EMF: Saturday Shockwave
	(“Here Comes The Lame” blasts on the PA system as Brick Lesnar does his Brick dance, he steps inside of the ring.) King-So…you wanna go? Kris Gaffney-Don’t ask me that…last person who asked me that made beating the hell out of me a joke. (“Head Like a Hole” blasts on the PA system as Christopher Daniels walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-This man has been all around the world, and now is bringing his talents to the EMF. King-I wonder if he had a decision special. [Christopher Daniels and Brick Lesnar face off in the middle of the ring, Brick Lesnar throws a fist to the face, and Daniels being the faster of the two ducks under, and Christopher Daniels throws a few fists to the face, this stuns Brick. Christopher Daniels runs to the ropes, and Brick goes for a big boot, but Christopher Daniels slides out of the back, and Brick Lesnar turns around, and Christopsher Daniels hits a ezuguri that sends Brick Lesnar backwards, and Christopher Daniels tries to whip Brick Lesnar, but Christopher Daniels is reversed, and Daniels goes to the ropes, and comes off of the ropes, and leaps in the air, and hits a flying forearm that sends Brick down to the mat. Brick gets up, and stumbles back into the corner, Christopher Daniels hits a few fists to the face. The ref makes Christopher Daniels back away, and he does without a problem, and he goes back into the corner, and hits a kick to the gut to try to stun Brick Lensar one more time, and he tries to whip Brick Lesnar to the ropes, and it’s reversed. Brick Lesnar follows Daniels in. Christopher Daniels gets his boot up, and Brick Lesnar stumbles backwards after running into it, and Christopher Daniels goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope, and once he is up there. Daniels leaps off of the top rope, and he catches Brick Lesnar with a cross body block, Christopher Daniels hooks the leg, and goes into the cover on Brick Lesnar, and the ref counts the 1………………..2…………..kick out by Brick Lesnar, Daniels measures up on Brick who is slow to get to his feet. Daniels comes off of the ropes, and he hits a swinging hurricanarana that sends Lesnar flying, and falling right near a turnbuckle.] JR-Right now Daniels is neutralizing Lesnar’s power with speed. Kris Gaffney-And brains. King-Well…he did need to put his name on his forehead. [Daniels looks at where Lesnar is, and smiles as he has him where he wants, and he goes to the second turnbuckle, and he leaps on to the top turnbuckle, and Daniels goes for the BME. But Lesnar gets hit knee’s up, and Daniels goes into them, and Daniels rolls on the mat in pain. Brick Lesnar gets up to his feet, and Christopher Daniels is also up to his feet, but he’s holding his stomach area. Knowing that he has to do something or this match might get out of hand. He charges at Brick Lesnar, Brick Lesnar counters with a hang man that sends Daniels throat first into the top turnbuckle. Brick Lesnar waits as Christopher Daniels stumbles towards him, and Brick Lesnar pulls him into Brick, and Brick hits a short arm clothesline. Daniels hits the mat hard, and Brick Lesnar picks up Daniels, and he whips him off of the ropes. Christopher Daniels bounces off of the ropes, and Brick Lesnar lowers his head, and hits a back body drop on Christopher Daniels. Daniels crashes to the mat, and he slowly gets up to his feet in the corner. Brick Lesnar hits a few shoulder blocks, and he gets warned by the ref to give Daniels some room. Which he does, anyways Brick whips Daniels to the other side of the ring, and he follows him into the corner as Daniels crashes into the corner, Brick hits a clothesline, sets up Daniels, and hits a release fisherman suplex.] JR-Daniels needs to be careful here, Brick is a powerful man. King-Just not all that smart. [Brick Lesnar pulls up Daniels, and tries to put Daniels on his shoulders, but Daniels falls behind Brick, Daniels kicks Brick in the gut, and he hooks him, and he lifts him up, and hits the Angel Wings. The crowd is chanting “Fallen Angel”. Daniels jumps on the second rope, and then jumps to the top rope, and hits the BME on Brick Lesnar into the cover, and the ref counts the 1……….2……….3 JR-Christopher Daniels wins this match! (The EMF logo flashes on the screen, and we go into the Saturday Shockwave video.) (Pyrotechnics blasts on the stage that was made in the Bradley Center, once it ends the lights turn on, and fans wave their signs, and yell. Some signs say “Is that a Plunger on your head?”, “Tony Ikeda asked me to be his tag team partner”, and “Fear the Cheap Pop.” JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, I’m good ol’ JR along side Jerry “The King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney. King-And we do have a great show, headlined by the IC champion the Rock taking on Kane, and word is that championship considerations are on the line. Kris Gaffney-Which one’s were not quite sure. The lights go out in the arena and we hear “MISTER…..ANDERSON!” “Feedback” blasts over the speakers and Ken Anderson appears in a spotlight. He turns around and does a cocky strut down to the ring. Anderson spins through the ropes and reaches up. A microphone lowers into his hand. Ladies and Gentleman, I am your guest announcer for this match. MISTEEEERRRRR ANDERSON! …..ANDERSON! Allow me to introduce our first challenger. He’s lean and mean, too fast to be seen, he loves tofu and knows just what to do. DANIELLLLL!!!! BRYAAAANNN!! BRYAN! (“Ultimate Countdown” blasts on the PA system as Daniel Bryan walks to the ring along with Angelina Love. Anderson continues) King-Since when do people have their own ring announcer? Kris Gaffney-Catherine Walker let me borrow her cell phone, and ADR called, and said he got ripped off...but then again, we already knew that. JR-Whatever the case might be, Daniel Bryan is a great athlete, and is looking to climb up the ladder to some gold. Anderson: Introducing our second challenger. He’s dumber than a bag of rocks, he stinks more than a bag of socks!... (“Monster” blasts on the PA system as Abyss walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) Anderson: The laziest lard ass in wrestling today..." (Abyss hits a clothesline on Anderson who is down on the mat that flattens Anderson.) JR-Doesn’t seem like Abyss liked the introductions. Kris Gaffney-Well does Abyss like anything? King-Doesn’t like you… Kris Gaffney-Who does like me lately… [Daniel Bryan and Abyss pace around the ring, Abyss is closing in on Daniel Bryan, and Bryan finds himself in the corner, and Abyss is able to believe that he’s close enough to make the leap to go for a fist to the face, but Daniel Bryan able to use his quickness and being smaller is able to duck out of the corner, and Abyss is now in the corner, and Daniel Bryan hits a few knife edge chops to the chest of Abyss, seemly trying to wear down the bigger man. Abyss pushes down Daniel Bryan who does a reverse summersault, and he gets up to his feet, and Daniel Bryan gets up to his feet, and Abyss charges at Daniel Bryan, but Daniel Bryan is able to counter with a drop toe hold that sends Abyss face first on the mat, and Daniel Bryan runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes, and Daniel Bryan hits a low drop kick to the face, and Daniel Bryan waits as Abyss gets up into the corner, and Daniel Bryan starts a 10 punch combo 1………….2…………3………..4………..5 Abyss pushes Daniel Bryan off of the move, and Daniel Bryan lands on his feet, and Abyss goes for a charge out of the corner, and Daniel Bryan goes for an arm bar that seemly is the start of the LeBell lock, Bryan is trying to drive down Abyss but Abyss is able to his strength to keep himself up on one knee, and he gets up to his feet, and he uses his free arm to grab Daniel Bryan around the throat, and sets him up. Abyss lifts Daniel Bryan for the choke slam, but Daniel Bryan is able to slide out of the back. Daniel Bryan hits a chop block to the back of the leg of Abyss this brings down Abyss to one knee, and Daniel Bryan runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes, Daniel Bryan hits a bulldog that sends Abyss down to the mat, he’s in pain, but clearly he’s not out. So Daniel Bryan decides to do another move as he picks up Abyss, Abyss pushes Daniel Bryan back into the corner, Abyss charges into the corner, but Daniel Bryan throws Abyss into the corner, and Abyss hits the ring post shoulder fist. Abyss falls into the ring. Daniel Bryan climbs up to the second rope as he waits for Abyss to stumble towards him, Daniel Bryan is able to hook Abyss, and he drives him down to the mat with the tornado DDT that plants him into the mat. Daniel Bryan quickly crawls into the cover, and the ref counts the 1…………………2………………….kick out with authority as Daniel Bryan goes flying on that kick out.] JR-Daniel Bryan is going to have to use his technical knowledge and speed to keep this monster down. Kris Gaffney-Easier said than done. King-Well not as hard as you’d think Gaffney. [Daniel Bryan landed on the apron, and decides that he has to do a high risk move if he is going to stand any chance to win this match. Daniel Bryan climbs up to his feet, and goes up to the top rope, and he waits for Abyss to get up to his feet. Abyss does, and Daniel Bryan leaps off of the top rope for a cross body block, but it’s caught by Abyss, and Abyss hits a standing spinning side slam on Daniel Bryan. Abyss falls to one knee, and takes this chance to rest up, and Daniel Bryan is slow to get up to his feet, but then he is knocked down with a running shoulder block that knocks down Daniel Bryan. Daniel Bryan gets up to his feet, and Abyss hits a few fists to the face of Daniel Bryan, and Daniel Bryan comes off of the ropes, Abyss lowers his head, and Abyss hits a big back body drop that sends Daniel Bryan through the air, and he crashes hard into the mat, and slowly Daniel Bryan gets up to his feet, and Abyss grabs Daniel Bryan by the throat, lifts him up, and drives him down with a choke slam. Abyss is too stunned to go into the cover, and Daniel Bryan rolled towards the ropes anyways so he can’t really do anything about it right now. Abyss watches as Daniel Bryan gets into the corner, and Abyss hits a body avalaunche that crushes Daniel Bryan. Abyss backs out of the corner as Bryan stumbles out of the corner. Abyss picks up Daniel Bryan, and drops him for a side walk slam. Abyss hooks the leg, and the ref counts the 1………………………….2…………………..KICK OUT BY DANIEL BYRAN!] JR-Daniel Bryan is hanging in here. Booker T-Da hell am I doing here? King-It’s a Daniel Bryan match. Booker T-Tell me…you didn’t just say that… Kris Gaffney-It’s true. [Abyss pulls up Daniel Bryan as it seems like he’s going to for the Black Hole Slam, but Daniel Bryan throws his hands off, and drives Abyss down on the mat, and locks in the LeBell Lock.Abyss is in a lot of pain, Abyss tries to move towards the ropes, but it’s held back. Abyss gets up to his feet with all his power as Bryan tries to hold him down. With the leverage. Abyss tries to roll through and break the hold, but Bryan thinking quickly as Abyss rolls grabs Abyss’ leg. Bryan puts his weight down into a pin, and the ref counts the 1………..2…………3!] JR-Danile Bryan wins this match! (The camera focuses on Mick Foley clapping as he enters the ring, he gives Daniel Bryan a towel. Bryan wipes his face off, and Foley raises his arm as we go to commercial.) (“Voices” blasts on the PA system as Randy Orton walks to the ring very, very slowly.) JR-Randy Orton is looking to try to gain some gold. King-Yeah, but he is going to have to do a little more. Kris Gaffney-We can only guess that’s why he’s in this match. King-We need to do something to speed him up though… (“Bad Company” blasts on the PA system as Dewey Pond walks to the ring with Tony Valentino.) JR-Dewey Pond is a former TV champion, along with many other championships. He knows what it means to be a champion. King-Yeah, and can beat anyone on any given day, this will not be easy. [Randy Orton and Dewey Pond pace around the ring, and they lock up, and Randy Orton hits a knee lift to the gut this puts Dewey Pond down to the mat on one knee, and Dewey Pond gets up to his feet, and Dewey Pond gets hit with a hard fist by Randy Orton which takes him down to the mat, and slowly he gets up to his feet. Randy Orton pulls up Dewey Pond, and Dewey is stunned enough for Randy Orton to hit a few fists to the face of Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond backs up, and Randy Orton tries to whip Dewey Pond off of the ropes. But it’s reversed, he bounces off of the ropes, and Dewey Pond goes for a hip toss, but Randy Orton blocks it, and he hits a short arm clothesline that knocks down Dewey Pond down to the mat, and Dewey Pond gets up to his feet, and Randy Orton hits a standing drop kick which makes Dewey Pond fall of the second rope, and Randy Orton see’s this, and he goes over to where Dewey Pond is, and he pushes on Dewey Pond’s back, and the ref counts to 4, and Randy Orton stops the choke, and he runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes, and leaps in the air. Randy Orton leaps in the air, and he comes crashing on the back of Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond falls to the mat in pain. Randy Orton watches as Dewey Pond is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, Randy Orton hits a European upper cut. This makes Dewey Pond fall back to the ropes, and Randy Orton tries to whip Dewey Pond to the ropes. Dewey Pond goes off of the ropes, and as he comes off of the ropes, he hooks the ropes so he doesn’t go towards Randy Orton. Randy Orton charges towards Dewey Pond, Dewey Pond counters with a back body drop, but it’s countered by Randy Orton landing on his feet, and Dewey Pond turns around right into a shoulder into the gut. This stumbles back Dewey Pond, Randy Orton climbs up to the top rope, and he measures up on Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond is where Randy Orton wants, and Randy Orton leaps off of the top rope, and he goes for a cross body block, Randy Orton rolls off of the pin, because seemly he wants to go for a more impactful move, as he stalks as Dewey Pond gets up. Randy Orton goes for the RKO, but Dewey Pond pushes Randy Orton off, and Randy Orton bounces off of the ropes. Dewey Pond goes for a standing clothesline, Randy Orton ducks it, and sets up Dewey Pond, and he hits the 3.0 inverted back breaker on Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond rolls away in pain.] JR-Dewey Pond hasn’t yet found a way to get this match under control. Kris Gaffney-Well he’s won many championships, he knows what he is doing. King-Including the TV title. [Dewey Pond rolls out of the ring, and he climbs up to his feet, and he tries to get up to his feet, and go back into the ring. Dewey Pond gets kicked in the face by Randy Orton. Randy Orton drags Dewey Pond out, and goes for the elevated DDT, but Dewey Pond is able to get off of the second rope, and get under Randy Orton, and lift up, and Dewey Pond jumps Randy Orton over the top rope, and Randy Orton fly’s over the top rope, and splats on the mat below. Dewey Pond falls on his knee, and he thinks of what he is going to do next. Randy Orton is able to get up to his feet, and go to the apron. He runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes, and Dewey Pond hits a baseball slide that sends Randy Orton stumbling backwards, and he hits the guard rail back first, and Randy Orton falls on the mat in pain. Dewey Pond takes a few moments to rest up the rest of the way as he needs as he waits holding on to the top rope, Randy Orton is slow to get up to his feet, holding his back in pain. Dewey Pond sling shots himself over the top rope, and he this a cross body block. Both wrestlers are down on the mat, but Dewey Pond is able to get up to his feet, and slowly he gets up to his feet dragging up Randy Orton with him, and he smashes his head on the steel steps, and Randy Orton is dazed with that move, and Dewey Pond throws him into the ring, and Randy Orton is getting up to his feet, and Dewey Pond is on the apron, and he sling shots himself up to the top rope, and he leaps off of the top rope, and he hits a flying shoulder block that knocks him down on the mat. Dewey Pond waits as Randy Orton gets up to his feet. Dewey hits a running clothesline. Randy Orton gets up dazed, and Dewey Pond whips Randy Orton off of the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Randy Orton bounces off of the ropes, and Dewey Pond hits the spinning spine buster on Randy Orton, and Dewey Pond rolls into the cover, and he gets the 1…………….2…………KICK OUT by Randy Orton.] JR-Randy Orton is in trouble here. King-Well if he’s trying to show the world that he is a TV title contender…he’s not doing the job. [Dewey Pond pulls up Randy Orton calling for the Dew Drop, he whips Randy Orton off of the ropes, and Orton bounces off of the ropes. Dewey Pond throws Randy Orton up for the Dew Drop, but Orton counters with the RKO!!! Randy Orton pushes Dewey Pond on his back, and makes the cover on Dewey Pond, the ref counts the 1……….2………3!] JR-Randy Orton out of no where hits the RKO. King-Dewey didn’t see that coming. (“Kane’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Kane walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Kane is a man who is looking to jump right back into the title race. King-What title race, we don’t know yet. Kris Gaffney-Hey any title race is better than no title race. (“If You Smell..” blasts on the PA system as the Rock walks to the ring with the IC title in hand, he does his poses on the turnbuckle as he gets to the ring.) JR-The Rock even though the considerations could be anything see’s only one thing. King-Well by process of elimination, you’d think that is the only title there is. Kris Gaffney-Aw, you never know…maybe Tony Ikeda is going to defend the Attitude World Title. King-…….. [The Rock and Kane face off in the middle of the ring, the Rock talks trash, Kane being the no BS type of wrestler, Kane just throws a fist. The Rock ducks under, and the Rock waits for Kane turn around, once he turns around the Rock hits a few fists to the face. Kane stumbles backwards, and the Rock runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes, Kane grabs the Rock by the throat, and the Rock looks for a way out of this holds. The Rock breaks the grip, and he runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes again, and he leaps in the air, and he goes for a flying clothesline, but it’s countered with Kane hitting an upper cut. The Rock is down on the mat, and the Rock on his knee’s. Kane hits a running knee to the face that knocks the Rock down to the mat, and this puts the Rock down to the mat, and Kane waits as the Rock gets up to his hands and knee’s. Kane backs off, and he charges and hits a low drop kcikt to the side of the head which makes the Rock rolls away, The Rock gets up into the corner, and Kane waits as the Rock stumbles out of the corner, and the Rock goes into the corner, and Kane lifts up the Rock with double handed choke. The ref counts, and Kane throws the Rock into the corner at the count of 4, and Kane hits a few body punches, and follows it up with a fist to the face. The Rock is stunned, and before the ref gets on Kane’s back, Kane brings the Rock out of the corner, and tries to whip him to the ropes. The Rock reverses the whip, and this sends Kane to the ropes. Kane bounces off of the ropes, the Rock lowers his head, and the Rock gets countered with a running DDT that plants the Rock on the mat. Kane hits a few stomps on the downed Rock. Kane is told to back away, and he does that as the Rock gets up as he gets in the corner, Kane charges into the corner. Kane charges into the corner, and he hits a body avalaunche that connects on the Rock. Kane waits as the Rock stumbles towards him, and Kane picks up the Rock, and he grabs him, lifts him up, and drops him for a sidewalk slam. Kane goes into the cover on the Rock, and the ref counts the 1…………..2………..KICK OUT by the Rock. Kane gets up to his feet, but clearly he is ready to possibly finish this match as he holds up his hand for the chokeslam. The Rock slowly gets up to his feet, and the Rock gets up to his feet, and the Rock turns right into Kane’s hand. Kane loads up the Rock, and lifts him up, the Rock is able to throw off Kane’s hand, and he runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes, but The Rock runs right into Kane’s boot, the Rock falls down to the mat, and Kane looks down on the mat, and now has a new strategy.] JR-Kane has done a lot, but he seemly can’t keep the Rock down. King-I doubt Kane ever thought it would be easy. Kris Gaffney-Well he is the IC champion after all. [Kane goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope, and he waits for the Rock to get up to his feet, the Rock turns around. Kane goes for a flying clothesline that the Rock is able to duck under, and Kane crashes to the mat, and Kane is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet Kane is doubled over, and the Rock is able to hit a quick swinging neck breaker on Kane. Both wrestlers are down, and the ref starts his standing 10 count, he gets up to about 6, and the Rock gets up to his feet as does Kane. Kane throws a fist to the face of the Rock as seemly Kane is less dazed than the Rock, and the Rock is able to counter with a few fists to the face of the Rock, and the Rock goes for another fist, but it’s stopped with a knee to the gut by Kane. This doubles over the Rock, and Kane whips The Rock off of the ropes. The Rock bounces off of the ropes, and Kane goes for a clothesline, but it’s ducked under by the Rock, the Rock continues to the other side of the ring. He bounces off of the ropes, and the Rock leaps in the air, and he hits a flying clothesline that connects and sends Kane off of the mat, and the Rock gets up to his feet. Kane soon follows, but dazed. He runs to the ropes, and he runs to the ropes, and he knocks down Kane with a running clothesline by the Rock, Kane goes down to the mat, and he gets up to his feet, and Kane falls into the ropes, and the Rock pushes Kane to the ropes, and he whips him to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes, the Rock sets up Kane as he comes off of the ropes, and the Rock is able to use leverage to hit a belly to belly over head throw that sends Kane hard on his back. Kane hits the mat hard, but soon gets up to his feet, and he falls into the corner. The Rock hits a few fists to the face of Kane, and then splits on his fist, and hits another fist that makes Kane almost go over the top rope. The Rock backs out of the corner as Kane stumbles out of the corner, and the Rock hits a samaon drop. The Rock gets up to his feet, and he pulls up Kane with him, he hits a few fists to the face of Kane as Kane is reeling on the ropes, the Rock tries to whip Kane, but Kane reverses the whip. But the Rock is able to put the breaks, and he hits a kick to the gut of the Kane, and he hits a DDT. The Rock nips up.] JR-The Rock can smell a victory here. King-We all knew he was going to use that. [The Rock gets up, and starts to get ready as Kane sits up, and the Rock stalks behind him Kane gets up to his feet, stunned, and turns right into the Rock who goes for the Rock Bottom! Kane hits a few elbows to the side of the head, and then hits another one to stun the Rock. The Rock stumbles around, and right into the right hand of Kane around the Rock’s throat, Kane lifts up the Rock, and drives him down on the mat hard for the choke slam! Kane drops to his knee’s, and laughs as he goes into the cover on the Rock, the ref counts the 1…………..2……….KICK OUT by the Rock. Kane looks at the ref, and yells, he gets up to his feet and laughs as he does the throat slash gesture as he pulls up the Rock he scoops up the Rock, and starts to get him into position for the Tombstone piledriver! But the Rock slides behind Kane, Kane turns around, right into the Rock Bottom! The Rock falls away from Kane, and he is able to make the cover on Kane, the ref counts the 1…………2……….KICK OUT by Kane. The Rock shakes his head, and turns around as Kane sits up, and grabs the Rock around the throat, and stands up with the Rock in his grasp, as Kane is up on his feet, and tries to load up the Rock for a second choke slam. The Rock throws Kane’s arm off of him, and hits a spine on the pine. Knowing that it’ll take more than that the Rock goes up sets up as he slides off his elbow pad, and he throws it into the crowd, and he runs to the ropes, bounces off, jumps over then suddenly….] GONG (The Lights turn out, crashes can be heard. Pyrotechnics blasts on the pyrotechnics blasts on the turnbuckles. The light is enough to see a figure smashing down a sledgehammer on a down figures leg. But we can’t see who the victim is, or the person is as the light goes out quickly.) GONG (The lights turn on, and reveals no attacker once again. But the Rock a beaten, bloody, twitching mess. The ref is frozen not knowing what to think, suddenly Kane sits up, and even Kane looks around confused for a moment not knowing what to think about this, but then realizes he has a chance to win this match regardless of how it happened, he goes into the cover on the Rock, and the ref finally snapping out of it makes the cover on the Rock. The ref counts the 1……………2…………….3!) JR-Kane won this match, but we need to get some help for the Rock, I mean it. Kris Gaffney-This is getting annoying… (Trainers and officials pour to check on the Rock as Shockwave goes off the air with that.)

EMF: Saturday Shockwave

(“Here Comes The Lame” blasts on the PA system as Brick Lesnar does his Brick dance, he steps inside of the ring.)

King-So…you wanna go?

Kris Gaffney-Don’t ask me that…last person who asked me that made beating the hell out of me a joke.

(“Head Like a Hole” blasts on the PA system as Christopher Daniels walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-This man has been all around the world, and now is bringing his talents to the EMF.

King-I wonder if he had a decision special.

[Christopher Daniels and Brick Lesnar face off in the middle of the ring, Brick Lesnar throws a fist to the face, and Daniels being the faster of the two ducks under, and Christopher Daniels throws a few fists to the face, this stuns Brick. Christopher Daniels runs to the ropes, and Brick goes for a big boot, but Christopher Daniels slides out of the back, and Brick Lesnar turns around, and Christopsher Daniels hits a ezuguri that sends Brick Lesnar backwards, and Christopher Daniels tries to whip Brick Lesnar, but Christopher Daniels is reversed, and Daniels goes to the ropes, and comes off of the ropes, and leaps in the air, and hits a flying forearm that sends Brick down to the mat. Brick gets up, and stumbles back into the corner, Christopher Daniels hits a few fists to the face. The ref makes Christopher Daniels back away, and he does without a problem, and he goes back into the corner, and hits a kick to the gut to try to stun Brick Lensar one more time, and he tries to whip Brick Lesnar to the ropes, and it’s reversed. Brick Lesnar follows Daniels in. Christopher Daniels gets his boot up, and Brick Lesnar stumbles backwards after running into it, and Christopher Daniels goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope, and once he is up there. Daniels leaps off of the top rope, and he catches Brick Lesnar with a cross body block, Christopher Daniels hooks the leg, and goes into the cover on Brick Lesnar, and the ref counts the 1………………..2…………..kick out by Brick Lesnar, Daniels measures up on Brick who is slow to get to his feet. Daniels comes off of the ropes, and he hits a swinging hurricanarana that sends Lesnar flying, and falling right near a turnbuckle.]

JR-Right now Daniels is neutralizing Lesnar’s power with speed.

Kris Gaffney-And brains.

King-Well…he did need to put his name on his forehead.

[Daniels looks at where Lesnar is, and smiles as he has him where he wants, and he goes to the second turnbuckle, and he leaps on to the top turnbuckle, and Daniels goes for the BME. But Lesnar gets hit knee’s up, and Daniels goes into them, and Daniels rolls on the mat in pain. Brick Lesnar gets up to his feet, and Christopher Daniels is also up to his feet, but he’s holding his stomach area. Knowing that he has to do something or this match might get out of hand. He charges at Brick Lesnar, Brick Lesnar counters with a hang man that sends Daniels throat first into the top turnbuckle. Brick Lesnar waits as Christopher Daniels stumbles towards him, and Brick Lesnar pulls him into Brick, and Brick hits a short arm clothesline. Daniels hits the mat hard, and Brick Lesnar picks up Daniels, and he whips him off of the ropes. Christopher Daniels bounces off of the ropes, and Brick Lesnar lowers his head, and hits a back body drop on Christopher Daniels. Daniels crashes to the mat, and he slowly gets up to his feet in the corner. Brick Lesnar hits a few shoulder blocks, and he gets warned by the ref to give Daniels some room. Which he does, anyways Brick whips Daniels to the other side of the ring, and he follows him into the corner as Daniels crashes into the corner, Brick hits a clothesline, sets up Daniels, and hits a release fisherman suplex.]

JR-Daniels needs to be careful here, Brick is a powerful man.

King-Just not all that smart.

[Brick Lesnar pulls up Daniels, and tries to put Daniels on his shoulders, but Daniels falls behind Brick, Daniels kicks Brick in the gut, and he hooks him, and he lifts him up, and hits the Angel Wings. The crowd is chanting “Fallen Angel”. Daniels jumps on the second rope, and then jumps to the top rope, and hits the BME on Brick Lesnar into the cover, and the ref counts the 1……….2……….3

JR-Christopher Daniels wins this match!

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, and we go into the Saturday Shockwave video.)

(Pyrotechnics blasts on the stage that was made in the Bradley Center, once it ends the lights turn on, and fans wave their signs, and yell. Some signs say “Is that a Plunger on your head?”, “Tony Ikeda asked me to be his tag team partner”, and “Fear the Cheap Pop.”

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, I’m good ol’ JR along side Jerry “The King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney.

King-And we do have a great show, headlined by the IC champion the Rock taking on Kane, and word is that championship considerations are on the line.

Kris Gaffney-Which one’s were not quite sure.

The lights go out in the arena and we hear “MISTER…..ANDERSON!” “Feedback” blasts over the speakers and Ken Anderson appears in a spotlight. He turns around and does a cocky strut down to the ring. Anderson spins through the ropes and reaches up. A microphone lowers into his hand.

Ladies and Gentleman, I am your guest announcer for this match. MISTEEEERRRRR ANDERSON! …..ANDERSON! Allow me to introduce our first challenger. He’s lean and mean, too fast to be seen, he loves tofu and knows just what to do. DANIELLLLL!!!! BRYAAAANNN!! BRYAN!

(“Ultimate Countdown” blasts on the PA system as Daniel Bryan walks to the ring along with Angelina Love. Anderson continues)

King-Since when do people have their own ring announcer?

Kris Gaffney-Catherine Walker let me borrow her cell phone, and ADR called, and said he got ripped off...but then again, we already knew that.

JR-Whatever the case might be, Daniel Bryan is a great athlete, and is looking to climb up the ladder to some gold.

Anderson: Introducing our second challenger. He’s dumber than a bag of rocks, he stinks more than a bag of socks!...

(“Monster” blasts on the PA system as Abyss walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

Anderson: The laziest lard ass in wrestling today..."

(Abyss hits a clothesline on Anderson who is down on the mat that flattens Anderson.)

JR-Doesn’t seem like Abyss liked the introductions.

Kris Gaffney-Well does Abyss like anything?

King-Doesn’t like you…

Kris Gaffney-Who does like me lately…

[Daniel Bryan and Abyss pace around the ring, Abyss is closing in on Daniel Bryan, and Bryan finds himself in the corner, and Abyss is able to believe that he’s close enough to make the leap to go for a fist to the face, but Daniel Bryan able to use his quickness and being smaller is able to duck out of the corner, and Abyss is now in the corner, and Daniel Bryan hits a few knife edge chops to the chest of Abyss, seemly trying to wear down the bigger man. Abyss pushes down Daniel Bryan who does a reverse summersault, and he gets up to his feet, and Daniel Bryan gets up to his feet, and Abyss charges at Daniel Bryan, but Daniel Bryan is able to counter with a drop toe hold that sends Abyss face first on the mat, and Daniel Bryan runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes, and Daniel Bryan hits a low drop kick to the face, and Daniel Bryan waits as Abyss gets up into the corner, and Daniel Bryan starts a 10 punch combo 1………….2…………3………..4………..5 Abyss pushes Daniel Bryan off of the move, and Daniel Bryan lands on his feet, and Abyss goes for a charge out of the corner, and Daniel Bryan goes for an arm bar that seemly is the start of the LeBell lock, Bryan is trying to drive down Abyss but Abyss is able to his strength to keep himself up on one knee, and he gets up to his feet, and he uses his free arm to grab Daniel Bryan around the throat, and sets him up. Abyss lifts Daniel Bryan for the choke slam, but Daniel Bryan is able to slide out of the back. Daniel Bryan hits a chop block to the back of the leg of Abyss this brings down Abyss to one knee, and Daniel Bryan runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes, Daniel Bryan hits a bulldog that sends Abyss down to the mat, he’s in pain, but clearly he’s not out. So Daniel Bryan decides to do another move as he picks up Abyss, Abyss pushes Daniel Bryan back into the corner, Abyss charges into the corner, but Daniel Bryan throws Abyss into the corner, and Abyss hits the ring post shoulder fist. Abyss falls into the ring. Daniel Bryan climbs up to the second rope as he waits for Abyss to stumble towards him, Daniel Bryan is able to hook Abyss, and he drives him down to the mat with the tornado DDT that plants him into the mat. Daniel Bryan quickly crawls into the cover, and the ref counts the 1…………………2………………….kick out with authority as Daniel Bryan goes flying on that kick out.]

JR-Daniel Bryan is going to have to use his technical knowledge and speed to keep this monster down.

Kris Gaffney-Easier said than done.

King-Well not as hard as you’d think Gaffney.

[Daniel Bryan landed on the apron, and decides that he has to do a high risk move if he is going to stand any chance to win this match. Daniel Bryan climbs up to his feet, and goes up to the top rope, and he waits for Abyss to get up to his feet. Abyss does, and Daniel Bryan leaps off of the top rope for a cross body block, but it’s caught by Abyss, and Abyss hits a standing spinning side slam on Daniel Bryan. Abyss falls to one knee, and takes this chance to rest up, and Daniel Bryan is slow to get up to his feet, but then he is knocked down with a running shoulder block that knocks down Daniel Bryan. Daniel Bryan gets up to his feet, and Abyss hits a few fists to the face of Daniel Bryan, and Daniel Bryan comes off of the ropes, Abyss lowers his head, and Abyss hits a big back body drop that sends Daniel Bryan through the air, and he crashes hard into the mat, and slowly Daniel Bryan gets up to his feet, and Abyss grabs Daniel Bryan by the throat, lifts him up, and drives him down with a choke slam. Abyss is too stunned to go into the cover, and Daniel Bryan rolled towards the ropes anyways so he can’t really do anything about it right now. Abyss watches as Daniel Bryan gets into the corner, and Abyss hits a body avalaunche that crushes Daniel Bryan. Abyss backs out of the corner as Bryan stumbles out of the corner. Abyss picks up Daniel Bryan, and drops him for a side walk slam. Abyss hooks the leg, and the ref counts the 1………………………….2…………………..KICK OUT BY DANIEL BYRAN!]

JR-Daniel Bryan is hanging in here.

Booker T-Da hell am I doing here?

King-It’s a Daniel Bryan match.

Booker T-Tell me…you didn’t just say that…

Kris Gaffney-It’s true.

[Abyss pulls up Daniel Bryan as it seems like he’s going to for the Black Hole Slam, but Daniel Bryan throws his hands off, and drives Abyss down on the mat, and locks in the LeBell Lock.Abyss is in a lot of pain, Abyss tries to move towards the ropes, but it’s held back. Abyss gets up to his feet with all his power as Bryan tries to hold him down. With the leverage. Abyss tries to roll through and break the hold, but Bryan thinking quickly as Abyss rolls grabs Abyss’ leg. Bryan puts his weight down into a pin, and the ref counts the 1………..2…………3!]

JR-Danile Bryan wins this match!

(The camera focuses on Mick Foley clapping as he enters the ring, he gives Daniel Bryan a towel. Bryan wipes his face off, and Foley raises his arm as we go to commercial.)

(“Voices” blasts on the PA system as Randy Orton walks to the ring very, very slowly.)

JR-Randy Orton is looking to try to gain some gold.

King-Yeah, but he is going to have to do a little more.

Kris Gaffney-We can only guess that’s why he’s in this match.

King-We need to do something to speed him up though…

(“Bad Company” blasts on the PA system as Dewey Pond walks to the ring with Tony Valentino.)

JR-Dewey Pond is a former TV champion, along with many other championships. He knows what it means to be a champion.

King-Yeah, and can beat anyone on any given day, this will not be easy.

[Randy Orton and Dewey Pond pace around the ring, and they lock up, and Randy Orton hits a knee lift to the gut this puts Dewey Pond down to the mat on one knee, and Dewey Pond gets up to his feet, and Dewey Pond gets hit with a hard fist by Randy Orton which takes him down to the mat, and slowly he gets up to his feet. Randy Orton pulls up Dewey Pond, and Dewey is stunned enough for Randy Orton to hit a few fists to the face of Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond backs up, and Randy Orton tries to whip Dewey Pond off of the ropes. But it’s reversed, he bounces off of the ropes, and Dewey Pond goes for a hip toss, but Randy Orton blocks it, and he hits a short arm clothesline that knocks down Dewey Pond down to the mat, and Dewey Pond gets up to his feet, and Randy Orton hits a standing drop kick which makes Dewey Pond fall of the second rope, and Randy Orton see’s this, and he goes over to where Dewey Pond is, and he pushes on Dewey Pond’s back, and the ref counts to 4, and Randy Orton stops the choke, and he runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes, and leaps in the air. Randy Orton leaps in the air, and he comes crashing on the back of Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond falls to the mat in pain. Randy Orton watches as Dewey Pond is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, Randy Orton hits a European upper cut. This makes Dewey Pond fall back to the ropes, and Randy Orton tries to whip Dewey Pond to the ropes. Dewey Pond goes off of the ropes, and as he comes off of the ropes, he hooks the ropes so he doesn’t go towards Randy Orton. Randy Orton charges towards Dewey Pond, Dewey Pond counters with a back body drop, but it’s countered by Randy Orton landing on his feet, and Dewey Pond turns around right into a shoulder into the gut. This stumbles back Dewey Pond, Randy Orton climbs up to the top rope, and he measures up on Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond is where Randy Orton wants, and Randy Orton leaps off of the top rope, and he goes for a cross body block, Randy Orton rolls off of the pin, because seemly he wants to go for a more impactful move, as he stalks as Dewey Pond gets up. Randy Orton goes for the RKO, but Dewey Pond pushes Randy Orton off, and Randy Orton bounces off of the ropes. Dewey Pond goes for a standing clothesline, Randy Orton ducks it, and sets up Dewey Pond, and he hits the 3.0 inverted back breaker on Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond rolls away in pain.]

JR-Dewey Pond hasn’t yet found a way to get this match under control.

Kris Gaffney-Well he’s won many championships, he knows what he is doing.

King-Including the TV title.

[Dewey Pond rolls out of the ring, and he climbs up to his feet, and he tries to get up to his feet, and go back into the ring. Dewey Pond gets kicked in the face by Randy Orton. Randy Orton drags Dewey Pond out, and goes for the elevated DDT, but Dewey Pond is able to get off of the second rope, and get under Randy Orton, and lift up, and Dewey Pond jumps Randy Orton over the top rope, and Randy Orton fly’s over the top rope, and splats on the mat below. Dewey Pond falls on his knee, and he thinks of what he is going to do next. Randy Orton is able to get up to his feet, and go to the apron. He runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes, and Dewey Pond hits a baseball slide that sends Randy Orton stumbling backwards, and he hits the guard rail back first, and Randy Orton falls on the mat in pain. Dewey Pond takes a few moments to rest up the rest of the way as he needs as he waits holding on to the top rope, Randy Orton is slow to get up to his feet, holding his back in pain. Dewey Pond sling shots himself over the top rope, and he this a cross body block. Both wrestlers are down on the mat, but Dewey Pond is able to get up to his feet, and slowly he gets up to his feet dragging up Randy Orton with him, and he smashes his head on the steel steps, and Randy Orton is dazed with that move, and Dewey Pond throws him into the ring, and Randy Orton is getting up to his feet, and Dewey Pond is on the apron, and he sling shots himself up to the top rope, and he leaps off of the top rope, and he hits a flying shoulder block that knocks him down on the mat. Dewey Pond waits as Randy Orton gets up to his feet. Dewey hits a running clothesline. Randy Orton gets up dazed, and Dewey Pond whips Randy Orton off of the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Randy Orton bounces off of the ropes, and Dewey Pond hits the spinning spine buster on Randy Orton, and Dewey Pond rolls into the cover, and he gets the 1…………….2…………KICK OUT by Randy Orton.]

JR-Randy Orton is in trouble here.

King-Well if he’s trying to show the world that he is a TV title contender…he’s not doing the job.

[Dewey Pond pulls up Randy Orton calling for the Dew Drop, he whips Randy Orton off of the ropes, and Orton bounces off of the ropes. Dewey Pond throws Randy Orton up for the Dew Drop, but Orton counters with the RKO!!! Randy Orton pushes Dewey Pond on his back, and makes the cover on Dewey Pond, the ref counts the 1……….2………3!]

JR-Randy Orton out of no where hits the RKO.

King-Dewey didn’t see that coming.

(“Kane’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Kane walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Kane is a man who is looking to jump right back into the title race.

King-What title race, we don’t know yet.

Kris Gaffney-Hey any title race is better than no title race.

(“If You Smell..” blasts on the PA system as the Rock walks to the ring with the IC title in hand, he does his poses on the turnbuckle as he gets to the ring.)

JR-The Rock even though the considerations could be anything see’s only one thing.

King-Well by process of elimination, you’d think that is the only title there is.

Kris Gaffney-Aw, you never know…maybe Tony Ikeda is going to defend the Attitude World Title.

King-……..

[The Rock and Kane face off in the middle of the ring, the Rock talks trash, Kane being the no BS type of wrestler, Kane just throws a fist. The Rock ducks under, and the Rock waits for Kane turn around, once he turns around the Rock hits a few fists to the face. Kane stumbles backwards, and the Rock runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes, Kane grabs the Rock by the throat, and the Rock looks for a way out of this holds. The Rock breaks the grip, and he runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes again, and he leaps in the air, and he goes for a flying clothesline, but it’s countered with Kane hitting an upper cut. The Rock is down on the mat, and the Rock on his knee’s. Kane hits a running knee to the face that knocks the Rock down to the mat, and this puts the Rock down to the mat, and Kane waits as the Rock gets up to his hands and knee’s. Kane backs off, and he charges and hits a low drop kcikt to the side of the head which makes the Rock rolls away, The Rock gets up into the corner, and Kane waits as the Rock stumbles out of the corner, and the Rock goes into the corner, and Kane lifts up the Rock with double handed choke. The ref counts, and Kane throws the Rock into the corner at the count of 4, and Kane hits a few body punches, and follows it up with a fist to the face. The Rock is stunned, and before the ref gets on Kane’s back, Kane brings the Rock out of the corner, and tries to whip him to the ropes. The Rock reverses the whip, and this sends Kane to the ropes. Kane bounces off of the ropes, the Rock lowers his head, and the Rock gets countered with a running DDT that plants the Rock on the mat. Kane hits a few stomps on the downed Rock. Kane is told to back away, and he does that as the Rock gets up as he gets in the corner, Kane charges into the corner. Kane charges into the corner, and he hits a body avalaunche that connects on the Rock. Kane waits as the Rock stumbles towards him, and Kane picks up the Rock, and he grabs him, lifts him up, and drops him for a sidewalk slam. Kane goes into the cover on the Rock, and the ref counts the 1…………..2………..KICK OUT by the Rock. Kane gets up to his feet, but clearly he is ready to possibly finish this match as he holds up his hand for the chokeslam. The Rock slowly gets up to his feet, and the Rock gets up to his feet, and the Rock turns right into Kane’s hand. Kane loads up the Rock, and lifts him up, the Rock is able to throw off Kane’s hand, and he runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes, but The Rock runs right into Kane’s boot, the Rock falls down to the mat, and Kane looks down on the mat, and now has a new strategy.]

JR-Kane has done a lot, but he seemly can’t keep the Rock down.

King-I doubt Kane ever thought it would be easy.

Kris Gaffney-Well he is the IC champion after all.

[Kane goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope, and he waits for the Rock to get up to his feet, the Rock turns around. Kane goes for a flying clothesline that the Rock is able to duck under, and Kane crashes to the mat, and Kane is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet Kane is doubled over, and the Rock is able to hit a quick swinging neck breaker on Kane. Both wrestlers are down, and the ref starts his standing 10 count, he gets up to about 6, and the Rock gets up to his feet as does Kane. Kane throws a fist to the face of the Rock as seemly Kane is less dazed than the Rock, and the Rock is able to counter with a few fists to the face of the Rock, and the Rock goes for another fist, but it’s stopped with a knee to the gut by Kane. This doubles over the Rock, and Kane whips The Rock off of the ropes. The Rock bounces off of the ropes, and Kane goes for a clothesline, but it’s ducked under by the Rock, the Rock continues to the other side of the ring. He bounces off of the ropes, and the Rock leaps in the air, and he hits a flying clothesline that connects and sends Kane off of the mat, and the Rock gets up to his feet. Kane soon follows, but dazed. He runs to the ropes, and he runs to the ropes, and he knocks down Kane with a running clothesline by the Rock, Kane goes down to the mat, and he gets up to his feet, and Kane falls into the ropes, and the Rock pushes Kane to the ropes, and he whips him to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes, the Rock sets up Kane as he comes off of the ropes, and the Rock is able to use leverage to hit a belly to belly over head throw that sends Kane hard on his back. Kane hits the mat hard, but soon gets up to his feet, and he falls into the corner. The Rock hits a few fists to the face of Kane, and then splits on his fist, and hits another fist that makes Kane almost go over the top rope. The Rock backs out of the corner as Kane stumbles out of the corner, and the Rock hits a samaon drop. The Rock gets up to his feet, and he pulls up Kane with him, he hits a few fists to the face of Kane as Kane is reeling on the ropes, the Rock tries to whip Kane, but Kane reverses the whip. But the Rock is able to put the breaks, and he hits a kick to the gut of the Kane, and he hits a DDT. The Rock nips up.]

JR-The Rock can smell a victory here.

King-We all knew he was going to use that.

[The Rock gets up, and starts to get ready as Kane sits up, and the Rock stalks behind him Kane gets up to his feet, stunned, and turns right into the Rock who goes for the Rock Bottom! Kane hits a few elbows to the side of the head, and then hits another one to stun the Rock. The Rock stumbles around, and right into the right hand of Kane around the Rock’s throat, Kane lifts up the Rock, and drives him down on the mat hard for the choke slam! Kane drops to his knee’s, and laughs as he goes into the cover on the Rock, the ref counts the 1…………..2……….KICK OUT by the Rock. Kane looks at the ref, and yells, he gets up to his feet and laughs as he does the throat slash gesture as he pulls up the Rock he scoops up the Rock, and starts to get him into position for the Tombstone piledriver! But the Rock slides behind Kane, Kane turns around, right into the Rock Bottom! The Rock falls away from Kane, and he is able to make the cover on Kane, the ref counts the 1…………2……….KICK OUT by Kane. The Rock shakes his head, and turns around as Kane sits up, and grabs the Rock around the throat, and stands up with the Rock in his grasp, as Kane is up on his feet, and tries to load up the Rock for a second choke slam. The Rock throws Kane’s arm off of him, and hits a spine on the pine. Knowing that it’ll take more than that the Rock goes up sets up as he slides off his elbow pad, and he throws it into the crowd, and he runs to the ropes, bounces off, jumps over then suddenly….]

*GONG*

(The Lights turn out, crashes can be heard. Pyrotechnics blasts on the pyrotechnics blasts on the turnbuckles. The light is enough to see a figure smashing down a sledgehammer on a down figures leg. But we can’t see who the victim is, or the person is as the light goes out quickly.)

*GONG*

(The lights turn on, and reveals no attacker once again. But the Rock a beaten, bloody, twitching mess. The ref is frozen not knowing what to think, suddenly Kane sits up, and even Kane looks around confused for a moment not knowing what to think about this, but then realizes he has a chance to win this match regardless of how it happened, he goes into the cover on the Rock, and the ref finally snapping out of it makes the cover on the Rock. The ref counts the 1……………2…………….3!)

JR-Kane won this match, but we need to get some help for the Rock, I mean it.

Kris Gaffney-This is getting annoying…

(Trainers and officials pour to check on the Rock as Shockwave goes off the air with that.)