EMF: Saturday Shockwave
	(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, and we go into the Saturday Shockwave video.) (The pyrotechnics blasts on the stage of the darken arena. Once it ends, the lights turn on as fans yell, and wave their signs. Some signs say “selective memory”, “Could be worse…the EMF paid Chris Legend”, and “how did that get past the censors”.) JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross, along side Jerry “The King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney. King-We have quite a show for you tonight. Kris Gaffney-We have two title matches…how did that happen? King-I don’t know, but don’t ask questions, and roll with it. (“Veil of Fire” blasts on the PA system as Kane walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring as his pyrotechics blasts off behind him.) JR-We haven’t seen Kane since First Blood. King-Well, this might be a good way to shake off rust. Kris Gaffney-Why didn’t I ever get a match like this in my career? King-Because everyone was always better than you (“Nick’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Nick Jones walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) King-I get the same feeling seeing this guy as seeing Maven. Kris Gaffney-At least this isn’t Shelton Benjamin. JR-I think this might be worse…but then again, Nick did have a big upset, anything can happen. [Kane and Nick Jones pace around the ring, and Nick Jones charges at Kane, Kane throws a hard fist to the face. Nick Jones ducks it, and he hits a few fists to the face, and then Kane backs up a little bit, and once he thinks he has the advantage, he stops, but Kane is able to throw a fist to the face, but Nick Jones is able to duck it fairly easily. Kane turns around, and once he does Nick Jones is able to set up Kane, and he goes for a monkey flip, but it’s countered by Kane who brings him over to the turnbuckle, and then he puts him on the top rope. Kane hits a upper cut that sends him over the top rope, and he crashes down on the arena floor with a slat. Kane slides under the ring, and then he waits for Nick Jones to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Kane hits a kick to the gut that doubles over Nick Jones. Kane picks up Nick Jones, and then he goes over to the steel steps. But it’s countered by Nick Jones who slides out of the back of Kane, and he pushes him into the steel steps. But then he is able to stop himself from going into the steel steps. He turns around as Nick Jones goes over into the steps. He hits a drop toe hold that sends Nick Jones face first into the steel steps. Nick Jones gets grabbed by the hair, and he throws him into the ring. Kane gets up on the apron, and he goes into the ring, and Nick Jones gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Nick Jones gets hit with a few fists to the face, and then Nick Jones backs up to the ropes, and then he gets whipped to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Kane goes for a big boot, but it’s ducked under by Nick Jones, Nick Jones waits, and goes for a drop kick, but it’s swatted away. Nick Jones goes crashing into the mat, and once Kane see’s Nick Jones getting up to his feet. Nick Jones hits a short arm clothesline that knocks himd own on the mat. Once he gets up to his feet. Kane picks up Nick Jones, and then he brings him over to the corner, and he runs out of the corner, and he hits a running power slam. Kane hooks the leg of Nick Jones, and he goes into the cover. The ref counts the 1……………2……………KICK OUT by Nick Jones. Kane gets up to his feet, and he yells at the ref who backs away, but still stands his ground on the count, as Kane turns towards Nick Jones who is trying to get up to his feet.] King-Nick isn’t doing so well. Kris Gaffney-Well, hope he taught Godwin everything he knew…and then Godwin learned more from somewhere else. JR-…Kane’s setting up to finish off this match. [Kane waits as Nick Jones gets up to his feet, and Nick Jones hits a kick to the gut, and he hits a DDT that plants Kane into the mat. Nick Jones rolls out of the ring, and he lands on his feet, and holds on to the apron to keep himself up. Kane sits up, and he see’s that Nick Jones is on the outside of the ring. He goes over to the ring, and he pulls Nick Jones on to the apron with his hair, and before he pulls him into the ring. Nick Jones is able to counter this with a hang man. Kane stumbles backwards, and Nick Jones climbs up on the apron. He uses the ropes to sling shots himself up to the top rope quickly, and then he hits a missile drop kick that sends Kane stumbling backwards, and he falls, and he falls right into the ropes, and Kane gets caught in them. Nick Jones smiles as this is a perfect chance to try to get the advantage he’s been looking in this match. He then hits a few fists to the face of Kane, the ref yells at him, but he doesn’t let up for a little bit, finally he backs up just before getting DQed. Anyways after the ref is done bitching at him, Kane is gotten out of the ropes by the ref. Nick Jones had been measuring while this is going on, and he runs to the ropes, and he slides out of the ring, and he takes out Kane’s legs from outside of the ring. Nick Jones jumps on the apron, and he uses the ropes, and then he sling shots himself over the top rope, and he hits a elbow to the back of the head. Kane is down on the mat, and Nick Jones see’s that this might be the chance to try to put away the match. He waits as Kane is slow to get up to his feet.] JR-Nick Jones might be on the second win of a life time. King-I’ll believe it when I see it. Maven-If I was in this match…I’d beat him fades away like a Jedi ghost King-See…even saying that is making things like that happen. [Nick Jones gets impatient, and pulls Kane up the rest of the way. Kane throws his hands off him. Nick Jones throws a punch. Kane ducks it, Nick Jones turns around right into a hand, and he grabs him around the throat, and he lifts him up, and drives Nick Jones into a choke slam! Kane goes into the cover on Nick Jones. The ref counts the 1……..2……3!] JR-Kane wins this match. Kris Gaffney-Guess when it’s once in a life time…it stays once in a life time. King-…I’m sure your right. ("Walk, Idiot, Walk" blasts out as Christy Hemme makes her way down the ramp, carrying the EMF Women's Championsip, to loud cheers from the crowd.) JR: I'm sure last week at Unleashed wasn't the way Christy would have chosen to win back the Women's Championship, but after the two occasions she was robbed of that title, she should be proud to have it back. King: To me she should have been champion that whole time anyway, who else had a claim to it? Kris: Amy Dumas, at least according to the new Divas GM. (Christy takes a microphone as she addresses the audience.) Hemme: Thank you. Seriously.... thank you so much! I really am proud to stand here today as your new EMF Women's Champion. For the 3rd time in my career I have captured the championship that nobody believed I would ever get close to. My first 2 title reigns were both ended in controversial circumstances, due to dodgy decisions made by Mickie James, but I swear.... that will not happen this time. No matter what AJ Lee has in mind, I will fight, I will prevail, and I will keep this championship right where it belongs! Now last week was not exactly.... (Suddenly, she is cut off by "The Million Dollar Theme" and the crowd boo loudly as Natasha Jones makes her way onto a ramp holding a microphone.) Natasha: Not exactly what? Ideal? You got that right. Are you proud of yourself Christy? Are you proud of how you won that championship? Not only did you not beat the actual champion, Mickie James, but you won it by taking advantage of a woman who had no business wrestling in her bra and thong. How am I supposed to focus, knowing these perverts are gawking at parts of me that they should never get to see! You proved everything I said heading into that match, and you carrying that championship is nothing short of a joke. If you're this great champion you think you are, how about giving me a title shot tonight, and letting me kick your arse! (The crowd boo, but still a "Feed... me... whores!" chant breaks out.) Hemme: You know what? I recently got a new contract from John Cena... and in it is what is known as "The Mickie James clause". Mickie invented it so that every time she won a championship, she'd basically be rewarded with the right to rape the dignity of some poor unsuspecting diva, whoever she took fancy to at the time. So I actually have complete choice over my first title defense. Natasha: So that's it then? Me and you, one on one, right here, right now? Hemme: No. No I don't think so. You see Nat as much as I'd love to see you try and puts on a heavily mocking British accent 'kick my arse' end of accent I've got bigger fish to fry. I've already beaten you, twice. Granted once was by DQ and the other by exposing your boobs to the world, but hey.... those were the rules, right? No I think I'm going to use my clause tonight to set up the match that will allow me to prove I truly do deserve this championship.... when I go one on one with Mickie James! Natasha: I wouldn't do that. I might be willing and able to kick your arse so hard we never see you again, but after you stole her championship, Mickie is pissed. You're setting yourself up for all kinds of abuse... Hemme: That's why it's not going to be your conventional match. But it's still going to be a match that if I win it, will actually mean something. See I'm going to face Mickie James in what I'm dubbing an HSA match. Honest, straight action! If Mickie does ANYTHING that in inappropriate... anything whatsoever... whether it's that disgusting finisher of hers, you know... the claw! Or even something simple like knife edge chopping my breasts, Mickie James will not only be disqualified... she'll be FIRED! Natasha: Do you know what you're doing? You're forcing one of the best women's wrestlers ever to straight up wrestle you? Even though your just a talent contest bimbo slut? Be careful what you wish for Hemme.... this is going to end up being one of the shortest title reigns of all time... Hemme: Well you'd know all about that wouldn't you? (Natasha looks like she's going to come down the ramp, but then she just laughs, and drops the microphone as she heads to the back. Hemme leaves as well as we go to commercial.) (“Ultimate Countdown” blasts on the PA system as Daniel Bryan walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Daniel Bryan is in an interesting situation. King-Well he definitely put himself in the spotlight at Unleashed. Kris Gaffney-But now he has two top superstars coming for his head. (…..The lights go out. They go back on as “Hero” starts to play as Kevin Bourne walks to the ring, looking straight at Daniel Bryan.) JR-What’s Bourne doing here? King-Check that…three. Kris Gaffney-I guess he really didn’t what Bryan did. [Daniel Bryan doesn’t look impressed by Kevin Bourne, and he gets in the face of Kevin bourne. He yells “NO!, Bourne yells “YES!”. Daniel Bryan and Bourne go back and forth, and then finally they back off, and then Daniel Bryan goes for a kick to the side of the head. Kevin Bourne is able to duck under, and he pushes Daniel Bryan to the ropes, and then he bounces off of the ropes. Kevin Bourne lowers his head, but Daniel Bryan hits a kick to the face that makes Kevin Bourne stumble backwards, and Kevin Bourne gets up, and he throws a fist to the face of Daniel Bryan. Daniel Bryan ducks under, and he goes for a kick to the face. Kevin Bourne grabs a hold of Daniel Bryan’s leg, and Daniel Bryan hops on one foot, and he hits an ezuguri that sends Kevin Bourne stumbling backwards, and to the ropes. Daniel Bryan measures up, and once he see’s that he has the chance he charges at Kevin Bourne. Kevin Bourne counters with a back body drop over the top rope, but Daniel Bryan lands on his feet, and he waits as he turns around. Once he turns around, Kevin Bourne gets hit with a hang man. Kevin Bourne stumbles backwards, and then Daniel Bryan climbs up to the top rope, and he leaps off, and he hits a missile drop kick. Kevin Bourne goes into the cover, and the ref counts 1…………2……KICK Out.] JR-Daniel Bryan is a proud wrestler, he’s not going to lay down here. King-Although he has to be somewhat off balanced by the appearance of Kevin Bourne. Kris Gaffney-Well he’s been able to avoid Bourne thus far. [Daniel Bryan gets up to his feet, and Kevin bourne is on his knee’s, he hits a few kicks to Kevin Bourne, and then goes for one to the head. Kevin Bourne is able to duck under, and then he pushes Daniel Bryan forward into the corner. Daniel Bryan stops himself, and then he goes up to the top rope as Kevin Bourne is getting up to his feet, and Daniel Bryan back flips over him, but Kevin Bourne was waiting for this, and he hits a brutal side kick to the head that takes down on Daniel Bryan. Kevin bourne takes a few moments to rest up in the corner. Kevin Bourne waits as Daniel Bryan gets up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Daniel Bryan gets hit with a diving short arm clothesline that knocks down on the nat. Daniel Bryan is dazed, Kevin Bourne pulls up Kevin Bourne. Kevin Bourne hits a few fists to the face. Daniel Bryan gets whipped to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, and he goes for a clothesline on Kevin Bourne. Daniel Bryan ducks under the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. Kevin Bourne hits a spinebuster that plants on Daniel Bryan on the mat, and then he gets up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet, he backs up, and he hits a knee drop across the face of Daniel Bryan. Kevin Bourne hits a few mounted fists to the face on Daniel Bryan. The ref argues, but Kevin Bourne doesn’t stop, and then Kevin Bourne gets up to his feet. Kevin Bourne gets up to his feet. Once he has the ref pulling at him. Bourne gets backed up, and it seems like the ref loses track of where he is, and he falls out of the ring outside of the ring.] King-Wow…our ref’s not only implode on impact, they also will do it themselves. Kris Gaffney-At least they don’t have self destruct count downs. [Daniel Bryan looks at the ref, and turns back as Kevin Bourne runs towards Daniel Bryan. Bryan tries to drive Kevin Bourne down for the No Lock, but Keivn Bourne stays on his knee, and struggles to keep, and he gets up on his feet, and he hits a back kick for a low blow. Daniel Bryan stumbles around, and he turns right into the Checkmate. Seeing that the ref isn’t getting up anytime soon Kevin Bourne takes off the turnbuckle covering from the bottom turnbuckle. He drags Daniel Bryan up, and he hits a check mate sending Daniel Bryan face first into the unprotected turnbuckle. Daniel Bryan is down on the mat. Kevin Bourne goes out of the ring, and pulls up the ref, and he throws him into the ring. Daniel Bryan is bleeding all over the place, and is out of it. As the ref recovers, Kevin Bourne pulls up Daniel Bryan, and hits one more Checkmate! He goes into the cover on Daniel Bryan, the ref counts the 1……….2……..3!] JR-Kevin Bourne just destroyed Daniel Bryan. King-What a mess. Kris Gaffney-That’s a good reason to say “no” now. ("Dirty Little Girl" blasts out as Mickie James makes her way onto the ramp for her shot at the Women's Championship.) JR: Mickie James lost the championship last weekend, but it was largely down to her refusal to get in the ring and fight for it. King: For some reason, she has been ducking Christy for a long time.... tonight that's no longer an option. Kris: If she wants the title back, she's going to have to fight for it. ("Walk, Idiot, Walk" blasts out as Christy Hemme makes her way out, carrying her newly won championship.) JR: Many thought Christy should have been the champion months ago, but despite winning it back, she's won't be happy until she proves she can beat Mickie James. King: By nullifying Mickie's lesbian tactics, she's given herself a real chance. Kris: But Mickie is still dangerous. If she's focused, this could end badly for Christy. (The bell sounds and Mickie charges at Christy and hits a big clothesline. Christy gets to her feet but Mickie hits some hard shots on her. Christy trades back the shots but Mickie takes control, kicking her in the gut and then hitting a suplex. Mickie stomps down on Christy a few times, and then lifts her to her feet. She hurls Christy into the corner and follows her over. She looks for a knife edge chop, but then hesitates, and this allows Hemme to fire away on her with some right hands and get Mickie back into the middle of the ring. Once there Christy grabs hold of Mickie and goes for a snapmere. Mickie does down and Christy dropkicks her. Christy goes into a quick cover for 1.... kick out by Mickie. Christy picks Mickie back up to her feet and then hits a big clothesline on the challenger.) JR: Christy Hemme took advantage of the fact Mickie James hesitated, but had Mickie hit the chop in a area deemed "unsuitable", she'd be out of a job. King: Christy is sucking all the fun out of a Mickie match... Kris: It's Mickie's turn to feel uncomfortable, she really might be in trouble here. (Christy picks Mickie back up to her feet, but Mickie rakes the eyes. Christy stumbles back, and Mickie James runs and hits a neckbreaker. With Christy down, Mickie climbs to the top rope. Christy gets to her feet and Mickie jumps and hits a hurricanrana. Christy goes flying across the ring. Mickie waits for her to stumble up and then hits a quick suplex taking her down again. Mickie covers Christy for 1.... 2.... kick out. She wastes little time picking Christy back up, and then sending her back to the mat with a clothesline. Mickie steps on Christy's hair, and pulls her up, causing Christy to scream out in pain. The referee counts and Mickie eventually releases her. She lifts Christy back to her feet but Christy fires away with right hands, and then backs Mickie into a corner. She charges at Mickie and clotheslines her in the corner, and Mickie falls into a seated position. Christy taunts the crowd, and then runs and hits a bronco buster on Mickie.) JR: The champion starting to build momentum. King: If Mickie did this same move, would she be DQed? Kris: Who knows.... (Christy eventually breaks the move and stands, waiting for Mickie to get to her feet. When she does Christy kicks her in the gut, and positions Mickie for the Twist of Fate. Mickie pushes her away and then when Christy turns, Mickie goes for the Mick Kick. Christy catches her foot and spins her around and then looks fot the Twist of Fate again. It looks like she's about to hit it when suddenly she jumps up like she's been shocked. We see that Mickie has reached up and applied the vaginal claw on Christy. The referee spots this and calls for the bell. Knowing it doesn't matter now, Mickie refuses to release the hold. Christy falls to the mat and Mickie is screaming at her while continuing to apply it. Eventually the referee decides to pull her off of Christy. Mickie keeps yelling something and tries to break away from the referee, and suddenly John Cena is in the ring to check on Christy. Knowing she won't get near her now, Mickie slides out of the ring. Suddenly it dawns on her what just happened. Not only did she lose the match, but she lost her job. She sees security are coming out to remove her. Cena takes a microphone and looks like he wants to say something, but then Christy sits up, and takes it from him.) Hemme: You know what.... leave her. Don't escort her out. Mickie.... firing you was just a threat. I just wanted to have a good, clean match with you, and see who the better woman is. I realise now it's not possible for you to do that. But I don't care. I still want to kick your ass. Bring her back, let's finish this! (Mickie looks like she's ready to do, but suddenly "Light It Up" plays and the new Divas General Manager AJ Lee comes skipping out onto the ramp. She skips around all the security guards, and then around Mickie. She gets into the ring, and glares at Hemme, before looking over to Cena, and smiling at him. Cena again seems to be weirded out by this, but just hands her the microphone.) AJ Lee: I'm sorry Christy.... Mickie.... but I can't allow that. You see Christy... the terms of the contract for this match were very clear... you should know... you wrote them! If Mickie was DQed... she would lose her job. Now you might not want that to happen... but rules are rules.... security... GET THAT BITCH OUT OF MY BUILDING! (Cena, Mickie and Hemme all look stunned as the security guards begin to remove Mickie from the ramp. Cena goes to say something but "Light It Up" plays again and AJ just smiles at him, and then begins to skip around. Cena grabs hold of her and is about to yell at her but AJ just grabs his face, and begins to make out with him. While Cena is still surprised, AJ slides out of the ring and skips up the ramp. Cena just shakes his head and he and Christy head up the ramp.) (“Heretic Anthem” blasts on the PA system as Troy Gafgen walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Troy has a chance to get the title he lost two months back. King-Well, more than that JR. Kris Gaffney-Hopefully he is focused on the task at hand, rather than what he could do with a win. (“Cult of Personality” blasts on the PA system as CM Punk walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR- CM Punk might not seem that he respects Troy, but he better. King-Well, only an idiot wouldn’t. [Troy Gafgen and CM Punk pace around the ring, and CM Punk charges at Troy Gafgen. Troy Gafgen goes for a big boot to the face, but it’s ducked under by CM Punk. CM Punk bounces off of the ropes. Troy Gafgen goes for a clothesline. But CM Punk is able to duck under that too, and he continues to the other side of the ring, and he bounces off of the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. CM Punk leaps in the air, but it’s countered with a shoulder block that knocks down CM Punk. CM Punk are down on the mat, CM Punk gets up to his feet, and Troy Gafgen hits a running clothesline that knocks down on the mat. CM Punk. CM Punk is down on the mat, and Troy Gafgen hits a few stomps on the downed CM Punk. Before the ref gets on Troy Gafgen. CM Punk gets picked up by Troy Gafgen, and then Troy Gafgen whips him to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Troy Gafgen lowers his head, and CM Punk hits a kick to the face Troy Gafgen is stunned, and CM Punk backs up to the ropes. Troy Gafgen stumbles around, CM Punk runs to the stunned Troy Gafgen. Troy Gafgen is able to counter this with a belly to belly over head throw that sends him crashing down on the mat, and once he gets up to his feet stunned. He falls into the turnbuckle. Troy Gafgen hits a few kicks into the gut that stun CM Punk, and then once he has him sinked down into the corner. Troy Gafgen puts his boot on the throat of CM Punk, the ref starts to count to 4, and then finally he lets go of the hold so that he doesn’t get DQed. Troy Gafgen backs up as the ref warns him, Troy Gafgen doesn’t argue. He waits as CM Punk gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. CM Punk gets hit with a hard fist to the face, and once he’s stunned enough. CM Punk is able to reverse the whip. Troy Gafgen crashes into the corner, and then CM Punk runs into the corner, and he gets hit with a boot to the face. He stumbles backwards.] JR-CM Punk hasn’t had an answer for Troy Gafgen as of yet. King-Well I guess Troy has been waited for this for a little while. [ CM Punk turns around, and Troy Gafgen comes from behind, and he hits a one handed face crusher on CM Punk. Troy Gafgen goes into the cover on CM Punk, and the ref counts the 1……..2……KICK OUT by CM Punk, and Troy Gafgen is able to get up to his feet. Once he does he waits for CM Punk to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. He charges at CM Punk, and he goes for the Crack of Dawn, but it’s countered by CM Punk who grabs the ropes. Troy Gafgen hits hard into the mat, CM Punk is able to rest up a little bit with this as Troy Gafgen crashes hard on the mat. CM Punk rolls away, and then CM Punk measures up on Troy Gafgen. Troy Gafgen gets charged at by CM Punk, and then Troy Gafgen is able to counter this with a back body drop, but it’s countered with a back body drop, but he lands on his feet. Troy Gafgen turns around CM Punk hits a shoulder block through the ropes. Troy Gafgen stumbles backwards in pain, and then CM Punk measures up on Troy Gafgen. Troy Gafgen turns to where CM Punk wanted him to, and CM Punk spring boards on the top rope, and then he leaps off of the ropes, and he hits a flying clothesline that knocks down Troy Gafgen. CM Punk is able to rest up, on the mat being that he has taken a few moves. But Punk actually gets to his feet fairly quickly so there is no number that the standing ten count got to that is worth mentioning. CM Punk falls on the ropes as he gets up to his feet, and rest up the rest of the way. Troy Gafgen is slow to get up to his feet, once he gets up to his feet. Troy Gafgen charges at CM Punk. CM Punk is able to counter this with a drop toe hold that sends Troy Gafgen throat first into the second rope. CM Punk crawls away, and measures up as Troy Gafgen is dazed, once Troy gets up to his feet. Troy Gafgen gets hit with a few fists to the face, and then CM Punk tries to whip Troy Gafgen off of the ropes, but it’s reversed. CM Punk bounces off of the ropes, and then he bounces off of the ropes. Troy Gafgen lowers his head, but it’s countered with a swinging neck breaker that sends down Troy Gafgen. CM Punk measures up on Troy Gafgen, Troy gets up in the corner. CM Punk charges, and he hits a running knee into the face. He turns around, and he hits a bulldog out of the corner.] JR-CM Punk is gaining momentum. King-And we all know that’s everything in wrestling! Kris Gaffney-…yeah… [CM Punk waits as Troy Gafgen gets up to his feet, and CM Punk picks up Troy Gafgen for the GTS, and as he goes for it Troy tries to counter it into the Crack of Dawn, but it’s thrown off. CM Punk charges at Troy, and goes for a kick to the face. But it’s ducked under, and he goes for a kick to the face. Troy ducks under, and does something surprising, and he does a reverse hurricanarana pin! CM Punk struggles to get out it…and does. But not before the 1…..2….3 has been registered. Troy falls out of the ring.] JR-Troy did it! King-Wow, that was out of no where. Kris Gaffney-Didn’t think a big man could do a move like that. (Troy Gafgen gets out of ring side, as CM Punk isn’t looking too happy as Shockwave goes off the air.)

EMF: Saturday Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, and we go into the Saturday Shockwave video.)

(The pyrotechnics blasts on the stage of the darken arena. Once it ends, the lights turn on as fans yell, and wave their signs. Some signs say “selective memory”, “Could be worse…the EMF paid Chris Legend”, and “how did that get past the censors”.)

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross, along side Jerry “The King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney.

King-We have quite a show for you tonight.

Kris Gaffney-We have two title matches…how did that happen?

King-I don’t know, but don’t ask questions, and roll with it.

(“Veil of Fire” blasts on the PA system as Kane walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring as his pyrotechics blasts off behind him.)

JR-We haven’t seen Kane since First Blood.

King-Well, this might be a good way to shake off rust.

Kris Gaffney-Why didn’t I ever get a match like this in my career?

King-Because everyone was always better than you

(“Nick’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Nick Jones walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

King-I get the same feeling seeing this guy as seeing Maven.

Kris Gaffney-At least this isn’t Shelton Benjamin.

JR-I think this might be worse…but then again, Nick did have a big upset, anything can happen.

[Kane and Nick Jones pace around the ring, and Nick Jones charges at Kane, Kane throws a hard fist to the face. Nick Jones ducks it, and he hits a few fists to the face, and then Kane backs up a little bit, and once he thinks he has the advantage, he stops, but Kane is able to throw a fist to the face, but Nick Jones is able to duck it fairly easily. Kane turns around, and once he does Nick Jones is able to set up Kane, and he goes for a monkey flip, but it’s countered by Kane who brings him over to the turnbuckle, and then he puts him on the top rope. Kane hits a upper cut that sends him over the top rope, and he crashes down on the arena floor with a slat. Kane slides under the ring, and then he waits for Nick Jones to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Kane hits a kick to the gut that doubles over Nick Jones. Kane picks up Nick Jones, and then he goes over to the steel steps. But it’s countered by Nick Jones who slides out of the back of Kane, and he pushes him into the steel steps. But then he is able to stop himself from going into the steel steps. He turns around as Nick Jones goes over into the steps. He hits a drop toe hold that sends Nick Jones face first into the steel steps. Nick Jones gets grabbed by the hair, and he throws him into the ring. Kane gets up on the apron, and he goes into the ring, and Nick Jones gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Nick Jones gets hit with a few fists to the face, and then Nick Jones backs up to the ropes, and then he gets whipped to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Kane goes for a big boot, but it’s ducked under by Nick Jones, Nick Jones waits, and goes for a drop kick, but it’s swatted away. Nick Jones goes crashing into the mat, and once Kane see’s Nick Jones getting up to his feet. Nick Jones hits a short arm clothesline that knocks himd own on the mat. Once he gets up to his feet. Kane picks up Nick Jones, and then he brings him over to the corner, and he runs out of the corner, and he hits a running power slam. Kane hooks the leg of Nick Jones, and he goes into the cover. The ref counts the 1……………2……………KICK OUT by Nick Jones. Kane gets up to his feet, and he yells at the ref who backs away, but still stands his ground on the count, as Kane turns towards Nick Jones who is trying to get up to his feet.]

King-Nick isn’t doing so well.

Kris Gaffney-Well, hope he taught Godwin everything he knew…and then Godwin learned more from somewhere else.

JR-…Kane’s setting up to finish off this match.

[Kane waits as Nick Jones gets up to his feet, and Nick Jones hits a kick to the gut, and he hits a DDT that plants Kane into the mat. Nick Jones rolls out of the ring, and he lands on his feet, and holds on to the apron to keep himself up. Kane sits up, and he see’s that Nick Jones is on the outside of the ring. He goes over to the ring, and he pulls Nick Jones on to the apron with his hair, and before he pulls him into the ring. Nick Jones is able to counter this with a hang man. Kane stumbles backwards, and Nick Jones climbs up on the apron. He uses the ropes to sling shots himself up to the top rope quickly, and then he hits a missile drop kick that sends Kane stumbling backwards, and he falls, and he falls right into the ropes, and Kane gets caught in them. Nick Jones smiles as this is a perfect chance to try to get the advantage he’s been looking in this match. He then hits a few fists to the face of Kane, the ref yells at him, but he doesn’t let up for a little bit, finally he backs up just before getting DQed. Anyways after the ref is done bitching at him, Kane is gotten out of the ropes by the ref. Nick Jones had been measuring while this is going on, and he runs to the ropes, and he slides out of the ring, and he takes out Kane’s legs from outside of the ring. Nick Jones jumps on the apron, and he uses the ropes, and then he sling shots himself over the top rope, and he hits a elbow to the back of the head. Kane is down on the mat, and Nick Jones see’s that this might be the chance to try to put away the match. He waits as Kane is slow to get up to his feet.]

JR-Nick Jones might be on the second win of a life time.

King-I’ll believe it when I see it.

Maven-If I was in this match…I’d beat him *fades away like a Jedi ghost*

King-See…even saying that is making things like that happen.

[Nick Jones gets impatient, and pulls Kane up the rest of the way. Kane throws his hands off him. Nick Jones throws a punch. Kane ducks it, Nick Jones turns around right into a hand, and he grabs him around the throat, and he lifts him up, and drives Nick Jones into a choke slam! Kane goes into the cover on Nick Jones. The ref counts the 1……..2……3!]

JR-Kane wins this match.

Kris Gaffney-Guess when it’s once in a life time…it stays once in a life time.

King-…I’m sure your right.

("Walk, Idiot, Walk" blasts out as Christy Hemme makes her way down the ramp, carrying the EMF Women's Championsip, to loud cheers from the crowd.)

JR: I'm sure last week at Unleashed wasn't the way Christy would have chosen to win back the Women's Championship, but after the two occasions she was robbed of that title, she should be proud to have it back.

King: To me she should have been champion that whole time anyway, who else had a claim to it?

Kris: Amy Dumas, at least according to the new Divas GM.

(Christy takes a microphone as she addresses the audience.)

Hemme: Thank you. Seriously.... thank you so much! I really am proud to stand here today as your new EMF Women's Champion. For the 3rd time in my career I have captured the championship that nobody believed I would ever get close to. My first 2 title reigns were both ended in controversial circumstances, due to dodgy decisions made by Mickie James, but I swear.... that will not happen this time. No matter what AJ Lee has in mind, I will fight, I will prevail, and I will keep this championship right where it belongs! Now last week was not exactly....

(Suddenly, she is cut off by "The Million Dollar Theme" and the crowd boo loudly as Natasha Jones makes her way onto a ramp holding a microphone.)

Natasha: Not exactly what? Ideal? You got that right. Are you proud of yourself Christy? Are you proud of how you won that championship? Not only did you not beat the actual champion, Mickie James, but you won it by taking advantage of a woman who had no business wrestling in her bra and thong. How am I supposed to focus, knowing these perverts are gawking at parts of me that they should never get to see! You proved everything I said heading into that match, and you carrying that championship is nothing short of a joke. If you're this great champion you think you are, how about giving me a title shot tonight, and letting me kick your arse!

(The crowd boo, but still a "Feed... me... whores!" chant breaks out.)

Hemme: You know what? I recently got a new contract from John Cena... and in it is what is known as "The Mickie James clause". Mickie invented it so that every time she won a championship, she'd basically be rewarded with the right to rape the dignity of some poor unsuspecting diva, whoever she took fancy to at the time. So I actually have complete choice over my first title defense.

Natasha: So that's it then? Me and you, one on one, right here, right now?

Hemme: No. No I don't think so. You see Nat as much as I'd love to see you try and *puts on a heavily mocking British accent* 'kick my arse' *end of accent* I've got bigger fish to fry. I've already beaten you, twice. Granted once was by DQ and the other by exposing your boobs to the world, but hey.... those were the rules, right? No I think I'm going to use my clause tonight to set up the match that will allow me to prove I truly do deserve this championship.... when I go one on one with Mickie James!

Natasha: I wouldn't do that. I might be willing and able to kick your arse so hard we never see you again, but after you stole her championship, Mickie is pissed. You're setting yourself up for all kinds of abuse...

Hemme: That's why it's not going to be your conventional match. But it's still going to be a match that if I win it, will actually mean something. See I'm going to face Mickie James in what I'm dubbing an HSA match. Honest, straight action! If Mickie does ANYTHING that in inappropriate... anything whatsoever... whether it's that disgusting finisher of hers, you know... the claw! Or even something simple like knife edge chopping my breasts, Mickie James will not only be disqualified... she'll be FIRED!

Natasha: Do you know what you're doing? You're forcing one of the best women's wrestlers ever to straight up wrestle you? Even though your just a talent contest bimbo slut? Be careful what you wish for Hemme.... this is going to end up being one of the shortest title reigns of all time...

Hemme: Well you'd know all about that wouldn't you?

(Natasha looks like she's going to come down the ramp, but then she just laughs, and drops the microphone as she heads to the back. Hemme leaves as well as we go to commercial.) (“Ultimate Countdown” blasts on the PA system as Daniel Bryan walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Daniel Bryan is in an interesting situation.

King-Well he definitely put himself in the spotlight at Unleashed.

Kris Gaffney-But now he has two top superstars coming for his head.

(…..The lights go out. They go back on as “Hero” starts to play as Kevin Bourne walks to the ring, looking straight at Daniel Bryan.)

JR-What’s Bourne doing here?

King-Check that…three.

Kris Gaffney-I guess he really didn’t what Bryan did.

[Daniel Bryan doesn’t look impressed by Kevin Bourne, and he gets in the face of Kevin bourne. He yells “NO!, Bourne yells “YES!”. Daniel Bryan and Bourne go back and forth, and then finally they back off, and then Daniel Bryan goes for a kick to the side of the head. Kevin Bourne is able to duck under, and he pushes Daniel Bryan to the ropes, and then he bounces off of the ropes. Kevin Bourne lowers his head, but Daniel Bryan hits a kick to the face that makes Kevin Bourne stumble backwards, and Kevin Bourne gets up, and he throws a fist to the face of Daniel Bryan. Daniel Bryan ducks under, and he goes for a kick to the face. Kevin Bourne grabs a hold of Daniel Bryan’s leg, and Daniel Bryan hops on one foot, and he hits an ezuguri that sends Kevin Bourne stumbling backwards, and to the ropes. Daniel Bryan measures up, and once he see’s that he has the chance he charges at Kevin Bourne. Kevin Bourne counters with a back body drop over the top rope, but Daniel Bryan lands on his feet, and he waits as he turns around. Once he turns around, Kevin Bourne gets hit with a hang man. Kevin Bourne stumbles backwards, and then Daniel Bryan climbs up to the top rope, and he leaps off, and he hits a missile drop kick. Kevin Bourne goes into the cover, and the ref counts 1…………2……KICK Out.]

JR-Daniel Bryan is a proud wrestler, he’s not going to lay down here.

King-Although he has to be somewhat off balanced by the appearance of Kevin Bourne.

Kris Gaffney-Well he’s been able to avoid Bourne thus far.

[Daniel Bryan gets up to his feet, and Kevin bourne is on his knee’s, he hits a few kicks to Kevin Bourne, and then goes for one to the head. Kevin Bourne is able to duck under, and then he pushes Daniel Bryan forward into the corner. Daniel Bryan stops himself, and then he goes up to the top rope as Kevin Bourne is getting up to his feet, and Daniel Bryan back flips over him, but Kevin Bourne was waiting for this, and he hits a brutal side kick to the head that takes down on Daniel Bryan. Kevin bourne takes a few moments to rest up in the corner. Kevin Bourne waits as Daniel Bryan gets up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Daniel Bryan gets hit with a diving short arm clothesline that knocks down on the nat. Daniel Bryan is dazed, Kevin Bourne pulls up Kevin Bourne. Kevin Bourne hits a few fists to the face. Daniel Bryan gets whipped to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, and he goes for a clothesline on Kevin Bourne. Daniel Bryan ducks under the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. Kevin Bourne hits a spinebuster that plants on Daniel Bryan on the mat, and then he gets up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet, he backs up, and he hits a knee drop across the face of Daniel Bryan. Kevin Bourne hits a few mounted fists to the face on Daniel Bryan. The ref argues, but Kevin Bourne doesn’t stop, and then Kevin Bourne gets up to his feet. Kevin Bourne gets up to his feet. Once he has the ref pulling at him. Bourne gets backed up, and it seems like the ref loses track of where he is, and he falls out of the ring outside of the ring.]

King-Wow…our ref’s not only implode on impact, they also will do it themselves.

Kris Gaffney-At least they don’t have self destruct count downs.

[Daniel Bryan looks at the ref, and turns back as Kevin Bourne runs towards Daniel Bryan. Bryan tries to drive Kevin Bourne down for the No Lock, but Keivn Bourne stays on his knee, and struggles to keep, and he gets up on his feet, and he hits a back kick for a low blow. Daniel Bryan stumbles around, and he turns right into the Checkmate. Seeing that the ref isn’t getting up anytime soon Kevin Bourne takes off the turnbuckle covering from the bottom turnbuckle. He drags Daniel Bryan up, and he hits a check mate sending Daniel Bryan face first into the unprotected turnbuckle. Daniel Bryan is down on the mat. Kevin Bourne goes out of the ring, and pulls up the ref, and he throws him into the ring. Daniel Bryan is bleeding all over the place, and is out of it. As the ref recovers, Kevin Bourne pulls up Daniel Bryan, and hits one more Checkmate! He goes into the cover on Daniel Bryan, the ref counts the 1……….2……..3!]

JR-Kevin Bourne just destroyed Daniel Bryan.

King-What a mess.

Kris Gaffney-That’s a good reason to say “no” now.

("Dirty Little Girl" blasts out as Mickie James makes her way onto the ramp for her shot at the Women's Championship.)

JR: Mickie James lost the championship last weekend, but it was largely down to her refusal to get in the ring and fight for it.

King: For some reason, she has been ducking Christy for a long time.... tonight that's no longer an option.

Kris: If she wants the title back, she's going to have to fight for it.

("Walk, Idiot, Walk" blasts out as Christy Hemme makes her way out, carrying her newly won championship.)

JR: Many thought Christy should have been the champion months ago, but despite winning it back, she's won't be happy until she proves she can beat Mickie James.

King: By nullifying Mickie's lesbian tactics, she's given herself a real chance.

Kris: But Mickie is still dangerous. If she's focused, this could end badly for Christy.

(The bell sounds and Mickie charges at Christy and hits a big clothesline. Christy gets to her feet but Mickie hits some hard shots on her. Christy trades back the shots but Mickie takes control, kicking her in the gut and then hitting a suplex. Mickie stomps down on Christy a few times, and then lifts her to her feet. She hurls Christy into the corner and follows her over. She looks for a knife edge chop, but then hesitates, and this allows Hemme to fire away on her with some right hands and get Mickie back into the middle of the ring. Once there Christy grabs hold of Mickie and goes for a snapmere. Mickie does down and Christy dropkicks her. Christy goes into a quick cover for 1.... kick out by Mickie. Christy picks Mickie back up to her feet and then hits a big clothesline on the challenger.)

JR: Christy Hemme took advantage of the fact Mickie James hesitated, but had Mickie hit the chop in a area deemed "unsuitable", she'd be out of a job.

King: Christy is sucking all the fun out of a Mickie match...

Kris: It's Mickie's turn to feel uncomfortable, she really might be in trouble here.

(Christy picks Mickie back up to her feet, but Mickie rakes the eyes. Christy stumbles back, and Mickie James runs and hits a neckbreaker. With Christy down, Mickie climbs to the top rope. Christy gets to her feet and Mickie jumps and hits a hurricanrana. Christy goes flying across the ring. Mickie waits for her to stumble up and then hits a quick suplex taking her down again. Mickie covers Christy for 1.... 2.... kick out. She wastes little time picking Christy back up, and then sending her back to the mat with a clothesline. Mickie steps on Christy's hair, and pulls her up, causing Christy to scream out in pain. The referee counts and Mickie eventually releases her. She lifts Christy back to her feet but Christy fires away with right hands, and then backs Mickie into a corner. She charges at Mickie and clotheslines her in the corner, and Mickie falls into a seated position. Christy taunts the crowd, and then runs and hits a bronco buster on Mickie.)

JR: The champion starting to build momentum.

King: If Mickie did this same move, would she be DQed?

Kris: Who knows....

(Christy eventually breaks the move and stands, waiting for Mickie to get to her feet. When she does Christy kicks her in the gut, and positions Mickie for the Twist of Fate. Mickie pushes her away and then when Christy turns, Mickie goes for the Mick Kick. Christy catches her foot and spins her around and then looks fot the Twist of Fate again. It looks like she's about to hit it when suddenly she jumps up like she's been shocked. We see that Mickie has reached up and applied the vaginal claw on Christy. The referee spots this and calls for the bell. Knowing it doesn't matter now, Mickie refuses to release the hold. Christy falls to the mat and Mickie is screaming at her while continuing to apply it. Eventually the referee decides to pull her off of Christy. Mickie keeps yelling something and tries to break away from the referee, and suddenly John Cena is in the ring to check on Christy. Knowing she won't get near her now, Mickie slides out of the ring. Suddenly it dawns on her what just happened. Not only did she lose the match, but she lost her job. She sees security are coming out to remove her. Cena takes a microphone and looks like he wants to say something, but then Christy sits up, and takes it from him.)

Hemme: You know what.... leave her. Don't escort her out. Mickie.... firing you was just a threat. I just wanted to have a good, clean match with you, and see who the better woman is. I realise now it's not possible for you to do that. But I don't care. I still want to kick your ass. Bring her back, let's finish this!

(Mickie looks like she's ready to do, but suddenly "Light It Up" plays and the new Divas General Manager AJ Lee comes skipping out onto the ramp. She skips around all the security guards, and then around Mickie. She gets into the ring, and glares at Hemme, before looking over to Cena, and smiling at him. Cena again seems to be weirded out by this, but just hands her the microphone.)

AJ Lee: I'm sorry Christy.... Mickie.... but I can't allow that. You see Christy... the terms of the contract for this match were very clear... you should know... you wrote them! If Mickie was DQed... she would lose her job. Now you might not want that to happen... but rules are rules.... security... GET THAT BITCH OUT OF MY BUILDING!

(Cena, Mickie and Hemme all look stunned as the security guards begin to remove Mickie from the ramp. Cena goes to say something but "Light It Up" plays again and AJ just smiles at him, and then begins to skip around. Cena grabs hold of her and is about to yell at her but AJ just grabs his face, and begins to make out with him. While Cena is still surprised, AJ slides out of the ring and skips up the ramp. Cena just shakes his head and he and Christy head up the ramp.)

(“Heretic Anthem” blasts on the PA system as Troy Gafgen walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Troy has a chance to get the title he lost two months back.

King-Well, more than that JR.

Kris Gaffney-Hopefully he is focused on the task at hand, rather than what he could do with a win.

(“Cult of Personality” blasts on the PA system as CM Punk walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR- CM Punk might not seem that he respects Troy, but he better.

King-Well, only an idiot wouldn’t.

[Troy Gafgen and CM Punk pace around the ring, and CM Punk charges at Troy Gafgen. Troy Gafgen goes for a big boot to the face, but it’s ducked under by CM Punk. CM Punk bounces off of the ropes. Troy Gafgen goes for a clothesline. But CM Punk is able to duck under that too, and he continues to the other side of the ring, and he bounces off of the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. CM Punk leaps in the air, but it’s countered with a shoulder block that knocks down CM Punk. CM Punk are down on the mat, CM Punk gets up to his feet, and Troy Gafgen hits a running clothesline that knocks down on the mat. CM Punk. CM Punk is down on the mat, and Troy Gafgen hits a few stomps on the downed CM Punk. Before the ref gets on Troy Gafgen. CM Punk gets picked up by Troy Gafgen, and then Troy Gafgen whips him to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Troy Gafgen lowers his head, and CM Punk hits a kick to the face Troy Gafgen is stunned, and CM Punk backs up to the ropes. Troy Gafgen stumbles around, CM Punk runs to the stunned Troy Gafgen. Troy Gafgen is able to counter this with a belly to belly over head throw that sends him crashing down on the mat, and once he gets up to his feet stunned. He falls into the turnbuckle. Troy Gafgen hits a few kicks into the gut that stun CM Punk, and then once he has him sinked down into the corner. Troy Gafgen puts his boot on the throat of CM Punk, the ref starts to count to 4, and then finally he lets go of the hold so that he doesn’t get DQed. Troy Gafgen backs up as the ref warns him, Troy Gafgen doesn’t argue. He waits as CM Punk gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. CM Punk gets hit with a hard fist to the face, and once he’s stunned enough. CM Punk is able to reverse the whip. Troy Gafgen crashes into the corner, and then CM Punk runs into the corner, and he gets hit with a boot to the face. He stumbles backwards.]

JR-CM Punk hasn’t had an answer for Troy Gafgen as of yet.

King-Well I guess Troy has been waited for this for a little while.

[ CM Punk turns around, and Troy Gafgen comes from behind, and he hits a one handed face crusher on CM Punk. Troy Gafgen goes into the cover on CM Punk, and the ref counts the 1……..2……KICK OUT by CM Punk, and Troy Gafgen is able to get up to his feet. Once he does he waits for CM Punk to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. He charges at CM Punk, and he goes for the Crack of Dawn, but it’s countered by CM Punk who grabs the ropes. Troy Gafgen hits hard into the mat, CM Punk is able to rest up a little bit with this as Troy Gafgen crashes hard on the mat. CM Punk rolls away, and then CM Punk measures up on Troy Gafgen. Troy Gafgen gets charged at by CM Punk, and then Troy Gafgen is able to counter this with a back body drop, but it’s countered with a back body drop, but he lands on his feet. Troy Gafgen turns around CM Punk hits a shoulder block through the ropes. Troy Gafgen stumbles backwards in pain, and then CM Punk measures up on Troy Gafgen. Troy Gafgen turns to where CM Punk wanted him to, and CM Punk spring boards on the top rope, and then he leaps off of the ropes, and he hits a flying clothesline that knocks down Troy Gafgen. CM Punk is able to rest up, on the mat being that he has taken a few moves. But Punk actually gets to his feet fairly quickly so there is no number that the standing ten count got to that is worth mentioning. CM Punk falls on the ropes as he gets up to his feet, and rest up the rest of the way. Troy Gafgen is slow to get up to his feet, once he gets up to his feet. Troy Gafgen charges at CM Punk. CM Punk is able to counter this with a drop toe hold that sends Troy Gafgen throat first into the second rope. CM Punk crawls away, and measures up as Troy Gafgen is dazed, once Troy gets up to his feet. Troy Gafgen gets hit with a few fists to the face, and then CM Punk tries to whip Troy Gafgen off of the ropes, but it’s reversed. CM Punk bounces off of the ropes, and then he bounces off of the ropes. Troy Gafgen lowers his head, but it’s countered with a swinging neck breaker that sends down Troy Gafgen. CM Punk measures up on Troy Gafgen, Troy gets up in the corner. CM Punk charges, and he hits a running knee into the face. He turns around, and he hits a bulldog out of the corner.]

JR-CM Punk is gaining momentum.

King-And we all know that’s everything in wrestling!

Kris Gaffney-…yeah…

[CM Punk waits as Troy Gafgen gets up to his feet, and CM Punk picks up Troy Gafgen for the GTS, and as he goes for it Troy tries to counter it into the Crack of Dawn, but it’s thrown off. CM Punk charges at Troy, and goes for a kick to the face. But it’s ducked under, and he goes for a kick to the face. Troy ducks under, and does something surprising, and he does a reverse hurricanarana pin! CM Punk struggles to get out it…and does. But not before the 1…..2….3 has been registered. Troy falls out of the ring.]

JR-Troy did it!

King-Wow, that was out of no where.

Kris Gaffney-Didn’t think a big man could do a move like that.

(Troy Gafgen gets out of ring side, as CM Punk isn’t looking too happy as Shockwave goes off the air.)