EMF: Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen.)

(We open up in the darken arena. Pyrotechnics blasts on the stage, and the lights turn on after the pyrotechnics blasts on the stage. Fans yell, and wave their signs. Camera’s zoom out to display the location information. We go into another shot of the crowd as the commentators talk over the shot.)

JR-Tonight the EMF comes to you live from New Orleans, Louisiana. Welcome to Saturday Shockwave. Hello, and welcome. I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross. I’m joined by Jerry “the King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney.

King-Tonight we find out who face each other for a World title shot.

Kris Gaffney-Should be interesting, both are triple threats.

King-To some…triple threat is just another way to say one on one!

JR-Let’s get started with the opening match of the night.

**Lights go completely black and the sounds of Motorcycles revving can be heard throughout the arena as visuals of The Wolf Pack Harley’s can be seen on the tron. The lights begin flashing, Joyner Lucas- “Look Alive” (Remix) hits as smoke filling the arena as a visual of group of motorcycles is on the ramp. The backstage certain moves and out comes Levi. The crowd lets out cheers as Levi stands at the center of the ramp and beats his chest He looks around with a smile on his face and he beats his chest before sprinting down the stage.**

JR-Levi is the Extreme Champion.

King-He’s never faced any member of the Bullet Club before.

Kris Gaffney-Well, this is the first time for that.

(Lights flash through the arena as "Switchblade" by Yonosuke Kitamura hits.)

(Jay White steps out from the back, Too Sweet symbol in the air. At the top of the stage, he turns his back, then turns back around using his thumb to slide across his throat before making his ascend to the ring. He gets in the ring, walks to the center, again slides his thumb across his throat and then tosses up the TOO SWEET! Before making his way to his corner as he waits for his match to begin.)

JR-Jay White just recently debuted in the EMF.

[Jay White and Levi start out throwing fists to the face, neither is backing down. Jay White hits a knee lift into the gut, Levi is stunned. Jay White whips Levi to the ropes, but as Levi hits the ropes, Jay White grabs a hold of the ropes. Jay White runs at Levi, Levi counters with a back body drop that sends Jay White flying over the top rope, and he crashes hard down on the mat. Levi takes a few moments to measure up, and he runs towards the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, and he connects with a suicide dive that connects on Jay White. Levi takes a few moments to rest up, he grabs Jay White, and he throws him into the ring. Jay White tries to attack Levi as he jumps on the apron, but Levi is able to counter it with a hang man, and he slide sinot the ring this itme, and he ducks under a wild fist by Jay White, and he connects with a back flip kick that sends Jay White stumbling backwards, and Levi runs towards the corner, and he connects with a clothesline in the corner. Jay White looks like he’s going to stumble out of the corner, but then he falls into the corner into a seated position, and Levi connects with a few stomps on the downed Jay White, and he backs up, and he comes back, and he connects with a cannonball. Levi goes out of the ring, and he grabs a chair.]

JR-So far it’s avoided the hardcore elements, but things are about to change.

King-Guess he wanted to make it a pure wrestling match to this point…that’s lame.

Kris Gaffney-Your lame!

[Levi steps inside of the ring, but seemly Jay White has already recovered faster than he at expected as he has pulled himself up in the corner, and he runs towards the corner for some sort of move, but we won’t know what, because Jay White kicks the chair back into his face. Levi is stunned, and Jay White goes towards him, and lifts him up, and he drops him with a Ura-nage on the chair. Levi seems out of it, Jay White goes right into the cover on Levi. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2…KICK OUT by Levi!! Jay White takes a few moments to rest up after taking quite a few moves to this point. Both wrestlers are slow to get up to their feet, Levi goes for a kick to the head, but Levi ducks under, and he connects with a knife edge chop to the chest. The crowd yells “WWOOOOO”, and he hits another one to a similar reaction from the crowd. Jay White tries to whip Levi to the ropes, but Levi reverses the whip. Jay White bounces off of the ropes. Jay White connects with a running lariat that puts down Levi. Jay White takes a few moments to once again rest up, and Levi is slow to get up to his feet. Jay White lifts up Levi, and he drops him with a running death valley driver. Jay White goes into the cover on Levi once again. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………….2……………KICK OUT by Levi!!]

JR-Almost three there.

King-Switchblade is going to have to figure out the one thing that will win this match.

Kris Gaffney-Not always easy.

[Levi gets picked up by Jay White. Levi counters with a jaw breaker. Levi goes to the ropes, Jay White runs at him, and Levi counters with a hot shot dropping Jay White. Levi goes outside of the ring, and he sling shots himself up to the top rope, and he goes for a 450 spring board splash, but Jay White grabs the chair, and he holds it up. Levi crashes into the chair. Levi stumbles around in pain. Jay White gets up, and he hooks Levi, and he drops him with the Blade Runner!! Levi seems out of it. Jay White goes into the cover on Levi. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2……………3!!]

JR-Jay White was able to use that chair to find an opening, and he got the victory over Levi.

(“The duck song” blasts on the PA system. Kenny Omegrape walks out on the stage looking confused, and he steps inside of the ring. He looks up, and a moon shaped grape with a face on it’s face lands on his head.)

JR-You think were about to be sued by Nintendo?

King-Na…we can’t control acts of god.

Kris Gaffney-Good save.

The lights in the arena fade and smoke begins to arise at the top of the entrance ramp. As " ONE " begins to play over the speakers The Lone Wolf steps out onto the entrance ramp. Staring down into the ring at his opponent Brayden slowly makes his way down the ramp and inside the ring.

JR-Brayden Wolfe has been very impressive.

King-Not so much….for GOD.

Kris Gaffney-Very difficult standard to live up to.

[Kenny Omegrape walks around the ring eating grapes. Brayden Wolfe runs at him, and he goes for a clothesline, but Kenny Omegrape ducks under, and he runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Brayden Wolfe connects with a hip toss on Kenny Omegrape hits hard into the mat. Brayden Wolfe runs to the ropes, and he connects with a running forearm shot to the face that knocks down Kenny Omegrape. Kenny Omegrape is slow to get up to his feet. Brayden Wolfe tries to end the match right here as he picks up Kenny Omegrape on his shoulder for the BW Driver, but he is able to slide out of the back. Kenny Omegrape runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Brayden Wolfe connects with a spinning spine buster on Kenny Omegrape. Brayden Wolfe goes into the cover on Kenny Omegrape. The ref goes into position to make the count, the ref counts 1……………2……..KICK OUT by Kenny Omegrape. BRayden Wofle connects with a few stomps on the downed Kenny Omegrape. Kenny Omegrape is slow to get up to his feet. Brayden Wolfe connects with a few fists to the face, and he attempts to whip Kenny Omegrape off of the ropes, but it’s reversed by Kenny Omegrape off of the ropes. Brayden Wolfe ducks under a clothesline by Kenny Omegrape. Brayden Wolfe kicks him in the gut, and he sets him up, and he lifts him up, and he connects with the Call!!]

JR-Brayden Wolfe lands with the call.

King-If the Melon Gods weren’t on their side, I’d worry.

Kris Gaffney-Although with how much they help their followers…I’d still worry.

[Brayden Wolfe goes into the cover on Kenny Omegrape. The ref goes into position to make the count, the ref counts 1………………2….KICK OUT by Kenny Omegrape. Brayden Wolfe picks up Kenny Omegrape, Kenny Omegrape counters with a jaw breaker that knocks him backwards. This stumbles Brayden Wolfe backwards inot the ropes. Kenny Omegrape gets up to his feet, and he runs towards the ropes, and he connects with a clothesline over the top rope that sends him flying over the top rope, and he crashes into the mat around ringside. Kenny Omegrape takes a few moments to rest up, and he watches as Brayden Wolfe gets up to his feet. Kenny Omegrape runs towards the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and he jumps through the ropes, and he connects with a suicide dive. Both wrestlers are down on the mat. Both wrestlers are slow to get up to their feet. Kenny Omegrape throws him into the ring. Kenny Omegrape jumps on the apron, he climbs up to the top rope, and he waits for Brayden Wolfe. Kenny Omegrape jumps off of the top rope, and he connects with a cross body block. Kenny Omegrape puts him into a pinning combination. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2…KICK OUT by Brayden Wolfe!!]

JR-Almost three.

King-Guess Brayden shouldn’t have messed with…GOD.

Kris Gaffney-I’m sure he’ll know better next time.

[Kenny Omegrape picks up Brayden, and he tries to lift him up for the Geese Oil, but Brayden floats over Kenny turns towards Brayden. Brayden lifts up Kenny Omegrape, and he drops him with the BW Driver!! Brayden goes into the cover on Kenny. The ref goes into position to make the count.T he ref counts 1…………2…………..3!!]

JR-Brayden however had one more counter to get the victory.

King-The Melon Gods might have plans for Brayden Wolfe!

("Bone Thus-n- Harmony" blasts on the PA system. The Vance walks to the ring with his Nova Scotian flag very confident. He steps inside of the ring, and he waits for the bell to ring. )

JR-The Vance has had mixed results since coming to the EMF.

Kris Gaffney-Well…it does only take one win.

King-Yeah…I think he needs to consider this isn’t the person to do it against.

JR-This is definitely not going to be easy.

King-The sooner you just agree with everything I have to say, the better.

[The Vance and the Wretched Nobody goes face to face. The bell rings, and the Vance throws fists, and he runs to the ropes, but the Wretched Nobody takes down the Vance with a hard shoulder block. The Vance hits hard into the mat, and he slowly gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. The Wretched Nobody connects with a head butt that knocks him backwards into the corner. He stumbles backwards. The Wretched Nobody runs into the corner, and he connects with a body avalanche. The Wretched Nobody backs out of the corner. The Vance stumbles out of the corner, and he gets picked up by the Wretched Nobody who lifts him up, and he drops the Vance with a side walk slam. The Wretched Nobody doesn’t go for the cover, instead he connects with a few stomps on the downed The Vance, and then he backs away as the ref is about to make him. The Wretched Nobody holds up his hand as the Vance is slow to get up to his feet. The Vance gets grabbed around the throat as he reaches his feet by the Wretched Nobody. The Wretched Nobody lifts him up, and he drops him with a spine chiller!! The Wretched Nobody goes into the cover on The Vance. The ref counts 1………………2…………..KICK OUT by the Vance!!]

JR-That was almost three.

King-Wonder if he’ll regret that.

Kris Gaffney-Maybe…

[The Wretched Nobody goes towards the corner, and he waits for The Vance to get up to his feet. The Wretched Nobody runs towards The Vance, but the Vance is able to catch the Wretched Nobody, and he connects with a spinning spine buster. The Vance throws an arm over the Wretched Nobody. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……KICK OUT by The Wretched Nobody. The Vance seemed surprise that he wasn’t able to even able to get close to getting a 2.]

JR-The Vance needs to continue to attempt to keep the Wretched Nobody down.

King-I’m not sure that’s possible.

[The Wretched Nobody is quickly getting up. The Vance runs towards the ropes, and he connects with a running shoulder block that barely moves Wretch. The Vance runs to the ropes, and he goes for another shoulder block, but only gets Wretch’s boot as he connects with the trephination. The Vance goes down. The Wretched Nobody goes into the cover on The Vance. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2…………….3!!]

JR-Seemly he only made Wretch angry.

King-Guess that’s the last thing you want to do.

(“Game on” blasts on the PA system. Tony Ikeda walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Tony Ikeda knows what it’s like to be World Champion.

King-He knows what it is to be a lot of things.

Kris Gaffney-Because he’s old, HA!

(The arena goes completely black. Suddenly, “Go All The Way” by Raspberries blasts throughout the arena. Lights flash as Lucky slowly strolls out from the back, wearing a shirt of himself wearing the shirt giving a lazy thumbs up, and a jean vest opened showing the shirt. He stops at the center of the ramp, looks around and gives another lazy thumbs up, no emotion on his face.)

Announcer: Ladies and gentleman, from Wherever and weighing whatever. He is “LUCKY” BOONE MAGNAR!

(He slowly begins his stroll down the ramp, moving to the crowd and gives a lazy “fist” bump to a little girl in the front. He walks to the front of the ring and slowly rolls in all the way to the center. Once in the center of the ring he stands up and gives another lazy thumbs up. The fans cheer him on as he slowly strolls to his corner taking off his jean vest, and shirt of himself wearing the shirt. He leans in his corner, waiting for the match to begin.)

JR-Boone Magnar got a taste of what it’s like to be close to the World Championship.

King-Guess we’ll see if he can actually get it this time.

Kris Gaffney-Or whatever…

(He slowly begins his stroll down the ramp, moving to the crowd and gives a lazy “fist” bump to a little girl in the front. He walks to the front of the ring and slowly rolls in all the way to the center. Once in the center of the ring he stands up and gives another lazy thumbs up. The fans cheer him on as he slowly strolls to his corner taking off his jean vest, and shirt of himself wearing the shirt. He leans in his corner, waiting for the match to begin.)

JR-Joey Terrys showed a very aggressive side of him last week.

King-I have got a feeling what it was…

[Boone Magnar and Joey Terrys start off the match throwing fists to the face neither are backing down. Joey Terrys hits a knee lift, and he whips Boone Magnar off of the ropes, and Boone Magnar Magnar bounces off of the ropes, and he puts his hands in his pocket, and he connects with a front drop kick that knocks down Joey Terrys. Tony Ikeda attempts to take advantage of this situation, and he goes for a full nelson, but it’s countered with a arm drag counter. Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet. Joey Terrys get up to his feet by the ropes, and he connects with a running clothesline that knocks Tony Ikeda over thet op rope, and to the floor. Joey Terrys comes from behind, and he pushes Boone Magnar towards the corner, he runs at Boone Magnar. Boone Magnar counters after he hits into the corner with a boot to the face.]

JR-Boone Magnar has started out quickly in this match.

King-Or whatever.

Kris Gaffney-We’ll this match is just starting, we’ll see where this leads us.

[Joey Terrys gets hooked with a front face lock, and Boone Magnar goes for a tornado DDT, but Joey Terrys throws him off. Boone Magnar lands on his feet. Joey TErrys drops drops Boone Magnar with a double leg take down, and he aims him towards Tony Ikeda who is attempting to get up on the apron, and he connects with a catapult that sends Boone Magnar flying across the ring, and he hits into Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda falls off of the apron. Boone Magnar stumbles around dazed on his feet. Joey Terrys knocks him down with a deck hand. Boone Magnar might be out of it. Joey Terrys goes into the cover on Boone Magnar. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………………2…………before the final three count. Tony Ikeda reaches into the ring, and he grabs the leg of Joey Terrys, and he pulls him off the cover, thus breaking it up before the final three count.]

JR-Tony might have just saved the match for himself, and Boone Magnar.

King-I don’t think there is any doubt in Joey’s mind.

Kris Gaffney-Let’s hope it doesn’t lead him to snap like last week.

[Joey Terrys runs at Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda counters with a drop toe hold that sends Joey Terrys flying into the ring steps face first. Joey Terrys stumbles around, Tony Ikeda hooks Joey Terrys, and he connects with a full nelson suplex. Tony Ikeda slides into the ring, and he waits for Boone Magnar to get up to his feet.]

JR-Tony Ikeda might be looking to end this right now.

King-Or whatever.

Kris Gaffney-I kind of wonder if that’s what Boone would say right now.

[Tony Ikeda hooks Boone, and he goes for the Full Nelson suplex, but Boone is able to counter with the lucky charm on Tony Ikeda! The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……….2……….3!!]

JR-Boone Magnar gets the victory!

Butler: Ladies and Gentlemen, it's is with the greatest of pleasures, I introduce for your viewing pleasure. Lloyd & Mason Fortune.

["O Fortuna" begins to play loudly over the booing crowd. The two younger butlers unroll the red carpet down the ramp towards the ring. They then exit the stage along with the older servant. After a few more seconds, allowing their theme to kick in Lloyd and Mason Fortune elegantly emerge from behind the curtain. They're wearing matching trunks, pads, face and cheekbone protective masks, all black. Unfazed by the loud booing, the brothers gracefully walk down the red carpet heading for the ring. The brothers stop before entering the ring and begin talking to each other. Lloyd and Mason walk round to the announcers table. Wade and Jackson begin waving the twins into the ring, but they ignore them and wait outside.]

JR-Last week The Trust Fund’s Azar Vulcan attacked Wade Flow.

King-And we always know that Wade Flow hates run in’s.

Kris Gaffney-Oh man, does he hate run in’s.

[The sound of a revolver being loaded stuns the crowd. Instantly the lights drop, plunging the arena into total darkness. Suddenly “Get the strap” by 6ix9ine & 50 Cent blares out over the speakers and the reaction is mixed. The first 12-13 seconds play with no sign of Wade until “Grr grr Go get the strap” bellows out. Wade strolls out calmly to the ring announcement, IC Championship around his waist. Not bothered by the cheers and jeers from the crowd, Wade pays little attention as he narrows in on the ring before sliding under the bottom rope. Removing his jacket and tee in the center of the ring he stands ready for his opponent.]

JR-You have got to wonder if that rage might aide or hurt him.

King-I think he has been able to channel it before, so that’s a positive for him, but I guess we will see.

Kris Gaffney-All I needed was to get angry…wish I knew that when I was a wrestler.

King-Wouldn’t have helped….

[Wade Flow and Mason Fortune throw fists as the bell rings, and Wade Flow seems to be gaining the advantage, and Mason Fortune is able to rake the eyes. Wade Flow is blinded, and Mason Fortune runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Wade Flow counters with a spine buster. Mason Fortune hits hard into the mat, but he gets up quickly, and he goes for a wild fist to the face. Wade Flow ducks under, and he kicks him in the gut, and he goes for the twist of fate, but it’s countered by Mason Fortune who pushes him into the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Wade Flow bounces off of the ropes, and he connects with a flying forearm shot to the face that knocks down Mason Fortune. Mason Fortune is slow to get up to his feet this time dazed. Wade Flow runs at Mason Fortune, and he connects with a code breaker putting down Mason Fortune. Wade Flow goes into the cover on Mason Fortune. The ref goes into position to make the count . The ref counts 1……………2………….KICK OUT by Mason Fortune. Wade Flow gets up, and he hits a few stomps on the downed Mason Fortune, and then he puts him into a chin lock.]

JR-S o far there has been some back and forth moments. But so far Wade Flow has remained in control.

King-Guess this match isn’t trusting the fund.

Kris Gaffney-And other trust fund references.

[Mason Fortune fights up to his feet. And he connects with a elbow to the gut of Wade Flow, and he goes to the side of Wade Flow, and he goes for a belly to back suplex, but Wade Flow is able to roll out of the back of Wade Flow. Wade Flow runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. He comes off of the ropes. Wade Flow goes for a clothesline on Mason Fortune. Mason Fortune ducks it, and he connects with a german release suplex that sends him flying through the air, and he crashes down on the mat. Wade Flow is slow to get up to his feet. He falls into the corner. Wade Flow runs at the corner, and Mason Fortune connects with a clothesline in the corner. Mason Fortune lifts him up, and he drops him with a back breaker. Wade Flow is down on the mat. Mason Fortune goes into the cover on Wade Flow. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2….KICK OUT by Wade Flow. Mason Fortune waits for Wade Flow to get up to his feet.]

JR-Now it’s Mason Fortune in control of this match.

King-I’m certain that’s now.

[Wade Flow gets up to his feet. Mason Fortune kicks Wade Flow in the gut, and he sets up for the Fortune flex, but Wade spins out of it. Mason Fortune goes for a clothesline, but it’s ducked under. Mason Fortune turns around right into a Money Maker by Wade Flow!! Wade Flow goes into the cover on Mason Fortune. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2…………..3!!]

JR-Wade Flow gets the victory.

Kimberly Walker-Now he’s stealing other people’s moves now?...Oh well, at least it’s not me….or is it.

King-I’m certain she’ll consider that…

(What Wade Flow doesn’t see is that Azar Vulcan has slide into the ring, and he hits a low blow on Wade Flow, and he connects with a Money Maker on Wade Flow dropping him. All of a sudden the crowd starts to cheer Jackson Gunner slides into the ring, but Azar Vulcan jumps out of the ring, and he goes through the crowd as Jackson Gunner yells for Azar to come back into the ring.)

Kimberly Walker-I think he had that one coming…now if only someone would get him for stealing my finisher!

(“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage with his web camera. He takes footage with his web camera. Zack Ryder walks down to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Zack Ryder also was in the elimination chamber. He is looking for another shot at the World Chapmionship.

King-Cool bro?

Kris Gaffney-Anything that makes him take more web footage, I guess.

(“The duck song” blasts on the PA system. Walter Melon walks out on the stage with Jack Heyman. Walter Melon steps inside of the ring.

King-But certainly there isn’t room in this match….for GOD.

Kris Gaffney-Guess he’s going to have to make some room.

Butler: Ladies and Gentlemen, it's is with the greatest of pleasures, I introduce for your viewing pleasure. Lloyd & Mason Fortune.

["O Fortuna" begins to play loudly over the booing crowd. The two younger butlers unroll the red carpet down the ramp towards the ring. They then exit the stage along with the older servant. After a few more seconds, allowing their theme to kick in Lloyd and Mason Fortune elegantly emerge from behind the curtain. They're wearing matching trunks, pads, face and cheekbone protective masks, all black. Unfazed by the loud booing, the brothers gracefully walk down the red carpet heading for the ring. The brothers stop before entering the ring and begin talking to each other. Lloyd and Mason walk round to the announcers table. Wade and Jackson begin waving the twins into the ring, but they ignore them and wait outside.]

JR-Here is the representative of the Trust Fund.

King-Chad Glorious approves of this situation.

Kris Gaffney-But what if we add Kurt Angle to the mix?

[Walter Melon and Zack Ryder throw fists to the face because Walter Melon isn’t a fan of his sometimes tag team partner Tony Ikeda. Walter Melon puts him into a side head lock, and he holds him for a few moments. Zack Ryder pushes Walter Melon to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and Walter Melon connects with a running shoulder block. Walter Melon gets up to his feet, but he see’s that Lloyd Fortune is going after him. Walter ducks Lloyd’s attack, and Walter Melon waits for him to turn around, and he connects with spitting seeds that makes him stumble backwards, and he falls out of the ring. Walter Melon kicks Zack Ryder in the gut, and he connects with an impaler DDT. Walter Melon goes into the cover on Zack Ryder. The ref counts 1……………2……..KICK OUT by Zack Ryder. Walter Melon looks up, and realizes that the ref is now Ashley Irvine who yells “WATERMELON!!” She runs out of the ring, and the normal ref appears.]

King-Would that pinfall count?

Kris Gaffney-Well…Ashley is the daughter of the Vice President…so probably.

King-Truly a gift of the Melon Gods.

[Walter Melon picks up Zack Ryder, and he tries to whip him to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Zack Ryder. Walter Melon goes into Lloyd Fortune who had jumped up on the apron. Lloyd Fortune falls off of the arpon. Zack Ryder kicks Walter Melon in the gut that doubles him over, and he runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. He connects with a swinging neck breaker that puts him down on the mat. Zack Ryder takes a few moments to rest up, and once Walter Melon gets up to his feet, he goes for the Rough Ryder, but it’s countered by Walter Melon catching him. Zack Ryder connects with a few fists to the top of the head. Zack Ryder counters with a hurricanarana that sends Walter Melon flying into the ropes, and Walter Melon stumbles out of the ropes. Zack Ryder kicks him in the gut, and he drops him with a DDT.]

JR-That could be it.

King-That’s all depending on whether or not he can make the pin or not.

Kris Gaffney-Guess we’ll see.

[Zack Ryder goes into the cover, and the ref counts 1…………….2……….Lloyd Fortune connects with a chair shot to the back. Zack Ryder is in a lot of pain. Lloyd Fortune picks up Zack Ryder. Lloyd Fortuen hooks Zack Ryder, and he connects with a release german suplex on Zack Ryder. Zack Ryder goes flying and he crashes hard on his upper back. Zack Ryder gets up near the corner, and he falls inot the corner. Lloyd Fortune takes a few moments to waits for Zack Ryder to get up in the corner. Lloyd Fortune connects with a running clothesline in the corner. Lloyd Fortune backs out of the corner. Zack Ryder stumbles out of the corner, and Lloyd Fortune lifts him up, and he drops him with a back breaker. Lloyd Fortune quickly goes into the cover on Zack Ryder. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2…Walter Melon breaks up the three count with the fruit smash splash!]

JR-Walter Melon breaks up the count with the fruit smash splash!!

King-The Melon Gods made that happened.

Kris Gaffney-I’m sure they did.

[Walter Melon throws Lloyd Fortune out of the ring, Walter Melon goes into the cover on Zack Ryder. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2…………..3!!]

JR-Walter Melon gets the victory!

King-Melon Gods JR…MELON GODS!

(Walter Melon thanks the Melon Gods as Saturday Shockwave goes off the air.)