EMF: Saturday Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, and we go into the Shockwave video.)

(Once the video ends, we go into the darken arena, as pyrotechnics blasts off. The lights turn on as they end, and fans yell, and wave their signs. Some signs say “Pond + Badd Boy = Badd Company”, “The truth comes out!”, and “Why is Nat in this match?”.)

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross, along side Jerry “the King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney.

King-And we have quite a show, headlined by Kane, and Kevin Bourne.

Kris Gaffney-Mike New is also going to be watching that match very closely. I doubt the rejection of his challenge will change much.

(“Bad Company” blasts on the PA system as Dewey Pond walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Dewey Pond has a title shot coming up at Payback.

King-Pond hasn’t had a title in a while, so if he can pull it off, it would give him momentum.

Kris Gaffney-Because we know that’s important in wrestling…

(“I came to play” blasts on the PA system as the Miz walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Speaking of someone who might be looking to reverse a few things, the Miz might have that chance here.

King-Well, only takes one match…that’s why you never went anywhere Gaffney.

Kris Gaffney-……….

[Dewey Pond, and the Miz pace around the ring, they lock up, and then Dewey Pond is able to take down the Miz with a arm drag release. He goes down on the mat, and then Dewey Pond gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. He doesn’t look too happy, and he charges at the Miz, and the Miz is able to counter this with another hip toss that sends him down on the mat. The Miz stumbles up to his feet, and he’s stunned, and the Miz throws a fist to the face, but it’s ducked under by Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond sets up the Miz, and Dewey Pond lifts up the Miz. Dewey Pond hits an atomic drop that sends Miz stumbling backwards, and he falls into the corner. Dewey Pond closes the gap between the Miz, and then he turns around. Dewey Pond turns around the Miz, and then he hits a boot to the gut that stuns him enough. Dewey Pond hits a few knife edge chops to the chest of the Miz. Dewey Pond tries to whip the Miz out of the corner, and the Miz is able to reverse the whip. Dewey Pond crashes into the corner, and then the Miz charges at Dewey Pond. The Miz hits a boot to the face, and then Dewey Pond stumbling around. The Miz stumbles around, and Dewey Pond climbs up to the second rope, and he goes on the second rope. Dewey Pond measures up on the Miz, and then he hooks the Miz, he leaps off of the second rope, and he drives him down with a tornado DDT that plants the Miz into the mat.]

JR-This might be it.

King-It could be worse, he could yell BACK BODY DROP.

Kris Gaffney-McMahon loved that move..

[Dewey Pond crawls into the cover, and he hooks the leg of the Miz. The ref counts the 1……………..2…….kick out by the Miz. Dewey Pond gets up to his feet, and he calls for the end of the match. Once the Miz gets up to his feet, Dewey Pond hits a few fists to the face of the Miz. The Miz backs up, and then he tries to whip him to the ropes, and is successful in doing so. The Miz bounces off, and Dewey Pond goes for the Dew Drop, but the Miz is able to get out of move, and then he hits a low drop kick that knocks down Dewey Pond to his knee, and then he hooks the Miz. Then he hits a snap DDT that plants him down on the mat. Both wrestlers are down on the mat. The ref starts his standing ten count, 1………….2…………..3………..4……….5…The Miz and Dewey Pond get up around the same time. Dewey Pond throws a wild fist, but the Miz is able to duck unde,r and the Miz sets up Dewey Pond. The Miz hits a northern lights suplex that sends him flying into the mat. The Miz takes a few moments to rest up, and once he does he see’s Dewey Pond to get up to his feet. The Miz hits a few fists to the face, and this backs up Dewey Pond. The Miz tries to whip him to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Dewey Pond. The Miz bounces off of the ropes, and then Dewey Pond lowers his head, and the Miz is able to counter with a swinging neck breaker that sends Dewey Pond on the mat. The Miz is in pain, and he rolls into the corner, and the Miz hits a few fists to the face. Dewey Pond gets whipped into the corner, and he charges at the Dewey Pond. He hits a clothesline in the corner.]

JR-The Miz has taken control of this match.

King-He must be thinking this is new.

[Miz gets out of the corner, and he measures up as he’s going for the SCF. Dewey Pond stumbles up to his feet, and once Dewey Pond gets up to his feet. Dewey Pond counters it with a snapmare. The MIz gets up to his feet, and he charges at Dewey Pond. Dewey counters with a Dew Drop! Dewey holds the Miz down with a pin for the 1……….2………3!]

JR-What a counter by Dewey Pond for a win!

(We go backstage into the Diva's locker room. We see one of the EMFs newer Divas, Tiffany, who is sat there as if waiting for someone. Suddenly the door swings open and in comes Natasha Jones. She looks concerned.)

Natasha: Tiff... we need to talk. I'm worried.

Tiffany: What could possibly worry you? You've put most of my colleagues on the injured list.

Natasha: Here's the thing... in just a weeks time I have to face Amy Dumas one on one... and while I'd usually be confidence... well.....

Tiffany: Well what?

Natasha: Well she knows my weakness now. Look how bad I did at Unleashed once Christy had removed my clothes. I'm not like the other girls in this company. If I get stripped to my bra and panties, I just can't focus. I can't just pretend it hasn't happened... like it's an every day occurance.

Tiffany: Oh... that. It's easy. You just need to learn to be comfortable with your body. I mean I saw you out there.... you have nothing to be ashamed of.

Natasha: I have no issues with my body... it's just... well.... I'm a business woman, those people out there have no right seeing me stripped down like that. I mean, excluding times when I've been stripped down in EMF, only John Cena has ever seen me like that, and he was my husband. It's just not.... proper.

Tiffany: Wait, Cena's still the only person you've had sex with? No wonder you're so angry all the time....

Natasha: Well... the only one I didn't want to kill myself after... there was... Mickie James... too. But that's not the point. The point is I'm not a whore like Christy Hemme, or Amy Dumas. I'm a classy woman, and those perverts have no business seeing me in a state of undress.

Tiffany: So what's the big deal? You just don't agree to any more bra and panties matches... I mean... Mickie has no booking power, so there's no reason you should be forced into any.

Natasha: The problem is, now that Amy knows my weakness... what happens when I face her? When I'm inevitably kicking Amy's ass.... she can just strip me down, and I'll have no chance. Tiffany, I need to learn to be comfortable like that, just to cover up my weakness.

Tiffany: Well the only way to learn is through practice. I was nervous the first few times I did it, and now look at me. You want my suggestion? Get yourself into a bikini contest tonight. Go out there and show the world what you've got, on your own terms. Then, if it does happen at Payback... it'll be old news, right?

Natasha: So your solution to me not wanting something to happen is to make it happen? But I guess.... you do make a lot of sense. But how do I convince AJ to give me that match.... if I even want it?

Tiffany: Easy. You tell her it's you against Amy... AJ would never turn down the chance to book Amy.

Natasha: I guess so. Thanks.... I might need to talk to you again later, but we'll see how this goes....

(She smiles at Tiffany, and then leaves the room, seemingly to go and talk to AJ Lee as we fade out.)

(The EMF tron lights up from a pre-recorded segment. We go backstage after Shockwave went off the air last week, Amy Dumas is in the women's locker room. She looks at an alternative ref top she could have wore. It was much more revealing. Amy shakes her head as she's glad she didn't wear that with the weirdness of her refing a match with two of her obsessed fans. One of them interested in getting her in bed, and the other one...says she's not. After shaking off the weirdness off she starts to take off her top.

Suddenly AJ Lee grabs her by the shoulders, startling her, and looking angry.)

AJ Lee: So what was that?! We had a great chance to rid the EMF of Mickie James.... and you blew it!

.::Amy Dumas::.-Rid the EMF of Mickie James, that would be nice, but not exactly the job I was given to do, you realize that right. I was the ref, I'm suppose to call the match down the middle, I did. If it makes any difference, I wish you did win, but that's not how it worked out.

AJ Lee: You could have helped me win Amy! I thought we were friends! Best friends! How could you not want me to referee your match with Natasha?

.::Amy Dumas::.-Your a big fan of mine right? Let me put it in terms you'd understand if that is true. At what point in my career would I ever go against what is right. Besides...I'm not afraid of Rose...she can't keep a promise anyways.

AJ Lee: That's not the point Amy! You're supposed to be my best friend! This was my chance to beat Mickie James... and to be in the ring with you again at Payback! The right thing to do would have been to get rid of that psycho and spare all the other divas.

.::Amy Dumas::.-You realize this is like the first time we have talked face to face? But look, if I was like that, I would have done that to Mickie James myself years ago. But that's not right. That's looking out for the diva's interests, if it's not done right, then what good is it. And I wouldn't want any similar help a few weeks from now, or another other time.

AJ Lee: Don't lie to me Amy! The Amy I know would want me in her match, no matter what... because she's my BFF! It's all good for you isn't it? You got to go out there in your sexy ref shirt and.... and.... oh.... OH! I get it now! *suddenly she smiles at Amy* You were protecting me! You knew I'd never look as good in a referee shirt as you did, so you didn't want me to suffer it! Why didn't you just tell me that! I should never have doubted you! BEST FRIENDS FOREVER!!!

(AJ leaps up and throws her arms around Amy, hugging her.Amy really can't say anything, she is just shocked at this. Suddenly Ashley Irvine skips in, and see's AJ hugging her Mom, she said.)

.::Ashley Irvine::.-YAY! Hugs for meh Mom! I want to hug her tooooo!

(She joins in on the hug, Amy is still frozen at this weirdness as we fade away to the ring.)

(We go to the ring and see Jerry "The King" Lawler standing there, ready for the bikini contest.)

King: Now it's time for part of the show that should happen every week.... Divas in bikinis! Just 8 days before they clash at Payback, we're going to see who out of Natasha Jones and Amy Dumas looks best in a bikini! So without further delay... let's get them out here!

("LoveFuryPassionEnergy" blasts out as Amy Dumas makes her way down the ramp in her robe and gets into the ring. When she has "Million Dollar Theme" plays and Natasha Jones comes out ,also wearing a robe.)

King: Now each diva will have 30 seconds to show us their bikinis, and then you, the audience, will pick the winner! First up.... Amy Dumas!

(Some music plays as Amy, somewhat reluctantly, removes her robes to reveal a baby blue bikini. She begins to dance around a little, but she seems to be uncomfortable with Nat being there. When the music stops, the crowd are cheering.)

King: Well, that will take some beating, but let's see what you got Natasha...

(The music plays again and Nat begins to play with the tie of her robe. She acts like she's teasing the different sections of the crowd, but it soon becomes clear what she's doing, as the moment she gets behind Amy, she hits a hard strike to the back of her head. Amy, not suspecting it, is knocked down, and Natasha continues to assault her with some hard stomps, and then goes down and hammers away on her. After a while, she stops, and taunts, as if measuring Amy for the Get Bent. Amy is clearly feeling the effects, and stumbles up, but right as Natasha grabs her for the move, Amy is able to pull at her robe, which comes off, leaving Natasha in a light pink bikini. The crowd cheer this but Nat looks stunned and drops Amy, and tries to grab the robe to cover up. She's not quick enough and Amy is able to kick her in the gut and hit her with a DDT. Natasha goes down, and King leaves the ring, seemingly ending it in a no contest. Amy's theme plays once more as she leaves, but not without taking the robes so Nat can't cover up. Nat bangs on the floor in frustration as Amy mocks her from the ramp, and we go to commercial.)

(“Close Your Eyes” blasts on the PA system as Christian walks to the ring doing his usual hoodie master entrance.)

JR-Christian never has the best of luck.

King-Maybe things can turn around for him.

Kris Gaffney-Oh yeah…that worked great for the Miz. (“Degenerate’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Degenerate walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Degenerate has a chance to make up for Unleashed.

King-Well he probably wants to prove that he can still be a champion.

Kris Gaffney-Oh well…if not, then he has interviewing.

King-No he doesn’t...

[Degenerate, and Christian start in the ring as throw fists to the face, and Dan Godwin comes into the ring, and he attacks Degenerate. Christian tries to attack Dan Godwin, Dan Godwin ducks under, and Godwin hits a eXecution that sends Christian to the outside of the ring and down. Dan Godwin looks disappointed as he thought that he might have been able to win the match that way, and he turns around right into the waiting Degenerate who has chair. He smashes it against the head of Dan Godwin. Dan Godwin is down on the mat. Degenerate throws the chair down on the mat, and he hits a few stomps on the downed Dan Godwin. Dan Godwin backs away, and tries to get up to his feet in the corner, but Degenerate closes the gap between him, and Dan Godwin as he does try to get up to his feet. Dan Godwin hits a kicks into the gut which makes Dan Godwin fall into the corner a little bit more, and then Dan Godwin gets pulled up to his feet. Dan Godwin gets hip tossed as he crashes down on the mat. “Hats off the bull” finally plays as Chad Vargas comes down to the ring as Christian meets him there, but Chad Vargas is able to take advantage of the fact that Christian is still feeling the effects. So Chad Vargas starts to take the fight to him, in the ring Dan Godwin is reeling as Degenerate whips him to the ropes, and Dan Godwin leaps in the air for a cross body block. But it’s ducked under by Degenerate. Degenerate waits for Dan Godwin who is up to his feet. Degenerate hits a swinging neck breaker on Dan Godwin. Dan Godwin is down on the mat. Degenerate goes into the cover, and then he gets a 1……….2……Christian reaches into the ring, and he pulls Degenerate off the cover. Obviously he somehow was able to get away from Chad Vargas, and Christian throws Degenerate into the ring steps. Christian turns around, as Chad Vargas now has his guitar, he swings it at the head of Christian. Christian ducks it, and Christian hits a low blow on Chad Vargas. Christian grabs the guitar, and then he considers smashing Chad Vargas with it, but then he starts to play it for some reason. He shrugs his shoulders, and throws it away. Christian hits a kick to the gut, and he sets him up for a vertical suplex, and he lifts him up, and Christian hits a vertical suplex into the steel ramp. Chad Vargas is in pain. Seeing that his opponents other than one in the ring is up, and being that he can only win in the ring, he jumps on the apron. Dan Godwin goes over to where Christian is, and he gets hit with a shoulder block. This makes him stumble backwards, and then Christian climbs up to the top rope, and he comes off of the top rope with a flying back elbow that knocks down Godwn.]

King-Huh…someone actually played Chad Vargas’ guitar.

Kris Gaffney-Not well mind you…but it’s the thought that counts.

[Christian gets up to his feet, and he starts to clap his hands like he’s really popular, and he waits as Dan Godwin slowly gets up. Christian hooks Dan Godwin for the Kill Switch, and turns him, but Dan Godwin is able to get loose, and he goes behind him, and then hits a release german suplex. Dan Godwin is stunned, and he gets up to his feet as Christian is getting up to his feet. Christian gets hit with a inverted atomic drop. Christian is hurt, and Dan Godwin hits a hard fist that knocks down Christian. Christian gets up to his feet, and Dan Godwin whips him to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Dan Godwin lowers his head, and he hits a big back body drop that sends him flying, and crashing down on the mat. On the outside of the ring, Chad Vargas takes down Degenerate with a double leg take down, he sets him up, and he hits a catapault that sends Degenerate flying into the ring post. Degenerate hits it hard, and goes down on the mat. Chad Vargas falls to one knee hurting, and then he goes over to Degenerate after a few moments to collect himself, and then he waits as Degenerate gets up, and he picks up Degenerate up, and he throws him on the guard rail. He crashes on the guard rail. Chad Vargas see’s that Christian and Dan Godwin are on the floor now, Chad Vargas throws Degenerate into the ring, and Chad Vargas climbs up on the top rope, and he waits for Degenerate to get upt o his feet. Once he gets up to his feet, Chad Vargas leaps off of the top rope, and he hits a cross body block into a cover, the ref counts the 1……….2…..KICK OUT by Degenerate.]

JR-Almost three by Degenerate.

King-Chad probably wanted to make a statement there.

Kris Gaffney-Like no one plays my guitars, and gets away with it!

[Degenerate gets up to his feet and he waits for Chad Vargas to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Degenerate goes for the D-Spike, but it’s countered by Chad spinning around Degenerate, and he sets him up, and he hits the stroke! He gets up, Christian sneaks up on Chad Vargas, and he hooks Chad, and drives him down with the Kill Switch. Christian gets up like he won the match, but what he doesn’t see behind him is that Degenerate throws his arm over Chad Vargas. The ref counts the 1………..2…….3!]

JR-The hell did Christian do that.

King-He’s Christian.

(Degenerate rolls out of the ring as Christian in a rage goes at him, Christian looks like he’s going to blow a fuse, and he grabs a chair, and he hits Chad Vargas, Dan Godwin gets in, and then he smashes Dan Godwin. Christian throws the chair down, and looks frustrated as we go to commercial, and we come back.)

(“Veil of Fire” blasts on the PA system as Kane walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Kane has had a tough time since First Blood.

King-Well, this could help him.

Kris Gaffney-Although, not sure if New wish he were Kane or not. His title shot is not on the line here.

(“Hero” blasts on the PA system as Kevin Bourne walks down cockily to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Bourne recently rejected New’s challenge.

King-Well, you can’t blame him, New was definitely looking to what Bourne has, rather than to prove a point.

Kris Gaffney-Well, now he has an enemy.

King-Well, he’s rich, sure that doesn’t matter.

[Kevin Bourne and Kane pace around the ring, and they lock up. They push back and forth just to try gain the advantage, Kane pushes Kevin Bourne down being that he has the superior strength, and then Kevin Bourne gets up to his feet angry. He throws a hard fist to the face, and Kane ducks under, and then Kevin Bourne turns around and he walks right into the waiting Kane who hits a upper cut that takes down Kevin Bourne, and then Bourne is slow to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet, Kevin Bourne goes for another wild fist to the face. Kane is able to block it, and then he hits a few fists to the face, and he backs up to the ropes. Kevin Bourne gets whipped to the ropes, and as he bounces off of the ropes, Kevin Bourne slides out of the ring, and calls for time out, and Kane watches as Kevin Bourne walks around ring side. Kane doesn’t seem to want to wait for Kevin Bourne, and then he grabs him by the hair, and he lifts him up on the apron. Kevin Bourne is looking paniced, and then Kane brings him over the top rope in almost a hip toss, and Kevin Bourne crashes hard on the mat, and Kevin Bourne is in pain. Kane waits for Kevin Bourne to get up to his feet, and once he does Kevin Bourne hits a few fists to the face, and then Kevin Bourne reels on the ropes, and Kane whips Kevin Bourne off of the ropes. Kevin Bourne bounces off of the ropes, and Kevin Bourne leaps in the air, and Kane counters this with a big boot that drops Kevin Bourne in mid flight. Kevin Bourne rolls around on the ring, in pain, and finally he rolls out of the ring and on to the apron. Kane goes over to where Kevin Bourne is, and Kevin Bourne is able to counter this to buy himself some time with a hang man. Kevin Bourne gets up on the apron, and then he climbs up to the top rope, and he goes for what seems to be a double axe handle. But it’s countered with a upper cut Kevin Bourne is down on the mat, he gets up near the ropes, he turns around, and Kane hits another upper cut that sends Kevin Bourne down on the second rope. Kane is able to push down on Kevin Bourne’s back which chokes him with the second rope. The ref counts to 4, and Kane backs off, and Kane runs to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, he leaps in the air, and he comes crashing down on the back fo Kevin Bourne. Kevin Bourne bounces up in pain, and Kane picks up Kevin Bourne over his shoulder, he goes into corner, and he runs out of the corner, and he hits a running power slam! Kane goes into the cover on Kevin Bourne, and the ref counts the 1……….2………KICK OUT by Kevin Bourne!]

JR- Kevin Bourne just saw his great return almost go up in smoke.

King-Which is ironic being that Kane’s love of fire.

Kris Gaffney-Thanks…we’d never get that connection…

[Kane pulls up Kevin Bourne, and he backs up to the ropes. He whips him to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. Kane hits a big boot to the face of Kevin Bourne which takes him down on the mat, and Kane goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope, and he steady’s himself, but out of no where Kevin Bourne is able to nip up, and he runs up the turnbuckle, and he hits a arm drag off of the top rope that sends Kane crashing down on the mat. Kevin Bourne takes his time to rest up. The ref is getting to around the 4 count on his standing ten count when Kevin Bourne is able to prop himself up in the corner to stop it. Kane sits up, and gets up to his feet quickly. He charges into the corner. Kevin Bourne see’s this, and he is able to take down Kane with a low drop kick that sends Kane falling into the top turnbuckle. Now Kane turns around in the corner, and Kevin Bourne hits a few fists to the face of Kane in the corner, and he whips him to the other side of the ring, and he crashes into the corner. Kevin Bourne runs into the corner. He leaps in the air, and he hits a splash in the corner. Kevin Bourne backs out of the corner. Kane stumbles out of the corner, Kevin Bourne climbs up behind Kane in the second rope, and he leaps off of the second turnbuckle, and connects with a flying bulldog that sends Kane into the mat. Kevin Bourne takes a few moments to rest up with this knowing that Kane is not so easily defeated, and he’s right as Kane sits up. Kevin Bourne runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes, and he hits a knee to the face that knocks him down on the mat. Kevin Bourne measures up on Kane who is getting up once again, but it’s clear he’s a lot more dazed. Kevin Bourne hits a kick to the gut on Kane, and he sets him up, and drives him down with a impaler DDT! Kevin Bourne goes into the cover on Kane, the ref counts the 1…………..2………KICK OUT by Kane.]

JR-Almost three there.

King-If this was what Mike New was expecting, I think it’s time for plan B.

Kris Gaffney-Good…plan B is always the better one anyways.

[Kevin Bourne goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope, and once he measures up Kane. He leaps off of the top rope, and he goes for a axe handle, but it’s countered with Kane with an upper cut that takes out Kevin Bourne. Kane gets up to his feet, and Kane motions for Kevin Bourne to get up to his feet. Bourne gets half way up, but then Bourne dives through the ropes, and gets out of the ring. Bourne grins, he points to his head. But behind him Mike New is charging down the ramp, he grabs Bourne from behind, and throws him hard into the ring steps. Mike New hits a few mounted fists to downed Bourne, and he gets up to his feet. He motions for Bourne to get up to his feet, but before he is up all the way. Kane turns around New, and yells at him. Bourne uses this distraction to get away. New watches him go, as he grins. New turns back, New hits a House of Pain on Kane.]

JR-It looks like you were right King.

King-That happens a lot, yet people are always surprised…

(New yells a few things to the crowd as Shockwave goes off the air.)