EMF: Shockwave
	(The EMF logo flashes on the screen) (We open up from the darken arena hosting this edition of Saturday Shockwave. Pyrotechincs rain down on the stage, hitting the stage, and sending a loud crashing sound every time it hits the stage. The lights turn on as the Shockwave crowd is already standing. Yelling, and waving their signs. The camera shifts around the crowd, and finally the commentators begin to speak.) JR-The EMF is coming to you live from the Smoothie King Center in New Orleans. Welcome to Saturday Shockwave. I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross. I’m joined by Jerry “the King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney. Tonight Logan Riley will take on Daniel Bryan. Kris Gaffney-….I need to stop you right there JR….King…why exactly doesn’t King call himself “JL”? King-Probably because the only thing lamer is to nickname yourself with your jersey number…unless it makes a reference to something that actually exist. Kris Gaffney-Guess…that makes sense. (“Crack it up” blasts on the PA system. Pyrotechnics blasts on the stage as pyrotechnics shoot out of the stage. The Big Show walk out of the ring, he walks down to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-The Big Show has been dominate, but without a doubt this will be his toughest test since coming to the EMF. King-He’s a giant JR, he doesn’t have anything to worry about. Kris Gaffney-Unless he faces off with someone with the first name jack.. (“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage with his web camera, he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Zack Ryder has faced off against many of giants, so I’m sure he’s not going to back down from this test. King-Think he can’t wait until the next Survival of the Fittest. Kris Gaffney-Like no one else in the EMF! [Zack Ryder and the Big Show stand in the middle of the ring. Zack Ryder locks up with the Big Show. The Big Show unsurprisely pushes back Zack Ryder, Zack Ryder stumbles backwards. He falls into the corner, the Big Show runs to the corner, and he tries to hit a back splash in the corner. Zack Ryder move sotu of the way. The Big Show crashes hard into the corner. Zack Ryder runs to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes, and he hits a flying shoulder block that sends the Big Show stumbling backwards, he falls out of the ring, and to the floor. Big Show attempts to get back into the ring quickly, but Zack Ryder see’s this coming.He runs towards Big Show, and he baseball slides the Big Show’s legs, he loses his balance, and he hits his head on to the apron. He fall to one knee clearly dazed. Zack Ryder goes to the ropes, and he waits for the Big Show to get up to his feet. The Big Show gets up to his feet, Zack Ryder sling shots himself over the top rope, and he goes for a sling shot cross body block, but Zack Ryder is caught in mid air. Big Show transfer him into the shoulder, he runs towards the corner. Zack Ryder slides out of the back of the Big Show. He pushes the Big Show forward. The Big Show hits the ring post shoulder first. Big Show’s shoulder bounces off of the ring post. Zack Ryder comes from behind the stunned Big Show, and he throws him into the ring. Zack Ryder climbs up to the top rope, he waits for the Big Show to get up to his feet.] JR-Zack Ryder striking quickly. King-He’s going to have to. Kris Gaffney-Since we talked, I’m going to guess this high flying move won’t work as well as he wants. [Zack Ryder jumps off of the top rope, and he connects with a missile drop kick that puts down The Big Show. Zack Ryder quickly crawls into the cover. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……….2…Big Show powers out of the pin throwing Zack Ryder off of the pin. Zack Ryder signals for the Rough Ryder as he stalks Big Show. Big Show pulls himself up to his feet, he turns towards Zack Ryder. Ryder goes for the Rough Ryder, the Big Show blocks it, and drops Zack Ryder down on the mat with a power bomb. Big Show falls backwards into the ropes. He holds himself up with the help of the ropes. The Big Show takes sometime to rest up, Zack Ryder is able to recover a bit, and he recovers.The Big Show grabs him around the throat, he throws him hard into the corner. Zack Ryder hits the corner, Big Show hits a few jabs into the gut, and then he grabs Zack Ryder. He throws him in the air, and he crashes hard into the mat with a hard hip toss, he bounces up to his feet. The Big Show whips Zack Ryder to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. Zack Ryder gets picked up by the Big Show, and he drops him with a side walk slam. The Big Show goes into the cover on Zack Ryder. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………….2……KICK OUT by Zack Ryder. The Big Show stands over Zack Ryder, he yells down at Zack. Big Show hits a few stomps on the downed Zack Ryder.] JR-We knew it was a matter of time before the Big Show’s power allowed him to take control of this match. King-I’m sure Ryder was hoping it wouldn’t. [Ryder gets picked up by the Big Show. Ryder counters with a drop kick to the leg that stumbles the Big Show. Ryder backs up, and he goes for the Rough Ryder. The Big Show rakes the eyes. Ryder stumbles backwards blinded, and he falls out of the ring. He falls out of the ring. Big Show goes out of the ring, and he sets up Zack Ryder, and he haurls him through the air, he smacks down hard on the mat around ring side. The ref is counting, but Big Show seems like he doesn’t care as he has this match in control, and nothing can go wrong for him at this point. He picks up Zack Ryder, and he holds him up in the air, and he drops him with a military press slam once again on the mat around ring side. Show realizes that the count is getting close to 10, but he has enough time to do one more move. He picks up Zack Ryder over his shoulder. He runs to the ring post. Zack Ryder out of desperation (and revenge for what brought him to this situation.) rakes the eyes of the Big Show as he had done earlier. Zack Ryder pushes the Big Show hard into the ring post. Big Show hits the ring post shoulder first. Zack Ryder rolls into the ring, and the ref counts to 10. He calls for the bell, and awards the match to Ryder via count out!] JR-Big Show didn’t account for Zack Ryder giving him a taste of his own medicine. King-It’s the code of Adrian Peterson….as long as you get your revenge, you can do anything you want. ("The Best It's Gonna Get" by Celldweller hits as Johnny Osbourne makes his way to the ring. ) Announcer: And his opponent. He stands 5’3” and weighs 185lbs. “Little” JOHNNY OSBOURNE! JR-Since coming to the EMF Johnny Osbourne has taken a few loses, I’m sure he’s hoping that he can get his EMF career on the right track. King-A few of his matches have been multi-man matches, so maybe the fact this is one on one it might make a difference. Kris Gaffney-Guess we will see. Lights dim and flash blue as "Black Sails"- Black McCreary blasts. Smoke begins to shoot from the ramp as "The One" Austin Joseph walks out from the back. "Making his way to the ring. Hailing from Florence Oregon. He's weighing in at 245 pounds and he stands at 6'5" He is THE ONE! He throws his arms in the air as fireworks blast from the stage and begins his descend to the ring. He leaps up onto the ring apron, then he leaps over the top rope doing a flip and rolling so he sits with his legs crossed in the center of the ring. He looks side to side, then slides himself to his corner and puts both hands on the middle rope remaining seated. Staring, waiting for the match to begin. JR-This new comer is talented, no doubt about it. King-Both of these wrestlers are going to want to get on the right foot. Kris Gaffney-Only one can win. King-Luckily one is called “the one”. Kris Gaffney-Let’s just hope Billy Gunn doesn’t make a come back. [Johnny Osbourne waits for the bell, the bell rings, and he runs towards “the One” Austin Joseph seemly trying to catch him off guard. However it does not succeed as “The One” is able to think quickly, and drop Johnny Osbourne face first into the mat. After hitting the mat face first, Johnny Osbourne tries to get up to his feet. But he taken down with a double leg take down, and he hits a few fists on the downed Johnny Osbourne, he picks him up to his feet, and he tries to whip him to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Johnny Osbourne, “the One” Austin Joseph bounces off of the ropes. Johnny Osbourne goes for a clothesline. He is able to duck under, he hooks him, and he hits a release german suplex that sends him flying backwards. He crashes down on the mat. He slowly gets up to his feet, and he kicks him in the gut that doubles him over, he hooks him with a vertical suplex position. He lifts him up, he drops him with a vertical suplex. Johnny Osbourne bounces up after being hit with the vertical suplex. He stumbles into the corner. He gets up to his feet. Austin Joseph hits a flying forearm shot to the face in the corner. Austin Joseph backs up, and he waits on Johnny Osbourne to stumble towards him, he kicks him in the gut, and he plants him down on the mat with a impaler DDT. Austin Joseph pushes Johnny OSbourne on to his back, he goes into the cover on Johnny Osbourne the ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2….Johnny Osbourne puts his foot on the ropes. The ref stops the count. “the One” Austin Joseph looks towards the ref annoyed, but he continues his assault on Johnny Osbourne as he puts him into a seated chin lock.] JR-Almost three there. King-Edge would have won there. Kris Gaffney-No he wouldn’t… [Johnny Osbourne slowly rises up to his feet, but Austin Joseph throws him down to the mat. Austin Joseph goes into the corner, he pulls himself up to the second rope. It’s countered by Johnny Osbourne who hits a few arm shot to the gut that stuns Austin Joseph. He throws him, and he crashes down on the mat. Johnny Osbourne waits for Austin Joseph to get up to his feet. He kicks him in the gut, he hooks him, and he drops him with a piledriver.] King-It’s over!! Kris Gaffney-No it’s not. King-It’s not like you hit that move. Anyone else would clearly be done for. Kris Gaffney-How many times did you end a match with that move from the 90’s, and beyond? King-………. [Johnny Osbourne picks up Austin Joseph, and he puts him over his shoulder, but Austin Joseph struggles, and he lands behind him. He connects with a corkscrew kick to the back of the head. Johnny Osbourne goes down to his knee. Austin Joseph takes a few moments to rest up. He see’s Johnny dazed getting up to his feet, he rusn to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, and he connects with his version of a spear known as the One and Only. Austin Joseph goes into the cover on Johnny Osbourne. The ref counts 1………..2……..3!!] JR-Johnny Osbourne left an opening, and Austin Joseph took advantage to gain the victory. (“Game On” blasts on the PA system. Tony Ikeda walks out on the stage, and he continues down to the ring.) JR: Tony Ikeda is going to have his hands full in this bout tonight. King: Don’t know if he will be able to get the win tonight. KG: Tony has been doing this for eons, if anyone can pull of an upset it’s him. (Arena lights go black as Lux Aeterna (Tenebrosi Stellata Version) "Eternal Light Dark Star" hits and Wretched walks out holding a candle.) Her Dark Star hails from The Danvers State Lunatic Asylum, Salem Massachusetts and at Six Foot Eleven inches tall – at Four Hundred and Twenty Pounds he is… THE WRETCHED NOBODY! (Nobody blows the candle out and the arena lights rise again. He slithers under the bottom rope and slides back sitting in the corner. Nobody reaches for the top rope and pulls himself back to his feet. He rolls his neck and glares hard at the floor as he rocks side to side in his corner – gently tapping together the tips of his fingers seeming intent on hearing the sweet release of the bell ringing.) JR: This creature is one scary S.O.B. KG: I like him, I think he likes fruit. King: I think I like Grace, she seems freaky. (Wretched in his corner staring a hole through Tony, motionless. Ikeda with a look of no fear in his eye’s ready to go in his corner pacing back and forth. Grace touches Wretched’s arm and then slides out of the ring.) DING! DING! DING! (Ikeda walks up to Wretched, showing no fear Ikeda gets face to face with him in the center of the ring. Ikeda smirks as Wretched pushes Ikeda away and then throws a kick to the knee of wretched which causes Wretched to fall to one knee and then Ikeda throws a hard knee to the face of Wretched which knocks him into the turnbuckle. Ikeda circles around and then charges at Wretched, Ikeda dives, but Wretched quickly moves out of the way and Ikeda smashes his shoulder hard into the ring post and flops to the outside of the ring. Wretched rolls out from under the ring and grabs Ikeda by the throat and manages to pick Ikeda up, swing him around and throw Ikeda up into the air through the middle ropes back into the ring. Wretched then reaches for a table on the outside of the ring and slides it in. Wretched then begins to climb back onto the ring apron, Ikeda runs at him and Ikeda smashes his elbow into the face of Wretched which knocks him off of the ring apron back to the ground, but he lands on his feet. As he circles around, Ikeda rushes to the opposite side of the ring, bounces off of the ropes and on the return he manages to leap up over the top rope and smash his shoulder into the face of Wretched which causes them both to crash down, Wretched head bouncing off of the barricade.) JR: BAH GAWD! A man that size should not be able to jump that high! KG: The Melon God’s gave him wings and to think, Tony doesn’t like Walter. Such a shame, could you imagine Ikeda working with the Melon Club? They could do some damage. King: Wretched Nobody can do some damage, on his own. (Ikeda back to his feet first, Wretched pulling himself up, Tony rushes at him and smashes his knee into Wretched’s face which causes Wretched face to smash hard into the barricade. Ikeda reaches down, grabs wretched by the head, wrapping up Wretched’s ring gear Ikeda spins around and sends Wretched shoulder first into the ring post. Wretched still on his feet, Ikeda rushes forward, leaps up wrapping Wretched by the back of the head and hits him with a bulldog. Ikeda sets a table up on the outside, slaps the top, but as he turns around he is met with a big kick to the gut which curls him over and then Wretched hits Ikeda with an uppercut which sends Ikeda stumbling over the table eh just set up and then falling to the ground. Wretched slowly stalks Ikeda as Ikeda attempts to get back to his feet. Once Wretched is close enough, Ikeda springs up throwing a hard right to the gut of Wretched, which seemingly has no major effect on him. Then, Ikeda reaches out, grabs Wretched by the head with both hands and lunges forward, jumping and smashing his forehead into the bridge of Wretched’s nose and he causes Wretched to stumble back a little as blood begins to flow out from the nostrils.) JR: We haven’t seen anybody take it to Wretched Nobody like this before. King: See, he is human, he bleeds! KG: Just wait until Wretched Nobody gets his hands on Tony. (Tony Ikeda runs forward, he leaps up smashing his knee into the gut of Wretched. Then Ikeda wraps up one of Wretched’s arms, spins around grabbing Wretched’s other arm and attempts a FULL NELSON DRAGON SUPLEX! But, Wretched lunges himself backwards smashing Ikeda’s back hard into the barricade. Wretched turns around, springs himself forward hitting Ikeda with a clothesline which sends him flying backwards flipping over the barricade into the crowd. Wretched walks over, reaches over the barricade grabbing Ikeda by the head and once he lifts Ikeda to his feet Wretched hooks Ikeda’s head, lifts him up in a standing suplex and walks out, Wretched jumps up in the air as he falls backwards sending Ikeda smashing hard straight into the ramp. Wretched back to his feet, grabs Ikeda by the leg and drags him towards the ring. Wretched lifts Ikeda to his feet, wrapping both hands around the neck of Ikeda Wretched spins around throwing Ikeda into the air and causing him to smash back first into the steel steps that fall apart upon impact. Wretched walks over, he lifts Ikeda to his feet, Wretched pulls Ikeda in and lifts him up in a military press and then tosses Ikeda hard back first right into the ring post and Ikeda crachses down to the ground hard. Wretched lift Ikeda up, throws him into the barricade, Wretched circles around and runs towards Ikeda diving and spearing Ikeda which causes the barricade to explode as both men fall to the cement floor.) JR: BAH GAWD! Wretched Nobody’s strength is unimaginable! King: I don’t think even CaRnAgE in his prime was this powerful. KG: The Melon God’s are good to Wretched, he should be nicer to the Melon Club! (Wretched back to his feet, blood still dripping from his face. He lifts Ikeda up and walks him to the ring. Ikeda throws an elbow to Wretched, Ikeda comes up and throws a hook to the face of Wretched and then Ikeda steps back, lunges forward attempting a clothesline, but Wretched ducks down, lifts Ikeda up in the air and smashes him hard into the ground with a spine buster. Wretched grabs Ikeda slides him into the ring and then climbs into the ring himself. Wretched walks over to the table that was thrown in earlier and sets it up against the turnbuckle. Wretched walks to Ikeda and drags him to the table, Wretched lays Ikeda against the table. Wretched backs up, runs at Ikeda and connects with a vicious TREPHINATION! Which causes Ikeda’s head to smash right through the table.) DING! DING! DING! Announcer: And here is your winner, THE WRETCHED NOBODY! JR: Wow! What a vicious creature we have here in the Extreme Measures Federation. What he has been doing to his opponents, the EMF roster better take notice. KG: Walter Melon will put him in his place. King: Hopefully with MELONIA! (Right as Grace slides into the ring and Wretched standing over Tony Ikeda, “The Duck Song” blasts and Wretched, with grace turn to face the entrance. From the back steps Jack Heyman who has a bandage over his head and a microphone in hand and beside him is the Extreme Champion, Walter Melon with a watermelon he is eating and extreme championship around his waste. The music begins to die as Jack Heyman is clapping, with a smile on Walter’s face as he enjoys his melon. Jack pulls he mic up.) JHeyman: Wow! Congratulations Mr. Nobody. You did what my client has been doing since the Melon Club arrived here and that’s beat Mr. Ikeda. First, you attacked me, and now you beat Tony Ikeda. Now, if that doesn’t scream “I DESERVE A TITLE SHOT” then I don’t know what does. We heard you, you want a shot at gold. You want a shot at my client for his Extreme Championship title in a Hell In A Cell Last Man Standing match. I will say this, you need to do a lot more to earn yourself this title shot Mr. Nobody. Walter already kicked your ass and retained his championship at A Cold Day In Hell! So, to answer that question, HELL NNN… (Before he is able to finish Walter reaches out putting his hand over the mic. As Jack Heyman looks at Walter, Walter shakes his head, hands Jack the last bit of melon and takes the mic from him. As he speaks, he begins to walk down the ramp.) WMelon: You’ve got some people here scared Nobody. Some of the roster in the back, I’ve heard the chatter, Wretched Nobody is a monster. You’ve scared poor ol’ Jack Heyman as well. One person you haven’t scared, is me. I’ve already shown that you can be beaten and I will gladly do it all over again. You want to face me again in a last man standing hell in a cell match for my championship? (Walter walks the steps standing on the ring apron.) WMelon: I accept! (Right after he says those final words, from behind Kenny Omegrape, Shinsuke Nakamango, and Apple Juice Styles all slide into the ring, right as Wretched turns around he is met with a kick from Nakamango and a knee to the gut from AJ styles, then jumping into the air Kenny Omegrape smashes Wretched in the face with his IC title, dropping him to the ground. The three Melon Club Members hold Wretched down as Walter climbs the turnbuckle and leaps off connecting with a double footstomp known as FRUIT SMASH! The Melon Club stare down Wretched as the leave the ring. As they are walking up the ramp, Wretched quickly sits up and climbs back to his feet. Jack Heyman’s jaw drops open, but Walter smiles as he holds up his Extreme Championship. Wretched Nobody staring a hole through them and The Melon Club continue to the back as Shockwave cuts to commercial.) (“The Duck Song” blasts on the PA system. Kenny Omegrape wlks out on the stage. He waits for the crowd to throw grapes at him, Kenny instead gets pegged by them from behind from the entrance way.) JR-Where did those grapes come from? Kris Gaffney-Melon gods…. King-Melon gods! (“Down with the sickness” blasts on the PA system. Angelus Archer walks out on the stage, he stares down Kenny as he walks down to the ring.) JR-The fun, and games are over. King-You think Angelus might try a fun and games attitude one time? Kris Gaffney-Somewhere Vince McMahon is vising him doing a dance gimmick. [Angelus Archer and Kenny Omegrape stand in the middle of the ring, the bell rings, and Angelus Archer hits a knee lift into the gut that doubles over Kenny Omegrape. He whips him to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. Angelus Archer gets hit with a kick to the face that stuns Angelus Archer. Kenny Omegrape hits a diving clothesline that knocks down Angelus Archer. Kenny Omegrape gets up, and he waits for Angelus Archer. Angelus is up, but he is able to push Kenny away, Angelus Archer runs towards Kenny Omegrape who is now in the corner. Kenny Omegrape counters with a back elbow that stuns Angelus Archer. Kenny Omegrape climbs up to the second turnbuckle, and he measures up on Angelus Archer, he jumps off, and he connects with a flying back elbow that puts down Angelus Archer. Kenny Omegrape decides that he’s not quite ready to go for the pin, he picks up Angelus Archer, he lifts him up, and drops him with a scoop slam driver. Kenny Omegrape hooks the leg of Angelus Archer. The ref counts 1…….2…KICK OUT by Angelus Archer!! Kenny Omegrape takes a few moments to think of what he’s going to do next, he picks up the leg of Kenny Omegrape, he hooks him, and drops him with a spinning leg breaker. Angelus Archer rolls around in pain, and he rolls under the ropes. Angelus Archer climbs up to his feet with the help of the ropes. Angelus Archer is up to his feet. Kenny Omegrape meets him with a few fists to the face that stuns him, and he hooks him with a vertical suplex position, he lifts him up, and he drops him with a vertical suplex back into the ring.] JR-Kenny Omegrape has pressed the advantage he got early in this match. King-There is only one reason this could be happening!! Kris Gaffney-Melon gods… King-Always Melon gods!! [Angelus Archer gets picked up by Kenny OMegrape. Angelus Archer counters with a reverse jaw breaker. Kenny Omegrape stumbles backwards. Angelus Archer sets up Kenny Omegrape, and he hits a t-bone suplex crashes down on the mat. Angelus Archer takes a few moments to rest up. He see’s that Kenny Omegrape getting up to his feet. Angelus Archer hits a few forearm shots to the face that knocks Kenny Omegrape backwards, and Angelus Archer attempts to whip Kenny OMegrape to the ropes, and does. Kenny bounces off of the ropes, Angelus Archer connects with a spinning heel kick that puts down Kenny Omegrape.] JR-Kenny Omegrape gets put down with the spinning heel kick. King-His is probably closer to how Angelus thought things were going to go. [Angelus Archer picks up Kenny Omegrape, he hooks him for the Slain, he goes for the Slain, but Kenny Omegrape as he is passing over Angelus head hooks his head with his leg, and does a sort of a victory role pinning combination on Angelus Archer. The ref counts 1……..2………3!!] JR-What just happened?! King-Not sure I’ve seen someone counter the Slain like that. Kris Gaffney-If it’s used a lot…then Ryder and Angelus can form a tag team. King-Call the team Itchy and Scratchy…one tries to mane the other, while the other one tries to survive. ("Ultimate Countdown" blasts on the PA system. Daniel Bryan walks out on the stage. He does his "Yes" taunt down to the ring. He steps inside of the ring.) Announcer: introducing first, fighting out of Aberdeen, Washington, USA. He stands 5’10” weighing in at 192 pounds. He is, DANIEL BRYAN! JR: Daniel Bryan finds himself in a very tough match up this week up against Logan Riley. KG: NO! NO! NO! King: Daniel Bryan is supposed to be the underdog who triumphs. Can’t see him doing that tonight, not against Logy-Bear. (“Fantastic Baby” by Big Bang blasts over the EMF loud speakers. First out from the back is Wade Wilson. He has both TV champion and one half of the tag team champions both strapped over one another as he skips out with palm palms in his hand and a white T-shirt with NO! NO! NO! drawn onto it in red paint. He has a mic strapped over his ear that comes around to his mouth.) Wade: OHH YOU DIDN’T KNOW? YOUR ASS BETTER CALL SOMEBODYYYYYYYY! (Wade Wilson begins shaking the palm palm’s as Logan Riley steps out from the curtain’s, he taps his shoulder there is nothing due to Apple Juice stealing his half of the tag belt. He looks at Wade and shakes his head, but can’t help but laugh. He stops atop of the ramp and holds his fist in the air before he begins his walk to the ring.) Wade: It’s me, it’s me, the M-E-R-C. Rolling once again with that R-I-L-E-Y! (Wade run’s and slides into the ring, Logan Riley walks up the steps, steps over the top rope and climbs the turnbuckle holding his fist once again in the air. Wade rubs the palm palms over his belts and begins humping the air. Wade runs and jumps onto the turnbuckle throwing his hands in the air yelling NO! NO! NO!) Jr: As odd as these two are, inside of the ring they are a couple of the best superstars in the entire world. KG: Logan Riley has a mean side, Daniel Brian doesn’t and that’s why Daniel will lose. King: I think Wade’s cheerleading outfit was much better. But, I do support the NO! movement. Wade: WHAT’s UP NEW ORLEANS, LOUISIANA! WE ABOUT TO KICK THAT SHITTY! Now, let’s see if we can make some noise up in this!.... Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages. Off Constantly proudly brings to you, it’s EMF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WOOOOORLD! THE MERC WITH A MOUTH, WADE WILSON. THE BAD ASS LOGAN RILEY, OFF CONSTANTLY! And the one representing us in this match, standing 5’10”, weighing 255 of pure adorableness. He is one half tag team champion, none other than the Bad Ass himself, LOGAN RILEY! DING! DING! DING! (As the match begins, Riley and Wade smash forearms as Wade slides out of the ring. Riley and Bryan circle eachother center of the ring. Once close enough, Bryan throws a kick to the leg of Riley and then Riley throws a hard punch that Bryan ducks, rolls and latches onto Riley’s leg bringing Riley to the ground locking on a very tight kneebar. Bryan pulling tight as Riley begins to feel the pain, attempting to roll, but Bryan rolls with. After holding for some time, Riley still able to roll and grab ahold of the rope forcing Bryan to let go. Riley pulls himself out of the ring and grabs at his knee. As Riley tries to walk of the pain in the knee the ref begins his count.) Ref: ONE! (Right as Riley turns around, Bryan comes flying over the top rope with a suicide dive, but Riley was able to hook his arm and throw him into the barricade, back first which causes Bryan to smash into it and then hard into the ground and causes Riley to stumble, falling and catching himself on the barricade. Riley shakes his knee, and begins to walk towards the downed Bryan.) Ref: ONE! Jr: BAH GAWD! How in the hell was Riley able to catch him with in the air with that knee injury? KG: My guess would be the Melon God’s helped him. King: I wish Paige had come out with Wade, that would make Riley better. (Riley goes to stomp on the downed Bryan, but Bryan is able to catch the leg, push it and then kick the knee, dropping Riley down to one knee and then Riley spins on the ground and kicks Riley right in the chin. Bryan uses the Barricade to pull himself to his feet, grabbing at his back he sees Riley pushing himself back to his feet and grabbing at his jaw. Bryan lunges forward and throws his knee hard into Riley’s face.) Ref: TWO! (Bryan circles around Riley, grabs Riley’s leg that he attacked earlier on, Bryan lifts it up and then slams it down. Riley then grabs the leg, lifts it up and drops down with an elbow right to the knee.) Ref: THREE! (Bryan grabs Riley’s head and lifts him to his feet, but before he is completely up Riley runs forward smashing Bryan’s back into the ring, then Riley lifts Bryan up, spins and smashes Bryan down with a vicious spine buster and then Riley stumbles on his knee and falls to one knee.) Ref: FOUR! JR: Smart of Daniel Bryan to attack that knee of Logan, but this isn’t going to be an easy for him. King: Let’s go Logy-Bear! KG: Let’s just hope the Melon God’s help Logan end this Yes movement. (Riley pushes himself up, jumps forward and gives Bryan a vicious soccer kick to the ribs which causes Bryan to roll to his back, again Riley stumbles to his one leg.) Ref: FIVE! (Riley gets up, walks to Bryan and lifts him to his feet, Riley grabs the back of Bryan’s head, throws a hard punch to Bryan’s gut, hooks his head and drops back with a DDT smashing Bryan’s face right into the ground.) Ref: SIX! (Riley punches his leg, right near the knee area and then pushes himself to his feet. He shakes out his legs, lifts Bryan to his feet and walks him towards the ring.) Ref: SEVEN! (Riley slides Bryan into the ring, and then climbs in himself. Riley walks over, grabs Bryan, but before Riley can lift Bryan up, Bryan hooks up Riley’s head and legs and rolls him up for a pin.) Ref: ONE!... TWO!... (KICKOUT!) Jr: Daniel Bryan fighting with all he has, showing he has what it takes to hang with the World Champion! KG: Thanks to the Melon Gods! King: NO! NO! NO! WHERE IS PAIGE! NO! NO! NO! WHERE IS MELONIA! NO! NO! NO! BRING ME SOME BEAUTIFUL WOMEN! (Both men able to get back to their feet, Riley grabs ahold of Bryan and throws him hard into the ropes and on the return, before Riley can do anything, Bryan jumps low throwing a dropkick to the leg of Riley causing Riley to fall to the ground. Bryan circles the back of Riley and attempts to lock in the LEBELL LOCK! But Riley able to hook Bryan’s leg, and hook Bryan’s head, deadlift Bryan into the air and jumping up, dropping him with a vicious Samoan drop. Riley gets back to his feet, walks over to the turnbuckle and slowly begins to climb up top. Right as Riley gets to the top rope and turns to face Bryan, Bryan gets back to his feet, rushes towards Riley, leaps up on top, jumps up wrapping his legs around the head of Riley and falls back sending Riley flying with a hurricanrana. Bryan walking towards the downed Riley as Riley is pushing himself to his feet. On his knees Bryan begins to kick Riley in the chest and with each kick the crowd yells YES! Once, twice, three, four, five, six, Bryan steps back and attempts to throw one more hard kick to finish, but Riley ducks and as Bryan spins around, Riley springs up, hooks around Bryan’s arms and connects with a hard full nelson slam on Bryan. Riley runs towards the ropes, bounces off and on the return leaps up and comes down driving his elbow right to the chest of the downed Bryan and Riley hooks his leg.) Ref: ONE!... TWO!... (KICKOUT!) Jr: Daniel Bryan is one tough S.O.B.! KG: NO! NO! NO! King: Logan Riley is going to break Daniel Bryan. (Riley stands up, he reaches down to grab ahold of Bryan, but Bryan latches onto Riley’s arm and pulls him in locking in a tight armbar. Riley grabbing at his arm, the ref checking on him, but refusing to tap Riley rolls, pushes up to his knees and stacks Bryan. Riley manages to use the armbar to lift Bryan in a powerbomb position and run forward, then slam him with a bucklebomb and as he bounces off Riley connects with a European uppercut finishing BROADWAY! Bryan drops to the ground hard and Riley looks at the downed Bryan. Instead of going for the cover, Riley decides to climb the turnbuckle. Once he gets on top he stands straight up, leaps off attempting a frog splash, but Bryan is able to roll out of the way and Riley crashes hard, belly first into the mat.) Jr: A man of Logan Riley’s size should not be making high risk maneuvers, he would have killed Daniel if he connected with that! KG: Only if the Melon God’s wanted him dead! King: Riley has been in control, but not able to find a way to get the win. I just want this Yes movement to be over with! (Both men slowly climbing to their feet, Riley swings at Bryan, Bryan ducks, rushes forward attempting to drive Riley back into the corner, but unable to move him much, Riley hooks Bryan and spins tossing him hard into the turnbuckle. Riley rushes at Bryan, but Bryan throws his leg up and Riley runs face first into Bryan’s boot. Bryan hooks Riley’s arm and spins him into the turnbuckle. Bryan rushes opposite of Riley bouncing off of the turnbuckle and sprints back at Riley connecting with a missile dropkick and Bryan stands up and repeats three more times which causes Riley to fall to the mat. Bryan climbs the top turnbuckle, once Riley gets back to his feet Bryan leaps off connecting with a flying missile dropkick to Riley and Bryan circles around pinning Riley.) Ref: ONE!... TWO!... THHH(KICKOUT!) Jr: Bah Gawd! What resiliency shown by both of these competitors! KG: The Melon Gods are really giving these fans a great match! King: Would be even better with Paige out here! (Without getting up, Bryan circles around and attempts to lock in the LEBELL LOCK! But, Riley able to circle back to his feet and before Bryan can stand up, Riley shoots up and throws Bryan into the ropes, on the return Riley connects with THE FINAL ACT! And quickly goes for the cover.) Ref: ONE!... TWO!... THREE! DING! DING! DING! Announcer: Here is your winner, LOGAN RILEY! (Logan Riley stands up, Wade slides into the ring, rips off his shirt and jumps onto the turnbuckle throwing his hands in the air. Wade jumps down, he and Riley smash forearms and Riley continues to celebrate as “Fantastic Baby” blasts and Shockwave goes off air.)

EMF: Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen)

(We open up from the darken arena hosting this edition of Saturday Shockwave. Pyrotechincs rain down on the stage, hitting the stage, and sending a loud crashing sound every time it hits the stage. The lights turn on as the Shockwave crowd is already standing. Yelling, and waving their signs. The camera shifts around the crowd, and finally the commentators begin to speak.)

JR-The EMF is coming to you live from the Smoothie King Center in New Orleans. Welcome to Saturday Shockwave. I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross. I’m joined by Jerry “the King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney. Tonight Logan Riley will take on Daniel Bryan.

Kris Gaffney-….I need to stop you right there JR….King…why exactly doesn’t King call himself “JL”?

King-Probably because the only thing lamer is to nickname yourself with your jersey number…unless it makes a reference to something that actually exist.

Kris Gaffney-Guess…that makes sense.

(“Crack it up” blasts on the PA system. Pyrotechnics blasts on the stage as pyrotechnics shoot out of the stage. The Big Show walk out of the ring, he walks down to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-The Big Show has been dominate, but without a doubt this will be his toughest test since coming to the EMF.

King-He’s a giant JR, he doesn’t have anything to worry about.

Kris Gaffney-Unless he faces off with someone with the first name jack..

(“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage with his web camera, he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Zack Ryder has faced off against many of giants, so I’m sure he’s not going to back down from this test.

King-Think he can’t wait until the next Survival of the Fittest.

Kris Gaffney-Like no one else in the EMF!

[Zack Ryder and the Big Show stand in the middle of the ring. Zack Ryder locks up with the Big Show. The Big Show unsurprisely pushes back Zack Ryder, Zack Ryder stumbles backwards. He falls into the corner, the Big Show runs to the corner, and he tries to hit a back splash in the corner. Zack Ryder move sotu of the way. The Big Show crashes hard into the corner. Zack Ryder runs to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes, and he hits a flying shoulder block that sends the Big Show stumbling backwards, he falls out of the ring, and to the floor. Big Show attempts to get back into the ring quickly, but Zack Ryder see’s this coming.He runs towards Big Show, and he baseball slides the Big Show’s legs, he loses his balance, and he hits his head on to the apron. He fall to one knee clearly dazed. Zack Ryder goes to the ropes, and he waits for the Big Show to get up to his feet. The Big Show gets up to his feet, Zack Ryder sling shots himself over the top rope, and he goes for a sling shot cross body block, but Zack Ryder is caught in mid air. Big Show transfer him into the shoulder, he runs towards the corner. Zack Ryder slides out of the back of the Big Show. He pushes the Big Show forward. The Big Show hits the ring post shoulder first. Big Show’s shoulder bounces off of the ring post. Zack Ryder comes from behind the stunned Big Show, and he throws him into the ring. Zack Ryder climbs up to the top rope, he waits for the Big Show to get up to his feet.]

JR-Zack Ryder striking quickly.

King-He’s going to have to.

Kris Gaffney-Since we talked, I’m going to guess this high flying move won’t work as well as he wants.

[Zack Ryder jumps off of the top rope, and he connects with a missile drop kick that puts down The Big Show. Zack Ryder quickly crawls into the cover. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……….2…Big Show powers out of the pin throwing Zack Ryder off of the pin. Zack Ryder signals for the Rough Ryder as he stalks Big Show. Big Show pulls himself up to his feet, he turns towards Zack Ryder. Ryder goes for the Rough Ryder, the Big Show blocks it, and drops Zack Ryder down on the mat with a power bomb. Big Show falls backwards into the ropes. He holds himself up with the help of the ropes. The Big Show takes sometime to rest up, Zack Ryder is able to recover a bit, and he recovers.The Big Show grabs him around the throat, he throws him hard into the corner. Zack Ryder hits the corner, Big Show hits a few jabs into the gut, and then he grabs Zack Ryder. He throws him in the air, and he crashes hard into the mat with a hard hip toss, he bounces up to his feet. The Big Show whips Zack Ryder to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. Zack Ryder gets picked up by the Big Show, and he drops him with a side walk slam. The Big Show goes into the cover on Zack Ryder. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………….2……KICK OUT by Zack Ryder. The Big Show stands over Zack Ryder, he yells down at Zack. Big Show hits a few stomps on the downed Zack Ryder.]

JR-We knew it was a matter of time before the Big Show’s power allowed him to take control of this match.

King-I’m sure Ryder was hoping it wouldn’t.

[Ryder gets picked up by the Big Show. Ryder counters with a drop kick to the leg that stumbles the Big Show. Ryder backs up, and he goes for the Rough Ryder. The Big Show rakes the eyes. Ryder stumbles backwards blinded, and he falls out of the ring. He falls out of the ring. Big Show goes out of the ring, and he sets up Zack Ryder, and he haurls him through the air, he smacks down hard on the mat around ring side. The ref is counting, but Big Show seems like he doesn’t care as he has this match in control, and nothing can go wrong for him at this point. He picks up Zack Ryder, and he holds him up in the air, and he drops him with a military press slam once again on the mat around ring side. Show realizes that the count is getting close to 10, but he has enough time to do one more move. He picks up Zack Ryder over his shoulder. He runs to the ring post. Zack Ryder out of desperation (and revenge for what brought him to this situation.) rakes the eyes of the Big Show as he had done earlier. Zack Ryder pushes the Big Show hard into the ring post. Big Show hits the ring post shoulder first. Zack Ryder rolls into the ring, and the ref counts to 10. He calls for the bell, and awards the match to Ryder via count out!]

JR-Big Show didn’t account for Zack Ryder giving him a taste of his own medicine.

King-It’s the code of Adrian Peterson….as long as you get your revenge, you can do anything you want.

("The Best It's Gonna Get" by Celldweller hits as Johnny Osbourne makes his way to the ring. )

Announcer: And his opponent. He stands 5’3” and weighs 185lbs. “Little” JOHNNY OSBOURNE!

JR-Since coming to the EMF Johnny Osbourne has taken a few loses, I’m sure he’s hoping that he can get his EMF career on the right track.

King-A few of his matches have been multi-man matches, so maybe the fact this is one on one it might make a difference.

Kris Gaffney-Guess we will see.

Lights dim and flash blue as "Black Sails"- Black McCreary blasts. Smoke begins to shoot from the ramp as "The One" Austin Joseph walks out from the back.

"Making his way to the ring. Hailing from Florence Oregon. He's weighing in at 245 pounds and he stands at 6'5" He is THE ONE!

He throws his arms in the air as fireworks blast from the stage and begins his descend to the ring. He leaps up onto the ring apron, then he leaps over the top rope doing a flip and rolling so he sits with his legs crossed in the center of the ring. He looks side to side, then slides himself to his corner and puts both hands on the middle rope remaining seated. Staring, waiting for the match to begin.

JR-This new comer is talented, no doubt about it.

King-Both of these wrestlers are going to want to get on the right foot.

Kris Gaffney-Only one can win.

King-Luckily one is called “the one”.

Kris Gaffney-Let’s just hope Billy Gunn doesn’t make a come back.

[Johnny Osbourne waits for the bell, the bell rings, and he runs towards “the One” Austin Joseph seemly trying to catch him off guard. However it does not succeed as “The One” is able to think quickly, and drop Johnny Osbourne face first into the mat. After hitting the mat face first, Johnny Osbourne tries to get up to his feet. But he taken down with a double leg take down, and he hits a few fists on the downed Johnny Osbourne, he picks him up to his feet, and he tries to whip him to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Johnny Osbourne, “the One” Austin Joseph bounces off of the ropes. Johnny Osbourne goes for a clothesline. He is able to duck under, he hooks him, and he hits a release german suplex that sends him flying backwards. He crashes down on the mat. He slowly gets up to his feet, and he kicks him in the gut that doubles him over, he hooks him with a vertical suplex position. He lifts him up, he drops him with a vertical suplex. Johnny Osbourne bounces up after being hit with the vertical suplex. He stumbles into the corner. He gets up to his feet. Austin Joseph hits a flying forearm shot to the face in the corner. Austin Joseph backs up, and he waits on Johnny Osbourne to stumble towards him, he kicks him in the gut, and he plants him down on the mat with a impaler DDT. Austin Joseph pushes Johnny OSbourne on to his back, he goes into the cover on Johnny Osbourne the ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2….Johnny Osbourne puts his foot on the ropes. The ref stops the count. “the One” Austin Joseph looks towards the ref annoyed, but he continues his assault on Johnny Osbourne as he puts him into a seated chin lock.]

JR-Almost three there.

King-Edge would have won there.

Kris Gaffney-No he wouldn’t…

[Johnny Osbourne slowly rises up to his feet, but Austin Joseph throws him down to the mat. Austin Joseph goes into the corner, he pulls himself up to the second rope. It’s countered by Johnny Osbourne who hits a few arm shot to the gut that stuns Austin Joseph. He throws him, and he crashes down on the mat. Johnny Osbourne waits for Austin Joseph to get up to his feet. He kicks him in the gut, he hooks him, and he drops him with a piledriver.]

King-It’s over!!

Kris Gaffney-No it’s not.

King-It’s not like you hit that move. Anyone else would clearly be done for.

Kris Gaffney-How many times did you end a match with that move from the 90’s, and beyond?

King-……….

[Johnny Osbourne picks up Austin Joseph, and he puts him over his shoulder, but Austin Joseph struggles, and he lands behind him. He connects with a corkscrew kick to the back of the head. Johnny Osbourne goes down to his knee. Austin Joseph takes a few moments to rest up. He see’s Johnny dazed getting up to his feet, he rusn to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, and he connects with his version of a spear known as the One and Only. Austin Joseph goes into the cover on Johnny Osbourne. The ref counts 1………..2……..3!!]

JR-Johnny Osbourne left an opening, and Austin Joseph took advantage to gain the victory.

(“Game On” blasts on the PA system. Tony Ikeda walks out on the stage, and he continues down to the ring.)

JR: Tony Ikeda is going to have his hands full in this bout tonight.

King: Don’t know if he will be able to get the win tonight.

KG: Tony has been doing this for eons, if anyone can pull of an upset it’s him.

(Arena lights go black as Lux Aeterna (Tenebrosi Stellata Version) "Eternal Light Dark Star" hits and Wretched walks out holding a candle.) Her Dark Star hails from The Danvers State Lunatic Asylum, Salem Massachusetts and at Six Foot Eleven inches tall – at Four Hundred and Twenty Pounds he is… THE WRETCHED NOBODY!

(Nobody blows the candle out and the arena lights rise again. He slithers under the bottom rope and slides back sitting in the corner. Nobody reaches for the top rope and pulls himself back to his feet. He rolls his neck and glares hard at the floor as he rocks side to side in his corner – gently tapping together the tips of his fingers seeming intent on hearing the sweet release of the bell ringing.)

JR: This creature is one scary S.O.B.

KG: I like him, I think he likes fruit.

King: I think I like Grace, she seems freaky.

(Wretched in his corner staring a hole through Tony, motionless. Ikeda with a look of no fear in his eye’s ready to go in his corner pacing back and forth. Grace touches Wretched’s arm and then slides out of the ring.)

DING! DING! DING!

(Ikeda walks up to Wretched, showing no fear Ikeda gets face to face with him in the center of the ring. Ikeda smirks as Wretched pushes Ikeda away and then throws a kick to the knee of wretched which causes Wretched to fall to one knee and then Ikeda throws a hard knee to the face of Wretched which knocks him into the turnbuckle. Ikeda circles around and then charges at Wretched, Ikeda dives, but Wretched quickly moves out of the way and Ikeda smashes his shoulder hard into the ring post and flops to the outside of the ring. Wretched rolls out from under the ring and grabs Ikeda by the throat and manages to pick Ikeda up, swing him around and throw Ikeda up into the air through the middle ropes back into the ring. Wretched then reaches for a table on the outside of the ring and slides it in. Wretched then begins to climb back onto the ring apron, Ikeda runs at him and Ikeda smashes his elbow into the face of Wretched which knocks him off of the ring apron back to the ground, but he lands on his feet. As he circles around, Ikeda rushes to the opposite side of the ring, bounces off of the ropes and on the return he manages to leap up over the top rope and smash his shoulder into the face of Wretched which causes them both to crash down, Wretched head bouncing off of the barricade.)

JR: BAH GAWD! A man that size should not be able to jump that high!

KG: The Melon God’s gave him wings and to think, Tony doesn’t like Walter. Such a shame, could you imagine Ikeda working with the Melon Club? They could do some damage.

King: Wretched Nobody can do some damage, on his own.

(Ikeda back to his feet first, Wretched pulling himself up, Tony rushes at him and smashes his knee into Wretched’s face which causes Wretched face to smash hard into the barricade. Ikeda reaches down, grabs wretched by the head, wrapping up Wretched’s ring gear Ikeda spins around and sends Wretched shoulder first into the ring post. Wretched still on his feet, Ikeda rushes forward, leaps up wrapping Wretched by the back of the head and hits him with a bulldog. Ikeda sets a table up on the outside, slaps the top, but as he turns around he is met with a big kick to the gut which curls him over and then Wretched hits Ikeda with an uppercut which sends Ikeda stumbling over the table eh just set up and then falling to the ground. Wretched slowly stalks Ikeda as Ikeda attempts to get back to his feet. Once Wretched is close enough, Ikeda springs up throwing a hard right to the gut of Wretched, which seemingly has no major effect on him. Then, Ikeda reaches out, grabs Wretched by the head with both hands and lunges forward, jumping and smashing his forehead into the bridge of Wretched’s nose and he causes Wretched to stumble back a little as blood begins to flow out from the nostrils.)

JR: We haven’t seen anybody take it to Wretched Nobody like this before.

King: See, he is human, he bleeds!

KG: Just wait until Wretched Nobody gets his hands on Tony.

(Tony Ikeda runs forward, he leaps up smashing his knee into the gut of Wretched. Then Ikeda wraps up one of Wretched’s arms, spins around grabbing Wretched’s other arm and attempts a FULL NELSON DRAGON SUPLEX! But, Wretched lunges himself backwards smashing Ikeda’s back hard into the barricade. Wretched turns around, springs himself forward hitting Ikeda with a clothesline which sends him flying backwards flipping over the barricade into the crowd. Wretched walks over, reaches over the barricade grabbing Ikeda by the head and once he lifts Ikeda to his feet Wretched hooks Ikeda’s head, lifts him up in a standing suplex and walks out, Wretched jumps up in the air as he falls backwards sending Ikeda smashing hard straight into the ramp. Wretched back to his feet, grabs Ikeda by the leg and drags him towards the ring. Wretched lifts Ikeda to his feet, wrapping both hands around the neck of Ikeda Wretched spins around throwing Ikeda into the air and causing him to smash back first into the steel steps that fall apart upon impact. Wretched walks over, he lifts Ikeda to his feet, Wretched pulls Ikeda in and lifts him up in a military press and then tosses Ikeda hard back first right into the ring post and Ikeda crachses down to the ground hard. Wretched lift Ikeda up, throws him into the barricade, Wretched circles around and runs towards Ikeda diving and spearing Ikeda which causes the barricade to explode as both men fall to the cement floor.)

JR: BAH GAWD! Wretched Nobody’s strength is unimaginable!

King: I don’t think even CaRnAgE in his prime was this powerful.

KG: The Melon God’s are good to Wretched, he should be nicer to the Melon Club!

(Wretched back to his feet, blood still dripping from his face. He lifts Ikeda up and walks him to the ring. Ikeda throws an elbow to Wretched, Ikeda comes up and throws a hook to the face of Wretched and then Ikeda steps back, lunges forward attempting a clothesline, but Wretched ducks down, lifts Ikeda up in the air and smashes him hard into the ground with a spine buster. Wretched grabs Ikeda slides him into the ring and then climbs into the ring himself. Wretched walks over to the table that was thrown in earlier and sets it up against the turnbuckle. Wretched walks to Ikeda and drags him to the table, Wretched lays Ikeda against the table. Wretched backs up, runs at Ikeda and connects with a vicious TREPHINATION! Which causes Ikeda’s head to smash right through the table.)

DING! DING! DING!

Announcer: And here is your winner, THE WRETCHED NOBODY!

JR: Wow! What a vicious creature we have here in the Extreme Measures Federation. What he has been doing to his opponents, the EMF roster better take notice.

KG: Walter Melon will put him in his place.

King: Hopefully with MELONIA!

(Right as Grace slides into the ring and Wretched standing over Tony Ikeda, “The Duck Song” blasts and Wretched, with grace turn to face the entrance. From the back steps Jack Heyman who has a bandage over his head and a microphone in hand and beside him is the Extreme Champion, Walter Melon with a watermelon he is eating and extreme championship around his waste. The music begins to die as Jack Heyman is clapping, with a smile on Walter’s face as he enjoys his melon. Jack pulls he mic up.)

JHeyman: Wow! Congratulations Mr. Nobody. You did what my client has been doing since the Melon Club arrived here and that’s beat Mr. Ikeda. First, you attacked me, and now you beat Tony Ikeda. Now, if that doesn’t scream “I DESERVE A TITLE SHOT” then I don’t know what does. We heard you, you want a shot at gold. You want a shot at my client for his Extreme Championship title in a Hell In A Cell Last Man Standing match. I will say this, you need to do a lot more to earn yourself this title shot Mr. Nobody. Walter already kicked your ass and retained his championship at A Cold Day In Hell! So, to answer that question, HELL NNN…

(Before he is able to finish Walter reaches out putting his hand over the mic. As Jack Heyman looks at Walter, Walter shakes his head, hands Jack the last bit of melon and takes the mic from him. As he speaks, he begins to walk down the ramp.)

WMelon: You’ve got some people here scared Nobody. Some of the roster in the back, I’ve heard the chatter, Wretched Nobody is a monster. You’ve scared poor ol’ Jack Heyman as well. One person you haven’t scared, is me. I’ve already shown that you can be beaten and I will gladly do it all over again. You want to face me again in a last man standing hell in a cell match for my championship?

(Walter walks the steps standing on the ring apron.)

WMelon: I accept!

(Right after he says those final words, from behind Kenny Omegrape, Shinsuke Nakamango, and Apple Juice Styles all slide into the ring, right as Wretched turns around he is met with a kick from Nakamango and a knee to the gut from AJ styles, then jumping into the air Kenny Omegrape smashes Wretched in the face with his IC title, dropping him to the ground. The three Melon Club Members hold Wretched down as Walter climbs the turnbuckle and leaps off connecting with a double footstomp known as FRUIT SMASH! The Melon Club stare down Wretched as the leave the ring. As they are walking up the ramp, Wretched quickly sits up and climbs back to his feet. Jack Heyman’s jaw drops open, but Walter smiles as he holds up his Extreme Championship. Wretched Nobody staring a hole through them and The Melon Club continue to the back as Shockwave cuts to commercial.)

(“The Duck Song” blasts on the PA system. Kenny Omegrape wlks out on the stage. He waits for the crowd to throw grapes at him, Kenny instead gets pegged by them from behind from the entrance way.)

JR-Where did those grapes come from?

Kris Gaffney-Melon gods….

King-Melon gods!

(“Down with the sickness” blasts on the PA system. Angelus Archer walks out on the stage, he stares down Kenny as he walks down to the ring.)

JR-The fun, and games are over.

King-You think Angelus might try a fun and games attitude one time?

Kris Gaffney-Somewhere Vince McMahon is vising him doing a dance gimmick.

[Angelus Archer and Kenny Omegrape stand in the middle of the ring, the bell rings, and Angelus Archer hits a knee lift into the gut that doubles over Kenny Omegrape. He whips him to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. Angelus Archer gets hit with a kick to the face that stuns Angelus Archer. Kenny Omegrape hits a diving clothesline that knocks down Angelus Archer. Kenny Omegrape gets up, and he waits for Angelus Archer. Angelus is up, but he is able to push Kenny away, Angelus Archer runs towards Kenny Omegrape who is now in the corner. Kenny Omegrape counters with a back elbow that stuns Angelus Archer. Kenny Omegrape climbs up to the second turnbuckle, and he measures up on Angelus Archer, he jumps off, and he connects with a flying back elbow that puts down Angelus Archer. Kenny Omegrape decides that he’s not quite ready to go for the pin, he picks up Angelus Archer, he lifts him up, and drops him with a scoop slam driver. Kenny Omegrape hooks the leg of Angelus Archer. The ref counts 1…….2…KICK OUT by Angelus Archer!! Kenny Omegrape takes a few moments to think of what he’s going to do next, he picks up the leg of Kenny Omegrape, he hooks him, and drops him with a spinning leg breaker. Angelus Archer rolls around in pain, and he rolls under the ropes. Angelus Archer climbs up to his feet with the help of the ropes. Angelus Archer is up to his feet. Kenny Omegrape meets him with a few fists to the face that stuns him, and he hooks him with a vertical suplex position, he lifts him up, and he drops him with a vertical suplex back into the ring.]

JR-Kenny Omegrape has pressed the advantage he got early in this match.

King-There is only one reason this could be happening!!

Kris Gaffney-Melon gods…

King-Always Melon gods!!

[Angelus Archer gets picked up by Kenny OMegrape. Angelus Archer counters with a reverse jaw breaker. Kenny Omegrape stumbles backwards. Angelus Archer sets up Kenny Omegrape, and he hits a t-bone suplex crashes down on the mat. Angelus Archer takes a few moments to rest up. He see’s that Kenny Omegrape getting up to his feet. Angelus Archer hits a few forearm shots to the face that knocks Kenny Omegrape backwards, and Angelus Archer attempts to whip Kenny OMegrape to the ropes, and does. Kenny bounces off of the ropes, Angelus Archer connects with a spinning heel kick that puts down Kenny Omegrape.]

JR-Kenny Omegrape gets put down with the spinning heel kick.

King-His is probably closer to how Angelus thought things were going to go.

[Angelus Archer picks up Kenny Omegrape, he hooks him for the Slain, he goes for the Slain, but Kenny Omegrape as he is passing over Angelus head hooks his head with his leg, and does a sort of a victory role pinning combination on Angelus Archer. The ref counts 1……..2………3!!]

JR-What just happened?!

King-Not sure I’ve seen someone counter the Slain like that.

Kris Gaffney-If it’s used a lot…then Ryder and Angelus can form a tag team.

King-Call the team Itchy and Scratchy…one tries to mane the other, while the other one tries to survive.

("Ultimate Countdown" blasts on the PA system. Daniel Bryan walks out on the stage. He does his "Yes" taunt down to the ring. He steps inside of the ring.)

Announcer: introducing first, fighting out of Aberdeen, Washington, USA. He stands 5’10” weighing in at 192 pounds. He is, DANIEL BRYAN!

JR: Daniel Bryan finds himself in a very tough match up this week up against Logan Riley.

KG: NO! NO! NO!

King: Daniel Bryan is supposed to be the underdog who triumphs. Can’t see him doing that tonight, not against Logy-Bear.

(“Fantastic Baby” by Big Bang blasts over the EMF loud speakers. First out from the back is Wade Wilson. He has both TV champion and one half of the tag team champions both strapped over one another as he skips out with palm palms in his hand and a white T-shirt with NO! NO! NO! drawn onto it in red paint. He has a mic strapped over his ear that comes around to his mouth.)

Wade: OHH YOU DIDN’T KNOW? YOUR ASS BETTER CALL SOMEBODYYYYYYYY!

(Wade Wilson begins shaking the palm palm’s as Logan Riley steps out from the curtain’s, he taps his shoulder there is nothing due to Apple Juice stealing his half of the tag belt. He looks at Wade and shakes his head, but can’t help but laugh. He stops atop of the ramp and holds his fist in the air before he begins his walk to the ring.)

Wade: It’s me, it’s me, the M-E-R-C. Rolling once again with that R-I-L-E-Y!

(Wade run’s and slides into the ring, Logan Riley walks up the steps, steps over the top rope and climbs the turnbuckle holding his fist once again in the air. Wade rubs the palm palms over his belts and begins humping the air. Wade runs and jumps onto the turnbuckle throwing his hands in the air yelling NO! NO! NO!)

Jr: As odd as these two are, inside of the ring they are a couple of the best superstars in the entire world.

KG: Logan Riley has a mean side, Daniel Brian doesn’t and that’s why Daniel will lose.

King: I think Wade’s cheerleading outfit was much better. But, I do support the NO! movement.

Wade: WHAT’s UP NEW ORLEANS, LOUISIANA! WE ABOUT TO KICK THAT SHITTY! Now, let’s see if we can make some noise up in this!.... Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages. Off Constantly proudly brings to you, it’s EMF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WOOOOORLD! THE MERC WITH A MOUTH, WADE WILSON. THE BAD ASS LOGAN RILEY, OFF CONSTANTLY! And the one representing us in this match, standing 5’10”, weighing 255 of pure adorableness. He is one half tag team champion, none other than the Bad Ass himself, LOGAN RILEY!

DING! DING! DING!

(As the match begins, Riley and Wade smash forearms as Wade slides out of the ring. Riley and Bryan circle eachother center of the ring. Once close enough, Bryan throws a kick to the leg of Riley and then Riley throws a hard punch that Bryan ducks, rolls and latches onto Riley’s leg bringing Riley to the ground locking on a very tight kneebar. Bryan pulling tight as Riley begins to feel the pain, attempting to roll, but Bryan rolls with. After holding for some time, Riley still able to roll and grab ahold of the rope forcing Bryan to let go. Riley pulls himself out of the ring and grabs at his knee. As Riley tries to walk of the pain in the knee the ref begins his count.)

Ref: ONE!

(Right as Riley turns around, Bryan comes flying over the top rope with a suicide dive, but Riley was able to hook his arm and throw him into the barricade, back first which causes Bryan to smash into it and then hard into the ground and causes Riley to stumble, falling and catching himself on the barricade. Riley shakes his knee, and begins to walk towards the downed Bryan.)

Ref: ONE!

Jr: BAH GAWD! How in the hell was Riley able to catch him with in the air with that knee injury?

KG: My guess would be the Melon God’s helped him.

King: I wish Paige had come out with Wade, that would make Riley better.

(Riley goes to stomp on the downed Bryan, but Bryan is able to catch the leg, push it and then kick the knee, dropping Riley down to one knee and then Riley spins on the ground and kicks Riley right in the chin. Bryan uses the Barricade to pull himself to his feet, grabbing at his back he sees Riley pushing himself back to his feet and grabbing at his jaw. Bryan lunges forward and throws his knee hard into Riley’s face.) Ref: TWO!

(Bryan circles around Riley, grabs Riley’s leg that he attacked earlier on, Bryan lifts it up and then slams it down. Riley then grabs the leg, lifts it up and drops down with an elbow right to the knee.)

Ref: THREE!

(Bryan grabs Riley’s head and lifts him to his feet, but before he is completely up Riley runs forward smashing Bryan’s back into the ring, then Riley lifts Bryan up, spins and smashes Bryan down with a vicious spine buster and then Riley stumbles on his knee and falls to one knee.)

Ref: FOUR!

JR: Smart of Daniel Bryan to attack that knee of Logan, but this isn’t going to be an easy for him.

King: Let’s go Logy-Bear!

KG: Let’s just hope the Melon God’s help Logan end this Yes movement.

(Riley pushes himself up, jumps forward and gives Bryan a vicious soccer kick to the ribs which causes Bryan to roll to his back, again Riley stumbles to his one leg.)

Ref: FIVE!

(Riley gets up, walks to Bryan and lifts him to his feet, Riley grabs the back of Bryan’s head, throws a hard punch to Bryan’s gut, hooks his head and drops back with a DDT smashing Bryan’s face right into the ground.)

Ref: SIX!

(Riley punches his leg, right near the knee area and then pushes himself to his feet. He shakes out his legs, lifts Bryan to his feet and walks him towards the ring.)

Ref: SEVEN!

(Riley slides Bryan into the ring, and then climbs in himself. Riley walks over, grabs Bryan, but before Riley can lift Bryan up, Bryan hooks up Riley’s head and legs and rolls him up for a pin.)

Ref: ONE!... TWO!... (KICKOUT!)

Jr: Daniel Bryan fighting with all he has, showing he has what it takes to hang with the World Champion!

KG: Thanks to the Melon Gods!

King: NO! NO! NO! WHERE IS PAIGE! NO! NO! NO! WHERE IS MELONIA! NO! NO! NO! BRING ME SOME BEAUTIFUL WOMEN!

(Both men able to get back to their feet, Riley grabs ahold of Bryan and throws him hard into the ropes and on the return, before Riley can do anything, Bryan jumps low throwing a dropkick to the leg of Riley causing Riley to fall to the ground. Bryan circles the back of Riley and attempts to lock in the LEBELL LOCK! But Riley able to hook Bryan’s leg, and hook Bryan’s head, deadlift Bryan into the air and jumping up, dropping him with a vicious Samoan drop. Riley gets back to his feet, walks over to the turnbuckle and slowly begins to climb up top. Right as Riley gets to the top rope and turns to face Bryan, Bryan gets back to his feet, rushes towards Riley, leaps up on top, jumps up wrapping his legs around the head of Riley and falls back sending Riley flying with a hurricanrana. Bryan walking towards the downed Riley as Riley is pushing himself to his feet. On his knees Bryan begins to kick Riley in the chest and with each kick the crowd yells YES! Once, twice, three, four, five, six, Bryan steps back and attempts to throw one more hard kick to finish, but Riley ducks and as Bryan spins around, Riley springs up, hooks around Bryan’s arms and connects with a hard full nelson slam on Bryan. Riley runs towards the ropes, bounces off and on the return leaps up and comes down driving his elbow right to the chest of the downed Bryan and Riley hooks his leg.)

Ref: ONE!... TWO!... (KICKOUT!)

Jr: Daniel Bryan is one tough S.O.B.!

KG: NO! NO! NO!

King: Logan Riley is going to break Daniel Bryan.

(Riley stands up, he reaches down to grab ahold of Bryan, but Bryan latches onto Riley’s arm and pulls him in locking in a tight armbar. Riley grabbing at his arm, the ref checking on him, but refusing to tap Riley rolls, pushes up to his knees and stacks Bryan. Riley manages to use the armbar to lift Bryan in a powerbomb position and run forward, then slam him with a bucklebomb and as he bounces off Riley connects with a European uppercut finishing BROADWAY! Bryan drops to the ground hard and Riley looks at the downed Bryan. Instead of going for the cover, Riley decides to climb the turnbuckle. Once he gets on top he stands straight up, leaps off attempting a frog splash, but Bryan is able to roll out of the way and Riley crashes hard, belly first into the mat.)

Jr: A man of Logan Riley’s size should not be making high risk maneuvers, he would have killed Daniel if he connected with that!

KG: Only if the Melon God’s wanted him dead!

King: Riley has been in control, but not able to find a way to get the win. I just want this Yes movement to be over with!

(Both men slowly climbing to their feet, Riley swings at Bryan, Bryan ducks, rushes forward attempting to drive Riley back into the corner, but unable to move him much, Riley hooks Bryan and spins tossing him hard into the turnbuckle. Riley rushes at Bryan, but Bryan throws his leg up and Riley runs face first into Bryan’s boot. Bryan hooks Riley’s arm and spins him into the turnbuckle. Bryan rushes opposite of Riley bouncing off of the turnbuckle and sprints back at Riley connecting with a missile dropkick and Bryan stands up and repeats three more times which causes Riley to fall to the mat. Bryan climbs the top turnbuckle, once Riley gets back to his feet Bryan leaps off connecting with a flying missile dropkick to Riley and Bryan circles around pinning Riley.)

Ref: ONE!... TWO!... THHH(KICKOUT!)

Jr: Bah Gawd! What resiliency shown by both of these competitors!

KG: The Melon Gods are really giving these fans a great match!

King: Would be even better with Paige out here!

(Without getting up, Bryan circles around and attempts to lock in the LEBELL LOCK! But, Riley able to circle back to his feet and before Bryan can stand up, Riley shoots up and throws Bryan into the ropes, on the return Riley connects with THE FINAL ACT! And quickly goes for the cover.)

Ref: ONE!... TWO!... THREE!

DING! DING! DING!

Announcer: Here is your winner, LOGAN RILEY!

(Logan Riley stands up, Wade slides into the ring, rips off his shirt and jumps onto the turnbuckle throwing his hands in the air. Wade jumps down, he and Riley smash forearms and Riley continues to celebrate as “Fantastic Baby” blasts and Shockwave goes off air.)