EMF: Saturday Shockwave
	JR - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds, from HEEL, KANE!!! (crowd cheers **) [fire blasts on the stage, but KANE walks through it. KANES on fire, but he seems to not to care. Until it registers in his head and he starts jumping around in pain. The ring crew puts him out and rolls him into the ring ] JR - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds,, The Miz!!! (crowd boos ) [The Miz walks to the ring. Earl Hebner is the referee for this contest. Earl Hebner checks KANE's boots and knee pads. The Miz places KANE on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex. (ring, ring, ring) KANE with an Aztecan suplex on The Miz sends him to the mat. KANE moves back to his feet. The Miz is back on his feet. KANE hits The Miz with a heart punch. The Miz gets up. KANE gets sent into the turnbuckle while The Miz hits him with a splash. KANE goes for a atomic drop but The Miz dodges the attack. KANE drags The Miz to the floor. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) KANE cuts The Miz with a blade. The Miz is bleeding as a result. ] The King* - RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR does the Brock dance [(..2) KANE with an illegal chokehold on The Miz. (...3) The Miz grabs KANE's head and hites him in the face. (....4) KANE chops The Miz. (.....5) They head back into the ring. KANE pokes The Miz in the eye with his thumb. The Miz chops KANE. KANE with an illegal chokehold on The Miz. KANE hits The Miz with an atomic drop. ] JR - Nice atomic drop by KANE. [KANE covers The Miz hooking the leg. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 The Miz kicks out. The Miz moves back to his feet. KANE puts The Miz in a reverse chin lock. Referee Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... ... The Miz is fighting the hold. ... The Miz trys to escape. ... The Miz trys to escape. The Miz escapes. KANE hits The Miz with a heart punch. They lockup. KANE sends The Miz to the corner of the ring. The Miz uses a snap mare takeover on KANE. KANE is back on his feet. KANE chops The Miz. ] The King - chop! [The Miz executes a neck scissors on KANE. The Miz is up again. The Miz leg drops the throat of KANE. Kneelock submission applied by The Miz. Referee Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... ... KANE trys to escape. The Miz breaks the hold. ] The King - ASHLEE!! vomits [The Miz piledrives KANE into the mat. The Miz climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on KANE. The Miz sucks chants start in the crowd. The Miz puts KANE in an arm grapevine submission. KANE gets back to his feet. KANE gets hit with a knee lift, and then the Miz tries to whip KANE to the ropes, and does. The Miz lowers his head, and KANE counters with a running DDT that drives the Miz's head into the mat. KANE waits as the Miz slowly gets up as KANE goes for the TOOMBSOTNE. But the Miz slides out the back, the Miz hooks KANE, and delivers the Skull Crushing finale! Miz goes into the cover on KANE. Earl Hebner counts. ...1 ...2 ...3 JR - The winner of this match, The Miz!!! (The EMF logo flashes on the screen, and we go into the Saturday Shockwave video. As it concludes we go into the darken arena as pyrotechnics blasts off on the stage. The lights turn on as the pyro ends, and fans yell and wave their signs. Some say "R U Fifty?!", "Troy and Abyss…give me Steph!", and "Matty The Dragon brother!") JR-We are one week away from the EMF's 10th birthday, we welcome you to yet another edition of Saturday Shockwave. I'm good ol' JR along side Jerry "the King" Lawler, and Kris "KG" Gaffney. King-We got quite a show…mostly filled with tag teams. Kris Gaffney-Maybe tag teams will be the theme of the next decade for the EMF! JR and King-….NA! ("People like me" blasts on the PA system as CM Punk walks to the ring along with Ashley Massaro, and he slides into the ring.) JR-This is the first match for CM Punk in a while. Kris Gaffney-He also thinks he's better than us. King-This is the first I've heard of that ("Walk" blasts on the PA system as Rad Hazard walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Rad Hazard is probably someone that doesn't totally agree with the straight edge life style. King-He might…. Kris Gaffney-He did get clean…although, Jeff Hardy also claimed that… [CM Punk and Rad Hazard pace around the ring, and Rad Hazard charges at CM Punk wanting to get the advantage quickly, but Rad Hazard is able to take down Rad Hazard with a drop toe hold that sends Rad Hazard into the mat face first. Rad Hazard isn't hurt, just really pissed. He turns towards CM Punk who hits a head lock take down, and CM Punk puts on the pressure on the head of Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard looks for a way out of the hold as he slowly gets up to his feet, and Rad Hazard backs up CM Punk to the ropes. He whips CM Punk off of the hold, and CM Punk bounces off of the ropes, and he hits a hard should block on Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard goes down to the mat, and gets up a little dazed. CM Punk picks up Rad Hazard on his shoulders, and goes for the go to sleep. But Rad Hazard slips out of the back, he sighs a breath of relief having dodged a dangerous bullet in the GTS. So much when he turns around, he let CM Punk hit a spin kick to the gut that doubles over Rad Hazard CM Punk rusn to the ropes, and bounces off, and hits a hard running knee lift that sends Rad Hazard to the mat. Rad Hazard slowly crawls into the corner, and CM Punk goes into the corner, and hits a few kicks in the corner after h pulled him up to his feet. CM Punk tries to whip Rad Hazard into the opposite corner, and is successful in this action. Rad Hazard crashes into the corner, and CM Punk runs at the corner, and hits a knee to the face in the corner. CM Punk sets up Rad Hazard, and hits a running bulldog that drives Rad Hazard into the mat. Instead of going into the cover like he should CM Punk taunts Rad Hazard for his possible former druggy ways. Rad Hazard slowly gets up to his feet with the help of the ropes. CM Punk charges at Rad Hazard, Rad Hazard counters with a back body drop over the top rope.B ut it's countered by CM Punk landing on his feet. Rad Hazard turns around, and CM Punk hits a shoulder block into the gut that makes Rad Hazard stumble backwards. CM Punk measures up as Rad Hazard is stunned, and CM Punk sling shots himself up to the top rope, leaps off and hits a flying clothesline on Rad Hazard!] JR-CM Punk might be close to ending this match. King-What's his rush? Kris Gaffney-No clue…he's not going to have sex with Ashley, that much is for sure. [CM Punk decides that it's time to end this match, and he pulls up Rad Hazard, and puts him facing away from the ring in the top turnbuckle. CM Punk climbs up to the top rope, and hooks him for the Pepsi plunge, but Rad Hazard counters in a back body drop that sends CM Punk flying, and crashing down on the mat, and Rad Hazard turns around in a sitting position trying to recover from the beating he's taken thus far, and CM Punk gets up to his feet, and charges at Rad Hazard in the corner. Rad Hazard counters with a boot to the face, CM Punk stumbles around in pain, and CM Punk gets hooked by Rad Hazard, and hit with a tornado DDT. But Rad Hazard can't make the cover right away…in fact it takes him time to start to crawl towards CM Punk, and he throws an arm over CM Punk, and the ref counts the 1……………………….2………………………kick out by CM Punk. Both wrestlers don't move for a little bit, and the ref uses his standing ten count, and the ref gets to about seven, and both wrestlers are up. CM Punk throws the first fist to the face of Rad Hazard. But Rad Hazard is able to block it, and return it on CM Punk. Rad Hazard is able to follow up with a few more fist to the face, and he whips CM Punk to the ropes. CM Punk bounces off of the ropes, and Rad Hazard lowers his head, and hits a big back body drop. CM Punk flies through the air, and comes crashing down on the mat hard.] JR-Rad Hazard might be looking to put away CM Punk King-Think that will shut him up? Kris Gaffney-No…probably not…. [Rad Hazard kicks CM Punk in the gut, and hits a quick snap suplex, and goes to the outside, and climbs up to the top rope. Rad Hazard waits for CM Punk to get up to his feet, and CM Punk does. Rad Hazard goes for a cross body block. CM Punk rolls through, he stands up, and put Rad Hazard on his shoulders, and hits the Go to Sleep! CM Punk goes into the cover on Rad Hazard, and the ref counts the 1…………………..2…………………..3!] JR-CM Punk with a nice counter has won this match. King-Think this is just one victory for Punk ("Abyss theme" blasts on the PA system as Stephanie McMahon-Walker leads out the team of Troy Gafgen and Abyss to the ring.) JR-This team has a lot of potential, but this is the first time that they have teamed up. Kris Gaffney-Yeah…those are always rough.. King-Unless your like the Road Dogg and X-Pac ("Machine Guns theme" blasts on the PA system as Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin walks to the ring.) JR-These two superstars are rising through the ranks of the EMF quickly. King-They still probably prefer winning at video games… Kris Gaffney-Well…it's faster… [Abyss and Chris Sabin face off in the middle of the ring as the two former TNA superstars talk some trash. Chris Sabin goes for a fist to the face, but Abyss blocks it, and holds the fist of Chris Sabin, and starts to crush it. Chris Sabin yells out, and Abyss hits a kick to the gut that doubles over Chris Sabin. Chris Sabin gets up as Abyss backs up, and allows him to get up to his feet, and Abyss hits a running boot to the face. Chris Sabin is down on the mat, and slowly he gets up to his feet. Chris Sabin gets picked up over the shoulder of Abyss, and hits a body slam. Chris Sabin stays on the mat, and Abyss runs to the ropes, and bounces off of the ropes, and leap in the air, for a elbow drop, but Chris Sabin moves out of the way. Chris Sabin rolls into his corner, and tags in his partner Alex Shelley who runs on the apron, and climbs up to the top rope, he measures up on the stunned monster, and once he's where he wants him to be, Alex Shelley leaps off of the top rope for a vertical cross body block, but it's blocked by Abyss who grabs Alex Shelley by the throat with two hands, and lifts him up in the air. Alex Shelley then gets thrown hard into the corner. Abyss hits a few body shots to the gut of Alex Shelley, and follows up with a fist to the face of Alex Shelley. Abyss gets yelled at by the ref, and Abyss does let Ablex Shelley have his space, but Abyss goes back on the attack, and he whips Alex Shelley into the corner. Abyss charges in the corner with him, as Alex Shelley crashes into the corner, Abyss comes in with a body splash. Abyss backs out of the corner, and Abyss picks up Alex Shelley, and Troy Gafgen makes the tag to the back of Abyss. Troy Gafgen gets into the ring, and runs to the ropes, and leaps in the air, and hits a flying clothesline that sends Alex Shelley into a spine buster that drives Alex Shelley into the mat. Stephanie claps in approval as Troy Gafgen goes into the cover, and gets the 1…………………..2…………………………Chris Sabin comes into the ring, and hits a low drop kick to the head of Troy Gafgen that breaks up the count. Chris Sabin is quick to leave the ring, so the ref doesn't bother with him; however, he does push back Abyss from getting revenge.] JR-Thing might be breaking down. King-Aw…I thought the whole match going in Abyss/Troy's way might get Stephanie jumping… Kris Gaffney-Thought you didn't like her? King-Only when she's with X-Clod! [Troy Gafgen gets up, and charges at Chris Sabin who is on the apron, and Chris Sabin is able to duck it, and hits a hang man that stumbles back Troy Gafgen. Alex Shelley hits a kick to the gut that doubles over Troy Gafgen, and hits a quick DDT. Alex Shelley is down on the mat, as he rolls into the corner, and makes the tag to Chris Sabin, Chris Sabin comes into the ring, he runs at Troy Gafgen. Troy Gafgen goes for a wild clothesline as he's stunned at the moves he's taken last, and Chris Sabin is able to duck it easily, and Chris Sabin bounces off of the ropes, and Chris Sabin hits a spinning head scissors hurricanarana that brings down Troy Gafgen. Troy Gafgen gets up dazed, and Chris Sabin hits a standing drop kick that knocks back Troy Gafgen, and Chris Sabin measures up Troy Gafgen, and goes for some sort of move, but Troy Gafgen pushes Chris Sabin off what was a bulldog attempt, and pushes Chris Sabin in the corner. Troy Gafgen tries to whip Chris Sabin to the corner. Chris Sabin crashes into the corner, and Troy Gafgen charges into the corner, and Chris Sabin takes down Troy Gafgen with a drop toe hold. Chris Sabin makes the tag to Alex Shelley, Troy Gafgen tries to stomp him, and Alex Shelley hits a shoulder block into the gut that doubles him over, and Alex Shelley slides under Troy Gafgen going for a sunset flip, Troy Gafgen is losing his balance, and losing his balance. Troy Gafgen in desperation throws a fist to the mat, but Alex Shelley moves out of the way, and Troy Gafgen hurts his fist. Alex Shelley kicks Troy Gafgen in the gut, and sets him up for a suplex, but he can't quite get him, before Troy Gafgen can mount a come back, Chris Sabin comes into the ring, and hits a kick to the gut. The ref interested to see if they can pull it off lets it go….and they do it! Troy Gafgen crashes into the mat, and Chris Sabin rolls out of the ring, and he leaps on the ropes, and hits a spring board moonsault from the second rope, and goes into the cover, and gets the 1………………………..2……………………………..kick out by Troy Gafgen!] JR-Troy Gafgen barely got his shoulder off the mat there. King-That wouldn't be a good start for a team. Kris Gaffney-Well their just starting…should they really expect to function as a team? [Troy Gafgen goes in the corner, Alex Shelley randomly turns around, and hits a fist to the face of Abyss. Abyss is stunned, and he comes into the ring. Alex Shelley ducks under a fist, and pokes Abyss in the eyes. Blinding the monster, Alex Shelley goes back on the attack on Troy Gafge, but ducks as Abyss tried to go for a blinded big boot, but Troy Gafgen gets hit with it instead. Abyss still doesn't know what he did as Alex Shelley pushes him out of the ring. Troy Gafgen gets up to his feet, and Alex Shelley rolls up Troy Gafgen for the 1…………………2…………………..3!] JR-A miscue just cost the tag team of Abyss and Troy Gafgen. (Abyss gets in the ring not knowing what happened, Troy doesn't look too happy. Stephanie gets in between them, finally she calms Troy down, the team leaves.) (Note: Close one…literally Shelley's ironically "edged it" with his last RP. So good decision Shelley.) (Note 2: Might change how this ending happens, as I don't know if it's the right one to get the effect I want with this, but obviously the winner will be the same.) ("Erik Hasher's theme" blasts on the PA system as Erik Hasher walks to the ring, and he slides into the ring.) JR-This is one half of a possible tag team we have here in the EMF. King-Where did they all come from? Kris Gaffney-If one thing is true about the bookers, their not good with tag teams…that's for sure. ("Myke Hawke's theme" blasts on the PA system as Myke Hawke poses on the stage as pyrotechnics blasts on the stage, and he continues to the ring.) JR-This man has been very impressive. King-Except for his first few matches. Kris Gaffney-It was a false start? King-Go back 5 yards? [Myke Hawke and Eric Hasher pace around the ring, and Myke Hawke locks up, and Myke Hawke does the predictable thing, and pushes him down to the mat, Erik Hasher gets up to his feet, and he doesn't look too happy, and he charges at Myke Hawke. Myke Hawke counters with a hip toss, that sends Erik Hasher down to the mat, and Myke Hawke waits as Erik Hasher gets up to his feet, and Myke Hawke hits a few fists to the face of Erik Hasher. Hasher stumbles back to the ropes, and Erik Hasher gets whipped to the ropes, and Erik Hasher bounces off of the ropes, and Myke Hawke bounces off of the ropes, and Myke Hawke goes for a clothesline, but it's ducked under by Erik Hasher. Erik Hasher continues to the other side of the ring, he bounces off of the ropes, and Erik Hasher goes for a vertical cross body block. But Myke Hawke catches Erik Hasher in a bear hug, Erik Hasher yells in pain, but before he can really wear him down. Erik Hasher hits a few fists to the face, and then rakes the eyes of Myke Hawke to break his grip. Erik Hasher quickly goes to the outside, and climbs up to the top rope. He measures up on Myke Hawke who is still blinded, Erik Hasher leaps off of the top rope, but Myke Hawke is able to counter this right into a t-bone suplex that sends Erik Hasher to the mat. He goes down to the mat, and slowly he gets up to his feet. Erik Hasher gets picked up, and Myke Hawke hits a fall away slam that sends Hasher down to the mat. Erik Hasher crawls up with the help of the ropes, Myke Hawke times it just right, and he charges at Erik Hasher, and comes crashing down on the back of Erik hasher. Erik Hasher stumbles up to his feet, and he turns towards Myke Hawke who kicks Erik Hasher in the gut that doubles him over. Myke Hawke lifts him up, and drives him down with a power bomb. Erik Hasher is seemly down for the count, as Myke Hawke goes into the cover on Erik Hasher, the ref counts the 1……………………………………2…………………………….kick out by Erik Hasher! Myke Hawke shakes his head.] JR-Myke Hawke thought he had this match in hand. King-Well not too many know what Erik Hasher can do. Kris Gaffney-People forget he was a world title contender at one point. [Myke Hawke can't believe that he didn't get the three there, as he yells at the ref, and he finally gets his head back into the game. Erik Hasher has rolled out on the apron, and Myke Hawke goes over to where Hasher is, and Hasher surprises him, and hits a hang man that sends Myke Hawke to the mat. Myke Hawke is holding his neck choking. Knowing that he has a chance to turn this match around, Erik Hasher bypasses his rest, and he pulls Myke Hawke to the ring post, and smashes Myke Hawke's leg on the ring post. Myke Hawke yells in pain, as he does it again. Erik Hasher then puts a figure four on Myke Hawke around the ring post, Myke Hawke is in extreme pain, the ref yells at Erik Hasher, and then starts to count, and Hasher lets go of the hold just before the 5 count. Erik Hasher takes a few moments to rest up as he certain needs it after the moves he's taken thus far, and once he's ready he climbs up to the apron, and up to the top rope. Myke Hawke gets up to his feet, and he turns around. Erik Hasher hits a missile drop kick that knocks down Myke Hawke down to the mat. Erik Hasher takes his time to go for the next move as he needs to still recover. Myke Hawke gets up stunned, he turns around and Erik hasher gets hit with a running clothesline. Myke Hawke goes down to the mat, and he goes down to the mat, and gets up quickly, and Erik Hasher hits a few fists to the face. Erik Hasher tries to whip Myke Hawke to the ropes, but it's reversed by Myke Hawke. Erik Hasher bounces off of the roeps, and Erik Hasher knocks him down with a flying forearm to the face. Erik Hasher gets up to his feet, as does Myke Hawke. Myke Hawke turns towards Hasher very dazed, and Hasher hits a double leg take down. Erik Hasher aims Myke Hawke to the turnbuckle. Erik Hasher hits a catapault that sends Myke Hawke flying into the turnbuckle. Myke Hawke is able to block it.] JR-That quite didn't work out as planned. King-Does anything ever does? Kris Gaffney-No…no it doesn't.. [Erik Hasher charges at Myke Hawke who throws him into the turnbuckle, and Erik Hasher goes down to the mat, and Myke Hawke for some reason goes up to the top rope, but Erik Hasher was ready for him, he nips up, and runs up the turnbuckle, Erik Hasher goes for a fist, but it's blocked, and Myke Hawke hits a head butt, followed by a few fists to the face, and pushes him off of the turnbuckle. Erik Hasher crashes into the mat, and he leaps off of the turnbuckle, and Myke Hawke hits the burning STD on Erik Hasher. Myke Hawke goes into the cover on Erik Hasher, and gets the 1……………..2………………3!] JR-Myke Hawke pulled that win out of no where. King-Chalk one up for the STD infestation! Kris Gaffney-That's not their name… King-I know…I can't give them a suggestion… ("Sunglasses at night" blasts on the PA system as Brandon Eastman poses to the crowd to show off his awesome hair cut.) King-I keep thinking he's going to walk down to another theme song. Kris Gaffney-Why's that? King-Eeeerrr…no clue…woo, woo, woo. ("Matt Dragon's theme" blasts on the PA system as Matt Dragon walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Matt Dragon is certainly a legend; however, you have to hope his come back will go through this time. He has had few failed attempts. King-He'll get it right…one of these days. Kris Gaffney-Or years. [Matt Dragon and Brandon Eastman pace around the ring, and they lock up, and before Brandon Eastman can use his superior strength. Matt Dragon is able to counter it with a knee lift to the gut this doubles over Brandon Eastman. Matt Dragon pulls up Brandon Eastman and hits a fist to the face of Brandon Eastman. Eastman stumbles backwards to the ropes, and Matt Dragon tries to whip Brandon Eastman to the ropes, but it's reverses the whip Matt Dragon bounces off of the ropes, and Brandon Eastman lowers his head, but it's countered with a kik to the face that doesn't seem to really effect Brandon Eastman other than it makes him really angry, he charges at Matt Dragon, Matt Dragon backs up, and then low bridges the ropes, and Brandon Eastman falls over the top rope, and goes crashing down to the mat and Matt Dragon measures up as Brandon Eastman stumbles up to his feet, and Matt Dragon sling shots himse lf over the top rope, and Brandon Eastman catches Matt Dragon, and he puts Matt Dragon over his shoulder, and charges at the ring post. But before he can do what he wants, Matt Dragon slides out of the back of Brandon Eastman, and pushes Brandon Eastman into the ring post. Brandon Eastman falls into the ring post, and strikes it shoulder first. Stunned, Brandon Eastman gets thrown back into the ring by Matt Dragon.] JR-Matt Dragon lured Brandon Eastman into that one. King-Eastman might not be a rookie, but Matt Dragon has seen more things in this wrestling business than Myke Hawke has had porno movies. Kris Gaffney-Interesting comparison… [Brandon Eastman is down on the mat, and Matt Dragon decides to take this chance to go for a high risk opportunity, and he measures up Brandon Eastman as he turns around, and Matt Dragon goes for some sort of move, but what it is we will never know (but it probably was a double axe handle). As Brandon Eastman catches it in mid air, and puts Matt Dragon into a bear hug, and Brandon Eastman drives Matt Dragon into the corner, and he hits a few shoulder blocks into the gut in the corner, and Matt Dragon is reeling in the corner, and Matt Dragon gets hipped tossed out of the corner. Matt Dragon goes flying through the air, and goes crashing down on the mat, and slowly Matt Dragon gets up to his feet. Matt Dragon gets picked up by Brandon Eastman, and Brandon Eastman hits a body slam, and he quickly drops the elbow, and goes into the cover, and gets the 1………………….2……………quick kick out by Matt Dragon. Brandon Eastman picks up Matt Dragon, and puts him into double under hook, and hits a few knee's to the face on Matt Dragon, and Brandon Eastman hits a double under hook suplex that sends Matt Dragon down to the mat. Brandon Eastman plays to the crowd as Matt Dragon goes into the corner, and Brandon Eastman hits a few knee lifts to the gut and backs out of the corner and Matt Dragon stumbles out of the corner. Brandon Eastman kicks Matt Dragon in the gut, this doubles over Matt Dragon, and Brandon Eastman puts Matt Dragon into a front face lock, and lifts him up on the top rope. Brandon Eastman hits a few fists to the face to Matt Dragon to stun him, and Brandon Eastman climbs up to the top rope, and hooks Matt Dragon, and hits a super plex that sends both wrestlers crashing to the mat. Both wrestlers are on the mat, and Brandon Eastman slowly turns around, and makes the cover on Matt Dragon. The ref counts the 1……………………………………2…………………………….kick out by Matt Dragon before the count of three!.] JR-Almost a count of three there. King-That would be quite a big win for the fairly young Brandon Eastman. [Brandon Eastman pulls up Matt Dragon, and tries to whip Matty D to the ropes, but it's reversed. Brandon Eastman bounces off of the ropes. Matt Dragon goes for a drop kick, but it's caught by Brandon Eastman, Eastman hits a catapault that sends Matt Dragon flying into the corner which smashes the ref. The ref goes down in pain, but he's not out. Matt Dragon checks on the ref, seeing this chance. Brandon Eastman hits a low blow. Matt Dragon is in obvious pain for good reason. Brandon Eastman turns around Matt Dragon and kicks him in the gut, this doubles him over, and he lifts up, and drives him down with the Jagerbomb! Brandon Eastman goes into the cover on Matt Dragon as the ref is able to turn unaware what just went on, and counts the 1………..2……………….3!] JR-Eastman found a way to win this match, like it or not. King-I don't think Matty D likes it. Kris Gaffney-If he doesn't, he'll probably display his displeasure in a higher pitched voice. (Brandon Eastman gets out of the ring, and leaves the ring side area as Saturday Shockwave goes off the air.)

EMF: Saturday Shockwave

JR - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds, from HEEL, KANE!!! (crowd cheers ****)

[fire blasts on the stage, but KANE walks through it. KANES on fire, but he seems to not to care. Until it registers in his head and he starts jumping around in pain. The ring crew puts him out and rolls him into the ring ]

JR - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds,, The Miz!!! (crowd boos ***)

[The Miz walks to the ring. Earl Hebner is the referee for this contest. Earl Hebner checks KANE's boots and knee pads. The Miz places KANE on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex. (ring, ring, ring) KANE with an Aztecan suplex on The Miz sends him to the mat. KANE moves back to his feet. The Miz is back on his feet. KANE hits The Miz with a heart punch. The Miz gets up. KANE gets sent into the turnbuckle while The Miz hits him with a splash. KANE goes for a atomic drop but The Miz dodges the attack. KANE drags The Miz to the floor. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) KANE cuts The Miz with a blade. The Miz is bleeding as a result. ]

The King - RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR *does the Brock dance*

[(..2) KANE with an illegal chokehold on The Miz. (...3) The Miz grabs KANE's head and hites him in the face. (....4) KANE chops The Miz. (.....5) They head back into the ring. KANE pokes The Miz in the eye with his thumb. The Miz chops KANE. KANE with an illegal chokehold on The Miz. KANE hits The Miz with an atomic drop. ]

JR - Nice atomic drop by KANE.

[KANE covers The Miz hooking the leg. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 The Miz kicks out. The Miz moves back to his feet. KANE puts The Miz in a reverse chin lock. Referee Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... ... The Miz is fighting the hold. ... The Miz trys to escape. ... The Miz trys to escape. The Miz escapes. KANE hits The Miz with a heart punch. They lockup. KANE sends The Miz to the corner of the ring. The Miz uses a snap mare takeover on KANE. KANE is back on his feet. KANE chops The Miz. ]

The King - chop!

[The Miz executes a neck scissors on KANE. The Miz is up again. The Miz leg drops the throat of KANE. Kneelock submission applied by The Miz. Referee Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... ... KANE trys to escape. The Miz breaks the hold. ]

The King - ASHLEE!! *vomits*

[The Miz piledrives KANE into the mat. The Miz climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on KANE. The Miz sucks chants start in the crowd. The Miz puts KANE in an arm grapevine submission. KANE gets back to his feet. KANE gets hit with a knee lift, and then the Miz tries to whip KANE to the ropes, and does. The Miz lowers his head, and KANE counters with a running DDT that drives the Miz's head into the mat. KANE waits as the Miz slowly gets up as KANE goes for the TOOMBSOTNE. But the Miz slides out the back, the Miz hooks KANE, and delivers the Skull Crushing finale! Miz goes into the cover on KANE. Earl Hebner counts. ...1 ...2 ...3

JR - The winner of this match, The Miz!!!

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, and we go into the Saturday Shockwave video. As it concludes we go into the darken arena as pyrotechnics blasts off on the stage. The lights turn on as the pyro ends, and fans yell and wave their signs. Some say "R U Fifty?!", "Troy and Abyss…give me Steph!", and "Matty The Dragon brother!")

JR-We are one week away from the EMF's 10th birthday, we welcome you to yet another edition of Saturday Shockwave. I'm good ol' JR along side Jerry "the King" Lawler, and Kris "KG" Gaffney.

King-We got quite a show…mostly filled with tag teams.

Kris Gaffney-Maybe tag teams will be the theme of the next decade for the EMF!

JR and King-….NA!

("People like me" blasts on the PA system as CM Punk walks to the ring along with Ashley Massaro, and he slides into the ring.)

JR-This is the first match for CM Punk in a while.

Kris Gaffney-He also thinks he's better than us.

King-This is the first I've heard of that

("Walk" blasts on the PA system as Rad Hazard walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Rad Hazard is probably someone that doesn't totally agree with the straight edge life style.

King-He might….

Kris Gaffney-He did get clean…although, Jeff Hardy also claimed that…

[CM Punk and Rad Hazard pace around the ring, and Rad Hazard charges at CM Punk wanting to get the advantage quickly, but Rad Hazard is able to take down Rad Hazard with a drop toe hold that sends Rad Hazard into the mat face first. Rad Hazard isn't hurt, just really pissed. He turns towards CM Punk who hits a head lock take down, and CM Punk puts on the pressure on the head of Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard looks for a way out of the hold as he slowly gets up to his feet, and Rad Hazard backs up CM Punk to the ropes. He whips CM Punk off of the hold, and CM Punk bounces off of the ropes, and he hits a hard should block on Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard goes down to the mat, and gets up a little dazed. CM Punk picks up Rad Hazard on his shoulders, and goes for the go to sleep. But Rad Hazard slips out of the back, he sighs a breath of relief having dodged a dangerous bullet in the GTS. So much when he turns around, he let CM Punk hit a spin kick to the gut that doubles over Rad Hazard CM Punk rusn to the ropes, and bounces off, and hits a hard running knee lift that sends Rad Hazard to the mat. Rad Hazard slowly crawls into the corner, and CM Punk goes into the corner, and hits a few kicks in the corner after h pulled him up to his feet. CM Punk tries to whip Rad Hazard into the opposite corner, and is successful in this action. Rad Hazard crashes into the corner, and CM Punk runs at the corner, and hits a knee to the face in the corner. CM Punk sets up Rad Hazard, and hits a running bulldog that drives Rad Hazard into the mat. Instead of going into the cover like he should CM Punk taunts Rad Hazard for his possible former druggy ways. Rad Hazard slowly gets up to his feet with the help of the ropes. CM Punk charges at Rad Hazard, Rad Hazard counters with a back body drop over the top rope.B ut it's countered by CM Punk landing on his feet. Rad Hazard turns around, and CM Punk hits a shoulder block into the gut that makes Rad Hazard stumble backwards. CM Punk measures up as Rad Hazard is stunned, and CM Punk sling shots himself up to the top rope, leaps off and hits a flying clothesline on Rad Hazard!]

JR-CM Punk might be close to ending this match.

King-What's his rush?

Kris Gaffney-No clue…he's not going to have sex with Ashley, that much is for sure.

[CM Punk decides that it's time to end this match, and he pulls up Rad Hazard, and puts him facing away from the ring in the top turnbuckle. CM Punk climbs up to the top rope, and hooks him for the Pepsi plunge, but Rad Hazard counters in a back body drop that sends CM Punk flying, and crashing down on the mat, and Rad Hazard turns around in a sitting position trying to recover from the beating he's taken thus far, and CM Punk gets up to his feet, and charges at Rad Hazard in the corner. Rad Hazard counters with a boot to the face, CM Punk stumbles around in pain, and CM Punk gets hooked by Rad Hazard, and hit with a tornado DDT. But Rad Hazard can't make the cover right away…in fact it takes him time to start to crawl towards CM Punk, and he throws an arm over CM Punk, and the ref counts the 1……………………….2………………………kick out by CM Punk. Both wrestlers don't move for a little bit, and the ref uses his standing ten count, and the ref gets to about seven, and both wrestlers are up. CM Punk throws the first fist to the face of Rad Hazard. But Rad Hazard is able to block it, and return it on CM Punk. Rad Hazard is able to follow up with a few more fist to the face, and he whips CM Punk to the ropes. CM Punk bounces off of the ropes, and Rad Hazard lowers his head, and hits a big back body drop. CM Punk flies through the air, and comes crashing down on the mat hard.]

JR-Rad Hazard might be looking to put away CM Punk

King-Think that will shut him up?

Kris Gaffney-No…probably not….

[Rad Hazard kicks CM Punk in the gut, and hits a quick snap suplex, and goes to the outside, and climbs up to the top rope. Rad Hazard waits for CM Punk to get up to his feet, and CM Punk does. Rad Hazard goes for a cross body block. CM Punk rolls through, he stands up, and put Rad Hazard on his shoulders, and hits the Go to Sleep! CM Punk goes into the cover on Rad Hazard, and the ref counts the 1…………………..2…………………..3!]

JR-CM Punk with a nice counter has won this match.

King-Think this is just one victory for Punk

("Abyss theme" blasts on the PA system as Stephanie McMahon-Walker leads out the team of Troy Gafgen and Abyss to the ring.)

JR-This team has a lot of potential, but this is the first time that they have teamed up.

Kris Gaffney-Yeah…those are always rough..

King-Unless your like the Road Dogg and X-Pac

("Machine Guns theme" blasts on the PA system as Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin walks to the ring.)

JR-These two superstars are rising through the ranks of the EMF quickly.

King-They still probably prefer winning at video games…

Kris Gaffney-Well…it's faster…

[Abyss and Chris Sabin face off in the middle of the ring as the two former TNA superstars talk some trash. Chris Sabin goes for a fist to the face, but Abyss blocks it, and holds the fist of Chris Sabin, and starts to crush it. Chris Sabin yells out, and Abyss hits a kick to the gut that doubles over Chris Sabin. Chris Sabin gets up as Abyss backs up, and allows him to get up to his feet, and Abyss hits a running boot to the face. Chris Sabin is down on the mat, and slowly he gets up to his feet. Chris Sabin gets picked up over the shoulder of Abyss, and hits a body slam. Chris Sabin stays on the mat, and Abyss runs to the ropes, and bounces off of the ropes, and leap in the air, for a elbow drop, but Chris Sabin moves out of the way. Chris Sabin rolls into his corner, and tags in his partner Alex Shelley who runs on the apron, and climbs up to the top rope, he measures up on the stunned monster, and once he's where he wants him to be, Alex Shelley leaps off of the top rope for a vertical cross body block, but it's blocked by Abyss who grabs Alex Shelley by the throat with two hands, and lifts him up in the air. Alex Shelley then gets thrown hard into the corner. Abyss hits a few body shots to the gut of Alex Shelley, and follows up with a fist to the face of Alex Shelley. Abyss gets yelled at by the ref, and Abyss does let Ablex Shelley have his space, but Abyss goes back on the attack, and he whips Alex Shelley into the corner. Abyss charges in the corner with him, as Alex Shelley crashes into the corner, Abyss comes in with a body splash. Abyss backs out of the corner, and Abyss picks up Alex Shelley, and Troy Gafgen makes the tag to the back of Abyss. Troy Gafgen gets into the ring, and runs to the ropes, and leaps in the air, and hits a flying clothesline that sends Alex Shelley into a spine buster that drives Alex Shelley into the mat. Stephanie claps in approval as Troy Gafgen goes into the cover, and gets the 1…………………..2…………………………Chris Sabin comes into the ring, and hits a low drop kick to the head of Troy Gafgen that breaks up the count. Chris Sabin is quick to leave the ring, so the ref doesn't bother with him; however, he does push back Abyss from getting revenge.]

JR-Thing might be breaking down.

King-Aw…I thought the whole match going in Abyss/Troy's way might get Stephanie jumping…

Kris Gaffney-Thought you didn't like her?

King-Only when she's with X-Clod!

[Troy Gafgen gets up, and charges at Chris Sabin who is on the apron, and Chris Sabin is able to duck it, and hits a hang man that stumbles back Troy Gafgen. Alex Shelley hits a kick to the gut that doubles over Troy Gafgen, and hits a quick DDT. Alex Shelley is down on the mat, as he rolls into the corner, and makes the tag to Chris Sabin, Chris Sabin comes into the ring, he runs at Troy Gafgen. Troy Gafgen goes for a wild clothesline as he's stunned at the moves he's taken last, and Chris Sabin is able to duck it easily, and Chris Sabin bounces off of the ropes, and Chris Sabin hits a spinning head scissors hurricanarana that brings down Troy Gafgen. Troy Gafgen gets up dazed, and Chris Sabin hits a standing drop kick that knocks back Troy Gafgen, and Chris Sabin measures up Troy Gafgen, and goes for some sort of move, but Troy Gafgen pushes Chris Sabin off what was a bulldog attempt, and pushes Chris Sabin in the corner. Troy Gafgen tries to whip Chris Sabin to the corner. Chris Sabin crashes into the corner, and Troy Gafgen charges into the corner, and Chris Sabin takes down Troy Gafgen with a drop toe hold. Chris Sabin makes the tag to Alex Shelley, Troy Gafgen tries to stomp him, and Alex Shelley hits a shoulder block into the gut that doubles him over, and Alex Shelley slides under Troy Gafgen going for a sunset flip, Troy Gafgen is losing his balance, and losing his balance. Troy Gafgen in desperation throws a fist to the mat, but Alex Shelley moves out of the way, and Troy Gafgen hurts his fist. Alex Shelley kicks Troy Gafgen in the gut, and sets him up for a suplex, but he can't quite get him, before Troy Gafgen can mount a come back, Chris Sabin comes into the ring, and hits a kick to the gut. The ref interested to see if they can pull it off lets it go….and they do it! Troy Gafgen crashes into the mat, and Chris Sabin rolls out of the ring, and he leaps on the ropes, and hits a spring board moonsault from the second rope, and goes into the cover, and gets the 1………………………..2……………………………..kick out by Troy Gafgen!]

JR-Troy Gafgen barely got his shoulder off the mat there.

King-That wouldn't be a good start for a team.

Kris Gaffney-Well their just starting…should they really expect to function as a team?

[Troy Gafgen goes in the corner, Alex Shelley randomly turns around, and hits a fist to the face of Abyss. Abyss is stunned, and he comes into the ring. Alex Shelley ducks under a fist, and pokes Abyss in the eyes. Blinding the monster, Alex Shelley goes back on the attack on Troy Gafge, but ducks as Abyss tried to go for a blinded big boot, but Troy Gafgen gets hit with it instead. Abyss still doesn't know what he did as Alex Shelley pushes him out of the ring. Troy Gafgen gets up to his feet, and Alex Shelley rolls up Troy Gafgen for the 1…………………2…………………..3!]

JR-A miscue just cost the tag team of Abyss and Troy Gafgen.

(Abyss gets in the ring not knowing what happened, Troy doesn't look too happy. Stephanie gets in between them, finally she calms Troy down, the team leaves.)

(Note: Close one…literally Shelley's ironically "edged it" with his last RP. So good decision Shelley.)

(Note 2: Might change how this ending happens, as I don't know if it's the right one to get the effect I want with this, but obviously the winner will be the same.)

("Erik Hasher's theme" blasts on the PA system as Erik Hasher walks to the ring, and he slides into the ring.)

JR-This is one half of a possible tag team we have here in the EMF.

King-Where did they all come from?

Kris Gaffney-If one thing is true about the bookers, their not good with tag teams…that's for sure.

("Myke Hawke's theme" blasts on the PA system as Myke Hawke poses on the stage as pyrotechnics blasts on the stage, and he continues to the ring.)

JR-This man has been very impressive.

King-Except for his first few matches.

Kris Gaffney-It was a false start?

King-Go back 5 yards?

[Myke Hawke and Eric Hasher pace around the ring, and Myke Hawke locks up, and Myke Hawke does the predictable thing, and pushes him down to the mat, Erik Hasher gets up to his feet, and he doesn't look too happy, and he charges at Myke Hawke. Myke Hawke counters with a hip toss, that sends Erik Hasher down to the mat, and Myke Hawke waits as Erik Hasher gets up to his feet, and Myke Hawke hits a few fists to the face of Erik Hasher. Hasher stumbles back to the ropes, and Erik Hasher gets whipped to the ropes, and Erik Hasher bounces off of the ropes, and Myke Hawke bounces off of the ropes, and Myke Hawke goes for a clothesline, but it's ducked under by Erik Hasher. Erik Hasher continues to the other side of the ring, he bounces off of the ropes, and Erik Hasher goes for a vertical cross body block. But Myke Hawke catches Erik Hasher in a bear hug, Erik Hasher yells in pain, but before he can really wear him down. Erik Hasher hits a few fists to the face, and then rakes the eyes of Myke Hawke to break his grip. Erik Hasher quickly goes to the outside, and climbs up to the top rope. He measures up on Myke Hawke who is still blinded, Erik Hasher leaps off of the top rope, but Myke Hawke is able to counter this right into a t-bone suplex that sends Erik Hasher to the mat. He goes down to the mat, and slowly he gets up to his feet. Erik Hasher gets picked up, and Myke Hawke hits a fall away slam that sends Hasher down to the mat. Erik Hasher crawls up with the help of the ropes, Myke Hawke times it just right, and he charges at Erik Hasher, and comes crashing down on the back of Erik hasher. Erik Hasher stumbles up to his feet, and he turns towards Myke Hawke who kicks Erik Hasher in the gut that doubles him over. Myke Hawke lifts him up, and drives him down with a power bomb. Erik Hasher is seemly down for the count, as Myke Hawke goes into the cover on Erik Hasher, the ref counts the 1……………………………………2…………………………….kick out by Erik Hasher! Myke Hawke shakes his head.]

JR-Myke Hawke thought he had this match in hand.

King-Well not too many know what Erik Hasher can do.

Kris Gaffney-People forget he was a world title contender at one point.

[Myke Hawke can't believe that he didn't get the three there, as he yells at the ref, and he finally gets his head back into the game. Erik Hasher has rolled out on the apron, and Myke Hawke goes over to where Hasher is, and Hasher surprises him, and hits a hang man that sends Myke Hawke to the mat. Myke Hawke is holding his neck choking. Knowing that he has a chance to turn this match around, Erik Hasher bypasses his rest, and he pulls Myke Hawke to the ring post, and smashes Myke Hawke's leg on the ring post. Myke Hawke yells in pain, as he does it again. Erik Hasher then puts a figure four on Myke Hawke around the ring post, Myke Hawke is in extreme pain, the ref yells at Erik Hasher, and then starts to count, and Hasher lets go of the hold just before the 5 count. Erik Hasher takes a few moments to rest up as he certain needs it after the moves he's taken thus far, and once he's ready he climbs up to the apron, and up to the top rope. Myke Hawke gets up to his feet, and he turns around. Erik Hasher hits a missile drop kick that knocks down Myke Hawke down to the mat. Erik Hasher takes his time to go for the next move as he needs to still recover. Myke Hawke gets up stunned, he turns around and Erik hasher gets hit with a running clothesline. Myke Hawke goes down to the mat, and he goes down to the mat, and gets up quickly, and Erik Hasher hits a few fists to the face. Erik Hasher tries to whip Myke Hawke to the ropes, but it's reversed by Myke Hawke. Erik Hasher bounces off of the roeps, and Erik Hasher knocks him down with a flying forearm to the face. Erik Hasher gets up to his feet, as does Myke Hawke. Myke Hawke turns towards Hasher very dazed, and Hasher hits a double leg take down. Erik Hasher aims Myke Hawke to the turnbuckle. Erik Hasher hits a catapault that sends Myke Hawke flying into the turnbuckle. Myke Hawke is able to block it.]

JR-That quite didn't work out as planned.

King-Does anything ever does?

Kris Gaffney-No…no it doesn't..

[Erik Hasher charges at Myke Hawke who throws him into the turnbuckle, and Erik Hasher goes down to the mat, and Myke Hawke for some reason goes up to the top rope, but Erik Hasher was ready for him, he nips up, and runs up the turnbuckle, Erik Hasher goes for a fist, but it's blocked, and Myke Hawke hits a head butt, followed by a few fists to the face, and pushes him off of the turnbuckle. Erik Hasher crashes into the mat, and he leaps off of the turnbuckle, and Myke Hawke hits the burning STD on Erik Hasher. Myke Hawke goes into the cover on Erik Hasher, and gets the 1……………..2………………3!]

JR-Myke Hawke pulled that win out of no where.

King-Chalk one up for the STD infestation!

Kris Gaffney-That's not their name…

King-I know…I can't give them a suggestion…

("Sunglasses at night" blasts on the PA system as Brandon Eastman poses to the crowd to show off his awesome hair cut.)

King-I keep thinking he's going to walk down to another theme song.

Kris Gaffney-Why's that?

King-Eeeerrr…no clue…woo, woo, woo.

("Matt Dragon's theme" blasts on the PA system as Matt Dragon walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Matt Dragon is certainly a legend; however, you have to hope his come back will go through this time. He has had few failed attempts.

King-He'll get it right…one of these days.

Kris Gaffney-Or years.

[Matt Dragon and Brandon Eastman pace around the ring, and they lock up, and before Brandon Eastman can use his superior strength. Matt Dragon is able to counter it with a knee lift to the gut this doubles over Brandon Eastman. Matt Dragon pulls up Brandon Eastman and hits a fist to the face of Brandon Eastman. Eastman stumbles backwards to the ropes, and Matt Dragon tries to whip Brandon Eastman to the ropes, but it's reverses the whip Matt Dragon bounces off of the ropes, and Brandon Eastman lowers his head, but it's countered with a kik to the face that doesn't seem to really effect Brandon Eastman other than it makes him really angry, he charges at Matt Dragon, Matt Dragon backs up, and then low bridges the ropes, and Brandon Eastman falls over the top rope, and goes crashing down to the mat and Matt Dragon measures up as Brandon Eastman stumbles up to his feet, and Matt Dragon sling shots himse lf over the top rope, and Brandon Eastman catches Matt Dragon, and he puts Matt Dragon over his shoulder, and charges at the ring post. But before he can do what he wants, Matt Dragon slides out of the back of Brandon Eastman, and pushes Brandon Eastman into the ring post. Brandon Eastman falls into the ring post, and strikes it shoulder first. Stunned, Brandon Eastman gets thrown back into the ring by Matt Dragon.]

JR-Matt Dragon lured Brandon Eastman into that one.

King-Eastman might not be a rookie, but Matt Dragon has seen more things in this wrestling business than Myke Hawke has had porno movies.

Kris Gaffney-Interesting comparison…

[Brandon Eastman is down on the mat, and Matt Dragon decides to take this chance to go for a high risk opportunity, and he measures up Brandon Eastman as he turns around, and Matt Dragon goes for some sort of move, but what it is we will never know (but it probably was a double axe handle). As Brandon Eastman catches it in mid air, and puts Matt Dragon into a bear hug, and Brandon Eastman drives Matt Dragon into the corner, and he hits a few shoulder blocks into the gut in the corner, and Matt Dragon is reeling in the corner, and Matt Dragon gets hipped tossed out of the corner. Matt Dragon goes flying through the air, and goes crashing down on the mat, and slowly Matt Dragon gets up to his feet. Matt Dragon gets picked up by Brandon Eastman, and Brandon Eastman hits a body slam, and he quickly drops the elbow, and goes into the cover, and gets the 1………………….2……………quick kick out by Matt Dragon. Brandon Eastman picks up Matt Dragon, and puts him into double under hook, and hits a few knee's to the face on Matt Dragon, and Brandon Eastman hits a double under hook suplex that sends Matt Dragon down to the mat. Brandon Eastman plays to the crowd as Matt Dragon goes into the corner, and Brandon Eastman hits a few knee lifts to the gut and backs out of the corner and Matt Dragon stumbles out of the corner. Brandon Eastman kicks Matt Dragon in the gut, this doubles over Matt Dragon, and Brandon Eastman puts Matt Dragon into a front face lock, and lifts him up on the top rope. Brandon Eastman hits a few fists to the face to Matt Dragon to stun him, and Brandon Eastman climbs up to the top rope, and hooks Matt Dragon, and hits a super plex that sends both wrestlers crashing to the mat. Both wrestlers are on the mat, and Brandon Eastman slowly turns around, and makes the cover on Matt Dragon. The ref counts the 1……………………………………2…………………………….kick out by Matt Dragon before the count of three!.]

JR-Almost a count of three there.

King-That would be quite a big win for the fairly young Brandon Eastman.

[Brandon Eastman pulls up Matt Dragon, and tries to whip Matty D to the ropes, but it's reversed. Brandon Eastman bounces off of the ropes. Matt Dragon goes for a drop kick, but it's caught by Brandon Eastman, Eastman hits a catapault that sends Matt Dragon flying into the corner which smashes the ref. The ref goes down in pain, but he's not out. Matt Dragon checks on the ref, seeing this chance. Brandon Eastman hits a low blow. Matt Dragon is in obvious pain for good reason. Brandon Eastman turns around Matt Dragon and kicks him in the gut, this doubles him over, and he lifts up, and drives him down with the Jagerbomb! Brandon Eastman goes into the cover on Matt Dragon as the ref is able to turn unaware what just went on, and counts the 1………..2……………….3!]

JR-Eastman found a way to win this match, like it or not.

King-I don't think Matty D likes it.

Kris Gaffney-If he doesn't, he'll probably display his displeasure in a higher pitched voice.

(Brandon Eastman gets out of the ring, and leaves the ring side area as Saturday Shockwave goes off the air.)