[("Hail Booker King" blasts on the PA system. Booker King walks on the stage yelling "HAIL BOOKER KING". He calls everyone in the crowd rogues for disagreeing with him. He steps inside of the ring, and waits for his opponent. ]

Jerry Lawler - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds,, PA James!!! (crowd boos **)

[P.A. Jamas jogs to the stage wearing his signature bathrobe, sleep mask, and pajamas. When on the stage, he puts both hands together and lays his face on them, closes his eyes and audibly snoring as a way to mock his opponent. He then casually walks to the ring, laying on the corner-ropes and bringing his face mask down until the opponent makes it into the ring. When he does, he takes off the mash and throws it into the crowd. PA James walks to the ring. Earl Hebner is the referee for this contest. Booker King tests out the ropes. PA James places Booker King on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex. (ding, ding, ding) Booker King pokes PA James in the eye with his thumb. PA James uses a snap mare takeover on Booker King. ]

Jerry Lawler - snap mare!

[Booker King gets back to his feet. Booker King puts PA James on the top rope and executes a superplex. Now PA James standing. Booker King puts PA James on the top rope and executes a superplex. Booker King stands up. PA James moves back to his feet. Booker King pokes PA James in the eye with his thumb. Booker King pokes PA James in the eye with his thumb. ]

Kris "KG" Gaffney - Booker King with a thumb to the eye.

[PA James delivers a stiff inverted powerbomb send Booker King hard to the mat. PA James sucks chants start in the crowd. ]

Jerry Lawler - What a inveted power bomb!!

[PA James applies a nerve hold on Booker King. The referee is checking the situation. ... ... ... Booker King trys to escape. ... Booker King escapes. PA James stomps Booker King's head. PA James applies an arm wrench to Booker King. Booker King gets hit with a diving elbow smash from PA James. ]

Jerry Lawler - diving elbow smash!

[PA James gets up. PA James hits Booker King with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. ]

Kris "KG" Gaffney - elbowdrop!

[PA James is back on his feet. PA James puts Booker King in an arm grapevine submission. ]

Jim Ross - arm grapevine!

[PA James with a takeover suplex on Booker King. PA James executes a corkscrew legdrop on Booker King. PA James hits a frog splash on Booker King. PA James is back on his feet. PA James chokes Booker King with his boot. PA James knee drops Booker King. PA James moves back to his feet. Booker King moves back to his feet. PA James thrust kicks Booker King in the head. He lifts up Booker King, and drives the knee into the face of Booker King for the Go-To-Sleep. Booker may be out. PA James Goes into the pin on Booker King. Earl Hebner counts. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

Jerry Lawler - We've got ourselves a winner!

Jerry Lawler - The winner of this match, PA James!!!

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen. We go into the Saturday Shockwave video.)

(The arena is darken, and pyrotechnics blasts on the stage. The lights turn on as the fireworks end, and fans yell, and wave their signs.)

JR-Tonight the EMF comes to you live from the United Center welcome to Saturday Shockwave. I'm good ol' JR, Jim Ross along side Jerry "The King" Lawler, and Kris "KG" Gaffney.

King-we have....one match tonight.

Kris Gaffney-Sure hope that this crowd didn't pay hundreds of dollars for this show.

King-If we have The Kendrick dance around...it'll get better.

Kris Gaffney-Plus after the show, we have Graveler facing everyone with a stone related name.

JR-It is an hour long match, let's remember that. Let's get this show started.

("I'm The Mountie" blasts out as The Moutie makes his way out onto the ramp holding the EMF Extreme Championship and followed by Jimmy Hart holding his mega phone.)

JR: This news just in from President Cena.... much like last year, the elimination phase has been extended to 20 minutes!

King: Anyone pinned within 20 minutes will be out of here, even if it's The Mountie!

Kris: That would be a rather sad way to end his career if he is indeed retiring....

JR: Let's take a look at the challenge he faces tonight....

(A video package plays showing some highlights from previous Battle Royals. We see the GOLDEN 5 minute reign of Chad Vargas in the first ever battle royal.... Randy Evans sneaking by Chris Legend at the last moment in 2009... The Rock and Mike New winning in 2010 and 2011, Jordan Calliban denying The Rock the all time record in 2013 before The Rock became the only man to win this match twice... Mack O'Connor winning in 2014 and then Nostalgia winning the most recent match in 2015. When we return, all 8 men are in the ring as The Mountie has been joined by Tony Ikeda, Walter Melon, Zach Zachary, Resurrected One, Marshall Gates, Seth Rollins and Aleister Black. The timer is displayed on the screen showing 60:00 and the bell sounds to begin the match.)

JR: And here we go.... pin falls count on anyone for 20 minutes and lead to an elimination.... after that only the champion can be pinned and he has 40 minutes to survive.

King: Unless everyone gets eliminated in 20 minutes.... then we can all go home early!

Kris: Yea like that would ever happen....

(In the opening moments, a big brawl is breaking out with The Mountie taking it to Marshall Gates in one corner, Resurrected One and Walter Melon brawling back and forth, Tony Ikeda trading blows with Seth Rollins while Aleister Black whips Zach Zachary across the ring and then takes him down with a big clothesline. Walter Melon and Resurrected One spill out of the ring but then Aleister Black follows them out and hits some right hands to Walter. This leaves Resurrected One free to look under the ring and pull out a steel chair. Walter kicks Aleister in the midsection and positions him for a DDT, but before he can hit it, he gets a face full of chair from Resurrected One and goes down. Resurrected One then grabs Alesiter Black himself and begins to bite him and then hits some kicks on him for his 'Cannibal Holocaust' signature. Back in the ring a few weapons have been introduced by someone and Seth Rollins picks up a Kendo Stick and blasts it over the head of Tony Ikeda, taking him down. Marshall Gates then charges at him and gets taken down with a shot to the head too. He swings a shot at The Mountie but the Mountie catches the stick and the two fight for it. The Mountie kicks Seth square in the balls, causing him to releast the Kendo Stick which The Mountie then blasts Seth with. Zach Zachary sneaks up behind the Mountie and rolls him up for 1...... 2....... kick out! He bangs the mat in frustration. Suddenly Marshall Gates is up and spots The Moutie stumbling up. He grabs The Mountie from behind and hits a suplex but as he gets up, Zach Zachary hits him with a superkick. Marshall stumbles back and Zachary nails him with the Three Commas. Zach Zachary hooks the leg for 1....... 2...... 3! Marshall Gates has been ELIMINATED!)

JR: Well that doesn't win him the title.... but thinning out the field can't hurt.

King: One less man to keep your eyes on.....

(Just over 5 minutes have elapsed. Zach Zachary picks up a trash can that was also thrown into the ring earlier. Tony Ikeda is the next man into his path. Zachary blasts Ikeda in the gut with the trash can and then puts it on his head. Walter Melon has slid into the ring, holding the steel chair that Resurrected One used earlier. Melon sees an opening and uses the chair to hit the trash can that is on Ikeda's head. Ikeda goes down and Walter shouts something about 'Badd Blends!'. With Ikeda down, Walter goes over and hits the Fruit Smash! Walter Melon hooks the leg for 1...... 2...... 3! Tony Ikeda has been ELIMINATED!. Walter stands over Ikeda, laughing when suddenly he is spun round by Seth Rollins. Rollins spins Walter around, kicks him in the gut and nails a pedigree, and Walter Melon happens to come down on the steel chair he used earlier! Rollins is about to go into the cover when Resurrected One grabs Rollins, spins him around and nails Dirty Deeds on Rollins! Resurrected One hooks the leg and the referee counts 1..... 2..... 3! Seth Rollins has been ELIMINATED! Walter Melon is pulling himself up and seems a bit confused as to why Resurrected One saved him. Res approaches him but then Walter hits him with a huge low blow. Walter gets up and throws Res into the ropes and then clotheslines him to the outside. Walter follows Res outside and the two begin to brawl and end up going up the ramp.)

JR: I don't know if Resurrected One meant to help Walter Melon or not.... but Walter didn't appreciate it!

King: With all the fruit he's eaten.... he'd have kicked out, no doubt!

Kris: For the time being, we only have The Mountie, Zach Zachary and Aleister Black out here....

(Sure enough with 3 men eliminated and two having brawled backstage, only 3 men remain. Aleister Black senses an opportunity and charges at The Mountie. He hits the Mountie with a big clothesline and then picks him up, whips him across the ring and when he comes back, nails him with a huge Big Boot! The Mountie goes down hard but Zach Zachary is in the ring with the Kendo Stick in hand and uses it to hit Black in the midsection. Black stumbles back but before Zachary can do anything The Mountie rolls up Aleister Black and holds the tights. The referee counts 1..... 2...... Kick out by Black! Zachary measures The Mountie and goes for the Three Commas but The Mountie is able to push him away. Black gets to his feet but is then hit over the head with the mega phone by Jimmy Hart! He stumbles towards The Mountie who takes him down with his kneeling two handed Chokeslam! The Mountie hooks the leg for 1...... 2....... 3! Aleister Black has been eliminated!. Zachary is back in the ring and charges at The Mountie but The Mountie plants him down with the kneeling Chokeslam as well! The Mountie hooks the leg of Zachary for 1....... 2.......... a buzzer sounds showing that 20 minutes has passed, and ending the elimination phase! The Mountie gets up to argue with the referee and Zachary recovers enough to roll him up for 1...... 2....... Kick out!)

JR: The Mountie almost had the ring all to himself.... but Zachary was saved by the buzzer.

King; Now only pin falls on the champion will count.... and we are going the full hour!

Kris: It could turn into some kind of Iron Man match between these 2 if Melon and Res don't show up....

(Suddenly the theme of 'Trix Rabbit' hits over the PA System and the Rabbit emerges from backstage, seemingly having fought off Walter Melon. Trix makes his way down to the ring where The Mountie and Zach Zachary are now trading right hands. The Mountie backs Zachary up and then clotheslines him over the top rope. He then turns into a chair shot to the midsection from Trix. Trix drops the chair and then DDTs The Mountie straight onto it! Trix Rabbit hooks the leg of The Mountie and the referee counts 1...... 2....... 3! The crowd roars as Trix wins the title but before he can be announced as the new champion he pulls off his rabbit head to reveal... Walter Melon! The fans boo loudly as it is announced that Walter Melon is the new Extreme Champion with 38:42 remaining.. Walter is laughing as Zachary pulls himself up onto the apron but Walter then spits some seeds right into the face of Zachary. Zachary stumbles and Walter Melon runs and hits him with a big boot off the apron that sends him flying into the barricade. He hits the barricade headfirst and goes down. Suddenly the theme of "Dixieland Devil" plays and out comes the real Resurrected One as Dixie. He storms into the ring and throws right hands at Walter. He seems really pissed at Walter for stealing his costume. Walter knocks him down with a clothesline but this just lets Dixie grab the kendo stick from the floor. As Walter goes to pick him up, Dixie cracks him over the head with the Kendo stick. Walter stumbles and Dixie plants him down with the Twist of Fate! Dixie hooks the leg of Walter for 1....... 2........ KICK OUT!)

JR: I never thought I'd see Dixieland Devil fighting Trix Rabbit....

King: I told you Walter would have kicked out earlier! With all the fruit he eats... it must be impossible to put him away!

Kris: Dixie is going to give it a good go though....

(As we tick down near the halfway stage of the match, The Mountie goes under the ring and pulls out a table, which he goes to set up outside. Dixie continues to stomp away at Walter and then starts pulling at the rabbit suit, trying to get it back. Eventually he is able to rip the suit off Walter, leaving him in his Melon underwear we've seen previously. Walter stumbles to his feet where Dixie rolls him up for 1...... 2....... suddenly Dixie gets blasted in the head with the megaphone which is this time being held by The Mountie. Walter Melon pulls himself up using the ropes but as he charges at the Mountie the Mountie nails him with the kneeling Chokeslam! Before the Mountie can cover him Zach Zachary slides back into the ring and whips the Mountie out. He then grabs Dixie and throws him out too. With just Walter left in the ring Zach Zachary goes up top and leaps off the top rope, dropping an elbow on Walter. Zachary hooks the leg for 1........ 2....... kick out!)

JR: I'm not sure if Walter is fussed by losing the rabbit suit.... it might weird out his opponents more than him.

King: I just hope this is building to a tuxedo match in a supermarket!

Kris: That would be the logical thing to do.....

(A little under 28 minutes remain as Mountie and Dixie recover on the outside. Mountie then charges at Dixie and the two of them trade blows, but Dixie rakes the eyes and as Mountie stumbles, Dixie takes him down with The Side Effect! Dixie then looks over at the table Mountie set up earlier. Dixie goes under the ring and pulls out.... lighter fluid! He pours it over the table and then produces a match from his pocket and sets the table on fire. He looks over at The Mountie but then notices Zach Zachary has climbed back to the top rope, and is measuring Walter again. Dixie leaps to the apron and hits some shots on Zachary and then achary falls and lands on the apron. Zachary climbs up and he and Dixie trade blows on the apron nearest the burning table. Suddenly Walter runs over and hits a huge spear on Dixie. Dixie though had grabbed hold of Zach and so they both get sent flying... straight through the burning table! Both men are down and trainers run out to check on them and quickly call for stretchers to take them away. Walter is watching the chaos and doesn't notice The Mountie slip into the ring. The Mountie rolls him up and this time Jimmy Hart can be seen holding his shoulders down as the referee counts 1....... 2........ Walter is STILL able to kick out! And then all of a sudden, Jimmy Hart gets a huge slap from Melonia Trump!)

JR: The Mountie and Jimmy tried to steal the title back.... but here is Melonia to even the odds.

King: Earlier we thought we were down to 2.... now I'm almost certain we're down to 2 the rest of the way!

(Sure enough both Dixie and Zach are loaded onto stretchers as we tick down past 20 minutes remaining. Melonia meanwhile tosses some pants to Walter and you can hear her yelling about how no one wants to see his Banana.... but before he can put them on The Mountie continues to hammer away on him. Melonia hops up onto the apron and the Mountie pulls out a Taser and shocks her with it, to which she yells out about her melons! Walter takes advantage of the distraction and hits a low blow on The Mountie. The Mountie goes down and Walter climbs to the top rope and then leaps off and hits the Banana Split! The Mountie rolls out of the ring clearly in a lot of pain and Walter, all alone, finally puts some pants on and then slides out of the ring. He goes under the ring and pulls out.... a bowl of fruit! He slides it into the ring and then climbs back in and starts eating the fruit. Melonia has recovered and slides into the ring and Walter throws a plum at her which she takes a bite from but suddenly she's thrown out of the ring by Maria Kanellis! Maria is shouting at Melonia and then Donald Trump appears on the titantron and says "I'm Donald Trump, President of the United States, and I endorse this run in.... but not the previous run in! That girl deserved to be tasered!" before he disappears. Melonia looks angry and slides back into the ring but Maria has grabbed a melon from the fruit bowl and blasts her with it, spraying Melon all over the ring. She looks like she's about to take a bite of the melon from the small part remaining in her hands but the crowd start a "NO!" chant and eventually she throws that at Melonia too and leaves. All the while Walter is just watching on and eating his fruit and the clock ticks down to 12 minutes remaining.)

JR: Well that was a nice distraction... but it looks like we're going to spend the final minutes just watching a fruit feast....

King: What better way to celebrate out new champion!

(Suddenly Resurrected One's theme plays again and he limps out onto the ramp, to the amusement of Walter. Res makes a beeline for the ring and as soon as he slides into it, Walter pelts him with random fruits from the bowl. Res blocks some of these and then dives at Walter, taking him down and knocking the remainder of the fruit flying. Res stomps away on Walter and Walter is trying to shield himself and eventually slides out of the ring. Res runs off the ropes and then leaps and hits a suicide dive to Walter on the outside. Both men are down and the clock is still ticking but Res is the first one to recover. Res hits some more stomps on Walter and then goes under the ring. Res pulls out a fire extinguisher! He seems a bit confused and the hesitation lets Walter hit a drop kick and Res drops the extinguisher. Walter picks it up, aims it at Res, and blasts him in the face with it. We have 8 minutes to go.)

JR: Poor Resurrected One....

King: He's just helping him out... he went through a burning table earlier!

(Res is blinded and falls to the floor as Walter slides into the ring, but suddenly The Mountie spits what appears to be apple into his eyes. Walter stumbles around and The Mountie hits him with a suplex into a bridge which happens to see him land on a melon and burst it open. The referee counts 1...... 2...... kick out! The Mountie stands up and measures Walter again. Walter climbs to his feet and The Mountie charges at him but Walter grabs him and hits an irish whip into the turnbuckle. The Mountie hits the corner and falls into a seated position. Walter smirks and then picks up a new melon. He bowls the melon straight into the Mountie's crotch! Resurrected One slides into the ring behind him and grabs a banana off the floor. Walter turns around and Res is holding the banana and Walter seems confused what Res intends to do with it. Res then peels the banana and takes a bite of it. Walter just laughs but then it looks like Res is going to spit the banana at him. Before he can, Walter punches him in the face which causes him to spin round and spit the banana all over Melonia who had recovered and was standing on the apron again. She freaks out and screams and then slaps Res and he stumbles back and Walter hits his actual move The Spitting Seeds (rather than really spitting seeds like he did earlier) which takes Res down. He smirks as we enter the final few minutes.)

JR: I think Melonia regrets coming out here....

King: At least she hasn't had to resort to showing her melons....

Kris: Yet....

(The Mountie is up now and Jimmy Hart is spurring him on from ringside. The Mountie unloads on Walter and backs him up into the ropes. As Walter tries to fight back The Mountie hits a big clothesline, and takes him down. The Mountie grabs the steel chair and measures Walter. We have less than 2 minutes to go. Walter gets up and walks into a huge chair shot from The Mountie. Resurrected One get up and looks to throw The Mountie out of the ring but Jimmy Hart, sensing the opening for Mountie, grabs Res by the ankle. Res tries to kick Jimmy off and eventually succeeds but his opening is gone because The Mountie spots him and throws him out of the ring instead. He then calls for Walter to get up but as the clock ticks under 1 minute, he realises Walter may just be playing possum to let the clock run out. He goes over with the chair raised but Walter kips up and then rakes the eyes of The Mountie. The Mountie stumbles back and Walter goes for the Spitting Seeds again but The Mountie grabs his foot, spins him around, and then as Walter comes back, The Mountie whips him across the ring and into the ropes. Walter bounces off the ropes and the Mountie measures him for the kneeling chokeslam but before Walter gets to him, Walter slips on the banana skin from earlier and falls to the mat. The Mountie realises time is against him and dives into a cover for 1...... 2........ kick out by Walter! And then the clock expires!)

JR: The Melon Gods smiled on Walter Melon at the end there! He was saved by the fruit!

King: Why couldn't it have been Melonia's fruit instead!

Kris: Maybe next time King.... maybe next time....

(Walter is handed the Extreme Championship and the Mountie and Jimmy Hart leave up the ramp yelling at each other. Melonia still doesn't look best pleased at being covered in banana by Res but slides into the ring to celebrate with Walter and then the rest of the Melon Club appear and he raises the title high as Shockwave goes off the air.)