EMF: Saturday Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes over the screen as we go into EMF Shockwave video. Once it ends, we go into the darken arena as pyrotechnics blasts off on the stage. The lights turn on as fans are drastically not as afraid as they were last week. Anyways they wave their signs, and scream. Some of the signs say "I killed Nat!", "Chyna is the SNIPER!", and "I'm a FOOL".)

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, and we have quite a show tonight. I'm good ol' JR along side Jerry "the King" Lawler, and Kris "KG" Gaffney.

King-That's an understatement, tonight we see some revenge matches on this card, while Abyss and Rad will fight for the TV title contendership

Kris Gaffney-Should be interesting…

("If you Smell" blasts on the PA system as the Rock walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-The Rock is coming off losing the Extreme title.

King-But it seems like he's not quite finished with the Extreme world.

Kris Gaffney-It's funny they fired Michael Cole, but Tommy Wiseau remains untouch.

King-He must feel he's a national treasure.

Kris Gaffney-I wonder if Nick Cage will be trying to find him in the next National Treasure..

("Man Beast" blasts on the PA system as Rhyno comes out of the back, and runs to the ring.)

JR-This is a great surprise, Rhyno is a EMF veteran, and the last ECW champion.

King-Should be interesting to see if he still has it.

[The Rock and Rhyno face off in the middle of the ring, and then Rhyno throws the first punch, and the Rock throws another, the Rock hits a few punches to the face of Rhyno. Rhyno stumbles backwards, and then the Rock tries to whip Rhyno to the ropes, but it's reversed by Rhyno. The Rock hooks the ropes, and Rhyno charges at the Rock, but the Rock counters by throwing Rhyno over the top rope, and he goes crashing down on the mat below. The Rock rolls out of the ring as Rhyno stumbles up to his feet, and the Rock grabs Rhyno by the hair, and then he brings Rhyno over the steel steps, and then he smashes Rhyno on the steel steps. Rhyno falls to a knee, and the Rock takes out a Singapore cane. Rhyno stumbles up to his feet, and as Rhyno turns around, the Rock hits a cane shot to the gut that doubles over Rhyno. The Rock measures, and hits a cane shot to the back that takes down. The Rock throws down the cane, and the Rock gets ready as Rhyno gets up to his feet, and the Rock hits a running forearm shot that takes down Rhyno. The Rock picks up Rhyno, and throws Rhyno into the ring, and then he rolls into the ring with him. The Rock hits a few stomps on the downed Rhyno, the ref warns him, and the Rock backs off. And Rhyno goes into the corner, and the Rock hits a few punches to the face of Rhyno as he gets up to his feet. He hits a few fists to the face, and then the Rock spits on his fist on the last punch, and hits a final one that almost knocks Rhyno out of the ring completely.]

JR-Rhyno is being dominated thus far.

King-Well it's been quite a long time since he's faced EMF talent.

Kris Gaffney-Even when he was…at times he struggled…

[The Rock whips to the opposite side of the ring, and he crashes into the corner. The Rock charges at Rhyno, but Rhyno thinking quickly hits a back elbow to the face that stumbles back the Rock. Rhyno measures up, and hits a GORE out of no where, Rhyno goes into the cover on the Rock, and he gets a 1…………….2………..kick out by the Rock! Rhyno can't believe he didn't get the three count, but he doesn't argue too much he rolls out of the ring, and then grabs a steel chair, and throws it into the ring, and he rolls into the ring, and he goes to a corner, and he takes off the second turnbuckle cover, and he goes to the opposite corner, and he measures as the Rock slowly gets to his feet, and Rhyno goes for the gore, but the Rock side steps this one, and throws him into the corner with the unprotected corner, but Rhyno is able to stop himself with his arm. Rhyno turns around as the Rock charges at Rhyno, but Rhyno counters with a drop toe hold that sends the Rock into the unprotected turnbuckle. Rhyno backs up right by the chair on the mat, and the Rock stumble sbackwards, and turns around. Rhyno kicks Rock in the gut, and puts him in piledriver position, lifts him up, and drives him down with a piledriver on the chair! Rhyno goes into the cover on the Rock once again, and the ref counts the 1………………2………………….KICK OUT once again! Rhyno hits the mat in frustration.]

JR-I have no idea how the Rock kicked out of that last move.

King-He has a hard head, I guess…

[Rhyno goes into the cover, and motions for the Rock to get up, once he gets up. Rhyno goes for the gore, but the Rock kicks Rhyno in the face, Rhyno stumbles around, right into the Rock Bottom right on the chair! The Rock goes into the cover on Rhyno, and the ref counts the 1…………………………………..2………………….3!!]

JR-The Rock did it!

King-He pulled that one….

(The Rock is celebrating his win by posing on the turnbuckle, he jumps down, and he gets turned around, but whoever did it, he was ready as he throws a fist that knocks Taz down. The ECW superstars with Paul Heyman start to slowly fill into the ring, the Rock tries to fight them off. But that's stopped when Taz comes from behind, and hits a low blow, and the entire group starts to beat down the Rock, taking turns hitting a finisher, before standing tall. Suddenly a familiar face that we haven't seen in a long time comes down to the ring, John Morrison comes into the ring, and brings the Rock over to the corner, sets up, jumps up, and hits Starship Pain.)

JR-What is John Morrison doing here? He's not ECW…

Kris Gaffney-Well...

King-THAT DOESN'T COUNT!

The EMF returns from commercial break to find Paul Heyman sitting behind the desk in his office. The look on Heyman's face is an intense one, as he stares at the screen on his laptop, and quietly rambles almost incoherently to somebody over his cell phone. After a few seconds, he violently flips his phone shut, laying it on the desk, and then slamming the laptop closed as well. No sooner than the laptop closes, Heyman's head jerks up to see somebody standing in his office.

John Morrison:"What's got you so up tight? You should be in a good mood right now. Wasn't that beautiful what happened to The Rock at the start of the show?"

Heyman:"Oh, nothing. It's nothing. Merely some last minute business negotiations that are going on. You know what, actually, I'm not up tight at all. No, I'm actually very happy. You're right, what happened to the Rock just a little bit ago was indeed a thing of beauty. And I applaud you, for taking the initiative, and making an impact upon your return."

John Morrison:"Well, thank you Paul. I can call you Paul right? Of course I can. After all, I am The Guru Of Greatness. And I proved it when I laid out The Rock and sent him for a ride on the Starship Pain. I mean, did you see how many flashes went off when I came crashing down on top of him? The photogs and the paparazzi were ecstatic that I was out there tonight. They were salivating at the fact that they were actually getting to witness true greatness in the ring."

Heyman:"Yes, well, that's all fine and good John, but I do have one question for you. When I contacted you and told you that I wanted you to do me a favor, and that of course, was to take out The Rock, I didn't mean for you to get involved out there tonight. The ECW Originals had everything under control. They were more than capable, and certainly ready, to give Rocky the beating of a life time. So, what exactly made you think that you could interfere in ECW affairs?"

John Morrison:"Whoa, calm down there Mr. CEO. Look, I'm a former EMF Extreme Champion. I'm the Prince Of Popcore. I may not have ever wrestled in the original ECW, but I believe that I embody everything that it stood for. I'm an original myself. I don't conform to anybody, or anything. I do everything my own way, on my own terms. I mean, hell, my former tag team partner is now my butler. Speaking of Joseph Mercury, he's just outside if you would like him to get you something."

Heyman:*Mumbling* "Not unless he can get a private army to protect me."

John Morrison:"I'm sorry, I didn't here you. What did you say you wanted Joseph to get you?"

Heyman:"Oh, nothing. Look, I asked you to come to my office because, honestly, I wanted to congratulate you on your return to the EMF. As well as on the statement that you made tonight by attacking The Rock. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some more business to attend to. Be sure to shut the door on your way out."

Morrison lowers his sunglasses down over his eyes and turns, walking out of the office in what seems to be complete slow motion. Heyman watches in total amazement right up to the point when the door closes and everything seems to return to normal. He flips his laptop back open, and begins to roll his finger over the track pad, when there is suddenly a loud bang out in the hall.

Heyman:*Climbing under his desk* "Oh my god, he's found me!"

Morrison:*Front the hall* "Dammit Joseph, you dropped the tray you had fixed me for dinner. Why is it so hard to find a good former tag team partner to be your butler these days?"

The scene quickly shifts back to Heyman, who is curled in a fetus position under his desk, eyes wide open, and mumbling to himself as the scene cuts to another commercial break.

("Generic theme" blasts on the PA system as Amy Dumas, and Jackie Gayda walks to the ring in robes. Amy is wearing a red one, Jackie is wearing a .)

King-Well Amy sure is wearing her color.

Kris Gaffney-In more ways than one.

("Holla" blasts on the PA system as Kelly Kelly walks out in her as Chyna is far back of her in a purple robe.)

King-Is she a woman or a man.

Kris Gaffney-I can't tell….*starts to cry* I can't tell!!!

JR-Ok…way too emotional there.

[The girls take off their robes as they have to fight this match in their bra and thongs (OOC The robes match the colors). Anyways Jackie Gayda, and Kelly Kelly stand in the middle of the ring, and they talk trash, and Kelly Kelly points to her, Jackie Gayda grabs her hand, and hits an arm drag take down. Kelly Kelly gets up to her feet, and Kelly Kelly gets knocked down with a running clothesline that knocks down Kelly Kelly. Kelly Kelly is stunned as she gets up to her feet, and Jackie Gayda hits a drop kick that knocks down right into the corner, and Jackie Gayda shrugs her shoulders to Amy as she turns around, but before Jackie can execute the thong stink face, Kelly Kelly rolls out of the ring, thanking god that she avoided that. Jackie turns around , but before she is able to do a move to Kelly. Kelly Kelly takes down Jackie Gayda with a trip. Kelly Kelly rolls to the inside of the ring, and makes the tag to Chyna, Chyna comes into the ring, and Chyna charges at Jackie Gayda. Jackie Gayda ducks Chyna, and hits a kick to the gut, and hits a quick DDT that plants Chyna down on the mat, and Amy Dumas puts her hand out for a tag, and Jackie Gayda makes the tag to Amy. Amy comes into the ring, and Jackie Gayda holds up Chyna, and holds her in a Russian leg sweep. Amy Dumas backs to the ropes, and comes off of the ropes, and hits a diving clothesline that knocks Chyna back down to the mat, and Amy Dumas hits a few stomps on the downed Chyna who is down on the mat. Amy Dumas backs away, and Chyna gets up in the corner, and Amy Dumas hits a few forearm shots to the face, and Amy tries to whip Chyna to the corner, but it's reversed, and Amy crashes into the corner. Chyna charges at Amy, but Amy is able to hit a quick kick to the face. Chyna stumbles backwards, and Amy comes out of the corner. Chyna goes for a clothesline, but Amy Dumas ducks the clothesline, but it's turned into a kick and a whip lash DDT!]

JR-Amy Dumas might be on the verge of a big win.

King-Yeah…but she's going to have to drag Chyna to the corner.

Kris Gaffney- I don't think I could do that…

King-I don't think Chris Masters could do that.

Kris Gaffney-Of course he can't do that…he loses to women…all the time!

[Amy Dumas climbs up to the top rope, and measures up, but before she can hit the Litasault, Kelly Kelly grabs a hold of her foot. Amy Dumas kicks Kelly Kelly off, but this gave Chyna time to rest up, and she comes from behind Amy, and hits a low blow on Amy, Amy looks back confused at Chyna, Chyna doesn't seem to mind as she changes her plan of action, and she puts Amy on her shoulders and hits a massive gut buster. Amy obviously is really effected by this due to her pregnancy's. Chyna hits a few stomps on Amy Dumas. Chyna picks up Amy, and whips her to the ropes, and as she comes off of the ropes, Jackie Gayda makes a blind side tag to Amy Dumas. Jackie Gayda comes into the ring as Chyna picks up Amy, and holds her up in a military press, but Jackie Gayda hits a chop block to the back of the leg of Chyna. Chyna stumbles back in pain, and Jackie Gayda gets Amy out of the ring, but this gives Kelly Kelly the chance to make the tag to Chyna, and she comes into the ring, and Jackie Gayda turns around, and gets hit with a back kick to the face that knocks down Jackie Gayda, Kelly Kelly picks up Jackie Gayda, and whips her to the ropes, and she bounces off of the ropes, and Kelly Kelly hits a back elbow that knocks down Jackie Gayda. Kelly Kelly smiles as she thinks she has this match in control.]

JR-Kelly Kelly and Chyna have played a smart match thus far.

King-Don't ever put smart and Chyna in the same sentence.

[Jackie is on her hands, and knee's Kelly Kelly goes for the K2, but Jackie moves out of the way, Kelly crashes into the mat. Slowly she gets up to her feet, and Jackie Gayda lifts up Kelly Kelly for the F-Off, but Chyna is coming into the ring, and Jackie drops Kelly Kelly, and Jackie hits a kick to the guy, and throws Chyna in the ring post, and Kelly Kelly. Blinsides Jackie with a thrust kick to the face, and Jackie falls into the corner, but suddenly before she can finish the match. Amy Dumas comes into the ring, and spears her out of the ring, and starts to hammer away at Kelly Kelly. Amy gets Kelly Kelly up, and the ref believes that this match has gotten out of control, so he calls for the bell, just as Amy whips Kelly Kelly hard into the barricade. Inside of the ring Chyna charges at Jackie Gayda, but Jackie Gayda hits a drop toe hold that sends Chyna face first into the turnbuckle. Chyna is sitting down, Amy and Jackie who are now in the ring shrug their shoulders. Jackie corners Chyna, and gives her thong stink face!]

JR-That just might be for good measure.

King-I think the crowd wanted Amy to do it.

Kris Gaffney-I think something else wanted it to be Amy too..but an imbalance in the force prevented it..

(Chyna rolls out of the ring gagging, and yells something at Jackie as we go to commercial.)

("Monster" blasts on the PA as Abyss walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Abyss is coming off a loss at First Blood.

King-I guess he can't be happy with the TV title loss.

Kris Gaffney- I wasn't happy that my career suck, do you hear me complaining?

King-Yes….

Kris Gaffney-and I should do it more..AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

("Walk" blasts on the PA system as Rad Hazard walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Unlike Abyss, Rad had quite a good First Blood.

King-I guess Abyss might want to ruin his day.

Kris Gaffney-And get a chance to get his TV title.

King-I think that's secondary…

[Abyss and Rad Hazard are in opposite corners, and then Abyss throws a fist to the face, and Abyss throws the first fist. But Rad Hazard is able to duck under, and Rad Hazard is able to duck under. Rad Hazard runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes. He comes off of the ropes, and Abyss turns around, and Abyss gets hit with a low drop kick to the leg. Abyss stumbles around hurt a little bit on the leg, and then Rad Hazard hits a kick to the back of the head as Abyss goes down for a few moments holding the back of his head. Abyss is hurting as Rad Hazard hits a few stomps on the downed Abyss. Rad Hazarde gets pushed back by Abyss. Rad Hazard is in the corner, and Rad Hazard notices that he has limited room to move as Abyss gets up to his feet, and Abyss charges at Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard counters by ducking through the ropes, and hitting a double foot to the face of Abyss. Abyss stumbles backwards, and Rad Hazard measures up, and sling shots himself up the top rope, and leaps off of the top rope. Rad Hazard connects with a flying back elbow that knocks down Abyss. Abyss this time is fairly stunned, so that Rad Hazard is going to try to make sure that Abyss isn't vertical again. Rad Hazard grabs one of the leg of Abyss, and hits a hits a few elbow drops into the leg. Rad Hazard gets up to his feet, and hits a leg snap on Abyss. Abyss is in pain, and Rad Hazard backs away from Abyss. Abyss rolls in the corner, and Rad Hazard hits a few forearm shots to the face of Abyss. Rad Hazard whips Abyss to the corner, Rad Hazard crashes in the corner. Rad Hazard charges at Abyss. Abyss goes for a boot to the face, and Rad Hazard slides out of the ring. Rad Hazard is able to trip up Abyss, and drags him, and sets him up, and Rad Hazard smashes Abyss leg against the ring post, and then he grabs it again, and does it again.]

JR-Rad Hazard is trying to chop down Abyss down to his size.

King-That's easier said than done.

Kris Gaffney-But the standard practice of smaller wrestlers…some day big men will learn.

[Rad Hazard jumps on the apron, and waits for Abyss to start to get up, so he pumps up the crowd until he is ready to get to that point. Then he gets up to the top rope, and he measures, and leaps off of the top rope for a cross body block, and Abyss catches, and Rad Hazard is being held in the hands of Abyss. Who drives Rad Hazard down with a falling slam, and both wrestlers are down on the mat, the ref would start his standing ten count, and before the ref can go up to any number worth mentioning, they are both able to get up to their feet, and Rad Hazard is able to throw a fist to the face, and Abyss is able to block it, and hit a big head butt that sends Rad Hazard down to the mat. Rad Hazard gets up to his feet, but he's really stunned, and he stumbles around. Rad Hazard gets pushed back to the corner by Abyss, and Abyss is able to hit a few shoulder blocks into the gut that stun Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard is stunned enough that he can be whipped out of the corner, and Rad hazard hits hard on the turnbuckle stumbles out of the corner, and then he comes out of the corner, and Abyss picks up Rad Hazard for a military press, and then hits a military press slam. Rad hazard is in pain, Rad Hazard slowly gets up to his feet, and Abyss picks up Rad Hazard, and hits a shock treatment, and Rad Hazard is down on the mat, and Abyss now pumps up the crowd. He reaches down, and pulls Rad Hazard up off of the mat by the throat, and lifts up Rad Hazard, and hits a choke slam! Abyss goes into the cover on Rad Hazard, and the ref counts the 1………………….2……………….kick out by Rad Hazard!]

JR-Abyss almost got the three count there.

King-But now he needs to keep from getting frustrated.

Kris Gaffney-Better said, than done.

[Abyss picks up Rad Hazard, and whips him to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes, and Abyss picks him up for the Black hole slam, but as he follows through, Rad Hazard gets his arm and legs in position, and rolls right into a small package. Abyss struggles to get out of the pinning combination, but can't do it as the ref counts the 1…………….2……………..3!]

JR-Rad Hazard wins the match!

King-That's a shocker.

(OOC-I already put the match off, so Rad RPed last, so that's why I had him win.)

("Slither" blasts on the PA system as Firestorm walks to the ring, "Bad Company" blasts on the PA system as Dewey Pond follows.)

JR-This is an odd team, but both have the common ground of being champions.

King-And rivals at times.

Kris Gaffney-Well at least they know what they can do.

("Game On" blasts on the PA system as Tony Ikeda walks to the ring, "Through the fire, and the flames" blasts on the PA system as Troy Gafgen walks to the ring.)

JR-Tony Ikeda has a link to both Firestorm and Dewey Pond.

King-Yeah, so why is Troy here?

Kris Gaffney-I guess because he's a former IC champion.

[Firestorm and Tony Ikeda pace around the ring, they lock up, Firestorm is able to put Toyn Ikeda into an arm ringer. Firestorm holds Tony Ikeda with an arm bar, and then Tony Ikeda looks for a way out of the hold, and then he is able to hit an arm drag from that move to break the arm bar, and then Tony Ikeda looks around not knowing what to make of this situation, and then Troy Gafgen seems to want in, so he tags in himself, and Tony Ikeda shrugs his shoulders knowing that the bigger wrestler starting might be a good idea, and Troy Gafgen gets in the ring, and he charges at Firestorm. Firestorm counters with a drop toe holds that sends Troy Gafgen face first into the mat, Troy Gafgen stumbles up to his feet stunned, and Troy Gafgen turns around, and gets met with a standing drop kick that knocks Troy Gafgen backwards right into the corner of Firestorm and Dewey Pond. Firestorm gets up, and starts a 10 punch combo 1……….2……….3……….4………5……….6……..7……….8, Troy Gafgen is able to swat Firestorm down off of the 10 punch combo. Dewey Pond seemly cheering on his partner gets too close to his former partner for Troy's liking, and Troy Gafgen knocks Dewey Pond off of the apron so that he won't do anything (well, in his mind anyways, anyways). Troy Gafgen see's Firestorm slowly getting up to his feet, and Troy Gafgen pulls him up the rest of the way, but Firestorm throws his arms off, and then Firestorm hits a super kick that lands on Troy Gafgen. Troy Gafgen stumbles around dazed, and Firestorm sets up Troy Gafgen, and hits a side Russian leg sweep, and goes to the outside, and climbs up to the top rope, and leaps off of the top rope, and hits a big splash off of the top rope, and Firestorm goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1……………………………2………………….kick out by Troy Gafgen. Firestorm see's Dewey Pond wants a tag.]

JR-It seems like Dewey Pond wants some revenge for Troy hitting him.

King-We all want revenge on Troy.

Kris Gaffney- Just because he took your millionth wife…

King-……

[Firestorm twists Troy Gafgen's arm, and drags him to the corner, and makes the tag to Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond climbs up to the tope rope, and comes down on the arm. Troy Gafgen stumbles in pain, and Dewey Pond measures up on Troy Gafgen, and hits a few fists to the face, and tries to whip him to the ropes, but Troy Gafgen is able to reverse the whip, and he bounces off of the ropes. He comes off of the ropes, and Troy Gafgen goes for a big boot, Dewey Pond is able to slide under Troy Gafgen, and then he goes for a hurricanarana, but it's countered with a diving power bomb, and Troy Gafgen falls backwards after the impact, and he looks at his corner as Tony Ikeda is clearly ready to make a tag. Troy Gafgen makes the tag, and Tony Ikeda comes into the ring, and Tony Ikeda marches over to Dewey Pond, Dewey Pond throws a fist at Tony Ikeda, but it's blocked, and returned. Dewey Pond goes down to the mat, and Tony Ikeda whips Dewey Pond off of the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes, and as he bounces off of the ropes, Tony Ikeda hits a one man flap jack that sends Dewey Pond down to the mat. Slowly Dewey Pond gets up stunned, Tony Ikeda kicks him in the gut, and sets up Dewey Pond in a vertical suplex position, and hits it. Tony Ikeda runs to the ropes, and comes off of the ropes. Then hits a knee drop to the face that makes Dewey Pond hold his face in pain, and Tony Ikeda takes his time, and measures up Dewey Pond, and Dewey Pond slowly gets up to his feet, and once he does. Dewey Pond is hooked for the full nelson suplex, but Dewey Pond is able to elbow out of it, but Tony Ikeda counters by throwing Dewey Pond hard into the ring post.]

JR-Dewey Pond got out of Tony Ikeda's finisher, but got thrown hard into the ring post.

King-That's like out of the frying pan, and into the fire.

Kris Gaffney-Well…it's about the opposite, but oh well.

[Dewey Pond slowly pulls himself out of the corner. Tony Ikeda mocks Pond as he turns around, and nails Firestorm with a punch. Tony Ikeda smiles about this, but suddenly Dewey Pond comes from behind and tries to roll up Tony Ikeda. But Tony Ikeda holds on the ropes, Dewey Pond tries to complete the move, but the ref tries to make him break up the roll up, but that leaves a blind spot, and Tony Ikeda hits a low blow on Dewey Pond. Tony Ikeda hits the full nelson suplex on Dewey Pond, and goes into the cover on Dewey Pond for the 1…………..2…………..3!]

JR-Tony Ikeda got the pin for his team.

King-But I don't think he's done..

(Tony Ikeda stares down Firestorm, and throws him into the ring, and yells a few things to Firestorm. He picks up Firestorm, and goes for another full nelson suplex, but Firestorm hits a few elbows, and reverses it to out of no where a Firestarter! Firestorm stands tall as Shockwave goes off of the air.)

(OOC-Might change the after match stuff, as it's not exactly what I planned originally. But I might end up keeping it too, since it still does accomplish enough to make the next step to make sense, and hopefully follows in what Firestorm wants to accomplish. So yeah..we'll see.)