EMF: Saturday Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, and we go into the Saturday Shockwave video.)

(Once it ends, we fade into the darken arena as pyrotechnics blasts off.The lights turn on, and fans stand up, and wave their signs. Some signs say “don’t arrive. Send Nick. Big Job.!”, “Christian doesn’t work by the hour”, and “Bryan better not screw up”.)

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross along side Jerry “the King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney.

King-That’s true, headlined by a championship match as Daniel Bryan defends against the Monster.

Kris Gaffney-You got to wonder how he’s going to pull that one off.

(“Close Your Eyes” blasts on the PA system as Christian walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Christian since last month has had a big problem with the Gambler.

King-Well he blames him for costing him singles gold.

Kris Gaffney-Not sure if he ever had singles gold here in the EMF.

(“The Gambler” blasts on the PA system as the Gambler walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-If he wins this match, Gambler could be on his way back to the TV championship.

King-That would be a big step.

(“Bad Company” blasts on the PA system as Dewey Pond walks to the ring with Tony Valentino, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Dewey Pond has been a TV champion in the past, it would be very good to win this contendership.

King-Well, first off he needs to find a way to win this match.

Kris Gaffney-Anything can happen in this type of match though.

[Christian, Gambler, and Dewey Pond are staring down each other, and both wrestlers go after Christian. Christian tries to cover up, but obviously they won’t stop coming, so Gambler rolls out of the ring. Dewey Pond hits a blow to the back of the Gambler. The Gambler turns around, and doesn’t look too effected. Dewey Pond goes for a fist to the face, but it’s blocked by the Gambler who hits a big head butt that knocks down Dewey Pond down on the mat, and once he gets up to his feet. Dewey Pond goes down to the mat, and slowly he gets up to his feet, and he falls into the corner dazed, and the Gambler hits a few stomps into the corner. The Gambler puts his boot on the throat of Dewey Pond, the ref counts, but the Gambler holds it there for a little more time, and the ref can’t really do anything because it’s a hardcore match. Finally the Gambler lets go of the hold, and Christian is getting up on the apron, and he has a chair, but the Gambler charges, and he hits a big boot on the chair which sends Christian on the mat. He drops the chair into the ring. Dewey Pond is in the corner, and he gets up to his feet. The Gambler hits a fist to the face of Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond is stunned, and the Gambler whips Dewey Pond out of the corner. The Gambler follows him into the corner, and once he hits into the corner. The Gambler hits a clothesline in the corner. The Gambler doesn’t back out, instead he sets up, and the Gambler waits as Dewey Pond is slow to get up to his feet. Once Dewey Pond gets to his feet, the Gambler charges, and he hits a spear on Dewey Pond. The momentum sends Dewey Pond out of the ring. The Gambler shakes his head at his luck, and he looks at who he’s going to go for, he decides to go for Christian, he gets out of the ring, and picks up Christian for a military press, but Christian reaches down, and then rakes the eyes of the Gambler. The Gambler lets him go, and Christian reaches in the ring, and he grabs the chair that he lost earlier in the match. So he measures up, and he hits a chair shot on the Gambler. The Gambler is dazed, and Christian throws the Gambler in the ring. Christian climbs up to the top rope, and he waits for the Gambler to get up to his feet. Once he does, Christian leaps off of the top rope, and hits a missile drop kick. Christian gets up to his feet, seeing that the Gambler is getting up to his feet. Christian kicks the Gambler in the gut, and then he sets up the Gambler, and he drives him down with a impaler DDT!]

JR-Christian might have it here.

King-That would be a surprise.

Kris Gaffney-And were not talking about the Tito Ortiz surprises.

[Christian pushes the Gambler on his back after hitting that impaler DDT that was before mentioned in the last paragraph. Christian goes into the cover on the Gambler hooking the leg to try to get the win here due to the fact that he needs to take his opportunities to win this match, and the ref counts the 1……………2…………. Dewey Pond from the outside is able to pull Christian off of the pin, and he throws Christian hard into the ring steps. Being that he see’s that the Gambler is stiring now, Dewey Pond decides to put his sights on Christian as the Gambler rolls out of the ring to rest a little bit. Dewey Pond throws him into the ring. Dewey Pond takes his time, and he rolls into the ring. Christian is getting up to his feet, and Dewey Pond hits a running clothesline, Christian gets up once again, Christian gets hit with another running clothesline. Christian gets up dazed, and he gets hit with a few fists to the face of Christian by Dewey Pond. Christian gets whipped by Dewey Pond to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Dewey Pond, and he bounces off of the ropes. Chrsitian lowers his head, and Dewey Pond counters by grabbing Christian by the hair, and throws him hard on the mat. Dewey Pond waits for Christian to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Dewey Pond hits a kick to the gut, and he puts him in power bomb/piledriver position, and he lifts him up for a power bomb, and he hits a power bomb on Christian. Dewey Pond stacks him on his shoulders. And the ref counts the 1………………2………………..KICK OUT by Christian.]

JR-Dewey Pond almost stole the win there.

King-To be fair, that’s what you have to do in this type of match

[Dewey Pond gets up, and gets hit with a chair shot by the Gambler. The Gambler picks up Dewey Pond, and puts him on the top rope. The Gambler sets him up, and he hits the Royal Flush! Gambler see’s Christian stumbling towards him, and seeing how he believes that this is a perfect chance to put away the match he grabs the chair, Gambler swings, but both Gambler, and Christian hit each other with a chair. Both fall on Dewey Pond for a double of 1…………2…………3!]

JR-…Guess Gambler, and Christian won this match.

Kris Gaffney-These are always confusing.

Katie Lea's music hit as she made her way to the ring.

JR: This ought to be interesting.

King: Of course it will be brilliant, because Mickie James gets to choose the stipulation for this match.

Daffney's music hit as she made her way to the ring. The two stood across the ring from each other as Mickie's music hit and she made her way to ringside taking a mic.

Mickie James: I've thought about this over the past few weeks, just what type of match would I make this. Well this decision is slightly tame for my taste, but I feel it'll be amazing. My choice is a good old fashioned Bra and Panties match..

The crowd cheered as the bell rang and Daffney seemed thrilled she turned to Mickie on the outside seemingly sharing a bit of strategy. Not seeing that on the other side of the ring, Katie Lea had essentially stripped herself down to her bra and panties as the crowd cheered and the bell rang. This confused Daffney who turned around and Katie tossed her clothes at Daffney, who stood there somewhat in shock.. Mickie seemingly enjoying a half naked Katie Lea, but she too seemed concerned.

Ring Announcer: The winner of this match, Daffney!

Daffney's music hit as Daffney dropped Katie's clothes and climbed out of the ring heading up the aisle with Mickie.. Until her music was cut off by Katie Lea who had grabbed a microphone.

Katie Lea: Daffney... You might want to stick around for a moment love. Afterall the deal was, in the case of needing a third and final match to decide this, the loser of the second match gets to pick the stipulation for the third and final match. Well I guess since I am the loser persay, that means I get to make big decision. So Daffney, in two weeks at Payback, we'll settle this once and for all.. In the first ever, all Female Monster's Ball Match!

Daffney's smile turned to a look of worry as she looked at Mickie..

Katie Lea: I'll see you then...*she blew her a kiss and dropped the microphone*

She headed to the back after Daffney and Mickie.

(“If You Smell…” blasts on the PA system as the Rock walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring doing his usual poses.)

JR-The Rock has issued a warning to Dan Godwin.

King-You think he’ll be a man?

Kris Gaffney-If not, I think you can expect the Rock to become a rapper sometime in the near future.

(“Cult of Personality” blasts on the PA system as CM Punk walks to the ring, he stops, he poses in the isle way before he continues to the ring.)

JR-The Rock and CM Punk did battle at Unleashed, and the Rock came out on top.

King-I’m sure he’s looking for a better performance.

Kris Gaffney-And seemly Rocky isn’t a crocky anymore.

(“Walk” blasts on the PA system as Rad Hazard walks to the ring, he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-A man that these competitors know very well.

King-Maybe he’ll be able to turn this into a positive situation for him.

(We don’t even mess around with the whole thing. “Nick Jones’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Nick Jones walks to the ring.)

JR-This is not going to please the Rock at all.

King-Although Nick did do his best last match.

Kris Gaffney-Yeah, can’t fault him for that.

[Nick Jones is coming to the ring to the ring, the camera gets a shot of the Rock who mouths “you son of a bitch”. Nick Jones is on the apron, The Rock sling shots him over the top rope, and Nick Jones hits hard on the mat. Rad Hazard, and CM Punk in the mean time start to fight, and we focuses on Nick Jones, and the Rock. The Rock pulls up Nick Jones, and throws him into the corner, and the Rock hits a few fists to the face, he stops. Spits on his fist, and hits an extra hard punch that rocks Nick Jones in the corner. The Rock backs out of the corner, and watches as Nick Jones stumbles out of the corner, and once he comes out of the corner. The Rock pulls Nick Jones him, and he hits a hard short arm clothesline that knocks him down on the mat, and slowly Nick Jones gets up to his feet, and once he does, the Rock hits a few fists to the face, this backs Nick Jones back to the ropes, and the Rock whips Nick Jones to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, he comes off of the ropes. The Rock hits a spinning back elbow. The Rock goes over to where Nick Jones is, knowing that the Rock is uncontrollable angry, right now, Nick Jones does everything, and anything to try to stop the momentum, from his knee’s he throws a few fists to the gut of the Rock. The Rock does stumble backwards, but only to come back to boot to the face. The Rock goes over Nick Jones, and hits a few mounted fists to the face of Nick Jones. The Rock takes Nick Jones, and throws him over the top rope, and Nick Jones hits hard on the mat. The Rock rolls out of the ring, and he grabs a chair, he waits Nick Jones to get up, and then he blasts Nick Jones with the chair. Nick Jones is busted open in the ring CM Punk has Rad Hazard on the ropes, and he charges at Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard counters with a back body drop that sends CM Punk over the top rope, and CM Punk lands on his feet, and CM Punk hits a shoulder block that makes Rad Hazard stumble backwards, and CM Punk measures up, and he leaps on the top rope, and he connects with a flying clothesline that connects. CM Punk takes a few moments, he measures up. He uses the ropes to sling shots himself on the top rope, and he hits a flying clothesline that sends Rad Hazard down on the mat. CM Punk measures up as he see’s that Rad Hazard is getting up near the corner, and now that he has CM Punk charges at Rad Hazard, and he hits a running high knee in the corner. CM Punk turns around, and he hits a bulldog that plants Rad Hazard on the mat, and CM Punk pushes Rad Hazard on his back. He hooks the leg, and the ref counts the 1………………..2………….KICK OUT by Rad Hazard.]

JR-CM Punk almost got the win there.

King-Where is the Rock?

Kris Gaffney-I think he beat Nick Jones up the ramp, I think he’s literally about to shove his boot up his ass. That’s how pissed he is.

[Rad Hazard is slow to get up to his feet, and once he does he turns right into where CM Punk is. Rad Hazard is picked up by CM Punk, and he lifts him up for the Go To Sleep, But Rad Hazard is able to slide out of the back of CM Punk. CM Punk turns around, and he goes for a clothesline, it’s ducked under by Rad Hazard. CM Punk bounces off of the ropes, and Rad Hazard hits a leg lariat that connects on CM Punk. CM Punk is slow to get up to his feet, and because Rad Hazard came to play, he sets up CM Punk, and he hits a t-bone suplex. Rad Hazard is able to rest up with this chance, CM Punk gets up to his feet, Rad Hazard goes over to where CM Punk is, and CM Punk goes for a kick to the side of the head. Rad Hazard ducks it, and pushes CM Punk to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes, and Rad Hazard is able to set up CM Punk and he hits a t-bone suplex that sends CM Punk on the mat. CM Punk crashes on the mat, CM Punk is slow to get up to his feet. Rad Hazard kicks CM Punk in the gut, and he sets up CM Punk in a vertical suplex. Rad Hazard lifts up, and hits a vertical suplex on CM Punk. Rad Hazard goes over to the nearest turnbuckle, and he measures up, and he leaps off of the second turnbuckle, and plants a diving elbow that connects on CM Punk. Rad Hazard goes into the cover on CM Punk. The ref counts the 1………………….2………………….KICK OUT by CM Punk.]

JR-Rad Hazard might be gaining momentum here.

King-Wonder if wish he took Rad seriously now.

Kris Gaffney-NEVER!

[Rad Hazard picks up the chair, and he waits for CM Punk to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Rad Hazard goes for a chair shot, but it’s ducked under by CM Punk. Rad Hazard turns around into a kick to the face, and it hits the chair into the face of Rad Hazard. Hazard stumbles around, and he falls right into the waiting CM Punk who picks up Rad, and hits the GTS! CM Punk goes into the cover on Rad Hazard, and the ref counts the 1…………….2……………3!]

JR-CM Punk won this match!

(The EMF tron lights up with the Rock hitting Nick Jones with a fist. He yells “where’s your boy Godwin”. He hits another, and the Rock leaves off screen, suddenly Dan Godwin pops his head out, he looks confused for a moment, and then he goes back into the (“Monster” blasts on the PA system as Abyss walks to the ring along with Daffney. Abyss steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Abyss has been looking focused lately.

King-I’d have problems focusing if I was him.

Kris Gaffney-Agreed there…

(“Ultimate Countdown” blasts on the PA system as Daniel Bryan walks to the ring with the TV title with Angelina Love walking behind him.)

JR-Daniel Bryan without a doubt will have his hands full.

King-And speaking of people who must have a lot on his mind.

Kris Gaffney-And it has nothing to do with operation AJ shield.

[Abyss and Daniel Bryan pace around the ring, and Abyss goes for a wild fist to the face of Daniel Bryan. The television champion Daniel Bryan ducks the fist, and Abyss turns around, right into a few knife edge chops to the chest of Abyss. This makes him back up to the ropes, and he tries to whip Abyss to the ropes, and it’s reversed by Abyss, and Daniel Bryan is about to bounce off of the ropes, but it’s countered by Daniel Bryan hanging on to the ropes, and Abyss charges at Daniel Bryan. Daniel Bryan is able to low bridge the ropes, and this sends Abyss out of the ring, and on to the floor. Daniel Bryan takes a few moments to rest up, and once he gets up to his feet, he goes back to the apron. But Daniel Bryan makes sure that he keeps the advantage by hitting a baseball slide into the face of Abyss which makes Abyss stumble backwards. He falls on the barricade, and he falls back down to the mat. Daniel Bryan climbs up to the top rope, and once Daniel Bryan gets up to his feet, Daniel Bryan leaps off of the top rope, and he hits a vertical cross body block that connects on Abyss. Abyss is down on the mat, and Daniel Bryan hits a few fists to the face to the Monster. Abyss pushes Daniel Bryan off of him, and Daniel Bryan gets up near the ring post. Abyss charges at Daniel Bryan, and Daniel Bryan is able to counter this by throwing Abyss into the ring post, and Abyss stumbles around, and Daniel Bryan is able to throw Abyss into the ring. Abyss gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, he falls into the corner. Daniel Bryan charges at Abyss, Abyss gets his boot up, and Daniel Bryan runs right into it, and Daniel Bryan stumbles backwards. Abyss charges at Daniel Bryan, but Daniel Bryan counters by ducking under a clothesline attempt, Abyss turns around, and Daniel Bryan gets under Abyss, and he hits a northern lights suplex release, and this sends Abyss hard on the mat. But Abyss is still moving, so Daniel Bryan climbs out of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope, and he waits for Abyss to get up to his feet. He quickly does, and Daniel Bryan leaps off of the top rope, and he hits a front missile drop kick that connects on Abyss which takes him down on the mat, and being that he feels that he must do one more move to get a possible chance at a good pin attempt. Bryan goes to the outside of the ring, and uses the ropes to sling shots himself over the top rope, and connects with a splash, and Daniel Bryan goes into the cover on Abyss. The ref counts the 1…………………………2…………………………..KICK OUT by the Monster Abyss.]

JR-Daniel Bryan is hitting Abyss with everything, and he refuses to go down.

King-Well he’s a monster for some reason.

Kris Gaffney-Oh…I thought it was for not liking his Dad’s suits.

[Daniel Bryan gets up to his feet, and he waits as Abyss is slow to get up to his feet, and Bryan tries to drive him down to put him in the LeBell lock, but Abyss is able to block it, and he spins around, and then he throws Daniel Bryan into the ring post. Daniel Bryan is in pain as he falls out of the corner, and he stumbles towards Abyss sets up Daniel Bryan, and he hits a t-bone suplex which sends Daniel Bryan flying, and he crashes down on the mat. Abyss and Daniel Bryan are down on the mat, but Abyss is just on one knee trying to recover, and Abyss gets up to his feet once he see’s Daniel Bryan getting up. Abyss hits a running clothesline that knocks down Daniel Bryan. Daniel Bryan gets up fairly quickly, and he hits another clothesline. Daniel Bryan goes down on the mat, slowly he gets up to his feet. Daniel Bryan throws a fist, but it’s blocked by Abyss who hits a head butt that sends Daniel Bryan falling backwards to the ropes. Abyss whips him to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Abyss lowers his head, and he hits a back body drop that sends Daniel Bryan through the air, and crashing down hard on the mat. Daniel Bryan gets up to his feet, and Abyss charges, and he hits a body avalaunche that crushes him into the corner. Abyss backs out of the corner. And Daniel Bryan stumbles out of the corner. Abyss tries to pick him up for the shock treatment, but it’s countered by Daniel Bryan who once again goes for the LeBell lock, but Abyss once again blocks it, and then he picks him up, and he drops Daniel Bryan for a side walk slam. Knowing that’s not going to be enough to beat the television champion. Abyss grabs Daniel Bryan around the throat, and he pulls him up to his feet, he lifts him up, and he hits a choke slam on Daniel Bryan!! Abyss goes into the cover on Daniel Bryan for the 1………….2……….KICK OUT by Daniel Bryan!]

JR-Daniel Bryan is toughing it out here.

King-Considering what he has if he wins…I’m sure he has good reason.

[Daniel Bryan is down on the mat, and Abyss getting a little cocky grabs Daniel Bryan around the throat, and he lets him think about it for a time, but Daniel Bryan counters it trying to bring Abyss down with the LeBell lock, but Abyss has the high ground, and as we know if you have the high ground, you are awesome. But Daniel Bryan shifts his weight, and he rolls up Abyss in a small package out of no where, and the ref counts the 1………….2…………3!]

JR-Bryan used a smart move there.

King-Guess the monster got a little cocky there.

Kris Gaffney-Wouldn’t know where you got THAT idea.

(Bryan gets out of there quickly as Abyss goes for his head as Shockwave goes off the air.)