EMF: Saturday Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, and we go into the Saturday Shockwave video. Once that ends we go into the darken arena as pyrotechnics go off of the stage. The lights turn on as fans stand up, and wave their signs, some of the signs say “Victoria broke my mirror”, “I’m better than your Dad!”, and “I scare Joey Mercury”)

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, and we have quite a show for you tonight. Like always I’m good ol’ JR along side Jerry

King-Headlined by John Morrison facing the former IC champion Randy Orton.

Kris Gaffney-That might take most of the show to complete their entrances.

(“Monster” blasts on the PA system as Abyss walks to the irng, and does his usual entrance.)

JR-He is a former TV champion, and is going to be facing the current TV champion.

King-Abyss could turn things around for himself right here.

Kris Gaffney-The question is will he?

King-He has as much chance as the Rock ever getting away from Tommy Wiseau.

Kris Gaffney-That’s pretty good then…huh?

(“Walk” blasts on the PA system as Rad Hazard poses with the TV title on his way to the ring.)

JR-Since returning with a new fire, Rad Hazard has shown that he can still be a champion.

King-He certainly is impressive when he can put it together.

[Abyss and Rad Hazard cycle the ring, and Abyss charges at Rad Hazard, but Rad Hazard ducks, and Rad Hazard hits a few fists to the face of Abyss, and Abyss stumbles back, but seemly isn’t too effected as he pushes back Rad Hazard easily, and Rad Hazard bounces back to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes. Rad Hazard hits a drop kick to the leg which takes down Abyss to one knee, and Rad Hazard gets up quickly, and follow it up with a kick to the side of the head that takes down Abyss. Rad Hazard hits a few stomps on the downed Abyss who rolls away, and the ref makes Rad Hazard back up. Rad Hazard does so after some protest, and Abyss gets up in the corner, and gets up to his feet, Rad Hazard closes the gap, and Abyss gets hit with a few fists to the face, and he whips him to the opposite side turnbuckle, and he crashes into the corner, and Rad Hazard charges at Abyss, and hits a clothesline in the corner, and he sets up Abyss, and hits a bulldog out of the corner, and Rad Hazard goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1………………..2………….Abyss kicks out with authority.]

JR-What power by the monster.

King-Well, you didn’t think it would take that amount to bring down the Monster, did you?

Kris Gaffney-You never know….

[Rad Hazard looks surprised that Abyss kicked out with such authority, so he decides that it’s time to go for a high risk move as he climbs out of the ring, and on to the apron, he waits for Abyss to get up, and once he does. Abyss turns towards him, and Rad Hazard leaps through the air for a flying cross body block, but it’s caught by Abyss, Abyss shakes his head a few moments, and then he hits a fall away slam. Abyss takes a few moments to rest up, and once he gets up to his feet, Rad Hazard had already stumbled up, and thrown a wild fist to the face, which Abyss blocks, and returns with a head butt. This takes down Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard gets picked up by Abyss, and whips Rad Hazard to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and he lowers his head, and hits a big back body drop that sends Rad Hazard through the air, and crashing down on the mat. Rad Hazard stumbles up to his feet, and he falls into the corner, and abyss hits a avalauche, Abyss backs up, and Abyss waits as Rad Hazard comes towards him, and Abyss picks up Rad Hazard, and hits the shock treatment, and goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1………..2……….kick out.]

JR-Give Rad Hazard a lot of credit, he is not backing down.

Kris Gaffney-Well…Rad never has been known to quit.

[Abyss picks up Rad Hazard, and puts him over his shoulder, and charges at the corner, but Rad Hazard slides out of the back of Abyss, and pushes Abyss right into the ring post. Abyss pulls himself out of the corner, and Rad Hazard rolls up Abyss in a pinning combination with a bridge, and the ref counts the 1………….2………..3!]

JR-Rad Hazard did it.

King-That was out of no where.

(“All The Things She Said” blasts on the PA system as Victoria walks to the ring, and she steps inside of the ring, and poses.)

JR-This is a very…strange woman.

King-Well…sure she could do worse.

Kris Gaffney-MUCH WORSE!!

(“Bodies” blasts on the PA system as Marina walks to the ring, and she steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Marina has been on a great streak as of late, and have been getting wins over diva’s who have always been an issue for her.

King-Now it’s not time to start that again with Victoria.

Kris Gaffney-Actually…you never know….if she stays around longer, she could start les-ing out with a prom queen.

King-Oh…right…

[Marina and Victoria stare down at each other, Victoria suddenly out of no where hits a slap on Marina. Marina doesn’t know how to react for a moment, so she does what comes natural, and nails Victoria with a hard fist that knocks Victoria on her ass. She gets up holding her face. Marina twists Victoria arm, and Marina puts Victoria in an arm bar, and to make sure that she gets some sort of leverage advantage, she hits a few clubbing blows to the arm. Victoria falls to one knee, and Marina holds on the pressure, and Victoria gets up to her feet, and she backs Marina to the ropes trying to find a way out of the hold, and once she gets to the ropes, she is able to get her knee into the gut. This breaks up the hold, and Victoria stumbles backwards, and Victoria looks angry after being able to shake off the pain, and she charges at Marina. Marina hits a back body drop that sends Victoria over the top rope, but Victoria is able to land on her feet, Marina turns around, and charges at Victoria, and hits a baseball slide that takes out the base of Victoria’s feet which sends her off of the apron, and hits her face, and Victoria falls down to the mat, and Victoria is now down on the mat. Marina rolls out of the ring, and she picks up Victoria from the mat, and throws her into the ring, and Marina rolls into the ring with her. Victoria gets up in the corner, and Marina closes the gap and hits a few shoulder blocks, and she sets up Victoria, and hits a hip toss out of the corner. Marina crashes into the mat, and slowly she gets up to her feet, and Marina hits a belly to back suplex that connects on Victoria. Marina hits a few stomps on the downed Victoria. Finally the ref makes her back up a little bit, and she does so, and Victoria gets up to her feet, only to stumble right into a set up by Marina, and she hits a inverted Russian sweep. Marina knowing that she probably won’t win like that, pulls up Victoria, but Victoria quickly gets up to her feet, and she runs to the ropes, and comes off of the ropes. But Marina counters with a standing drop kick that floors Victoria. Victoria is down on the mat, and is very slow to get up to her feet, where Marina sets up, and hits a northern lights suplex with a bridge. The ref counts the 1…………….2……………….kick out by Victoria!]

JR-Marina seems have an answer for everything that Victoria has.

King-Things are looking up for Marina.

Kris Gaffney-Well…no one waits for her opponent like Marina.

[Marina gets up, and checks with the ref to make sure that she did not get the three, and the ref confirms that it was only a two. Marina turns around, and gets kicked in the face by Victoria. Marina goes down to the mat, and Victoria falls backwards, and holds on to the ropes to keep himself from falling down to the mat, and once Marina gets up to her feet, and Marina see’s Victoria, and Victoria hits a hot shot that sends Marina flying on to the top rope, and Marina hits the top rope, and she hits her neck on the top turnbuckle. Victoria sets up Marina, and she hits a belly to back suplex on Marina. Victoria takes her time to rest up, and once she gets up to her feet, Victoria hits a few forearm shots to the face of Marina. Marina backs up near the ropes, and Victoria whips her to the ropes, and Marina bounces off of the ropes, Victoria lowers her head, and hits a back body drop that sends Marina through the air, and crashing down on the mat, and Victoria waits as Marina gets up to her feet. Victoria lifts up Marina, and hits a back breaker on Marina, Victoria is now able to rest up the rest of the way, and she Marina rolls into the corner, and once she does, Marina goes up in the corner. Victoria hits a few stomps into the gut of Marina, and she whips Marina into the other side of the ring, and Marina crashes hard into the turnbuckle, and stumbles out of the corner. Victoria picks up Marina on her shoulders, and she then hits a spinning side slam on Marina. Victoria gets up, and she looks crazed, and she turns around, and hits a standing moonsault on Marina, from there she goes into the cover on Marina, and the ref counts the 1………………….2……………….kick out by Marina. Victoria gets up, and yells at the ref, but the ref obviously won’t give up his position that it was just a two count, so Victoria turns to Marina, and looks like she is going to try to finish off the match off right now.]

JR-Victoria might sense victory here.

King-I don’t she has any senses left.

Kris Gaffney-She misses her sanity the most.

[Victoria kicks Marina in the gut, and sets her up for the Widow’s Peak, but Marina is able to get free, hooks the arms of Victoria, and performs a back slide on Victoria. The ref counts the 1…………..2……………3!]

JR-Marina won this match out of no where.

King-That’s definitely snatching victory from the jaws of defeat.

(“If you Smell” blasts on the PA system as the Rock walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-The Rock has gone through a rough time lately.

King-That’s an understatement, but it is clear he doesn’t let it get him down.

Kris Gaffney-He’s like the new Wasabi, no matter how many times he get bashed, it’s still all fun and games.

(“Bad Company” blasts on the PA system as Dewey Pond walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Dewey Pond has a chance here to possibly get back in the race for the TV title.

King-That would help his record for sure.

[The Rock and Dewey Pond face off in the middle of the ring staring down, and they throw fists to the face of Dewey Pond and the Rock. Both wrestlers aren’t moving with every punch land, but it seems that Dewey Pond after a few times is the first to blink, and Dewey Pond falls backwards as he doesn’t have an answer for the Rock, and the Rock backs Dewey Pond to the ropes, and he whips Dewey Pond off of the ropes, and Dewey Pond bounces off of the ropes. The Rock hits a spinning back elbow that knocks down Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond gets up to his feet, and Dewey Pond gets kicked by the Rock, and the Rock throws Dewey Pond into the corner by smashing his face into the top turnbuckle, and Dewey Pond gets hit a few fists to the face. The Rock hits a few fists to the face, and then at the end he hits the final one by spitting on his fist, and throws a fist that almost sends Dewey Pond out of the ring. The Rock whips Dewey Pond into the opposite corner, and Dewey Pond stumbles out of the corner, and The Rock hits a somaon drop that plants him on the mat. The Rock gets up to his feet, and hits a few stomps on the downed Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond slowly gets up to his feet, and the Rock hits a few fists to the face, and tries to whip Dewey Pond off of the ropes, but he reverses the whip, and he bounces off of the ropes. Dewey Pond goes for a clothesline that the Rock ducks under, and the Rock bounces off of the ropes, and then as Dewey Pond turns around. The Rock leaps in the air, and hits a flying clothesline that knocks down Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond slowly gets up dazed, and the Rock turns around. The Rock kicks Dewey Pond in the gut, and hits a DDT on Dewey Pond, and the Rock goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1…………………2………………..kick out by Dewey Pond. The Rock shakes his head, and the Rock hits a few stomps on the downed Dewey Pond, he picks Dewey Pond, and the Rock whips Dewey Pond off of the ropes, and Dewey Pond bounces off of the ropes, and Dewey Pond hits a kick to the face to the Rock. Dewey Pond falls backwards, and Dewey Pond charges at the Rock, and he hits the spine on the pine on Dewey Pond. The Rock shakes his head as that last kick stunned him, but the crowd is hyped as they know what is coming next as the Rock finally is ready to do his next action.]

JR-This might not be a good sign for the former multi-time champion.

King-But the Rock is a multi-time champion.

Kris Gaffney-I think he means in the EMF…

[The Rock goes over to Dewey Pond, but before he can go for the People’s elbow, Dewey Pond rolls back, and hits a kick to the face, that stumbles back the Rock. The Rock falls back to the ropes, and Dewey Pond gets up to his feet, and he charges at the Rock, and hits a running clothesline that knocks over the Rock on to the floor, and he crashes into the mat around ring side, and Dewey Pond falls back down to the mat, and takes the time to rest up. Dewey Pond gets up to his feet, and the Rock gets up to his feet, and Dewey Pond charges at the Rock on the outside, and Dewey Pond charges at the Rock, and the Rock hits a baseball slide that once again knocks down the Rock. Dewey Pond takes a few moments to rest up once again, waiting by the ropes for the Rock to get up, once he does. Dewey Pond uses the ropes to sling shots himself over the top rope, and hits a cross body block that knocks down the Rock, Dewey Pond gets up, and hits a few fists to the face. Dewey Pond throws the Rock into the ring, and the Rock is down on the mat, and the Rock slowly gets up to his feet. As this is happening, Dewey Pond climbs up to the apron, and up to the top rope, and as the Rock is up to his feet, Dewey Pond leaps off of the top rope, and hits a flying back elbow that connects on the Rock. Dewey Pond gets up to his feet, and brings up the Rock up with him, and then sets him up in power bomb position, he lifts him up, and hits a stacked power bomb. The ref counts the 1…………….2………………..kick out by the Rock! Dewey Pond doesn’t argue with the ref, Dewey Pond hits a stomp to the downed Rock, and Dewey Pond picks up the Rock, and hits a hip toss that sends the Rock flying and crashing down on the mat, and the Rock slowly gets up to his feet. Dewey Pond sets up the Rock, and hits a spinning slam on the Rock. Dewey Pond is pumping up the crowd as now it seems like Dewey Pond is ready to try to put this match away.]

JR-Dewey Pond has turned this match around.

King-I don’t think we were expecting to see this.

Kris Gaffney-I was!

[Dewey Pond picks up the Rock up, and whips him to the ropes, and the Rock bounces off of the ropes. The Rock runs through Dewey Pond with a hard clothesline that floors Dewey Pond. The Rock looks down with intensity, and then all of a sudden makes a dive out of the ring, and grabs a chair. He rolls into the ring, and the ref warns the Rock if he uses the chair he will be DQed. The Rock looks like he’s having second thoughts, until Dewey Pond gets up, and the Rock hits him with a chair DQing the Rock, and giving Dewey Pond the win, and the title shot.]

JR-Why did the Rock do that?

King-I…have no idea.

(The Rock looks focused on a single goal as he leaves the ring with the chair.)

(OOC-Yes, Pond gets the shot via DQ too. I just used the match to push storyline for the Rock too.)

(“Ain’t No Make Believe” blasts on the PA system as John Morrison walks to his ring as he goes into slow mo. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-John Morrison will be facing Firestorm very soon, but tonight he has to face the former IC champion.

King-A man that Firestorm defeated, make sense.

(“Voices” blasts on the PA system as Orton walks to the ring with his slow walk of DOOM.)

King-God…these guys take so long to get to the ring.

Kris Gaffney-Well…they want to make a point.

JR-Both have different styles, should be interesting to see who comes out on top.

[John Morrison and Randy Orton pace around the ring, and John Morrison goes for a double leg take down, but Randy Orton is able to block it somehow, and he’s able to hit a double axe handle to the top of the back of John Morrison, Morrison falls backwards in pain, and then he turns around, and Randy Orton sets up, and hits a European upper cut that takes down John Morrison. Randy Orton takes a few moments to measure up as John Morrison slowly makes his way to his feet, but it’s clear that he’s stunned, and Randy Orton is able twist his arm, and then Randy Orton holds him, and hits a few short arm shoulder blocks a few times, and then Randy Orton brings in John Morrison in, and Randy Orton sets up, and hits a northern lights suplex with a bridge, the ref counts the 1…………………2………kick out by John Morrison. John Morrison goes into the corner, and Randy Orton closes the gap between them, before John Morrison can answer back, Randy Orton hits a kick to the gut, and before the ref gets in his face. Randy Orton whips John Morrison out of the corner, and John Morrison flips in the corner, and falls on the apron on his feet, but he’s clearly stunned, he tries to get back into the ring, and Randy Orton is able to kick John Morrison in the face, and he is stunned. John Morrison hangs over the middle rope, and Randy Orton pulls him out of the ropes, and drops him on his head with an elevated DDT. John Morrison rolls out of the ring as Randy Orton rolls out of the ring, he picks up John Morrison, and hits his head on the steel steps. Randy Orton is dazed, and he throws him into the ring, and John Morrison is stunned. Randy Orton gets in the ring, and see’s Morrison had just gotten to his feet, and he picks him up to his feet, and hits a body slam on John Morrison. Randy Orton starts to hit a few stomps around the body of John Morrison, and he backs up, and hits a trademark knee drop to the face. John Morrison is in pain as he sits up in a seated position, and Randy Orton picks up John Morrison, and tries to whip him to the ropes, but it’s reversed as he bounces off of the ropes. John Morrison goes for a clothesline, but it’s ducked under by Randy Orton who hits a 3.0 back breaker.]

JR-The Viper might be thinking RKO.

King-You think the voices in his head would be more creative.

Kris Gaffney-His arm raise thing reminds me of someone now-a-days too…

[Randy Orton slowly stalks John Morrison who gets up to his feet, and once he does he goes for the RKO, but John Morrison is able to get out, and hits a belly to back suplex that sends Randy Orton down to the mat, and John Morrison, and both wrestlers are down on the mat, and then once they both get up to their feet, John Morrison turns around and hits a kick to the side of the head that lands on Randy Orton. Randy Orton falls backwards, and falls on the ropes, and Randy Orton is stunned. John Morrison hits a few fists to the face of Randy Orton, John Morrison tries to whip him to the ropes, but it’s reversed and he bounces off of the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes. John Morrison hits a running clothesline that knocks down Randy Orton. Randy Orton gets up to his feet, and John Morrison kicks Randy Orton in the gut, and sets him up, and hits a vertical suplex. Randy Orton is in pain, as he stays on the mat, and John Morrison hits a few stomps on the downed Randy Orton. The ref makes Morrison back up, and he does so, and he allows Randy Orton to get up to his feet, and he whips Randy Orton off of the ropes, that is if it wasn’t reversed, and Morrison bounces off of the ropes, and goes for a leg scissors hurricanarana, and John Morrison hits a DDT out of the move, and pushes Randy Orton on his back, and the ref counts the 1…………….2………….kick out by Randy Orton! John Morrison questions the count, and Randy Orton rolls into the corner, and John Morrison hits a fist to the face of Randy Orton, and attacks him further. John Morrison whips Randy Orton to the other side of the ring, but it’s reversed by Randy Orton. John Morrison crashes into the corner, and Randy Orton charges at John Morrison, and John Morrison hits a back elbow that Randy Orton runs into. Randy Orton stumbles backwards, and he leaps on the second rope, and spring boards off of the second rope, and hits the flying chuck that connects on the side of the head that knocks down Randy Orton down to the mat.]

JR-John Morrison with a great counter.

King-That might knock those pesky voices in his head.

[John Morrison notices that he’s in perfect position, and he goes for the Star ship pain! But Randy Orton moves out of the way, and John Morrison crashes and burns, and John Morrison goes for the RKO, but it’s blocked, and countered with a shoulder tackle to the leg, which takes down Orton down to one knee. John Morrison bounces off of the ropes, and hits a running knee to the face that knocks down Randy Orton down and out. John Morrison goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1…………2………3!]

JR-Morrison won this match out of no where.

King-I guess Orton blinked first.

(Shockwave goes off the air with Morrison getting his hand raised.)