropes, and Katie Lea hits a hip toss that sends Fyre to the mat, and Fyre slowly gets up, and Katie Lea hits a running clothesline that knocks down Fyre. Fyre gets up dazed, Katie Lea hits a kick to the gut, and Katie Lea sets up Fyre for a snap suplex, and hits it. Fyre is in a sitting position, and Katie Lea puts Fyre in a chin lock, the ref makes sure the hold isn't a choke as the ref is watching that. Fyre looks for a way out of the hold, and Fyre slowly gets up to her feet, and Fyre gets to the side of Katie Lea, and goes for a belly to back suplex. But Katie Lea is able to counter the move by rolling out of the back, Katie Lea backs to the ropes, and bounces off of the ropes, and hits a running bulldog that connects on Katie Lea, and drives Fyre down to the mat. Katie Lea seems to want to continue the offense before going for a cover, so she decides to go for another big move as she climbs out of the ring, and up to the top rope. Katie Lea goes up to the top rope, and waits as Fyre is slow to get up to her feet, once she turns around. Katie Lea jumps off of the top rope, and Katie Lea hits a flying cross body block that connects on Fyre, and Katie Lea is able to hold Fyre down for the pin. The ref counts the 1……………………………………..2…………………………kick out by Fyre at the last absolute last second.]

JR-That was a very close pinning combination.

King-Katie Lea's ego would sky rocket if it was that easy.

Kris Gaffney-Makes me wonder if I should be cheering Fyre…

[Katie Lea gets up, and argues with the ref about the count, and finally she calms down, and she see's Fyre in the corner. Katie Lea quickly closes the gap between her, and Fyre, but Fyre is able to grab on to Katie Lea's pants, and pull her forward, and Katie Lea goes forward, and hits her head on the top turnbuckle. She stumbles backwards, and Fyre hits a belly to back suplex. Both women are down on the mat as they rest up, and the ref starts his standing 10 count, and gets to about 6 when Fyre is able to get up, and after seeing Katie Lea getting up to her feet. Fyre is able to hit a diving clothesline that knocks down Katie Lea. Katie Lea gets up dazed, and Fyre hits a few forearms to the face, and Katie Lea backs up to the ropes, and Katie Lea gets whipped to the ropes, and Katie Lea reverses the whip. Fyre bounces off of the ropes, and Katie Lea lowers her head, and Fyre grabs Katie's hair, and throws her down into the mat. Katie bounces off of the mat, and Katie Lea stumbles up to her feet, and Fyre kicks Katie Lea into the gut that doubles over Katie Lea. Katie Lea is up in the power bomb/piledriver position, and Fyre lifts up Katie Lea, and drives her down with a power bomb, and Fyre goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1…………………………….2……………………………………….kick out by Katie Lea. Katie Lea crawls into the corner as Fyre looks at the ref not believing that she dind't get the three count. Fyre goes over to the corner where Katie Lea is, and Fyre hits a few stomps into the gut of Katie Lea, and Fyre sets up Katie Lea, and Fyre hip tosses Katie Lea. Katie Lea counters right into a DDT. Katie Lea gets up to her feet. Suddenly the crowd starts to boo.]

JR- What is Eric Bischoff doing here?

King-He's allowed to be here…he's the….

Kris Gaffney-…don't look at me…I don't know why he can be here either…

[Katie Lea looks confused, suddenly Fyre pushes Katie Lea from behind, and rolls up Katie Lea into a bridge as the ref counts the 1…………………2…………………..3!]

JR-…how did that happen.

Kevin Garnett-ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE.

King-Hey Kevin…there's the guy who need to…huh?

(Kris Gaffney is gone)

("Angel on my Shoulder" plays as Velvet Sky makes her way out onto the ramp. Kelly Kelly and Madison Rayne trail behind her as usual.)

JR: The Beautiful People already lost one member... it might be down to Kelly and Madison after tonight...

King: I used to be thankful for John Cena matches, simply because he bought Kelly out here! But this is so much better!

Kris: Even better than that time she distracted Dan Godwin?

King: Erm..... no.

("Angel on my shoulder" plays again as Angelina Love makes her way out too.)

JR: The former member of the Beautiful People was turned against for not getting the job done against Mickie James...

King: It really was easier said than done....

Kris: I would say 'so is your Mom'... but thats not true!

(Angelina and Velvet stare eachother down and the bell rings. They hook up quickly in the center of the ring and Velvet begins hammering away on Angelina. She backs her into the corner and hits some hard shots. She lets Angelina take a step forward, and then hits a snapmere. She then applies a chin lock but Angelina uses her elbows to knock Velvet away. Angelina climbs to her feet and runs at Velvet but gets met by a neckbreaker. Angelina falls to the mat and Velvet grabs her by the hair, before slamming her head hard into the canvas. She turns Angelina over and begins to slap away at her face. Angelina is finally able to roll through, getting on top of Velvet to deliver a few slaps of her own, but then Velvet rolls through again. She stands up, and waits for Angelina to do the same and then nails a suplex. She drops into the cover for the 1..... kick out.)

JR: Velvet desperately trying to keep her job in the EMF...

King: Either way this is a bad day...

Kris: Or a good day. I mean.... Velvet could be reunited with Chris Masters!

(Velvet picks Angelina up but Angelina overpowers her and hits some hard right hands. She then throws Velvet into the corner. She charges and clotheslins Velvet hard against the turnbuckle. As Velvet stumbles away Angelina gets behind her and uses a school boy to pin Velvet for the 1...... 2....... Velvet kicks out. The Beautiful People on the outside look worried at how close she was to losing her job. Angelina waits for Velvet to get up and then kicks her in the gut and nails a DDT. Velvet hits the mat hard and Angelina hooks the leg for the 1..... 2.... another kick out from Velvet. Kelly and Maddison are exchanging words, trying to come up with a plan. Madison then jumps up on to the ring apron and distracts the referee. As she does, Kelly climbs onto the opposite apron to try and get into the ring, but Angelina sees it coming. She clotheslines Kelly hard off the apron and sends her into the barricade. Angelina turns round as Velvet looks for a spear but Angelina sidesteps and Velvet goes into the ropes and gets tangled. Madison is forced to climb down and the referee turns back as Angelina rolls up Velvet again for the 1...... 2............ Velvet reaches out and grabs the bottom rope.)

JR: Angelina's knowledge of The Beautiful People meant their tactics had no effect....

King: The soon to be Mrs Masterpiece might be wrestling her last match.... Maybe then she'll be forced to marry me instead... at least I have a salery!

Kris: Erm... keep dreaming...

(Angelina looks frustrated. She pulls Velvet to her feet. She happens to position herself between Velvet and the referee accidentally an Velvet takes advantage, raking the eye of Angelina using her engagement ring! Angelina stumbles back hurt. Velvet goes for a clothesline but out of desperation Angelina pulls the referee into the way. He takes the shot and is knocked down. Angelina tries to take advantage by going for a quick suplex but Velvet lands on her feet. She spins Angelina round and nails The Beauty Mark! She goes into the cover......... but the referee is down...)

JR: Velvet Sky has it won here... but thanks to Angelina's cheating... there's no referee...

King: Oh and an engaement ring is totally within the rules...

Kris: Guess they both taught eachother well....

(Velvet bangs the floorin frustration and goes to grab the referee. Before she can wake him up though, she is spun round unexpectedly by Mickie James! Mickie grabs Velvet's head, and kisses her, much to Velvet's disgust. Shes powerless to stop Mickie kicking her in the head to complete the Longkiss Goodnight! Velvet is down and out but so is Angelina. Mickie then grabs Angelina, and throws her over Velvet. Kelly Kelly slides into the ring and throws the unsuspecting Mickie to the outside. Madison then picks Mickie up but Mickie is too quick for her and hurls Madison into the ringpost. Kelly slides out of the ring and her and Mickie begin brawling. The referee finally begins the count.... 1................ 2.......................... Velvet throws the shoulder up. Angelina though had recovered during the time she was laying there, and was able to get to her feet, and called for her finisher. With Kelly and Mickie still fighting, Madison knew it was up to her to save Velvet. She slid into the ring but the now recovered referee went and held her back, telling her to get out the ring before he DQed Velvet. Madison tries to argue with the referee and this slightly distracts Angelina too, who looks over and doesn't notice someone jump over the barricade and hand Velvet a stick. Angelina turns back and gets basted in the face with it... and we see the words 'Ugly Stick' inscribed on it. Velvet tosses it out of the ring and drops into the cover as Madison leaves and the referee turns to count 1.... 2..... 3!)

JR: What the.... who is that?

King: My research tells me its Lacey Von Erich...

Kris: Sure... research....

(Lacey slides into the ring and hugs Velvet, and raises he arm. Kelly and Mickie have disappeared but Madison slides into the ring and embraces Lacey too. The 3 of them then climb out of the ring as Lacey grabs her stick from the floor.)

JR: I guess this is the new member they were talking about...

King: And what an addition shes proven already....

Kris: The Beautiful People have got rid of Angelina Love once and for all!

(We go backstage as Scott Tazte is still looking for Scott Steiner, he runs into EMF official Nixon, he grabs him by the coat, and puts him to the wall.)

Tazte-Have you seen Scott Steiner?

Nixon-....he....he.....left.

(Tazte drops Nixon, and shakes his head as we fade back into ring side.)

Note: Wrote this quickly for Tazte, not totally sure this is what he wanted, that's why I kept it quick, and to the point. Also, I leave it open for editing.)

("Sunglasses at Night" blasts on the PA system as the lights turn red as Brandon Eastman walks to the ring.)

JR-Brandon Eastman although failed to get an IC title shot, he's getting another chance here.

King-One has to wonder why he was worrying when Troy would show up.

Kris Gaffney-Yeah, that one confused me too…oh well…

("Through the Fire and the flames" blasts on the PA system as Troy Gafgen walks to the ring, he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-This man has quite a lot surrounding him lately.

King-including a lot of hot chicks.

[Brandon Eastman and Troy Gafgen lock up, and look for the advantage, but neither of the wrestlers are getting the advantage, and Brandon Eastman hits a knee lift, and this doubles over Troy Gafgen. Brandon Eastman hits a clubbing blow to the back of Troy Gafgen. Troy Gafgen goes down to a knee, and Brandon Eastman pulls him up as he has stunned him enough, and he quickly tries to throw him into the ring post, but Troy Gafgen is able to block it, Brandon Eastman had turned around, and he charges at Troy Gafgen. Brandon Eastman charges at Troy Gafgen, and Troy Gafgen hits an back elbow to the head, and Brandon Eastman stumbles backwards, and Troy Gafgen charges at Brandon Eastman only for Brandon Eastman to hits a snap power slam, but he doesn't go into the cover, instead he measures up Troy Gafgen in the corner as he motions for him to get up, and then once he gets up to his feet. Brandon Eastman charges at Troy Gafgen, and he hits a running big boot that connects on Brandon Eastman, and Brandon Eastman falls out of the ring, and out to the outside of the ring.]

JR-That move connected with Troy Gafgen.

King-Test would be proud.

Kris Gaffney-Is that a good comparison or bad?

[Troy Gafgen is down on the mat around ring side, and Brandon Eastman reaches from the ring to the bottom floor to pull up Troy Gafgen to the apron with his hair, but Troy Gafgen counters with a hang man that stumbles Brandon Eastman. Troy Gafgen slides into the ring, and Brandon Eastman turns around right into a diving clothesline that knocks down Brandon Eastman and Brandon Eastman gets up to his feet, and Troy Gafgen hits a few fists to the face, and Brandon Eastman stumbles backwards, and gen tries to whip Brandon Eastman to the ropes, but Brandon Eastman reverses the whip and sends Troy Gafgen to the ropes, and Troy Gafgen bounces off of the ropes, and Brandon Eastman lowers his head for a back body drop. But it's countered by Troy Gafgen who hits a running DDT that drives Brandon Eastman down to the mat. Troy Gafgen not quite ready to go for the pin holds up his hand up, measuring up Brandon Eastman who is slow to get up, and Troy Gafgen grabs Brandon Eastman by the throat, sets him up, lifts him, and drives him down to the mat with a choke slam that didn't really get a lot of height, but enough. Troy Gafgen goes into the cover on Brandon Eastman, the ref counts the 1………………………………..2………………………………..kick out by Brandon Eastman.]

JR- Troy Gafgen almost got the pin there.

King-Almost…Almost…doesn't matter. Some people need to actually do it.

Kris Gaffney-Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.

[Troy Gafgen pulls up Brandon Eastman, but Brandon Eastman reaches up, and pokes Troy Gafgen in the eyes. Troy Gafgen stumbles around stunned, and Brandon Eastman for some reason climbs up to the top rope, and steady's himself on the top rope, but Troy Gafgen is able to dive on the top rope. Brandon Eastman crotches on the top rope. Troy Gafgen puts Brandon Eastman legs where he needs them, and then Troy Gafgen runs up the turnbuckle, and goes for the crack of Dawn off of the top rope, but it's blocked by Brandon Eastman, and Eastman is able to get his arms under Troy Gafgen, and hits a super power bomb, and then into a quick jack knife cover. Troy struggles, but Eastman is able to hold him down for the 1……………..2…………………3!]

JR-Eastman was in trouble there, but he countered and was able to win this match, and the Extreme title shot.

Kris Gaffney-Tazte is probably thinking this is an interesting situation.

Kris Gaffney-Yes indeed.

(Our scene opens in the parking lot after the show. We see EMF President John Cena walking towards his car, with Kelly Kelly beside him.)

Cena: Another successful show, wouldn't you say?

Kelly: For you maybe. But for The Beautiful People... we're still no closer to getting any revenge on Mickie James... what are you going to do about it John?

Cena: What can I do? Velvets not willing to fight her.... and thats probably the only way to shut her up or prove her wrong. And besides....

(But Cena didn't get to finish his sentance. When Chris Jericho runs out of no where spearing Cena into his car door. Leaving a dent in the door. Jericho starts to randomly fire fists to the face of the downed John Cena as the girls yell for security. Jericho gets up, and clothesline the first security guard that gets there. Jericho continues to stomp on Cena who still caught off guard by the whole thing. Until a large group of security guards are hold a struggling Jericho back who yells as he's being pushed back.)

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Your dead Cena! Your life is over like your careerrrrrrrr!

(Cena climbs to his feet and dives across at Jericho. He's able to get in a couple of shots before security pull him back too.)

Cena: Get your hands off me! I pay your god damn wages! And get this lunatic out of my sight before I do something I might regret!

(The security release Cena, but continue to seperate him from Jericho. Suddenly Cena is approached by Teddy Long.)

Teddy: John! Hows it goin playa? I wanted to talk to you about.....

(But Cena is so angry he turns around and smacks Teddy Long in the face, knocking him out cold. He looks a bit surprised at who it was, but quickly turns back to Jericho.)

Cena: Your gonna regret this Chris.... believe me....

(As Jericho is continuely pushed back he yells.)

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-It'll be you that regrets what you done. Horrible things will happen! To you...and you...and you (motioning to Cena, and the girls)....awwww....come seee me at Ring of Honor.

(Suddenly Christian appears with a confused look on his face as the mob of security guards pushes him back.)

.::Christian::.-You never have worked for ROH.....EVER!

(Jericho thinks about it as randomly the mob stops, and he says.)

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-You're right...it just came to me to say....(the mob pushes him back).....awwww..........

(just before he's out of sight Jericho yells politely.)

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Thanks for listening!

Lacey: Err.... who was that guy?

(Cena just turns and stares at her in disbelief... and then motions to Kelly, who nods, and heads over and pets Lacey on the head.)

Cena: Thanks..... lets get out of here...

(We fade out.)

("Dirty Window" blasts on the PA system as Dan Godwin walks to the irng, and he steps inside of the ring as "Bad Company" blasts on the PA system as Dewey Pond walks to the ring.)

JR-The world champion and the #1 contender to the IC championship should make a very interesting team.

King-Weird…normally it's champions teaming up.

Kris Gaffney-…we wanted to do something different I suppose…

("Attitude" blasts on the PA system as Randy Orton and Tony Ikeda walks to the ring, they step inside of the ring.)

JR-These two are no strangers to each other.

King-In fact they work in the same office.

Kris Gaffney-Although…Tony did give Orton's job to Torrie…ouch.

[Dan Godwin and Tony Ikeda pace around the ring, it seems that Dan Godwin wanted Randy Orton. As Dan Godwin moves towards the corner, Dan Godwin notices that Randy Orton isn't paying attention, and Dan Godwin sling shots Randy Orton into the ring, and Randy Orton crashes into the mat. Dan Godwin pulls up Randy Orton, and he hits a few fists to the face of Randy Orton, but before he can do anything of note Tony Ikeda hits a clubbing blow to the back of Dan Godwin. Dan Godwin turns around which allows Randy Orton to roll out of the ring, and then he is able to shake off the attack by Dan Godwin as his tag team partner hits a few fists to the face, and tries to whip Dan Godwin to the ropes, and does. Dan Godwin bounces off of the ropes, and as Dan Godwin comes off of the ropes, Tony Ikeda catches him into a full nelson, and looks like he might be setting hi up for his finisher, but Dan Godwin is able to twist out of the move, and pulls Tony Ikeda towards him, and Dan Godwin hits an inverted atomic drop, and Tony Ikeda is in pain. Dan Godwin sets up, and hits a knife edge chops to the chest of Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda falls down to the mat, and slowly gets up to his feet, and stumbles towards Dan Godwin who sets up Tony Ikeda, lifts him and hits a shin breaker. Tony Ikeda falls down to the mat, and Dan Godwin grabs Tony Ikeda's other leg, and Dewey Pond tags in, and Dan Godwin hits a catapault that sends Tony Ikeda into the corner, and Tony Ikeda crhases into the corner face first, and he stumbles out of the corner as Dewey Pond is waiting on him. Tony Ikeda gets kicked in the gut, and put into a piledriver/power bomb position. Dewey Pond lifts him up, and drives him down with a stacked power bomb. Dewey Pond holds Tony Ikeda down for a pin, and the ref counts the 1………………………2……………………..Randy Orton comes into the ring, and breaks up the count. So we will never know if he would have kicked out on his own or not. Anyways Dewey Pond thinks about going after Randy Orton, but decides against it, as he seems to want to continue team Pond/Godwin's advantage.]

JR-Randy Orton presence has been fairly disrupted thus far.

King-I guess it shows that you don't need to be in the match to be a factor.

[Dewey Pond turns around after deciding not to go after Orton, and Dewey Pond see's Tony Ikeda getting up by the ropes. Dewey Pond charges at Tony Ikeda, and Tony Ikeda hits a hot shot that sends Dewey Pond flying into the top rope throat first, and Tony Ikeda stumbles, and Tony Ikeda kicks Dewey Pond in the gut, and hits a quick DDT that drives Dewey Podn into the mat, and both wrestlers are down on the mat, and the ref starts a standing ten count, but that doesn't get too far along as Tony Ikeda is able to roll into the corner, and gets up in the corner. Dewey Pond gets up to his feet, and turns around, and Tony Ikeda is able to turn Dewey Pond into the corner, and hits a few knife edge chops to the chest of Dewey Pond, and he tries to whip Dewey Pond to the corner opposite of where they are, but Dewey Pond reverses the whip, and Tony Ikeda crashes into the corner, and Dewey Pond trying to get the advantage back to his side charges at Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda is able to get his boot up, and Dewey Pond runs right into it, and Dewey Pond stumbles around hurt, and Tony Ikeda pull himself up to the second turnbuckle, and he measures up, and leaps off of the second turnbuckle, and hits a flying bulldog that connects. Tony Ikeda is able to finally tag in Randy Orton who looks like he's been waiting for this for a little while. Orton grins evily as Dewey Pond climbs up to his feet, and Randy Orton picks up Dewey Pond, and hits a body slam on him, and Randy Orton starts to stomp around the downed Dewey Pond, and Randy Orton backs up, and hits a knee drop to the face, and Dewey Pond is in pain, and stays on the mat. Randy Orton waits as Dewey Pond slowly gets up to his feet, and goes for the RKO, but Dewey Pond pushes him off of the move, Dewey Pond goes for a clothesline as Orton comes off of the ropes. Randy Orton ducks under, and he hits a 3.0 inverted back breaker on Dewey Pond who is down on the mat in pain.]

JR-Randy Orton might be closing in on a win for his team here.

King-By the way….you think Mike Sanders likes or hates that Orton uses that move?

Kris Gaffney-Guess he's happy that someone remembers him.

[Randy Orton starts to motion for the RKO, Randy Orton gets up, and hits a fist to the face of Dan Godwin. Dan Godwin goes down to the mat, Orton laughs as Dan Godwin tries to get into the ring, the ref holds back Dan Godwin. Orton turns around to go after Dewey Pond, and he see's Myke Hawke in the apron, remembering what he did at the PPV, Randy Orton takes a swing at Myke Hawke but it's countered into a hang man that goes undetected. Orton turns around right into the eXecution. Orton goes down to the mat, Tony Ikeda comes from behind, and hits the Full nelson suplex. Dewey Pond before Tony can do anything hits a clothesline over the top rope, and Orton and Dan Godwin are down, But Godwin has the presences of mind knowing where he is to roll over, and right into the cover, and the ref counts the 1……………….2……………………3!]

JR-Wow that was a confusing turn of events.

King-and Godwin just barely came out of that to get the pin.

Kris Gaffney-Neither of them look like winners right now though…

(Saturday Shockwave goes off the air with the image of Myke Hawke standing tall over the fallen Orton and Dan Godwin)