EMF: Shockwave
	JR - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Ricky Vegas!!! Ricky comes onto the ramp with a huge grin, accompanied by Miss Meadows and a pair of nameless showgirls. On occasion, he will toss commemorative casino chips into the crowd. Once arriving at the ring, Miss Meadows will instruct the showgirls to wait backstage. JR - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds,, JOB Mysterio!!! (crowd cheers **) [("Booyaka JOB" blasts on the PA system as JOB Mysterio pops out of the stage, and keeps going. He is stuck in the roof, we go to commercial, and come back with JOB in the ring) Ricky Vegas tests out the ropes. Earl Hebner checks JOB Mysterio's boots and knee pads. (ding, ding, ding) Ricky Vegas executes a huge gutbuster on JOB Mysterio. JOB Mysterio gets up. JOB Mysterio hits a jumping elbow hrust on Ricky Vegas. JOB Mysterio goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps Ricky Vegas. Ricky Vegas gets back to his feet. Ricky Vegas uses a closed fist on JOB Mysterio. Ricky Vegas hiptosses JOB Mysterio. JOB Mysterio gets up. JOB Mysterio executes the twisting moonsault on to Ricky Vegas. JOB Mysterio gets up. JOB Mysterio drags Ricky Vegas to the floor. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) JOB Mysterio throws a chair at Ricky Vegas. (..2) JOB Mysterio hits Ricky Vegas with an elbowdrop. JOB Mysterio moves back to his feet. Ricky Vegas is up again. (...3) Ricky Vegas jabs JOB Mysterio. (....4) JOB Mysterio executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Ricky Vegas. (.....5) They head back into the ring. JOB Mysterio hits Ricky Vegas with an elbowdrop. JOB Mysterio gets up. Ricky Vegas stands up. JOB Mysterio places Ricky Vegas on the top turnbuckle and executes the German suplex, that has to hurt! JOB Mysterio jumps and elbow smashes the lying Ricky Vegas. Now JOB Mysterio standing. JOB Mysterio hits Ricky Vegas with a moonsault after springboarding off of the second rope. JOB Mysterio stands up. Ricky Vegas sets JOB Mysterio up DDTs him into the mat. JOB Mysterio moves back to his feet. JOB Mysterio hits the mat. Ricky Vegas executes a neck breaker. Ricky Vegas goes for the leg of JOB Mysterio, and locks on the Black Jack. JOB Mysterio yells in extreme pain. He tries to reach the ropes, but just before he can grab it, he drags him back towards the center the ring. JOB Mysterio taps out. Ricky Vegas wins via submission. JR - The winner of this match, Ricky Vegas!!! (The EMF logo flashes on the screen) (The lights are turned off as pyrotechnics blasts on the stage. The lights turn on and fans yell, and wave their signs. The camera zooms around the crowd a few times. Then it zooms out to display the location information. Before getting one final shot of the crowd.) JR-Tonight the EMF comes to you live from New Jersey. Welcome to another edition of Saturday Shockwave. Hello and welcome, I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross. I’m joined by Jerry “the King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney. King-Tonight we see the tag team division come alive. Kris Gaffney-I’m sure that the tag team champions are going to be paying attention. King-Other than Logan Riley…who is probably too busy turning left! JR-Let’s get started with the first match of the evening (“Fight Owens Fight” blasts on the PA system. Kevin Owens and R-Truth walk to the stage, and they step inside of the ring.) JR-This veteran team is looking to gain their first tag team championship reign. King-However that’s not going to be easy. Kris Gaffney-Even if they win the final match, then they have to face the champions, let’s say not many people have had much success. (“The Duck Song” blasts on the system. Kenny Omegrape doesn’t walk out on the stage, instead he jumps from a trap door in the ring along with a grape. The grape falls on his head. Shinseke does various hand gestures.) JR-….. King-That’s all we need to say. [Kevin Owens and Kenny Omegrape lock up. Kevin Owens backs up Kenny Omegrape. Kenny Omegrape gets pushed into the corner. The ref counts to 4, and he backs out of the corner, and he attempts to attack Kenny Omegrape. Kenny Omegrape is able to duck under, and he connects with a few fists to the face that rocks Kevin Owens in the corner. Kenny Omegrape brings him out of the corner, and he whips him ot the ropes. Kevin Owens bounces off of the ropes, and he connects with a back elbow to the face that knocks down Kevin Owens. Kevin Owens attempts to get up quickly, but he is quickly head locked, and he puts on the pressure on Kevin Owens. Kevin Owens picks up Kenny Omegrape, and he attempts to pick him up for a belly to belly suplex, but Kenny Omegrape is able to counter by rolling out of the back. Kenny Omegrape waits as Kevin Owens turns around, and Kenny Omegrape hits a jaw breaker on Kevin Owens. Kenny Omegrape measures up on Kevin Owens, and he connects with Willy Wonka's Fruit-Flavored Gobstopper. This drops Kevin Owens. Kenny Omegrape goes into the cover on Kevin Owens. The ref dives into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……….2…KICK OUT by Kevin Owens. Kenny Omegrape makes the tag to Shinseke Nakamango. Shinseke hits a few kicks to the ribs of Kevin Owens, and he whips him ot the ropes, and he hits a jumping heel kick that drops Kevin Owens.] JR-The Melon Club is controlling this match. King-That’s because the Melon Gods wanted it. Kris Gaffney-What if the tide turns here? King-Then the Melon Gods want a competitive match! [Shinseke Nakamango goes to hit a kick to the head of Kevin Owens. Kevin Owens ducks under, and he pushes Nakamango to the ropes. Nakamango bounces off of the ropes, and he connects with a spinning spine buster. Kevin Owens crawls towards the corner as R-Truth waits for R-Truth reaches for the tag. Kevin Owens is almost there….Kevin Owens makes the tag to R-Truth. R-Truth comes into the ring, and he connects with a side kick to the face of Shinseke Nakamango.] JR-R-Truth comes in to help the X-Force cause. King-Wade Wilson is a fan. Kris Gaffney-It’s not sexist like the X-Men. [R-Truth waits for Nakamango to get up to his feet. He kicks him in the gut, and he runs to the ropes. And he goes for the scissors kick, but Nakamango moves out of the way, and he throws him to the ropes, he hits into Kevin Owens when he’s out of his corner.. Nakamango makes the tag to Kenny Omegrape. Kenny Omegrape drops him with the geese oil. Kenny Omegrape goes into the cover on R-Truth. The ref counts 1………….2………….3!] JR-X-Force had a miscommunication, and it cost them. King-The only miscommication is that the Melon Gods we’re a fan of everything. (“Cult of personality” blasts on the PA system. CM Punk walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Normally a staff member of the BWO, CM Punk is looking to show everyone why he’s the best in the world. King-He really wants his ice cream bars. Kris Gaffney-He’ll get that one day. (“Wrath and cowardice” blasts on the PA system. Syd Khatru walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Syd Khatru has been a long time enemy of Tony Ikeda. King-It’s a BWO conspiracy. Britt Baker-CONSPRIACY! [CM Punk and Syd Khatru stand in the middle of the ring. CM Punk is talking trash to Syd Khatru, Syd goes for a shot to the face. But CM Punk is able ot duck under by Syd Khatru. Syd Khatru pushes him towards the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Syd Khatru connects with a running with a running forearm shot to the face that knocks down CM Punk. Syd Khatru waits for CM Punk to get up to his feet. CM Punk picks him up, and he lifts him up, and he drops him with a body slam. CM Punk gets dropped with a knee drop across the face. CM Punk holds his face. Syd Khatru picks up CM Punk he whips CM Punk off of the ropes, and CM Punk bounces off of the ropes. Syd Khatru lifts him up, and drops him with a one man flap jack that puts down CM Punk . Clearly this drives the air out of CM Punk, and he’s none too happy about it as he gets up to his feet, and he doesn’t seem too happy. He goes for a fist on Syd Khatru. Syd Khatru is able ot duck under fairly easily, and He hooks CM Punk, and drops him with the Dukkah. Syd Khatru goes into the cover on CM Punk. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2…KICK OUT by CM Punk. Syd Khatru calls for the tiger driver as Syd Khatru is starting to get up to his feet.] JR-It looks like Syd wants to end this match right here. Kris Gaffney-We’ll see if it’s too early or not. King-That’s always a question. [Syd Khatru waits for CM Punk. He kicks CM Punk for the Tiger Driver set up, but before he can execute it. CM Punk is able to spin out of it. Syd Khatru goes for a running clohtelsine. CM Punk ducks under, and Syd Khatru bounces off of the ropes. Syd Khatru gets hit with a leg lariat that puts him down. Syd Khatru gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Syd Khatru falls back into the corner, and CM Punk runs towards the corner, and CM Punk connects with a running knee to the face. CM Punk turns around, and he hooks Syd Khatru, and he runs out of the corner, and he connects with a running bulldog out of the corner.] JR-CM Punk might have the advantage here. King-I’m sure that he’ll never let him hear the end of it if he wins this match. Kris Gaffney-After all Punk is a part of the BWO staff. [CM Punk waits for Syd Khatru to get up to his feet. CM Punk picks up Syd for the GTS, but Syd is able to struggle out of the back. Syd Khatru kicks him in the gut, and he sets him up, and drops CM Punk for the Tiger Driver 91!! Syd Khatru goes into the cover on CM Punk. The ref counts 1……….2…….3!!] JR-Syd Khatru was able to find an opening to get the victory. King-I’m guessing that he heard us. Kris Gaffney-Good chance. (Lights out, crowd waits in anticipation and then erupt in both boos and cheers for The Irish God when green smoke fills the dark arena and a spotlight shines at the top of the ramp, all when SinÃ©ad O'Connor & The Chieftains - The Foggy Dew plays throughout the arena. From the back, arms out and swinging cockily comes walking the Irish God, Lugus Cuhullin. He stops atop the ramp with his hands by his side and face looking to the ground and he raises his fists slowly making an X above his head. The Irish God slams his fists down and fireworks shoot from the ramp and lights flash green as The Irish God does quick shadowboxing with each strike fireworks shooting from the stage. He looks to the ring with his cocky smile.) JR-Lugus was not able to regain the Extreme Championship. King-I can’t imagine how many FOOK’s were said due to this development. Kris Gaffney-FOOOOOOK! (The lights turn off. Lighting strikes. The theme "crow" starts to play. Vulture walks out. He stares down at his opponent at the top of the stage as the lightning continues to flash. He walks down to the ring side area, and he steps over the top rope. He waits for the bell.) JR-Vulture is a powerhouse. King-He also seems to enjoy poetry. Kris Gaffney-I’m not against it. [Vulture stand in the middle of the ring. Lugus Cuhullion stares him down. Lugus yells “FOOOOOOOOK”. He runs towards Vulture, but he is taken down with a shoulder block. Vulture grabs Lugus Cuhullion, and he grabs his arm, and he connects with a few shoulder blocks, and then another one, and then he answers with a short arm clothesline that puts down Lugus Cuhullion. Vulture picks up Lugus Cuhullion, and he whips him to the ropes. Lugus bounces off of the ropes. Vulture goes for a big boot to the face. Lugus Cuhullion is able to duck under this and continue to the other side of the ring, and he bounces off of the other side, thinking that he might be able to catch Vulture off guard Lugus runs extra fast towards, but Vulture surprises him reacting faster than expected. Vulture picks him up, and puts him down with a spinning spine buster on Lugus Cuhullion. Vulture picks up Lugus Cuhullion. Vulture hits a back elbow to the side of the face. Lugus Cuhullion gets picked up over Vulture’s shoulder, but he is able to struggle out of the back. Lugus Cuhullion staggers, but before he can mount any offense. Vulture connects with a running boot to the side of the face. Lugus Cuhullion goes down on the mat with a running big boot. Vulture goes into the cover on Lugus Cuhullion. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2……..KICK OUT by Lugus Cuhullion!!] JR-Lugus was caught off guard. King-Despite being big, Vulture does have a lot of speed too. Kris Gaffney-That much is for certain. [Lugus Cuhullion gets picked up by Vulture, and he lifts him up, and he goes for a vertical suplex position. Lugus Cuhullion as he’s picked up shifts his weight, and he lands on the other side of Vulture. Lugus Cuhullion is able to connect with a roundhouse kick to the side of the face. Vulture turns around. Lugus Cuhullion hits a release german suplex on Vulture. Lugus Cuhullion runs to the ropes, and he jumps on the ropes, and he connects with a spring board moon sault into a pin on Vulture. The ref counts 1…………..2…KICK OUT by Vulture with authority!!] JR-Lugus didn’t expect that power. King-You don’t mess with Vulture, he’ll beat you and everyone that you love. Kris Gaffney-Why? King-BECAUSE HE’S BATMAN!! [Lugus gets up to his feet, and he runs towards Vulture. Vulture hits a big boot on Lugus. Lugus sets him up. Lugus gets picked up, hooked, lifted, and dropped with the bone collector!! Vulture goes into the cover on Lugus. The ref counts 1………….2………..3!!] JR-Vulture gets the victory. King- Lugus certainly didn’t see that one coming. The song Attitude by the Misfits hits the loudspeakers. A montage of Sythe's most hardcore moments hits the big screen. Sythe runs out with a series of green pyrotechnics..CHYOO-CHYOO-CHYOO..firing into the air. He plays air guitar on the whiskey bottle he's holding before ceremoniously turning it up for the crowd. He high fives a few fans before heading down the ramp to the ring. JR-Last week Sythe was able to win a contendership for the TV championship. King-Let’s not forget that he was able to do that because he was able to surprise everyone. Kris Gaffney-This week he’s not going to have that advantage. Evil Ways begin to play as the arena goes black "Its been so long Long hard days they don't say Gods change my ways Change my ways My evil ways" So I set out Cross that way Strike them down To make them pay Change their ways Their evil ways" Soon as the beginning of the song is finished, The lights begin to flicker as the song picks up it's tempo and soon Zack Parker is out on the stage. But I can't hide Ooooooo And I won't hide Oooooo Yeah! My Evil Ways. Zack looks over the arena and crowd, sighs deeply and begins to make his way towards the ring I found out The hate grow cold The god rise up Damn my soul Cause I aint change Change my ways I aint change Zack rolls into the ring and gets to his feet as he looks over his opponent and then stares out at the crowd as the song ends. JR-Zack Parker knows a thing or two about the TV championship. King-I’m sure that he’s looking to get another shot at it. Kris Gaffney-I’m sure he is. And beating someone that is line for the shot could help. [Sythe and Zack Parker stand in the middle of the ring as the bell rings. Zack Parker goes for a fist to the face, and Sythe ducks under, and he runs to the ropes, and he jumps on the second rope, and spring boards off, and he connects with a flying knee to the face that puts down Zack Parker. Parker gets up holding his face. Sythe picks up Zack Parker and puts him down with a body slam. Sythe drops a elbow to the downed Zack Parker. Sythe goes into the cover on Zack Parker. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2….KICK OUT by Zack Parker. Sythe knowing that he is only starting hits a few stomps on the downed Zack Parker. Sythe grabs Zack Parker and he attempts to whip Zack Parker, Zack Parker bounces off of the ropes. Sythe goes for a standing clothesline, but Zack Parker ducks under, and he continues to the other side of the ring. Zack Parker bounces off of the ropes, but he gets blasted with a sick kick that puts down Zack Parker. Parker goes down on the mat. Sythe goes into the cover on Zack Parker. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2….KICK OUT by Zack Parker. Sythe hits a few stomps on the downed Zack Parker.] JR-Sythe has come out strong against Zack Parker. King-He wants to gain momentum for his future title shot. Kris Gaffney-Hopefully he knows that he can only do that by winning. [Zack Parker stays down. Sythe climbs up to the top rope, and he is up to the top rope, he goes for his finisher, but Zack Parker moves out of the way. Sythe crashes down on the mat. Zack Parker grabs a hold of him, and drives him down on the mat with a snap DDT that puts him down on the mat. Both Sythe and Zack Parker are down on the mat. The ref starts his standing ten count. The ref counts 1……………2…………..3…………4………..5] JR-Zack Parker makes a come back. King-The question is whether or not he has enough to take advantage of it. [Both wrestlers get up about 8. Parker goes for a clothesline, Sythe ducks under, and he connects with a roundhouse kick to the side of the head. Sythe kicks him in the gut, and he sets him up, and he drops him with the Bendion Bomb!! Sythe holds Zack Parker into a pinning combination. The ref counts 1………….2………….3!!] JR-Sythe gets the victory with the Bendion Bomb. King-Guess he doesn’t need the element of surprise after all. (“Judas” blasts on the PA system. Troy Gafgen and Tony Ikeda walks out on the stage with AJ Lee skipping around them. They enter the ring.) JR-Still one of the most odd teams. King-Seeing how much Tony hates Troy Gafgen. Kris Gaffney-I think he’s lying. As the lights go out the opening licks to Entrance Song by The Black Angels reverberates throughout the arena. Smoke begins to shoot up from the ramp and a random set of technicolor lights begins to flash poetically throughout the arena. Mr. Psychedelic Branden Leno smoothly walks through the smokescreen. Wearing some aviator sunglasses, light acid wash jeans and a technicolored paisley shirt he looks around the arena with a smile on his face. He casually walks down the ramp, smiling and dipping his sunglasses to get a good look at the crowd. He reaches the ring floor and jumps on the apron before taking a second to look at the crowd again, nodding his head to the music. He goes through the ropes and gets on to the second rope, raising his arms to his sides, nodding at the crowd with a smile on his face. Orange looks around the arena, slowly pulls one hand out of his pocket and holds it just above his bellybutton and gives a lazy thumbs up before making his way down the ramp with his hands back into his pockets. Once at the ring, he slowly rolls under the ropes all the way to the middle of the ring where he does a kip-up with his hands still in his pocket. He walks to his corner giving a lazy thumbs up waiting for the match to begin.) King-I’d point this team is kind of odd too…but I don’t care! Kris Gaffney-Exactly why it’s not. JR-Whatever brings a team together I suppose. [Tony Ikeda and Orange Reign wait for the bell to ring. Orange Reign falls back on the ropes, and takes a nap to get ready for the match ahead. This doesn’t please Tony Ikeda at all. The bell rings. Tony Ikeda runs at Orange Reign, Orange Reigh takes him down with a drop toe hold that sends him flying into the top rope. Tony Ikeda stumbles out of the ropes, Orange Reign puts on a very lazy arm bar, Tony Ikeda throws him off. Orange Reign fly’s towards the corner. Tony Ikeda dives towards him, and Orange Reign moves out of the way. Tony Ikeda goes flying into the top rope, and Tony Ikeda staggers out of the corner, and Orange Reign had run towards the corner, and he comes off of the ropes, and he connects with a flying front drop kick. Orange Reign waits for Tony Ikeda to get up to his feet. Orange Reign picks up Tony Ikeda, and he puts him down with a body slam. Orange Reign goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope, and he measures up on Tony Ikeda. Orange Reign hurls himself off of the top rope, and he connects with a lazy splash. Orange Reign just dead weights there into a pinning combination on Tony Ikeda. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2….KICK OUT by Tony Ikeda!! Orange Reign makes the tag to Brandon Leno as he’s going to take a nap on the apron.] JR-The team of Orange and Leno are keeping the fresh man in. King-Freshly squeezed? Kris Gaffney-Maybe. [Brandon Leno picks up Tony Ikeda, and he puts him over his shoulder, but Tony Ikeda is able to struggle out of the back. Tony Ikeda makes the tag to Troy Gafgen. Troy Gafgen gets into the ring, and he runs towards Brandon Leno, and he knocks him down with a running forearm shot to the face that knocks down. Troy Gafgen waits and meets Brandon Leno connect with a forearm shot to the face that knocks him backwards. Troy Gafgen whips him to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Troy Gafgen lowers his head, and he connects with a flying big back body drop that sends him flying through the air. He is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Troy Gafgen ducks under a wild fist, and he hooks him, and he puts him down into the mat with a chaos maker that puts him down on the mat with the chaos maker. Troy Gafgen goes into the cover on Brandon Leno. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………..2……..KICK OUT by Brandon Leno!! Troy Gafgen gets up to his feet, and he see’s that Brandon Leno is in the corner. Troy Gafgen runs otwards the corner, and he connects with a splash in the corner. Troy Gafgen backs out of the corner. Brandon Leno stumbles out of the corner. Troy Gafgen lifts up Brandon Leno. Troy Gafgen drops Brandon Leno into a pinning combination. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2…..KICK OUT by Brandon Leno.] JR-Brandon Leno was able to kick out of the pinning combination. King-Think that Orange Reign noticed this? Kris Gaffney-I’m not sure if he has a focused mode or not. [Brandon Leno is able to move in a way to put Troy Gafgen into the acid trip!! Troy Gafgen looks like he’s struggling not to tap. Finally at the last moment Troy Gafgen is able to lift up Brandon Leno, and he thorws him right into Orange Reign. Orange Reign falls off of the apron. Brandon Leno stumbles around, and Troy Gafgen hits the Mental Maelstrom. Brandon Leno is out. Troy Gafgen goes into the cover on Leno. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2…………….3!!] JR-Troy Gafgen wins this match for his team. Kris Gaffney-Leno has had two back to back losses now. (“Radio” blast son the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage with his web camera. He walks to the ring. "You Dont See the Signs" by Mark B & Blade pumps out of the events music system and Jack “British Buffalo” Wiltshire wearing a leather coat over his custom ‘100% British Beef’ on the back and Union Jack Flag with ‘Buffalo’ on front T-Shirt and black jeans walks out no nonsense and focused down to the ring walking up the steps and stepping over top rope walks to each corner in turn standing on middle rope looking over crowd.) JR-This team is a result of the wild card battle royal. King-If it was a person, Wrestlemania 15 would be extremely happy that they remember that match. Kris Gaffney-Anyway we can remember Test. We hear the gentle sounds of a music box eerily creep throughout the arena growing more ominous, as Lux Aeterna Tenebrosi Stellata plays. Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen…. Brace yourselves! Smoke crawls across the canvas surrounding everyone in the ring, at ringside and the front row of the audience. Grace walks out into the middle of the stage smiling ear to ear as the arena lights flicker again, through the strobe we see The Wretched Nobody appear from nowhere. Ring Announcer: Making her way down the aisle the lovely, and loathsome Morose Rose - Miss Macabre, herself, Grace Brutal! Her Dark Star hails from The Danvers State Lunatic Asylum, Salem Massachusetts and at Six Foot Eleven inches tall – at Four Hundred and Twenty Pounds he is… the four Time EMF Heavyweight Champion of the Woooooorld! THE WRETCHED NOBODY! Nobody slithers under the bottom rope, and slides back sitting in the corner. Nobody reaches for the top rope and pulls himself back to his feet. He rolls his neck and glares hard at the floor as he rocks from side to side in his corner. (“I’m better than you and you know it” Is said over the loud speakers right before Lamb Of God- “Overlord” hits. The crowd erupts in boos as the lighting begins to flash green and gold. The ramp fills with images of money as Azar Vulcan steps out from the back with a smug grin on his face. He stops atop of the ramp laughing at the fans.) Announcer: Ladies and gentleman, making his way to the ring, weighing in at 215 pounds and standing 5’11”. He is The Best In The World, Azar “Mastermind” Vulcan! (He puts a left fist into the air and makes his way down the ramp. He pretends as if he’s going to fist bump the fans, but gives them the middle finger instead and laughs. He stops at the ring, jumps up onto the outside ring apron, grabs the top rope and leaps right up over the top rope, spins in the ring with his arms out and stops in the center of the ring. He holds his hands out cockily taking in all of the fans boos, slams his hands down to his crotch in an X formation and then puts two middle fingers up before walking into his corner and relaxing against the ring post with a smug grin as he awaits his match to begin.) JR-Speaking of odd teams… King-Only they joined together willingly. Kris Gaffney-They were fighting each other, and now are a team. King-Guess they recognize the skills. [Jack Wiltshire and The Wretched Nobody stand in the middle of the ring. The Wretched Nobody stares down Jack Wiltshire as the bell rings Jack Wiltshire takes a few swings at the Wretched Nobody attempting to effect the big man. The Wretched Nobody head moves, but it doesn’t seem to effect the former world champion. Finally the Wretched Nobody grabs Jack Wiltshire, and he throws him hard into the ropes, and Jack bounces off of the ropes. The Wretched Nobody floors Jack Wiltshire with a hard fist to the face. Jack Wiltshire gets up to his feet, and he gets driven into the corner, and he connects with a shoulder block to the gut, and he hits another one, and then another one. The Wretched Nobody hurls Jack Wiltshire with a hip toss. The Wretched Nobody makes the tag to Azar Vulcan, Azar Vulcan measures up on Jack Wiltshire, and hits a running knee that puts down Jack Wiltshire. Azar Vulcan goes into the cover on Jack Wiltshire. The ref goes into position to make the count, the ref counts 1……………2…KICK OUT by Jack Wiltshire. Azar Vulcan grabs Jack Wiltshire, and he throws him into the corner, and he connects with a few knees into the gut that stuns Jack Wiltshire, Azar Vulcan brings Jack out of the corner, and he whips him to the ropes. Jack bounces off of the ropes, and he connects with a flying knee to the face that puts down Jack Wiltshire.] JR-Jack Wiltshire has to get to his corner. Kris Gaffney-I’m sure that Ryder is thinking that. King- Or he’s thinking that he can really do something with that ramp way footage. [Azar Vulcan lifts up Jack Wiltshire, and he goes for a brain buster, but Jack Wiltshire is able to land behind Azar Vulcan. Azar Vulcan is able to shift his weight, and he lands behind Azar, and Jack makes the tag to Zack Ryder. Azar goes to attack Ryder, but Ryder is able to counter with a forearm shot ot the face that knocks him backwards. Zack Ryder steps inside of the ring, and knocks down Azar Vulcan with a running forearm shot to the face that knocks down Azar Vulcan. Azar Vulcan gets up to his feet, and he hits a kick to the gut that doubles him over, and he sets him up, and he hits a vertical suplex. Zack Ryder hits a few stomps on the dowend Azar Vulcan. Zack Ryder picks up Azar Vulcan. Zack Ryder whips him to the ropes. Azar Vulcan bounces off of the ropes. Zack Ryder hits a standing drop kick that connects on Azar Vulcan. Jack Wiltshire asks for the tag. Zack Ryder makes the tag to Jack Wiltshire. Jack Wiltshire steps inside of the ring, and he quickly kicks Azar Vulcan in the gut, and he plants him down into the mat with a DDT. Jack Wiltshire pushes him on to his back Jack Wiltshire goes into the cover on Azar Vulcan. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………….2………….KICK OUT by Azar Vulcan!!] JR-Almost three. King-This team of Ryder and Wiltshire might have been more of a challenge for Azar and Wretch than expected. Kris Gaffney-You always need to watch out for those teams that don’t seem to be the perfect tag team partners. King-Unless it’s Road Dogg and X-Pac, because their perfect in every way. [Azar Vulcan is slow to get up to his feet. Jack Wiltshire goes for a running boot to the face. Azar moves out of the way. The Wretched Nobody connects with a forearm shot to the face of Jack. Jack turns around right into the Money Maker by Azar Vulcan. Ryder tries to get into the ring, but he’s meant with a trephination by the Wretched Nobody which makes him fall out of the ring. Azar goes into the cover on Jack. The ref counts 1…………..2…………..3!!] JR-Jack taking a few more steps than was necessary cost him. King-That’s also why experience is so important. (The Wretched Nobody and Azar stand victorious in the ring as Shockwave goes off the air.)

EMF: Shockwave

JR - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Ricky Vegas!!!

Ricky comes onto the ramp with a huge grin, accompanied by Miss Meadows and a pair of nameless showgirls. On occasion, he will toss commemorative casino chips into the crowd. Once arriving at the ring, Miss Meadows will instruct the showgirls to wait backstage.

JR - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds,, JOB Mysterio!!! (crowd cheers **)

[("Booyaka JOB" blasts on the PA system as JOB Mysterio pops out of the stage, and keeps going. He is stuck in the roof, we go to commercial, and come back with JOB in the ring)

Ricky Vegas tests out the ropes. Earl Hebner checks JOB Mysterio's boots and knee pads. (ding, ding, ding) Ricky Vegas executes a huge gutbuster on JOB Mysterio. JOB Mysterio gets up. JOB Mysterio hits a jumping elbow hrust on Ricky Vegas. JOB Mysterio goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps Ricky Vegas. Ricky Vegas gets back to his feet. Ricky Vegas uses a closed fist on JOB Mysterio. Ricky Vegas hiptosses JOB Mysterio. JOB Mysterio gets up. JOB Mysterio executes the twisting moonsault on to Ricky Vegas. JOB Mysterio gets up. JOB Mysterio drags Ricky Vegas to the floor. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) JOB Mysterio throws a chair at Ricky Vegas. (..2) JOB Mysterio hits Ricky Vegas with an elbowdrop. JOB Mysterio moves back to his feet. Ricky Vegas is up again. (...3) Ricky Vegas jabs JOB Mysterio. (....4) JOB Mysterio executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Ricky Vegas. (.....5) They head back into the ring. JOB Mysterio hits Ricky Vegas with an elbowdrop. JOB Mysterio gets up. Ricky Vegas stands up. JOB Mysterio places Ricky Vegas on the top turnbuckle and executes the German suplex, that has to hurt! JOB Mysterio jumps and elbow smashes the lying Ricky Vegas. Now JOB Mysterio standing. JOB Mysterio hits Ricky Vegas with a moonsault after springboarding off of the second rope. JOB Mysterio stands up. Ricky Vegas sets JOB Mysterio up DDTs him into the mat. JOB Mysterio moves back to his feet. JOB Mysterio hits the mat. Ricky Vegas executes a neck breaker. Ricky Vegas goes for the leg of JOB Mysterio, and locks on the Black Jack. JOB Mysterio yells in extreme pain. He tries to reach the ropes, but just before he can grab it, he drags him back towards the center the ring. JOB Mysterio taps out. Ricky Vegas wins via submission.

JR - The winner of this match, Ricky Vegas!!!

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen)

(The lights are turned off as pyrotechnics blasts on the stage. The lights turn on and fans yell, and wave their signs. The camera zooms around the crowd a few times. Then it zooms out to display the location information. Before getting one final shot of the crowd.)

JR-Tonight the EMF comes to you live from New Jersey. Welcome to another edition of Saturday Shockwave. Hello and welcome, I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross. I’m joined by Jerry “the King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney.

King-Tonight we see the tag team division come alive.

Kris Gaffney-I’m sure that the tag team champions are going to be paying attention.

King-Other than Logan Riley…who is probably too busy turning left!

JR-Let’s get started with the first match of the evening

(“Fight Owens Fight” blasts on the PA system. Kevin Owens and R-Truth walk to the stage, and they step inside of the ring.)

JR-This veteran team is looking to gain their first tag team championship reign.

King-However that’s not going to be easy.

Kris Gaffney-Even if they win the final match, then they have to face the champions, let’s say not many people have had much success.

(“The Duck Song” blasts on the system. Kenny Omegrape doesn’t walk out on the stage, instead he jumps from a trap door in the ring along with a grape. The grape falls on his head. Shinseke does various hand gestures.)

JR-…..

King-That’s all we need to say.

[Kevin Owens and Kenny Omegrape lock up. Kevin Owens backs up Kenny Omegrape. Kenny Omegrape gets pushed into the corner. The ref counts to 4, and he backs out of the corner, and he attempts to attack Kenny Omegrape. Kenny Omegrape is able to duck under, and he connects with a few fists to the face that rocks Kevin Owens in the corner. Kenny Omegrape brings him out of the corner, and he whips him ot the ropes. Kevin Owens bounces off of the ropes, and he connects with a back elbow to the face that knocks down Kevin Owens. Kevin Owens attempts to get up quickly, but he is quickly head locked, and he puts on the pressure on Kevin Owens. Kevin Owens picks up Kenny Omegrape, and he attempts to pick him up for a belly to belly suplex, but Kenny Omegrape is able to counter by rolling out of the back. Kenny Omegrape waits as Kevin Owens turns around, and Kenny Omegrape hits a jaw breaker on Kevin Owens. Kenny Omegrape measures up on Kevin Owens, and he connects with Willy Wonka's Fruit-Flavored Gobstopper. This drops Kevin Owens. Kenny Omegrape goes into the cover on Kevin Owens. The ref dives into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……….2…KICK OUT by Kevin Owens. Kenny Omegrape makes the tag to Shinseke Nakamango. Shinseke hits a few kicks to the ribs of Kevin Owens, and he whips him ot the ropes, and he hits a jumping heel kick that drops Kevin Owens.]

JR-The Melon Club is controlling this match.

King-That’s because the Melon Gods wanted it.

Kris Gaffney-What if the tide turns here?

King-Then the Melon Gods want a competitive match!

[Shinseke Nakamango goes to hit a kick to the head of Kevin Owens. Kevin Owens ducks under, and he pushes Nakamango to the ropes. Nakamango bounces off of the ropes, and he connects with a spinning spine buster. Kevin Owens crawls towards the corner as R-Truth waits for R-Truth reaches for the tag. Kevin Owens is almost there….Kevin Owens makes the tag to R-Truth. R-Truth comes into the ring, and he connects with a side kick to the face of Shinseke Nakamango.]

JR-R-Truth comes in to help the X-Force cause.

King-Wade Wilson is a fan.

Kris Gaffney-It’s not sexist like the X-Men.

[R-Truth waits for Nakamango to get up to his feet. He kicks him in the gut, and he runs to the ropes. And he goes for the scissors kick, but Nakamango moves out of the way, and he throws him to the ropes, he hits into Kevin Owens when he’s out of his corner.. Nakamango makes the tag to Kenny Omegrape. Kenny Omegrape drops him with the geese oil. Kenny Omegrape goes into the cover on R-Truth. The ref counts 1………….2………….3!]

JR-X-Force had a miscommunication, and it cost them.

King-The only miscommication is that the Melon Gods we’re a fan of everything.

(“Cult of personality” blasts on the PA system. CM Punk walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Normally a staff member of the BWO, CM Punk is looking to show everyone why he’s the best in the world.

King-He really wants his ice cream bars.

Kris Gaffney-He’ll get that one day.

(“Wrath and cowardice” blasts on the PA system. Syd Khatru walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Syd Khatru has been a long time enemy of Tony Ikeda.

King-It’s a BWO conspiracy.

Britt Baker-CONSPRIACY!

[CM Punk and Syd Khatru stand in the middle of the ring. CM Punk is talking trash to Syd Khatru, Syd goes for a shot to the face. But CM Punk is able ot duck under by Syd Khatru. Syd Khatru pushes him towards the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Syd Khatru connects with a running with a running forearm shot to the face that knocks down CM Punk. Syd Khatru waits for CM Punk to get up to his feet. CM Punk picks him up, and he lifts him up, and he drops him with a body slam. CM Punk gets dropped with a knee drop across the face. CM Punk holds his face. Syd Khatru picks up CM Punk he whips CM Punk off of the ropes, and CM Punk bounces off of the ropes. Syd Khatru lifts him up, and drops him with a one man flap jack that puts down CM Punk . Clearly this drives the air out of CM Punk, and he’s none too happy about it as he gets up to his feet, and he doesn’t seem too happy. He goes for a fist on Syd Khatru. Syd Khatru is able ot duck under fairly easily, and He hooks CM Punk, and drops him with the Dukkah. Syd Khatru goes into the cover on CM Punk. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2…KICK OUT by CM Punk. Syd Khatru calls for the tiger driver as Syd Khatru is starting to get up to his feet.]

JR-It looks like Syd wants to end this match right here.

Kris Gaffney-We’ll see if it’s too early or not.

King-That’s always a question.

[Syd Khatru waits for CM Punk. He kicks CM Punk for the Tiger Driver set up, but before he can execute it. CM Punk is able to spin out of it. Syd Khatru goes for a running clohtelsine. CM Punk ducks under, and Syd Khatru bounces off of the ropes. Syd Khatru gets hit with a leg lariat that puts him down. Syd Khatru gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Syd Khatru falls back into the corner, and CM Punk runs towards the corner, and CM Punk connects with a running knee to the face. CM Punk turns around, and he hooks Syd Khatru, and he runs out of the corner, and he connects with a running bulldog out of the corner.]

JR-CM Punk might have the advantage here.

King-I’m sure that he’ll never let him hear the end of it if he wins this match.

Kris Gaffney-After all Punk is a part of the BWO staff.

[CM Punk waits for Syd Khatru to get up to his feet. CM Punk picks up Syd for the GTS, but Syd is able to struggle out of the back. Syd Khatru kicks him in the gut, and he sets him up, and drops CM Punk for the Tiger Driver 91!! Syd Khatru goes into the cover on CM Punk. The ref counts 1……….2…….3!!]

JR-Syd Khatru was able to find an opening to get the victory.

King-I’m guessing that he heard us.

Kris Gaffney-Good chance.

(Lights out, crowd waits in anticipation and then erupt in both boos and cheers for The Irish God when green smoke fills the dark arena and a spotlight shines at the top of the ramp, all when SinÃ©ad O'Connor & The Chieftains - The Foggy Dew plays throughout the arena. From the back, arms out and swinging cockily comes walking the Irish God, Lugus Cuhullin. He stops atop the ramp with his hands by his side and face looking to the ground and he raises his fists slowly making an X above his head. The Irish God slams his fists down and fireworks shoot from the ramp and lights flash green as The Irish God does quick shadowboxing with each strike fireworks shooting from the stage. He looks to the ring with his cocky smile.)

JR-Lugus was not able to regain the Extreme Championship.

King-I can’t imagine how many FOOK’s were said due to this development.

Kris Gaffney-FOOOOOOK!

(The lights turn off. Lighting strikes. The theme "crow" starts to play. Vulture walks out. He stares down at his opponent at the top of the stage as the lightning continues to flash. He walks down to the ring side area, and he steps over the top rope. He waits for the bell.)

JR-Vulture is a powerhouse.

King-He also seems to enjoy poetry.

Kris Gaffney-I’m not against it.

[Vulture stand in the middle of the ring. Lugus Cuhullion stares him down. Lugus yells “FOOOOOOOOK”. He runs towards Vulture, but he is taken down with a shoulder block. Vulture grabs Lugus Cuhullion, and he grabs his arm, and he connects with a few shoulder blocks, and then another one, and then he answers with a short arm clothesline that puts down Lugus Cuhullion. Vulture picks up Lugus Cuhullion, and he whips him to the ropes. Lugus bounces off of the ropes. Vulture goes for a big boot to the face. Lugus Cuhullion is able to duck under this and continue to the other side of the ring, and he bounces off of the other side, thinking that he might be able to catch Vulture off guard Lugus runs extra fast towards, but Vulture surprises him reacting faster than expected. Vulture picks him up, and puts him down with a spinning spine buster on Lugus Cuhullion. Vulture picks up Lugus Cuhullion. Vulture hits a back elbow to the side of the face. Lugus Cuhullion gets picked up over Vulture’s shoulder, but he is able to struggle out of the back. Lugus Cuhullion staggers, but before he can mount any offense. Vulture connects with a running boot to the side of the face. Lugus Cuhullion goes down on the mat with a running big boot. Vulture goes into the cover on Lugus Cuhullion. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2……..KICK OUT by Lugus Cuhullion!!]

JR-Lugus was caught off guard.

King-Despite being big, Vulture does have a lot of speed too.

Kris Gaffney-That much is for certain.

[Lugus Cuhullion gets picked up by Vulture, and he lifts him up, and he goes for a vertical suplex position. Lugus Cuhullion as he’s picked up shifts his weight, and he lands on the other side of Vulture. Lugus Cuhullion is able to connect with a roundhouse kick to the side of the face. Vulture turns around. Lugus Cuhullion hits a release german suplex on Vulture. Lugus Cuhullion runs to the ropes, and he jumps on the ropes, and he connects with a spring board moon sault into a pin on Vulture. The ref counts 1…………..2…KICK OUT by Vulture with authority!!]

JR-Lugus didn’t expect that power.

King-You don’t mess with Vulture, he’ll beat you and everyone that you love.

Kris Gaffney-Why?

King-BECAUSE HE’S BATMAN!!

[Lugus gets up to his feet, and he runs towards Vulture. Vulture hits a big boot on Lugus. Lugus sets him up. Lugus gets picked up, hooked, lifted, and dropped with the bone collector!! Vulture goes into the cover on Lugus. The ref counts 1………….2………..3!!]

JR-Vulture gets the victory.

King- Lugus certainly didn’t see that one coming.

The song Attitude by the Misfits hits the loudspeakers. A montage of Sythe's most hardcore moments hits the big screen. Sythe runs out with a series of green pyrotechnics..CHYOO-CHYOO-CHYOO..firing into the air. He plays air guitar on the whiskey bottle he's holding before ceremoniously turning it up for the crowd. He high fives a few fans before heading down the ramp to the ring.

JR-Last week Sythe was able to win a contendership for the TV championship.

King-Let’s not forget that he was able to do that because he was able to surprise everyone.

Kris Gaffney-This week he’s not going to have that advantage.

Evil Ways begin to play as the arena goes black "Its been so long
Long hard days
they don't say
Gods change my ways
Change my ways
My evil ways"

So I set out
Cross that way
Strike them down
To make them pay
Change their ways
Their evil ways"

Soon as the beginning of the song is finished, The lights begin to flicker as the song picks up it's tempo and soon Zack Parker is out on the stage.

But I can't hide
Ooooooo
And I won't hide
Oooooo Yeah!
My Evil Ways.

Zack looks over the arena and crowd, sighs deeply and begins to make his way towards the ring

I found out
The hate grow cold
The god rise up
Damn my soul
Cause I aint change
Change my ways
I aint change

Zack rolls into the ring and gets to his feet as he looks over his opponent and then stares out at the crowd as the song ends.

JR-Zack Parker knows a thing or two about the TV championship.

King-I’m sure that he’s looking to get another shot at it.

Kris Gaffney-I’m sure he is. And beating someone that is line for the shot could help.

[Sythe and Zack Parker stand in the middle of the ring as the bell rings. Zack Parker goes for a fist to the face, and Sythe ducks under, and he runs to the ropes, and he jumps on the second rope, and spring boards off, and he connects with a flying knee to the face that puts down Zack Parker. Parker gets up holding his face. Sythe picks up Zack Parker and puts him down with a body slam. Sythe drops a elbow to the downed Zack Parker. Sythe goes into the cover on Zack Parker. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2….KICK OUT by Zack Parker. Sythe knowing that he is only starting hits a few stomps on the downed Zack Parker. Sythe grabs Zack Parker and he attempts to whip Zack Parker, Zack Parker bounces off of the ropes. Sythe goes for a standing clothesline, but Zack Parker ducks under, and he continues to the other side of the ring. Zack Parker bounces off of the ropes, but he gets blasted with a sick kick that puts down Zack Parker. Parker goes down on the mat. Sythe goes into the cover on Zack Parker. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2….KICK OUT by Zack Parker. Sythe hits a few stomps on the downed Zack Parker.]

JR-Sythe has come out strong against Zack Parker.

King-He wants to gain momentum for his future title shot.

Kris Gaffney-Hopefully he knows that he can only do that by winning.

[Zack Parker stays down. Sythe climbs up to the top rope, and he is up to the top rope, he goes for his finisher, but Zack Parker moves out of the way. Sythe crashes down on the mat. Zack Parker grabs a hold of him, and drives him down on the mat with a snap DDT that puts him down on the mat. Both Sythe and Zack Parker are down on the mat. The ref starts his standing ten count. The ref counts 1……………2…………..3…………4………..5]

JR-Zack Parker makes a come back.

King-The question is whether or not he has enough to take advantage of it.

[Both wrestlers get up about 8. Parker goes for a clothesline, Sythe ducks under, and he connects with a roundhouse kick to the side of the head. Sythe kicks him in the gut, and he sets him up, and he drops him with the Bendion Bomb!! Sythe holds Zack Parker into a pinning combination. The ref counts 1………….2………….3!!]

JR-Sythe gets the victory with the Bendion Bomb.

King-Guess he doesn’t need the element of surprise after all.

(“Judas” blasts on the PA system. Troy Gafgen and Tony Ikeda walks out on the stage with AJ Lee skipping around them. They enter the ring.)

JR-Still one of the most odd teams.

King-Seeing how much Tony hates Troy Gafgen.

Kris Gaffney-I think he’s lying.

As the lights go out the opening licks to Entrance Song by The Black Angels reverberates throughout the arena. Smoke begins to shoot up from the ramp and a random set of technicolor lights begins to flash poetically throughout the arena. Mr. Psychedelic Branden Leno smoothly walks through the smokescreen. Wearing some aviator sunglasses, light acid wash jeans and a technicolored paisley shirt he looks around the arena with a smile on his face. He casually walks down the ramp, smiling and dipping his sunglasses to get a good look at the crowd. He reaches the ring floor and jumps on the apron before taking a second to look at the crowd again, nodding his head to the music. He goes through the ropes and gets on to the second rope, raising his arms to his sides, nodding at the crowd with a smile on his face.

Orange looks around the arena, slowly pulls one hand out of his pocket and holds it just above his bellybutton and gives a lazy thumbs up before making his way down the ramp with his hands back into his pockets. Once at the ring, he slowly rolls under the ropes all the way to the middle of the ring where he does a kip-up with his hands still in his pocket. He walks to his corner giving a lazy thumbs up waiting for the match to begin.)

King-I’d point this team is kind of odd too…but I don’t care!

Kris Gaffney-Exactly why it’s not.

JR-Whatever brings a team together I suppose.

[Tony Ikeda and Orange Reign wait for the bell to ring. Orange Reign falls back on the ropes, and takes a nap to get ready for the match ahead. This doesn’t please Tony Ikeda at all. The bell rings. Tony Ikeda runs at Orange Reign, Orange Reigh takes him down with a drop toe hold that sends him flying into the top rope. Tony Ikeda stumbles out of the ropes, Orange Reign puts on a very lazy arm bar, Tony Ikeda throws him off. Orange Reign fly’s towards the corner. Tony Ikeda dives towards him, and Orange Reign moves out of the way. Tony Ikeda goes flying into the top rope, and Tony Ikeda staggers out of the corner, and Orange Reign had run towards the corner, and he comes off of the ropes, and he connects with a flying front drop kick. Orange Reign waits for Tony Ikeda to get up to his feet. Orange Reign picks up Tony Ikeda, and he puts him down with a body slam. Orange Reign goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope, and he measures up on Tony Ikeda. Orange Reign hurls himself off of the top rope, and he connects with a lazy splash. Orange Reign just dead weights there into a pinning combination on Tony Ikeda. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2….KICK OUT by Tony Ikeda!! Orange Reign makes the tag to Brandon Leno as he’s going to take a nap on the apron.]

JR-The team of Orange and Leno are keeping the fresh man in.

King-Freshly squeezed?

Kris Gaffney-Maybe.

[Brandon Leno picks up Tony Ikeda, and he puts him over his shoulder, but Tony Ikeda is able to struggle out of the back. Tony Ikeda makes the tag to Troy Gafgen. Troy Gafgen gets into the ring, and he runs towards Brandon Leno, and he knocks him down with a running forearm shot to the face that knocks down. Troy Gafgen waits and meets Brandon Leno connect with a forearm shot to the face that knocks him backwards. Troy Gafgen whips him to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Troy Gafgen lowers his head, and he connects with a flying big back body drop that sends him flying through the air. He is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Troy Gafgen ducks under a wild fist, and he hooks him, and he puts him down into the mat with a chaos maker that puts him down on the mat with the chaos maker. Troy Gafgen goes into the cover on Brandon Leno. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………..2……..KICK OUT by Brandon Leno!! Troy Gafgen gets up to his feet, and he see’s that Brandon Leno is in the corner. Troy Gafgen runs otwards the corner, and he connects with a splash in the corner. Troy Gafgen backs out of the corner. Brandon Leno stumbles out of the corner. Troy Gafgen lifts up Brandon Leno. Troy Gafgen drops Brandon Leno into a pinning combination. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2…..KICK OUT by Brandon Leno.]

JR-Brandon Leno was able to kick out of the pinning combination.

King-Think that Orange Reign noticed this?

Kris Gaffney-I’m not sure if he has a focused mode or not.

[Brandon Leno is able to move in a way to put Troy Gafgen into the acid trip!! Troy Gafgen looks like he’s struggling not to tap. Finally at the last moment Troy Gafgen is able to lift up Brandon Leno, and he thorws him right into Orange Reign. Orange Reign falls off of the apron. Brandon Leno stumbles around, and Troy Gafgen hits the Mental Maelstrom. Brandon Leno is out. Troy Gafgen goes into the cover on Leno. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2…………….3!!]

JR-Troy Gafgen wins this match for his team.

Kris Gaffney-Leno has had two back to back losses now.

(“Radio” blast son the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage with his web camera. He walks to the ring. "You Dont See the Signs" by Mark B & Blade pumps out of the events music system and Jack “British Buffalo” Wiltshire wearing a leather coat over his custom ‘100% British Beef’ on the back and Union Jack Flag with ‘Buffalo’ on front T-Shirt and black jeans walks out no nonsense and focused down to the ring walking up the steps and stepping over top rope walks to each corner in turn standing on middle rope looking over crowd.)

JR-This team is a result of the wild card battle royal.

King-If it was a person, Wrestlemania 15 would be extremely happy that they remember that match.

Kris Gaffney-Anyway we can remember Test.

We hear the gentle sounds of a music box eerily creep throughout the arena growing more ominous, as Lux Aeterna Tenebrosi Stellata plays.

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen…. Brace yourselves!

Smoke crawls across the canvas surrounding everyone in the ring, at ringside and the front row of the audience. Grace walks out into the middle of the stage smiling ear to ear as the arena lights flicker again, through the strobe we see The Wretched Nobody appear from nowhere.

Ring Announcer: Making her way down the aisle the lovely, and loathsome Morose Rose - Miss Macabre, herself, Grace Brutal! Her Dark Star hails from The Danvers State Lunatic Asylum, Salem Massachusetts and at Six Foot Eleven inches tall – at Four Hundred and Twenty Pounds he is… the four Time EMF Heavyweight Champion of the Woooooorld! THE WRETCHED NOBODY!

Nobody slithers under the bottom rope, and slides back sitting in the corner. Nobody reaches for the top rope and pulls himself back to his feet. He rolls his neck and glares hard at the floor as he rocks from side to side in his corner.

(“I’m better than you and you know it” Is said over the loud speakers right before Lamb Of God- “Overlord” hits. The crowd erupts in boos as the lighting begins to flash green and gold. The ramp fills with images of money as Azar Vulcan steps out from the back with a smug grin on his face. He stops atop of the ramp laughing at the fans.)

Announcer: Ladies and gentleman, making his way to the ring, weighing in at 215 pounds and standing 5’11”. He is The Best In The World, Azar “Mastermind” Vulcan!

(He puts a left fist into the air and makes his way down the ramp. He pretends as if he’s going to fist bump the fans, but gives them the middle finger instead and laughs. He stops at the ring, jumps up onto the outside ring apron, grabs the top rope and leaps right up over the top rope, spins in the ring with his arms out and stops in the center of the ring. He holds his hands out cockily taking in all of the fans boos, slams his hands down to his crotch in an X formation and then puts two middle fingers up before walking into his corner and relaxing against the ring post with a smug grin as he awaits his match to begin.)

JR-Speaking of odd teams…

King-Only they joined together willingly.

Kris Gaffney-They were fighting each other, and now are a team.

King-Guess they recognize the skills.

[Jack Wiltshire and The Wretched Nobody stand in the middle of the ring. The Wretched Nobody stares down Jack Wiltshire as the bell rings Jack Wiltshire takes a few swings at the Wretched Nobody attempting to effect the big man. The Wretched Nobody head moves, but it doesn’t seem to effect the former world champion. Finally the Wretched Nobody grabs Jack Wiltshire, and he throws him hard into the ropes, and Jack bounces off of the ropes. The Wretched Nobody floors Jack Wiltshire with a hard fist to the face. Jack Wiltshire gets up to his feet, and he gets driven into the corner, and he connects with a shoulder block to the gut, and he hits another one, and then another one. The Wretched Nobody hurls Jack Wiltshire with a hip toss. The Wretched Nobody makes the tag to Azar Vulcan, Azar Vulcan measures up on Jack Wiltshire, and hits a running knee that puts down Jack Wiltshire. Azar Vulcan goes into the cover on Jack Wiltshire. The ref goes into position to make the count, the ref counts 1……………2…KICK OUT by Jack Wiltshire. Azar Vulcan grabs Jack Wiltshire, and he throws him into the corner, and he connects with a few knees into the gut that stuns Jack Wiltshire, Azar Vulcan brings Jack out of the corner, and he whips him to the ropes. Jack bounces off of the ropes, and he connects with a flying knee to the face that puts down Jack Wiltshire.]

JR-Jack Wiltshire has to get to his corner.

Kris Gaffney-I’m sure that Ryder is thinking that.

King- Or he’s thinking that he can really do something with that ramp way footage.

[Azar Vulcan lifts up Jack Wiltshire, and he goes for a brain buster, but Jack Wiltshire is able to land behind Azar Vulcan. Azar Vulcan is able to shift his weight, and he lands behind Azar, and Jack makes the tag to Zack Ryder. Azar goes to attack Ryder, but Ryder is able to counter with a forearm shot ot the face that knocks him backwards. Zack Ryder steps inside of the ring, and knocks down Azar Vulcan with a running forearm shot to the face that knocks down Azar Vulcan. Azar Vulcan gets up to his feet, and he hits a kick to the gut that doubles him over, and he sets him up, and he hits a vertical suplex. Zack Ryder hits a few stomps on the dowend Azar Vulcan. Zack Ryder picks up Azar Vulcan. Zack Ryder whips him to the ropes. Azar Vulcan bounces off of the ropes. Zack Ryder hits a standing drop kick that connects on Azar Vulcan. Jack Wiltshire asks for the tag. Zack Ryder makes the tag to Jack Wiltshire. Jack Wiltshire steps inside of the ring, and he quickly kicks Azar Vulcan in the gut, and he plants him down into the mat with a DDT. Jack Wiltshire pushes him on to his back Jack Wiltshire goes into the cover on Azar Vulcan. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………….2………….KICK OUT by Azar Vulcan!!]

JR-Almost three.

King-This team of Ryder and Wiltshire might have been more of a challenge for Azar and Wretch than expected.

Kris Gaffney-You always need to watch out for those teams that don’t seem to be the perfect tag team partners.

King-Unless it’s Road Dogg and X-Pac, because their perfect in every way.

[Azar Vulcan is slow to get up to his feet. Jack Wiltshire goes for a running boot to the face. Azar moves out of the way. The Wretched Nobody connects with a forearm shot to the face of Jack. Jack turns around right into the Money Maker by Azar Vulcan. Ryder tries to get into the ring, but he’s meant with a trephination by the Wretched Nobody which makes him fall out of the ring. Azar goes into the cover on Jack. The ref counts 1…………..2…………..3!!]

JR-Jack taking a few more steps than was necessary cost him.

King-That’s also why experience is so important.

(The Wretched Nobody and Azar stand victorious in the ring as Shockwave goes off the air.)