EMF: Shockwave
	(The EMF logo flashes on the screen) (We open up in the darken arena as pyrotechnics blasts on the stage. The lights turn on and fans yell and wave their signs as the camera gets a few shots of the crowd. We zoom out to display the location information, and we get one more shot of the crowd as the commentators begin to speak over it.) JR-Tonight the EMF comes to you live from Toronto, Canada. Welcome everyone to Saturday Shockwave. We have quite a show for you, hello and welcome I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross. I’m joined by Jerry “the King” Lawler. King-Tonight we will see who will take on the Wretched Nobody for the IC championship. Kris Gaffney-What do you think King? King-I think they all will be doing everything can not to win that match. JR-Let’s get started with the first match of the night. ("Bring It Down" begins to blast through the PA speakers, signifying the entrance of the man that just betrayed Roman Reigns at Cold Day in Hell. The fans immediately start booing loud enough for a man to go deaf, Will Ospreay steps out onto the stage wearing his green coat, looking out at the fans in disgust before starting to make his way towards the ring. Ospreay stops midway on the ramp, spotting a fan holding a sign that says "Tonight's Your Judgment Day Ospreay!" in the front row. Ospreay takes the sign away from the fan, proceeding to rip it in half, smirking after the job's done. The fan begins to flip Ospreay off, which only manages to please Ospreay more before he continues making his way to the ring. Will Ospreay slowly makes his way up the steel stairs, making sure to take a long time just to annoy the fans even more. Ospreay turns towards the fans when he's on the apron, looking out at the crowd that has a murderous presence right now. Will Ospreay steps through the middle ropes, going to the center of the ring where he outstretches his arms with his palms facing upwards. He slowly spins around, letting the crowd know that they are currently in the presence of a god. Ospreay goes into his respective corner afterwards to start the match, waiting for the entrance of the man that he betrayed at Cold Day in Hell.) JR- This match is bound to be a slobberknocker, King. King- You're right about that JR, these two want to maim each other. Kris Gaffney- Damnit, I wish that I had popcorn for this one. ("Head of the Table" begins playing through the PA speakers, signifying the entrance of the "Tribal Chief" Roman Reigns. This would be the first time that the EMF Universe got to see Roman since what went down at Cold Day in Hell. Roman Reigns steps out onto the stage, standing still while looking down at the ring, and more specifically at Will Ospreay. The beautiful Hoshi is standing by Roman's side, seeming to be glaring at the "Commonwealth Kingpin". He slowly raises his right arm with his index finger extended, then goes across his throat with his thumb. He begins methodically marching towards the ring at his own pace, while the fans cheer their "Tribal Chief" forward. Roman Reigns never loses eye contact with Ospreay, keeping his focus completely lasered in on the man that betrayed him at last month's Pay Per View. Roman Reigns points over to the corner that he wants Hoshi to stay at during the match, telling her "Don't stray from the plan." Roman begins climbing up the steel stairs, making sure to not lose eye contact with Ospreay while entering the ring. When Reigns gets into the ring, he goes right up to Will Ospreay who retaliates by getting back in Roman's face, yelling at him about something. Reigns puts a smirk on his face, then backs up from Ospreay so that they can start the wrestling match.) JR- This is the first time that the EMF Universe has a chance to see Roman after Cold Day in Hell. King- The events that transpired there still shock me. Kris Gaffney- It was going to happen eventually, Ospreay just took the initiative. Michael Buffer: This opening match for Saturday Night Shockwave will be one for the records! There is no better way to open what will be a very entertaining night than with these men in the ring right now! The man to my left hails from Essex, England and he weighs in tonight at 231 lbs. he is... The Commonwealth Kingpin, Willlll Ospreaaaaayyyy!!! Will Ospreay does his hand pose, pointing towards Roman Reigns. Michael Buffer: And the man to my right... he hails from Pensicola, Florida... he weighs in tonight at 265 lbs. he is... The Tribal Chief, Romaaan Reeeeiiiggnsss!!! Roman Reigns stands still for his announcement while the fans are heard cheering for him. Michael Buffer: Now, for the thousands in attendance and the millions watching this around the world on television... ladies and gentlemen, from Toronto, Ontario Canada lllllllet's get ready to rumbleeeeee!!! The referee goes up to both men to check them for weapons, reminding each of the men that this is a standard match and he will disqualify them if he has to. He goes over to ring the bell, and that's when Reigns and Ospreay begin circling around the ring. Ospreay and Reigns get locked up in the center of the ring, Reigns easily able to overpower Ospreay with his monster strength. Roman begins backing Ospreay into a corner of the ring before he starts delivering hammering blows that when finished, Ospreay flops right down onto the mat. Roman roars throughout the arena, wanting to make Ospreay pay more for betraying him. The entire crowd is cheering Roman on, the fans in the front rows banging on the barricade for him. Ospreay wakes up to look around himself, only seeing the eyes of those that hunger for Roman to exact his revenge for Ospreay's actions. Ospreay rolls away from Roman, standing right up in the opposite corner of the ring to have another chance at starting this match. Reigns begins laughing at Ospreay and says "you only did this to yourself, you know that right?" Ospreay starts looking embarrassed while the two pace around the edges of the canvas once more. When the two go towards each other, Ospreay begins side kicking Roman in the legs. Roman screams from the stiff shots, ending up in the corner where Ospreay backs up and gives Roman a superkick right in the corner of the ring. Roman comes down in a sitting position where Ospreay takes advantage by backing up and does his pose in the corner of the ring. Ospreay then proceeds by delivering a basement dropkick to Roman's ribs. JR- Ospreay comes up with a nice counter that pays off with a big reward. King- Roman definitely felt that one. Kris Gaffney- You should be acknowledging your Tribal Chief! Will Ospreay takes the moment to rest as he waits for Reigns to get up, seemingly not done with him yet... far from it. When Reigns gets up, Ospreay steps towards Reigns to engage with him in a contested slug fest, each of them delivering lefts and rights to each other. The two eventually start to feel the effects of it and start to slow down with Reigns delivering a big right haymaker to Ospreay. Ospreay looks like he's going to fall face first but he stands back up to deliver a right of his own. Roman takes the hit, keeling over for a moment before standing up straight and proceeding to brush his long hair back. Reigns delivers an uppercut that makes Ospreay stagger. Ospreay jumps into the air though and hits an enziguiri kick to the back of Roman's head that sends the both of them down to the mat. Ospreay starts trying to get back up by using the ropes while Roman gets up faster using the turnbuckles. When Roman gets back up onto his feet, he roars into the arena, signifying that he's looking for his patented Spear that has put so many opponents away before. When Ospreay gets up, Reigns begins charging at Ospreay looking for the Spear but gets countered when Ospreay grabs his head, sending them both tumbling outside of the ring when you include Roman's current momentum into the equation. JR- Bah gawd King, this is a highly contested match! King- You're right JR, there's no ounce of quit in either of these men. Kris Gaffney: Come on Ospreay, I bet on you winning tonight! The two slowly get up on the outside of the ring with the referee at the count of three. Roman uses the barricade to help himself up while Ospreay is using the steel stairs to help himself up. The fans are patting Roman's back, cheering on their "Tribal Chief". Roman begins to show a trend in the match by being the first one back on his feet again, smashing Ospreay's head into the steel stairs. Ospreay walks away from the steel stairs however, heading towards the announce tables. Roman follows him, walking faster than the stumbling Ospreay. Ospreay hatches an idea however when Hoshi gets closer to the action by grabbing her shoulders to hide behind her, using her as a meat shield. Roman doesn't appreciate this as he yells at Hoshi for getting too close to the action when Ospreay suddenly pushes Hoshi away and tosses Roman over the announcer table. Roman doesn't land on his back on the other side of the table though, as he instead lands right back onto his feet, which absolutely bewilders Ospreay. Reigns is audibly heard saying "Yeah, I'm gonna smash you now, bitch!" Ospreay runs into the ring by sliding underneath the bottom rope with Roman following shortly after. Ospreay already has momentum however as he predicted that Reigns would follow him into the ring. Ospreay hits Roman with a springboard crossbody that sends The Big Dog down. Will Ospreay takes a moment to stand in the center of the ring to do his pose, invoking the fans to loudly boo him. Will Ospreay tells the fans to shut up before turning around back towards Reigns. Reigns charges in at Ospreay with a jumping clothesline that sends Ospreay down. Even though Roman looks tired, he quickly locks in a sharpshooter on Will Ospreay. Will Ospreay is left screaming in agony, the sharpshooter seeming to be too much for him at this point in the match. Ospreay shows his heart however by beginning to crawl towards the ropes. Ospreay does eventually get to the ropes which forces Roman to let go of the submission hold. The referee begins to check on Hoshi to see if she's okay since she's still down. JR- This is like a Wrestle Kingdom main event, King! King- I thought we weren't supposed to mention other wrestling promotions. Kris Gaffney: I used to think the same until Kobayashi showed up holding the IWGP Heavyweight Championship. Roman then turns back towards Ospreay who begins using Roman to get back up. Roman just stands there, allowing the Commonwealth Kingpin to grovel to the Tribal Chief. When Ospreay is off of his knees, he retaliates with a shocking low blow, Roman holding his crotch area with a shocked expression afterwards. Ospreay quickly gets up, delivering a roundhouse kick to Roman's head that sends Roman down for the count. Instead of going for the pinfall though, he turns Roman around so that he's laying chest up on the mat. Will Ospreay jumps up onto the top turnbuckle, turning around to hit Roman with the Air Assassin that Roman somehow still has the capability to counter by rolling over. Roman then wraps his left arm around Ospreay's head, locking in an incomplete Guillotine. Will Ospreay tries to get up to get the Guillotine off, but Roman quickly corrects the submission hold which puts Ospreay in a worse situation than before. When things are looking the most grim for Ospreay, "Alice Nine - Heart of Gold" begins blasting through the PA system. The fans look absolutely confused, not knowing what to think when they hear a familiar but distant sounding song that brings back old memories. When the man himself steps out onto the stage, the whole crowd gets up onto their feet and cheers loud enough that the song is almost washed out. JR- Kobayashi! Kobayashi! Kobayashi! King- I haven't seen him like this since Stone Cold's prime. Kris Gaffney- Who can blame him? The Ace of the EMF has finally returned! Alex Kobayashi looks around at the roaring fans, standing still on the Shockwave stage. Kobayashi then seems to be playing air guitar and that's when Fujimoto comes out, the crowd absolutely going insane at the sight of these two. Roman looks absolutely shocked that Kobayashi would come out now of all times if he decided to return now. Roman lets go of the submission hold, beginning to look down the ramp at Kobayashi. That's when things start getting hairier for Roman as Kobayashi begins making his way towards the ring, continuing to play air guitar like a professional guitarist hitting some massive riffs. Kobayashi doesn't lose eye contact with Roman while making his way towards the ring in a nonchalant manner, making sure to go through the middle ropes to have a staredown with Reigns where he stops playing air guitar. Kobayashi then turns towards the referee, pulling out a huge wad of cash. The referee accepts it, Kobayashi proceeds to irish whip Reigns towards the other side of the ring. When Reigns comes back from the other side of the ring, Kobayashi throws Reigns over his 6'7" head and drops him for the Ticket to Hell! Kobayashi then drags the defeated Ospreay over the unconscious Reigns, the referee counting the one, two, three as if nothing happened. JR- This match is now over, but I can't believe what just happened. King- I'm speechless! The referee was paid off by Kobayashi! Kris Gaffney- Yes! I just won big with my bet on Will Ospreay winning! "Bring It Down" begins playing through the PA System when Kobayashi suddenly manhandles Roman back up onto his feet to hit a Ride to Heaven! Kobayashi turns towards Will Ospreay, helping him back up onto his feet. The crowd is absolutely silent, perhaps for the very first time in the history of professional wrestling that not a single peep was heard. Kobayashi picks Roman up again and slams him on the mat for a second Ride to Heaven! He's not done yet however, as he repeats the same action for a third time!!! Kobayashi then tells Ospreay to go grab a table, which Ospreay proceeds to do, sliding a table underneath the ropes. Kobayashi is looking to hurt Roman Reigns more by setting up the table in the center of the ring. All of a sudden, "Hellraiser - Ozzy Osbourne" is heard playing through the PA System with the crowd not knowing who this song is tied to. Arthur runs past the curtain, the fans beginning to make noise once more by cheering the arrival of the man that Reigns saved. Kobayashi and Ospreay exit the ring as soon as Arthur slides underneath the ropes looking for some action with the attackers, Arthur pushes the table over and out of the ring in frustration. Kobayashi and Ospreay look backwards at the young man named Arthur while on the ramp, both of them having a big grin on their faces, having full satisfaction in knowing what they just did. Arthur kneels down next to Reigns, calling for help when Reigns slips him a piece of paper. Arthur puts the paper into his leather jacket pocket while looking over at Hoshi who comes into the ring as well, looking absolutely devestated that the Tribal Chief was destroyed like that. The EMTs come out to the ring, putting Roman onto a stretcher. The EMTs also put a neck brace around Roman's neck, worried about possible damage that could have happened there. Roman then gets wheeled up the ramp on a stretcher with Arthur and Hoshi following him by his side. When the EMTs and Hoshi go past the curtain, Arthur looks out at the EMF Universe with a sad look on his face before going past the curtain himself, looking disappointed that this would be his big debut in front of them. (“The duck song” blasts on the PA system. Crowd members walk out on the stage as Kenny Omegrape from the crowd throw grapes to them. Kenny Omegrape slides into the ring.) JR-Kenny Omegrape is trying to do what Walter Melon did. King-What is the Mushroom Kingdom compared to the Melon Gods…the only smart thing they ever did was name their princess after a fruit. That’s fruit envy!! Kris Gaffney-Never thought that it would come to this. the music plays as a deep heavy fog rolls in and we hear the iconic Mario exiting the pipe noise as he appears rapping the lyrics to his entrance and making his way down the ramp rapping with the crowd as they join in. JR-Mario is looking to bounce back after the before mentioned loss to Walter Melon. King-Considering how he knows what it’s like to face god…pretty certain he’s abandon all hope. Kris Gaffney-I had a feeling that’s what you would say. [Kenny Omegrape eats grapes Mario complains. Kenny Omegrape hits a kick to the gut that doubles over Mario as the bell rings, and he tries to whip him to the ropes, and he connects with a back elbow to the face that puts down Mario. Mario gets up to his feet. He throws a wild fist to the face of Kenny Omegrape, and Kenny Omegrape ducks under, and he lifts him up, and he drops him with a belly to back suplex which puts down Mario. Kenny Omegrape gets up, and he connects with a few stomps on the downed Mario. Kenny Omegrape is told to back up by the ref. Kenny OMegrape claims that it was only because the Melon Gods said that he would, not because the ref said so. This allows Mario to get up ot his feet, and he takes a wild swing at Kenny Omegrape. Kenny Omegrape is able to duck under, and Mario gets hit with a few fists to the face. Kenny Omegrape tries to whip Mario to the ropes, but Mario is able to reverse the whip, and he bounces off of the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. And Mario goes for a super man punch, but Kenny Omegrape is able to duck under, and Mario turns around right into a Willy Wonka's Fruit-Flavored Gobstopper that connects to the side of the face. Mario goes down on the mat. Kenny OMegrape goes into the cover. The ref counts 1…………2…KICK OUT by Mario. Kenny Omegrape takes a few moments to consider what is next.] JR-That was almost three. King-The Melon Gods always love a longer match. Kris Gaffney-More time for people to learn about fruit I guess… [Kenny Omegrape goes to outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope, but Kenny Omegrape steady’s himself. Mario runs up to the top rope, and Mario grabs Kenny Omegrape’s arm and he hurls him off of the top rope. Both wrestlers come crashing down on the mat below. Both wrestlers are down on the mat. The ref starts his standing ten count 1………………..2……………….3…………….4…….both wrestlers start to struggle up to their feet……………5…………….6……….7…] JR-Both wrestlers trying to gain control of this match. King-One would think that Mario has the advantage…and in most cases that would be true if he wasn’t facing god. Kris Gaffney-Always a concern when you face the Melon Club. [Kenny Omegrape and Mario is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet Mario goes for a super man punch, but Kenny Omegrape ducks under, and he kicks Mario in the gut. Mario gets hooked, and dropped with the Geese Lightning. Kenny Omegrape goes into the cover on Mario. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………..2……………3!!] JR-Mario went for the big shot there, and it didn’t work out as much as he was hoping. (“The duck song” blasts on the PA system. Walter Melon walks out on the stage with Jack Heyman trailing behind him. He steps inside of the ring.) JR-Kenny Omegrape had a successful night, I’m certain that he’ll want to continue the Melon Clubs success. King-That’s only if the Melon Gods say it’ll be. Kris Gaffney-Can’t they just tell us? Midnight Tiger makes his entrance amid a sea of neon lights, dressed in an ornate cape and costume as he makes his way down to the ring. JR-Midnight Tiger has gained some new alliances. King-And it’s BADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD [Walter Melon and Midnight Tiger stand in the middle of the ring, they stare down each other. Walter Melon and Midnight Tiger throw fists to the face, and neither wrestlers are backing down. Midnight Tiger ducks under one of the fists, and he runs to the ropes. Midnight Tiger bounces off of the ropes. Midnight Tiger bounces off of the other side of the ring. Walter Melon drops him with a one man flap jack that sends him flying down on the mat. Midnight Tiger is slow to get up to his feet, and Walter Melon lifts him up, and he drops him with a body slam. Midnight Tiger stays down on the mat this time Walter Melon drops a leg drop on Midnight Tiger.Midnight Tiger is down on the mat, and Walter Melon looks for advice by Jack Heyman. But he finds out that in Jack Heyman’s place Ashley Irvine is standing there dressed like a female Jack Heyman. She yells WATERMELON!! She runs away as Jack Heyman comes back. Walter Melon goes into the corner. Walter Melon waits for Midnight Tiger to get up to his feet. Once Midnight Tiger gets up to his feet. Walter Melon runs towards him, and he drops Midnight Tiger with a spitting seeds. Midnight Tiger is down on the mat. Walter Melon goes into the cover on Midnight Tiger. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………….2……..KICK OUT by Midnight Tiger. Walter Melon picks up Midnight Tiger by the hair, and he lifts him up, and he drops him with a body slam.] JR-Walter Melon might have a chance to take control of this match right here. King-Remember what I said about the Melon Gods liking dramatic matches? Kris Gaffney-Yes? King-Clearly not when it has to do with Walter. [Walter Melon jumps off of the top rope, and he goes for the fruit smash splash, but Midnight Tiger gets hit knee’s up. Walter Melon gets the air driven out of him. Walter Melon is slow to get up to his feet hurting. Midnight Tiger sets him up, and he drops him with a dragon suplex. Walter Melon falls under the ropes. He climbs up to his feet on the apron, but he gets knocked right off of the apron with a spring board drop kick right to the face. Walter Melon falls on the floor. Midnight Tiger goes to the outside of the ring, and he grabs Walter Melon and he throws him into the ring. Midnight Tiger follows him into the ring.] JR-Midnight Tiger has been able to put together a come back here. King-But what gave him the ability to make a come back? Kris Gaffney-Somehow I think it’s all tied to the Melon Gods. King-Everything always is! [Midnight Tiger picks up Walter Melon. Walter Melon throws Midnight Tigers arms off, and he kicks him and drops him with a DDT. Walter Melon goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope, and he jumps off. Walter Melon connects with a fruit smash splash. Walter Melon goes into the cover on Midnight Tiger. The ref counts 1…………..2…………3!!] JR-Walter Melon surprises Midnight Tiger to set up the Fruit Smash Splash for the victory. King-The Melon Gods did that. (From the back shirtless, jean shorts, work boots, and an American Flag cape on walks Mr. President “Jim Vice!” He stands at the top of the stage with a cold Mericaweiser in his hand. He cracks it open and quickly downs the cold brew and tosses the empty can into the stands and begins his aggressive walk down the ramp as the crowd begins to erupt in “MERICA, FUCK YEA!” chants.) JR-Last week the team of Jim Vice and GOAT beat Tony Ikeda and Zack Ryder, can Jim Vice continue his success. King-I’d say fuck yeah….but then I remember who he’s facing. Kris Gaffney-Fuck….emeeeeehhhaaa? We hear the gentle sounds of a music box eerily creep throughout the arena growing more ominous, as Lux Aeterna Tenebrosi Stellata plays. Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen…. Brace yourselves! Smoke crawls across the canvas surrounding everyone in the ring, at ringside and the front row of the audience. Grace walks out into the middle of the stage smiling ear to ear as the arena lights flicker again, through the strobe we see The Wretched Nobody appear from nowhere. Ring Announcer: Making her way down the aisle the lovely, and loathsome Morose Rose - Miss Macabre, herself, Grace Brutal! Her Dark Star hails from The Danvers State Lunatic Asylum, Salem Massachusetts and at Six Foot Eleven inches tall – at Four Hundred and Twenty Pounds he is… the Five Time EMF Heavyweight Champion of the Woooooorld! THE WRETCHED NOBODY! Nobody slithers under the bottom rope, and slides back sitting in the corner. Nobody reaches for the top rope and pulls himself back to his feet. He rolls his neck and glares hard at the floor as he rocks from side to side in his corner. JR-The Wretched Nobody has been in a bad mood. King-But when is he in a good mood? Kris Gaffney-I suppose when he’s beating people up. King-Still ideal for most people. [The Wretched Nobody stands in the middle of the ring as Jim Vice circles around trying to think of how he’s going to attack the Wretched Nobody. Jim Vice comes in throwing fists to the face, and he tries to lock up with the Wretched Nobody thinking that stunned him enough. The Wretched Nobody powers out of the lock up and he thorws him into the corner. The Wretched Nobody tries to take his head off with a trephination, but Jim Vice is able to duck under. The Wretched Nobody’s leg is hooked on the top rope. Jim Vice drops The Wretched Nobody with a reverse neck breaker putting down the Wretched Nobody. The Wretched Nobody seemly to shake it off very quickly, so Jim Vice knows that he has to continue the attack. The Wretched Nobody is his feet. Jim Vice connects with a super kick that knocks him backwards. The Wretched Nobody falls backwards into the ropes. Jim Vice connects with a kick to the gut that drops the Wretched Nobody with a DDT. Jim Vice goes into the cover on the Wretched Nobody. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………………..2…………..KICK OUT by the Wretched Nobody!! The Wretched Nobody gets up, but Jim Vice is quick to answer with a low drop kick to the face keeping the Wretched Nobody down on the mat. Jim Vice jumps in the air, and he comes down with his full wait with a senton.] JR-Jim Vice is doing everything to keep the Wretched Nobody, but like many have found out that’s easier said than done. King-Isn’t that the truth. [Jim Vice realizing he needs to go for a big move goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope, but the Wretched Nobody is already up to his feet, Jim Vice changes his mind on what move he’s going to go for. Jim Vice jumps off of the top rope for axe handle, but the Wretched Nobody is able to catch Jim Vice in the air. And he lifts him up and he drops him with a spine chiller. The Wretched Nobody doesn’t seem to be very happy. He goes into the corner, and he yells for Jim Vice to get up to his feet.] JR-It looks like Wretched Nobody is determined to end this match. King-I think he really just wants to kick Jim Vice’s head off. Kris Gaffney-I’m certain he’s thought of it. [The Wretched Nobody goes for the Trephination, but Jim Vice ducks under. The Wretched Nobody turns around right into a kick and he hits for USA. The Wretched Nobody stays on his feet, but staggers backwards. Jim Vice rolls up the Wretched Nobody into a school boy. The ref counts 1………….2…………..3!!] JR-Jim Vice wins!! (“Cult of personality” blasts on the PA system. CM Punk walks out on the stage and he yells it’s clobbering time. He walks down ot the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-CM Punk is coming off the attack last month. King-That’s what he gets for being a friend of Baddddddd Boy. Kris Gaffney-Good thing Wretch never bothered with people who do Badd puns. King-gulp The sound of a revolver being loaded stuns the crowd. Instantly the lights drop, plunging the arena into total darkness. Suddenly “Get the strap” by 6ix9ine & 50 Cent blares out over the speakers and the reaction is mixed. The first 12-13 seconds play with no sign of Wade until “Grr grr Go get the strap” bellows out. Wade strolls out calmly to the ring announcement. Not bothered by the cheers and jeers from the crowd, Wade pays little attention as he narrows in on the ring before sliding under the bottom rope. Removing his jacket and tee in the centre of the ring he stands ready for his opponent. JR-Wade Flow is in the Best in the World finals, but tonight he faces the man behind the tournament. King-Quite a preview. Kris Gaffney-Guess Punk possibly could influence his own tournament tonight, all be it somewhat indirectly. [CM Punk and Wade Flow stand in the middle of the ring. The bell rings and Wade Flow tries to catch CM Punk off guard with a head butt, but Wade Flow attempt is blocked as CM Punk gets his arms up, and he is able to spin around with a elbow to the side of the head that makes Wade Flow stagger backwards. CM Punk mocks Wade Flow. Wade Flow runs at CM Punk. CM Punk is able to clock him along side of the head with a kick. Wade Flow hits the mat. Wade Flow rolls away, and he grabs a hold of the ropes, and CM Punk waits for Wade Flow. Wade Flow is up to his feet. CM Punk goes for a clothesline over the top rope, but Wade Flow is able to counter with a back body drop. CM Punk is able to counter this by landing on his feet on the apron. Wade Flow turns around. CM Punk grabs a hold of his head, and he jumps down connecting with a hang man. This makes Wade Flow stagger backwards in pain. CM Punk jumps back on the apron, and he measures up on Wade Flow, and he sling shots up to the top rope, and he jumps and he connects with a flying spring board forearm shot to the face putting down Wade Flow. Wade Flow goes down, Wade Flow rolls away into the corner. CM Punk measures up Wade Flow is grabbing a hold of the ropes. CM Punk runs otwards the corner, and he connects with a knee to the face.] JR-CM Punk so far has been in control of this match. King-I’m kind of wondering what this is doing for his tournament. Kris Gaffney-I’m certain he just wants to make sure that one of the competitors is up for it. [CM Punk turns around and he attempts to go for a bulldog out of the corner, but Wade Flow pushes him off of the hold, and CM Punk goes flying across the ring. He crashes down on the mat. CM Punk gets up to his feet, and Wade Flow drops him down with a quick spine buster. Wade Flow doesn’t continue his attack as he’s just trying to recover. As CM Punk is able to recover Wade Flow gets up to his feet, CM Punk runs at Wade Flow. Wade Flow counters this with a hot shot that sends him flying across the ring, and he hits into the top rope. CM Punk staggers backwards, and Wade Flow sets up CM Punk, he lifts him up and he drops him with a belly to back suplex. Wade Flow takes a few moments to once again recover, but seemly he is starting to get back where he needs to. Wade Flow gets up once again as CM Punk does, and CM Punk tries to get this match back into his control with a kick to the head, Wade Flow this time is able to duck under, and he connects with a few fists to the face that knocks him backwards. CM Punk falls backs to the ropes, and Wade flow tries to whip CM Punk off of the ropes, but it’s reversed. Wade Flow connects with a flying forearm on CM Punk. CM Punk gets up quickly, and he throws a punch. Wade Flow ducks under, kicks him, and drops CM Punk with a twist of fate. Wade Flow goes into the cover on CM Punk. The ref counts 1………2..KICK OUT by CM Punk!!] JR-Wade Flow might be just warming up to end it right here. King-Let’s see if he got an original finisher this time. Kris Gaffney-You’ll never let that go. King-Not as long as Kimberly is 24/7 champion. [Wade Flow goes for the Flow Stopper, but CM Punk ducks under. Wade Flow turns around into a lift up, and Wade Flow hits a few elbows to the side of the head. CM Punk lets Wade Flow go. CM Punk turns right into the Flow stopper by Wade Flow. Wade Flow goes into the cover on CM Punk. The ref counts 1………….2…………3!!] JR-After a very competitive match, Wade Flow wins!! (“Game on” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring. He steps inside of the ring.) JR-Zack Ryder has the most EMF experience in this match. King-Also the most ring walking footage. Kris Gaffney-Always good to have. Ricky comes onto the ramp with a huge grin, accompanied by Miss Meadows and a pair of nameless showgirls. On occasion, he will toss commemorative casino chips into the crowd. Once arriving at the ring, Miss Meadows will instruct the showgirls to wait backstage. JR-Ricky Vegas technical abilities are well noted. King-He does love to win matches via submission. Kris Gaffney-Although understands now that it’s not always possible. King-Now if only he listen to me, and cheated. (Lights flash through the arena as "One and Only" by CFO$ hits.) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b25g6AyBWSQ (From the back steps Ricochet wearing a jean hooded vest opened up, his wrestling trunks, knee pads, wrestling boots and taped up wrists. He’s sort of dancing as he walks to the center of the ramp and looks out to the crowd, slowly. He adjusts his vest and begins his decent down the rampway, confidently as he looks out towards the crowd. Once beside the ring, he quickly comes up onto the ring apron, spins on his knee and stands up so he is facing the crowd. He pulls his hood off, points out to the crowd, turns and grabs ahold of the top rope as he easily leaps up over, flipping and corkscrewing over the top rope and twirling once he hits the mat with his arms out wide. He quickly climbs the turnbuckle, points to the crowd once more, then holds his hand low and slowly raises it high into the sky. He leaps off of the turnbuckle, sprints to the opposite side and repeats. He flips off of the turnbuckle, tosses his vest off and then makes his way to his corner for his match to begin.) JR-Ricochet athletic ability is unlike anyone else in this match. King-In this sort of match when you need to strike suddenly, then that might come in handy. Kris Gaffney-Or you could just ignore the other guy. King-Sure that works…..never… [Zack Ryder pumps up the crowd. Ricochet tries to hit a running high side knee to the face of Zack Ryder. Zack Ryder ducks under, and Zack Ryder connects with a few fists to the face of Ricochet. Zack Ryder tries to whip Ricochet. Ricochet is able to reverse Zack Ryder. Zack Ryder connects with a clothesline on Ricky Vegas who seemly wasn’t paying attention. Ricky Vegas rolls under the ropes, and Zack Ryder turn around as Ricochet tries to go for a hurricanarana, but it’s blocked by Zack Ryder throws Ricochet into the corner for a bucket bomb. Zack Ryder grins as he pumps up the crowd as he backs up. Zack Ryder fists pumps. WOO! WOO! WOO! Zack Ryder runs towards Ricochet, and he connects with the Broski boot. Zack Ryder goes into the cover on Ricky Vegas. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2……KICK OUT by Ricochet. Zack Ryder calls for the Rough Ryder, but then he see’s Ricky Vegas.] JR-Ryder realizes that he has to deal with Ricky Vegas first. King-Almost like that’s apart of the match. Kris Gaffney-Don’t tell certain people. [Ricky Vegas gets up on the apron, but Zack Ryder connects with a running forearm shot to the face that knocks Ricky Vegas off of the apron. Zack Ryder turn around right into a back flip kick. Zack Ryder falls against the ropes with the impact of that last move, and Ricochet connects with a jumping knee strike that puts down Zack Ryder. Zack Ryder dazed gets up to his feet. Ricochet picks up Zack Ryder on his shoulders, and he puts him down with the beadryller, and Ricochet goes into the cover on Zack Ryder. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………….2…..Ricky Vegas reaches into the ring and he grabs a hold of the leg of Ricochet pulling him off of the cover. Seemly that didn’t please Ricochet though as he wants to get Zack Ryder out of the way, he grabs Zack Ryder by the hair, and he throws him ring post, and he falls out of the ring.] JR-Ricky Vegas prolong the match. King-But seemly there is a price to pay for that. Kris Gaffney-We’ll see if he can pay it. [Ricochet runs towards the ropes, and he jumps over the top rope and he tries to go for summer sault dive over the top rope. Ricochet is in pain. Ricky Vegas grabs Ricochet and he throws him into the ring. Ricky Vegas goes into the corner and he waits for Ricochet to get up to his feet. Ricky Vegas runs out of the corner. Ricochet gets up to his feet. Ricky Vegas runs towards Ricochet, and he connects with a full house that puts down Ricochet. Zack Ryder tries to get on the apron. Ricky Vegas connects with the final hard punch of the crap shoot to knock him off of the apron.] JR-Ricky Vegas might have isolated Zack Ryder. Kris Gaffney- He needs to act fast… [Ricky Vegas turns around right into the Rough Ryder!! Zack Ryder goes into the cover on Ricky Vegas. The ref goes into position o make the count. The ref counts 1……………….2…………….Ricochet breaks up the pin with a 630 senton!! Zack Ryder rolls out of the ring. Ricochet goes into the cover on Ricky Vegas. The ref counts 1………….2……….3!!] JR-Ricochet gets the victory!! Kris Gaffney-He certainly came out of no where there. (Ricochet rolls out of the ring as everyone tries to figure out what just happened as Saturday Shockwave goes off the air.)

EMF: Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen)

(We open up in the darken arena as pyrotechnics blasts on the stage. The lights turn on and fans yell and wave their signs as the camera gets a few shots of the crowd. We zoom out to display the location information, and we get one more shot of the crowd as the commentators begin to speak over it.)

JR-Tonight the EMF comes to you live from Toronto, Canada. Welcome everyone to Saturday Shockwave. We have quite a show for you, hello and welcome I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross. I’m joined by Jerry “the King” Lawler.

King-Tonight we will see who will take on the Wretched Nobody for the IC championship.

Kris Gaffney-What do you think King?

King-I think they all will be doing everything can not to win that match.

JR-Let’s get started with the first match of the night.

("Bring It Down" begins to blast through the PA speakers, signifying the entrance of the man that just betrayed Roman Reigns at Cold Day in Hell. The fans immediately start booing loud enough for a man to go deaf, Will Ospreay steps out onto the stage wearing his green coat, looking out at the fans in disgust before starting to make his way towards the ring. Ospreay stops midway on the ramp, spotting a fan holding a sign that says "Tonight's Your Judgment Day Ospreay!" in the front row. Ospreay takes the sign away from the fan, proceeding to rip it in half, smirking after the job's done. The fan begins to flip Ospreay off, which only manages to please Ospreay more before he continues making his way to the ring. Will Ospreay slowly makes his way up the steel stairs, making sure to take a long time just to annoy the fans even more. Ospreay turns towards the fans when he's on the apron, looking out at the crowd that has a murderous presence right now. Will Ospreay steps through the middle ropes, going to the center of the ring where he outstretches his arms with his palms facing upwards. He slowly spins around, letting the crowd know that they are currently in the presence of a god. Ospreay goes into his respective corner afterwards to start the match, waiting for the entrance of the man that he betrayed at Cold Day in Hell.)

JR- This match is bound to be a slobberknocker, King.

King- You're right about that JR, these two want to maim each other.

Kris Gaffney- Damnit, I wish that I had popcorn for this one.

("Head of the Table" begins playing through the PA speakers, signifying the entrance of the "Tribal Chief" Roman Reigns. This would be the first time that the EMF Universe got to see Roman since what went down at Cold Day in Hell. Roman Reigns steps out onto the stage, standing still while looking down at the ring, and more specifically at Will Ospreay. The beautiful Hoshi is standing by Roman's side, seeming to be glaring at the "Commonwealth Kingpin". He slowly raises his right arm with his index finger extended, then goes across his throat with his thumb. He begins methodically marching towards the ring at his own pace, while the fans cheer their "Tribal Chief" forward. Roman Reigns never loses eye contact with Ospreay, keeping his focus completely lasered in on the man that betrayed him at last month's Pay Per View. Roman Reigns points over to the corner that he wants Hoshi to stay at during the match, telling her "Don't stray from the plan." Roman begins climbing up the steel stairs, making sure to not lose eye contact with Ospreay while entering the ring. When Reigns gets into the ring, he goes right up to Will Ospreay who retaliates by getting back in Roman's face, yelling at him about something. Reigns puts a smirk on his face, then backs up from Ospreay so that they can start the wrestling match.)

JR- This is the first time that the EMF Universe has a chance to see Roman after Cold Day in Hell.

King- The events that transpired there still shock me.

Kris Gaffney- It was going to happen eventually, Ospreay just took the initiative.

Michael Buffer: This opening match for Saturday Night Shockwave will be one for the records! There is no better way to open what will be a very entertaining night than with these men in the ring right now! The man to my left hails from Essex, England and he weighs in tonight at 231 lbs. he is... The Commonwealth Kingpin, Willlll Ospreaaaaayyyy!!!

Will Ospreay does his hand pose, pointing towards Roman Reigns.

Michael Buffer: And the man to my right... he hails from Pensicola, Florida... he weighs in tonight at 265 lbs. he is... The Tribal Chief, Romaaan Reeeeiiiggnsss!!!

Roman Reigns stands still for his announcement while the fans are heard cheering for him.

Michael Buffer: Now, for the thousands in attendance and the millions watching this around the world on television... ladies and gentlemen, from Toronto, Ontario Canada lllllllet's get ready to rumbleeeeee!!!

The referee goes up to both men to check them for weapons, reminding each of the men that this is a standard match and he will disqualify them if he has to. He goes over to ring the bell, and that's when Reigns and Ospreay begin circling around the ring. Ospreay and Reigns get locked up in the center of the ring, Reigns easily able to overpower Ospreay with his monster strength. Roman begins backing Ospreay into a corner of the ring before he starts delivering hammering blows that when finished, Ospreay flops right down onto the mat. Roman roars throughout the arena, wanting to make Ospreay pay more for betraying him. The entire crowd is cheering Roman on, the fans in the front rows banging on the barricade for him. Ospreay wakes up to look around himself, only seeing the eyes of those that hunger for Roman to exact his revenge for Ospreay's actions. Ospreay rolls away from Roman, standing right up in the opposite corner of the ring to have another chance at starting this match. Reigns begins laughing at Ospreay and says "you only did this to yourself, you know that right?" Ospreay starts looking embarrassed while the two pace around the edges of the canvas once more. When the two go towards each other, Ospreay begins side kicking Roman in the legs. Roman screams from the stiff shots, ending up in the corner where Ospreay backs up and gives Roman a superkick right in the corner of the ring. Roman comes down in a sitting position where Ospreay takes advantage by backing up and does his pose in the corner of the ring. Ospreay then proceeds by delivering a basement dropkick to Roman's ribs.

JR- Ospreay comes up with a nice counter that pays off with a big reward.

King- Roman definitely felt that one.

Kris Gaffney- You should be acknowledging your Tribal Chief!

Will Ospreay takes the moment to rest as he waits for Reigns to get up, seemingly not done with him yet... far from it. When Reigns gets up, Ospreay steps towards Reigns to engage with him in a contested slug fest, each of them delivering lefts and rights to each other. The two eventually start to feel the effects of it and start to slow down with Reigns delivering a big right haymaker to Ospreay. Ospreay looks like he's going to fall face first but he stands back up to deliver a right of his own. Roman takes the hit, keeling over for a moment before standing up straight and proceeding to brush his long hair back. Reigns delivers an uppercut that makes Ospreay stagger. Ospreay jumps into the air though and hits an enziguiri kick to the back of Roman's head that sends the both of them down to the mat. Ospreay starts trying to get back up by using the ropes while Roman gets up faster using the turnbuckles. When Roman gets back up onto his feet, he roars into the arena, signifying that he's looking for his patented Spear that has put so many opponents away before. When Ospreay gets up, Reigns begins charging at Ospreay looking for the Spear but gets countered when Ospreay grabs his head, sending them both tumbling outside of the ring when you include Roman's current momentum into the equation.

JR- Bah gawd King, this is a highly contested match!

King- You're right JR, there's no ounce of quit in either of these men.

Kris Gaffney: Come on Ospreay, I bet on you winning tonight!

The two slowly get up on the outside of the ring with the referee at the count of three. Roman uses the barricade to help himself up while Ospreay is using the steel stairs to help himself up. The fans are patting Roman's back, cheering on their "Tribal Chief". Roman begins to show a trend in the match by being the first one back on his feet again, smashing Ospreay's head into the steel stairs. Ospreay walks away from the steel stairs however, heading towards the announce tables. Roman follows him, walking faster than the stumbling Ospreay. Ospreay hatches an idea however when Hoshi gets closer to the action by grabbing her shoulders to hide behind her, using her as a meat shield. Roman doesn't appreciate this as he yells at Hoshi for getting too close to the action when Ospreay suddenly pushes Hoshi away and tosses Roman over the announcer table. Roman doesn't land on his back on the other side of the table though, as he instead lands right back onto his feet, which absolutely bewilders Ospreay. Reigns is audibly heard saying "Yeah, I'm gonna smash you now, bitch!" Ospreay runs into the ring by sliding underneath the bottom rope with Roman following shortly after. Ospreay already has momentum however as he predicted that Reigns would follow him into the ring. Ospreay hits Roman with a springboard crossbody that sends The Big Dog down. Will Ospreay takes a moment to stand in the center of the ring to do his pose, invoking the fans to loudly boo him. Will Ospreay tells the fans to shut up before turning around back towards Reigns. Reigns charges in at Ospreay with a jumping clothesline that sends Ospreay down. Even though Roman looks tired, he quickly locks in a sharpshooter on Will Ospreay. Will Ospreay is left screaming in agony, the sharpshooter seeming to be too much for him at this point in the match. Ospreay shows his heart however by beginning to crawl towards the ropes. Ospreay does eventually get to the ropes which forces Roman to let go of the submission hold. The referee begins to check on Hoshi to see if she's okay since she's still down.

JR- This is like a Wrestle Kingdom main event, King!

King- I thought we weren't supposed to mention other wrestling promotions.

Kris Gaffney: I used to think the same until Kobayashi showed up holding the IWGP Heavyweight Championship.

Roman then turns back towards Ospreay who begins using Roman to get back up. Roman just stands there, allowing the Commonwealth Kingpin to grovel to the Tribal Chief. When Ospreay is off of his knees, he retaliates with a shocking low blow, Roman holding his crotch area with a shocked expression afterwards. Ospreay quickly gets up, delivering a roundhouse kick to Roman's head that sends Roman down for the count. Instead of going for the pinfall though, he turns Roman around so that he's laying chest up on the mat. Will Ospreay jumps up onto the top turnbuckle, turning around to hit Roman with the Air Assassin that Roman somehow still has the capability to counter by rolling over. Roman then wraps his left arm around Ospreay's head, locking in an incomplete Guillotine. Will Ospreay tries to get up to get the Guillotine off, but Roman quickly corrects the submission hold which puts Ospreay in a worse situation than before. When things are looking the most grim for Ospreay, "Alice Nine - Heart of Gold" begins blasting through the PA system. The fans look absolutely confused, not knowing what to think when they hear a familiar but distant sounding song that brings back old memories. When the man himself steps out onto the stage, the whole crowd gets up onto their feet and cheers loud enough that the song is almost washed out.

JR- Kobayashi! Kobayashi! Kobayashi!

King- I haven't seen him like this since Stone Cold's prime.

Kris Gaffney- Who can blame him? The Ace of the EMF has finally returned!

Alex Kobayashi looks around at the roaring fans, standing still on the Shockwave stage. Kobayashi then seems to be playing air guitar and that's when Fujimoto comes out, the crowd absolutely going insane at the sight of these two. Roman looks absolutely shocked that Kobayashi would come out now of all times if he decided to return now. Roman lets go of the submission hold, beginning to look down the ramp at Kobayashi. That's when things start getting hairier for Roman as Kobayashi begins making his way towards the ring, continuing to play air guitar like a professional guitarist hitting some massive riffs. Kobayashi doesn't lose eye contact with Roman while making his way towards the ring in a nonchalant manner, making sure to go through the middle ropes to have a staredown with Reigns where he stops playing air guitar. Kobayashi then turns towards the referee, pulling out a huge wad of cash. The referee accepts it, Kobayashi proceeds to irish whip Reigns towards the other side of the ring. When Reigns comes back from the other side of the ring, Kobayashi throws Reigns over his 6'7" head and drops him for the Ticket to Hell! Kobayashi then drags the defeated Ospreay over the unconscious Reigns, the referee counting the one, two, three as if nothing happened.

JR- This match is now over, but I can't believe what just happened.

King- I'm speechless! The referee was paid off by Kobayashi!

Kris Gaffney- Yes! I just won big with my bet on Will Ospreay winning!

"Bring It Down" begins playing through the PA System when Kobayashi suddenly manhandles Roman back up onto his feet to hit a Ride to Heaven! Kobayashi turns towards Will Ospreay, helping him back up onto his feet. The crowd is absolutely silent, perhaps for the very first time in the history of professional wrestling that not a single peep was heard. Kobayashi picks Roman up again and slams him on the mat for a second Ride to Heaven! He's not done yet however, as he repeats the same action for a third time!!! Kobayashi then tells Ospreay to go grab a table, which Ospreay proceeds to do, sliding a table underneath the ropes. Kobayashi is looking to hurt Roman Reigns more by setting up the table in the center of the ring. All of a sudden, "Hellraiser - Ozzy Osbourne" is heard playing through the PA System with the crowd not knowing who this song is tied to. Arthur runs past the curtain, the fans beginning to make noise once more by cheering the arrival of the man that Reigns saved. Kobayashi and Ospreay exit the ring as soon as Arthur slides underneath the ropes looking for some action with the attackers, Arthur pushes the table over and out of the ring in frustration. Kobayashi and Ospreay look backwards at the young man named Arthur while on the ramp, both of them having a big grin on their faces, having full satisfaction in knowing what they just did. Arthur kneels down next to Reigns, calling for help when Reigns slips him a piece of paper. Arthur puts the paper into his leather jacket pocket while looking over at Hoshi who comes into the ring as well, looking absolutely devestated that the Tribal Chief was destroyed like that. The EMTs come out to the ring, putting Roman onto a stretcher. The EMTs also put a neck brace around Roman's neck, worried about possible damage that could have happened there. Roman then gets wheeled up the ramp on a stretcher with Arthur and Hoshi following him by his side. When the EMTs and Hoshi go past the curtain, Arthur looks out at the EMF Universe with a sad look on his face before going past the curtain himself, looking disappointed that this would be his big debut in front of them.

(“The duck song” blasts on the PA system. Crowd members walk out on the stage as Kenny Omegrape from the crowd throw grapes to them. Kenny Omegrape slides into the ring.)

JR-Kenny Omegrape is trying to do what Walter Melon did.

King-What is the Mushroom Kingdom compared to the Melon Gods…the only smart thing they ever did was name their princess after a fruit. That’s fruit envy!!

Kris Gaffney-Never thought that it would come to this.

the music plays as a deep heavy fog rolls in and we hear the iconic Mario exiting the pipe noise as he appears rapping the lyrics to his entrance and making his way down the ramp rapping with the crowd as they join in.

JR-Mario is looking to bounce back after the before mentioned loss to Walter Melon.

King-Considering how he knows what it’s like to face god…pretty certain he’s abandon all hope.

Kris Gaffney-I had a feeling that’s what you would say.

[Kenny Omegrape eats grapes Mario complains. Kenny Omegrape hits a kick to the gut that doubles over Mario as the bell rings, and he tries to whip him to the ropes, and he connects with a back elbow to the face that puts down Mario. Mario gets up to his feet. He throws a wild fist to the face of Kenny Omegrape, and Kenny Omegrape ducks under, and he lifts him up, and he drops him with a belly to back suplex which puts down Mario. Kenny Omegrape gets up, and he connects with a few stomps on the downed Mario. Kenny Omegrape is told to back up by the ref. Kenny OMegrape claims that it was only because the Melon Gods said that he would, not because the ref said so. This allows Mario to get up ot his feet, and he takes a wild swing at Kenny Omegrape. Kenny Omegrape is able to duck under, and Mario gets hit with a few fists to the face. Kenny Omegrape tries to whip Mario to the ropes, but Mario is able to reverse the whip, and he bounces off of the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. And Mario goes for a super man punch, but Kenny Omegrape is able to duck under, and Mario turns around right into a Willy Wonka's Fruit-Flavored Gobstopper that connects to the side of the face. Mario goes down on the mat. Kenny OMegrape goes into the cover. The ref counts 1…………2…KICK OUT by Mario. Kenny Omegrape takes a few moments to consider what is next.]

JR-That was almost three.

King-The Melon Gods always love a longer match.

Kris Gaffney-More time for people to learn about fruit I guess…

[Kenny Omegrape goes to outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope, but Kenny Omegrape steady’s himself. Mario runs up to the top rope, and Mario grabs Kenny Omegrape’s arm and he hurls him off of the top rope. Both wrestlers come crashing down on the mat below. Both wrestlers are down on the mat. The ref starts his standing ten count 1………………..2……………….3…………….4…….both wrestlers start to struggle up to their feet……………5…………….6……….7…]

JR-Both wrestlers trying to gain control of this match.

King-One would think that Mario has the advantage…and in most cases that would be true if he wasn’t facing god.

Kris Gaffney-Always a concern when you face the Melon Club.

[Kenny Omegrape and Mario is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet Mario goes for a super man punch, but Kenny Omegrape ducks under, and he kicks Mario in the gut. Mario gets hooked, and dropped with the Geese Lightning. Kenny Omegrape goes into the cover on Mario. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………..2……………3!!]

JR-Mario went for the big shot there, and it didn’t work out as much as he was hoping.

(“The duck song” blasts on the PA system. Walter Melon walks out on the stage with Jack Heyman trailing behind him. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Kenny Omegrape had a successful night, I’m certain that he’ll want to continue the Melon Clubs success.

King-That’s only if the Melon Gods say it’ll be.

Kris Gaffney-Can’t they just tell us?

Midnight Tiger makes his entrance amid a sea of neon lights, dressed in an ornate cape and costume as he makes his way down to the ring.

JR-Midnight Tiger has gained some new alliances.

King-And it’s BADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[Walter Melon and Midnight Tiger stand in the middle of the ring, they stare down each other. Walter Melon and Midnight Tiger throw fists to the face, and neither wrestlers are backing down. Midnight Tiger ducks under one of the fists, and he runs to the ropes. Midnight Tiger bounces off of the ropes. Midnight Tiger bounces off of the other side of the ring. Walter Melon drops him with a one man flap jack that sends him flying down on the mat. Midnight Tiger is slow to get up to his feet, and Walter Melon lifts him up, and he drops him with a body slam. Midnight Tiger stays down on the mat this time Walter Melon drops a leg drop on Midnight Tiger.Midnight Tiger is down on the mat, and Walter Melon looks for advice by Jack Heyman. But he finds out that in Jack Heyman’s place Ashley Irvine is standing there dressed like a female Jack Heyman. She yells WATERMELON!! She runs away as Jack Heyman comes back. Walter Melon goes into the corner. Walter Melon waits for Midnight Tiger to get up to his feet. Once Midnight Tiger gets up to his feet. Walter Melon runs towards him, and he drops Midnight Tiger with a spitting seeds. Midnight Tiger is down on the mat. Walter Melon goes into the cover on Midnight Tiger. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………….2……..KICK OUT by Midnight Tiger. Walter Melon picks up Midnight Tiger by the hair, and he lifts him up, and he drops him with a body slam.]

JR-Walter Melon might have a chance to take control of this match right here.

King-Remember what I said about the Melon Gods liking dramatic matches?

Kris Gaffney-Yes?

King-Clearly not when it has to do with Walter.

[Walter Melon jumps off of the top rope, and he goes for the fruit smash splash, but Midnight Tiger gets hit knee’s up. Walter Melon gets the air driven out of him. Walter Melon is slow to get up to his feet hurting. Midnight Tiger sets him up, and he drops him with a dragon suplex. Walter Melon falls under the ropes. He climbs up to his feet on the apron, but he gets knocked right off of the apron with a spring board drop kick right to the face. Walter Melon falls on the floor. Midnight Tiger goes to the outside of the ring, and he grabs Walter Melon and he throws him into the ring. Midnight Tiger follows him into the ring.]

JR-Midnight Tiger has been able to put together a come back here.

King-But what gave him the ability to make a come back?

Kris Gaffney-Somehow I think it’s all tied to the Melon Gods.

King-Everything always is!

[Midnight Tiger picks up Walter Melon. Walter Melon throws Midnight Tigers arms off, and he kicks him and drops him with a DDT. Walter Melon goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope, and he jumps off. Walter Melon connects with a fruit smash splash. Walter Melon goes into the cover on Midnight Tiger. The ref counts 1…………..2…………3!!]

JR-Walter Melon surprises Midnight Tiger to set up the Fruit Smash Splash for the victory.

King-The Melon Gods did that.

(From the back shirtless, jean shorts, work boots, and an American Flag cape on walks Mr. President “Jim Vice!” He stands at the top of the stage with a cold Mericaweiser in his hand. He cracks it open and quickly downs the cold brew and tosses the empty can into the stands and begins his aggressive walk down the ramp as the crowd begins to erupt in “MERICA, FUCK YEA!” chants.)

JR-Last week the team of Jim Vice and GOAT beat Tony Ikeda and Zack Ryder, can Jim Vice continue his success.

King-I’d say fuck yeah….but then I remember who he’s facing.

Kris Gaffney-Fuck….emeeeeehhhaaa?

We hear the gentle sounds of a music box eerily creep throughout the arena growing more ominous, as Lux Aeterna Tenebrosi Stellata plays.

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen…. Brace yourselves!

Smoke crawls across the canvas surrounding everyone in the ring, at ringside and the front row of the audience. Grace walks out into the middle of the stage smiling ear to ear as the arena lights flicker again, through the strobe we see The Wretched Nobody appear from nowhere.

Ring Announcer: Making her way down the aisle the lovely, and loathsome Morose Rose - Miss Macabre, herself, Grace Brutal! Her Dark Star hails from The Danvers State Lunatic Asylum, Salem Massachusetts and at Six Foot Eleven inches tall – at Four Hundred and Twenty Pounds he is… the Five Time EMF Heavyweight Champion of the Woooooorld! THE WRETCHED NOBODY!

Nobody slithers under the bottom rope, and slides back sitting in the corner. Nobody reaches for the top rope and pulls himself back to his feet. He rolls his neck and glares hard at the floor as he rocks from side to side in his corner.

JR-The Wretched Nobody has been in a bad mood.

King-But when is he in a good mood?

Kris Gaffney-I suppose when he’s beating people up.

King-Still ideal for most people.

[The Wretched Nobody stands in the middle of the ring as Jim Vice circles around trying to think of how he’s going to attack the Wretched Nobody. Jim Vice comes in throwing fists to the face, and he tries to lock up with the Wretched Nobody thinking that stunned him enough. The Wretched Nobody powers out of the lock up and he thorws him into the corner. The Wretched Nobody tries to take his head off with a trephination, but Jim Vice is able to duck under. The Wretched Nobody’s leg is hooked on the top rope. Jim Vice drops The Wretched Nobody with a reverse neck breaker putting down the Wretched Nobody. The Wretched Nobody seemly to shake it off very quickly, so Jim Vice knows that he has to continue the attack. The Wretched Nobody is his feet. Jim Vice connects with a super kick that knocks him backwards. The Wretched Nobody falls backwards into the ropes. Jim Vice connects with a kick to the gut that drops the Wretched Nobody with a DDT. Jim Vice goes into the cover on the Wretched Nobody. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………………..2…………..KICK OUT by the Wretched Nobody!! The Wretched Nobody gets up, but Jim Vice is quick to answer with a low drop kick to the face keeping the Wretched Nobody down on the mat. Jim Vice jumps in the air, and he comes down with his full wait with a senton.]

JR-Jim Vice is doing everything to keep the Wretched Nobody, but like many have found out that’s easier said than done.

King-Isn’t that the truth.

[Jim Vice realizing he needs to go for a big move goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope, but the Wretched Nobody is already up to his feet, Jim Vice changes his mind on what move he’s going to go for. Jim Vice jumps off of the top rope for axe handle, but the Wretched Nobody is able to catch Jim Vice in the air. And he lifts him up and he drops him with a spine chiller. The Wretched Nobody doesn’t seem to be very happy. He goes into the corner, and he yells for Jim Vice to get up to his feet.]

JR-It looks like Wretched Nobody is determined to end this match.

King-I think he really just wants to kick Jim Vice’s head off.

Kris Gaffney-I’m certain he’s thought of it.

[The Wretched Nobody goes for the Trephination, but Jim Vice ducks under. The Wretched Nobody turns around right into a kick and he hits for USA. The Wretched Nobody stays on his feet, but staggers backwards. Jim Vice rolls up the Wretched Nobody into a school boy. The ref counts 1………….2…………..3!!]

JR-Jim Vice wins!!

(“Cult of personality” blasts on the PA system. CM Punk walks out on the stage and he yells it’s clobbering time. He walks down ot the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-CM Punk is coming off the attack last month.

King-That’s what he gets for being a friend of Baddddddd Boy.

Kris Gaffney-Good thing Wretch never bothered with people who do Badd puns.

King-*gulp*

The sound of a revolver being loaded stuns the crowd. Instantly the lights drop, plunging the arena into total darkness. Suddenly “Get the strap” by 6ix9ine & 50 Cent blares out over the speakers and the reaction is mixed. The first 12-13 seconds play with no sign of Wade until “Grr grr Go get the strap” bellows out. Wade strolls out calmly to the ring announcement. Not bothered by the cheers and jeers from the crowd, Wade pays little attention as he narrows in on the ring before sliding under the bottom rope. Removing his jacket and tee in the centre of the ring he stands ready for his opponent.

JR-Wade Flow is in the Best in the World finals, but tonight he faces the man behind the tournament.

King-Quite a preview.

Kris Gaffney-Guess Punk possibly could influence his own tournament tonight, all be it somewhat indirectly.

[CM Punk and Wade Flow stand in the middle of the ring. The bell rings and Wade Flow tries to catch CM Punk off guard with a head butt, but Wade Flow attempt is blocked as CM Punk gets his arms up, and he is able to spin around with a elbow to the side of the head that makes Wade Flow stagger backwards. CM Punk mocks Wade Flow. Wade Flow runs at CM Punk. CM Punk is able to clock him along side of the head with a kick. Wade Flow hits the mat. Wade Flow rolls away, and he grabs a hold of the ropes, and CM Punk waits for Wade Flow. Wade Flow is up to his feet. CM Punk goes for a clothesline over the top rope, but Wade Flow is able to counter with a back body drop. CM Punk is able to counter this by landing on his feet on the apron. Wade Flow turns around. CM Punk grabs a hold of his head, and he jumps down connecting with a hang man. This makes Wade Flow stagger backwards in pain. CM Punk jumps back on the apron, and he measures up on Wade Flow, and he sling shots up to the top rope, and he jumps and he connects with a flying spring board forearm shot to the face putting down Wade Flow. Wade Flow goes down, Wade Flow rolls away into the corner. CM Punk measures up Wade Flow is grabbing a hold of the ropes. CM Punk runs otwards the corner, and he connects with a knee to the face.]

JR-CM Punk so far has been in control of this match.

King-I’m kind of wondering what this is doing for his tournament.

Kris Gaffney-I’m certain he just wants to make sure that one of the competitors is up for it.

[CM Punk turns around and he attempts to go for a bulldog out of the corner, but Wade Flow pushes him off of the hold, and CM Punk goes flying across the ring. He crashes down on the mat. CM Punk gets up to his feet, and Wade Flow drops him down with a quick spine buster. Wade Flow doesn’t continue his attack as he’s just trying to recover. As CM Punk is able to recover Wade Flow gets up to his feet, CM Punk runs at Wade Flow. Wade Flow counters this with a hot shot that sends him flying across the ring, and he hits into the top rope. CM Punk staggers backwards, and Wade Flow sets up CM Punk, he lifts him up and he drops him with a belly to back suplex. Wade Flow takes a few moments to once again recover, but seemly he is starting to get back where he needs to. Wade Flow gets up once again as CM Punk does, and CM Punk tries to get this match back into his control with a kick to the head, Wade Flow this time is able to duck under, and he connects with a few fists to the face that knocks him backwards. CM Punk falls backs to the ropes, and Wade flow tries to whip CM Punk off of the ropes, but it’s reversed. Wade Flow connects with a flying forearm on CM Punk. CM Punk gets up quickly, and he throws a punch. Wade Flow ducks under, kicks him, and drops CM Punk with a twist of fate. Wade Flow goes into the cover on CM Punk. The ref counts 1………2..KICK OUT by CM Punk!!]

JR-Wade Flow might be just warming up to end it right here.

King-Let’s see if he got an original finisher this time.

Kris Gaffney-You’ll never let that go.

King-Not as long as Kimberly is 24/7 champion.

[Wade Flow goes for the Flow Stopper, but CM Punk ducks under. Wade Flow turns around into a lift up, and Wade Flow hits a few elbows to the side of the head. CM Punk lets Wade Flow go. CM Punk turns right into the Flow stopper by Wade Flow. Wade Flow goes into the cover on CM Punk. The ref counts 1………….2…………3!!]

JR-After a very competitive match, Wade Flow wins!!

(“Game on” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Zack Ryder has the most EMF experience in this match.

King-Also the most ring walking footage.

Kris Gaffney-Always good to have.

Ricky comes onto the ramp with a huge grin, accompanied by Miss Meadows and a pair of nameless showgirls. On occasion, he will toss commemorative casino chips into the crowd. Once arriving at the ring, Miss Meadows will instruct the showgirls to wait backstage.

JR-Ricky Vegas technical abilities are well noted.

King-He does love to win matches via submission.

Kris Gaffney-Although understands now that it’s not always possible.

King-Now if only he listen to me, and cheated.

(Lights flash through the arena as "One and Only" by CFO$ hits.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b25g6AyBWSQ

(From the back steps Ricochet wearing a jean hooded vest opened up, his wrestling trunks, knee pads, wrestling boots and taped up wrists. He’s sort of dancing as he walks to the center of the ramp and looks out to the crowd, slowly. He adjusts his vest and begins his decent down the rampway, confidently as he looks out towards the crowd. Once beside the ring, he quickly comes up onto the ring apron, spins on his knee and stands up so he is facing the crowd. He pulls his hood off, points out to the crowd, turns and grabs ahold of the top rope as he easily leaps up over, flipping and corkscrewing over the top rope and twirling once he hits the mat with his arms out wide. He quickly climbs the turnbuckle, points to the crowd once more, then holds his hand low and slowly raises it high into the sky. He leaps off of the turnbuckle, sprints to the opposite side and repeats. He flips off of the turnbuckle, tosses his vest off and then makes his way to his corner for his match to begin.)

JR-Ricochet athletic ability is unlike anyone else in this match.

King-In this sort of match when you need to strike suddenly, then that might come in handy.

Kris Gaffney-Or you could just ignore the other guy.

King-Sure that works…..never…

[Zack Ryder pumps up the crowd. Ricochet tries to hit a running high side knee to the face of Zack Ryder. Zack Ryder ducks under, and Zack Ryder connects with a few fists to the face of Ricochet. Zack Ryder tries to whip Ricochet. Ricochet is able to reverse Zack Ryder. Zack Ryder connects with a clothesline on Ricky Vegas who seemly wasn’t paying attention. Ricky Vegas rolls under the ropes, and Zack Ryder turn around as Ricochet tries to go for a hurricanarana, but it’s blocked by Zack Ryder throws Ricochet into the corner for a bucket bomb. Zack Ryder grins as he pumps up the crowd as he backs up. Zack Ryder fists pumps. WOO! WOO! WOO! Zack Ryder runs towards Ricochet, and he connects with the Broski boot. Zack Ryder goes into the cover on Ricky Vegas. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2……KICK OUT by Ricochet. Zack Ryder calls for the Rough Ryder, but then he see’s Ricky Vegas.]

JR-Ryder realizes that he has to deal with Ricky Vegas first.

King-Almost like that’s apart of the match.

Kris Gaffney-Don’t tell certain people.

[Ricky Vegas gets up on the apron, but Zack Ryder connects with a running forearm shot to the face that knocks Ricky Vegas off of the apron. Zack Ryder turn around right into a back flip kick. Zack Ryder falls against the ropes with the impact of that last move, and Ricochet connects with a jumping knee strike that puts down Zack Ryder. Zack Ryder dazed gets up to his feet. Ricochet picks up Zack Ryder on his shoulders, and he puts him down with the beadryller, and Ricochet goes into the cover on Zack Ryder. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………….2…..Ricky Vegas reaches into the ring and he grabs a hold of the leg of Ricochet pulling him off of the cover. Seemly that didn’t please Ricochet though as he wants to get Zack Ryder out of the way, he grabs Zack Ryder by the hair, and he throws him ring post, and he falls out of the ring.]

JR-Ricky Vegas prolong the match.

King-But seemly there is a price to pay for that.

Kris Gaffney-We’ll see if he can pay it.

[Ricochet runs towards the ropes, and he jumps over the top rope and he tries to go for summer sault dive over the top rope. Ricochet is in pain. Ricky Vegas grabs Ricochet and he throws him into the ring. Ricky Vegas goes into the corner and he waits for Ricochet to get up to his feet. Ricky Vegas runs out of the corner. Ricochet gets up to his feet. Ricky Vegas runs towards Ricochet, and he connects with a full house that puts down Ricochet. Zack Ryder tries to get on the apron. Ricky Vegas connects with the final hard punch of the crap shoot to knock him off of the apron.]

JR-Ricky Vegas might have isolated Zack Ryder.

Kris Gaffney- He needs to act fast…

[Ricky Vegas turns around right into the Rough Ryder!! Zack Ryder goes into the cover on Ricky Vegas. The ref goes into position o make the count. The ref counts 1……………….2…………….Ricochet breaks up the pin with a 630 senton!! Zack Ryder rolls out of the ring. Ricochet goes into the cover on Ricky Vegas. The ref counts 1………….2……….3!!]

JR-Ricochet gets the victory!!

Kris Gaffney-He certainly came out of no where there.

(Ricochet rolls out of the ring as everyone tries to figure out what just happened as Saturday Shockwave goes off the air.)