EMF: Shockwave

(The EMF logo is flashes on the screen, and we go into the Shockwave video.)

(Pyrotechnics blasts on the stage, and then they end. The lights turn on, and fans wave their signs. Some signs say “A Bourne target”, “Chad gives me guitar lessons…and still he hits me on the head before he shows me anything”, and “Nat + Destroyer = Love”)

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, I’m good ol’ JR along side Jerry “the King “Lawler and Kris “KG” Gaffney.

King-And we have quite a show tonight as the new world champion Kevin Bourne teams with Troy Gafgen to face Chad Vargas and X-Tazte.

Kris Gaffney-Although, both teams have an interesting recent history, you got to wonder who will implode first.

(“Killer Queen” blasts on the PA system as Madison Rayne walks to the ring, and she steps inside of the ring.)

JR-This girl is interesting.

King-She was Velvet Sky’s bitch for a time…now she’s just a Queen.

Kris Gaffney-Where did that come from?

(“All Grown Up” blasts on the PA system as Stephanie McMahon-Walker walks to the ring, and she steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Stephanie’s come quite a long way since she debut in the EMF

King-She has a lot of kids.

Kris Gaffney-That was straight out of making fun of Hart family…she only has two.

King-My standards since then have degenerated….um…break it down?

[Stephanie McMahon-Walker, and Madison Rayne pace around the ring, and they lock up, and Stephanie turns it into an arm bar, and she hits a few clubbing blows that sends her on her knee. Madison Rayne tries to get up to her feet, and Stephanie McMahon-Walker is able to twist her arm once again, and this makes Madison do a front flip. This sends Madison Rayne down on the mat. Stephanie hits a leg drop on the arm of Madison Rayne. Madison Rayne is in pain, and Stephanie McMahon-Walker hits a few stomps on the downed Madison Rayne. Stephanie McMahon-Walker is pushed backwards by the ref. Madison Rayne goes into the corner, and Stephanie does give her the space, but she then goes into the corner, and she hits a few stomps into the gut that stuns Madison Rayne. Stephanie McMahon-Walker is able to whip Madison Rayne out of the corner, and then Madison Rayne is able to reverse the whip. This sends Stephanie to the corner, Madison Rayne follows Stephanie McMahon-Walker into the corner. But Stephanie hits a boot to the face, and this sends Madison Rayne stumbling backwards. Stephanie hits a few fists to the face, and Madison Rayne backs up into the ropes. She tries to whip Madison Rayne to the ropes, and she does so. Madison Rayne bounces off of the ropes, and Stephanie goes for a clothesline, and Madison Rayne is able to duck under. Madison Rayne ducks under, and she continues to the other side of the ring. She bounces off of the ropes, and Stephanie McMahon-Walker hits a spinning spine buster.]

JR-I think I know what Stephanie is thinking here.

King-I don’t care what she’s thinking…I just want to know where the hell she gets all the retro stuff for Catherine.

Kris Gaffney-He said nothing sex related about Stephanie…interesting.

King-Well, there are a few things that just kind of gets me away from it…like why X-Clod?!

[Stephanie McMahon smiles, and she backs up to the ropes, and she comes off of the ropes, and she comes cross the face of Madison Rayne with a diving elbow that sends Madison Rayne rolling away from Stephanie in pain. Stephanie McMahon-Walker waits for Madison Rayne to get up to her feet. Stephanie McMahon goes for a kick, and goes for the Chiller. But Madison Rayne is able to get out of it, and she is able to hit a diving DDT. Madison Rayne takes a few moments to rest up. Stephanie rolls away, and Madison Rayne gets up to her feet with the help of the ropes. So much so that the standing count didn’t really get to point that is worth mentioning. Stephanie McMahon-Walker gets up to her feet. She charges at Madison Rayne, and Madison Rayne is albe to counter this with a hot shot that sends Stephanie McMahon-Walker flying into the top rope. Stephanie bounces off stunned, Madison Rayne grabs Stephanie’s hand, and brings her in, and she hits a diving clothesline that knocks down Stephanie McMahon-Walker. She waits for Stephanie to get up to her feet, and once she gets up to her feet. Stephanie McMahon-Walker gets hit with a few fists to the face, and Stephanie backs up to the ropes. Madison Rayne tries to whip Stephanie to the ropes. But it’s reversed by Stephanie, Madison Rayne bounces off of the ropes. Stephanie lowers her head, but Madison Rayne throws Stephanie face first, and Madison Rayne backs up as she gets up to her feet. Madison Rayne kicks Stephanie in the gut. Madison Rayne hooks Stephanie, and hits a fisherman suplex with a bridge. The ref counts the 1………..2………..KICK OUT by Stephanie.]

JR-Madison Rayne has been able to take control of this match.

King-Well, if Stephanie wants to continue to prove people wrong, she’s going to have to show people she can also take a beating, and fight through it.

[Stephanie gets pulled up, and Madison pushes Stephanie in the corner. Yelling at her saying something about being a Queen. She backs up, and she runs at Stephanie. Madison Rayne goes for a big splash. Stephanie moves out of the way, and Madison Rayne crashes face first into the top rope. Stephanie McMahon-Walker waits as Madison Rayne stumbles towards her. She then hits a kick in the gut, and she hits the Chiller! Stephanie McMahon-Walker goes into the cover on Madison, and the ref counts the 1………..2…………3!]

JR-Stephanie wins!

King-Guess Madison got a little too sure of herself.

(“Voices” blasts on the PA system as Randy Orton walks to the ring VERY, VERY SLOWLY.)

King- I can’t take it anymore, will someone just wheel him down to ring side?

Kris Gaffney-No…it’s much more fun torturing you.

King-………

(“Veil of Fire” blasts on the PA system as Kane walks to the ring not looking too happy, he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Things haven’t gone very good for Kane.

King-Well, he has a chance to put it behind him.

Kris Gaffney-Randy Orton has been a world champion fairly recently, I’m not sure that’s going to be easy.

[Kane and Randy Orton stare down each other in the middle of the ring, and then they charge at each other. Kane goes for a fist, but Randy Orton ducks under, and he comes off of the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, and then Randy Orton bounces off of the ropes, and Kane nails Randy Orton with a upper cut that knocks him down on the mat, and he gets up to his feet. Randy Orton gets knocked down with a running clothesline by Kane, Randy Orton is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Kane hits a few fists to the face, and then Randy Orton stumbles backwards, and then Kane whips Randy Orton to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Kane lowers his head, and he hits a big back body drop that sends him flying, and crashing down on the mat, and slowly he gets up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet, Kane grabs him around the throat, and he throws him hard into the corner, and Kane hits a few fists in the corner, but Randy Orton is able to hit a eye rake. This makes Kane stumble backwards in pain, and Randy Orton climbs up to the top rope, and he waits for Kane to get where he wants. Randy Orton leaps off of the top rope, but as he goes for an double axe handle. Kane hits a big boot that takes him out of the air. Kane waits as Randy Orton stumbles up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Kane picks up Randy Orton, and he goes into the corner. Kane runs out of the corner, and he hits a running power slam. He goes into the cover on Randy Orton. The ref counts the 1…………2………..KICK OUT by Randy Orton.]

JR-Shades of the legendary British Bulldog.

King-Kane is pulling all out all the stops.

Kris Gaffney-Well he needs to prove a lot here.

[Kane yells at the ref, but obviously it’s getting him no where even though the ref is running away from him. Anyways, he turns around, and Randy Orton is getting up to his feet, and Kane throws a fist to the face, but it’s ducked under by Randy Orton who hits a standing drop kick that makes stumble backwards, and hits the ropes. Kane throws a wild fist to the face, but Randy Orton ducks it, sets up Kane, and hits the 3.0 back breaker on Kane. Both wrestlers are down on the mat, the ref starts his standing ten count 1……….2…………3……..Kane sits up, and Randy Orton see’s he needs to get up to his feet too…………..Kane is up to his feet. Randy Orton is up, but falls into the corner. Kane throws a fist to the face of Randy Orton as he closes the gap. Randy Orton thinking quickly ducks under, and he hits a few fists to the face of Kane who is now in the corner, and Kane is able to block one of them, and he hits a big head butt. This takes down Randy Orton. But the punches stunned Kane, and Kane takes a few moments to rest up, just enough for Randy Orton to get sometime to get up. Kane charges at Randy Orton. But Randy Orton counters with a power slam! Both of the wrestlers are down on the mat., But Randy Orton is able to roll up to his knee’s preventing any real count to go down. Kane gets up to his feet, and he gets knocked down with a running clothesline. Kane gets feet. Randy Orton kicks Kane in the gut, sets him up, puts him on the middle drop, and drops him for an elevated DDT!]

JR-Randy Orton is going to the place where he hears voices in his head.

*King hits JR*

King-Damn Michael Cole, stop possessing JR…he’s bad enough as it is without you.

JR-BAAAAACK BODY DROP *hit on the back of the head*….OHMIGAWD!

*King hits JR in the back of the head as he stops for a moment.*

Kris Gaffney-Dude…better stop there.

King-Na it’s fine *hits JR again*

JR-Fans…don’t turn the channel, because I just heard that Mick Foley, who wrestled in WCW as Cactus Jack is gonna win their world title…that’ll put butts in seats….

King-I think I should stop…

[Randy Orton waits as Kane is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Randy Orton goes for the RKO. But Kane pushes off the move. Randy Orton bounces off of the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes. Kane grabs Randy Orton around the throat, lifts him up, and drives him down on the mat with a choke slam! Kane goes into the cover on Randy Orton. The ref counts the 1……………2………..3!]

JR-Kane wins this match!

King-That had to feel good.

(Kane looks into the camera, and laughs, most likely towards the Demon.)

(“Pain” blasts on the PA system as Kevin Bourne walks to the ring with the World championship. “The Heretic Anthem” blasts on the PA system as Troy Gafgen walks to the ring.)

JR-Bourne had quite a Latino Heat, but his victory speech forget Troy Gafgen played a huge part in the reason Bourne is the world champion right now.

King-Sure he had something to do with that…

Kris Gaffney-Sounds like something else, what do you think CM Punk?

(CM Punk is hooked to a lie detector test.)

CM Punk-I don’t deserve this treatment.

(We hear a buzz to indicate that Punk lied.)

(“” blasts on the PA system as X-Tazte walks to the ring “Hats off the bull” blasts on the PA system as Chad Vargas walks to the ring. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-This is another interesting combination.

Kris Gaffney-Yeah, well sometimes these tag matches are put together to see if two opposite people can function as a team.

King-If not, they blow up in a very funny way…it’s win, win for us. But not so much for them.

[Kevin Bourne and X-Tazte pace around the ring, and they lock up. Kevin Bourne hits an arm drag. X-Tazte gets up dazed, and Kevin Bourne hits a running clothesline that knocks down on X-Tazte. X-Tazte gets up to his feet, and Kevin Bourne hits a few fists to the face that makes Kevin Bourne back up to the ropes. Kevin Bourne tries to whip X-Tazte tot eh ropes, but it’s reversed. Kevin Bourne goes off of the ropes, and X-Tazte goes for a clothesline, but it’s ducked under by Kevin Bourne. Kevin Bourne continues to the other side of the ring, and he comes off of the ropes. He leaps in the air, and he hits a flying forearm shot that knocks down X-Tazte. X-Tazte is slow to get up to his feet. Kevin Bourne hits a kick into the gut that doubles over Kevin Bourne. Kevin Bourne sets up X-Tazte, and he sets X-Tazte, and he hits a snap suplex that takes down X-Tazte. X-Tazte is in the seated position, and then Kevin Bourne hits a kick to the back of X-Tazte. Kevin Bourne waits as X-Tazte gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Kevin Bourne goes for a inverted Russian leg sweep. But X-Tazte hits a few elbows to the side of the head of Kevin Bourne and this breaks up the attempted move. X-Tazte is stunned, and Kevin Bourne stumbles backwards near the corner. X-Tazte charges at Kevin Bourne. Kevin Bourne side steps X-Tazte, and he throws X-Tazte into the ring post. X-Tazte is in pain, and Kevin Bourne is in his corner, so he makes the tag to Troy Gafgen. Troy Gafgen comes into the ring, and then he pulls out X-Tazte out of the corner. Troy Gafgen picks up X-Tazte, and then he lifts up, and he hits a back breaker. Troy holds X-Tazte on there, and Kevin Bourne is on the second rope, and he hits a diving forearm shot to put down X-Tazte. Troy Gafgen would go for the pin, but he feels like dishing out some pain to X-Tazte. He starts to choke X-Tazte, and the ref starts to count to 4, and finally Troy Gafgen lets go, and makes sure that he doesn’t get DQed. He picks up X-Tazte, and he whips him off of the ropes, X-Tazte bounces off of the ropes, and Chad Vargas makes the blindside tag. Troy Gafgen hits a standing clothesline that knocks him down on the mat. But while this is going on Chad Vargas has gotten on the top rope. He waits as Troy Gafgen turns around, and once he turns around. Chad Vargas leaps off of the top rope, and he goes for a cross body block. But Troy Gafgen catches him. Troy Gafgen holds him for a few moments, and then he hits a fall away slam that sends him flying right into X-Tazte.]

JR-Very creative by Gafgen.

King-Well, he had a bit of an up, and down Latino Heat, we can’t blame him.

Kris Gaffney-But who knows, Latino Heat might turn out to be a good day for Troy in the end.

[Troy Gafgen waits as Chad Vargas gets up to his feet, and he stumbles around, and he goes right into the waiting Troy Gafgen, who goes for the Crack of Dawn. But it’s blocked by Chad Vargas who grabs the ropes, and Troy Gafgen crashes down on the mat, and Troy Gafgen tries to roll away, and then he hits a few stomps on Troy Gafgen to stop him from getting up to his feet, and once he’s where he wants him to be. Chad Vargas puts his boot on the throat of Troy Gafgen, the ref counts to 4, and then he finally breaks it up. Chad Vargas backs up, and Troy Gafgen gets up to his feet. Chad Vargas tries to close the gap between the two, but Troy surprises Chad with a fist to the face which makes Chad Vargas back up. Troy Gafgen runs out of the corner, and Chad Vargas counters with a drop toe hold. Chad Vargas moves behind Troy Gafgen, and he’s in the corner, and he rests up with this chance to do so. And once he gets some rest, Troy Gafgen has been able to get up to his feet, and doesn’t look too happy. Troy Gafgen charges at Chad Vargas. Vargas hits a boot to the face, and Troy Gafgen turns around. Chad Vargas pulls himself up to the second rope, he measures up, and he leaps off, and he hits a flying bulldog that drives Troy Gafgen down into the mat. Chad Vargas rolls into the corner, and he makes the tag to X-Tazte. Troy Gafgen is up, and he charges at X-Tazte. X-Tazte counters with a shoulder block that makes Troy Gafgen stumble backwards. X-Tazte sling shots himself up to the top rope, he leaps off of the top rope with a flying missile drop kick . This makes Troy Gafgen stumble backwards. X-Tazte gets up to his feet, and he hits a few knife edge chops to the chest, and he tries to whip X-Tazte to the ropes to whip Troy Gafgen to the ropes, but it’s reversed. X-Tazte bounces off of the ropes. He comes off of the ropes, Troy Gafgen lowers his head. X-Tazte counters with a swinging neck breaker that puts down Troy Gafgen. X-Tazte goes to the outside, and he climbs up to the top rope, and he measures up. He leaps off of the top rope, and he connects with a frog splash! X-Tazte goes into the cover on Troy Gafgen, the ref counts the 1……………….2………………………..Troy Gafgen powers out of the cover with authority.]

JR-What power by X-Tazte.

King-X-Tazte must be wondering what it’ll take.

[X-Tazte gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, he runs to the ropes. He leaps off of the ropes, and he goes for a cross body block. But it’s caught by Troy Gafgen, and Troy Gafgen tries to transfer X-Tazte on to his shoulder. He pushes Troy Gafgen forward, and Kevin Bourne looking into the ring gets hit with Troy who can’t stop his momentum in time. Bourne falls out of the apron. X-Tazte tries to roll up Troy Gafgen, Gafgen hits a back elbow that takes down X-Tazte. X-Tazte is down on the mat, Troy Gafgen is looking like he’s getting ready to hit the Crack of Dawn. But Kevin Bourne slides into the ring, he pushes Troy Gafgen backwards. Troy Gafgen looks shocked, but out of no where hits a big boot that takes down Kevin Bourne. X-Tazte comes from behind Troy Gafgen, and rolls him up for the 1…………….2………3!]

JR-X-Tazte and Chad Vargas wins!

King-Huh, the team less likely to gel…gelled better.

Kris Gaffney-Weird.

(Shockwave goes off the air as Troy is leaving the ring, Bourne turns him around, and he throws a fist, and the two start to brawl to the back as Shockwave fades away.)