EMF: Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, and we go into the Saturday Shockwave video.)

(As that ends we go into the arena as pyrotechnics blasts on the stage, the lights turn on, and fans wave their signs, and scream. Some signs say “Leave the carpet alone!”, “Natasha Jones = turn off”, and “If they make Punk a red head, I’m leaving!”)

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, we have quite a show lined up for you tonight. I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross, along side Jerry “The King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney.

King-Coming off a great Legacy of Blood, we will see Kevin Bourne, Tony Ikeda, and Kane face off in the main event.

Kris Gaffney-Although the EMF is a buzz with a everything we have seen lately. Including the return of Chad Vargas.

JR-You got to wonder if he’ll make an impact tonight. But anyways, let’s get started.

(“Close Your Eyes” blasts on the PA system as Christian walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Christian has a tough task ahead of him.

King-Hopefully DDP got him ready for this one.

Kris Gaffney-That doesn’t sound like a vote of confidence…

(“” blasts on the PA system as Scott Tazte walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Scott Tazte knows despite his record, Christian is never an easy match up.

King-Well he is talented, but then again this is Scott Tazte.

[Christian and Scott Tazte pace around the ring, and Christian charges at Scott Tazte. Scott Tazte is able to duck under a Christian clothesline. Christian turns around, and then Scott Tazte hits a few fists to the face, and then Christian backs up to the ropes, and Scott Tazte tries to whip Christian to the ropes, and Christian is able to reverse it. Scott Tazte bounces off of the ropes, and Christian lowers his head, and then once he does, Scott Tazte hits a kick to the face that makes Christian pops up in pain. Scott Tazte grabs Christian, and he throws him hard into to the ring post. Christian is in pain. Christian falls into the corner. Scott Tazte hits a few fists to the face of Christian. Christian is in pain. Scott Tazte brings out Christian out in the corner, Scott Tazte whips Christian to the ropes, and then Scott Tazte bounces off of the ropes, and Scott Tazte hits a standing drop kick that drops Christian. Christian is down on the mat, and Scott Tazte waits for Christian to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Christian stumbles towards Scott Tazte. Christian gets picked up by Scott Tazte, and Christian gets hit with a body slam on Christian. Christian is down on the mat, Scott Tazte backs up, and he charges, and he hits a knee drop across the face of Christian. Christian rolls away in pain, and then Scott Tazte waits as Christian gets up to the second rope, and Scott Tazte pushes down on the back of Christian. Christian is being choked, Scott Tazte backs out before he can get DQed. Scott Tazte runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and then he leaps in the air, and he comes down on the back of Christian. Christian falls on the mat.]

JR- So far Scott Tazte has been able to control this match.

King-Which is impressive.

Kris Gaffney-Even if it’s just Christian…I mean he is talented…and can win matches…when he is focused.

[Scott Tazte waits for Christian to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Christian hits a kick to the gut that doubles him over. Then he puts him in a vertical suplex, but as Christian is put up in the air. Christian is able to shift his weight. Which sends Christian behind Tazte, Scott Tazte turns around. Christian is able to hit a jaw breaker. Scott Tazte stumbles back in pain, and he comes towards Christian, and Christian hits a kick to the gut that doubles over Scott Tazte, and then Christian sets up Scott Tazte, and he hits a impaler DDT that plants Scott Tazte on the mat. Christian takes a few moments to rest up. Scott Tazte gets up to his feet, and Christian is up around the same time, but he seems more dazed, than Christian. Scott Tazte throws a fist, but it’s blocked. Christian hits a fist, but can’t follow up. Scott Tazte throws another wild fist, which Christian ducks under, and he runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes, and he hits a running clothesline that knocks down Scott Tazte. Scott Tazte gets up, and Christian hits a standing drop kick that knocks down Scott Tazte. Christian picks up Scott Tazte, and then he hits a few fists to the face of Scott Tazte. This back up Christian, and then he tries to whip him to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. He comes off of the ropes, and Christian lowers his head, and he hits a big back body drop that sends Scott Tazte flying into the air, and he crashes down on the mat. Christian backs up into the corner, and he motions for Scott Tazte gets up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. Christian charges, and he hits the spear on Scott Tazte!]

JR-Christian hits the spear.

King-For someone who hates Edge…he sure likes to hit that move.

[Christian goes into the cover on Scott Tazte, and the ref counts the 1………2……..KICK OUT by Scott Tazte. Christian gets up to his feet, and yells at the ref about the count. The ref ignores him, and finally Christian backs away, the ref checks on Scott Tazte. Christian charges at the Scott Tazte, but Tazte pulls the ref in front. Christian stops, and pushes the ref out of the way, the ref tries to spin around quickly, but it led to a low blow by Scott Tazte. It’s uncertain whether or not the ref saw it as the ref looks confused, and is saying something to Tazte. But Tazte hits a kick to the gut of Christian, and he hits the Remedy DDT! Tazte goes into the cover on Christian, the ref counts the 1……….2………3!]

JR-The ref must not have saw that. And Tazte took advantage to win this match.

King-He should have!

(Scott Tazte is leaving, suddenly Christian has a microphone in his hand.)

.::Christian::.-Tazte….yeah…you! You cheater! You wouldn’t have won had this ref missed that low blow, I’ll get you! All I need is one more match!

(Tazte shrugs, and he runs into the ring. Christian backs off, the bell rings. Christian throws a fist to the face. Tazte ducks under, and he hits a kick to the gut, and he hits the Remedy DDT. He goes into the cover on Christian for the 1……….2………3!)

JR-I’m unsure whether or not that was official.

King-Well…it was one more match.

Kris Gaffney-He should have said next week…

(Shockwave goes to commercial, we come back as Christian is walking through the hall way. He passes Degenerate, Degenerate snickers. Christian walks away disgusted. Degenerate goes on his way, suddenly Christian comes back with a chair, and slams it on the back of Degenerate. Degenerate goes down on the floor.Christian waits as Degenerate gets up to his feet, and once he does, Christian hits a low blow on Degenerate, and yells.)

.::Christian::.-Doesn’t feel too good does it?!

(Christian leaves as we go back to the ring.)

(“She looks good to me” blasts on the PA system as Eve walks to the ring, and she steps inside of the ring.)

JR-This girl is pretty weird.

Kris Gaffney-She reminds me of Charlie Haas with boobs.

King-…..

(“Million Dollar theme” blasts on the PA system as Natasha Jones walks to the ring, and she steps inside of the ring.)

Kris Gaffney-Here comes King’s least favorite diva.

King-Anyone who break puppies has it coming.

[Eve and Natasha Jones stand in the middle of the ring, they start throwing fists to the face. Natasha ends up winning the fist fight as Eve Torres starts to back up, and then Natasha Jones tries to whip Eve Torres to the ropes. But it’s reversed by Eve Torres to the ropes. Eve Torres lowers her head, but it’s countered with by Natasha Jones leap frogging over Eve Torres. Eve Torres turns around, and then Natasha Jones goes for a kic to the gut, but it’s caught. Eve Torres holds Natasha Jones, and Natasha Jones hits a ezuguri that connects to the back of the head. Eve stumbles around, and then Natasha Jones gets up to her feet, and she hits a kick to the gut, and then Natasha Jones lifts up Eve Torres, and drops her on head with a brain buster on Eve Torres. Natasha Jones doesn’t want to go for the cover just yet. Natasha Jones hits a few mounted fists to the face, finally the ref makes Natasha Jones stops. Natasha Jones backs out, and Eve is rolling away, and then she dazed gets up to her feet in the corner. Natasha Jones hits a few shoulder blocks into the gut, before the ref gets on her ass again. Natasha Jones whips Eve Torres out of the corner, and to the opposite side of the ring. She crashes into the corner, and then Eve Torres goes to her knee’s. Natasha Jones charges at Eve, and hits a knee to the face that knocks down Eve. Natasha Jones hits a few stomps on the downed Eve Torres, and she stops, and brings her up to her feet. Natasha Jones whips Eve Torres to the ropes, she bounces off of the ropes. Natasha Jones hits a one woman flap jack. She picks up Eve Torres, and then she grabs Eve by the hair, and she hits “Your heart won’t go on”. Natasha Jones goes into the cover on Eve, the ref counts the 1…………2………..3!]

(“Never gonna stop me “Demontic version” blasts on the PA system as X-Tazte walks to the ring with the Extreme championship to his demontic devil music. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-X-Tazte has been very strange since becoming Kane’s minion.

King-He finds the boiler room better place these days.

Kris Gaffney-Just as long as he doesn’t go on the roof, that’s X-Cold’s place!

(“Heretic Anthem” blasts on the PA system as Troy Gafgen walks to the ring with the IC championship. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Troy Gafgen has been very impressive.

King-But now the target is on him. Even if he is looking higher, he already has someone trailing for the title he currently holds.

Kris Gaffney-Well he does have a lot to prove, even if he gets, and beats John Cena. He would have to a decent reign to wipe what happened in his first championship reign away.

King-Well it’s not impossible, the before mentioned X-Cold had two very short runs, but wiped it away with his actions after it.

Kris Gaffney-Which is funny, because Troy had some run in’s with X-Cold’s wife.

[X-Tazte and Troy Gafgen pace around the ring, and Troy Gafgen throws a fist to the face X-Tazte ducks under, and bounces off of the ropes. X-Tazte hits a drop kick to the leg that knocks down Troy Gafgen down on his knee. But he gets up fairly quickly, and doesn’t look too happy. X-Tazte looks at him demotically, Troy Gafgen charges at X-Tazte, X-Tazte is able to counter this by low bridging the ropes. This sends him flying out of the ring. Then he crashes on the mat, and then he gets up because he looks more pissed than hurt. X-Tazte from the outside of the ring is able to hit a baseball slide that sends him flying backwards. Troy Gafgen hits back first into the guard rail, and finally Troy Gafgen is in pain, and he is on the mat. While Troy Gafgen is on the mat, X-Tazte uses this chance to climb up to the top rope, he waits for Troy Gafgen to get up to his feet, and then he leaps off of the top rope, and catches Troy Gafgen with a moonsault. Both wrestlers are down on the mat, and X-Tazte pulls up Troy Gafgen, and then he bring him over to the ring post. But Troy Gafgen comes from behind, and he goes for a belly to back suplex. But this is countered by X-Tazte rolling out of the back of Troy Gafgen as he pushes Troy Gafgen. Troy Gafgen stumbles forward, and he crashes into the ring post. He then stumbles forward, and Troy Gafgen gets thrown into the ring, and then X-Tazte climbs into the ring. X-Tazte waits as Troy Gafgen is getting up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, X-Tazte hits a few fists to the face. Troy Gafgen stumbles backwards, and once he by the ropes. X-Tazte tries to whip Troy Gafgen to the ropes, but Troy is able to reverse the whip. X-Tazte bounces off of the ropes, and then Troy Gafgen goes for a big boot to the face. But X-Tazte is able to duck it, and he continues to the other side of the ring. He bounces off of the ropes, and then as he comes off of the ropes. Troy Gafgen is able to use X-Tazte’s own momentum to throw Troy Gafgen into the air. He fly’s through the air, and as he is about ot come down X-Tazte lands on his shoulders, and he hits almost a leg scissors huricanarana that sends Troy Gafgen flying into the turnbuckle. Troy Gafgen turns around, and X-Tazte charges, and he hits a splash in the corner. X-Tazte motions for Troy Gafgen to stumble towards him, and he does as suggested. X-Tazte hits a kick to the gut, and he hooks the IC champion, and he plants him into the mat with a double arm DDT! X-Tazte goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope. He measures up on Troy Gafgen, and he leaps off of the top rope, and he hits a top rope leg drop across the face of Troy Gafgen.]

JR-That move sure seemed familiar.

King-Seemed cool…wonder who it was from.

Kris Gaffney-Sure you know somewhere in the back of your mind.

[Troy Gafgen is down on the mat, and X-Tazte uses this chance to try to make the pin for the win. X-Tazte goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1………2………KICK OUT by Troy Gafgen. X-Tazte gets up to his feet, and he waits for Troy to stumble up to his feet, and X-Tazte kicks Troy Gafgen into his gut, doubling him over, and X-Tazte goes for what seems to be one of his finishers. But as he executes it Troy Gafgen is able to hit a sit down jaw breaker. X-Tazte falls back to the ropes, and he bounces off stunned. Troy Gafgen is right there on his knee to grab him around the throat, and he stands up with an intense look on his face, and throws him hard into the corner. Troy Gafgen hits a few fists to the face and body shots, and Troy Gafgen before the ref gets on his ass too much backs out of the corner. The ref gives him a look to let him know that he has his eyes on him. Anyways, Troy Gafgen waits as X-Tazte stumbles out of the corner, and he floors him hard into the mat. X-Tazte is slow to get up to his feet, but Troy Gafgen allows him to do so, anyways Troy Gafgen whips X-Tazte to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes, and Troy Gafgen goes for a clothesline, but it’s ducked under by X-Tazte. X-Tazte goes to the other side, and then he bounces off of that side. X-Tazte leaps in the air, and he goes for a cross body block. But it’s caught by Troy Gafgen, Troy Gafgen holds him for a few moments, and then he hits a fall away slam. Troy Gafgen uses this time to rest up as he waits as Troy Gafgen gets up to his feet. Once he is up to his feet, Troy also is up, and he drives X-Tazte into the corner with his shoulder, he hits a few shoulder blocks into the gut of X-Tazte. Troy Gafgen whips X-Tazte to the other side of the ring, and follows him into the corner. Once he crashes into the corner, X-Tazte gets hit with a clothesline into the corner. X-Tazte stumbles out of the corner, and X-Tazte gets picked up, and pressed over his head. Troy Gafgen hits a body press slam on X-Tazte. X-Tazte is pain, and Troy Gafgen wants to do one more move before he goes into the pin. Troy Gafgen picks up X-Tazte, and then he brings him into the corner, and he hits a running power slam on X-Tazte. Troy Gafgen goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1……………2…………..KICK OUT by X-Tazte!]

JR-The IC champion is taking it to the Extreme champion.

King-You got to remember it’s different rules.

Kris Gaffney-That can effect you sometimes.

[Troy Gafgen grabs X-Tazte by the throat, and he lifts for a choke slam. X-Tazte gets out, Troy turns around, and X-Tazte hits a kick to the gut, and he hits a DDT. X-Tazte picks up Troy Gafgen, and he puts him into the power bomb position for the Tazte injection. But Troy gets out, and pushes X-Tazte backwards. X-Tazte goes into the ref, X-Tazte looks down at the ref, turns around and walks right into the Crack of Dawn! He goes into the cover, but there is no ref. Troy tries to wake up the ref, suddenly he gets a chair to the back by CM Punk! Troy Gafgen stumbles around in pain, and CM Punk picks up Troy Gafgen. CM Punk hits the GTS on Troy. Punk puts the downed X-Tazte on Troy, and leaves. The ref is coming to, he counts 1……………………2………………….3!]

JR-Troy had this match won!

King-Call the NFL Commish…there is going to be a bounty on CM Punk’s head.

Kris Gaffney-Oh…you didn’t just say that..

(CM Punk yells down to Troy from the stage. Suddenly from behind, CM Punk is spinned around, and blasted with a guitar by Chad Vargas! Vargas yells down at CM Punk.)

JR-Guess no deed goes unpunished.

King-Have we ever seen Chad play a guitar….I’d like to see him actually one day actually use a guitar for what it’s made for.

(“Hero” blasts on the PA system Kevin Bourne walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Say what you want, but Bourne is extremely talented, and some people wonder if he should be world champion right now.

King-Well, the Demon didn’t help him out.

Kris Gaffney-Although, he should have saw it, Demon did make it clear he wasn’t happy to stay where he was during that night…and heels only stand behind heels when it suits them.

(“Veil of Fire” blasts on the PA system as Kane walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Speaking of impressive, Kane has had quite a few good months recently.

King-Although didn’t have the best of Legacy of Blood’s.

Kris Gaffney-But he does have Demon with him, so that should be interesting to see how that plays into everything.

(“Game On” blasts on the PA system as Tony Ikeda walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Tony Ikeda out of everyone here had the best Legacy of Blood.

King-You got to wonder if the Demon might target him or not.

Kris Gaffney-Well, should be interesting. But you got to wonder if Demon wants to gain more enemy’s.

[Kevin Bourne, Tony Ikeda, and Kane are in the ring. They all charge at each other. Kane and Tony Ikeda meet up first, and Tony Ikeda goes at Kane, and Kane goes of a fist to the face. But it’s ducked under by Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda ducks under, and then he goes to the ropes. He bounces off of the roeps. Then he comes off of the ropes, but he hooks the ropes, Kane turns around, Kevin Bourne hits a drop kick from behind of Kane. Kane stumbles forward, and Tony Ikeda is able to low bridge the ropes, and then Kane falls out of the ring. Kevin Bourne hits a few fists to the face of Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda stumbles backwards. Kevin Bourne hits a kick to the gut that doubles him over, and he tries to whip Tony Ikeda to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda bounces off of the ropes. Tony Ikeda lowers his head, but it’s countered by Kevin Bourne who hits a swinging neck breaker. Kevin Bourne gets up to his feet, but he notices that Kane is trying to get up to the apron. Kevin Bourne goes over to Kane, and he tries to attack him. But Tony Ikeda has recovered as he hasn’t taken too many moves just yet, and he tries to attack Kevin Bourne from behind. But Bourne hears him coming, and then Kevin Bourne throws Tony Ikeda into Kane. Kane falls off of the apron, and Tony Ikeda stumbles backwards Kevin Bourne sets up Tony Ikeda, and he hits a german suplex with a bridge! The ref counts the 1……………….2………………KICK OUT by Tony Ikeda. Kevin Bourne gets up to his feet, and he climbs up to the top rope, but Kane is on the apron, and he grabs his foot. Kevin Bourne hits kick to the face of Kane, making him fall out of the apron. Kevin Bourne turns around around, and Tony Ikeda has run up the turnbuckle, and he hits a belly to belly suplex off of the top rope, and Kevin Bourne falls on the mat. Tony Ikeda takes sometime to rest up, and he gets up in ropes. Kevin Bourne see’s him getting up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. He charges to the ropes, and Tony Ikeda hits a hot shot that sends Kevin Bourne flying into the top rope. Kevin Bourne stumbles forward. Tony Ikeda hits a kick to the gut, Tony Ikeda sets up Kevin Bourne, and he hits a snap suplex. Kevin Bourne hits into the mat, and he is in the sitting position, and then he hits a kick to the back. Kevin Bourne is in pain. Tony Ikeda runs to the ropes, and then he gets pulled out of the ring by Kane, and Kane hits a knee lift into the gut that doubles him over. Kane picks up Tony Ikeda, and puts him over his shoulders, and he tries to charge into the corner, and he slides out of the back of Kane. Tony Ikeda pushes Kane into the ring post. Tony Ikeda climbs up to the apron, Kevin Bourne tries to attack him, but he counters with a hang man that sends Kevin Bourne stumbling backwards.]

JR-Tony Ikeda has taken control of this match.

King-This is badd for Kevin Bourne.

Kris Gaffney-Sure Kane isn’t fond of it either.

King-Maybe, but he’s not taking the moves…

[Tony Ikeda climbs up to the top rope, and he waits for Kevin Bourne to get where he wants him. Tony Ikeda leaps off of the top rope, and then Tony Ikeda catches Kevin Bourne with a cross body block. The ref counts the 1…………..2…………..Kane from the outside of the ring, and pulls him out of the ring. Kane grabs Tony Ikeda, and throws him hard into the ring steps. Tony Ikeda crashes into the steel steps, and Kane looks under of the ring, and then Kane brings out a chair. He slides into the ring, Kevin Bourne is getting up to his feet in the corner, and then Kane charges at him with the chair, but Kevin Bourne hits a kick to the face with the chair. Kane stumbles backwards, and the chair goes flying out of his hands. Kevin Bourne pulls himself up to the second rope, and then he measures up on Kane, and leaps off of the second rope. But Kane holds Kevin Bourne, and Kane drops Kevin Bourne into a rib breaker. Kane goes down to one knee, and he takes a few moments to rest up. Kevin Bourne is on his knee’s, and then once he gets up to his feet. Kane hits a few fists to the face. Kevin Bourne backs up to the ropes, and then Kane whips Kevin Bourne off of the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Kane lowers his head, and he hits a back body drop. This stuns Kevin Bourne flying through the air, and he crashes hard down on the mat, and once he gets up to his feet. Kane hits a big boot to the face. This brings down Kevin Bourne, and Kane goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope. He measures up on Kevin Bourne as he stumbles up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Kane hits a flying clothesline that connects on Kevin Bourne. Kevin Bourne stumbles up to his feet, he turns around. Kane grabs around the throat. He lifts up for a choke slam. But Kevin Bourne hits a DDT. The Demon gets up to the apron, the ref goes over to him. Kevin Bourne runs to the ropes, and seemly hits Demon by mistake. Demon turns around Bourne, Bourne ducks a fist. Bourne hits a baseball slide that connects on the Demon, the Demon falls off the apron]

JR-The Demon got a little too close to the fire there.

King-Although you got to believe that he had that coming.

Kris Gaffney-Bourne was protecting himself. Plus he does remember what happened at Legacy of Blood.

[Kevin Bourne turns around and he ducks under a clothesline. Kane gets hit with a checkmate. Kevin Bourne gets up to his feet, and once he does, Tony Ikeda charges at Kevin Bourne, Tony Ikeda gets thrown into ring post. Kevin Bourne goes into the cover on Kane, the ref counts the 1…………….2………….the Demon from the outside of the ring pulls Kevin Bourne off the pin. Kane rolls out of the ring, and Kevin Bourne gets up to his feet. He goes over to the Demon, he grabs the hair of the Demon from the inside of the ring. The Demon turns around with a chair smashing him on the head. Kevin Bourne stumbles backwards right into Tony Ikeda, who locks him in, and hits a full nelson suplex! Tony Ikeda goes into the cover on Kevin Bourne, the ref counts the 1…………2………..3!]

JR-The Demon once again costs Bourne.

King-Well he never forgot that Bourne took a spot that he felt was his.

(Kevin Bourne comes to, and see’s the Demon going up the ramp, Bourne charges at him, and jumps him from behind. The two start to brawl, Shockwave fades to black with that