EMF: Shockwave
	(The EMF logo flashes on the screen.) (The lights are turned off. Pyrotechnics rain down on the stage. The lights turn on, and fans yell, and wave their signs. The camera scans around the crowd. The camera zooms out displaying the location information. The camera scans around the crowd once again as JR begins to speak.) JR-Tonight the EMF comes to you live from Detroit, Michigan. Welcome to Saturday Shockwave. Hello, and welcome, I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross. I’m joined by Jerry “the King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney. Tonight we have a great show lined up. Headlined as the Wretched Nobody takes on an old foe. King-Let’s not forget what happened at Unleashed. Id on’t think that Aari Maxwell hasn’t forgotten. Kris Gaffney-I’m sure it has something to do with some animal. King-I’m sure it did. JR-Let’s get started with this show with the opening match of the night. Backstage Grace and Wretch are approaching the gorilla position knowing their match is coming. Ray Deo walks up to them, and he shows them both some production notes. Wretch’s head tilts to the side and Grace looks frustrated but unsurprised. Ray Deo: I know, don't kill the messenger - it is a decision from the top. It's a minor change to the match, the creative think it is best for business. Prez Mike said you asked to meet him in the ring, so the writers want a quick finish so Aari can get out of the ring, and leave you behind for that segment. {The Wretched Nobody} Okay… no problem. ::Grace Brutal:: Oh hell no! The Wretched Nobody holds up his hand to ease her, and it at least backs her off. {The Wretched Nobody} No problem, Ray… I completely understand - Aari needs to get out of the ring so that Prez Mike and I may talk. Ray Deo: Yes! Exactly! Awesome, thank you - upper staff is going to be really happy to see you two getting along with plans. {The Wretched Nobody} Of course, Ray… Ray Deo: You’re a… uh you’re a weird guy. But I still appreciate you helping us out. Ray Deo hustles off to continue his backstage work. Wretch watches him go, before Grace slaps him in the shoulder. ::Grace Brutal:: So we’re taking fucking dives now, Lurch? {The Wretched Nobody} No, no, Grace… I just agreed to get Aari out of the ring so I can speak with Michael… that is exactly what I am going to do, I promise. Grace’s face turns into a defiantly evil smile… (“Utlimate Countdown” blasts on the PA system. Daniel Bryan walks out on the stage, and he does the “Yes” taunt down to the ring. He enters the ring.) JR-Daniel Bryan is someone that you can’t count out. King-I just did… Kris Gaffney-Wonder how much money he put down on Daniel Bryan. Connor enters to "Ready or not" by the Fugees, accompanied by his manager Vance Vega. JR-Connor hasn’t been able to get back to where he was, but he is very talented. King-It only takes one match to get going though. Kris Gaffney-This might be the one. Daniel Bryan gets the crowd hyped up, and Connor Wicklow tries to take advantage of Daniel Bryan. Daniel Bryan ducks under Connor Wicklow’s attack, and he connects with a few knife edge chops to the chest that knocks him backwards. Connor Wicklow goes for a fist to the face, he ducks under, and Daniel Bryan runs to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, and he jumps in the air, and he connects with a flying clothesline that knocks down Connor Wicklow. Connor Wicklow is slow to get up to his feet, and he kicks him into the gut. Daniel Bryan hooks Connor Wicklow, and he drops him with a snap suplex. Connor Wicklow stays on the mat. Daniel Bryan drops an elbow into the downed Connor Wicklow. Daniel Bryan goes into the cover on Connor Wicklow. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2…KICK OUT by Conner Wicklow. Daniel Bryan backs up, and allows Connor to get up to his feet. Connor Wicklow gets up to his feet in the corner, and he connects with a few kicks into the gut. Connor Wicklow is stunned enough for Daniel Bryan to back up, and he connects with a running drop kick that puts down Connor Wicklow.] JR-So far Connor Wicklow has not been able to get going. King-It’s almost like the Yes movement can’t be stopped. Kris Gaffney- I get the feeling that’s going to change. [Connor Wicklow gets up into a kneeling position. Daniel Bryan goes for a kick to the head, but he is able to duck under, and Daniel Bryan gets pushed to the ropes. Daniel Bryan bounces off off of the ropes. Connor Wicklow drops him with a spinning spine buster that plants him down into the mat. Connor Wicklow has to take sometime to rest up as he tries to recover after the moves he’s taken thus far. He gets up to his feet, and he waits for Dnaiel Bryan to get up to his feet.] JR-Connor Wicklow might have it here. King-I feel like that was a prepared line. [Connor Wicklow picks up Daniel Bryan, Daniel Bryan struggles out of the back. He hooks the arm of Connor Wicklow, and he drive shim down with an arm bar. He hooks on the No Lock on Connor Wicklow. Connor Wicklow fights it, finally he taps out!! Daniel Bryan wins via submission.] JR-Great counter by Daniel Bryan gets him the victory. (“The Duck Song” blasts on the PA system. Walter Melon and Apple Juice Styles walks out on the stage, and they enter the ring.) JR-this is another developing chapter in the GoD and Melon Club feud. King-You’d think they’d appreciate they both have god in their lives. Kris Gaffney-Just not fruit gods. [“Alien Angel” begins playing through the loudspeakers. Instead of the usual pomp and circumstance, however, Tre Misanthrope walks out to the ring, the Intercontinental Title slung over his right shoulder while the Extreme Championship dangled from his right hand. With a smile exuding cockiness, Tre begins his slow descent to the ring, soaking in the boos from the crowd.] We hear the gentle sounds of a music box eerily creep throughout the arena growing more ominous, as Lux Aeterna Tenebrosi Stellata plays. Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen…. Brace yourselves! Smoke crawls across the canvas surrounding everyone in the ring, at ringside and the front row of the audience. Grace walks out into the middle of the stage smiling ear to ear as the arena lights flicker again, through the strobe we see The Wretched Nobody appear from nowhere. Ring Announcer: Making her way down the aisle the lovely, and loathsome Morose Rose - Miss Macabre, herself, Grace Brutal! Her Dark Star hails from The Danvers State Lunatic Asylum, Salem Massachusetts and at Six Foot Eleven inches tall – at Four Hundred and Twenty Pounds he is… Your Reigning, and Two Time EMF Heavyweight Champion of the Woooooorld! THE WRETCHED NOBODY! Nobody slithers under the bottom rope, and slides back sitting in the corner. Nobody reaches for the top rope and pulls himself back to his feet. He rolls his neck and glares hard at the floor as he rocks from side to side in his corner. Grace enters the ring to take the belt from Nobody. JR-Neither team are weak, it’s hard to pick a winner from this match. King-Maybe, but I just did…so shrugs [Walter Melon and Atticus Chambers starts out in the middle of the ring, locking up, and he puts him into an arm bar. Walter Melon hits a few clubbing blows to the arm. Walter Melon twists his arm, and he flips over. Walter Melon connects with a knee drop to the arm of Atticus Cahmbers. He picks him up by the hair, and he whips him to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. He connects with a shoulder block that puts him down on the mat. Walter Melon waits for Atticus Chambers to get up to his feet. Walter Melon hits a few fists to the face that knocks back Atticus Chambers, he tries to whip him to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Atticus Chambers. Walter Melon bounces off of the ropes, and he connects with a shoulder block that takes him down on the mat. Atticus Chambers goes down on the mat. Walter Melon makes the tag to Apple Juice Styles. Walter Melon holds Atticus Chambers, and Apple Juice Styles sling shots himself up to the top rope, and he connects with the flying forearm shot to the face that drives him backwards as Walter Melon connects with the Russian leg sweep.] JR-Great teamwork by the Melon Club. King-It’s because the Melon gods allowed them to be good at team work. Kris Gaffney-A positive byproduct of fruit eating. [Apple Juice Styles picks up Atticus Chambers, Atticus Chambers counters with a jaw breaker this makes him stunned. Apple Juice Styles hits a running ezuguri to the side of the head. Apple Juice Styles gets up, and he dives, he makes the tag to Tre Misanthrope. Misanthrope gets into the ring, and he hits a running clothesline that knocks down Apple Juice Styles. Misanthrope hits a few fists to the face that knocks him backwards, and he whips him to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. He lowers his head, and he connects with a back body drop that sends him flying through the air, and he crashes into the mat. He waits for Apple Juice Styles to get up to his feet, he kicks him in the gut, and he hooks him, and he drops him with a double under hook back breaker. Apple Juice Styles is on the mat. Tre goes into the cover Apple Juice Styles, the ref counts 1………..2……KICK OUT by Apple Juice Styles.] JR-The match momentum is turning. King-The Melon Gods are ok with this situation. Kris Gaffney-One day I’m going to give them a piece of my mind! [Apple Juice gets up, he counters with a jaw breaker. Atticus is mouthing off to him, and he connects with a hard fist to the face. This causes enough of a distraction kicks him in the gut, and he lifts him up, and he drops him with his eternal wrath. Apple Juice is down. Tre goes into the cover on apple Juice Styles. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2……….Walter Melon smashes him with a watermelon. The ref calls for the bell. Atticus tries to get in after being knocked to the outside to the revenge for his partner, but they are able to slide out of the ring. Tre and Atticus win via DQ.] JR-I’m not sure why they had to do that. King-Feels as if were missing something.. (Walter and AJ back towards the backstage area, he turns around, and hanging on the tron upside down is Ashley Irvine who yells “WATERMELON!!) “Jane” by Jefferson Starship plays over the arenas loudspeakers as Orange Cassidy appears from behind the curtain, slowly making his way to the ring while chewing gum. He limply puts his wrist out for fans to tap, his own way of giving a high-five. Swamp Monster steps out behind him, taking slow, lumbering steps straight to ringside. Ring Announcer: On his way to ring, hailing from...wherever, his weight...doesn’t really matter. He is Freshly Squeezed...Orange Cassidy! Cassidy walks up to the ring, lies down on the apron and rolls underneath the bottom rope, his hands in his pockets. Once he reaches the center, he kips up, standing in the center of ring before spitting his gum out and slowly walking to his side. Jr: Orange Cassidy has had his ups and downs here in the EMF, but one thing for sure is that this man is much better than he would like some to believe. King: Yea, he just doesn’t want to work for it. KG: The Melon Gods love him, I think… ('X Gonna Give It To Ya'- DMX blasts over the loud speakers as the lights go black. Out steps paige.) Paige: Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Paige and I am the girlfriend to the REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTED EXTREME CHAMPION and one half of the TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS! He IS THE MERC WITH A MOUTH, standing 6’2” weighing in at 210 lbs. He is WADE WILSON! (Paige steps back to the backstage area, we continue watching the ramps and see nothing. Suddenly the light moves to the crowd where Wade comes walking from the crowd. He has no shirt and his Tag Team championships around his waist. He makes his way down the steps, through the crowd slapping hands with fans on the way and dancing. He leaps over the barricade, climbs onto the ring apron, leaps up over the top rope into the ring, rolls and pushes to his feet and bounces his chest off of the rope, pushing back and doing a backflip landing on his feet. Wade unstraps his Tag Team Championship and holds it into the air. Wade backs into the corner and bends down where he lays down his title. He puts his hands on the ground, waiting, watching Orange Cassidy.) Jr: Don’t let Wade’s silly antics fool you, he is a killer in the ring. King: When is somebody making him The Merc Without A Mouth? Tre beat him pretty badly with a chair and I’m sure he will have a tough time going… KG: Walter was a better Extreme Champion… Just saying. DING! DING! DING! (Wade walks like a gorilla to the center of the ring and stands up and Orange Cassidy slowly walks to meet in in the center. Cassidy puts both hands in the air and brings them down putting his hands into his pockets. He then gives Wade a soft kick on the shin, but Wade sells it bringing up his leg and holding his shin. Wade puts his foot down and gives Cassidy a soft kick in the shin, Cassidy answers with another soft one with the left leg, then the right. Cassidy steps back and slowly moves forward lightly hitting Wade in the shin, Wade makes himself fall and grabs at his shin as he rolls in “pain”.) Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! Jr: Orange Cassidy hitting our extreme champion with bombs! (King and KG look at one another confused.) (Cassidy lays down and rests his head on Wade’s chest.) Ref: ONE!... TWO!.... (KICKOUT!) Jr: Wade able to kickout after the vicious attack by Orange Cassidy. King: I don’t think that would’ve even made me fall… KG: It would if that’s what the Melon Gods wanted. (Orange Cassidy rolls off of Wade and continues to stay on his back. Wade notices Cassidy seemingly falls asleep. Wade looks to the ref putting his finger to his lips saying “shhh” and Wade puts his hand over Cassidy. The ref quietly lays down to begins to tap the mat quietly.) Ref: one... two.... thhhhh (Kickout.) (Cassidy kicks out by accident when he rolls over to his side. Wade lightly pulls Cassidy back to his back and again, “Shhh” to the ref before he pins him once more. Again, the ref quietly counts.) Ref: one… two… thhhhh (kickout!) Ref: THIS IS WRESTLING! THIS IS WRESTLING! THIS IS WRESTLING! Jr: How on earth does somebody fall asleep mid-match? King: I just hope he kicks Wade’s mouth off! KG: FRESHLY SQUEEZED! Walter loves that name. (Cassidy pushes Wade off, rolls to his back and both Wade along with Cassidy kip-up and they turn to face one another. Cassidy still with his hands in his pocket, Wade swings at Cassidy, Cassidy ducks it and runs to the ropes, bounces off and on the return dives hitting Wade with a diving shoulder. Cassidy rolls to his feet, Wade again, kip-ups but once he’s to his feet Cassidy leaps into the air and hits Wade with a dropkick that sends him back. Cassidy runs at him hitting Wade with a super kick that causes Wade to fall through the ropes to the outside of the ring. Still with his hands in his pocket, Cassidy runs to the opposite ropes, bounces off and on the return leaps clean over the top rope hitting Wade with a suicide dive causing Wade to crash to the mat as Cassidy gets back to his feet he smirks and gives a lazy thumbs up. Cassidy reaches down lifting Wade to his feet and as they are coming up Wade lifts Cassidy, runs forward smashing Cassidy’s back into the barricade as the ref begins his count.) Ref: ONE! (Wade grabs the back of Cassidy’s head and charges towards he ring post, once close enough Cassidy lifts up his foot and stops himself to get smashed into the post, pushes back and goes to drive Wade into the post, but Wade runs up the post and backflips over Cassidy, then Wade spins as Cassidy turns to face him and Wade hits him with a spinning heel kick causing Cassidy to drop down to his knees, holding himself up with the ring.) Ref: TWO! (Wade lifts and pushes Cassidy into the ring. Wade then leaps up onto the outside ring apron and holds the top rope as Cassidy begins to push himself to his feet. Once Cassidy is up, Wade leaps up and springboards off of the top rope as he spins and twirls in the air smashing right into Cassidy and they both come crashing down. Before Wade can get up and pin him, Cassidy slowly rolls until he rolls right out of the ring. Wade runs towards the ropes, but Cassidy goes down and begins to roll under the ring. Wade looks confused, steps through the ropes and jumps outside. He kneels down and lifts the ring apron looking around but sees nothing. Eventually, Wade stands up and we see Orange Cassidy laying in the middle of the ring on his side, when Wade looks at him Cassidy gives him a lazy thumbs up. Wade goes to climb up into the ring, but Cassidy rolls to the opposite side, Wade runs around the outside of the ring and when Cassidy is about to roll outside of the ring, Wade is there and they lock eyes. Orange Cassidy smiles and slowly starts rolling the opposite way. Wade then begins sprinting around the ring again, but inside the ring Cassidy kip-ups and springs across the ring, dives through the ropes and crashes directly into the unexpected Wade and they both crash to the ground as the ref begins his count.) Ref: ONE! (They both begin pushing themselves to their feet.) Ref: TWO! (They both get up and face one another and begin trading “lazy” punches that aren’t doing any damage.) Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME! Ref: THREE! (Suddenly, from the crowd comes Apple Juice styles and Walter Melon. AJ stands a distance behind Cassidy and Walter stands a distance behind Wade. Cassidy and Wade stop their lazy punches on one another.) Jr: Oh no, what are they doing here? King: YES! YES! YES! KG: MELON CLUB! MELON CLUB! MELON CLUB! (Wade and Cassidy nod at one another and as they turn around, Walter runs at Wade, AJ runs at Cassidy and once close enough, Walter dives head first into the nuts of Wade BANANA SPLIT! Then, AJ leaps up cracking Cassidy with a knee in the face that causes him to fall over Wade grabbing at his face. AJ and Walter begin stomping on the two.) DING! DING! DING! (Walter reaches into his speedo, pulls out some lemon juice and squirts it on both Wade and Cassidy. Then, Walter squirts the remaining lemon juice into his mouth and around his own face. Both Walter and Apple Juice smash forearms and laugh at the downed Cassidy and Wade as they leave the ring area.) Jr: What the hell was that? A great match ended by this garbage? King: Don’t talk about Walter and the Melon Club like that! KG: Those God’s really have some crazy ideas… (We cut to commercial.) (We come back from Commercial. “The Duck Song” blasts on the PA system. Kenny OMegrape walks out on the stage. He throws grapes. But no grapes come back…until they peg him in the back. He steps inside of the ring.) King-The grapes are getting violent. Kris Gaffney-Grape from no where. Lights in the arena go dark. when the lights come back on LA J is in the center ring with a spot light on her. As Amazing starts playing The Arena flashes black and white lights and Bad Boy appears at the top of the ramp. As he walks down the ramp the ring post have black and white smoke. As he gets to the ring he jumps into the ring lifting LA J and sits her outside the ring and climbs the rope to a corner and sits until his opponent hits the ring. JR-“Primetime” had a hell of a fight from Payback. King-My jealousy has no bounds. Kris Gaffney-This is true. [Kenny Omegrape yells eat your fruit. “Primetime” says epic, they stare down each other. Kenny Omegrape throws a fist, Primetime ducks under, and he continues to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. Kenny Omegrape hits a standing drop kick that knocks down “PIrmetime” Bad Boy. “Primetime” Bad Boy is slow to get up to his feet, and Kenny Omegrape picks him by his hair, and he lifts him up, and he drops him with a body slam. “Primetime” Bad Boy attempts to get up to his feet, but he gets kicked into the back. “Primetime” Bad Boy is in a lot of pain. Kenny Omegrape runs to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. He hits a running knee to the face that puts down “Primetime” Bad Boy. Kenny Omegrape goes into the cover on “Primetime” Bad Boy. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………..2…KICK OUT by “Primetime” Bad Boy. Kenny Omegrape puts him into an arm bar, and he holds him for the arm bar. He is slow to get up to his feet as he looks for a way out of the hold. Kenny Omegrape holds the pressures as “Primetime” Bad Boy gets pushed into the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. He connects with a shoulder block . He hits into the mat, he is slow to get up to his feet. He picks him up, and he drops him with a back breaker on “Primetime” Bad Boy.] JR-It looks like Kenny might be getting ready to finish this match. King-Only if the Melon Gods say he can. Kris Gaffney-Wish they would be clear what they want.. [“Primetime” Bad Boy gets up, he sets up “Primetime” for his finisher, but it’s countered by “Primetime” Bad Boy who is able to shift his weight. He hooks Kenny Omegrape, and he connects with a german suplex that sends him down on the mat. Both wrestlers are down on the mat. The ref starts his standing ten count 1…………….2…………..3………….4……………5………….Kenny Omegrape crawls towards the corner……..6…………7………Kenny Omegrape pulls himself up to his feet in the corner.] JR-“Primetime” might have got this match into his control. King-If he can do something with it, he could win it right here. Kris Gaffney-Think the Melon Gods would be cool with that? King-If that’s what they had planned. [“Primetime” runs towards Kenny Omegrape, he jumps for a splash, but Kenny moves out of the way. “Primetime” Bad Boy stumbles backwards after hitting the top turnbuckle. He picks him up, and he drops him with the Croyts Grapes of Wrath. Kenny goes into the cover on “Primetime”. The ref counts 1……………..2……………….3!!] JR-Kenny capitalized on a mistake there. King-The Melon Gods defeated my jealousy! I’m so jealous! (“That’s Entertainment” blasts on the PA system. Logan Riley walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-With an unlucky fall Logan is looking to bounce back after Payback. King-He’s looking to get revenge for Payback. Kris Gaffney-Did he ever consider talking to Adrian Peterson? “Rambo” Rob Lawson walks out on the stage. He is wearing wearing camo cargo shorts and army green boots. He stares down his opponent. He walks up the steps, and climbs up to the top rope, waiting for the bell to ring.) JR-Rambo didn’t have a match at the PPV, I’m sure he’d like to make an impact to change that in March. King-If only Impact was around. Kris Gaffney-Sure no one knows who that is. King-Their loss. [Logan Riley and “Rambo” Rob Lawson throw fists to the face. Logan Riley is able to get the edge. Logan Riley pushes “Rambo” Rob Lawson to the ropes, and he whips him to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. Logan Riley hits a back elbow that puts down “Rambo” Rob Lawson. “Rambo” Rob Lawson gets up to his feet,a nd Logan Riley hooks his head, and he hits a snapmare, and he puts him into a surfboard stretch. “Rambo” Rob Lawson is in a lot of pain as he is slow to get up to his feet, he twists him around. “Rambo” Rob Lawson hits a knee into the gut, he’s stunned. Rob Lawson tries tow hip him to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Logan Riley. “Rambo” Rob Lawson bounces off of the ropes. He throws him int the air, and he crashes down on the mat with a one man flap jack that sends him flying into the mat. He crashes down into the mat. He is slow to get up to his feet. Logan Riley picks him, and he drops him with a body slam. He lifts him with a body slam. Logan Riley connects with a elbow drop that connects on “Rambo” Rob Lawson. He goes into the cover on “Rambo” Rob Lawson the ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2…KICK OUT by “Rambo” Rob Lawson. Logan Riley looks frustrated, and he hits a few stomps on the downed “Rambo” Rob Lawson. He picks him up by the hair, and he throws him into the corner.] JR-Rob Lawson has countered a few of the moves, but he hasn’t been able to get the advantage so far. King-That’s against the law JR! [“Rambo” Rob Lawson is in the corner. Logan Riley runs towards the corner. He goes for a clothesline in the corner. “Rambo” Rob Lawson moves out of the way. Logan Riley crashes hard into the corner. He stumbles out of the corner. He gets picked up by Logan Riley, and he drops him with a side walk slam. “Rambo” Rob Lawson rolls away, and he gets up to his feet with the help of the ropes. Logan Riley is up to his feet, and he runs towards “Rambo” Rob Lawson, Rambo counters with a hot shot that sends him flying into the top rope. He crashes into top turnbuckle. “Rambo” Rob Lawson stumbles out of the corner, and he kicks him in the gut, and he drops Logan Riley with a double arm DDT planting him face first into the mat. “Rambo” Rob Lawson is able to push him into his back. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2………..KICK OUT by Logan Riley!! Rob Lawson takes a few moments to rest up. He gets up as the crowd starts to build up.] JR-Logan Riley with the kick out. King-I don’t think Rob Lawson is done though [Rob Lawson waits for Logan, but he is too slow to get up. Rob Lawson goes over to Logan Riley. Logan hits a glancing Final Cut that doesn’t take down Rob Lawson. Logan Riley runs at Rob Lawson, he connects with a law breaker that doesn’t have the usual momentum behind it. Logan Riley gets up dazed. Rob Lawson runs at Logan Riley. Riley hits the Final Cut, this time catching Rob Lawson. Rob Lawson goes dwon. Logan falls into the cover on Rob Lawson. The ref counts 1…………2………3!!] JR-Rob Lawson and Logan Riley hit their best shots, but Logan got the final one, and fell into a victory. (“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage with his web ecamera. He tapes his walk down to the ring. He steps inside of the ring.) JR-Zack Ryder has learned quite a bit that it was actually the voice from the shadows that cost him the world championship month’s ago. King-Who else did he think it was? Kris Gaffney-Edge? The Black Dahlia Murder - Reciept plays over the arena speakers. The crowd anxiously anticipates the entrance of Atticus Chambers as the fog machines spew fog at the entrance but are surprised to find half a dozen state police and several federal agents entering the arena via the ramp. They crowd the entrance with nightsticks and handcuffs ready as they also anxiously anticipate the arrival of Atticus. Then suddenly the lights of the arena kick off with a thud from the main breaker. The arena blanketed in darkness and infected by an ocean like whisper from the crowd. Cellphones and lights illuminate sporadically through the arena, though not providing sufficient lighting, create an ambient aura. The lights turn on just in time to see Atticus descending from the rafters by a black rope and land in the ring ready to rage war. The crowd cheers at the unexpected entrance. JR-Atticus Chambers is going to be a tough test. King-I think Ryder knows this. Kris Gaffney-At least Eris survived! [Zack Ryder and Atticus Chambers wait for the bell to ring. Or they were, Atticus goes for a fist to the face of Zack Ryder. Zack Ryder ducks under. Zack Ryder kicks him in the gut, and he drives the air out of Atticus Chambers. He tries to whip Zack Ryder to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Zack Ryder bounces off of the ropes, he jumps in the air, and he connects with a flying forearm shot to the face. Zack Ryder waits for Atticus Chambers, and he connects with a running clothesline that knocks him down on the mat. Zack Ryder grabs Atticus Chambers by the hair, and he lifts him up, and he hooks him into a vertical suplex position, he lifts him up, and he drops him with a vertical suplex. Zack Ryder ges up as Atticus Chambers get into seated position, and he runs to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, and he hits a low drop kick to the face that puts his boots into the face of Atticus Chambers. Zack Ryder goes into the cover on Atticus Chambers. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2..KICK OUT by Atticus Chambers, Zack Ryder takes a few moments to think what he is going to do next. Zack Ryder watches as Atticus goes into the corner, and he pulls himself up with the help of the ropes. Zack Ryder runs at the corner, and he connects with a clothesline in the corner. Zack Ryder backs out of the corner. Atticus Chambers falls into the corner in a seated position. Zack Ryder gets a grin on his face as he starts to back up.] JR-I think I know what Zack is thinking here King. King-Nothing? Kris Gaffney-At least his thought meter has a low bar.. [Zack Ryder does the fist pump. Woo! Woo! Woo! Zack Ryder runs towards the corner, but Atticus Chambers moves out of the way. Zack Ryder is caught up on the ropes, and Atticus Chambers uses this chance to connect with a reverse neck breaker. He takes a few moments to rest up. Zack Ryder gets up to his feet, but clearly he’s dazed. Atticus Chambers picks him up, and he drops him with a falling slam. Atticus falls down on the mat, and he rolls under the ropes. He starts to climb up to the top turnbuckle.] JR-It looks like Atticus is about to try to end this. King-Not good news for Ryder. [Atticus jumps off for the Faith fall, but Zack Ryder moves out of the way. He crashes hard into the mat. He slowly gets up to his feet, Atticus Chambers gets hit with the Rough Ryder!! Zack Ryder goes into the cover on Atticus. The ref counts 1………….2……….3!!] JR-Zack Ryder took advantage of the situation, and got the victory! We hear the gentle sounds of a music box eerily creep throughout the arena growing more ominous, as Lux Aeterna Tenebrosi Stellata plays. Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen…. Brace yourselves! Smoke crawls across the canvas surrounding everyone in the ring, at ringside and the front row of the audience. Grace walks out into the middle of the stage smiling ear to ear as the arena lights flicker again, through the strobe we see The Wretched Nobody appear from nowhere, standing with the EMF championship held proudly in the air. Ring Announcer: Making her way down the aisle the lovely, and loathsome Morose Rose - Miss Macabre, herself, Grace Brutal! Her Dark Star hails from The Danvers State Lunatic Asylum, Salem Massachusetts and at Six Foot Eleven inches tall – at Four Hundred and Twenty Pounds he is… Your Reigning, and Defending Two Time EMF Heavyweight Champion of the Woooooorld! THE WRETCHED NOBODY! Nobody slithers under the bottom rope, and slides back sitting in the corner. Nobody reaches for the top rope and pulls himself back to his feet. He rolls his neck and glares hard at the floor as he rocks from side to side in his corner. Grace enters the ring to take the belt from Nobody. JR-Tonight the Wretched Nobody will face an old rival. King-I think he knows it’s not going to be easy. Kris Gaffney-I’m sure that he only finds that as a positive. King-I wonder what animal this situation is like. (Animal sounds echo the arena when the lights go black. The lights turn on green and an image of a giant alligator moves up the ramp, when it gets to the top it bites down, fireworks shoot from the sage and from up in the rafters comes sliding Aari Maxwell comes sliding down. Once close enough he unclips himself, lands in the ring, rolls, jumps up ontop of the ring post and shouts "CRIKEY!" To the fans with his arms out. He jumps, springs off of the rope and does a backflip landing on his feet. Aari "The Zoo Keeper, slides into his corner, bends down wrapping his arms around the ropes with his back on the post smiling as he waits for the match to begin.) Announcer: Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 190lbs and standing at 6’0”. Fighting out of Queensland, Australia. “The Zookeeper” AARI MAXWELL! Kris Gaffney-Got to wonder if Aari will start to repeat some. King-Well…guess certain animals can fit more than one situation. [The Wretched Nobody pushes back Aari Maxwell into the corner, he hits hard into the corner, but before Aari can moves out of the way. The Wretched Nobody connects with a few hard fists to the face of Aari Maxwell. He grabs Aari Maxwell, and he hip tosses him out of the corner. He crashes hard into the mat. He is slow to get up to his feet, and he pushes him to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. Aari Maxwell ducks under, and he bounces off of the other side of the ring. He jumps in the air, and he goes for a cross body block. The Wretched Nobody is able to counter with a rib breaker on Aari Maxwell. Aari Maxwell is in a lot of pain. The Wretched Nobody connects with a few mounted fists to the face. He brings him up to his feet, and he lifts up Aari Maxwell, and he drops him on the top rope with a reverse hot shot that makes his neck snap off of the top rope. He stumbles forward. The Wretched Nobody runs towards him, and he connects with a hard fist to the face that knocks down Aari Maxwell. The Wretched Nobody waits for Aari Maxwell to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, he lifts him up, and he drops him with a body slam. The Wretched Nobody runs to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes, and he drops a leg drop across the face of Aari Maxwell. The Wretched Nobody goes into the cover on Aari Maxwell. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2………KICK OUT by Aari Maxwell. The Wretched Nobody sits there.] JR-What is going through the monsters mind. King-Something. Kris Gaffney-He can be someone now! [The Wretched Nobody gets up to his feet, and he waits for Aari Maxwell to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, he grabs him around the throat, he lifts him up, but before he can connect with his choke slam back breaker. Aari Maxwell counters with a DDT that puts him down into the mat. Aari Maxwell takes a few moments to rest up, but he notices that the Wretched Nobody is getting up fast, so he takes advantage of this chance. He runs to the ropes, he jumps on the second rope, and he connects with a flying kickt o the side of the head. Aari Maxwell goes into the cover on The Wretched Nobody. The ref goes into positon to make the count. The ref counts 1…………….2….KICK OUT by the Wretched Nobody. Aari Maxwell goes into the corner, and the Wretched Nobody doesn’t seem too pleased at all, he runs at Aari Maxwell in the corner, Aari Maxwell counters with a drop toe hold that sends him flying face first inot the corner. He stumbles out of the corner. The Wretched Nobody gets hit with a running double drop kick that sends the Wretched Nobody into the corner. Aari Maxwell runs at the Wretched Nobody, and he connects with a big splash in the corner. The Wretched Nobody falls out of the corner. Aari Maxwell looks at the situation. The gears turning in his head, he starts to climb up to the top rope.] JR-Aari Maxwell looks to end this. King-This didn’t work out so well for Atticus earlier. Kris Gaffney-Well…maybe this will balance out the GoD karma. [He stands up, but The Wretched Nobody is up, and he hits a trephination on Aari. Aari Maxwell falls off the turnbuckle. He falls off of the turnbuckle, and he hits into the steel steps. The ref yells at Wretched Nobody saying that he’s going too far, and he’s not suppose to do that. The Wretched Nobody doesn’t seem to care though. He goes to the outside, and he continues to attack Aari, the ref continues to use his 10 count. Finally the bell rings, and the match is called via double count out.] JR-What is wrong with Wretch? King-A question that we are unlikely to get an answer to. (EMF officials, other refs, and some other wrestlers come down to the scene, as well as Prez Mike. Grace laughs hysterically at the ringside scene, boldly strolling around on her way to get a microphone as we see The Wretched Nobody standing in the middle of the ring glaring at Prez Mike who seems none too impressed, but as usual nonplussed as he gets into the ring. Grace slinks up beside Wretch, beaming with a devilish joy as she hands him the microphone. {The Wretched Nobody} The Voice from the Shadows told me my destiny was to change things forever by Ending EMF as it has been known. If you come closer I can whisper in your ear… There is something that you truly need to hear. Prez Mike walks up to The Wretched Nobody and turns his head slightly. Wretch leans in and holds the microphone away so no one but Prez Mike may hear. Mike's eyes widen as he steps away from Nobody, shaking his head ”no” to which Wretch nods ”yes” before the lights flicker leaving Prez Mike and those at ringside without the monster, or his mistress in their midst. Wretched Nobody disappears as Saturday Shockwave goes off the air.)

EMF: Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen.)

(The lights are turned off. Pyrotechnics rain down on the stage. The lights turn on, and fans yell, and wave their signs. The camera scans around the crowd. The camera zooms out displaying the location information. The camera scans around the crowd once again as JR begins to speak.)

JR-Tonight the EMF comes to you live from Detroit, Michigan. Welcome to Saturday Shockwave. Hello, and welcome, I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross. I’m joined by Jerry “the King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney. Tonight we have a great show lined up. Headlined as the Wretched Nobody takes on an old foe.

King-Let’s not forget what happened at Unleashed. Id on’t think that Aari Maxwell hasn’t forgotten.

Kris Gaffney-I’m sure it has something to do with some animal.

King-I’m sure it did.

JR-Let’s get started with this show with the opening match of the night.

Backstage Grace and Wretch are approaching the gorilla position knowing their match is coming. Ray Deo walks up to them, and he shows them both some production notes. Wretch’s head tilts to the side and Grace looks frustrated but unsurprised.

Ray Deo: I know, don't kill the messenger - it is a decision from the top. It's a minor change to the match, the creative think it is best for business. Prez Mike said you asked to meet him in the ring, so the writers want a quick finish so Aari can get out of the ring, and leave you behind for that segment.

{The Wretched Nobody} Okay… no problem.

::Grace Brutal:: Oh hell no!

The Wretched Nobody holds up his hand to ease her, and it at least backs her off.

{The Wretched Nobody}

No problem, Ray… I completely understand - Aari needs to get out of the ring so that Prez Mike and I may talk.

Ray Deo: Yes! Exactly! Awesome, thank you - upper staff is going to be really happy to see you two getting along with plans.

{The Wretched Nobody} Of course, Ray…

Ray Deo: You’re a… uh you’re a weird guy. But I still appreciate you helping us out.

Ray Deo hustles off to continue his backstage work. Wretch watches him go, before Grace slaps him in the shoulder.

::Grace Brutal:: So we’re taking fucking dives now, Lurch?

{The Wretched Nobody} No, no, Grace… I just agreed to get Aari out of the ring so I can speak with Michael… that is exactly what I am going to do, I promise.

Grace’s face turns into a defiantly evil smile…

(“Utlimate Countdown” blasts on the PA system. Daniel Bryan walks out on the stage, and he does the “Yes” taunt down to the ring. He enters the ring.)

JR-Daniel Bryan is someone that you can’t count out.

King-I just did…

Kris Gaffney-Wonder how much money he put down on Daniel Bryan.

Connor enters to "Ready or not" by the Fugees, accompanied by his manager Vance Vega.

JR-Connor hasn’t been able to get back to where he was, but he is very talented.

King-It only takes one match to get going though.

Kris Gaffney-This might be the one.

Daniel Bryan gets the crowd hyped up, and Connor Wicklow tries to take advantage of Daniel Bryan. Daniel Bryan ducks under Connor Wicklow’s attack, and he connects with a few knife edge chops to the chest that knocks him backwards. Connor Wicklow goes for a fist to the face, he ducks under, and Daniel Bryan runs to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, and he jumps in the air, and he connects with a flying clothesline that knocks down Connor Wicklow. Connor Wicklow is slow to get up to his feet, and he kicks him into the gut. Daniel Bryan hooks Connor Wicklow, and he drops him with a snap suplex. Connor Wicklow stays on the mat. Daniel Bryan drops an elbow into the downed Connor Wicklow. Daniel Bryan goes into the cover on Connor Wicklow. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2…KICK OUT by Conner Wicklow. Daniel Bryan backs up, and allows Connor to get up to his feet. Connor Wicklow gets up to his feet in the corner, and he connects with a few kicks into the gut. Connor Wicklow is stunned enough for Daniel Bryan to back up, and he connects with a running drop kick that puts down Connor Wicklow.]

JR-So far Connor Wicklow has not been able to get going.

King-It’s almost like the Yes movement can’t be stopped.

Kris Gaffney- I get the feeling that’s going to change.

[Connor Wicklow gets up into a kneeling position. Daniel Bryan goes for a kick to the head, but he is able to duck under, and Daniel Bryan gets pushed to the ropes. Daniel Bryan bounces off off of the ropes. Connor Wicklow drops him with a spinning spine buster that plants him down into the mat. Connor Wicklow has to take sometime to rest up as he tries to recover after the moves he’s taken thus far. He gets up to his feet, and he waits for Dnaiel Bryan to get up to his feet.]

JR-Connor Wicklow might have it here.

King-I feel like that was a prepared line.

[Connor Wicklow picks up Daniel Bryan, Daniel Bryan struggles out of the back. He hooks the arm of Connor Wicklow, and he drive shim down with an arm bar. He hooks on the No Lock on Connor Wicklow. Connor Wicklow fights it, finally he taps out!! Daniel Bryan wins via submission.]

JR-Great counter by Daniel Bryan gets him the victory.

(“The Duck Song” blasts on the PA system. Walter Melon and Apple Juice Styles walks out on the stage, and they enter the ring.)

JR-this is another developing chapter in the GoD and Melon Club feud.

King-You’d think they’d appreciate they both have god in their lives.

Kris Gaffney-Just not fruit gods.

[“Alien Angel” begins playing through the loudspeakers. Instead of the usual pomp and circumstance, however, Tre Misanthrope walks out to the ring, the Intercontinental Title slung over his right shoulder while the Extreme Championship dangled from his right hand. With a smile exuding cockiness, Tre begins his slow descent to the ring, soaking in the boos from the crowd.]

We hear the gentle sounds of a music box eerily creep throughout the arena growing more ominous, as Lux Aeterna Tenebrosi Stellata plays.

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen…. Brace yourselves!

Smoke crawls across the canvas surrounding everyone in the ring, at ringside and the front row of the audience. Grace walks out into the middle of the stage smiling ear to ear as the arena lights flicker again, through the strobe we see The Wretched Nobody appear from nowhere.

Ring Announcer: Making her way down the aisle the lovely, and loathsome Morose Rose - Miss Macabre, herself, Grace Brutal! Her Dark Star hails from The Danvers State Lunatic Asylum, Salem Massachusetts and at Six Foot Eleven inches tall – at Four Hundred and Twenty Pounds he is… Your Reigning, and Two Time EMF Heavyweight Champion of the Woooooorld! THE WRETCHED NOBODY!

Nobody slithers under the bottom rope, and slides back sitting in the corner. Nobody reaches for the top rope and pulls himself back to his feet. He rolls his neck and glares hard at the floor as he rocks from side to side in his corner. Grace enters the ring to take the belt from Nobody.

JR-Neither team are weak, it’s hard to pick a winner from this match.

King-Maybe, but I just did…so *shrugs*

[Walter Melon and Atticus Chambers starts out in the middle of the ring, locking up, and he puts him into an arm bar. Walter Melon hits a few clubbing blows to the arm. Walter Melon twists his arm, and he flips over. Walter Melon connects with a knee drop to the arm of Atticus Cahmbers. He picks him up by the hair, and he whips him to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. He connects with a shoulder block that puts him down on the mat. Walter Melon waits for Atticus Chambers to get up to his feet. Walter Melon hits a few fists to the face that knocks back Atticus Chambers, he tries to whip him to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Atticus Chambers. Walter Melon bounces off of the ropes, and he connects with a shoulder block that takes him down on the mat. Atticus Chambers goes down on the mat. Walter Melon makes the tag to Apple Juice Styles. Walter Melon holds Atticus Chambers, and Apple Juice Styles sling shots himself up to the top rope, and he connects with the flying forearm shot to the face that drives him backwards as Walter Melon connects with the Russian leg sweep.]

JR-Great teamwork by the Melon Club.

King-It’s because the Melon gods allowed them to be good at team work.

Kris Gaffney-A positive byproduct of fruit eating.

[Apple Juice Styles picks up Atticus Chambers, Atticus Chambers counters with a jaw breaker this makes him stunned. Apple Juice Styles hits a running ezuguri to the side of the head. Apple Juice Styles gets up, and he dives, he makes the tag to Tre Misanthrope. Misanthrope gets into the ring, and he hits a running clothesline that knocks down Apple Juice Styles. Misanthrope hits a few fists to the face that knocks him backwards, and he whips him to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. He lowers his head, and he connects with a back body drop that sends him flying through the air, and he crashes into the mat. He waits for Apple Juice Styles to get up to his feet, he kicks him in the gut, and he hooks him, and he drops him with a double under hook back breaker. Apple Juice Styles is on the mat. Tre goes into the cover Apple Juice Styles, the ref counts 1………..2……KICK OUT by Apple Juice Styles.]

JR-The match momentum is turning.

King-The Melon Gods are ok with this situation.

Kris Gaffney-One day I’m going to give them a piece of my mind!

[Apple Juice gets up, he counters with a jaw breaker. Atticus is mouthing off to him, and he connects with a hard fist to the face. This causes enough of a distraction kicks him in the gut, and he lifts him up, and he drops him with his eternal wrath. Apple Juice is down. Tre goes into the cover on apple Juice Styles. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2……….Walter Melon smashes him with a watermelon. The ref calls for the bell. Atticus tries to get in after being knocked to the outside to the revenge for his partner, but they are able to slide out of the ring. Tre and Atticus win via DQ.]

JR-I’m not sure why they had to do that.

King-Feels as if were missing something..

(Walter and AJ back towards the backstage area, he turns around, and hanging on the tron upside down is Ashley Irvine who yells “WATERMELON!!)

“Jane” by Jefferson Starship plays over the arenas loudspeakers as Orange Cassidy appears from behind the curtain, slowly making his way to the ring while chewing gum. He limply puts his wrist out for fans to tap, his own way of giving a high-five. Swamp Monster steps out behind him, taking slow, lumbering steps straight to ringside.

Ring Announcer: On his way to ring, hailing from...wherever, his weight...doesn’t really matter. He is Freshly Squeezed...Orange Cassidy!

Cassidy walks up to the ring, lies down on the apron and rolls underneath the bottom rope, his hands in his pockets. Once he reaches the center, he kips up, standing in the center of ring before spitting his gum out and slowly walking to his side.

Jr: Orange Cassidy has had his ups and downs here in the EMF, but one thing for sure is that this man is much better than he would like some to believe.

King: Yea, he just doesn’t want to work for it.

KG: The Melon Gods love him, I think…

('X Gonna Give It To Ya'- DMX blasts over the loud speakers as the lights go black. Out steps paige.)

Paige: Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Paige and I am the girlfriend to the REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTED EXTREME CHAMPION and one half of the TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS! He IS THE MERC WITH A MOUTH, standing 6’2” weighing in at 210 lbs. He is WADE WILSON!

(Paige steps back to the backstage area, we continue watching the ramps and see nothing. Suddenly the light moves to the crowd where Wade comes walking from the crowd. He has no shirt and his Tag Team championships around his waist. He makes his way down the steps, through the crowd slapping hands with fans on the way and dancing. He leaps over the barricade, climbs onto the ring apron, leaps up over the top rope into the ring, rolls and pushes to his feet and bounces his chest off of the rope, pushing back and doing a backflip landing on his feet. Wade unstraps his Tag Team Championship and holds it into the air. Wade backs into the corner and bends down where he lays down his title. He puts his hands on the ground, waiting, watching Orange Cassidy.)

Jr: Don’t let Wade’s silly antics fool you, he is a killer in the ring.

King: When is somebody making him The Merc Without A Mouth? Tre beat him pretty badly with a chair and I’m sure he will have a tough time going…

KG: Walter was a better Extreme Champion… Just saying.

DING! DING! DING!

(Wade walks like a gorilla to the center of the ring and stands up and Orange Cassidy slowly walks to meet in in the center. Cassidy puts both hands in the air and brings them down putting his hands into his pockets. He then gives Wade a soft kick on the shin, but Wade sells it bringing up his leg and holding his shin. Wade puts his foot down and gives Cassidy a soft kick in the shin, Cassidy answers with another soft one with the left leg, then the right. Cassidy steps back and slowly moves forward lightly hitting Wade in the shin, Wade makes himself fall and grabs at his shin as he rolls in “pain”.)

Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

Jr: Orange Cassidy hitting our extreme champion with bombs!

(King and KG look at one another confused.)

(Cassidy lays down and rests his head on Wade’s chest.)

Ref: ONE!... TWO!.... (KICKOUT!)

Jr: Wade able to kickout after the vicious attack by Orange Cassidy.

King: I don’t think that would’ve even made me fall…

KG: It would if that’s what the Melon Gods wanted.

(Orange Cassidy rolls off of Wade and continues to stay on his back. Wade notices Cassidy seemingly falls asleep. Wade looks to the ref putting his finger to his lips saying “shhh” and Wade puts his hand over Cassidy. The ref quietly lays down to begins to tap the mat quietly.)

Ref: one... two.... thhhhh (Kickout.)

(Cassidy kicks out by accident when he rolls over to his side. Wade lightly pulls Cassidy back to his back and again, “Shhh” to the ref before he pins him once more. Again, the ref quietly counts.)

Ref: one… two… thhhhh (kickout!)

Ref: THIS IS WRESTLING! THIS IS WRESTLING! THIS IS WRESTLING!

Jr: How on earth does somebody fall asleep mid-match?

King: I just hope he kicks Wade’s mouth off!

KG: FRESHLY SQUEEZED! Walter loves that name.

(Cassidy pushes Wade off, rolls to his back and both Wade along with Cassidy kip-up and they turn to face one another. Cassidy still with his hands in his pocket, Wade swings at Cassidy, Cassidy ducks it and runs to the ropes, bounces off and on the return dives hitting Wade with a diving shoulder. Cassidy rolls to his feet, Wade again, kip-ups but once he’s to his feet Cassidy leaps into the air and hits Wade with a dropkick that sends him back. Cassidy runs at him hitting Wade with a super kick that causes Wade to fall through the ropes to the outside of the ring. Still with his hands in his pocket, Cassidy runs to the opposite ropes, bounces off and on the return leaps clean over the top rope hitting Wade with a suicide dive causing Wade to crash to the mat as Cassidy gets back to his feet he smirks and gives a lazy thumbs up. Cassidy reaches down lifting Wade to his feet and as they are coming up Wade lifts Cassidy, runs forward smashing Cassidy’s back into the barricade as the ref begins his count.)

Ref: ONE!

(Wade grabs the back of Cassidy’s head and charges towards he ring post, once close enough Cassidy lifts up his foot and stops himself to get smashed into the post, pushes back and goes to drive Wade into the post, but Wade runs up the post and backflips over Cassidy, then Wade spins as Cassidy turns to face him and Wade hits him with a spinning heel kick causing Cassidy to drop down to his knees, holding himself up with the ring.)

Ref: TWO!

(Wade lifts and pushes Cassidy into the ring. Wade then leaps up onto the outside ring apron and holds the top rope as Cassidy begins to push himself to his feet. Once Cassidy is up, Wade leaps up and springboards off of the top rope as he spins and twirls in the air smashing right into Cassidy and they both come crashing down. Before Wade can get up and pin him, Cassidy slowly rolls until he rolls right out of the ring. Wade runs towards the ropes, but Cassidy goes down and begins to roll under the ring. Wade looks confused, steps through the ropes and jumps outside. He kneels down and lifts the ring apron looking around but sees nothing. Eventually, Wade stands up and we see Orange Cassidy laying in the middle of the ring on his side, when Wade looks at him Cassidy gives him a lazy thumbs up. Wade goes to climb up into the ring, but Cassidy rolls to the opposite side, Wade runs around the outside of the ring and when Cassidy is about to roll outside of the ring, Wade is there and they lock eyes. Orange Cassidy smiles and slowly starts rolling the opposite way. Wade then begins sprinting around the ring again, but inside the ring Cassidy kip-ups and springs across the ring, dives through the ropes and crashes directly into the unexpected Wade and they both crash to the ground as the ref begins his count.)

Ref: ONE!

(They both begin pushing themselves to their feet.)

Ref: TWO!

(They both get up and face one another and begin trading “lazy” punches that aren’t doing any damage.)

Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!

Ref: THREE!

(Suddenly, from the crowd comes Apple Juice styles and Walter Melon. AJ stands a distance behind Cassidy and Walter stands a distance behind Wade. Cassidy and Wade stop their lazy punches on one another.)

Jr: Oh no, what are they doing here?

King: YES! YES! YES!

KG: MELON CLUB! MELON CLUB! MELON CLUB!

(Wade and Cassidy nod at one another and as they turn around, Walter runs at Wade, AJ runs at Cassidy and once close enough, Walter dives head first into the nuts of Wade BANANA SPLIT! Then, AJ leaps up cracking Cassidy with a knee in the face that causes him to fall over Wade grabbing at his face. AJ and Walter begin stomping on the two.)

DING! DING! DING!

(Walter reaches into his speedo, pulls out some lemon juice and squirts it on both Wade and Cassidy. Then, Walter squirts the remaining lemon juice into his mouth and around his own face. Both Walter and Apple Juice smash forearms and laugh at the downed Cassidy and Wade as they leave the ring area.)

Jr: What the hell was that? A great match ended by this garbage?

King: Don’t talk about Walter and the Melon Club like that!

KG: Those God’s really have some crazy ideas…

(We cut to commercial.)

(We come back from Commercial. “The Duck Song” blasts on the PA system. Kenny OMegrape walks out on the stage. He throws grapes. But no grapes come back…until they peg him in the back. He steps inside of the ring.)

King-The grapes are getting violent.

Kris Gaffney-Grape from no where.

Lights in the arena go dark. when the lights come back on LA J is in the center ring with a spot light on her. As Amazing starts playing The Arena flashes black and white lights and Bad Boy appears at the top of the ramp. As he walks down the ramp the ring post have black and white smoke. As he gets to the ring he jumps into the ring lifting LA J and sits her outside the ring and climbs the rope to a corner and sits until his opponent hits the ring.

JR-“Primetime” had a hell of a fight from Payback.

King-My jealousy has no bounds.

Kris Gaffney-This is true.

[Kenny Omegrape yells eat your fruit. “Primetime” says epic, they stare down each other. Kenny Omegrape throws a fist, Primetime ducks under, and he continues to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. Kenny Omegrape hits a standing drop kick that knocks down “PIrmetime” Bad Boy. “Primetime” Bad Boy is slow to get up to his feet, and Kenny Omegrape picks him by his hair, and he lifts him up, and he drops him with a body slam. “Primetime” Bad Boy attempts to get up to his feet, but he gets kicked into the back. “Primetime” Bad Boy is in a lot of pain. Kenny Omegrape runs to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. He hits a running knee to the face that puts down “Primetime” Bad Boy. Kenny Omegrape goes into the cover on “Primetime” Bad Boy. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………..2…KICK OUT by “Primetime” Bad Boy. Kenny Omegrape puts him into an arm bar, and he holds him for the arm bar. He is slow to get up to his feet as he looks for a way out of the hold. Kenny Omegrape holds the pressures as “Primetime” Bad Boy gets pushed into the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. He connects with a shoulder block . He hits into the mat, he is slow to get up to his feet. He picks him up, and he drops him with a back breaker on “Primetime” Bad Boy.]

JR-It looks like Kenny might be getting ready to finish this match.

King-Only if the Melon Gods say he can.

Kris Gaffney-Wish they would be clear what they want..

[“Primetime” Bad Boy gets up, he sets up “Primetime” for his finisher, but it’s countered by “Primetime” Bad Boy who is able to shift his weight. He hooks Kenny Omegrape, and he connects with a german suplex that sends him down on the mat. Both wrestlers are down on the mat. The ref starts his standing ten count 1…………….2…………..3………….4……………5………….Kenny Omegrape crawls towards the corner……..6…………7………Kenny Omegrape pulls himself up to his feet in the corner.]

JR-“Primetime” might have got this match into his control.

King-If he can do something with it, he could win it right here.

Kris Gaffney-Think the Melon Gods would be cool with that?

King-If that’s what they had planned.

[“Primetime” runs towards Kenny Omegrape, he jumps for a splash, but Kenny moves out of the way. “Primetime” Bad Boy stumbles backwards after hitting the top turnbuckle. He picks him up, and he drops him with the Croyts Grapes of Wrath. Kenny goes into the cover on “Primetime”. The ref counts 1……………..2……………….3!!]

JR-Kenny capitalized on a mistake there.

King-The Melon Gods defeated my jealousy! I’m so jealous!

(“That’s Entertainment” blasts on the PA system. Logan Riley walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-With an unlucky fall Logan is looking to bounce back after Payback.

King-He’s looking to get revenge for Payback.

Kris Gaffney-Did he ever consider talking to Adrian Peterson?

“Rambo” Rob Lawson walks out on the stage. He is wearing wearing camo cargo shorts and army green boots. He stares down his opponent. He walks up the steps, and climbs up to the top rope, waiting for the bell to ring.)

JR-Rambo didn’t have a match at the PPV, I’m sure he’d like to make an impact to change that in March.

King-If only Impact was around.

Kris Gaffney-Sure no one knows who that is.

King-Their loss.

[Logan Riley and “Rambo” Rob Lawson throw fists to the face. Logan Riley is able to get the edge. Logan Riley pushes “Rambo” Rob Lawson to the ropes, and he whips him to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. Logan Riley hits a back elbow that puts down “Rambo” Rob Lawson. “Rambo” Rob Lawson gets up to his feet,a nd Logan Riley hooks his head, and he hits a snapmare, and he puts him into a surfboard stretch. “Rambo” Rob Lawson is in a lot of pain as he is slow to get up to his feet, he twists him around. “Rambo” Rob Lawson hits a knee into the gut, he’s stunned. Rob Lawson tries tow hip him to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Logan Riley. “Rambo” Rob Lawson bounces off of the ropes. He throws him int the air, and he crashes down on the mat with a one man flap jack that sends him flying into the mat. He crashes down into the mat. He is slow to get up to his feet. Logan Riley picks him, and he drops him with a body slam. He lifts him with a body slam. Logan Riley connects with a elbow drop that connects on “Rambo” Rob Lawson. He goes into the cover on “Rambo” Rob Lawson the ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2…KICK OUT by “Rambo” Rob Lawson. Logan Riley looks frustrated, and he hits a few stomps on the downed “Rambo” Rob Lawson. He picks him up by the hair, and he throws him into the corner.]

JR-Rob Lawson has countered a few of the moves, but he hasn’t been able to get the advantage so far.

King-That’s against the law JR!

[“Rambo” Rob Lawson is in the corner. Logan Riley runs towards the corner. He goes for a clothesline in the corner. “Rambo” Rob Lawson moves out of the way. Logan Riley crashes hard into the corner. He stumbles out of the corner. He gets picked up by Logan Riley, and he drops him with a side walk slam. “Rambo” Rob Lawson rolls away, and he gets up to his feet with the help of the ropes. Logan Riley is up to his feet, and he runs towards “Rambo” Rob Lawson, Rambo counters with a hot shot that sends him flying into the top rope. He crashes into top turnbuckle. “Rambo” Rob Lawson stumbles out of the corner, and he kicks him in the gut, and he drops Logan Riley with a double arm DDT planting him face first into the mat. “Rambo” Rob Lawson is able to push him into his back. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2………..KICK OUT by Logan Riley!! Rob Lawson takes a few moments to rest up. He gets up as the crowd starts to build up.]

JR-Logan Riley with the kick out.

King-I don’t think Rob Lawson is done though

[Rob Lawson waits for Logan, but he is too slow to get up. Rob Lawson goes over to Logan Riley. Logan hits a glancing Final Cut that doesn’t take down Rob Lawson. Logan Riley runs at Rob Lawson, he connects with a law breaker that doesn’t have the usual momentum behind it. Logan Riley gets up dazed. Rob Lawson runs at Logan Riley. Riley hits the Final Cut, this time catching Rob Lawson. Rob Lawson goes dwon. Logan falls into the cover on Rob Lawson. The ref counts 1…………2………3!!]

JR-Rob Lawson and Logan Riley hit their best shots, but Logan got the final one, and fell into a victory.

(“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage with his web ecamera. He tapes his walk down to the ring. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Zack Ryder has learned quite a bit that it was actually the voice from the shadows that cost him the world championship month’s ago.

King-Who else did he think it was?

Kris Gaffney-Edge?

The Black Dahlia Murder - Reciept plays over the arena speakers. The crowd anxiously anticipates the entrance of Atticus Chambers as the fog machines spew fog at the entrance but are surprised to find half a dozen state police and several federal agents entering the arena via the ramp. They crowd the entrance with nightsticks and handcuffs ready as they also anxiously anticipate the arrival of Atticus. Then suddenly the lights of the arena kick off with a thud from the main breaker. The arena blanketed in darkness and infected by an ocean like whisper from the crowd. Cellphones and lights illuminate sporadically through the arena, though not providing sufficient lighting, create an ambient aura. The lights turn on just in time to see Atticus descending from the rafters by a black rope and land in the ring ready to rage war. The crowd cheers at the unexpected entrance.

JR-Atticus Chambers is going to be a tough test.

King-I think Ryder knows this.

Kris Gaffney-At least Eris survived!

[Zack Ryder and Atticus Chambers wait for the bell to ring. Or they were, Atticus goes for a fist to the face of Zack Ryder. Zack Ryder ducks under. Zack Ryder kicks him in the gut, and he drives the air out of Atticus Chambers. He tries to whip Zack Ryder to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Zack Ryder bounces off of the ropes, he jumps in the air, and he connects with a flying forearm shot to the face. Zack Ryder waits for Atticus Chambers, and he connects with a running clothesline that knocks him down on the mat. Zack Ryder grabs Atticus Chambers by the hair, and he lifts him up, and he hooks him into a vertical suplex position, he lifts him up, and he drops him with a vertical suplex. Zack Ryder ges up as Atticus Chambers get into seated position, and he runs to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, and he hits a low drop kick to the face that puts his boots into the face of Atticus Chambers. Zack Ryder goes into the cover on Atticus Chambers. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2..KICK OUT by Atticus Chambers, Zack Ryder takes a few moments to think what he is going to do next. Zack Ryder watches as Atticus goes into the corner, and he pulls himself up with the help of the ropes. Zack Ryder runs at the corner, and he connects with a clothesline in the corner. Zack Ryder backs out of the corner. Atticus Chambers falls into the corner in a seated position. Zack Ryder gets a grin on his face as he starts to back up.]

JR-I think I know what Zack is thinking here King.

King-Nothing?

Kris Gaffney-At least his thought meter has a low bar..

[Zack Ryder does the fist pump. Woo! Woo! Woo! Zack Ryder runs towards the corner, but Atticus Chambers moves out of the way. Zack Ryder is caught up on the ropes, and Atticus Chambers uses this chance to connect with a reverse neck breaker. He takes a few moments to rest up. Zack Ryder gets up to his feet, but clearly he’s dazed. Atticus Chambers picks him up, and he drops him with a falling slam. Atticus falls down on the mat, and he rolls under the ropes. He starts to climb up to the top turnbuckle.]

JR-It looks like Atticus is about to try to end this.

King-Not good news for Ryder.

[Atticus jumps off for the Faith fall, but Zack Ryder moves out of the way. He crashes hard into the mat. He slowly gets up to his feet, Atticus Chambers gets hit with the Rough Ryder!! Zack Ryder goes into the cover on Atticus. The ref counts 1………….2……….3!!]

JR-Zack Ryder took advantage of the situation, and got the victory!

We hear the gentle sounds of a music box eerily creep throughout the arena growing more ominous, as Lux Aeterna Tenebrosi Stellata plays.

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen…. Brace yourselves!

Ring Announcer: Making her way down the aisle the lovely, and loathsome Morose Rose - Miss Macabre, herself, Grace Brutal! Her Dark Star hails from The Danvers State Lunatic Asylum, Salem Massachusetts and at Six Foot Eleven inches tall – at Four Hundred and Twenty Pounds he is… Your Reigning, and Defending Two Time EMF Heavyweight Champion of the Woooooorld! THE WRETCHED NOBODY!

JR-Tonight the Wretched Nobody will face an old rival.

King-I think he knows it’s not going to be easy.

Kris Gaffney-I’m sure that he only finds that as a positive.

King-I wonder what animal this situation is like.

(Animal sounds echo the arena when the lights go black. The lights turn on green and an image of a giant alligator moves up the ramp, when it gets to the top it bites down, fireworks shoot from the sage and from up in the rafters comes sliding Aari Maxwell comes sliding down. Once close enough he unclips himself, lands in the ring, rolls, jumps up ontop of the ring post and shouts "CRIKEY!" To the fans with his arms out. He jumps, springs off of the rope and does a backflip landing on his feet. Aari "The Zoo Keeper, slides into his corner, bends down wrapping his arms around the ropes with his back on the post smiling as he waits for the match to begin.)

Announcer: Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 190lbs and standing at 6’0”. Fighting out of Queensland, Australia. “The Zookeeper” AARI MAXWELL!

Kris Gaffney-Got to wonder if Aari will start to repeat some.

King-Well…guess certain animals can fit more than one situation.

[The Wretched Nobody pushes back Aari Maxwell into the corner, he hits hard into the corner, but before Aari can moves out of the way. The Wretched Nobody connects with a few hard fists to the face of Aari Maxwell. He grabs Aari Maxwell, and he hip tosses him out of the corner. He crashes hard into the mat. He is slow to get up to his feet, and he pushes him to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. Aari Maxwell ducks under, and he bounces off of the other side of the ring. He jumps in the air, and he goes for a cross body block. The Wretched Nobody is able to counter with a rib breaker on Aari Maxwell. Aari Maxwell is in a lot of pain. The Wretched Nobody connects with a few mounted fists to the face. He brings him up to his feet, and he lifts up Aari Maxwell, and he drops him on the top rope with a reverse hot shot that makes his neck snap off of the top rope. He stumbles forward. The Wretched Nobody runs towards him, and he connects with a hard fist to the face that knocks down Aari Maxwell. The Wretched Nobody waits for Aari Maxwell to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, he lifts him up, and he drops him with a body slam. The Wretched Nobody runs to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes, and he drops a leg drop across the face of Aari Maxwell. The Wretched Nobody goes into the cover on Aari Maxwell. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2………KICK OUT by Aari Maxwell. The Wretched Nobody sits there.]

JR-What is going through the monsters mind.

King-Something.

Kris Gaffney-He can be someone now!

[The Wretched Nobody gets up to his feet, and he waits for Aari Maxwell to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, he grabs him around the throat, he lifts him up, but before he can connect with his choke slam back breaker. Aari Maxwell counters with a DDT that puts him down into the mat. Aari Maxwell takes a few moments to rest up, but he notices that the Wretched Nobody is getting up fast, so he takes advantage of this chance. He runs to the ropes, he jumps on the second rope, and he connects with a flying kickt o the side of the head. Aari Maxwell goes into the cover on The Wretched Nobody. The ref goes into positon to make the count. The ref counts 1…………….2….KICK OUT by the Wretched Nobody. Aari Maxwell goes into the corner, and the Wretched Nobody doesn’t seem too pleased at all, he runs at Aari Maxwell in the corner, Aari Maxwell counters with a drop toe hold that sends him flying face first inot the corner. He stumbles out of the corner. The Wretched Nobody gets hit with a running double drop kick that sends the Wretched Nobody into the corner. Aari Maxwell runs at the Wretched Nobody, and he connects with a big splash in the corner. The Wretched Nobody falls out of the corner. Aari Maxwell looks at the situation. The gears turning in his head, he starts to climb up to the top rope.]

JR-Aari Maxwell looks to end this.

King-This didn’t work out so well for Atticus earlier.

Kris Gaffney-Well…maybe this will balance out the GoD karma.

[He stands up, but The Wretched Nobody is up, and he hits a trephination on Aari. Aari Maxwell falls off the turnbuckle. He falls off of the turnbuckle, and he hits into the steel steps. The ref yells at Wretched Nobody saying that he’s going too far, and he’s not suppose to do that. The Wretched Nobody doesn’t seem to care though. He goes to the outside, and he continues to attack Aari, the ref continues to use his 10 count. Finally the bell rings, and the match is called via double count out.]

JR-What is wrong with Wretch?

King-A question that we are unlikely to get an answer to.

(EMF officials, other refs, and some other wrestlers come down to the scene, as well as Prez Mike.

Grace laughs hysterically at the ringside scene, boldly strolling around on her way to get a microphone as we see The Wretched Nobody standing in the middle of the ring glaring at Prez Mike who seems none too impressed, but as usual nonplussed as he gets into the ring. Grace slinks up beside Wretch, beaming with a devilish joy as she hands him the microphone.

{The Wretched Nobody} The Voice from the Shadows told me my destiny was to change things forever by Ending EMF as it has been known. If you come closer I can whisper in your ear… There is something that you truly need to hear.

Prez Mike walks up to The Wretched Nobody and turns his head slightly. Wretch leans in and holds the microphone away so no one but Prez Mike may hear. Mike's eyes widen as he steps away from Nobody, shaking his head ”no” to which Wretch nods ”yes” before the lights flicker leaving Prez Mike and those at ringside without the monster, or his mistress in their midst.

Wretched Nobody disappears as Saturday Shockwave goes off the air.)