EMF: Shockwave
	(The EMF logo flashes on the screen) (The lights are turned out in the Phoenix Suns arena. Pyrotechnics rain down on the stage. They crash on the Shockwave stage. The lights turn on. The fans stand, yell and waive their signs. The camera shows shots of the crowd. After a few shots the camera zooms out to display the location information. The camera gets one more shot of the crowd.) JR-Are live from the Phoenix Suns Arena in Phoenix Arizona. Welcome to Saturday Shockwave. We are coming off a memorable First Blood. I’m good ol’ JR Jim Ross, I’m joined at ring side by Jerry “The King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney. King-And we got a very unhappy monster!! Kris Gaffney-That sounds like a problem King. King-It could be your problem too!! Kris Gaffney-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH JR-Let’s get this night started. (“The duck song” blasts on the PA system. Kenny Omegrape walks out on the stage. He throws grapes at the crowd…or he would if he had grapes. Instead grape juice falls from the ceiling. Kenny shrugs, and he walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-You got to wonder if someone knew what they were doing when they booked this match. King-Everyone knows what their doing in the EMF. Kris Gaffney-They sure do… (Orange looks around the arena, slowly pulls one hand out of his pocket and holds it just above his bellybutton and gives a lazy thumbs up before making his way down the ramp with his hands back into his pockets. Once at the ring, he slowly rolls under the ropes all the way to the middle of the ring where he does a kip-up with his hands still in his pocket. He walks to his corner giving a lazy thumbs up waiting for the match to begin.) JR-Orange Reign came into the Extreme Battle Royal with the least EMF experience, but came away the extreme champion. King-Now he must face god. Kris Gaffney-I don’t think it impresses him. King-Nothing does… [Kenny Omegrape and Orange Reign throws grapes at Orange Reign. The crowd pelts them both with oranges. Orange Reign falls into the corner, and thinks this is a good chance to take a nap. The ref makes sure that Orange Reign can go. Orange Reign slowly raises a thumb. Kenny Omegrape runs towards Orange Reign. Orange Reign falls down, and Kenny Omegrape falls backwards. Kenny Omegrape gets hit with a mighty shin kick. Kenny Omegrape wonders if that’s even legal. Kenny Omegrape goes for a clothesline. But Orange Reign slumps down. Kenny runs to the ropes, Kenny Omegrape bounces off of the ropes. Orange Reign connects with a standing drop kick that knocks him down. Kenny tries to get up to his feet seemly due to the fact that he was taken off guard. Orange Reign picks up Kenny Omegrape, and he lifts him up, and he drops him with the Michinoku driver II. Kenny Omegrape is down on the mat. Orange Reign grabs the leg of Kenny Omegrape. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2….KICK OUT by Kenny Omegrape. Both wrestlers are slow to get up to his feet. Omegrape trying to recover…and Orange Reign is Orange Reign. He climbs up to the apron. Orange Reign holds on the ropes. Kenny Omegrape runs at Orange Reign. Orange Reign connects with a boot to the face.] JR-Orange Reign has been avoid any contact thus far. King-And yet he seems like he’s been in an hour long match. Kris Gaffney-Not using energy takes a lot of energy. [Orange Reign picks up Kenny Omegrape, and he hits a body slam. Orange Reign goes out of the ring. He climbs up to the top rope. He hurls himself for the lazy splash. Maybe it was a little bit too lazy as Kenny Omegrape moves out of the way as he’s in the air. Orange Reign crashes down on the mat. Kenny Omegrape recovers, and he see’s that Orange Reign is trying to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. Kenny Omegrape connects with a shining wizard. His boot connects to the back of the head. Dazed Orange Reign hooks Kenny Omegrape him into a front face lock, and he hooks him into a front face lock and from a kneeling position. Kenny Omegrape drives Orange Reign face first into the mat with a snap DDT. Kenny Omegrape is able to throw an arm over Orange Reign. The ref dives into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………………2…………Orange Reign shoots up the shoulder up. Both wrestlers are down on the mat. Both wrestlers are having issues to getting up to his feet. Orange Reign is in the corner. Kenny Omegrape runs at Orange Reign. Orange Reign attempts to get his boot up, but this time it doesn’t work. Kenny Omegrape catches his leg, and he brings him out of the corner hopping. Kenny Omegrape connects with a dragon whip putting him down on the mat. Kenny Omegrape,drops an elbow drop on the downed Orange Reign. Kenny once again goes into the cover. The ref counts 1…….2…KICK OUT once again by Orange Reign!!] JR-Kenny Omegrape might be getting frustrated. King-Screw you guy’s…he’s going to fruit TNA. Kris Gaffney-Is that a thing? King-It is if the Melon Gods says it is! [Orange Reign gets picked up by Kenny Omegrape. Kenny Omegrape whips him off of the ropes. Kenny Omegrape goes for a clothesline, but Orange Reign ducks under. Kenny Omegrape turns around to see the orange punch coming straight for his face…BUT he ducks at the last possible moment. Orange Reign is taken off guard. He gets hit with a running knee to the back of the head. Orange Reign falls into the ropes. He stumbles backwards. Kenny picks up Orange Reign, and he connects with the Croyt’s Grapes of Wrath. Kenny Omegrape hooks the leg of Orange Reign as pins him. The ref counts 1…………..2……………3!!] JR-Kenny was able to dodge that orange punch and it opened a window to get the victory. King-The Melon Gods were probably alright either way for this match. (“Becky Bayless’ theme” blasts on the PA system as Becky Bayless walks out on the stage, and she steps inside of the ring.) JR-Becky Bayless has had strong ties to the EMF… King-What one DNA test will do if you can prove that you are the half sister of Amy Dumas. Kris Gaffney-And still only able to hire Triple M. The lights dim down and become a sultry hot-pink, and out comes Alyssa Ouellet, Madame Couture herself, parading out with her latest designer handbag in her clutch. She lowers her shades and gives the crowd a nasty look before heading down the ramp with a hand on her hip, rolling her eyes at the chorus of boos being thrown her way. Carefully rolling into the ring, Alyssa hands her shades and handbag to the ring announcer. She then heads over to the ropes to lean against them, waiting for her opponent to enter. JR-Alyssa Ouellet did indeed remind people of Becky for a time. King-She said that she was going to be the biggest signing. Kris Gaffney-Still working on that seemly. [Before the bell even rings Becky Bayless runs towards Alyssa Ouelett. Becky Bayless knocks down Alyssa Ouellet as the ref makes her back up. Becky Bayless yells about how important that she is, and she waits as Alyssa yells for the bell to ring. The bell rings. Becky Bayless comes back with a running boot ot the face that knocks down Becky Bayless. Becky Bayless picks up Alyssa Ouellet. Alyssa Ouellet hits a few forearm shots to the face that knocks her backwards. Alyssa Ouellet hits a few forearm shots to the face that knocks her backwards. Becky Bayless whips her to the ropes. Alyssa Ouellet whips her to the ropes. Becky Bayless hits a running back elbow to the face that knocks down Becky Bayless. Alyssa Ouellet waits for Becky Bayless to get up to her feet, and she kicks her in the gut that doubles over Becky Bayless hits a swinging neck breaker. Becky Bayless whips Alyssa Ouellet to the ropes after pulling herself up. Alyssa Ouellet flips into a sun set flip, but it’s countered coming down on the chest of Alyssa Ouellet. Becky Bayless goes itno the cover on Alyssa Ouellet. The ref goes into position to make the count, the ref counts 1………..2…KICK OUT by Alyssa Ouellet.] JR-Kick out by Alyssa Ouellet. King-Becky has a plan. Kris Gaffney-Does she? She looks like she’s going to just sit there. King-Maybe that’s the plan, you don’t know! [ Becky picks up Alyssa Ouellet and she tries to pick up Alyssa Ouellet. Alyssa is able to counter with a jaw breaker. Alyssa Ouellet lifts up Beck Bayless, and she drops her with a hot shot that connects Beck Bayless over the top rope. Becky Bayless waits for Alyssa Ouellet to stumble towards where she wants her to. Alyssa Ouellet runs towards the ropes, and she connects with a diving clothesline that knocks down Becky Bayless.] JR-Alyssa OUellet is making a come back. King-Now she needs to worry about Becky’s best interference. Kris Gaffney-Or maybe not… [Alyssa Ouellet waits for Becky Bayless. Triple M jumps on the apron. This causes her to turn her attention towards him for a moment. Alyssa Ouellet goes for a kick to the face. Becky ducks under. Becky hits a drop kick. She runs towards the ropes, she bounces off of tehr opes, and she completes the Streamliner!! Becky pushes Alyssa Ouellet on her back. Becky Bayless goes into the cover on Alyssa Ouellet. The ref counts 1…………..2…………3!!] JR-Becky Bayless gets the victory. King-Guess Matt Morgan paid off. Kris Gaffney-I’m still doubtful. (“Cult of personality” blasts on the PA system. CM Punk walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-This next match should be a test for the veteran. King-You think that he thinks that? Kris Gaffney-The very fact he’s straight edge makes him better than you…so I’m assuming not. As the lights go out the opening licks to Entrance Song by The Black Angels reverberates throughout the arena. Smoke begins to shoot up from the ramp and a random set of technicolor lights begins to flash poetically throughout the arena. Mr. Psychedelic Branden Leno smoothly walks through the smokescreen. Wearing some aviator sunglasses, light acid wash jeans and a technicolored paisley shirt he looks around the arena with a smile on his face. He casually walks down the ramp, smiling and dipping his sunglasses to get a good look at the crowd. He reaches the ring floor and jumps on the apron before taking a second to look at the crowd again, nodding his head to the music. He goes through the ropes and gets on to the second rope, raising his arms to his sides, nodding at the crowd with a smile on his face. JR-Brandon Leno was able to get his first victory. King-Billy Kidman wants his gimmick back. Kris Gaffney-I’m sure the people who likes to power bomb people are more concerned. [CM Punk looks annoyed with Brandon Leno. CM Punk goes for a kick to the head as the bell rings. Brandon Leno ducks under, and Brandon Leno goes for a super kick that makes him fall down on the mat. CM Punk holds his jaw. Brandon Leno grabs CM Punk by the hair, and he brings him up to his feet. CM Punk gets hit with a few forearm shots to the face that knocks him backwards. CM Punk reverses a whip attempt by CM Punk. Brandon Leno bounces off of the ropes. CM Punk jumps in the air, and he connects with a flying shot to the face that puts him down on the mat. CM Punk is slow to get up to his feet, and he picks him up. Brandon Leno picks up CM Punk, and he drops him with a body slam. Brandon Leno stands by him, and he connects with a leg drop on CM Punk. Brandon Leno goes into the cover on CM Punk. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…….2…KICK OUT by CM Punk. Brandon Leno picks up CM Punk, and he connects with a few forearm shots to the face that knocks him backwards. CM Punk goes for a wild fist to the face, but he is able to duck under, and he hooks him into a belly to back suplex, and he connects with it. Brandon Leno takes a few moments to measure up as CM Punk is slow to get up to his feet. Brandon Leno waits as CM Punk gets up to his feet. CM Punk gets kicked in the gut. Brandon Leno hooks him into a pile driver position. Brandon Leno lifts him up, and drops him with the Purple Haze piledriver!! CM Punk seems out of it. Brandon Leno goes into the cover on CM Punk. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……….2…KICK OUT by CM Punk.] King-I knew that wasn’t going to work. Kris Gaffney-lair! King-Shut up! [Brandon Leno waits for CM Punk to get up to his feet, he lifts him up. CM Punk is able to go behind Brandon Leno. CM Punk connects with a kick to the side of the head. Brandon Leno stumbles around. CM Punk hits a kick to the gut that doubles over Brandon Leno. He runs towards the ropes. CM Punk connects with a swinging neck breaker on Brandon Leno is hurting as CM Punk takes a few moments to rest up as Brandon Leno gets up in the corner. CM Punk measures up as he watches as he gets up to his feet. Brandon Leno runs towards him, and he connects with a running knee to the face. CM Punk turns around, and he runs out of the corner, and he connects with a running bulldog out of the corner. CM Punk pushes Brandon Leno on to his back. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………2…KICK OUT by Brandon Leno!!] JR-CM Punk has made a come back. King-That’s why he’s the best of the world. Kris Gaffney-What about the best of the other world? King-They hate people too much to have a best of anything. So cynical! [CM Punk picks up Brandon Leno and he lifts him up on his shoulders for the GTS, but as he goes for it Leno is able twist enough to counter right into the Acid Trip!! CM Punk is caught off guard. He tries to fight it….fights it…..finally he has no choice but to tap out. Brandon Leno wins this match!!] JR-That was an amazing counter by Brandon Leno. King-I guess you can’t generally let Leno get near your face. (“Wrath and Crowardice” blasts on the PA system. Syd Khatru walks to the ring. Syd steps inside of the ring.) JR-Syd Khatru has had an eventful few weeks. King-Didn’t come out of it with gold, but can’t say he didn’t come out with nothing. Kris Gaffney-Yes you could. King-That’s because you’re you. (“Game On” blasts on the PA system. Tony Ikeda walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Tony and Syd Khatru have had many run in’s. King-I’m starting to wonder if any of Tony rivals are jealous. Kris Gaffney-Maybe. Music hits and Jack walks out no nonsense and focused down to the ring walking up the steps and stepping over top rope walks to each corner in turn standing on middle rope looking over crowd JR-Jack Wilshire is making his debut tonight. King-I’m sure he’s happy to not be in a match where his eyes are going to be attacked. Kris Gaffney-Or his hair being pulled. King-That’s what happens when you get dropped on your head too many times. [Tony Ikeda and Jack Wiltshire stand face to face. Tony Ikeda and Jack Wiltshire stiff fists to the face neither of them are gaining ground. Syd Khatru tries to make his present felt by attacking while they are too focused on each other. But Tony Ikeda and Jack Wiltshire connect with a elbow to the face that puts him down on the mat. Tony Ikeda uses this brief stop in the fist fight, and he hooks him into a side head lock, but Jack is able to counter with a few elbows into the stomach area driving the air out of him. Tony Ikeda let’s go, and Jack Wiltshire hooks him into a head lock, and Tony Ikeda backs him up into the ropes. Tony Ikeda whips him off of the ropes. Jack Wiltshire bounces off of the ropes. Tony Ikeda gets hit hard with a shoulder block. Tony Ikeda tries to get up to his feet, only to almost get his head taken off with a hard diving clothesline that makes Tony Ikeda do a flip. Jack Witshire goes into the cover on Tony Ikeda. The ref dives into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………..2…..Syd Khatru breaks up the pin.] JR- Jack Wiltshire is hard hitting. King-I don’t think you need to convince Tony Ikeda now. Kris Gaffney-Probably not. [Syd Khatru tries to pick up Jack Wiltshire, but he is able to counter his charge to the corner, and he throws him hard into the ring post. Syd Khatru hits hard into the ring shoulder. Syd Khatru falls out of the ring. Tony Ikeda runs towards Jack. Jack is able to move out of the way, and Tony Ikeda hits hard into the turnbuckle. Tony Ikeda stumbles Jack Wiltshire hooks Tony Ikeda for the Jack Slam, but Tony Ikeda is able to counter with a back elbow to the face. Tony Ikeda hooks Jack Wiltshire, and he connects with a t-bone suplex that sends him flying across the ring. Tony Ikeda is slow to get up to his feet, Jack is also slow to get up to his feet. Tony Ikeda goes for a fist to the face, and he ducks under. Tony Ikeda ducks under a wild fist to the face. Tony Ikeda hooks Jack Wiltshire, he lifts him up, and he drops him with a full nelson slam. Tony Ikeda goes into the cover on Jack Wiltshire. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2………KICK OUT by Jack Wiltshire. Tony Ikeda takes a few moments to rest up, before he gets up to his feet.] JR-It looks like Tony is setting up for the full nelson suplex. King-He’s probably wishing for the days when the slam could get the job done. Kris Gaffney-Or not. [Jack Wiltshire gets up to his feet, and he hooks him into a full nelson. But as he turns around. Jack Wiltshire gets blasted with a Singapore cane shot. Tony Ikeda lets go of Jack Wiltshire. Jack falls to the mat, and he rolls out of the ring. Syd Khatru hits a cane shot to the head of Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda is dazed. Syd Khatru is able to hook Tony Ikeda with a the cane, and drops him with a Singapore cane shot aided Russian leg swee. Syd Khatru drops an elbow drop, then another elbow drop, then another elbow drop.] JR-Syd Khatru is going for the Samara. King-None of these elbow drops are effective unless he hits the last one…it’s the law… (King and Kris stare into space about “the law”) [Syd goes for his jumping elbow drop, but Tony moves out of the way. Syd crashes into the mat. Tony Ikeda hooks him, and he connects with the full nelson suplex on Syd. Tony Ikeda goes into the cover. Jack Wiltshire is about to go into the ring to break up the count. But out of no where someone comes from the ramp way, and pushes him hard into the ring steps. Inside of the ring Tony Ikeda has the pin on Syd Khatru. The ref counts 1………………2……………3!!] JR-That is EMF newcomer Zack Parker. King-That is a way to make an impact. Kris Gaffney-On Jack Wiltshire’s shoulder. (The camera gets a shot of the downed Jack Wiltshire who seems to be smiling due to the attack despite feeling the pain.) (“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage with his web camera. He steps inside of the ring.) JR-Zack Ryder had a great First Blood even in defeat. King-I’m sure that’s not a comfort. Kris Gaffney-He’s his own comfort as long as you don’t take away his ability to take his ability to spike his hair. (Lights out, crowd waits in anticipation and then erupt in both boos and cheers for The Irish God when green smoke fills the dark arena and a spotlight shines at the top of the ramp, all when SinÃ©ad O'Connor & The Chieftains - The Foggy Dew plays throughout the arena. From the back, arms out and swinging cockily comes walking the Irish God, Lugus Cuhullin. He stops atop the ramp with his hands by his side and face looking to the ground and he raises his fists slowly making an X above his head. The Irish God slams his fists down and fireworks shoot from the ramp and lights flash green as The Irish God does quick shadowboxing with each strike fireworks shooting from the stage. He looks to the ring with his cocky smile.) JR-Lugus broke through his losing streak. King-What a time to do it too. Kris Gaffney-Fook indeed! [Zack Ryder fists pumps as the crowd cheers for him. Lugus Cuhullion yells FOOOOOOOOK. Zack Ryder throws a fist to the face. Lugus Cuhullion ducks under, and he runs to the ropes. Lugus Cuhullion bounces off of the ropes. Zack Ryder connects with a standing drop kick that knocks backwards Lugus Cuhullion. Lugus Cuhullion kicks him in the gut, and he plants him down into the mat with a t-bone suplex sending Lugus Cuhullion flying through the air. He crashes down on the mat. He is slow to get up to his feet in the corner. Zack Ryder runs towards Lugus Cuhullion. Zack Ryder jumps and he connects with a jumping forearm shot to the face that connects. Zack Ryder backs out of the corner. Lugus Cuhullion stumbles out of the corner. Zack Ryder kicks him in the gut, and he hooks him into a vertical suplex. He connects with a snap suplex. Zack Ryder gets up, and he goes to the nearest turnbuckle. He climbs up to the second turnbuckle. He jumps off, and he connects with a second rope elbow drop on the chest of Lugus Cuhullion. Zack Ryder goes itno the cover on Lugus Cuhullion. The ref dives into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………2…KICK OUT by Lugus Cuhullion. Zack Ryder hits a stomp on the downed Lugus Cuhullion. Zack Ryder picks him up he connects with a forearm shot to the face, he whips Lugus to the ropes. Lugus CUhullion bounces off of the ropes. Zack Ryder lowers his head as Lugus bounces off of the ropes. Lugus Cuhullion connects with a kick to the face that makes Zack Ryder stand up holding his face.] JR-Lugus Cuhullion with the counter there. King-You just can’t take your eyes off of Lugus. Kris Gaffney-You never know what he’ll have for you next. [Zack Ryder climbs up to his feet holding his face. Lugus Cuhullion picks up Zack Ryder, and he drops him with a falling slam. Lugus Cuhullion runs to the ropes, and he spring boards off of the second rope, and Lugus Cuhullion connects with a spring board moonsault into a pin. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………2…KICK OUT by Zack Ryder. Lugus Cuhullion and Zack Ryder are down on the mat. They are struggling to get up to their feet. The ref starts his standing ten count. The ref counts 1………………2…………..3……………4……..Lugus Cuhullion starts to crawl towards the corner……..5….Zack Ryder is struggling up to his feet in the middle of the ring……6…….7…..Zack Ryder is up to his feet just as he turns to see that Lugus CUhullion has put his arm over the top rope in the corner. Zack Ryder thinking that he needs to do something to get this match back into his control runs towards Lugus Cuhullion. Lugus Cuhullion counters this with a back elbow to the face. Zack Ryder stumbles backwards. Lugus Cuhullion takes a few moments. Zack Ryder turns around only to get a brief second glimpse of his Lugus Cuhullions knee as it comes for the face of Zack Ryder. Zack Ryder goes down on the mat holding his face. Lugus Cuhullion takes a few moments to rest up. He waits for Zack Ryder to get up to his feet. Lugus Cuhullion hits a kick to the calf of Zack Ryder, then a kick to the ribs of Zack Ryder. Lugus Cuhullion spins to hit a back elbow to the side of the head. Cuhullion runs to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes and finishes it off with a running front boot to the face putting down Zack Ryder.] JR-Lugus Cuhullion has the advantage here. King-Think he yelled FOOOOK after that last move? Kris Gaffney-If not, that’s what I pretend he does. [With Zack Ryder down on the mat. Lugus Cuhullion goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope. He sets up, and he comes down on Zack Ryder with the blessing from above!! Zack Ryder is hurting. Lugus Cuhullion goes into the cover on Zack Ryder. The ref counts 1………..2……...3!!] JR-Zack Ryder was reeling from that big boot and Lugus took advantage. King-Tyson Tomko must be proud. Kris Gaffney-Or he’s wondering if it’s a conspiracy!! (“Ultimate Countdown” blasts on the PA system. Daniel Bryan walks out on the stage. He steps inside of the ring.) JR-Daniel Bryan played a key part in the ending of the main event. King-If by key part…you mean his leg smacked the Wretched Nobody as he was falling. Kris Gaffney-Better watch out…Wretch might rip that leg off. (“Judas” blasts on the PA system. Troy Gafgen walks out on the stage. AJ Lee skips around Troy a little less more energy than usual. Troy steps inside of the ring.) JR-Troy’s going to want to bounce back after losing the IC championship. Kris Gaffney-That never worked for me. King-A good reason why… [Troy Gafgen and Daniel Bryan stand in the middle of the ring as the bell rings. Troy Gafgen throws a fist to the face, Daniel Bryan is able to twist his arm. Troy Gafgen brings him down with a short arm clothesline that puts him down on the mat. Daniel Bryan is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Daniel Bryan gets whipped to the ropes. Troy Gafgen bounces off of the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Troy Gafgen throws him into the air, and he crashes down on the mat. Daniel Bryan on his knee’s. Troy Gafgen comes off of the ropes, and he connects with a boot to the face that puts down Daniel Bryan. Troy Gafgen runs to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. Troy Gafgen connects with a leg drop on Daniel Bryan. Troy Gafgen goes into the cover on Daniel Bryan. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……….2…KICK OUT by Daniel Bryan. Troy Gafgen puts on a nerve hold on the shoulder area. Daniel Bryan is in a lot of pain. Daniel Bryan fights up to his feet, and he is slow to get up to his feet. Daniel Bryan gets up to his feet. Troy Gafgen hits a knee lift into the gut of Daniel Bryan. He whips him to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. Troy Gafgen throws him in the air. Daniel Bryan crashes into the mat. He crashes into the mat. Troy Gafgen waits for Daniel Bryan to get up to his feet. Daniel Bryan gets picked up over his shoulder. He backs up into the corner, and he runs out of the corner. Troy Gafgen connects with a power slam on Daniel Bryan. Troy Gafgen goes into the cover on Daniel Bryan. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2…KICK OUT by Daniel Bryan.] JR-Kick out by Daniel Bryan. King-AJ would have made that pin better. Kris Gaffney-That’s what she’s thinking right now. [Daniel Bryan is slow to get up to his feet. Troy Gafgen goes for the Mental Maelstrom. But Daniel Bryan is able to push him off. Troy Gafgen bounces off of the ropes. Troy Gafgen connects with a leg lariat that puts him down on the mat. Daniel Bryan is slow to get up to his feet. Daniel Bryan hits a kick to the gut that doubles him in the gut. He connects him into a vertical suplex. He lifts him up, and he connects with a snap suplex. Daniel Bryan connects with a elbow drop on the downed Troy Gafgen. Daniel Bryan goes into the cover on Troy Gafgen. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……….2…KICK OUT by Troy Gafgen!!] JR-Daniel Bryan is on the offensive. King-AJ is not happy. Kris Gaffney-She wouldn’t be doing this if she was wrestling. King-Let’s always remind everyone about AJ. [Troy Gafgen is slow to get up to his feet. Daniel Bryan gets ready, and he tries to drive down Troy with an arm bar for the No Lock. Troy Gafgen is able to roll through. Daniel Bryan and Troy get up, Troy drops Bryan with the Mental Maelstrom!! Daniel Bryan seems out of it. Troy Gafgen goes into the cover on Daniel Bryan. The ref counts 1…………..2………….3!!] JR-Troy Gafgen quick reflex was the difference. King-It sure was. We hear the gentle sounds of a music box eerily creep throughout the arena growing more ominous, as Lux Aeterna Tenebrosi Stellata plays. Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen…. Brace yourselves! Smoke crawls across the canvas surrounding everyone in the ring, at ringside and the front row of the audience. Grace walks out into the middle of the stage smiling ear to ear as the arena lights flicker again, through the strobe we see The Wretched Nobody appear from nowhere. Ring Announcer: Making her way down the aisle the lovely, and loathsome Morose Rose - Miss Macabre, herself, Grace Brutal! Her Dark Star hails from The Danvers State Lunatic Asylum, Salem Massachusetts and at Six Foot Eleven inches tall – at Four Hundred and Twenty Pounds he is… the four Time EMF Heavyweight Champion of the Woooooorld! THE WRETCHED NOBODY! Nobody slithers under the bottom rope, and slides back sitting in the corner. Nobody reaches for the top rope and pulls himself back to his feet. He rolls his neck and glares hard at the floor as he rocks from side to side in his corner. JR-I can’t imagine that it’s going to be a good thing to be near the Wretched Nobody right now. King-Normally you don’t want to be in the ring with Wretch….that goes double now. Kris Gaffney-Anyone who doesn’t like to hear Grace is probably happy…her dialog is just one big bleep now. JR-Azar is probably in a better mood though. (“I’m better than you and you know it” Is said over the loud speakers right before Lamb Of God- “Overlord” hits. The crowd erupts in boos as the lighting begins to flash green and gold. The ramp fills with images of money as Azar Vulcan steps out from the back with a smug grin on his face. He stops atop of the ramp laughing at the fans.) King-Well he had a tough match too…he fought god. Kris Gaffney-Hey it’s only tough if the Melon Gods say it is. King-That’s true. [The Wretched Nobody and Azar Vulcan stand in the middle of the ring. Azar Vulcan talks trash, but the Wretched Nobody doesn’t seem to effected by anything that is said. The bell rings Azar Vulcan hits a few fists to the face. The Wretched Nobody seems to be effected. Azar Vulcan bounces off of the ropes. The Wretched Nobody stops his momentum right there with a shoulder block that puts down Azar Vulcan down on the mat. The Wretched Nobody stands over Azar Vulcan, he grabs him around the throat and he lifts him up. The Wretched Nobody whips him to the ropes. Azar Vulcan bounces off of the ropes. The Wretched Nobody throws him in the air. Azar Vulcan fly’s down on the mat. Azar Vulcan is in a lot of pain. The Wretched Nobody waits for Azar Vulcan to get up to his feet. The Wretched Nobody drives him into the corner. Azar Vulcan connects with a shoulder block which drives the air out of Azar Vulcan. The Wretched Nobody does it again, and again. The Wretched Nobody hooks him into a hip toss, and he runs out of the corner. He connects with a hip toss that sends Azar Vulcan flying thorugh the air, and he crashes down on the mat. Azar gets up to his feet dazed, the Wretched Nobody throws him against the cage side. Azar is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. The Wretched Nobody grabs him around the throat, he lifts him up in a choke slam and drives him across his leg into a back breaker. The Wretched Nobody goes into the cover on Azar Vulcan. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………………..2…………….Azar Vulcan is able to get his boot on the ropes.] JR-Azar might have been in trouble here. King-Or it’s a matter he’s saving energy. Kris Gaffney-Guess if it works for Orange Reign. King-Not quite like that…he just saves energy to save energy. [The Wretched Nobody goes into the corner. He motions for Azar Vulcan turns towards The Wretched Nobody. The Wretched Nobody goes for the trephination, but he ducks under the big boot. Azar Vulcan runs to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. The Wretched Nobody turns towards Azar Vulcan. Azar Vulcan connects with a running knee to the face that knocks him backwards. The Wretched Nobody falls out of the ropes, and on to the apron. Azar Vulcan runs towards where the Wretched Nobody is and connects with a drop kick that sends him flying hard into the cage side. Azar Vulcan takes a few moments to rest up. The Wretched Nobody falls on to the middle rope. The Wretched Nobody gets hooked into a front face lock, and he gets dropped into an elevated DDT that puts him down into the mat. Azar Vulcan takes a few moments to rest up. The Wretched Nobody tries to get up to his feet. Seeing this knowing that he needs to continue the attack. Azar Vulcan bounces off of the ropes, and connects with a running knee to the face. The Wretched Nobody turns away staggering around. Azar Vulcan hooks him into a head, and he drops him with a neck breaker that puts him down on the mat. Azar Vulcan goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope. Azar Vulcan steady’s himself up on the top rope. Azar Vulcan jumps off of the top rope, and he connects with the blood moon stomp on the Wretched Nobody. Azar Vulcan goes into the cover on the Wretched Nobody. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……….2…KICK OUT by Azar Vulcan.] JR-The TV champion might have run into a buzz saw. King-That’s Wretch on a normal night, this is no normal night. Kris Gaffney-I guess not. [Azar Vulcan pulls himself up to his feet in the corner. The Wretched Nobody seems to be readying himself as he wants to get as much momentum as possible with this next move. The Wretched Nobody runs towards Azar, but out of no where Azar is able to hit a glancing money maker that does not take down Wretch, but turns him around. Azar turns around and he calls for the ref to open the cage door as he’s right by the cage door. The door goes open, but Azar turns right in time the Wretched Nobody charging at him with bad intensions in his eyes. Azar and the Wretched Nobody connect with the Money Maker and the Trephination at the same time on each other. Both fall backwards. Unfortunately for the Wretched Nobody. Azar falls through the ropes, and out door, and on the floor. Azar wins via escape. JR-That was very fortunate for Azar. King-I’m sure that Azar wouldn’t say that. Kris Gaffney-Neither would Angelus Archer. JR-…. (The Wretched Nobody imitates the ref who dives out of the way of the Monster and stares down Azar who has caused separation go up the ramp as Shockwave goes off the air.)

EMF: Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen)

(The lights are turned out in the Phoenix Suns arena. Pyrotechnics rain down on the stage. They crash on the Shockwave stage. The lights turn on. The fans stand, yell and waive their signs. The camera shows shots of the crowd. After a few shots the camera zooms out to display the location information. The camera gets one more shot of the crowd.)

JR-Are live from the Phoenix Suns Arena in Phoenix Arizona. Welcome to Saturday Shockwave. We are coming off a memorable First Blood. I’m good ol’ JR Jim Ross, I’m joined at ring side by Jerry “The King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney.

King-And we got a very unhappy monster!!

Kris Gaffney-That sounds like a problem King.

King-It could be your problem too!!

Kris Gaffney-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

JR-Let’s get this night started. (“The duck song” blasts on the PA system. Kenny Omegrape walks out on the stage. He throws grapes at the crowd…or he would if he had grapes. Instead grape juice falls from the ceiling. Kenny shrugs, and he walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-You got to wonder if someone knew what they were doing when they booked this match.

King-Everyone knows what their doing in the EMF.

Kris Gaffney-They sure do…

(Orange looks around the arena, slowly pulls one hand out of his pocket and holds it just above his bellybutton and gives a lazy thumbs up before making his way down the ramp with his hands back into his pockets. Once at the ring, he slowly rolls under the ropes all the way to the middle of the ring where he does a kip-up with his hands still in his pocket. He walks to his corner giving a lazy thumbs up waiting for the match to begin.)

JR-Orange Reign came into the Extreme Battle Royal with the least EMF experience, but came away the extreme champion.

King-Now he must face god.

Kris Gaffney-I don’t think it impresses him.

King-Nothing does…

[Kenny Omegrape and Orange Reign throws grapes at Orange Reign. The crowd pelts them both with oranges. Orange Reign falls into the corner, and thinks this is a good chance to take a nap. The ref makes sure that Orange Reign can go. Orange Reign slowly raises a thumb. Kenny Omegrape runs towards Orange Reign. Orange Reign falls down, and Kenny Omegrape falls backwards. Kenny Omegrape gets hit with a mighty shin kick. Kenny Omegrape wonders if that’s even legal. Kenny Omegrape goes for a clothesline. But Orange Reign slumps down. Kenny runs to the ropes, Kenny Omegrape bounces off of the ropes. Orange Reign connects with a standing drop kick that knocks him down. Kenny tries to get up to his feet seemly due to the fact that he was taken off guard. Orange Reign picks up Kenny Omegrape, and he lifts him up, and he drops him with the Michinoku driver II. Kenny Omegrape is down on the mat. Orange Reign grabs the leg of Kenny Omegrape. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2….KICK OUT by Kenny Omegrape. Both wrestlers are slow to get up to his feet. Omegrape trying to recover…and Orange Reign is Orange Reign. He climbs up to the apron. Orange Reign holds on the ropes. Kenny Omegrape runs at Orange Reign. Orange Reign connects with a boot to the face.]

JR-Orange Reign has been avoid any contact thus far.

King-And yet he seems like he’s been in an hour long match.

Kris Gaffney-Not using energy takes a lot of energy.

[Orange Reign picks up Kenny Omegrape, and he hits a body slam. Orange Reign goes out of the ring. He climbs up to the top rope. He hurls himself for the lazy splash. Maybe it was a little bit too lazy as Kenny Omegrape moves out of the way as he’s in the air. Orange Reign crashes down on the mat. Kenny Omegrape recovers, and he see’s that Orange Reign is trying to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. Kenny Omegrape connects with a shining wizard. His boot connects to the back of the head. Dazed Orange Reign hooks Kenny Omegrape him into a front face lock, and he hooks him into a front face lock and from a kneeling position. Kenny Omegrape drives Orange Reign face first into the mat with a snap DDT. Kenny Omegrape is able to throw an arm over Orange Reign. The ref dives into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………………2…………Orange Reign shoots up the shoulder up. Both wrestlers are down on the mat. Both wrestlers are having issues to getting up to his feet. Orange Reign is in the corner. Kenny Omegrape runs at Orange Reign. Orange Reign attempts to get his boot up, but this time it doesn’t work. Kenny Omegrape catches his leg, and he brings him out of the corner hopping. Kenny Omegrape connects with a dragon whip putting him down on the mat. Kenny Omegrape,drops an elbow drop on the downed Orange Reign. Kenny once again goes into the cover. The ref counts 1…….2…KICK OUT once again by Orange Reign!!]

JR-Kenny Omegrape might be getting frustrated.

King-Screw you guy’s…he’s going to fruit TNA.

Kris Gaffney-Is that a thing?

King-It is if the Melon Gods says it is!

[Orange Reign gets picked up by Kenny Omegrape. Kenny Omegrape whips him off of the ropes. Kenny Omegrape goes for a clothesline, but Orange Reign ducks under. Kenny Omegrape turns around to see the orange punch coming straight for his face…BUT he ducks at the last possible moment. Orange Reign is taken off guard. He gets hit with a running knee to the back of the head. Orange Reign falls into the ropes. He stumbles backwards. Kenny picks up Orange Reign, and he connects with the Croyt’s Grapes of Wrath. Kenny Omegrape hooks the leg of Orange Reign as pins him. The ref counts 1…………..2……………3!!]

JR-Kenny was able to dodge that orange punch and it opened a window to get the victory.

King-The Melon Gods were probably alright either way for this match.

(“Becky Bayless’ theme” blasts on the PA system as Becky Bayless walks out on the stage, and she steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Becky Bayless has had strong ties to the EMF…

King-What one DNA test will do if you can prove that you are the half sister of Amy Dumas.

Kris Gaffney-And still only able to hire Triple M.

The lights dim down and become a sultry hot-pink, and out comes Alyssa Ouellet, Madame Couture herself, parading out with her latest designer handbag in her clutch. She lowers her shades and gives the crowd a nasty look before heading down the ramp with a hand on her hip, rolling her eyes at the chorus of boos being thrown her way. Carefully rolling into the ring, Alyssa hands her shades and handbag to the ring announcer. She then heads over to the ropes to lean against them, waiting for her opponent to enter.

JR-Alyssa Ouellet did indeed remind people of Becky for a time.

King-She said that she was going to be the biggest signing.

Kris Gaffney-Still working on that seemly.

[Before the bell even rings Becky Bayless runs towards Alyssa Ouelett. Becky Bayless knocks down Alyssa Ouellet as the ref makes her back up. Becky Bayless yells about how important that she is, and she waits as Alyssa yells for the bell to ring. The bell rings. Becky Bayless comes back with a running boot ot the face that knocks down Becky Bayless. Becky Bayless picks up Alyssa Ouellet. Alyssa Ouellet hits a few forearm shots to the face that knocks her backwards. Alyssa Ouellet hits a few forearm shots to the face that knocks her backwards. Becky Bayless whips her to the ropes. Alyssa Ouellet whips her to the ropes. Becky Bayless hits a running back elbow to the face that knocks down Becky Bayless. Alyssa Ouellet waits for Becky Bayless to get up to her feet, and she kicks her in the gut that doubles over Becky Bayless hits a swinging neck breaker. Becky Bayless whips Alyssa Ouellet to the ropes after pulling herself up. Alyssa Ouellet flips into a sun set flip, but it’s countered coming down on the chest of Alyssa Ouellet. Becky Bayless goes itno the cover on Alyssa Ouellet. The ref goes into position to make the count, the ref counts 1………..2…KICK OUT by Alyssa Ouellet.]

JR-Kick out by Alyssa Ouellet.

King-Becky has a plan.

Kris Gaffney-Does she? She looks like she’s going to just sit there.

King-Maybe that’s the plan, you don’t know!

[ Becky picks up Alyssa Ouellet and she tries to pick up Alyssa Ouellet. Alyssa is able to counter with a jaw breaker. Alyssa Ouellet lifts up Beck Bayless, and she drops her with a hot shot that connects Beck Bayless over the top rope. Becky Bayless waits for Alyssa Ouellet to stumble towards where she wants her to. Alyssa Ouellet runs towards the ropes, and she connects with a diving clothesline that knocks down Becky Bayless.]

JR-Alyssa OUellet is making a come back.

King-Now she needs to worry about Becky’s best interference.

Kris Gaffney-Or maybe not…

[Alyssa Ouellet waits for Becky Bayless. Triple M jumps on the apron. This causes her to turn her attention towards him for a moment. Alyssa Ouellet goes for a kick to the face. Becky ducks under. Becky hits a drop kick. She runs towards the ropes, she bounces off of tehr opes, and she completes the Streamliner!! Becky pushes Alyssa Ouellet on her back. Becky Bayless goes into the cover on Alyssa Ouellet. The ref counts 1…………..2…………3!!]

JR-Becky Bayless gets the victory.

King-Guess Matt Morgan paid off.

Kris Gaffney-I’m still doubtful.

(“Cult of personality” blasts on the PA system. CM Punk walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-This next match should be a test for the veteran.

King-You think that he thinks that?

Kris Gaffney-The very fact he’s straight edge makes him better than you…so I’m assuming not.

As the lights go out the opening licks to Entrance Song by The Black Angels reverberates throughout the arena. Smoke begins to shoot up from the ramp and a random set of technicolor lights begins to flash poetically throughout the arena. Mr. Psychedelic Branden Leno smoothly walks through the smokescreen. Wearing some aviator sunglasses, light acid wash jeans and a technicolored paisley shirt he looks around the arena with a smile on his face. He casually walks down the ramp, smiling and dipping his sunglasses to get a good look at the crowd. He reaches the ring floor and jumps on the apron before taking a second to look at the crowd again, nodding his head to the music. He goes through the ropes and gets on to the second rope, raising his arms to his sides, nodding at the crowd with a smile on his face.

JR-Brandon Leno was able to get his first victory.

King-Billy Kidman wants his gimmick back.

Kris Gaffney-I’m sure the people who likes to power bomb people are more concerned.

[CM Punk looks annoyed with Brandon Leno. CM Punk goes for a kick to the head as the bell rings. Brandon Leno ducks under, and Brandon Leno goes for a super kick that makes him fall down on the mat. CM Punk holds his jaw. Brandon Leno grabs CM Punk by the hair, and he brings him up to his feet. CM Punk gets hit with a few forearm shots to the face that knocks him backwards. CM Punk reverses a whip attempt by CM Punk. Brandon Leno bounces off of the ropes. CM Punk jumps in the air, and he connects with a flying shot to the face that puts him down on the mat. CM Punk is slow to get up to his feet, and he picks him up. Brandon Leno picks up CM Punk, and he drops him with a body slam. Brandon Leno stands by him, and he connects with a leg drop on CM Punk. Brandon Leno goes into the cover on CM Punk. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…….2…KICK OUT by CM Punk. Brandon Leno picks up CM Punk, and he connects with a few forearm shots to the face that knocks him backwards. CM Punk goes for a wild fist to the face, but he is able to duck under, and he hooks him into a belly to back suplex, and he connects with it. Brandon Leno takes a few moments to measure up as CM Punk is slow to get up to his feet. Brandon Leno waits as CM Punk gets up to his feet. CM Punk gets kicked in the gut. Brandon Leno hooks him into a pile driver position. Brandon Leno lifts him up, and drops him with the Purple Haze piledriver!! CM Punk seems out of it. Brandon Leno goes into the cover on CM Punk. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……….2…KICK OUT by CM Punk.]

King-I knew that wasn’t going to work.

Kris Gaffney-lair!

King-Shut up!

[Brandon Leno waits for CM Punk to get up to his feet, he lifts him up. CM Punk is able to go behind Brandon Leno. CM Punk connects with a kick to the side of the head. Brandon Leno stumbles around. CM Punk hits a kick to the gut that doubles over Brandon Leno. He runs towards the ropes. CM Punk connects with a swinging neck breaker on Brandon Leno is hurting as CM Punk takes a few moments to rest up as Brandon Leno gets up in the corner. CM Punk measures up as he watches as he gets up to his feet. Brandon Leno runs towards him, and he connects with a running knee to the face. CM Punk turns around, and he runs out of the corner, and he connects with a running bulldog out of the corner. CM Punk pushes Brandon Leno on to his back. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………2…KICK OUT by Brandon Leno!!]

JR-CM Punk has made a come back.

King-That’s why he’s the best of the world.

Kris Gaffney-What about the best of the other world?

King-They hate people too much to have a best of anything. So cynical!

[CM Punk picks up Brandon Leno and he lifts him up on his shoulders for the GTS, but as he goes for it Leno is able twist enough to counter right into the Acid Trip!! CM Punk is caught off guard. He tries to fight it….fights it…..finally he has no choice but to tap out. Brandon Leno wins this match!!]

JR-That was an amazing counter by Brandon Leno.

King-I guess you can’t generally let Leno get near your face.

(“Wrath and Crowardice” blasts on the PA system. Syd Khatru walks to the ring. Syd steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Syd Khatru has had an eventful few weeks.

King-Didn’t come out of it with gold, but can’t say he didn’t come out with nothing.

Kris Gaffney-Yes you could.

King-That’s because you’re you.

(“Game On” blasts on the PA system. Tony Ikeda walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Tony and Syd Khatru have had many run in’s.

King-I’m starting to wonder if any of Tony rivals are jealous.

Kris Gaffney-Maybe.

Music hits and Jack walks out no nonsense and focused down to the ring walking up the steps and stepping over top rope walks to each corner in turn standing on middle rope looking over crowd

JR-Jack Wilshire is making his debut tonight.

King-I’m sure he’s happy to not be in a match where his eyes are going to be attacked.

Kris Gaffney-Or his hair being pulled.

King-That’s what happens when you get dropped on your head too many times.

[Tony Ikeda and Jack Wiltshire stand face to face. Tony Ikeda and Jack Wiltshire stiff fists to the face neither of them are gaining ground. Syd Khatru tries to make his present felt by attacking while they are too focused on each other. But Tony Ikeda and Jack Wiltshire connect with a elbow to the face that puts him down on the mat. Tony Ikeda uses this brief stop in the fist fight, and he hooks him into a side head lock, but Jack is able to counter with a few elbows into the stomach area driving the air out of him. Tony Ikeda let’s go, and Jack Wiltshire hooks him into a head lock, and Tony Ikeda backs him up into the ropes. Tony Ikeda whips him off of the ropes. Jack Wiltshire bounces off of the ropes. Tony Ikeda gets hit hard with a shoulder block. Tony Ikeda tries to get up to his feet, only to almost get his head taken off with a hard diving clothesline that makes Tony Ikeda do a flip. Jack Witshire goes into the cover on Tony Ikeda. The ref dives into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………..2…..Syd Khatru breaks up the pin.]

JR- Jack Wiltshire is hard hitting.

King-I don’t think you need to convince Tony Ikeda now.

Kris Gaffney-Probably not.

[Syd Khatru tries to pick up Jack Wiltshire, but he is able to counter his charge to the corner, and he throws him hard into the ring post. Syd Khatru hits hard into the ring shoulder. Syd Khatru falls out of the ring. Tony Ikeda runs towards Jack. Jack is able to move out of the way, and Tony Ikeda hits hard into the turnbuckle. Tony Ikeda stumbles Jack Wiltshire hooks Tony Ikeda for the Jack Slam, but Tony Ikeda is able to counter with a back elbow to the face. Tony Ikeda hooks Jack Wiltshire, and he connects with a t-bone suplex that sends him flying across the ring. Tony Ikeda is slow to get up to his feet, Jack is also slow to get up to his feet. Tony Ikeda goes for a fist to the face, and he ducks under. Tony Ikeda ducks under a wild fist to the face. Tony Ikeda hooks Jack Wiltshire, he lifts him up, and he drops him with a full nelson slam. Tony Ikeda goes into the cover on Jack Wiltshire. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2………KICK OUT by Jack Wiltshire. Tony Ikeda takes a few moments to rest up, before he gets up to his feet.]

JR-It looks like Tony is setting up for the full nelson suplex.

King-He’s probably wishing for the days when the slam could get the job done.

Kris Gaffney-Or not.

[Jack Wiltshire gets up to his feet, and he hooks him into a full nelson. But as he turns around. Jack Wiltshire gets blasted with a Singapore cane shot. Tony Ikeda lets go of Jack Wiltshire. Jack falls to the mat, and he rolls out of the ring. Syd Khatru hits a cane shot to the head of Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda is dazed. Syd Khatru is able to hook Tony Ikeda with a the cane, and drops him with a Singapore cane shot aided Russian leg swee. Syd Khatru drops an elbow drop, then another elbow drop, then another elbow drop.]

JR-Syd Khatru is going for the Samara.

King-None of these elbow drops are effective unless he hits the last one…it’s the law…

(King and Kris stare into space about “the law”)

[Syd goes for his jumping elbow drop, but Tony moves out of the way. Syd crashes into the mat. Tony Ikeda hooks him, and he connects with the full nelson suplex on Syd. Tony Ikeda goes into the cover. Jack Wiltshire is about to go into the ring to break up the count. But out of no where someone comes from the ramp way, and pushes him hard into the ring steps. Inside of the ring Tony Ikeda has the pin on Syd Khatru. The ref counts 1………………2……………3!!]

JR-That is EMF newcomer Zack Parker.

King-That is a way to make an impact.

Kris Gaffney-On Jack Wiltshire’s shoulder.

(The camera gets a shot of the downed Jack Wiltshire who seems to be smiling due to the attack despite feeling the pain.)

(“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage with his web camera. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Zack Ryder had a great First Blood even in defeat.

King-I’m sure that’s not a comfort.

Kris Gaffney-He’s his own comfort as long as you don’t take away his ability to take his ability to spike his hair.

(Lights out, crowd waits in anticipation and then erupt in both boos and cheers for The Irish God when green smoke fills the dark arena and a spotlight shines at the top of the ramp, all when SinÃ©ad O'Connor & The Chieftains - The Foggy Dew plays throughout the arena. From the back, arms out and swinging cockily comes walking the Irish God, Lugus Cuhullin. He stops atop the ramp with his hands by his side and face looking to the ground and he raises his fists slowly making an X above his head. The Irish God slams his fists down and fireworks shoot from the ramp and lights flash green as The Irish God does quick shadowboxing with each strike fireworks shooting from the stage. He looks to the ring with his cocky smile.)

JR-Lugus broke through his losing streak.

King-What a time to do it too.

Kris Gaffney-Fook indeed!

[Zack Ryder fists pumps as the crowd cheers for him. Lugus Cuhullion yells FOOOOOOOOK. Zack Ryder throws a fist to the face. Lugus Cuhullion ducks under, and he runs to the ropes. Lugus Cuhullion bounces off of the ropes. Zack Ryder connects with a standing drop kick that knocks backwards Lugus Cuhullion. Lugus Cuhullion kicks him in the gut, and he plants him down into the mat with a t-bone suplex sending Lugus Cuhullion flying through the air. He crashes down on the mat. He is slow to get up to his feet in the corner. Zack Ryder runs towards Lugus Cuhullion. Zack Ryder jumps and he connects with a jumping forearm shot to the face that connects. Zack Ryder backs out of the corner. Lugus Cuhullion stumbles out of the corner. Zack Ryder kicks him in the gut, and he hooks him into a vertical suplex. He connects with a snap suplex. Zack Ryder gets up, and he goes to the nearest turnbuckle. He climbs up to the second turnbuckle. He jumps off, and he connects with a second rope elbow drop on the chest of Lugus Cuhullion. Zack Ryder goes itno the cover on Lugus Cuhullion. The ref dives into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………2…KICK OUT by Lugus Cuhullion. Zack Ryder hits a stomp on the downed Lugus Cuhullion. Zack Ryder picks him up he connects with a forearm shot to the face, he whips Lugus to the ropes. Lugus CUhullion bounces off of the ropes. Zack Ryder lowers his head as Lugus bounces off of the ropes. Lugus Cuhullion connects with a kick to the face that makes Zack Ryder stand up holding his face.]

JR-Lugus Cuhullion with the counter there.

King-You just can’t take your eyes off of Lugus.

Kris Gaffney-You never know what he’ll have for you next.

[Zack Ryder climbs up to his feet holding his face. Lugus Cuhullion picks up Zack Ryder, and he drops him with a falling slam. Lugus Cuhullion runs to the ropes, and he spring boards off of the second rope, and Lugus Cuhullion connects with a spring board moonsault into a pin. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………2…KICK OUT by Zack Ryder. Lugus Cuhullion and Zack Ryder are down on the mat. They are struggling to get up to their feet. The ref starts his standing ten count. The ref counts 1………………2…………..3……………4……..Lugus Cuhullion starts to crawl towards the corner……..5….Zack Ryder is struggling up to his feet in the middle of the ring……6…….7…..Zack Ryder is up to his feet just as he turns to see that Lugus CUhullion has put his arm over the top rope in the corner. Zack Ryder thinking that he needs to do something to get this match back into his control runs towards Lugus Cuhullion. Lugus Cuhullion counters this with a back elbow to the face. Zack Ryder stumbles backwards. Lugus Cuhullion takes a few moments. Zack Ryder turns around only to get a brief second glimpse of his Lugus Cuhullions knee as it comes for the face of Zack Ryder. Zack Ryder goes down on the mat holding his face. Lugus Cuhullion takes a few moments to rest up. He waits for Zack Ryder to get up to his feet. Lugus Cuhullion hits a kick to the calf of Zack Ryder, then a kick to the ribs of Zack Ryder. Lugus Cuhullion spins to hit a back elbow to the side of the head. Cuhullion runs to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes and finishes it off with a running front boot to the face putting down Zack Ryder.]

JR-Lugus Cuhullion has the advantage here.

King-Think he yelled FOOOOK after that last move?

Kris Gaffney-If not, that’s what I pretend he does.

[With Zack Ryder down on the mat. Lugus Cuhullion goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope. He sets up, and he comes down on Zack Ryder with the blessing from above!! Zack Ryder is hurting. Lugus Cuhullion goes into the cover on Zack Ryder. The ref counts 1………..2……...3!!]

JR-Zack Ryder was reeling from that big boot and Lugus took advantage.

King-Tyson Tomko must be proud.

Kris Gaffney-Or he’s wondering if it’s a conspiracy!!

(“Ultimate Countdown” blasts on the PA system. Daniel Bryan walks out on the stage. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Daniel Bryan played a key part in the ending of the main event.

King-If by key part…you mean his leg smacked the Wretched Nobody as he was falling.

Kris Gaffney-Better watch out…Wretch might rip that leg off.

(“Judas” blasts on the PA system. Troy Gafgen walks out on the stage. AJ Lee skips around Troy a little less more energy than usual. Troy steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Troy’s going to want to bounce back after losing the IC championship.

Kris Gaffney-That never worked for me.

King-A good reason why…

[Troy Gafgen and Daniel Bryan stand in the middle of the ring as the bell rings. Troy Gafgen throws a fist to the face, Daniel Bryan is able to twist his arm. Troy Gafgen brings him down with a short arm clothesline that puts him down on the mat. Daniel Bryan is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Daniel Bryan gets whipped to the ropes. Troy Gafgen bounces off of the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Troy Gafgen throws him into the air, and he crashes down on the mat. Daniel Bryan on his knee’s. Troy Gafgen comes off of the ropes, and he connects with a boot to the face that puts down Daniel Bryan. Troy Gafgen runs to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. Troy Gafgen connects with a leg drop on Daniel Bryan. Troy Gafgen goes into the cover on Daniel Bryan. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……….2…KICK OUT by Daniel Bryan. Troy Gafgen puts on a nerve hold on the shoulder area. Daniel Bryan is in a lot of pain. Daniel Bryan fights up to his feet, and he is slow to get up to his feet. Daniel Bryan gets up to his feet. Troy Gafgen hits a knee lift into the gut of Daniel Bryan. He whips him to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. Troy Gafgen throws him in the air. Daniel Bryan crashes into the mat. He crashes into the mat. Troy Gafgen waits for Daniel Bryan to get up to his feet. Daniel Bryan gets picked up over his shoulder. He backs up into the corner, and he runs out of the corner. Troy Gafgen connects with a power slam on Daniel Bryan. Troy Gafgen goes into the cover on Daniel Bryan. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2…KICK OUT by Daniel Bryan.]

JR-Kick out by Daniel Bryan.

King-AJ would have made that pin better.

Kris Gaffney-That’s what she’s thinking right now.

[Daniel Bryan is slow to get up to his feet. Troy Gafgen goes for the Mental Maelstrom. But Daniel Bryan is able to push him off. Troy Gafgen bounces off of the ropes. Troy Gafgen connects with a leg lariat that puts him down on the mat. Daniel Bryan is slow to get up to his feet. Daniel Bryan hits a kick to the gut that doubles him in the gut. He connects him into a vertical suplex. He lifts him up, and he connects with a snap suplex. Daniel Bryan connects with a elbow drop on the downed Troy Gafgen. Daniel Bryan goes into the cover on Troy Gafgen. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……….2…KICK OUT by Troy Gafgen!!]

JR-Daniel Bryan is on the offensive.

King-AJ is not happy.

Kris Gaffney-She wouldn’t be doing this if she was wrestling.

King-Let’s always remind everyone about AJ.

[Troy Gafgen is slow to get up to his feet. Daniel Bryan gets ready, and he tries to drive down Troy with an arm bar for the No Lock. Troy Gafgen is able to roll through. Daniel Bryan and Troy get up, Troy drops Bryan with the Mental Maelstrom!! Daniel Bryan seems out of it. Troy Gafgen goes into the cover on Daniel Bryan. The ref counts 1…………..2………….3!!]

JR-Troy Gafgen quick reflex was the difference.

King-It sure was.

We hear the gentle sounds of a music box eerily creep throughout the arena growing more ominous, as Lux Aeterna Tenebrosi Stellata plays.

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen…. Brace yourselves!

Smoke crawls across the canvas surrounding everyone in the ring, at ringside and the front row of the audience. Grace walks out into the middle of the stage smiling ear to ear as the arena lights flicker again, through the strobe we see The Wretched Nobody appear from nowhere.

Ring Announcer: Making her way down the aisle the lovely, and loathsome Morose Rose - Miss Macabre, herself, Grace Brutal! Her Dark Star hails from The Danvers State Lunatic Asylum, Salem Massachusetts and at Six Foot Eleven inches tall – at Four Hundred and Twenty Pounds he is… the four Time EMF Heavyweight Champion of the Woooooorld! THE WRETCHED NOBODY!

Nobody slithers under the bottom rope, and slides back sitting in the corner. Nobody reaches for the top rope and pulls himself back to his feet. He rolls his neck and glares hard at the floor as he rocks from side to side in his corner.

JR-I can’t imagine that it’s going to be a good thing to be near the Wretched Nobody right now.

King-Normally you don’t want to be in the ring with Wretch….that goes double now.

Kris Gaffney-Anyone who doesn’t like to hear Grace is probably happy…her dialog is just one big bleep now.

JR-Azar is probably in a better mood though.

(“I’m better than you and you know it” Is said over the loud speakers right before Lamb Of God- “Overlord” hits. The crowd erupts in boos as the lighting begins to flash green and gold. The ramp fills with images of money as Azar Vulcan steps out from the back with a smug grin on his face. He stops atop of the ramp laughing at the fans.)

King-Well he had a tough match too…he fought god.

Kris Gaffney-Hey it’s only tough if the Melon Gods say it is.

King-That’s true.

[The Wretched Nobody and Azar Vulcan stand in the middle of the ring. Azar Vulcan talks trash, but the Wretched Nobody doesn’t seem to effected by anything that is said. The bell rings Azar Vulcan hits a few fists to the face. The Wretched Nobody seems to be effected. Azar Vulcan bounces off of the ropes. The Wretched Nobody stops his momentum right there with a shoulder block that puts down Azar Vulcan down on the mat. The Wretched Nobody stands over Azar Vulcan, he grabs him around the throat and he lifts him up. The Wretched Nobody whips him to the ropes. Azar Vulcan bounces off of the ropes. The Wretched Nobody throws him in the air. Azar Vulcan fly’s down on the mat. Azar Vulcan is in a lot of pain. The Wretched Nobody waits for Azar Vulcan to get up to his feet. The Wretched Nobody drives him into the corner. Azar Vulcan connects with a shoulder block which drives the air out of Azar Vulcan. The Wretched Nobody does it again, and again. The Wretched Nobody hooks him into a hip toss, and he runs out of the corner. He connects with a hip toss that sends Azar Vulcan flying thorugh the air, and he crashes down on the mat. Azar gets up to his feet dazed, the Wretched Nobody throws him against the cage side. Azar is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. The Wretched Nobody grabs him around the throat, he lifts him up in a choke slam and drives him across his leg into a back breaker. The Wretched Nobody goes into the cover on Azar Vulcan. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………………..2…………….Azar Vulcan is able to get his boot on the ropes.]

JR-Azar might have been in trouble here.

King-Or it’s a matter he’s saving energy.

Kris Gaffney-Guess if it works for Orange Reign.

King-Not quite like that…he just saves energy to save energy.

[The Wretched Nobody goes into the corner. He motions for Azar Vulcan turns towards The Wretched Nobody. The Wretched Nobody goes for the trephination, but he ducks under the big boot. Azar Vulcan runs to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. The Wretched Nobody turns towards Azar Vulcan. Azar Vulcan connects with a running knee to the face that knocks him backwards. The Wretched Nobody falls out of the ropes, and on to the apron. Azar Vulcan runs towards where the Wretched Nobody is and connects with a drop kick that sends him flying hard into the cage side. Azar Vulcan takes a few moments to rest up. The Wretched Nobody falls on to the middle rope. The Wretched Nobody gets hooked into a front face lock, and he gets dropped into an elevated DDT that puts him down into the mat. Azar Vulcan takes a few moments to rest up. The Wretched Nobody tries to get up to his feet. Seeing this knowing that he needs to continue the attack. Azar Vulcan bounces off of the ropes, and connects with a running knee to the face. The Wretched Nobody turns away staggering around. Azar Vulcan hooks him into a head, and he drops him with a neck breaker that puts him down on the mat. Azar Vulcan goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope. Azar Vulcan steady’s himself up on the top rope. Azar Vulcan jumps off of the top rope, and he connects with the blood moon stomp on the Wretched Nobody. Azar Vulcan goes into the cover on the Wretched Nobody. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……….2…KICK OUT by Azar Vulcan.]

JR-The TV champion might have run into a buzz saw.

King-That’s Wretch on a normal night, this is no normal night.

Kris Gaffney-I guess not.

[Azar Vulcan pulls himself up to his feet in the corner. The Wretched Nobody seems to be readying himself as he wants to get as much momentum as possible with this next move. The Wretched Nobody runs towards Azar, but out of no where Azar is able to hit a glancing money maker that does not take down Wretch, but turns him around. Azar turns around and he calls for the ref to open the cage door as he’s right by the cage door. The door goes open, but Azar turns right in time the Wretched Nobody charging at him with bad intensions in his eyes. Azar and the Wretched Nobody connect with the Money Maker and the Trephination at the same time on each other. Both fall backwards. Unfortunately for the Wretched Nobody. Azar falls through the ropes, and out door, and on the floor. Azar wins via escape.

JR-That was very fortunate for Azar.

King-I’m sure that Azar wouldn’t say that.

Kris Gaffney-Neither would Angelus Archer.

JR-….

(The Wretched Nobody imitates the ref who dives out of the way of the Monster and stares down Azar who has caused separation go up the ramp as Shockwave goes off the air.)