EMF: Shockwave
	(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, and we go into the Saturday Shockwave video.) (The lights are turned off as pyrotechnics blasts on the stage. The lights turn on as fans wave their signs, and scream as the fireworks end. Some signs say “Dawn is here”, “Christian doesn’t have much this week”, and “Cena fears aging”.) JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, I’m good ol’ JR, along side Jerry “The King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney. King-And we have quite a show for you tonight, headline by Kane, Kevin Bourne, and Randy Orton face each other. Kris Gaffney-Kane and Bourne had their individual battles at Legacy of Blood, and we all remember Orton defeating Bourne last Shockwave, so it should be interesting. JR-Let’s get started. (“Troy Gafgen’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Troy Gafgen walks to the ring. He steps inside of the ring.) JR-Troy had an impressive win over the Gambler last week. King-But now he has to face the Miz. Kris Gaffney-Yeah, and he just was contending for the TV. (“I Came to Play” blasts on the PA system as the Miz walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-The Miz certainly be happy. King-And with good reason, he was so close to being champion. Kris Gaffney-Why doesn’t he just go the Christian route, and just ask for one more match? [Troy Gafgen and the Miz pace around the ring, the Miz knowing that he has the disadvantage taunts the bigger Troy Gafgen. Troy Gafgen throws a wild fist to the face that the Miz is able to duck with his speed advantage, and he goes for a fist to the face of Troy Gafgen, but Troy Gafgen catches it in the palm of his hand. He starts to crush his hand, and then Troy Gafgen sets up the Miz, and he hits a hip toss that sends the Miz down on the mat. The Miz gets up stunned, and Troy Gafgen hits a few fists to the face, and the Miz stumbles to the ropes. Troy Gafgen whips the Miz off of the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. Troy Gafgen goes for a clothesline, but it’s ducked under by the Miz. He continues to the other side of the ring. He bounces off of the other side of the ring. He comes off of the ropes. The Miz goes for a cross body drop. But Troy Gafgen is able to catch the Miz. Troy holds the Miz for a few moments, letting him to think what is going to happen to him. Troy Gafgen then hits a fall away slam that sends the Miz crashing down on the mat. Troy Gafgen measures as up the Miz stumbles up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. He falls into the corner, and he Troy Gafgen goes over to where the Miz is, and he hits a few elbows into the corner. Troy Gafgen hits one too many, and the ref reminds Troy Gafgen that he needs to give the Miz some space, and then he holds up his hands. Then he goes back into the corner. Troy Gafgen hits a hard fist to the face that stuns the Miz. Troy Gafgen then whips the Miz into the opposite side of the ring’s corner. He crashes into the corner very hard, and once he stumbles out of the corner. Troy Gafgen is waiting for him as the Miz is coming at him pretty fast. Once that he gets there, Troy sets up The Miz gets hit with a belly to belly over head throw that sends him flying on the mat. He crashes into the mat, and he Troy Gafgen waits as the Miz stumbles up to his feet. But then he gets impatient, and pulls up the Miz by himself, but the Miz throws off his hands, and the Miz goes for a fist to the face. But Troy Gafgen blocks it. Then he hits a head but that takes down to his knee’s. Knowing that he can’t mess around anymore, Troy Gafgen picks up The Miz, and then he gets kicked in the gut, and put into power bomb position by Troy Gafgen.] JR-This is a move that could very well end the match. King-It ended the match for most every big man in the 90’s. Thus Catherine Walker approves. Kris Gaffney-Good times. [Troy Gafgen picks up the Miz, and he goes for the power bomb, but the Miz deciding that he wants to do something very Miz like considering the situation counters with a hurricanarana that sends Troy Gafgen flying into the corner. Troy Gafgen hits his face on the top turnbuckle. He falls on the top rope, holding himself up in the corner. The Miz turns him around, and he hits a few fists, and then a few stomps. Before the ref can really get on him to stop attacking him in the corner, the Miz whips him to the opposite side of the ring. He crashes into the corner, and the Miz measures up. He charges at Troy Gafgen, and he hits a clothesline into the corner. Troy Gafgen stumbles out of the corner, and the Miz is on the apron. He climbs up to the top rope, Troy Gafgen turns around. The Miz leaps off of the top rope for a flying cross body block. Troy Gafgen catches the Miz, and tries to put him on his shoulder. But the Miz is able to slide out of the back. Troy Gafgen turns around, the Miz kicks him in the gut, and he runs to the ropes, and he hits a running knee lift that makes Troy Gafgen turn around, he goes for a reverse neck breaker out of that. But Troy Gafgen is able to twist around, and then he pushes the Miz to the ropes. The Miz bounces off of the ropes. He comes off of the ropes, and then Troy Gafgen goes for a big boot, but it’s countered with a drop kick to the support leg that takes Troy Gafgen down to size. The Miz gets up to his feet as quickly as possible, and he sets up Troy Gafgen, and hits his trademark snap DDT that plants Troy Gafgen hard into the mat.] JR-That could do it! King-Troy might be taking a nap at dawn. Kris Gaffney-Maybe that’s why I wasn’t successful in my wrestling career…I never am wake at dawn. King-No…you just sucked. [The Miz waits for Troy Gafgen to get up to his feet, he stumbles up to his feet, and the Miz hooks Troy Gafgen for the Skull Crushing Finale. But it’s countered by Troy with a Snapmare, The Miz gets up, and runs right into the Crack of Dawn! Troy Gafgen goes into the cover on the Miz. The ref counts the 1………….2………….3!] JR-Troy Gafgen wins! King-Miz didn’t see that coming. (We open up the scene backstage, Cena is sitting back texting someone, laughing. Then you hear a little girl scream in frustration, Cena laughs. Then suddenly the door opens, Cena doesn't see who walks through the door. Suddenly little Catherine Walker pulls herself up on the chair on the other side of Cena's desk.) .::Catherine Walker::.-Why are you so mean? Laura is so nice, and your so mean! I'm going to text you many sad faces for that she texts him sad faces Cena: I dunno.... because you make it so easy, I guess. I still don't understand how you manage to text so many different people... .::Catherine Walker::.-I meet all types of different people through my grandpa's company. That's where my texting friend is, and he told me how to fix you.... Cena: Oh really? And how is that? (She stands on his desk, and looks into the camera, and says.) .::Catherine Walker::.-My name is Catherine Walker....and I'm a little girl....and vice president of texting relations. There I got you!! Cena: I assure you I have no idea what you're on about.... not that it matters... if it makes as much sense as your texts it'll just confuse us all anyway. .::Catherine Walker::.-What? OOOOOOH ok, well your not so great either, who died and made you MVP anyways? Cena: I've been MVP since before you held a cell phone. But right now... all the evidence you need is right here.... he raises the World title... not to mention that... I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS! .::Catherine Walker::.-Oh yeah.....well...she grabs the other tag team champions Now I'm the tag team champion....I mean. Na-uh, I heard that you only think your MVP, because AJ Styles said it. And he said it sarcastically...and even if he didn't, who listens to AJ Styles anyways? Clearly you, but my Daddy won a vote to be MVP, he's MVP, not you! Cena: Oh... I'm sorry sweetie... I think you're mistaken. No... you're Dad is the OAP of the EMF.... not the MVP. He may have been the MVP once but since all the other dinosaurs went extinct he lost all claim to that. .::Catherine Walker::.-That's not true! My Daddy is the best EVAH! Better than you! Cena: No ones better than me... you'll realise that one day. Hell I won the World title despite the fact I'm retired.... supposedly. Also if your Dad was so great, why is he so poor? .::Catherine Walker::.-WERE NOT POOR!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH (She runs out screaming, and she runs by her Mom.) .:: Stephanie McMahon-Walker::.-Playing nice with Catherine now? Cena: Of course... there's nothing I like better than being sent junk texts constantly. .:: Stephanie McMahon-Walker::.-Aw, you know she's a nice little girl. And our daughters seem to like each other. Cena: Yea.... you're right, I guess. So what brings you here anyway? Come to congratulate me on winning the championship yet again? .:: Stephanie McMahon-Walker::.-No...sure you have done that enough, after all you have been running around the hall ways reminding us what title you hold. But I do got something you might be interested in. Cena: Well you did have a few things I was interested in.... but since the Playboy shoot, all my questions were answered... .:: Stephanie McMahon-Walker::.-See...exactly why you should have kept me out of that thing, now there is no mystery, thank you for that. But what I have isn't anything about my body, it's about the world championship. Cena: Oh really? Am I getting to choose my opponent? .:: Stephanie McMahon-Walker::.-No...that would just be retarded who would make that idea. Crap, I forgot to turn off my cell phone uses phone...no Dad, that's a horrible idea, don't use... click, Stephanie puts her phone down Anyways, I think you should keep an eye on tonights main event. Supposively the guy might confront you. Cena: No one around here has the balls to confront me Steph... but... maybe I'll head out there, just to give them that chance. .:: Stephanie McMahon-Walker::.-Alright, well that's just what I'm told, now I better go after Catherine, and calm her down. Cena: Calm her down? She's fine... what I told her was no secret... .:: Stephanie McMahon-Walker::.-Well...she's a bit emotional sometimes. So I'll talk to you another time. Cena: OK, well.... thanks for the heads up, not that I need it. I guess I'll see you around. (Stephanie leaves as we fade into the ring.) (“If You Smell” blasts on the PA system as the Rock walks to the ring, not looking too happy as he does his usual taunts.) JR-I would wonder if the Rock is going to look past this match due to his recent feud with Kevin Bourne…but I don’t think so. King-This is the one guy who he wouldn’t look past. Kris Gaffney-So much hate… (“Dirty Window” blasts on the PA system as Dan Godwin walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-I got to wonder what Dan Godwin has got to be thinking. King-Probably nothing, this is the guy who would always pass up limo rides just to be a pain the ass. [The Rock and Dan Godwin start in the middle of the ring, the two talk trash, and then Dan Godwin and the Rock throw fists to the face. The Rock is able to block one of Dan Godwin’s fists, and he hits a few fists to the face that back up Dan Godwin. The Rock whips Dan Godwin to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. The Rock lowers his head, and he tries to go for a back body drop. But Dan Godwin tries to block it into a DDT. But the Rock is able to push Dan Godwin off. Dan Godwin lands on his feet, and he charges at the Rock, but the Rock goes for a clothesline, but Dan Godwin continues to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, he comes off of the ropes. The Rock hits a belly to belly over head throw that sends Dan Godwin. He crashes into the mat, slowly Dan Godwin hits a kick to the gut that doubles over Dan Godwin. The Rock runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes. He hits a swinging neck breaker on Dan Godwin. Dan Godwin is in pain, The Rock doesn’t care. He hits a few stomps on the downed Dan Godwin. Dan Godwin. The ref makes the Rock back up, Dan Godwin rolls into the corner. The Rock hits a few fists to the face of Dan Godwin. He stops, then he spits on his fist, and then he hits a spit punch. Dan Godwin almost falls out of the ring. Dan Godwin stumbles around, and he stumbles towards the Rock. The Rock grabs Dan Godwin, he throws him hard into the ring post. Dan Godwin is in pain, he pulls himself out of the corner, and he gets up in the corner as the Rock stands back. Dan Godwin is up dazed, the Rock charges, and he hits a clothesline in the corner. Dan Godwin stumbles out of the corner. The Rock kicks Dan Godwin in the gut, and then he hooks up Dan Godwin into a front face lock, he lifts up Dan Godwin, and he puts Dan Godwin on the top rope. The Rock hits a few fists to the face of Dan Godwin on the top rope. The ref warns him about going too far. The Rock just yells back at the ref, but he does stop. He goes up to the top rope, he hooks Dan Godwin, and then he hits a super plex that sends Dan Godwin crashing on the mat. Dan Godwin is down on the mat, but so is the Rock. The Rock gets up to his feet, he waits for Dan Godwin to get up to his feet. The Rock kicks Dan Godwin to the gut, and then he hits a DDT that plants him on the mat. Dan Godwin is on his face first, then he is able to put Dan Godwin on his back. The Rock goes inot the cover on Dan Godwin, and the ref counts the 1………………..2……………………..KICK OUT by Dan Godwin. The Rock looks up to the ref, and then he goes over to Dan Godwin. He starts hitting a few mounted fists to his face.] JR-Without a doubt the Rock has been much more aggressive in this match. King-Well with the history of this match up, can you blame him? Kris Gaffney-He does dis-like Godwin. [The ref finally grabs the Rock fist to stop the mounted fists to the face. The Rock spins around, and the Rock tries to turn back to Godwin. But this move coupled with the ref to make sure that he isn’t hit as well allows Dan Godwin to hit a low blow on the Rock. The Rock is pain. Dan Godwin grabs the Rock, and he throws him hard into the ring post the Rock is pain. Dan Godwin goes to the other side of the ring, and he uses this time to rest up, hoping that he can mount the offense on Dan Godwin. Dan Godwin see’s the Rock gets up to his feet, he charges at Dan Godwin. Dan Godwin counters this with a hot shot that sends the Rock falling into the top rope. Dan Godwin backs away as the Rock stumbles towards him. Dan Godwin sets up the Rock, and he hits a release northern lights suplex that sends the Rock flying on the mat. Dan Godwin falls on his knee trying to rest as the Rock tries to make it to his feet, this gives Godwin time to rest up as the Rock is up to his feet. He hits a few knife edge chops to the chest, and then the Rock stumbles backwards. The Rock gets whipped to the ropes, and it’s reversed by the Rock. Dan Godwin bounces off of the ropes, he comes off of the ropes, and he hits a flying forearm shot to the face, he nips up. Getting taunted by the crowd because of the HBK rip off, anyways The Rock gets up to his feet, and Dan Godwin hits an inverted atomic drop. Dan Godwin hits a knife edge chop that takes down the Rock. The Rock gets up to his feet, Dan Godwin picks up the Rock, and he hits a body slam. He goes to the nearest turnbuckle, he leaps off, and he hits a second rope splash! He goes into the cover for the 1…………2…..KICK OUT!] JR-The Rock almost had another bad week. King-Yeah, that wouldn’t be good. Kris Gaffney-Why did King just sound like Ashley Irvine for a moment there? [Suddenly X-Tazte starts walking down the ramp. Dan Godwin pulls up the Rock, but the Rock hits a few fists to the face that knocks down the Rock. The Rock turns around, and yells at X-Tazte. X-Tazte jumps on the apron. The Rock turns around, and he ducks the eXecution! The Rock pushes Godwin forward, and it just so happens that X-Tazte and Godwin hit heads. Godwin falls backwards, The Rock school boys Godwin, and the ref counts the 1…………….2………….3! The Rock gets up to his feet, stares down X-Tazte as he leaves ring side. Godwin turns around the Rock not happy, but it’s answered with a Rock Bottom! The Rock looks down at Godwin, he shakes his head, and he picks him up one more time. He sets up Godwin, he yells at X-Tazte, and he hits another one.] JR-Message sent. King-Yeah, but to who. Kris Gaffney-Well, I think Godwin got it, that much for sure. (“” blasts on the PA system as X-Tazte walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring in the demontic of fashion.) King-Wonder if he listens to devil music. Kris Gaffney-Who knows…maybe ask Kane? King- Sure that would end well. (“Close Your Eyes” blasts on the PA system as Christian walks to the ring doing his hoodie entrance.) JR-Christian has always been…interesting… King-Well, got to admit his spirit, that’s for sure. [Christian and X-Tazte pace around the ring, Christian yells “BLAH”. X-Tazte takes down Christian with a double leg take down, and he hits a few fists to the face of Christian. Christian turns it around, and then he hits a few fists to the face of X-Tazte. X-Tazte throws Christian off, Christian gets up to his feet, and X-Tazte calls Christian a “CLB”. Christian gets a dark look in his eyes, and he runs to the ropes, and he runs at X-Tazte. X-Tazte is able to counter this easily with a hip toss that sends Chrisitan down on the mat. Christian gets up to his feet, stunned, but still angry he charges at X-Tazte. X-Tazte hits a one man flap jack that sends Christian down on the mat in pain. X-Tazte gets up to his feet. Christian stumbles up to his feet, stunned. X-Tazte hits a standing drop kick that knocks back Christian back into the corner. X-Tazte hits a few stomps into the gut, and he whips Christian out of the corner. He crashes into the corner on the opposite side of the ring. Christian crashes into the corner, and X-Tazte charges at Christian, leaps up, and he sets up Christian. He hits a monkey flip that sends Christian flying out of the corner, and he falls down on this back. Christian is slow to get up to his feet, and X-Tazte taunts Christian. Christian although hurting buys it like usual, and he runs at X-Tazte. X-Tazte counters with a back elbow that hits Christian. Christian stumbles around, and X-Tazte hooks Christian for a tornado DDT. But as he was executing this, it seems that Christian was planning this the entire time. He throws him off of him. Christian falls on his feet. X-Tazte charges at Christian, but this time Christian is able to counter this with a scoop power slam. Christian grins, because he thinks he has this match back in his favor. He goes into the corner, and he motions for X-Tazte to get up to his feet, as he calls for a spear. X-Tazte gets up to his feet, and he turns around. Christian goes for the spear, but X-Tazte counters this with a knee lift, Christian stumbles in pain. X-Tazte goes for super kick. But it’s ducked under by Christian, Christian waits, and he kicks X-Tazte in the gut that doubles him over, and then he goes for the impaler DDT. Christian lifts up X-Tazte, but X-Tazte is able to use this chance to block it, and get under Christian. X-Tazte hits a northern lights suplex with a bridge. The ref counts the 1…………………..2……………KICK OUT by Christan. X-Tazte pulls up Christian, and he lifts him up, and he hits a body slam on the mat. X-Tazte points to the heavens in a domentic devil way. As he goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs to the top rope for a high risk move.] JR-X-Tazte going to the to the top. King-I got to believe this is a mistake, he should just be putting X-Tazte away. Kris Gaffney-This could be the move that puts him away though. [X-Tazte leaps off of the top rope, and he goes for a splash, but Christian gets his boots up, and this drives the air out of X-Tazte. Christian fights his way up, because X-Tazte has gotten up to his feet with a delayed reaction from that last move. Then Christian hits a quick kick to the gut. Christian hooks up X-Tazte, and Christian is able to hit the impaler DDT that he was looking for earlier. Christian takes a few moments to rest up, and then both wrestlers are down on the mat. Christian gets up on the corner, X-Tazte climbs up to the turnbuckle. Christian is up, X-Tazte charges at Christian, but Christian is able to counter with a one man flap jack that sends X-Tazte down on the mat. Slowly X-Tazte gets up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet, Christian hits a few fists to the face. Once he is reeling on the ropes, Christian whips X-Tazte to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Christian. X-Tazte lowers his head as Christian bounces off of the ropes, he lowers his head. It’s countered by Christian who hits a swinging neck breaker. X-Tazte is on the mat holding his neck Chrsitain rolls into the corner, and he slowly uses the ropes to get up to his feet to make sure that the count doesn’t really get to any important number that is worth mentioning in this match. Anyways, Christian takes a few moments to rest up, but see’s that X-Tazte is getting up to his feet, and charging at Christian, but Christian is able to duck out of the ropes, and he sling shots with a double boot to the face X-Tazte. Christian climbs up to the top rope, he waits for X-Tazte to go where he wants. Christian leaps off of the top rope, and he hits a flying back elbow that knocks down X-Tazte. Christian goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1…………..2…………KICK OUT by X-Tazte.] JR-X-Tazte might be wondering what it’ll take to put Christian away. King-Well he better start thinking Kris Gaffney-THINKING BAAAAAAAD [Christian waits as X-Tazte gets up to his feet, X-Tazte gets hooked by Christian. X-Tazte gets spinned, but X-Tazte keeps spinning right into his finisher that plants Christian on the mat! X-Tazte goes into the cover on Christian, and the ref counts the 1……………..2………….3!] JR-X-Tazte wins this match. King-Guess he found his counter there. Kris Gaffney-Maybe he was waiting on it, but that was a bit of a risk. (Earlier, CM Punk is watching a monitor from a few weeks ago. He looks extremely frustrated at watching the Rock betray him a few weeks ago. He grabs the nearest thing, he turns around.) .::CM Punk::.-Oh great, here I am, the best in the world. Yet I keep getting put in matches where I have no chance of success, so what the hell are you smiling at? (Punk is greeted with the one and only Scott Tazte standing beside him.) // Tazte //: ...Hello Punk. .::CM Punk::.-Good to know that your even as talkive as usual. You know when I joined you, you said that we could change the world. Well, how exactly do we plan on that? Where's the world title shots? Where is the women? Where is the CM Punk ice cream bar, damn it! // Tazte //: I never quite said it would be instantaneous, but you know all good things come in time. There's things at work and there's a plan in action Punk. Bide the time and in the end you'll be quite happy with the end results. .::CM Punk::.-Well that's just great, if didn't realize Kevin Bourne is running around here like he runs the place. Kane, the Demon, and X-Tazte have started some dark stable. John Cena...is still John Cena. I know us together are quite impressive ourselves. The Hall of Famer, and the Best in the World. But everyone of those guys I just named have an edge...what's ours? // Tazte //: In due time, soon enough. We are not alone Punk, remember that. (Tazte points to the sky as you hear fainly the x-files theme in the background. Tazte walks away grinning, as CM Punk looks around where the hell that music is coming from.) (“Pain” blasts on the PA system as Kevin Bourne walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Kevin Bourne’s Legacy of Blood could have went better. King-Yeah, he tried to out heel a heel. Kris Gaffney-Guess that’s something you shouldn’t do..especially when it’s Cena. (“Veil of Fire” blasts on the PA system as Kane walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Kane on the other hand, things went a little better for him. King-Well, what Bourne failed to mention, he didn’t do it alone. Kris Gaffney-Now he has a stable that includes 3 individual champions. (“Voices” blasts on the PA system as Randy Orton walks to the ring SLLLLLOOOOOWWLY as he walks to the ring.) King-My god…he just loves to torture us, doesn’t he? Kris Gaffney-Either that, or he wishes he could go faster, he just can’t (“Bad, Bad Man” blasts on the PA system as John Cena walks out to ring side with a chair, he sets the chair down, and smiles.) JR-Either one of these men could be challenging Cena for this match. King-Should be interesting to see if it has a effect. Kris Gaffney-I’m sure it’ll do something, why do it if nothing happens. King-Don’t be so sure…Merecedes walked down to the ring one time, and did nothing…that’s how smooth she is. [Kevin Bourne, Kane, and Randy Orton are staring each other down. Then Kane throws a fist to the face of Kevin Bourne, and Randy Orton takes this chance to hit a low blow on Kane, being that this is a triple threat that is completely legal. Kevin Bourne and Randy Orton knowing that Kane is the bigger of the two, decide to team up on him for a moment. Randy Orton, and Kevin Bourne throw fist to the face. They double whip Kane off of the ropes. Kane bounces off of the ropes, and Kane takes both Randy Orton, and Kevin Bourne. Kane grabs Randy Orton, and he throws him hard into the ring post. Randy Orton falls out of the ring. Kane turns around as Kevin Bourne is trying to get up to his feet, Kane pulls him up to his feet, but Kevin Bourne throws Kane’s hands off of him. Kevin Bourne starts to fire fists to the face, but Kane answers back with a upper cut that knocks Kevin Bourne backwards. Kevin Bourne holds on to the ropes. Kane hits a fist to the face of Kevin Bourne. Kevin Bourne is stunned, and then Kane whips Kevin Bourne to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes Kane hits a back elbow that knocks down Kevin Bourne. Kevin Bourne stumbles up to his feet, he’s in the corner, and Kane charges at Kevin Bourne. Kevin Bourne gets smashed in the corner with a body avalaunche that crushes Kevin Bourne in the corner. Kane backs out of the corner. Kane waits as Kevin Bourne stumbles out of the corner, and then he picks up Kevin Bourne, and drops him into a side walk slam. He goes into the cover 1……..2…….Randy Orton from the outside of the ring pulls Kane off of the cover. Kane turns around, and he hits a fist on Randy Orton that knocks Orton off of the apron. Kane turns around, and walks right into a front spine buster. This takes down Kane, Kevin Bourne takes a few moments to rest up. But Kane sits up, and Kevin Bourne answers with a quick clothesline that knocks down on the mat. Kevin Bourne hits a few stomps on the downed Kane. Kevin Bourne backs off, as Kane rolls into the corner, and tries to get up in the corner, and once he does. Kevin Bournc closes the gap between Kane, and him. Kevin Bourne stomps on Kane while he is getting up to his feet, and he puts his boot to the throat of Kane. The ref warns Kevin Bourne, and Kevin Bourne actually listens to the ref, probably because he saw Randy Orton trying to get to his feet. Kevin Bourne charges at Randy Orton, and he hits a baseball slide that sends Orton back to the mat. Kevin Bourne gets up to his feet. He turns around, and he gets grabbed around the throat by Kane, Kevin Bourne looks very surprised. Kane loads up Kevin Bourne for a choke slam. But he slips behind him, and Kevin Bourne hits a kick to the gut. He sets up Kane, and he hits a impaler DDT.] JR-Kevin Bourne thought very quickly on his feet there. King-Well he’s who he is for a reason. Kris Gaffney-Even though no one else could be who he is… King-True… [Kevin Bourne goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1……………2………….Randy Orton comes into the picture, and he hits a clubbing blow breaks up the count. Randy Orton takes a few moments to rest up as he is still getting over the attacks by Kane, and Kevin Bourne to keep him out of this match thus far. Kevin Bourne gets up to his feet, and he goes for a wild clothesline in rage, and he ducks under. Kevin Bourne continues to the ropes, and bounces off of the ropes. He comes off of the ropes, and Randy Orton hits a scoop power slam, Randy Orton yells for Kevin Bourne to get up. Once he gets up, Randy Orton goes for the RKO. But it’s countered by Kevin Bourne who pushes off, and Randy goes to the ropes. Kevin Bourne charges at Randy Orton. Randy Orton lowers his head, and hits a back body drop that sends Kevin Bourne out of the ring, he crashes on the mat below. Bourne gets up to his feet, and he stumbles up to his feet. He is by John Cena, Bourne looks like he’s going back into the ring. But then he shoves down Cena in his charge. Cena gets up to his feet, and starts to throw fists to the face. Bourne and Cena start brawling away from the ring. Inside of the ring Kane hits a big boot to Randy Orton. Kane picks up Randy Orton, and puts him over his shoulder, and he goes for the tombstone, but it’s countered by Randy Orton sliding out of the back. Randy Orton hits a 3.0 neck breaker that takes down Kane. Randy Orton watches as Kane rolls out of the ring, and gets up on the apron. Once he does that, Kane tries to get back into the ring, he kicks Kane in the face. Kane hangs over the middle rope, and Randy Orton hooks Kane, and then he drops him for the elevated DDT. Randy Orton pulls Kane away from the ropes, and he goes into the cover on Kane. He gets a 1……….2…….KICK OUT by Kane.] JR-Kevin Bourne and Cena are brawling. King-I guess Stephanie wasn’t kidding, was she? Kris Gaffney-If that’s what she meant… [Randy Orotn waits for Kane to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Randy Orton goes for the RKO, but Kane pushes Randy Orton off. Orton bounces off of the ropes. He comes off of the ropes, Kane grabs him around the throat. He lifts him up, and drives him down on the mat with a choke slam! Kane goes into the cover on Randy Orton, and he gets the 1………..2……….3!] JR-Kane wins this match. King-But the main story I think Bourne just declaired that he’s not done with Cena yet. K-Fed-Neither am I….SON. (“If You Smell” blasts on the PA system, the Rock walks out on the stage. He stares down at the ring. He then raises his arm, he yells a few things as Shockwave goes off the air.)

EMF: Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, and we go into the Saturday Shockwave video.)

(The lights are turned off as pyrotechnics blasts on the stage. The lights turn on as fans wave their signs, and scream as the fireworks end. Some signs say “Dawn is here”, “Christian doesn’t have much this week”, and “Cena fears aging”.)

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, I’m good ol’ JR, along side Jerry “The King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney.

King-And we have quite a show for you tonight, headline by Kane, Kevin Bourne, and Randy Orton face each other.

Kris Gaffney-Kane and Bourne had their individual battles at Legacy of Blood, and we all remember Orton defeating Bourne last Shockwave, so it should be interesting.

JR-Let’s get started.

(“Troy Gafgen’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Troy Gafgen walks to the ring. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Troy had an impressive win over the Gambler last week.

King-But now he has to face the Miz.

Kris Gaffney-Yeah, and he just was contending for the TV.

(“I Came to Play” blasts on the PA system as the Miz walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-The Miz certainly be happy.

King-And with good reason, he was so close to being champion.

Kris Gaffney-Why doesn’t he just go the Christian route, and just ask for one more match?

[Troy Gafgen and the Miz pace around the ring, the Miz knowing that he has the disadvantage taunts the bigger Troy Gafgen. Troy Gafgen throws a wild fist to the face that the Miz is able to duck with his speed advantage, and he goes for a fist to the face of Troy Gafgen, but Troy Gafgen catches it in the palm of his hand. He starts to crush his hand, and then Troy Gafgen sets up the Miz, and he hits a hip toss that sends the Miz down on the mat. The Miz gets up stunned, and Troy Gafgen hits a few fists to the face, and the Miz stumbles to the ropes. Troy Gafgen whips the Miz off of the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. Troy Gafgen goes for a clothesline, but it’s ducked under by the Miz. He continues to the other side of the ring. He bounces off of the other side of the ring. He comes off of the ropes. The Miz goes for a cross body drop. But Troy Gafgen is able to catch the Miz. Troy holds the Miz for a few moments, letting him to think what is going to happen to him. Troy Gafgen then hits a fall away slam that sends the Miz crashing down on the mat. Troy Gafgen measures as up the Miz stumbles up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. He falls into the corner, and he Troy Gafgen goes over to where the Miz is, and he hits a few elbows into the corner. Troy Gafgen hits one too many, and the ref reminds Troy Gafgen that he needs to give the Miz some space, and then he holds up his hands. Then he goes back into the corner. Troy Gafgen hits a hard fist to the face that stuns the Miz. Troy Gafgen then whips the Miz into the opposite side of the ring’s corner. He crashes into the corner very hard, and once he stumbles out of the corner. Troy Gafgen is waiting for him as the Miz is coming at him pretty fast. Once that he gets there, Troy sets up The Miz gets hit with a belly to belly over head throw that sends him flying on the mat. He crashes into the mat, and he Troy Gafgen waits as the Miz stumbles up to his feet. But then he gets impatient, and pulls up the Miz by himself, but the Miz throws off his hands, and the Miz goes for a fist to the face. But Troy Gafgen blocks it. Then he hits a head but that takes down to his knee’s. Knowing that he can’t mess around anymore, Troy Gafgen picks up The Miz, and then he gets kicked in the gut, and put into power bomb position by Troy Gafgen.]

JR-This is a move that could very well end the match.

King-It ended the match for most every big man in the 90’s. Thus Catherine Walker approves.

Kris Gaffney-Good times.

[Troy Gafgen picks up the Miz, and he goes for the power bomb, but the Miz deciding that he wants to do something very Miz like considering the situation counters with a hurricanarana that sends Troy Gafgen flying into the corner. Troy Gafgen hits his face on the top turnbuckle. He falls on the top rope, holding himself up in the corner. The Miz turns him around, and he hits a few fists, and then a few stomps. Before the ref can really get on him to stop attacking him in the corner, the Miz whips him to the opposite side of the ring. He crashes into the corner, and the Miz measures up. He charges at Troy Gafgen, and he hits a clothesline into the corner. Troy Gafgen stumbles out of the corner, and the Miz is on the apron. He climbs up to the top rope, Troy Gafgen turns around. The Miz leaps off of the top rope for a flying cross body block. Troy Gafgen catches the Miz, and tries to put him on his shoulder. But the Miz is able to slide out of the back. Troy Gafgen turns around, the Miz kicks him in the gut, and he runs to the ropes, and he hits a running knee lift that makes Troy Gafgen turn around, he goes for a reverse neck breaker out of that. But Troy Gafgen is able to twist around, and then he pushes the Miz to the ropes. The Miz bounces off of the ropes. He comes off of the ropes, and then Troy Gafgen goes for a big boot, but it’s countered with a drop kick to the support leg that takes Troy Gafgen down to size. The Miz gets up to his feet as quickly as possible, and he sets up Troy Gafgen, and hits his trademark snap DDT that plants Troy Gafgen hard into the mat.]

JR-That could do it!

King-Troy might be taking a nap at dawn.

Kris Gaffney-Maybe that’s why I wasn’t successful in my wrestling career…I never am wake at dawn.

King-No…you just sucked.

[The Miz waits for Troy Gafgen to get up to his feet, he stumbles up to his feet, and the Miz hooks Troy Gafgen for the Skull Crushing Finale. But it’s countered by Troy with a Snapmare, The Miz gets up, and runs right into the Crack of Dawn! Troy Gafgen goes into the cover on the Miz. The ref counts the 1………….2………….3!]

JR-Troy Gafgen wins!

King-Miz didn’t see that coming.

(We open up the scene backstage, Cena is sitting back texting someone, laughing. Then you hear a little girl scream in frustration, Cena laughs. Then suddenly the door opens, Cena doesn't see who walks through the door. Suddenly little Catherine Walker pulls herself up on the chair on the other side of Cena's desk.)

.::Catherine Walker::.-Why are you so mean? Laura is so nice, and your so mean! I'm going to text you many sad faces for that *she texts him sad faces*

Cena: I dunno.... because you make it so easy, I guess. I still don't understand how you manage to text so many different people...

.::Catherine Walker::.-I meet all types of different people through my grandpa's company. That's where my texting friend is, and he told me how to fix you....

Cena: Oh really? And how is that?

(She stands on his desk, and looks into the camera, and says.)

.::Catherine Walker::.-My name is Catherine Walker....and I'm a little girl....and vice president of texting relations. There I got you!!

Cena: I assure you I have no idea what you're on about.... not that it matters... if it makes as much sense as your texts it'll just confuse us all anyway.

.::Catherine Walker::.-What? OOOOOOH ok, well your not so great either, who died and made you MVP anyways?

Cena: I've been MVP since before you held a cell phone. But right now... all the evidence you need is right here.... *he raises the World title*... not to mention that... I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!

.::Catherine Walker::.-Oh yeah.....well...*she grabs the other tag team champions* Now I'm the tag team champion....I mean. Na-uh, I heard that you only think your MVP, because AJ Styles said it. And he said it sarcastically...and even if he didn't, who listens to AJ Styles anyways? Clearly you, but my Daddy won a vote to be MVP, he's MVP, not you!

Cena: Oh... I'm sorry sweetie... I think you're mistaken. No... you're Dad is the OAP of the EMF.... not the MVP. He may have been the MVP once but since all the other dinosaurs went extinct he lost all claim to that.

.::Catherine Walker::.-That's not true! My Daddy is the best EVAH! Better than you!

Cena: No ones better than me... you'll realise that one day. Hell I won the World title despite the fact I'm retired.... supposedly. Also if your Dad was so great, why is he so poor?

.::Catherine Walker::.-WERE NOT POOR!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

(She runs out screaming, and she runs by her Mom.)

.:: Stephanie McMahon-Walker::.-Playing nice with Catherine now?

Cena: Of course... there's nothing I like better than being sent junk texts constantly.

.:: Stephanie McMahon-Walker::.-Aw, you know she's a nice little girl. And our daughters seem to like each other.

Cena: Yea.... you're right, I guess. So what brings you here anyway? Come to congratulate me on winning the championship yet again?

.:: Stephanie McMahon-Walker::.-No...sure you have done that enough, after all you have been running around the hall ways reminding us what title you hold. But I do got something you might be interested in.

Cena: Well you did have a few things I was interested in.... but since the Playboy shoot, all my questions were answered...

.:: Stephanie McMahon-Walker::.-See...exactly why you should have kept me out of that thing, now there is no mystery, thank you for that. But what I have isn't anything about my body, it's about the world championship.

Cena: Oh really? Am I getting to choose my opponent?

.:: Stephanie McMahon-Walker::.-No...that would just be retarded who would make that idea. Crap, I forgot to turn off my cell phone *uses phone*...no Dad, that's a horrible idea, don't use... *click, Stephanie puts her phone down* Anyways, I think you should keep an eye on tonights main event. Supposively the guy might confront you.

Cena: No one around here has the balls to confront me Steph... but... maybe I'll head out there, just to give them that chance.

.:: Stephanie McMahon-Walker::.-Alright, well that's just what I'm told, now I better go after Catherine, and calm her down.

Cena: Calm her down? She's fine... what I told her was no secret...

.:: Stephanie McMahon-Walker::.-Well...she's a bit emotional sometimes. So I'll talk to you another time.

Cena: OK, well.... thanks for the heads up, not that I need it. I guess I'll see you around.

(Stephanie leaves as we fade into the ring.)

(“If You Smell” blasts on the PA system as the Rock walks to the ring, not looking too happy as he does his usual taunts.)

JR-I would wonder if the Rock is going to look past this match due to his recent feud with Kevin Bourne…but I don’t think so.

King-This is the one guy who he wouldn’t look past.

Kris Gaffney-So much hate…

(“Dirty Window” blasts on the PA system as Dan Godwin walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-I got to wonder what Dan Godwin has got to be thinking.

King-Probably nothing, this is the guy who would always pass up limo rides just to be a pain the ass.

[The Rock and Dan Godwin start in the middle of the ring, the two talk trash, and then Dan Godwin and the Rock throw fists to the face. The Rock is able to block one of Dan Godwin’s fists, and he hits a few fists to the face that back up Dan Godwin. The Rock whips Dan Godwin to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. The Rock lowers his head, and he tries to go for a back body drop. But Dan Godwin tries to block it into a DDT. But the Rock is able to push Dan Godwin off. Dan Godwin lands on his feet, and he charges at the Rock, but the Rock goes for a clothesline, but Dan Godwin continues to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, he comes off of the ropes. The Rock hits a belly to belly over head throw that sends Dan Godwin. He crashes into the mat, slowly Dan Godwin hits a kick to the gut that doubles over Dan Godwin. The Rock runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes. He hits a swinging neck breaker on Dan Godwin. Dan Godwin is in pain, The Rock doesn’t care. He hits a few stomps on the downed Dan Godwin. Dan Godwin. The ref makes the Rock back up, Dan Godwin rolls into the corner. The Rock hits a few fists to the face of Dan Godwin. He stops, then he spits on his fist, and then he hits a spit punch. Dan Godwin almost falls out of the ring. Dan Godwin stumbles around, and he stumbles towards the Rock. The Rock grabs Dan Godwin, he throws him hard into the ring post. Dan Godwin is in pain, he pulls himself out of the corner, and he gets up in the corner as the Rock stands back. Dan Godwin is up dazed, the Rock charges, and he hits a clothesline in the corner. Dan Godwin stumbles out of the corner. The Rock kicks Dan Godwin in the gut, and then he hooks up Dan Godwin into a front face lock, he lifts up Dan Godwin, and he puts Dan Godwin on the top rope. The Rock hits a few fists to the face of Dan Godwin on the top rope. The ref warns him about going too far. The Rock just yells back at the ref, but he does stop. He goes up to the top rope, he hooks Dan Godwin, and then he hits a super plex that sends Dan Godwin crashing on the mat. Dan Godwin is down on the mat, but so is the Rock. The Rock gets up to his feet, he waits for Dan Godwin to get up to his feet. The Rock kicks Dan Godwin to the gut, and then he hits a DDT that plants him on the mat. Dan Godwin is on his face first, then he is able to put Dan Godwin on his back. The Rock goes inot the cover on Dan Godwin, and the ref counts the 1………………..2……………………..KICK OUT by Dan Godwin. The Rock looks up to the ref, and then he goes over to Dan Godwin. He starts hitting a few mounted fists to his face.]

JR-Without a doubt the Rock has been much more aggressive in this match.

King-Well with the history of this match up, can you blame him?

Kris Gaffney-He does dis-like Godwin.

[The ref finally grabs the Rock fist to stop the mounted fists to the face. The Rock spins around, and the Rock tries to turn back to Godwin. But this move coupled with the ref to make sure that he isn’t hit as well allows Dan Godwin to hit a low blow on the Rock. The Rock is pain. Dan Godwin grabs the Rock, and he throws him hard into the ring post the Rock is pain. Dan Godwin goes to the other side of the ring, and he uses this time to rest up, hoping that he can mount the offense on Dan Godwin. Dan Godwin see’s the Rock gets up to his feet, he charges at Dan Godwin. Dan Godwin counters this with a hot shot that sends the Rock falling into the top rope. Dan Godwin backs away as the Rock stumbles towards him. Dan Godwin sets up the Rock, and he hits a release northern lights suplex that sends the Rock flying on the mat. Dan Godwin falls on his knee trying to rest as the Rock tries to make it to his feet, this gives Godwin time to rest up as the Rock is up to his feet. He hits a few knife edge chops to the chest, and then the Rock stumbles backwards. The Rock gets whipped to the ropes, and it’s reversed by the Rock. Dan Godwin bounces off of the ropes, he comes off of the ropes, and he hits a flying forearm shot to the face, he nips up. Getting taunted by the crowd because of the HBK rip off, anyways The Rock gets up to his feet, and Dan Godwin hits an inverted atomic drop. Dan Godwin hits a knife edge chop that takes down the Rock. The Rock gets up to his feet, Dan Godwin picks up the Rock, and he hits a body slam. He goes to the nearest turnbuckle, he leaps off, and he hits a second rope splash! He goes into the cover for the 1…………2…..KICK OUT!]

JR-The Rock almost had another bad week.

King-Yeah, that wouldn’t be good.

Kris Gaffney-Why did King just sound like Ashley Irvine for a moment there?

[Suddenly X-Tazte starts walking down the ramp. Dan Godwin pulls up the Rock, but the Rock hits a few fists to the face that knocks down the Rock. The Rock turns around, and yells at X-Tazte. X-Tazte jumps on the apron. The Rock turns around, and he ducks the eXecution! The Rock pushes Godwin forward, and it just so happens that X-Tazte and Godwin hit heads. Godwin falls backwards, The Rock school boys Godwin, and the ref counts the 1…………….2………….3! The Rock gets up to his feet, stares down X-Tazte as he leaves ring side. Godwin turns around the Rock not happy, but it’s answered with a Rock Bottom! The Rock looks down at Godwin, he shakes his head, and he picks him up one more time. He sets up Godwin, he yells at X-Tazte, and he hits another one.]

JR-Message sent.

King-Yeah, but to who.

Kris Gaffney-Well, I think Godwin got it, that much for sure.

(“” blasts on the PA system as X-Tazte walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring in the demontic of fashion.)

King-Wonder if he listens to devil music.

Kris Gaffney-Who knows…maybe ask Kane?

King- Sure that would end well.

(“Close Your Eyes” blasts on the PA system as Christian walks to the ring doing his hoodie entrance.)

JR-Christian has always been…interesting…

King-Well, got to admit his spirit, that’s for sure.

[Christian and X-Tazte pace around the ring, Christian yells “BLAH”. X-Tazte takes down Christian with a double leg take down, and he hits a few fists to the face of Christian. Christian turns it around, and then he hits a few fists to the face of X-Tazte. X-Tazte throws Christian off, Christian gets up to his feet, and X-Tazte calls Christian a “CLB”. Christian gets a dark look in his eyes, and he runs to the ropes, and he runs at X-Tazte. X-Tazte is able to counter this easily with a hip toss that sends Chrisitan down on the mat. Christian gets up to his feet, stunned, but still angry he charges at X-Tazte. X-Tazte hits a one man flap jack that sends Christian down on the mat in pain. X-Tazte gets up to his feet. Christian stumbles up to his feet, stunned. X-Tazte hits a standing drop kick that knocks back Christian back into the corner. X-Tazte hits a few stomps into the gut, and he whips Christian out of the corner. He crashes into the corner on the opposite side of the ring. Christian crashes into the corner, and X-Tazte charges at Christian, leaps up, and he sets up Christian. He hits a monkey flip that sends Christian flying out of the corner, and he falls down on this back. Christian is slow to get up to his feet, and X-Tazte taunts Christian. Christian although hurting buys it like usual, and he runs at X-Tazte. X-Tazte counters with a back elbow that hits Christian. Christian stumbles around, and X-Tazte hooks Christian for a tornado DDT. But as he was executing this, it seems that Christian was planning this the entire time. He throws him off of him. Christian falls on his feet. X-Tazte charges at Christian, but this time Christian is able to counter this with a scoop power slam. Christian grins, because he thinks he has this match back in his favor. He goes into the corner, and he motions for X-Tazte to get up to his feet, as he calls for a spear. X-Tazte gets up to his feet, and he turns around. Christian goes for the spear, but X-Tazte counters this with a knee lift, Christian stumbles in pain. X-Tazte goes for super kick. But it’s ducked under by Christian, Christian waits, and he kicks X-Tazte in the gut that doubles him over, and then he goes for the impaler DDT. Christian lifts up X-Tazte, but X-Tazte is able to use this chance to block it, and get under Christian. X-Tazte hits a northern lights suplex with a bridge. The ref counts the 1…………………..2……………KICK OUT by Christan. X-Tazte pulls up Christian, and he lifts him up, and he hits a body slam on the mat. X-Tazte points to the heavens in a domentic devil way. As he goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs to the top rope for a high risk move.]

JR-X-Tazte going to the to the top.

King-I got to believe this is a mistake, he should just be putting X-Tazte away.

Kris Gaffney-This could be the move that puts him away though.

[X-Tazte leaps off of the top rope, and he goes for a splash, but Christian gets his boots up, and this drives the air out of X-Tazte. Christian fights his way up, because X-Tazte has gotten up to his feet with a delayed reaction from that last move. Then Christian hits a quick kick to the gut. Christian hooks up X-Tazte, and Christian is able to hit the impaler DDT that he was looking for earlier. Christian takes a few moments to rest up, and then both wrestlers are down on the mat. Christian gets up on the corner, X-Tazte climbs up to the turnbuckle. Christian is up, X-Tazte charges at Christian, but Christian is able to counter with a one man flap jack that sends X-Tazte down on the mat. Slowly X-Tazte gets up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet, Christian hits a few fists to the face. Once he is reeling on the ropes, Christian whips X-Tazte to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Christian. X-Tazte lowers his head as Christian bounces off of the ropes, he lowers his head. It’s countered by Christian who hits a swinging neck breaker. X-Tazte is on the mat holding his neck Chrsitain rolls into the corner, and he slowly uses the ropes to get up to his feet to make sure that the count doesn’t really get to any important number that is worth mentioning in this match. Anyways, Christian takes a few moments to rest up, but see’s that X-Tazte is getting up to his feet, and charging at Christian, but Christian is able to duck out of the ropes, and he sling shots with a double boot to the face X-Tazte. Christian climbs up to the top rope, he waits for X-Tazte to go where he wants. Christian leaps off of the top rope, and he hits a flying back elbow that knocks down X-Tazte. Christian goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1…………..2…………KICK OUT by X-Tazte.]

JR-X-Tazte might be wondering what it’ll take to put Christian away.

King-Well he better start thinking

Kris Gaffney-THINKING BAAAAAAAD

[Christian waits as X-Tazte gets up to his feet, X-Tazte gets hooked by Christian. X-Tazte gets spinned, but X-Tazte keeps spinning right into his finisher that plants Christian on the mat! X-Tazte goes into the cover on Christian, and the ref counts the 1……………..2………….3!]

JR-X-Tazte wins this match.

King-Guess he found his counter there.

Kris Gaffney-Maybe he was waiting on it, but that was a bit of a risk.

(Earlier, CM Punk is watching a monitor from a few weeks ago. He looks extremely frustrated at watching the Rock betray him a few weeks ago. He grabs the nearest thing, he turns around.)

.::CM Punk::.-Oh great, here I am, the best in the world. Yet I keep getting put in matches where I have no chance of success, so what the hell are you smiling at?

(Punk is greeted with the one and only Scott Tazte standing beside him.)

// Tazte //: ...Hello Punk.

.::CM Punk::.-Good to know that your even as talkive as usual. You know when I joined you, you said that we could change the world. Well, how exactly do we plan on that? Where's the world title shots? Where is the women? Where is the CM Punk ice cream bar, damn it!

// Tazte //: I never quite said it would be instantaneous, but you know all good things come in time. There's things at work and there's a plan in action Punk. Bide the time and in the end you'll be quite happy with the end results.

.::CM Punk::.-Well that's just great, if didn't realize Kevin Bourne is running around here like he runs the place. Kane, the Demon, and X-Tazte have started some dark stable. John Cena...is still John Cena. I know us together are quite impressive ourselves. The Hall of Famer, and the Best in the World. But everyone of those guys I just named have an edge...what's ours?

// Tazte //: In due time, soon enough. We are not alone Punk, remember that.

(Tazte points to the sky as you hear fainly the x-files theme in the background. Tazte walks away grinning, as CM Punk looks around where the hell that music is coming from.)

(“Pain” blasts on the PA system as Kevin Bourne walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Kevin Bourne’s Legacy of Blood could have went better.

King-Yeah, he tried to out heel a heel.

Kris Gaffney-Guess that’s something you shouldn’t do..especially when it’s Cena.

(“Veil of Fire” blasts on the PA system as Kane walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Kane on the other hand, things went a little better for him.

King-Well, what Bourne failed to mention, he didn’t do it alone.

Kris Gaffney-Now he has a stable that includes 3 individual champions.

(“Voices” blasts on the PA system as Randy Orton walks to the ring SLLLLLOOOOOWWLY as he walks to the ring.)

King-My god…he just loves to torture us, doesn’t he?

Kris Gaffney-Either that, or he wishes he could go faster, he just can’t

(“Bad, Bad Man” blasts on the PA system as John Cena walks out to ring side with a chair, he sets the chair down, and smiles.) JR-Either one of these men could be challenging Cena for this match. King-Should be interesting to see if it has a effect. Kris Gaffney-I’m sure it’ll do something, why do it if nothing happens. King-Don’t be so sure…Merecedes walked down to the ring one time, and did nothing…that’s how smooth she is. [Kevin Bourne, Kane, and Randy Orton are staring each other down. Then Kane throws a fist to the face of Kevin Bourne, and Randy Orton takes this chance to hit a low blow on Kane, being that this is a triple threat that is completely legal. Kevin Bourne and Randy Orton knowing that Kane is the bigger of the two, decide to team up on him for a moment. Randy Orton, and Kevin Bourne throw fist to the face. They double whip Kane off of the ropes. Kane bounces off of the ropes, and Kane takes both Randy Orton, and Kevin Bourne. Kane grabs Randy Orton, and he throws him hard into the ring post. Randy Orton falls out of the ring. Kane turns around as Kevin Bourne is trying to get up to his feet, Kane pulls him up to his feet, but Kevin Bourne throws Kane’s hands off of him. Kevin Bourne starts to fire fists to the face, but Kane answers back with a upper cut that knocks Kevin Bourne backwards. Kevin Bourne holds on to the ropes. Kane hits a fist to the face of Kevin Bourne. Kevin Bourne is stunned, and then Kane whips Kevin Bourne to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes Kane hits a back elbow that knocks down Kevin Bourne. Kevin Bourne stumbles up to his feet, he’s in the corner, and Kane charges at Kevin Bourne. Kevin Bourne gets smashed in the corner with a body avalaunche that crushes Kevin Bourne in the corner. Kane backs out of the corner. Kane waits as Kevin Bourne stumbles out of the corner, and then he picks up Kevin Bourne, and drops him into a side walk slam. He goes into the cover 1……..2…….Randy Orton from the outside of the ring pulls Kane off of the cover. Kane turns around, and he hits a fist on Randy Orton that knocks Orton off of the apron. Kane turns around, and walks right into a front spine buster. This takes down Kane, Kevin Bourne takes a few moments to rest up. But Kane sits up, and Kevin Bourne answers with a quick clothesline that knocks down on the mat. Kevin Bourne hits a few stomps on the downed Kane. Kevin Bourne backs off, as Kane rolls into the corner, and tries to get up in the corner, and once he does. Kevin Bournc closes the gap between Kane, and him. Kevin Bourne stomps on Kane while he is getting up to his feet, and he puts his boot to the throat of Kane. The ref warns Kevin Bourne, and Kevin Bourne actually listens to the ref, probably because he saw Randy Orton trying to get to his feet. Kevin Bourne charges at Randy Orton, and he hits a baseball slide that sends Orton back to the mat. Kevin Bourne gets up to his feet. He turns around, and he gets grabbed around the throat by Kane, Kevin Bourne looks very surprised. Kane loads up Kevin Bourne for a choke slam. But he slips behind him, and Kevin Bourne hits a kick to the gut. He sets up Kane, and he hits a impaler DDT.]

JR-Kevin Bourne thought very quickly on his feet there.

King-Well he’s who he is for a reason.

Kris Gaffney-Even though no one else could be who he is…

King-True…

[Kevin Bourne goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1……………2………….Randy Orton comes into the picture, and he hits a clubbing blow breaks up the count. Randy Orton takes a few moments to rest up as he is still getting over the attacks by Kane, and Kevin Bourne to keep him out of this match thus far. Kevin Bourne gets up to his feet, and he goes for a wild clothesline in rage, and he ducks under. Kevin Bourne continues to the ropes, and bounces off of the ropes. He comes off of the ropes, and Randy Orton hits a scoop power slam, Randy Orton yells for Kevin Bourne to get up. Once he gets up, Randy Orton goes for the RKO. But it’s countered by Kevin Bourne who pushes off, and Randy goes to the ropes. Kevin Bourne charges at Randy Orton. Randy Orton lowers his head, and hits a back body drop that sends Kevin Bourne out of the ring, he crashes on the mat below. Bourne gets up to his feet, and he stumbles up to his feet. He is by John Cena, Bourne looks like he’s going back into the ring. But then he shoves down Cena in his charge. Cena gets up to his feet, and starts to throw fists to the face. Bourne and Cena start brawling away from the ring. Inside of the ring Kane hits a big boot to Randy Orton. Kane picks up Randy Orton, and puts him over his shoulder, and he goes for the tombstone, but it’s countered by Randy Orton sliding out of the back. Randy Orton hits a 3.0 neck breaker that takes down Kane. Randy Orton watches as Kane rolls out of the ring, and gets up on the apron. Once he does that, Kane tries to get back into the ring, he kicks Kane in the face. Kane hangs over the middle rope, and Randy Orton hooks Kane, and then he drops him for the elevated DDT. Randy Orton pulls Kane away from the ropes, and he goes into the cover on Kane. He gets a 1……….2…….KICK OUT by Kane.]

JR-Kevin Bourne and Cena are brawling.

King-I guess Stephanie wasn’t kidding, was she?

Kris Gaffney-If that’s what she meant…

[Randy Orotn waits for Kane to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Randy Orton goes for the RKO, but Kane pushes Randy Orton off. Orton bounces off of the ropes. He comes off of the ropes, Kane grabs him around the throat. He lifts him up, and drives him down on the mat with a choke slam! Kane goes into the cover on Randy Orton, and he gets the 1………..2……….3!]

JR-Kane wins this match.

King-But the main story I think Bourne just declaired that he’s not done with Cena yet.

K-Fed-Neither am I….SON.

(“If You Smell” blasts on the PA system, the Rock walks out on the stage. He stares down at the ring. He then raises his arm, he yells a few things as Shockwave goes off the air.)