EMF: Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, and then we go into the Saturday Shockwave video.)

(Once it ends, the lights are turn off in the arena as pyrotechnics blasts on the stage. The lights turn on as they end, and waves their signs, and scream. Some signs say “Chad killed my carpet”, “Godwin tried to sell me his title…it wasn’t worth it”, and “Way to piss off Mickey, Rocky!”)

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross. Along side Jerry “the King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney.

King-And we have quite a show for you tonight headlined by the return of Chad Vargas!

Kris Gaffney-Yeah, but it’s going to be a easy return match, as Chad must face CM Punk, you never know what Scott Tazte might have up his sleeve for him.

(“If You Smell” blasts on the PA system as the Rock walks to the ring, he steps inside of the cage, and does his usual poses.)

JR-The Rock has a chance here to take out the frustrations of today on a foe that he has yet to finish off.

King-That is assuming he can.

Kris Gaffney-Well, it’s not like Godwin has gotten a win over the Rock either, we just have never had a clean winner as of yet.

(“Dirty Window” blasts on the PA system as Dan Godwin walks to the ring with his old world championship belt.)

JR-Godwin has become very…unbalanced.

King-I’m expecting him, and Cena to argue who the tag team champions are.

Kris Gaffney-Indeed.

[The Rock and Dan Godwin face off in the middle of the ring, and then they pace around the ring, and then The Rock throws a fist to the face, but it’s ducked under by Dan Godwin. Dan Godwin waits for the Rock to turn around, and then he goes for a knife edge chop to the chest, but the Rock counters grabs Dan Godwin’s hand, and then he grabs his arm, and then he hits a arm drag take down that sends him flying on the mat. Dan Godwin gets up to his feet, and the Rock hits a running clothesline that knocks down on the mat. The Rock stumbles up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, the Rock hits a few fists to the face. Dan Godwin backs up to the ropes, and then he tries to whip him to the ropes, and then Dan Godwin bounces off of the ropes, and the Rock lowers his head, and Dan Godwin hits a kick to the face. The Rock stumbles backwards, and Dan Godwin charges at the Rock. The Rock is able to move out of the way, and then he grabs what is left of Dan Godwin’s hair, and throws him to the side of the cage. Dan Godwin bounces back, and he falls right into the waiting Rock, who sets up Dan Godwin, and he hits a belly to back suplex that connects on Dan Godwin. Dan Godwin is down on the mat, and the Rock gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, he starts hitting a few of his trademark stomps. Finally the ref makes the Rock back off as Dan Godwin gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Dan Godwin goes for a fist to the face, and the Rock is able to block it. He hits a few fists to the face, and then Dan Godwin backs up to the corner. The Rock hits a few fists to the face of Dan Godwin, and then he stops, spits on his fist, and he hits an extra strong punch to the face, which would probably send Godwin out of the ring, but the cage is there, so he comes back on his feet. Dan Godwin gets hit with a kick to the gut, and then he hits a DDT. The Rock goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1…………….2…………KICK OUT by Dan Godwin. The Rock questions the count, but then he goes, and he picks up Dan Godwin, and he tries to whip him to the ropes. And is successful in doing so, he bounces off of the ropes. He goes for a clothesline, but he ducks under, and he continues to the other side of the ring. He bounces off of the other side of the ring, and he hits a belly to belly over head throw that sends him flying, and crashing down on the mat. Dan Godwin is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. The Rock hits a dragon leg whip, and then he sets up for the Sharpshooter.]

JR-The Rock is going for the Sharpshooter.

King-Making Godwin tap would be big for the Rock.

Kris Gaffney-Well, the Rock hasn’t forgotten the past, that could help it.

[The Rock struggles to get the move on, but out of no where. Dan Godwin is able to kick the Rock off, the Rock goes into the corner, and then Dan Godwin gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. The Rock charges at Dan Godwin, Dan Godwin runs to the ropes, spring boards off, and then leaps off of the second rope, and hits a cross body block. Dan Godwin and the Rock are down on the mat, and the ref can’t really do his standing ten count as this isn’t a standard match. Anyways, the two start to make their way up to their feet. Once they get up to their feet, the Rock throws a fist, but it’s blocked by Dan Godwin, and he hits a few fists to the face, and then follows it up with a knife edge chop to the chest of the Rock. The Rock backs up, and then Dan Godwin whips him to the ropes. But it’s reversed, he bounces off of the ropes. He comes off of the ropes, and then he bounces off of the ropes. The Rock lowers his head, but it’s countered with a swinging neck breaker. The Rock is down on the mat, and Dan Godwin stays down on his knee, and he rests up. The Rock is slow to get up up to his feet, as he does get up to his feet. Dan Godwin hits an inverted atomic drop. He stumbles around in pain, Dan Godwin takes down the Rock with an double leg take down, he sets him up, and he hits a catapault that sends the Rock flying into the cage side. He bounces off, and the Rock stumbles right into the waiting Dan Godwin who sets him up, and he hits a northern lights suplex with a bridge. The ref counts the 1……………..2……………KICK OUT by the Rock!]

JR-Dan Godwin almost got the three.

King-But he might want to think of something else.

[Dan Godwin does just that, before he does, he picks up the Rock, he picks up , and hits a whiplash spinebuster. Dan Godwin gets up to his feet, and once he looks up to the cage side, and he starts to climb up to the top of the cage. But sudden he can’t go, the Rock has a hold of his leg, and is climbing, both wrestlers are on the top of the cage, and the Rock hits a few fists, and Godwin hits a few back. It looks like the Rock is gaining the advantage, but Godwin rakes his eyes, and smashes the Rock’s head on the top of the cage. Godwin starts to climb down, but the Rock grabs a hold of his head before he drops down, and the Rock is now on the cage wall on the outside with Godwin, the Rock, and Godwin throw fists to the face. It looks like the Rock is winning it, but suddenly Godwin falls before the Rock can drop down. But Godwin foot is stuck in the cage. He’s hanging upside down. The Rock drops down on the floor, and wins the match.]

JR-The Rock wins!

King-You got to wonder if that’s the win he wanted, but it has to feel good for now.

(“Feel the Power” blasts on the PA system as Eve walks to the ring in a robe, she throws it off, flexs, but she realizes it’s not impressive. She continues to sip a coffee mug labeled “coffee steroids”. She grabs a microphone.)

.::Eve::.-Last week, I was viciously, and maliciously attacked. Which included an illegal move, that I plan to have that move banned. But before that, I was able to graduate from Harvard Law School, how you ask? Well because I talked to Professor Nowinski, and he just had a degree laying around. Now we can settle out of court, but I’m going to want something in return, there is a diva GM opening, and I demand that I am given that job, or else.

(“Light it up” blasts on the PA system as AJ Lee skips down to the ring.)

JR-What is she doing here?

King-No idea.

Kris Gaffney-Wish I could be surprised, but for some reason I’m not.

[AJ Lee is in the ring, Eve Torres is yelling at her, and then she hits a slap to the face. Eve Torres tells AJ Lee off, and AJ Lee backs up, hits the ropes, and then hits a lou thez press, and AJ Lee hits fists after fists, finally the ref has to pull her off, and Eve Torres uses this chance to get up to her feet, and she throws a wild fist to the face of AJ Lee. AJ is able to duck under, and she hits a few forearm shots to the face, and then Eve backs up. AJ Lee tries to whip Eve to the ropes, and it’s reversed by Eve Torres. Eve Torres bounces off of the ropes, and as he comes off of the ropes Eve Torres goes for a knee lift into the gut, but AJ Lee is able to float over, and she takes down into a school boy almost, but she doesn’t go for the pin, instead she is able to put Eve Torres into a set up, and she hits a catapault that sends Eve Torres flying into the corner, and she uses the corner to get up to her feet. AJ Lee is able to close the gap between her, and Eve. As she does, AJ Lee hits a few kicks into the gut, and this makes Eve Torres sink down, and AJ Lee starts to choke Eve Torres, the ref counts to 4, and finally she lets go. She backs up, holding up her hands. Eve Torres gets up to her feet, and once she gets up to her feet. AJ Lee hits a forearm shot to the face. She then whips Eve Torres to the opposite side of the ring, or she would if she didn’t get reversed. AJ Lee crashes into the corner, and Eve is stunned, and can’t charge at her right away. But when she can, she does, she charges at Eve Torres, and she gets a boot to the face. Eve is stunned, AJ Lee pulls herself up to the second rope, and then she waits as Eve Torres stumbles towards her. AJ Lee hooks Eve, and then she hits a tornado DDT that plants Eve Torres right into the mat.]

JR-It seems like AJ has caught Eve off guard.

King-That’s not hard.

Kris Gaffney-Although considering she think she’s other people, you would think it would be hard figuring her out…so yeah.

[AJ Lee goes into the cover on Eve Torres, she goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1…………2…………KICK OUT by Eve Torres. AJ Lee waits for Eve Torres gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. She waits for Eve Torres to get up to her feet, AJ goes for a kick to the gut, but Eve catches it, and then Eve throws it down on the mat, and she hits a hard clothesline that knocks down AJ. AJ is down on the mat, and Eve is able to take a few moments to rest up, and once she gets up to her feet. She does, AJ Lee throws a fist to the face, Eve is able to block it, and she hits a hard fists to the face, and then this backs up AJ, but Eve isn’t able to hit another one, so AJ goes for another fist to the face. Eve is able to duck it. AJ turns around, and Eve hits a kick into the gut, measures up, and she hits a fist to the face that knocks down on the mat. AJ Lee gets up to her feet, and once she gets up to her feet. AJ Lee gets hit with a few forearm shots to the face that makes her back up, and then she tries to whip her to the ropes, but it’s reversed. Eve Torres bounces off of the ropes, and she bounces off of the ropes. AJ Lee lowers her head, and then it’s countered with a swinging neck breaker. Eve Torres takes a few moments to rest up, and once she is up to her feet, AJ Lee is also getting up to her feet. Eve Torres picks her up, and she hits a body slam on AJ Lee. Eve Torres taunts as she sets up, and she hits a standing moonsault. She goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1…………..2……….KICK OUT by AJ Lee.]

JR-Eve might be goofy, but she has been able to take control of this match.

King-That might not make Laura happy.

Kris Gaffney-Anyone goofy is going down!

[Eve waits for AJ Lee, but suddenly Natasha Jones comes down to ring side. Eve turns around, and then she yells a few things at Nat, Eve turns around and gets hit with AJ’s finisher! AJ goes into cover on Eve, and the ref counts the 1…………2………..3!]

JR-AJ beats Eve

[Natasha Jones slides into the ring, and she picks up Eve, she yanks back her hair, and she lets her fist drive down directly on Eve’s breast area. Eve goes down clutching at that area looking like there is something wrong as we go to commercial.]

(“Heretic Anthem” blasts on the PA system as Troy Gafgen walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring. “Degenerate’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Degenerate walks to the ring.)

JR-Troy Gafgen is the IC champion, but he seems to have his eye on the world title.

King-Well, even as a slightly lower champion, you should always keep your eye on the world title.

Kris Gaffney-Well, he has many people coming after him for the IC title, so for now he’ll have to keep his eye on the ball, and you got to believe his day will come.

(“The Fire Rises” blasts on the PA system as the Demon walks to the ring doing his usual fire entrances. “Close Your Eyes” blasts on the PA system as Christian walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-You would think this team is weird…but he’s been brood.

King-Yeah, those were the days, when Christian use to come up through fire, and now…suddenly…the fire rises…AGAIN.

Kris Gaffney-I’m sure he’d be annoyed to hear that.

[Troy Gafgen and the Demon pace around the ring, the two start to lock up. Then Troy Gafgen is able to push back the Demon, but The Demon is able to hit a knee lift to the gut that doubles over Troy Gafgen. The Demon tries to whip Troy Gafgen to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, he comes off of the ropes. The Demon lowers his head, and Troy Gafgen hits a kick to the face. Troy Gafgen watches as the Demon stumbles around, and he throws a wild fist to the face, he sets up the Demon, and he hits a belly to back suplex that connects on the Demon. The Demon crashes down on the mat, and as the Demon stumbles up to his feet, but he is going too slow for Troy’s tastes, so Troy Gafgen tries to pick up the Demon. But The Demon is able to react to this, and he throws his hands off of him, and then he hits a eye rake. Troy Gafgen falls to his knee blinded, and the Demon makes the tag to Christian. Christian goes to the top rope, and he waits for Troy Gafgen to get to where he wants him to, and he leaps in the air, but Troy Gafgen hits a big boot that takes Christian out of the air, and he crashes on the mat. Troy Gafgen takes his time to rest up, and once he gets up to his feet. Christian gets hit with a few fists to the face. Christian backs to the ropes, and Troy Gafgen whips him to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and Christian leaps in the air for a cross body block, but Troy Gafgen is able to catch this, and he puts him over his shoulder. But Christian is able to hit a fist to the face of Gafgen which actually stuns him. He runs to the ropes, and he bounces off, but Troy Gafgen catches him, and he hits belly to belly suplex that connects on Christian. Christian is pain, Troy Gafgen rolls away from Christian who rolls away from Troy. Christian goes into the corner, and then Troy Gafgen is able to close the gap between him, and Christian. Christian throws a weak punch. But it’s blocked, and Troy Gafgen hits a head butt that knocks Christian back. Troy Gafgen hits a few kicks into the gut. Troy Gafgen then puts his boot on the throat of Christian. The ref counts to 4, and then he lets go. He makes the tag to Degenerate, who comes into the ring, and then he sets up Christian from the corner, and he hits a hip toss out of the corner, and he waits as Christian gets up fairly quickly, and he hits a running clothesline that knocks down Christian. Degenerates waits as Christian gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Christian gets hit with a few knife edge chops to the chest. Degenerate tries to whip Christian to the ropes, but it’s reversed. Christian lowers his head, but it’s reversed with a swinging neck breaker on Christian. Degenerate goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope, he measures up. He leaps off of the top rope with a flying elbow drop.]

JR-Degenerate has picked up where Troy Gafgen left off.

King-This isn’t looking good for Christian.

Kris Gaffney-It never does…

[Degenerate goes into the cover on Christian, the ref counts the 1…………2………….the Demon comes into the ring, and he breaks up the count, and Degenerate looks annoyed as the Demon goes into the corner. The Demon is able to get to the corner. The Degenerate gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. He turns around, and then Degenerate blasts Christian with a super kick to the Demon. The Demon falls on the apron, Degenerate he turns around. Christian hits a spear on Degenerate. Both wrestlers are down on the mat, and the ref starts his standing ten count 1…………..2………..3………..4………5………6……both wrestlers start to get to their feet, and once they get to their feet. Degenerate throws a fist to the face, and Christian ducks under, and he runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes. He hits a flying forearm shot to the face that knocks him down on the mat. Degenerate gets up to his feet, and once he does Christian kicks him in the gut, and he sets up Degenerate, and plants him into the mat with an impaler DDT! Christian looks up as the Demon waits for the tag, and he makes the tag as Degenerate is getting up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. He’s knocked back down with a running clothesline. Degenerate gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Degenerate is slow to get up to his feet, and the Demon helps him up, and he this a few fists to the face, and then he tries to whip him to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, and Degenerate leaps in the air, and the Demon catches him. He holds Degenerate for a time, and he hits a fall away slam that sends Degenerate down to the mat. Degenerate falls into the corner, and the Demon gets up to his feet as Degenerate is in the corner, and he smashes him with a body avalanche. Degenerate stumbles out of the corner, and he picks him up, and he hits a side walk slam on Degenerate.]

JR-The TV champion might be closing in on a win here.

King-Well that would help him with everything he’s looking forward to in the future.

[The Demon gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. He measures up on the Degenerate, Degenerate gets up to his feet the Demon hits the House of Pain on Degenerate. The Demon goes into the cover, and then he gets the 1…………..2…………Troy Gafgen comes into the ring, and breaks up the count, the Demon gets up to his feet. And looks like he is going to do something else, but then he see’s something. Kevin Bourne is on the stage, the Demon is focused on Bourne, the two yell things down at each other, and the Demon tags in Christian who is questioning him, but he seems not to care. He’s going after Bourne, Christian whip this is going on gets brought in by Troy Gafgen. Christian gets up to his feet, Troy hits the Crack of Dawn on Christian, and Degenerate goes into the cover on Christian. The ref counts the 1…………2……3!]

JR-Degenerate and Troy win via the Demon getting distracted.

King-And doesn’t look it has ended.

(the Demon and Kevin Bourne start to brawl on the outside of the ring, and officials come to try to break it up, as we go to commercial, and then we come back.)

(“Hats off to the bull” blasts on the PA system as Chad Vargas walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-It’s great to see Chad Vargas again.

King-Says you..I’m still weeping for the loss of the carpet.

Kris Gaffney-Now he’ll go make a tribute video to the carpet…

(“Cult of Personality” blasts on the PA system as CM Punk walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-CM Punk is a dangerous competitor, I don’t think Chad Vargas should look past him.

King-Even when Chad was around here, he probably saw CM Punk beat Dan Godwin during his first reign.

Kris Gaffney-That, and he has an alliance with Scott Tazte, a man that Chad probably knows all too well.

[Chad Vargas and CM Punk stand on opposite sides of the ring, and Chad Vargas talks trash on CM Punk, and then CM Punk throws a fist to the face of Chad Vargas, Chad Vargas backs off, and then CM Punk tries to whip him to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Chad Vargas. CM Punk bounces off of the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes, Chad Vargas lowers his head, and then CM Punk counters by grabbing his hair, and he drives him down on the mat. Chad Vargas stumbles up to his feet, CM Punk hits a running clothesline that knocks down Chad Vargas. Chad Vargas gets up to his feet, and CM Punk hits a few forearm shots to the face that knocks back Chad Vargas. Chad Vargas is stunned, and then CM Punk whips him to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes, and CM Punk hits a leg lariat that takes down Chad Vargas. Once he is down on the mat, he dazed gets up with the help of the ropes, and he turns around as CM Punk charges at Chad Vargas, and then he hits a running clothesline that knocks him over the top rope, and he crashes on the mat around ring side. Chad Vargas looks up to the ring as CM Punk is ready to continue the attack, Chad Vargas tries to get back into the ring, and CM Punk hits a baseball slide that connects on Chad Vargas. Chad Vargas falls on the mat around ring side, and then CM Punk measures up as Chad is slowly getting up to his feet, and he runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes, and CM Punk leaps in the air, and he hits a suicide dive that connects on with it. Both wrestlers are down on the mat, and then he grabs Chad Vargas, and he tries to bring him to the ring steps, but Chad Vargas tried to get behind, and hit a belly to back suplex, but it’s countered by CM Punk who rolls out of the back, and then he throws Chad Vargas into the ring steps. He hits hard into the ring steps, and then CM Punk takes a few moments, and throws him into the ring. CM Punk takes a few moments to pumps up the crowd. Then he jumps on to the apron, and then Chad Vargas charges at CM Punk, but CM Punk hits a shoulder blocks into the gut that makes him back up to the middle of the ring. CM Punk measures up, and he sling shots himself up to the top rope, and then he hits a flying clothesline that knocks him down on the mat, and then Chad Vargas gets up in the corner on the other side of the ring. CM Punk charges at Chad Vargas, and hits a knee lift into the face of Chad Vargas. CM Punk turns around, hooks Chad Vargas, and he hits a bulldog headlock that takes down Chad Vargas on the mat.]

JR-CM Punk has shown so far why he’s no joke.

King-Well I doubt Chad really thought the things he said about Punk.

Kris Gaffney-This is the guy who beat Godwin to end his first reign, anyone who can do that is dangerous.

[ CM Punk goes into the cover on Chad Vargas, the ref counts the 1………..2……..KICK OUT by Chad Vargas. CM Punk gets up to his feet, and he calls for the GTS, Chad Vargas turns around, and then he stumbles right into the waiting CM Punk who picks him up, and he goes for the GTS. But Chad Vargas slides out of the back, and then CM Punk turns around, and Chad Vargas hits a DDT. Both wrestlers are down on the mat. The ref starts his standing ten count 1…………..2……..both wrestlers are starting to get to their feet ………..3………4……….5 finally both wrestlers get up to their feet, CM Punk throws a fist, but it’s blocked, and Chad Vargas hits a fist to the face. CM Punk stumbles back, but Vargas can’t follow up with another fist. So CM Punk throws a kick to the head. Chad Vargas ducks under, and then as he spins around, CM Punk gets taken down with a double leg take down by Chad Vargas. Vargas hits a catapault that sends CM Punk flying into the top rope, and he stumbles backwards, and Chad Vargas goes for the Stroke (I think that was his finisher’s name, sorry Ricki if I got it wrong). But CM Punk is able to hit a few elbows to the side of the head, which avoids Chad from hitting his finisher. CM Punk charges at Chad Vargas, but Chad counters with a one man flap jack that sends him down on the mat, and Chad Vargas waits for CM Punk who is slow to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet, Chad Vargas hits a kick to the gut that doubles him over, and then he hooks the leg, and he hits a fisherman suplex with a bridge. The ref counts the 1…………2……………..KICK OUT by CM Punk. Chad Vargas looks at the ref questioning the count, and then he takes a few moments to get over it, and then he says he’s going to finish this match.]

JR-Chad Vargas has looked on his game thus far.

King-Punk might be better served by staying down.

Kris Gaffney-They never do that…why even say it.

[CM Punk is up to his feet, and he stumbles right into the waiting Punk, who sets up, and he hits the Stroke on CM Punk. Chad is about to go into the cover, suddenly fire pyrotechnics blasts on the stage. Chad Vargas gets up to his feet, and is looking confused, he says something to the ref, but the ref doesn’t know what’s going on. He turns around, and tries to pick up CM Punk. But CM Punk answers with a small package out of no where, Chad struggles, but Punk holds on. The ref counts the 1…………..2………….3!]

JR-What the hell was that about?

King-I don’t know.

(CM Punk celebrates in the isle, as Chad Vargas paces around the ring, yelling at Punk as Shockwave goes off the air.)