EMF: Shockwave
	(The EMF logo flashes on the screen) (We open up in the darken arena as pyrotechnics blasts on the stage. The lights turn on and the camera gets a shot of the crowd who is yelling and waving their signs. The camera takes a few shots of the crowd, finally it zooms out to display the location information. After a few moments we go into one more scan of the crowd as the commentators begin to speak over the final crowd shot.) JR-Tonight the EMF comes to you live from Paradise, Nevada. Welcome to Saturday Shockwave. I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross and I’m joined by Jerry “the King” Lawler and Kris “KG” Gaffney. King-Tonight the Wretched Nobody takes on the sometime tag team partner of Tony Ikeda, CM Punk. Kris Gaffney-Punk has had a bit of a career resurgence as of late. King-Don’t tell Dan Godwin, he might lose his hair. JR-Anyways, let’s start out with the first match of the night. (We open up in the backstage area. The camera gets a shot of Ashley Irvine with a very disappointed look on her face. She is wearing a picture of her face with a wide smile with a No sign over it. A sign behind her says "throw things at bad little Ash Ash". Ashley reaches from off the camera, and gets a pie, and she throws it in her face. She looks at the camera with pie on her face, and slowly a wide smile starts to form, and she jumps into what remains of the pie, and starts to eat it.) Suddenly, she's approached by none other than Ronda Rousey... or so it would seem at first glance, though it quickly becomes clear this is not the case. The individual points at Ashley, and then starts pointing at just about everything in the room while Rachel, who is handcuffed to Ashley still, rolls her eyes.) Rachel: Here we go..... (Suddenly, "Ronda" speaks in a strong Scottish Accent.) Ronda: So I heard you two were having some troubles getting a title shot from Eva Marie.... Rachel: Why is she Scottish? I don't get it.... (Ashley is looking at her phone, and she giggles.) .::"The Extreme Princess" Ashley Irvine::.-Hehe, meh Daddy is more interested in why Roddy Piper was Scottish....I don't get it. But NO, I was remembered that there was some reason why I licked Rachel, but then I forgot. Then this TV show reminded me that BAD Ashley, I wasn't sure until I heard the music, and then I realized I was a BAD little Ash Ash!! Ronda: Well that's why I'm here! I can clear your name! I happened to have been recording you when the licking happened... and as much as I don't want to give up my tape... I think you should have it, so you don't get fired. .::"The Extreme Princess" Ashley Irvine::.-I'm going to get fired now? Oh! I didn't know I was working. Can you tell Aunt Mickie I'm going to need meh eyes back? She's working with them, and I don't know if I can work without them. Rachel: All I know is that Rowdy Ronda Peeper here was video taping you secretly.... like some kind of pervert. Ronda: Every single Scottish person does it! At least that's what I'm told... .::Ashley Irvine::.-Stupid Scots!! They ruined Scotland!! What were we doing now? Oh....we need to see a movie? It better have a good ending or... (Ashley jumps over the table, and she shakes her fist.) Rachel: Something tells me the ending will be close up shots of your boobs.... but who knows. Maybe I'll be surprised and this will actually be helpful and not creepy... (Ashley jumps back over the table, and she grabs the tape, and hands it over to someone, and the screen fade away as Ashley somehow grabs popcorn as she offers some to Rachel. We fade into the picture as it shows the explosion in Ashley's lab, and a whole bunch of gummy bears goes flying, and Ashley jumps to what has been assumed to lick Rachel.....but as it continues where other cut off Ashley eats some gummy bears. We fade back.) .::Ashley Irvine::.-Was that how it went? OH right!....Now the only question is...why does this creepy tape exist! Rachel: I'd quite like to know the answer to that too.... Ronda: Well.... it doesn't matter, does it? All that matters is this clears your name! .::Ashley Irvine::.-Only it does!! (a monitor from the same show opens up with evil music.) .::announcer::.-Think your privacy is safe? How wrong you are. For a creepy man in woman's clothing just might be taping you without your consent! Tonight we will report on Eddie Stratus: The Rowdy Roddy Peeper". .::Ashley Irvine::.-Oh RACHEL...hear that music...he's evil...and soooooooooooooooooooo CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPY!! Rachel: Well... he kind of just saved your job... I think? .::Ashley Irvine::.-Did it? I forget *she twirls her hair. (Suddenly a door slams open. It's Ashley's evil NOT lesbian twin clone as she raises her fists to the air.) .::AENLTC::.-AHHHH I'm Ashley's evil NOT Lesbian twin clone, and I'm going to ruin Ashley's reputation by making out with every guy I see. (AENLTC looks around, and all she see's is "Ronda Rousey" she grabs him, and is about to make out with him as she dips him down. Eddie smiles, and suddenly AENLTC drops him and gets a disgusted look on her face.) .::AENLTC::.-Ach!! No!! Gross!! Creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppppppyy (She dives out a window as Ashley waves.) .::Ashley Irvine::.-Byeeeeeeee Ms. Evil twin clone! Ronda: Well.... close enough... I guess.... Rachel: Are you done creeping everyone out yet? Ronda: NEVER! (She dives out the window too, and chases after the evil twin clone.) .::Ashley Irvine::.-Oh well...now wonder where Ms. twin clone is...or am I the twin clone! That wouldn't be good!! (Ashley starts to writing something as she tries to figure out this important question as we fade away into the ring side area.) (Lights go black and the crowd silences in anticipation. Suddenly, there are digital images of different animals that are choking out their prey inside of the ring. On the ramp are digital animations of powerful boa constrictors and anacondas as the arena lights begin to pulse a dark blue and the arena fills with smoke. From the back steps GOAT wearing an all-black suit. He stops at the top of the ramp and lifts his head as he stares at the ring. He slowly raises one hand and then begins a slow and methodical walk to the ring.) Beautiful female announcer: “Ladies and Gentelmen. It is my pleasure to introduce to you. He stands 6’1” and weighs a total of 205 pounds of American bread greatness. He is, GOAT!” (GOAT continues his methodical walk down the ramp as fans cheer him on with excitement and he slides quickly into the ring. He finds his corner, takes the top half of his suit off. Now shirtless, he stands motionless with a deadly look in his eyes as he waits for his match to begin.) JR: GOAT has shown some skills in the tag team division, but he’s going to have his hands full tonight making his in-ring singles debut against somebody like Azar Vulcan. King: If I were a betting man, I think the Melon Gods are going to give us a hell of a match tonight! KG: FUCK YEAH! Wait, can I say that here? King: Well, you just did. (“I’m better than you and you know it” Is said over the loudspeakers right before Lamb Of God- “Overlord” hits. The crowd erupts in boos as the lighting begins to flash green and gold. The ramp fills with images of money as Azar Vulcan steps out from the back with a smug grin on his face and his Television Championship on one shoulder as his Tag Team Championship is strapped around his waist.. He stops atop of the ramp laughing at the fans.) Announcer: Ladies and gentleman, making his way to the ring, weighing in at 215 pounds and standing 5’11”. He is one half of the Extreme Measures Federation Tag Team Champions and he is also the EMF Television Champion, The Best In The World, Azar “Mastermind” Vulcan! (He puts a left fist into the air and makes his way down the ramp. He pretends as if he’s going to fist bump the fans, but gives them the middle finger instead and laughs. He stops at the ring, jumps up onto the outside ring apron, grabs the top rope and leaps right up over the top rope, spins in the ring with his arms out and stops in the center of the ring. He holds his hands out cockily taking in all of the fans' boos, slams his hands down to his crotch in an X formation and then puts two middle fingers up before walking into his corner and relaxing against the ring post with a smug grin as he awaits his match to begin.) Jr: You don’t have to like the guy, but his resume speaks for itself. Azar is an extraordinary athlete and wielding two championships is very impressive. Especially here in the EMF. King: Very impressive to say the least and his girlfriend has some great assssets as well. Too bad she isn’t ringside with us? KG: The Melon Gods would prefer you not gawking at her, King. (Both Azar and GOAT stare at one another from across the ring.) Jr: The tension can be cut with a knife! GOAT is looking to weaken Azar for his partner, Dr. Jim Vice. King: Smart, but I think Azar is looking to prove a point to Dr. Jim Vice at the expense of GOAT! KG: Only The Melon Gods know… DING! DING! DING! (Azar slowly walks to the center of the ring, GOAT doesn’t move as he just stares at Azar. Azar stands in the center and motions for GOAT to step forward. He marks a line in the center of the ring and says “bring it” Azar smirks as GOAT slowly walks to the center to meet Azar. GOAT emotionless and Azar smirking, both confident. Azar puts his hand up as if he wants to lock up with GOAT. GOAT looks at the hand and then locks eyes with Azar again as he shakes his head. Azar lowers his hand to the face of GOAT as he turns it around and gives him the middle finger and then attempts a quick left hook that GOAT ducks under, wraps up Azar quickly and delivers a vicious release Dragon Suplex that sends Azar right onto his head. He’s able to finish the roll and get back to his feet. Once back to his feet Azar quickly charges GOAT and once quick enough, GOAT drops grabbing Azar’s arm and sending him to the ground with an arm-drag takedown. Again, Azar is quick to his feet and leaps up to hit GOAT with a dropkick, but GOAT quickly swats the feet to the side and as Azar goes to the ground, but again quickly back to his feet. The smirk comes across his face again and he shakes his head as if to say he’s surprised with the skill, but still confident. GOAT still standing confidently in the middle of the ring, Azar runs at him. This time Azar ducks under a punch and continues to run, he leaps up onto the middle rope to springboard off attempting to smash his back into GOAT, but GOAT leaps into the air and wraps up Azar’s body with his legs and locks in a sleeper hold and the hold doesn’t loosen when the two smash into the canvas. GOAT squeezes tighter and tighter, the ref continuing to check on Azar.) Jr: GOAT has had an answer for everything Azar has thrown at him this far and right now that Sleeper hold is locked in tight! With that body lock, I don’t see how Azar can escape. We might get a quick upset here tonight! King: But Azar hasn’t even collected his soul yet! KG: His name is GOAT after all, will Azar get his first loss of his career? (After a bit of a struggle, right before Azar was about to fade he was able to turn just enough to get GOAT’s shoulders pressed against the mat.) Ref: ONE!... TWO!.... (KICKOUT!) Jr: BAH GAWD! That was close, Azar almost stole one away just like that! King: They don’t call him The Best In The World for nothing. KG: It means whatever the Melon Gods want it to mean, obviously! (The kick-out causes enough space where Azar is able to roll right out of the submission. Both men push to their feet, Azar quickly throws THE MONEY MAKER! But GOAT quickly ducks it and answers with a superman punch of his own, that Azar is able to slide out of the way of. As GOAT lands, Azar throws a hard roundhouse kick to the body of GOAT that pushes him back. Azar lunges forward with an elbow to the face of GOAT that knocks him into the turnbuckle. Azar lifts his right hand to the air and comes down with a hard slap to the chest of GOAT and as GOAT grabs at his chest and stumbles forward, Azar leaps up onto the top rope and quickly leaps off hitting GOAT with a moonsault right as he turns to face Azar and the two come crashing down. Azar stays on top for the cover.) Ref: ONE!... (KICKOUT!) Jr: Wow, GOAT is showing some resilience tonight. Only one count there! King: It’s going to take a lot more than that to take out this guy. I’d like to see what would have happened if that Money Maker connected… KG: As our soon to be president has said before, FUCK YEAH! (Azar gets back to his feet, he grabs GOAT by the head and begins to lift him. Once he’s coming up, GOAT throws an elbow shot right to the gut of Azar which knocks Azar back. The two then begin trading blows in the center of the ring. They are both going hard, suddenly Azar begins getting the upper hand by ducking a shot of GOAT’s and then attacking with a blitz attack ending with a spinning elbow which knocks GOAT to the ropes and on the return Azar hits a quick scoop-powerslam. Azar gets up, runs to the ropes, leaps up with a springboard moonsault, but GOAT is able to get his knees up and Azar crashes down onto them. GOAT quickly rolls, latching on to the leg of Azar with a vicious knee bar. Azar is obviously in pain as the ref watches closely. After some time, he’s able to crawl to the ropes and get a hand on. GOAT let’s go right before the ref counts to 5.) Jr: Smart on GOAT to hold on to that submission until the last possible moment. King: Nobody has figured out a way to beat Azar, maybe submissions are it. KG: Only The Melon Gods know. (GOAT with a kip-up back to his feet as Azar grabbing at his knee. GOAT walks over grabbing Azar and lifting him to his feet. GOAT attempts to whip Azar against the ropes, but Azar reverses it tossing GOAT into the ropes, on the return Azar attempts a lariat that GOAT ducks. GOAT changes directions, leaps onto the top turnbuckle, runs across the ropes and leaps off in the direction of Azar and attempts a spinning hurricanrana, but Azar is able to completely flip landing on his feet and bounces off of the ropes as GOAT turns around, Azar dives attempting a vicious spear, but GOAT is able to leap up and connect with a knee to the face of Azar busting him up as he falls to the ground. GOAT quickly goes into cover.) Ref: ONE!... TWO!....(KICKOUT!) Fans: THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME! Jr: BAH GAWD! I don’t know how anybody could get up after that shot. King: He told us Jr, he’s the Best In The World. KG: That and the Melon Gods let him. (GOAT grabs ahold of Azar and wraps him up with NO ESCAPE!) Jr: BAH GAWD! GOAT HAS IT LATCHED IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! (The ref keeping a close eye on Azar as GOAT latches on to his submission finisher. He’s clearly in pain, the harder GOAT squeezes the more blood pours from Azar’s face. It seems to be over, but somehow Azar is able to throw a couple punches to GOAT, then he’s able to spin around and drag GOAT a little bit so he’s able to get his foot onto the ropes. The ref makes GOAT break the hold. GOAT back to his feet and throws a kick to the face of Azar, but Azar rolls under and gets back to his feet and then he’s hit with a dropkick from GOAT which knocks Azar into the corner. GOAT runs over, leaps up hitting a knee to the face of Azar and then GOAT tosses Azar to the ground. GOAT stays on top of the corner and leaps off with STARS AND STRIPES! But Azar rolls out of the way causing GOAT to crash hard into the ground. Azar back up and once GOAT gets back to his feet he’s met with a vicious MONEY MAKER! Causing him to drop to the mat. Before Azar can go into the cover, he is turned around by Dr. Jim Vice.) Fans: FUCK YEAH! FUCK YEAH! FUCK YEAH! Jr: What, what’s he doing here? King: Looks like he’s stopping him from beating his partner. KG: Look at that, he just wanted to show Azar that he is number one! (Dr. Jim Vice gives Azar two middle fingers to the face and then kicks him in the gut and delivers FOR USA! And Azar drops.) DING! DING! DING! Announcer: And your winner, by disqualification… The Best In The World, AZAR VULCAN! (Dr. Jim Vice has slid out of the ring to grab the championships of Azar and slides back into the ring. Dr. Jim Vice stands over the downed and bloodied Azar with both titles held into the air. GOAT stumbles to his feet as Dr. Jim Vice tosses the titles on top of Azar, walks over to GOAT, grabs GOAT’s hand and holds it into the air. Dr. Jim Vice then calls for a MERICAWEIZER and catches two that are tossed to him. He stands over the downed Azar, smashes the two Mericaweizers together and then chugs them both. He tosses the two empty cans onto Azar, bends down giving two more middle fingers to the face of Azar. Then GOAT and Dr. Jim Vice leaves the ring.) Jr: Not the ending we all would have liked, but what a hell of a match! King: What was that? Azar had this match won and Dr. Jim Vice knew it! KG: Do you know who else knew it King? King: Let me guess, the Melon Gods? KG: Ding, Ding, Ding! Can’t wait to see these guys in the ring again! Ricky comes onto the ramp with a huge grin, accompanied by Miss Meadows and a pair of nameless showgirls. On occasion, he will toss commemorative casino chips into the crowd. Once arriving at the ring, Miss Meadows will instruct the showgirls to wait backstage. JR-Ricky Vegas last week was able to get a victory over Midnight Tiger. King-I’m certain that what comes from that situation is on his mind, but he shouldn’t be thinking too far ahead, or he’ll get slapped!! Kris Gaffney-We knew that was coming. ["Pimp Slap That Hoe" by "Soulja Boi" plays in the background, as the arena is filled with various purple and pink colors. "Mack Daddy" Haynes struts out to the stage, equipped in a flashy purple robe with a white fluffy lining along the interior of the robe. He's equipped in a purple fedora with black shades that are adorned with jewels that say “T” on the right-eye lens and “V” on the left-eye lens. He makes a belt motion over his waist, before doing a "pimp-limp" walk down the ramp, ignoring the boos conducted by the audience along the ramp. He confidently pimp-limp walks down the ramp, before walking up the stairs. He eyes over the crowd, lowering his shades to give the camera a sleezy and confident smile. He then steps into the ring, through the middle-rope, raising his arms in the air with his cane in hand. He then takes off his fedora, robe, and cane, revealing his purple trunks, kneepads, and elbow pads, which have the words "New Champ" on the back of his trunks in gold letters. He eyes the stage, pacing back and forth.] JR-Christopher Haynes is probably going to look to bounce back. King-You know he hate JR the most. Kris Gaffney-So you say. [Christopher Haynes talks trash to the crowd members, Ricky Vegas doesn’t seem very assumed, and he hits a hard fist that drops Christopher Haynes. Christopher Haynes gets up to his feet. Ricky Vegas hits a knee lift into the gut that doubles over Christopher Haynes, and he whips him to the ropes. Ricky Vegas hits a hip toss that sends Christopher Haynes flying down on the mat. Ricky Vegas waits for Christopher Haynes to get up to his feet. Christopher Haynes throws a wild fist to the face. Ricky Vegas lifts up Christopher Hanyes, and he drops him with a belly to back suplex that puts him down on the mat. Ricky Vegas goes into the cover on Christopher Haynes. The ref goes into position to make the count the ref counts 1……………2……..KICK OUT by Christopher Haynes. Ricky Vegas grabs Christopher Haynes by the hair, and he lifts him up and he drops him with a body slam, Ricky Vegas picks up Christopher Haynes and he connects with another body slam. Christopher Haynes gets picked up, and he connects with another body slam to complete the crap shoot. Christopher Haynes is down on the mat. Ricky Vegas goes into the corner, and he waits for Christopher Haynes to get up to his feet.] JR-It looks like that Christopher Haynes is in trouble. King-That’s because you doubt him! Kris Gaffney-Still trying to push that I see… [Christopher Haynes turns and Ricky Vegas goes towards Christopher Haynes. Christopher Haynes counters with a power slam Christopher Haynes takes a few moments to rest up, both wrestlers are getting up to their feet Christopher Hanyes connects with a DDT putting him down on the mat. Christopher Haynes struts, and he connects with a knee drop across the face.] JR-Christopher Haynes seems to be gaining momentum. King-He’s about to win you mean [Christopher Haynes slowly picks up Ricky Vegas as he talks trash to the crowd about him as he picks him up, and Ricky Vegas takes down Christopher Haynes with a double leg take down, and he hooks him and turns him over and locks in the Black Jack. Christopher Haynes tries to fight it. Christopher Haynes taps out. Ricky Vegas wins via submission!!] JR-Ricky Vegas wins this match. King-Oh your about to get slapped JR!! the music plays as a deep heavy fog rolls in and we hear the iconic Mario exiting the pipe noise as he appears rapping the lyrics to his entrance and making his way down the ramp rapping with the crowd as they join in. JR-This is Mario’s first one on one match in a while. King-Feels like there was one other. Kris Gaffney-And we’ll never think about that again. "The Tribal Chief" Roman Reigns. Roman steps out onto the stage, standing still while looking down at the ring with Hoshi at his side. He slowly raises his right arm with his index finger extended, symbolizing The Chiefs. He begins methodically marching towards the ring at his own pace, while the fans give him a mixed reaction. Roman Reigns steps into the ring and goes to the center, making the pose of The Chiefs once more with pyro going off. Roman slowly makes his way over to his corner to start the match. JR-This is Roman Reigns debut match. King-And you already are not acknowledging him JR! Kris Gaffney-So I suspect. [Roman Reigns and Mario start off the match as the bell rings with their hands up like a boxing match. Mario throws a fist, and Roman Reigns ducks under. And Roman Reigns gets under Mario, and he lifts him up, and he drives him backwards into the corner. Roman Reigns hits a few hard fists to the face, and he is stunned, and he brings out Mario out of the corner, and he whips Mario to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Roman Reigns connects with a back elbow to the face Mario. Mario is slow to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. Roman Reigns grabs Mario arm, and he brings him towards him, and he connects with a short armed shoulder block, and then another one. Roman attempts to whip Mario to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Mario. Roman Reigns bounces off of the ropes, and he jumps in the air, and he connects with a jumping clothesline that puts down Mario. Roman Reigns grabs Mario by the hair, and he lifts him up by his head. He lifts him up, and he runs out of the corner, and he connects with a running power slam. Roman Reigns goes into the cover on Mario. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2…KICK OUT by Mario.] JR-Mario was able to kick out, but just barely. King-I consider that as him not acknowledging him. Kris Gaffney-Not a good idea. [Roman Reigns goes into the corner, and he gets ready for the superman punch, and Roman Reigns jumps in the air and he goes for a superman punch, and Mario ducks under. Roman Reigns turns around, and Mario connects with a inverted Russian leg sweep that puts down Roman Reigns, and Mario takes some time to rest up.] JR-Mario might have a chance here. King-That’s not acknowledging Roman. Kris Gaffney-Is that just a secret way to say “make Roman look strong”? [Mario goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope. Mario jumps off. Roman Reigns spears him out of the air. Roman Reign goes into the cover on Mario. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………….2…………….3!!] JR-Mario tried to take a chance, and it did not pay off. (“Malakai Black’s theme” blasts on the PA system. The lights turn on and he’s sitting on the stage. Malakai Black stands up with his mask on, he walks to the ring. He removes his mask.) JR-The house of Black has returned. King-But is it legendary? Kris Gaffney-We’ll have to see. On the tron it shows an open field with a sign that just says "SV" and "I'm Back" plays on the speakers. The scene on the tron changes and it shows Killer Tschida's face complete with sunglasses. The words "EFEDERATION LEGEND, KILLER TSCHIDA!" show up on the tron. Killer Tschida then shows up in the aisle and he points his fist to the ring then he throws his fist up and back as pyro goes off. JR-Killer Tschida has been able to get some wins recently, we’ll see if he can continue. King-I’m certain he will. Kris Gaffney-King’s confident. [Killer Tschida right out of the gate goes for a killer kick, but Malakai Black ducks under, and he goes for the black mass, but Killer Tschida was able to duck it fast enough, and he is close by Malakai Black, and he connects with a knee lift into the gut that doubles over Malakai Black, and he whips him to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, and Killer Tschida connects with a back elbow to the face that knocks him down on the mat. Malakai Black is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Malakai Black hits a kick to the gut that doubles him over, and he sets him up, and he drops him with a snap suplex that puts him down on the mat. Killer Tschida hits a few stomps on the downed Malakai Black. Malakai Black crawls away, and he is slow to get up to his feet. Killer Tschida closes the gap between him, and Malakai Black, Malakai Black hits a spin kick out of the corner. Malakai Black runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Killer Tschida is able to connect with the Killer Kick on Malakai Black as he bounces off of the ropes. Malakai Black goes down on the mat. Killer Tschida goes into the cover on Malaiak Black the ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2……..KICK OUT by Malakai Black.] JR-Malakai Black was able to kick out of the Killer Kick. King-That wasn’t legendary. Kris Gaffney-Or an end. King-Or a Tommy End? [Malakai Black slowly gets up to his feet, and Killer Tschida goes for another killer kick, and he is able to duck under, and he hooks him with a half nelson, and he puts him down with a half nelson suplex that puts down Killer Tschida. Killer gets up to his feet, Malakai Black hits a spin kick to the gut, and he bounces off of the ropes, and he connects with a swinging neck breaker.] JR-Malakai Black connects with the swinging neck breaker. King-Think that was legendary? Kris Gaffney-If only Jarred Carthallion was around to ask… [Malakai Black calls for the Black Mass as Killer Tschida gets up to his feet. Malakai Black goes for his kick, but Killer Tschida is able to duck under the Black Mass, and Killer arm bars Malakai’ black and he locks on the Tschida lock. Malakai Black tries to find a way out of the hold. Finally Malakai Black taps out. Killer Tschida wins via submission.] JR-Killer Tschida was able to avoid the Black Mass allowing him to lock in the Tschida lock and get the victory. The sound of a revolver being loaded stuns the crowd. Instantly the lights drop, plunging the arena into total darkness. Suddenly “Get the strap” by 6ix9ine & 50 Cent blares out over the speakers and the reaction is mixed. The first 12-13 seconds play with no sign of Wade until “Grr grr Go get the strap” bellows out. Wade strolls out calmly to the ring announcement. Not bothered by the cheers and jeers from the crowd, Wade pays little attention as he narrows in on the ring before sliding under the bottom rope. Removing his jacket and tee in the centre of the ring he stands ready for his opponent. JR-Wade Flow is looking to bounce back after last week. King-That’s the danger of triple threats. Kris Gaffney-At least to people who understand them of course. (The lights all go black and Adam Cole Official Theme Song "All About Tha (BOOM!)") (plays through out the arena as there is a mixture of cheers and boos as Adam Cole comes walking out to the stage from the back. He walk with confidence as both of his arms are out wide. He stands to the center of the stage and puts his left arm down and points to himself with his right yelling to the fans. He looks out to his left and then his right. He squats down really low as he rocks side to side and then springs up with two fingers together on both hands in the sky as the fans all yell “ADAM COLE BAY BAY!” along with Adam Cole. He continues down the rampway in the direction to the ring. Once he gets ringside, he rolls into the ring, stands center of the ring and repeats; He squats down really low as he rocks side to side and then springs up with two fingers together on both hands in the sky as the fans all yell “ADAM COLE BAY BAY!” He then heads to the direction of his corner and squats down low, rocking side to side as he waits for the beginning of his match.) JR-Adam Cole didn’t have the best of luck last week King-Someone can bounce back. Kris Gaffney-But only one can. King-For the most part….yes… [Wade Flow and Adam Cole paces around the ring. Wade Flow and Adam Cole lock up, they seem to be attempting to fight for position. Wade Flow connects with a knee lift, but keeping the lock up, and he pushes him backwards. Wade Flow has him in the corner, and he backs up. Adam Cole tries to use this to attempt a super kick. Wade Flow ducks under, and he lifts him up, and he drops him with a belly to back suplex putting down Adam Cole. Wade Flow connects with a few stomps on the downed Adam Cole. Wade Flow after a few stomps grabs Adam Cole, and he lifts him up to his feet. Adam Cole gets hit with a hard forearm shot to the face, and then another one which makes Adam Cole back up into the ropes. Wade Flow whips Adam Cole to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Wade Flow lowers his head, and Adam Cole goes for a kick to the face that makes Adam Cole goes for a running clothesline, but Wade Flow ducks under, and Wade Flow hooks him and he hooks Adam Cole, and he drops him with a reverse neck breaker on Adam Cole. Wade Flow goes into the cover on Adam Cole. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………………2………………KICK OUT by Adam Cole.] JR-Adam Cole has gone for a few big moves, but none have landed. Kris Gaffney-He better find a way to land some soon… King-Suppose not doing that wouldn’t be a positive if people were expecting a long match… [Wade Flow goes into the corner, and he yells for Adam Cole to get up to his feet, and Adam Cole gets up, and Wade Flow goes for the Flow stopper, but Adam Cole ducks. Wade Flow hits hard into the mat, but he bounces right back up only to get hit with a super kick that puts Wade Flow down on the mat. Adam Cole falls into the ropes, and he takes a few moments to rest up as he holds on to the top ropes. Wade Flow gets up, and he runs towards Adam Cole, but Adam Cole counters with a hot shot that sends him flying into the top rope. Adam Cole connects with a diving clothesline on Wade Flow. Adam Cole gets up, and he falls into the corner.] JR-Adam Cole might have finally turned this match. King-For someone as talented as Adam Cole, it was only a matter of time. [Adam Cole climbs up to the second rope, and he jumps off, but Wade Flow ducks out of the way. Wade Flow waits as Adam Cole turns around right into the Flow Stopper!! Adam Cole goes down on the mat, and Wade Flow goes into the cover on Adam Cole. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………….2…………..3!!] JR-Wade Flow saw his opening to go for the flow stopper, and it landed thus getting him the victory. (“Game on” blasts on the PA system as Tony Ikeda walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Tonight Tony Ikeda faces the new comer Midnight Tiger. King-I’m certain Tony is aware this isn’t going to be easy, Midnight Tiger had a rocky start, but lately has seemly gotten his footing in the EMF. Kris Gaffney-We’ll see how he does against the World Champion. Midnight Tiger makes his entrance amid a sea of neon lights, dressed in an ornate cape and costume as he makes his way down to the ring. JR-Midnight Tiger is looking to make an impact, this is the way to do it. King-Whether he’s getting on his game or not, this isn’t going to be easy. Kris Gaffney-True. [Tony Ikeda and Midnight Tiger pace around the ring, and Midnight Tiger and Tony Ikeda locks up, and Tony Ikeda is able to go behind Midnight Tiger and he takes him down with a waist lock take down into a front face lock Midnight Tiger tries to get up to his feet with a front face locked on. Midnight Tiger hits a knee lift into the gut that stuns Tony Ikeda. Out of the hold Midnight Tiger runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. But Tony Ikeda counters it with a hip toss that sends Midnight Tiger down on the mat. Midnight Tiger is slow to get up to his feet. Tony Ikeda kicks him in the gut that stuns him, and he hooks Midnight Tiger, and he hooks him into a vertical suplex, and he lifts him up, and he drops Midnight Tiger with a vertical suplex. Tiger hits hard into the mat. Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet, and he see’s that Midnight Tiger has gotten into a seated poisiton. Tony Ikeda connects with a kick to the back of Midnight Tiger. Tony Ikeda grabs Midnight Tiger by his mask, and he lifts him up to his feet. Tony Ikeda lifts up Midnight Tiger and he drops him with a hard back breaker. Midnight Tiger is in a lot of pain. Tony Ikeda goes into the corner, and he climbs up to the second turnbuckle, and he jumps off of the second rope, and drops a diving elbow drop. Tony Ikeda goes for a pin on Midnight Tiger. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2…KICK OUT by Midnight Tiger.] JR-Midnight Tiger kicks out. King- You shouldn’t be too surprised…that was an X-Clod move. Kris Gaffney-You never let go of grudges do you King? King-Nope… [Tony Ikeda waits for Midnight Tiger to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Midnight Tiger stumbles backwards right into a set up for a full nelson, Tony Ikeda lifts Midnight Tiger up, but before he can hit a full nelson slam. Midnight Tiger is able to counter it with a twisting around and he hooks Tony Ikeda, and he connects with a monkey flip that sends Tony Ikeda flying across the ring, and he crashes into the mat. Tony Ikeda crashes into the mat, but he’s more angry than hurt, and he gets up, and he runs towards Midnight Tiger. Midnight Tiger counters with an arm drag that sends Tony Ikeda flying across the ring, and he gets up, and he goes for another run at Midnight Tiger, and he hits another arm drag release. Midnight Tiger waits as Tony Ikeda gets up dazed. Midnight Tiger runs at Tony Ikeda by the ropes, and he connects with a clothesline that sends Tony Ikeda flying over the top rope, but Tony Ikeda lands on the apron. Midnight Tiger takes a few moments to rest up, and once he see’s Tony Ikeda up on the apron. Midnight Tiger runs to the ropes, and he jumps on the second rope, and he spring boards off of the second rope, and he connects with a spring board drop kick that connects to the face of Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda falls off of the apron. Midnight Tiger goes to the outside of the ring, and he grabs Tony Ikeda and he hooks Tony Ikeda, and he lifts him up, and he drops him with a dragon suplex. Midnight Tiger seems to be thinking about something as he plans on what he is going to do next.] JR-Midnight Tiger just hit Tony Ikeda with his version of Tony Ikeda’s finisher. King-Now he’ll have to figure out how to get him back into the ring. Kris Gaffney-That’s always a question in this situation. [Midnight Tiger throws Tony iKeda into the ring, and Midnight Tiger climbs up to the top rope, and he jumps off, but at the last moment Tony Ikeda gets hit knee’s up driving the air out of Midnight Tiger. Midnight Tiger holds his gut area. Tony Ikeda springs up and he connects with the full nelson suplex on Midnight Tiger. Tiger seems out of it. Tony Ikeda goes into the cover on Midnight Tiger. The ref counts 1………….2…………3!!] JR-Midnight Tiger took a chance, but it didn’t quite work out for him. (“Cult of personality” blasts on the PA system. CM Punk walks out on the stage, he yells it’s clobbering time, he walks down to the ring and he enters the ring.) JR-CM Punk is known for his connection to the World Champion Tony Ikeda. King-I don’t think that’s going to be a positive for him. Kris Gaffney-Even if he can find a way to win. We hear the gentle sounds of a music box eerily creep throughout the arena growing more ominous, as Lux Aeterna Tenebrosi Stellata plays. Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen…. Brace yourselves! Smoke crawls across the canvas surrounding everyone in the ring, at ringside and the front row of the audience. Grace walks out into the middle of the stage smiling ear to ear as the arena lights flicker again, through the strobe we see The Wretched Nobody appear from nowhere. Ring Announcer: Making her way down the aisle the lovely, and loathsome Morose Rose - Miss Macabre, herself, Grace Brutal! Her Dark Star hails from The Danvers State Lunatic Asylum, Salem Massachusetts and at Six Foot Eleven inches tall – at Four Hundred and Twenty Pounds he is… the Five Time EMF Heavyweight Champion of the Woooooorld! THE WRETCHED NOBODY! Nobody slithers under the bottom rope, and slides back sitting in the corner. Nobody reaches for the top rope and pulls himself back to his feet. He rolls his neck and glares hard at the floor as he rocks from side to side in his corner. JR-The Wretched Nobody has been focusing on Tony Ikeda recently. King-Well he said that he’s only World Champion because he allowed it. Kris Gaffney-Guess he doesn’t want to allow it anymore. King-Wonder what the Melon Gods think. [The Wretched Nobody and CM Punk stand in the middle of the ring staring down each other, the bell rings and the Wretched Nobody CM Punk throw fists to the face. CM Punk ducks under one of the fists, and he connects with a kick to the side of the head which seems to rock the Wrethced Nobody. CM Punk throws a few fists to the face, the Wretched Nobody grabs CM Punk around the throat, and he throws him hard into the the corner. The Wretched Nobody hits a few fists to the side of the face to stun CM Punk, the Wretched Nobody grabs CM Punk, and he hurls him out of the corner, and he crashes down on the mat. CM Punk hits hard into the mat. The Wretched Nobody grabs CM Punk, and he connects with a few fists to the face, and once he has him backed up to the ropes. The Wretched Nobody whips CM Punk to the ropes, and as CM Punk bounces off of the ropes. The Wretched Nobody attempts to take CM Punk’s head off with a trephination. CM Punk ducks under, and he continues to the other side of the ring, and the Wretched Nobody grabs CM Punk around the throat as he bounces off of the ropes. CM Punk tries to break the grip of the Wretched Nobody, but not matter what he does the Wretched Nobody doesn’t break his grip, he lifts him up, and he drops him with a spine chiller on CM Punk. The Wretched Nobody allows that last move to sit in for Punk, and he doesn’t go for the cover. Instead he goes back into the corner yelling for Punk to get up.] JR-The Wretched Nobody attempted to go for the trephination earlier, but he seems to be want to end this match right here, right now. King-You got to wonder if it would have been easier to just have let the match end there for Punk. Kris Gaffney-Easier…probably, better for a competitor…probably not. [CM Punk is slow to get up to his feet. The Wretched Nobody goes for a trephination, but CM Punk ducks under, and the Wretched Nobody turns around into a kick to the side of the head that rocks the Wretched Nobody. CM Punk hits another one, the Wretched Nobody backs up, but he doesn’t go down. CM Punk runs towards the Wretched Nobody, and Wretch throws CM Punk over the top rope. CM Punk lands on the apron. The Wretched Nobody turns around. CM Punk connects with a hang man. CM Punk sling shots himself up to the top rope, and he connects with a sling shot clothesline that finally puts the Wretched Nobody down.] JR-CM Punk finally was able to get the Wretched Nobody off his feet. King-I’m not sure if that’s a good sign or a bad sign. Kris Gaffney-It’s a sign…that’s for sure. [ CM Punk waits for the Wretched Nobody to get up to his feet. CM Punk lifts up the Wretched Nobody, but the Wretched Nobody slides out of the back. CM Punk gets pushed to the ropes, CM Punk bounces off of the ropes. The Wretched Nobody connects with a trephination on CM Punk. CM Punk goes down on the mat. The Wretched Nobody goes into the cover on CM Punk. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2…………3!!] JR-The Wretched Nobody seemed like he didn’t want to mess around this week. King-CM Punk probably doesn’t see it like that. Wretch ties Punk’s arms up in the ropes, as the referee steps in to try to free him The Wretched Nobody gives the helpless CM Punk a Trephination! Punk topples back over the top rope out to the floor. JR: Oh come on now! It does, but Wretch ignores him and exits the far side of the ring, the camera changes to show us Punk groggy on the outside. JR- Hey! Hey! The Wretched Nobody just took a microphone from us, what is he doing? King- Whatever he’s doing, I bet he wants to talk about it. Punk begins to pull himself back up on the apron when suddenly The Wretch crashes in from off camera and delivers a Trephination that drives the side of Punk’s head into the ring post dropping Punk down onto the steel steps. The referee leans through the ropes to admonish Wretch again, Wretch again ignores him. The Wretched Nobody pulls walks up the steel stairs and steps down onto Punk’s head. Wretched Nobody>Trick or Treat, Tony! WHICH DO I GET TONIGHT, TONY!? Come on Toooooooonnnyyyyy… do I have to show these people a Trick They will Never Forget, or are you going to give me that Treat They All want to see me have!? You and I - We need to work this out, Tony… we are down to the wire… You KNOW I only have one more chance to ask… and… You KNOW - Either way, I WILL Hurt You at EMF’s Cold Day in Hell… all I need you to decide is - are you going to give yourself this one and only, last, final chance you have left, to see it coming? The Wretched Nobody falls under a creepy calm as he realizes Tony’s music isn’t hitting, The Monster looks down at CM Punk and even though his face is masked - we can sense the disdain and rage boiling up inside him, he drops the microphone as Wretch jumps down off the steel steps and grabs a handful of Punk’s hair pulling him back as he rips the steel steps off and lodges Punk’s head against the ring post with the help of the steel steps, leaving Punk prone and helpless as The Wretched Nobody paces furiously for a brief moment, before taking determined steps backwards with CM Punk in the catastrophe zone of another Trephination. JR- NO! BY GAWD NO! Somebody stop this! He’s gonna kill the man! King- We’re going to need medical staff to ringside, Now! The Wretched Nobody has a distant stare locked in his eyes. The crowd could begin buzzing as Wretch tilts his head to the side prepared to launch - just then he gets hit with a flying beverage as he turns to see who threw it - Tony Ikeda leaps off the barrier taking Wretch off his feet with an EMF World Heavyweight Championship Shot to the Head! JR- It’s Tony Ikeda! Tony Ikeda is here, ladies and gentlemen! Business is indeed picking up! King- I’m glad he’s here, but I still kind of wanted to see that Trephination, though. Tony can be seen throwing rapid fire punches before he takes two handfuls of hair and spikes Nobody’s head into the title on the ground, pounding it several times for good measure. Tony gets up and slides the belt inside the ring as he waits for Wretch to start getting to his feet, only to give him a Full Nelson Suplex on the outside! JR- GOOD LORD! What’s good for the goose is good for the gander! The Wretched Nobody just got a taste of his own no-pulled-punches no-sell-style! Looks good on him! King- He’s Really way too close to be saying things like that out loud, he can Hear you. Tony jumps into action freeing CM Punk from the horrific position he was left in, until the medical staff begin to surround, Tony grabs the microphone off the ground and rolls into the ring and grabs his EMF World Heavyweight Title up off the canvas. Tony Ikeda: THAT IS ENOUGH YOU SADISTIC SON OF A BITCH! THIS IS IT! YOU WANT IT? YOU GOT IT! I’LL SEE YOUR ASS AT COLD DAY IN HELL! BUT...Wretch...this is your last shot. When I beat you, you and your goons will stay away from me and my friends and family will not be your pawns to get to me! But you will pay Wretch. I will go through every layer of hell to see to it, YOU WILL PAY! Just Then, the arena lights flicker, suddenly - impossibly - The Wretched Nobody is standing toe to toe in the middle of the ring right in front of Tony Ikeda. The Wretched Nobody begins to laugh as a black, fetid ooze seeps out from the eyes, nose and mouth of his mask - Tony is stoic in the face of the monster - remaining steadfast as the same black ooze hits the canvas and spreads revealing the message “Come and See”. Tony looks at it, and then back into the face of Death Himself as he hoists the EMF World Heavyweight Championship into the air as the show comes to a close.

EMF: Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen)

(We open up in the darken arena as pyrotechnics blasts on the stage. The lights turn on and the camera gets a shot of the crowd who is yelling and waving their signs. The camera takes a few shots of the crowd, finally it zooms out to display the location information. After a few moments we go into one more scan of the crowd as the commentators begin to speak over the final crowd shot.)

JR-Tonight the EMF comes to you live from Paradise, Nevada. Welcome to Saturday Shockwave. I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross and I’m joined by Jerry “the King” Lawler and Kris “KG” Gaffney.

King-Tonight the Wretched Nobody takes on the sometime tag team partner of Tony Ikeda, CM Punk.

Kris Gaffney-Punk has had a bit of a career resurgence as of late.

King-Don’t tell Dan Godwin, he might lose his hair.

JR-Anyways, let’s start out with the first match of the night.

(We open up in the backstage area. The camera gets a shot of Ashley Irvine with a very disappointed look on her face. She is wearing a picture of her face with a wide smile with a No sign over it. A sign behind her says "throw things at bad little Ash Ash". Ashley reaches from off the camera, and gets a pie, and she throws it in her face. She looks at the camera with pie on her face, and slowly a wide smile starts to form, and she jumps into what remains of the pie, and starts to eat it.)

Suddenly, she's approached by none other than Ronda Rousey... or so it would seem at first glance, though it quickly becomes clear this is not the case. The individual points at Ashley, and then starts pointing at just about everything in the room while Rachel, who is handcuffed to Ashley still, rolls her eyes.)

Rachel: Here we go.....

(Suddenly, "Ronda" speaks in a strong Scottish Accent.)

Ronda: So I heard you two were having some troubles getting a title shot from Eva Marie....

Rachel: Why is she Scottish? I don't get it....

(Ashley is looking at her phone, and she giggles.)

.::"The Extreme Princess" Ashley Irvine::.-Hehe, meh Daddy is more interested in why Roddy Piper was Scottish....I don't get it. But NO, I was remembered that there was some reason why I licked Rachel, but then I forgot. Then this TV show reminded me that BAD Ashley, I wasn't sure until I heard the music, and then I realized I was a BAD little Ash Ash!!

Ronda: Well that's why I'm here! I can clear your name! I happened to have been recording you when the licking happened... and as much as I don't want to give up my tape... I think you should have it, so you don't get fired.

.::"The Extreme Princess" Ashley Irvine::.-I'm going to get fired now? Oh! I didn't know I was working. Can you tell Aunt Mickie I'm going to need meh eyes back? She's working with them, and I don't know if I can work without them.

Rachel: All I know is that Rowdy Ronda Peeper here was video taping you secretly.... like some kind of pervert.

Ronda: Every single Scottish person does it! At least that's what I'm told...

.::Ashley Irvine::.-Stupid Scots!! They ruined Scotland!! What were we doing now? Oh....we need to see a movie? It better have a good ending or...

(Ashley jumps over the table, and she shakes her fist.)

Rachel: Something tells me the ending will be close up shots of your boobs.... but who knows. Maybe I'll be surprised and this will actually be helpful and not creepy...

(Ashley jumps back over the table, and she grabs the tape, and hands it over to someone, and the screen fade away as Ashley somehow grabs popcorn as she offers some to Rachel. We fade into the picture as it shows the explosion in Ashley's lab, and a whole bunch of gummy bears goes flying, and Ashley jumps to what has been assumed to lick Rachel.....but as it continues where other cut off Ashley eats some gummy bears. We fade back.)

.::Ashley Irvine::.-Was that how it went? OH right!....Now the only question is...why does this creepy tape exist!

Rachel: I'd quite like to know the answer to that too....

Ronda: Well.... it doesn't matter, does it? All that matters is this clears your name!

.::Ashley Irvine::.-Only it does!!

(a monitor from the same show opens up with evil music.)

.::announcer::.-Think your privacy is safe? How wrong you are. For a creepy man in woman's clothing just might be taping you without your consent! Tonight we will report on Eddie Stratus: The Rowdy Roddy Peeper".

.::Ashley Irvine::.-Oh RACHEL...hear that music...he's evil...and soooooooooooooooooooo CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPY!!

Rachel: Well... he kind of just saved your job... I think?

.::Ashley Irvine::.-Did it? I forget *she twirls her hair.

(Suddenly a door slams open. It's Ashley's evil NOT lesbian twin clone as she raises her fists to the air.)

.::AENLTC::.-AHHHH I'm Ashley's evil NOT Lesbian twin clone, and I'm going to ruin Ashley's reputation by making out with every guy I see.

(AENLTC looks around, and all she see's is "Ronda Rousey" she grabs him, and is about to make out with him as she dips him down. Eddie smiles, and suddenly AENLTC drops him and gets a disgusted look on her face.)

.::AENLTC::.-Ach!! No!! Gross!! Creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppppppyy

(She dives out a window as Ashley waves.)

.::Ashley Irvine::.-Byeeeeeeee Ms. Evil twin clone!

Ronda: Well.... close enough... I guess....

Rachel: Are you done creeping everyone out yet?

Ronda: NEVER!

(She dives out the window too, and chases after the evil twin clone.)

.::Ashley Irvine::.-Oh well...now wonder where Ms. twin clone is...or am I the twin clone! That wouldn't be good!!

(Ashley starts to writing something as she tries to figure out this important question as we fade away into the ring side area.)

(Lights go black and the crowd silences in anticipation. Suddenly, there are digital images of different animals that are choking out their prey inside of the ring. On the ramp are digital animations of powerful boa constrictors and anacondas as the arena lights begin to pulse a dark blue and the arena fills with smoke. From the back steps GOAT wearing an all-black suit. He stops at the top of the ramp and lifts his head as he stares at the ring. He slowly raises one hand and then begins a slow and methodical walk to the ring.)

Beautiful female announcer: “Ladies and Gentelmen. It is my pleasure to introduce to you. He stands 6’1” and weighs a total of 205 pounds of American bread greatness. He is, GOAT!”

(GOAT continues his methodical walk down the ramp as fans cheer him on with excitement and he slides quickly into the ring. He finds his corner, takes the top half of his suit off. Now shirtless, he stands motionless with a deadly look in his eyes as he waits for his match to begin.)

JR: GOAT has shown some skills in the tag team division, but he’s going to have his hands full tonight making his in-ring singles debut against somebody like Azar Vulcan.

King: If I were a betting man, I think the Melon Gods are going to give us a hell of a match tonight!

KG: FUCK YEAH! Wait, can I say that here?

King: Well, you just did.

(“I’m better than you and you know it” Is said over the loudspeakers right before Lamb Of God- “Overlord” hits. The crowd erupts in boos as the lighting begins to flash green and gold. The ramp fills with images of money as Azar Vulcan steps out from the back with a smug grin on his face and his Television Championship on one shoulder as his Tag Team Championship is strapped around his waist.. He stops atop of the ramp laughing at the fans.)

Announcer: Ladies and gentleman, making his way to the ring, weighing in at 215 pounds and standing 5’11”. He is one half of the Extreme Measures Federation Tag Team Champions and he is also the EMF Television Champion, The Best In The World, Azar “Mastermind” Vulcan!

(He puts a left fist into the air and makes his way down the ramp. He pretends as if he’s going to fist bump the fans, but gives them the middle finger instead and laughs. He stops at the ring, jumps up onto the outside ring apron, grabs the top rope and leaps right up over the top rope, spins in the ring with his arms out and stops in the center of the ring. He holds his hands out cockily taking in all of the fans' boos, slams his hands down to his crotch in an X formation and then puts two middle fingers up before walking into his corner and relaxing against the ring post with a smug grin as he awaits his match to begin.)

Jr: You don’t have to like the guy, but his resume speaks for itself. Azar is an extraordinary athlete and wielding two championships is very impressive. Especially here in the EMF.

King: Very impressive to say the least and his girlfriend has some great assssets as well. Too bad she isn’t ringside with us?

KG: The Melon Gods would prefer you not gawking at her, King.

(Both Azar and GOAT stare at one another from across the ring.)

Jr: The tension can be cut with a knife! GOAT is looking to weaken Azar for his partner, Dr. Jim Vice.

King: Smart, but I think Azar is looking to prove a point to Dr. Jim Vice at the expense of GOAT!

KG: Only The Melon Gods know…

DING! DING! DING!

(Azar slowly walks to the center of the ring, GOAT doesn’t move as he just stares at Azar. Azar stands in the center and motions for GOAT to step forward. He marks a line in the center of the ring and says “bring it” Azar smirks as GOAT slowly walks to the center to meet Azar. GOAT emotionless and Azar smirking, both confident. Azar puts his hand up as if he wants to lock up with GOAT. GOAT looks at the hand and then locks eyes with Azar again as he shakes his head. Azar lowers his hand to the face of GOAT as he turns it around and gives him the middle finger and then attempts a quick left hook that GOAT ducks under, wraps up Azar quickly and delivers a vicious release Dragon Suplex that sends Azar right onto his head. He’s able to finish the roll and get back to his feet. Once back to his feet Azar quickly charges GOAT and once quick enough, GOAT drops grabbing Azar’s arm and sending him to the ground with an arm-drag takedown. Again, Azar is quick to his feet and leaps up to hit GOAT with a dropkick, but GOAT quickly swats the feet to the side and as Azar goes to the ground, but again quickly back to his feet. The smirk comes across his face again and he shakes his head as if to say he’s surprised with the skill, but still confident. GOAT still standing confidently in the middle of the ring, Azar runs at him. This time Azar ducks under a punch and continues to run, he leaps up onto the middle rope to springboard off attempting to smash his back into GOAT, but GOAT leaps into the air and wraps up Azar’s body with his legs and locks in a sleeper hold and the hold doesn’t loosen when the two smash into the canvas. GOAT squeezes tighter and tighter, the ref continuing to check on Azar.)

Jr: GOAT has had an answer for everything Azar has thrown at him this far and right now that Sleeper hold is locked in tight! With that body lock, I don’t see how Azar can escape. We might get a quick upset here tonight!

King: But Azar hasn’t even collected his soul yet!

KG: His name is GOAT after all, will Azar get his first loss of his career?

(After a bit of a struggle, right before Azar was about to fade he was able to turn just enough to get GOAT’s shoulders pressed against the mat.)

Ref: ONE!... TWO!.... (KICKOUT!)

Jr: BAH GAWD! That was close, Azar almost stole one away just like that!

King: They don’t call him The Best In The World for nothing.

KG: It means whatever the Melon Gods want it to mean, obviously!

(The kick-out causes enough space where Azar is able to roll right out of the submission. Both men push to their feet, Azar quickly throws THE MONEY MAKER! But GOAT quickly ducks it and answers with a superman punch of his own, that Azar is able to slide out of the way of. As GOAT lands, Azar throws a hard roundhouse kick to the body of GOAT that pushes him back. Azar lunges forward with an elbow to the face of GOAT that knocks him into the turnbuckle. Azar lifts his right hand to the air and comes down with a hard slap to the chest of GOAT and as GOAT grabs at his chest and stumbles forward, Azar leaps up onto the top rope and quickly leaps off hitting GOAT with a moonsault right as he turns to face Azar and the two come crashing down. Azar stays on top for the cover.)

Ref: ONE!... (KICKOUT!)

Jr: Wow, GOAT is showing some resilience tonight. Only one count there!

King: It’s going to take a lot more than that to take out this guy. I’d like to see what would have happened if that Money Maker connected…

KG: As our soon to be president has said before, FUCK YEAH!

(Azar gets back to his feet, he grabs GOAT by the head and begins to lift him. Once he’s coming up, GOAT throws an elbow shot right to the gut of Azar which knocks Azar back. The two then begin trading blows in the center of the ring. They are both going hard, suddenly Azar begins getting the upper hand by ducking a shot of GOAT’s and then attacking with a blitz attack ending with a spinning elbow which knocks GOAT to the ropes and on the return Azar hits a quick scoop-powerslam. Azar gets up, runs to the ropes, leaps up with a springboard moonsault, but GOAT is able to get his knees up and Azar crashes down onto them. GOAT quickly rolls, latching on to the leg of Azar with a vicious knee bar. Azar is obviously in pain as the ref watches closely. After some time, he’s able to crawl to the ropes and get a hand on. GOAT let’s go right before the ref counts to 5.)

Jr: Smart on GOAT to hold on to that submission until the last possible moment.

King: Nobody has figured out a way to beat Azar, maybe submissions are it.

KG: Only The Melon Gods know.

(GOAT with a kip-up back to his feet as Azar grabbing at his knee. GOAT walks over grabbing Azar and lifting him to his feet. GOAT attempts to whip Azar against the ropes, but Azar reverses it tossing GOAT into the ropes, on the return Azar attempts a lariat that GOAT ducks. GOAT changes directions, leaps onto the top turnbuckle, runs across the ropes and leaps off in the direction of Azar and attempts a spinning hurricanrana, but Azar is able to completely flip landing on his feet and bounces off of the ropes as GOAT turns around, Azar dives attempting a vicious spear, but GOAT is able to leap up and connect with a knee to the face of Azar busting him up as he falls to the ground. GOAT quickly goes into cover.)

Ref: ONE!... TWO!....(KICKOUT!)

Fans: THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!

Jr: BAH GAWD! I don’t know how anybody could get up after that shot.

King: He told us Jr, he’s the Best In The World.

KG: That and the Melon Gods let him.

(GOAT grabs ahold of Azar and wraps him up with NO ESCAPE!)

Jr: BAH GAWD! GOAT HAS IT LATCHED IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!

(The ref keeping a close eye on Azar as GOAT latches on to his submission finisher. He’s clearly in pain, the harder GOAT squeezes the more blood pours from Azar’s face. It seems to be over, but somehow Azar is able to throw a couple punches to GOAT, then he’s able to spin around and drag GOAT a little bit so he’s able to get his foot onto the ropes. The ref makes GOAT break the hold. GOAT back to his feet and throws a kick to the face of Azar, but Azar rolls under and gets back to his feet and then he’s hit with a dropkick from GOAT which knocks Azar into the corner. GOAT runs over, leaps up hitting a knee to the face of Azar and then GOAT tosses Azar to the ground. GOAT stays on top of the corner and leaps off with STARS AND STRIPES! But Azar rolls out of the way causing GOAT to crash hard into the ground. Azar back up and once GOAT gets back to his feet he’s met with a vicious MONEY MAKER! Causing him to drop to the mat. Before Azar can go into the cover, he is turned around by Dr. Jim Vice.)

Fans: FUCK YEAH! FUCK YEAH! FUCK YEAH!

Jr: What, what’s he doing here?

King: Looks like he’s stopping him from beating his partner.

KG: Look at that, he just wanted to show Azar that he is number one!

(Dr. Jim Vice gives Azar two middle fingers to the face and then kicks him in the gut and delivers FOR USA! And Azar drops.)

DING! DING! DING!

Announcer: And your winner, by disqualification… The Best In The World, AZAR VULCAN!

(Dr. Jim Vice has slid out of the ring to grab the championships of Azar and slides back into the ring. Dr. Jim Vice stands over the downed and bloodied Azar with both titles held into the air. GOAT stumbles to his feet as Dr. Jim Vice tosses the titles on top of Azar, walks over to GOAT, grabs GOAT’s hand and holds it into the air. Dr. Jim Vice then calls for a MERICAWEIZER and catches two that are tossed to him. He stands over the downed Azar, smashes the two Mericaweizers together and then chugs them both. He tosses the two empty cans onto Azar, bends down giving two more middle fingers to the face of Azar. Then GOAT and Dr. Jim Vice leaves the ring.)

Jr: Not the ending we all would have liked, but what a hell of a match!

King: What was that? Azar had this match won and Dr. Jim Vice knew it!

KG: Do you know who else knew it King?

King: Let me guess, the Melon Gods?

KG: Ding, Ding, Ding! Can’t wait to see these guys in the ring again!

Ricky comes onto the ramp with a huge grin, accompanied by Miss Meadows and a pair of nameless showgirls. On occasion, he will toss commemorative casino chips into the crowd. Once arriving at the ring, Miss Meadows will instruct the showgirls to wait backstage.

JR-Ricky Vegas last week was able to get a victory over Midnight Tiger.

King-I’m certain that what comes from that situation is on his mind, but he shouldn’t be thinking too far ahead, or he’ll get slapped!!

Kris Gaffney-We knew that was coming.

["Pimp Slap That Hoe" by "Soulja Boi" plays in the background, as the arena is filled with various purple and pink colors. "Mack Daddy" Haynes struts out to the stage, equipped in a flashy purple robe with a white fluffy lining along the interior of the robe. He's equipped in a purple fedora with black shades that are adorned with jewels that say “T” on the right-eye lens and “V” on the left-eye lens. He makes a belt motion over his waist, before doing a "pimp-limp" walk down the ramp, ignoring the boos conducted by the audience along the ramp. He confidently pimp-limp walks down the ramp, before walking up the stairs. He eyes over the crowd, lowering his shades to give the camera a sleezy and confident smile. He then steps into the ring, through the middle-rope, raising his arms in the air with his cane in hand. He then takes off his fedora, robe, and cane, revealing his purple trunks, kneepads, and elbow pads, which have the words "New Champ" on the back of his trunks in gold letters. He eyes the stage, pacing back and forth.]

JR-Christopher Haynes is probably going to look to bounce back.

King-You know he hate JR the most.

Kris Gaffney-So you say.

[Christopher Haynes talks trash to the crowd members, Ricky Vegas doesn’t seem very assumed, and he hits a hard fist that drops Christopher Haynes. Christopher Haynes gets up to his feet. Ricky Vegas hits a knee lift into the gut that doubles over Christopher Haynes, and he whips him to the ropes. Ricky Vegas hits a hip toss that sends Christopher Haynes flying down on the mat. Ricky Vegas waits for Christopher Haynes to get up to his feet. Christopher Haynes throws a wild fist to the face. Ricky Vegas lifts up Christopher Hanyes, and he drops him with a belly to back suplex that puts him down on the mat. Ricky Vegas goes into the cover on Christopher Haynes. The ref goes into position to make the count the ref counts 1……………2……..KICK OUT by Christopher Haynes. Ricky Vegas grabs Christopher Haynes by the hair, and he lifts him up and he drops him with a body slam, Ricky Vegas picks up Christopher Haynes and he connects with another body slam. Christopher Haynes gets picked up, and he connects with another body slam to complete the crap shoot. Christopher Haynes is down on the mat. Ricky Vegas goes into the corner, and he waits for Christopher Haynes to get up to his feet.]

JR-It looks like that Christopher Haynes is in trouble.

King-That’s because you doubt him!

Kris Gaffney-Still trying to push that I see…

[Christopher Haynes turns and Ricky Vegas goes towards Christopher Haynes. Christopher Haynes counters with a power slam Christopher Haynes takes a few moments to rest up, both wrestlers are getting up to their feet Christopher Hanyes connects with a DDT putting him down on the mat. Christopher Haynes struts, and he connects with a knee drop across the face.]

JR-Christopher Haynes seems to be gaining momentum.

King-He’s about to win you mean

[Christopher Haynes slowly picks up Ricky Vegas as he talks trash to the crowd about him as he picks him up, and Ricky Vegas takes down Christopher Haynes with a double leg take down, and he hooks him and turns him over and locks in the Black Jack. Christopher Haynes tries to fight it. Christopher Haynes taps out. Ricky Vegas wins via submission!!]

JR-Ricky Vegas wins this match.

King-Oh your about to get slapped JR!!

the music plays as a deep heavy fog rolls in and we hear the iconic Mario exiting the pipe noise as he appears rapping the lyrics to his entrance and making his way down the ramp rapping with the crowd as they join in.

JR-This is Mario’s first one on one match in a while.

King-Feels like there was one other.

Kris Gaffney-And we’ll never think about that again.

"The Tribal Chief" Roman Reigns. Roman steps out onto the stage, standing still while looking down at the ring with Hoshi at his side. He slowly raises his right arm with his index finger extended, symbolizing The Chiefs. He begins methodically marching towards the ring at his own pace, while the fans give him a mixed reaction. Roman Reigns steps into the ring and goes to the center, making the pose of The Chiefs once more with pyro going off. Roman slowly makes his way over to his corner to start the match.

JR-This is Roman Reigns debut match.

King-And you already are not acknowledging him JR!

Kris Gaffney-So I suspect.

[Roman Reigns and Mario start off the match as the bell rings with their hands up like a boxing match. Mario throws a fist, and Roman Reigns ducks under. And Roman Reigns gets under Mario, and he lifts him up, and he drives him backwards into the corner. Roman Reigns hits a few hard fists to the face, and he is stunned, and he brings out Mario out of the corner, and he whips Mario to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Roman Reigns connects with a back elbow to the face Mario. Mario is slow to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. Roman Reigns grabs Mario arm, and he brings him towards him, and he connects with a short armed shoulder block, and then another one. Roman attempts to whip Mario to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Mario. Roman Reigns bounces off of the ropes, and he jumps in the air, and he connects with a jumping clothesline that puts down Mario. Roman Reigns grabs Mario by the hair, and he lifts him up by his head. He lifts him up, and he runs out of the corner, and he connects with a running power slam. Roman Reigns goes into the cover on Mario. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2…KICK OUT by Mario.]

JR-Mario was able to kick out, but just barely.

King-I consider that as him not acknowledging him.

Kris Gaffney-Not a good idea.

[Roman Reigns goes into the corner, and he gets ready for the superman punch, and Roman Reigns jumps in the air and he goes for a superman punch, and Mario ducks under. Roman Reigns turns around, and Mario connects with a inverted Russian leg sweep that puts down Roman Reigns, and Mario takes some time to rest up.]

JR-Mario might have a chance here.

King-That’s not acknowledging Roman.

Kris Gaffney-Is that just a secret way to say “make Roman look strong”?

[Mario goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope. Mario jumps off. Roman Reigns spears him out of the air. Roman Reign goes into the cover on Mario. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………….2…………….3!!]

JR-Mario tried to take a chance, and it did not pay off.

(“Malakai Black’s theme” blasts on the PA system. The lights turn on and he’s sitting on the stage. Malakai Black stands up with his mask on, he walks to the ring. He removes his mask.)

JR-The house of Black has returned.

King-But is it legendary?

Kris Gaffney-We’ll have to see.

On the tron it shows an open field with a sign that just says "SV" and "I'm Back" plays on the speakers. The scene on the tron changes and it shows Killer Tschida's face complete with sunglasses. The words "EFEDERATION LEGEND, KILLER TSCHIDA!" show up on the tron. Killer Tschida then shows up in the aisle and he points his fist to the ring then he throws his fist up and back as pyro goes off.

JR-Killer Tschida has been able to get some wins recently, we’ll see if he can continue.

King-I’m certain he will.

Kris Gaffney-King’s confident.

[Killer Tschida right out of the gate goes for a killer kick, but Malakai Black ducks under, and he goes for the black mass, but Killer Tschida was able to duck it fast enough, and he is close by Malakai Black, and he connects with a knee lift into the gut that doubles over Malakai Black, and he whips him to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, and Killer Tschida connects with a back elbow to the face that knocks him down on the mat. Malakai Black is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Malakai Black hits a kick to the gut that doubles him over, and he sets him up, and he drops him with a snap suplex that puts him down on the mat. Killer Tschida hits a few stomps on the downed Malakai Black. Malakai Black crawls away, and he is slow to get up to his feet. Killer Tschida closes the gap between him, and Malakai Black, Malakai Black hits a spin kick out of the corner. Malakai Black runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Killer Tschida is able to connect with the Killer Kick on Malakai Black as he bounces off of the ropes. Malakai Black goes down on the mat. Killer Tschida goes into the cover on Malaiak Black the ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2……..KICK OUT by Malakai Black.]

JR-Malakai Black was able to kick out of the Killer Kick.

King-That wasn’t legendary.

Kris Gaffney-Or an end.

King-Or a Tommy End?

[Malakai Black slowly gets up to his feet, and Killer Tschida goes for another killer kick, and he is able to duck under, and he hooks him with a half nelson, and he puts him down with a half nelson suplex that puts down Killer Tschida. Killer gets up to his feet, Malakai Black hits a spin kick to the gut, and he bounces off of the ropes, and he connects with a swinging neck breaker.]

JR-Malakai Black connects with the swinging neck breaker.

King-Think that was legendary?

Kris Gaffney-If only Jarred Carthallion was around to ask…

[Malakai Black calls for the Black Mass as Killer Tschida gets up to his feet. Malakai Black goes for his kick, but Killer Tschida is able to duck under the Black Mass, and Killer arm bars Malakai’ black and he locks on the Tschida lock. Malakai Black tries to find a way out of the hold. Finally Malakai Black taps out. Killer Tschida wins via submission.]

JR-Killer Tschida was able to avoid the Black Mass allowing him to lock in the Tschida lock and get the victory.

The sound of a revolver being loaded stuns the crowd. Instantly the lights drop, plunging the arena into total darkness. Suddenly “Get the strap” by 6ix9ine & 50 Cent blares out over the speakers and the reaction is mixed. The first 12-13 seconds play with no sign of Wade until “Grr grr Go get the strap” bellows out. Wade strolls out calmly to the ring announcement. Not bothered by the cheers and jeers from the crowd, Wade pays little attention as he narrows in on the ring before sliding under the bottom rope. Removing his jacket and tee in the centre of the ring he stands ready for his opponent.

JR-Wade Flow is looking to bounce back after last week.

King-That’s the danger of triple threats.

Kris Gaffney-At least to people who understand them of course.

(The lights all go black and Adam Cole Official Theme Song "All About Tha (BOOM!)")

(plays through out the arena as there is a mixture of cheers and boos as Adam Cole comes walking out to the stage from the back. He walk with confidence as both of his arms are out wide. He stands to the center of the stage and puts his left arm down and points to himself with his right yelling to the fans. He looks out to his left and then his right. He squats down really low as he rocks side to side and then springs up with two fingers together on both hands in the sky as the fans all yell “ADAM COLE BAY BAY!” along with Adam Cole. He continues down the rampway in the direction to the ring. Once he gets ringside, he rolls into the ring, stands center of the ring and repeats; He squats down really low as he rocks side to side and then springs up with two fingers together on both hands in the sky as the fans all yell “ADAM COLE BAY BAY!” He then heads to the direction of his corner and squats down low, rocking side to side as he waits for the beginning of his match.)

JR-Adam Cole didn’t have the best of luck last week

King-Someone can bounce back.

Kris Gaffney-But only one can.

King-For the most part….yes…

[Wade Flow and Adam Cole paces around the ring. Wade Flow and Adam Cole lock up, they seem to be attempting to fight for position. Wade Flow connects with a knee lift, but keeping the lock up, and he pushes him backwards. Wade Flow has him in the corner, and he backs up. Adam Cole tries to use this to attempt a super kick. Wade Flow ducks under, and he lifts him up, and he drops him with a belly to back suplex putting down Adam Cole. Wade Flow connects with a few stomps on the downed Adam Cole. Wade Flow after a few stomps grabs Adam Cole, and he lifts him up to his feet. Adam Cole gets hit with a hard forearm shot to the face, and then another one which makes Adam Cole back up into the ropes. Wade Flow whips Adam Cole to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Wade Flow lowers his head, and Adam Cole goes for a kick to the face that makes Adam Cole goes for a running clothesline, but Wade Flow ducks under, and Wade Flow hooks him and he hooks Adam Cole, and he drops him with a reverse neck breaker on Adam Cole. Wade Flow goes into the cover on Adam Cole. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………………2………………KICK OUT by Adam Cole.]

JR-Adam Cole has gone for a few big moves, but none have landed.

Kris Gaffney-He better find a way to land some soon…

King-Suppose not doing that wouldn’t be a positive if people were expecting a long match…

[Wade Flow goes into the corner, and he yells for Adam Cole to get up to his feet, and Adam Cole gets up, and Wade Flow goes for the Flow stopper, but Adam Cole ducks. Wade Flow hits hard into the mat, but he bounces right back up only to get hit with a super kick that puts Wade Flow down on the mat. Adam Cole falls into the ropes, and he takes a few moments to rest up as he holds on to the top ropes. Wade Flow gets up, and he runs towards Adam Cole, but Adam Cole counters with a hot shot that sends him flying into the top rope. Adam Cole connects with a diving clothesline on Wade Flow. Adam Cole gets up, and he falls into the corner.]

JR-Adam Cole might have finally turned this match.

King-For someone as talented as Adam Cole, it was only a matter of time.

[Adam Cole climbs up to the second rope, and he jumps off, but Wade Flow ducks out of the way. Wade Flow waits as Adam Cole turns around right into the Flow Stopper!! Adam Cole goes down on the mat, and Wade Flow goes into the cover on Adam Cole. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………….2…………..3!!]

JR-Wade Flow saw his opening to go for the flow stopper, and it landed thus getting him the victory.

(“Game on” blasts on the PA system as Tony Ikeda walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Tonight Tony Ikeda faces the new comer Midnight Tiger.

King-I’m certain Tony is aware this isn’t going to be easy, Midnight Tiger had a rocky start, but lately has seemly gotten his footing in the EMF.

Kris Gaffney-We’ll see how he does against the World Champion.

Midnight Tiger makes his entrance amid a sea of neon lights, dressed in an ornate cape and costume as he makes his way down to the ring.

JR-Midnight Tiger is looking to make an impact, this is the way to do it.

King-Whether he’s getting on his game or not, this isn’t going to be easy.

Kris Gaffney-True.

[Tony Ikeda and Midnight Tiger pace around the ring, and Midnight Tiger and Tony Ikeda locks up, and Tony Ikeda is able to go behind Midnight Tiger and he takes him down with a waist lock take down into a front face lock Midnight Tiger tries to get up to his feet with a front face locked on. Midnight Tiger hits a knee lift into the gut that stuns Tony Ikeda. Out of the hold Midnight Tiger runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. But Tony Ikeda counters it with a hip toss that sends Midnight Tiger down on the mat. Midnight Tiger is slow to get up to his feet. Tony Ikeda kicks him in the gut that stuns him, and he hooks Midnight Tiger, and he hooks him into a vertical suplex, and he lifts him up, and he drops Midnight Tiger with a vertical suplex. Tiger hits hard into the mat. Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet, and he see’s that Midnight Tiger has gotten into a seated poisiton. Tony Ikeda connects with a kick to the back of Midnight Tiger. Tony Ikeda grabs Midnight Tiger by his mask, and he lifts him up to his feet. Tony Ikeda lifts up Midnight Tiger and he drops him with a hard back breaker. Midnight Tiger is in a lot of pain. Tony Ikeda goes into the corner, and he climbs up to the second turnbuckle, and he jumps off of the second rope, and drops a diving elbow drop. Tony Ikeda goes for a pin on Midnight Tiger. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2…KICK OUT by Midnight Tiger.]

JR-Midnight Tiger kicks out.

King- You shouldn’t be too surprised…that was an X-Clod move.

Kris Gaffney-You never let go of grudges do you King?

King-Nope…

[Tony Ikeda waits for Midnight Tiger to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Midnight Tiger stumbles backwards right into a set up for a full nelson, Tony Ikeda lifts Midnight Tiger up, but before he can hit a full nelson slam. Midnight Tiger is able to counter it with a twisting around and he hooks Tony Ikeda, and he connects with a monkey flip that sends Tony Ikeda flying across the ring, and he crashes into the mat. Tony Ikeda crashes into the mat, but he’s more angry than hurt, and he gets up, and he runs towards Midnight Tiger. Midnight Tiger counters with an arm drag that sends Tony Ikeda flying across the ring, and he gets up, and he goes for another run at Midnight Tiger, and he hits another arm drag release. Midnight Tiger waits as Tony Ikeda gets up dazed. Midnight Tiger runs at Tony Ikeda by the ropes, and he connects with a clothesline that sends Tony Ikeda flying over the top rope, but Tony Ikeda lands on the apron. Midnight Tiger takes a few moments to rest up, and once he see’s Tony Ikeda up on the apron. Midnight Tiger runs to the ropes, and he jumps on the second rope, and he spring boards off of the second rope, and he connects with a spring board drop kick that connects to the face of Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda falls off of the apron. Midnight Tiger goes to the outside of the ring, and he grabs Tony Ikeda and he hooks Tony Ikeda, and he lifts him up, and he drops him with a dragon suplex. Midnight Tiger seems to be thinking about something as he plans on what he is going to do next.]

JR-Midnight Tiger just hit Tony Ikeda with his version of Tony Ikeda’s finisher.

King-Now he’ll have to figure out how to get him back into the ring.

Kris Gaffney-That’s always a question in this situation.

[Midnight Tiger throws Tony iKeda into the ring, and Midnight Tiger climbs up to the top rope, and he jumps off, but at the last moment Tony Ikeda gets hit knee’s up driving the air out of Midnight Tiger. Midnight Tiger holds his gut area. Tony Ikeda springs up and he connects with the full nelson suplex on Midnight Tiger. Tiger seems out of it. Tony Ikeda goes into the cover on Midnight Tiger. The ref counts 1………….2…………3!!]

JR-Midnight Tiger took a chance, but it didn’t quite work out for him.

(“Cult of personality” blasts on the PA system. CM Punk walks out on the stage, he yells it’s clobbering time, he walks down to the ring and he enters the ring.)

JR-CM Punk is known for his connection to the World Champion Tony Ikeda.

King-I don’t think that’s going to be a positive for him.

Kris Gaffney-Even if he can find a way to win.

We hear the gentle sounds of a music box eerily creep throughout the arena growing more ominous, as Lux Aeterna Tenebrosi Stellata plays.

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen…. Brace yourselves!

Smoke crawls across the canvas surrounding everyone in the ring, at ringside and the front row of the audience. Grace walks out into the middle of the stage smiling ear to ear as the arena lights flicker again, through the strobe we see The Wretched Nobody appear from nowhere.

Ring Announcer: Making her way down the aisle the lovely, and loathsome Morose Rose - Miss Macabre, herself, Grace Brutal! Her Dark Star hails from The Danvers State Lunatic Asylum, Salem Massachusetts and at Six Foot Eleven inches tall – at Four Hundred and Twenty Pounds he is… the Five Time EMF Heavyweight Champion of the Woooooorld! THE WRETCHED NOBODY!

Nobody slithers under the bottom rope, and slides back sitting in the corner. Nobody reaches for the top rope and pulls himself back to his feet. He rolls his neck and glares hard at the floor as he rocks from side to side in his corner.

JR-The Wretched Nobody has been focusing on Tony Ikeda recently.

King-Well he said that he’s only World Champion because he allowed it.

Kris Gaffney-Guess he doesn’t want to allow it anymore.

King-Wonder what the Melon Gods think.

[The Wretched Nobody and CM Punk stand in the middle of the ring staring down each other, the bell rings and the Wretched Nobody CM Punk throw fists to the face. CM Punk ducks under one of the fists, and he connects with a kick to the side of the head which seems to rock the Wrethced Nobody. CM Punk throws a few fists to the face, the Wretched Nobody grabs CM Punk around the throat, and he throws him hard into the the corner. The Wretched Nobody hits a few fists to the side of the face to stun CM Punk, the Wretched Nobody grabs CM Punk, and he hurls him out of the corner, and he crashes down on the mat. CM Punk hits hard into the mat. The Wretched Nobody grabs CM Punk, and he connects with a few fists to the face, and once he has him backed up to the ropes. The Wretched Nobody whips CM Punk to the ropes, and as CM Punk bounces off of the ropes. The Wretched Nobody attempts to take CM Punk’s head off with a trephination. CM Punk ducks under, and he continues to the other side of the ring, and the Wretched Nobody grabs CM Punk around the throat as he bounces off of the ropes. CM Punk tries to break the grip of the Wretched Nobody, but not matter what he does the Wretched Nobody doesn’t break his grip, he lifts him up, and he drops him with a spine chiller on CM Punk. The Wretched Nobody allows that last move to sit in for Punk, and he doesn’t go for the cover. Instead he goes back into the corner yelling for Punk to get up.]

JR-The Wretched Nobody attempted to go for the trephination earlier, but he seems to be want to end this match right here, right now.

King-You got to wonder if it would have been easier to just have let the match end there for Punk.

Kris Gaffney-Easier…probably, better for a competitor…probably not.

[CM Punk is slow to get up to his feet. The Wretched Nobody goes for a trephination, but CM Punk ducks under, and the Wretched Nobody turns around into a kick to the side of the head that rocks the Wretched Nobody. CM Punk hits another one, the Wretched Nobody backs up, but he doesn’t go down. CM Punk runs towards the Wretched Nobody, and Wretch throws CM Punk over the top rope. CM Punk lands on the apron. The Wretched Nobody turns around. CM Punk connects with a hang man. CM Punk sling shots himself up to the top rope, and he connects with a sling shot clothesline that finally puts the Wretched Nobody down.]

JR-CM Punk finally was able to get the Wretched Nobody off his feet.

King-I’m not sure if that’s a good sign or a bad sign.

Kris Gaffney-It’s a sign…that’s for sure.

[ CM Punk waits for the Wretched Nobody to get up to his feet. CM Punk lifts up the Wretched Nobody, but the Wretched Nobody slides out of the back. CM Punk gets pushed to the ropes, CM Punk bounces off of the ropes. The Wretched Nobody connects with a trephination on CM Punk. CM Punk goes down on the mat. The Wretched Nobody goes into the cover on CM Punk. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2…………3!!]

JR-The Wretched Nobody seemed like he didn’t want to mess around this week.

King-CM Punk probably doesn’t see it like that.

Wretch ties Punk’s arms up in the ropes, as the referee steps in to try to free him The Wretched Nobody gives the helpless CM Punk a Trephination! Punk topples back over the top rope out to the floor.

JR: Oh come on now!

It does, but Wretch ignores him and exits the far side of the ring, the camera changes to show us Punk groggy on the outside.

JR- Hey! Hey! The Wretched Nobody just took a microphone from us, what is he doing?

King- Whatever he’s doing, I bet he wants to talk about it.

Punk begins to pull himself back up on the apron when suddenly The Wretch crashes in from off camera and delivers a Trephination that drives the side of Punk’s head into the ring post dropping Punk down onto the steel steps. The referee leans through the ropes to admonish Wretch again, Wretch again ignores him. The Wretched Nobody pulls walks up the steel stairs and steps down onto Punk’s head.

Wretched Nobody>Trick or Treat, Tony! WHICH DO I GET TONIGHT, TONY!? Come on Toooooooonnnyyyyy… do I have to show these people a Trick They will Never Forget, or are you going to give me that Treat They All want to see me have!? You and I - We need to work this out, Tony… we are down to the wire… You KNOW I only have one more chance to ask… and… You KNOW - Either way, I WILL Hurt You at EMF’s Cold Day in Hell… all I need you to decide is - are you going to give yourself this one and only, last, final chance you have left, to see it coming?

The Wretched Nobody falls under a creepy calm as he realizes Tony’s music isn’t hitting, The Monster looks down at CM Punk and even though his face is masked - we can sense the disdain and rage boiling up inside him, he drops the microphone as Wretch jumps down off the steel steps and grabs a handful of Punk’s hair pulling him back as he rips the steel steps off and lodges Punk’s head against the ring post with the help of the steel steps, leaving Punk prone and helpless as The Wretched Nobody paces furiously for a brief moment, before taking determined steps backwards with CM Punk in the catastrophe zone of another Trephination.

JR- NO! BY GAWD NO! Somebody stop this! He’s gonna kill the man!

King- We’re going to need medical staff to ringside, Now!

The Wretched Nobody has a distant stare locked in his eyes. The crowd could begin buzzing as Wretch tilts his head to the side prepared to launch - just then he gets hit with a flying beverage as he turns to see who threw it - Tony Ikeda leaps off the barrier taking Wretch off his feet with an EMF World Heavyweight Championship Shot to the Head!

JR- It’s Tony Ikeda! Tony Ikeda is here, ladies and gentlemen! Business is indeed picking up!

King- I’m glad he’s here, but I still kind of wanted to see that Trephination, though.

Tony can be seen throwing rapid fire punches before he takes two handfuls of hair and spikes Nobody’s head into the title on the ground, pounding it several times for good measure. Tony gets up and slides the belt inside the ring as he waits for Wretch to start getting to his feet, only to give him a Full Nelson Suplex on the outside!

JR- GOOD LORD! What’s good for the goose is good for the gander! The Wretched Nobody just got a taste of his own no-pulled-punches no-sell-style! Looks good on him!

King- He’s Really way too close to be saying things like that out loud, he can Hear you.

Tony jumps into action freeing CM Punk from the horrific position he was left in, until the medical staff begin to surround, Tony grabs the microphone off the ground and rolls into the ring and grabs his EMF World Heavyweight Title up off the canvas.

Tony Ikeda: THAT IS ENOUGH YOU SADISTIC SON OF A BITCH! THIS IS IT! YOU WANT IT? YOU GOT IT! I’LL SEE YOUR ASS AT COLD DAY IN HELL! BUT...Wretch...this is your last shot. When I beat you, you and your goons will stay away from me and my friends and family will not be your pawns to get to me! But you will pay Wretch. I will go through every layer of hell to see to it, YOU WILL PAY!

Just Then, the arena lights flicker, suddenly - impossibly - The Wretched Nobody is standing toe to toe in the middle of the ring right in front of Tony Ikeda. The Wretched Nobody begins to laugh as a black, fetid ooze seeps out from the eyes, nose and mouth of his mask - Tony is stoic in the face of the monster - remaining steadfast as the same black ooze hits the canvas and spreads revealing the message “Come and See”. Tony looks at it, and then back into the face of Death Himself as he hoists the EMF World Heavyweight Championship into the air as the show comes to a close.