EMF: Saturday Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, and we go into the Saturday Shockwave video as we run through it. Finally it ends, and we go into the darken arena as pyrotechnics blasts on the stage. Finally they end, and the lights turn on as fans wave their signs, and yell. Some of the signs say "It's a good night for Pond", "Sadditude", and "NEVER FORGET ROCK!")

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, we are only a week away from Cold Day in Hell. I'm good ol' JR along side Jerry "the King" Lawler, and Kris "KG" Gaffney.

King-And we do have a great card all centering around the dream teams facing each other.

Kris Gaffney-Next thing you'll tell me that LeBron James joined the nWo.

King-….you don't get out much other than your work, do you?

Kris Gaffney-No…the wife doesn't allow it.

("Bad Company" blasts on the PA system as Dewey Pond walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Despite some personal turmoil, Dewey Pond seems more focused than ever.

King-That's good to know.

("Walk" blasts on the PA system as Rad Hazard walks to the ring.)

JR-Rad Hazard probably needs to take a page from Dewey Pond's book.

King- What become a mob member?

Kris Gaffney- Because that solves everything.

[Dewey Pond and Rad Hazard pace around the ring, they lock up, and Dewey Pond is able to push back Rad Hazard into the corner, and the ref counts, and Dewey Pond slowly backs out of the corner, and Rad Hazard tries to take a cheap shot. But it's ducked under by Dewey Pond, and Dewey Pond turns around and hits a hard fist to the face that knocks down Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard goes down to the mat, and he gets up to his feet, and Dewey Pond kicks Rad Hazard in the gut, and that doubles over Rad Hazard and goes for a vertical suplex. He lifts him up, and hits a vertical suplex. Rad Hazard is in pain, and slowly gets up to his feet, and Rad Hazard gets hit with a few fists to the face, and Dewey Pond whips Rad Hazard to the ropes, but it's reversed, and Dewey Pond bounces off of the ropes, and Rad Hazard lowers his head, and Dewey Pond hits a spinning neck breaker that plants Rad Hazard on the mat, and Dewey Pond rolls out of the ring under the bottom rope, and he gets up on the apron, and he climbs up to the top rope, and waits as Rad Hazard gets up to his feet, and he leaps off of the top rope, and hits a flying cross body block. But Rad Hazard while taking the impact of the move is able to use the momentum to turn it around into a pin on Dewey Pond for the 1…………………2……………….kick out by Dewey Pond. Both wrestlers get up quickly, and at about the same time. Rad Hazard goes over towards Dewey Pond, but Dewey Pond is able to counter this with a inverted atomic drop that makes Rad Hazard stumble backwards, and Dewey Pond runs to the ropes, and comes off of the ropes, and hits a running bulldog that drives Rad Hazard face first into the mat. Dewey Pond pushes Rad Hazard on his back, and he hooks the leg of Rad Hazard, and gets the 1………………….2……………..kick out by Rad Hazard.]

JR-Dewey Pond seems to be on point tonight.

King-Yeah…eeerr…does divorce solve everything?

Kris Gaffney-Probably….I mean…eeerr.r….I love my wife!

[Rad Hazard is down on the mat, and Dewey Pond hits a few stomps on the downed Rad Hazard, and finally the ref makes Dewey Pond back off. Rad Hazard gets up to his feet, and Dewey pond charges at Rad Hazard, Rad Hazard counters with a one man flap jack that sends Dewey Pond down to the mat, and Dewey Pond slowly gets up to his feet, and see's Rad Hazard on the other side of the ring by the turnbuckle, he charges and goes for a big splash in the corner of the ring, but Rad Hazard is able to move out of the way, and he crashes into the corner. Dewey Pond is in the corner, and Rad Hazard hits a few knife edge chops to the chest of Dewey Pond. Rad Hazard whips Dewey Pond into the opposite side of the ring's corner, and he follows Dewey Pond into the corner, and as Dewey Pond crashes into the corner into the corner. Rad Hazard hits a clothesline in the corner, Rad Hazard backs out of the corner, and Dewey Pond stumbles out of the corner. Rad Hazard kicks Dewey Pond in the gut, this doubles over, and Rad Hazard puts Dewey Pond in a front face lock, and lifts up Rad Hazard to the top rope, and puts him on the top turnbuckle. Rad Hazard hits a few hard fists to the face, and Rad Hazard climbs up to where Dewey Pond is sitting on the top rope, and Rad Hazard hooks Dewey Pond, and hits a super plex off of the top rope. Both wrestlers are down on the mat, seemly that move hurt Rad Hazard just as much as Dewey Pond. But he is able to slowly turn, and throw the arm over the downed Dewey Pond, and the ref counts the 1………………..2……………Dewey Pond shoots his shoulder up before the three count.]

JR-Rad Hazard thought he had the three count there.

Kris Gaffney-He's got to keep it together.

[Rad Hazard pulls up Dewey Pond, and tries to go for his finisher, but Rad Hazard gets pushed back, and Dewey Pond counters out of no where with the Dew Drop! Dewey Pond holds him down for the 1…………………2……………3!]

JR-Dewey Pond wins this match!

King-I guess he really is focused.

Kris Gaffney- I don't remember the last time he's won.
JR - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Myke Hawke!!! (crowd cheers **)

[Myke Hawke comes to the ring. ]

JR - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Randy Orton!!! (crowd boos ******)

[Randy Orton walks to the ring. Earl Hebner is the referee for this contest. Myke Hawke places Randy Orton on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex. Randy Orton places Myke Hawke on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex. (ding, ding, ding) Myke Hawke gives Randy Orton a reverse neckbreaker. Myke Hawke gets up. Myke Hawke executes a huge gutbuster on Randy Orton. Randy Orton stands up. Randy Orton goes for a t-bone suplex but Myke Hawke dodges the attack. Myke Hawke get whipped into the corner and Randy Orton follows himin with an avalanche. Randy Orton and Myke Hawke go to the floor Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) (..2) Randy Orton pokes Myke Hawke in the eye with his thumb. (...3) Randy Orton hits a jumping elbow hrust on Myke Hawke. (....4) Randy Orton executes a corkscrew legdrop on Myke Hawke. (.....5) They head back into the ring. Randy Orton measures Myke Hawke up and drops a closed fist. Myke Hawke is back on his feet. Randy Orton bounces Myke Hawke off the ropes and hits him with a jumping clothesline. ]

The King - Good jumping clothesline by Randy Orton.

[Myke Hawke gets back to his feet. Myke Hawke does a cartwheel and kicks Randy Orton in the face. Randy Orton gets hit with the a splash from Myke Hawke. Earl Hebner counts. ...1 ...2 Randy Orton escapes. Myke Hawke hits a few stomps to the downed Randy Orton who looks for a way out of the attack, finally the ref makes Myke Hawke back off. Randy Orton crawls into the corner, and Myke Hawke hits a few stomps into the gut that makes Randy Orton stunned, and Myke Hawke whips Randy Orton to the corner. He crashes into the corner, and he stumbles out of the corner. Myke Hawke hits a belly to belly suplex. Myke Hawke see's where Randy Orton fell, and he realizes this might be the best chance for him to go for his finisher as he calls for it.]

JR-It looks like Myke Hawke believes that he has this match well in hand.

Kris Gaffney-What gave him that idea?

King-Probably the fact you showed up out of no where…

[Myke Hawke climbs up to the top rope, and measures up Randy Orton, and leaps off of the top rope for the burning STD, but Randy Orton moves out of the way. Myke Hawke crashes into the mat. He is on his hands, and knee's. Randy Orton Oklahoma rolls Myke Hawke, and the ref counts the 1…………………..2…………….3!]

JR-Randy Orton won this match!

King-Ever since Tony Ikeda went to Badditude his former tag team partners have been stepping it up.

("Through the Fire, and the flames" blasts on the PA system as Troy Gafgen walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Troy Gafgen has come on here in the past month or two, and now has found himself in the race for the TV title.

King-Amazing turn around if you think about where he was before that.

Kris Gaffney-It never came for me.

(Monster" blasts on the pPA system as Abyss walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Last week Abyss had his title shot, but MVP was DQed, I would not count him out of the race.

Kris Gaffney-Yeah, he probably frustrated after last week.

King-In more ways than one!

[Troy Gafgen and Abyss who are long time rivals face off in the middle of the ring, but it seems like Troy might want to get past the whole rivalry that they once had, but Abyss clearly doesn't want to forget as he takes the first punch that lands. Abyss follows it up with a few more punches. Troy Gafgen stumbles backwards, and Abyss whips Troy Gafgen, he bounces off of the ropes, and Abyss lowers his head. Troy Gafgen his a kick to the face, stunned. Abyss stumbles backwards, Troy Gafgen grabs Abyss by the hair, and throws Abyss face first into the top turnbuckle. Abyss turns around, and Troy Gafgen hits a few stomps into the gut that stun Abyss, and Troy Gafgen before he gets warned by the ref whips Abyss to the opposite side of the ring's corner, but it's reversed. Troy Gafgen crashes into the corner, and Abyss charges at him, and it's countered with a back elbow that makes Abyss stumble backwards, and turn around. Troy Gafgen pulls himself up to the second turnbuckle. Abyss gets hit with a flying bulldog that plants him into the mat, and knowing his opponent. Troy knows that alone won't take down Abyss, and he hits a few stomps to the downed Abyss. Abyss tries to get away, and Troy seems to not want to, so the ref decides to butt into the situation, and makes Troy Gafgen back off. Abyss tries to get up with the help of the ropes, but drapes himself over the second turnbuckle. Troy Gafgen runs to the ropes, and comes off of the ropes, and leaps in the air, and comes down on the back of Abyss. Abyss neck is driven into the second rope, and he stumbles up to his feet. Abyss turns around into a kick into the gut by Troy Gafgen who sets up Abyss into a vertical suplex position, he lifts him up, and hits a jack hammer!]

JR-The Jackhammer has been hit.

King- Somewhere Goldberg is smiling.

Kris Gaffney-I doubt it, he's probably bitching about how they used his move…

[Troy Gafgen goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1…………………2…………….kick out by Abyss, and Troy Gafgen looks at the ref, but doesn't argue too much. Troy Gafgen picks up Abyss, but Abyss is able to counter with a knee to the gut. Troy Gafgen is doubled over enough for Abyss to hit a quick arm breaker that makes Troy Gafgen to roll around in the ring in pain. Abyss climbs up into the corner, and Troy Gafgen see's him while holding his arm in pain. He charges at Abyss, and Troy Gafgen is abl eot counter with a drop toe hold that sends Troy Gafgen into the second turnbuckle face first, Troy Gafgen gets up to his feet, and gets hit with a body avalauche that crushes Troy Gafgen into the corner, and Abyss shakes off the effects of the mvoes he's taken, and picks up Troy Gafgen, Abyss then sets up Troy Gafgen, and hip tosses him out of the corner that sends Troy Gafgen flying, and crashing on the mat. Slowly Troy Gafgen gets up to his feet, and Abyss hits a few fists to the face, and Troy Gafgen backs to the ropes, and Abyss tries to whip him to the ropes, but it's reversed by Troy Gafgen. Abyss bounces off of the ropes, and Troy Gafgen lowers his head, and it's countered with a running DDT by Abyss that drives Troy Gafgen's head into the mat. Abyss crawls into the cover, and the ref counts the 1…………………….2………………….kick out by Troy Gafgen. Troy Gafgen gets picked up by Abyss, and whipped to the ropes, Troy Gafgen comes off of the ropes. Abyss goes for the black hole slam, but Troy Gafgen is able to elbow out of the hold. Troy Gafgen charges at Abyss, but Abyss counters with a standing front spine buster that puts Troy Gafgen on the mat.]

JR-Abyss is fired up.

King-Wonder if MVP is impressed…

Kris Gaffney-He'd only tell you if you could read his mind…even then he'd yell at you to stay out of his head.

[Abyss picks up Troy Gafgen, and he hits a few fists to the face, and tries to whip Troy Gafgen, but it's reversed as the ref is checking something. MVP blindly grabs Abyss leg, and turns around, and looks surprised that it was Abyss leg he grabbed. Abyss pulls up MVP, and knocks him down off of the apron with a fist to the face. Abyss turn around right into the Crack of Dawn as Troy Gafgen did not see anything of what was happening. Troy Gafgen goes into the cover on Abyss, and the ref counts the 1……………..2……………3!]

JR-Troy got an assist

King-Although, I think MVP was going for Troy.

(MVP backs up the ramp as both Troy and MVP yell at each other as we go to commercial, and come back.)

("Dirty Window" blasts on the PA system as Dan Godwin walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring, "If you smell…" blasts on the PA system as the Rock walks to the ring, and he does his usual entrance as he stares down his tag team partner.

JR-There are rumors that these guys might not get along.

King-You don't always have to like each other, just need to work with each other.

Kris Gaffney-Although that usually seems counter productive

("Death of Me" blasts on the PA system as Tony Ikeda and Scott Tazte walks to the ring, as Badditude enter the ring.)

JR-Guess we now know what going to be called.

King- Oh well, at least it's something.

Kris Gaffney- Can I still throw suggestions…that was fun.

King-NO!

[Dan Godwin and Tony Ikeda pace around the ring, they throw fists at each other, Tony Ikeda is able to land first, and Dan Godwin stumbles backwards, and Tony Ikeda tries to whip him to the ropes, and he boucnse off of the ropes off of the ropes, and The Rock makes the blindside tag on Dan Godwin. Dan Godwin gets hit with a punch to the gut that doubles over Dan Godwin, and Tony Ikeda hits a Russian leg sweep that connects with Dan Godwin, he turns around, and he see's the Rock running towards him, but he is able to counter with a flap jack that sends the Rock down to the mat, and the Rock bounces up, and he is on his knee's. Tony Ikeda runs to the ropes, and comes off of the ropes, and knocks the Rock down to the mat with a running boot to the face. Tony Ikeda hits a few stomps on the downed Rock, the Rock goes into the corner. Tony Ikeda hits a few knife edge chops to the chest, and Tony Ikeda pulls the Rock out of the ring, and he whips the Rock to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. Tony Ikeda hits a hip toss that sends the Rock down to the mat. The Rock slowly gets up to his feet, and Tony Ikeda knocks him back down to the mat with a running clothesline. Slowly the Rock gets up to his feet, and Tony Ikeda hits a kick to the gut, and Tony Ikeda puts on the vertical suplex position. Tony Ikeda lifts up The Rock, and drops him with a vertical suplex that sends the Rock down to the mat. Tony Ikeda goes over to the corner, and makes the tag to Scott Tazte. Scott Tazte climbs up to the top rope, and hits a flying elbow drop that connects with the Rock. Scott Tazte gets up to his feet, and he waits for the Rock to get up, while he does that he does the dreaded pose before the Kountdown. The Rock gets up to his feet, and turns around. Scott Tazte kicks the Rock in the gut, and hits the Kount down on the Rock! Scott Tazte goes into the cover on the Rock, and the ref counts the 1…………………….2…………………..kick out by the Rock, Scott Tazte looks at the ref like he's crazy. But then he gets up to his feet, and Scott Tazte calls for the remedy as he waits for the Rock to get up to his feet.]

JR-Scott Tazte is going for the Remedy.

King-So soon?

Kris Gaffney-I guess so…

[The Rock turns around as he gets up to his feet, and Scott Tazte kicks him in the gut, and Tazte tries to hit the Remedy. But the Rock pushes Scott Tazte away, and kicks him in the gut, and delivers his own DDT. The Rock takes a few moments to register where he is, and he see's Dan Godwin on the apron. He looks disappointed, but he dives for the tag anyways, and makes the tag to Dan Godwin. Dan Godwin comes into the ring just as Scott Tazte is getting up to his feet, and Dab Godwin hits a running clothesline that knocks down Scott Tazte. Scott Tazte gets up to his feet, and Dan Godwin picks up Scott Tazte and hits a body slam on Scott Tazte. Dan Godwin comes off of the ropes, and hits a knee drop across the face. Dan Godwin turns around, and says something to the Rock, the Rock answers back seemly not pleased with what was said, Dan Godwin is turned around by Scott Tazte. Scott Tazte goes for a fist, but it's countered with a fist to the face. Scott Tazte backs up to the ropes, and Dan Godwin tries to whip him to the ropes, but it's reversed by Scott Tazte. As Dan Godwin bounces off of the ropes, the Rock makes the tag into the match. Dan Godwin turns around, and shrugs his shoulders. Scott Tazte charges at the Rock, and the Rock hits a shoulder to the gut that doubles over Scott Tazte. Scott Tazte stumbles backwards, the Rock comes into the ring, and hits a few fists to the face of Scott Tazte. And tries to whip Tazte to the ropes, but it's reversed. The Rock bounces off of the ropes, and hits a flying clothesline on Scott Tazte. The Rock gets set up, and waits for Scott Tazte to get up to his feet. Once he does, The Rock goes for the Rock Bottom, but it's countered with a few elbows. Scott Tazte dives, and makes the tag to Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda comes into the ring, and charges at the Rock, only to be planted with the spine on the pine!]

JR- The Rock is on a roll here.

King- And it looks like here comes the most electrifying move in sports entertainment.

[The Rock sets up for it, but Scott Tazte hits the Rock from behind the Rock stumbles forward. The Rock gets hit with the Kountdown by Scott Tazte who rolls out of the ring not knowing that Dan Godwin has now set himself up in the corner waiting as Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet. Once he does, Dan Godwin goes for the eXecution, but Tony Ikeda ducks, and he hits the Rock instead! Dan Godwin looks shocked, but Scott Tazte pulls him out of the ring, and Tony Ikeda not knowing what to think about it dives into the cover on the Rock trying not to think of it too hard. The ref counts the 1……………..2……………….3!]

JR-Badditude wins this match.

King-Yeah, but what was that about.

Kris Gaffney-Clearly a miscue.

(Saturday Night Shockwave goes off the air with Dan Godwin knocking down Scott Tazte looking back into the ring as the Rock is slowly trying to get up to his feet.)