EMF: Shockwave
	(The EMF logo flashes on the screen.) (The lights are turned off. Pyrotechnics blasts shoot through the top of the arena and crash down on the Shockwave set. Exploding as they hit the stage. The lights turn on, and fans are yelling, and waving their signs. The camera finally zooms displaying the location information.) JR-We are coming off a memorable First Blood. Tonight Shockwave comes to you live from the home of the Hawks. Welcome to Saturday Shockwave. I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross joined at ring side Jerry “the King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney. King-We don’t have much time between now, and Unleashed either, tonight we find out who will the #1 contender for the TV championship will be. Kris Gaffney-We found out who won the IC and Extreme contendership at First Blood. There are many superstars looking to be the next TV champion. JR-As well as many other great matches, let’s get started with our first match up of the night. Lights dim and flash blue as "Black Sails"- Black McCreary blasts. Smoke begins to shoot from the ramp as "The One" Austin Joseph walks out from the back. Announcer: Making his way to the ring. Hailing from Florence Oregon. He's weighing in at 245 pounds and he stands at 6'5" He is THE ONE! Jr: This guy's been tearing it up since he arrived. Another tough one in store for him as he goes up against Walte Melon. King: What is he The One of? KG: Not the Melon Gods. He throws his arms in the air as fireworks blast from the stage and begins his descend to the ring. He leaps up onto the ring apron, then he leaps over the top rope doing a flip and rolling so he sits with his legs crossed in the center of the ring. He looks side to side, then slides himself to his corner and puts both hands on the middle rope remaining seated. Staring, waiting for the match to begin. (The lights go completely black. The light flash and into the ring with an image of a Watermelon as "The Duck Song" blasts through the arena. Put from the back steps Jack Heyman.) JHeyman: Ladies and gentlemen my name is Jack Heyman and I am the advocate for the REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTED EXTREME CHAMPION! HE IS THE WATERMELON KINGPIN, standing at 6’2” weighing in at 205 lbs. He is WALTER MELON! (From the back steps Walter Melon, already in his Watermelon speedo ready to go, extreme champion on his shoulder Walter holds the Extreme Champion in the air as he points to the ring and puts his thumb in the down direction holding it there for a little. He is sporting Watermelon War paint and he smashes his fist into his chest. He turns to face Jack Heyman, Jack feeds him a piece of watermelon and then Walter tells him to go to the back. Walter then turns back to the ring and begins his walk, not taking his eyes off Austin Joseph.) Jr: Walter looks like he is ready to go, but this is going to be one of his toughest match, I think ever! KG: Look at his face, he's already won! MELON GOD! King: With Walter Melon, there is no telling what's happening tonight. (Walter climbs into the ring, he just stares at Austin and holds his title in the air one last time before handing the belt to the ref. Walter then backs into the corner, bends down placing one hand on the mat and stays still as Austin paces in his corner awaiting for the match to begin.) DING! DING! DING! (Walter crawls to the center of the ring like a gorilla. Austin runs at him, attempts to drive his knee into the face of Walter, but Walter moves out of the way, jumps up attempting a dropkick, but Austin pushes Walter's legs aside, when Walter springs back to his feet, Austin attempts a spinning roundhouse, Walter ducks and comes up with an uppercut landing on Austin's jaw which knocks him back. Walter kicks Austin's leg, kicks his other leg, and then push kicks Austin's gut which knocks Austin into the ropes and when he bounces off Walter attempts to throw a punch, but Austin ducks it and connects with a pale kick which knocks Walter to the ground. Austin bounces off of the ropes, leaps high in the air and comes down driving his elbow into Walter's chest. Austin gets up, walks to the corner and in one single motion leaps up onto the top and then leaps off with a moonsault, but at the last moment Walter gets his knees up and Austin comes crashing down onto them, bouncing off, grabbing at his stomach. Walter pushes himself back to his feet, Austin using the ropes to push himself up. Walter rushes him, Austin ducks, grabs Walter and tosses him up over his shoulder and over the top rope. Walter lands on the ring apron, Austin swings, Walter ducks, but then Austin throws a head kick which knocks Walter down, he smacks into the ring apron and then to the mat. Walter slowly pushes himself to his feet outside of the ring, Austin holding the top rope and the ref telling him to stay in, but once Walter is to his feet Austin springs himself up and over the top rope with a flip and crashing down legs first straight onto Walter's and then Austin rolls and jumps back to his feet slapping the hands of a little boy in the front row. Austin then, in one motion jumps on the top of the barricade and jumps off connecting with a moonsault onto Walter as the refs count begins.) Ref: ONE! Jr: Austin Joseph with crazy athletacism on display! KG: The Melon Gods have given him wings! King: Walter is just fine playing possum. (Austin getting up, beats his chest.) Ref: TWO! (Austin grabs Walter and lifts him to his feet. Holding Walter's arm with both hand whips Walter hard face first right into the ring post, Walter flips in the air and smashes belly first into the ground.) Ref: THREE! (Austin runs, jumps up onto the barricade and continues to run, Austin leaps off landing a shooting star press right onto the downed Walter.) Ref: FOUR! (Austin back to his feet, lifts Walter and rolls him into the ring. Austin slides into the ring and throws an arm over Walter.) Ref: ONE!... TWO!... (KICKOUT!) Jr: Austin has been dominating this match, close call right there. King: He's The One... that can't get it done. KG: Can't get it done? The Melon Gods gave him the Intercontinental Championship. (Austin back to his feet, he grabs Walter and lifts him to his feet. Austin whips him into the ropes. On the return Walter ducks a lariat from Austin and Walter continues. On the return Walter ducks and Austin jumps clean over Walter as Walter continues to the ropes again and on the return, Austin leaps up to deliver a dropkick, but Walter stopped just out of reach and as Austin gets back up Walter delivers a hard knee to Austin's face knocking him to the ground. Walter then jumps onto the top turnbuckle, leaps off with FRUIT SMASH! But Austin rolls out of the way, Walter lands on his feet and rolls. Once he gets back up he runs at Austin as Austin begins to rise, Walter leaps up hooking Austin's head and delivers a tornado DDT. Walter picks him up, clinches Austin's head and begins violently throwing knees to the face and to the body. Walter then tosses Austin to the ground, climbs the turnbuckle. At the top, Walter reaches into his speedo pulling out a grape and eats it. Walter then taunts Austin, leaps up delivering FRUIT SMASH! And falls right into the cover after.) Ref: ONE!... TWO!.... THHHRRRR (KICKOUT!) Jr: BAH GAWD! HE KICKED OUT OF FRUIT SMASH! KG: I'm as shocked as Walter right now. King: I guess the Melon Gods like Austin. KG: It's all part if the plan king. (Walter in complete shock, viciously lifts up Austin, whips him hard into the ropes. On the return Austin ducks an attack from Walter and continues. Quickly, on the return Austin connects with ONE AND ONLY! Folding Walter in half and falling on top.) Ref: ONE!... TWO... TTHHHHHRRRRR (Suddenly Apple Juice Styles is in the ring with Shinsuke Nakamango. Nobody saw them coming in from the crowd. After ripping Austin off of Walter Nakamango lifts Austin and AJ hits him hard with a running knee. The ref calls it.) DING! DING! DING! JR: Come on! This isn't fair, it's three on one! KG: That's what the Melon Gods think of that! King: Quiet, we might see Melonia! Please!! (As AJ and Nakamango stomp Austin, Walter begins to climb. But suddenly Edge comes sprinting out from the back. Nakamango turns facing him motioning and yelling "COME ON!" Right when Edge is about to jump and slide into the ring he's blind side by Kenny Omegrape with a chair. Outside the ring Kenny begins violently smashing Edge with the steel chair, inside Nakamango and AJ hold Austin. Walter bounces off the ropes and in the return dives head first connecting to Austin with a hard BANANA SPLIT! The Melon Club meet outside the ring, Walter grabs his Extreme championship and holds it high as The Duck Song blasts and the four of them leave to the back.) Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner by disqualification, THE ONE, AUSTIN JOSEPH! Jr: Something tells me the Inhumans aren't finished with the Melon Club. KG: Is it the Melon Gods speaking to you? King: Such a great end! (“Tear the stars from the sky” blasts on the PA system. Paige walks out on the stage, she side steps down to the ring. She steps on the stage, and she yells out to the crowd. She steps inside of the ring.) JR-Paige hasn’t had many main roster matches, we’ll see how she does. King-She’s had a decent amount of BWO matches however. Kris Gaffney-And for that we are grateful. Purple and teal lights float throughout the arena as "Gossip Girl" starts blaring. Carolina Jenkins steps through the curtain with her best friend Jazz Simons standing beside her. The crowd bursts into loud boos as the two ladies just laugh. They slowly make their way down the ring while bad mouthing the fans. Carolina slides into the ring as Jazz remains on the floor. Carolina poses on the second turnbuckle while smirking towards everyone. JR-Carolina Jenkins had a successful debut last week, we will see what she does against Paige. King-Paige has had mixed results in the BWO, so it should be interesting. Kris Gaffney-I would say Paige probably wouldn’t be a fan of you saying so…but she admitted as much herself. [Carolina Jenkins and Paige start out pacing around the ring. Carolina runs towards Piage, Paige is able to counter with an arm bar that sends Carolina Jenkins flying towards the other side of the ring. Carolina Jenkins gets up to her feet, Paige runs at her, and she connects with a running forarm that puts down Carolina Jenkins. Paige gets up to her feet, and once she gets up to her feet, she hits a few fists to the face, and she tries to whip her to the ropes. Carolina Jenkins is able to reverse the whip. She bounces off of the ropes, Carolina Jenkins lowers her head, and Paige kicks her in the face. Carolina Jenkins is stunned. Carolina Jenkins gets kicked in the gut, and Paige kicks her in the gut, she hooks her up for a vertical suplex, and she connects with a snap suplex. Paige gets up, and she drops an elbow drop across the chest. Paige goes into the cover on Carolina Jenkins. The ref counts 1……..2…KICK OUT by Carolina Jenkins. Paige yells “WHAT?!”. Jenkins tries to get up to her feet. Paige kicks her in the ribs, and she rolls towards the corner. Paige pushes her into the corner, she hooks her head, runs out of the corner, and she connects with a running bulldog that puts her down into the mat. Carolina Jenkins stays on the mat, Paige doesn’t seem like she wants go into the cover again, she instead picks up Jenkins, and she lifts her up for the Rampaige. But Carolina hits a elbow to the side of the head, and then antoher one. Finally breaking the hold as she stumbles around on her feet.] JR-Paige might be regretting not going for the pin. King-But then again, if she couldn’t hit the Rampaige, there is nothing saying that she would have kicked out. Kris Gaffney-I guess that’s true. [Carolina Jenkins runs to the ropes, she bounces off of the ropes, Paige goes for a hip toss, but Carolina is able to land on her feet. Carolina Jenkins hits a sit down jaw breaker that dazes Paige. Carolina picks up Paige, and she hits a sit down slam driver. She hooks the leg of Paige. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2…………..KICK OUT by Paige. Carolina Jenkins takes a few moments as Jazz Simons hits the mat trying ot get her to fight up. Carolina is taking her time to get up to her feet, knowing that she has a certain amount of time to recover. Paige is up however, she runs towards Carolina Jenkins, she counters with a drop toe hold that sends her on the second rope. Paige rolls around holding her throat, she gets up to her feet, and Carolina hooks her, and drops her with a running bulldog.] JR-Carolina Jenkins hits Paige with the running bulldog. King-Wade Wilson probably wasn’t a fan of that. [Carolina Jenkins waits for Paige to get up to her feet. She kicks her in the gut, she yells for her finisher Oh! Carolina! She runs towards the ropes, she hooks, and goes for the swinging neck breaker, but Paige spins out of it. Carolina turns right into a pick up by Paige, Paige drops Carolina on her face for the Rampaige! Carolina seems out of it. Paige goes into the cover on Carolina. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2…………..3!!] JR-Carolina got her finisher countered, and Paige took the opening to hit her finisher, the Rampaige. King-If she went for “turn the paige”, I think we would have been dizzy. The light go out, cell phones start flashing all over the arena. “Nightmare!” screams through the speakers. A spotlight hits the entrance curtain as Jeremiah walks through. He stops atop the ramp and pans across the crowd with a satisfied smile and jogs down the ramp and to the ring. He hoists himself up onto the apron with the ropes and climbs a turnbuckle from the outside. He raises his right arm proudly, and drops back to the apron. Jeremiah crawls through the ropes and starts to loosen up. JR-This is the new comer Jeremiah Dixon’s first match in the EMF. King-His second one is later tonight. Kris Gaffney-I guess we’ll see if he has what it takes. (“Desert Crow’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Desert Crow walks out on the stage. He steps inside of the ring.) JR-Desert Crow’s team didn’t quite have the success that he probably wanted. King-Although he wasn’t pinned, so there is that. Kris Gaffney-Plus wasn’t he walking after the match…that’s always a good thing. [Jeremiah Dixon stands in the middle of the ring. Desert Crow runs into the ring. Jeremiah Dixon ducks under. Desert Crow turns around Dixon goes for a kick to the gut. Crow catches it, and throws it back down, and Jeremiah Crow throws it down, and he connects with a hand spring kick to the side of the head. Desert Crow stumbles around, and Desert Crow throws him with a standing arm drag. Desert Crow gets up to his feet, dazed. He gets hit with a scoop slam. Jermiah Dixon hits a hand spring leg drop. Jerimaih Dixon goes into the cover on Desert Crow. The ref counts 1……………….2….KICK OUT by Desert Crow. Desert Crow tries to get up to his feet, and Jeremiah “Impact” Dixon hits a few stomps on the downed Desert Crow, he calls for the full nelson slam as he waits for Desert Crow.] JR-It looks like Jeremiah Dixon wants to end this match right now. King-He doesn’t get paid by the hour. Kris Gaffney-That’s why he’s called “Impact”. [Desert Crow stumbles up Jeremiah Dixon goes for the full nelson slam. Desert Crow counters with a snapmare. Jeremiah Dixon hits a super kick that stumbles him backwards. Desert Crow hits a kick to the gut, and he plants him down with an impaler DDT. Jeremiah Dixon is down. Desert Crow goes into the cover on Jeremiah Dixon. The ref counts 1`…………..2……KICK OUT by Jeremiah Dixon.] JR-Desert Crow has turned the tables. King-Maybe we should have booked Desert Eagle. Kris Gaffney-Whoever that is. [Desert Crow waits for Jeremiah Dixon to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. He hits a few fists to the face. He whips him to the ropes. Jeremiah Dixon bounces off of the ropes, Desert Crow goes for a double axe handle. Jeremiah Dixon ducks under, he hooks him, and drops Desert Crow for a full nelson slam. Jeremiah Dixon goes into the cover on Desert Crow. The ref counts 1……………2…………..3!!] JR-Jeremiah defeats Desert Crow. Desert Crow however will get a chance for revenge later on in the main event. King-If he can find Jeremiah in all the madness… Walking to the ring, wearing a custom robe with "Muhammad Ali" name on the back. Before he enters into the ring, he walks on the apron to the nearest corner, climbing on it, The Rock-esque. Then Ali enters the ring and removes his robe and gives it to announcer. JR-The boxing legend has had a successful transition to professional wreslting thus far. King-He’s off to a better start in his EMF career than some other fighters from different relms. Kris Gaffney-Were looking at you Ronda Rousey. "Happy" blares as Vultrix comes out in long tights and a leather jacket. He doesn't seem to care much about the fans as he walks down the ramp. He slides into the ring and leans against the furthest turnbuckle. JR-Vultrix had a successful First Blood. King-Unlike Angelus, he sure did drag out him winning. Kris Gaffney-What a drama queen! [Vultrix and Muhammad Ali stand in the ring. Ali talks trash to Vultrix. This obviously makes Vultrix react, he throws a fist to the face, and he ducks under, and he hits a few fists to the face. One takes Vultrix off of the feet. Vultrix hits the mat, and he gets up, but he stumbles backwards, and he falls into the corner. Muhammad Ali runs towards Vultrix in the corner. Muhammad Ali gets hit boot to the face. Ali stumbles backwards. Vultrix runs to the ropes, he jumps off of the second rope, and he goes for some sort of move, what we will never know because he hits an upper cut that puts Vultrix out of the air. Vultrix goes down. Muhammad Ali goes nto the cover on Vultrix. The ref goes into position to make the count, the ref counts 1…………..2….KICK OUT by Vultrix!! Muhammad Ali puts Vultrix into a seated position, and he puts Vultrix into a nerve hold. Vultrix is in a lot of pain and he tries to fight up to his feet, but as he fights up to his feet.Muhammad Ali grabs his hair, and drives him down on the mat. He crashes down on the mat, and he slowly gets up to his feet. Muhammad Ali waits for Vultrix to get up to his feet. Muhammad Ali picks up, and he hits a body slam that sends him back into the corner. He goes into the corner, and he jumps in the air, and he hits a knee drop into the face that puts him down on the mat. Vultrix down on the mat, he rolls around in the mat in pain. He rolls out of the ring, and he rolls out of ring. Vultrix gets up to his feet. He slowly gets up to his feet. Muhammad Ali runs towards the ropes, and he sling shots himself over the top rope. Vultrix flying over the top rope, and he flips over as he crashes down on the mat.] JR-Muhammad Ali is taking it to Vultrix. King-That’s why he’s the greatest JR!! Kris Gaffney-Vultrix certainly doesn’t disagree at this point. [Muhammad Ali waits for Vultrix to get up to feet. He slowly gets up to his feet, and he hits a jab to his face, then another one, then another one. He goes for an upper cut to complete the Ali Shuffle. But Vultrix is able to duck under. Muhammad Ali turns around, and Vultrix hits an ezuguri that connects with the side of the head of Muhammad Ali. Vultrix gets up to his feet, and he hits a few fists to the face that stumbles back Muhammad Ali. He tries to whip Muhammad Ali to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Muhammad Ali. Vultrix bounces off of the ropes, he jumps in the air after he bounces off of the ropes. Vultrix hits a jumping clothesline that puts down Muhammad Ali, he is slow to get upt o his feet. Once he is up to his feet. He kicks him in the gut, and he plants him down with a snap suplex. Muhammad Ali gets up, and Vultrix measures up, he runs otwards Muhammad Ali jumps, and drops Vultrix with a running double knee jaw breaker. Muhammad Ali is down on the mat. Vultrix goes into the cover on Muhammad Ali. The ref goes into position to make the count, the ref counts 1……….2….KICK OUT by Muhammad Ali!! Vultrix picks up Muhammad Ali, he lifts him up, and he drops him with a body slam. He goes to the outside of the ring, and he starts to climb up to the top rope.] JR-Vultrix is going to fly. King-I don’t think Muhammad Ali is use to this. Kris Gaffney-…I specifically remember Mike Tyson jumping off a post to do a shooting star press when they fought… [Vultrix measures up on Ali who is staggering up to his feet. VUltrix jumps off of the top rope, but Vultrix gets hit with the decimation right cross rightout of the air. Vultrix goes down. Ali goes into the cover on Vultrix. The ref counts 1…………2………….3!!] JR-Muhammad Ali catches him with that deadly right cross, and gets the victory. (“Crank it up” blasts on the PA system. Pyrotechnics blasts from the stage. The Big Show walks out on the stage looking not happy. He steps inside of the ring, he rises his arm to the crowd.) JR-Both didn’t have the First Blood’s they wanted, but tonight is a night to redeem themselves. King-Even though only one will do it. Kris Gaffney-I got my money on the Big Show…he’s too big!! (“If you smell” blasts on the PA system. The Rock walks out on the stage, he steps inside of the ring, and he steps on the turnbuckle. He rises his arm.) JR-The Rock like the Big Show missed out on becoming a champion. King-At least he survived. Kris Gaffney-That’s someone else… [The Rock and the Big Show pace around the ring. The Big Show throws a wild fist to the face, and the Rock is able to duck under. The Rock hits a few fists to the face of the Big Show. The Big Show rocks backwards, and the Rock ducks under a fist to the face by the Big Show trying to answer back on the Rock. The Rock runs to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. The Rock hits a running forearm shot to the face. The Big Show staggers backwards, but he does not fall down. The Rock runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. The Big Show goes for a big boot to the face. The Rock ducks under, and he continues to the other side of the ring. He bounces off of the other side of the ring, and he bounces off of the other side of thering. The Rock jumps in the air, and he hits a flying forearm shot to the face that knocks down the Big Show. The Big Show hits the mat hard, but is quick to get up to his feet, and he stumbles up to his feet. The Rock hits a few fists to the face, the Big Show backs up, and now is reeling on the ropes. He tries to whip him to the ropes, but the Big Show is able to reverse the whip. The Rock bounces off of the ropes. The Big Show lowers his head, the Rock grabs the Big Show by the head, and he drops him down on the mat. He hits the mat hard. The Big Show bounces up to his feet, he slowly gets up to his feet dazed. The Rock yells something at the Big Show, the Rock kicks him in the gut, and he plants him down on the mat. The Rock pushes the Big Show on his back. The Rock goes into the cover on the Big Show. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2………..KICK OUT by the Big Show!! The Rock puts the Big Show into a seated position, and he puts him into a chin lock as the ref makes sure it isn’t a choke.] JR-The Rock so far has been able to move quickly, and the Big Show’s power advantage has not been a factor. King-Not yet anyways. Kris Gaffney-It could be only a matter of time. [The Big Show starts to get up to his feet. The Big Show hits a few elbows into the gut, and then he gets on the side of the Rock. He lifts him up, and he drops him with a side walk slam. The Big Show takes a few moments to rest up, and once he gets up to his feet, the Rock rolls away. He gets up in the corner. The Big Show runs towards him, and he connects with a running body avalauche that crushes the Rock in the corner. The Big Show runs to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, the Rock is stumbling out of the corner, and The Big Show hits a running big boot that connects on the Rock. The Rock goes down on the mat. The Big Show yells as he is now getting pumped up for his next move.] JR-The Big Show might be ready to end this here. King-He doesn’t seem to be in a good mood. Kris Gaffney-When is he ever in a good mood? [The Big Show waits for the Rock the Rock stumbles up to his feet, and The Big Show goes for the WMD. The Rock ducks under. The Big Show turns around, and the Rock connects with the Rock Bottom!! The Rock goes into the cover on the Big Show. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2……….3!!] JR-The Rock wins this match!! King-Well, I guess we answered the question about who would want this match more. (“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage, he has his web camera. He gets footage for his web show. He enters the ring, and he waits for his opponent.) JR-This is going to be quite a test for Ryder. King-He faced Wretch before. Kris Gaffney-He wasn’t his primary focus though… (Arena lights go black as Lux Aeterna (Tenebrosi Stellata Version) "Eternal Light Dark Star" hits and Wretched walks out holding a candle.) Her Dark Star hails from The Danvers State Lunatic Asylum, Salem Massachusetts and at Six Foot Eleven inches tall – at Four Hundred and Twenty Pounds he is… THE WRETCHED NOBODY! (Nobody blows the candle out and the arena lights rise again. He slithers under the bottom rope and slides back sitting in the corner. Nobody reaches for the top rope and pulls himself back to his feet. He rolls his neck and glares hard at the floor as he rocks side to side in his corner – gently tapping together the tips of his fingers seeming intent on hearing the sweet release of the bell ringing.) JR-This man has carved a path of destruction through the EMF. King-I’m still hoping that they debut a fruit version of them. Kris Gaffney-Grape Brutal must happen! [Zack Ryder stands in the ring as the crowd starts to chant “Let’s go Ryder Woo! Woo! Woo. Zack Ryder pumps up the crowd. He walks into a fist by The Wretched Nobody. Zack Ryder goes down on the mat. Zack Ryder says “you serious bro?”. Wretched Nobody picks up, and he hits a head butt that stumbles backwards Zack Ryder. Seemly Wretched Nobody is extremely serious, bro. The Wretched Nobody pushes Zack Ryder into the corner, and he connects with a knee lift into the gut that drives the air out of Zack Ryder. He repeats one more time. Before the ref gets on Wretched Nobody’s case, Wretch brings Zack Ryder out of the corner, and he whips him to the ropes. Zack Ryder bounces off of the ropes. WRetvhed Nobody lowers his head, and connects with a back body drop that sends Zack Ryder flying through the air, he crashes down hard on his back. He yells as he hits the mat, and he rolls out of the ring. Wretched Nobody doesn’t seem like he wants to stop the attack as he slides out of the ring. He picks up Zack Ryder, and he leads him over to the steps, he smashes his face into the ring steps. He hits hard into the ring steps. Zack Ryder falls down to one knee. The Wretched Nobody picks up Zack Ryder, and holds him over his head into a military press, he holds him up for a little bit as he walks towards the ring, and he dumps Zack Ryder through the middle rope, and Zack Ryder crashes down on the mat. He rolls on the mat. Wretched Nobody gets into the ring, he runs going for his big boot to the face. Zack Ryder ducks under, and he goes for a the Rough Ryder. It’s blocked, and dropped right into a power bomb. Wretched Nobody falls back thinking of what he should do next.] JR-Ryder went for the home run, and didn’t get it. King-That was more of a strike out. Kris Gaffney-At this moment, Ryder probably agree’s it sure feels like it. [Wretched Nobody picks up Zack Ryder, and he puts him over his shoulder, Zack Ryder is able to slide out of the back, Wretched Nobody turns around. Zack Ryder hits a standing drop kick that makes him stumble backwards. Zack Ryder see’s an opening, he runs towards the corner, and connects with a clothesline in the corner. Wretched Nobody falls into the corner into a seated position. Zack Ryder looks around as the crowd starts to build up for his next move. Zack Ryder measures up, and he fists pumps. Woo! Woo! Woo! He runs towards The Wretched Nobody, and he connects with a running boot to the face that turns his head we know as the Broski Boot. Wretched Nobody is pulled away from the ropes, Zack Ryder goes into the cover on the Wretched Nobody. Zack Ryder goes into the cover on Wretched Nobody. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………….2………KICK OUT by Wretched Nobody with power. Zack Ryder is seated on the mat not believing the power of the Wretched Nobody. Wretched Nobody is getting up to his feet quickly however, Zack Ryder meets him with a few fists to the face, and Zack Ryder hits a low drop kick to one leg. Zack Ryder hooks Wretch, and drops him with a whiplash DDT.] JR-Zack Ryder drops Wretched Nobody with the Whiplash DDT. King-I got to wonder if that will stop Wretch. Kris Gaffney-You’d think it would… [Wretch bounces off of the mat. Zack Ryder runs to the ropes. Zack Ryder goes for a running clothesline. Wretch ducks under. Ryder runs to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. Zack Ryder runs right into a Trephination by Wretched Nobody. Zack Ryder goes to the mat. Wretched Nobody goes into the cover on Ryder. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2…………3!!] JR-Ryder walks right into the Terphination which was the difference maker. King-More like run into it. (“Down with the sickness” blasts on the PA system. Angelus Archer walks out on the stage. He stares down the crowd as he walks down to the ring, and he rolls into the ring.) JR-Angelus has been looking to get his footing back, First Blood seems to be a good start. King-He wanted it to be against Kenny Omegrape. Kris Gaffney-Well, he gets a chance to smash him tonight. (“The duck song” blasts on the PA system. Kenny Omegrape walks out on the stage. He throws grapes at the audience. Triple H walks out on the stage, he spits water in Kenny’s face, Kenny throws grapes back. Fun was have by all. Triple H leaves, and Kenny enters the ring.) JR-That was…interesting. King-Well, guess it only proves he’s not the only one to throw/split something into the crowd. Kris Gaffney-I’m not sure which one is worse… King-Fruit is always better. [Angelus Archer and Kenny Omegrape stand in the ring. Angelus Archer takes down Kenny Omegrape with a double leg take down, and he hits a few fists to the face of Kenny Omegrape. Kenny Omegrape trying to stop this reaches up, and rakes the eyes, and he gets up to his feet. Kenny Omegrape hits a few fists to the face that makes him back up into the ropes, he tries to whip him to the ropes, but Angelus Archer is able to reverse the whip. He bounces off of the ropes, Angelus Archer jumps in the air, and he connects with a spinning heel kick that puts him down on the mat. Kenny Omegrape is dazed, and Angelus Archer hooks Kenny Omegrape, and he throws him over his head, and he connects with a t-bone suplex that sends Kenny Omegrape flying through the air, spinning, and landing on his side, he rolls under the ropes, and he falls out of the ring. Angelus Archer steps outside of the ring, and he lurks above Kenny Omegrape, and he drops an axe handle on the back of Kenny OMegrape. Kenny Omegrape falls down to a knee, and Angelus Archer grabs Kenny Omegrape he double under hooks him, and he lifts him up, and he drops him with a double under hook suplex. He splats on the mat. He slowly gets up to his feet. Angelus Archer picks up Kenny Omegrape, and he throws Kenny Omegrape into the ring. Angelus Archer stares down the crowd who are yelling things at him. Angelus Archer climbs up on the apron, and he goes over to the turnbuckle. He starts to climb up to the top turnbuckle.] JR-It looks like Angelus is about to take a chance. King-I’m instantly not a fan. Kris Gaffney-Not a fan of Angelus? King-No…no…I mean of high risk moves…I don’t want to die. Kris Gaffney-Call Zack Ryder.. [Angelus Archer steady’s himself on the top rope. But Kenny Omegrape is able to get up, and dive on the top rope. Angelus Archer falls on the top rope. Kenny Omegrape is stunned, but he decides to not to rest up. Kenny Omegrape hits a few fists to the face to Angelus on the top rope. Kenny Omegrape hooks Angelus Archer on the top rope, and he sets up Angelus Archer, and he hits a super plex that sends Angelus Archer flying towards the ground. Both wrestlers crashes down on the mat. Both Angelus Archer, and Kenny Omegrape are down on the mat, neither is moving, and Kenny Omegrape is starting to turn towards Angelus Archer, and he throws his arm over Angelus Archer. The ref goes into position to make the count, the ref counts 1…………2…KICK OUT by Angelus Archer. Both wrestlers are still down on the mat, but slowly they get up to their feet. Angelus Archer goes for a kick to the head, but Kenny Omegrape ducks under, he hooks Angelus Archer, he lifts him up, and he drops him with a belly to back suplex. Angelus Archer hits into the mat. He rolls away, and he gets up in the corner. Kenny Omegrape is up to his feet. He runs towards the corner, he jumps in the air, and he connects with a splash in the corner.] JR-Kenny Omegrape is making a come back. King-I’m sure Angelus wouldn’t want it to be easy. Kris Gaffney-Or would he… [Kenny Omegrape waits for Angelus Archer to stumble towards him, and he picks him up, but Angelus slides out of the back. Kenny turns around into a kick to the head. Angelus Archer hooks Kenny Omegrape. He throws him, Angelus connects with the Slain!! Angelus Archer goes into the cover on Kenny Omegrape. The ref goes into position. The ref counts 1………….2………….3!!] JR-Angelus Archer connects with the kick he was going for earlier in the match, and he gets the win. (We come back from commercial as the ring already has Daryl Prichard, Desert Crow, Tony Ikeda, and Randall Flagg. “Ultimate countdown” blasts on the PA system. Daniel Bryan walks out on the stage. He nods his head, and he does his “YES!!” taunt down to the ring. “The Duck Song” blasts on the PA system as Kenny Omegrape walks out on the stage, he throws grapes to the crowd.) JR-It’s time for our main event. King-I’m sure that Kenny Omegrape is hoping this goes better than his last match. Kris Gaffney-Although he did do a entrance with Triple H…that’s something. (The light go out, cell phones start flashing all over the arena. “Nightmare!” screams through the speakers. A spotlight hits the entrance curtain as Jeremiah walks through. He stops atop the ramp and pans across the crowd with a satisfied smile and jogs down the ramp and to the ring. He hoists himself up onto the apron with the ropes and climbs a turnbuckle from the outside. He raises his right arm proudly, and drops back to the apron. Jeremiah crawls through the ropes and starts to loosen up. Walking to the ring, wearing a custom robe with "Muhammad Ali" name on the back. Before he enters into the ring, he walks on the apron to the nearest corner, climbing on it, The Rock-esque. Then Ali enters the ring and removes his robe and gives it to announcer. ) JR-Muhammad Ali had better luck than Omegrape. King-I don’t think it’s fair…Kenny didn’t have much of a rest. Kris Gaffney-Well, someone at some point had to be the one who didn’t…guess it’s Kenny. King-You’re right…as long as he has fruit, the melon gods will bring him to victory!! Kris Gaffney-As long as their not being jerks. [Jermiah Dixon, Muhammad Ali, Tony Ikeda, Desert Crow, Daniel Bryan, Daryl Prichard, Kenny Omegrape, and Randall Flagg stand in the ring. The bell rings no one goes to fight just yet Randall Flagg decides to go after Daniel Bryan, Daniel Bryan ducks under a clothesline, and he hooks him, and he lifts him up, and he dumps him over the top of the ropes with a belly to back suplex. The rest of the wrestlers start to brawl with fists to the face. Daniel Bryan on the other hand decides to get away from the chaos, he goes up to the nearest turnbuckle. He waits for Randall Flagg to get where he wants him, and he jumps off of the top rope, and he connects with a flying cross body block on Randall Flagg. Daniel Bryan hits a few fists to the face of Randall Flagg. Daniel Bryan picks up Randall Flagg, and he leads him over to the ring steps, and he whips him to the ring steps, he smashes hard back first. This echo’s through out the arena. Daniel Bryan stands over Randall Flagg, and he hits a few stomps on the downed Randall Flagg as the crowd reacts, and chants “YES!”. Daniel Bryan decides to give them what they want as Randall Flagg is on his knee’s, and he hits a kick to the ribs (YES!), another kick to the ribs (YES!), another kick to the ribs (YES!), finally another kick to the ribs (YES!).] JR-Daniel Bryan has not let up on Randall Flagg. King-Guess Daniel Bryan didn’t see a white flag being waved. Kris Gaffney-I don’t think that would stop him at this point. [Muhammad Ali it being hit with fists to the face by Desert Crow, seemly he’s being effected by it. Desert Crow goesf or a an extra hard fist to the face, but Muhammad Ali ducks under, and he hits a jab, Desert Crow’s head fly’s backwards. He hits another one, and then Muhmmad Ali connects with an upper cut that puts him down on the mat. Desert Crow stumbles up to his feet. Muhammad Ali hits a head butt. He stumbles backwards, and he falls back into the ropes. Muhammad Ali tries to whip him to the ropes, and is successful in doing so Desert Crow bounces off of the ropes. Muhammad Ali lowers his head, and he connects with a back body drop. Desert Crow crashes down on the mat hard, and he slowly gets up to his feet in pain, and Muhammad Ali measures up, and he runs towards Desert Crow, and he connects with a running clothesline that sends Desert Crow backwards, and he crashes down on the mat.] JR-Muhammad Ali making a come back. King-Guess you can’t doubt the greatest. Kris Gaffney-I’m sure he’s considering doing a shooting star press now. [Kenny Omegrape is being hit with fists by Jeremiah Dixon in the corner. Dixon runs towards Kenny Omegrape, and Kenny Omegrape Kenny Omegrape counters with a boot to the face. Kenny Omegrape can’t follow up. Jeremiah Dixon runs to the corner. Kenny Omegrape hooks Jeremiah Dixon, and drops him backwards into a inverted Russian leg sweep that sends Jeremiah’s face first. Jeremiah Dixon stumbles forward. Kenny Omegrape is able to pull himself up to the second rope, he motions for Jeremiah Dixon to get where he wants him to be, and then he jumps off of the top rope, and he connects with a flying back eblow that puts him down on the mat. Kenny Omegrape realizes that no one is really paying much attention to him at the moment, and Kenny Omegrape goes into the cover on Jeremiah Dixon. The ref counts 1……………….2……..Tony Ikeda comes into the picture, and he hits a double axe handle to save the match for him, and the rest of the people in the match.] JR-I don’t know if Jeremiah was in danger or not of not kicking out, but Tony wanted to make sure. King-You can’t take any risks, you never know. Kris Gaffney-That’s true. [Tony Ikeda picks up Kenny Omegrape, he hooks him, and he drops him with a full nelson slam. Kenny Omegrape rolls out of the ring, and suddenly he gets attacked by Jeremiah Dixon with a running forearm that stumbles him forward. Jeremiah Dixon hooks Tony Ikeda, he throws him, and Tony Ikeda fly’s through the air, and he crashes down on the mat. Jeremiah Dixon yells for Tony Ikeda to get up to his feet. Jeremiah Dixon pegs Tony Ikeda with a few fists to the face, and he backs up. He connects with a super kick. Tony Ikeda doesn’t go down to the mat. Tony Ikeda gets hit with a kick to the gut that doubles him over. He hooks him, and he drops him for a brain buster. Jeremiah gets up to his feet. Out of no where Daryl Prichard hits him with a stone fist. Jeremiah Dixon rolls out of the ring. Daryl Prichard turns right into a kick by Desert Crow, he hooks him, and drops him with a piledriver!! Desert Crow gets up, only to be hit with a steel chair by Randall Flagg. Randall Flagg turns to smash someone else. He gets hit with a running knee by Daniel Bryan. Randall Flagg goes down on the mat. He gets up. Daniel Bryan runs, and he hits a clothesline that takes him and Flagg out of the ring. Desert Crow is stumbling up to his feet. Desert Crow gets hit with the decimation right cross by Muhammad Ali!! Ali goes into the cover on Desert Crow. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2………….3!!] JR-Muhammad Ali wins this match!! King-He sure picked his spot. Kris Gaffney-Guess he knows when to sting like a bee. (Muhammad Ali stands over taunting Desert Crow as Shockwave goes off the air.)

EMF: Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen.)

(The lights are turned off. Pyrotechnics blasts shoot through the top of the arena and crash down on the Shockwave set. Exploding as they hit the stage. The lights turn on, and fans are yelling, and waving their signs. The camera finally zooms displaying the location information.)

JR-We are coming off a memorable First Blood. Tonight Shockwave comes to you live from the home of the Hawks. Welcome to Saturday Shockwave. I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross joined at ring side Jerry “the King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney.

King-We don’t have much time between now, and Unleashed either, tonight we find out who will the #1 contender for the TV championship will be.

Kris Gaffney-We found out who won the IC and Extreme contendership at First Blood. There are many superstars looking to be the next TV champion.

JR-As well as many other great matches, let’s get started with our first match up of the night.

Lights dim and flash blue as "Black Sails"- Black McCreary blasts. Smoke begins to shoot from the ramp as "The One" Austin Joseph walks out from the back.

Announcer: Making his way to the ring. Hailing from Florence Oregon. He's weighing in at 245 pounds and he stands at 6'5" He is THE ONE!

Jr: This guy's been tearing it up since he arrived. Another tough one in store for him as he goes up against Walte Melon.

King: What is he The One of?

KG: Not the Melon Gods.

He throws his arms in the air as fireworks blast from the stage and begins his descend to the ring. He leaps up onto the ring apron, then he leaps over the top rope doing a flip and rolling so he sits with his legs crossed in the center of the ring. He looks side to side, then slides himself to his corner and puts both hands on the middle rope remaining seated. Staring, waiting for the match to begin.

(The lights go completely black. The light flash and into the ring with an image of a Watermelon as "The Duck Song" blasts through the arena. Put from the back steps Jack Heyman.)

JHeyman: Ladies and gentlemen my name is Jack Heyman and I am the advocate for the REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTED EXTREME CHAMPION! HE IS THE WATERMELON KINGPIN, standing at 6’2” weighing in at 205 lbs. He is WALTER MELON!

(From the back steps Walter Melon, already in his Watermelon speedo ready to go, extreme champion on his shoulder Walter holds the Extreme Champion in the air as he points to the ring and puts his thumb in the down direction holding it there for a little. He is sporting Watermelon War paint and he smashes his fist into his chest. He turns to face Jack Heyman, Jack feeds him a piece of watermelon and then Walter tells him to go to the back. Walter then turns back to the ring and begins his walk, not taking his eyes off Austin Joseph.)

Jr: Walter looks like he is ready to go, but this is going to be one of his toughest match, I think ever!

KG: Look at his face, he's already won! MELON GOD!

King: With Walter Melon, there is no telling what's happening tonight.

(Walter climbs into the ring, he just stares at Austin and holds his title in the air one last time before handing the belt to the ref. Walter then backs into the corner, bends down placing one hand on the mat and stays still as Austin paces in his corner awaiting for the match to begin.)

DING! DING! DING!

(Walter crawls to the center of the ring like a gorilla. Austin runs at him, attempts to drive his knee into the face of Walter, but Walter moves out of the way, jumps up attempting a dropkick, but Austin pushes Walter's legs aside, when Walter springs back to his feet, Austin attempts a spinning roundhouse, Walter ducks and comes up with an uppercut landing on Austin's jaw which knocks him back. Walter kicks Austin's leg, kicks his other leg, and then push kicks Austin's gut which knocks Austin into the ropes and when he bounces off Walter attempts to throw a punch, but Austin ducks it and connects with a pale kick which knocks Walter to the ground. Austin bounces off of the ropes, leaps high in the air and comes down driving his elbow into Walter's chest. Austin gets up, walks to the corner and in one single motion leaps up onto the top and then leaps off with a moonsault, but at the last moment Walter gets his knees up and Austin comes crashing down onto them, bouncing off, grabbing at his stomach. Walter pushes himself back to his feet, Austin using the ropes to push himself up. Walter rushes him, Austin ducks, grabs Walter and tosses him up over his shoulder and over the top rope. Walter lands on the ring apron, Austin swings, Walter ducks, but then Austin throws a head kick which knocks Walter down, he smacks into the ring apron and then to the mat. Walter slowly pushes himself to his feet outside of the ring, Austin holding the top rope and the ref telling him to stay in, but once Walter is to his feet Austin springs himself up and over the top rope with a flip and crashing down legs first straight onto Walter's and then Austin rolls and jumps back to his feet slapping the hands of a little boy in the front row. Austin then, in one motion jumps on the top of the barricade and jumps off connecting with a moonsault onto Walter as the refs count begins.)

Ref: ONE!

Jr: Austin Joseph with crazy athletacism on display!

KG: The Melon Gods have given him wings!

King: Walter is just fine playing possum.

(Austin getting up, beats his chest.)

Ref: TWO!

(Austin grabs Walter and lifts him to his feet. Holding Walter's arm with both hand whips Walter hard face first right into the ring post, Walter flips in the air and smashes belly first into the ground.)

Ref: THREE!

(Austin runs, jumps up onto the barricade and continues to run, Austin leaps off landing a shooting star press right onto the downed Walter.)

Ref: FOUR!

(Austin back to his feet, lifts Walter and rolls him into the ring. Austin slides into the ring and throws an arm over Walter.)

Ref: ONE!... TWO!... (KICKOUT!)

Jr: Austin has been dominating this match, close call right there.

King: He's The One... that can't get it done.

KG: Can't get it done? The Melon Gods gave him the Intercontinental Championship.

(Austin back to his feet, he grabs Walter and lifts him to his feet. Austin whips him into the ropes. On the return Walter ducks a lariat from Austin and Walter continues. On the return Walter ducks and Austin jumps clean over Walter as Walter continues to the ropes again and on the return, Austin leaps up to deliver a dropkick, but Walter stopped just out of reach and as Austin gets back up Walter delivers a hard knee to Austin's face knocking him to the ground. Walter then jumps onto the top turnbuckle, leaps off with FRUIT SMASH! But Austin rolls out of the way, Walter lands on his feet and rolls. Once he gets back up he runs at Austin as Austin begins to rise, Walter leaps up hooking Austin's head and delivers a tornado DDT. Walter picks him up, clinches Austin's head and begins violently throwing knees to the face and to the body. Walter then tosses Austin to the ground, climbs the turnbuckle. At the top, Walter reaches into his speedo pulling out a grape and eats it. Walter then taunts Austin, leaps up delivering FRUIT SMASH! And falls right into the cover after.)

Ref: ONE!... TWO!.... THHHRRRR (KICKOUT!)

Jr: BAH GAWD! HE KICKED OUT OF FRUIT SMASH!

KG: I'm as shocked as Walter right now.

King: I guess the Melon Gods like Austin.

KG: It's all part if the plan king.

(Walter in complete shock, viciously lifts up Austin, whips him hard into the ropes. On the return Austin ducks an attack from Walter and continues. Quickly, on the return Austin connects with ONE AND ONLY! Folding Walter in half and falling on top.)

Ref: ONE!... TWO... TTHHHHHRRRRR

(Suddenly Apple Juice Styles is in the ring with Shinsuke Nakamango. Nobody saw them coming in from the crowd. After ripping Austin off of Walter Nakamango lifts Austin and AJ hits him hard with a running knee. The ref calls it.)

DING! DING! DING!

JR: Come on! This isn't fair, it's three on one!

KG: That's what the Melon Gods think of that!

King: Quiet, we might see Melonia! Please!!

(As AJ and Nakamango stomp Austin, Walter begins to climb. But suddenly Edge comes sprinting out from the back. Nakamango turns facing him motioning and yelling "COME ON!" Right when Edge is about to jump and slide into the ring he's blind side by Kenny Omegrape with a chair. Outside the ring Kenny begins violently smashing Edge with the steel chair, inside Nakamango and AJ hold Austin. Walter bounces off the ropes and in the return dives head first connecting to Austin with a hard BANANA SPLIT! The Melon Club meet outside the ring, Walter grabs his Extreme championship and holds it high as The Duck Song blasts and the four of them leave to the back.)

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner by disqualification, THE ONE, AUSTIN JOSEPH!

Jr: Something tells me the Inhumans aren't finished with the Melon Club.

KG: Is it the Melon Gods speaking to you?

King: Such a great end!

(“Tear the stars from the sky” blasts on the PA system. Paige walks out on the stage, she side steps down to the ring. She steps on the stage, and she yells out to the crowd. She steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Paige hasn’t had many main roster matches, we’ll see how she does.

King-She’s had a decent amount of BWO matches however.

Kris Gaffney-And for that we are grateful.

Purple and teal lights float throughout the arena as "Gossip Girl" starts blaring. Carolina Jenkins steps through the curtain with her best friend Jazz Simons standing beside her. The crowd bursts into loud boos as the two ladies just laugh. They slowly make their way down the ring while bad mouthing the fans. Carolina slides into the ring as Jazz remains on the floor. Carolina poses on the second turnbuckle while smirking towards everyone.

JR-Carolina Jenkins had a successful debut last week, we will see what she does against Paige.

King-Paige has had mixed results in the BWO, so it should be interesting.

Kris Gaffney-I would say Paige probably wouldn’t be a fan of you saying so…but she admitted as much herself.

[Carolina Jenkins and Paige start out pacing around the ring. Carolina runs towards Piage, Paige is able to counter with an arm bar that sends Carolina Jenkins flying towards the other side of the ring. Carolina Jenkins gets up to her feet, Paige runs at her, and she connects with a running forarm that puts down Carolina Jenkins. Paige gets up to her feet, and once she gets up to her feet, she hits a few fists to the face, and she tries to whip her to the ropes. Carolina Jenkins is able to reverse the whip. She bounces off of the ropes, Carolina Jenkins lowers her head, and Paige kicks her in the face. Carolina Jenkins is stunned. Carolina Jenkins gets kicked in the gut, and Paige kicks her in the gut, she hooks her up for a vertical suplex, and she connects with a snap suplex. Paige gets up, and she drops an elbow drop across the chest. Paige goes into the cover on Carolina Jenkins. The ref counts 1……..2…KICK OUT by Carolina Jenkins. Paige yells “WHAT?!”. Jenkins tries to get up to her feet. Paige kicks her in the ribs, and she rolls towards the corner. Paige pushes her into the corner, she hooks her head, runs out of the corner, and she connects with a running bulldog that puts her down into the mat. Carolina Jenkins stays on the mat, Paige doesn’t seem like she wants go into the cover again, she instead picks up Jenkins, and she lifts her up for the Rampaige. But Carolina hits a elbow to the side of the head, and then antoher one. Finally breaking the hold as she stumbles around on her feet.]

JR-Paige might be regretting not going for the pin.

King-But then again, if she couldn’t hit the Rampaige, there is nothing saying that she would have kicked out.

Kris Gaffney-I guess that’s true.

[Carolina Jenkins runs to the ropes, she bounces off of the ropes, Paige goes for a hip toss, but Carolina is able to land on her feet. Carolina Jenkins hits a sit down jaw breaker that dazes Paige. Carolina picks up Paige, and she hits a sit down slam driver. She hooks the leg of Paige. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2…………..KICK OUT by Paige. Carolina Jenkins takes a few moments as Jazz Simons hits the mat trying ot get her to fight up. Carolina is taking her time to get up to her feet, knowing that she has a certain amount of time to recover. Paige is up however, she runs towards Carolina Jenkins, she counters with a drop toe hold that sends her on the second rope. Paige rolls around holding her throat, she gets up to her feet, and Carolina hooks her, and drops her with a running bulldog.]

JR-Carolina Jenkins hits Paige with the running bulldog.

King-Wade Wilson probably wasn’t a fan of that.

[Carolina Jenkins waits for Paige to get up to her feet. She kicks her in the gut, she yells for her finisher Oh! Carolina! She runs towards the ropes, she hooks, and goes for the swinging neck breaker, but Paige spins out of it. Carolina turns right into a pick up by Paige, Paige drops Carolina on her face for the Rampaige! Carolina seems out of it. Paige goes into the cover on Carolina. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2…………..3!!]

JR-Carolina got her finisher countered, and Paige took the opening to hit her finisher, the Rampaige.

King-If she went for “turn the paige”, I think we would have been dizzy.

The light go out, cell phones start flashing all over the arena. “Nightmare!” screams through the speakers. A spotlight hits the entrance curtain as Jeremiah walks through. He stops atop the ramp and pans across the crowd with a satisfied smile and jogs down the ramp and to the ring. He hoists himself up onto the apron with the ropes and climbs a turnbuckle from the outside. He raises his right arm proudly, and drops back to the apron. Jeremiah crawls through the ropes and starts to loosen up.

JR-This is the new comer Jeremiah Dixon’s first match in the EMF.

King-His second one is later tonight.

Kris Gaffney-I guess we’ll see if he has what it takes.

(“Desert Crow’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Desert Crow walks out on the stage. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Desert Crow’s team didn’t quite have the success that he probably wanted.

King-Although he wasn’t pinned, so there is that.

Kris Gaffney-Plus wasn’t he walking after the match…that’s always a good thing.

[Jeremiah Dixon stands in the middle of the ring. Desert Crow runs into the ring. Jeremiah Dixon ducks under. Desert Crow turns around Dixon goes for a kick to the gut. Crow catches it, and throws it back down, and Jeremiah Crow throws it down, and he connects with a hand spring kick to the side of the head. Desert Crow stumbles around, and Desert Crow throws him with a standing arm drag. Desert Crow gets up to his feet, dazed. He gets hit with a scoop slam. Jermiah Dixon hits a hand spring leg drop. Jerimaih Dixon goes into the cover on Desert Crow. The ref counts 1……………….2….KICK OUT by Desert Crow. Desert Crow tries to get up to his feet, and Jeremiah “Impact” Dixon hits a few stomps on the downed Desert Crow, he calls for the full nelson slam as he waits for Desert Crow.]

JR-It looks like Jeremiah Dixon wants to end this match right now.

King-He doesn’t get paid by the hour.

Kris Gaffney-That’s why he’s called “Impact”.

[Desert Crow stumbles up Jeremiah Dixon goes for the full nelson slam. Desert Crow counters with a snapmare. Jeremiah Dixon hits a super kick that stumbles him backwards. Desert Crow hits a kick to the gut, and he plants him down with an impaler DDT. Jeremiah Dixon is down. Desert Crow goes into the cover on Jeremiah Dixon. The ref counts 1`…………..2……KICK OUT by Jeremiah Dixon.]

JR-Desert Crow has turned the tables.

King-Maybe we should have booked Desert Eagle.

Kris Gaffney-Whoever that is.

[Desert Crow waits for Jeremiah Dixon to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. He hits a few fists to the face. He whips him to the ropes. Jeremiah Dixon bounces off of the ropes, Desert Crow goes for a double axe handle. Jeremiah Dixon ducks under, he hooks him, and drops Desert Crow for a full nelson slam. Jeremiah Dixon goes into the cover on Desert Crow. The ref counts 1……………2…………..3!!]

JR-Jeremiah defeats Desert Crow. Desert Crow however will get a chance for revenge later on in the main event.

King-If he can find Jeremiah in all the madness…

Walking to the ring, wearing a custom robe with "Muhammad Ali" name on the back. Before he enters into the ring, he walks on the apron to the nearest corner, climbing on it, The Rock-esque. Then Ali enters the ring and removes his robe and gives it to announcer.

JR-The boxing legend has had a successful transition to professional wreslting thus far.

King-He’s off to a better start in his EMF career than some other fighters from different relms.

Kris Gaffney-Were looking at you Ronda Rousey.

"Happy" blares as Vultrix comes out in long tights and a leather jacket. He doesn't seem to care much about the fans as he walks down the ramp. He slides into the ring and leans against the furthest turnbuckle.

JR-Vultrix had a successful First Blood.

King-Unlike Angelus, he sure did drag out him winning.

Kris Gaffney-What a drama queen!

[Vultrix and Muhammad Ali stand in the ring. Ali talks trash to Vultrix. This obviously makes Vultrix react, he throws a fist to the face, and he ducks under, and he hits a few fists to the face. One takes Vultrix off of the feet. Vultrix hits the mat, and he gets up, but he stumbles backwards, and he falls into the corner. Muhammad Ali runs towards Vultrix in the corner. Muhammad Ali gets hit boot to the face. Ali stumbles backwards. Vultrix runs to the ropes, he jumps off of the second rope, and he goes for some sort of move, what we will never know because he hits an upper cut that puts Vultrix out of the air. Vultrix goes down. Muhammad Ali goes nto the cover on Vultrix. The ref goes into position to make the count, the ref counts 1…………..2….KICK OUT by Vultrix!! Muhammad Ali puts Vultrix into a seated position, and he puts Vultrix into a nerve hold. Vultrix is in a lot of pain and he tries to fight up to his feet, but as he fights up to his feet.Muhammad Ali grabs his hair, and drives him down on the mat. He crashes down on the mat, and he slowly gets up to his feet. Muhammad Ali waits for Vultrix to get up to his feet. Muhammad Ali picks up, and he hits a body slam that sends him back into the corner. He goes into the corner, and he jumps in the air, and he hits a knee drop into the face that puts him down on the mat. Vultrix down on the mat, he rolls around in the mat in pain. He rolls out of the ring, and he rolls out of ring. Vultrix gets up to his feet. He slowly gets up to his feet. Muhammad Ali runs towards the ropes, and he sling shots himself over the top rope. Vultrix flying over the top rope, and he flips over as he crashes down on the mat.]

JR-Muhammad Ali is taking it to Vultrix.

King-That’s why he’s the greatest JR!!

Kris Gaffney-Vultrix certainly doesn’t disagree at this point.

[Muhammad Ali waits for Vultrix to get up to feet. He slowly gets up to his feet, and he hits a jab to his face, then another one, then another one. He goes for an upper cut to complete the Ali Shuffle. But Vultrix is able to duck under. Muhammad Ali turns around, and Vultrix hits an ezuguri that connects with the side of the head of Muhammad Ali. Vultrix gets up to his feet, and he hits a few fists to the face that stumbles back Muhammad Ali. He tries to whip Muhammad Ali to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Muhammad Ali. Vultrix bounces off of the ropes, he jumps in the air after he bounces off of the ropes. Vultrix hits a jumping clothesline that puts down Muhammad Ali, he is slow to get upt o his feet. Once he is up to his feet. He kicks him in the gut, and he plants him down with a snap suplex. Muhammad Ali gets up, and Vultrix measures up, he runs otwards Muhammad Ali jumps, and drops Vultrix with a running double knee jaw breaker. Muhammad Ali is down on the mat. Vultrix goes into the cover on Muhammad Ali. The ref goes into position to make the count, the ref counts 1……….2….KICK OUT by Muhammad Ali!! Vultrix picks up Muhammad Ali, he lifts him up, and he drops him with a body slam. He goes to the outside of the ring, and he starts to climb up to the top rope.]

JR-Vultrix is going to fly.

King-I don’t think Muhammad Ali is use to this.

Kris Gaffney-…I specifically remember Mike Tyson jumping off a post to do a shooting star press when they fought…

[Vultrix measures up on Ali who is staggering up to his feet. VUltrix jumps off of the top rope, but Vultrix gets hit with the decimation right cross rightout of the air. Vultrix goes down. Ali goes into the cover on Vultrix. The ref counts 1…………2………….3!!]

JR-Muhammad Ali catches him with that deadly right cross, and gets the victory.

(“Crank it up” blasts on the PA system. Pyrotechnics blasts from the stage. The Big Show walks out on the stage looking not happy. He steps inside of the ring, he rises his arm to the crowd.)

JR-Both didn’t have the First Blood’s they wanted, but tonight is a night to redeem themselves.

King-Even though only one will do it.

Kris Gaffney-I got my money on the Big Show…he’s too big!!

(“If you smell” blasts on the PA system. The Rock walks out on the stage, he steps inside of the ring, and he steps on the turnbuckle. He rises his arm.)

JR-The Rock like the Big Show missed out on becoming a champion.

King-At least he survived.

Kris Gaffney-That’s someone else…

[The Rock and the Big Show pace around the ring. The Big Show throws a wild fist to the face, and the Rock is able to duck under. The Rock hits a few fists to the face of the Big Show. The Big Show rocks backwards, and the Rock ducks under a fist to the face by the Big Show trying to answer back on the Rock. The Rock runs to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. The Rock hits a running forearm shot to the face. The Big Show staggers backwards, but he does not fall down. The Rock runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. The Big Show goes for a big boot to the face. The Rock ducks under, and he continues to the other side of the ring. He bounces off of the other side of the ring, and he bounces off of the other side of thering. The Rock jumps in the air, and he hits a flying forearm shot to the face that knocks down the Big Show. The Big Show hits the mat hard, but is quick to get up to his feet, and he stumbles up to his feet. The Rock hits a few fists to the face, the Big Show backs up, and now is reeling on the ropes. He tries to whip him to the ropes, but the Big Show is able to reverse the whip. The Rock bounces off of the ropes. The Big Show lowers his head, the Rock grabs the Big Show by the head, and he drops him down on the mat. He hits the mat hard. The Big Show bounces up to his feet, he slowly gets up to his feet dazed. The Rock yells something at the Big Show, the Rock kicks him in the gut, and he plants him down on the mat. The Rock pushes the Big Show on his back. The Rock goes into the cover on the Big Show. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2………..KICK OUT by the Big Show!! The Rock puts the Big Show into a seated position, and he puts him into a chin lock as the ref makes sure it isn’t a choke.]

JR-The Rock so far has been able to move quickly, and the Big Show’s power advantage has not been a factor.

King-Not yet anyways.

Kris Gaffney-It could be only a matter of time.

[The Big Show starts to get up to his feet. The Big Show hits a few elbows into the gut, and then he gets on the side of the Rock. He lifts him up, and he drops him with a side walk slam. The Big Show takes a few moments to rest up, and once he gets up to his feet, the Rock rolls away. He gets up in the corner. The Big Show runs towards him, and he connects with a running body avalauche that crushes the Rock in the corner. The Big Show runs to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, the Rock is stumbling out of the corner, and The Big Show hits a running big boot that connects on the Rock. The Rock goes down on the mat. The Big Show yells as he is now getting pumped up for his next move.]

JR-The Big Show might be ready to end this here.

King-He doesn’t seem to be in a good mood.

Kris Gaffney-When is he ever in a good mood?

[The Big Show waits for the Rock the Rock stumbles up to his feet, and The Big Show goes for the WMD. The Rock ducks under. The Big Show turns around, and the Rock connects with the Rock Bottom!! The Rock goes into the cover on the Big Show. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2……….3!!]

JR-The Rock wins this match!!

King-Well, I guess we answered the question about who would want this match more.

(“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage, he has his web camera. He gets footage for his web show. He enters the ring, and he waits for his opponent.)

JR-This is going to be quite a test for Ryder.

King-He faced Wretch before.

Kris Gaffney-He wasn’t his primary focus though…

(Arena lights go black as Lux Aeterna (Tenebrosi Stellata Version) "Eternal Light Dark Star" hits and Wretched walks out holding a candle.)

Her Dark Star hails from The Danvers State Lunatic Asylum, Salem Massachusetts and at Six Foot Eleven inches tall – at Four Hundred and Twenty Pounds he is… THE WRETCHED NOBODY!

(Nobody blows the candle out and the arena lights rise again. He slithers under the bottom rope and slides back sitting in the corner. Nobody reaches for the top rope and pulls himself back to his feet. He rolls his neck and glares hard at the floor as he rocks side to side in his corner – gently tapping together the tips of his fingers seeming intent on hearing the sweet release of the bell ringing.)

JR-This man has carved a path of destruction through the EMF.

King-I’m still hoping that they debut a fruit version of them.

Kris Gaffney-Grape Brutal must happen!

[Zack Ryder stands in the ring as the crowd starts to chant “Let’s go Ryder Woo! Woo! Woo. Zack Ryder pumps up the crowd. He walks into a fist by The Wretched Nobody. Zack Ryder goes down on the mat. Zack Ryder says “you serious bro?”. Wretched Nobody picks up, and he hits a head butt that stumbles backwards Zack Ryder. Seemly Wretched Nobody is extremely serious, bro. The Wretched Nobody pushes Zack Ryder into the corner, and he connects with a knee lift into the gut that drives the air out of Zack Ryder. He repeats one more time. Before the ref gets on Wretched Nobody’s case, Wretch brings Zack Ryder out of the corner, and he whips him to the ropes. Zack Ryder bounces off of the ropes. WRetvhed Nobody lowers his head, and connects with a back body drop that sends Zack Ryder flying through the air, he crashes down hard on his back. He yells as he hits the mat, and he rolls out of the ring. Wretched Nobody doesn’t seem like he wants to stop the attack as he slides out of the ring. He picks up Zack Ryder, and he leads him over to the steps, he smashes his face into the ring steps. He hits hard into the ring steps. Zack Ryder falls down to one knee. The Wretched Nobody picks up Zack Ryder, and holds him over his head into a military press, he holds him up for a little bit as he walks towards the ring, and he dumps Zack Ryder through the middle rope, and Zack Ryder crashes down on the mat. He rolls on the mat. Wretched Nobody gets into the ring, he runs going for his big boot to the face. Zack Ryder ducks under, and he goes for a the Rough Ryder. It’s blocked, and dropped right into a power bomb. Wretched Nobody falls back thinking of what he should do next.]

JR-Ryder went for the home run, and didn’t get it.

King-That was more of a strike out.

Kris Gaffney-At this moment, Ryder probably agree’s it sure feels like it.

[Wretched Nobody picks up Zack Ryder, and he puts him over his shoulder, Zack Ryder is able to slide out of the back, Wretched Nobody turns around. Zack Ryder hits a standing drop kick that makes him stumble backwards. Zack Ryder see’s an opening, he runs towards the corner, and connects with a clothesline in the corner. Wretched Nobody falls into the corner into a seated position. Zack Ryder looks around as the crowd starts to build up for his next move. Zack Ryder measures up, and he fists pumps. Woo! Woo! Woo! He runs towards The Wretched Nobody, and he connects with a running boot to the face that turns his head we know as the Broski Boot. Wretched Nobody is pulled away from the ropes, Zack Ryder goes into the cover on the Wretched Nobody. Zack Ryder goes into the cover on Wretched Nobody. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………….2………KICK OUT by Wretched Nobody with power. Zack Ryder is seated on the mat not believing the power of the Wretched Nobody. Wretched Nobody is getting up to his feet quickly however, Zack Ryder meets him with a few fists to the face, and Zack Ryder hits a low drop kick to one leg. Zack Ryder hooks Wretch, and drops him with a whiplash DDT.]

JR-Zack Ryder drops Wretched Nobody with the Whiplash DDT.

King-I got to wonder if that will stop Wretch.

Kris Gaffney-You’d think it would…

[Wretch bounces off of the mat. Zack Ryder runs to the ropes. Zack Ryder goes for a running clothesline. Wretch ducks under. Ryder runs to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. Zack Ryder runs right into a Trephination by Wretched Nobody. Zack Ryder goes to the mat. Wretched Nobody goes into the cover on Ryder. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2…………3!!]

JR-Ryder walks right into the Terphination which was the difference maker.

King-More like run into it.

(“Down with the sickness” blasts on the PA system. Angelus Archer walks out on the stage. He stares down the crowd as he walks down to the ring, and he rolls into the ring.)

JR-Angelus has been looking to get his footing back, First Blood seems to be a good start.

King-He wanted it to be against Kenny Omegrape.

Kris Gaffney-Well, he gets a chance to smash him tonight.

(“The duck song” blasts on the PA system. Kenny Omegrape walks out on the stage. He throws grapes at the audience. Triple H walks out on the stage, he spits water in Kenny’s face, Kenny throws grapes back. Fun was have by all. Triple H leaves, and Kenny enters the ring.)

JR-That was…interesting.

King-Well, guess it only proves he’s not the only one to throw/split something into the crowd.

Kris Gaffney-I’m not sure which one is worse…

King-Fruit is always better.

[Angelus Archer and Kenny Omegrape stand in the ring. Angelus Archer takes down Kenny Omegrape with a double leg take down, and he hits a few fists to the face of Kenny Omegrape. Kenny Omegrape trying to stop this reaches up, and rakes the eyes, and he gets up to his feet. Kenny Omegrape hits a few fists to the face that makes him back up into the ropes, he tries to whip him to the ropes, but Angelus Archer is able to reverse the whip. He bounces off of the ropes, Angelus Archer jumps in the air, and he connects with a spinning heel kick that puts him down on the mat. Kenny Omegrape is dazed, and Angelus Archer hooks Kenny Omegrape, and he throws him over his head, and he connects with a t-bone suplex that sends Kenny Omegrape flying through the air, spinning, and landing on his side, he rolls under the ropes, and he falls out of the ring. Angelus Archer steps outside of the ring, and he lurks above Kenny Omegrape, and he drops an axe handle on the back of Kenny OMegrape. Kenny Omegrape falls down to a knee, and Angelus Archer grabs Kenny Omegrape he double under hooks him, and he lifts him up, and he drops him with a double under hook suplex. He splats on the mat. He slowly gets up to his feet. Angelus Archer picks up Kenny Omegrape, and he throws Kenny Omegrape into the ring. Angelus Archer stares down the crowd who are yelling things at him. Angelus Archer climbs up on the apron, and he goes over to the turnbuckle. He starts to climb up to the top turnbuckle.]

JR-It looks like Angelus is about to take a chance.

King-I’m instantly not a fan.

Kris Gaffney-Not a fan of Angelus?

King-No…no…I mean of high risk moves…I don’t want to die.

Kris Gaffney-Call Zack Ryder..

[Angelus Archer steady’s himself on the top rope. But Kenny Omegrape is able to get up, and dive on the top rope. Angelus Archer falls on the top rope. Kenny Omegrape is stunned, but he decides to not to rest up. Kenny Omegrape hits a few fists to the face to Angelus on the top rope. Kenny Omegrape hooks Angelus Archer on the top rope, and he sets up Angelus Archer, and he hits a super plex that sends Angelus Archer flying towards the ground. Both wrestlers crashes down on the mat. Both Angelus Archer, and Kenny Omegrape are down on the mat, neither is moving, and Kenny Omegrape is starting to turn towards Angelus Archer, and he throws his arm over Angelus Archer. The ref goes into position to make the count, the ref counts 1…………2…KICK OUT by Angelus Archer. Both wrestlers are still down on the mat, but slowly they get up to their feet. Angelus Archer goes for a kick to the head, but Kenny Omegrape ducks under, he hooks Angelus Archer, he lifts him up, and he drops him with a belly to back suplex. Angelus Archer hits into the mat. He rolls away, and he gets up in the corner. Kenny Omegrape is up to his feet. He runs towards the corner, he jumps in the air, and he connects with a splash in the corner.]

JR-Kenny Omegrape is making a come back.

King-I’m sure Angelus wouldn’t want it to be easy.

Kris Gaffney-Or would he…

[Kenny Omegrape waits for Angelus Archer to stumble towards him, and he picks him up, but Angelus slides out of the back. Kenny turns around into a kick to the head. Angelus Archer hooks Kenny Omegrape. He throws him, Angelus connects with the Slain!! Angelus Archer goes into the cover on Kenny Omegrape. The ref goes into position. The ref counts 1………….2………….3!!]

JR-Angelus Archer connects with the kick he was going for earlier in the match, and he gets the win.

(We come back from commercial as the ring already has Daryl Prichard, Desert Crow, Tony Ikeda, and Randall Flagg. “Ultimate countdown” blasts on the PA system. Daniel Bryan walks out on the stage. He nods his head, and he does his “YES!!” taunt down to the ring. “The Duck Song” blasts on the PA system as Kenny Omegrape walks out on the stage, he throws grapes to the crowd.)

JR-It’s time for our main event.

King-I’m sure that Kenny Omegrape is hoping this goes better than his last match.

Kris Gaffney-Although he did do a entrance with Triple H…that’s something.

(The light go out, cell phones start flashing all over the arena. “Nightmare!” screams through the speakers. A spotlight hits the entrance curtain as Jeremiah walks through. He stops atop the ramp and pans across the crowd with a satisfied smile and jogs down the ramp and to the ring. He hoists himself up onto the apron with the ropes and climbs a turnbuckle from the outside. He raises his right arm proudly, and drops back to the apron. Jeremiah crawls through the ropes and starts to loosen up. Walking to the ring, wearing a custom robe with "Muhammad Ali" name on the back. Before he enters into the ring, he walks on the apron to the nearest corner, climbing on it, The Rock-esque. Then Ali enters the ring and removes his robe and gives it to announcer. )

JR-Muhammad Ali had better luck than Omegrape.

King-I don’t think it’s fair…Kenny didn’t have much of a rest.

Kris Gaffney-Well, someone at some point had to be the one who didn’t…guess it’s Kenny.

King-You’re right…as long as he has fruit, the melon gods will bring him to victory!!

Kris Gaffney-As long as their not being jerks.

[Jermiah Dixon, Muhammad Ali, Tony Ikeda, Desert Crow, Daniel Bryan, Daryl Prichard, Kenny Omegrape, and Randall Flagg stand in the ring. The bell rings no one goes to fight just yet Randall Flagg decides to go after Daniel Bryan, Daniel Bryan ducks under a clothesline, and he hooks him, and he lifts him up, and he dumps him over the top of the ropes with a belly to back suplex. The rest of the wrestlers start to brawl with fists to the face. Daniel Bryan on the other hand decides to get away from the chaos, he goes up to the nearest turnbuckle. He waits for Randall Flagg to get where he wants him, and he jumps off of the top rope, and he connects with a flying cross body block on Randall Flagg. Daniel Bryan hits a few fists to the face of Randall Flagg. Daniel Bryan picks up Randall Flagg, and he leads him over to the ring steps, and he whips him to the ring steps, he smashes hard back first. This echo’s through out the arena. Daniel Bryan stands over Randall Flagg, and he hits a few stomps on the downed Randall Flagg as the crowd reacts, and chants “YES!”. Daniel Bryan decides to give them what they want as Randall Flagg is on his knee’s, and he hits a kick to the ribs (YES!), another kick to the ribs (YES!), another kick to the ribs (YES!), finally another kick to the ribs (YES!).]

JR-Daniel Bryan has not let up on Randall Flagg.

King-Guess Daniel Bryan didn’t see a white flag being waved.

Kris Gaffney-I don’t think that would stop him at this point.

[Muhammad Ali it being hit with fists to the face by Desert Crow, seemly he’s being effected by it. Desert Crow goesf or a an extra hard fist to the face, but Muhammad Ali ducks under, and he hits a jab, Desert Crow’s head fly’s backwards. He hits another one, and then Muhmmad Ali connects with an upper cut that puts him down on the mat. Desert Crow stumbles up to his feet. Muhammad Ali hits a head butt. He stumbles backwards, and he falls back into the ropes. Muhammad Ali tries to whip him to the ropes, and is successful in doing so Desert Crow bounces off of the ropes. Muhammad Ali lowers his head, and he connects with a back body drop. Desert Crow crashes down on the mat hard, and he slowly gets up to his feet in pain, and Muhammad Ali measures up, and he runs towards Desert Crow, and he connects with a running clothesline that sends Desert Crow backwards, and he crashes down on the mat.]

JR-Muhammad Ali making a come back.

King-Guess you can’t doubt the greatest.

Kris Gaffney-I’m sure he’s considering doing a shooting star press now.

[Kenny Omegrape is being hit with fists by Jeremiah Dixon in the corner. Dixon runs towards Kenny Omegrape, and Kenny Omegrape Kenny Omegrape counters with a boot to the face. Kenny Omegrape can’t follow up. Jeremiah Dixon runs to the corner. Kenny Omegrape hooks Jeremiah Dixon, and drops him backwards into a inverted Russian leg sweep that sends Jeremiah’s face first. Jeremiah Dixon stumbles forward. Kenny Omegrape is able to pull himself up to the second rope, he motions for Jeremiah Dixon to get where he wants him to be, and then he jumps off of the top rope, and he connects with a flying back eblow that puts him down on the mat. Kenny Omegrape realizes that no one is really paying much attention to him at the moment, and Kenny Omegrape goes into the cover on Jeremiah Dixon. The ref counts 1……………….2……..Tony Ikeda comes into the picture, and he hits a double axe handle to save the match for him, and the rest of the people in the match.]

JR-I don’t know if Jeremiah was in danger or not of not kicking out, but Tony wanted to make sure.

King-You can’t take any risks, you never know.

Kris Gaffney-That’s true.

[Tony Ikeda picks up Kenny Omegrape, he hooks him, and he drops him with a full nelson slam. Kenny Omegrape rolls out of the ring, and suddenly he gets attacked by Jeremiah Dixon with a running forearm that stumbles him forward. Jeremiah Dixon hooks Tony Ikeda, he throws him, and Tony Ikeda fly’s through the air, and he crashes down on the mat. Jeremiah Dixon yells for Tony Ikeda to get up to his feet. Jeremiah Dixon pegs Tony Ikeda with a few fists to the face, and he backs up. He connects with a super kick. Tony Ikeda doesn’t go down to the mat. Tony Ikeda gets hit with a kick to the gut that doubles him over. He hooks him, and he drops him for a brain buster. Jeremiah gets up to his feet. Out of no where Daryl Prichard hits him with a stone fist. Jeremiah Dixon rolls out of the ring. Daryl Prichard turns right into a kick by Desert Crow, he hooks him, and drops him with a piledriver!! Desert Crow gets up, only to be hit with a steel chair by Randall Flagg. Randall Flagg turns to smash someone else. He gets hit with a running knee by Daniel Bryan. Randall Flagg goes down on the mat. He gets up. Daniel Bryan runs, and he hits a clothesline that takes him and Flagg out of the ring. Desert Crow is stumbling up to his feet. Desert Crow gets hit with the decimation right cross by Muhammad Ali!! Ali goes into the cover on Desert Crow. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2………….3!!]

JR-Muhammad Ali wins this match!!

King-He sure picked his spot.

Kris Gaffney-Guess he knows when to sting like a bee.

(Muhammad Ali stands over taunting Desert Crow as Shockwave goes off the air.)