EMF: Shockwave
	(The EMF logo flashes on the screen.) (We open to a darken arena as pyrotechnics rain down from the top of the arena. They hit with loud bangs. Finally the lights turn on as the fireworks end. The fans yell and wave their signs. The camera’s scan around the crowd getting a few shots before zooming out to display the location information. The camera gets one more shot as the commentators begin to speak over it.) JR-Welcome New Jersey. We are here live as the Extreme Measures Federation once again presents Saturday Shockwave. Hello and welcome I’m good ol’ JR Jim Ross. I’m joined by Jerry “the King” Lawler and Kris “KG” Gaffney. King-Tonight the team of Tony Ikeda and CM Punk will take on the tag team champions of Azar Vulcan and the Wretched Nobody. Kris Gaffney-Even though the belts aren’t on the line, there still will be a lot to prove between those two teams. JR-Let’s get started with our opening match of the night. (The lights all go black and Adam Cole Official Theme Song "All About Tha (BOOM!)") (plays through out the arena as there is a mixture of cheers and boos as Adam Cole comes walking out to the stage from the back. He walk with confidence as both of his arms are out wide. He stands to the center of the stage and puts his left arm down and points to himself with his right yelling to the fans. He looks out to his left and then his right. He squats down really low as he rocks side to side and then springs up with two fingers together on both hands in the sky as the fans all yell “ADAM COLE BAY BAY!” along with Adam Cole. He continues down the rampway in the direction to the ring. Once he gets ringside, he rolls into the ring, stands center of the ring and repeats; He squats down really low as he rocks side to side and then springs up with two fingers together on both hands in the sky as the fans all yell “ADAM COLE BAY BAY!” He then heads to the direction of his corner and squats down low, rocking side to side as he waits for the beginning of his match.) JR-This is Adam Cole’s first chance at gold. King-At least in a EMF ring. Kris Gaffney-He has wrestled all around the world. Ricky comes onto the ramp with a huge grin, accompanied by Miss Meadows and a pair of nameless showgirls. On occasion, he will toss commemorative casino chips into the crowd. Once arriving at the ring, Miss Meadows will instruct the showgirls to wait backstage. JR-This isn’t Ricky Vegas first chance though. King-He’ll see where the cards fall HaHa! Kris Gaffney-And other gambling references [Ricky Vegas and Adam Cole pace around the ring. Adam Cole goes for a super kick, but Ricky Vegas is able to duck it, and Adam Cole turns right towards a hard fist to the face of Adam Cole. Adam Cole gets up dazed. Adam Cole throws a wild fist to the face of Ricky Vegas. Ricky Vegas ducks under, and Adam Cole lifts him up, and he drops him with a belly to back suplex putting him down on the mat. Ricky Vegas hits a few stomps on the downed Adam Cole. The ref makes Ricky Vegas back up, but while he’s doing this Adam Cole attempts to take advantage of the situation, but Ricky Vegas is able to duck it. And he connects with a jab to the face (ONE!!) A jab to the face (TWO!!) Another jab to the face of Adam Cole (THREE!!) Another jab to the face (FOUR!!) Another jab to the face (FIVE!!) Another jab to the face, and Adam Cole is dazed and he gets hits with another jab to the face (SIX!!) Ricky Vegas backs up, and he connects with a hard fist to the face that puts down Adam Cole. Adam Cole is picked right back up by Ricky Vegas, and Ricky Vegas is able to go behind Adam Cole, and he hooks him with a german suplex, and he connects the german suplex with a bridge. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2…KICK OUT by Adam Cole. JR-Kick out by Adam Cole. King-Kick out bay bay. Kris Gaffney-indeed. [Adam Cole gets picked up by Ricky Vegas, and he attempts to go for a body slam. Adam Cole is able to struggle out to the back, and he falls behind Ricky Vegas. Adam Cole connects with a super kick on Ricky Vegas that puts down Ricky Vegas. Adam Cole fall backwards, and he takes a few moments to rest up as he has taken quite a few moves to this point. Ricky Vegas is however is able to recover, and he doesn’t look please. Ricky Vegas runs towards Adam Cole. Adam Cole connects with a hot shot that sends Ricky Vegas into the air. Ricky Vegas hits into the top rope, and Ricky Vegas turns around, he kicks him in the gut and he drops him with a one handed face buster. Ricky Vegas hits into the mat, and he falls a kneeling position Adam Cole connects with a snap DDT that puts down Ricky Vegas. Ricky Vegas goes down and it seems like he’s out of it Adam Cole goes into the cover on Ricky Vegas. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………………2……..KICK OUT by Ricky Vegas. Adam Cole yells in frustration. He slowly gets up to his feet Ricky Vegas soon follows. Adam Cole hits a few fists to the face that knocks back Ricky Vegas. Adam Cole tries to whip Vegas to the ropes, but it’s reversed. He bounces off of the ropes. Ricky Vegas lowers his head, and Adam Cole connects with a swinging neck breaker.] JR-Adam Cole with the swinging neck breaker. King- Ricky probably is making various gambling references right now. Kris Gaffney-As he should. [Adam Cole picks up Ricky Vegas to his feet, and he tries to lift him up. Ricky Vegas shifts his weight, and he is able to take him down with a double leg take down, and he puts him into the Black Jack. Adam Cole goes towards the corner, and he reaches the ropes, and he grabs it, Ricky Vegas pulls him off of the ropes, and Adam Cole rolls through. Ricky Vegas strikes the ring post. Ricky Vegas falls down into a kneeling position. Adam Cole connects with a Last shot on Ricky Vegas!! Ricky Vegas seems down for the count. Adam Cole goes into the cover on Ricky Vegas. The ref counts 1…………..2………….3!!] JR-Adam Cole gets the victory. King-Bay Bay? Rhea Ripley walks in silently to smoke in the dark with a candle. She slides into the ring.) JR-This is the debut match of Rhea Ripley. King-Let’s remind us of her before every Jeff Hardy match. Kris Gaffney-No idea what that is a reference to. (“Spitful” blasts on the PA system. Alexa Bliss walks out on the stage, and she steps inside of the ring.) JR-Alexa Bliss normally is in the BWO, but tonight she will be tasked to fight Ripley. King-It’s hard to know who has the advantage here. Kris Gaffney-If Scott Steiner cared about height, this is where he’d say “she’s SHORT!!” [Alexa Bliss and Rhea Ripley pace around the ring. Rhea Ripley is able to lock up with Alexa Bliss, and she pushes her backwards into the corner. Before the ref can get the count. Rhea hits a knee lift into the gut, and she brings her out of the corner, and she whips her to the ropes, and Alexa Bliss bounces off of the orpes. Rhea Ripley hits a back eblow to the face that knocks down Alexa Bliss. Alexa Bliss gets up to her feet, and she gets put down with a head butt that puts down ALexa Bliss. Rhea Ripley hits a few stomps on the downed. Alexa Bliss. Alexa Bliss gets up in the corner, Rhea Ripley measures up on Alexa Bliss who staggers into the corner, and Alexa Bliss gets hit with a running clothesline in the corner. Rhea allows Alexa Bliss to stagger out of the corner. Rhea goes to the outside of the ring, and she climbs up to the top rope, and she jumps off of the top rope, and she connects with a missile drop kick.] JR-Rhea Ripley has started out this match strong. King-We’ll see if she can continue. Kris Gaffney-Alexa isn’t someone you can take lightly. [Rhea Ripley goes into the cover on Alexa Bliss. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………….2………KICK OUT by Alexa. Rhea Ripley picks up Alexa, and she tries to put her on her shoulders, but Alexa gets out the back. Alexa drops her with a DDT. She turns around and she back flips into a double knee to the gut.] JR-Just like that the match turns on a dime. King-I knew that it was going to be like that. [Alexa measures up, and she runs to the ropes, but Rhea connects with a hard diving clothesline. Rhea lifts up ALexa, and drops her with the Rip tide. Rhea goes into the cover on Alexa. The ref counts 1…………..2………..3!!] JR-Rhea Ripley tonight gets her first victory in the EMF. Midnight Tiger makes his entrance amid a sea of neon lights, dressed in an ornate cape and costume as he makes his way down to the ring. JR-Midnight Tiger is coming off a big win. King-He did show his potential, but can he continue it tonight. Kris Gaffney-It only gets harder tonight. (From the back shirtless, jean shorts, work boots, and an American Flag cape on walks Mr. President “Jim Vice!” He stands at the top of the stage with a cold Mericaweiser in his hand. He cracks it open and quickly downs the cold brew and tosses the empty can into the stands and begins his aggressive walk down the ramp as the crowd begins to erupt in “MERICA, FUCK YEA!” chants.) JR-Jim Vice has already had experience going for a championship. King-Well, I’m certain he’s looking to get another shot. Kris Gaffney-Midnight Tiger showed more than we saw from him previous, I don’t think this is going to be easy. [Midnight Tiger and Jim Vice stand in the middle of the ring. Midnight Tiger tries to swing with a back elbow, but Jim Vice is able to duck under it, and he waits for Midnight Tiger to turn around, and once he has. Jim Vice kicks Midnight Tiger in the gut, and he goes for “For the USA”. Midnight Tiger is able to counter by pushing Jim Vice off. Jim Vice bounces off of the ropes, Jim Vice jumps in the air, and he connencts with a flying forearm shot to the face. This drops Midnight Tiger. Midnight Tiger gets up to his feet. Jim Vice hits a kick to the gut that doubles over Midnight Tiger. Jim Vice runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Jim Vice connects with a running knee to the face. Midnight Tiger staggers around, and he gets blasted with a super kick by Jim Vice. Midnight Tiger falls to the mat. Jim Vice goes into the cover on Midnight Tiger. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2……KICK OUT by Midnight Tiger. Jim Vice waits for Midnight Tiger to get up to his feet. Midnight Tiger gets up in the corner, and Jim Vice runs toward the corner, and he connects with a running drop kick on Midnight Tiger.] JR-Midnight Tiger has to figure a way to change the way this match is going. King-You got to wonder if there is anything he can do though. [Midnight Tiger staggers towards him, and he connects with a body slam. Jim Vice hits a body slam. Jim Vice goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope, and he jumps off for a Stars and Stripes, but Midnight Tiger moves out of the way. Jim Vice crashes into the mat. Jim Vice bounces up on his knee’s, and Midnight Tiger hits a snap DDT to the mat from that position. Midnight Tiger takes a few moments to rest up.] JR-Midnight Tiger is looking to rest up. Kris Gaffney-Does he have the time though? [Midnight Tiger goes to the outside of the ring, and he sling shots himself up to the top rope, and he jumps off of the top rope. Jim Vice ducks under. Midnight Tiger turns around into a kick, and he gets dropped with a For USA!! Jim Vice goes into the cover on Midnight Tiger. The ref counts 1…………..2……….3!!] JR-Jim Vice gets the victory. Kris Gaffney-Guess leaving his feet wasn’t the correct plan. (“The duck song” blasts on the PA system. Walter Melon walks out on the stage with Jack Heyman walking behind him. Walter Melon steps inside of the ring.) JR-Somehow I know this is a dream match of some. King-Well, who else is going to fight over a princess named after a fruit? Kris Gaffney-Suppose it was a match written in the stars. the music plays as a deep heavy fog rolls in and we hear the iconic Mario exiting the pipe noise as he appears rapping the lyrics to his entrance and making his way down the ramp rapping with the crowd as they join in. JR-Walter Melon might seem like the veteran in the EMF…but that’s only because he was in the EMF recently, Mario’s been in the EMF quite a few times. King-He just can’t get enough of the EMF. Kris Gaffney-Guess so. [Walter Melon and Mario pace around the ring. All of a Princess Peach is standing in the ring, she yells “PEACHY…I mean…WATERMELON!!” We realize it was Ashley Irvine all along dressed up in a new version of her Princess Peach dress, she throws down her wig, and runs out of the ring. Mario and Walter Melon throw fists to the face. Walter Melon is able to duck one of the fists. Walter Melon hooks Mario into a side head lock, and he puts the pressure on him. Walter Melon gets pushed back, and Walter Melon gets whipped off of the move. He bounces off of the ropes, and Walter Melon connects with a running shoulder block that puts down Mario. Mario hits the mat. He gets up to his feet, and he doesn’t look pleased, and he runs at Walter Melon. Walter Melon counters with a hip toss that sends Mario down on the mat. Mario is slow to get up to his feet, but Walter Melon connects with a boot to the face that makes Mario stagger backwards. Walter Melon waits for Mario to be where he wants him to. Walter Melon kicks him in the gut that doubles him over, and he hooks him into a piledriver position. Walter Melon lifts up Mario, and he drops him with a piledriver. Walter Melon hits a few stomps on the downed Mario trying to get him towards the fruit table, but Mario keeps himself away] JR-Mario still has a lot of fight in him. King-Maybe he was distracted into thinking that Peach was in another castle. Kris Gaffney-Probably. [Mario gets picked up, and body slammed. Walter Melon goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope, and he goes for the fruit smash splash. Mario counters with a knee to the gut. Walter Melon rolls around in pain, and he gets up in the corner. Mario connects with a running clothesline in the corner. Mario turns around and he puts Walter Melon into a head lock, and he connects with a running bulldog out of the corner.] JR-Mario is making a comeback. King-But can he do it pog form? Kris Gaffney-Always the question. [Mario picks up Walter Melon, and he lifts him up, but Walter slips behind Mario. Mario turns around, and he kicks him in the gut, and he plants him down on the mat with a DDT. Walter Melon goes up to the top rope. Walter Melon jumps off of the top rope, and he connects with a fruit smash splash. Walter Melon picks up Mario, and he dumps him over the top rope, and he crashes into fruit table on the outside, and he breaks it. The ref calls for the bell.] JR-Walter Melon gets the victory over Mario. King-One would wonder if this was just an excuse for Ashley to wear her Princess Peach outfit again. Kris Gaffney-Maybe it was… * "Big Pun, Cuban Link, Apathy, Beast 1333 - Toe To toe Remix [2020]" plays in the background, as Bestia, The Big Boricua, walks to the stage while being accompanied by Fidel Estrada. Fidel Estrada is equipped in a loose suit and fedora-like hat that is similar to "Armando Estrada". Bestia, on the other hand, is equipped in black boots, semi-baggy black drawstring trousers, and a loose T-shirt that reads the words "Bestia, The Big Boricua" in Red, White, and Blue colours. Bestia is standing at 7'0lbs and weighting at 610lbs. Fidel Estrada, seeming very enthusiastic and energetic, showcases Bestia by pointing both of his hands at Bestia. Bestia, on the other hand, shows a very monstrously neutral expression on his face, as he slowly walks down the ramp. Fidel, walks behind him, as the crowd begins to boo the duo. Fidel takes the opportunity to wave the crowd down, energetically, but the booing ensues. Certain signs support Bestia with phrases such as "Boricua Bae", "Puerto Rican & Proud", "BESTIA!", and "Boricua Slam Them All!". Fidel motions Bestia to walk up the steps towards the ring, as Bestia walks up the steps, towards the apron. He eyes over the crowd, as Fidel walks around the exterior of the ring. Bestia then steps over the top rope of the ring, before raising both arms in the air, in the middle of the ring. He grabs his shirt, and tears it apart with one hand, before tossing it towards the crowd. Fidel steps towards his corner, outside of the ring, as Bestia eyes up the ramp, towards the stage. * JR-This is going to be a very hard hitting match. King-Wade Flow is going to need it if he plans on being able to take down a monster like Bestia. Kris Gaffney-Well, if there is anyone who can do it, it’s Bestia. The sound of a revolver being loaded stuns the crowd. Instantly the lights drop, plunging the arena into total darkness. Suddenly “Get the strap” by 6ix9ine & 50 Cent blares out over the speakers and the reaction is mixed. The first 12-13 seconds play with no sign of Wade until “Grr grr Go get the strap” bellows out. Wade strolls out calmly to the ring announcement. Not bothered by the cheers and jeers from the crowd, Wade pays little attention as he narrows in on the ring before sliding under the bottom rope. Removing his jacket and tee in the centre of the ring he stands ready for his opponent. JR-Bestia’s mass is well noted…even Azar couldn’t take him down easily. King-It’s hard not to note it JR. Kris Gaffney-Guess he’s not that observant. [Bestia and Wade Flow stand in the middle of the ring. Wade Flow throws fists to the face, and Bestia is able to counter with a block, and he connects with a head butt that brings down Wade Flow. Wade Flow gets up to his feet on the ropes. Bestia runs to the ropes, and he connects a clothesline that knocks him down on the mat. Bestia steps on the outside of the ring. Wade Flow is slow to get up, and Bestia connects with a belly to belly suplex. Bestia jumps on the apron, and he jumps off, and he connects with a splash on the downed Wade Flow. Bestia goes into the cover on Wade Flow. The ref counts 1………..2…KICK OUT by Wade Flow.] JR-I’m surprised that Wade Flow as able to kick out of that. King-That was 600 pounds of mass coming down on him. Kris Gaffney-Says a lot about Flow. [Wade Flow staggers away. Bestia doesn’t seem happy, and he runs at Flow at the ring post trying to smash him. Wade Flow moves out of the way. Bestia crashes into the ring post. Flow hooks Bestia and he drops him with a german suplex to a massive pop. Bestia is getting up however. Wade Flow is up, Bestia tries to get the match back into his favor with a wild big boot to the face, but Wade Flow is able to duck it, he kicks him in the gut, and he drops him with a twist of fate.] JR-Wade Flow with impressive feats of strength. King-Especially after he got crushed. Kris Gaffney-That’s the most impressive part. [Bestia is getting up and Wade Flow drops him with the Flow Stopper!! Bestia is down on the mat. Wade Flow goes into the cover on Bestia. The ref counts 1…………2………..3!!] JR-What an impressive win over a recent TV title contender. King-Without a doubt. On the tron it shows an open field with a sign that just says "SV" and "I'm Back" plays on the speakers. The scene on the tron changes and it shows Killer Tschida's face complete with sunglasses. The words "EFEDERATION LEGEND, KILLER TSCHIDA!" show up on the tron. Killer Tschida then shows up in the aisle and he points his fist to the ring then he throws his fist up and back as pyro goes off. JR-Killer might not say it, but I’m certain wants to prove something here. King-What that you’re lame JR…I say he already did that. (“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage with his web camera. Still he seems more serious than usual, he enters the cage.) JR-This is another chapter to this feud. King-Killer didn’t like Ryder’s attitude, that’s why he’s not teaming with him anymore. Kris Gaffney-Maybe he’s angry that he taped him while walking to the ring. [Zack Ryder and Killer Tschida stare at each other from across the ring as the bell rings. Zack Ryder and Killer Tschida pace around the ring. They start to throw fists to the face, Zack Ryder is gaining the upper hand, but Killer Tschida is able to counter the whole thing with a rake of the eyes on Zack Ryder. Zack Ryder is blinded. Killer Tschida grabs Zack Ryder, and he throws him hard into the cage side. Zack Ryder staggers out of the cage side dazed, and Killer Tschida connects with a hard clothesline that puts down Zack Ryder is down on the mat. Killer Tschida waits for Zack Ryder to get up to his feet as he yells at Zack Ryder. Zack Ryder is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Killer Tschida hooks Zack Ryder, and he throws him over his head with a release german suplex that sends him flying through the air, and he crashes down on the mat. Killer Tschida waits for Zack Ryder to get up to his feet again, and Killer Tschida attempts to take him down with an arm bar trying to go for the Tschida lock. Zack Ryder is able to block it, and then he rolls through. Zack Ryder gets up to his feet. Killer Tschida is able to take down Zack Ryder with a double take down, and he connects with a catapault that sends him flying through the air, and he crashes into the top turnbuckle. Killer Tschida waits as Zack Ryder is stumbling towards him, and he connects with a Killer Kick.] King-That might be it. JR-But then again this is Zack Ryder. King-Mack Daddy’s going to hear this and slap you JR!! [Killer Tschida goes into the cover on Killer Tschida. The ref goes into position to make the count, the ref counts 1………….2……KICK OUT by Zack Ryder. Zack Ryder crawls into the corner, and he climbs up to his feet in the corner. Killer Tschida yells in frustration and he jumps in the air, but Zack Ryder is able to duck out of the way. Killer Tschida goes face first into the turnbuckle. Zack Ryder is able to come up from behind Killer Tschida and he connects with a reverse neck breaker. Zack Ryder grabs a hold of the ropes, and he pulls himself up to his feet, and he climbs up the ropes trying to get over the cage side, but by this time Killer Tschida is already recovered, and he runs up where Zack Ryder is. Zack Ryder turns around, and he ducks under a fist attempt. Killer Tschida punches the cage side, and this hurts the hands of Killer Tschida. Zack Ryder pushes Killer Tschida off of the top rope. Killer Tschida hits hard into the mat. It seems like Zack Ryder is thinking of going over the top of the cage again, but then he notices that Killer Tschida is getting up again. Zack Ryder decides that he won’t make it, so he jumps off of the top turnbuckle, and he connects with a missile drop kick that puts him down on the mat. Zack Ryder takes a few moments to rest up. Killer Tschida gets up in the corner opposite side. Zack Ryder runs, and he conncects with a running clothesline on Killer Tschida. Killer Tschida falls into the corner into a seated position. Zack Ryder backs up, and fist pumps. Woo! Woo! Woo! Zack Ryder runs towards Killer, and he connects with the broski boot to the side of the face.] JR-This might be it. King-But let’s not forget this match is personal. Kris Gaffney-I think that is what is going through Ryder’s head. [Zack Ryder looks like he’s thinking about the situation with the fact that Killer doesn’t seem completely down as he looks at the door as well. Zack Ryder throws up the Rough Ryder sign, and he waits for Killer Tschida. Killer is up, and Zack Ryder goes for the Rough Ryder, but it’s blocked. Ryder is thrown against the cage side. He bounces back right into a Killer Kick by Killer TSchida. Killer Tschida rolls up Zack Ryder into a small package. The ref counts 1…………….2……………3!!] King-Ryder sure chose wrong. JR-The fact that Killer might have been getting up too fast might have chose for him…but it didn’t work out like he planned for sure. ("Boss It" plays over the PA System and out comes EMF Women's Champion Eva Maria. She has the belt around her waist, and a microphone in her hand as she heads to the ring, flanked by Becky Bayless.) Eva Marie: Yes. Breathe it in. Of all the thousands of fans that attend EMF shows on a weekly basis... you are some of the lucky few that get to witness me. I am the greatest Women's Champion in the history of this organisation and my reign is only just beginning. Unfortunately... John Cena in his infinite wisdom has decided that I must defend this title at the upcoming Cold Day in Hell Pay Per View. He wanted me to give a title shot to the former women's champion, Catherine Walker.... but that sounded like it would be bad for my health. Not because she'd beat me.... oh no... but have you seen how she handles the cold? I don't need these eyes being poked out any time soon.... I need them to admire the sight that you're all getting to drink in for free right now. No instead I have decided to make a Battle Royal for tonight to determine my next challenger.... but with a catch. Only people that have never before been the Women's Champion will be allowed to enter.... with two exceptions. The first is our former General Manager.... AJ Lee. I don't want little AJ accusing me of ducking her.... even though I already beat her. Let me tell you though.... anybody who eliminates AJ is definitely going to be in my good books. The second.... is Ashley Irvine. Why Ashley, you may ask.... and it's simple. I can't stand that group of sluts who posed for Playboy and got paraded around instead of me.... your champion.... and she's the one who annoys me the most.... so let's throw her in, so I can hope to make an example of her. Good luck Ladies.... because honestly, you'd have a better chance of seeing a Cold Day in Hell then you would of winning the title from me there. (Eva drops the microphone and exits the ring.) (We return to the ring and see the competitors for the Number One Contenders Battle Royal. They are AJ Lee, Ashley Irvine (with Rachel Cena handcuffed to her), Bayley, Charlotte Flair, Jesica Cole-Mann, Nikki Bella, Rebecca Michelle and Stacy Hancock. The bell rings Jesica goes around the ring and seems happy with all her opponents until she gets to Charlotte Flair and Nikki Bella and then she starts screaming at them. In the distraction, Ashley Irvine grabs her and throws her out of the ring. Rebecca Michelle hits a chop block on Ashley from behind but before Ashley can hit the mat, Rachel Cena, who is still handcuffed to her, pulls her up. Rebecca shouts at Rachel that that's not fair, to which Rachel hits her with a right hand and she stumbles back into a Bayley-to-Belly! Rebecca rolls to safety at the side of the ring and Charlotte Flair comes over to trade shots with Ashley. Ashley catches Charlotte off guard and Charlotte stumbles back and Ashley then scoops her up looking for the Boulder Holder.... but Ashley can't grip her properly thanks to the handcuff and Charlotte is able to escape out the back. Charlotte hits another chop block on Ashley which staggers her and then runs and hits Natural Selection. Rachel looks annoyed and kicks Charlotte in the midsection and hooks her for the Bastardisation but she too can't quite get the move right due to being handcuffed and Charlotte counters into a big back body drop, sending Rachel and Ashley flying. Nikki Bella then grabs Charlotte from behind and throws her out of the ring before she can build any more momentum. Rachel and Ashley get to their feet and Rachel looks annoyed. She seems to be trying to convince Ashley they should leave. Ashley doesn't seem to want to, but eventually she agrees. They step over the top rope onto the apron. They then seem to be having second thoughts, but AJ Lee runs over and shoves into Ashley hard and she goes flying off the apron, dragging Rachel with her who lands on top of her on the outside. AJ mocks them but not for long as she's then dumped out by a returning Rebecca Michelle. Rebecca turns around and is scooped up by Nikki Bella who is looking for the Rack Attack.... but Stacy hits a big kick to the head of Nikki. Nikki stumbles and ends up accidentally dropping Rebecca over the top rope, eliminating her. Nikki turns around confused and the opening lets Stacy run over and dump her out as well. Stacy mocks Nikki, doing her booty taunt, but this just leads to Bayley grabbing her and naling her with the Bayley-to-Belly! Stacy stumbles up but Bayley throws her out of the ring, winning the match!) JR: This one was short and sweet.... but it looks like Bayley of all people will be Eva's next challenger! King: She probably can't believe it.... she hasn't had a match in so long. Kris: Maybe that was part of Eva's plan..... (Bayley is jumping around the ring with excitement and then heads to the outside.... as she does the bell rings to signify the end of the match. Bayley turns around looking confused. The referee then motions over to Ashley and Rachel. Rachel has seemingly fallen asleep on top of Ashley and as a result her feet never touched the floor.) Ring Announcer: The winner of this match.... and NEW number one contender for the EMF Women's Championship..... Rachel Cena! ("I Am The Fire" plays over the PA System but Rachel is still seemingly asleep. Suddenly it's cut off by "Boss It" and boos pour out as Eva Marie heads down to the ring with a microphone once more.) Eva Marie: I'm sorry but there appears to have been a mistake. Rachel Cena was not in this match. Rachel Cena has been Women's Champion before... and was not one of the exceptions I allowed. Ashley was in this match.... but she was eliminated. Therefore the woman I will be facing at Cold Day in Hell is Bay.... ("Bad, Bad Man" plays next and out comes John Cena. For once he gets a mixed reaction. He slides into the ring to address Eva.) John Cena: Not so fast. Unfortunately... we have a precedent for this happening in the EMF before. Many years ago there was a Battle Royal for the Women's Championship between Christy Hemme and ALL the members of the Beautiful People.... and it was established following that match that any one who meets the criteria of the match who is in the ring when the bell sounds is a legal competitor. By allowing 2 exceptions you basically invalidated your "no former champions" rule... and Rachel was legally in the ring when the bell sounded. Therefore i am ruling that she was a competitor, and she is the winner! Eva Marie: And if Bayley offers to sleep with you will that decision change? I don't play favorites like you do John. I am a woman who believes in fairness. She wasn't supposed to be in the match.... she can't win the match. John Cena: I appreciate you have a point.... but I've made my decision. You will defend the title at Cold Day in Hell against my daughter. Well.... that is.... if you make it to Cold Day in Hell.... because I think the fairest thing to do, if you want to defend the title against Bayley so much.... is to have you do that right here, right now! And by the way... if Becky Bayless comes down here and disrupts the match, I'll fire her and strip you of the title. Ring the bell... (Eva is screaming at him as Bayley slides into the ring behind her and the bell rings. Eva turns around and walks straight into a Bayley-to-Belly to a huge pop from the crowd. Eva rolls out of the ring to the outside. Bayley looks frustrated as the referee starts to count Eva out. Bayley heads outside, breaking the count and picks Eva up but Eva rakes the eyes and dives over to the announce position and demands her title belt. The belt is handed to her and she swings it at Bayley but Bayley ducks underneath it and then dropkicks Eva, who drops the belt. Bayley kicks the belt across the floor where Rachel Cena, who has just woken up but still appears dazed, grabs hold of it. Eva gets up and Bayley whips her into the ring post, and then throws her into the ring. The crowd go into a frenzy as Bayley slides into the ring and Eva is crawling across it on all fours while Bayley stalks her. Eva is yelling at Rachel to get her hands off her title belt. Bayley grabs Eva but suddenly Bayley is spun round by Rebecca Michelle who kicks her in the midsection and hits her with the Siren Song! The referee calls for the bell.) Ring Announcer: The winner of this match as the result of a disqualification..... Bayley! However, still the EMF Women's Champion..... Eva Marie! (Eva slides out of the ring as Rebecca applies the Hell Cat hold to Bayley. Bayley is struggling and eventually seems to pass out to the hold. Eva then returns to the ring.) Eva Marie: You know..... I don't want to win by DQ.... restart the match! (The bell rings and Eva just covers Bayley for the 1...... 2....... 3! Eva snatches her title belt from Rachel who is still at ring side and the 2 stare each other down for a moment. Suddenly, the lights go out. When they come back on, Rachel and Ashley have vanished. Eva looks confused, but heads up the ramp, raising her title with Rebecca following her as Bayley recovers in the ring looking annoyed.) (The arena lights flicker and suddenly everything falls under a deep blanket of darkness when “Funeral March” by The fourth Floor blasts. There is a single spotlight beaming to life in the middle of the ring, revealing an old, battered, Victorian music box. The ratchet lever on the music box begins to spin and we all hear the gentle sounds of a music box eerily creep throughout the cold arena air that grows more ominous with every dainty pluck of pins and teeth, leaving us in the pitch of blackness, gripped by the callous, talon-clawed hands of fear as Lux Aeterna Tenebrosi Stellata plays.) Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen…. Brace yourselves! (We see the silhouette of a small woman. She makes her way down the aisle as smoke crawls across the canvas surrounding everyone in the ring, at ringside and into the audience.) Ring Announcer: Making her way down the aisle the lovely and loathsome Morose Rose - Miss Macabre, herself, Grace Brutal! (She stops halfway down the aisle slyly looking back as a tiny spark flicks behind her. The spark quickly and suddenly turns into a small flame stood upon the wick of a candle which illuminates the contours and crevices of The Wretched Nobody's haggard mask. Suddenly a ring of flames ignite on the side of the ring and as a platform raises Azar Vulcan stands in the center. The flames flashing on his Television Championship.) Ring Announcer: Making their way to the ring at a combined weight if 635 pounds. The challengers, The Mastermind and The Monster! AZAR VULCAN AND THE WRETCHED NOBODY! JR-These two are the tag team champions, but it’s not about the titles tonight. King-That’s probably the only thing that would make this match more intense. Kris Gaffney-Probably. (“Game on” blasts on the PA system. Tony Ikeda and CM Punk walk out on the stage, and they step inside of the ring.) JR-Azar and the Wretched Nobody have had more real time experience as a team, but these two have known each other for a longer time. King-I’m certain they have teamed with each other before, just not in a prolong sense. Kris Gaffney-We’ll see if that can match Wretch and Azar’s experience. [Tony Ikeda and the Wretched Nobody stand in the middle of the ring they throw fists to the face, neither wrestler is gaining an advantage. Tony Ikeda ducks under one the fists, and he connects with a standing drop kick that makes him stagger backwards. Tony Ikeda talks trash to Wretched Nobody. Wretch goes after him Tony Ikeda counters with a drop toe hold that makes Wretch fall on the ropes. Tony Ikeda runs to the ropes, but as his back is turned Azar Vulcan is able to make the tag. Tony Ikeda bounces off, but out of no where Azar Vulcan connects with a flying knee to the face. Azar Vulcan waits for Tony Ikeda to get up to his feet, and once he gets upt o his feet. He pushes him towards the corner, and Azar Vulcan connects with a hard knee to the gut in the corner, and then another one. Azar Vulcan brings Tony Ikeda out of the corner, and he connects with a few forearm shots to the face, and he attempts to whip Tony Ikeda to the ropes, but Tony Ikeda reverses the whip. Azar Vulcan jumps on the ropes, and spring boards into a spring board moonsault body press into a pinning combination. The ref goes into position to make the count The ref counts 1…………2…..KICK OUT by Tony Ikeda. Azar Vulcan makes the tag to the Wretched Nobody. The Wretched Nobody grabs Tony Ikeda, and he connects with a head butt that knocks down the Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda gets picked up by the Wretched Nobody. The Wretched Nobody whips him to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and the Wretched Nobody connects with a spinning side slam.] JR-Tony Ikeda was able to get an opening flurry, but The Wretched Nobody’s and Azar Vulcan’s team work is coming to the forefront. King-Had it not, Tony’s ears would have been defeated by Grace. Kris Gaffney-Funny…we are our own TV network…I didn’t even know we had censors. [The Wretched Nobody hits a few fists to Tony Ikeda, he picks him up, and he connects with a body slam. The Wretched Nobody makes the tag to Azar Vulcan who goes up to the top rope, and he jumps off and he goes for the blood moon stomp, but at the last moment Tony Ikeda moves out of the way. Azar Vulcan staggers. Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet. Azar Vulcan goes for the money maker, but Tony Ikeda ducks under, and hooks Azar Vulcan and he connects with the full nelson slam. Tony Ikeda crawls to the corner, and he makes the tag to CM Punk. CM Punk steps inside of the ring and he connects with a running clothesline on Azar Vulcan. Azar Vulcan gets up to his feet, CM Punk hits a few fists to the face that knocks back Azar Vulcan, and he tries to whip Azar Vulcan, but it’s reversed by Azar Vulcan. CM Punk lowers his head, but it’s countered with a swinging neck breaker. CM Punk takes a few moments to measures up on Azar Vulcan who goes into the corner. CM Punk runs towards him, and he connects with a running knee, and he turns around, and he connects with a running bulldog out of the corner. CM Punk gets up, but he’s right by the Wretched Nobody who reaches from his corner, lifts him up, and drops him with a choke slam without even leaving his corner.] King-Um…. JR, King, and Kris Gaffney look at their rule books [Azar Vulcan makes the tag to the Wretched Nobody, Azar Vulcan tries to attack Tony Ikeda, but Tony Ikeda is able to hip toss him out of the ring. Tony Ikeda follows him. Wretched Nobody goes for the trephination on CM Punk. CM Punk ducks under, and CM Punk lifts up the Wretched Nobody. The Wretched Nobody struggles out of the back, the ref back is turned as Azar is battling Tony. This has the ref trying to break it up on the outside of the ring. The Wretched Nobody hits a low blow on Punk, and plants him down with a trephination!! The Wretched Nobody goes into the cover on CM Punk. The ref counts 1………..2…………3!!] JR-That low blow went undetected by the ref. King-I don’t think it went undetected by Punk though. (On the outside after the bell had rung, Azar Vulcan had hit Tony Ikeda with a chair, and he throws him into the ring. Azar Vulcan grabs another chair, and he slides into the ring, he hands it to Wretch, Azar and Wretch hit chair shots on the downed Tony Ikeda and CM Punk. “Twilight of the Thunder God” blasts on the PA system. Jackson Gunner runs to the ring a chair. Azar and Wretched Nobody seem ready for him. He slides into the ring, the lights go off…..the lights turn on. Wretch and Azar are now on the outside of the ring. Jackson Gunner looks confused for a moments. Then he checks on Tony Ikeda and CM Punk. Punk, Tony and Jackson talk trash to Wretch and Azar as Shockwave goes off the air.)

EMF: Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen.)

(We open to a darken arena as pyrotechnics rain down from the top of the arena. They hit with loud bangs. Finally the lights turn on as the fireworks end. The fans yell and wave their signs. The camera’s scan around the crowd getting a few shots before zooming out to display the location information. The camera gets one more shot as the commentators begin to speak over it.)

JR-Welcome New Jersey. We are here live as the Extreme Measures Federation once again presents Saturday Shockwave. Hello and welcome I’m good ol’ JR Jim Ross. I’m joined by Jerry “the King” Lawler and Kris “KG” Gaffney.

King-Tonight the team of Tony Ikeda and CM Punk will take on the tag team champions of Azar Vulcan and the Wretched Nobody.

Kris Gaffney-Even though the belts aren’t on the line, there still will be a lot to prove between those two teams.

JR-Let’s get started with our opening match of the night.

(The lights all go black and Adam Cole Official Theme Song "All About Tha (BOOM!)")

(plays through out the arena as there is a mixture of cheers and boos as Adam Cole comes walking out to the stage from the back. He walk with confidence as both of his arms are out wide. He stands to the center of the stage and puts his left arm down and points to himself with his right yelling to the fans. He looks out to his left and then his right. He squats down really low as he rocks side to side and then springs up with two fingers together on both hands in the sky as the fans all yell “ADAM COLE BAY BAY!” along with Adam Cole. He continues down the rampway in the direction to the ring. Once he gets ringside, he rolls into the ring, stands center of the ring and repeats; He squats down really low as he rocks side to side and then springs up with two fingers together on both hands in the sky as the fans all yell “ADAM COLE BAY BAY!” He then heads to the direction of his corner and squats down low, rocking side to side as he waits for the beginning of his match.)

JR-This is Adam Cole’s first chance at gold.

King-At least in a EMF ring.

Kris Gaffney-He has wrestled all around the world.

Ricky comes onto the ramp with a huge grin, accompanied by Miss Meadows and a pair of nameless showgirls. On occasion, he will toss commemorative casino chips into the crowd. Once arriving at the ring, Miss Meadows will instruct the showgirls to wait backstage.

JR-This isn’t Ricky Vegas first chance though.

King-He’ll see where the cards fall HaHa!

Kris Gaffney-And other gambling references

[Ricky Vegas and Adam Cole pace around the ring. Adam Cole goes for a super kick, but Ricky Vegas is able to duck it, and Adam Cole turns right towards a hard fist to the face of Adam Cole. Adam Cole gets up dazed. Adam Cole throws a wild fist to the face of Ricky Vegas. Ricky Vegas ducks under, and Adam Cole lifts him up, and he drops him with a belly to back suplex putting him down on the mat. Ricky Vegas hits a few stomps on the downed Adam Cole. The ref makes Ricky Vegas back up, but while he’s doing this Adam Cole attempts to take advantage of the situation, but Ricky Vegas is able to duck it. And he connects with a jab to the face (ONE!!) A jab to the face (TWO!!) Another jab to the face of Adam Cole (THREE!!) Another jab to the face (FOUR!!) Another jab to the face (FIVE!!) Another jab to the face, and Adam Cole is dazed and he gets hits with another jab to the face (SIX!!) Ricky Vegas backs up, and he connects with a hard fist to the face that puts down Adam Cole. Adam Cole is picked right back up by Ricky Vegas, and Ricky Vegas is able to go behind Adam Cole, and he hooks him with a german suplex, and he connects the german suplex with a bridge. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2…KICK OUT by Adam Cole.

JR-Kick out by Adam Cole.

King-Kick out bay bay.

Kris Gaffney-indeed.

[Adam Cole gets picked up by Ricky Vegas, and he attempts to go for a body slam. Adam Cole is able to struggle out to the back, and he falls behind Ricky Vegas. Adam Cole connects with a super kick on Ricky Vegas that puts down Ricky Vegas. Adam Cole fall backwards, and he takes a few moments to rest up as he has taken quite a few moves to this point. Ricky Vegas is however is able to recover, and he doesn’t look please. Ricky Vegas runs towards Adam Cole. Adam Cole connects with a hot shot that sends Ricky Vegas into the air. Ricky Vegas hits into the top rope, and Ricky Vegas turns around, he kicks him in the gut and he drops him with a one handed face buster. Ricky Vegas hits into the mat, and he falls a kneeling position Adam Cole connects with a snap DDT that puts down Ricky Vegas. Ricky Vegas goes down and it seems like he’s out of it Adam Cole goes into the cover on Ricky Vegas. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………………2……..KICK OUT by Ricky Vegas. Adam Cole yells in frustration. He slowly gets up to his feet Ricky Vegas soon follows. Adam Cole hits a few fists to the face that knocks back Ricky Vegas. Adam Cole tries to whip Vegas to the ropes, but it’s reversed. He bounces off of the ropes. Ricky Vegas lowers his head, and Adam Cole connects with a swinging neck breaker.]

JR-Adam Cole with the swinging neck breaker.

King- Ricky probably is making various gambling references right now.

Kris Gaffney-As he should.

[Adam Cole picks up Ricky Vegas to his feet, and he tries to lift him up. Ricky Vegas shifts his weight, and he is able to take him down with a double leg take down, and he puts him into the Black Jack. Adam Cole goes towards the corner, and he reaches the ropes, and he grabs it, Ricky Vegas pulls him off of the ropes, and Adam Cole rolls through. Ricky Vegas strikes the ring post. Ricky Vegas falls down into a kneeling position. Adam Cole connects with a Last shot on Ricky Vegas!! Ricky Vegas seems down for the count. Adam Cole goes into the cover on Ricky Vegas. The ref counts 1…………..2………….3!!]

JR-Adam Cole gets the victory.

King-Bay Bay?

Rhea Ripley walks in silently to smoke in the dark with a candle. She slides into the ring.)

JR-This is the debut match of Rhea Ripley.

King-Let’s remind us of her before every Jeff Hardy match.

Kris Gaffney-No idea what that is a reference to.

(“Spitful” blasts on the PA system. Alexa Bliss walks out on the stage, and she steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Alexa Bliss normally is in the BWO, but tonight she will be tasked to fight Ripley.

King-It’s hard to know who has the advantage here.

Kris Gaffney-If Scott Steiner cared about height, this is where he’d say “she’s SHORT!!”

[Alexa Bliss and Rhea Ripley pace around the ring. Rhea Ripley is able to lock up with Alexa Bliss, and she pushes her backwards into the corner. Before the ref can get the count. Rhea hits a knee lift into the gut, and she brings her out of the corner, and she whips her to the ropes, and Alexa Bliss bounces off of the orpes. Rhea Ripley hits a back eblow to the face that knocks down Alexa Bliss. Alexa Bliss gets up to her feet, and she gets put down with a head butt that puts down ALexa Bliss. Rhea Ripley hits a few stomps on the downed. Alexa Bliss. Alexa Bliss gets up in the corner, Rhea Ripley measures up on Alexa Bliss who staggers into the corner, and Alexa Bliss gets hit with a running clothesline in the corner. Rhea allows Alexa Bliss to stagger out of the corner. Rhea goes to the outside of the ring, and she climbs up to the top rope, and she jumps off of the top rope, and she connects with a missile drop kick.]

JR-Rhea Ripley has started out this match strong.

King-We’ll see if she can continue.

Kris Gaffney-Alexa isn’t someone you can take lightly.

[Rhea Ripley goes into the cover on Alexa Bliss. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………….2………KICK OUT by Alexa. Rhea Ripley picks up Alexa, and she tries to put her on her shoulders, but Alexa gets out the back. Alexa drops her with a DDT. She turns around and she back flips into a double knee to the gut.]

JR-Just like that the match turns on a dime.

King-I knew that it was going to be like that.

[Alexa measures up, and she runs to the ropes, but Rhea connects with a hard diving clothesline. Rhea lifts up ALexa, and drops her with the Rip tide. Rhea goes into the cover on Alexa. The ref counts 1…………..2………..3!!]

JR-Rhea Ripley tonight gets her first victory in the EMF.

Midnight Tiger makes his entrance amid a sea of neon lights, dressed in an ornate cape and costume as he makes his way down to the ring.

JR-Midnight Tiger is coming off a big win.

King-He did show his potential, but can he continue it tonight.

Kris Gaffney-It only gets harder tonight.

(From the back shirtless, jean shorts, work boots, and an American Flag cape on walks Mr. President “Jim Vice!” He stands at the top of the stage with a cold Mericaweiser in his hand. He cracks it open and quickly downs the cold brew and tosses the empty can into the stands and begins his aggressive walk down the ramp as the crowd begins to erupt in “MERICA, FUCK YEA!” chants.)

JR-Jim Vice has already had experience going for a championship.

King-Well, I’m certain he’s looking to get another shot.

Kris Gaffney-Midnight Tiger showed more than we saw from him previous, I don’t think this is going to be easy.

[Midnight Tiger and Jim Vice stand in the middle of the ring. Midnight Tiger tries to swing with a back elbow, but Jim Vice is able to duck under it, and he waits for Midnight Tiger to turn around, and once he has. Jim Vice kicks Midnight Tiger in the gut, and he goes for “For the USA”. Midnight Tiger is able to counter by pushing Jim Vice off. Jim Vice bounces off of the ropes, Jim Vice jumps in the air, and he connencts with a flying forearm shot to the face. This drops Midnight Tiger. Midnight Tiger gets up to his feet. Jim Vice hits a kick to the gut that doubles over Midnight Tiger. Jim Vice runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Jim Vice connects with a running knee to the face. Midnight Tiger staggers around, and he gets blasted with a super kick by Jim Vice. Midnight Tiger falls to the mat. Jim Vice goes into the cover on Midnight Tiger. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2……KICK OUT by Midnight Tiger. Jim Vice waits for Midnight Tiger to get up to his feet. Midnight Tiger gets up in the corner, and Jim Vice runs toward the corner, and he connects with a running drop kick on Midnight Tiger.]

JR-Midnight Tiger has to figure a way to change the way this match is going.

King-You got to wonder if there is anything he can do though.

[Midnight Tiger staggers towards him, and he connects with a body slam. Jim Vice hits a body slam. Jim Vice goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope, and he jumps off for a Stars and Stripes, but Midnight Tiger moves out of the way. Jim Vice crashes into the mat. Jim Vice bounces up on his knee’s, and Midnight Tiger hits a snap DDT to the mat from that position. Midnight Tiger takes a few moments to rest up.]

JR-Midnight Tiger is looking to rest up.

Kris Gaffney-Does he have the time though?

[Midnight Tiger goes to the outside of the ring, and he sling shots himself up to the top rope, and he jumps off of the top rope. Jim Vice ducks under. Midnight Tiger turns around into a kick, and he gets dropped with a For USA!! Jim Vice goes into the cover on Midnight Tiger. The ref counts 1…………..2……….3!!]

JR-Jim Vice gets the victory.

Kris Gaffney-Guess leaving his feet wasn’t the correct plan.

(“The duck song” blasts on the PA system. Walter Melon walks out on the stage with Jack Heyman walking behind him. Walter Melon steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Somehow I know this is a dream match of some.

King-Well, who else is going to fight over a princess named after a fruit?

Kris Gaffney-Suppose it was a match written in the stars.

the music plays as a deep heavy fog rolls in and we hear the iconic Mario exiting the pipe noise as he appears rapping the lyrics to his entrance and making his way down the ramp rapping with the crowd as they join in.

JR-Walter Melon might seem like the veteran in the EMF…but that’s only because he was in the EMF recently, Mario’s been in the EMF quite a few times.

King-He just can’t get enough of the EMF.

Kris Gaffney-Guess so.

[Walter Melon and Mario pace around the ring. All of a Princess Peach is standing in the ring, she yells “PEACHY…I mean…WATERMELON!!” We realize it was Ashley Irvine all along dressed up in a new version of her Princess Peach dress, she throws down her wig, and runs out of the ring. Mario and Walter Melon throw fists to the face. Walter Melon is able to duck one of the fists. Walter Melon hooks Mario into a side head lock, and he puts the pressure on him. Walter Melon gets pushed back, and Walter Melon gets whipped off of the move. He bounces off of the ropes, and Walter Melon connects with a running shoulder block that puts down Mario. Mario hits the mat. He gets up to his feet, and he doesn’t look pleased, and he runs at Walter Melon. Walter Melon counters with a hip toss that sends Mario down on the mat. Mario is slow to get up to his feet, but Walter Melon connects with a boot to the face that makes Mario stagger backwards. Walter Melon waits for Mario to be where he wants him to. Walter Melon kicks him in the gut that doubles him over, and he hooks him into a piledriver position. Walter Melon lifts up Mario, and he drops him with a piledriver. Walter Melon hits a few stomps on the downed Mario trying to get him towards the fruit table, but Mario keeps himself away]

JR-Mario still has a lot of fight in him.

King-Maybe he was distracted into thinking that Peach was in another castle.

Kris Gaffney-Probably.

[Mario gets picked up, and body slammed. Walter Melon goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope, and he goes for the fruit smash splash. Mario counters with a knee to the gut. Walter Melon rolls around in pain, and he gets up in the corner. Mario connects with a running clothesline in the corner. Mario turns around and he puts Walter Melon into a head lock, and he connects with a running bulldog out of the corner.]

JR-Mario is making a comeback.

King-But can he do it pog form?

Kris Gaffney-Always the question.

[Mario picks up Walter Melon, and he lifts him up, but Walter slips behind Mario. Mario turns around, and he kicks him in the gut, and he plants him down on the mat with a DDT. Walter Melon goes up to the top rope. Walter Melon jumps off of the top rope, and he connects with a fruit smash splash. Walter Melon picks up Mario, and he dumps him over the top rope, and he crashes into fruit table on the outside, and he breaks it. The ref calls for the bell.]

JR-Walter Melon gets the victory over Mario.

King-One would wonder if this was just an excuse for Ashley to wear her Princess Peach outfit again.

Kris Gaffney-Maybe it was…

*** "Big Pun, Cuban Link, Apathy, Beast 1333 - Toe To toe Remix [2020]" plays in the background, as Bestia, The Big Boricua, walks to the stage while being accompanied by Fidel Estrada. Fidel Estrada is equipped in a loose suit and fedora-like hat that is similar to "Armando Estrada". Bestia, on the other hand, is equipped in black boots, semi-baggy black drawstring trousers, and a loose T-shirt that reads the words "Bestia, The Big Boricua" in Red, White, and Blue colours. Bestia is standing at 7'0lbs and weighting at 610lbs. Fidel Estrada, seeming very enthusiastic and energetic, showcases Bestia by pointing both of his hands at Bestia. Bestia, on the other hand, shows a very monstrously neutral expression on his face, as he slowly walks down the ramp. Fidel, walks behind him, as the crowd begins to boo the duo. Fidel takes the opportunity to wave the crowd down, energetically, but the booing ensues. Certain signs support Bestia with phrases such as "Boricua Bae", "Puerto Rican & Proud", "BESTIA!", and "Boricua Slam Them All!". Fidel motions Bestia to walk up the steps towards the ring, as Bestia walks up the steps, towards the apron. He eyes over the crowd, as Fidel walks around the exterior of the ring. Bestia then steps over the top rope of the ring, before raising both arms in the air, in the middle of the ring. He grabs his shirt, and tears it apart with one hand, before tossing it towards the crowd. Fidel steps towards his corner, outside of the ring, as Bestia eyes up the ramp, towards the stage. ***

JR-This is going to be a very hard hitting match.

King-Wade Flow is going to need it if he plans on being able to take down a monster like Bestia.

Kris Gaffney-Well, if there is anyone who can do it, it’s Bestia.

The sound of a revolver being loaded stuns the crowd. Instantly the lights drop, plunging the arena into total darkness. Suddenly “Get the strap” by 6ix9ine & 50 Cent blares out over the speakers and the reaction is mixed. The first 12-13 seconds play with no sign of Wade until “Grr grr Go get the strap” bellows out. Wade strolls out calmly to the ring announcement. Not bothered by the cheers and jeers from the crowd, Wade pays little attention as he narrows in on the ring before sliding under the bottom rope. Removing his jacket and tee in the centre of the ring he stands ready for his opponent.

JR-Bestia’s mass is well noted…even Azar couldn’t take him down easily.

King-It’s hard not to note it JR.

Kris Gaffney-Guess he’s not that observant.

[Bestia and Wade Flow stand in the middle of the ring. Wade Flow throws fists to the face, and Bestia is able to counter with a block, and he connects with a head butt that brings down Wade Flow. Wade Flow gets up to his feet on the ropes. Bestia runs to the ropes, and he connects a clothesline that knocks him down on the mat. Bestia steps on the outside of the ring. Wade Flow is slow to get up, and Bestia connects with a belly to belly suplex. Bestia jumps on the apron, and he jumps off, and he connects with a splash on the downed Wade Flow. Bestia goes into the cover on Wade Flow. The ref counts 1………..2…KICK OUT by Wade Flow.]

JR-I’m surprised that Wade Flow as able to kick out of that.

King-That was 600 pounds of mass coming down on him.

Kris Gaffney-Says a lot about Flow.

[Wade Flow staggers away. Bestia doesn’t seem happy, and he runs at Flow at the ring post trying to smash him. Wade Flow moves out of the way. Bestia crashes into the ring post. Flow hooks Bestia and he drops him with a german suplex to a massive pop. Bestia is getting up however. Wade Flow is up, Bestia tries to get the match back into his favor with a wild big boot to the face, but Wade Flow is able to duck it, he kicks him in the gut, and he drops him with a twist of fate.]

JR-Wade Flow with impressive feats of strength.

King-Especially after he got crushed.

Kris Gaffney-That’s the most impressive part.

[Bestia is getting up and Wade Flow drops him with the Flow Stopper!! Bestia is down on the mat. Wade Flow goes into the cover on Bestia. The ref counts 1…………2………..3!!]

JR-What an impressive win over a recent TV title contender.

King-Without a doubt.

On the tron it shows an open field with a sign that just says "SV" and "I'm Back" plays on the speakers. The scene on the tron changes and it shows Killer Tschida's face complete with sunglasses. The words "EFEDERATION LEGEND, KILLER TSCHIDA!" show up on the tron. Killer Tschida then shows up in the aisle and he points his fist to the ring then he throws his fist up and back as pyro goes off.

JR-Killer might not say it, but I’m certain wants to prove something here.

King-What that you’re lame JR…I say he already did that.

(“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage with his web camera. Still he seems more serious than usual, he enters the cage.)

JR-This is another chapter to this feud.

King-Killer didn’t like Ryder’s attitude, that’s why he’s not teaming with him anymore.

Kris Gaffney-Maybe he’s angry that he taped him while walking to the ring.

[Zack Ryder and Killer Tschida stare at each other from across the ring as the bell rings. Zack Ryder and Killer Tschida pace around the ring. They start to throw fists to the face, Zack Ryder is gaining the upper hand, but Killer Tschida is able to counter the whole thing with a rake of the eyes on Zack Ryder. Zack Ryder is blinded. Killer Tschida grabs Zack Ryder, and he throws him hard into the cage side. Zack Ryder staggers out of the cage side dazed, and Killer Tschida connects with a hard clothesline that puts down Zack Ryder is down on the mat. Killer Tschida waits for Zack Ryder to get up to his feet as he yells at Zack Ryder. Zack Ryder is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Killer Tschida hooks Zack Ryder, and he throws him over his head with a release german suplex that sends him flying through the air, and he crashes down on the mat. Killer Tschida waits for Zack Ryder to get up to his feet again, and Killer Tschida attempts to take him down with an arm bar trying to go for the Tschida lock. Zack Ryder is able to block it, and then he rolls through. Zack Ryder gets up to his feet. Killer Tschida is able to take down Zack Ryder with a double take down, and he connects with a catapault that sends him flying through the air, and he crashes into the top turnbuckle. Killer Tschida waits as Zack Ryder is stumbling towards him, and he connects with a Killer Kick.]

King-That might be it.

JR-But then again this is Zack Ryder.

King-Mack Daddy’s going to hear this and slap you JR!!

[Killer Tschida goes into the cover on Killer Tschida. The ref goes into position to make the count, the ref counts 1………….2……KICK OUT by Zack Ryder. Zack Ryder crawls into the corner, and he climbs up to his feet in the corner. Killer Tschida yells in frustration and he jumps in the air, but Zack Ryder is able to duck out of the way. Killer Tschida goes face first into the turnbuckle. Zack Ryder is able to come up from behind Killer Tschida and he connects with a reverse neck breaker. Zack Ryder grabs a hold of the ropes, and he pulls himself up to his feet, and he climbs up the ropes trying to get over the cage side, but by this time Killer Tschida is already recovered, and he runs up where Zack Ryder is. Zack Ryder turns around, and he ducks under a fist attempt. Killer Tschida punches the cage side, and this hurts the hands of Killer Tschida. Zack Ryder pushes Killer Tschida off of the top rope. Killer Tschida hits hard into the mat. It seems like Zack Ryder is thinking of going over the top of the cage again, but then he notices that Killer Tschida is getting up again. Zack Ryder decides that he won’t make it, so he jumps off of the top turnbuckle, and he connects with a missile drop kick that puts him down on the mat. Zack Ryder takes a few moments to rest up. Killer Tschida gets up in the corner opposite side. Zack Ryder runs, and he conncects with a running clothesline on Killer Tschida. Killer Tschida falls into the corner into a seated position. Zack Ryder backs up, and fist pumps. Woo! Woo! Woo! Zack Ryder runs towards Killer, and he connects with the broski boot to the side of the face.]

JR-This might be it.

King-But let’s not forget this match is personal.

Kris Gaffney-I think that is what is going through Ryder’s head.

[Zack Ryder looks like he’s thinking about the situation with the fact that Killer doesn’t seem completely down as he looks at the door as well. Zack Ryder throws up the Rough Ryder sign, and he waits for Killer Tschida. Killer is up, and Zack Ryder goes for the Rough Ryder, but it’s blocked. Ryder is thrown against the cage side. He bounces back right into a Killer Kick by Killer TSchida. Killer Tschida rolls up Zack Ryder into a small package. The ref counts 1…………….2……………3!!]

King-Ryder sure chose wrong.

JR-The fact that Killer might have been getting up too fast might have chose for him…but it didn’t work out like he planned for sure.

("Boss It" plays over the PA System and out comes EMF Women's Champion Eva Maria. She has the belt around her waist, and a microphone in her hand as she heads to the ring, flanked by Becky Bayless.)

Eva Marie: Yes. Breathe it in. Of all the thousands of fans that attend EMF shows on a weekly basis... you are some of the lucky few that get to witness me. I am the greatest Women's Champion in the history of this organisation and my reign is only just beginning. Unfortunately... John Cena in his infinite wisdom has decided that I must defend this title at the upcoming Cold Day in Hell Pay Per View. He wanted me to give a title shot to the former women's champion, Catherine Walker.... but that sounded like it would be bad for my health. Not because she'd beat me.... oh no... but have you seen how she handles the cold? I don't need these eyes being poked out any time soon.... I need them to admire the sight that you're all getting to drink in for free right now. No instead I have decided to make a Battle Royal for tonight to determine my next challenger.... but with a catch. Only people that have never before been the Women's Champion will be allowed to enter.... with two exceptions. The first is our former General Manager.... AJ Lee. I don't want little AJ accusing me of ducking her.... even though I already beat her. Let me tell you though.... anybody who eliminates AJ is definitely going to be in my good books. The second.... is Ashley Irvine. Why Ashley, you may ask.... and it's simple. I can't stand that group of sluts who posed for Playboy and got paraded around instead of me.... your champion.... and she's the one who annoys me the most.... so let's throw her in, so I can hope to make an example of her. Good luck Ladies.... because honestly, you'd have a better chance of seeing a Cold Day in Hell then you would of winning the title from me there.

(Eva drops the microphone and exits the ring.)

(We return to the ring and see the competitors for the Number One Contenders Battle Royal. They are AJ Lee, Ashley Irvine (with Rachel Cena handcuffed to her), Bayley, Charlotte Flair, Jesica Cole-Mann, Nikki Bella, Rebecca Michelle and Stacy Hancock. The bell rings Jesica goes around the ring and seems happy with all her opponents until she gets to Charlotte Flair and Nikki Bella and then she starts screaming at them. In the distraction, Ashley Irvine grabs her and throws her out of the ring. Rebecca Michelle hits a chop block on Ashley from behind but before Ashley can hit the mat, Rachel Cena, who is still handcuffed to her, pulls her up. Rebecca shouts at Rachel that that's not fair, to which Rachel hits her with a right hand and she stumbles back into a Bayley-to-Belly! Rebecca rolls to safety at the side of the ring and Charlotte Flair comes over to trade shots with Ashley. Ashley catches Charlotte off guard and Charlotte stumbles back and Ashley then scoops her up looking for the Boulder Holder.... but Ashley can't grip her properly thanks to the handcuff and Charlotte is able to escape out the back. Charlotte hits another chop block on Ashley which staggers her and then runs and hits Natural Selection. Rachel looks annoyed and kicks Charlotte in the midsection and hooks her for the Bastardisation but she too can't quite get the move right due to being handcuffed and Charlotte counters into a big back body drop, sending Rachel and Ashley flying. Nikki Bella then grabs Charlotte from behind and throws her out of the ring before she can build any more momentum. Rachel and Ashley get to their feet and Rachel looks annoyed. She seems to be trying to convince Ashley they should leave. Ashley doesn't seem to want to, but eventually she agrees. They step over the top rope onto the apron. They then seem to be having second thoughts, but AJ Lee runs over and shoves into Ashley hard and she goes flying off the apron, dragging Rachel with her who lands on top of her on the outside. AJ mocks them but not for long as she's then dumped out by a returning Rebecca Michelle. Rebecca turns around and is scooped up by Nikki Bella who is looking for the Rack Attack.... but Stacy hits a big kick to the head of Nikki. Nikki stumbles and ends up accidentally dropping Rebecca over the top rope, eliminating her. Nikki turns around confused and the opening lets Stacy run over and dump her out as well. Stacy mocks Nikki, doing her booty taunt, but this just leads to Bayley grabbing her and naling her with the Bayley-to-Belly! Stacy stumbles up but Bayley throws her out of the ring, winning the match!)

JR: This one was short and sweet.... but it looks like Bayley of all people will be Eva's next challenger!

King: She probably can't believe it.... she hasn't had a match in so long.

Kris: Maybe that was part of Eva's plan.....

(Bayley is jumping around the ring with excitement and then heads to the outside.... as she does the bell rings to signify the end of the match. Bayley turns around looking confused. The referee then motions over to Ashley and Rachel. Rachel has seemingly fallen asleep on top of Ashley and as a result her feet never touched the floor.)

Ring Announcer: The winner of this match.... and NEW number one contender for the EMF Women's Championship..... Rachel Cena!

("I Am The Fire" plays over the PA System but Rachel is still seemingly asleep. Suddenly it's cut off by "Boss It" and boos pour out as Eva Marie heads down to the ring with a microphone once more.)

Eva Marie: I'm sorry but there appears to have been a mistake. Rachel Cena was not in this match. Rachel Cena has been Women's Champion before... and was not one of the exceptions I allowed. Ashley was in this match.... but she was eliminated. Therefore the woman I will be facing at Cold Day in Hell is Bay....

("Bad, Bad Man" plays next and out comes John Cena. For once he gets a mixed reaction. He slides into the ring to address Eva.)

John Cena: Not so fast. Unfortunately... we have a precedent for this happening in the EMF before. Many years ago there was a Battle Royal for the Women's Championship between Christy Hemme and ALL the members of the Beautiful People.... and it was established following that match that any one who meets the criteria of the match who is in the ring when the bell sounds is a legal competitor. By allowing 2 exceptions you basically invalidated your "no former champions" rule... and Rachel was legally in the ring when the bell sounded. Therefore i am ruling that she was a competitor, and she is the winner!

Eva Marie: And if Bayley offers to sleep with you will that decision change? I don't play favorites like you do John. I am a woman who believes in fairness. She wasn't supposed to be in the match.... she can't win the match.

John Cena: I appreciate you have a point.... but I've made my decision. You will defend the title at Cold Day in Hell against my daughter. Well.... that is.... if you make it to Cold Day in Hell.... because I think the fairest thing to do, if you want to defend the title against Bayley so much.... is to have you do that right here, right now! And by the way... if Becky Bayless comes down here and disrupts the match, I'll fire her and strip you of the title. Ring the bell...

(Eva is screaming at him as Bayley slides into the ring behind her and the bell rings. Eva turns around and walks straight into a Bayley-to-Belly to a huge pop from the crowd. Eva rolls out of the ring to the outside. Bayley looks frustrated as the referee starts to count Eva out. Bayley heads outside, breaking the count and picks Eva up but Eva rakes the eyes and dives over to the announce position and demands her title belt. The belt is handed to her and she swings it at Bayley but Bayley ducks underneath it and then dropkicks Eva, who drops the belt. Bayley kicks the belt across the floor where Rachel Cena, who has just woken up but still appears dazed, grabs hold of it. Eva gets up and Bayley whips her into the ring post, and then throws her into the ring. The crowd go into a frenzy as Bayley slides into the ring and Eva is crawling across it on all fours while Bayley stalks her. Eva is yelling at Rachel to get her hands off her title belt. Bayley grabs Eva but suddenly Bayley is spun round by Rebecca Michelle who kicks her in the midsection and hits her with the Siren Song! The referee calls for the bell.)

Ring Announcer: The winner of this match as the result of a disqualification..... Bayley! However, still the EMF Women's Champion..... Eva Marie!

(Eva slides out of the ring as Rebecca applies the Hell Cat hold to Bayley. Bayley is struggling and eventually seems to pass out to the hold. Eva then returns to the ring.)

Eva Marie: You know..... I don't want to win by DQ.... restart the match!

(The bell rings and Eva just covers Bayley for the 1...... 2....... 3! Eva snatches her title belt from Rachel who is still at ring side and the 2 stare each other down for a moment. Suddenly, the lights go out. When they come back on, Rachel and Ashley have vanished. Eva looks confused, but heads up the ramp, raising her title with Rebecca following her as Bayley recovers in the ring looking annoyed.)

(The arena lights flicker and suddenly everything falls under a deep blanket of darkness when “Funeral March” by The fourth Floor blasts. There is a single spotlight beaming to life in the middle of the ring, revealing an old, battered, Victorian music box. The ratchet lever on the music box begins to spin and we all hear the gentle sounds of a music box eerily creep throughout the cold arena air that grows more ominous with every dainty pluck of pins and teeth, leaving us in the pitch of blackness, gripped by the callous, talon-clawed hands of fear as Lux Aeterna Tenebrosi Stellata plays.)

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen…. Brace yourselves!

(We see the silhouette of a small woman. She makes her way down the aisle as smoke crawls across the canvas surrounding everyone in the ring, at ringside and into the audience.)

Ring Announcer: Making her way down the aisle the lovely and loathsome Morose Rose - Miss Macabre, herself, Grace Brutal!

(She stops halfway down the aisle slyly looking back as a tiny spark flicks behind her. The spark quickly and suddenly turns into a small flame stood upon the wick of a candle which illuminates the contours and crevices of The Wretched Nobody's haggard mask. Suddenly a ring of flames ignite on the side of the ring and as a platform raises Azar Vulcan stands in the center. The flames flashing on his Television Championship.)

Ring Announcer: Making their way to the ring at a combined weight if 635 pounds. The challengers, The Mastermind and The Monster! AZAR VULCAN AND THE WRETCHED NOBODY!

JR-These two are the tag team champions, but it’s not about the titles tonight.

King-That’s probably the only thing that would make this match more intense.

Kris Gaffney-Probably.

(“Game on” blasts on the PA system. Tony Ikeda and CM Punk walk out on the stage, and they step inside of the ring.)

JR-Azar and the Wretched Nobody have had more real time experience as a team, but these two have known each other for a longer time.

King-I’m certain they have teamed with each other before, just not in a prolong sense.

Kris Gaffney-We’ll see if that can match Wretch and Azar’s experience.

[Tony Ikeda and the Wretched Nobody stand in the middle of the ring they throw fists to the face, neither wrestler is gaining an advantage. Tony Ikeda ducks under one the fists, and he connects with a standing drop kick that makes him stagger backwards. Tony Ikeda talks trash to Wretched Nobody. Wretch goes after him Tony Ikeda counters with a drop toe hold that makes Wretch fall on the ropes. Tony Ikeda runs to the ropes, but as his back is turned Azar Vulcan is able to make the tag. Tony Ikeda bounces off, but out of no where Azar Vulcan connects with a flying knee to the face. Azar Vulcan waits for Tony Ikeda to get up to his feet, and once he gets upt o his feet. He pushes him towards the corner, and Azar Vulcan connects with a hard knee to the gut in the corner, and then another one. Azar Vulcan brings Tony Ikeda out of the corner, and he connects with a few forearm shots to the face, and he attempts to whip Tony Ikeda to the ropes, but Tony Ikeda reverses the whip. Azar Vulcan jumps on the ropes, and spring boards into a spring board moonsault body press into a pinning combination. The ref goes into position to make the count The ref counts 1…………2…..KICK OUT by Tony Ikeda. Azar Vulcan makes the tag to the Wretched Nobody. The Wretched Nobody grabs Tony Ikeda, and he connects with a head butt that knocks down the Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda gets picked up by the Wretched Nobody. The Wretched Nobody whips him to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and the Wretched Nobody connects with a spinning side slam.]

JR-Tony Ikeda was able to get an opening flurry, but The Wretched Nobody’s and Azar Vulcan’s team work is coming to the forefront.

King-Had it not, Tony’s ears would have been defeated by Grace.

Kris Gaffney-Funny…we are our own TV network…I didn’t even know we had censors.

[The Wretched Nobody hits a few fists to Tony Ikeda, he picks him up, and he connects with a body slam. The Wretched Nobody makes the tag to Azar Vulcan who goes up to the top rope, and he jumps off and he goes for the blood moon stomp, but at the last moment Tony Ikeda moves out of the way. Azar Vulcan staggers. Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet. Azar Vulcan goes for the money maker, but Tony Ikeda ducks under, and hooks Azar Vulcan and he connects with the full nelson slam. Tony Ikeda crawls to the corner, and he makes the tag to CM Punk. CM Punk steps inside of the ring and he connects with a running clothesline on Azar Vulcan. Azar Vulcan gets up to his feet, CM Punk hits a few fists to the face that knocks back Azar Vulcan, and he tries to whip Azar Vulcan, but it’s reversed by Azar Vulcan. CM Punk lowers his head, but it’s countered with a swinging neck breaker. CM Punk takes a few moments to measures up on Azar Vulcan who goes into the corner. CM Punk runs towards him, and he connects with a running knee, and he turns around, and he connects with a running bulldog out of the corner. CM Punk gets up, but he’s right by the Wretched Nobody who reaches from his corner, lifts him up, and drops him with a choke slam without even leaving his corner.]

King-Um….

*JR, King, and Kris Gaffney look at their rule books*

[Azar Vulcan makes the tag to the Wretched Nobody, Azar Vulcan tries to attack Tony Ikeda, but Tony Ikeda is able to hip toss him out of the ring. Tony Ikeda follows him. Wretched Nobody goes for the trephination on CM Punk. CM Punk ducks under, and CM Punk lifts up the Wretched Nobody. The Wretched Nobody struggles out of the back, the ref back is turned as Azar is battling Tony. This has the ref trying to break it up on the outside of the ring. The Wretched Nobody hits a low blow on Punk, and plants him down with a trephination!! The Wretched Nobody goes into the cover on CM Punk. The ref counts 1………..2…………3!!]

JR-That low blow went undetected by the ref.

King-I don’t think it went undetected by Punk though.

(On the outside after the bell had rung, Azar Vulcan had hit Tony Ikeda with a chair, and he throws him into the ring. Azar Vulcan grabs another chair, and he slides into the ring, he hands it to Wretch, Azar and Wretch hit chair shots on the downed Tony Ikeda and CM Punk. “Twilight of the Thunder God” blasts on the PA system. Jackson Gunner runs to the ring a chair. Azar and Wretched Nobody seem ready for him. He slides into the ring, the lights go off…..the lights turn on. Wretch and Azar are now on the outside of the ring. Jackson Gunner looks confused for a moments. Then he checks on Tony Ikeda and CM Punk. Punk, Tony and Jackson talk trash to Wretch and Azar as Shockwave goes off the air.)