EMF: Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen)

(We open up the scene in a darken arena. Pyrotechnics blasts on the stage. Once they end the lights turn on, and fans yell. They wave their signs as the camera scans the crowd looking at the various signs. Finally it pulls to a zoom shot showing the location information. The commentators being to speak.)

JR-Tonight the EMF comes to you live from the Capital One Arena in Washington DC. We come off a great pay per view in Unleashed. I’m good ol’ JR coming to you live at ring side. I’m joined by Jerry “the King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney.

King-You know JR…if this was the WWE…you would have been replaced a decade ago.

JR-That almost happened….not fun King.

King-Anyways….this week the Melon Club and the Inhumans get a chance to settle their feud.

Kris Gaffney-Considering how personal it’s gotten, it’s hard to see one match doing it, but we’ll see what happens.

(“Life is lemon” blasts on the PA system. Karaoke Kid walks out on the stage as the crowd cheers. He walks down to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring. He waits on Randall Flagg.)

JR-Here comes the exciting new comer to the EMF, Karaoke Kid.

King-Think he could do a duet with Catherine Walker.

Kris Gaffney-I’m sure it’s on his list…

(“Randall Flagg’s theme” blasts on the PA system. Randall Flagg walks out on the stage, and he walks down to the ring. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Randall Flagg has come on hard times right now.

King-He hasn’t given up though, and it only takes one match to get it back on track.

Kris Gaffney-It was only one thing for the legendary X-Cold that made the rest of his career…after all.

King-How do you know that?

Kris Gaffney-I do research too…

[Randall Flagg and Karaoke Kid stand in the middle of thering as the bell rings. They lock up. Karaoke Kid is able to get behind Randall Flagg, and he puts him into a hammer lock, and transfers into a side head lock. Karaoke Kid holds on the pressure, and Randall Flagg looks for a way out of the hold, he back Karaoke Kid to the ropes, and he whips him ot the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. Randall Flagg goes for a standing clothesline, Karaoke Kid ducks under, and he runs to the other side of the ring. He bounces off of the ropes, and then Randall throws him in the air, but Karaoke Kid is able to counter with a hurricanarana that sends him flying through the air, and he hits hard on his back. He bounces up to his feet, Karaoke Kid hits a kick to the gut, and he hooks Randall Flag with a vertical suplex, and he lifts up Randall Flagg, and drops him with a vertical suplex. He spins up, and hits another vertical suplex. Once again Karaoke Kid spins up, and hits another one, but this time turns it into a brain buster. Randall Flagg seems to be down for the count, but he’s also in the perfect position for Karaoke Kid’s next move as he heads out of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope, and he stands on the top rope, and he jumps off, and he connects with a shooting star press on Randall Flagg. From there he goes into the cover on Randall Flagg, the ref goes into position to make the count, the ref counts 1…………..2………….KICK OUT by Randall Flagg.]

JR-Randall Flagg kicks out of the shooting star press.

King- John Cena is displeased.

Kris Gaffney-Aren’t we all…

[Randall Flagg gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, Karaoke Kid spring up, and he goes for the Chart Topper. But Randall Flagg is able to push him off, and he bounces off of the ropes. Randall Flagg picks up Karaoke Kid, and drops him with a spinning spine buster. Randal Flagg rolls away, and the ref starts to count his standing ten count.]

JR-The first one to get to their feet will have an advantage.

King-….somehow I don’t think that’s true.

Kris Gaffney-Don’t I know it…

[Randall Flagg gets up to his feet, and he stumbles around, and he turns right into the Chart Topper!! Randall Flagg is out of it. Karaoke Kid goes into the cover on Randall Flagg. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………..2……………3!!] JR-Randall Flagg might not have been ready to be on his feet however. Which gave Karaoke Kid the chance to hit his finisher for the victory.

King-What a cover JR…

(“Ultimate Countdown” blasts on the PA system. Daniel Bryan walks out on the stage. He nods his head, and he does the “YES!” taunt down to the ring. Daniel Bryan steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Daniel Bryan seems determine to prove a point this match.

King-That’s a norm in a Daniel Bryan match…

(“Crank it up” blasts on the PA system plays. Pyrotechnics blasts from under the stage, and the Big Show walks out on the stage. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-This giant is not going to be easy to chop down to size however.

King-The real question…can he slam the Big Show?

Kris Gaffney-I’m pretty sure he won’t even try.

King-That’s right…he won’t…the Big Show is too big!

[Daniel Bryan steps inside of the ring. He starts the YES chant. The Big Show doesn’t approve of this. He goes for a fist to the face. Daniel Bryan ducks under. Daniel Bryan hits a kick to the leg, and this puts him down on his knee. Daniel Bryan hits another kick to the ribs. Daniel Bryan runs to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. The Big Show reaches up, and he grabs Daniel Bryan around the neck, he gets up to his feet. He lifts up Daniel Bryan, but Daniel Bryan counters with a hook with a front face lock, and he drops him with a DDT that puts down the Big Show. Daniel Bryan goes into the cover on the Big Show. The ref goes into position to make the count, the ref counts 1………..2…..The Big Show powers out of the cover. Daniel Bryan fly’s through the air, he gets up to his feet. He hits a front drop kick to the side of the head of the Big Show. The Big Show rolls into the corner. The Big Show gets up in the corner. Daniel Bryan runs towards the corner, and he hits a running drop kick in the corner. Daniel Bryan runs into the corner opposite of the Big Show. He hits the running drop kick again, and again, and again. Daniel Bryan backs out of the corner, and the Big Show stumbles out of the corner. Daniel Bryan climbs up to the second turnbuckle, and he measures up on the Big Show, and he connects with a flying bulldog that puts him down on the mat.]

JR-So far Daniel Bryan speed has kept him in control of this match.

King-I get the feeling it won’t last.

Kris Gaffney-I’m sure that he’d wish it would.

[Daniel Bryan kicks Big Show (YES), kicks Big Show (YES), kicks the Big Show (YES). Daniel Bryan back away from the Big Show, and he goes for a kick to the head. The Big Show ducks under, he pushes him to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. The Big Show picks up Daniel Bryan, and drops him with a side walk slam. The Big Show falls away from Daniel Bryan as he is recovering after being hit with a few moves, but it looks like he’s getting angry.]

JR-The Big Show looks ready to end this match.

King-This can’t be good for Daniel Bryan.

[The Big Show goes for the WMD as Daniel Bryan is up. Daniel Bryan ducks under. Daniel Bryan gives himself space, he runs towards the Big Show, and he connects with the running knee. The Big Show is dazed. Daniel Bryan backs up, and he hits another one, this one takes down the Big Show. Daniel Bryan goes into the cover on the Big Show. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2……….3!!]

JR-Daniel Bryan found an opening, and was able to pull out the victory.

King-The Big Show is so cursed when it comes to Daniel Bryan…

(“Down with the sickness” blasts on the PA system. Angelus Archer walks out on the stage as the lights are blood red. He creeps down to the ring, and he slides into the ring.)

JR-This man is very dangerous.

King-In the ring…and out of it.

Kris Gaffney-Also being dangerous as he is outside of it inside of the ring at times.

King-We know this…

JR-Muhammad Ali came up a bit short, but he has shown promise.

King-That’s why he’s the greatest JR!!

[Angelus Archer and Muhammad Ali pace around the ring. Angelus Archer throws a fist to the Muhammad Ali ducks under, and Muhammad Ali hits a body shot, and a upper cut to the chin. Angelus Archer stumbles backwards Muhammad Ali whips Angelus Archer to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Muhammad Ali goes for a clothesline, and Angelus Archer ducks under. He continues to the other side of the ring, and he bounces on the other side of the ring. He leaps in the air, and he goes for a cross body block. Muhammad Ali catches him, he holds him and he connects with a fall away slam that sends him flying across the ring, and he rolls under the ropes. Angelus Archer is slow to get up to his feet, once he gets up to his feet. Muhammad Ali hooks Angelus Archer’s arm, and he hits a hip toss that sends him flying over the top rope flipping, and he hits hard on his back. Angelus stumbles up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Muhammad Ali picks him up, and he drops him with a back breaker. Muhammad Ali goes into the cover on Angelus Archer. The ref goes into position to make the count, the ref counts 1……………………2…………..KICK OUT by Angelus Archer. Muhammad Ali hits a few stomps on the downed Angelus Archer. Angelus Archer rolls away, and he gets up to his feet in the corner, and Muhamma Ali hits a few knife edge chops to the chest of Angelus Archer. He backs out of the corner, and he runs towards the corner, but before Muhammad Ali can hit his move, Angelus Archer hits a boot to the face that stuns him. Angelus Archer runs towards Muhammad Ali, Muhammad Ali counters with a powers slam. Angelus Archer is down. Muhammad Ali goes into the cover on Angleus Archer. The ref goes into position to make the count, the ref counts 1…………….2…KICK OUT by Angelus Archer.]

JR-That last move didn’t work out as Angelus thought it would.

King-Maybe he was using advice given by Jack Moore.

Kris Gaffney-Well…burn down his restaurant…you can’t expect to get the A material.

[Angelus Archer gets picked up by Muhammad Ali. Angelus Archer rakes the eyes, and then he jumps, and he connects with a kick to the side of the head. Muhammad Ali falls down to a knee. Angelus Archer runs towards the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, he hits a double handed face buster.]

JR-Angelus Archer hits the face buster.

King-Too bad he didn’t go for the X-Factor…then he could have had a great theme song.

Kris Gaffney-I’m sure that’s how you remember it…

[Angelus Archer waits for Muhammad Ali to get up to his feet. Angelus Archer goes for a jumping clothesline. Muhamamd Ali ducks under. Angelus Archer turns towards Muhammad Ali. Angelus gets hit with the decimation right cross. Angelus Archer goes down on the mat. Muhammad Ali goes into the cover on Angelus Archer. The ref counts 1……………2……………3!!]

JR-Muhammad Ali gets the victory over Angelus Archer.

King-Greatness beat greatness JR!

(“The Duck song” blasts on the PA system. Kenny Omegrape walks out on the stage. He throws grapes to the crowd. He walks down to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-The former IC champion is looking to get back in the race.

King-Not necessarily for the IC championship.

Kris Gaffney-Depends on the Melon Gods.

JR-The man known as Impact might have something to say about that.

King-He’s looking to make an impact.

Kris Gaffney-And he certainly doesn’t want to take his time.

[Kenny Omegrape and Jeremiah “Impact” Dixon stand on opposite side of the ring. The bell rings, they quickly go towards the middle of the ring, and they hammer away at each other with fists to the face. Neither are backing down, Kenny Omegrape is gaining the advantage. He kicks Jeremiah in the gut, he runs to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes Jeremiah Dixon counters with a hip toss, but Kenny Omegrape is able to counter with a monkey flip that sends Jeremiah “Impact” Dixon flying across the ring, and he crashes down on the mat. He slowly gets up to his feet, and Kenny Omegrape hits a few fists to the face that makes Jeremiah once again back up into the ropes. Kenny Omegrape attempts to whip Jeremiah Dixon to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Jeremiah “Impact” Dixon. Kenny Omegrape bounces off of the ropes. He jumps in the air, and he connects with a flying forearm shot to the face that puts him down on the mat. Slowly he gets up to his feet. Kenny Omegrape hooks Jeremiah “Impact” Dixon, and he connects with a Russian leg sweep that puts down. Jeremiah Dixon. Jeremiah Dixon is down on the mat, and Kenny Omegrape goes into the cover. The ref goes into position to make the count, the ref counts 1……………….2……..KICK OUT by Jeremiah “Impact” Dixon. Kenny Omegrape looks at the ref, and questions if he ate his fruit, because no ref who did would have made that count. Anyways…Kenny Omegrape hits a few stomps on the downed Jeremiah “Impact” Dixon.]

JR-Kenny Omegrape didn’t seem to agree with that count.

King-The melon gods are displeased.

Kris Gaffney-Or…maybe that was just their plan.

King-The melon gods can be such jerks….

[Kenny Omegrape puts him into an arm bar. He holds the pressure on Jeremiah Dixon. Jeremiah Dixon gets up to his feet, and then he twists his arm again, and then he hits a knee lift into the gut that doubles over Kenny Omegrape, and he yanks him by the hair. He goes down on the mat. He crashes down on the mat. He slowly gets up to his feet. Jeremiah Dixon hits a kick to the gut, and he whips Kenny Omegrape to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. He hits a back elbow that puts down Kenny Omegrape. He gose down on the mat. He tries to get up to his feet. Jeremiah “Impact” Dixon hits a kick to the ribs that makes Kenny Omegrape roll inot the corner. He is slow to get up to his feet, and he is now in the corner. Jeremiah Dixon pushes back Kenny Omegrape, and he hits a knife edge chop to the chest that echo’s through out the arena, and he hits another one. Jeremiah “Impact” Dixon tries to whip Kenny Omegrape to the other side of the ring, but it’s reversed by Kenny Omegrape. He crashes into the corner. Kenny Omegrape runs towards Jeremiah Dixon. Jeremiah “Impact” Dixon hits a boot to the face. Kenny Omegrape is stunned. Jeremiah “Impact” Dixon pulls himself up to the second turnbuckle. He hooks him, and he jumps off, and he connects with a tornado DDT that plants him down on the mat. Jeremiah “Impact” Dixon crawls to the downed Kenny Omegrape. Jeremiah “Impact” Dixon goes into the cover on Kenny Omegrape. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………..2……….KICK OUT by Kenny Omegrape!!]

JR-Kick out by Kenny Omegrape!!

King-I think I feel a come back coming!

Kris Gaffney-That’s…oddly specific.

[Jeremiah Dixon pulls up Kenny Omegrape. Kenny Omegrape counters with a knee lift into the gut. Kenny lifts Dixon up for his finisher. Dixon slides out of the back, he hooks him, and drops him with the Dixon Driver!! Dixon goes into the cover on Kenny Omegrape. The ref counts 1……………..2…………….3!!]

King-Well….that was…kind of a come back.

JR-Yeah….good cover King.

(“The Duck Song’ blasts on the PA system. An apple juice waterfall rains down on the stage. Apple Juice walks through it. He poses on the stage. He walks down to the ring, and he enters the ring.)

JR-Apple Juice Styles has a great chance to help himself up the ranks.

King-Let’s not forget he’s not exactly had the best of luck against Wretched Nobody.

Kris Gaffney-Well…that’s because it wasn’t the will of the Melon Gods.

JR-The Wretched Nobody has to now peer over his shoulder.

King-Plus for some reason Charlotte Flair decided to be in his match.

Charlotte- Yeah…I do that.

Kris Gaffney-You certainly do.

[Apple Juice Styles slides into the ring as the bell rings. He hits Wretched Nobody with a fist to the face. Then another fist to the face, but it’s blocked, and the Wretched Nobody hits a head butt that knocks down Apple Juice Styles. Apple Juice Styles stumbles up to his feet, and he holds his head. The Wretched Nobody whips him to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. The Wretched Nobody throws him in the air, and he crashes down hard on the mat. He slowly gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. The Wretched Nobody waits for Apple Juice Styles to get where he wants him, he grabs him around the throat, and he throws him hard into the corner, The Wretched Nobody hits a few body shots to the gut, and follows it up with a hooking him, and he hits a big hip toss out of the corner, and he crashes down on the mat. He flips to his back, and hits the mat hard as he yells as he hits the mat. He rolls out of the ring. Apple Juice Styles tries to recover, but the Wretched Nobody doesn’t seem to want to give Apple Juice the time to recover as he slides out of the ring, and he comes up from behind, and he smashes Apple Juices Styles head into the ring steps. It crashes into the ring steps. He falls down to one knee, and then once he gets up to his feet. He picks up Apple Juice Styles over his head, and he drops him into a military press slam. Apple Juice Styles splats on the mat, he is in a lot of pain, and Grace Brutal reminds Wretched Nobody that the 10 count is getting close. Wretch throws Apple Juice in the ring, he steps inside of the ring. The Wretched Nobody is on the apron, he’s about to get into the ring, but Apple Juice Styles hits a hang man. Wretched Nobody falls through the ropes, and back into the ring, and he rolls on the mat. Apple Juice Styles falls down as well, he recovers as he watches Wretched Nobody gets up to his feet. He runs to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, but Wretched Nobody counters with a spinning side slam!!]

JR-Apple Juice thought he had the match back into his control.

King-Looks like he was wrong.

Kris Gaffney-Happens to wrestlers all the time though.

[Wretched Nobody calls for his finisher. He waits for Apple Juice to get up to his feet. Apple Juice gets upt o his feet. Wretched Nobody goes for the Trepidation. Apple Juice Styles ducks under, and he hits a drop kick to the face that stumbles backwards Wretched Nobody. Apple Juice Styles kicks the Wretched Nobody in the gut, and he hooks Wretched Nobody. He lifts him up, and he drops him with a vertical suplex into a sit down face buster. Apple Juice Styles pushes him on his back, the ref goes inot position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2…………KICK OUT by The Wretched Nobody!! Apple Juice Styles looks around, and he goes to the outside, and he yells for the Wretched Nobody to get up to his feet.]

JR-Apple Juice Styles might have Wretched Nobody on the ropes here.

King-Quick..Grace…time to evolve into Grape Brutal!!

Kris Gaffney-And the Welch’s Nobody’s grape juice.

[Apple Juice Styles sling shots himself off of the top rope, and goes for his flying forearm. Wretched Nobody ducks under. Apple Juice lands on his feet. Big mistake. He turns around, and gets hit with the Trepidation!! Apple Juice Styles goes down on the mat. Wretched Nobody goes into the cover on Apple Juice Styles. The ref counts 1…………2………..3!!]

JR-The Wretched Nobody gets the victory!!

Kris Gaffney-I knew that wasn’t going to work Apple Juice!

(Lights dim and flash blue as "Black Sails"- Black McCreary blasts. Smoke begins to shoot from the ramp as "The One" Austin Joseph walks out from the back and Edge beside him. Austin has his IC championship over his shoulder, he and Edge stand atop of the ramp. Austin holds his belt in the air, places it back on his shoulder, Edge turns and slaps it as they begin walking down the ramp)

Announcer: Making their way to the ring, at a combined weight of 486 lbs. Austin Joseph, Edge, THE INHUMANS!

(Both run at the ring and slide in, Austin holds his belt in the air again jumping up on one turnbuckle and Edge on another. They jump down, meet center of the ring and smash forearms.)

JR: These two have been incredible since arriving here in the EMF. Austin becoming IC champion in less than three months and Edge has yet to lose.

King: That is until they face the Melon Club.

KG: The Melon Gods have been kind to them.

(The Duck song blasts. Out from the back steps the three members wrestling Shinsuke Nakamango. Nakamango stands atop the stage making awkward hand poses and shaking as if he is having a seizure. Beside him is Walter Melon and his Extreme championship.)

Announcer: And their opponents. At a combined weight of 425 pounds. Shinsuke Nakamango, Walter Melon. THE MELON CLUB!

Jr: The Melon Club has been antagonizing the Inhumans as of late.

KG: Well, the Melon Gods must have plans for them.

King: This time they have Walter, Inhumans are in trouble.

(Melon Club climb into the ring. Edge and Nakamango decide to start the match.)

DING! DING! DING!

(The two run at one another, Edge ducks under, continues running and leaps up hitting Walter off of the ring apron with an elbow, when he turns around he is met with a kick to the side of the leg, then Nakamango attempts to kick high, but Edge ducks low and tackles Nakamango to the mat and mounts him as he begins laying vicious punches onto him, one after another. Walter is back up on the ring apron and comes into the ring, he throws a kick to the side of Edge’s face, then Austin comes flying in hitting Walter with a clothesline that causes both Austin and Walter to flip over the top rope to the outside of the ring. Those two begin brawling outside of the ring as the ref tries to gain control.)

Jr: This is off to a rough start! These two teams hate eachother!

KG: It’s all part of the plan.

King: Where is Melonia! She should be out here standing in front of us!

(Finally, Walter and Austin get split apart and sent to their own corners. Inside the ring, Edge gets to his feet, Nakamango attempts to throw a kick to the nuts as the ref isn’t looking, but Edge is able to catch Nakamango’s foot, spin him around and lay him flat with a hard lariat. Edge lifts Nakamango to his feet, grabs his arm and whips him into the ropes and on the return Edge leaps up connecting with a dropkick that knocks Nakamango to his back. Edge grabs ahold of Nakamango’s legs and locks in a calf crusher. Nakamango noticeably in pain and the ref continuing to check on him. Nakamango inches towards the ropes, as he get’s closer, Edge jumps up, grabs Nakamango by the feet and drags him to the center of the ring. Edge grabs ahold of his legs again, but this time Nakamango turns around, brings both feet o this chest and then pushes Edge back. Edge stumbles into his corner and tags in Austin, at the same time Nakamango dives and tags in Walter. Austin runs over and the two begin trading punches, going blow for blow. Eventually, Walter pushes Austin into the ref causing the ref to fall to the ground. Austin turns to look, when he turns back around he is kicked in the nuts by Walter, then Walter wraps up Austin’s head and drops back with a vicious DDT. Pretending to be groggy, Walter stumbles to Inhuman’s corner, but he turns at the last second cracking Edge with a kick to the temple knocking him off the ring apron to the ground outside. Walter runs and climbs a turnbuckle. He reaches into his speedo pulling out a grape that he eats and then leaps off hitting Austin with FRUIT SMASH! Walter shakes the ref and helps him up and then covers Austin.)

Ref: ONE!... TWO!... THHRRR (KICKOUT!)

JR: BAH GAWD! AUSTIN JOSEPH JUST KICKED OUT OF FRUIT SMASH!

KG: Wow, these Melon God’s, I wonder what they are planning…

King: I’m in shock…

(Walter pissed off, he get’s up and begins to start pushing the ref. Austin rolls to his belly and begins to crawl to his corner. Walter turns and sees this. Walter runs over, lifts Austin to his feet and whips him into the ropes, on the return, Walter runs at Austin, dives attempting BANANA SPLIT! But Austin does a flip over Walter and continues to the ropes picking up speed, on the return as Walter turns around, Austin dives nailing Walter with THE ONE AND ONLY! Austin falls into cover.)

Ref: ONE!... TWO!... THHHRRR (From out of nowhere a watermelon is smashed over the head of Austin.)

DING! DING! DING!

Announcer: Your winner’s by disqualification, Edge and Austin Joseph, THE INHUMANS! (As Edge climbs into the ring, Nakamango drops down and slides out, pulling Walter with him. Walter putting his arm around the shoulder of Nakamango as they begin shouting at the Inhumans inside the ring. Officials run over handing Walter his Extreme championship as they begin walking backwards, Edge helps Austin to his feet and they walk to the ropes and the two teams begin shouting at one another!)

JR: Wow, the inhumans were robbed tonight.

KG: No, that’s just how the Melon Gods wanted it to go down.

King: No, we’ve all been robbed without a site of Melonia!

(As Walter and Nakamango walk backwards, from the other side of the ring slides Kenny Omegrape and AJ Styles. As Edge and Austin turn around they are both met with watermelons to the head. Walter and Nakamango come running back to the ring. Omegrape grabs Austin’s IC championship. Walter holds Austin’s head up as Omegrape runs and smashes him with the IC championship to the face. Omegrape stands above him holding the IC championship in the air. AJ Styles and Nakamango hold up Edge as Walter rushes, dives and smashes head first into Edge’s nuts with BANANA SPLIT! Walter grabs his Extreme Championship, he tells the rest of the Melon Club to lift up Austin who’s face is already bloodied, Walter runs at him and smashes the Extreme championship into Austin’s face again. Walter puts his foot onto his chest and yells at the ref to count and the rest of the melon club make him.)

Ref: ONE!.....TWO!.......THREE!

(Walter yells “DING! DING! DING! BITCH!” and spits on Austin as the Melon Club leave the ring.)

Jr: Wow, that was uncalled for, unprofessional. There was no need for this at all!

KG: Don’t ever question the Melon Gods.

King: I’m still wondering where Melonia is…??

(The Melon Club celebrate as Shockwave goes off the air.)