EMF: Saturday Shockwave
	(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, and we go into the Saturday Shockwave video. Once it concludes, we fade into a darken arena in Seattle. Pyrotechnics don’t' blast off, the crowd is confused, until it does blast off finally scaring the hell out of everyone. Anyways the lights turn on after that random encounter as fans yell confused, and wave their signs. Some signs say "I don't get Sca…AAAAAAAAHHHH", "First Blood saved my marriage", and "I saw Chyna go into the men's room…then the women's room…then do a weird dance".) JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, I'm good ol' JR…were coming off of First Blood, and I'm joined like always by Jerry "the King" Lawler, and Kris "KG" Gaffney. King-You think anyone would notice if JR wasn't joined by us? Kris Gaffney-I would think so… ("Bodies" blasts on the PA system as Marina walks to the ring, and she steps inside of the ring.) JR-Marina might be banged up, but she has got to be feeling good to get the monkey off her back. King-Well…it is Chyna. Kris Gaffney-Getting anything off your back dealing with her is always a plus. ("Rylee's theme" blasts on the PA system as Rylee walks to the ring, and steps inside of the ring.) JR-Rylee has had quite a history of success in the EMF. King-But she can re-live it. [Marina, and Rylee lock up, and Marina puts Rylee into a arm bar, and holds it on Rylee. Rylee looks for a way out of the hold, and she backs Marina to the ropes, and she bounces off of the ropes, and comes off of the ropes, and hits a running shoulder block that knocks down Marina. Marian gets up to her feet, and charges at Rylee, Rylee gets countered by Marina with a hip toss that sends Marina down on the mat, and Rylee gets up to her feet, and Marina hits a running clothesline that knocks down Rylee. Marina waits as Rylee gets up to her feet, and she stumbles to the corner, and Marina close the gap between them, and hits a few kicks into the gut. Rylee brings Marina out the corner, and whips her to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and Marina goes for a clothesline, Marina is able to duck under, and she continues to the other side of the ring. She bounces off of the ropes, and she comes off of the ropes, and Rylee knocks her down with a leg lariat that knocks down Marina. Marina waits as Rylee gets up to her feet, and Marina sets up Rylee, and hits a belly to back suplex. Marina hits a few stomps on the downed Rylee, finally the ref makes her back off, which Marina allows, she backs off as Rylee gets up near the ropes. Rylee hits a few fists to the face of Marina, which makes her back off, Rylee takes the moment to shake off her head as she was able to cause separation. Rylee charges at Marina, Marina counters with a one woman flap jack that sends Rylee down to the mat. Marina takes a few moments to measure up as slowly Rylee gets up to her feet, and turn around. Marina sets up Rylee, and hits a northern lights suplex with a bridge. The ref counts the 1……………………..2……………………kick out by Rylee. Marina gets up, and starts to pump up the crowd, then notices that Rylee has crawled into the corner, and now she has her perfect set up for her finisher, the extreme seeing stars.] JR-It might be that time to finish this match for Marina. King-She probably needs to tell us what exactly extremely seeing stars is like… Kris Gaffney-Well…can't be pleasant… [Rylee is in the corner, and Marina runs up the turnbuckle, and goes for the Extreme seeing stars, but its countered by Rylee who gets under Marina, and hits a power bomb, and stacks her on her shoulders, and the ref counts the 1………………….2………………kick out by Marina. Rylee takes a few moments to rest up, and she soon gets up to her feet. Just as Marina stumbles right towards her Rylee is able to hit an arm breaker. Marina is in pain, and Rylee gets up to her feet, and hits a few stomps on the downed Marina. Rylee backs up before the ref can complain about anything. Marina gets up to her feet, and then Rylee kicks Marina in the gut doubling hver over, and hits a snap suplex on Marina. Rylee goes to the nearest corner, and pulls herself up to the second rope, and meaures up, and hits a diving elbow drop to the face of Marina. Marina in pain knows that she must create separation to try to gain the rest that might put the match back in her favor. She gets up to her feet on the apron, and then as she gets up to her feet. Marina sling shots her over the top of the ropes. Marina crashes hard on the mat. Slowly she gets up to her feet, and Marina gets kicked in the gut, and gets hit with a double arm DDT. Rylee goes into the cover on Marina, and the ref counts the 1………………..2…………………..kick out by Marina!] JR-Rylee almost got the pin there. King-That would make a dent in Marina's confidence. Kris Gaffney-That definitely wouldn't be good. [Rylee climbs out of the ring, and climbs up to the top rope, and measures up, and leaps off of the top rope. But Marina catches her with a drop kick in the gut. This makes Rylee stumbles backwards right into the corner in a sitting position.Marina runs up the the turnbuckle, and hits the Extreme Seeing Stars on Rylee! Marina pulls Rylee out of the corner, and makes the cover on Rylee. The ref counts the 1……………….2…………..3!] JR-Marina with a great counter won this match. King-She was alert, and was able to find a way to win. Kris Gaffney-When is she not alert? King-When she's reading quotes…then you can sneak up on her, and win a match. Kris Gaffney-…. As Shockwave returns from it's first commercial break, "This Is Extreme" begins to blast through the speakers. The old ECW Logo flashes on the EMFtron, and then slowly morphs into the EMF logo, wrapped in barbwire and colored purple. CEO Paul Heyman steps out onto the stage, several rolled up papers in his left hand and a microphone in his right. He stands on the edge of the stage and flashes his biggest, most devious smile and for the fans to look around. The camera begins to pan around the arena, and as it does, several people are seen coming down to the ring area through the crowd. As they get closer to the ring side area, the identities of several ECW originals, Sandman, Taz, Tommy Dreamer, The Dudley Boys, Raven and Sabu are all seen. The men all climb over the barricade and make their way into the ring. Heyman laughs as they all get in the ring, he himself now making his way towards the ring. Heyman ascends the steps and climbs between the ropes. He stops as he enters the ring and looks at the men who had so passionately worked for him in ECW. He stands there, smiling, taking stock of them all. Sandman leaning on the ropes, hold his Singapore cane in one hand and beer in the other. Taz is standing, his arms crossed over his chest and a towel over his head. Sabu is perched atop one of the turnbuckles, and Raven is crouched in a far corner, his arms resting on the bottom ropes. The Dudley Boys and Tommy Dreamer are standing together, mean and pissed off looks on their faces as they stare up the ramp towards the stage. Heyman walks to the middle of the ring and turns to face the entrance area. He raises the microphone and the music stops. Heyman:" Well look what we have here. No, this isn't some kind of an ECW invasion. I would never repeat something that Vince McMahon did....TWICE! And no, this isn't some random ECW family reunion. No, these gentlemen are all here for a reason. These gentlemen are here to show solidarity. They're here to show support. They're here to show respect. Above all though, they are here to show loyalty. You see, it wasn't that long ago that The Rock jested about how the men standing here with me now all hated me. That they only continued to work for me because they kept hoping that I was going to pay them. You see, the truth is though, these men continued to work for me because they all have a sense of loyalty. No matter how rough, and how bad it got in ECW, they remained loyal to their fans, to the business, to the sport, to each other, and to me. Oh, that's not the only reason they are all here tonight. They are also here just in case The Rock decided to do something stupid like try and come down here and put his hands on me, or tried to sneak up behind me in the back and assault me. That's right, they are going to be with me all night long. Everywhere I go, these men are going to all be right there with me. So please, do us all a favor Rocky, come after me. Because everybody here, myself included, would love nothing more than to see you have the shit beat out of you be a group of men who don't just understand what it is to be extreme, but who invented extreme. Wait a minute. I almost forgot. Nobody here understands why Rock would want to come down here and lay his hands on me. None of you saw it did you? You don't know what happened. Well, allow me to bring you all up to speed. This past Sunday night at First Blood, The Rock defended the Extreme Championship against Tony Ikeda. It was a mach that The Rock lost, thus forever proving that he indeed, is not extreme. That's not what it's about though. No, it's about how he lost. You see, the match ended when Tony stuck a taser to The Rock. Rocky had been distracted by Scott Tazte, who he was assaulting. And when he turned around, he got tasered. However, what people didn't see, was exactly where Tony got the taser from. That's right, I gave Tony the taser! And I did it to teach The Rock a lesson. Well, a couple of lesson's actually. Lesson number one was that he is absolutely the least extreme wrestler, if you can call him that, I have ever seen in my life. And the second is that you simply should never, ever fuck with me! Rock, I told you that there would be consequences. I told you that you were going to wrestle in an ECW rules match. And trust me, when Tony stuck you with that taser, it was like I was back in the old ECW Arena watching these guys here torture and mutilate one another to win a match. It was absolutely wonderful. So Rock, do yourself a favor. Leave it alone now. Go on about your happy little life. Go back to Hollywood. Go make Tooth Fairy 2: The Molar Express. Or whatever dumbass movie you may have on your schedule right now. Whatever you do though, don't even think about coming near me. Because if you do, well, let's just say that I don't think you'll enjoy where you'll be waking up at when they finish with you. And if you don't believe that you shouldn't cross me, just go ask the last guy who crossed me the wrong way. Oh, wait, you can't. He doesn't seem to be around any longer. But, before I go Rocky, a couple of the guys have something they'd like to say to you. Heyman turns around and hands the mic to Bubba Ray Dudley who is flanked by DeVon. Bubba:"Though Shalt Not Steal. Though Shalt Not Kill. And Though Shalt Not Fuck With The E....E....E....Ev....." DeVon slaps him on the back of his head Bubba:"Evil Genius!" Bubba turns around and drops the mic between Raven's legs. Raven grabs the microphone and raises it to his mouth. Raven:"So it is written. So it shall come to pass. Quoth The Raven.....Nevermore" With that, Raven drops the mic and slides out of the ring. "This Is Extreme" begins to play again as the ECW Originals all climb out of the ring. Heyman steps between the ropes and heads down the stairs. As soon as his feet touch the floor, the Originals form a circle around him, and the group begin to make their way up the ramp to the stage, the scene fading to another commercial break. (LoveFuryPassionEnegry" blasts on the PA system as Amy Dumas runs out on the stage, and does her usual entrance.) JR-From what I understand this match is that the winner must strip down the loser to their bra and panties, and spank them once. King-Not into submission…damn, no fun… Kris Gaffney-Think we got enough. ("Holla" blasts on the PA system as Kelly Kelly walks to the ring, and slides into the ring not looking happy.) JR-Kelly Kelly is not happy with what happened to her at First Blood. King-But the rest of are just fine with it! [Amy Dumas and Kelly Kelly pace around the ring, and they lock up but Kelly stops short, and Kelly Kelly pokes Amy Dumas in the eyes, and Amy stumbles backwards, and Kelly charges at Amy Dumas, Kelly Kelly hits a knee lift to the gut that doubles over Amy Dumas. Kelly Kelly whips Amy Dumas off of the ropes, and Kelly Kelly hits a spinning kick to the face that knocks down Amy Dumas. Kelly Kelly hits a few stomps into the gut. Amy seemly has the wind knocked out of her, as the ref makes Kelly Kelly back off. Amy Dumas crawls into the corner. Kelly Kelly hits a few stomps into the gut which makes sure she doesn't get up, and Kelly Kelly puts her boot to the throat of Amy Dumas. The ref counts to four, and Kelly Kelly lets go of the choke, and Kelly Kelly backs up, and she picks up Amy Dumas, and whips her off of the other side of the ring's turnbuckle. Amy Dumas stumbles out of the corner. Kelly Kelly picks up Amy Dumas on her shoulders, and hits a gut buster. Amy is holding her stomaching, and couching as it's clear that she isn't in top shape as of yet. Kelly Kelly tries to pull off Amy's shirt, but before it's ripped off, Amy Dumas kicks Kelly Kelly in the face with a back boot.] JR-It does not look like Amy's in condition to wrestle. King-Well…before last match, she had not fought a match since carrying four kids. Kris Gaffney- That's quite a lot…no idea how she keep her figure. King-……… Kris Gaffney-…or so my wife says. [Amy Dumas stumbles up to her feet still trying to breath, Kelly Kelly goes for a clothesline, but it's ducked under by Amy Dumas. Kelly Kelly turns around, and Amy Dumas kicks Kelly Kelly in the gut, and hits a snap suplex. Kelly Kelly is down but she is able to get up fairly quickly, and Amy Dumas ducks a wild fist to the face, and Amy Dumasand then Amy sets up Kelly Kelly, and hits a Russian leg sweep that sends Kelly Kelly down to the mat, and Amy rolls into the corner, and gets up in the corner, and she takes a few moments to catch her breath, but obviously she took too long as Kelly Kelly was able to get up to her feet, and charge at Amy. But seemly Amy isn't that out of shape as she is able to get her boot up, and Kelly Kelly stumbles backswards. Amy is able to pull herself up to the second rope, and then she is able to leap off of the second rope. Amy hits a cross body block, and she hits a few fists to the face. She picks up Kelly Kelly, and throws her into the ring post. From there Amy grabs Kelly's top from being, and rips it clean off her body as she screams and tries to cover up with her arms, trying to cover it up.] King-YES BRA! Kris Gaffney-Ever notice he would yell bra first…and not what's in the bra. King-Eeerrr…..that's something that should be assumed… Kris Gaffney-Sure it is… [ Kelly Kelly stumbles up to her feet, and right into an Amy kick, and she hits the reverse of fates. Amy rolls up Kelly Kelly up, and as she screams starts taking of Kelly's pants, but as she is doing this. Kelly reaches up Amy's skirt, pulls down Amy's panties to reveal her pink thong, and gives her ass a smack, the bell rings.] JR-The hell? King-I think they just said Kelly won? Kris Gaffney-I thought they had to strip down completely? JR-Confusing. (Amy doesn't look too happy as Kelly slides out of the ring, still looking embarrassed yet happy she got away with that one.) ("Game On" blasts on the PA system as the Extreme champion Tony Ikeda walks to the ring.) JR-Tony Ikeda had a good First Blood…but not all went to plan. King-Plans seem to suck for First Blood Kris Gaffney-Probably a good reason for that. ("Bad Company" blasts on the PA system as the TV champion Dewey Pond walk to the ring.) JR-Dewey Pond has held the TV title, but it might not mean as much as this one did. Kris Gaffney-He did fight through a lot. King-Not sure what the big deal is…I got through many ex-wives. [Dewey Pond and Tony Ikeda pace around the ring, and then the two new champions lock up. Tony Ikeda is able to take Dewey Pond over with a hammer lock, and Tony Ikeda puts Dewey Pond into a side headlock, and he puts Dewey Pond down with a headlock take down. Tony Ikeda puts on the pressure on Dewey Pond, Dewey Pond looks for a way out of the hold by getting up to his feet, and then once he gets up to his feet Dewey Pond looks for way out of the hold, and he backs up Dewey Pond to the ropes, and he tries to whip Tony Ikeda off of the ropes. But it's countered by Tony Ikeda who grabs Dewey Pond by the hair, and Tony Ikeda puts the head lock back on, and Tony Ikeda is quickly countered by Dewey Pond who goes for a belly to back suplex. But it's countered by Tony Ikeda who puts Dewey Pond in a full nelson, but realizes that he is struggling too much to get him over for the suplex, so Tony Ikeda hits the full nelson slam. Which finally makes an impact on his opponent, Tony Ikeda hits a few stomps on the dowsned Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond is in pain, and finally the ref makes Tony Ikeda back away. Dewey Pond crawls away, and then he gets by the ropes, and tries to get up, and hangs over the second rope. Tony Ikeda goes over to the ropes, and pushes down on Ton yIkeda's back, and the ref counts to four. Tony Ikeda lets go, as the ref yells at Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda backs off. Tony Ikeda allows Dewey Pond to get up to his feet, and then once he gets up to his feet. Tony Ikeda hits a few fists to the face, and then he whips Dewey Pond off of the ropes, but it's reversed. He bounces off of the ropes Dewey Pond lowers his head, and then Tony Ikeda counters with a swinging neck breaker on Dewey Pond. Tony Ikeda looks over to the apron, and then he sling shots himself over the top rope, and catches him with a splash on Dewey Pond. Tony Ikeda goes into the cover on Dewey Pond. The ref counts the 1…………………….2…………………………..kick out by Dewey Pond.] JR-Dewey Pond is not going down that easily. King-I think we know this by now. Kris Gaffney-Maybe they needed a reminder…eerr..no idea… [Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet, and then is in the face of the ref, but finally he backs down as the ref isn't going to say anything other than "2". Tony Ikeda goes out of the ring, and climbs up to the top rope, he measures up as Dewey Pond gets up to his feet. But suddenly Dewey Pond shakes off the move done to him, and he runs up the turnbuckle. Dewey Pond hits a arm drag off of the top rope, both wrestlers go crashing down on the mat. Both wrestlers are down, and the ref starts to count to ten as it's his standing ten count, he is sure to make sure he says "2" extra loud. Anyways, he gets up to 7, and Tony Ikeda stumbles up to his feet, stunned seeing Dewey Pond getting up to his knee's. Tony Ikeda throws a fsit to the face, but it's blocked by Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond can't follow up, and Tony Ikeda is able to shake off the effect of the punch, and hit a punch to the face of Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond takes it, but is able to answer with a punch of his own. Dewey Pond is still stunned, but he ducks under another attempt by Tony Ikeda, and Tony Ikdea turns around right into a inverted atomic drop. Tony Ikeda stumbles backwards. Dewey Pond comes off of the ropes, and hits a diving clothesline that knocks down Dewey Pond. Tony Ikeda gets up stunned, and then Dewey Pond hits a few fists to the face. Tony Ikeda backs to the ropes, and then Tony Ikeda whips Dewey Pond off of the ropes, and Tony Ikeda bounces off of the ropes. Dewey Pond lowers his head, and he hits a back body drop that sends Tony Ikeda flying through the air, and he comres crashing down on the mat. Tony Ikeda slowly gets up to his feet, stunned, and Tony Ikeda gets set up, and hit with a side Russian leg sweep. Dewey Pond notices that he's perfectly in line in the corner, and he goes into the corner, and climbs up to the second rope. Dewey Pond measures up, and leaps off of the top rope, and hits a flying leg drop that connects with the downed Tony Ikeda.] JR-Dewey Pond is giving Tony Ikeda quite a fight. Kris Gaffney-I don't know if he expected this. King-I guess people still are having problems with Pond having so much success. Kris Gaffney-I guess it'll take sometime. [Dewey Pond pulls Tony Ikeda up, and whips him to the ropes. Dewey Pond goes for the Dew Drop, but Tony Ikeda is able poke Dewey Pond in the eyes. Tony Ikeda kicks Dewey Pond in the gut, and hits an impaler DDT! Tony Ikeda goes for the cover, and the 1…………..2…………..kick out. Tony Ikeda looks annoyed, and picks up Dewey Pond Dewey Pond tries to go for the Dew Drop. But Tony Ikeda is able to slide out of the back. Tony Ikeda hits a double leg take down, and goes for a jack knife cover, as the ref's eyes are down. Tony Ikeda puts his feet on the bottom rope for extra leverage as Dewey Pond struggles. The ref doesn't see it, and counts the 1………………2……………3!] JR-Tony Ikeda cheated. King-And you still sound surprised. Kris Gaffney-Huh, weird… (Shockwave goes off the air, with Dewey Pond yelling at Tony Ikeda who is backing away from the ring as Shockwave fades away with that.)

EMF: Saturday Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, and we go into the Saturday Shockwave video. Once it concludes, we fade into a darken arena in Seattle. Pyrotechnics don’t' blast off, the crowd is confused, until it does blast off finally scaring the hell out of everyone. Anyways the lights turn on after that random encounter as fans yell confused, and wave their signs. Some signs say "I don't get Sca…AAAAAAAAHHHH", "First Blood saved my marriage", and "I saw Chyna go into the men's room…then the women's room…then do a weird dance".)

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, I'm good ol' JR…were coming off of First Blood, and I'm joined like always by Jerry "the King" Lawler, and Kris "KG" Gaffney.

King-You think anyone would notice if JR wasn't joined by us?

Kris Gaffney-I would think so…

("Bodies" blasts on the PA system as Marina walks to the ring, and she steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Marina might be banged up, but she has got to be feeling good to get the monkey off her back.

King-Well…it is Chyna.

Kris Gaffney-Getting anything off your back dealing with her is always a plus.

("Rylee's theme" blasts on the PA system as Rylee walks to the ring, and steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Rylee has had quite a history of success in the EMF.

King-But she can re-live it.

[Marina, and Rylee lock up, and Marina puts Rylee into a arm bar, and holds it on Rylee. Rylee looks for a way out of the hold, and she backs Marina to the ropes, and she bounces off of the ropes, and comes off of the ropes, and hits a running shoulder block that knocks down Marina. Marian gets up to her feet, and charges at Rylee, Rylee gets countered by Marina with a hip toss that sends Marina down on the mat, and Rylee gets up to her feet, and Marina hits a running clothesline that knocks down Rylee. Marina waits as Rylee gets up to her feet, and she stumbles to the corner, and Marina close the gap between them, and hits a few kicks into the gut. Rylee brings Marina out the corner, and whips her to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and Marina goes for a clothesline, Marina is able to duck under, and she continues to the other side of the ring. She bounces off of the ropes, and she comes off of the ropes, and Rylee knocks her down with a leg lariat that knocks down Marina. Marina waits as Rylee gets up to her feet, and Marina sets up Rylee, and hits a belly to back suplex. Marina hits a few stomps on the downed Rylee, finally the ref makes her back off, which Marina allows, she backs off as Rylee gets up near the ropes. Rylee hits a few fists to the face of Marina, which makes her back off, Rylee takes the moment to shake off her head as she was able to cause separation. Rylee charges at Marina, Marina counters with a one woman flap jack that sends Rylee down to the mat. Marina takes a few moments to measure up as slowly Rylee gets up to her feet, and turn around. Marina sets up Rylee, and hits a northern lights suplex with a bridge. The ref counts the 1……………………..2……………………kick out by Rylee. Marina gets up, and starts to pump up the crowd, then notices that Rylee has crawled into the corner, and now she has her perfect set up for her finisher, the extreme seeing stars.]

JR-It might be that time to finish this match for Marina.

King-She probably needs to tell us what exactly extremely seeing stars is like…

Kris Gaffney-Well…can't be pleasant…

[Rylee is in the corner, and Marina runs up the turnbuckle, and goes for the Extreme seeing stars, but its countered by Rylee who gets under Marina, and hits a power bomb, and stacks her on her shoulders, and the ref counts the 1………………….2………………kick out by Marina. Rylee takes a few moments to rest up, and she soon gets up to her feet. Just as Marina stumbles right towards her Rylee is able to hit an arm breaker. Marina is in pain, and Rylee gets up to her feet, and hits a few stomps on the downed Marina. Rylee backs up before the ref can complain about anything. Marina gets up to her feet, and then Rylee kicks Marina in the gut doubling hver over, and hits a snap suplex on Marina. Rylee goes to the nearest corner, and pulls herself up to the second rope, and meaures up, and hits a diving elbow drop to the face of Marina. Marina in pain knows that she must create separation to try to gain the rest that might put the match back in her favor. She gets up to her feet on the apron, and then as she gets up to her feet. Marina sling shots her over the top of the ropes. Marina crashes hard on the mat. Slowly she gets up to her feet, and Marina gets kicked in the gut, and gets hit with a double arm DDT. Rylee goes into the cover on Marina, and the ref counts the 1………………..2…………………..kick out by Marina!]

JR-Rylee almost got the pin there.

King-That would make a dent in Marina's confidence.

Kris Gaffney-That definitely wouldn't be good.

[Rylee climbs out of the ring, and climbs up to the top rope, and measures up, and leaps off of the top rope. But Marina catches her with a drop kick in the gut. This makes Rylee stumbles backwards right into the corner in a sitting position.Marina runs up the the turnbuckle, and hits the Extreme Seeing Stars on Rylee! Marina pulls Rylee out of the corner, and makes the cover on Rylee. The ref counts the 1……………….2…………..3!]

JR-Marina with a great counter won this match.

King-She was alert, and was able to find a way to win.

Kris Gaffney-When is she not alert?

King-When she's reading quotes…then you can sneak up on her, and win a match.

Kris Gaffney-….

*As Shockwave returns from it's first commercial break, "This Is Extreme" begins to blast through the speakers. The old ECW Logo flashes on the EMFtron, and then slowly morphs into the EMF logo, wrapped in barbwire and colored purple. CEO Paul Heyman steps out onto the stage, several rolled up papers in his left hand and a microphone in his right. He stands on the edge of the stage and flashes his biggest, most devious smile and for the fans to look around. The camera begins to pan around the arena, and as it does, several people are seen coming down to the ring area through the crowd. As they get closer to the ring side area, the identities of several ECW originals, Sandman, Taz, Tommy Dreamer, The Dudley Boys, Raven and Sabu are all seen. The men all climb over the barricade and make their way into the ring. Heyman laughs as they all get in the ring, he himself now making his way towards the ring. Heyman ascends the steps and climbs between the ropes. He stops as he enters the ring and looks at the men who had so passionately worked for him in ECW. He stands there, smiling, taking stock of them all. Sandman leaning on the ropes, hold his Singapore cane in one hand and beer in the other. Taz is standing, his arms crossed over his chest and a towel over his head. Sabu is perched atop one of the turnbuckles, and Raven is crouched in a far corner, his arms resting on the bottom ropes. The Dudley Boys and Tommy Dreamer are standing together, mean and pissed off looks on their faces as they stare up the ramp towards the stage. Heyman walks to the middle of the ring and turns to face the entrance area. He raises the microphone and the music stops.*

Heyman:" Well look what we have here. No, this isn't some kind of an ECW invasion. I would never repeat something that Vince McMahon did....TWICE! And no, this isn't some random ECW family reunion. No, these gentlemen are all here for a reason. These gentlemen are here to show solidarity. They're here to show support. They're here to show respect. Above all though, they are here to show loyalty. You see, it wasn't that long ago that The Rock jested about how the men standing here with me now all hated me. That they only continued to work for me because they kept hoping that I was going to pay them. You see, the truth is though, these men continued to work for me because they all have a sense of loyalty. No matter how rough, and how bad it got in ECW, they remained loyal to their fans, to the business, to the sport, to each other, and to me. Oh, that's not the only reason they are all here tonight. They are also here just in case The Rock decided to do something stupid like try and come down here and put his hands on me, or tried to sneak up behind me in the back and assault me. That's right, they are going to be with me all night long. Everywhere I go, these men are going to all be right there with me. So please, do us all a favor Rocky, come after me. Because everybody here, myself included, would love nothing more than to see you have the shit beat out of you be a group of men who don't just understand what it is to be extreme, but who invented extreme. Wait a minute. I almost forgot. Nobody here understands why Rock would want to come down here and lay his hands on me. None of you saw it did you? You don't know what happened. Well, allow me to bring you all up to speed. This past Sunday night at First Blood, The Rock defended the Extreme Championship against Tony Ikeda. It was a mach that The Rock lost, thus forever proving that he indeed, is not extreme. That's not what it's about though. No, it's about how he lost. You see, the match ended when Tony stuck a taser to The Rock. Rocky had been distracted by Scott Tazte, who he was assaulting. And when he turned around, he got tasered. However, what people didn't see, was exactly where Tony got the taser from. That's right, I gave Tony the taser! And I did it to teach The Rock a lesson. Well, a couple of lesson's actually. Lesson number one was that he is absolutely the least extreme wrestler, if you can call him that, I have ever seen in my life. And the second is that you simply should never, ever fuck with me! Rock, I told you that there would be consequences. I told you that you were going to wrestle in an ECW rules match. And trust me, when Tony stuck you with that taser, it was like I was back in the old ECW Arena watching these guys here torture and mutilate one another to win a match. It was absolutely wonderful. So Rock, do yourself a favor. Leave it alone now. Go on about your happy little life. Go back to Hollywood. Go make Tooth Fairy 2: The Molar Express. Or whatever dumbass movie you may have on your schedule right now. Whatever you do though, don't even think about coming near me. Because if you do, well, let's just say that I don't think you'll enjoy where you'll be waking up at when they finish with you. And if you don't believe that you shouldn't cross me, just go ask the last guy who crossed me the wrong way. Oh, wait, you can't. He doesn't seem to be around any longer. But, before I go Rocky, a couple of the guys have something they'd like to say to you.

*Heyman turns around and hands the mic to Bubba Ray Dudley who is flanked by DeVon.*

Bubba:"Though Shalt Not Steal. Though Shalt Not Kill. And Though Shalt Not Fuck With The E....E....E....Ev....."

*DeVon slaps him on the back of his head*

Bubba:"Evil Genius!"

*Bubba turns around and drops the mic between Raven's legs. Raven grabs the microphone and raises it to his mouth.*

Raven:"So it is written. So it shall come to pass. Quoth The Raven.....Nevermore"

*With that, Raven drops the mic and slides out of the ring. "This Is Extreme" begins to play again as the ECW Originals all climb out of the ring. Heyman steps between the ropes and heads down the stairs. As soon as his feet touch the floor, the Originals form a circle around him, and the group begin to make their way up the ramp to the stage, the scene fading to another commercial break.*

(LoveFuryPassionEnegry" blasts on the PA system as Amy Dumas runs out on the stage, and does her usual entrance.)

JR-From what I understand this match is that the winner must strip down the loser to their bra and panties, and spank them once.

King-Not into submission…damn, no fun…

Kris Gaffney-Think we got enough.

("Holla" blasts on the PA system as Kelly Kelly walks to the ring, and slides into the ring not looking happy.)

JR-Kelly Kelly is not happy with what happened to her at First Blood.

King-But the rest of are just fine with it!

[Amy Dumas and Kelly Kelly pace around the ring, and they lock up but Kelly stops short, and Kelly Kelly pokes Amy Dumas in the eyes, and Amy stumbles backwards, and Kelly charges at Amy Dumas, Kelly Kelly hits a knee lift to the gut that doubles over Amy Dumas. Kelly Kelly whips Amy Dumas off of the ropes, and Kelly Kelly hits a spinning kick to the face that knocks down Amy Dumas. Kelly Kelly hits a few stomps into the gut. Amy seemly has the wind knocked out of her, as the ref makes Kelly Kelly back off. Amy Dumas crawls into the corner. Kelly Kelly hits a few stomps into the gut which makes sure she doesn't get up, and Kelly Kelly puts her boot to the throat of Amy Dumas. The ref counts to four, and Kelly Kelly lets go of the choke, and Kelly Kelly backs up, and she picks up Amy Dumas, and whips her off of the other side of the ring's turnbuckle. Amy Dumas stumbles out of the corner. Kelly Kelly picks up Amy Dumas on her shoulders, and hits a gut buster. Amy is holding her stomaching, and couching as it's clear that she isn't in top shape as of yet. Kelly Kelly tries to pull off Amy's shirt, but before it's ripped off, Amy Dumas kicks Kelly Kelly in the face with a back boot.]

JR-It does not look like Amy's in condition to wrestle.

King-Well…before last match, she had not fought a match since carrying four kids.

Kris Gaffney- That's quite a lot…no idea how she keep her figure.

King-………

Kris Gaffney-…or so my wife says.

[Amy Dumas stumbles up to her feet still trying to breath, Kelly Kelly goes for a clothesline, but it's ducked under by Amy Dumas. Kelly Kelly turns around, and Amy Dumas kicks Kelly Kelly in the gut, and hits a snap suplex. Kelly Kelly is down but she is able to get up fairly quickly, and Amy Dumas ducks a wild fist to the face, and Amy Dumasand then Amy sets up Kelly Kelly, and hits a Russian leg sweep that sends Kelly Kelly down to the mat, and Amy rolls into the corner, and gets up in the corner, and she takes a few moments to catch her breath, but obviously she took too long as Kelly Kelly was able to get up to her feet, and charge at Amy. But seemly Amy isn't that out of shape as she is able to get her boot up, and Kelly Kelly stumbles backswards. Amy is able to pull herself up to the second rope, and then she is able to leap off of the second rope. Amy hits a cross body block, and she hits a few fists to the face. She picks up Kelly Kelly, and throws her into the ring post. From there Amy grabs Kelly's top from being, and rips it clean off her body as she screams and tries to cover up with her arms, trying to cover it up.]

King-YES BRA!

Kris Gaffney-Ever notice he would yell bra first…and not what's in the bra.

King-Eeerrr…..that's something that should be assumed…

Kris Gaffney-Sure it is…

[ Kelly Kelly stumbles up to her feet, and right into an Amy kick, and she hits the reverse of fates. Amy rolls up Kelly Kelly up, and as she screams starts taking of Kelly's pants, but as she is doing this. Kelly reaches up Amy's skirt, pulls down Amy's panties to reveal her pink thong, and gives her ass a smack, the bell rings.]

JR-The hell?

King-I think they just said Kelly won?

Kris Gaffney-I thought they had to strip down completely?

JR-Confusing.

(Amy doesn't look too happy as Kelly slides out of the ring, still looking embarrassed yet happy she got away with that one.)

("Game On" blasts on the PA system as the Extreme champion Tony Ikeda walks to the ring.)

JR-Tony Ikeda had a good First Blood…but not all went to plan.

King-Plans seem to suck for First Blood

Kris Gaffney-Probably a good reason for that.

("Bad Company" blasts on the PA system as the TV champion Dewey Pond walk to the ring.)

JR-Dewey Pond has held the TV title, but it might not mean as much as this one did.

Kris Gaffney-He did fight through a lot.

King-Not sure what the big deal is…I got through many ex-wives.

[Dewey Pond and Tony Ikeda pace around the ring, and then the two new champions lock up. Tony Ikeda is able to take Dewey Pond over with a hammer lock, and Tony Ikeda puts Dewey Pond into a side headlock, and he puts Dewey Pond down with a headlock take down. Tony Ikeda puts on the pressure on Dewey Pond, Dewey Pond looks for a way out of the hold by getting up to his feet, and then once he gets up to his feet Dewey Pond looks for way out of the hold, and he backs up Dewey Pond to the ropes, and he tries to whip Tony Ikeda off of the ropes. But it's countered by Tony Ikeda who grabs Dewey Pond by the hair, and Tony Ikeda puts the head lock back on, and Tony Ikeda is quickly countered by Dewey Pond who goes for a belly to back suplex. But it's countered by Tony Ikeda who puts Dewey Pond in a full nelson, but realizes that he is struggling too much to get him over for the suplex, so Tony Ikeda hits the full nelson slam. Which finally makes an impact on his opponent, Tony Ikeda hits a few stomps on the dowsned Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond is in pain, and finally the ref makes Tony Ikeda back away. Dewey Pond crawls away, and then he gets by the ropes, and tries to get up, and hangs over the second rope. Tony Ikeda goes over to the ropes, and pushes down on Ton yIkeda's back, and the ref counts to four. Tony Ikeda lets go, as the ref yells at Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda backs off. Tony Ikeda allows Dewey Pond to get up to his feet, and then once he gets up to his feet. Tony Ikeda hits a few fists to the face, and then he whips Dewey Pond off of the ropes, but it's reversed. He bounces off of the ropes Dewey Pond lowers his head, and then Tony Ikeda counters with a swinging neck breaker on Dewey Pond. Tony Ikeda looks over to the apron, and then he sling shots himself over the top rope, and catches him with a splash on Dewey Pond. Tony Ikeda goes into the cover on Dewey Pond. The ref counts the 1…………………….2…………………………..kick out by Dewey Pond.]

JR-Dewey Pond is not going down that easily.

King-I think we know this by now.

Kris Gaffney-Maybe they needed a reminder…eerr..no idea…

[Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet, and then is in the face of the ref, but finally he backs down as the ref isn't going to say anything other than "2". Tony Ikeda goes out of the ring, and climbs up to the top rope, he measures up as Dewey Pond gets up to his feet. But suddenly Dewey Pond shakes off the move done to him, and he runs up the turnbuckle. Dewey Pond hits a arm drag off of the top rope, both wrestlers go crashing down on the mat. Both wrestlers are down, and the ref starts to count to ten as it's his standing ten count, he is sure to make sure he says "2" extra loud. Anyways, he gets up to 7, and Tony Ikeda stumbles up to his feet, stunned seeing Dewey Pond getting up to his knee's. Tony Ikeda throws a fsit to the face, but it's blocked by Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond can't follow up, and Tony Ikeda is able to shake off the effect of the punch, and hit a punch to the face of Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond takes it, but is able to answer with a punch of his own. Dewey Pond is still stunned, but he ducks under another attempt by Tony Ikeda, and Tony Ikdea turns around right into a inverted atomic drop. Tony Ikeda stumbles backwards. Dewey Pond comes off of the ropes, and hits a diving clothesline that knocks down Dewey Pond. Tony Ikeda gets up stunned, and then Dewey Pond hits a few fists to the face. Tony Ikeda backs to the ropes, and then Tony Ikeda whips Dewey Pond off of the ropes, and Tony Ikeda bounces off of the ropes. Dewey Pond lowers his head, and he hits a back body drop that sends Tony Ikeda flying through the air, and he comres crashing down on the mat. Tony Ikeda slowly gets up to his feet, stunned, and Tony Ikeda gets set up, and hit with a side Russian leg sweep. Dewey Pond notices that he's perfectly in line in the corner, and he goes into the corner, and climbs up to the second rope. Dewey Pond measures up, and leaps off of the top rope, and hits a flying leg drop that connects with the downed Tony Ikeda.]

JR-Dewey Pond is giving Tony Ikeda quite a fight.

Kris Gaffney-I don't know if he expected this.

King-I guess people still are having problems with Pond having so much success.

Kris Gaffney-I guess it'll take sometime.

[Dewey Pond pulls Tony Ikeda up, and whips him to the ropes. Dewey Pond goes for the Dew Drop, but Tony Ikeda is able poke Dewey Pond in the eyes. Tony Ikeda kicks Dewey Pond in the gut, and hits an impaler DDT! Tony Ikeda goes for the cover, and the 1…………..2…………..kick out. Tony Ikeda looks annoyed, and picks up Dewey Pond Dewey Pond tries to go for the Dew Drop. But Tony Ikeda is able to slide out of the back. Tony Ikeda hits a double leg take down, and goes for a jack knife cover, as the ref's eyes are down. Tony Ikeda puts his feet on the bottom rope for extra leverage as Dewey Pond struggles. The ref doesn't see it, and counts the 1………………2……………3!]

JR-Tony Ikeda cheated.

King-And you still sound surprised.

Kris Gaffney-Huh, weird…

(Shockwave goes off the air, with Dewey Pond yelling at Tony Ikeda who is backing away from the ring as Shockwave fades away with that.)