EMF: Saturday Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, and we go into the Saturday Shockwave video.)

(The lights are turned off as pyrotechnics blasts off on the stage. The lights turn on as fans wave their signs. Some say “Gambler and Bryan: Interviewers worse nightmare”, “Donate to Randy Orton’s Dean Machine”, and “I think I should take on Godwin right now.)

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, I’m good ol’ JR along side Jerry “the King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney.

King-And we have quite a show, headlined by Kane and Randy Orton facing off in a champion vs. champion match.

Kris Gaffney-These two were fighting over a world title shot recently, which turned Orton to win the championship at Unleashed

(“The Gambler” blasts on the PA system as the Gambler walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-The Gambler is coming off an impressive 2011, and now is looking for a new direction in 2012.

King-It takes time, but he’ll find it.

Kris Gaffney-Just needs to find his reset…I never found the power button.

(“Monster” blasts on the PA system Abyss walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-The Monster has been on role lately.

King-Yeah, he’s getting ready for a television title match coming up soon.

Kris Gaffney-Maybe he can stop Bryan from yelling yes!

King-Does that mean your picking against Bryan?

Kris Gaffney-No…

[Abyss and the Gambler stare down each other, and they start to throw fists to the face, and Abyss gets hit with an extra hard fist, and he starts to stumble backwards after the next hit. Abyss is able to go down, when the Gambler is able go for an extra hard punch, but it’s ducked under by Abyss. The Gambler turns around, and the Gambler gets hit with a few fists to the face, and now Abyss has the upper hand, and the Gambler is by the ropes, and the Gambler is whipped to the ropes, but the Gambler is able to reverse the whip. Abyss bounces off of the ropes, and the Gambler lowers his head for a back body drop. Abyss grabs the Gambler by the hair, and throws him hard down on the mat, and he falls on the mat, and he stumbles up to his feet. Abyss is there, and he picks up the Gambler, and he hits a body slam on the Gambler. Abyss goes to the ropes, and he goes for a big leg drop. But the Gambler moves out of the way, BROTHER!! BROOOTHER! Abyss crashes on the mat, and the Gambler is able to roll away, and he gets up in the corner. Abyss takes his time to rest up, the Gambler is much more stunned when he gets up to his feet, so Abyss believes he has the chance to rest up. But the Gambler knowing that Abyss is on a roll knows that he needs to get the match in his control quickly, so the Gambler charges at Abyss, and Abyss is able to side step him, and he throws him into the ring post. He strikes the ring post. Abyss waits as the Gambler pulls himself out of the corner, and Abyss waits as the Gambler gets up to his feet. Once he is up to his feet, the Gambler gets crushed by Abyss with a body avalanche. ]

JR-Abyss from the outset of this match has been dominate.

King-He has been on a bit of a roll.

Kris Gaffney-Guess Gambler will have to find a way to neutralize him.

[The Gambler stumbles out of the corner, and Abyss picks up the Gambler, and he hits the shock treatment. Abyss goes into the cover on the Gambler, and the ref counts the 1…………2……….kick out by the Gambler. Abyss picks up the Gambler, and he tries to whip him to the ropes, and he’s successful.Abyss lowers his head, and the Gambler is able to counter with a running DDT that plants the Monster on the mat. The Gambler, and Abyss are down on the mat, and after the standing ten count gets up to about eight. Abyss throws a fist to the face, and the Gambler ducks it, and Abyss is able to hit a kick to the gut that doubles over the Gambler. Abyss runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, and once he comes off of the ropes. The Gambler counters with a belly to belly suplex, the Gambler would go into the cover, but frankly he can’t right now so he takes this time to rest up, and the Gambler gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Abyss throws a wild fist to the face of the Gambler, and the Gambler ducks under. The Gambler runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes. Abyss turns around, and the Gambler hits a running shoulder block that connects on Abyss that knocks him down on the mat. Abyss gets up to his feet, and he gets knocked back down with a running clothesline that knocks him down. Abyss gets up I the corner, and Abyss gets hit with a few back elbows in the corner by the Gambler, and the Gambler whips Abyss out of the corner. Abyss stumbles out of the corner, and the Gambler lowers his head, and he hits a big back body drop that sends Abyss flying through the air, and crashing down on the mat!]

JR-The Gambler has turned this match around.

King-He’s going to have to find a way to find a way to put away the match though.

[The Gambler see’s Abyss in the corner, and he hits a few fists to the face, and he Gambler hits a few fists to the face, and he tries to whip him to other side of the ring, but it’s reversed. The Gambler crashes into the corner, and Abyss charges at the Gambler. The Gambler throws Abyss hard into the ring post. The Gambler takes a few moments to rest, suddenly he looks up, and he see’s Christian who is yelling at Gambler about costing him the Extreme championship. The ref is watching this to make sure there isn’t any DQ offense. Suddenly Abyss who seemly didn’t see any of this pushes the Gambler forward, and Gambler hits into Christian. Christian falls off of the apron. He falls backwards, and Abyss is waiting, and he rolls up the Gambler for the 1…………..2…………..3!]

JR-Abyss won this match!

King-I guess Christian isn’t happy about the Extreme title match.

(Christian looks like he’s going to continue to the attack, but suddenly Dewey Pond comes from behind, and attacks Christian, and he starts to hammer away at him, and Christian retreats to the back stage area as we fade to commercial, and come back.)

(“The Ultimate Countdown” blasts on the PA system as Daniel Bryan walks to the ring along with Angelina Love.)

JR-Tonight Daniel Bryan has quite a test.

King-Yeah, but Dan Godwin has been acting a bit strange lately.

Kris Gaffney-He might be more dangerous…after all Cody Rhodes says when you have lost it all, you don’t have anything to lose after that.

King-Maybe that’s why he would go on to become the gayest super villain ever!

(“Dirty Window” blasts on the PA system as…once again nothing comes out.)

JR-Damn it…not again…

King-Don’t worry…I prepared!

(Suddenly the lights lower as smoke pours out, and suddenly a figure raises from the smoke. He looks like he’s coughing, and he swipes as the smoke. It’s Nick Jones, he shrugs, and goes to the ring.)

JR-…you’re an ass.

King-I do what I can.

[Daniel Bryan, and Nick Jones pace around the ring, and Nick Jones charges at Daniel Bryan. Daniel Bryan is able to counter with a drop toe hold that sends Nick Jones face first into the mat, and Nick Jones is in pain, and he gets up in the corner, and Daniel Bryan hits a few fists to the face. Daniel Bryan tries to whip Nick Jones out of the corner, but it’s reversed by Nick Jones who follows Daniel Bryan into the corner, and as Daniel Bryan goes into the corner. Nick Jones is able to use the corner to go over the top of Nick Jones. Nick turns around and Daniel Bryan sets up Nick Jones, and he hits a t-bone suplex that connects on Nick Jones. Nick Jones crashes on the mat, and slowly he gets up to his feet. Nick Jones gets hits a few fists to the face, and Nick Jones reels on the ropes, and Daniel Bryan whips Nick Jones to the ropes. Nick Jones bounces off of the ropes, and he lowers his head, and he hits a back body drop that sends Nick Jones flying through the air, and he crashes on the mat. Slowly he gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Daniel Bryan hits a running clothesline that knocks down Nick Jones, Nick Jones gets up to his feet. And he’s dazed, and Daniel Bryan picks him up, and hits a body slam on Nick. Daniel Bryan runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes, and comes down with a knee drop across the face. Daniel Bryan watches as Nick Jones is in pain, he rolls up to his feet. Nick Jones turns towards Daniel Bryan, and Daniel Bryan kicks him in the gut that doubles over Nick Jones. Daniel Bryan sets up Nick Jones in a vertical suplex, but it’s countered by Nick who pushes Daniel Bryan to the ropes, and tries to roll up Daniel Bryan, but Daniel Bryan is able to grab a hold of the ropes, and Daniel Bryan goes into the corner. Nick Jones charges at Bryan, and Bryan counters with a back elbow which sends Daniel Bryan stumbling backwards. Daniel Bryan climbs out of the apron, and he climbs up to the top rope. He waits for Nick Jones to be where Daniel Bryan wants him to be, and he leaps off of the top rope, and he connects on Nick Jones with a front drop kick that knocks down. Daniel Bryan goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1……………..2…………..KICK OUT by Nick Jones.]

JR-Daniel Bryan is pouring on the pressure on Nick.

King-This might have been a good thing that Godwin isn’t here.

Kris Gaffney-Wish it was that easy all the time!

[Daniel Bryan takes a few moments to plan his next move as Nick tries to get up to his feet, and Daniel Bryan tries to send him down on the mat. But Nick is able to block it, and then Daniel Bryan tries to push down Nick Jones down to the mat, Nick keeps blocking the move. And Daniel Bryan spins around with Nick Jones, and Nick Jones was using this to build momentum to send Daniel Bryan crashing into the ring post. Nick Jones falls to the mat stunned, and he takes the time to rest up as Daniel Bryan gets out of the corner, and he turns around hurt, and he charges at Nick Jones seeing that he’s getting up to his feet, but Nick Jones is able to counter by picking up Daniel Bryan, and dropping him for a back breaker. Daniel Bryan is in pain, and Daniel Bryan is down on the mat, and Nick Jones takes a few moments to rest up as he really needs it right now. Daniel Bryan slowly gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Daniel Bryan hits a running clothesline that knocks down Daniel Bryan. Daniel Bryan goes down to the mat, and gets up to his feet, and Nick Jones hits another clothesline that knocks down Daniel Bryan. Nick Jones waits as Daniel Bryan gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Nick Jones hits a few fists to the face, and he whips Daniel Bryan off of the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. Daniel Bryan connects with a spinning spine buster that plants Daniel Bryan. Nick Jones goes into the cover on Daniel Bryan, and he gets the 1…………..2…………KICK OUT by Daniel Bryan.]

JR-Surprisely Nick Jones is showing some fight here.

King-Hey…I got my money’s worth.

Kris Gaffney-So what was the unnecessarily big entrance for Nick?

King-Oh…that was just for laughs.

[Nick Jones pulls up Daniel Bryan, and he whips him to the ropes, and Nick Jones tries to pick up Daniel Bryan, Bryan is able to get free, and drive down Nick Jones, and he puts him in the LeBell lock! Nick holds on for a few moments, and finally taps out!]

JR-Bryan gets the win! But a game effort by Nick Jones.

(Bryan has his hands raised, suddenly Michael Cole comes into the ring, and hits Bryan from behind. Cole dives out of the ring, and stalls the match.)

JR-Brave man.

King-Well he does have to survive somehow, right?

[Michael Cole steps inside of the ring, and he starts to talk trash. Daniel Bryan doesn't know what ot make of this, suddenly Michael Cole slaps Daniel Bryan. Michael Cole turns around, and rises his arms. He turns around into a double leg take down, and Daniel Bryan hits a few fists to the face of Michael Cole. Michael Cole yells for the ref to get Bryan off him, and Bryan does get off of him, and brings him up to his feet. Bryan hits a few knife edge chops to the chest of Michael Cole, and Cole is in a lot of pain. Daniel Bryan whips Michael Cole, and Michael Cole bounces off of the ropes. Daniel Bryan goes for a kick to the face. Michael Cole ducks it, and continues to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. Michael Cole leaps in the air, and he goes for a cross body block, but it's caught by Daniel Bryan hits a rib breaker. Michael Cole is in pain, and Daniel Bryan hits a few stomps on the downed Michael Cole. Michael Cole is in pain, and the ref makes Daniel Bryan to back off. Michael Cole gets in the corner, and Daniel Bryan hits a few kicks to the ribs, and Daniel Bryan sets up Michael Cole, and he hits a big hip toss out of the corner, and he crashes on the mat. Michael Cole sits up, and Daniel Bryan bounces off of the ropes, and he hits a low drop kick that knocks down Michael Cole. Daniel Bryan goes into the cover on Michael Cole, and the ref counts the 1.................2............Daniel Bryan brings him up as he grins as clearly he wants to make Cole suffer. Daniel Bryan picks up Michael Cole, and throws him hard into the ring post, and Michael Cole’s shoulder strikes the steel as the camera gets a shot of Michael Cole’s pain.]

JR-Michael Cole might just want to tap out.

King-I don’t think Bryan has locked him in any submissions yet.

[Michael Cole starts to beg off, and Daniel Bryan backs off, and then he starts to talk trash again. Michael Cole dives out of the way, and then puts the ref in the way. Daniel Bryan knocks down the ref. Michael Cole backs away, and as Bryan is stunned what happened. Daniel Bryan is checking on the ref, Michael Cole comes from behind, he hits a low blow on Daniel Bryan. Daniel Bryan goes down on his knee’s to a thumbs up by Jack Swagger. Daniel Bryan gets kick to the side of the head which takes him down to the mat. Michael Cole looks around, and he grabs the television title on the outside of the ring. Michael Cole slides into the ring waiting as Daniel Bryan is slow to get up to his feet, and he turns around. Michael Cole nails Daniel Bryan with his own television championship. Daniel Bryan is down, and Michael Cole see’s the ref coming to, and Michael Cole throws the title out of the ring. Michael Cole goes into the cover, and he gets a 1………………2.....KICK OUT. Michael Cole yells as he might have seen the only chance to get out of this match alive slip away. Michael Cole goes over to Daniel Bryan, and hits a few mounted punches.]

JR-Michael Cole is fighting for dear life here.

King-It’s the only thing he can do right now.

[Michael Cole gets up to his feet, and mocks Daniel Bryan, and even says a few things to Angelina which doesn’t make her happy. He makes a kissing face at her, he turns around, and he gets kick to the side of the head by Daniel Bryan who nipped up out of no where. Bryan locks Michael Cole in the LeBell lock, and he taps out!]

JR-Daniel Bryan is two for two tonight.

King-Why did Cole stop when he was ahead.

Kris Gaffney-He can’t stop his urge to be annoying.

(“Voices” blasts on the PA system as Randy Orton walks SLOOOOWLY down to the ring.)

JR-Randy Orton was able to win at Unleashed, but not without some question on whether or not he should have won.

King-Yeah, Dan Godwin went insane.

Kris Gaffney-But then again…he’s always been kind of insane, so maybe he’s completely normal?

(“Burned” blasts on the PA system as Kane walks to the ring, and does usual pyrotechnics as he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Kane also had a very good Unleashed, but without the questions that the world title match caused.

King-Well the ref doesn’t have to do much in a ladder match.

Kris Gaffney-So I guess that’s advantage they had.

[Randy Orton and Kane pace around the ring, they lock up, and Kane hits a knee lift to the gut of Randy Orton this doubles over Kane. Kane hits a clubbing blow to the back of Randy Orton which takes him down on the mat. Kane hits a few stomps on the downed Randy Orton. Kane is pushed backwards, and Kane takes a few moments to watch what Randy Orton does, Randy Orton rolls into the corner. Kane gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Kane hits a few fists in the corner, which makes Randy Orton sink back a little bit, and Kane puts his boot on the throat of Randy Orton. The ref argues with Kane, but Kane just glares at him, and he runs away, and Kane whips Randy Orton to the other side of the ring. He bounces off of the other side of the ring, and Randy Orton stumbles towards Kane, and Kane grabs Randy Orton’s arm, and brings him into where Kane is, and he hits a short arm clothesline that knocks down Randy Orton. Randy Orton is down on the mat, and Kane picks him up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Kane hits a few fists to the face, and Randy Orton reels on the ropes, and Kane tries to whip him to the ropes, and Randy Orton reverses the whip. Kane bounces off of the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes, and Randy Orton goes for a clothesline, but it’s ducked under by Kane who waits as Randy Orton turns around, right into the hand of Kane around his throat. It seems like Kane is going for the choke slam, but Randy Orton takes his hands, and does a double hand axe handle to break Kane’s grip, and he kicks Kane in the gut, and he hits a quick DDT. Randy Orton falls to his knee’s, shaking his head not knowing what to think. He rolls out of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope, and he waits for Kane to get up. Kane sits up, and once he does, Randy Orton leaps off of the top rope, and once he gets to his feet. Kane counters with a upper cut to the face of Randy Orton whick takes him down. Randy Orton stumbles up dazed, and he whips Randy Orton to the ropes, and once he bounces off of the ropes. Kane goes for a big boot that Randy Orton ducks under, and he continues to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes on the other side of the ring. He comes off of the ropes. Kane catches Randy Orton takes him down with a side walk slam! Kane rolls out of the ring, and gets up on the apron, and he climbs up to the top rope, and he waits for Randy Orton to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet, Kane leaps off of the top rope, and Kane catches Randy Orton with a flying clothesline.]

JR-Randy Orton failed at his high risk attempt, but Kane was able to hit it.

Kris Gaffney-Always weird when the bigger guy can fly better.

[Kane gets up to his feet, and he holds up his hand as Randy Orton is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Randy Orton gets Kane’s arm around his throat, like the last time. Randy Orton is able to fight it off, but this time he isn’t simply able to throw off Kane’s grip, he has to hit a few hard fists to the face of Kane, and this stuns Kane. But doesn’t break his grip, finally Randy Orton is able to break the grip of Kane by raking the eyes of Kane. This stuns Kane, and Kane throws a fist to the face of Randy Orton. Randy Orton ducks it, and sets up Kane, and he hits a 3.0 inverted back breaker. Both wrestlers are down on the mat, and trying to recover, Randy Orton rolls into the corner. He climbs up to his feet, but stunned Kane sits up, and he doesn’t look too happy. He climbs up to his feet, and he see’s Randy Orton in the corner as Randy Orton can’t believe what he’s seeing, and he charges at Randy Orton in the corner. Randy Orton is able to counter this by hitting a boot to the face. Kane stumbles backwards, but after a time he looks at Randy Orton, and he charges at Randy Orton. Randy Orotn is able to side step Kane, and Randy Orton throws Kane into the corner. Kane is in pain as the camera shows Kane’s pain, and Kane falls out of the corner. Randy Orton has gotten out of the ring, and has climbed up to the top rope once again, and he waits as Kane is slow to get up to his feet. Once he turns to Randy Orton, Randy Orton leaps off of the top rope, and he connects with the cross body block that he was going for the last time, but he can’t hold the pin. Randy Orton takes time to rest up, Kane and Randy Orton slowly get up to their feet. Kane goes for a running clothesline on Randy Orton. Kane ducks it, and he bounces off of the ropes. Kane hits a scoop power slam, Randy Orton is pumped up to his feet. Randy Orton waits as Kane gets up to his feet, and Kane hits a running clothesline that knocks down Kane. Kane rolls out of the ring, and he gets up on the apron. Kane tries to get in the ring. Randy Orton kicks him in the face, and Randy Orton sets up Kane, and he hits a elevated DDT on Kane.]

JR-Randy Orton if feeling it here.

King-Well, maybe with another win, he can finally get that Dean machine.

Simon Dean-YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHH

Kris Gaffney-What’s more annoying…Bryan “yes” or that?

King-Them together..

[Randy Orton waits as Kane gets up to his feet, and Kane turns around, and Randy Orton goes for an RKO, but it’s pushed off by Kane. Randy Orton crashes into the ref. Kane waits as Randy Orton turns around, but Kane hits a low blow. Kane goes down on the mat, Randy Orton goes over to the turnbuckle, and he pulls off the turnbuckle. Randy Orton goes over to Kane, Randy Orton picks up Kane, and puts him over his shoulder, and tries to throw Kane to the unprotected corner. Kane slides out of the back, and he pushes him off, and then Randy Orton hits his head on the metal, stumbles out of the corner, and Kane grabs Randy Orton around the throat, and he lifts up Randy Orton, and hits a choke slam! Kane goes into the cover on Randy Orton, and the ref counts the 1……….2…….3!]

JR-Kane surprises the new world champion. King-You got to wonder what that will mean for the future.

(Kane celebrates as Shockwave goes off the air.)