EMF: Saturday Shockwave
	(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, and we go into the Saturday Shockwave video.) (The lights are turned out in the arena in Boston, as pyrotechnics blasts on the stage. The lights turn on, and fans wave their signs. Some signs say “wet sign I said something surprising near the Rock”, “KG scares me”, and “Gambler broke my door”.) JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, I’m good ol’ JR along side Jerry “the King” Lawler, and…I think…Kris “KG” Gaffney. Kris Gaffney-…..groan…seemly I need more training… King-Maybe a few more Gambler ass kicking’s will teach you. Kris Gaffney-No…no..I just will never learn, why lie. (“Monster” blasts on the PA system as Abyss walks to the ring along with Daffney, Abyss poses as the crowd is mostly against him. He steps inside of the ring, and he then jumps out once again) JR-I don’t know people are too high on what Abyss has done. King-Their jealous. Kris Gaffney-I know I am. (“If You Smell” blasts on the PA system as the Rock walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring after doing all his poses.) JR-The Rock is going to First Blood, and have yet to find a challenger. King-There have been talk about who it could be, but guess they haven’t found it yet. (“Victory is Mine” blasts on the PA system as Santino walks to the ring.) JR-This man has always been….interesting King-Well he didn’t do so well last week, hopefully he can do better this week. Kris Gaffney-Indeed [The Rock and Santino start in the middle of the ring, they throw fists to the face. Abyss gets in the ring, and he charges at Santino, and knocks him down with a forearm shot to the face that knocks down. Abyss charges at the Rock, and the Rock side steps him, and he throws abyss over the top rope. Abyss lands on the apron, and the Rock hits a few fists to the face, and the Rock tries to go for another one, but Abyss blocks it, and Abyss grabs the Rock around the throat. The Rock hits a knee lift before anything can happen, this breaks the grip. The Rock spits on his hand, and hits an extra strong fist to the face of Abyss, Abyss falls off of the apron, and on to the guard rail face first. IN the ring, Santino comes behind the Rock, and attacks the Rock from behind. The Rock goes down to one knee, and Santino celebrates in his signature way, like he actually won something, but the Rock gets up, and turns around. Santino turns around only able to yell as a fist hits his face. Santino gets up to his feet, and the Rock hits a few fists to the face, and the Rock whips Santino to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and the Rock hits a belly to belly suplex, and the Rock waits as Santino gets up to his feet. And the Rock tries to whip Santino to the ropes, but it’s reversed, and The Rock bounces off of the ropes. Santino Marella lowers his head, and the Rock counters with a swinging neck breaker. Santino is soon able to get up, stumbling towards the Rock, and then he yells something at the Rock as he charges at the Rock with rage. The Rock counters with the spine on the pine. The Rock sets up for the People’s Elbow, but Abyss comes into the ring, and takes him out with a boot to the back of the head, which takes down the Rock. Santino rolls out of the ring, and Abyss takes a few moments to watch the Rock to roll away from Abyss, and he gets up to his feet. Abyss hits a few fists, and Monster whips the Rock off of the ropes. And the Rock bounces off of the ropes, and The Rock leaps in the air, and goes for a flying clothesline, but Abyss is able to catch the Rock in a bear hug, and drives him into the corner. Abyss hits a few shoulder blocks into the gut on the Rock, and then the Rock sinks down in the corner, and Abyss puts his boot on the throat of the Rock. Abyss picks up the Rock, and whips him hard into the opposite turnbuckle. The Rock crashes into the corner, and Abyss charges into the corner, and hits a body avalaunche. The Rock stumbles out of the corner, as Abyss backs out of the corner and allows the Rock to do this. Abyss picks up the Rock, and hits shock treatment.] JR-Abyss have come out of no where to take control of this match. King-Now he’s going to finish it off. Kris Gaffney-Easier said than done. [Abyss goes into the cover on the Rock, and the ref counts the 1………….2…………..Santino comes into the ring with a chair and smashes Abyss on the back with it. Abyss gets up to his feet, not believing that Santino would try it, and Abyss throws a fist to the face of Santino. Santino ducks it, and Abyss turns around, and Santino hits a chair shot to the gut that doubles over Abyss, and Santino hits Abyss with a few chair shots to the back of Abyss, finally that takes down Abyss down to his knee. Santino see’s this as a chance to run to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes with the chair, and he puts the chair on the end of his feet. Then Abyss is down on the mat after the chair hits the side of his face. Abyss rolls away in the corner, and Santino watches as Abyss gets up in the corner, and Santino goes into the corner, and he starts a ten punch combo 1………2………..3………4………5……..6……….7………Abyss pushes off Santino Marella. Santino lands on his feet, and Abyss comes out of the corner, and he goes for Santino’s head, but Santino thinking quickly is able to hit a drop toe hold that sends Abyss down on the mat, and Santino climbs up to the second rope, and he waits as Abyss gets up to his feet, and Santino leaps off of the second rope, and he hits a bulldog off of the second rope that sends Abyss into the mat. Santino pushes Abyss on his back, and the ref counts the 1…………………..2……………….Abyss kicks out with authority which sends Santino flying.] JR-It’s going to take a lot more than that to beat the Monster. King-Don’t worry….Santino will…certainly think of something. Kris Gaffney-Just duck when he goes flying as he fails. [Santino rolls out of the ring, and Abyss takes a few moments to get up to his feet. Abyss charges at Santino. Santino counters with a shoulder block, suddenly both wrestlers go for the hang man, and hit the double hang man Abyss is stunned, and Santino stumbles around in the ring. He turns around right into the Rock Bottom by the Rock! The Rock goes into the cover on Santino, and the ref counts the 1……………..2…………….3!] JR-The Rock was just in the right place there. King-Unfair or not, that’s just the match he’s in (THe Rock gets his hand raised in victory, when suddenly the Punisher comes through the crowd, and hits the Rock with a chair. The crowd boo's as the Punisher looks down at the Rock as he leaves the ring side area before the Rock can (“Walk Idiot Walk” blasts on the PA system as Ashley Massaro and Christy Hemme walk to the ring, followed behind by Amy Dumas who rolls her eyes.) JR-Seems Amy is not a huge Christy Hemme fan. King-Yeah, there is a good reason for that… Kris Gaffney- Just can’t remember what it is. (“Dirty Little Girl” blasts on the PA system as Mickie James, Sunny, and Trish Stratus walks to the ring, and they step inside of the ring.) JR-Mickie James is quite power hungry, and isn’t treating the women right. Which I don’t get, like them or not, Mickie is a wrestler, you’d think even if she doesn’t like the women wrestling, she’d want women’s wrestling to be taken seriously. Kris Gaffney-Guess she can have her opinions, just as much as anyone. [Ashley Massaro and Sunny start out, and they pace around the ring, and they lock up. Ashley Massaro ducks under a wild fist to the face, and Ashley runs to the ropes, and she comes off of the ropes, and she hits a head scissors hurricanarana, that sends Sunny down to the mat, and slowly Sunny gets up dazed, and Ashley Massaro hits a running clothesline that knocks down Sunny. Sunny gets up to her feet, and once she gets up to her feet. Sunny stumbles up to her feet, and Sunny gets up. Ashley Massaro hits kick to the gut that doubles over Sunny. Ashley Massaro runs to the ropes, and she bounces off of the ropes, and she hits a running knee lift to the face that makes Sunny pop up in pain, and she falls back into the corner, and Ashley Massaro hits a few knee lifts into the gut that stun Sunny, and Sunny gets whipped to the ropes after Ashley brought Sunny out of the ring. Sunny bounces off of the ropes, and Ashley goes for a clothesline, but it’s ducked under by Sunny. Sunny pushes Ashley to the ropes, and Sunny tries to roll up Ashley. But Ashley is able to hook the ropes, and she hits a elbow to the face. Sunny stumbles backwards, and Ashley measures up, and she charges at Sunny, but Sunny answers with a drop toe hold that sends Ashley Massaro down, but unlucky for Sunny, she stumbled backwards too far, and Ashley Massaro was able to make the tag to Amy Dumas. Amy Dumas comes into the ring, and she turns around Sunny, and Amy Dumas hits a few forearm shots to the face, and Sunny tries to throw a fist to the face of Amy, Amy is able to duck it, and she runs to the ropes, and Mickie James is able to hit a knee into the back of Amy. Amy is able to turn around unaffected, and Amy hits a baseball slide to the base of Mickie James, which makes Mickie fall off of the apron, and she falls on the mat. Mickie James hits hard. Amy turns around on Sunny who goes for a clothesline, but Amy ducks it, and she hits a whiplash DDT. Amy thinks about going into the cover, but she see’s Trish coming into the ring, and Amy drags Sunny over to the corner, and she makes the tag to Christy Hemme. Amy and Christy set up Sunny, and they hit a snap suplex. Christy Hemme goes into the cover, Trish tries to break it up, but Amy comes over there, and stops her, the ref counts the 1………………2……………..KICK OUT by Sunny.] JR-Christy Hemme is getting a chance to take out her frustrations on Sunny. King-Why doesn’t she take her frustrations on me? Kris Gaffney-Because someone would be happy.. [Mickie James comes into the ring, and as Amy is distracted with Trish Stratus. She comes into the ring, and she hits a one handed face crusher that sends Christy Hemme into the mat, Mickie James rolls out of the ring. Both wrestlers try to get up to their feet, and Christy Hemme stumbles right into Sunny who hits a sitdown reverse jawbreaker which sends Christy Hemme stumling backwards. Sunny is able to take a few moments to rest up, Christy is able to shake off of the move, and she charges at Sunny, Sunny side steps Christy Hemme. Sunny throws Christy to the ropes, and Ashley is able to make the tag with this, and Ashley climbs up to the top rope waiting for Sunny to get where she wants, but Sunny is able to duck a clothesline by Christy Hemme, and Sunny throws a ring post. This makes Ashley Massaro fall on the top rope, and she falls on the top rope, and she is in pain. Ashley Massaro is in pain, and Sunny takes a few moments to shake her head trying to get her wits about her, and she hits a few stomps on the downed Ashley. Sunny puts her throat on the throat. The ref counts to 4, and finally Sunny lets go of the choke hold. Sunny knowing that she should get one of her partners into the match drags Ashley Massaro up to her feet, and brings her into her corner. Sunny makes the tag to Trish Stratus who comes into the ring, and Sunny leaves open Ashley. Trish Stratus hits a fist into the ribs of Ashley Massaro. Ashley Massaro falls down on one knee, and Trish Stratus whips Ashley Massaro to the ropes, and Ashley bounces off of the ropes. Ashley ducks under a clothesline, but as Ashley comes to the ropes, Mickie James hits a hang man that stumbles Ashley right into the Chick Kick. Trish goes into the cover 1……………Christy hits a drop kick that breaks the count before it can even get in doubt that Ashley might not kick out.] JR-These 6 woman clearly don’t like each other. King-Just as much as everyone in this building is a clear Twilight Rip off… [Mickie James comes into the ring, and she attacks Christy Hemme with a axe handle to the head, Christy gets up dazed, and Mickie James grabs Christy Hemme, and hits a back breaker. Amy is watching as Sunny, and Ashley are fighting on the outside, when Mickie James comes from behind Amy, lifts up her skirt, and smacks her ass. Amy turns around surprised, and now extremely angry. Mickie is bragging, and she turns around as Amy comes into the ring, and she spears down Mickie James, and she hammers Mickie James with fists to the face. Mickie James rolls out of the ring as Amy tries to get at Mickie, who backs away but the ref is holding her back, but slides out of the ring, and Amy chases through the crowd. In the chaos Ashley makes the tag to Christy Hemme who ducks a chick kick by Trish Stratus, Christy kicks Trish Stratus in the gut, and she hits the Twist of Fate! Christy Hemme goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1……………………….2……………….3!] JR-Christy in the chaos was able to get the win for her team. (“The Gambler” blast son the PA system as the Gambler walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) Kris Gaffney-I think if I stare him down with my Chuck Norris stare, he might not kick my ass. King-I think he just doesn’t want you to interview him, or be less annoying. JR-Not possible…damn it…I didn’t say that. (“Capital Punishment” blasts on the PA system as the Punisher walks to the ring.) JR-This man has always been quite a big game player. King-Yeah, but despite the lose of the TV championship, Gambler is still on a role, reports are that he not only beat Christopher Daniels a few weeks ago, but he hurt him. Kris Gaffney-Well, if there is one man who can beat Gambler, it’s the Punisher. [The Gambler and the Punisher pace around the ring, and they lock up, and The Gambler is able to hit a knee lift to the gut that doubles the Punisher. The Gambler hits a clubbing blow that takes down the Punisher. The Gambler waits as the Punisher gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, The Gambler grabs the Punisher’s arm, and then he hits a few short arm shoulder blocks, and the Gambler brings him in for one last one, and he is able to hit a Russian leg sweep that takes down the Punisher, and the Punisher is on the mat as the Gambler gets up to his feet, and he hits a few stomps on the downed Punisher. The Punisher stays down, the Gambler is told to back away from the Punisher. The Gambler does this, and he allows the Punisher to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. The Punisher gets hit with a running clothesline that knocks down the Punisher, the Punisher gets up to his feet, and the Gambler waits as the Punisher turns around, and the Gambler turns around the Punisher, and the Gambler sets up, and hits a standing belly to belly suplex that sends the Punisher down on the mat. The Punisher rolls away from the Gambler, and the Gambler watches as the Punisher gets into the corner, and tries to get up to his feet, but the Gambler closes the gap between him, and the Punisher, and he hits a few stomps on the Punisher keeping him down on his knee’s in the corner. The Gambler puts his boot on the throat of the Punisher, as the ref counts to 4, and the Gambler backs out of the corner throwing up his hands showing the ref that he wasn’t going back to that choke hold. Once the ref gets off his back, the Punisher is in the corner, and now up to his feet. The Gambler hits a hard fist to the face, and the Punisher is stunned, and the Gambler whips the Punisher into the corner, and the Gambler follows the Punisher into the corner. The Punisher crashes into the corner, and the Gambler hits a running clothesline that connects on the Punisher. The Gambler backs out of the corner, and the Punisher stumbles out of the corner. The Gambler picks up the Punisher, and drops him for a side walk slam! The Gambler goes into the cover on the Punisher, and the ref counts the 1……………..2……………………….kick out by the Punisher, as the Gambler looks like he’s getting angry. But he luckily doesn’t want to take it out on anyone but his opponent as he gets up to his feet, and he holds up his hand up for a choke slam as the Punisher is slow to get to his feet.] JR-The Gambler is focused on winning this match. Kris Gaffney-Which is great, because beating me up isn’t fun. King-For you maybe… [ The Punisher gets up to his feet, and the Gambler grabs the Punisher around the neck, and he lfits up The Punisher, but the Punisher is able to get free, and he runs to the ropes, and the Punisher bounces off of the ropes, and the Punisher goes for a running clothesline, but the Gambler is able to duck this, and sets up the Punisher for a belly to back suplex, but the Punisher is able to roll out of the back, and the Punisher is able to hit a german suplex which is a release which sends the Gambler flying to the mat, and the Punisher, and the Gambler are down on the mat, and the Punisher gets up to his feet in the corner. And so does the Gambler, the Gambler having taken the lesser punishment of the two charges at the Punisher, but the Punisher is able to counter with a drop toe hold that sends the Gambler flying face first into the top turnbuckle, and the Punisher waits behind the Gambler who is stumbling towards the Punisher. The Gambler is able to hit a inverted Russian leg sweep that connects on the Gambler. Both wrestlers are down on the mat, and the Punisher is able to get up to his feet, and the Gambler is stumbling up to his feet doubled over, and the Punisher hits a running knee to the face, and the Gambler is stunned. The Punisher hits a few fists to the Gambler who falls back to the ropes, and he tries to whip the Gambler to the ropes, and is successful in doing so. He bounces off of the ropes, and the Gambler ducks under a clothesline, and he continues to the other side of the ring, and he bounces off of the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. The Punisher hits a spinning spine buster, and the Punisher goes into the cover on the Gambler. The ref counts the 1……………..2……………….KICK OUT by the Gambler. The Punisher looks at the ref, and yells a few things to the ref. The Punisher gets up to his feet, and he calls for the Capital Punishment.] JR-The Punisher thinks he has this match well in hand. Kris Gaffney-Well, he needs to stop thinking about it, and do it. King-THINKING…BAAAAD [Punisher pulls up the Gambler, and sets him up, and goes for the Capital Punishment, but the Gambler is able to slide out of the back, and he hits one belly to back suplex, two, three…but Gambler switches up the belly to back suplex into a waist lock, and hits a german with a bridge for the 1…………..2………….3!] JR-The Gambler did it! (The Punisher gets up looking surprised as the Gambler is having his arm raised, suddenly Punisher attacks from behind, and he hits a few stomps, The Punisher goes to the outside, and comes up with a chair. Suddenly “IF YOU SMELL…” blasts on the PA system. The Rock runs to the ring, The Rock takes down the Punisher with a double leg take down before he can use the chair, and The chair falls away from the Punisher. The Rock gets up, and goes to it, grabs the chair. He waits as Punisher gets up to his feet, and once he does. The Rock swings, Punisher ducks it, and the Rock hits the Gambler instead, seemly the Rock didn’t mean that as the Gambler falls on the ropes, and the Rock turns around into a pick up for the Capital Punishment, but the Rock slides out. Punisher turns around right into a Rock Bottom. The Gambler shaked off the effect of the Rock Bottom, and now is in the Rock’s face, as the two are having words as we go to commercial.) (“Game On” blasts on the PA system as Tony Ikeda walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-I’m not sure what is going through this man’s head with what he did at Latino Heat. King-Well he did see what Scott Tazte did to him, and I guess he wanted someone else to feel something similar. Kris Gaffney-Interesting theory. (“Swagga Like Us” blasts on the PA system as Mike New walks to the ring followed behind by the Godfather. Mike New steps inside of the ring.) JR-Well whatever the case with Tony Ikeda, Mike New didn’t appreciate it. King-With good reason. [Mike New and Tony Ikeda stare down each other, and finally they star throwing fists to the face of each other, and Mike New and Tony Ikeda throw fists to the face, and both aren’t moving until Tony Ikeda starts to back up after a time, and Mike New gets hit with a knee lift by Tony Ikeda, and Tony Ikeda bounces off of the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes Mike New hits a leg lariat that knocks down Tony Ikeda, Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet, and he stumbles into the corner, and Mike New hits a few fists to the face of Tony Ikeda in the fcorner, and Tony Ikeda rocks back in the corner with everyone. Tony Ikeda tries to whip Tony Ikeda to the other side of the ring, and does this, and Mike New follows in the corner, and Mike New hits a clothesline in the corner, and Tony Ikeda stumbles out of the corner, and Mike New kicks Tony Ikeda in the gut that doubles over Tony Ikeda. Mike New sets up Tony Ikeda into a front face lock, and Mike New goes for a vertical suplex, but as Mike New gets up Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda slides out of the back of Mike New. Tony Ikeda pushes Mike New to the ropes, and he tries to roll up Mike New, but it’s countered by Mike New who hooks the ropes, and Tony Ikeda does a reverse summersault into the middle of the ring, and he gets up in the middle of the ring, and he charges at Mike New. Mike New is able to think quickly, and he is able to hit a back body drop over the top rope, this sends Tony Ikeda flying over the top rope, and crashing on the mat below. Mike New takes a few moments to rest up, and he measures up on Tony Ikeda who is slow to get up to his feet, and he gets up, and he turns towards Mike New who uses the ropes, and he sling shots him over the top rope, and Mike New catches him for a suicide dive over the top rope that connects on Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda is down on the mat, and slowly he gets up to his feet. And Tony Ikeda gets pulled up the rest of the way by Mike New, and he whips Tony Ikeda hard into the ring post, and Mike New watches as Tony Ikeda smacks into the ring post. He stumbles a few steps forward, and Mike New comes from behind, and he hits a one handed face crusher. Tony Ikeda bounces off of the mat, and Mike New seeing that the ref is getting close to ten doesn’t want to win via count out, so he grabs Tony Ikeda, and he throws Tony into the ring. He climbs up on the top rope, and he waits for Tony Ikeda to get up to his feet.] JR-Tony Ikeda is in trouble here. King-Think Tony Ikeda is regretting his choice now? Kris Gaffney-Only thing Tony Ikeda has ever regretted is his post world title match celebration he planned after beating Dan Godwin. Didn't work out for him too well…good times. King-I never heard nothing say so much since the Destroyer’s autobiography [Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, Mike New goes for a flying cross body block, but it’s caught by Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda holds Mike New for a few moments, and then Tony Ikeda hits a fall away slam that sends Mike New flying, and crashing down on the mat. Tony Ikeda takes a few moments to rest up, and the ref gets up at around the count of five of his standing ten count, and Mike New is the first to get up to his feet, and he stumbles over to where Tony Ikeda is trying to get up to his feet, and Tony Ikeda is up to his feet, but clearly he’s not rested, so Mike New goes for a fist to the face, Tony Ikeda sets up Mike New, and he hits a atomic drop that sends Mike New stumbling forward, and he hits on the ropes, and stumbles backwards, and Tony Ikeda hits a belly to back suplex that connects on Mike New, and both wrestlers are once again down. Tony Ikeda uses this chance to rest up, and using his time on the standing ten count, Tony Ikeda watches Mike New get up, and Tony Ikeda hits a running clothesline that knocks down Mike New. Mike New gets up to his feet, and Tony Ikeda hits another running clothesline that knocks down Mike New. Mike New gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Tony Ikeda hits a few fists to the face, and Tony Ikeda tries to whip Mike New to the ropes, and is successful in doing so. Mike New bounces off of the ropes, and Tony Ikeda goes for a standing clothesline. Mike New ducks under the standing clothesline. Mike New continues to the other side of the ring, and he bounces off of the ropes. Tony Ikeda turns around, and he hits a one man flap jack that sends Mike New crashing down on the mat. Tony Ikeda backs up as Mike New gets in a kneeling position. Tony Ikeda runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes. Tony Ikeda hits a boot to the face that knocks down Mike New. Mike New is slow to get up to his feet, and Tony Ikeda is waiting for him, and Tony Ikeda lifts him up, and he hits a back breaker near a corner. Tony Ikeda goes to the corner, and he climbs up to the second rope, and he measures up on Mike New, and he drops the leg drop from the second turnbuckle. Tony Ikeda goes into the cover on Mike New, and the ref counts the 1……………..2……………..KICK OUT by Mike New!] JR-Mike New must find a way to stop Tony Ikeda’s momentum. King-Maybe he can figure out whether or not his submission is named something original or not. [Tony Ikeda tries to pick up Mike New, but Mike New locks in the Lochness Monster. Tony struggles, struggles, and is able to get his boot on the bottom rope, Mike New let’s go of the hold, and both wrestlers get up to their feet. Tony Ikeda charges at Mike New, and Mike New counters with a spinning double A spine buster. Mike New gets up, and he falls into the corner, and he after a few moments of trying to shake off the moves he’s taken motions for Tony Ikeda to get up, once he gets up to his feet. Mike New goes for the House of Pain. But Tony Ikeda ducks through the ropes, Tony Ikeda shakes his head, and shrugs his shoulders, as he backs up the ramp as the crowd boo’s. Tony almost is about to get counted out, but suddenly Carnage comes from behind as New is saying something to the ref, and he throws him back into the ring, and Tony Ikeda turns to Carnage, and turns back to Mike New who hits the House of Pain! Mike New goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1…………2…………3!] King-Where did Carnage come from. Kris Gaffney-He’s sneaky… King-All seven feet of him. (New and Carnage celebrate as Tony Ikeda doesn’t look happy in the ring as Shockwave goes off the air.)

EMF: Saturday Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, and we go into the Saturday Shockwave video.)

(The lights are turned out in the arena in Boston, as pyrotechnics blasts on the stage. The lights turn on, and fans wave their signs. Some signs say “*wet sign* I said something surprising near the Rock”, “KG scares me”, and “Gambler broke my door”.)

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, I’m good ol’ JR along side Jerry “the King” Lawler, and…I think…Kris “KG” Gaffney.

Kris Gaffney-…..*groan*…seemly I need more training…

King-Maybe a few more Gambler ass kicking’s will teach you.

Kris Gaffney-No…no..I just will never learn, why lie.

(“Monster” blasts on the PA system as Abyss walks to the ring along with Daffney, Abyss poses as the crowd is mostly against him. He steps inside of the ring, and he then jumps out once again)

JR-I don’t know people are too high on what Abyss has done.

King-Their jealous.

Kris Gaffney-I know I am.

(“If You Smell” blasts on the PA system as the Rock walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring after doing all his poses.)

JR-The Rock is going to First Blood, and have yet to find a challenger.

King-There have been talk about who it could be, but guess they haven’t found it yet.

(“Victory is Mine” blasts on the PA system as Santino walks to the ring.)

JR-This man has always been….interesting

King-Well he didn’t do so well last week, hopefully he can do better this week.

Kris Gaffney-Indeed

[The Rock and Santino start in the middle of the ring, they throw fists to the face. Abyss gets in the ring, and he charges at Santino, and knocks him down with a forearm shot to the face that knocks down. Abyss charges at the Rock, and the Rock side steps him, and he throws abyss over the top rope. Abyss lands on the apron, and the Rock hits a few fists to the face, and the Rock tries to go for another one, but Abyss blocks it, and Abyss grabs the Rock around the throat. The Rock hits a knee lift before anything can happen, this breaks the grip. The Rock spits on his hand, and hits an extra strong fist to the face of Abyss, Abyss falls off of the apron, and on to the guard rail face first. IN the ring, Santino comes behind the Rock, and attacks the Rock from behind. The Rock goes down to one knee, and Santino celebrates in his signature way, like he actually won something, but the Rock gets up, and turns around. Santino turns around only able to yell as a fist hits his face. Santino gets up to his feet, and the Rock hits a few fists to the face, and the Rock whips Santino to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and the Rock hits a belly to belly suplex, and the Rock waits as Santino gets up to his feet. And the Rock tries to whip Santino to the ropes, but it’s reversed, and The Rock bounces off of the ropes. Santino Marella lowers his head, and the Rock counters with a swinging neck breaker. Santino is soon able to get up, stumbling towards the Rock, and then he yells something at the Rock as he charges at the Rock with rage. The Rock counters with the spine on the pine. The Rock sets up for the People’s Elbow, but Abyss comes into the ring, and takes him out with a boot to the back of the head, which takes down the Rock. Santino rolls out of the ring, and Abyss takes a few moments to watch the Rock to roll away from Abyss, and he gets up to his feet. Abyss hits a few fists, and Monster whips the Rock off of the ropes. And the Rock bounces off of the ropes, and The Rock leaps in the air, and goes for a flying clothesline, but Abyss is able to catch the Rock in a bear hug, and drives him into the corner. Abyss hits a few shoulder blocks into the gut on the Rock, and then the Rock sinks down in the corner, and Abyss puts his boot on the throat of the Rock. Abyss picks up the Rock, and whips him hard into the opposite turnbuckle. The Rock crashes into the corner, and Abyss charges into the corner, and hits a body avalaunche. The Rock stumbles out of the corner, as Abyss backs out of the corner and allows the Rock to do this. Abyss picks up the Rock, and hits shock treatment.]

JR-Abyss have come out of no where to take control of this match.

King-Now he’s going to finish it off.

Kris Gaffney-Easier said than done.

[Abyss goes into the cover on the Rock, and the ref counts the 1………….2…………..Santino comes into the ring with a chair and smashes Abyss on the back with it. Abyss gets up to his feet, not believing that Santino would try it, and Abyss throws a fist to the face of Santino. Santino ducks it, and Abyss turns around, and Santino hits a chair shot to the gut that doubles over Abyss, and Santino hits Abyss with a few chair shots to the back of Abyss, finally that takes down Abyss down to his knee. Santino see’s this as a chance to run to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes with the chair, and he puts the chair on the end of his feet. Then Abyss is down on the mat after the chair hits the side of his face. Abyss rolls away in the corner, and Santino watches as Abyss gets up in the corner, and Santino goes into the corner, and he starts a ten punch combo 1………2………..3………4………5……..6……….7………Abyss pushes off Santino Marella. Santino lands on his feet, and Abyss comes out of the corner, and he goes for Santino’s head, but Santino thinking quickly is able to hit a drop toe hold that sends Abyss down on the mat, and Santino climbs up to the second rope, and he waits as Abyss gets up to his feet, and Santino leaps off of the second rope, and he hits a bulldog off of the second rope that sends Abyss into the mat. Santino pushes Abyss on his back, and the ref counts the 1…………………..2……………….Abyss kicks out with authority which sends Santino flying.]

JR-It’s going to take a lot more than that to beat the Monster.

King-Don’t worry….Santino will…certainly think of something.

Kris Gaffney-Just duck when he goes flying as he fails.

[Santino rolls out of the ring, and Abyss takes a few moments to get up to his feet. Abyss charges at Santino. Santino counters with a shoulder block, suddenly both wrestlers go for the hang man, and hit the double hang man Abyss is stunned, and Santino stumbles around in the ring. He turns around right into the Rock Bottom by the Rock! The Rock goes into the cover on Santino, and the ref counts the 1……………..2…………….3!]

JR-The Rock was just in the right place there.

King-Unfair or not, that’s just the match he’s in

(THe Rock gets his hand raised in victory, when suddenly the Punisher comes through the crowd, and hits the Rock with a chair. The crowd boo's as the Punisher looks down at the Rock as he leaves the ring side area before the Rock can

(“Walk Idiot Walk” blasts on the PA system as Ashley Massaro and Christy Hemme walk to the ring, followed behind by Amy Dumas who rolls her eyes.)

JR-Seems Amy is not a huge Christy Hemme fan.

King-Yeah, there is a good reason for that…

Kris Gaffney- Just can’t remember what it is.

(“Dirty Little Girl” blasts on the PA system as Mickie James, Sunny, and Trish Stratus walks to the ring, and they step inside of the ring.)

JR-Mickie James is quite power hungry, and isn’t treating the women right. Which I don’t get, like them or not, Mickie is a wrestler, you’d think even if she doesn’t like the women wrestling, she’d want women’s wrestling to be taken seriously.

Kris Gaffney-Guess she can have her opinions, just as much as anyone.

[Ashley Massaro and Sunny start out, and they pace around the ring, and they lock up. Ashley Massaro ducks under a wild fist to the face, and Ashley runs to the ropes, and she comes off of the ropes, and she hits a head scissors hurricanarana, that sends Sunny down to the mat, and slowly Sunny gets up dazed, and Ashley Massaro hits a running clothesline that knocks down Sunny. Sunny gets up to her feet, and once she gets up to her feet. Sunny stumbles up to her feet, and Sunny gets up. Ashley Massaro hits kick to the gut that doubles over Sunny. Ashley Massaro runs to the ropes, and she bounces off of the ropes, and she hits a running knee lift to the face that makes Sunny pop up in pain, and she falls back into the corner, and Ashley Massaro hits a few knee lifts into the gut that stun Sunny, and Sunny gets whipped to the ropes after Ashley brought Sunny out of the ring. Sunny bounces off of the ropes, and Ashley goes for a clothesline, but it’s ducked under by Sunny. Sunny pushes Ashley to the ropes, and Sunny tries to roll up Ashley. But Ashley is able to hook the ropes, and she hits a elbow to the face. Sunny stumbles backwards, and Ashley measures up, and she charges at Sunny, but Sunny answers with a drop toe hold that sends Ashley Massaro down, but unlucky for Sunny, she stumbled backwards too far, and Ashley Massaro was able to make the tag to Amy Dumas. Amy Dumas comes into the ring, and she turns around Sunny, and Amy Dumas hits a few forearm shots to the face, and Sunny tries to throw a fist to the face of Amy, Amy is able to duck it, and she runs to the ropes, and Mickie James is able to hit a knee into the back of Amy. Amy is able to turn around unaffected, and Amy hits a baseball slide to the base of Mickie James, which makes Mickie fall off of the apron, and she falls on the mat. Mickie James hits hard. Amy turns around on Sunny who goes for a clothesline, but Amy ducks it, and she hits a whiplash DDT. Amy thinks about going into the cover, but she see’s Trish coming into the ring, and Amy drags Sunny over to the corner, and she makes the tag to Christy Hemme. Amy and Christy set up Sunny, and they hit a snap suplex. Christy Hemme goes into the cover, Trish tries to break it up, but Amy comes over there, and stops her, the ref counts the 1………………2……………..KICK OUT by Sunny.]

JR-Christy Hemme is getting a chance to take out her frustrations on Sunny.

King-Why doesn’t she take her frustrations on me?

Kris Gaffney-Because someone would be happy..

[Mickie James comes into the ring, and as Amy is distracted with Trish Stratus. She comes into the ring, and she hits a one handed face crusher that sends Christy Hemme into the mat, Mickie James rolls out of the ring. Both wrestlers try to get up to their feet, and Christy Hemme stumbles right into Sunny who hits a sitdown reverse jawbreaker which sends Christy Hemme stumling backwards. Sunny is able to take a few moments to rest up, Christy is able to shake off of the move, and she charges at Sunny, Sunny side steps Christy Hemme. Sunny throws Christy to the ropes, and Ashley is able to make the tag with this, and Ashley climbs up to the top rope waiting for Sunny to get where she wants, but Sunny is able to duck a clothesline by Christy Hemme, and Sunny throws a ring post. This makes Ashley Massaro fall on the top rope, and she falls on the top rope, and she is in pain. Ashley Massaro is in pain, and Sunny takes a few moments to shake her head trying to get her wits about her, and she hits a few stomps on the downed Ashley. Sunny puts her throat on the throat. The ref counts to 4, and finally Sunny lets go of the choke hold. Sunny knowing that she should get one of her partners into the match drags Ashley Massaro up to her feet, and brings her into her corner. Sunny makes the tag to Trish Stratus who comes into the ring, and Sunny leaves open Ashley. Trish Stratus hits a fist into the ribs of Ashley Massaro. Ashley Massaro falls down on one knee, and Trish Stratus whips Ashley Massaro to the ropes, and Ashley bounces off of the ropes. Ashley ducks under a clothesline, but as Ashley comes to the ropes, Mickie James hits a hang man that stumbles Ashley right into the Chick Kick. Trish goes into the cover 1……………Christy hits a drop kick that breaks the count before it can even get in doubt that Ashley might not kick out.]

JR-These 6 woman clearly don’t like each other.

King-Just as much as everyone in this building is a clear Twilight Rip off…

[Mickie James comes into the ring, and she attacks Christy Hemme with a axe handle to the head, Christy gets up dazed, and Mickie James grabs Christy Hemme, and hits a back breaker. Amy is watching as Sunny, and Ashley are fighting on the outside, when Mickie James comes from behind Amy, lifts up her skirt, and smacks her ass. Amy turns around surprised, and now extremely angry. Mickie is bragging, and she turns around as Amy comes into the ring, and she spears down Mickie James, and she hammers Mickie James with fists to the face. Mickie James rolls out of the ring as Amy tries to get at Mickie, who backs away but the ref is holding her back, but slides out of the ring, and Amy chases through the crowd. In the chaos Ashley makes the tag to Christy Hemme who ducks a chick kick by Trish Stratus, Christy kicks Trish Stratus in the gut, and she hits the Twist of Fate! Christy Hemme goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1……………………….2……………….3!]

JR-Christy in the chaos was able to get the win for her team.

(“The Gambler” blast son the PA system as the Gambler walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

Kris Gaffney-I think if I stare him down with my Chuck Norris stare, he might not kick my ass.

King-I think he just doesn’t want you to interview him, or be less annoying.

JR-Not possible…damn it…I didn’t say that.

(“Capital Punishment” blasts on the PA system as the Punisher walks to the ring.)

JR-This man has always been quite a big game player.

King-Yeah, but despite the lose of the TV championship, Gambler is still on a role, reports are that he not only beat Christopher Daniels a few weeks ago, but he hurt him.

Kris Gaffney-Well, if there is one man who can beat Gambler, it’s the Punisher.

[The Gambler and the Punisher pace around the ring, and they lock up, and The Gambler is able to hit a knee lift to the gut that doubles the Punisher. The Gambler hits a clubbing blow that takes down the Punisher. The Gambler waits as the Punisher gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, The Gambler grabs the Punisher’s arm, and then he hits a few short arm shoulder blocks, and the Gambler brings him in for one last one, and he is able to hit a Russian leg sweep that takes down the Punisher, and the Punisher is on the mat as the Gambler gets up to his feet, and he hits a few stomps on the downed Punisher. The Punisher stays down, the Gambler is told to back away from the Punisher. The Gambler does this, and he allows the Punisher to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. The Punisher gets hit with a running clothesline that knocks down the Punisher, the Punisher gets up to his feet, and the Gambler waits as the Punisher turns around, and the Gambler turns around the Punisher, and the Gambler sets up, and hits a standing belly to belly suplex that sends the Punisher down on the mat. The Punisher rolls away from the Gambler, and the Gambler watches as the Punisher gets into the corner, and tries to get up to his feet, but the Gambler closes the gap between him, and the Punisher, and he hits a few stomps on the Punisher keeping him down on his knee’s in the corner. The Gambler puts his boot on the throat of the Punisher, as the ref counts to 4, and the Gambler backs out of the corner throwing up his hands showing the ref that he wasn’t going back to that choke hold. Once the ref gets off his back, the Punisher is in the corner, and now up to his feet. The Gambler hits a hard fist to the face, and the Punisher is stunned, and the Gambler whips the Punisher into the corner, and the Gambler follows the Punisher into the corner. The Punisher crashes into the corner, and the Gambler hits a running clothesline that connects on the Punisher. The Gambler backs out of the corner, and the Punisher stumbles out of the corner. The Gambler picks up the Punisher, and drops him for a side walk slam! The Gambler goes into the cover on the Punisher, and the ref counts the 1……………..2……………………….kick out by the Punisher, as the Gambler looks like he’s getting angry. But he luckily doesn’t want to take it out on anyone but his opponent as he gets up to his feet, and he holds up his hand up for a choke slam as the Punisher is slow to get to his feet.]

JR-The Gambler is focused on winning this match.

Kris Gaffney-Which is great, because beating me up isn’t fun.

King-For you maybe…

[ The Punisher gets up to his feet, and the Gambler grabs the Punisher around the neck, and he lfits up The Punisher, but the Punisher is able to get free, and he runs to the ropes, and the Punisher bounces off of the ropes, and the Punisher goes for a running clothesline, but the Gambler is able to duck this, and sets up the Punisher for a belly to back suplex, but the Punisher is able to roll out of the back, and the Punisher is able to hit a german suplex which is a release which sends the Gambler flying to the mat, and the Punisher, and the Gambler are down on the mat, and the Punisher gets up to his feet in the corner. And so does the Gambler, the Gambler having taken the lesser punishment of the two charges at the Punisher, but the Punisher is able to counter with a drop toe hold that sends the Gambler flying face first into the top turnbuckle, and the Punisher waits behind the Gambler who is stumbling towards the Punisher. The Gambler is able to hit a inverted Russian leg sweep that connects on the Gambler. Both wrestlers are down on the mat, and the Punisher is able to get up to his feet, and the Gambler is stumbling up to his feet doubled over, and the Punisher hits a running knee to the face, and the Gambler is stunned. The Punisher hits a few fists to the Gambler who falls back to the ropes, and he tries to whip the Gambler to the ropes, and is successful in doing so. He bounces off of the ropes, and the Gambler ducks under a clothesline, and he continues to the other side of the ring, and he bounces off of the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. The Punisher hits a spinning spine buster, and the Punisher goes into the cover on the Gambler. The ref counts the 1……………..2……………….KICK OUT by the Gambler. The Punisher looks at the ref, and yells a few things to the ref. The Punisher gets up to his feet, and he calls for the Capital Punishment.]

JR-The Punisher thinks he has this match well in hand.

Kris Gaffney-Well, he needs to stop thinking about it, and do it.

King-THINKING…BAAAAD

[Punisher pulls up the Gambler, and sets him up, and goes for the Capital Punishment, but the Gambler is able to slide out of the back, and he hits one belly to back suplex, two, three…but Gambler switches up the belly to back suplex into a waist lock, and hits a german with a bridge for the 1…………..2………….3!]

JR-The Gambler did it!

(The Punisher gets up looking surprised as the Gambler is having his arm raised, suddenly Punisher attacks from behind, and he hits a few stomps, The Punisher goes to the outside, and comes up with a chair. Suddenly “IF YOU SMELL…” blasts on the PA system. The Rock runs to the ring, The Rock takes down the Punisher with a double leg take down before he can use the chair, and The chair falls away from the Punisher. The Rock gets up, and goes to it, grabs the chair. He waits as Punisher gets up to his feet, and once he does. The Rock swings, Punisher ducks it, and the Rock hits the Gambler instead, seemly the Rock didn’t mean that as the Gambler falls on the ropes, and the Rock turns around into a pick up for the Capital Punishment, but the Rock slides out. Punisher turns around right into a Rock Bottom. The Gambler shaked off the effect of the Rock Bottom, and now is in the Rock’s face, as the two are having words as we go to commercial.)

(“Game On” blasts on the PA system as Tony Ikeda walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-I’m not sure what is going through this man’s head with what he did at Latino Heat.

King-Well he did see what Scott Tazte did to him, and I guess he wanted someone else to feel something similar.

Kris Gaffney-Interesting theory.

(“Swagga Like Us” blasts on the PA system as Mike New walks to the ring followed behind by the Godfather. Mike New steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Well whatever the case with Tony Ikeda, Mike New didn’t appreciate it.

King-With good reason.

[Mike New and Tony Ikeda stare down each other, and finally they star throwing fists to the face of each other, and Mike New and Tony Ikeda throw fists to the face, and both aren’t moving until Tony Ikeda starts to back up after a time, and Mike New gets hit with a knee lift by Tony Ikeda, and Tony Ikeda bounces off of the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes Mike New hits a leg lariat that knocks down Tony Ikeda, Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet, and he stumbles into the corner, and Mike New hits a few fists to the face of Tony Ikeda in the fcorner, and Tony Ikeda rocks back in the corner with everyone. Tony Ikeda tries to whip Tony Ikeda to the other side of the ring, and does this, and Mike New follows in the corner, and Mike New hits a clothesline in the corner, and Tony Ikeda stumbles out of the corner, and Mike New kicks Tony Ikeda in the gut that doubles over Tony Ikeda. Mike New sets up Tony Ikeda into a front face lock, and Mike New goes for a vertical suplex, but as Mike New gets up Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda slides out of the back of Mike New. Tony Ikeda pushes Mike New to the ropes, and he tries to roll up Mike New, but it’s countered by Mike New who hooks the ropes, and Tony Ikeda does a reverse summersault into the middle of the ring, and he gets up in the middle of the ring, and he charges at Mike New. Mike New is able to think quickly, and he is able to hit a back body drop over the top rope, this sends Tony Ikeda flying over the top rope, and crashing on the mat below. Mike New takes a few moments to rest up, and he measures up on Tony Ikeda who is slow to get up to his feet, and he gets up, and he turns towards Mike New who uses the ropes, and he sling shots him over the top rope, and Mike New catches him for a suicide dive over the top rope that connects on Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda is down on the mat, and slowly he gets up to his feet. And Tony Ikeda gets pulled up the rest of the way by Mike New, and he whips Tony Ikeda hard into the ring post, and Mike New watches as Tony Ikeda smacks into the ring post. He stumbles a few steps forward, and Mike New comes from behind, and he hits a one handed face crusher. Tony Ikeda bounces off of the mat, and Mike New seeing that the ref is getting close to ten doesn’t want to win via count out, so he grabs Tony Ikeda, and he throws Tony into the ring. He climbs up on the top rope, and he waits for Tony Ikeda to get up to his feet.]

JR-Tony Ikeda is in trouble here.

King-Think Tony Ikeda is regretting his choice now?

Kris Gaffney-Only thing Tony Ikeda has ever regretted is his post world title match celebration he planned after beating Dan Godwin. Didn't work out for him too well…good times.

King-I never heard nothing say so much since the Destroyer’s autobiography

[Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, Mike New goes for a flying cross body block, but it’s caught by Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda holds Mike New for a few moments, and then Tony Ikeda hits a fall away slam that sends Mike New flying, and crashing down on the mat. Tony Ikeda takes a few moments to rest up, and the ref gets up at around the count of five of his standing ten count, and Mike New is the first to get up to his feet, and he stumbles over to where Tony Ikeda is trying to get up to his feet, and Tony Ikeda is up to his feet, but clearly he’s not rested, so Mike New goes for a fist to the face, Tony Ikeda sets up Mike New, and he hits a atomic drop that sends Mike New stumbling forward, and he hits on the ropes, and stumbles backwards, and Tony Ikeda hits a belly to back suplex that connects on Mike New, and both wrestlers are once again down. Tony Ikeda uses this chance to rest up, and using his time on the standing ten count, Tony Ikeda watches Mike New get up, and Tony Ikeda hits a running clothesline that knocks down Mike New. Mike New gets up to his feet, and Tony Ikeda hits another running clothesline that knocks down Mike New. Mike New gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Tony Ikeda hits a few fists to the face, and Tony Ikeda tries to whip Mike New to the ropes, and is successful in doing so. Mike New bounces off of the ropes, and Tony Ikeda goes for a standing clothesline. Mike New ducks under the standing clothesline. Mike New continues to the other side of the ring, and he bounces off of the ropes. Tony Ikeda turns around, and he hits a one man flap jack that sends Mike New crashing down on the mat. Tony Ikeda backs up as Mike New gets in a kneeling position. Tony Ikeda runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes. Tony Ikeda hits a boot to the face that knocks down Mike New. Mike New is slow to get up to his feet, and Tony Ikeda is waiting for him, and Tony Ikeda lifts him up, and he hits a back breaker near a corner. Tony Ikeda goes to the corner, and he climbs up to the second rope, and he measures up on Mike New, and he drops the leg drop from the second turnbuckle. Tony Ikeda goes into the cover on Mike New, and the ref counts the 1……………..2……………..KICK OUT by Mike New!]

JR-Mike New must find a way to stop Tony Ikeda’s momentum.

King-Maybe he can figure out whether or not his submission is named something original or not.

[Tony Ikeda tries to pick up Mike New, but Mike New locks in the Lochness Monster. Tony struggles, struggles, and is able to get his boot on the bottom rope, Mike New let’s go of the hold, and both wrestlers get up to their feet. Tony Ikeda charges at Mike New, and Mike New counters with a spinning double A spine buster. Mike New gets up, and he falls into the corner, and he after a few moments of trying to shake off the moves he’s taken motions for Tony Ikeda to get up, once he gets up to his feet. Mike New goes for the House of Pain. But Tony Ikeda ducks through the ropes, Tony Ikeda shakes his head, and shrugs his shoulders, as he backs up the ramp as the crowd boo’s. Tony almost is about to get counted out, but suddenly Carnage comes from behind as New is saying something to the ref, and he throws him back into the ring, and Tony Ikeda turns to Carnage, and turns back to Mike New who hits the House of Pain! Mike New goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1…………2…………3!]

King-Where did Carnage come from.

Kris Gaffney-He’s sneaky…

King-All seven feet of him.

(New and Carnage celebrate as Tony Ikeda doesn’t look happy in the ring as Shockwave goes off the air.)