EMF: Shockwave
	(The EMF logo flashes on the screen) (The lights in the arena hosting this edition of Shockwave are turned off. Pyrotechnics rain down on the stage, crashing as it hits the stage. The lights turn on, and fans are yelling, and waving their signs. The camera scan around the Shockwave audience. Getting various shots of the crowd, the camera pulls out to a zoomed out shot displaying the location information.) JR-Tonight the EMF comes to you live from the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Welcome to Saturday Shockwave. I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross. I am joined by the legendary Jerry “the King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney. King-Gaffney less so legendary..unless you mean legendary jobber. Kris Gaffney-…keep it coming… JR-Tonight we will see a great main event which pits 6 of the top EMF superstars against each other. King-At least the one’s who don’t have a championship. That’s right JR. There is some speculation what winning the match could mean. JR-We shall see King, let’s start out with our first match of the night. (“Life is a lemon” blasts on the PA system. Karaoke Kid walks out on the stage as the crowd cheers for him. Taz walks behind him. Karaoke Kid steps inside of the ring.) JR-The Karaoke Kid is looking to take things to the extreme. He will have the chance tonight. King-He has his target set on Walter Melon, but tonight he has a chance to send a message through Melon Club member Kenny Omegrape. Kris Gaffney-Couldn’t he just beat the lesser, random Melon Club members…and then take their nicknames? “The Game, Stone Cold” Steve Austin-I like it! (“The Duck Song” blasts on the PA system. Kenny Omegrape walks out on the stage, and he throws grapes to the crowd. Suddenly a huge grape starts to chase him all the way to the ring.) King-Where is the Indiana Jones theme when you need it… Kris Gaffney-We probably couldn’t get the rights to play it. (On the black screen, the words "Hear the Word" appear in white. They fade out and "Feel the Light" appears. That fades out and "See the Truth" appears. Finally "Welcome to The Fold" appears and as it does Lateralus by Tool starts up. Out walks Brother Jed in long pants and a button up shirt with a tie. We walks down to the ring trying to shake hands with the crowd. He walks up the steps and climbs through the ropes. He then removes his tie and shirt as the song fades out.) Announcer: Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 250lbs and standing 6'3", Brother Jed, JEDIDIAH STONE! JR-Jedidiah Stone has had some interesting happenings in his life. King- Yeah, he found his left hand…still no news on his right one though. Kris Gaffney-No news is good news? [Karaoke Kid slides into the ring, and he takes down Kenny Omegrape with a double leg take down, and he hits a few fists to the face, and Kenny omegrape pushes him off of him. Kenny Omegrape gets up on the ropes. Karaoke Kid runs towards Kenny Omegrape, and he hits a clothesline that takes Kenny Omegrape, and him out of the ring. They crash down into the mat. Karaoke Kid is able to recover quickly, he grabs a microphone, and as he makes it up to his feet, he starts to act like he’s testing it, and he turns towards Kenny Omegrape, and he hits him with it. It makes a horrible feedback sound as it hits into the forehead of Kenny Omegrape. Karaoke Kid grabs Kenny Omegrape, and he runs towards ring steps, and he throws him hard into the ring steps. He crashes hard into the ring steps. Kenny Omegrape yells as he hits the ring steps shoulder first.] JR-So far Karaoke Kid seemed to enjoy the hardcore rules. King-You’d think he’d be singing a song right now. Kris Gaffney-Oh he is…just on Kenny Omegrape’s head. [Karaoke Kid sets up a table, but from inside of the ring Jedidiah Stone grabs him by the hair, but Karaoke Kid counters with a hang man on the second rope. Karaoke Kid turns his attention to Jedidiah Stone. He waits on Jedidiah Stone. He sling shots himself up to the top rope, and he goes for some sort of move, what we will never know because Jedidiah Stone is able to upper cut him out of the air. He falls down hard into the mat. Jedidiah Stone picks up Karaoke Kid, and he hits a few fists to the face of Karaoke Kid. This backs him up, and he pushes him into the corner, and he hits a knife edge chop to the chest. The crowd yells whooooooo. Jedidiah Stone does the same thing a few more times, and then he turns around, he hooks Karaoke Kid into a head lock. He runs out of the corner, and he connects with a running bulldog that plants Karaoke Kid into the mat. Jedidiah Stone pushes him on his back. He goes into the cover on Karaoke Kid.] JR-Jedidiah Stone going for a pin. King-That’s a Bret Hart move…I don’t have faith in it. Kris Gaffney-You’re hardcore King. [ The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2………..Kenny Omegrape reaches into the ring, and he drags Jedidiah Stone off of the pin. He hits a short arm clothesline that puts down Jedidiah Stone.Jedidiah Stone goes down on the mat, and Kenny Omegrape grabs an orange. He waits for Jedidiah Stone to get up to his feet. When he does, he smashes him on his face. He falls into the mat with the splattered orange. Kenny Omegrape picks up Jedidiah Stone, and he hooks him, and he hits a german suplex that sends Jedidiah Stone flying towards the mat. He back first into the barricade. Kenny Omegrape waits for Jedidiah Stone to get up to his feet. But then he’s turned around by Karaoke Kid with a chair, Kenny Omegrape ducks under, and he hits Jedidiah Stone instead. To disarm Karaoke Kid Kenny Omegrape hits a low blow. Obviously this puts him in a lot of pain, and he brings him over to the announcers desk, and smashes his face.] JR-These competitors are going all out to win the championship considerations up for grabs. King-I think it’ll be whoever is in the right place at the right time. Kris Gaffney-Always the way it goes with these triple threats. [Karaoke Kid is in a lot of pain, and he answers with a low blow of his own. Karaoke Kid throws Kenny Omegrape into the ring. Karaoake Kid obviously still in pain tries to shake it off, he looks under the ring, and brings out a barbwire table!! Karaoke Kid sets it up, and Karaoke Kid runs, and hits a running clothesline on Kenny Omegrape. He sets up Kenny Omegrape. He lifts him up to the top rope, he hits a few fists to the face, and he hooks him. But from behind Kenny Omegrape, Jedidiah Stone pushes Kenny OMegrape off of the top turnbuckle. Kenny OMegrape causes himself, and Karaoke Kid to fall through the barbwire table with Kid getting the brunt of it. Kenny Omegrape gets up in pain on the ropes. Jedidiah Stone clotheslines him over the top rope sending him on the floor. Jedidiah Stone goes into the cover on Karaoke Kid. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2………….3!!] JR-Karaoke Kid seemed to get tunnel vision there, and it cost him. King-He clearly was trying to send a message through to Walter Melon. Kris Gaffney-He might not have won, but that message still might have been sent. There won’t always be a third man. Walking to the ring, wearing a custom robe with "Muhammad Ali" name on the back. Before he enters into the ring, he walks on the apron to the nearest corner, climbing on it, The Rock-esque. Then Ali enters the ring and removes his robe and gives it to announcer. JR-This is the first of two matches Muhammad Ali will be in. King-When you’re the greatest, you can be in two matches. Kris Gaffney-Must have been why I was booked twice that one time. (“Vultrix’s theme” blasts on the PA system. Vultrix walks out on the stage. He walks down to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-VUltrix hasn’t quite bounced back since losing at First Blood. King-The whole family is in a funk. Kris Gaffney-Maybe it’s like the whole twins thing, if you hurt one of them, you hurt all of them. [Vultrix and Muhammad Ali stand in the middle of the ring. They pace around the ring. Muhammad Ali motions for Vultrix to attack him. Vultrix runs at Muhammad Ali, and he ducks under, and he hits a few fists to the face, and this dazes him backwards, and he ducks under a fist by Vultrix. Muhammad Ali drops Vultrix with an upper cut that knocks down Vultrix. Muhammad Ali picks up Vultrix, and he whips him to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Muhammad Ali goes for a fist to the face, and he ducks under, and Vultrix ducks under. He goes to the other side of the ring, and he bounces off of the ropes. He lowers his head, and he hits a big back body drop that sends Vultrix through the air, and he crashes down on the mat. He slowly gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet Vultrix staggers around the ring. Muhammad Ali picks him up, and he takes a few moments, and he drops him with a body slam. Muhammad Ali backs up into the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes, and he drops a leg drop on Vultrix. Muahmmad Ali goes into the cover on Vultrix. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2…KICK OUT by Vultrix. Muhammad Ali yells at the ref to give the greatest a better count. Muhammad Ali hits a few stomps on the downed VUltrix. He backs off allow Vultrix to get up with the help of the ropes. He gets up to his feet, but Muhammad Ali pushes Vultrix’s back, the ref counts to 4, and Muhammad Ali backs out holding up his hands to make sure that the ref doesn’t DQ. Muhammad Ali runs to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. He jumps in the air, and he comes down on the back of Vultrix.] JR-So far Vultrix isn’t finding any openings. King-He shouldn’t…he’s facing the greatest. [Vultrix gets up in the corner. Muhammad Ali runs towards Vultrix. Vultrix counters with a boot to the face that dazes him, and Vultrix hits a kick to the gut that doubles him over, and he hooks him. He hooks him, and he plants him down with an impaler DDT that puts him down on the mat. He bounces off of the mat, and he rolls away, Muhammad Ali dazed gets up to his feet. VUltrix hooks Muhammad Ali, and he drops him with a inverted Russian leg sweep.] JR-Vultrix might have turned around the momentum. King-That makes all the difference. Kris Gaffney-Stephanie McMahon disagrees. [Vultrix goes to the outside of the ring, and he waits for Muhammad Ali to get up to his feet. Vultrix sling shots himself up to the top rope, and he jumps in the air. Muhammad Ali takes him out of the air with a decimation. Vultrix goes down. Muhammad Ali goes into the cover on Vultrix. The ref counts 1…………2……….3!!] JR-Muhammad Ali connects with his right cross, and defeated Vultrix. King-That’s all that was needed when you’re the greatest! (“Game On” blasts on the PA system. Tony Ikeda walks out on the stage, and to the ring. “Down with the sickness” blasts on the PA system. Angelus Archer walks to the ring, he slides into the ring.) JR-Both these EMF veterans are someone to keep tabs on. King-Especially Angelus. Kris Gaffney-If you don’t…you might find a shank in your back. (“Ultimate Countdown” blasts on the PA system. Daniel Bryan walks out on the stage. He nods to the crowd, and he does the “YES” chant down to the ring, he enters the ring, and he waits for his opponents.) JR-Daniel Bryan has had some big moments. If he can win this match, then that would add one more. King- Think he can? Kris Gaffney-Seems not a lot believe in him. (“you think you know me” blasts on the PA system. Smoke fills the entrance. Edge runs out of it, and he pumps up the crowd. He slides into the ring.) King-Remind me…why doesn’t he use his much more fitting theme again? Kris Gaffney-Probably because it has Wes Ikeda stink on it. King-Good point… Walking to the ring, wearing a custom robe with "Muhammad Ali" name on the back. Before he enters into the ring, he walks on the apron to the nearest corner, climbing on it, The Rock-esque. Then Ali enters the ring and removes his robe and gives it to announcer. JR-Muhammad Ali was successful against VUltrix, but this should be a different challenge all together. King-Ali is the greatest, but this match is where sometimes even the greatest might not win…and the luckiest can. Kris Gaffney-Even if you have gold star standard effort! (“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage, and he takes footage of his entrance before he enters the ring.) JR-Zack Ryder is also looking to make a big splash in this match. King-Maybe he should trade entrances with Aleister Black…so he can be a vampire too. Kris Gaffney-Please tell me were not the only one’s who thought that… (“The Duck Song” blasts on the PA system. Apple Juice Styles walks through an apple juice waterfall. He walks down to the ring, and he poses in the ring.) JR-Here comes Apple Juice. King-He’s about to face the man who will take on Walter Melon at Payback. Kris Gaffney-We’ll see how Jeremiah does against fruit! The light go out, cell phones start flashing all over the arena. “Nightmare!” screams through the speakers. A spotlight hits the entrance curtain as Jeremiah walks through. He is holding his black bat. He stops atop the ramp and pans across the crowd with a satisfied smile and jogs down the ramp and to the ring. He hoists himself up onto the apron with the ropes and climbs a turnbuckle from the outside. He raises his right arm proudly, and drops back to the apron. Jeremiah crawls through the ropes and starts to loosen up. JR-Jeremiah Dixon has been looking to get a big chance…this is it. JR-You got to wonder if Jeremiah might be looking past Apple Juice. King-Apple Juice hasn’t done as much as the other Melon Club members, but the Melon God’s are still behind him Kris Gaffney-Which means he can be awesome…if he’s allow to be. [Jeremiah Dixon holds up the bat as he hits into his palm. Apple Juice Styles is staying away. For now Jeremiah “Impact” Dixon puts it on the apron. Jeremiah “Impact” Dixon and Apple Juice Styles stands in the ring, and they talk trash. The bell rings, and they trade fists to the face. Jeremiah “Impact” Dixon is getting the advantage, and he runs to the ropes. He runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Jeremiah “Impact” Dixon goes for arunning clothesline, but Apple Juice Styles ducks under, and he waits for Jeremiah Dixon to turn around. He jumps up, and he connects with a hurricanarana that sends him down on the mat. Jeremiah “Impact” Dixon gets up to his feet a bit shakey on his fist feet, he throws a fist to the face of Apple Juice Styles face, and he ducks under. He hooks him, and he lifts him up, and he plants him down with an atomic drop face buster. Seeing a chance to maybe get a win, Apple Juice pushes Jeremiah Dixon on his back. The ref counts 1…………..2………….KICK OUT by Jeremiah “Impact” Dixon. Apple Juice Styles grabs Jeremiah “Impacts” Dixon’s leg, and he connects with a few elbow drops into the leg of Jeremiah “Impact” Dixon’s leg. Apple Juice Styles hooks Jeremiah Dixon into a single leg lock. Jeremiah Dixon is in a lot of pain, but he realizes where he is in the ring. He looks towards the ropes, he reaches out, and he grabs the ropes, but he understands this doesn’t break the hold in a hold. Instead he was attempting to get up to his feet with the help of the ropes, and he rolls backwards which sends Apple Juice Styles flying out of the ring, and he crashes down hard into the floor. Jeremiah Dixon hits his leg to get feeling back into the leg.] JR-Jeremiah Dixon was able to use some leverage to get out of the last move. Kris Gaffney-But can he over come the power of fruit? King-Only if the Melon Gods says he can. [Apple Juice Styles gets up to his feet, and he once he gets up to his feet he looks up to see that Jeremiah Dixon is coming over the top rope for a corkscrew dive over the top rope. He connects with it, both wrestlers are down on the mat. Jeremiah “Impact” Dixon hits a few fists to the face of the downed Apple Juice Styles. It looks like he’s angry. He goes over to the announcers table, and he clears it off. He grabs one of the monitors, and he waits for Apple Juice Styles to get where he wants him, and once he gets up to his feet. Apple Juice Styles falls into the announcers desk Jeremiah “Impact” Dixon hits a few clubbing blow to the chest of Apple Juice Styles. Jeremiah Dixon goes over to the apron, and he climbs up to the top rope. Is facing away from Apple Juice Styles, and he jumps off of the top rope, and he connects with a moonsault that connects on Apple Juice Styles, and breaks the announcer desk. Both wrestlers go crashing into floor. Obviously that took a lot out of Jeremiah Dixon as he rolls around in pain as well. Apple Juice Styles seems out of it, and Jeremiah Dixon is able to stagger up to his feet after a few moments, and he throws him into the ring. Jeremiah “impact” Dixon slides into the ring. Jeremiah Dixon goes into the cover on Apple Juice Styles. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2………..KICK OUT by Apple Juice Styles. Jeremiah Dixon looks annoyed, and he grabs the bat. While this is happening Apple Juice tries to climb up to his feet in the corner, but the corner pad fall off. Jeremiah pulls Apple Juice off of the corner. He starts to choke Apple Juice Styles with it after putting him on his knee’s.] JR-That bat coming to the fore front King-Because he’s bat man!! Kris Gaffney-Well…at least he’s not X-Cold. [Apple Juice Styles gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Jeremiah Dixon runs around, and he gains momentum, he ducks under, and he ducks under, and this sends Dixon flying into the unprotected cover head first. Jeremiah Dixon stumbles backwards, and connects with a running reverse hurricanarana pinning attempt executed by Apple Juice. The ref counts 1…………….2………………3!!] JR-Apple Juice wins it!! He saw an opening, and was able to exploit it for a quick win. You got to assume that Jeremiah didn’t quite get to do everything he wanted with his bat. King-It’s only the start! (“Fantastic Baby” blasts on the PA system. Wade Wilson and Logan Riley walk out in their matching out fits. Logan looks annoyed, but Wade seems over enjoyed. They enter the ring.) JR-Tonight the champions have decided to put their championships on the line. King-They really didn’t have to….but that’s not what I want to talk about…a two sport athlete? Wrestling…racing….can I say the obvious joke? Kris Gaffney-No… King-Damn it I can’t hold it in…. Hardcore Holly shakes his head disapprovingly. King-DAMN IT!! (“The Duck song” blasts on the PA system. Walter Melon and Shinsuke Nakamango walk out on the stage. Walter turns to Shinsuke, but now Ashley Irvine is standing where Shinsuke should be, and she yells “WATERMELON!!”. Walter and Shinsuke enter the ring.) JR-These two were former tag team champions. King-I wonder if that joke is going to ever get old. Kris Gaffney-NEVER! (“You think you know me” blasts on the PA system. Edge and Austin Joseph run through the smoke, they enter the ring.) JR-These two have made quite the impact, but it should be interesting if they gel as a team. King-They sure aren’t any Road Dogg and X-Pac Kris Gaffney-Speaking of a joke that won’t die… [Shinsuke Nakamango and Wade Wilson start out in the ring, they pace around the ring. They lock up, Shinsuke goes for an arm bar, and then he puts him into a head lock, and he counters with a belly to back suplex that puts down Shinsuke Nakamango. He crashes down on the mat, he slowly gets up to his feet, and Shinsuke Nakamango hits a few fists to the face that knocks him backwards, he goes against the ropes, and whips him to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropesWade Wilson lifts Shinsuke Nakamango up, and drops him with a one man flap jack that puts down Shinsuke Nakamango. Shinsuke Nakamango is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet.Wade Wilson picks him up, and he lifts him up, and he connects with an inverted atomic drop that sends makes Shinsuke stumble backwards. Wade Wilson hooks him, and he drops him with a reverse neck breaker that puts him down on the mat. Wade Wilson picks up Shinsuke Nakamango, he brings him towards the corner of Off Consistently. He makes the tag to Logan Riley. Logan Riley comes into the ring. Wade Wilson picks him up, and he hits a body slam on Shinsuke Nakamango, and Logan Riley comes off of the ropes, and he hits a senton on Shinsuke Nakamango. Logan Riley goes into the cover on Shinsuke Nakamango. The ref goes into cover on Shinsuke Nakamango. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………….2…………..KICK OUT by Shinsuke Nakamango. Logan Riley gets up to his feet, and he calls for the Final Cut as Shinsuke Nakamango is stumbling up to his feet.] JR-It looks like Logan is going to put this match away right now. King-I think that is a bad idea this early. Kris Gaffney-Every match is like I say it is!! [Logan Riley measures up, and he goes for the Final Cut, but Shinsuke Nakamango ducks under, and he dives, and he makes the tag to Walter Melon. Walter Melon steps inside of the ring, and he connects with a running clothesline that knocks down Logan Riley. Logan Riley gets up to his feet, and he hits a few fists to the face that knocks him backwards, and he tries to whip him to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Logan Riley. Walter Melon bounces off of the ropes, Logan Riley lowers his head, and Walter Melon counters with a running DDT that plants Logan Riley. Logan Riley bounces off of the mat dazed. Walter Melon picks him up, and he slides out of the back of Walter Melon. Logan Riley makes the tag to Austin Joseph. Austin Joseph runs into the ring, and he catches Walter Melon off guard with the one and only, what he doesn’t see is that while Walter Melon was flying backwards, Wade Wilson had made the tag on Walter Melon.] JR-Wade Wilson is the legal man. King-This is going to end well. [Before Austin Joseph is able to get up to his feet. Wade Wilson is able to sling shot himself over the rope, and he connects with a gullitine leg drop that puts down Austin Joseph into the mat. Wade Wilson waits for Austin Joseph to get up to his feet. When suddenly “Crank it up” starts to play. Wade Wilson turns towards the entrance way. The Big Show walks out on the stage. He stares down at his old rival as he gets closer to the ring. Wade Wilson turns around, and he gets hit with the One and Only by Austin Joseph. Austin Joseph goes into the cover on Wade Wilson, the ref counts 1………………2……….Walter Melon breaks up the count. The Big Show grins, and says “almost”. He backs away, and he leaves the ring. Wade Wilson gets picked up by Austin Jospeh, and he gets thrown into the corner, and he hits a few fists to the gut of Wade Wilson. Austin Joseph hooks Wade Wilson with a front face lock. Wade Wilson knowing that he has to make a move spins out of it, and dives, and he makes the tag to Shinsuke who is the closest to him. Austin Joseph is hip tosses him over the top rope. Shinsuke is in a lot of pain as he gets up to his feet. Austin Joseph waits for Shinsuke to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. Austin Joseph kicks him in the gut, he hooks him, and drops him with the impaler DDT that Austin Joseph was going for before hand.] JR-Austin finally landed the impaler DDT. King-It was bound to happen at some point. Kris Gaffney-Guess so. [Austin Joseph goes to the corner measuring up on Shinsuke for a One and Only, he runs out of the corner, he connects with the One and Only on Shinsuke. Austin gets up to his feet, but to try to help his partner Walter Melon grabs Austin’s head, and drops down with a hang man. Edge runs over to where Walter Melon is, and he pulls him off of the apron. The two start to brawl. While in the ring the move had made Austin Joseph stumble backwards. From the outside of the ring Wade Wilson makes the tag into himself. Austin turns around. Wade Wilson hooks Austin Joseph, and he connects with a back body drop through the ropes that sends Austin Joseph out of the ring. Wade Wilson picks up Shinsuke, and drops him with the DeadPool. Wade Wilson goes into the cover on Nakamango. The ref counts 1……………..2………….3!!] JR-The tag team champions survive this….but I doubt that they have seen the last of either team. Especially the Inhuman’s. [The bell rings, the competitors wait for the first person to make the first move. Angelus Archer goes after Muhammad Ali. Ali trade fists with Angelus Archer. The rest of the wrestlers fight off. We focus on Angelus and Ali, Ali is able to win out the advantage in a fist fight. Muhammad Ali pushes Angelus Archer to the ropes, but Angelus Archer is able to reverse the whip. He bounces off of the ropes. Muhammad Ali hits a shoulder block that knocks down Angelus Archer down on the mat. He gets up stunned, and Muhammad Ali brings him over to the corner, and he smashes him face first into the turnbuckle. Angelus Archer’s face hits into the top turnbuckle. Muhammad Ali turns around Angelus Archer into the corner, and he hits a few kicks into the gut of Angelus Archer. He backs up like the ref is making him, but obviously this is a hardcore match. That’s not what is happening. He runs otwards Angelus. Angelus counters with a back body drop, but Muhammad Ali lands on his feet. Muhammad Ali waits for Angelus to turn around, and he hits a punch to the face.] JR-Great move by Muhammad Ali. King-Everything he does is great JR! Kris Gaffney-I guess JR didn’t get the memo. [Tony Ikeda tries to whip Daniel Bryan to the ring steps, but it’s reversed. Tony Ikeda goes crashing hard into the ring steps shoulder first. Tony Ikeda is in a lot of pain, and he gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Daniel Bryan looks under the ring, and he grabs a chair, he waits for Tony Ikeda to get up to his feet. Tony Ikeda turns towards Daniel Bryan, and he hits Tony Ikeda with the chair. Tony Ikeda down on the mat. Daniel Bryan hits a few stomps on the downed Tony Ikeda. He picks up Tony Ikeda, and he runs towards the corner, and he hits Tony Ikeda’s back into the ring post. Tony Ikeda is in a lot of pain. Daniel Bryan throws Tony Ikeda into the ring, and Tony Ikeda rolls into the ring. He stays on the mat. Daniel Bryan climbs up to the top rope, and he measures up, and he connects with a flying head butt.] JR-That move might be enough to get the victory. King-Again…were not talking about that victory guy, right? Kris Gaffney-Gone but not forgotten. [Daniel Bryan goes into the cover on Tony Ikeda. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………………2………Edge hits a double axe handle which breaks up the three count. Edge grabs Daniel Bryan, Edge runs, and he throws him into the ring post. Daniel Bryan is in a lot of pain as Edge gets turned around by Angelus Archer. Angelus Archer goes for a wild fist to the face. Edge is able to duck under, and he hooks him, and he drops him with a reverse neck breaker. Angelus Archer rolls out of the ring, and he grabs the chair that Daniel Bryan used, and then another one. Edge slides into the ring. Angelus Archer is getting up to his feet, once he gets up to his feet. Edge hits a jab to the gut, Edge sets up Angelus lying on the chair. Edge rises the chair, and attempts to bring it down on the head of Angelus Archer with a ca-chair-to, but Angelus moves. Edge is in pain, and Angelus Archer runs at Edge, Edge counters with a one man flap jack.] JR-I’m surprised Edge was able to recover enough to hit one man flap jack. King-John Cena isn’t surprised. Kris Gaffney-No idea why he was brought up… [Edge backs up, and he yells for Angelus to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Edge goes for a spear, but Angelus Archer is able to counter with a kick to the face. Edge stumbles backwards. Angelus Archer pushes him backwards, and he whips him to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. Edge bounces off of the ropes. Angelus Archer hits a heel kick that puts down Edge. Angelus Archer gets up to his feet, and Tony Ikeda slides into the ring, and sneaks up on Angelus Archer, he hooks him, and he drops him with a full nelson slam!! Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet. Zack Ryder and Tony Ikeda go face to face. The crowd builds up as they don’t want to see the Badd Bros break up. They then turn, and hit a double drop kcik to Angelus Archer who is getting up to his feet. Tony Ikeda and Zack Ryder do a fist pump. Tony Ikeda goes after Angelus Archer, and Zack Ryder turns around, and ducks under a running knee by Daniel Bryan. Zack Ryder hooks Daniel Bryan, and he lifts him up, and he drops him with a belly to back suplex that puts down. Daniel Bryan. Daniel Bryan is fighting up to his feet. Zack Ryder goes over to the nearest corner, and he waits for Zack Ryder waits for Daniel Bryan to get up to his feet.] JR-Some tense momentums for the fans of the Badd Bros. King-Now their tense for Daniel Bryan. Kris Gaffney-Who cares! [Daniel Bryan stumbles up to his feet. Zack Ryder jumps off of the second rope, and he connects with a missile drop kick that puts down Daniel Bryan. Zack Ryder goes into the cover on Daniel Bryan. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2……….KICK OUT by Daniel Bryan. Zack Ryder waits as he see’s Daniel Bryan getting up near the corner. Zack Ryder grins as he measures up on Daniel Bryan. Zack Ryder runs towards Daniel Bryan, he hits a running clothesline in the corner, Zack Ryder backs out of the corner. Daniel Bryan stumbles around. Daniel Bryan falls into a seated position. Zack Ryder backs up as the crowd builds up for what is next. Zack Ryder fist pumps. WOO! WOO! WOO! Zack Ryder runs towards Daniel Bryan, and he hits the broski boot on Daniel Bryan.] JR-This might be bad news for Daniel Bryan. King-And everyone else. Kris Gaffney-Unless they want to see Zack Ryder win. King-Ah…he deserves it. [Zack Ryder measures up on Daniel Bryan, he goes for the Rough Ryder. Daniel Bryan catches him. Zack Ryder hits a few fists to the face, and Daniel Bryan stumbles backwards, and he and Ryder fall out of the ring. Tony Ikeda is in the ring as he was attempting to help his tag team partner, but was too late, he turns and gets speared by Edge!! Edge goes into the cover on Tony Ikeda. The ref counts 1……………2……….3!!] JR-Edge did it!! Edge took advantage of a distracted Tony to get the win. King-Tony is always distracted. (Edge poses in the middle of the ring as Shockwave goes off the air.)

EMF: Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen)

(The lights in the arena hosting this edition of Shockwave are turned off. Pyrotechnics rain down on the stage, crashing as it hits the stage. The lights turn on, and fans are yelling, and waving their signs. The camera scan around the Shockwave audience. Getting various shots of the crowd, the camera pulls out to a zoomed out shot displaying the location information.)

JR-Tonight the EMF comes to you live from the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Welcome to Saturday Shockwave. I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross. I am joined by the legendary Jerry “the King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney.

King-Gaffney less so legendary..unless you mean legendary jobber.

Kris Gaffney-…keep it coming…

JR-Tonight we will see a great main event which pits 6 of the top EMF superstars against each other.

King-At least the one’s who don’t have a championship. That’s right JR. There is some speculation what winning the match could mean.

JR-We shall see King, let’s start out with our first match of the night.

(“Life is a lemon” blasts on the PA system. Karaoke Kid walks out on the stage as the crowd cheers for him. Taz walks behind him. Karaoke Kid steps inside of the ring.) JR-The Karaoke Kid is looking to take things to the extreme. He will have the chance tonight.

King-He has his target set on Walter Melon, but tonight he has a chance to send a message through Melon Club member Kenny Omegrape.

Kris Gaffney-Couldn’t he just beat the lesser, random Melon Club members…and then take their nicknames?

“The Game, Stone Cold” Steve Austin-I like it!

(“The Duck Song” blasts on the PA system. Kenny Omegrape walks out on the stage, and he throws grapes to the crowd. Suddenly a huge grape starts to chase him all the way to the ring.)

King-Where is the Indiana Jones theme when you need it…

Kris Gaffney-We probably couldn’t get the rights to play it.

(On the black screen, the words "Hear the Word" appear in white. They fade out and "Feel the Light" appears. That fades out and "See the Truth" appears. Finally "Welcome to The Fold" appears and as it does Lateralus by Tool starts up. Out walks Brother Jed in long pants and a button up shirt with a tie. We walks down to the ring trying to shake hands with the crowd. He walks up the steps and climbs through the ropes. He then removes his tie and shirt as the song fades out.)

Announcer: Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 250lbs and standing 6'3", Brother Jed, JEDIDIAH STONE!

JR-Jedidiah Stone has had some interesting happenings in his life.

King- Yeah, he found his left hand…still no news on his right one though.

Kris Gaffney-No news is good news?

[Karaoke Kid slides into the ring, and he takes down Kenny Omegrape with a double leg take down, and he hits a few fists to the face, and Kenny omegrape pushes him off of him. Kenny Omegrape gets up on the ropes. Karaoke Kid runs towards Kenny Omegrape, and he hits a clothesline that takes Kenny Omegrape, and him out of the ring. They crash down into the mat. Karaoke Kid is able to recover quickly, he grabs a microphone, and as he makes it up to his feet, he starts to act like he’s testing it, and he turns towards Kenny Omegrape, and he hits him with it. It makes a horrible feedback sound as it hits into the forehead of Kenny Omegrape. Karaoke Kid grabs Kenny Omegrape, and he runs towards ring steps, and he throws him hard into the ring steps. He crashes hard into the ring steps. Kenny Omegrape yells as he hits the ring steps shoulder first.]

JR-So far Karaoke Kid seemed to enjoy the hardcore rules.

King-You’d think he’d be singing a song right now.

Kris Gaffney-Oh he is…just on Kenny Omegrape’s head.

[Karaoke Kid sets up a table, but from inside of the ring Jedidiah Stone grabs him by the hair, but Karaoke Kid counters with a hang man on the second rope. Karaoke Kid turns his attention to Jedidiah Stone. He waits on Jedidiah Stone. He sling shots himself up to the top rope, and he goes for some sort of move, what we will never know because Jedidiah Stone is able to upper cut him out of the air. He falls down hard into the mat. Jedidiah Stone picks up Karaoke Kid, and he hits a few fists to the face of Karaoke Kid. This backs him up, and he pushes him into the corner, and he hits a knife edge chop to the chest. The crowd yells whooooooo. Jedidiah Stone does the same thing a few more times, and then he turns around, he hooks Karaoke Kid into a head lock. He runs out of the corner, and he connects with a running bulldog that plants Karaoke Kid into the mat. Jedidiah Stone pushes him on his back. He goes into the cover on Karaoke Kid.]

JR-Jedidiah Stone going for a pin.

King-That’s a Bret Hart move…I don’t have faith in it.

Kris Gaffney-You’re hardcore King.

[ The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2………..Kenny Omegrape reaches into the ring, and he drags Jedidiah Stone off of the pin. He hits a short arm clothesline that puts down Jedidiah Stone.Jedidiah Stone goes down on the mat, and Kenny Omegrape grabs an orange. He waits for Jedidiah Stone to get up to his feet. When he does, he smashes him on his face. He falls into the mat with the splattered orange. Kenny Omegrape picks up Jedidiah Stone, and he hooks him, and he hits a german suplex that sends Jedidiah Stone flying towards the mat. He back first into the barricade. Kenny Omegrape waits for Jedidiah Stone to get up to his feet. But then he’s turned around by Karaoke Kid with a chair, Kenny Omegrape ducks under, and he hits Jedidiah Stone instead. To disarm Karaoke Kid Kenny Omegrape hits a low blow. Obviously this puts him in a lot of pain, and he brings him over to the announcers desk, and smashes his face.]

JR-These competitors are going all out to win the championship considerations up for grabs.

King-I think it’ll be whoever is in the right place at the right time.

Kris Gaffney-Always the way it goes with these triple threats.

[Karaoke Kid is in a lot of pain, and he answers with a low blow of his own. Karaoke Kid throws Kenny Omegrape into the ring. Karaoake Kid obviously still in pain tries to shake it off, he looks under the ring, and brings out a barbwire table!! Karaoke Kid sets it up, and Karaoke Kid runs, and hits a running clothesline on Kenny Omegrape. He sets up Kenny Omegrape. He lifts him up to the top rope, he hits a few fists to the face, and he hooks him. But from behind Kenny Omegrape, Jedidiah Stone pushes Kenny OMegrape off of the top turnbuckle. Kenny OMegrape causes himself, and Karaoke Kid to fall through the barbwire table with Kid getting the brunt of it. Kenny Omegrape gets up in pain on the ropes. Jedidiah Stone clotheslines him over the top rope sending him on the floor. Jedidiah Stone goes into the cover on Karaoke Kid. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2………….3!!]

JR-Karaoke Kid seemed to get tunnel vision there, and it cost him.

King-He clearly was trying to send a message through to Walter Melon.

Kris Gaffney-He might not have won, but that message still might have been sent. There won’t always be a third man.

Walking to the ring, wearing a custom robe with "Muhammad Ali" name on the back. Before he enters into the ring, he walks on the apron to the nearest corner, climbing on it, The Rock-esque. Then Ali enters the ring and removes his robe and gives it to announcer. JR-This is the first of two matches Muhammad Ali will be in.

King-When you’re the greatest, you can be in two matches. Kris Gaffney-Must have been why I was booked twice that one time.

(“Vultrix’s theme” blasts on the PA system. Vultrix walks out on the stage. He walks down to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-VUltrix hasn’t quite bounced back since losing at First Blood.

King-The whole family is in a funk.

Kris Gaffney-Maybe it’s like the whole twins thing, if you hurt one of them, you hurt all of them.

[Vultrix and Muhammad Ali stand in the middle of the ring. They pace around the ring. Muhammad Ali motions for Vultrix to attack him. Vultrix runs at Muhammad Ali, and he ducks under, and he hits a few fists to the face, and this dazes him backwards, and he ducks under a fist by Vultrix. Muhammad Ali drops Vultrix with an upper cut that knocks down Vultrix. Muhammad Ali picks up Vultrix, and he whips him to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Muhammad Ali goes for a fist to the face, and he ducks under, and Vultrix ducks under. He goes to the other side of the ring, and he bounces off of the ropes. He lowers his head, and he hits a big back body drop that sends Vultrix through the air, and he crashes down on the mat. He slowly gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet Vultrix staggers around the ring. Muhammad Ali picks him up, and he takes a few moments, and he drops him with a body slam. Muhammad Ali backs up into the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes, and he drops a leg drop on Vultrix. Muahmmad Ali goes into the cover on Vultrix. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2…KICK OUT by Vultrix. Muhammad Ali yells at the ref to give the greatest a better count. Muhammad Ali hits a few stomps on the downed VUltrix. He backs off allow Vultrix to get up with the help of the ropes. He gets up to his feet, but Muhammad Ali pushes Vultrix’s back, the ref counts to 4, and Muhammad Ali backs out holding up his hands to make sure that the ref doesn’t DQ. Muhammad Ali runs to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. He jumps in the air, and he comes down on the back of Vultrix.]

JR-So far Vultrix isn’t finding any openings.

King-He shouldn’t…he’s facing the greatest.

[Vultrix gets up in the corner. Muhammad Ali runs towards Vultrix. Vultrix counters with a boot to the face that dazes him, and Vultrix hits a kick to the gut that doubles him over, and he hooks him. He hooks him, and he plants him down with an impaler DDT that puts him down on the mat. He bounces off of the mat, and he rolls away, Muhammad Ali dazed gets up to his feet. VUltrix hooks Muhammad Ali, and he drops him with a inverted Russian leg sweep.]

JR-Vultrix might have turned around the momentum.

King-That makes all the difference.

Kris Gaffney-Stephanie McMahon disagrees.

[Vultrix goes to the outside of the ring, and he waits for Muhammad Ali to get up to his feet. Vultrix sling shots himself up to the top rope, and he jumps in the air. Muhammad Ali takes him out of the air with a decimation. Vultrix goes down. Muhammad Ali goes into the cover on Vultrix. The ref counts 1…………2……….3!!]

JR-Muhammad Ali connects with his right cross, and defeated Vultrix.

King-That’s all that was needed when you’re the greatest!

(“Game On” blasts on the PA system. Tony Ikeda walks out on the stage, and to the ring. “Down with the sickness” blasts on the PA system. Angelus Archer walks to the ring, he slides into the ring.)

JR-Both these EMF veterans are someone to keep tabs on.

King-Especially Angelus.

Kris Gaffney-If you don’t…you might find a shank in your back.

(“Ultimate Countdown” blasts on the PA system. Daniel Bryan walks out on the stage. He nods to the crowd, and he does the “YES” chant down to the ring, he enters the ring, and he waits for his opponents.)

JR-Daniel Bryan has had some big moments. If he can win this match, then that would add one more.

King- Think he can?

Kris Gaffney-Seems not a lot believe in him.

(“you think you know me” blasts on the PA system. Smoke fills the entrance. Edge runs out of it, and he pumps up the crowd. He slides into the ring.)

King-Remind me…why doesn’t he use his much more fitting theme again?

Kris Gaffney-Probably because it has Wes Ikeda stink on it.

King-Good point…

JR-Muhammad Ali was successful against VUltrix, but this should be a different challenge all together.

King-Ali is the greatest, but this match is where sometimes even the greatest might not win…and the luckiest can.

Kris Gaffney-Even if you have gold star standard effort!

(“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage, and he takes footage of his entrance before he enters the ring.)

JR-Zack Ryder is also looking to make a big splash in this match.

King-Maybe he should trade entrances with Aleister Black…so he can be a vampire too.

Kris Gaffney-Please tell me were not the only one’s who thought that…

(“The Duck Song” blasts on the PA system. Apple Juice Styles walks through an apple juice waterfall. He walks down to the ring, and he poses in the ring.)

JR-Here comes Apple Juice.

King-He’s about to face the man who will take on Walter Melon at Payback.

Kris Gaffney-We’ll see how Jeremiah does against fruit!

The light go out, cell phones start flashing all over the arena. “Nightmare!” screams through the speakers. A spotlight hits the entrance curtain as Jeremiah walks through. He is holding his black bat. He stops atop the ramp and pans across the crowd with a satisfied smile and jogs down the ramp and to the ring. He hoists himself up onto the apron with the ropes and climbs a turnbuckle from the outside. He raises his right arm proudly, and drops back to the apron. Jeremiah crawls through the ropes and starts to loosen up. JR-Jeremiah Dixon has been looking to get a big chance…this is it.

JR-You got to wonder if Jeremiah might be looking past Apple Juice.

King-Apple Juice hasn’t done as much as the other Melon Club members, but the Melon God’s are still behind him

Kris Gaffney-Which means he can be awesome…if he’s allow to be.

[Jeremiah Dixon holds up the bat as he hits into his palm. Apple Juice Styles is staying away. For now Jeremiah “Impact” Dixon puts it on the apron. Jeremiah “Impact” Dixon and Apple Juice Styles stands in the ring, and they talk trash. The bell rings, and they trade fists to the face. Jeremiah “Impact” Dixon is getting the advantage, and he runs to the ropes. He runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Jeremiah “Impact” Dixon goes for arunning clothesline, but Apple Juice Styles ducks under, and he waits for Jeremiah Dixon to turn around. He jumps up, and he connects with a hurricanarana that sends him down on the mat. Jeremiah “Impact” Dixon gets up to his feet a bit shakey on his fist feet, he throws a fist to the face of Apple Juice Styles face, and he ducks under. He hooks him, and he lifts him up, and he plants him down with an atomic drop face buster. Seeing a chance to maybe get a win, Apple Juice pushes Jeremiah Dixon on his back. The ref counts 1…………..2………….KICK OUT by Jeremiah “Impact” Dixon. Apple Juice Styles grabs Jeremiah “Impacts” Dixon’s leg, and he connects with a few elbow drops into the leg of Jeremiah “Impact” Dixon’s leg. Apple Juice Styles hooks Jeremiah Dixon into a single leg lock. Jeremiah Dixon is in a lot of pain, but he realizes where he is in the ring. He looks towards the ropes, he reaches out, and he grabs the ropes, but he understands this doesn’t break the hold in a hold. Instead he was attempting to get up to his feet with the help of the ropes, and he rolls backwards which sends Apple Juice Styles flying out of the ring, and he crashes down hard into the floor. Jeremiah Dixon hits his leg to get feeling back into the leg.]

JR-Jeremiah Dixon was able to use some leverage to get out of the last move.

Kris Gaffney-But can he over come the power of fruit?

King-Only if the Melon Gods says he can.

[Apple Juice Styles gets up to his feet, and he once he gets up to his feet he looks up to see that Jeremiah Dixon is coming over the top rope for a corkscrew dive over the top rope. He connects with it, both wrestlers are down on the mat. Jeremiah “Impact” Dixon hits a few fists to the face of the downed Apple Juice Styles. It looks like he’s angry. He goes over to the announcers table, and he clears it off. He grabs one of the monitors, and he waits for Apple Juice Styles to get where he wants him, and once he gets up to his feet. Apple Juice Styles falls into the announcers desk Jeremiah “Impact” Dixon hits a few clubbing blow to the chest of Apple Juice Styles. Jeremiah Dixon goes over to the apron, and he climbs up to the top rope. Is facing away from Apple Juice Styles, and he jumps off of the top rope, and he connects with a moonsault that connects on Apple Juice Styles, and breaks the announcer desk. Both wrestlers go crashing into floor. Obviously that took a lot out of Jeremiah Dixon as he rolls around in pain as well. Apple Juice Styles seems out of it, and Jeremiah Dixon is able to stagger up to his feet after a few moments, and he throws him into the ring. Jeremiah “impact” Dixon slides into the ring. Jeremiah Dixon goes into the cover on Apple Juice Styles. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2………..KICK OUT by Apple Juice Styles. Jeremiah Dixon looks annoyed, and he grabs the bat. While this is happening Apple Juice tries to climb up to his feet in the corner, but the corner pad fall off. Jeremiah pulls Apple Juice off of the corner. He starts to choke Apple Juice Styles with it after putting him on his knee’s.]

JR-That bat coming to the fore front

King-Because he’s bat man!!

Kris Gaffney-Well…at least he’s not X-Cold.

[Apple Juice Styles gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Jeremiah Dixon runs around, and he gains momentum, he ducks under, and he ducks under, and this sends Dixon flying into the unprotected cover head first. Jeremiah Dixon stumbles backwards, and connects with a running reverse hurricanarana pinning attempt executed by Apple Juice. The ref counts 1…………….2………………3!!]

JR-Apple Juice wins it!! He saw an opening, and was able to exploit it for a quick win. You got to assume that Jeremiah didn’t quite get to do everything he wanted with his bat.

King-It’s only the start!

(“Fantastic Baby” blasts on the PA system. Wade Wilson and Logan Riley walk out in their matching out fits. Logan looks annoyed, but Wade seems over enjoyed. They enter the ring.)

JR-Tonight the champions have decided to put their championships on the line.

King-They really didn’t have to….but that’s not what I want to talk about…a two sport athlete? Wrestling…racing….can I say the obvious joke?

Kris Gaffney-No…

King-Damn it I can’t hold it in….

*Hardcore Holly shakes his head disapprovingly.*

King-DAMN IT!!

(“The Duck song” blasts on the PA system. Walter Melon and Shinsuke Nakamango walk out on the stage. Walter turns to Shinsuke, but now Ashley Irvine is standing where Shinsuke should be, and she yells “WATERMELON!!”. Walter and Shinsuke enter the ring.)

JR-These two were former tag team champions.

King-I wonder if that joke is going to ever get old.

Kris Gaffney-NEVER!

(“You think you know me” blasts on the PA system. Edge and Austin Joseph run through the smoke, they enter the ring.)

JR-These two have made quite the impact, but it should be interesting if they gel as a team.

King-They sure aren’t any Road Dogg and X-Pac

Kris Gaffney-Speaking of a joke that won’t die…

[Shinsuke Nakamango and Wade Wilson start out in the ring, they pace around the ring. They lock up, Shinsuke goes for an arm bar, and then he puts him into a head lock, and he counters with a belly to back suplex that puts down Shinsuke Nakamango. He crashes down on the mat, he slowly gets up to his feet, and Shinsuke Nakamango hits a few fists to the face that knocks him backwards, he goes against the ropes, and whips him to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropesWade Wilson lifts Shinsuke Nakamango up, and drops him with a one man flap jack that puts down Shinsuke Nakamango. Shinsuke Nakamango is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet.Wade Wilson picks him up, and he lifts him up, and he connects with an inverted atomic drop that sends makes Shinsuke stumble backwards. Wade Wilson hooks him, and he drops him with a reverse neck breaker that puts him down on the mat. Wade Wilson picks up Shinsuke Nakamango, he brings him towards the corner of Off Consistently. He makes the tag to Logan Riley. Logan Riley comes into the ring. Wade Wilson picks him up, and he hits a body slam on Shinsuke Nakamango, and Logan Riley comes off of the ropes, and he hits a senton on Shinsuke Nakamango. Logan Riley goes into the cover on Shinsuke Nakamango. The ref goes into cover on Shinsuke Nakamango. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………….2…………..KICK OUT by Shinsuke Nakamango. Logan Riley gets up to his feet, and he calls for the Final Cut as Shinsuke Nakamango is stumbling up to his feet.]

JR-It looks like Logan is going to put this match away right now.

King-I think that is a bad idea this early.

Kris Gaffney-Every match is like I say it is!!

[Logan Riley measures up, and he goes for the Final Cut, but Shinsuke Nakamango ducks under, and he dives, and he makes the tag to Walter Melon. Walter Melon steps inside of the ring, and he connects with a running clothesline that knocks down Logan Riley. Logan Riley gets up to his feet, and he hits a few fists to the face that knocks him backwards, and he tries to whip him to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Logan Riley. Walter Melon bounces off of the ropes, Logan Riley lowers his head, and Walter Melon counters with a running DDT that plants Logan Riley. Logan Riley bounces off of the mat dazed. Walter Melon picks him up, and he slides out of the back of Walter Melon. Logan Riley makes the tag to Austin Joseph. Austin Joseph runs into the ring, and he catches Walter Melon off guard with the one and only, what he doesn’t see is that while Walter Melon was flying backwards, Wade Wilson had made the tag on Walter Melon.]

JR-Wade Wilson is the legal man.

King-This is going to end well.

[Before Austin Joseph is able to get up to his feet. Wade Wilson is able to sling shot himself over the rope, and he connects with a gullitine leg drop that puts down Austin Joseph into the mat. Wade Wilson waits for Austin Joseph to get up to his feet. When suddenly “Crank it up” starts to play. Wade Wilson turns towards the entrance way. The Big Show walks out on the stage. He stares down at his old rival as he gets closer to the ring. Wade Wilson turns around, and he gets hit with the One and Only by Austin Joseph. Austin Joseph goes into the cover on Wade Wilson, the ref counts 1………………2……….Walter Melon breaks up the count. The Big Show grins, and says “almost”. He backs away, and he leaves the ring. Wade Wilson gets picked up by Austin Jospeh, and he gets thrown into the corner, and he hits a few fists to the gut of Wade Wilson. Austin Joseph hooks Wade Wilson with a front face lock. Wade Wilson knowing that he has to make a move spins out of it, and dives, and he makes the tag to Shinsuke who is the closest to him. Austin Joseph is hip tosses him over the top rope. Shinsuke is in a lot of pain as he gets up to his feet. Austin Joseph waits for Shinsuke to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. Austin Joseph kicks him in the gut, he hooks him, and drops him with the impaler DDT that Austin Joseph was going for before hand.]

JR-Austin finally landed the impaler DDT.

King-It was bound to happen at some point.

Kris Gaffney-Guess so.

[Austin Joseph goes to the corner measuring up on Shinsuke for a One and Only, he runs out of the corner, he connects with the One and Only on Shinsuke. Austin gets up to his feet, but to try to help his partner Walter Melon grabs Austin’s head, and drops down with a hang man. Edge runs over to where Walter Melon is, and he pulls him off of the apron. The two start to brawl. While in the ring the move had made Austin Joseph stumble backwards. From the outside of the ring Wade Wilson makes the tag into himself. Austin turns around. Wade Wilson hooks Austin Joseph, and he connects with a back body drop through the ropes that sends Austin Joseph out of the ring. Wade Wilson picks up Shinsuke, and drops him with the DeadPool. Wade Wilson goes into the cover on Nakamango. The ref counts 1……………..2………….3!!]

JR-The tag team champions survive this….but I doubt that they have seen the last of either team. Especially the Inhuman’s.

[The bell rings, the competitors wait for the first person to make the first move. Angelus Archer goes after Muhammad Ali. Ali trade fists with Angelus Archer. The rest of the wrestlers fight off. We focus on Angelus and Ali, Ali is able to win out the advantage in a fist fight. Muhammad Ali pushes Angelus Archer to the ropes, but Angelus Archer is able to reverse the whip. He bounces off of the ropes. Muhammad Ali hits a shoulder block that knocks down Angelus Archer down on the mat. He gets up stunned, and Muhammad Ali brings him over to the corner, and he smashes him face first into the turnbuckle. Angelus Archer’s face hits into the top turnbuckle. Muhammad Ali turns around Angelus Archer into the corner, and he hits a few kicks into the gut of Angelus Archer. He backs up like the ref is making him, but obviously this is a hardcore match. That’s not what is happening. He runs otwards Angelus. Angelus counters with a back body drop, but Muhammad Ali lands on his feet. Muhammad Ali waits for Angelus to turn around, and he hits a punch to the face.]

JR-Great move by Muhammad Ali.

King-Everything he does is great JR!

Kris Gaffney-I guess JR didn’t get the memo.

[Tony Ikeda tries to whip Daniel Bryan to the ring steps, but it’s reversed. Tony Ikeda goes crashing hard into the ring steps shoulder first. Tony Ikeda is in a lot of pain, and he gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Daniel Bryan looks under the ring, and he grabs a chair, he waits for Tony Ikeda to get up to his feet. Tony Ikeda turns towards Daniel Bryan, and he hits Tony Ikeda with the chair. Tony Ikeda down on the mat. Daniel Bryan hits a few stomps on the downed Tony Ikeda. He picks up Tony Ikeda, and he runs towards the corner, and he hits Tony Ikeda’s back into the ring post. Tony Ikeda is in a lot of pain. Daniel Bryan throws Tony Ikeda into the ring, and Tony Ikeda rolls into the ring. He stays on the mat. Daniel Bryan climbs up to the top rope, and he measures up, and he connects with a flying head butt.]

JR-That move might be enough to get the victory.

King-Again…were not talking about that victory guy, right?

Kris Gaffney-Gone but not forgotten.

[Daniel Bryan goes into the cover on Tony Ikeda. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………………2………Edge hits a double axe handle which breaks up the three count. Edge grabs Daniel Bryan, Edge runs, and he throws him into the ring post. Daniel Bryan is in a lot of pain as Edge gets turned around by Angelus Archer. Angelus Archer goes for a wild fist to the face. Edge is able to duck under, and he hooks him, and he drops him with a reverse neck breaker. Angelus Archer rolls out of the ring, and he grabs the chair that Daniel Bryan used, and then another one. Edge slides into the ring. Angelus Archer is getting up to his feet, once he gets up to his feet. Edge hits a jab to the gut, Edge sets up Angelus lying on the chair. Edge rises the chair, and attempts to bring it down on the head of Angelus Archer with a ca-chair-to, but Angelus moves. Edge is in pain, and Angelus Archer runs at Edge, Edge counters with a one man flap jack.]

JR-I’m surprised Edge was able to recover enough to hit one man flap jack.

King-John Cena isn’t surprised.

Kris Gaffney-No idea why he was brought up…

[Edge backs up, and he yells for Angelus to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Edge goes for a spear, but Angelus Archer is able to counter with a kick to the face. Edge stumbles backwards. Angelus Archer pushes him backwards, and he whips him to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. Edge bounces off of the ropes. Angelus Archer hits a heel kick that puts down Edge. Angelus Archer gets up to his feet, and Tony Ikeda slides into the ring, and sneaks up on Angelus Archer, he hooks him, and he drops him with a full nelson slam!! Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet. Zack Ryder and Tony Ikeda go face to face. The crowd builds up as they don’t want to see the Badd Bros break up. They then turn, and hit a double drop kcik to Angelus Archer who is getting up to his feet. Tony Ikeda and Zack Ryder do a fist pump. Tony Ikeda goes after Angelus Archer, and Zack Ryder turns around, and ducks under a running knee by Daniel Bryan. Zack Ryder hooks Daniel Bryan, and he lifts him up, and he drops him with a belly to back suplex that puts down. Daniel Bryan. Daniel Bryan is fighting up to his feet. Zack Ryder goes over to the nearest corner, and he waits for Zack Ryder waits for Daniel Bryan to get up to his feet.]

JR-Some tense momentums for the fans of the Badd Bros.

King-Now their tense for Daniel Bryan.

Kris Gaffney-Who cares!

[Daniel Bryan stumbles up to his feet. Zack Ryder jumps off of the second rope, and he connects with a missile drop kick that puts down Daniel Bryan. Zack Ryder goes into the cover on Daniel Bryan. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2……….KICK OUT by Daniel Bryan. Zack Ryder waits as he see’s Daniel Bryan getting up near the corner. Zack Ryder grins as he measures up on Daniel Bryan. Zack Ryder runs towards Daniel Bryan, he hits a running clothesline in the corner, Zack Ryder backs out of the corner. Daniel Bryan stumbles around. Daniel Bryan falls into a seated position. Zack Ryder backs up as the crowd builds up for what is next. Zack Ryder fist pumps. WOO! WOO! WOO! Zack Ryder runs towards Daniel Bryan, and he hits the broski boot on Daniel Bryan.]

JR-This might be bad news for Daniel Bryan.

King-And everyone else.

Kris Gaffney-Unless they want to see Zack Ryder win.

King-Ah…he deserves it.

[Zack Ryder measures up on Daniel Bryan, he goes for the Rough Ryder. Daniel Bryan catches him. Zack Ryder hits a few fists to the face, and Daniel Bryan stumbles backwards, and he and Ryder fall out of the ring. Tony Ikeda is in the ring as he was attempting to help his tag team partner, but was too late, he turns and gets speared by Edge!! Edge goes into the cover on Tony Ikeda. The ref counts 1……………2……….3!!]

JR-Edge did it!! Edge took advantage of a distracted Tony to get the win.

King-Tony is always distracted.

(Edge poses in the middle of the ring as Shockwave goes off the air.)