EMF: Shockwave
	(The EMF logo flashes on the screen) (The lights are turned off as pyrotechnics rain down on the stage crashing every time they hit and lighting up the arena. The lights turn on and the fans yell. They hold up their signs as the camera’s get shots of them. The camera’s sweep around the arena. Finally we get a zoomed out shot of the arena as we see the location information. Finally we get one more shot of the crowd as the commentators speak over the shot.) JR-Tonight the EMF comes to you live from Detroit. Welcome to Saturday Shockwave. I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross and I’m joined by Jerry “the King” Lawler and Kris “KG” Gaffney at ring side. King-Tonight we find out who will be facing some of the champions at Latino Heat. Kris Gaffney-A show that everyone always wants to bring out there best for, we will see who will get the chance to do so tonight. JR-Speaking of which, let’s start with the opening match of the night. ("Cry Little Sister" blasts over the PA System and Rebecca Michelle heads down to the ring, holding a microphone. She addresses the audience, looking pissed off.) Rebecca Michelle: Last month, I entered a Battle Royal to try and become the Number One Contender to the EMF Women's Championship. Winning the title is a goal I have held for many years... and while I gave up on that dream to start dating my hero, Mickie James, it appears both of my dreams are now slipping through my fingers, and I cannot allow that to happen. Mickie has been all too distant from me lately, and then I see the headlines of this happening at an EMF House Show.... (Rebecca motions to the EMF tron where a video plays from a House Show. Mickie James was in a match with Tiffany that is thrown out for a DQ when Stacy Hancock and Kelly Kelly attack her and it turns into a 3 on 1 beat down. Suddenly, Maria Kanellis comes out to make the save. Mickie and Maria fight off the 3 attackers, and then Mickie grabs Maria and kisses her, which pops the crowd both in the video and in the audience. We go back to Rebecca who looks angry.) Rebecca: And I don't have to tell you that this wasn't a one off. And I don't mind.... not really.... because Mickie always comes home to me.... and hey, having a third party around has been.... fun, in it's own way. But I've had enough now. I'm taking what I want in life..... and that's Mickie, and the title. I was told that if I eliminated AJ Lee from the Battle Royal, I would be rewarded. Not only did I do that.... I also helped Eva retain the title over Bayley. So I'm calling both of you out.... I'm calling out Mickie to resolve our issues... and I'm calling out Eva to give me a title shot right here tonight! (It goes quiet in the arena and then "Dirty Little Girl" plays over the PA System. Mickie James comes out on to the ramp, but to Rebecca's annoyance, Maria is with her. The two of them head down to the ring, and Mickie addresses Rebecca.) Mickie: I have to say... I'm a bit confused here. I didn't hear any objections from you when I bought Maria into our bed room.... quite the opposite. Much like I didn't hear any objections when I cashed in my briefcase on Christy Hemme last year..... wasn't that fun? Now all of a sudden you have a problem? Now you think I'm slipping away? Babe... I'm just doing what I do best.... and you've been enjoying the ride.... Rebecca: Well, not anymore Mickie. We've had fun, but I'm done with that. I want you, and I know you want me too. We've been doing this for years. It's time we stop messing around.... and make this official. I didn't plan on doing this here.... but you bringing that whore out here has made up my mind... it's now or never Mickie.... (Suddenly, Rebecca drops to one knee, and pulls out a ring. Mickie looks startled.) Rebecca: Will you marry me? (The crowd pop loudly and start a YES chant, but Mickie looks unsure. Mickie looks at Maria, and smiles, and Maria smiles back. Mickie turns back to Rebecca, still looking confused. Before she can even respond "Boss It" plays and out comes Eva Marie. She stands at the top of the ramp and addresses the trio.) Eva Marie: What do you think this is? Some kind of soap opera? I'm not having this garbage on my show. You three can sort out your disgusting issues on someone else's time but the champion is speaking now. Rebecca.... I appreciate everything you did for me last month, and I am a Lady of her word. You will be rewarded. I will give you a match tonight, and if you win..... you'll get a Title Shot against me at Latino Heat. Your opponent will be...... she smirks.... Maria Kanellis! Oh.... and because I'm in a charitable mood... it'll be a Bra and Panties match.... that starts.... right now! (The bell rings and Mickie James is asked to leave the ring by the referee. Rebecca and Maria both look uncomfortable, not least of all because Rebecca didn't get an answer from Mickie. She turns to Mickie who is on the outside, asking for an answer, but as she's distracted, Maria rolls her up and uses the positioning to remove Rebecca's pants, leaving her in her black panties that she probably wouldn't have chosen for such a match. Rebecca jumps to her feet and yells at Maria, asking what she's doing. Maria shrugs her shoulders and Rebecca loses her cool and starts hammering away at Maria, taking her down and hitting some hard shots to the face as the referee tries to calm her down. As the referee pulls Rebecca back, Mickie James pulls Maria to the outside of the ring. Maria is clearly hurting and Mickie looks annoyed at Rebecca and then heads backstage with Maria, walking out on the match. Rebecca is shrieking at them to come back and finish the match as we go to commercial.) (We return to find Rebecca Michelle backstage with Eva Maria. She looks visibly annoyed.) Rebecca: I demand another match. A different match. I want my title shot..... and you need to give it to me. Eva Marie: Oh Rebecca.... you need to smarten up a bit..... look.... (Eva pushes open the door to the Divas locker room, and inside we find Mickie James and Maria Kanellis making out, and Maria is in her bra and panties. Eva smirks.) Eva: Looks like you won..... (Rebecca is furious and grabs someone's bad from nearby and hurls it at Mickie and Maria, causing them to break apart. She grabs Maria and hurls her into the wall as Mickie shouts at her. Eva just smirks and closes the door, leaving them to it as we head back to the ring). (“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage with his web camera, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-This match has two falls, the first for the World Championship, the second for the Extreme Championship. King-Just think if the Badd Bros face each other. Kris Gaffney-Would it be badd in a good or bad way? (From the back shirtless, jean shorts, work boots, and an American Flag cape on walks Mr. President “Jim Vice!” He stands at the top of the stage with a cold Mericaweiser in his hand. He cracks it open and quickly downs the cold brew and tosses the empty can into the stands. He beats his chest and then from the back slowly, methodically walks GOAT. GOAT hands Jim another Mericaweiser and he quickly downs it before tossing it to the stands again. The two smash their forearms. Jim begins his aggressive walk down the ramp as the crowd begins to erupt in “MERICA, FUCK YEA!” chants. Slower, more methodically walks GOAT, motionless on his face.) Beautiful female announcer: “Ladies and Gentelmen. It is my pleasure to introduce to you. They are at a combined weight of 487 pounds of raw American greatness! One standing 6’2”, the other 6’1”. GOAT! Mr. President, Dr. JIM VICE! Welcome to the ring, TEAM AMERICA!” King-We might not have to worry about it, because the President is going to veto Ryder’s dreams. Kris Gaffney-Not sick bro. King-These days you’d think that would be a positive statement, but OK. The sound of a revolver being loaded stuns the crowd. Instantly the lights drop, plunging the arena into total darkness. Suddenly “Get the strap” by 6ix9ine & 50 Cent blares out over the speakers and the reaction is mixed. The first 12-13 seconds play with no sign of Wade until “Grr grr Go get the strap” bellows out. Wade strolls out calmly to the ring announcement. Not bothered by the cheers and jeers from the crowd, Wade pays little attention as he narrows in on the ring before sliding under the bottom rope. Removing his jacket and tee in the centre of the ring he stands ready for his opponent. JR-Wade Flow has shown himself to be a very hard hitter that can strike very suddenly. King-Very important in this sort of a match. Kris Gaffney-Not having tunnel vision helps too. Ricky comes onto the ramp with a huge grin, accompanied by Miss Meadows and a pair of nameless showgirls. On occasion, he will toss commemorative casino chips into the crowd. Once arriving at the ring, Miss Meadows will instruct the showgirls to wait backstage. JR-Ricky Vegas has been an IC champion before, he’s seen these sort of matches. King-Does that help? He probably knows it’s not easy to win. Kris Gaffney-Sometime I guess ignorance is bliss. [Zack Ryder, Wade Flow, Jim Vice and Ricky Vegas stand in the ring on different sides of the ring. Zack Ryder pump up the crowd, this doesn’t seem to please Jim Vice at all for some reason who kicks Zack Ryder in the gut, and he sets him up for USA, but Zack Ryder is able to push him off while Wade Flow and Ricky Vegas throw fists to the face. Jim Vice bounces off of the ropes. Zack Ryder jumps in the air, and he connects with a standing drop kick that knocks down Jim Vice. Jim Vice gets up to his feet, and Zack Ryder ducks under a wild fist to the face. Zack Ryder lifts up Jim Vice, and he drops him with a belly to back back breaker on Jim Vice. Jim Vice is in a lot of pain, but he’s not out of it yet, so Zack Ryder hits a few stomps on the downed Jim Vice.] JR-Jim Vice went for a big move, and it cost him. King-The only positive is that the match is not over. Kris Gaffney-The president veto’s this start. [On the outside of the ring. Wade Flow is over the back of Ricky Vegas. Ricky Vegas attempts to run into the ring post. Wade Flow is able to struggle enough to get behind Ricky Vegas. Wade Flow pushes Ricky Vegas hard into the ring post. Ricky Vegas stumbles around in pain, and he turns around and Wade Flow kicks Ricky Vegas in the gut, and he hooks Ricky Vegas and he drops him with a twist of fate making Ricky Vegas face go into the mat around ring side. Wade Flow grabs Ricky Vegas and he throws him itno the ring. Wade Flow steps inside of the ring. Wade Flow waits for Ricky Vegas to get up to his feet, and Wade Flow kicks Ricky Vegas in the gut, and he hooks him into a piledriver position. Wade Flow lifts him up, and he drops him with a piledriver.] King-Well…I’m just going to take a nap…this match is clearly over. Kris Gaffney-I’m sure you wish it was. [Wade Flow goes into the cover on Ricky Vegas the ref counts 1……………2……..Jim Vice was able to break up the cover with a double axe handle. Jim Vice grabs Wade Flow and he runs towards the corner, and he throws him hard into the ring post. Wade Flow pulls himself out of the corner, and he gets hit with a few stomps in the gut, and he goes down into the corner. Wade Flow is in a seated position in the corner, and Jim Vice backs out of the corner. Jim Vice runs towards Wade Flow, and he connects with a cannon ball.] JR-Jim Vice might have a chance to win this match here. King-Considering the start of this match, that’s a good turn around. Kris Gaffney-With the fact that this sort of match involves a lot of chaos, it shouldn’t be too unexpected however. [Jim Vice gets up to his feet, and he gets hit with a full house that puts down Jim Vice. Ricky Vegas grabs Wade Flow, and he hits a few forearm shots to the face that knocks him backwards into the ropes, and Ricky Vegas whips him ot the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Ricky Vegas lowers his head, and he connects with a big back body drop that sends Wade Flow flying through the air, and he crashes down on the mat. Wade Flow gets up to his feet holding his back. Ricky Vegas picks him up, and he drops him with a body slam. Wade Flow almost instantly gets up, and gets dropped with another body slam. Wade Flow picks up Ricky Vegas, and drops him with another body slam to complete the three of a kind.] JR-Ricky Vegas completes the three of a kind. King-He needs go all in here. Kris Gaffney-And other gambling references! [Zack Ryder attacks Ricky Vegas, and he gets thrown to the outside of the ring. Ryder turns around and he gets blasted with the Flow stopper by Wade Flow. Wade Flow goes into the cover on Ryder. The ref counts 1………………2………….3!! Ricky Vegas tries to get back into the ring, and he tries to go into the cover on Ryder, but what he doesn’t see is Jim Vice sneaking up on him, Vice turns him around, kicks him in the gut, and drops Ricky Vegas for USA. Jim Vice goes into the cover on Ricky Vegas. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2………….3!!] JR-Wade Flow will be going for the World Championship and Jim Vice will be going for the Extreme. There is a mixed reaction as Toots appears wearing her wrestling gear. She is accompanied to the ring by Killer Tschida. She gives Killer a kiss on the cheek before she gets in the ring. JR-Toots is just recently trained to become a wrestler as it’s my understanding. King-We’ll see if some of that legendary influence has rubbed off on her. (“light a fyre” blasts on the PA system. Fyre walks out on the stage, and she slides into the ring.) JR-This imbalanced diva has always been tough to figure out. King-imbalanced in many ways. Kris Gaffney-Although considering what Natasha Jones did…maybe not as much as she once was. [Fyre and Toots pace around the ring, and they lock up. Fyre is able to go around behind Toots and she puts on a waist lock, and Toot’s counters with a elbow to the nose. Fyre staggers backwards. Toots turns around and she see’s Fyre running at Toot’s not happy, and Toots takes her down with a drop toe hold that sends her flying into the mat. Once again nose first. Fyre gets up holding her face. Just as this is happening Toots is coming off of the ropes, and she connects with a running face buster into the knee. Toots hooks Fyre, and she brings her over into a northern lights suplex with a bridge. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2…KICK OUT by Fyre. Both wrestlers roll away from each other. Fyre gets up to her feet, and she once again she doesn’t look too happy. Fyre runs towards Toots, and Fyre gets taken down with a head lock take down putting down Fyre down on the mat. Toots holds down Fyre with the side head lock on the mat, Fyre looks for a way out of the hold as the ref makes sure that she doesn’t want to give it up for some reason.] JR-This might not seem to be a very painful hold, but it can sap strength. King-Probably doesn’t help that Toots hit Fyre on her nose a few times. Kris Gaffney-Probably not. [Fyre gets up to her feet, and she lifts up Toots, and drops her with a belly to back suplex that puts down Toots. Fyre takes a few moments to rest up. Toots gets up to her feet. Toots throws a wild fist to the face. Fyre connects with a few fists to the face. Fyre tries to whip Toots to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Toots. Fyre bounces off of the ropes. Toots lowers her head, Fyre grabs Toots head, and she drops her with a swinging neck breaker putting Toots down.] JR-Fyre is making a come back. King-What do you think Wes Ideka thinks? Kris Gaffney-I think what’s more important is that was not Tony’s dead brother just mentioned… [Fyre picks up Toots, and she goes for the fyrestarter, but Toots goes out of the back. She turns around Fyre, and she drops her with the Killer Kick. Toots goes into the cover on Fyre. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2…………3!!] JR-Toots gets the victory. King-That’s what you get when you are around a legendary figure! "Little V - Double Prelude & Battle Cry" begins playing through the PA Speakers, signifying the entrance of the young prodigy, The Reincarnated King, Arthur Miller. The fans wait in anticipation for Arthur to make his way past the curtain. When the prelude to the song finishes, Arthur makes his way onto the stage alongside Hoshi, with the fans cheering loudly for him. Arthur is looking directly at the ring with a determined look in his eyes. Hoshi looks over at Arthur before looking at the ring, ready to guide him to victory tonight. Arthur Miller begins making his way to the ring with Hoshi making sure to stay by his side while he walks down the rampway. When he makes his way fully down the ramp, he looks around at the cheering fans, ready to give them the show of a lifetime as soon as he makes his way through the ropes. Arthur climbs up onto the aprons before looking back at Hoshi, who gives him a nod before going over to their corner. Arthur goes through the middle ropes, going over to the center of the squared circle where he points a finger gun at the crowd. He then flexes his massive bicep muscle, kissing it before going over to his corner to start the match. JR-This is Arthur Miller’s first match in the EMF. Kris Gaffney-Think he’s ready? King-He better be ready considering who he’s facing. ["Pimp Slap That Hoe" by "Soulja Boi" plays in the background, as the arena is filled with various purple and pink colors. "Mack Daddy" Haynes struts out to the stage, equipped in a flashy purple robe with a white fluffy lining along the interior of the robe. He's equipped in a purple fedora with black shades that are adorned with jewels that say “T” on the right-eye lens and “V” on the left-eye lens. He makes a belt motion over his waist, before doing a "pimp-limp" walk down the ramp, ignoring the boos conducted by the audience along the ramp. He confidently pimp-limp walks down the ramp, before walking up the stairs. He eyes over the crowd, lowering his shades to give the camera a sleezy and confident smile. He then steps into the ring, through the middle-rope, raising his arms in the air with his cane in hand. He then takes off his fedora, robe, and cane, revealing his purple trunks, kneepads, and elbow pads, which have the words "New Champ" on the back of his trunks in gold letters. He eyes the stage, pacing back and forth.] JR-Christopher Haynes hasn’t had the best of luck recently, but you can’t over look him. King-In fact JR…he’ll slap the taste of your mouth for simply not being completely positive about him. Kris Gaffney-Always going to be said. [Arthur Miller stands in the middle of the ring as he reacts to the crowd’s cheers, but Christopher Haynes doesn’t seem to like this at all. Christopher Haynes rakes Arthur Miller’s face which blinds him, Christopher Haynes whips him to the ropes. Arthur Miller ducks under a clothesline by Christopher Haynes. Christopher Haynes turns around, and he gets hit with an A-Masher that sends Christopher Haynes down on the mat. Arthur Miller tries to continue the attack, and Christopher Haynes rolls out of the ring and he tries to recover on the outside of the ring. Christopher Haynes recovers leaning on the apron, but this costs him as Arthur Miller connects with a baseball slide that sends him flying backwards, and Arthur Miller hits hard into the barricade. Arthur Miller climbs out on the apron, and down on the mat around ring side. Arthur Miller grabs Christopher Haynes, and he throws him into the ring. Arthur Miller waits for Christopher Haynes to get up to his feet after he slides into the ring. Christopher Haynes is slow to get up to his feet. Arthur Miller picks up Christopher Haynes, and he drops him with a body slam. Christopher Haynes is down on the mat. Arthur Miller goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope. Arthur Miller jumps off of the apron, and he connects with a rise of excellence on Christopher Haynes. Arthur Miller goes into the cover on Christopher Haynes. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………………2……..Christopher Haynes puts his leg of the ropes, the ref see’s it and he breaks the count.] JR-Almost three there. Kris Gaffney-Good ring presence. King-He’s just saving energy to slap JR in the face! [Christopher Haynes gets up to his feet, and Arthur Miller goes on the attack, but Christopher Haynes rakes the eyes of Arthur Miller. Christopher Haynes hits a kick to the gut, and he drops Arthur Miller head first into the mat with a DDT. Christopher Haynes takes a few moments to rest up as Arthur Miller also tries to recover.] JR-Christopher Haynes might be looking to make his move to end this match. King-And then slap you in the face JR! [Christopher Haynes grabs Arthur Miller, Arthur counters with an atomic drop that stuns Christopher Haynes. Arthur Miller lifts up Christopher Haynes, and he drops him with a excellence of execution. Arthur Miller goes into the cover on Christopher Haynes. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2………….3!!] JR-Christopher Haynes gets taken off guard, and Arthur Miller gets the victory. King-Somehow the finisher made it worse. (“Cult of Personality” blasts on the PA system. CM Punk walks out on the stage, he steps inside of the ring.) JR-CM Punk is probably just happy to have this match. King-And be obsessed with his theme song. Kris Gaffney-Not like he couldn’t have listen to it any other time, but OK. (“the duck song” blasts on the PA system. Kenny Omegrape walks out on the stage, the crowd members press a button a giant grape raises up from the stage, and Kenny Omegrape runs away from it like Indiana Jones. He slides into the ring.) Kris Gaffney-This seems like a match that could happen in another federation. King-Only less fruit, which makes it not as good. JR-No matter what you think, it should be a really good match. [CM Punk and Kenny Omegrape pace around the ring. CM Punk throw forearm shots to the face and Kenny Omegrape fire a few fists to the face. CM Punk is able to counters with a jaw breaker that makes Kenny Omegrape stagger backwards. CM Punk runs towards Kenny Omegrape. CM Punk runs and he goes for a high knee to the face. Kenny Omegrape is able to move out of the way, before CM Punk is able to get off of the turnbuckle. CM Punk gets his head grabbed, and dropped with a reverse Neck breaker. CM Punk gets grabbed by Kenny Omegrape, and he hits a few forearm shots to the face that knocks him backwards. Kenny Omegrape tries to whip him to the ropes, but it’s reversed by CM Punk. Kenny Omegrape bounces off of the ropes. Kenny Omegrape ducks under a kick to the head by CM Punk. CM Punk turns around, and Kenny Omegrape hits the Willy Wonka's Fruit-Flavored Gobstopper that makes CM Punk goes down on the mat. Kenny OMegrape goes into the cover on CM Punk. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………………..2……….KICK OUT by CM Punk. Kenny Omegrape stands up and he connects with a few fists to the face of CM Punk, and he calls for the end of the match.] JR-This might not be good news for CM Punk. King-At least he’ll know that he’s only the best in the world because the Melon Gods said that’s how it was going to be. Kris Gaffney-They even control the non-fruit eaters seemly. [CM Punk gets lifted up, but it’s countered by CM Punk who hits a few punches to his head. Kenny Omegrape drops CM Punk. Kenny turns around into a kick to the head. Kenny Omegrape staggers backwards. CM Punk runs towards the corner, and he connects with a running knee to the chin. Kenny Omegrape hooks CM Punk, and he drops him with a bulldog out of the corner that sends him down on the mat.] JR-CM Punk might be gaining momentum. King-The thing that never signals bad things for professional wrestlers! [CM Punk waits for Kenny Omegrape to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. CM Punk lifts up Kenny Omegrape, but Kenny Omegrape slides out of the back. CM Punk turns around into a kick to the gut, and Kenny Omegrape drops him with a Geese Lightning. CM Punk seems out of it. Kenny Omegrape goes into the cover on CM Punk. The ref goes into position to make the count 1…………….2…………3!!] JR-Kenny Omegrape gets the victory. King-Straight Edge is no match for the Melon Gods!! (The lights all go black and Adam Cole Official Theme Song "All About Tha (BOOM!)") (plays through out the arena as there is a mixture of cheers and boos as Adam Cole comes walking out to the stage from the back. He walk with confidence as both of his arms are out wide. He stands to the center of the stage and puts his left arm down and points to himself with his right yelling to the fans. He looks out to his left and then his right. He squats down really low as he rocks side to side and then springs up with two fingers together on both hands in the sky as the fans all yell “ADAM COLE BAY BAY!” along with Adam Cole. He continues down the rampway in the direction to the ring. Once he gets ringside, he rolls into the ring, stands center of the ring and repeats; He squats down really low as he rocks side to side and then springs up with two fingers together on both hands in the sky as the fans all yell “ADAM COLE BAY BAY!” He then heads to the direction of his corner and squats down low, rocking side to side as he waits for the beginning of his match.) JR-Adam Cole had a surprising revelation. King-If we didn’t have a legendary figure in this match, I’d say they should be very afraid of what Adam Cole can do. On the tron it shows an open field with a sign that just says "SV" and "I'm Back" plays on the speakers. The scene on the tron changes and it shows Killer Tschida's face complete with sunglasses. The words "EFEDERATION LEGEND, KILLER TSCHIDA!" show up on the tron. Killer Tschida then shows up in the aisle and he points his fist to the ring then he throws his fist up and back as pyro goes off. JR-Killer Tschida took a few weeks off. Kris Gaffney-Think that will affect him? King-He’s an efed legend JR!! Midnight Tiger makes his entrance amid a sea of neon lights, dressed in an ornate cape and costume as he makes his way down to the ring. JR-Representing a Few Badd Men, it’s Midnight Tiger. King-This is Badddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd [Midnight Tiger ducks under a Killer Kick by Killer Tschida, and Midnight Tiger runs towards Adam Cole, and he connects with a running front drop kick that makes Adam Cole stumble backwards, and he falls out of the ring. Midnight Tiger gets up to his feet as Killer Tschida tries to take advantage, but Midnight Tiger counters it with a hot shot that sends Killer Tschida flying into the top rope hitting hit throat into the top rope. Killer Tschida staggers backwards, and Midnight Tiger hooks Killer Tschida into a full nelson, and he lifts him up, and he drops him with the Dragon Suplex. Killer Tschida might be down for the count. Midnight Tiger goes into the cover on Killer Tschida. The ref goes into position to make the count, the ref counts 1……………..2………..but before the final three goes down, Adam Cole reaches into the ring, and he grabs a hold of Midnight Tigers foot, and he pulls Midnight Tiger off of the cover to break up the pin before the final three count.] JR-That might have saved the match right there. King-Or Killer would have kicked out. Kris Gaffney-Suppose that the 2 count doesn’t necessarily mean out of it, some is just taking the rest as much as possible. King-Really? I thought it was just to annoy everyone with an annoying crowd chant. [Adam Cole drags Midnight Tiger into the outside of the ring. Midnight Tiger attempts to attack Adam Cole. Adam Cole ducks under, and Midnight Tiger turns around right into a super kick that drops Midnight Tiger. Adam Cole grabs Midnight Tiger by the mask, and he throws him hard into the ring steps. Adam Cole has Midnight Tiger into a seated position, and he puts his boot on the throat choking him for a few moments to make sure that he stays where he is. Adam Cole lets go, and he backs up, and he runs towards where Midnight Tiger is, and he connects with a running knee to the face that crushes his head into the ring steps. From inside of the ring Killer Tschida grabs Adam Cole’s hair, and he lifts him up on the apron, but Adam Cole grabs Killer Tschida’s head, and he hits a hang man on the second rope, and Killer Tschida falls backs. Adam Cole gets into the ring, and he sets up Killer Tschida, and he drops him with a reverse neck breaker.] JR-Adam Cole might be setting up Killer Tschida for the Panama Sunrise. King-You can’t do that to a legend!! Kris Gaffney-I think he doesn’t care. [Killer Tschida is slow to get up to his feet, and Adam Cole jumps off, of the top rope going for the Panama Sunrise, but Killer Tschida moves out of the way. Killer Tschida waits as Adam Cole lands on his feet, he turns around right into a Killer Kick putting down Adam Cole. Killer Tschida falls into a pin as Adam Cole hits the mat. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2…KICK OUT by Adam Cole. Killer Tschida takes a few moments to rest up. Adam Cole gets up, and he falls into the corner. Killer Tschida runs towards Adam Cole, and he connects with a clothesline in the corner. Killer Tschida backs out of the corner. Adam Cole staggers out of the corner, and Tschida hooks Adam Cole, and he drops him with a t-bone suplex that sends him flying through the air, and he crashes down on the mat. Midnight Tiger gets up on the apron, but Killer Tschida is able to baseball slide his base off of the apron. Midnight Tiger hits his face on the apron.] JR-Killer Tschida just isolated Adam Cole. King-That’s a good first step to winning this match. [Adam Cole gets up to his feet, and Killer Tschida goes for the Tschida lock, but Adam Cole blocks it. Cole throws Tschida off, and Killer tries to recover, but he gets blasted with the last shot. Adam Cole goes into the cover on Killer Tschida. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2………..3!!] JR-Adam Cole was quick enough to strike to get the victory. King-You can’t do that to a legend! We hear the gentle sounds of a music box eerily creep throughout the arena growing more ominous, as Lux Aeterna Tenebrosi Stellata plays. Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen…. Brace yourselves! Smoke crawls across the canvas surrounding everyone in the ring, at ringside and the front row of the audience. Grace walks out into the middle of the stage smiling ear to ear as the arena lights flicker again, through the strobe we see The Wretched Nobody appear from nowhere. Ring Announcer: Making her way down the aisle the lovely, and loathsome Morose Rose - Miss Macabre, herself, Grace Brutal! Her Dark Star hails from The Danvers State Lunatic Asylum, Salem Massachusetts and at Six Foot Eleven inches tall – at Four Hundred and Twenty Pounds he is… the Five Time EMF Heavyweight Champion of the Woooooorld! THE WRETCHED NOBODY! Nobody slithers under the bottom rope, and slides back sitting in the corner. Nobody reaches for the top rope and pulls himself back to his feet. He rolls his neck and glares hard at the floor as he rocks from side to side in his corner. JR-The Wretched Nobody is getting this shot despite what was said. King-He clearly must be in Tony’s head even more than he was. Kris Gaffney-Guess that’s not goodddddddddddddd for Badd Boy. (Lights go black and then Twilight of the Thunder God, by Amon Amarth, blasts over the loudspeakers and the crowd erupts. Lights begin to flash Red, White, and Blue as sparks fly down from the ceiling. The camera focuses up to the stands as halfway up steps Jackson Gunner out into the fans while holding his Extreme Championship strap with the rest of it draped over the back of his shoulder. The fans erupt as they spot Jackson. He beats his chest with a yell and tosses his hands up into the air crossing his arms in an X formation. Gunner begins walking down the stairs slowly toward the ring as he slaps hands with the fans on his way.) Announcer: Ladies and Gentleman. On his way to the ring, fighting out of Honolulu Hawaii. Standing 6’4” weighing in at 250 pounds. He is the Extreme Measures Federation Extreme Champion, JACKSON “KOA KOA” GUNNER! JR-Jackson Gunner is all that stands between the Wretched Nobody. King-But if he wins, he’ll have to take on Tony along with Wade Flow. Kris Gaffney-Wonder how good that will be for a few Badddddddddddddddddddddd Men? [The Wretched Nobody and Jackson Gunner stand face to face in the middle of the ring. The Wretched Nobody stares down Jackson Gunner. The Wretched Nobody goes for a fist to the face. Jackson Gunner ducks under, and he connects with a few fists to the face. But The Wretched Nobody is able to block one of the fists, and he drops him with a head butt that drops Jackson Gunner. Jackson Gunner gets up to his feet stunned. The Wretched Nobody grabs him around the throat, and he throws him hard into the corner. The Wretched Nobody hits a few fists to the face, and then he hits a few knee lifts into the stomach area. Driving the air out of Jackson Gunner. Jackson Gunner is stunned enough that the Wretched Nobody whips him to the ropes. Jackson Gunner bounces off of the ropes. The Wretched Nobody lowers his head, and he connects with a big back body drop that sends Jackson Gunner flying through the air, an dhe crashes down on the mat. Jackson Gunner is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. The Wretched Nobody waits for him to turn around, and Jackson Gunner turns around into the waiting Wretched Nobody. The Wretched Nobody grabs him around the throat, and he lifts him up, and he drops him with a spine chiller. The Wretched Nobody goes into the cover on Jackson Gunner. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………….2…………KICK OUT by Jackson Gunner. The Wretched Nobody stares down at Jackson Gunner, but it’s clear that he is looking to give more punishment.] JR-It seems that the Wretched Nobody is looking forward to continue this attack. King-He’s going to make Jackson regret kicking out. Kris Gaffney-He’s done that a lot in his career. [The Wretched Nobody grabs Jackson Gunner from the mat, and he pulls him up, and he lifts him up for a screwdriver, but Jackson Gunner is able to shift his weight. Jackson Gunner lands behind the wretched Nobody. The Wretched Nobody turns around, and he runs at Jackson Gunner. Jackson Gunner is able to counter with a drop toe hold that sends him flying into the second rope. Jackson Gunner goes over to the top rope, and he connects with a gullitine leg drop that makes The Wretched Nobody stagger backwards. Jackson Gunner measures up on the Wretched Nobody. Jackson sling shots himself up to the top rope, and he jumps off of the top rope. And he connects with a spring board missile drop kick. Once again the Wretched Nobody is falls against the ropes. Jackson Gunner grabs a hold of the ropes. Jackson Gunner runs towards the ropes, and he connects with a clothesline over the otp rope, and he falls over the top rope, and he crashes down on the mat around ring side. Jackson Gunner see’s that the Wretched Nobody is already starting to get up to his feet. Jackson Gunner watches as the Wretched Nobody goes for a chair. The Wretched Nobody goes for a chair shot as Jackson Gunner closes in, and Jackson Gunner ducks under. The Wretched Nobody, and Jackson Gunner connects with a running boot to the chair that knocks down the Wretched Nobody. Jackson Gunner grabs the Wretched Nobody, and he throws him hard into the ring steps. The steps move. Jackson Gunner sets up the Wretched Nobody and he drops him on the base of the steps with a piledriver. The Wretched Nobody is clearly affected, but is still getting up to his feet with the help of the barricade.] JR-Despite the fact Wretch has been taken damage, he’s still getting up. King-Do you expect anything less? Kris Gaffney-Guess if he likes to be surprised, then that’s the way to be. [Jackson Gunner runs towards The Wretched Nobody, the Wretched Nobody throws Jackson Gunner out to their fans. The Wretched Nobody fights Jackson Gunner through the audience. The Wretched Nobody throws Jackson Gunner on a platform. The Wretched Nobody gets up, and he see’s Jackson Gunner close to the edge. The Wretched Nobody goes for a trephination, but Jackson Gunner ducks under. Jackson Gunner picks up the Wretched Nobody and he seems to be ready to jump off of the side. The lights turn off. The lights turn on, and the Wretched Nobody is now spits a fluid that erupts into flames into the face of Jackson Gunner. The Wretched Nobody runs at Jackson Gunner, and spears him off, and both wrestlers crashes into a table. However the Wretched Nobody has fallen into a pin. Even though both aren’t moving right now. The ref counts 1…………….2…………….3!!] JR-The Wretched Nobody had to go to place to get by Jackson Gunner. King-The means justify the end. (The Wretched Nobody crawls out of the wreckage as Saturday Shockwave goes off the air.)

EMF: Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen)

(The lights are turned off as pyrotechnics rain down on the stage crashing every time they hit and lighting up the arena. The lights turn on and the fans yell. They hold up their signs as the camera’s get shots of them. The camera’s sweep around the arena. Finally we get a zoomed out shot of the arena as we see the location information. Finally we get one more shot of the crowd as the commentators speak over the shot.)

JR-Tonight the EMF comes to you live from Detroit. Welcome to Saturday Shockwave. I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross and I’m joined by Jerry “the King” Lawler and Kris “KG” Gaffney at ring side.

King-Tonight we find out who will be facing some of the champions at Latino Heat.

Kris Gaffney-A show that everyone always wants to bring out there best for, we will see who will get the chance to do so tonight.

JR-Speaking of which, let’s start with the opening match of the night.

("Cry Little Sister" blasts over the PA System and Rebecca Michelle heads down to the ring, holding a microphone. She addresses the audience, looking pissed off.)

Rebecca Michelle: Last month, I entered a Battle Royal to try and become the Number One Contender to the EMF Women's Championship. Winning the title is a goal I have held for many years... and while I gave up on that dream to start dating my hero, Mickie James, it appears both of my dreams are now slipping through my fingers, and I cannot allow that to happen. Mickie has been all too distant from me lately, and then I see the headlines of this happening at an EMF House Show....

(Rebecca motions to the EMF tron where a video plays from a House Show. Mickie James was in a match with Tiffany that is thrown out for a DQ when Stacy Hancock and Kelly Kelly attack her and it turns into a 3 on 1 beat down. Suddenly, Maria Kanellis comes out to make the save. Mickie and Maria fight off the 3 attackers, and then Mickie grabs Maria and kisses her, which pops the crowd both in the video and in the audience. We go back to Rebecca who looks angry.)

Rebecca: And I don't have to tell you that this wasn't a one off. And I don't mind.... not really.... because Mickie always comes home to me.... and hey, having a third party around has been.... fun, in it's own way. But I've had enough now. I'm taking what I want in life..... and that's Mickie, and the title. I was told that if I eliminated AJ Lee from the Battle Royal, I would be rewarded. Not only did I do that.... I also helped Eva retain the title over Bayley. So I'm calling both of you out.... I'm calling out Mickie to resolve our issues... and I'm calling out Eva to give me a title shot right here tonight!

(It goes quiet in the arena and then "Dirty Little Girl" plays over the PA System. Mickie James comes out on to the ramp, but to Rebecca's annoyance, Maria is with her. The two of them head down to the ring, and Mickie addresses Rebecca.)

Mickie: I have to say... I'm a bit confused here. I didn't hear any objections from you when I bought Maria into our bed room.... quite the opposite. Much like I didn't hear any objections when I cashed in my briefcase on Christy Hemme last year..... wasn't that fun? Now all of a sudden you have a problem? Now you think I'm slipping away? Babe... I'm just doing what I do best.... and you've been enjoying the ride....

Rebecca: Well, not anymore Mickie. We've had fun, but I'm done with that. I want you, and I know you want me too. We've been doing this for years. It's time we stop messing around.... and make this official. I didn't plan on doing this here.... but you bringing that whore out here has made up my mind... it's now or never Mickie....

(Suddenly, Rebecca drops to one knee, and pulls out a ring. Mickie looks startled.)

Rebecca: Will you marry me?

(The crowd pop loudly and start a YES chant, but Mickie looks unsure. Mickie looks at Maria, and smiles, and Maria smiles back. Mickie turns back to Rebecca, still looking confused. Before she can even respond "Boss It" plays and out comes Eva Marie. She stands at the top of the ramp and addresses the trio.)

Eva Marie: What do you think this is? Some kind of soap opera? I'm not having this garbage on my show. You three can sort out your disgusting issues on someone else's time but the champion is speaking now. Rebecca.... I appreciate everything you did for me last month, and I am a Lady of her word. You will be rewarded. I will give you a match tonight, and if you win..... you'll get a Title Shot against me at Latino Heat. Your opponent will be...... *she smirks*.... Maria Kanellis! Oh.... and because I'm in a charitable mood... it'll be a Bra and Panties match.... that starts.... right now!

(The bell rings and Mickie James is asked to leave the ring by the referee. Rebecca and Maria both look uncomfortable, not least of all because Rebecca didn't get an answer from Mickie. She turns to Mickie who is on the outside, asking for an answer, but as she's distracted, Maria rolls her up and uses the positioning to remove Rebecca's pants, leaving her in her black panties that she probably wouldn't have chosen for such a match. Rebecca jumps to her feet and yells at Maria, asking what she's doing. Maria shrugs her shoulders and Rebecca loses her cool and starts hammering away at Maria, taking her down and hitting some hard shots to the face as the referee tries to calm her down. As the referee pulls Rebecca back, Mickie James pulls Maria to the outside of the ring. Maria is clearly hurting and Mickie looks annoyed at Rebecca and then heads backstage with Maria, walking out on the match. Rebecca is shrieking at them to come back and finish the match as we go to commercial.)

(We return to find Rebecca Michelle backstage with Eva Maria. She looks visibly annoyed.)

Rebecca: I demand another match. A different match. I want my title shot..... and you need to give it to me.

Eva Marie: Oh Rebecca.... you need to smarten up a bit..... look....

(Eva pushes open the door to the Divas locker room, and inside we find Mickie James and Maria Kanellis making out, and Maria is in her bra and panties. Eva smirks.)

Eva: Looks like you won.....

(Rebecca is furious and grabs someone's bad from nearby and hurls it at Mickie and Maria, causing them to break apart. She grabs Maria and hurls her into the wall as Mickie shouts at her. Eva just smirks and closes the door, leaving them to it as we head back to the ring).

(“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage with his web camera, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-This match has two falls, the first for the World Championship, the second for the Extreme Championship.

King-Just think if the Badd Bros face each other.

Kris Gaffney-Would it be badd in a good or bad way?

(From the back shirtless, jean shorts, work boots, and an American Flag cape on walks Mr. President “Jim Vice!” He stands at the top of the stage with a cold Mericaweiser in his hand. He cracks it open and quickly downs the cold brew and tosses the empty can into the stands. He beats his chest and then from the back slowly, methodically walks GOAT. GOAT hands Jim another Mericaweiser and he quickly downs it before tossing it to the stands again. The two smash their forearms. Jim begins his aggressive walk down the ramp as the crowd begins to erupt in “MERICA, FUCK YEA!” chants. Slower, more methodically walks GOAT, motionless on his face.)

Beautiful female announcer: “Ladies and Gentelmen. It is my pleasure to introduce to you. They are at a combined weight of 487 pounds of raw American greatness! One standing 6’2”, the other 6’1”. GOAT! Mr. President, Dr. JIM VICE! Welcome to the ring, TEAM AMERICA!”

King-We might not have to worry about it, because the President is going to veto Ryder’s dreams.

Kris Gaffney-Not sick bro.

King-These days you’d think that would be a positive statement, but OK.

The sound of a revolver being loaded stuns the crowd. Instantly the lights drop, plunging the arena into total darkness. Suddenly “Get the strap” by 6ix9ine & 50 Cent blares out over the speakers and the reaction is mixed. The first 12-13 seconds play with no sign of Wade until “Grr grr Go get the strap” bellows out. Wade strolls out calmly to the ring announcement. Not bothered by the cheers and jeers from the crowd, Wade pays little attention as he narrows in on the ring before sliding under the bottom rope. Removing his jacket and tee in the centre of the ring he stands ready for his opponent.

JR-Wade Flow has shown himself to be a very hard hitter that can strike very suddenly.

King-Very important in this sort of a match.

Kris Gaffney-Not having tunnel vision helps too.

Ricky comes onto the ramp with a huge grin, accompanied by Miss Meadows and a pair of nameless showgirls. On occasion, he will toss commemorative casino chips into the crowd. Once arriving at the ring, Miss Meadows will instruct the showgirls to wait backstage.

JR-Ricky Vegas has been an IC champion before, he’s seen these sort of matches.

King-Does that help? He probably knows it’s not easy to win.

Kris Gaffney-Sometime I guess ignorance is bliss.

[Zack Ryder, Wade Flow, Jim Vice and Ricky Vegas stand in the ring on different sides of the ring. Zack Ryder pump up the crowd, this doesn’t seem to please Jim Vice at all for some reason who kicks Zack Ryder in the gut, and he sets him up for USA, but Zack Ryder is able to push him off while Wade Flow and Ricky Vegas throw fists to the face. Jim Vice bounces off of the ropes. Zack Ryder jumps in the air, and he connects with a standing drop kick that knocks down Jim Vice. Jim Vice gets up to his feet, and Zack Ryder ducks under a wild fist to the face. Zack Ryder lifts up Jim Vice, and he drops him with a belly to back back breaker on Jim Vice. Jim Vice is in a lot of pain, but he’s not out of it yet, so Zack Ryder hits a few stomps on the downed Jim Vice.]

JR-Jim Vice went for a big move, and it cost him.

King-The only positive is that the match is not over.

Kris Gaffney-The president veto’s this start.

[On the outside of the ring. Wade Flow is over the back of Ricky Vegas. Ricky Vegas attempts to run into the ring post. Wade Flow is able to struggle enough to get behind Ricky Vegas. Wade Flow pushes Ricky Vegas hard into the ring post. Ricky Vegas stumbles around in pain, and he turns around and Wade Flow kicks Ricky Vegas in the gut, and he hooks Ricky Vegas and he drops him with a twist of fate making Ricky Vegas face go into the mat around ring side. Wade Flow grabs Ricky Vegas and he throws him itno the ring. Wade Flow steps inside of the ring. Wade Flow waits for Ricky Vegas to get up to his feet, and Wade Flow kicks Ricky Vegas in the gut, and he hooks him into a piledriver position. Wade Flow lifts him up, and he drops him with a piledriver.]

King-Well…I’m just going to take a nap…this match is clearly over.

Kris Gaffney-I’m sure you wish it was.

[Wade Flow goes into the cover on Ricky Vegas the ref counts 1……………2……..Jim Vice was able to break up the cover with a double axe handle. Jim Vice grabs Wade Flow and he runs towards the corner, and he throws him hard into the ring post. Wade Flow pulls himself out of the corner, and he gets hit with a few stomps in the gut, and he goes down into the corner. Wade Flow is in a seated position in the corner, and Jim Vice backs out of the corner. Jim Vice runs towards Wade Flow, and he connects with a cannon ball.]

JR-Jim Vice might have a chance to win this match here.

King-Considering the start of this match, that’s a good turn around.

Kris Gaffney-With the fact that this sort of match involves a lot of chaos, it shouldn’t be too unexpected however.

[Jim Vice gets up to his feet, and he gets hit with a full house that puts down Jim Vice. Ricky Vegas grabs Wade Flow, and he hits a few forearm shots to the face that knocks him backwards into the ropes, and Ricky Vegas whips him ot the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Ricky Vegas lowers his head, and he connects with a big back body drop that sends Wade Flow flying through the air, and he crashes down on the mat. Wade Flow gets up to his feet holding his back. Ricky Vegas picks him up, and he drops him with a body slam. Wade Flow almost instantly gets up, and gets dropped with another body slam. Wade Flow picks up Ricky Vegas, and drops him with another body slam to complete the three of a kind.]

JR-Ricky Vegas completes the three of a kind.

King-He needs go all in here.

Kris Gaffney-And other gambling references!

[Zack Ryder attacks Ricky Vegas, and he gets thrown to the outside of the ring. Ryder turns around and he gets blasted with the Flow stopper by Wade Flow. Wade Flow goes into the cover on Ryder. The ref counts 1………………2………….3!! Ricky Vegas tries to get back into the ring, and he tries to go into the cover on Ryder, but what he doesn’t see is Jim Vice sneaking up on him, Vice turns him around, kicks him in the gut, and drops Ricky Vegas for USA. Jim Vice goes into the cover on Ricky Vegas. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2………….3!!]

JR-Wade Flow will be going for the World Championship and Jim Vice will be going for the Extreme.

There is a mixed reaction as Toots appears wearing her wrestling gear. She is accompanied to the ring by Killer Tschida. She gives Killer a kiss on the cheek before she gets in the ring.

JR-Toots is just recently trained to become a wrestler as it’s my understanding.

King-We’ll see if some of that legendary influence has rubbed off on her.

(“light a fyre” blasts on the PA system. Fyre walks out on the stage, and she slides into the ring.)

JR-This imbalanced diva has always been tough to figure out.

King-imbalanced in many ways.

Kris Gaffney-Although considering what Natasha Jones did…maybe not as much as she once was.

[Fyre and Toots pace around the ring, and they lock up. Fyre is able to go around behind Toots and she puts on a waist lock, and Toot’s counters with a elbow to the nose. Fyre staggers backwards. Toots turns around and she see’s Fyre running at Toot’s not happy, and Toots takes her down with a drop toe hold that sends her flying into the mat. Once again nose first. Fyre gets up holding her face. Just as this is happening Toots is coming off of the ropes, and she connects with a running face buster into the knee. Toots hooks Fyre, and she brings her over into a northern lights suplex with a bridge. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2…KICK OUT by Fyre. Both wrestlers roll away from each other. Fyre gets up to her feet, and she once again she doesn’t look too happy. Fyre runs towards Toots, and Fyre gets taken down with a head lock take down putting down Fyre down on the mat. Toots holds down Fyre with the side head lock on the mat, Fyre looks for a way out of the hold as the ref makes sure that she doesn’t want to give it up for some reason.]

JR-This might not seem to be a very painful hold, but it can sap strength.

King-Probably doesn’t help that Toots hit Fyre on her nose a few times.

Kris Gaffney-Probably not.

[Fyre gets up to her feet, and she lifts up Toots, and drops her with a belly to back suplex that puts down Toots. Fyre takes a few moments to rest up. Toots gets up to her feet. Toots throws a wild fist to the face. Fyre connects with a few fists to the face. Fyre tries to whip Toots to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Toots. Fyre bounces off of the ropes. Toots lowers her head, Fyre grabs Toots head, and she drops her with a swinging neck breaker putting Toots down.]

JR-Fyre is making a come back.

King-What do you think Wes Ideka thinks?

Kris Gaffney-I think what’s more important is that was not Tony’s dead brother just mentioned…

[Fyre picks up Toots, and she goes for the fyrestarter, but Toots goes out of the back. She turns around Fyre, and she drops her with the Killer Kick. Toots goes into the cover on Fyre. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2…………3!!]

JR-Toots gets the victory.

King-That’s what you get when you are around a legendary figure!

"Little V - Double Prelude & Battle Cry" begins playing through the PA Speakers, signifying the entrance of the young prodigy, The Reincarnated King, Arthur Miller. The fans wait in anticipation for Arthur to make his way past the curtain. When the prelude to the song finishes, Arthur makes his way onto the stage alongside Hoshi, with the fans cheering loudly for him. Arthur is looking directly at the ring with a determined look in his eyes. Hoshi looks over at Arthur before looking at the ring, ready to guide him to victory tonight. Arthur Miller begins making his way to the ring with Hoshi making sure to stay by his side while he walks down the rampway. When he makes his way fully down the ramp, he looks around at the cheering fans, ready to give them the show of a lifetime as soon as he makes his way through the ropes. Arthur climbs up onto the aprons before looking back at Hoshi, who gives him a nod before going over to their corner. Arthur goes through the middle ropes, going over to the center of the squared circle where he points a finger gun at the crowd. He then flexes his massive bicep muscle, kissing it before going over to his corner to start the match.

JR-This is Arthur Miller’s first match in the EMF.

Kris Gaffney-Think he’s ready?

King-He better be ready considering who he’s facing.

["Pimp Slap That Hoe" by "Soulja Boi" plays in the background, as the arena is filled with various purple and pink colors. "Mack Daddy" Haynes struts out to the stage, equipped in a flashy purple robe with a white fluffy lining along the interior of the robe. He's equipped in a purple fedora with black shades that are adorned with jewels that say “T” on the right-eye lens and “V” on the left-eye lens. He makes a belt motion over his waist, before doing a "pimp-limp" walk down the ramp, ignoring the boos conducted by the audience along the ramp. He confidently pimp-limp walks down the ramp, before walking up the stairs. He eyes over the crowd, lowering his shades to give the camera a sleezy and confident smile. He then steps into the ring, through the middle-rope, raising his arms in the air with his cane in hand. He then takes off his fedora, robe, and cane, revealing his purple trunks, kneepads, and elbow pads, which have the words "New Champ" on the back of his trunks in gold letters. He eyes the stage, pacing back and forth.]

JR-Christopher Haynes hasn’t had the best of luck recently, but you can’t over look him.

King-In fact JR…he’ll slap the taste of your mouth for simply not being completely positive about him.

Kris Gaffney-Always going to be said.

[Arthur Miller stands in the middle of the ring as he reacts to the crowd’s cheers, but Christopher Haynes doesn’t seem to like this at all. Christopher Haynes rakes Arthur Miller’s face which blinds him, Christopher Haynes whips him to the ropes. Arthur Miller ducks under a clothesline by Christopher Haynes. Christopher Haynes turns around, and he gets hit with an A-Masher that sends Christopher Haynes down on the mat. Arthur Miller tries to continue the attack, and Christopher Haynes rolls out of the ring and he tries to recover on the outside of the ring. Christopher Haynes recovers leaning on the apron, but this costs him as Arthur Miller connects with a baseball slide that sends him flying backwards, and Arthur Miller hits hard into the barricade. Arthur Miller climbs out on the apron, and down on the mat around ring side. Arthur Miller grabs Christopher Haynes, and he throws him into the ring. Arthur Miller waits for Christopher Haynes to get up to his feet after he slides into the ring. Christopher Haynes is slow to get up to his feet. Arthur Miller picks up Christopher Haynes, and he drops him with a body slam. Christopher Haynes is down on the mat. Arthur Miller goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope. Arthur Miller jumps off of the apron, and he connects with a rise of excellence on Christopher Haynes. Arthur Miller goes into the cover on Christopher Haynes. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………………2……..Christopher Haynes puts his leg of the ropes, the ref see’s it and he breaks the count.]

JR-Almost three there.

Kris Gaffney-Good ring presence.

King-He’s just saving energy to slap JR in the face!

[Christopher Haynes gets up to his feet, and Arthur Miller goes on the attack, but Christopher Haynes rakes the eyes of Arthur Miller. Christopher Haynes hits a kick to the gut, and he drops Arthur Miller head first into the mat with a DDT. Christopher Haynes takes a few moments to rest up as Arthur Miller also tries to recover.]

JR-Christopher Haynes might be looking to make his move to end this match.

King-And then slap you in the face JR!

[Christopher Haynes grabs Arthur Miller, Arthur counters with an atomic drop that stuns Christopher Haynes. Arthur Miller lifts up Christopher Haynes, and he drops him with a excellence of execution. Arthur Miller goes into the cover on Christopher Haynes. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2………….3!!]

JR-Christopher Haynes gets taken off guard, and Arthur Miller gets the victory.

King-Somehow the finisher made it worse.

(“Cult of Personality” blasts on the PA system. CM Punk walks out on the stage, he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-CM Punk is probably just happy to have this match.

King-And be obsessed with his theme song.

Kris Gaffney-Not like he couldn’t have listen to it any other time, but OK.

(“the duck song” blasts on the PA system. Kenny Omegrape walks out on the stage, the crowd members press a button a giant grape raises up from the stage, and Kenny Omegrape runs away from it like Indiana Jones. He slides into the ring.)

Kris Gaffney-This seems like a match that could happen in another federation.

King-Only less fruit, which makes it not as good.

JR-No matter what you think, it should be a really good match.

[CM Punk and Kenny Omegrape pace around the ring. CM Punk throw forearm shots to the face and Kenny Omegrape fire a few fists to the face. CM Punk is able to counters with a jaw breaker that makes Kenny Omegrape stagger backwards. CM Punk runs towards Kenny Omegrape. CM Punk runs and he goes for a high knee to the face. Kenny Omegrape is able to move out of the way, before CM Punk is able to get off of the turnbuckle. CM Punk gets his head grabbed, and dropped with a reverse Neck breaker. CM Punk gets grabbed by Kenny Omegrape, and he hits a few forearm shots to the face that knocks him backwards. Kenny Omegrape tries to whip him to the ropes, but it’s reversed by CM Punk. Kenny Omegrape bounces off of the ropes. Kenny Omegrape ducks under a kick to the head by CM Punk. CM Punk turns around, and Kenny Omegrape hits the Willy Wonka's Fruit-Flavored Gobstopper that makes CM Punk goes down on the mat. Kenny OMegrape goes into the cover on CM Punk. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………………..2……….KICK OUT by CM Punk. Kenny Omegrape stands up and he connects with a few fists to the face of CM Punk, and he calls for the end of the match.]

JR-This might not be good news for CM Punk.

King-At least he’ll know that he’s only the best in the world because the Melon Gods said that’s how it was going to be.

Kris Gaffney-They even control the non-fruit eaters seemly.

[CM Punk gets lifted up, but it’s countered by CM Punk who hits a few punches to his head. Kenny Omegrape drops CM Punk. Kenny turns around into a kick to the head. Kenny Omegrape staggers backwards. CM Punk runs towards the corner, and he connects with a running knee to the chin. Kenny Omegrape hooks CM Punk, and he drops him with a bulldog out of the corner that sends him down on the mat.]

JR-CM Punk might be gaining momentum.

King-The thing that never signals bad things for professional wrestlers!

[CM Punk waits for Kenny Omegrape to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. CM Punk lifts up Kenny Omegrape, but Kenny Omegrape slides out of the back. CM Punk turns around into a kick to the gut, and Kenny Omegrape drops him with a Geese Lightning. CM Punk seems out of it. Kenny Omegrape goes into the cover on CM Punk. The ref goes into position to make the count 1…………….2…………3!!]

JR-Kenny Omegrape gets the victory.

King-Straight Edge is no match for the Melon Gods!!

(The lights all go black and Adam Cole Official Theme Song "All About Tha (BOOM!)")

(plays through out the arena as there is a mixture of cheers and boos as Adam Cole comes walking out to the stage from the back. He walk with confidence as both of his arms are out wide. He stands to the center of the stage and puts his left arm down and points to himself with his right yelling to the fans. He looks out to his left and then his right. He squats down really low as he rocks side to side and then springs up with two fingers together on both hands in the sky as the fans all yell “ADAM COLE BAY BAY!” along with Adam Cole. He continues down the rampway in the direction to the ring. Once he gets ringside, he rolls into the ring, stands center of the ring and repeats; He squats down really low as he rocks side to side and then springs up with two fingers together on both hands in the sky as the fans all yell “ADAM COLE BAY BAY!” He then heads to the direction of his corner and squats down low, rocking side to side as he waits for the beginning of his match.)

JR-Adam Cole had a surprising revelation.

King-If we didn’t have a legendary figure in this match, I’d say they should be very afraid of what Adam Cole can do.

On the tron it shows an open field with a sign that just says "SV" and "I'm Back" plays on the speakers. The scene on the tron changes and it shows Killer Tschida's face complete with sunglasses. The words "EFEDERATION LEGEND, KILLER TSCHIDA!" show up on the tron. Killer Tschida then shows up in the aisle and he points his fist to the ring then he throws his fist up and back as pyro goes off.

JR-Killer Tschida took a few weeks off.

Kris Gaffney-Think that will affect him?

King-He’s an efed legend JR!!

Midnight Tiger makes his entrance amid a sea of neon lights, dressed in an ornate cape and costume as he makes his way down to the ring.

JR-Representing a Few Badd Men, it’s Midnight Tiger.

King-This is Badddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

[Midnight Tiger ducks under a Killer Kick by Killer Tschida, and Midnight Tiger runs towards Adam Cole, and he connects with a running front drop kick that makes Adam Cole stumble backwards, and he falls out of the ring. Midnight Tiger gets up to his feet as Killer Tschida tries to take advantage, but Midnight Tiger counters it with a hot shot that sends Killer Tschida flying into the top rope hitting hit throat into the top rope. Killer Tschida staggers backwards, and Midnight Tiger hooks Killer Tschida into a full nelson, and he lifts him up, and he drops him with the Dragon Suplex. Killer Tschida might be down for the count. Midnight Tiger goes into the cover on Killer Tschida. The ref goes into position to make the count, the ref counts 1……………..2………..but before the final three goes down, Adam Cole reaches into the ring, and he grabs a hold of Midnight Tigers foot, and he pulls Midnight Tiger off of the cover to break up the pin before the final three count.]

JR-That might have saved the match right there.

King-Or Killer would have kicked out.

Kris Gaffney-Suppose that the 2 count doesn’t necessarily mean out of it, some is just taking the rest as much as possible.

King-Really? I thought it was just to annoy everyone with an annoying crowd chant.

[Adam Cole drags Midnight Tiger into the outside of the ring. Midnight Tiger attempts to attack Adam Cole. Adam Cole ducks under, and Midnight Tiger turns around right into a super kick that drops Midnight Tiger. Adam Cole grabs Midnight Tiger by the mask, and he throws him hard into the ring steps. Adam Cole has Midnight Tiger into a seated position, and he puts his boot on the throat choking him for a few moments to make sure that he stays where he is. Adam Cole lets go, and he backs up, and he runs towards where Midnight Tiger is, and he connects with a running knee to the face that crushes his head into the ring steps. From inside of the ring Killer Tschida grabs Adam Cole’s hair, and he lifts him up on the apron, but Adam Cole grabs Killer Tschida’s head, and he hits a hang man on the second rope, and Killer Tschida falls backs. Adam Cole gets into the ring, and he sets up Killer Tschida, and he drops him with a reverse neck breaker.]

JR-Adam Cole might be setting up Killer Tschida for the Panama Sunrise.

King-You can’t do that to a legend!!

Kris Gaffney-I think he doesn’t care.

[Killer Tschida is slow to get up to his feet, and Adam Cole jumps off, of the top rope going for the Panama Sunrise, but Killer Tschida moves out of the way. Killer Tschida waits as Adam Cole lands on his feet, he turns around right into a Killer Kick putting down Adam Cole. Killer Tschida falls into a pin as Adam Cole hits the mat. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2…KICK OUT by Adam Cole. Killer Tschida takes a few moments to rest up. Adam Cole gets up, and he falls into the corner. Killer Tschida runs towards Adam Cole, and he connects with a clothesline in the corner. Killer Tschida backs out of the corner. Adam Cole staggers out of the corner, and Tschida hooks Adam Cole, and he drops him with a t-bone suplex that sends him flying through the air, and he crashes down on the mat. Midnight Tiger gets up on the apron, but Killer Tschida is able to baseball slide his base off of the apron. Midnight Tiger hits his face on the apron.]

JR-Killer Tschida just isolated Adam Cole.

King-That’s a good first step to winning this match.

[Adam Cole gets up to his feet, and Killer Tschida goes for the Tschida lock, but Adam Cole blocks it. Cole throws Tschida off, and Killer tries to recover, but he gets blasted with the last shot. Adam Cole goes into the cover on Killer Tschida. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2………..3!!]

JR-Adam Cole was quick enough to strike to get the victory.

King-You can’t do that to a legend!

We hear the gentle sounds of a music box eerily creep throughout the arena growing more ominous, as Lux Aeterna Tenebrosi Stellata plays.

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen…. Brace yourselves!

Smoke crawls across the canvas surrounding everyone in the ring, at ringside and the front row of the audience. Grace walks out into the middle of the stage smiling ear to ear as the arena lights flicker again, through the strobe we see The Wretched Nobody appear from nowhere.

Ring Announcer: Making her way down the aisle the lovely, and loathsome Morose Rose - Miss Macabre, herself, Grace Brutal! Her Dark Star hails from The Danvers State Lunatic Asylum, Salem Massachusetts and at Six Foot Eleven inches tall – at Four Hundred and Twenty Pounds he is… the Five Time EMF Heavyweight Champion of the Woooooorld! THE WRETCHED NOBODY!

Nobody slithers under the bottom rope, and slides back sitting in the corner. Nobody reaches for the top rope and pulls himself back to his feet. He rolls his neck and glares hard at the floor as he rocks from side to side in his corner.

JR-The Wretched Nobody is getting this shot despite what was said.

King-He clearly must be in Tony’s head even more than he was.

Kris Gaffney-Guess that’s not goodddddddddddddd for Badd Boy.

(Lights go black and then Twilight of the Thunder God, by Amon Amarth, blasts over the loudspeakers and the crowd erupts. Lights begin to flash Red, White, and Blue as sparks fly down from the ceiling. The camera focuses up to the stands as halfway up steps Jackson Gunner out into the fans while holding his Extreme Championship strap with the rest of it draped over the back of his shoulder. The fans erupt as they spot Jackson. He beats his chest with a yell and tosses his hands up into the air crossing his arms in an X formation. Gunner begins walking down the stairs slowly toward the ring as he slaps hands with the fans on his way.)

Announcer: Ladies and Gentleman. On his way to the ring, fighting out of Honolulu Hawaii. Standing 6’4” weighing in at 250 pounds. He is the Extreme Measures Federation Extreme Champion, JACKSON “KOA KOA” GUNNER!

JR-Jackson Gunner is all that stands between the Wretched Nobody.

King-But if he wins, he’ll have to take on Tony along with Wade Flow.

Kris Gaffney-Wonder how good that will be for a few Badddddddddddddddddddddd Men?

[The Wretched Nobody and Jackson Gunner stand face to face in the middle of the ring. The Wretched Nobody stares down Jackson Gunner. The Wretched Nobody goes for a fist to the face. Jackson Gunner ducks under, and he connects with a few fists to the face. But The Wretched Nobody is able to block one of the fists, and he drops him with a head butt that drops Jackson Gunner. Jackson Gunner gets up to his feet stunned. The Wretched Nobody grabs him around the throat, and he throws him hard into the corner. The Wretched Nobody hits a few fists to the face, and then he hits a few knee lifts into the stomach area. Driving the air out of Jackson Gunner. Jackson Gunner is stunned enough that the Wretched Nobody whips him to the ropes. Jackson Gunner bounces off of the ropes. The Wretched Nobody lowers his head, and he connects with a big back body drop that sends Jackson Gunner flying through the air, an dhe crashes down on the mat. Jackson Gunner is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. The Wretched Nobody waits for him to turn around, and Jackson Gunner turns around into the waiting Wretched Nobody. The Wretched Nobody grabs him around the throat, and he lifts him up, and he drops him with a spine chiller. The Wretched Nobody goes into the cover on Jackson Gunner. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………….2…………KICK OUT by Jackson Gunner. The Wretched Nobody stares down at Jackson Gunner, but it’s clear that he is looking to give more punishment.]

JR-It seems that the Wretched Nobody is looking forward to continue this attack.

King-He’s going to make Jackson regret kicking out.

Kris Gaffney-He’s done that a lot in his career.

[The Wretched Nobody grabs Jackson Gunner from the mat, and he pulls him up, and he lifts him up for a screwdriver, but Jackson Gunner is able to shift his weight. Jackson Gunner lands behind the wretched Nobody. The Wretched Nobody turns around, and he runs at Jackson Gunner. Jackson Gunner is able to counter with a drop toe hold that sends him flying into the second rope. Jackson Gunner goes over to the top rope, and he connects with a gullitine leg drop that makes The Wretched Nobody stagger backwards. Jackson Gunner measures up on the Wretched Nobody. Jackson sling shots himself up to the top rope, and he jumps off of the top rope. And he connects with a spring board missile drop kick. Once again the Wretched Nobody is falls against the ropes. Jackson Gunner grabs a hold of the ropes. Jackson Gunner runs towards the ropes, and he connects with a clothesline over the otp rope, and he falls over the top rope, and he crashes down on the mat around ring side. Jackson Gunner see’s that the Wretched Nobody is already starting to get up to his feet. Jackson Gunner watches as the Wretched Nobody goes for a chair. The Wretched Nobody goes for a chair shot as Jackson Gunner closes in, and Jackson Gunner ducks under. The Wretched Nobody, and Jackson Gunner connects with a running boot to the chair that knocks down the Wretched Nobody. Jackson Gunner grabs the Wretched Nobody, and he throws him hard into the ring steps. The steps move. Jackson Gunner sets up the Wretched Nobody and he drops him on the base of the steps with a piledriver. The Wretched Nobody is clearly affected, but is still getting up to his feet with the help of the barricade.]

JR-Despite the fact Wretch has been taken damage, he’s still getting up.

King-Do you expect anything less?

Kris Gaffney-Guess if he likes to be surprised, then that’s the way to be.

[Jackson Gunner runs towards The Wretched Nobody, the Wretched Nobody throws Jackson Gunner out to their fans. The Wretched Nobody fights Jackson Gunner through the audience. The Wretched Nobody throws Jackson Gunner on a platform. The Wretched Nobody gets up, and he see’s Jackson Gunner close to the edge. The Wretched Nobody goes for a trephination, but Jackson Gunner ducks under. Jackson Gunner picks up the Wretched Nobody and he seems to be ready to jump off of the side. The lights turn off. The lights turn on, and the Wretched Nobody is now spits a fluid that erupts into flames into the face of Jackson Gunner. The Wretched Nobody runs at Jackson Gunner, and spears him off, and both wrestlers crashes into a table. However the Wretched Nobody has fallen into a pin. Even though both aren’t moving right now. The ref counts 1…………….2…………….3!!]

JR-The Wretched Nobody had to go to place to get by Jackson Gunner.

King-The means justify the end.

(The Wretched Nobody crawls out of the wreckage as Saturday Shockwave goes off the air.)