EMF: Saturday Shockwave
	(The EMF logo flashes on the scene, and we go into the Saturday Shockwave video. Once it ends, we go into the darken arena as pyrotechnics blasts off on the stage. The lights turn on as fans wave their signs, and scream. Some of the signs say “JoMo”, “Rock is going crazy”, and “BITCH FIGHT!”) JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, I’m good ol’ JR along side Jerry “the King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney. King-And we do have quite a show coming off of Unleashed. Kris Gaffney-Headlined by Carnage and Scott Tazte, both wrestlers have some issues to work through. The best place to figure it out is the ring. (“All Grown Up” blasts on the PA system as Stephanie McMahon-Walker walks to the ring, and she steps inside of the ring.) JR-Stephanie had Mickie James beat, but there was some confusing things happening with Jackie Gayda. King-I think we should have a parade for Jackie, seven titles is nothing compared to what she did at Unleashed. (“With Legs Like that” blasts on the PA system as Maria walks to the ring with her mini hoodie.) JR-She might be confused why she’s involved in this…but my guess is it’s because she’s Jackie’s friend. King-Doesn’t pay to be friends or tag team partners around here. Kris Gaffney-Appearently not… [Maria and Stephanie start pacing around the ring, suddenly Stephanie McMahon-Walker goes crazy, and charges at Maria, and takes her down with a double leg take down, and Stephanie hits a few slaps to the face, and Maria pushes Stephanie off, Stephanie gets up to her feet, and Stephanie hits a running clothesline that knocks down Maria. Maria gets up to her feet, and Stephanie hits a few forearm shots to the face of Maria that stumbles her backwards, and Stephanie McMahon-Walker tries to whip Maria off of the ropes, but it’s reversed by Maria. Stephanie McMahon-Walker bounces off of the ropes, and Maria goes for a clothesline on Stephanie, Stephanie ducks it fairly easily, and then as Maria turns around Stephanie hits a standing drop kick that knocks down Maria. Stephanie McMahon grabs Maria, and sets her up for a vertical suplex, and hits a snap suplex, and Stephanie McMahon gets up to her feet, and she runs to the ropes, and she comes off of the ropes and comes off of the ropes with a diving elbow that connects with Maria. Maria is down on the mat, and Stephanie McMahon hits a few stomps on the downed Maria. The ref finally makes Stephanie back up, and Maria gets up to her feet, and Stephanie doesn’t waste time, and she quickly kicks Maria in the gut, and goes for the Chiller, but Maria is able to throw Stephanie off, and Stephanie bounces off of the ropes. Maria goes for a back body drop, but Stephanie double under hooks Maria, and hits a double arm DDT on Maria. Stephanie makes the cover on Maria for the 1………….2…………….kick out by Maria.] JR-Stephanie is definitely more aggressive tonight than I’ve ever seen her. King-And we have known her a long time. Kris Gaffney-Which won’t help the old jokes. [Maria rolls into the corner, and Stephanie McMahon tries to whip Maria off of the ropes, but she reverses the whip, and Stephanie crashes into the corner, and Maria charges at Stephanie McMahon. But Stephanie is able to counter with a elbow to the face, she stumbles backwards, and Stephanie charges at Maria. But Maria is able to counter with a spinning spine buster on Maria. Both wrestlers are down on the mat, and both wrestlers get up to their feet. Maria turns around, and Stephanie goes for a fist, but it’s blocked, and Maria counters with a monkey flip that sends Stephanie flying. Stephanie McMahon gets up to her feet, and Maria hits a running clothesline that knocks down Stephanie McMahon. Maria measures up, and kicks Stephanie McMahon-Walker in the gut, and grabs her by the hair, and throws her into the ring post. Stephanie McMahon is in a lot of pain as she slowly pulls herself out of the corner, and she gets up holding her shoulder, she turns around, right into Maria who sets up Stephanie McMahon-Walker, and hits a northern lights suplex with a bridge for a 1………………2……………….kick out by Stephanie McMahon. Maria doesn’t argue as she takes sometime to rest, but notices that Stephanie is getting up to her feet, and Maria takes down Stephanie down with a double leg take down, and sets up Stephanie, and hits a catapault that sends Stephanie into the corner hitting her head on the top turnbuckle. She turns around, and Maria hits a big splash in the corner, and sets up Stephanie, and hits a running bulldog out of the corner that plants Stephanie on the mat.] JR-It might be over right here. King-Wasn’t that Maria’s finisher? Kris Gaffney-Might be…it’s kinda like the Cobra…we heard about it for so long, that we were surprised when we actually saw it. [Stephanie McMahon-Walker is down, and Maria goes for the cover on Stephanie, and the ref counts the 1…………..2……Stephanie gets her foot on the ropes. Stephanie rolls out of the ring, and Maria checks to make sure that wasn’t a three, along with other Maria ramblings. Maria tries to reach out for Stephanie on the outside, Stephanie suddenly Stephanie answers back with a chair shot to the face that puts down Maria. The ref calls for the DQ on Stephanie, so Maria wins. But Stephanie rolls into the ring, looking more like she’s so angry, that she doesn’t care about the match.] JR-I never seen Stephanie like this. King-Me either. Kris Gaffney-It’s kind of a turn on… (Stephanie raises the chair, but suddenly she is stopped by…) (“Walk” blasts on the PA system as Rad Hazard walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Rad Hazard won the TV title, it must have been very satistifying to complete a come back like that. King-Yeah, but remember Rad’s last return ended with a title loss, it’s time to prove that he can keep a title now. (“Ain’t No Make Believe” blasts on the PA system as John Morrison slowly walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring doing his poses.) King-Huh…I thought we weren’t suppose to see him going in slow motion. Kris Gaffney-Yet we always do, yet still you are amazed. JR-Well, he has certainly made an impact since returning to the EMF. Kris Gaffney-So many…returns… [Rad Hazard and John Morrison pace around the ring, they lock up, and John Morrison takes down Rad Hazard with an arm drag, and holds an arm bar on John Morrison. John Morrison holds the pressure on Rad Hazard as he slowly gets up to his feet, and he looks for a way out of the hold, and he backs John Morrison to the ropes, and he whips John Morrison off of the hold, and John Morrison comes off of the ropes, and John Morrison hits a running shoulder block that knocks down Rad Hazard, and Rad Hazard gets up stunned, and he charges at John Morrison, and Morrison hits a clothesline that knocks him down to the mat, and slowly Rad Hazard gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Rad Hazard is stunned, John Morrison hits a few fists to the face of Rad Hazard, and whips him to the ropes, Rad Hazard bounces off of the ropes, and John Morrison hits a leg lariat that knocks down Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard is slow to get up this time, and John Morrison picks up Rad Hazard, and hits a body slam on Rad Hazard, and John Morrison does his spinning leg drop on Rad Hazard. Morrison goes into a cover that’s not really good, and the ref counts 1……………kick out easily, John Morrison gets up to his feet, and he hits a few stomps on the downed Rad Hazard, and he picks up Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard hits a few fists to the gut, which finally causes some separation between John Morrison and Rad Hazard, Rad Hazard comes off of the ropes, but John Morrison hits a belly to belly over head throw. John Morrison after this see’s that Rad Hazard is in the perfect place, so John Morrison goes into the cover, looks back, and leaps, and goes for the Starship pain, but Rad Hazard moves out of the way, and John Morrison is able to correct for this in time as he does a flip on to his feet, Rad Hazard charges at John Morrison, Morrison counters with a drop toe hold that sends Rad Hazard face first into the second turnbuckle. This makes Rad Hazard go down to his knee’s, and Morrison comes off of the ropes, and hits a running knee to the face on Rad Hazard.] JR-The Starship Pain missed, but that knee to the face did not. King-For some people that is all it takes to beat them. Kris Gaffney-Yep, we definitely seen worse. [John Morrison goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1………….2………Rad Hazard puts his foot on the rope, and the ref breaks the count. John Morrison gets up, and gets in the ref’s face for breaking the count, and the ref argues back. John Morrison realizes that it’s hopeless to talk to this ref, so he turns back right into a super kick by Rad Hazard. John Morrison falls backwards, and out of the ring, and Rad Hazard is able to take his time to rest up as John Morrison hit the mat hard, and finally Rad Hazard decides to do something as Morrison is stumbling up to his feet, and once he does, he sling shots himself over the top rope, and hits a cross body block, and both him and John Morrison are down on the mat, and Rad Hazard hits a few fists to the downed John Morrison. John Morrison tries to cover up as Rad Hazard rains down fists on him, but Rad Hazard seemly won’t let up. Finally he realizes that the count is getting close to ten, so he picks John Morrison to his feet, and he throws him into the ring, and Rad Hazard gets up on the apron. John Morrison stumbles towards him. Rad Hazard hits a shoulder block into the gut that doubles him over, and then Rad Hazard uses the ropes to sling shots himself under John Morrison. Rad Hazard gets up to his feet, and he runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes. Rad Hazard hits a flying forearm to John Morrison. John Morrison gets up to his feet, and gets knocked down by Rad Hazard. John Morrison stumbles into the corner, and Rad Hazard hits a few stomps into the gut, and whips John Morrison to the other side of the ring. John Morrison crashes hard back first into the corner, and stumbles out of the corner right to Rad Hazard who kicks him in the gut, Rad Hazard sets him up, and hits a stacked power bomb, the ref counts the 1……………..2…………kick out by John Morrison.] JR-Rad Hazard almost scored the pin there. King-Would that have been considered upset? Kris Gaffney-Well…he’s a champion, after all. [Rad Hazard gets up, John Morrison is in the corner, and he whips him to the ropes, and John Morrison crashes in the corner, Rad Hazard charges at John Morrison, but John Morrison counters by throwing him into the ring post, and he falls on to the mat, and John Morrison smiles as he’s in prefect position. John Morrison sets up, leaps, and hits the Starship Pain! John Morrison goes into the cover on Rad Hazard, and the ref counts the 1…………….2………….3!] JR-Morrison defeated Rad on a very coinvenant mistake. King-Indeed…..he randomly starts to smoke a pipe. (“Monster” blasts on the PA system as Carnage walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-At Unleashed Scott Tazte’s appearance, even though he did not do anything to cause a distraction, caused Carnage’s downfall. King-That can be blame on Firestorm’s focus on Tazte. Kris Gaffney-Well, can’t blame Firestorm…rage and long term smoke machine exposure don’t mix. (“Death of Me” blasts on the PA system as Scott Tazte walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-A few weeks ago Tazte said that Badditude was not just worried about winning the tag team title, they want it all. King-Well, I want the whole diva’s locker room. Kris Gaffney-That can arrange….if you give me your SOOOUL! King-How can I pass an offer such as that (King finds himself in the diva’s locker room…with no diva’s.) King-DAMN TRICK! [Scott Tazte and Carnage pace around the ring, and they lock up, Carnage pushes down Scott Tazte down. Scott Tazte looks at Carnage, and he gets up to his feet as Carnage charges at Scott Tazte, but Scott Tazte is able to hit a low drop kick into the leg, which takes out his base, and Carnage falls through the ropes, and on to the floor. He gets up to his feet, looking more angry than hurt, Scott Tazte sling shots himself over the top rope, and Carnage catches Scott Tazte, and puts him on his shoulders. Carnage charges at the ring post, but Scott Tazte slides out of the back, and pushes Carnage forward, and he crashes into the ring post. Carnage stumbles forward in pain. Carnage, gets thrown into the ring by Carnage. Carnage rolls into the middle of the ring, and Scott Tazte climbs up to the top rope, and waits for Carnage to get up to his feet. Once he does, and he turns towards where Scott Tazte is waiting, Scott Tazte leaps off of the top rope, and hits a missile drop kick that lands on Carnage. Carnage falls back, and now is stuck in the ropes, Scott Tazte smiles, and hits a few fists to the trapped Carnage. The ref makes Scott Tazte back away. Carnage is let out of the ropes, and he falls into the mat, he slowly gets up to his feet. Carnage gets up to his feet in pain, and Scott Tazte kicks him in the gut, and hits a kick to the gut, that doubles over, and Scott Tazte runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes, and hits a face crusher that sends Carnage down to the mat, and Scott Tazte goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1………………..Carnage power out of the cover, and Scott Tazte gets up in corner, and Carnage gets up, and he charges at Scott Tazte. Scott Tazte side steps Carnage, and throws Carnage into the ring post. The camera gets a shot of how in pain Carnage is, and he falls out of the corner. Scott Tazte does the imfamous pose before the Kountdown, as slowly Carnage gets up holding his shoulder, he turns around, and Scott Tazte kicks Carnage in the gut, and hits the Kountdown on Carnage!] JR-That could beat Carnage. King-If this was a few years ago, I don’t know how he’d get up after the pose. Kris Gaffney-It’s amazing we haven’t been sued for that…it’s right up there with Joy’s booty sake. [Scott Tazte knowing that his old finisher…doesn’t finish anymore, goes to the outside, and he climbs up to the top rope, he leaps off of the top rope, and appears to hit a splash from the top rope, but suddenly Scott Tazte has a weird look on his face, and now it seems that Carnage had caught Scott Tazte as he was coming down by the throat, and he gets up and he grabs Scott Tazte by the throat with two hands, and lifts him up, and throws him into the corner. Carnage hits a few body punches to the gut, and before the ref can complain too much, Carnage whips Scott Tazte out of the corner to the opposite sides corner, and follows him into the corner as he crashes into the corner, Carnage hits a clothesline in the corner. Carnage backs out of the corner, and Scott Tazte stumbles out of the corner. Carnage lifts up Scott Tazte and hits a back breaker on Scott Tazte. With Tazte down, and seemly not getting up for a little bit, Carnage decides to rest up a little big as thus far he has absorbed the most amount of punishment. After sometime Carnage and Scott Tazte get up to their feet at about the same time, Scott Tazte throws a fist to the face of Carnage, but Carnage blocks it, and hits a head butt that sends Scott Tazte down to the mat. Scott Tazte slowly gets up dazed, and Carnage hits a few fists to the face, and he whips Scott Tazte off of the ropes, and Scott Tazte kicks Carnage in the face as he was going for a back body drop. Scott Tazte goes for a running clothesline, but it’s ducked under. Scott Tazte turns around, right into a belly to belly suplex that plants Scott Tazte. Carnage gets up, and wants to do one more thing before going for the pin, and he backs to the ropes, and leaps in the air, and comes down on Tazte with a leg drop, Carnage goes into the cover on Scott Tazte, and the ref counts the 1……………………..2……………….kick out by Scott Tazte.] JR-Scott Tazte might want to think of a new strategy. King-He might want to pose somemore. Kris Gaffney-Keep posing, posing, posing! [Scott Tazte rolls into the ropes, and he gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, Carnage charges at Scott Tazte with a running big boot, but it’s ducked under by Scott Tazte, and Carnage is crotched on the top rope, and Scott Tazte his a standing drop kick to Carnage, which sends him out of the ring, and Scott Tazte goes to the nearest turnbuckle, and waits as Carnage gets up to his feet, and Scott Tazte leaps off of the top rope, and hits a cross body block, both wrestlers are down on the mat, and Scott Tazte starts to pull up Carnage, but suddenly Carnage throws off Scott Tazte’s hands off him, and grabs him in a bear hug, and drives him back first into the ring post. Carnage falls to a knee, and realizes that the count is up to 9. Carnage gets up on the apron, but suddenly Scott Tazte comes back to life, with an amazing vertical from the floor to the apron with a kick to the back of the leg of Carnage sending him back down to the arena floor, and the ref reaches 10. Both wrestlers are counted out, the match is a draw.] JR-You don’t see that often. King-Tazte clearly wasn’t going to lose there, even by count out, so he forced a draw. (Scott Tazte and Carnage continue their fight with a brawl as officials and ref after a while separate, Tazte gets pushed up the ramp, right into a forearm to the back of the head by Firestorm. Tazte is down, he gets up, and looks annoyed as Firestorm is pushed back as he grins as Shockwave goes off the air.) (Note: This was one of the rare matches where neither deserved to lose, and we had a deadlock. So we made it a draw, doesn’t happen often, and we use it as a last resort, but we thought this match was a perfect candidate for it. Hopefully no one minds, both RP as close as it can get.)

EMF: Saturday Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the scene, and we go into the Saturday Shockwave video. Once it ends, we go into the darken arena as pyrotechnics blasts off on the stage. The lights turn on as fans wave their signs, and scream. Some of the signs say “JoMo”, “Rock is going crazy”, and “BITCH FIGHT!”)

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, I’m good ol’ JR along side Jerry “the King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney.

King-And we do have quite a show coming off of Unleashed.

Kris Gaffney-Headlined by Carnage and Scott Tazte, both wrestlers have some issues to work through. The best place to figure it out is the ring.

(“All Grown Up” blasts on the PA system as Stephanie McMahon-Walker walks to the ring, and she steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Stephanie had Mickie James beat, but there was some confusing things happening with Jackie Gayda.

King-I think we should have a parade for Jackie, seven titles is nothing compared to what she did at Unleashed.

(“With Legs Like that” blasts on the PA system as Maria walks to the ring with her mini hoodie.)

JR-She might be confused why she’s involved in this…but my guess is it’s because she’s Jackie’s friend.

King-Doesn’t pay to be friends or tag team partners around here.

Kris Gaffney-Appearently not…

[Maria and Stephanie start pacing around the ring, suddenly Stephanie McMahon-Walker goes crazy, and charges at Maria, and takes her down with a double leg take down, and Stephanie hits a few slaps to the face, and Maria pushes Stephanie off, Stephanie gets up to her feet, and Stephanie hits a running clothesline that knocks down Maria. Maria gets up to her feet, and Stephanie hits a few forearm shots to the face of Maria that stumbles her backwards, and Stephanie McMahon-Walker tries to whip Maria off of the ropes, but it’s reversed by Maria. Stephanie McMahon-Walker bounces off of the ropes, and Maria goes for a clothesline on Stephanie, Stephanie ducks it fairly easily, and then as Maria turns around Stephanie hits a standing drop kick that knocks down Maria. Stephanie McMahon grabs Maria, and sets her up for a vertical suplex, and hits a snap suplex, and Stephanie McMahon gets up to her feet, and she runs to the ropes, and she comes off of the ropes and comes off of the ropes with a diving elbow that connects with Maria. Maria is down on the mat, and Stephanie McMahon hits a few stomps on the downed Maria. The ref finally makes Stephanie back up, and Maria gets up to her feet, and Stephanie doesn’t waste time, and she quickly kicks Maria in the gut, and goes for the Chiller, but Maria is able to throw Stephanie off, and Stephanie bounces off of the ropes. Maria goes for a back body drop, but Stephanie double under hooks Maria, and hits a double arm DDT on Maria. Stephanie makes the cover on Maria for the 1………….2…………….kick out by Maria.]

JR-Stephanie is definitely more aggressive tonight than I’ve ever seen her.

King-And we have known her a long time.

Kris Gaffney-Which won’t help the old jokes.

[Maria rolls into the corner, and Stephanie McMahon tries to whip Maria off of the ropes, but she reverses the whip, and Stephanie crashes into the corner, and Maria charges at Stephanie McMahon. But Stephanie is able to counter with a elbow to the face, she stumbles backwards, and Stephanie charges at Maria. But Maria is able to counter with a spinning spine buster on Maria. Both wrestlers are down on the mat, and both wrestlers get up to their feet. Maria turns around, and Stephanie goes for a fist, but it’s blocked, and Maria counters with a monkey flip that sends Stephanie flying. Stephanie McMahon gets up to her feet, and Maria hits a running clothesline that knocks down Stephanie McMahon. Maria measures up, and kicks Stephanie McMahon-Walker in the gut, and grabs her by the hair, and throws her into the ring post. Stephanie McMahon is in a lot of pain as she slowly pulls herself out of the corner, and she gets up holding her shoulder, she turns around, right into Maria who sets up Stephanie McMahon-Walker, and hits a northern lights suplex with a bridge for a 1………………2……………….kick out by Stephanie McMahon. Maria doesn’t argue as she takes sometime to rest, but notices that Stephanie is getting up to her feet, and Maria takes down Stephanie down with a double leg take down, and sets up Stephanie, and hits a catapault that sends Stephanie into the corner hitting her head on the top turnbuckle. She turns around, and Maria hits a big splash in the corner, and sets up Stephanie, and hits a running bulldog out of the corner that plants Stephanie on the mat.]

JR-It might be over right here.

King-Wasn’t that Maria’s finisher?

Kris Gaffney-Might be…it’s kinda like the Cobra…we heard about it for so long, that we were surprised when we actually saw it.

[Stephanie McMahon-Walker is down, and Maria goes for the cover on Stephanie, and the ref counts the 1…………..2……Stephanie gets her foot on the ropes. Stephanie rolls out of the ring, and Maria checks to make sure that wasn’t a three, along with other Maria ramblings. Maria tries to reach out for Stephanie on the outside, Stephanie suddenly Stephanie answers back with a chair shot to the face that puts down Maria. The ref calls for the DQ on Stephanie, so Maria wins. But Stephanie rolls into the ring, looking more like she’s so angry, that she doesn’t care about the match.]

JR-I never seen Stephanie like this.

King-Me either.

Kris Gaffney-It’s kind of a turn on…

(Stephanie raises the chair, but suddenly she is stopped by…)

(“Walk” blasts on the PA system as Rad Hazard walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Rad Hazard won the TV title, it must have been very satistifying to complete a come back like that.

King-Yeah, but remember Rad’s last return ended with a title loss, it’s time to prove that he can keep a title now.

(“Ain’t No Make Believe” blasts on the PA system as John Morrison slowly walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring doing his poses.)

King-Huh…I thought we weren’t suppose to see him going in slow motion.

Kris Gaffney-Yet we always do, yet still you are amazed.

JR-Well, he has certainly made an impact since returning to the EMF.

Kris Gaffney-So many…returns…

[Rad Hazard and John Morrison pace around the ring, they lock up, and John Morrison takes down Rad Hazard with an arm drag, and holds an arm bar on John Morrison. John Morrison holds the pressure on Rad Hazard as he slowly gets up to his feet, and he looks for a way out of the hold, and he backs John Morrison to the ropes, and he whips John Morrison off of the hold, and John Morrison comes off of the ropes, and John Morrison hits a running shoulder block that knocks down Rad Hazard, and Rad Hazard gets up stunned, and he charges at John Morrison, and Morrison hits a clothesline that knocks him down to the mat, and slowly Rad Hazard gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Rad Hazard is stunned, John Morrison hits a few fists to the face of Rad Hazard, and whips him to the ropes, Rad Hazard bounces off of the ropes, and John Morrison hits a leg lariat that knocks down Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard is slow to get up this time, and John Morrison picks up Rad Hazard, and hits a body slam on Rad Hazard, and John Morrison does his spinning leg drop on Rad Hazard. Morrison goes into a cover that’s not really good, and the ref counts 1……………kick out easily, John Morrison gets up to his feet, and he hits a few stomps on the downed Rad Hazard, and he picks up Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard hits a few fists to the gut, which finally causes some separation between John Morrison and Rad Hazard, Rad Hazard comes off of the ropes, but John Morrison hits a belly to belly over head throw. John Morrison after this see’s that Rad Hazard is in the perfect place, so John Morrison goes into the cover, looks back, and leaps, and goes for the Starship pain, but Rad Hazard moves out of the way, and John Morrison is able to correct for this in time as he does a flip on to his feet, Rad Hazard charges at John Morrison, Morrison counters with a drop toe hold that sends Rad Hazard face first into the second turnbuckle. This makes Rad Hazard go down to his knee’s, and Morrison comes off of the ropes, and hits a running knee to the face on Rad Hazard.]

JR-The Starship Pain missed, but that knee to the face did not.

King-For some people that is all it takes to beat them.

Kris Gaffney-Yep, we definitely seen worse.

[John Morrison goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1………….2………Rad Hazard puts his foot on the rope, and the ref breaks the count. John Morrison gets up, and gets in the ref’s face for breaking the count, and the ref argues back. John Morrison realizes that it’s hopeless to talk to this ref, so he turns back right into a super kick by Rad Hazard. John Morrison falls backwards, and out of the ring, and Rad Hazard is able to take his time to rest up as John Morrison hit the mat hard, and finally Rad Hazard decides to do something as Morrison is stumbling up to his feet, and once he does, he sling shots himself over the top rope, and hits a cross body block, and both him and John Morrison are down on the mat, and Rad Hazard hits a few fists to the downed John Morrison. John Morrison tries to cover up as Rad Hazard rains down fists on him, but Rad Hazard seemly won’t let up. Finally he realizes that the count is getting close to ten, so he picks John Morrison to his feet, and he throws him into the ring, and Rad Hazard gets up on the apron. John Morrison stumbles towards him. Rad Hazard hits a shoulder block into the gut that doubles him over, and then Rad Hazard uses the ropes to sling shots himself under John Morrison. Rad Hazard gets up to his feet, and he runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes. Rad Hazard hits a flying forearm to John Morrison. John Morrison gets up to his feet, and gets knocked down by Rad Hazard. John Morrison stumbles into the corner, and Rad Hazard hits a few stomps into the gut, and whips John Morrison to the other side of the ring. John Morrison crashes hard back first into the corner, and stumbles out of the corner right to Rad Hazard who kicks him in the gut, Rad Hazard sets him up, and hits a stacked power bomb, the ref counts the 1……………..2…………kick out by John Morrison.]

JR-Rad Hazard almost scored the pin there.

King-Would that have been considered upset?

Kris Gaffney-Well…he’s a champion, after all.

[Rad Hazard gets up, John Morrison is in the corner, and he whips him to the ropes, and John Morrison crashes in the corner, Rad Hazard charges at John Morrison, but John Morrison counters by throwing him into the ring post, and he falls on to the mat, and John Morrison smiles as he’s in prefect position. John Morrison sets up, leaps, and hits the Starship Pain! John Morrison goes into the cover on Rad Hazard, and the ref counts the 1…………….2………….3!]

JR-Morrison defeated Rad on a very coinvenant mistake.

King-Indeed…..*he randomly starts to smoke a pipe.*

(“Monster” blasts on the PA system as Carnage walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-At Unleashed Scott Tazte’s appearance, even though he did not do anything to cause a distraction, caused Carnage’s downfall.

King-That can be blame on Firestorm’s focus on Tazte.

Kris Gaffney-Well, can’t blame Firestorm…rage and long term smoke machine exposure don’t mix.

(“Death of Me” blasts on the PA system as Scott Tazte walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-A few weeks ago Tazte said that Badditude was not just worried about winning the tag team title, they want it all.

King-Well, I want the whole diva’s locker room.

Kris Gaffney-That can arrange….if you give me your SOOOUL!

King-How can I pass an offer such as that

(King finds himself in the diva’s locker room…with no diva’s.)

King-DAMN TRICK!

[Scott Tazte and Carnage pace around the ring, and they lock up, Carnage pushes down Scott Tazte down. Scott Tazte looks at Carnage, and he gets up to his feet as Carnage charges at Scott Tazte, but Scott Tazte is able to hit a low drop kick into the leg, which takes out his base, and Carnage falls through the ropes, and on to the floor. He gets up to his feet, looking more angry than hurt, Scott Tazte sling shots himself over the top rope, and Carnage catches Scott Tazte, and puts him on his shoulders. Carnage charges at the ring post, but Scott Tazte slides out of the back, and pushes Carnage forward, and he crashes into the ring post. Carnage stumbles forward in pain. Carnage, gets thrown into the ring by Carnage. Carnage rolls into the middle of the ring, and Scott Tazte climbs up to the top rope, and waits for Carnage to get up to his feet. Once he does, and he turns towards where Scott Tazte is waiting, Scott Tazte leaps off of the top rope, and hits a missile drop kick that lands on Carnage. Carnage falls back, and now is stuck in the ropes, Scott Tazte smiles, and hits a few fists to the trapped Carnage. The ref makes Scott Tazte back away. Carnage is let out of the ropes, and he falls into the mat, he slowly gets up to his feet. Carnage gets up to his feet in pain, and Scott Tazte kicks him in the gut, and hits a kick to the gut, that doubles over, and Scott Tazte runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes, and hits a face crusher that sends Carnage down to the mat, and Scott Tazte goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1………………..Carnage power out of the cover, and Scott Tazte gets up in corner, and Carnage gets up, and he charges at Scott Tazte. Scott Tazte side steps Carnage, and throws Carnage into the ring post. The camera gets a shot of how in pain Carnage is, and he falls out of the corner. Scott Tazte does the imfamous pose before the Kountdown, as slowly Carnage gets up holding his shoulder, he turns around, and Scott Tazte kicks Carnage in the gut, and hits the Kountdown on Carnage!]

JR-That could beat Carnage.

King-If this was a few years ago, I don’t know how he’d get up after the pose.

Kris Gaffney-It’s amazing we haven’t been sued for that…it’s right up there with Joy’s booty sake.

[Scott Tazte knowing that his old finisher…doesn’t finish anymore, goes to the outside, and he climbs up to the top rope, he leaps off of the top rope, and appears to hit a splash from the top rope, but suddenly Scott Tazte has a weird look on his face, and now it seems that Carnage had caught Scott Tazte as he was coming down by the throat, and he gets up and he grabs Scott Tazte by the throat with two hands, and lifts him up, and throws him into the corner. Carnage hits a few body punches to the gut, and before the ref can complain too much, Carnage whips Scott Tazte out of the corner to the opposite sides corner, and follows him into the corner as he crashes into the corner, Carnage hits a clothesline in the corner. Carnage backs out of the corner, and Scott Tazte stumbles out of the corner. Carnage lifts up Scott Tazte and hits a back breaker on Scott Tazte. With Tazte down, and seemly not getting up for a little bit, Carnage decides to rest up a little big as thus far he has absorbed the most amount of punishment. After sometime Carnage and Scott Tazte get up to their feet at about the same time, Scott Tazte throws a fist to the face of Carnage, but Carnage blocks it, and hits a head butt that sends Scott Tazte down to the mat. Scott Tazte slowly gets up dazed, and Carnage hits a few fists to the face, and he whips Scott Tazte off of the ropes, and Scott Tazte kicks Carnage in the face as he was going for a back body drop. Scott Tazte goes for a running clothesline, but it’s ducked under. Scott Tazte turns around, right into a belly to belly suplex that plants Scott Tazte. Carnage gets up, and wants to do one more thing before going for the pin, and he backs to the ropes, and leaps in the air, and comes down on Tazte with a leg drop, Carnage goes into the cover on Scott Tazte, and the ref counts the 1……………………..2……………….kick out by Scott Tazte.]

JR-Scott Tazte might want to think of a new strategy.

King-He might want to pose somemore.

Kris Gaffney-Keep posing, posing, posing!

[Scott Tazte rolls into the ropes, and he gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, Carnage charges at Scott Tazte with a running big boot, but it’s ducked under by Scott Tazte, and Carnage is crotched on the top rope, and Scott Tazte his a standing drop kick to Carnage, which sends him out of the ring, and Scott Tazte goes to the nearest turnbuckle, and waits as Carnage gets up to his feet, and Scott Tazte leaps off of the top rope, and hits a cross body block, both wrestlers are down on the mat, and Scott Tazte starts to pull up Carnage, but suddenly Carnage throws off Scott Tazte’s hands off him, and grabs him in a bear hug, and drives him back first into the ring post. Carnage falls to a knee, and realizes that the count is up to 9. Carnage gets up on the apron, but suddenly Scott Tazte comes back to life, with an amazing vertical from the floor to the apron with a kick to the back of the leg of Carnage sending him back down to the arena floor, and the ref reaches 10. Both wrestlers are counted out, the match is a draw.]

JR-You don’t see that often.

King-Tazte clearly wasn’t going to lose there, even by count out, so he forced a draw.

(Scott Tazte and Carnage continue their fight with a brawl as officials and ref after a while separate, Tazte gets pushed up the ramp, right into a forearm to the back of the head by Firestorm. Tazte is down, he gets up, and looks annoyed as Firestorm is pushed back as he grins as Shockwave goes off the air.)

(Note: This was one of the rare matches where neither deserved to lose, and we had a deadlock. So we made it a draw, doesn’t happen often, and we use it as a last resort, but we thought this match was a perfect candidate for it. Hopefully no one minds, both RP as close as it can get.)