EMF: Saturday Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen as we go into Shockwave video, once it ends we go into the darken arena as pyrotechnics blasts off on the stage. Once they conclude, the lights turn on and fans wave their signs. Some say "Mickie's match is sure to disappoint", "Just another Tazte sign", and "SURPRISE Eastman".)

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, I'm good ol' JR along side Jerry "The King" Lawler, and Kris "KG" Gaffney.

King-And were heading towards First Blood.

Kris Gaffney-Yeah, but before we get there, we have matches tonight which are going to determine some of the matches

JR-Well let's get started!

("Obsession" blasts on the PA system as Mickie James skips down to the ring, and suddenly before she can even enter the ring Velvet Sky, Angelina Love, and Kelly Kelly come from behind, and starts attacking Mickie James.)

JR-I'm not sure what Velvet is doing here, if Mickie is unable to do this match, she won't get a chance to win the title.

King-Not so sure this is about the title JR.

Kris Gaffney-You mean wrestling is about more than just titles…SILENCE!

(Suddenly Sierra and Katrina comes out of the back, and come in for the save on Mickie James as they attack Angelina Love and Kelly Kelly, and drive them back to the ring as Velvet Sky and Mickie James battle it out, Mickie James hits a snap suplex that seemly puts down Velvet Sky. Suddenly from behind Fyre hits Mickie James hard with a steel chair. Mickie James goes down, Fyre poses over the downed champion, only to be attacked by Marina.)

JR-That didn't work out too well…

King-No…but a lot of hot women are out here all at once…I find that it's worked out for me.

(Everyone fights as we go to commercial, and come back.)

(A scene opens backstage. For some unexplained reason, Laura Cena is shown, seemingly cleaning something that spilled on the floor. She is smiling a lot as she does this. Suddenly a voice comes from behind.)

.::Voice from behind::.-You there, yeah I'm talking to you! *she still doesn't hear* TURN AROUND!

(Laura turns around, looing confused.)

Laura: Err.... who are you?

.:: Steve Walker::.-Well glad you...wait you don't even know me! Damn all you new EMF children, I'm the first EMF child around here! Steve Walker *thinking* ....oh, I'll get this one, once her usefulness has run out...

*Laura: Erm.... ok! Hi Steve, i'm Laura!

.:: Steve Walker::.-Oh I've heard about you from that Masters guy, it took me a while to find you...but...

(We go back in time 2 hours ago as Chris Masters looks blankly.)

.:: Steve Walker::.-You there! Where do I find the evil spawn of Cena.

(Masters pec bounce.)

.:: Steve Walker::.-The hell?

(Masters other pec bounce.)

.:: Steve Walker::.-STOP THAT!

(Masters pecs bounce to mock Steve.)

.:: Steve Walker::.-AAAHHHH

(We go back to present time)

.:: Steve Walker::.-It went like that for an hour, oh how I hate him.....but not as much as I loath Road...

Laura: I.... have no idea what your talking about!

.:: Steve Walker::.-I know what it's like to be like you, considered evil, while your parents give you no attention. All you want is world domination damn you!! But I can help you get the revenge that you know you want deep down...starting with that Masters guy, oh we'll get him!

Laura: We'll get Masters! Ooh! I have a wand that makes him appear... i'm scared to use it now!

.:: Steve Walker::.-Yes...that type of power might be useful...a wand that brings an annoying, brainless man....just think of the things we could get away with. Oh it will be great, then once we get him back...we can get back at all that mocked us. Come, and we'll reign supreme over the EMF, and then the world!

Laura: Erm, that sounds fun. But I just want to clean things!

.:: Steve Walker::.-There will be cleaning, you can clean their blood as we stomp them into oblivion!

Laura: That doesn't sound very nice.... plus... this corridor really needs cleaning!

(Steve Walker looks annoyed...then he has an idea. He finds a paper cup.)

.:: Steve Walker::.-Oh look! Someone careless threw a cup down on the floor, now who would do that?!

Laura: Someone not very nice! I'll clean it up!

(Laura runs off to get the cup. Steve Walker throws more down the hall as her back is turned.)

.:: Steve Walker::.-Oh look, there is more...quite the litter bug, huh?

Laura: This is very annoying! But i don't mind!

(She runs further down the hall, collecting the cups. Steve Walker leads her to where he wants as he grins evily, suddenly EMF office Richard yells down the hall way.)

Richard-Give'em hell Marine!

.:: Steve Walker::.-Yes...I will...only because I want to, not because you told me to...

(He leaves as the scene fades away, and we go back into the arena.)

("Bad Company" blasts on the PA system as Dewey Pond walks to the ring, and he slides into the ring.)

JR-Dewey Pond has been a champion before, if he can win here, he'll have yet another chance to climb on top of the mountain.

King-Well I doubt it's going to be easy.

Kris Gaffney-Well, Dewey is no stranger to doing things the hard way.

King-Reminds me of Hardcore Barczykowski.

("Sunglasses at night" blasts on the PA system as Brandon Eastman walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Firestorm and Brandon Eastman have been looking to fight each other, but it will take a win here for it to get it done.

King-Even if he doesn't, he seemly has a quote already in the bag.

Kris Gaffney-He's also a shoe in for "best hair cut".

[Brandon Eastman and Dewey Pond pace around the ring, and Dewey Pond charges at Brandon Eastman, Brandon Eastman goes for a fist, but Dewey Pond is able to duck under, and Dewey Pond puts Brandon Eastman into a waist lock, and Brandon Eastman is able to counter this move easily by hitting a back elbow that knocks back Dewey Pond and Dewey Pond turns around, and Brandon Eastman hits a diving clothesline that knocks down Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond gets up to his feet, and Brandon Eastman picks up Dewey Pond, and lifts him up, and hits a body slam. Brandon Eastman runs to the ropes, and Brandon Eastman goes for a leg drop, but Dewey Pond moves out of the way at the last moment. Brandon Eastman is in pain. He sits up, only to get hit with a quick enzugrui while he's in a sitting position, and Brandon Eastman goes back down to the mat. This allows Dewey Pond the chance to go through the ropes, and climbs up to the top rope, he steady's himself on the top rope, and he waits as Brandon Eastman gets up to his feet, also taking time to rest up, and Dewey Pond leaps off of the top rope, and goes for a cross body block on Brandon Eastman. Brandon Eastman catches Dewey Pond in mid air, and Dewey Pond looks for a counter, but can't find one in time as Brandon Eastman hurls him across the ring into a fall away slam that sends Dewey Pond down to the mat, and Brandon Eastman waits as Dewey Pond slowly makes it to his feet. Branon Eastman hits a few fists to the face an d tries to whip Dewey Pond to the ropes, and it's reversed. Brandon Eastman bounces off of the ropes. Dewey Ponmd goes for a clothesline, but it's ducked under by Brandon Eastman. Brandon Eastman waits for Dewey Pond to turn around. Once he does, he grabs Dewey Pond's throat, lifts him up, and drives him down to the mat with a choke slam. Brandon Eastman goes into the cover on Dewey Pond and the ref counts the 1…………………………………2…………………………….kick out by Dewey Pond. Brandon Eastman shakes his head.]

JR-You are not going to put the veteran Pond away that easily.

King-Why not? It works for Kane and the Undertaker…

Kris Gaffney-Well….Undertaker more than Kane…

[Dewey Pond is hurt as Brandon Eastman picks up Dewey Pond and puts him in power bomb position, seemly he's going for the jagerbomb. But before he can hit it, Dewey Pond is able to counter this move with a back body drop that because Brandon Eastman set up near the ropes, sends Brandon Eastman over the top rope, and sends Brandon Eastman crashing down on the mat below. Dewey Pond in the ring takes sometime to rest up. Brandon Eastman gets up to his feet, and Dewey Pond runs to the ropes, and Dewey Pond bounces off of the ropes. Brandon Eastman leaps through the ropes, and hits a suicide that connects with Brandon Eastman. Brandon Eastman is hurt, but obviously Dewey Pond is also showing the effects of taking such a chance as well as he tries to recover from not only the move, but the moves he's taken thus far. Finally Brandon Eastman is able to get up to his feet, and get up near where Dewey Pond is. Brandon Eastman hits a knee lift to the gut that doubles him over, and Brandon Eastman tries to whip Dewey Pond to the steel steps, but it's reversed, and Brandon Eastman crashes into the steel steps. Dewey Pond takes a few moments to rest up, and he pulls up Brandon Eastman, and he throws Brandon Eastman into the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope. Brandon Eastman gets up to his feet, and Dewey Pond leaps off of the top rope, and hits a double axe handle. Dewey Pond goes into the cover, the ref counts a 1…………….2……………….kick out by Brandon Eastman.]

JR-Almost three there.

King-You think Eastman might be taking Dewey Pond seriously now?

Kris Gaffney-No, probably not.

[Dewey Pond pulls up Brandon Eastman, then out of no where, Brandon Eastman lifts up Dewey Pond and drives him down with a spine buster. Brandon Eastman takes a few moments to rest up, and then he charges at Dewey Pond, and hits a clothesline in the corner. Dewey Pond stumbles out of the corner, and Brandon Eastman lifts Dewey Pond on the top rope, and hits a fist to the face. Brandon Eastman hooks Dewey Pond, and goes for a super plex, but it's blocked by Dewey Pond and Dewey Pond lands in a cross body block, and is able to hook Brandon Eastman who is struggling, but seemly the fall stunned him enough, and Pond had enough of a hook to get the three count!]

JR-Dewey Pond just pulled the upset!

King-I still don't think Brandon Eastman takes Pond seriously though.

Kris Gaffney-Well…he still has the tag team titles….and his Slammy to look forward to.

("Sound of Madness" blasts on the PA system as Scott Tazte walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Scott Tazte has set on a new mission.

King-Well…not everyone Extreme, that was the one title X-Cold didn't win.

Kris Gaffney-Even though looking back on his matches…he probably should have! Stubborn asshole.

("Everyone like me" blasts on the PA system as CM Punk walks to the ring followed by Ashley Massaro.)

JR-This man has a change in attitude.

King-What? He's always been straightedge.

JR-I mean in his tolerance to people unlike who do drugs.

King-Oh yeah…drugs…you got to have drugs.

[Scott Tazte and CM Punk face off in the middle of the ring, and CM Punk tries to take a quick kick to the side of the head, but Scott Tazte is able to duck under, and CM Punk turns around, and Scott Tazte is albe to hit a hard knife edge chop to the chest that knocks down CM Punk. CM Punk gets up to his feet, and Scott Tazte hits a few forearm shots to the face, and tries to whip CM Punk to the face. CM Punk tries to whip Scott Tazte to the ropes, but it's reversed Scott Tazte bounces off of the ropes, and CM Punk lowers his head, and goes for a back body drop, but it's countered with a kick to the face. CM Punk stumbles around stunned, and Scott Tazte kicks CM Punk in the gut, sets up CM Punk, and hits a hanging neck breaker CM Punk rolls away in pain, and Scott Tazte hits a few stomps on the downed CM Punk, and CM Punk rolls outo f the ring, and Scott Tazte measures up on CM Punk who is near by the apron. Scott Tazte runs to the ropes, and bounces off of the ropes and hits a baseball slide that connects with CM Punk. CM Punk goes flying, and crashes down on the mat, and Scott Tazte steps out of the ring, and goes over to where CM Punk is trying to shake off the effects of that last move, and Scott Tazte gets grabbed by the hair, and sets up CM Punk in a suplex position, and hits a snap suplex. CM Punk is in pain, and Scott Tazte grabs a camera cable, and starts to choke CM Punk. The ref doesn't seem happy about this, he starts to count, and he gets to 5. But Scott Tazte shrugs his shoulders knowing that he can't get DQed, and he lets go of the choke hold. CM Punk gets pulled up, and Scott Tazte throws him into the ring, and Scott Tazte looks under the ring, and pulls out a Singapore cane, and he slides into the ring. Where CM Punk is trying to get up to his feet, and Scott Tazte hits a cane shot to the legs, this takes out CM Punk's base, and he falls back down to the mat. Scott Tazte measures up on CM Punk who is getting up to knee's, and Scott Tazte hits a hard Singapore cane that knocks CM Punk down to the mat, and it seems that CM Punk might be down for the count.]

JR-That cane shot was like a gun shot.

Kris Gaffney-Gunshot? Gunshot?! I've been gunshot!!

[Scott Tazte goes into the cover on CM Punk, and the ref 1……………………………2………………………kick out by CM Punk! Scott Tazte slides out of the ring, and he looks under the ring, and he pulls out a table. He slides the table into the ring, and he sets up the table in the corner. Scott Tazte pulls up CM Punk, and before he can do anything, CM Punk counters with a low blow, and Scott Tazte stands there hurting. CM Punk pushes Scott Tazte backwards, and Scott Tazte is on the table. CM Punk runs at Scott Tazte, and CM Punk hits a high knee in the corner that not only stuns Scott Tazte, but drives him through the table. Scott Tazte is a sitting position as CM Punk takes a few moments to rest, and then he runs at Scott Tazte in the corner, and hits a low drop kick to the face of Scott Tazte in the corner, and CM Punk pulls up Scott Tazte, and tries to whip him to the ropes, but it's reversed. Scott Tazte goes for a clothesline, but it's ducked under by CM Punk. Scott Tazte turns around, and Scott Tazte hits a few kicks into the ribs. Scott Tazte goes for a wild fist to the face of CM Punk, and CM Punk ducks under, and Scott Tazte turns around, and CM Punk hits a kick to the jaw that knocks down Scott Tazte. Scott Tazte gets up with the help of the ropes, and CM Punk charges at Scott Tazte, and Scott Tazte counters with a back body drop that sends CM Punk over the top rope. Scott Tazte turns around, and CM Punk turns around, and Scott Tazte gets hit with a shoulder block. Scott Tazte stumbles backwards, and CM Punk sling shots himself up to the top rope, and leaps off of the top rope. CM Punk hits a flying clothesline.]

JR-CM Punk is closing in on a win here.

King-Sure hope it's not like the way the Cardinals close in on a win.

Kris Gaffney-Since when is he a Cardinals fan.

King-….I'm OOC, SUE ME.

[CM Punk waits as Scott Tazte, stumbles up to his feet. CM Punk lifts him up, and Scott Tazte struggles to get out of the move. Scott Tazte runs to the ropes, and CM Punk tries to go for a knock out shot with a kick to the face. But Scott Tazte is able to duck it just in time, and kicks CM Punk in the gut, and hits the Remedy! Scott Tazte pushes CM Punk on his back, and goes into the cover on CM Punk, the ref counts the 1………………..2…………………3!]

JR-CM Punk will be going on to First Blood to face the champion Marc Mead!

King-And maybe Chris Legend.

Kris Gaffney-If he can keep from going insane.

King-…that sometimes can be helpful.

("Marc Mead's theme" blasts on the PA system as Marc Mead walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-The Extreme champion tonight has a good reason to want to win this match.

King-Yeah, if he doesn't win, then he will have to contend with two people again at First Blood.

Kris Gaffney-Although worked pretty well for him last month.

("Enter Sandman" blasts on the PA system as Chris Legned walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Chris Legend has a different point of view, and believes that he was robbed of the match.

King-Hey…Marc was in the right place, right time, he didn't cheat.

Kris Gaffney-Yeah…but Danni Vesneski did help Marc.

King-Probably didn't even plan that…

Kris Gaffney-Still there will always be a question if Marc could have done it on his own.

[Marc Mead waits as Chris Legend slides into the ring, and Marc Mead attacks him on the entrance into the ring and he hits a few stomps as he tries to get upt o his feet, and before he can get up to his feet. Chris Legend gets up to his feet, and pushes Marc Mead backwards. Marc Mead stumbles back, and the ropes catches him, and he bounces off of the ropes, thinking that he has landed in the perfect situation, he lets himself sling shot back, Chris Legend takes surprises him with a spear that knocks him down. Marc Mead gets pounded with a few fists to the face, and Marc Mead tries to cover up, finally he pokes Chris Legend in the eyes. Chris Legend stumbles backwards. Marc Mead goes for a clothesline, but it's ducked under by Chris Legend. Marc Mead bounces off of the ropes, and Chris Legend counters with an over head belly to belly suplex that sends Marc Mead flying, and he crashes down on the mat. Chris Legend waits as Marc Mead gets up to his feet, and Chris Legend hits a diving clothesline. Marc Mead is down to the mat, and seems to be down for at least for a little bit, so Chris Legend waits as Marc Mead gets to his feet, and he kicks Marc Mead in the gut, and this doubles him over, and sets him up, and hits a Russian leg sweep that connects with Marc Mead. Marc Mead gets up in a sitting position, and Chris Legend bounces off of the ropes, and hits a brutal knee to the face that knocks down Marc Mead. Chris Legend goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1………………2………………………kick out by Marc Mead. Chris Legend looks at the ref with anger as he seems to be very, very angry. Chris Legend finally lets it go, and Marc Mead is trying to get up in the corner, and Chris Legend hits a few stomps in the corner, and Chris Legend puts his boot on the throat of Marc Mead and the ref counts to 4, and finally Chris Legend lets go of the choke hold as he backs up as he doesn't want to get DQed. Chris Legend goes back in on the attack on Marc Mead as he hits a fist, and whips Marc Mead into the corner, and follows him into the corner, Marc Mead crashes into the corner, as he does Chris Legend is able to hit a clothesline in the corner.]

JR-Chris Legend is not giving much room to breath.

King-That doesn't sound too healthy.

[Chris Legend backs out of the corner, and Marc Mead stumbles out of the corner, and Chris Legend kicks Marc Mead in the gut. This doubles Chris Legend over, and Marc Mead puts Chris Legend in a front face lock, and lifts him up on the turnbuckle. Chris Legend hits a fist to the face, and Marc Mead reels on the top rope, and Chris Legened goes up to the top rope where Marc Mead is, and hooks him. Chris Legend goes for a superplex, but it's countered by Marc Mead who hits a cross body block, and Marc Mead falls off any possible cover, and now has to recover from the moves he's taken thus far, and Marc Mead gets up to his feet Chris Legend throws a wild fist, that's blocked, and Marc Mead returns it with a few fists to the face and Marc Mead tries to whip Chris Legend off of the ropes, but it's reverse.Marc Mead bounces off of the ropes, and Chris Legend goes for a clothesline. But it's ducked under by Marc Mead, and Marc Mead continues to the other side of the ring, and he bounces off of the ropes, and Chris Legend hits a running hurricarana that sends Chris Legend down to the mat for a time, but soon Chris Legend gets upt o his feet, and he looks dazed. Marc Mead kicks Chris Legend in the gut, and sets up Chris Legend up. He then nails the impaler DDT that drives down Marc Mead goes into the cover on Chris Legend, and the ref counts the 1……………………..2………………………kick out by Marc Mead.]

JR-Almost three.

King-Marc Mead probably saw his championship reign flash before his eyes…even though this isn't a championship match.

Kris Gaffney-Well…it does make his championship match at First Blood much more difficult

[Marc Mead shakes his head, and he waits for Chris Legend to get up to his feet, and Marc Mead hits the Mead Kick V.1. Marc Mead goes into the cover, and gets the 1…………………………2……………..kick out by Chris Legend. Marc Mead shakes his head. Suddenly Angelina Love jumps on the apron for some reason, and is arguing with the ref, who is trying to get her down. Marc Mead attention is brought towards Angelina Love. With this opening, and the ref not seeing it. Chris Legend hits a low blow on Marc Mead. Marc Mead is in pain, and Chris Legend rolls up Marc Mead with a bridge, and the ref counts the 1……………….2……………….3!]

JR-Chris Legend gets revenge.

King-But why is Angelina Love here…and why won't she do that for me?

(Shockwave goes off the air with the image of Chris Legend with his arm around Angelina Love's neck.)