EMF: Shockwave

JR - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 265 pounds, from Shithole City a member of Alvin and the Shitmunks, Alvin Jackson!!! (crowd boos **)

[("pained Alvin Jackson noises" blasts on the PA system. Alvin Jackson limps out on the stage followed by his brothers Theodore and Simon Jackson. Theodore and Simon are questioning why Alvin is black and they are white. Alvin gets into the ring. He steps inside of the ring as breaks down in tears. ]

JR - and his opponent, weighing in at 200 pounds,, Sythe!!!

The song Attitude by the Misfits hits the loudspeakers. A montage of Sythe's most hardcore moments hits the big screen. Sythe runs out with a series of green pyrotechnics..CHYOO-CHYOO-CHYOO..firing into the air. He plays air guitar on the whiskey bottle he's holding before ceremoniously turning it up for the crowd. He high fives a few fans before heading down the ramp to the ring.

JR-Here comes the new comer.

Earl Hebner is the referee for this contest. Alvin Jackson walks around the ring. Alvin Jackson gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Sythe. (the bell rings) Alvin Jackson bites Sythe's arm out of desparation. Sythe with an impressive flying spinning leg lariat on Alvin Jackson. Sythe moves back to his feet. Alvin Jackson is up again. Alvin Jackson rakes the face of Sythe in attempt to make a come back. Sythe kicks Alvin Jackson in the groin. Sythe gives Alvin Jackson a reverse neckbreaker. Now Sythe standing. Sythe executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Alvin Jackson. Now Alvin Jackson standing. Flying side kick by Sythe takes Alvin Jackson off his feet. Sythe is up again. Alvin Jackson trys for a power move but Sythe avoids it. Alvin Jackson and Sythe go to the floor Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) Sythe uses a cradle suplex on Alvin Jackson. Sythe is up again. Sythe and Alvin Jackson move back into the ring. Sythe goes off the top nailing Alvin Jackson with a flying elbow drop to the gut. Sythe is up again. Sythe applies an arm wrench to Alvin Jackson. Sythe puts Alvin Jackson in an arm grapevine submission. Sythe knifehand chops Alvin Jackson. ]

JR - knifehand chop!

[Alvin Jackson catches Sythe leg, but Sythe reverses it with an enzuigiri to Alvin Jackson's head. Sythe rolls onto Alvin Jackson connecting with a knee. Sythe kicks Alvin Jackson on the mat. Sythe executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of Alvin Jackson. Now Sythe standing. Alvin Jackson gets back to his feet. Sythe short-arm clotheslines Alvin Jackson to the mat. Alvin Jackson is up again. Sythe executes a jawbreakeron Alvin Jackson. Sythe gets up. Sythe hits Alvin Jackson with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Alvin Jackson piledrives Sythe. Alvin Jackson sucks chants start in the crowd. Sythe gets up. Sythe does a cartwheel and kicks Alvin Jackson in the face. ]

JR - Alvin Jackson takes a cartwheel kick.

[Sythe fist drops Alvin Jackson on the mat. Sythe gets up. Alvin Jackson tells Sythe that he was undefeated. Sythe reminds him he was never undefeated. Alvin crys. Alvin Jackson slaps Sythe. Alvin Jackson grabs Sythe's head and hites him in the face. Alvin Jackson pokes Sythe in the eyes. ]

JR - Sythe takes a eye poke.

[Alvin Jackson gouges Sythe's eyes out. Sythe punches Alvin Jackson in the gut. Alvin Jackson suplexes Sythe. Sythe moves back to his feet. Alvin Jackson pulls Sythe's hair. Sythe with a high crossbody on Alvin Jackson. Now Alvin Jackson standing. Alvin Jackson bites Sythe's arm out of desparation. Sythe punches Alvin Jackson in the head. Sythe connects with a somersault slam on Alvin Jackson. Sythe grabs Alvin Jackson's leg and takes him down, then locks his leg. Earl Hebner asks Alvin Jackson if he quits. ... Alvin Jackson is fighting the hold. ... ... ... Alvin Jackson is fighting the hold. Sythe breaks the hold. Sythe drags Alvin Jackson to the floor. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) Sythe slingshot elbow drops Alvin Jackson. Sythe jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on Alvin Jackson. Sythe gets back to his feet. They head back into the ring. Alvin Jackson gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Sythe. Sythe climbs to his feet. Sythe goes off the top and hits a flying sitdown splash on Alvin Jackson. Sythe with the Flying Elbowdrop on Alvin Jackson! Sythe waits for Alvin Jackson to get up to his feet. Sythe kicks Alvin Jackson in the gut. Sythe picks up alvin Jackson and puts him down on the mat with the Sythenator!! Sythe goes for a pin on Alvin Jackson. Earl Hebner counts. ...1 ...2 ...3

JR - The winner of this match, Sythe!!!

JR - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Road Van Toad!!! (crowd cheers ***)

[RVT trips on the pilers that hold up the EMF tron and RVT goes rolling down to ring side ]

JR - and his opponent, weighing in at 266 pounds, The Bone Picker....The Carcass Collector......VUUUULLLLTUUUURRRRRE

(The lights turn off. Lighting strikes. The theme "crow" starts to play. Vulture walks out. He stares down at his opponent at the top of the stage as the lightning continues to flash. He walks down to the ring side area, and he steps over the top rope. He waits for the bell.)

[Earl Hebner is the referee for this contest. Earl Hebner checks Road Van Toad's boots and knee pads. Vulture walks around the ring. (ding, ding, ding) Road Van Toad hits him with a back fist. Vulture with a headbutt on Road Van Toad. Road Van Toad hits him with a back fist. Vulture grabs Road Van Toad by the arm and breaks it over his shoulder. Road Van Toad hits him with a back fist. Road Van Toad hits him with a back fist. Road Van Toad hits him with a back fist. Vulture picks Road Van Toad up and executes a stomachbreaker. Vulture stomps Road Van Toad. Vulture stomps Road Van Toad. Road Van Toad moves back to his feet. Road Van Toad hits him with a back fist. Vulture grabs Road Van Toad by the arm and breaks it over his shoulder. Vulture get whipped into the corner and Road Van Toad follows himin with an avalanche. Road Van Toad executes the airplane spin and throws Vulture onto the mat. Road Van Toad chants start. Road Van Toad punches Vulture repeatedly. Road Van Toad hits him with a back fist. Road Van Toad hits him with a back fist. Vulture with a headbutt on Road Van Toad. Road Van Toad hits him with a back fist. Road Van Toad hits him with a back fist. Road Van Toad hits him with a back fist. Road Van Toad hits him with a back fist. Road Van Toad hits him with a back fist. Vulture with a powerful choke lift on Road Van Toad. Vulture drags Road Van Toad to the floor. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) Road Van Toad climbs to his feet. (..2) Road Van Toad hits him with a back fist. Vulture powerbombs Road Van Toad. Vulture piledrives Road Van Toad. Vulture and Road Van Toad move back into the ring. Vulture stomps Road Van Toad. Road Van Toad stands up. Road Van Toad gets bounced off of the ropes and hit with a backdrop diver by Vulture. Vulture is up again. Road Van Toad climbs to his feet. Vulture kicks in the gut Road Van Toad. The Boner picker lifts up Road Van Toad, and he connects with the Bone Collector!! Road Van Toad looks to be out cold! Vulture goes for a pin. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 ...3

JR - The winner of this match, Vulture!!!

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen)

(The lights are off. Pyrotechnics rain down on the stage. The lights turn on. Fans yell and wave their signs. The camera takes a few shots around the arena. The camera zooms out and displays the location information. The camera takes a few more shots of the arena. The commentators begin to talk.)

JR-Tonight the EMF comes to you live from Denver, Colorado. Welcome everyone to another edition of Saturday Shockwave. I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross. I’m joined by Jerry “the King” Lawler and Kris “KG” Gaffney. King we are going towards Unleashed, but before that we will find out who will take on the IC champion Walter Melon.

King-Maybe they should just pin themselves, and withdraw…considering that they are going against god and everything.

Kris Gaffney-But then the Melon Gods wouldn’t prove their superiority, do they really want that?

King-Maybe if that’s their plan.

JR-Let’s get started with the opening match of the night.

(“Game On” blasts on the PA system. Tony Ikeda walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Recently Tony won a chance to face the TV champion.

King-Tonight he will get the chance to defend that contendership from being turned into a triple threat.

Kris Gaffney-With a win it stays a one on one.

Evil Ways begin to play as the arena goes black "Its been so long
Long hard days
they don't say
Gods change my ways
Change my ways
My evil ways"

So I set out
Cross that way
Strike them down
To make them pay
Change their ways
Their evil ways"

Soon as the beginning of the song is finished, The lights begin to flicker as the song picks up it's tempo and soon Zack Parker is out on the stage.

But I can't hide
Ooooooo
And I won't hide
Oooooo Yeah!
My Evil Ways.

Zack looks over the arena and crowd, sighs deeply and begins to make his way towards the ring

I found out
The hate grow cold
The god rise up
Damn my soul
Cause I aint change
Change my ways
I aint change

Zack rolls into the ring and gets to his feet as he looks over his opponent and then stares out at the crowd as the song ends.

JR-Zack Parker impressed last week.

King-Both did, thus why they have a chance to find themselves in title matches.

Kris Gaffney-First things first though, it’s always better to have a one on one.

King-As someone in 2014 found out…one on one’s are not triple threats.

[Tony Ikeda and Zack Parker stand in the middle of the ring staring down each other. The match starts with fists back and forth. Tony Ikeda attempts to get the match into his control with a side head lock on Zack Parker. Tony Ikeda is blocked from taking down Zack Parker, and Zack Parker pushes Tony Ikeda to the ropes. Zack Parker whips Tony Ikeda off of the ropes. Tony Ikeda bounces off of the ropes. Zack Parker is able to counter this with an arm drag release. Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet, Zack Parker connects with a standing drop kick that puts down Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda is slow to get up to his feet. Zack Parker hooks Tony Ikeda, and he drops him with an arm breaker. Tony Ikeda falls to the mat holding his arm. He rolls towards the ropes. Tony Ikeda attempts to throw a fist out of the corner, Zack Parker ducks under. He grabs a hold of Tony Ikeda behind him, and he lifts him up, and he drops him with a belly to back suplex. Tony Ikeda hits into the corner back first. Zack Parker waits as Tony Ikeda stumble out of the corner. Zack Parker connects with a diving clothesline that puts down Tony Ikeda that puts himd own on the mat. He is slow to get up to his feet. Tony Ikeda catches Zack Parker coming in towards him, and he connects with a knee lift into the gut that stuns him. Tony Ikeda hooks him into a vertical suplex. But as he lifts him up, Zack Parker is able to shift his weight, and he goes behind Tony Ikeda. Zack Parker drives down Tony Ikeda into a bulldog!!.]

JR-Tony seemed to be gaining an advantage, but Zack Parker was able to keep the match into his control.

Kris Gaffney-What’s next?

King-Something, or this could be bad….Badddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

[Zack Parker pushes Tony Ikeda on to his back. Zack Parker goes into the cover on Tony Ikeda. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………….2……….KICK OUT by Tony Ikeda. Zack Parker looks annoyed at the ref. Zack Parker gets up to his feet, and he backs inot the corner. He yells for Tony Ikeda to get up to his feet. Zack Parker attempts to go for the punt to the head. Tony Ikeda moves his head out of the way. Tony Ikeda hooks Zack Parker with a full nelson, he lifts him up, and he drops him with the full nelson slam. Tony Ikeda throws his arm over Zack Parker. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………2…KICK OUT by Zack Parker. Tony Ikeda hits a few mounted fists to the face for attempting the punt to the head.]

JR-Zack Parker’s tactics enraged Tony Ikeda.

King-You wouldn’t like Tony when he’s angry.

Kris Gaffney-Something, something, he’s old, he’ll hit you with his cane.

King-Indeed.

[Tony Ikeda waits for Zack Parker to get up to his feet, Tony Ikeda hooks Zack Parker, and he lifts him up for the full nelson, but Zack Parker counters with the hangman’s noose as he brings him up driving Tony down on the mat. Zack pushes Tony on to his back. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2……....3!!]

JR-However it seemed like Zack had one more counter than Tony.

King-He’s friends with Randy Orton, you’d think he’d be ready for that!

(As Zack Parker walks through the gorilla area. Zack Parker gets blind sided by Jack Wiltshire backstage. Jack Wiltshire throws Zack Parker hard into the wall. Zack Parker bounces off of the wall. Jack Wiltshire kicks Zack Parker in the gut that doubles him over. Jack Wiltshire hooks Zack Parker, and he lifts him up, and he runs towards a windows, and throws him through the glass with a running power bomb. Jack Wiltshire yells a few things as ref’s push him away.]

King-I knew Jack Wiltshire wasn’t over that match last week, I just wasn’t going to say anything.

(“Judas” blasts on the PA system. Troy Gafgen walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Troy has a world championship match in his future.

King-But now…he’s about to catch a cold.

Kris Gaffney-Don’t tell X-Cold, he might consider that as a sign to return.

King-Aw don’t worry….X-Cold knows to leave the memories alone….besides he doesn’t want me to call him X-Clod more.

(“Wrath and Cowardice” blasts on the PA system. Syd Khatru walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Syd Khatru has shown himself to be a big name player.

King-He did impress at the Extreme Battle Royal.

Kris Gaffney-Beating Troy, especially at this moment would be a huge win for him.

[Troy Gafgen sneezes. Syd Khatru hits a slap to the face. Troy Gafgen tursn around, and Syd Khatru goes for a school boy. The ref counts 1………KICK OUT by Troy Gafgen. Syd Khatru gets up to his feet, and Syd Khatru gets knocked down with a diving clothesline that puts down Syd Khatru. Syd Khatru is slow to get up to his feet. Troy Gafgen closes the gap. Syd Khatru attempts to attack Troy Gafgen coming towards him, but Troy Gafgen doesn’t allow it this time, and he connects with a knee lift into the gut that doubles him over in the corner. Troy Gafgen hooks him into a hip toss, and he throws him high into the air, and he comes down crashing down on the mat. Troy Gafgen waits for Syd Khatru who is slowly rising up to his feet holding his back. Troy Gafgen lifts up Syd Khatru, and he drops him with a body slam. Troy Gafgen drops an elbow to the chest that drives the air out of Syd Khatru. Troy Gafgen goes into the cover on Syd Khatru. The ref dives into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……….KICK OUT by Syd Khatru. Troy Gagen waits for Syd Khatru to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet, Syd Khatru dazed throws a fist to the face, and Troy Gafgen is able to easily duck under it. Troy Gafgen grabs Syd Khatru’s head, and he drops him down on the mat with a reverse neck breaker known as the chaos maker. Syd Khatru this time seems more down for the count. So Troy Gafgen attempts to go for the cover once again. The ref goes into positon to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2…KICK OUT by Syd Khatru once again. Syd Khatru stays down on the mat as Troy Gafgen connects with a few stomps on the downed Syd Khatru.]

JR-Troy is hitting Syd with a few big moves, but Syd just go away.

King-I guess he’s really nothing to sneeze at.

Kris Gaffney-Guess not.

[Troy Gafgen picks up Syd Khatru, and he lifts him up over his shoulder. Syd Khatru puts him on to his shoulder. Troy Gafgen is able to land behind Syd Khatru. Syd Khatru connects with a Troy Gafgen, and he connects with a running ezuguri to the side of the head. Troy Gafgen staggers around. Troy Gafgen throws a wild fist to the face. Troy Gafgen misses the fist as Syd Khatru is able to duck under. Troy Gafgen gets hooked by Syd Khatru, and dropped with the Dukkah. Syd Khatru throws his arm over Troy Gafgen for a pinning attempt. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………………….2……….KICK OUT by Troy Gafgen. Syd Khatru crawls towards the corner, and he climbs up to his feet. He runs towards Troy Gafgen, and he connects with a face buster to his knee as Troy Gafgen staggers backwards.]

JR-Syd Khatru might have just found an opening for himself.

King-Guess he took that sneeze thing personally.

Kris Gaffney-Maybe.

[Syd Khatru kicks Troy Gafgen in the gut, and he sets him up for the Tiger Driver 91’, but Troy Gafgen is able to roll out of it. Syd goes for a super kick, Troy ducks under. Syd turns around right into the mental maelstrom!! Syd seems out of it. Troy Gafgen goes into the cover on Syd. The ref counts 1………..2…………3!!]

JR-Troy Gafgen however has the last laugh.

King-Syd won’t forget this!

Kris Gaffney-Neither will we…

(“The duck song” blasts on the PA system. Kenny Omegrape bounces down the ramp riding a giant grape. He gets thrown into the ring, and he falls into the mat.)

JR-Again, he certainly has a way with entrances.

King-That’s because the Melon Gods wanted him to.

Kris Gaffney-Always a good explanation.

(Lights out, crowd waits in anticipation and then erupt in both boos and cheers for The Irish God when green smoke fills the dark arena and a spotlight shines at the top of the ramp, all when Sinéad O'Connor & The Chieftains - The Foggy Dew plays throughout the arena. From the back, arms out and swinging cockily comes walking the Irish God, Lugus Cuhullin. He stops atop the ramp with his hands by his side and face looking to the ground and he raises his fists slowly making an X above his head. The Irish God slams his fists down and fireworks shoot from the ramp and lights flash green as The Irish God does quick shadowboxing with each strike fireworks shooting from the stage. He looks to the ring with his cocky smile.)

JR-Lugus has strung wins together, and is looking to recapture the Extreme Championship.

King-That’s because he’s a god.

Kris Gaffney-Makes sense to me.

[Kenny Omegrape yells about eating your fruit. LUgus yells FOOOOOOOK fruit! Kenny Omegrape takes a swing at Lugus. Lugus CUhullion is able to duck under, and he connects with a hard European uppercut that puts down Kenny Omegrape. Lugus Cuhullion stalks around Kenny Omegrape who is trying to get up to his feet. Lugus Cuhullion goes for a roundhouse kick to the side of the head, but it’s countered by Kenny Omegrape by him ducking under. He pushes Lugus from behind. Lugus Cuhullion bounces off of the ropes. Lugus Cuhullion connects with a running shoulder block. Kenny Omegrape hits the mat. Lugus Cuhullion gets up to his feet as Kenny is able to. Kenny runs at Lugus Cuhullion, and Kenny Omegrape gets hit with a arm drag release. Kenny Omegrape this time goes flying towards the ropes. He is slow tog et up to his feet with the aid of the ropes. Kenny Omegrape runs towards the ropes, and he connects with a hard clothesline over the top rope. Kenny Omegrape fly’s over the top rope, and down on the mat. Lugus Cuhullion takes a few moments to pose to the crowd, and he goes to the apron. He see’s that Kenny Omegrape is able getting up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Lugus CUhullion jumps on the second rope, and he hits a spring board moonsault that connects on Kenny Omegrape. Both wreslters are down on the mat. Slowly Lugus is getting up to his feet, Lugus Cuhullion pulls himself up to his feet. Kenny Omegrape gets throw into the ring before they get DQed. Lugus Cuhullion gets into the ring.]

JR-Lugus was able to beat out count.

King-Because that’s what the Melon Gods wanted.

Kris Gaffney-For the Irish God.

King-All creations of the Melon Gods…even the vegetables…they were like their typo’s…which weren’t mistakes, but how it was supposed to be.

[Lugus waits on Kenny OMegrape, Lugus Cuhullion hits a kick to the right leg, then the left leg. He goes for a kick to the ribs, and he goes for a kick to the head, but Kenny Omegrape is able to duck under. Lugus Cuhullion turns right into the step up ezuguri known as Willy Wonka's Fruit-Flavored Gobstopper that connects to the side of the head. Lugus Cuhullion falls down on the mat. Kenny Omegrape has to take sometime to rest up as he watches as Lugus Cuhullion climbs up to his feet with the help of the ropes, and he falls into the corner. Kenny Omegrape runs towards the corner, and he jumps in the air, and he connects with a jumping clothesline in the corner. Kenny Omegrape brings him towards him, and Kenny Omegrape connects with a short arm clothesline. Kenny OMegrape falls to one knee as he is taking sometime to rest up. Lugus Cuhullion is slow to get up to his feet. Kenny is able to meet him when he does get up to his feet. Kenny Omegrape hits a few fists to the face that makes Lugus Cuhullion fall backwards until he hits the ropes. Kenny Omegrape attempts to whip him to the ropes, but Lugus is able to reverse the whip. Kenny Omegrape bounces off of the ropes. Kenny Omegrape ducks under a kick to the head. Kenny Omegrape waits and drops Lugus with a Tony Jamba Juice right to the face as he turns around. Lugus Cuhullion falls backwards on to his back. Kenny Omegrape goes into the cover on Lugus Cuhullion goes into the cover on Lugus. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2….KICK OUT by Lugus Cuhullion!!]

JR-Kick out by Lugus.

King-This is like the Heaven vs. Hell match we had at one time….only with more fruit.

Kris Gaffney-Always makes it better.

[Lugus Cuhullion is slow to get up to his feet. Once he gets up. Kenny attempts to hook, and execute for the greese oil, but Lugus is able to slide out of the back. Lugus waits as Kenny turns around into a round house kick turning Kenny. Lugus connects with a release german suplex!! Lugus goes to the outside of the ring. Lugus climbs up to the top rope, and he jumps off of the top rope, and he connects with the blessing from above. Kenny is down. Lugus goes into the cover on Kenny Omegrape. The ref counts 1………..2………..3!!]

JR-Kenny Omegrape was countered at the last moment, and Lugus took advantage for the victory. (“The duck song” blasts on the PA system. Walter Melon walks out on the stage with Jack Heyman. Walter Melon steps inside of the ring.)

JR-The new IC champion takes on the new Extreme Champion.

King-Wonder if the Melon Gods hates fruit to fight.

Kris Gaffney-Or they find it amusing.

(Orange looks around the arena, slowly pulls one hand out of his pocket and holds it just above his bellybutton and gives a lazy thumbs up before making his way down the ramp with his hands back into his pockets. Once at the ring, he slowly rolls under the ropes all the way to the middle of the ring where he does a kip-up with his hands still in his pocket. He walks to his corner giving a lazy thumbs up waiting for the match to begin.)

JR-Orange Reign can surprise a lot of people.

King-I’m surprised he’s alive.

Kris Gaffney-Or that he can show enough life to win a championship.

[Walter Melon walks around the ring pearching the way of the Melon Gods. Orange Reign stands in the ring looking like he’s nodding off. Walter Melon looks to Jack Heyman, and he yells he’s a Tony Ikeda orange. Walter Melon runs towards Orange Reign, and Walter Melon connects with a running forearm shot to the face. Walter Melon waits as Orange Reign falls against the ropes, and he throws a lazy clothesline. Walter Melon easily ducks it, and he lifts him up, and he drops him with a belly to back suplex. Walter Melon hits a few hard fists to the face of Orange Reign. Walter Melon picks up Orange Reign to which he seems to be mostly dead weight. Walter Melon throws him into the corner. Orange Reign hits a few hard fists to the face that stuns Orange Reign. Walter Melon brings him out of the corner, and he whips him to the ropes. Orange Reign bounces off of the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes, and Orange Reign jumps in the air for a cross body block, but Walter Melon catches a lazy attempt at the cross body block, and he drops him with a rib breaker. Walter Melon runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, he jumps in the air as high as he can and he comes down on Orange Reign with a splash. Walter Melon hooks the leg of Orange Reign for a pinning attempt. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2….KICK OUT by Orange Reign. ]

JR-Kick out by Orange Reign.

King-I’m surprised he had that much energy.

Kris Gaffney-Well…he didn’t really do anything with the energy he has…so it shouldn’t be that big of a shock.

[Walter Melon doesn’t seem too pleased, he picks up Orange Reign by the hair, and he connects with a body slam. Walter Melon goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope, and he goes for the Fruit Smash Splash, but Orange Reign moves out of the way at the last second. He crashes down on the mat. Walter Melon crawls away, suddenly Ashley Irvine’s head rises up from the ring apron, she yells “WATER MELON!!!”. She goes back to hiding under the ring. Walter Melon is slow to get up to his feet. Orange Reign connects with a front drop kick that makes him falls backwards. Walter Melon falls back to the ropes. Orange Reign kicsk him in the gut that doubles him over. Walter Melon drops him with a diving DDT. Orange Reign throws his arm over Walter Melon. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2….KICK OUT by Walter Melon. Orange Reign crawls towards the ropes, and he pulls himself up to his feet with the help of the ropes. He is slow to get up to his feet. Walter Melon gets up to his feet, and he runs towards Orange Reign. Orange Reign counters with a hot shot that sends him flying through the air. Walter Melon hits the top rope. Orange Reign comes off of the ropes, and he connects with a diving headscissors. Walter Melon gets up, and he staggers backwards, and he falls backwards into the ropes, and he falls out of the ring. Walter Melon is slow to get up to his feet. Walter Melon gets up to his feet. Orange Reign is up to the top rope, he jumps off of the top rope, and he hurls him without a care without a lazy splash.]

JR-Orange Reign goes dead weight there.

King-He goes dead weight all the time.

Kris Gaffney-Indeed he does.

[Orange Reign throws Walter Melon into the ring. Walter Melon rolls towards the middle of the ring. Orange Reign seems to be taking his time getting into the ring. Walter Melon is able to recover, and he connects with the Spitting seeds kick putting down Orange Reign. Walter Melon goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope. Walter Melon jumps off of the top rope for the fruit smash splash, but Orange Reign gets his knee’s up. Orange Reign turns Walter on his back hooking him into the mouse trap pinning combination. The ref dives into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………2…..3!!]

JR-The Extreme Champion wins this match!!

King-I’d say something about the Melon Gods….but as far as I know Orange Reign has nothing to do with Tony Ikeda…so I’m sure that’s what the Melon Gods had in mind from the beginning.

Kris Gaffney-As they always do.

(“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage with his web camera. He walks down to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Out of the 4, Zack Ryder has the most experience within the EMF.

King-Not that all of these wrestlers are EMF rookies.

Kris Gaffney-We should have just invited Matt Ryan to the match.

(“Return of the fire” blasts on the PA system. Cesaro walks out on the stage with Candy. He does his machine gun taunt. Cesaro steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Cesaro strength is well known.

King-That’s going to be an advantage for Cesaro.

Kris Gaffney-And he can continue to annoy Wade Wilson.

"You Dont See the Signs" by Mark B & Blade pumps out of the events music system and Jack “British Buffalo” Wiltshire wearing a leather coat over his custom ‘100% British Beef’ on the back and Union Jack Flag with ‘Buffalo’ on front T-Shirt and black jeans walks out no nonsense and focused down to the ring walking up the steps and stepping over top rope walks to each corner in turn standing on middle rope looking over crowd

JR-Jack Wiltshire and Zack Parker had quite the fight last week.

King-And now he has to deal with another Zack.

Kris Gaffney-Even though it doesn’t seem like he was done with Zack Parker earlier.

As the lights go out the opening licks to Entrance Song by The Black Angels reverberates throughout the arena. Smoke begins to shoot up from the ramp and a random set of technicolor lights begins to flash poetically throughout the arena. Mr. Psychedelic Branden Leno smoothly walks through the smokescreen. Wearing some aviator sunglasses, light acid wash jeans and a technicolored paisley shirt he looks around the arena with a smile on his face. He casually walks down the ramp, smiling and dipping his sunglasses to get a good look at the crowd. He reaches the ring floor and jumps on the apron before taking a second to look at the crowd again, nodding his head to the music. He goes through the ropes and gets on to the second rope, raising his arms to his sides, nodding at the crowd with a smile on his face.

JR-Brandon Leno is extremely excited to be a part of this match.

King-I’m sure he’d like to be the one that walks out here with an IC championship shot.

Kris Gaffney-It’s not going to be easy though.

[Zack Ryder, Brandon Leno, Jack Wiltshire, and Cesaro stand on opposite corners. Zack Ryder fists pumps. Cesaro doesn’t like this at all, and he takes a swing at Zack Ryder. Zack Ryder and Cesaro brawl and Brandon Leno and Jack Wiltshire also trade fists to the face. Jack Wiltshire puts on a side head lock, and he holds on the pressure. Jack Wiltshire gets pushed backwards, and Brandon Leno whips him ot the ropes. Jack Wiltshire connects with a hard shoulder block that puts down Brandon Leno. Brandon Leno gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, Jack Wiltshire connects with a hard running forearm shot to the forehead that flattens Brandon Leno down on the mat. Jack Wiltshire picks him up, he hooks him into a vertical suplex, and he connects with a snap suplex. Brandon Leno hits the mat hard, and he goes down on the mat. Brandon Leno gets up, and gets blasted with a hard, stiff clothesline that makes Leno flip in the air.]

JR-Somewhere JBL is smiling.

King-We could have brought him here…but rules say no.

Kris Gaffney-We could have gotten Brandshaw.

King-Maybe…but it would cost a THOUSAND DOLLARS TO DO…so no.

[Brandon Leno seems to be down for the count. Jack Wiltshire goes into the cover on Brandon Leno. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……2..Cesaro breaks up the count. Cesaro grabs Jack Wiltshire, and he connects with a hard European upper cut. It’s effective, and trying not to be out done Jack Wiltshire throws a fist to the face, but it’s ducked under by Cesaro. Jack turns around, Cesaro picks up Jack Wiltshire, and he puts him down with a belly to belly suplex that puts him down on the mat. Jack Wiltshire is hurting on the mat. Cesaro connects with a few stomps on the downed Jack Wiltshire. Jack Wiltshire is slow to get up t his feet in the corner. Brandon Leno gets up in the corner, and he runs towards the corner, and he connects with a running European upper cut that drives him backwards.]

JR-Cesaro is coming on strong here.

King-He’s one of the strongest wrestlers in the business.

Kris Gaffney-That’s why he’s the Swiss Superman.

[Cesaro takes down Jack Wiltshire with a double leg take down, and he starts to spin for the Cesaro swing but he goes right into the super kick by Brandon Leno. This makes Cesaro let go of the hold, and Cesaro falls backwards into the ropes. Cesaro staggers back towards Brandon Leno. Leno kicks Cesaro in the gut, and he doubles over Cesaro. He sets him up into a piledriver, and he lifts him up, and he gets put him down into the mat with a piledriver known as purple haze. Cesaro seems to be out of it. Brandon Leno goes into the cover on Cesaro. The ref goes into position to make the count, the ref counts 1…………..2…..Zack Ryder comes into the picture, and he breaks up the count. Zack Ryder waits for Brandon Leno to turn around. Zack Ryder kicks him in the gut, and he goes for a power bomb, but it’s blocked by Leno who is attempting to go for the Acid Trip!!]

JR-Brandon Leno is going for the Acid Trip.

King-You think Ryder would learn learn.

Kris Gaffney-Guess NOT!!! NOT!!! NOT!!! You know it!!!

[Zack Ryder is able to block the Acid Trip enough to make sure that he doesn’t get it locked in. Zack Ryder is able to power it, and he lifts up Brandon Leno, and he runs to the corner, and he throws Brandon Leno with a buckle bomb!! Brandon Leno falls into the corner. Zack Ryder runs towards the corner, and he connects with a clothesline in the corner. Brandon Leno falls into the corner, and Zack Ryder grins and he backs up and he fists pumps. WOO! WOO! WOO!! Zack Ryder connects with the broski boot to the side of the face. Zack Ryder grabs Brandon Leno, and he goes into the cover on Brandon Leno. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……….2….Cesaro attempts to break up the three count with a chair , but Zack Ryder is able to move out of the way. Cesaro hits the downed Brandon Leno instead. Cesaro turns towards Zack Ryder. Zack Ryder connects with a drop kick to the chair that sends the chair back to his face.]

JR-I was wondering when someone would bring in a hardcore element into this match.

King-Despite all multi-matches having no DQ it doesn’t always taken advantage as much as some might think.

Kris Gaffney-I guess there is already enough to worry about.

[Zack Ryder grabs a hold of the chair as Cesaro is on the apron, but before he can even think about what he’s going to do, Jack Wiltshire comes from behind him, and he connects with a shot to the back of the head of Zack Ryder. Ryder staggers forward. And Ryder and Cesaro hit into the chair as they crash into each other. Cesaro falls off of the apron. Jack Wiltshire runs at Ryder for a clothesline. Zack Ryder gets the chair in a defensive position at the last moment. Jack hits his head on the chair. Jack staggers backwards as he does Cesaro drags Ryder out of the ring, and Brandon Leno school boys Jack Wiltshire. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2…………3!!]

JR-Branden Leno was in the right place at the right time.

King-That sometimes all that it takes sometimes.

Kris Gaffney-Especially in this match.

(Brandon Leno falls against the ropes as everyone else in the ring looks confused on what just happened as the ref raises Leno’s arm as Shockwave goes off the air.)