EMF: Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, and we go into the Saturday Shockwave video.)

(Once it ends, we go into the arena as pyrotechnics blasts off on the stage. The lights turn on as they end, fans wave their signs, and scream. Some signs say “CM Punk is the new TwilighT”, “I bought Chad’s CD”, and “Goodwin..still don’t get it”.)

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross, along side Jerry “the King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney.

King-And were on the road to First Blood, we have a great show.

Kris Gaffney-Headlined by the world champion Kevin Bourne, facing the TV champion Mike New.

King-Is he like the Demon, and is he just holding the title.

Kris Gaffney-No idea…

(“Dirty Window” blasts on the PA system as Dan Godwin walks to the ring holding up his old EMF championship.)

King-He still thinks he’s in 2007 or 2008 or something.

Kris Gaffney-Wonder what’s that like.

King-Probably not much different from now.

(“I came to play” blasts on the PA system as the Miz walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-This match will determine who faces the Rock at First Blood.

King-Something you probably want to do at this point, because the Rock’s record at First Blood sucks.

Kris Gaffney-Maybe I could win a championship!

King-No, you’d just break the streak….

[Dan Godwin and the Miz start off in the middle of the ring, and they talk trash, and they throw fists to the face. Dan Godwin ducks under, and he hits a few jabs to the face of the Miz. The Miz is stunned, and then once he has him on the ropes. Dan Godwin tries to whip him to the ropes. But the Miz reverses the whip, Dan Godwin bounces off of the ropes. Dan Godwin comes off of the ropes, as the Miz ducks his head. Dan Godwin hits a kick to the face of the Miz. The Miz stumbles around, Dan Godwin grabs him around his hair, and he brings him over to the turnbuckle, and he smashes The Miz into the turnbuckle face first. Dan Godwin turns him around, and then he hits a few knife edge chops to the chest. The Miz is stunned, and Dan Godwin tries to whip him to the ropes, and the Miz reverses it. Dan Godwin crashes into the corner. The Miz measures up, and he goes for his clothesline in the corner, but it’s countered by Dan Godwin moving out of his way. The Miz is caught in the ropes. Dan Godwin hits a few clubbing blows to the back of the Miz. The Miz is in pain, and Dan Godwin hangs him over the second rope. Dan Godwin measures up, and he hits a low drop kick to the face of the Miz. The Miz is in pain, and Dan Godwin waits for the Miz to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Dan Godwin picks up the Miz, and he hits a body slam on the Miz. Dan Godwin goes to the outside, and he climbs up to the top rope. He measures up, and he hits a big splash, the ref counts as Dan Godwin proclaims that he did it better than Shawn Michaels ever would as the ref counts the 1………..2…………….KICK OUT by the Miz.]

JR-Almost three.

King-Better count faster, or he might lose his smile.

Kris Gaffney-Had to know that joke was coming one of these days.

[Dan Godwin gets up to his feet seemly ready to go for the eXecution, but the Miz rolled out of the ring. Dan Godwin goes to the outside to make chase, as he comes from behind on the Miz, the Miz turns around, and then he smashes him with a chair. Seemly everyone forgot this was a hardcore match, therefore he is surprised. Anyways Dan Godwin goes down on the mat, and then the Miz grabs Dan Godwin, and he whips him to the steps. Dan Godwin crashes on the steps. Dan Godwin is in pain, and the Miz is using this time to rest up, and Dan Godwin does get up. The Miz hits a kick to the gut, and the Miz sets up Dan Godwin into a vertical suplex, and he lifts him up, and drops him for a snap suplex. The Miz takes a few moments to rest up, and once he has the time he needs, he goes over to Dan Godwin who is trying to get up to his feet. The Miz throws him into the ring. The Miz slides into the ring, and he pulls up Dan Godwin up to his feet, and Dan Godwin throws his hands off him. Dan Godwin hits a few fists to the face of the Miz. The Miz backs up, and then once he has him on the ropes enough. Dan Godwin whips the Miz off of the ropes, and then the Miz comes off of the ropes. Dan Godwin lowers his head, but the Miz hits a running knee right into a reverse neck breaker that puts down Dan Godwin. The Miz measures up as Dan Godwin soon rolls into the corner, and Dan Godwin gets up to his feet in the corner. The Miz charges at Dan Godwin, and he hits a running clothesline in the corner. The Miz pulls himself out of the ropes, and he waits as Dan Godwin gets Miz hits a kick to the leg, putting him back on a knee, and the Miz hits a snap DDT!]

JR-The Miz is closing in on a championship match here.

King-Miz should face Kevin Nash instead.

Kris Gaffney-That way they can decide whether or not they came to play or not.

[The Miz waits as Dan Godwin gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. The Miz hooks Dan Godwin for the Skull Crushing Finale. But Dan Godwin is able to hit a snapmare. The Miz gets up, and he walks right into the eXecution. Dan Godwin falls into the cover on the Miz. The ref counts the 1…………2………3!]

JR-Godwin wins.

King-Not sure how long it’s been.

(Godwin celebrates with his championship title.)

(“Veil of Fire” blasts on the PA system as Kane walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Kane has been on a bit of a role, but you got to wonder what he’s thinking going into First Blood.

King-It does look like he has angry Mike New after him.

Kris Gaffney-Catherine Walker just texted me, and she said that Ashley said “that’s never good” *hums “Be yourself” concerned.”

(“Close Your Eyes” blasts on the PA system as Christian walks to the ring doing his normal hoodie master entrance.)

JR-Christian is just goofy.

King-Well, he’s talented, there is no doubt about it.

Kris Gaffney-And he has connections in high places.

[Kane and Christian start off in the middle of the ring staring down each other. Christian is talking trash, and then Kane doesn’t like this so he throws a fist to the face, and Christian is able to duck this. He runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes. Kane catches him with a upper cut that takes him down on the mat. Kane waits as Christian gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, Kane picks up Christian, and he hits a body slam on Christian. Kane runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes. He goes for a big elbow, but Christian is able to move out of the way at the last moment. Christian rolls to the outside, and he calls time out. Christian takes a few moments to catch his breath, while in the ring Kane sits up. He goes over to where Christian is, and from in the middle of the ring, he grabs Christian by the hair, and brings him up to the apron. Christian looks in fear. Kane doesn’t care, and he hip tosses him over the top rope, and he crashes on the mat. Christian gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Kane hits a upper cut that sends Christian stumbling backwards. Kane hits a few fists to the face of Christian, and this backs him up a little bit more. As Christian is reeling on the ropes, Kane tries to whip him to the ropes, and it’s successful. He bounces off of the ropes. Kane goes for a big boot, but Christian ducks under, and he continues to the other side o the ring. He bounces off of the ropes, Christian leaps in the air for a cross body block, but it’s caught by Kane. Kane holds Christian for a few moments, and then drops him for a rib breaker. Christian rolls around in pain, as Kane seems to be enjoying this. Kane measures up as Christian goes into the corner. Kane runs at Christian, and he hits a body avalaunche that crushes Christian into the corner. Kane backs up, and motions for Christian to come towards him.]

JR-Kane has kept this match in firm control.

King-Bet Christian didn’t think it was going to go like this.

Kris Gaffney-I’m not sure how Christian thinks any match is going to go.

[Christian stumbles out of the corner, and Kane picks up Christian, and he puts him over his shoulder. He goes into the corner, and he goes for a running bulldog, but Christian is able to slide out of the back, and he is sitting on the top turnbuckle. Christian looks tired, Kane charges at Christian, Christian counters with a boot to the face. Kane stumbles backwards. Christian measures up, and he leaps off of the turnbuckle with a flying back elbow. This connects with Kane, and Kane stumbles backwards. Christian is slow to get up to his feet as he’s taken quite a few moves. Kane recovers far quicker, and he goes for a big boot. Christian is able to duck under. Kane turns around, Christian hits a kick to the gut. This doubles over Kane, Christian sets up Kane, and he drops him with a impaler DDT. But Christian can’t follow up, and both wrestlers are down on the mat, and the ref starts his standing 10 count 1………..2………..3……..Christian rolls into the ropes, and tries to pull himself up…….4………..5………….6……..suddenly as Christian pulls himself up with the help of the ropes. Kane behind him sits up, and he gets up to his feet. Christian turns right into a upper cut by Kane. Kane hits a few fists to the face. Kane tries to whip him to the ropes, and does so. Kane lowers his head, and he goes for a back body drop, but it’s countered right into a swinging neck breaker. Kane is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Christian hooks him, and he hits a diving reverse DDT. Christian goes into the corner, and he yells for Kane to get up, slowly Kane does, he turns right into a spear by Christian! Christian goes into the cover, the ref counts 1……….2………..KICK OUT by Kane.]

JR-Christian might be closing in on a upset here.

King-That would shock the world.

Kris Gaffney-At least it would shock me.

[Kane stumbles up to his feet, and Christian hooks Kane, and then he turns him, and he goes for the Kill Switch. But Kane pushes Christian off. Christian bounces off of the ropes, and then he comes off of the ropes. Kane catches Christian around the throat, sets him up, and lifts him, and drives him down with a choke slam! Kane goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1…………2………..3!]

JR-Kane got out of that situation, and won this match.

(“Cult of Personality” blasts on the PA system as CM Punk walks to the ring, he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-The IC champion didn’t have a great week last Shockwave.

King-Well, maybe he can bounce back against the Extreme champion.

Kris Gaffney-He’s definitely going to be motivated. That ending of the cage match couldn’t have been the easiest to take.

(“If You Smell” blasts on the PA system as the Rock walks to the ring, he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-As mentioned earlier, the Rock doesn’t have the best First Blood record. But you got to wonder if this match might allow him to get the momentum to change that.

King-Because momentum means so much in wrestling.

Kris Gaffney-……

[The Rock and CM Punk stare down, and then they throw fists to the face, CM Punk hits a knee lift into the gut that doubles him over. CM Punk is able to put the Rock into a side headlock, and the Rock is taken over with a head lock take over. CM Punk puts the pressure on the Rock on the mat, and then the Rock gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. The Rock looks for a way out of the hold, and then he hits a few elbows into the gut of CM Punk, and then he tries to hit a belly to back suplex, but CM Punk is able to roll out of the back of the Rock. CM Punk pushes the Rock forward, and the Rock goes into the corner. The Rock is able to block it, and then CM Punk charges at the Rock. The Rock hits a elbow that knocks back CM Punk, and then the Rock takes a few moments to turn around, and CM Punk is coming back, he goes for a running knee to the face, and then the Rock is able to move out of the way CM Punk is on the middle rope, and then the Rock hits a few clubbing blows to the back of CM Punk. He pulls him down on the mat. CM Punk crashes on the mat, and The Rock waits as CM Punk stumbles up to his feet. The Rock hits a few hard fists to the face, and the Rock tries to whip CM Punk off of the ropes, and then he comes off of the ropes. CM Punk goes for a big boot to the face. CM Punk is able to duck under, and he continues to the ropes. He bounces off of the other side of the ring. CM Punk turns around, and the Rock leaps in the air, and he comes down with a flying clothesline that knocks him down on the mat. The Rock waits as CM Punk gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. The Rock hits a few fists to the face, and CM Punk backs up, and then the Rock whips him to the corner. CM Punk crashes into the corner. The Rock charges at the corner, and CM Punk goes for a boot to the face, but the Rock is able to catch CM Punk’s boot to the face. The Rock catches CM Punk’s boot to the face. Punk is hoping on his one foot, and the Rock throws CM Punk’s boot down on the mat, and he hits a few hard fists to the face, and the Rock stops. He spits on his fist, and he hits a spit punch on CM Punk. CM Punk almost falls out of the ring. But he stays in barely, the Rock motions for CM Punk to come towards him. CM Punk goes for a wild kick to the head, which the Rock is able to easily duck under, and he kicks him in the gut, and he hits a DDT that plants him into the mat. The Rock goes into the cover on CM Punk, and the ref counts the 1………………………..2…………………..KICK OUT by CM Punk. The Rock gets up to his feet. The Rock takes a few moments to think of what he’s going go do next, and he sets up for the Rock Bottom.]

JR-CM Punk probably wants to think of a better strategy.

King-Well if he can get by this.

Kris Gaffney-Wish this was like Madden, and all he’d need is two scores…even when he doesn’t.

[The Rock wants as CM Punk gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. The Rock sets up CM Punk for the Rock Bottom, but CM Punk is able to counter this with a few elbows to the side of the head. Which breaks up the move, CM Punk hits a spinning kick into the gut that doubles over the Rock. CM Punk tries to whip the Rock to the ropes, but it’s reversed by CM Punk. CM Punk bounces off of the ropes, and he the Rock hits the spine on the pine. The Rock sets up, he pulls off his elbow pad, and he singals for the People’s Elbow, He runs to the ropes, and he tries to jump over CM Punk. But CM Punk hand reaches up, and he trips the Rock. The Rock falls on his face, CM Punk gets up with a hold of the Rock’s leg, and he then goes for some sort of move. What we will never know, because the Rock turns towards CM Punk, and he pushes him off. CM Punk goes into the corner, and the Rock gets up to his feet, and he charges at CM Punk. CM Punk moves out of the corner, and throws the Rock into the ring post. He crashes into the corner. CM Punk takes a few moments to rest up, as the Rock pulls himself from the corner. The Rock falls into the corner in pain, and he uses the corner’s ropes to pull himself up to his feet. CM Punk gets up to his feet, and closes the gap between him, and the Rock. CM Punk hits a few forearm shots to the face of the Rock, and then he brings him out of the corner. CM Punk is able to whip the Rock to the ropes, the Rock would bounce off of the ropes, but the Rock is able to grab a hold of the ropes, and CM Punk charges at the Rock. The Rock counters with a back body drop, but CM Punk is able to land on the apron, and the Rock turns around. CM Punk is able to counter this with a hang man. CM Punk watches the Rock stumble backwards, and then CM Punk sling shots himself up to the top rope, and then he leaps off of the top rope. He hits a flying clothesline that knocks him down on the mat. CM Punk waits as the Rock gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, CM Punk hits a few forearm shots to the face. CM Punk tries to whip the Rock to the ropes, but it’s reversed. The Rock lowers his head as Punk comes off of the ropes. CM Punk counters with a swinging neck breaker. The Rock stumbles up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet, CM Punk charges, and hits a high knee to the face. CM Punk turns around, and then he hits a running bulldog that plants him into the mat.]

JR-CM Punk might be looking to put this match away.

King-That would certainly help with what happened last week.

Kris Gaffney-Think a random would kill all of my wrestling career ills?

King-NO!

[CM Punk waits as the Rock stumbles up to his feet, and the Rock gets up. CM Punk picks up the Rock, and then he goes for the GTS. But the Rock slides out of the back, and CM Punk turns around right into the Rock Bottom! The Rock starts to crawl into the cover, and the ref counts the 1…………….2…………..suddenly the Rock gets pulled out of the ring by Dan Godwin who hits a clothesline that knocks down the Rock, and he throws him to the ring steps. The ref calls for the bell giving the Rock the win via DQ.]

JR-Dan Godwin!

King-Guess that win gave him some confidence.

Kris Gaffney-Well, he still thinks this is years back, I doubt he thinks he ever lost it.

(Dan Godwin celebrates, suddenly he gets turns around, and the Rock hits fists, and Godwin returns with some of his own. They fight as officials, and ref’s pour out the back as Shockwave goes to commercial, and comes back.

(“Pain” blasts on the PA system as Kevin Bourne walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Last week Kevin Bourne got a win over CM Punk who is the IC champion, now he’s goin up against the TV champion.

King-I wonder if this is anything like the Demon with the title though. Thus why it was never mentioned.

Kris Gaffney-I doubt it.

(“New’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Mike New walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-New since taking off the mask has found himself in a bit of a war.

King-Well, guess you don’t mess with Kane.

Kris Gaffney- Well, guess New saw what his brother does to his minions…and decided that it’s better to avoid that.

[Kevin Bourne and Mike New pace around the ring, and they lock up. Kevin Bourne hits a knee lift into the gut that doubles him over. Kevin Bourne whips him to the ropes. Mike New bounces off of the ropes. Kevin Bourne lowers his head, and he goes for a back body drop. But Mike New is able to counter this, Mike New stumbles around in pain. Mike New charges at Kevin Bourne. Kevin Bourne side steps New, and he throws him over the top rope. But Mike New is able to land on his feet on the apron. Kevin Bourne turns around right into a hang man that makes Kevin Bourne stumble backwards. Mike New gets up on the apron, and he climbs up to the top rope. He measures up on Kevin Bourne. Kevin Bourne leaps in the air, and catches Mike New with a drop kick that takes Mike New out of the air. Mike New is in pain, and then Kevin Bourne hits a few stomps on the downed Mike New. The ref makes Kevin Bourne back up, and Mike New rolls into the corner, and Bourne goes into the corner, and he hits a few stomps on New as he tries to get up to his feet, and this makes him stay where he is. Kevin Bourne puts his boot on the throat of Mike New, the ref counts to 4, and Kevin Bourne breaks the choke hold. Kevin Bourne backs out of the corner, and he whips Mike New out of the corner into the opposite corner. He crashes into the corner hard, and Mike New stumbles out of the corner Kevin Bourne sets up, and he hits a over head belly to belly that sends Mike New flying, and crashing down on the mat. Kevin Bourne waits as Mike New is slow to get up to his feet, and once he does get up to his feet, Kevin Bourne hits a kick to the gut that doubles over Mike New. Kevin Bourne puts Mike New into a power bomb/piledriver position. He lifts up Mike New, and drops him into a power bomb, and stacks him on his shoulders. The ref counts the 1…………………….2………………………….KICK OUT by Mike New. Kevin Bourne can’t believe that he didn’t get three, but he doesn’t argue. Instead he decides to call for the Checkmate as he backs up, and measures up Mike New who is slow to get up to his feet.]

JR-Kevin Bourne is smelling blood.

King-Bourne wants to put any doubt away that he actually did beat New at Latino Heat.

Kris Gaffney-Well, ladder matches are brutal matches, and whoever walks away from them deserve to win, but yeah there is that question whether or not they can pin the other wrestler.

[Kevin Bourne waits as Mike New gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, Kevin Bourne goes for the Checkmate, but it’s countered by Mike New who blocks it, and throws Kevin Bourne off of the ropes, and Kevin Bourne falls to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes. Kevin Bourne gets picked up, and Mike New hits a scoop power slam. New, and Kevin Bourne are down on the mat, and Mike New rolls away, and under the bottom rope. He is able to use the apron to get up to his feet, using the apron to keep himself up. Inside of the ring, Kevin Bourne gets up to his feet, and once he does. Kevin Bourne see’s Mike New recovering on the outside, and wanting to make sure that New doesn’t recover, he goes over to the ring ropes, and tries to pull New back into the ring, but New responses with a punch to that face of Bourne. Bourne stumbles backwards, and then Mike New is able to get into the ring. Bourne has gained his balance, and throws a fist to the face. But it’s blocked, and returned with a hard fist to the face, and then this knocks him down on the mat. Mike New waits as Kevin Bourne gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Mike New hits a hard clothesline that knocks him down on the mat. Kevin Bourne gets up a little dazed. Mike New hits a few fists to the face, this backs up Kevin Bourne, and then he tries to whip him to the ropes, and he is successful in doing so. Kevin Bourne bounces off of the ropes, and Mike New lowers his head, and he hits a back body drop that sends Kevin Bourne through the air, and he comes crashing down on the mat. Kevin Bourne gets up in the corner. Mike New measures up, and he charges at Kevin Bourne, and he hits a body avalaunche that crushes Bourne. Mike New backs up as Kevin Bourne stumbles forward. Mike New hits a kick to the gut, and then he sets up Kevin Bourne, and he hits a fisherman suplex with a bridge, the ref counts the 1………..2………KICK OUT by Kevin Bourne.]

JR-The world champion is in trouble here.

King-Well things aren’t as easy as Bourne makes them sound.

Kris Gaffney-Kind of wonder if he actually knows that.

[Mike New goes into the corner, and he waits as for Kevin Bourne to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet, Kevin Bourne gets hit with the House of Pain, New goes into the cover, the ref counts the 1……………..the cover is broken up by Troy Gafgen, Troy hits a kick into the gut of Kevin Bourne. The ref throws out the match. Mike New, and Troy Gafgen throw fists back, and forth. Troy finally blocks one of the punches, and then he hits a head butt that turns around New. Kevin Bourne tries to hit Troy Gafgen with a move. But Troy ducks it, and Troy Gafgen hits a Crack of Dawn on Kevin Bourne. Troy Gafgen gets up to his feet, and Tony Ikeda hits a chair shot to the back. Troy Gafgen stumbles forward, and then Chad Vargas comes from behind on Tony Ikeda, and hits a low blow. He throws him hard into the ring post. There is chaos on the outside. Kevin Bourne is crawling into the ramp way, and suddenly John Cena comes down to the ring, and hits a clubbing blow to the back of the head which knocks down Kevin Bourne.]

JR-This is chaos.

King-Looks like we have to go.

Kris Gaffney-Is this WCW?

King-No…WCW wouldn’t let us see the end of a still going on match..this is just a brawl, so it’s ok.

JR-Well this is only a preview as these men will be locked in the elimination chamber

King-Aw…now the last few weeks make sense.

(Everyone starts to brawl as Shockwave goes off the air.)