EMF: Shockwave
	(The EMF logo flashes on the screen.) (The lights are turned off in the Chase Center. Pyrotechnics blasts on the stage. The lights turn on, and fans yell, and wave their signs. The camera scans the crowd a few times before zooming out, and displaying the location information. The camera scans the crowd a few more times as JR begins to talk.) JR-We are live from the brand new Chase Center in San Francisco. Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross joined by Jerry “the King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney. King-You think Oakland ever misses their basketball team? Kris Gaffney-They seem to have that problem with many sports right now. Although with how their playing, I’m sure they don’t mind them being out of town. King-Ouch, harsh. Anyways, we have a great show headlined by tag team contendership being decided. JR-Let’s get started. (“Ultimate Countdown” blasts on the PA system as Daniel Bryan walks out on the stage, and he does his “yes” chant down to the ring. He steps inside of the ring.) JR-Tonight the two time TV champion faces the former number one contender for the Extreme championship. King-Braddock has a long ways to go, but tonight he’ll face someone who has already been there. Country by upchurch starts playing over the arena. the lights dim and a spotlight shines down on Demun Braddok. He starts his way to the ring looking straight forward. He climbs up onto the ring and enters. He walks to a corner and stands. JR-There is no doubt that Braddock has a bright future. King-If he doesn’t…it’s JR’s fault. Kris Gaffney-Exactly what I thought. [Demun Braddock and Daniel Bryan stare down at each other. Daniel Bryan is able to hit a few hard kicks Braddock is able to block one, and he counters iwht a leg whip that sends Daniel Bryan flying. He gets up to his feet, and Daniel Bryan gets hit with a running shoulder block. Demun Braddock picks up Daniel Bryan, and he throws him into the corner. He hits a few shoulder blocks, and then he hooks Daniel Bryan, and he runs out of the corner. Demun Braddock hits a big hip toss out of the corner that sends Daniel Bryan flying out of the corner, and he crashes down on the mat. Demun Braddock waits for Daniel Bryan to get up to his feet. Once he’s up to his feet, he picks him up, and he plants him down on the mat with a falling slam. Demun Braddock goes into the cover on Daniel Bryan. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts. The ref counts 1……………2………..KICK OUT by Daniel Bryan. Demun Braddock puts Daniel Bryan’s arm on the mat, and he jumps up, and he brings down his knee into the arm of Daniel Bryan. He puts on an arm bar on Daniel Bryan. Daniel Bryan seems to be in some pain on the hold. Daniel Bryan looks for a way to get out of this hold. He starts to get up to his feet.] JR-Daniel Bryan seemly is trying to find an escape for this hold. King-Sure Chris Jericho believes that he’s doomed. Kris Gffney-Most likely. [Daniel Bryan fighting up to his feet connects with a arm drag that sends Demun Braddock flying. Daniel Bryan takes a few moments to rest up. Demun Braddock recovers quickly, he runs, and he gets countered with a hot shot that sends Demun Braddock to the top rope. He stumbles out of the corner. Daniel Bryan gets ready. Demun Braddock turns around, and he gets hit with a kick to the head that knocks him down on the mat. Daniel Bryan gets in the corner, and he starts the YES taunt.] JR-Daniel Bryan is getting ready to end this match. King-Or is he? Kris Gaffney-I’m not sure….he’s never named his move…and it became effective out of no where. King-Maybe that’s the point! [Daniel Bryan goes for the running knee, but Braddock catches him with a spine buster. He lifts up Daniel Bryan, he hooks Daniel Bryan. He lifts him, and drops him with the Demun Bomb!! Daniel Bryan seems out of it. Demun Braddock goes into the cover on Daniel Bryan. The ref counts 1………….2…………3!!] JR-Demun Braddock saw that coming, and his knowledge of his opponent paid off with a victory. King-Maybe he should call it the knee that didn’t beat Braddock. (“Water in my hands” blasts on the PA system. “Rambo” Rob Lawson walks out on the stage. He is wearing wearing camo cargo shorts and army green boots. He stares down his opponent. He walks up the steps, and climbs up to the top rope, waiting for the bell to ring.) JR-Rambo Rob Lawson last faced the TV champion Tre Misanthrope. King-Tonight he has someone that hopes to face Tre. Kris Gaffney-I doubt that Lawson is going to be cooperative. A countdown from 10 ends with an explosion of fireworks which Church strolls through en route to the ring. JR-As mentioned Chris Church has his sights set on the TV championship. King-It’s going to be a difficult road. Kris Gaffney-We can’t find if he can do it unless he wins tonight. It’s time to take the first step. [Chris Church is getting ready, as the bell rings Chris Church attempts to rush in on “Rambo” Rob Lawson, but he ducks under the attack, and he hits a few fists to the face that knocks him backwards. He whips him to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. “Rambo” Rob Lawson hits a big body drop that sends him through the air, and he crashes down on the mat. He is slow to get up to his feet. Rambo waits for Chris Church to get up to his feet, he kicks him in the gut, and he runs towards the corner, and he throws him hard into the corner. He crashes into the corner shoulder first, Chris Church is in a lot of pain. “Rambo” Rob Lawson waits for Chris Church to pull himself out of the corner, and he pulls himself out of the corner. “Rambo” Rob Lawson runs to the corner, and he connects with a running clothesline in the corner. “Rambo” Rob Lawson backs out of the corner. H ewaits for Chris Church to get out of the corner. Chris Church stumbles out of the corner. He lifts him up on his shoulders, and he drops him with a gut buster. “Rambo” Rob Lawson pushes him on his back. “Rambo” Rob Lawson goes into the cover on Chris Church. The ref goes into position to make the count, the ref counts 1…………….2…………KICK OUT by Chris Church. “Rambo” Rob Lawson looks annoyed. He lifts up Chris Church into a seated position, and he hits a elbow to the face that stuns Chris Chruch. He hooks “Rambo” Rob Lawson with a chin lock. The ref checks to see if Chris Church wants to give it up. “Rambo” Rob Lawson doesn’t want to give it up.] JR-Chris Church is trying to find a way out of this hold. King-Randy Orton would be a fan. Kris Gaffney-He sure would… [Chris Church gets up to his feet, and he hits a jaw breaker. “Rambo” Rob Lawson stumbles into the corher. Chris Church fights himself up to his feet. “Rambo” Rob Lawson tries to attack Chris Church with a cltoehsline, but he ducks under. “Rambo” Rob Lawson hooks him with a waist lock, and he hooks him. He lifts him up, and he throws him over his head with a release german suplex. “Rambo” Rob Lawson goes flying through the air. He crashes down on the mat. Chris Church takes a few moments to rest up, because he can’t put together a string of offensive moves at this moment. Chris CHruch gets up as he seems ready to go now.] JR-Chris Church seems ready to turn this match around. King-Or is he? Kris Gaffney-We’ll see. [“Rambo” Rob Lawson gets up to his feet. Chris Church hits a few fists to the face that knocks Rambo backwards. Chris tries to whip Rob Lawson to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Rob Lawson. Rob motions to the crowd who chant “Your guilty!” as Rob Lawson drops Chris Church with the law breaker. Rob Lawson goes into the cover on Chris Church. The ref counts 1………….2………..3!!] JR-Rob Lawson might have baited Chris Church there. King-It sure worked. (Animal sounds echo the arena when the lights go black. The lights turn on green and an image of a giant alligator moves up the ramp, when it gets to the top it bites down, fireworks shoot from the sage and from up in the rafters comes sliding Aari Maxwell comes sliding down. Once close enough he unclips himself, lands in the ring, rolls, jumps up ontop of the ring post and shouts "CRIKEY!" To the fans with his arms out. He jumps, springs off of the rope and does a backflip landing on his feet. Aari "The Zoo Keeper, slides into his corner, bends down wrapping his arms around the ropes with his back on the post smiling as he waits for the match to begin.) JR-Aari Maxwell is making his debut tonight. King-Wasabi must be a fan of this guy. Kris Gaffney-Or not…not sure.. Lights go black and the arena fills with red smoke. Suddenly, Lamb of God- “Another Nail For Your Coffin” begins to blare throughout the entire arena and a red strobe begins to flash. There is an explosion atop of the ramp and a ring of fire begins to blaze. In the center of the fire a platform raises and on the platform stands “The Gravedigger” he wears a Jason type mask with his arms in an X over his own chest. He slowly looks up when the platform stops and he looks out towards the crowd and then to the ring. The Gravedigger steps right through the blazing flames and begins to head down the ramp, grabs the top rope and pulls himself to the ring apron. Gravedigger slingshots himself over the top rope, flips in the air and rolls on the mat landing in the center of the ring with his legs crossed. Turning his head looking around he slips his mask off, slides it to the side of the ring and kip-ups to his feet. He walks to his corner, bends down with his hands on the mat as he waits for the match to begin. JR-Maxwell is coming off a win against Atticus Chambers. King-Although not quite the one you want to write home about. Kris Gaffney-Wins a win. [Aari Maxwell and Maxwell Jackson pace around the ring. They lock up, Aari Maxwell is able to go behind Maxwell Jackson, and he hits an arm bar release. He goes down on the mat. Maxwell Jackson gets up to his feet, and he hits a running forearm shot to the face that knocks him down on the mat. He waits for Maxwell Jackson to get up to his feet. Aari Maxwell hits a kick to the gut that doubles him over. He hooks him, and he plants him down with a double arm suplex sending him crashing down on the mat. He slowly gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Aari Maxwell lifts him up, and he drops him with a back breaker. This keeps Maxwell Jackson down a bit more, and he hits a few stomps on the back of Maxwell Jackson. Aarri Maxwell picks up Maxwell Jackson by the hair, and he hits a few forearm shots to the face that knocks him backwards into the ropes. He tries to whip him to the ropes, but Maxwell Jackson is able to reverse it. Aari Maxwell jumps on the second rope, and he spring boards into a standing mooonsault into a pinning combination. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………….2…………..KICK OUT by Maxwell Jackson. Maxwell Jackson tries to get up to his feet, but he is put down into the mat with a reverse neckbreaker. Aari Maxwell looks to the corner.] JR-It looks like Aari Maxwell is going to take a chance. King-What is new? Kris Gaffney-I get a feeling King isn’t a fan. [Aari Maxwell stands on the top rope, and he leaps off of the top rope for the 630 Senton, but at the last moment Maxwell Jackson moves out of the way. Aari Maxwell crashes down on the mat. Maxwell Jackson is slow to get up to his feet, but as Aari Maxwell gets up to his feet he kicks him in the gut, and he hooks him, and he plants him down with a gut wretch power bomb. He goes into the cover on Aari Maxwell. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2……..KICK OUT by Aari Maxwell.] JR-Kick out by Aari Maxwell. King-We’ll see what the new comer can do about this. Kris Gaffney-Your Mom did nothing…your still here. [Maxwell Jackson lifts him up, and Aari Maxwell fight out of the back. He hooks him, and he drops Maxwell Jackson with a diving reverse DDT. Aari Maxwell goes to the corner, he climbs up to the top rope. He jumps off of the top rope, and he connects with My Kingdom. Aari Maxwell goes into the cover on Maxwell Jackson!! The ref counts 1…………..2………..3!!] JR-Aari Maxwell get the victory. King-All cars are safe to not be crushed!! (“That’s entertainment” blasts on the PA system. Logan Riley walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Logan Riley is trying his hand at singles competition. King-Let’s hope he doesn’t go the route of X-Pac and Road Dogg…I cried…until 2019. Kris Gaffney-Not surprised…what stopped you? King-No, I just mean I’m still going…they were such a good tag team… (“Stoke the fire” blasts on the PA system. Daryl Prichard walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-These two know each over very well. King-Both are coming off a long lay off…at least in singles competition, so who knows what to expect. [Logan Riley and Daryl Prichard start out in the middle of the ring throwing fists to the face, neither wrestler is backing down, and Daryl Prichard ducks under. Logan Riley seems ready for him, and he turns around. Logan Riley goes for the Final Cut, but it’s dodged by Daryl Prichard. Daryl Prichard uses this to go for the Stone Fist, but Lgoan Riley is able to catch that, and he connects with a t-bone suplex. Daryl Prichard hits the mat hard, he rolls out of the ring, and he climbs up to his feet with the help of the ropes. Logan Riley runs to the ropes, he grabs the ropes, and he sling shots Daryl Prichard back into the ring. He crashes down on the mat as he flips over the top rope, and he slowly gets up to his feet holding his back. Logan Riley hooks Daryl Prichard, and he drops him with a belly to belly suplex. Logan goes to make the cover on Daryl Prichard, hooking the leg. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………….2…KICK OUT by Daryl Prichard. Daryl Prichard rolls inot the corner. Logan Riley stares down the ref. Daryl Prichard gets up into the corner. Logan Riley closes the gap between him, and Daryl Prichard, and he connects with a few fists to the face. He backs away, and he runs back into the corner, and he connects with a splash in the corner. Lgoan Riley backs out of the corner, and Daryl Prichard is slow to get out of the corner. Logan Riley picks him up, and he drops him with a side walk slam.] JR-Daryl Prichard is in trouble here. King-Maybe he needs to call the Spider King. Kris Gaffney-Well, he isn’t a man after all… [Daryl Prichard is getting up to his feet. He goes for the Final Cut. But Daryl Prichard ducks under this one as well. Lgoan Riley turns around too slow this time, and Daryl Prichard hits the Stone Fist. Logan Riley, stumbles backwards, and he falls out of the ropes. He lands on the outside of the ring. Daryl Prichard rolls out of the ring, and to the outside of the ring. He comes behind Lgoan Riley, and he grabs Logan Riley. He smashes his head on the steel steps. Daryl Prichard throws Logan Riley into the ring, then he follows him back into the ring.] JR-Daryl Prichard looks like the Daryl of old. King-Does that mean Graveler has returned. Kris Gaffney-No…Graveler he doesn’t choose you. King-Just making sure…. [Daryl Prichard waits in the corner, and he gets ready for the Stone fist. Logan Riley gets up to his feet. Daryl Prichard goes for the Stone Fist. But Logan Riley ducks under, and connects with the Final Cut to the face of Daryl Prichard. Daryl Prichard goes down on the mat. Logan Riley goes into the cover on Daryl Prichard. The ref counts 1………………2……………3!!] JR-Logan Riley connects with the Final Cut to get the victory. King-Back to the Spider King. (“The duck song” blasts on the PA system. Walter Melon walks out on the stage with Jack Heyman walking behind him. He looks at fan with an Ashley Irvine mask on. He unmasks her, but realizes it’s not her. Ashley jumps over her, and yells “WATERMELON!!”. He steps inside of the ring.) JR-This should be an interesting match. King-Think Walter Melon ever regrets giving Ashley Irvine watermelon? Kris Gaffney-If the Melon Gods say he does… (“Professor Peter’s theme” blasts on the PA system. Professor Peter walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Speaking of interesting…here comes Professor Peter. King-Remind me…what is he a professor of.. Kris Gaffney-groan [Professor Peter yells, Walter Melon yells “eat your fruit”. Professor Peter groans, and Walter Melon locks up, and he goes behind Professor Peter, and he puts him into a side head lock. Professor Peter hits a belly to back suplex. Walter Melon gets up stunned. Professor Peter hits a clothesline that knocks down Walter Melon. Professor Peter picks up Walter Melon by the hair, and he throws him into the corner. Professor Peter hits a few fists to the face in the corner. Professor Peter backs out of the corner, and he walks around the ring, and he runs to the corner, and he connects with an body avalaunche that connects to Walter Melon. Professor Peter brings him out of the corner, and he hooks Walter Melon, and he drops him with a inverted Russian leg sweep. Professor Peter goes into the cover on Walter Melon after pushing him to his back. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2….KICK OUT by Walter Melon. Professor Peter hooks him with a chin lock. The ref makes sure that it’s not a choke. It is not. Walter Melon is feeling the effects of this move, and the moves before it. Walter stays on the mat for a little bit. Finally he gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet he hits a few back elbows into the gut, and he breaks the hold. Walter Melon runs to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes, and Professor Peter counters with a one man flap jack.] JR-Walter Melon thought he caused the separation he was looking for, but it didn’t work out for him as he wanted. Kris Gaffney-Dewey Hangover agree’s. Kris Gaffney-Not Hanover…ok… [Professor Peter quickly goes for the Sock Drop, but Walter Melon moves out of the way. Professor Peter turns towards Walter Melon. Walter Melon picks him up, and he connects with a falling spine buster. Walter Melon puts his arm over Professor Peter. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………..2………….KICK OUT by Professor Peter. Walter Melon takes a few moments to rest up. Professor Peter is getting up faster than expected. Walter Melon hooks him, and he drops him with a falling slam to put him down on the mat.] JR-Walter Melon might have Professor Peter set up. King-Wonder if Dewey Hangover to tag in. Kris Gaffney-If the Melon Gods are fine with it, then it’ll happen. [Walter Melon climbs up to the top rope, he jumps off for the Fruit Smash Splash. Professor Peter gets his knee’s up, and Walter Melon stays on the knee’s. Professor Peter is able to flip Walter over into a pinning combination. The ref counts 1…………………..2…………….3!!] JR-Walter got caught there!! Professor Peter scores the upset. King-Is it really an upset if the Melon Gods were ok with it? Kris Gaffney-They got an answer for everything… (“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-This is going to be a busy night for Ryder. King-Think he’s wondering how he’ll survive? Kris Gaffney-Probably never again. (“Jane” blasts on the PA system. It seems that Orange Cassidy is looking around cautiously. He seems ok, pyrotechnics blasts behind him. Cassidy falls down. He gets up, runs to ring side, and he rolls into the ring.) JR-Seemly Orange Cassidy seems nervous. King-If you were about to be eaten by Wretch, wouldn’t you? Kris Gaffney-Maybe he, and Belle can talk…Belle knows a thing or two about Cassidy’s fear. King-By the way…didn’t know that Cassidy had that pyro… Kris Gaffney-Oh yeah…I’m just being a jerk. [Cassidy and Ryder pace around the ring. They locks up Orange Cassidy looks around. Zack Ryder pushes Cassidy back, and he hits a drop kick which makes him fall backwards, and out of the ring. He uses the barricade to get up. He gets up, and comes face to face with a kid wearing a Wretched Nobody mask. He panicks and dives under the ring. The ref looks confused, but then he counts his final 10 count. Zack Ryder wins via count out.] JR-Truly the most…strange match. Kris Gaffney-Indeed….hold on…I just got a message passed to me by Prez Mike that if next week if Orange Cassidy doesn't wrestle, Prez Mike will look for him, he will find him, and he will fire him!! King-You made that up. Kris Gaffney-Yeah that's true...except the firing part. King-Oh...well...that's not good for Orange. (Zack Ryder stayed in the ring. Lights drop and the screen displays the foot of wide stone steps. As the opening chords play the shot pans up to show several steps and then Roman pillars in front of a villa style home from ancient Rome. As the song kicks into high gear with a scream the lights flash back on in the arena and the home on the screen in replaced by the words THE HOUSE OF BOTIATUS in his signature electric blue lettering and he emerges from back. He walks straight to the ring but he plays to the crowd the entire way blowing kisses and soaking in the adulation. He walks to the rings cameraside and hops onto the apron walking over to the corner where he ascends until he's kneeling with one foot is on the oversized ring post the other is on the top turnbuckle. He looks down to his left and points to the announce table. As the song kicks into it's hook the arena goes black again and a spotlight comes on Botiatus now standing. He soaks in the crowd in his signature pose. The lights return once again after the hook ends JR-Now comes our tables match. First person to put someone through a table wins. King-What do you think house rules say about tables? Kris Gaffney-Their probably not for smashing them. We hear the gentle sounds of a music box eerily creep throughout the arena growing more ominous, as Lux Aeterna Tenebrosi Stellata plays. Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen…. Brace yourselves! Smoke crawls across the canvas surrounding everyone in the ring, at ringside and the front row of the audience. Grace walks out into the middle of the stage smiling ear to ear as the arena lights flicker again, through the strobe we see The Wretched Nobody appear from nowhere, standing with the EMF championship held proudly in the air. Ring Announcer: Making her way down the aisle the lovely, and loathsome Morose Rose - Miss Macabre, herself, Grace Brutal! Her Dark Star hails from The Danvers State Lunatic Asylum, Salem Massachusetts and at Six Foot Eleven inches tall – at Four Hundred and Twenty Pounds he is… Your Reigning, and Defending Two Time EMF Heavyweight Champion of the Woooooorld! THE WRETCHED NOBODY! Nobody slithers under the bottom rope, and slides back sitting in the corner. Nobody reaches for the top rope and pulls himself back to his feet. He rolls his neck and glares hard at the floor as he rocks from side to side in his corner. Grace enters the ring to take the belt from Nobody. JR-Wretched Nobody put Kenny Omegrape through a table, and it looks like that’s what he’s going for this week. Kris Gaffney-Sure the Melon Gods were fine with that. King-They allow all…including his followers getting put through tables. [Zack Ryder and Botiatus stare down each other. The Wretched Nobody doesn’t seem to care about their rivalry, and he hits a few fists to both wrestlers. Botiatus is able to throw a fist to the face, but it’s blocked by the Wretched Nobody. The Wretched Nobody doesn’t allow Botiatus to go down on the mat around ring side. Instead he lands on his feet on the apron. The Wretched Nobody grabs Zack Ryder, and he hurls him towards Botiatus, and Zack Ryder hits into Botiatus. Botiatus goes flying off of the apron. Zack Ryder stumbles backwards towards the Wretched Nobody. The Wretched Nobody picks him up Zack Ryder and he connects with a torture rack slam. The Wretched Nobody gets up to his feet. He goes into the corner, and he waits for Zack Ryder to get up to his feet for the trephination.] JR-Wretch is setting up for the trephination. King-Even though this isn’t going to win it for him. [Zack Ryder gets up, and he turns around. The Wretched Nobody goes for the trephination, but Zack Ryder ducks under, and he connects with a standing drop kick that knocks him backwards. Zack Ryder stands up, and the Wretched Nobody goes over to Zack Ryder. Zack Ryder catches him, and he drops him with a inverted Russian leg sweep into the second rope. The Wretched Nobody rolls away in pain, and Zack Ryder takes a few moments to get up to his feet. Botiatus is on the apron trying to insert himself back into the match. Zack Ryder see’s this, and isn’t having it, so he hits a hard fist that knocks Botiatus off of the apron. Zack Ryder turns around just as Wretch once again goes for the trephination, but Zack Ryder is a bit quicker, and he ducks under, and he hurls him over the top rope. Wretch almost goes through a table, but just misses it. Zack Ryder rolls out of the ring.] JR-That was a close call for it. King-If he had the Melon Gods on his side, then it was because the Melon Gods wouldn’t allow it. Kris Gaffney-But he doesn’t. [Wretched Nobody staggers up to his feet. Zack Ryder goes for the Rough Ryder, but Wretched Nobody catches him into power bomb position. He would turn around. He see’s Botiatus on his way towards him. The Wretched Nobody throws Zack Ryder towards him. Botitatus is able to counter this with a catch, and an ace cutter. Seemly that wasn’t what the Wretched Nobody had in mind at all as he runs towards Botiatus. Botiatus counters with a drop toe hold that sends Wretched Nobody down into the steel steps, and he see’s that Wretch is on the steps. Botiatus climbs up on the time keeper barricade, he jumps off, and he connects with a modified version of the HOB Leg drop!! Although that hurt Botiatus rolls into the ring to recover, he brings a table with him which he sets up in the corner. He slowly gets up when….the lights turn out.] JR-What is going on here? King-Maybe the stadium forgot to pay their electric bill. [Over the PA system whispers can be heard all around the stadium. A ticking sound can be heard. It’s clear these sounds are moving around various sections of the stadium. Before they get to the EMF tron. The EMF tron lights up. Slowly the plague doctor masked face of the one from the shadows stares eerily stares back.] 8:1VER REV1:8 [Through the darkness every table around ring side bursts into flames. Botiatus is looking around not knowing what to think of this. Botiatus stands on the turnbuckles staring down at the fire of the tables. The lights suddenly turn on. The Wretched Nobody is there, he runs, he jumps and he kicks Botiatus off of the turnbuckle with a jumping version of the trephination. Botiatus goes flying, and he crashes hard into the table. The Wretched Nobody wins!!] JR-My god King…we need to get this fire out. King-I’m kind of ok with seeing where this goes. (“Game on” blasts on the PA system as Tony Ikeda and Zack Ryder walk out of the ring. They step inside of the ring.) JR-This is the last match for Ryder. King-It’s good thing that women’s match was so epic. Kris Gaffney-Truly, I get choked up just thinking about it… The intro for Alien Angel plays as the lights dim, with two spot lights on the stage as Tre Misanthrope is isolated, his back to the audience and his arms outstretched. After the first build-up, the song cuts to the chorus, where he turns around and raises one finger to the sky, staring above him. He makes his way to the ring, stopping halfway down the ramp to extend his arms again and scream, before running to the ring and sliding under the ropes. He stands up again, extending his arms one last time before punching the mat, staring down as if he is praying until the music fades out. The Black Dahlia Murder - Reciept plays over the arena speakers. The crowd anxiously anticipates the entrance of Atticus Chambers as the fog machines spew fog at the entrance but are surprised to find half a dozen state police and several federal agents entering the arena via the ramp. They crowd the entrance with nightsticks and handcuffs ready as they also anxiously anticipate the arrival of Atticus. Then suddenly the lights of the arena kick off with a thud from the main breaker. The arena blanketed in darkness and infected by an ocean like whisper from the crowd. Cellphones and lights illuminate sporadically through the arena, though not providing sufficient lighting, create an ambient aura. The lights turn on just in time to see Atticus descending from the rafters by a black rope and land in the ring ready to rage war. The crowd cheers at the unexpected entrance. JR-These two don’t seem to work together, but they have been able to work together as a stable. King-Well…that’s because seemly they have avoided each other. Kris Gaffney-Although maybe they’ll put it together, and get this match…or maybe the threat of Eris getting impaled might bring them together. King-Spoiler alert…. JR-These two were put together, and have been a great team together. King-Almost epic. Kris Gaffney-Can’t say after that last women’s match. [Tony Ikeda and Tre Misanthrope start out first in the ring, and they throw fists to the face. Tre Misanthrope ducks under, and he takes him down with a double leg take down, and Tre Misanthrope hits a few fists to the face. Tre Misanthrope knowing that he has only so many corners to go to without a person in it goes into the corner unoccupied, and he sets him up as he pushes him into the corner. He hits a knife edge chop that echo’s through out the arena, and then another one, and then another one. Tre Misanthrope is able to pull him out of the corner. He whips him to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes, and he jumps in the air, and he connects with a flying back elbow. Tre Misanthrope picks him up, he brings his corner, he makes the tag to Atticus Chambers. Tre Misanthrope sets up Tony Ikeda, and he lifts him up, and he drops him with a vertical suplex. Atticus Chambers runs to the ropes, and he jumps up, and drops him with a senton.] JR-Great tag team work. King-That’s quite a surprise from these two. Kris Gaffney-But then again…Matt Dragon and Road found a way to co-existed, before they decided that the federation wasn’t big enough for the both of them. [Atticus Chambers goes into the cover on Tony Ikeda. The ref counts 1…………2……..KICK OUT by Tony Ikeda. Atticus Chambers picks up Tony Ikeda, and he whips him to the ropes, as Tony Ikeda bounces off of the ropes. Zack Ryder makes the tag. Atticus Chambers saw this, and he tries to attack Zack Ryder, but Zack Ryder grabs Atticus Chambers head, and he drops down with a hang man. Atticus Chambers stumbles backwards. Zack Ryder climbs up to the top rope, and he waits for Atticus Chambers to get where he wants him, and he jumps off of the top rope, and he connects with a missile drop kick that kcnoks Atticus Chambers backwards. He hits hard, and he falls into a seated position. Zack Ryder looks around as the crowd builds up, and he backs up. He fist pumps Woo! Woo! Woo! He runs to the corner, and he connects with the broski boot. Zack Ryder goes into the cover on Atticus Chambers. The ref counts 1……………2…….Atticus Chambers kicks out!!] JR-Atticus Chambers kicks out. King-Too close. [Zack Ryder measures up on Atticus Chambers, and he sets up. He goes for the Rough Ryder. Atticus Chambers catches him, Atticus Chambers staggers backwards, and Primetime tags himself in. “Primetime” Bad Boy gets into the ring. He hits a super kick to the gut of Atticus Chambers. Zack Ryder lands on his feet. “Primetime” Bad Boy connects with a reverse neck breaker.] JR-“Primetime” just might have sneaked into the ring, and primed his team for a victory. King-That’s an interesting way to put it. [Atticus Chambers gets up to his feet. Primetime goes for a kick, and the Primetime Stunner, but Atticus Chambers is able to push Primetime off, John Mosely makes the tag to himself on his tag team partner. Atticus Chambers makes the tag to Tre. Both wrestlers run at each other. Tre Misanthrope ducks John Mosely’s attack, he kicks him in the gut, sets him up, and drops him for his Eternal Wrath. Tre goes into the cover on John Mosely. The ref counts 1………..2……….3!!] JR-Mosely attack didn’t work out for him, Tre’s did. King-Also Luna was a bitch! Kris Gaffney-Sure that were the only people who found that funny…but oh well… (Tre and Atticus Chambers get out of the ring. They stare down the rest of the teams still in the ring from the top of the stage, we go to dark.)

EMF: Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen.)

(The lights are turned off in the Chase Center. Pyrotechnics blasts on the stage. The lights turn on, and fans yell, and wave their signs. The camera scans the crowd a few times before zooming out, and displaying the location information. The camera scans the crowd a few more times as JR begins to talk.)

JR-We are live from the brand new Chase Center in San Francisco. Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross joined by Jerry “the King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney.

King-You think Oakland ever misses their basketball team?

Kris Gaffney-They seem to have that problem with many sports right now. Although with how their playing, I’m sure they don’t mind them being out of town.

King-Ouch, harsh. Anyways, we have a great show headlined by tag team contendership being decided.

JR-Let’s get started.

(“Ultimate Countdown” blasts on the PA system as Daniel Bryan walks out on the stage, and he does his “yes” chant down to the ring. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Tonight the two time TV champion faces the former number one contender for the Extreme championship.

King-Braddock has a long ways to go, but tonight he’ll face someone who has already been there.

Country by upchurch starts playing over the arena. the lights dim and a spotlight shines down on Demun Braddok. He starts his way to the ring looking straight forward. He climbs up onto the ring and enters. He walks to a corner and stands.

JR-There is no doubt that Braddock has a bright future.

King-If he doesn’t…it’s JR’s fault.

Kris Gaffney-Exactly what I thought.

[Demun Braddock and Daniel Bryan stare down at each other. Daniel Bryan is able to hit a few hard kicks Braddock is able to block one, and he counters iwht a leg whip that sends Daniel Bryan flying. He gets up to his feet, and Daniel Bryan gets hit with a running shoulder block. Demun Braddock picks up Daniel Bryan, and he throws him into the corner. He hits a few shoulder blocks, and then he hooks Daniel Bryan, and he runs out of the corner. Demun Braddock hits a big hip toss out of the corner that sends Daniel Bryan flying out of the corner, and he crashes down on the mat. Demun Braddock waits for Daniel Bryan to get up to his feet. Once he’s up to his feet, he picks him up, and he plants him down on the mat with a falling slam. Demun Braddock goes into the cover on Daniel Bryan. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts. The ref counts 1……………2………..KICK OUT by Daniel Bryan. Demun Braddock puts Daniel Bryan’s arm on the mat, and he jumps up, and he brings down his knee into the arm of Daniel Bryan. He puts on an arm bar on Daniel Bryan. Daniel Bryan seems to be in some pain on the hold. Daniel Bryan looks for a way to get out of this hold. He starts to get up to his feet.]

JR-Daniel Bryan seemly is trying to find an escape for this hold.

King-Sure Chris Jericho believes that he’s doomed.

Kris Gffney-Most likely.

[Daniel Bryan fighting up to his feet connects with a arm drag that sends Demun Braddock flying. Daniel Bryan takes a few moments to rest up. Demun Braddock recovers quickly, he runs, and he gets countered with a hot shot that sends Demun Braddock to the top rope. He stumbles out of the corner. Daniel Bryan gets ready. Demun Braddock turns around, and he gets hit with a kick to the head that knocks him down on the mat. Daniel Bryan gets in the corner, and he starts the YES taunt.]

JR-Daniel Bryan is getting ready to end this match.

King-Or is he?

Kris Gaffney-I’m not sure….he’s never named his move…and it became effective out of no where.

King-Maybe that’s the point!

[Daniel Bryan goes for the running knee, but Braddock catches him with a spine buster. He lifts up Daniel Bryan, he hooks Daniel Bryan. He lifts him, and drops him with the Demun Bomb!! Daniel Bryan seems out of it. Demun Braddock goes into the cover on Daniel Bryan. The ref counts 1………….2…………3!!]

JR-Demun Braddock saw that coming, and his knowledge of his opponent paid off with a victory.

King-Maybe he should call it the knee that didn’t beat Braddock.

(“Water in my hands” blasts on the PA system. “Rambo” Rob Lawson walks out on the stage. He is wearing wearing camo cargo shorts and army green boots. He stares down his opponent. He walks up the steps, and climbs up to the top rope, waiting for the bell to ring.)

JR-Rambo Rob Lawson last faced the TV champion Tre Misanthrope.

King-Tonight he has someone that hopes to face Tre.

Kris Gaffney-I doubt that Lawson is going to be cooperative.

A countdown from 10 ends with an explosion of fireworks which Church strolls through en route to the ring.

JR-As mentioned Chris Church has his sights set on the TV championship.

King-It’s going to be a difficult road.

Kris Gaffney-We can’t find if he can do it unless he wins tonight. It’s time to take the first step.

[Chris Church is getting ready, as the bell rings Chris Church attempts to rush in on “Rambo” Rob Lawson, but he ducks under the attack, and he hits a few fists to the face that knocks him backwards. He whips him to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. “Rambo” Rob Lawson hits a big body drop that sends him through the air, and he crashes down on the mat. He is slow to get up to his feet. Rambo waits for Chris Church to get up to his feet, he kicks him in the gut, and he runs towards the corner, and he throws him hard into the corner. He crashes into the corner shoulder first, Chris Church is in a lot of pain. “Rambo” Rob Lawson waits for Chris Church to pull himself out of the corner, and he pulls himself out of the corner. “Rambo” Rob Lawson runs to the corner, and he connects with a running clothesline in the corner. “Rambo” Rob Lawson backs out of the corner. H ewaits for Chris Church to get out of the corner. Chris Church stumbles out of the corner. He lifts him up on his shoulders, and he drops him with a gut buster. “Rambo” Rob Lawson pushes him on his back. “Rambo” Rob Lawson goes into the cover on Chris Church. The ref goes into position to make the count, the ref counts 1…………….2…………KICK OUT by Chris Church. “Rambo” Rob Lawson looks annoyed. He lifts up Chris Church into a seated position, and he hits a elbow to the face that stuns Chris Chruch. He hooks “Rambo” Rob Lawson with a chin lock. The ref checks to see if Chris Church wants to give it up. “Rambo” Rob Lawson doesn’t want to give it up.]

JR-Chris Church is trying to find a way out of this hold.

King-Randy Orton would be a fan.

Kris Gaffney-He sure would…

[Chris Church gets up to his feet, and he hits a jaw breaker. “Rambo” Rob Lawson stumbles into the corher. Chris Church fights himself up to his feet. “Rambo” Rob Lawson tries to attack Chris Church with a cltoehsline, but he ducks under. “Rambo” Rob Lawson hooks him with a waist lock, and he hooks him. He lifts him up, and he throws him over his head with a release german suplex. “Rambo” Rob Lawson goes flying through the air. He crashes down on the mat. Chris Church takes a few moments to rest up, because he can’t put together a string of offensive moves at this moment. Chris CHruch gets up as he seems ready to go now.]

JR-Chris Church seems ready to turn this match around.

King-Or is he?

Kris Gaffney-We’ll see.

[“Rambo” Rob Lawson gets up to his feet. Chris Church hits a few fists to the face that knocks Rambo backwards. Chris tries to whip Rob Lawson to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Rob Lawson. Rob motions to the crowd who chant “Your guilty!” as Rob Lawson drops Chris Church with the law breaker. Rob Lawson goes into the cover on Chris Church. The ref counts 1………….2………..3!!]

JR-Rob Lawson might have baited Chris Church there.

King-It sure worked.

(Animal sounds echo the arena when the lights go black. The lights turn on green and an image of a giant alligator moves up the ramp, when it gets to the top it bites down, fireworks shoot from the sage and from up in the rafters comes sliding Aari Maxwell comes sliding down. Once close enough he unclips himself, lands in the ring, rolls, jumps up ontop of the ring post and shouts "CRIKEY!" To the fans with his arms out. He jumps, springs off of the rope and does a backflip landing on his feet. Aari "The Zoo Keeper, slides into his corner, bends down wrapping his arms around the ropes with his back on the post smiling as he waits for the match to begin.)

JR-Aari Maxwell is making his debut tonight.

King-Wasabi must be a fan of this guy.

Kris Gaffney-Or not…not sure..

Lights go black and the arena fills with red smoke. Suddenly, Lamb of God- “Another Nail For Your Coffin” begins to blare throughout the entire arena and a red strobe begins to flash. There is an explosion atop of the ramp and a ring of fire begins to blaze. In the center of the fire a platform raises and on the platform stands “The Gravedigger” he wears a Jason type mask with his arms in an X over his own chest. He slowly looks up when the platform stops and he looks out towards the crowd and then to the ring. The Gravedigger steps right through the blazing flames and begins to head down the ramp, grabs the top rope and pulls himself to the ring apron. Gravedigger slingshots himself over the top rope, flips in the air and rolls on the mat landing in the center of the ring with his legs crossed. Turning his head looking around he slips his mask off, slides it to the side of the ring and kip-ups to his feet. He walks to his corner, bends down with his hands on the mat as he waits for the match to begin.

JR-Maxwell is coming off a win against Atticus Chambers.

King-Although not quite the one you want to write home about.

Kris Gaffney-Wins a win.

[Aari Maxwell and Maxwell Jackson pace around the ring. They lock up, Aari Maxwell is able to go behind Maxwell Jackson, and he hits an arm bar release. He goes down on the mat. Maxwell Jackson gets up to his feet, and he hits a running forearm shot to the face that knocks him down on the mat. He waits for Maxwell Jackson to get up to his feet. Aari Maxwell hits a kick to the gut that doubles him over. He hooks him, and he plants him down with a double arm suplex sending him crashing down on the mat. He slowly gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Aari Maxwell lifts him up, and he drops him with a back breaker. This keeps Maxwell Jackson down a bit more, and he hits a few stomps on the back of Maxwell Jackson. Aarri Maxwell picks up Maxwell Jackson by the hair, and he hits a few forearm shots to the face that knocks him backwards into the ropes. He tries to whip him to the ropes, but Maxwell Jackson is able to reverse it. Aari Maxwell jumps on the second rope, and he spring boards into a standing mooonsault into a pinning combination. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………….2…………..KICK OUT by Maxwell Jackson. Maxwell Jackson tries to get up to his feet, but he is put down into the mat with a reverse neckbreaker. Aari Maxwell looks to the corner.]

JR-It looks like Aari Maxwell is going to take a chance.

King-What is new?

Kris Gaffney-I get a feeling King isn’t a fan.

[Aari Maxwell stands on the top rope, and he leaps off of the top rope for the 630 Senton, but at the last moment Maxwell Jackson moves out of the way. Aari Maxwell crashes down on the mat. Maxwell Jackson is slow to get up to his feet, but as Aari Maxwell gets up to his feet he kicks him in the gut, and he hooks him, and he plants him down with a gut wretch power bomb. He goes into the cover on Aari Maxwell. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2……..KICK OUT by Aari Maxwell.]

JR-Kick out by Aari Maxwell.

King-We’ll see what the new comer can do about this.

Kris Gaffney-Your Mom did nothing…your still here.

[Maxwell Jackson lifts him up, and Aari Maxwell fight out of the back. He hooks him, and he drops Maxwell Jackson with a diving reverse DDT. Aari Maxwell goes to the corner, he climbs up to the top rope. He jumps off of the top rope, and he connects with My Kingdom. Aari Maxwell goes into the cover on Maxwell Jackson!! The ref counts 1…………..2………..3!!]

JR-Aari Maxwell get the victory.

King-All cars are safe to not be crushed!!

(“That’s entertainment” blasts on the PA system. Logan Riley walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Logan Riley is trying his hand at singles competition.

King-Let’s hope he doesn’t go the route of X-Pac and Road Dogg…I cried…until 2019.

Kris Gaffney-Not surprised…what stopped you?

King-No, I just mean I’m still going…they were such a good tag team…

(“Stoke the fire” blasts on the PA system. Daryl Prichard walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-These two know each over very well.

King-Both are coming off a long lay off…at least in singles competition, so who knows what to expect.

[Logan Riley and Daryl Prichard start out in the middle of the ring throwing fists to the face, neither wrestler is backing down, and Daryl Prichard ducks under. Logan Riley seems ready for him, and he turns around. Logan Riley goes for the Final Cut, but it’s dodged by Daryl Prichard. Daryl Prichard uses this to go for the Stone Fist, but Lgoan Riley is able to catch that, and he connects with a t-bone suplex. Daryl Prichard hits the mat hard, he rolls out of the ring, and he climbs up to his feet with the help of the ropes. Logan Riley runs to the ropes, he grabs the ropes, and he sling shots Daryl Prichard back into the ring. He crashes down on the mat as he flips over the top rope, and he slowly gets up to his feet holding his back. Logan Riley hooks Daryl Prichard, and he drops him with a belly to belly suplex. Logan goes to make the cover on Daryl Prichard, hooking the leg. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………….2…KICK OUT by Daryl Prichard. Daryl Prichard rolls inot the corner. Logan Riley stares down the ref. Daryl Prichard gets up into the corner. Logan Riley closes the gap between him, and Daryl Prichard, and he connects with a few fists to the face. He backs away, and he runs back into the corner, and he connects with a splash in the corner. Lgoan Riley backs out of the corner, and Daryl Prichard is slow to get out of the corner. Logan Riley picks him up, and he drops him with a side walk slam.]

JR-Daryl Prichard is in trouble here.

King-Maybe he needs to call the Spider King.

Kris Gaffney-Well, he isn’t a man after all…

[Daryl Prichard is getting up to his feet. He goes for the Final Cut. But Daryl Prichard ducks under this one as well. Lgoan Riley turns around too slow this time, and Daryl Prichard hits the Stone Fist. Logan Riley, stumbles backwards, and he falls out of the ropes. He lands on the outside of the ring. Daryl Prichard rolls out of the ring, and to the outside of the ring. He comes behind Lgoan Riley, and he grabs Logan Riley. He smashes his head on the steel steps. Daryl Prichard throws Logan Riley into the ring, then he follows him back into the ring.]

JR-Daryl Prichard looks like the Daryl of old.

King-Does that mean Graveler has returned.

Kris Gaffney-No…Graveler he doesn’t choose you.

King-Just making sure….

[Daryl Prichard waits in the corner, and he gets ready for the Stone fist. Logan Riley gets up to his feet. Daryl Prichard goes for the Stone Fist. But Logan Riley ducks under, and connects with the Final Cut to the face of Daryl Prichard. Daryl Prichard goes down on the mat. Logan Riley goes into the cover on Daryl Prichard. The ref counts 1………………2……………3!!]

JR-Logan Riley connects with the Final Cut to get the victory.

King-Back to the Spider King.

(“The duck song” blasts on the PA system. Walter Melon walks out on the stage with Jack Heyman walking behind him. He looks at fan with an Ashley Irvine mask on. He unmasks her, but realizes it’s not her. Ashley jumps over her, and yells “WATERMELON!!”. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-This should be an interesting match.

King-Think Walter Melon ever regrets giving Ashley Irvine watermelon?

Kris Gaffney-If the Melon Gods say he does…

(“Professor Peter’s theme” blasts on the PA system. Professor Peter walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Speaking of interesting…here comes Professor Peter.

King-Remind me…what is he a professor of..

Kris Gaffney-*groan*

[Professor Peter yells, Walter Melon yells “eat your fruit”. Professor Peter groans, and Walter Melon locks up, and he goes behind Professor Peter, and he puts him into a side head lock. Professor Peter hits a belly to back suplex. Walter Melon gets up stunned. Professor Peter hits a clothesline that knocks down Walter Melon. Professor Peter picks up Walter Melon by the hair, and he throws him into the corner. Professor Peter hits a few fists to the face in the corner. Professor Peter backs out of the corner, and he walks around the ring, and he runs to the corner, and he connects with an body avalaunche that connects to Walter Melon. Professor Peter brings him out of the corner, and he hooks Walter Melon, and he drops him with a inverted Russian leg sweep. Professor Peter goes into the cover on Walter Melon after pushing him to his back. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2….KICK OUT by Walter Melon. Professor Peter hooks him with a chin lock. The ref makes sure that it’s not a choke. It is not. Walter Melon is feeling the effects of this move, and the moves before it. Walter stays on the mat for a little bit. Finally he gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet he hits a few back elbows into the gut, and he breaks the hold. Walter Melon runs to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes, and Professor Peter counters with a one man flap jack.]

JR-Walter Melon thought he caused the separation he was looking for, but it didn’t work out for him as he wanted.

Kris Gaffney-Dewey Hangover agree’s.

Kris Gaffney-Not Hanover…ok…

[Professor Peter quickly goes for the Sock Drop, but Walter Melon moves out of the way. Professor Peter turns towards Walter Melon. Walter Melon picks him up, and he connects with a falling spine buster. Walter Melon puts his arm over Professor Peter. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………..2………….KICK OUT by Professor Peter. Walter Melon takes a few moments to rest up. Professor Peter is getting up faster than expected. Walter Melon hooks him, and he drops him with a falling slam to put him down on the mat.]

JR-Walter Melon might have Professor Peter set up.

King-Wonder if Dewey Hangover to tag in.

Kris Gaffney-If the Melon Gods are fine with it, then it’ll happen.

[Walter Melon climbs up to the top rope, he jumps off for the Fruit Smash Splash. Professor Peter gets his knee’s up, and Walter Melon stays on the knee’s. Professor Peter is able to flip Walter over into a pinning combination. The ref counts 1…………………..2…………….3!!]

JR-Walter got caught there!! Professor Peter scores the upset.

King-Is it really an upset if the Melon Gods were ok with it?

Kris Gaffney-They got an answer for everything…

(“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-This is going to be a busy night for Ryder.

King-Think he’s wondering how he’ll survive?

Kris Gaffney-Probably never again.

(“Jane” blasts on the PA system. It seems that Orange Cassidy is looking around cautiously. He seems ok, pyrotechnics blasts behind him. Cassidy falls down. He gets up, runs to ring side, and he rolls into the ring.)

JR-Seemly Orange Cassidy seems nervous.

King-If you were about to be eaten by Wretch, wouldn’t you?

Kris Gaffney-Maybe he, and Belle can talk…Belle knows a thing or two about Cassidy’s fear.

King-By the way…didn’t know that Cassidy had that pyro…

Kris Gaffney-Oh yeah…I’m just being a jerk.

[Cassidy and Ryder pace around the ring. They locks up Orange Cassidy looks around. Zack Ryder pushes Cassidy back, and he hits a drop kick which makes him fall backwards, and out of the ring. He uses the barricade to get up. He gets up, and comes face to face with a kid wearing a Wretched Nobody mask. He panicks and dives under the ring. The ref looks confused, but then he counts his final 10 count. Zack Ryder wins via count out.]

JR-Truly the most…strange match.

Kris Gaffney-Indeed….hold on…I just got a message passed to me by Prez Mike that if next week if Orange Cassidy doesn't wrestle, Prez Mike will look for him, he will find him, and he will fire him!!

King-You made that up.

Kris Gaffney-Yeah that's true...except the firing part.

King-Oh...well...that's not good for Orange.

(Zack Ryder stayed in the ring. Lights drop and the screen displays the foot of wide stone steps. As the opening chords play the shot pans up to show several steps and then Roman pillars in front of a villa style home from ancient Rome. As the song kicks into high gear with a scream the lights flash back on in the arena and the home on the screen in replaced by the words THE HOUSE OF BOTIATUS in his signature electric blue lettering and he emerges from back. He walks straight to the ring but he plays to the crowd the entire way blowing kisses and soaking in the adulation. He walks to the rings cameraside and hops onto the apron walking over to the corner where he ascends until he's kneeling with one foot is on the oversized ring post the other is on the top turnbuckle. He looks down to his left and points to the announce table. As the song kicks into it's hook the arena goes black again and a spotlight comes on Botiatus now standing. He soaks in the crowd in his signature pose. The lights return once again after the hook ends

JR-Now comes our tables match. First person to put someone through a table wins.

King-What do you think house rules say about tables?

Kris Gaffney-Their probably not for smashing them.

We hear the gentle sounds of a music box eerily creep throughout the arena growing more ominous, as Lux Aeterna Tenebrosi Stellata plays.

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen…. Brace yourselves!

Smoke crawls across the canvas surrounding everyone in the ring, at ringside and the front row of the audience. Grace walks out into the middle of the stage smiling ear to ear as the arena lights flicker again, through the strobe we see The Wretched Nobody appear from nowhere, standing with the EMF championship held proudly in the air.

Ring Announcer: Making her way down the aisle the lovely, and loathsome Morose Rose - Miss Macabre, herself, Grace Brutal! Her Dark Star hails from The Danvers State Lunatic Asylum, Salem Massachusetts and at Six Foot Eleven inches tall – at Four Hundred and Twenty Pounds he is… Your Reigning, and Defending Two Time EMF Heavyweight Champion of the Woooooorld! THE WRETCHED NOBODY!

Nobody slithers under the bottom rope, and slides back sitting in the corner. Nobody reaches for the top rope and pulls himself back to his feet. He rolls his neck and glares hard at the floor as he rocks from side to side in his corner. Grace enters the ring to take the belt from Nobody.

JR-Wretched Nobody put Kenny Omegrape through a table, and it looks like that’s what he’s going for this week.

Kris Gaffney-Sure the Melon Gods were fine with that.

King-They allow all…including his followers getting put through tables.

[Zack Ryder and Botiatus stare down each other. The Wretched Nobody doesn’t seem to care about their rivalry, and he hits a few fists to both wrestlers. Botiatus is able to throw a fist to the face, but it’s blocked by the Wretched Nobody. The Wretched Nobody doesn’t allow Botiatus to go down on the mat around ring side. Instead he lands on his feet on the apron. The Wretched Nobody grabs Zack Ryder, and he hurls him towards Botiatus, and Zack Ryder hits into Botiatus. Botiatus goes flying off of the apron. Zack Ryder stumbles backwards towards the Wretched Nobody. The Wretched Nobody picks him up Zack Ryder and he connects with a torture rack slam. The Wretched Nobody gets up to his feet. He goes into the corner, and he waits for Zack Ryder to get up to his feet for the trephination.]

JR-Wretch is setting up for the trephination.

King-Even though this isn’t going to win it for him.

[Zack Ryder gets up, and he turns around. The Wretched Nobody goes for the trephination, but Zack Ryder ducks under, and he connects with a standing drop kick that knocks him backwards. Zack Ryder stands up, and the Wretched Nobody goes over to Zack Ryder. Zack Ryder catches him, and he drops him with a inverted Russian leg sweep into the second rope. The Wretched Nobody rolls away in pain, and Zack Ryder takes a few moments to get up to his feet. Botiatus is on the apron trying to insert himself back into the match. Zack Ryder see’s this, and isn’t having it, so he hits a hard fist that knocks Botiatus off of the apron. Zack Ryder turns around just as Wretch once again goes for the trephination, but Zack Ryder is a bit quicker, and he ducks under, and he hurls him over the top rope. Wretch almost goes through a table, but just misses it. Zack Ryder rolls out of the ring.]

JR-That was a close call for it.

King-If he had the Melon Gods on his side, then it was because the Melon Gods wouldn’t allow it.

Kris Gaffney-But he doesn’t.

[Wretched Nobody staggers up to his feet. Zack Ryder goes for the Rough Ryder, but Wretched Nobody catches him into power bomb position. He would turn around. He see’s Botiatus on his way towards him. The Wretched Nobody throws Zack Ryder towards him. Botitatus is able to counter this with a catch, and an ace cutter. Seemly that wasn’t what the Wretched Nobody had in mind at all as he runs towards Botiatus. Botiatus counters with a drop toe hold that sends Wretched Nobody down into the steel steps, and he see’s that Wretch is on the steps. Botiatus climbs up on the time keeper barricade, he jumps off, and he connects with a modified version of the HOB Leg drop!! Although that hurt Botiatus rolls into the ring to recover, he brings a table with him which he sets up in the corner. He slowly gets up when….the lights turn out.]

JR-What is going on here?

King-Maybe the stadium forgot to pay their electric bill.

[Over the PA system whispers can be heard all around the stadium. A ticking sound can be heard. It’s clear these sounds are moving around various sections of the stadium. Before they get to the EMF tron. The EMF tron lights up. Slowly the plague doctor masked face of the one from the shadows stares eerily stares back.]

8:1VER

REV1:8

[Through the darkness every table around ring side bursts into flames. Botiatus is looking around not knowing what to think of this. Botiatus stands on the turnbuckles staring down at the fire of the tables. The lights suddenly turn on. The Wretched Nobody is there, he runs, he jumps and he kicks Botiatus off of the turnbuckle with a jumping version of the trephination. Botiatus goes flying, and he crashes hard into the table. The Wretched Nobody wins!!]

JR-My god King…we need to get this fire out.

King-I’m kind of ok with seeing where this goes.

(“Game on” blasts on the PA system as Tony Ikeda and Zack Ryder walk out of the ring. They step inside of the ring.)

JR-This is the last match for Ryder.

King-It’s good thing that women’s match was so epic.

Kris Gaffney-Truly, I get choked up just thinking about it…

The intro for Alien Angel plays as the lights dim, with two spot lights on the stage as Tre Misanthrope is isolated, his back to the audience and his arms outstretched. After the first build-up, the song cuts to the chorus, where he turns around and raises one finger to the sky, staring above him. He makes his way to the ring, stopping halfway down the ramp to extend his arms again and scream, before running to the ring and sliding under the ropes. He stands up again, extending his arms one last time before punching the mat, staring down as if he is praying until the music fades out. The Black Dahlia Murder - Reciept plays over the arena speakers. The crowd anxiously anticipates the entrance of Atticus Chambers as the fog machines spew fog at the entrance but are surprised to find half a dozen state police and several federal agents entering the arena via the ramp. They crowd the entrance with nightsticks and handcuffs ready as they also anxiously anticipate the arrival of Atticus. Then suddenly the lights of the arena kick off with a thud from the main breaker. The arena blanketed in darkness and infected by an ocean like whisper from the crowd. Cellphones and lights illuminate sporadically through the arena, though not providing sufficient lighting, create an ambient aura. The lights turn on just in time to see Atticus descending from the rafters by a black rope and land in the ring ready to rage war. The crowd cheers at the unexpected entrance.

JR-These two don’t seem to work together, but they have been able to work together as a stable.

King-Well…that’s because seemly they have avoided each other.

Kris Gaffney-Although maybe they’ll put it together, and get this match…or maybe the threat of Eris getting impaled might bring them together.

King-Spoiler alert….

JR-These two were put together, and have been a great team together.

King-Almost epic.

Kris Gaffney-Can’t say after that last women’s match.

[Tony Ikeda and Tre Misanthrope start out first in the ring, and they throw fists to the face. Tre Misanthrope ducks under, and he takes him down with a double leg take down, and Tre Misanthrope hits a few fists to the face. Tre Misanthrope knowing that he has only so many corners to go to without a person in it goes into the corner unoccupied, and he sets him up as he pushes him into the corner. He hits a knife edge chop that echo’s through out the arena, and then another one, and then another one. Tre Misanthrope is able to pull him out of the corner. He whips him to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes, and he jumps in the air, and he connects with a flying back elbow. Tre Misanthrope picks him up, he brings his corner, he makes the tag to Atticus Chambers. Tre Misanthrope sets up Tony Ikeda, and he lifts him up, and he drops him with a vertical suplex. Atticus Chambers runs to the ropes, and he jumps up, and drops him with a senton.]

JR-Great tag team work.

King-That’s quite a surprise from these two.

Kris Gaffney-But then again…Matt Dragon and Road found a way to co-existed, before they decided that the federation wasn’t big enough for the both of them.

[Atticus Chambers goes into the cover on Tony Ikeda. The ref counts 1…………2……..KICK OUT by Tony Ikeda. Atticus Chambers picks up Tony Ikeda, and he whips him to the ropes, as Tony Ikeda bounces off of the ropes. Zack Ryder makes the tag. Atticus Chambers saw this, and he tries to attack Zack Ryder, but Zack Ryder grabs Atticus Chambers head, and he drops down with a hang man. Atticus Chambers stumbles backwards. Zack Ryder climbs up to the top rope, and he waits for Atticus Chambers to get where he wants him, and he jumps off of the top rope, and he connects with a missile drop kick that kcnoks Atticus Chambers backwards. He hits hard, and he falls into a seated position. Zack Ryder looks around as the crowd builds up, and he backs up. He fist pumps Woo! Woo! Woo! He runs to the corner, and he connects with the broski boot. Zack Ryder goes into the cover on Atticus Chambers. The ref counts 1……………2…….Atticus Chambers kicks out!!]

JR-Atticus Chambers kicks out.

King-Too close.

[Zack Ryder measures up on Atticus Chambers, and he sets up. He goes for the Rough Ryder. Atticus Chambers catches him, Atticus Chambers staggers backwards, and Primetime tags himself in. “Primetime” Bad Boy gets into the ring. He hits a super kick to the gut of Atticus Chambers. Zack Ryder lands on his feet. “Primetime” Bad Boy connects with a reverse neck breaker.]

JR-“Primetime” just might have sneaked into the ring, and primed his team for a victory.

King-That’s an interesting way to put it.

[Atticus Chambers gets up to his feet. Primetime goes for a kick, and the Primetime Stunner, but Atticus Chambers is able to push Primetime off, John Mosely makes the tag to himself on his tag team partner. Atticus Chambers makes the tag to Tre. Both wrestlers run at each other. Tre Misanthrope ducks John Mosely’s attack, he kicks him in the gut, sets him up, and drops him for his Eternal Wrath. Tre goes into the cover on John Mosely. The ref counts 1………..2……….3!!]

JR-Mosely attack didn’t work out for him, Tre’s did.

King-Also Luna was a bitch!

Kris Gaffney-Sure that were the only people who found that funny…but oh well…

(Tre and Atticus Chambers get out of the ring. They stare down the rest of the teams still in the ring from the top of the stage, we go to dark.)