EMF: Saturday Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes over the screen going directly into the Saturday Shockwave video. Once it concludes we go into the darken arena as pyrotechnics blasts off on the stage. The lights turn on to reveal the fans waving their signs, some of the signs say "Stephanie's too shy", "I want to be like Cena/Nat!", and "Matty D!")

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, we are coming off a great Legacy of Blood. I'm good ol' JR, Jim Ross along side Jerry "the King" Lawler, and Kris "KG" Gaffney.

Kris Gaffney-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

King-And tonight we will see the Rock go against Dewey Pond, and the Extreme title will be on the line!

("All Grown Up" plays as Stephanie McMahon-Walker comes out onto the ramp for this Lingerie tag team match. She doesn't look happy as she walks down the ramp in her black Bra and Panties.)

JR: You have to feel sorry for Stephanie... being forced to show off her body at every oppertunity.

King: Not as much of it as we want though!

Kris: Just be patient... it'll come...

("Generic Theme" plays and Miss Jackie walks out in matching Pink Bra and Panties. She too doesn't look too happy but is seemingly getting used to being dressed like this.)

JR: While Stephanie's being forced.... Jackie is contractually obliged.

King: Best... contract.... ever!

Kris: I guess we do have something to thank our GM for....

King: NEVER. I hate that bitch!

("Angel of my Shoulder" blasts out as the crowd boo the arrival of the BP. However, they don't appear on the ramp. Jackie and Stephanie look confused, as does everyone else in the arena. We quickly get a camera backstage to find out where they are. We see them, with Kelly Kelly wearing a white bra and matching thong, and Katie wearing a much skimpier *inser color* alternative.)

Katie: I'm not going out there like this! What was wrong with my other lingerie?

Velvet: You're representing us! We need everyone to see as much of you as possible!

Katie: Kelly's is at least twice the size of mine...

Velvet: That's because she's REALLY beautiful! We don't want to share her with the world. Your just a temporary addition... so we don't care. Now get out there, and do what you have to do.

(Eventually, the BP appear. Katie looks mortified being out here in such little clothing. Kelly looks a lot more confident. Velvet accompanies them but there's no sign of Lacey, Madison or Laura.)

JR: The BP are torturing poor Katie...

King: But I love watching it!

Kris: They should put Katie in playboy... we've seen it all already.

(The bell sounds for the match to start. Kelly Kelly steps into the ring for her team. Miss Jackie is eager to start for hers. Kelly runs and clotheslines Jackie to the mat. Jackie stumbles up and Kelly plants her down with another hard clothesline. Kelly begins to slap Miss Jackie while Velvet yells out encouragement (due to her hatred of Jackie). Kelly picks Jackie up and plants her back down with a DDT, and then turns her over for the cover and 1..... 2.... kick out. Kelly throws Jackie towards the ropes but Jackie hangs on to them. As Kelly charges at her, Jackie dumps her over the top rope with a big back body drop. Kelly falls to the floor on the outside hard. Velvet runs over and helps Kelly climb to her feet. Jackie looks furious and runs and hits a baseball slide on Velvet, sending her into the barricade. Jackie then begins yelling at Velvet and doesn't notice Kelly slides back into the ring, grab Jackie from behind and hit a suplex into a bridge for 1.... 2..... Jackie kicks out.)

JR: Velvet's presence seems to be distracting the 7 time Women's Champion...

King: You have to feel Jackie would like nothing more than to take that belt from Velvet's waist.

(Jackie stumbles back to her feet and Kelly charges at her again. Jackie ducks under her clothesline attempt and as Kelly turns back, Jackie spears her to the ground. Kelly stumbles to her feet and Jackie hits a snapmere, and follows it up with a drop kick. Kelly again stumbles up and Jackie hoists her onto her shoulders, looking for the F-Off. Kelly squirms and manages to slides out the back to avoid the move. She dives across the ring and makes the tag to her parnter, Katie Lea. Katie comes in looking nervous about her attire. She runs at Jackie but stops short of hitting her and Jackie nails a quick suplex. Jackie goes into the cover for 1..... 2...... Kelly makes the save, and Katie looks annoyed.)

JR: Looks like Katie wanted to lay down and get this over with....

King: I wish she'd lay down for me...

Kris: Never gonna happen...

(Velvet gets on the apron and starts yelling at Katie. Katie looks annoyed but realises she has no choice but to try. However, this doesn't stop her letting Miss Jackie run and hits a clothesline, sending Velvet crashing to the floor again. Katie school girls Jackie before she can turn back round for the 1.... 2.... Jackie kicks out. Katie grabs Jackie and drills her to the ground with a DDT. She hooks the leg again for 1.... 2.... kick out by Jackie. Katie bangs the floor in frustation, and, still trying to end this quickly, calls for a finisher. Jackie stumbles up but has the move scouted, catching Katie's leg as she went for a kick to the gut. Jackie spins her round and then hoists her up for the F-Off. It's Katie's turn to try slide out of the move and after a struggle, she manages it. Before Jackie can turn Katie grabs her and throws her hard into the ring post. Jackie's shoulder hits the post, and, looking hurt. She tags in Stephanie. Stephanie nervously comes in, and just looks at Katie Lea.)

JR: These 2 are friends.... this isn't right...

King: They do have a choice.... they can just stand here being perved at...

(Katie appraoches Stephanie and seems apologetic. The two of them lock up in the middle of the ring. Katie overpowers Stephanie and is able to back her into a corner. She hits a few shots and as Stephanie stumbles, Katie kicks her in the gut. She seems to be about to look for a finisher...but she can't do it to her friend. She hesitates too much and allows Stephanie to hit a clothesline on her, but as Katie gets back to her feet, Stephanie doesn't want to attack her either. Stephanie turns towards Jackie to try and tag her back in. As she does though, Velvet Sky pulls Jackie off the apron and hits her round the head with the championship belt. The ref didn't see it because kelly had him distract. Katie then turns towards kelly to tag her but Kelly jumps off the apron. Katie begins yelling at her and slides out of the ring herself and gets in Kelly's face. Stephanie slides out of the ring too and goes over and hits Kelly, knocking her to the mat. The referee leaves the ring to try and restore order but Stephanie continues hammering away on Kelly. Eventually the referee pulls her off and tells her to return to the ring. She does so, but as the referee checks on Kelly briefly, Velvet slides into the ring and his Stephanie with The Beauty Mark! She rolls out of the ring and as Kelly returns to the apron and Katie slides into the ring. Katie reluctantly covers the down Stephanie and scores a 1..... 2..... Kelly pulls her off. Katie looks confused as to why Kelly cost her the win, but it becomes clear when Velvet slides her the championship belt, and demands she use it on Stephanie.)

JR: Velvet is going to get her team DQed... which I guess would be a fair result!

King: She doesn't care... she just wants Katie to hurt Stephanie...

(Katie holds the championship in her hand and stares at it. She looks at Stephanie who is stumbling up.... and measures her with the belt... but then she throws it down. Velvet begins yelling at her and Katie goes over and slaps Kelly. The referee motions for a tag and Katie smirks and slides out of the ring. Kelly comes in with Stephanie still hurting, and hits her with the K2! Before she can go into the cover though, Miss Jackie nails her round the head with the championship belt! The ref calls for the DQ and Jackie looks angry, not at the decision, but at the BP. She motions for Velvet to get into the ring but Velvet refuses and starts to head up the ramp. As Stephanie and Katie leave too, Jackie picks up the lifeless Kelly and hoists her up for an F-Off. She continues to dare Velvet to get into the ring, but she wont. Velvet demands that Katie go and save Kelly. Katie begins to head to the ring, but seeing as it's not Velvet, Jackie doesn't care, and nails Kelly with the F-Off! Velvet screams at her but Jackie just smirks, and raises the title above her head. Katie decides against returning to the ring and instead her and Steph disappear as fast as they can, leaving Jackie to stare down Velvet.)

("Burn it down" blast son the PA system as Matt Dragon walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Matt Dragon is lacking one title to be a grand slam champion, and that's the TV title. King-Well this is the chance to get a shot at that.

Kris Gaffney-Grand Slam is a highly touted accomplishment.

King-Even though it's been made famous by Road, and Dan Godwin with a poorly selling T-shirt.

("Monster" blasts on the PA system as Abyss walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Abyss has had a tough few months without Katie Lea.

King-I can understand that.

Kris Gaffney-Well considering how she started out, I wouldn't think that is that bad….but yeah.

[Matt Dragon and Abyss face off in the middle of the ring, and Matt Dragon locks up with Abyss. Knowing that he can't win in a battle of strength, Matt Dragon is able to get behind Matt Dragon. Matt Dragon looks a move, but Abyss is able to hit a snapmare. Matt Dragon goes down to the mat, and gets up to his feet, and Abyss hits a running clothesline that knocks down Matt Dragon, and Matt Dragon gets up fairly quickly, and Abyss hits a few fists to the face of Matt Dragon. Matt Dragon stumbles backwards, and Abyss whips Matt Dragon to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and Abyss hits a double axe handle to the gut that doubles over, Matt Dragon. Matt Dragon stays right where Abyss has him, and Abyss backs to the ropes, and hits a running knee lift that knocks down to the mat. Abyss hits a few stomps on the odwned Matt Dragon, and the ref makes Abyss back off, and Matt Dragon rolls into the corner, and gets up to his feet, and Abyss closes the gap between him, and Matt Dragon, and hits a few fists to the face, and he whips Matt Dragon into the other side of the ring, and he crashes into the corner, and he stumbles out of the corner. Abyss picks up Matt Dragon, and drops him into a side walk slam on Matt Dragon. Abyss hooks the leg of Matt Dragon as he goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1………………….2………………………kick out by Matt Dragon.]

JR-The bigger Abyss is controlling this match.

King-But I doubt that will be for long, Matt Dragon has faced big men before.

Kris Gaffney-After all…he beat X-Cold three times…and he's 6'7".

King-I wonder how many people realized that.

JR-Probably not many…but this isn't about X-Cold.

King-Really…don't tell Matty D that.

[Matt Dragon is slow to get to his feet, and Abyss picks up Matt Dragon, and goes for the shock treatment. But Matt Dragon is able to side out of the back of Abyss, and is able to grab his head on the way, down, sets him up, and drives him down for a reverse DDT. Both wrestlers are down on the mat, and Matt Dragon rolls out of the ring under the ropes. Matt Dragon gets up on the apron. Abyss gets up to his feet, and looks towards Matt Dragon. Abyss charges at Matt Dragon, but Matt Dragon counters with a shoulder block that sends Abyss backwards. Matt Dragon sling shots himself up to the top rope, and hits a clothesline off of the top rope. This takes down the much bigger Abyss, and Matt Dragon takes a few moments, to rest up, and Abyss stumbles up to his feet, Matt Dragon is able to measure up. Matt Dragon hits a shoulder block into the back of the leg, and Abyss goes down to the mat, and Matt Dragon hits a few stomps into the downed Abyss. Abyss pushes Matt Dragon backwards, and Matt Dragon falls backwards, and bounces off of the ropes, and Matt Dragon is able to counter with a shining wizard that connects on the side of Abyss' head, and Matt Dragon goes to the outside, and he climbs up to the top turnbuckle, he measures up, and hits a Dragon splash (aka frog splash) on Abyss. Matt Dragon goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1……………..2…………kick out by Abyss.]

Kris Gaffney-Do we really have to put Dragon in front of every move that Dragon does?

King-Yes….that's also why I brought this guy.

"The American Dragon" Daniel Bryan-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Matt Dragon gets up to his feet, and looks cockly down at Abyss, and he slowly picks up Abyss, but suddenly out of no where. Abyss traps Matt Dragon into a small package, and the ref counts the 1……………..2…………….3!]

JR-Abyss just shocked Matt Dragon.

King-He certainly did.

(Abyss rolls out of the ring, and celebrates in the isle.)

(Note: Neither RPed, but Abyss' RPer did RP so yeah…I gave it to her.)

("" blasts on the PA system as Scott Tazte walks to the ring talking with his tag team partner Tony Ikeda, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-This match is gearing up towards the tag team titles.

King-Tony Ikeda and Tazte still need to figure out their team it would seem.

Kris Gaffney-It does take time, it's not like they were working on it for months before they became a team.

("AIDS" blasts on the PA system as Myke Hawke walk to the ring along with his tag team partner Brandon Eastman.)

JR-These two have been champions before, they know what they can, and can not do.

King-Now it's just a matter of getting the chance to be champions again.

Kris Gaffney-Well…their going to be facing a tough challenge for sure.

[Myke Hawke gets into the middle of the ring, and he poses in the face of Scott Tazte. Scott Tazte looks a little amused, but then he hits a slap to the face of Myke Hawke. Myke Hawke turns around, and as he turns back, Scott Tazte knocks down Myke Hawke with a diving forearm shot to the face that knocks both wrestlers. Scott Tazte gets up to his feet, and runs to the ropes, and as he comes off of the ropes. Scott Tazte hits a running clothesline that knocks down Myke Hawke. Myke Hawke stumbles up to his feet stunned, and Scott Tazte hits a few fists to the face of Myke Hawke, and Myke Hawke Scott Tazte tries to whip Myke Hawke to the ropes, and is successful in doing just that as he bounces off of the ropes. Scott Tazte lowers his head, and hits a back body drop that sends the much bigger Myke Hawke flying through the air, and crashing down hard on his back. Myke Hawke slowly gets up to his feet, and Scott Tazte measures up, and he hits a standing drop kick that while that doesn't send him out of the ring, but it does send him backwards, and Myke Hawke falls out of the ring. Myke Hawke is on the mat around the ring side. Scott Tazte hypes up the crowd, and Myke Hawke gets up to his feet. Scott Tazte sling shots himself over the top rope, and connects with Myke Hawke with a suicide dive cross body block over the top turnbuckle. Myke Hawke is down on the mat, and Scott Tazte gets up to his feet and hits a few stomps on the downed Myke Hawke, so much in fact that the ref makes Scott Tazte stop. Scott Tazte backs up, and waits as he is listening to the ref, but really he also has something else in his mind as Myke Hawke is getting up to his feet, and Scott Tazte smashes Myke Hawke into the guard rail. Myke Hawke is in a lot of pain, and before he falls down to the mat. Scott Tazte is able to hang on to him, Myke Hawke gets thrown into the ring by Scott Tazte. Myke Hawke rolls into the middle of the ring. Scott Tazte climbs up to the apron, and he climbs up to the top tunbuckle. Scott Tazte waits as Myke Hawke tries to climb up to his feet.]

JR-Scott Tazte thus far has dominated.

King-I doubt Tony had any doubt that he would.

Kris Gaffney-Getting ready for tag team titles makes you want to put on a show.

[Scott Tazte leaps off of the top turnbuckle as Myke Hawke is up to his feet, and Scott Tazte hits a flying cross body block, and goes for a pin, but Myke Hawke is able to roll through, and Myke Hawke stands up with Scott Tazte in his hands. Scott Tazte gets hit with a rib breaker, and Myke Hawke drops him on the mat, and he crawls into the corner. Scott Tazte gets up to his feet, and and he charges at Myke Hawke into the corner, and leaps in the air. But Scott Tazte is able to move out of the way. Myke Hawke crashes into the top turnbuckle. Scott Tazte stumbles backwards in pain, and Myke Hawke hits a hard fist that knocks down Scott Tazte. Scott Tazte gets up to his feet, and Myke Hawke whips Scott Tazte to the ropes, and Scott Tazte bounces off of the ropes, and Myke Hawke goes for a standing clothesline which is ducked under by Scott Tazte. Scott Tazte continues to the other side of the ring. He bounces off of the ropes, and Myke Hawke hits a spine buster on Scott Tazte. Scott Tazte is down on the mat, and now Myke Hawke is able to rest up from the moves that he has taken thus far, and he waits as Scott Tazte gets up to his feet. Myke Hawke kicks Scott Tazte in the gut, and sets up Scott Tazte in a power bomb/piledriver position. He lfits up Scott Tazte, and drives down Scott Tazte in a power bomb that drives Scott Tazte on the mat. Myke Hawke looks at Tony Ikeda who doesn't look happy, and Myke Hawke goes into the cover on Scott Tazte, and the ref counts the 1………………………..2……………………………….kick out by Scott Tazte. Myke Hawke doesn't look too shocked as he starts to choke Scott Tazte as the ref starts to his his count.]

JR-Myke Hawke better let go.

King-I'm sure he knows what comes after 4.

Kris Gaffney-You sure?

King-Myke Hawke now hates you.

[Myke Hawke picks up Scott Tazte, and whips him off of the ropes, Scott Tazte hooks the ropes, and Myke Hawke draws the refs attention, Tazte tries to go forward, but gets tripped up by Brandon Eastman. Tony Ikeda attacks Brandon Eastman. This doesn't make Myke Hawke too happy. Myke Hawke goes over towards the fighting tag team partners, but gets turned around. Kicked in the gut, and Scott Tazte hits the Remedy on Myke Hawke. Scott Tazte goes into the cover on Myke Hawke, and the ref counts the 1………………..2…………………3!]

JR-Scott Tazte wins this match.

King-But the war just began!

(Brandon Eastman comes into the ring after have getting rid of Tony, and attacks Tazte, after a while Tony Ikeda regroups and attacks Eastman, both tag teams are battling as the ref and officials try to break it up.)

("Bad Company" blasts on the PA system as Dewey Pond walks to the irng, he slides into the ring.)

JR-The EMF veteran was Extreme champion until Shockwave a few weeks ago.

King-Yeah, but when your Extreme champion going into the Extreme battle royal, there is a good chance that you won't walk out with it.

Kris Gaffney-It's never a good time to be a champion going into that match.

("If you smell" blasts on the PA system as the Rock walks to the ring with the Extreme championship. As he steps inside of the ring, he does his usual entrance.)

JR-The Rock has been rolling since coming back to wrestling, he is already the Extreme champion.

King-Who knows how far he will go.

Kris Gaffney-Probably a better co-star than Tommy Wiseau.

[The Rock and Dewey Pond face off in the middle of the ring, and they talk trash for a few moments, and Dewey Pond hits a fist to the face of the Rock. The Rock answers back, the Rock and Dewey Pond trade shots to the face, and the Rock is gaining the upper hand, and Dewey Pond stumbles backwards, and the Rock whips Dewey Pond to the ropes, and Dewey Pond reverses the whip. The Rock obunces off of the ropes, and Dewey Pond goes for a clothesline, but it's ducked under by Dewey Pond. The Rock bounces off of the other side of the ring, but he is able to hook to make sure that he doesn't go back towards Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond runs at the Rock, but the Rock is able to side step him, and throws him over the top rope, and Dewey Pond crashes hard on the mat. Dewey Pond is on the mat around ring side, and the Rock comes out of the ring, and while Dewey Pond is still on the mat, The Rock grabs the cable from the camera, and wraps it around the throat of Dewey Pond, the ref yells at the Rock, but can't really do anything about it as he does make a count, but he gets up to five, and the Rock shrugs his shoulders as he knows that he can't DQ him for doing this, the ref yells at the Rock some more, and laughing he finally lets go. The Rock hits a few stomps on the downed Dewey Pond the Rock picks up Dewey Pond, and throws him into the ring, and the Rock rolls into the ring, and the Rock waits as he gets up to his feet, and Dewey Pond does so, but before the Rock can do anything. Dewey Pond tries to get this match under control, and he charges at the Rock. But the Rock counters with a samoan drop! The Rock gets up, and gets ready to go for the Rock Bottom. Slowly Dewey Pond gets up to his feet, and the Rock goes for the Rock Bottom, but Dewey Pond is able to elbow out of it, the Rock stumbles backwards, Dewey Pond charges at him. But the Rock counters with the spine on the pine!]

Jr-The Rock has been able to counter almost every move by Dewey Pond.

King-Dewey has to be frustrated.

[But instead of doing the usual thing, the Rock sets up Dewey Pond, but Dewey Pond is able to kick off the Rock. The Rock goes flying, and the Rock slowly gets up to his feet, and Dewey Pond hits a spear on the Rock. Both wrestlers are down on the mat, and Dewey Pond looks over to his manager Tony Valentino who slides in a chair, and he gets up to his feet, and Dewey Pond has his back to the Rock who gets up to his feet, and gets a chair to the face that knocks down the Rock. Dewey Pond throws down the chair, and falls on the top rope as he is trying to get some rest. The Rock makes it to his feet, and Dewey Pond hits a running clothesline, the Rock gets up to his feet, and Dewey Pond hits a hard fist to the face that knocks down the Rock. The Rock gets up once again, but this time dazed, and Dewey Pond hits a few stinging forearm shots to the face that backs up the Rock to the ropes, and Dewey Pond whips the Rock to the ropes, the Rock bounces off of the ropes, and Dewey Pond lowers his head, and hits a big back body drop that sends the Rock through the air, and crashing down on the mat. The Rock slowly gets up to his feet, and Dewey Pond picks up the Rock, and hits a back breaker. Dewey Pond goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1…………………..2……………….kick out by The Rock.]

JR-Dewey Pond was a second away from becoming the Extreme champion once again.

King-That would not be a good title reign for the Rock.

Kris Gaffney-If you were Kane before recently…you would take it.

[Dewey Pond calls for the end of the match, suddenly Carnage comes down to ring side. Dewey Pond see's him as he gets up on the apron. The Rock hits a DDT to Pond, and Carnage gets hit with a fist to the face by the Rock, and Carnage falls down to the mat. Dewey Pond hits a running clothesline to knock the Rock back down, as Dewey Pond stalks him again, still in a lot of pain. Carnage gets in the ring with a chair on the Rock's side and goes for a chair shot, but the Rock ducks under, and Carnage nails Dewey Pond instead. Carnage gets hit with a low blow by the Rock. The Rock throws him out of the ring, as Dewey Pond stumbles up to his feet, and he turns towards the Rock, and gets hit with the Rock bottom! The Rock goes into the cover, and the ref makes the count for the 1………………..2………………3!]

JR-The Rock won.

King-But seemly from a miscue by Carnage.

(The Rock, Carnage, and Dewey Pond stare down each other as we fade away.)