EMF: Shockwave

JR - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds,, JOB Mysterio!!! (crowd cheers **)

[("Booyaka JOB" blasts on the PA system as JOB Mysterio pops out of the stage, and keeps going. He is stuck in the roof, we go to commercial, and come back with JOB in the ring) ]

JR - and his opponent, weighing in at 190 pounds,, Will Ospreay!!!

[Will Ospreay walks to the ring. Earl Hebner is the referee for this contest. Earl Hebner checks JOB Mysterio's boots and knee pads. Will Ospreay tests out the ropes. (ring, ring, ring) JOB Mysterio executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Will Ospreay. JOB Mysterio hits Will Ospreay with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Now JOB Mysterio standing. Will Ospreay is up again. Out of desperation, JOB Mysterio dives from the second turnbuckle, shoulder blocking Will Ospreay. JOB Mysterio gets up. JOB Mysterio hits Will Ospreay with an elbowdrop. JOB Mysterio is up again. Will Ospreay gets hit with a diving elbow smash from JOB Mysterio. JOB Mysterio covers Will Ospreay hooking the leg. Referee Earl Hebner makes the count. ...1 ...2 Will Ospreay escapes. ]

JR - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like Will Ospreay.

[Will Ospreay gets up. Will Ospreay picks up JOB Mysterio and executes the cradle DDT. ]

JR - Is this a great match or not?

King - Yes sir!

[Will Ospreay has the advantage, and he grabs JOB Mysterio with an arm wrench. Will Ospreay puts the chicken wing on JOB Mysterio. Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... ... JOB Mysterio is fighting the hold. JOB Mysterio escapes. Will Ospreay grabs JOB Mysterio's arm, drops down, and has him in an arm grapevine. Will Ospreay puts JOB Mysterio in an arm grapevine submission. JOB Mysterio's arm is just being TWISTED by an arm grapevine by Will Ospreay. Will Ospreay puts JOB Mysterio in an arm grapevine submission. Will Ospreay puts JOB Mysterio in an arm grapevine submission. JOB Mysterio's arm is just being TWISTED by an arm grapevine by Will Ospreay. Will Ospreay puts JOB Mysterio in an arm grapevine submission. JOB Mysterio is back on his feet. JOB Mysterio gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Will Ospreay. Will Ospreay bounces JOB Mysterio off the ropes and faceslams him onto the mat. Will Ospreay moves back to his feet. Will Ospreay's head is smashed into the mat with a springboard DDT by JOB Mysterio. ]

JR - Good springboard DDT by JOB Mysterio.

[Now JOB Mysterio standing. Will Ospreay gets up. JOB Mysterio hits a jumping elbow hrust on Will Ospreay. Will Ospreay hiptosses JOB Mysterio. Will Ospreay puts JOB Mysterio in an arm grapevine submission. Now JOB Mysterio standing. JOB Mysterio kicks Will Ospreay's head out of desperation because Will Ospreay blocked JOB Mysterio's first kick. JOB Mysterio jumps and elbow smashes the lying Will Ospreay. Now JOB Mysterio standing. Will Ospreay executes the brain buster on JOB Mysterio. Will Ospreay drags JOB Mysterio to the floor. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) (..2) Flying somersault drop kick by JOB Mysterio puts him back in the match. Now JOB Mysterio standing. (...3) JOB Mysterio flies from the turnbuckle with an elbowdrop. JOB Mysterio climbs to his feet. (....4) JOB Mysterio hits Will Ospreay with an elbowdrop. Now JOB Mysterio standing. Will Ospreay executes a neck scissors on JOB Mysterio. JOB Mysterio gets back to his feet. Will Ospreay delivers a stiff inverted powerbomb send JOB Mysterio hard to the floor. Will Ospreay takes JOB Mysterio into the ring. Will Ospreay chokes JOB Mysterio. Will Ospreay grabs JOB Mysterio's arm, drops down, and has him in an arm grapevine. Will Ospreay tries to whip JOB Mysterio to the roeps, but it's reversed Ospreay jumps on the second ropes, and he spring boards off of the ropes, and he connects with the OsCutter on JOB Mysterio!! Will Ospreay goes into the cover on JOB Mysterio. The ref counts 1..........2.........3!!

JR - The winner of this match, Will Ospreay!!!

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen)

(The lights are turned off as pyrotechnics rain down from the top of the arena. Pyrotechnics blasts down on the stage. The camera’s scan the crowd as they yell and wave their signs. After taking a few shots of the crowd the camera zooms out to display the location information. We get one more scan of the crowd as the commentators begin to speak over it.)

JR-Tonight the EMF comes to you live from Tampa, Florida. Welcome to Saturday Shockwave!! Hello and welcome I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross. I’m joined by Jerry “the King” Lawler and Kris “KG” Gaffney.

King-Tonight we will see The Bullet Club and Team America do battle.

Kris Gaffney-In two matches in fact.

JR-Speaking of which, let’s start the first of the two matches….

The big screen shows us backstage, Grace Brutal steps out of Prez Mike’s Office - right into the path of Lance Hoffman’s microphone.

/Lance Hoffman/

Grace, may I get a couple of words?

::Grace Brutal::“Sure ‘Get Fucked’ - and there you have it… a couple of words.“

/Lance Hoffman/ I was actually wondering what your thoughts were on Tony Ikeda not accepting The Wretched Nobody’s challenge.

::Grace Brutal::“It’s probably his Old Timer’s Disease affecting his memory… because it really doesn’t matter if Tony accepts or not - Wretch is going to flatly Fuck him up if we don’t hear the good news by the time The Go Home Show hits the air.“

/Lance Hoffman/ Have you heard any of Tony’s statements regarding the state of The Wretched Nobody and his pursuit of the EMF World Heavyweight Title?

::Grace Brutal::“Of course I have - that’s literally part of my job, you camera-clueless dork.“

/Lance Hoffman/ Well? Is he right? How does The Wretched Nobody feel about all of it?

::Grace Brutal::“You want to know how Wretch feels about it?“

The corridor lights flicker and when they come back up Grace is smiling brightly while The Wretched Nobody stands there with his Tag Team and Intercontinental Championship Titles crossed over his chest as he looms behind Lance Hoffman, who feels the chill of Death at his back.

Wretched Nobody> Then why not just ask me yourself, Lance?

::Grace Brutal::“Yaaaaaa, Lance!“

Wretched Nobody> Tony has already had the audacity to have said what he said, and it certainly had an impact… not on me - but on someone, I am sure. It was an impact like the hollow thud of a dead packmule dropping to the soil with Tony’s future strapped to its spine. It has been a long journey - but now Tony finds himself with no one to carry him, nothing to take the weight… He can Say whatever he likes - but if he were as wise as he were lucky, he would not have found himself Alone with The Wretched Nobody! Tony restoreth my soul; he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness to forsake his name's sake. Yea, though he walks through the valley of the Shadow of Death, I will be Fearsome, and he will Know Evil!

/Lance Hoffman/ If you win the title, Tony may just immediately lobby for a rematch… I don’t feel as if the fans are going to find this showdown to be a final conflict resolver for you.

Wretched Nobody>No Lance… WHEN I take My Title Back… The Only Thing Tony gets dropped on that canvas, and then right back into the mid-card, IF he survives with his career intact he goes right back to “doing business” and putting over all those same up and coming young talented prospects I make Ratings and Money, by Destroying with Extreme Prejudice! He is right… losing the EMF World Heavyweight Championship, and losing subsequent rematches meant Something to me… but This match, That Title, and EMF’s Cold Day In Hell had better mean Everything to Tony… Come and See.

The corridor lights flicker again and Lance Hoffman is left all alone - eyes wide, with his microphone in hand.

(The lights all go black and Adam Cole Official Theme Song "All About Tha (BOOM!)")

(plays through out the arena as there is a mixture of cheers and boos as Adam Cole comes walking out to the stage from the back. He walk with confidence as both of his arms are out wide. He stands to the center of the stage and puts his left arm down and points to himself with his right yelling to the fans. He looks out to his left and then his right. He squats down really low as he rocks side to side and then springs up with two fingers together on both hands in the sky as the fans all yell “ADAM COLE BAY BAY!” along with Adam Cole. He continues down the rampway in the direction to the ring. Once he gets ringside, he rolls into the ring, stands center of the ring and repeats; He squats down really low as he rocks side to side and then springs up with two fingers together on both hands in the sky as the fans all yell “ADAM COLE BAY BAY!” He then heads to the direction of his corner and squats down low, rocking side to side as he waits for the beginning of his match.)

JR-Representing the Bullet Club it’s Adam Cole.

King-Bay Bay?

Kris Gaffney-I’m certain he just added that to the end of that statement if we weren’t.

(From the back shirtless, jean shorts, work boots, and an American Flag cape on walks Mr. President “Jim Vice!” He stands at the top of the stage with a cold Mericaweiser in his hand. He cracks it open and quickly downs the cold brew and tosses the empty can into the stands and begins his aggressive walk down the ramp as the crowd begins to erupt in “MERICA, FUCK YEA!” chants.)

JR-It should be noted that both of these men will be in the main event as well.

King-They will have the show to recover, but will that be enough?

Kris Gaffney-The good thing is the second match is a tag team match, so that helps.

[The bell rings and Adam Cole and Jim Vice pace around the ring making sure that neither one of the wrestlers are going to give up the opening advantage, and he locks up with Jim Vice, and he twists his arm into an arm bar, and he transitions into a side head lock. Adam Cole takes down Jim Vice with a head lock take down. Adam Cole puts on the pressure on Jim Vice. Jim Vice after a few moments tries to get up to his feet as Adam Cole holds on the pressure. Jim Vice looks for a way out of the hold, and Jim Vice hits a few shots to the stomach on Adam Cole, and he backs up Cole to the ropes, and he whips him off of the ropes. Adam Cole bounces off of the ropes, and he connects with a hard shoulder tackle. Jim Vice gets up to his feet, and he runs at Adam Cole. Adam Cole counters with a release arm drag. Jim Vice goes flying across the ring, and he gets up to his feet, and once he gets upt o his feet Adam Cole kicks Jim Vice in the gut that doubles over. Adam Cole runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Adam Cole hits a running knee to the face. Jim Vice is stunned. Jim Vice throws a wild fist to the face, Adam Cole ducks under, and he hooks him and he drops him with Florida Keys. Jim Vice seems down, and Adam Cole goes into the cover on Jim Vice. The ref counts 1…………..2……….KICK OUT by Jim Vice!!]

JR-So far Adam Cole has remained in control of this match.

King-He might be looking for the final shot to finish it.

Kris Gaffney-Literally.

[Adam Cole waits as Jim Vice gets up, and Adam Cole goes for the final shot, but Jim Vice ducks under. Adam Cole swings through. Jim Vice gets up, and he connects with a t-bone suplex throwing Adam Cole through the air, and he crashes down on the mat. Jim Vice takes a few moments to rest up as Adam Cole rests up. Jim Vice runs with a spin kick to the stomatch area. Jim Vice whips Adam Cole to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Jim Vice jumps in the air, and he connects with a flying elbow to the face that knocks down Adam Cole. Adam Cole gets up to his feet. He falls into the corner. Adam Cole tries to rest up, Jim Vice runs towards him, and he connects with a running clothesline. Jim Vice backs up, and he falls into the corner into a seated position. Jim Vice hits a few stomps on the downed Adam Cole in the chest area. Jim Vice backs up as the ref gets on his case, and he does so he doesn’t get DQed. Jim Vice allows the ref to get out of the way. Jim Vice runs to the corner where Adam Cole is, and he connects with a cannon ball. Adam Cole seems out of it as Jim Vice grabs Adam Cole by the leg, and he brings him out of the corner to make sure that he doesn’t attempt to break up the pin by grabbing the ropes. Jim Vice goes into the cover hooking the leg. The ref goes into position to make the count, the ref counts 1………….2…….KICK OUT by Adam Cole!!]

JR-Adam Cole kicks out.

King-Not exactly the way he thought the match would be going after the first part of it.

Kris Gaffney-Jim Vice is extremely talented, it would be a matter of time before he could find a way to make a come back.

[Adam Cole rolls into the corner, and Jim Vice runs at Adam Cole, but Adam Cole gets his boot up. Jim Vice staggers away. Adam Cole goes to the second turnbuckle, and jumps off, Jim Vice moves out of the way. Adam Cole turns around into a kick to the gut, and Jim Vice drops him with the For USA!! Adam Cole seems out of it. Jim Vice goes into the cover. The ref goes into position. The ref counts 1………..2……..3!!]

JR-Adam Cole saw an opening, but Jim Vice might have baited him into that situation.

King-Maybe.

(“Shake Shake” blasts on the PA system. Tay Conti walks out on the stage, and she steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Tay has a background that’s going to help her in professional wrestling.

King-According to Britt Baker, that doesn’t seem where she seems to want to bring attention to.

Rhea Ripley walks in silently to smoke in the dark with a candle. She slides into the ring.)

JR-Rhea Ripley had a very good win last week against Alexa Bliss.

Kris Gafffney- We’ll see if she can follow it up this week.

King-That’s always a big question whether or not you can maintain momentum.

[Tay and Rhea Ripley stand in the middle of the ring talking trash. Tay Conti and Rhea Ripley throw fists to the face, neither wrestlers are backing down. Rhea Ripley is able ot duck under, and she runs to the ropes, and she bounces off of the ropes. Tay Conti counters with an arm drag. Rhea Ripley goes flying, and she gets up to her feet, and she runs at Tay Conti, and she hits another arm drag release. Rhea Ripley gets up to her feet. Tay Conti connects with a standing drop kick that knocks Rhea Ripley. Rhea Ripley gets up, and she falls into the corner. Tay Conti runs, and she connects with a jumping clothesline in the corner on Rhea Ripley. Rhea Ripley staggers out of the corner, and Tay Conti lifts up Rhea Ripley, and she connects with a back breaker. Tay Conti runs to the ropes, and she bounces off of the ropes, and she drops a leg drop across the throat of Rhea Ripley. Tay Conti goes into the cover on Rhea Ripley. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2…….KICK OUT by Rhea Ripley. Tay Conti puts Rhea Ripley into a seated position, and she puts her into a chin lock.]

JR-Tay Conti is wearing down Rhea Ripley.

King-This makes Britt Baker very unhappy.

Kris Gaffney-Not a lot makes her happy though.

[Tay Conti holds on the pressure, and Rhea Ripley gets up to her feet, and she lifts her up, and she drops her with a belly to back suplex on Tay Conti. Rhea Ripley takes a few moments to rest up. Both wrestlers get up, and Rhea takes down Tay Conti with a double leg take down, and she connects with a few fists to the face of Tay Conti. Tay throws her off. Rhea Ripley gets up to her feet, and Tay tries to get up to her, feet and Rhea drops her with a side kick.]

JR-Rhea Ripley finally got back in control of this match.

King-Maybe she saw Jeff Hardy and she wanted to try to steal his thunder

*Kris thumbs nose for some reason*

[Rhea Ripley hooks Tay Conti for the Rip tide, but Tay Conti ducks under, and she hooks Rhea and drops her with the Tay KO. Rhea seems out of it. Tay goes into the cover on Rhea. The ref counts 1…………2…………..3!!]

JR-Tay Conti gets a victory over the impressive Rhea Ripley.

Ricky comes onto the ramp with a huge grin, accompanied by Miss Meadows and a pair of nameless showgirls. On occasion, he will toss commemorative casino chips into the crowd. Once arriving at the ring, Miss Meadows will instruct the showgirls to wait backstage.

JR-The former IC champion is looking to get back into a title race.

King-This is a good way to do it.

Kris Gaffney-We have seen his opponent show promise lately, he must be wondering what Midnight Tiger he is going to get.

Midnight Tiger makes his entrance amid a sea of neon lights, dressed in an ornate cape and costume as he makes his way down to the ring.

JR-When he’s on, Midnight Tiger is very good.

King-Well, he’s playing a high stakes game now.

Kris Gaffney-And more gambling references….the Gambler would be very proud.

King-Or maybe not, because we didn’t reference the song.

[Midnight Tiger and Ricky Vegas pace around the ring, Midnight Tiger and Ricky Vegas go for a lock up, but Ricky Vegas tries to take down Midnight Tiger, and he attempts to flip him over for the Black Jack, but Midnight Tiger is able to block it. Ricky Vegas gets kicked off. Ricky Vegas hits into the corner. Midnight Tiger gets up and he runs towards Ricky Vegas. Ricky Vegas is able to counter with a back elbow to the side of the face that turns around Midnight Tiger. Ricky Vegas grabs Midnight Tiger into a waist lock, and he connects with release german suplex into the corner, and he staggers out of the corner Ricky Vegas hits a jab (ONE) hits another jab (TWO) hits another jab (THREE) goes for another jab, but Midnight Tiger ducks under this one, and he runs to the ropes. Midnight Tiger bounces off of the ropes, and he runs right into the full house by Ricky Vegas. Midnight Tiger goes down on the mat. Ricky Vegas goes into the cover on Midnight Tiger. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………..2……KICK OUT by Midnight Tiger. Midnight Tiger tries to get up to his feet, but Ricky Vegas kicks him the face to put him on the mat. Ricky Vegas drops an elbow. Ricky Vegas takes a few moments, and he yells for Midnight Tiger to get up to his feet.]

JR-Midnight Tiger might be in trouble here.

Kris Gaffney-He wanted him to stay down, and now he wants to get up.

King-Professional wrestlers are so confusing.

[Ricky Vegas waits as Midnight Tiger is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Ricky Vegas lifts up Midnight Tiger, and he attempts to go for a body slam. Midnight Tiger is able to struggle out of the back. Ricky Vegas turns around going for a fist, but Midnight Tiger is able to duck under, and he hooks him with a with a full nelson and he connects with a dragon suplex. This sends Ricky Vegas flying across the ring, and he crashes down high on his shoulders, and the momentum takes him fall the way under the ropes, and Ricky Vegas is slow to get up to his feet, and he uses the ropes to pull himself up to his feet. Midnight Tiger runs to the ropes, and he spring boards off of the second rope, and he connects with a drop kick to the face that takes down Ricky Vegas off of the apron. Ricky Vegas falls on to the floor around ring side. Midnight Tiger takes his time and he rest up, and he goes on the apron and he see’s Ricky Vegas trying to get up to his feet. Midnight Tiger jumps off of the apron, and he connects with a double axe handle that drops Ricky Vegas back down on the mat. Ricky Vegas gets picked up, and he gets thrown into the ring. Midnight Tiger rolls into the ring. Ricky Vegas has gone into a corner. Midnight Tiger runs at Ricky Vegas, and he connects with a running knee to the face of Ricky Vegas. Ricky Vegas seems out of it.]

JR-Ricky Vegas might be in trouble here.

King-He should have folded when he was ahead.

Kris Gaffney-I’m sure he’ll appreciate those references.

[Midnight Tiger pulls up Ricky Vegas, Ricky Vegas surprises Midnight Tiger by double legging him and he tries to hook him with the black jack, but Midnight Tiger is able to reach up enough to roll him up into a small package. The ref counts 1………2….Ricky Vegas is able to reverse the pin so that it’s Midnight Tiger being pinned now!! 1……………2………….3!!]

JR-Ricky Vegas turns the tables, and gets the victory.

King-Maybe he should have went all in.

Kris Gaffney-And thus more gambling references, I’m certain this is almost Badd Boy levels

(“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage with his web camera. He stpes inside of the ring.)

JR-It looks like Ryder is looking to continue the feud with Killer Tschida.

King-He might be elite, but Killer is legendary

Kris Gaffney-Wonder what Lee Foster would think…

*** "Big Pun, Cuban Link, Apathy, Beast 1333 - Toe To toe Remix [2020]" plays in the background, as Bestia, The Big Boricua, walks to the stage while being accompanied by Fidel Estrada. Fidel Estrada is equipped in a loose suit and fedora-like hat that is similar to "Armando Estrada". Bestia, on the other hand, is equipped in black boots, semi-baggy black drawstring trousers, and a loose T-shirt that reads the words "Bestia, The Big Boricua" in Red, White, and Blue colours. Bestia is standing at 7'0lbs and weighting at 610lbs. Fidel Estrada, seeming very enthusiastic and energetic, showcases Bestia by pointing both of his hands at Bestia. Bestia, on the other hand, shows a very monstrously neutral expression on his face, as he slowly walks down the ramp. Fidel, walks behind him, as the crowd begins to boo the duo. Fidel takes the opportunity to wave the crowd down, energetically, but the booing ensues. Certain signs support Bestia with phrases such as "Boricua Bae", "Puerto Rican & Proud", "BESTIA!", and "Boricua Slam Them All!". Fidel motions Bestia to walk up the steps towards the ring, as Bestia walks up the steps, towards the apron. He eyes over the crowd, as Fidel walks around the exterior of the ring. Bestia then steps over the top rope of the ring, before raising both arms in the air, in the middle of the ring. He grabs his shirt, and tears it apart with one hand, before tossing it towards the crowd. Fidel steps towards his corner, outside of the ring, as Bestia eyes up the ramp, towards the stage. ***

JR-This isn’t exactly the best way to follow a loss.

King-I don’t think I’d want to face him after a win.

Kris Gaffney-Especially with the effectiveness of your finishers!

King-At least saw me using the piledriver…

[Zack Ryder paces around the ring, and he looks at Bestia who stands in the middle of the ring. Zack Ryder runs at Bestia. Bestia goes for a boot to the face, but Zack Ryder is able to duck under. Zack Ryder connects with a few fists to the face. Bestia hits a knee lift to the gut, and he runs to the ropes, Zack Ryder connects with a standing drop kick that makes him fall backwards into the ropes, and he falls out of the orpes on to the apron. Bestia gets up on the apron, and he attempts to get into the ring, and Zack Ryder connects with a kick to the face. Bestia is stunned on the middle rope. Zack Ryder brings out Bestia and he drops him with an elevated swinging neck breaker that puts down Bestia. Zack Ryder goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs on the top rope, and Zack Ryder waits for Bestia to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Zack Ryder goes for a cross body block off of the top rope, but Bestia catches it. Bestia attempts to transfer Zack Ryder on his shoulder. But Zack Ryder is able to slide out of the back. Zack Ryder hits a kick to the gut that doubles over Bestia. Zack Ryder connects with a DDT on Bestia. Zack Ryder goes into the cover on Bestia. The ref goes into position to make the count, the ref counts 1…………..2…KICK OUT by Bestia.]

JR-Bestia seems to be off balance right now.

King- How long can Ryder keep him like this.

Kris Gaffney-As long as he can avoid being crushed.

[Bestia goes into the corenr, and Zack Ryder runs at Bestia. Bestia catches Zack Ryder going for a splash, and he connects with a slam on the mat. Bestia takes a moment to rest up, and he picks up Zack Ryder, and he hits a head butt. Bestia hits a body slam on Zack Ryder, and he connects with it. Bestia backs up into the ropes. Bestia jumps in the air, and he comes down on Zack Ryder with a splash. The ref counts 1…………2…KICK OUT by Zack Ryder!!]

King-Surprised that Ryder can kick out.

JR-Never underestminate Ryder.

Kris Gaffney- Too many have and paid for it.

[Zack Ryder gets grabbed around the throat, and he gets lifted up, but Zack Ryder gets out of the grip of Bestia. Bestia turns around right into the Rough Ryder!! Zack Ryder goes itno the cover on Bestia. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2………..3!!]

JR-Zack Ryder gets the victory by catching Bestia off guard with the Rough Ryder.

King-Sometimes that’s all you need.

(“The duck song” blasts on the PA system. Walter Melon walks out on the stage followed by Jack Heyman. Walter Melon steps inside of the ring.)

JR-The former Extreme Champion will look to get another shot at it.

Kris Gaffney-Will he do it though?

King-I’m certain that the Melon Gods said something about it in the Melon bible…somewhere in the back.

On the tron it shows an open field with a sign that just says "SV" and "I'm Back" plays on the speakers. The scene on the tron changes and it shows Killer Tschida's face complete with sunglasses. The words "EFEDERATION LEGEND, KILLER TSCHIDA!" show up on the tron. Killer Tschida then shows up in the aisle and he points his fist to the ring then he throws his fist up and back as pyro goes off.

JR-Killer Tschida and Zack Ryder had quite the match for him to get here.

King-He wants to continue the momentum he got from his win over Ryder.

Kris Gaffney-This is a multi man match, steel cage or not this is a different game.

The sound of a revolver being loaded stuns the crowd. Instantly the lights drop, plunging the arena into total darkness. Suddenly “Get the strap” by 6ix9ine & 50 Cent blares out over the speakers and the reaction is mixed. The first 12-13 seconds play with no sign of Wade until “Grr grr Go get the strap” bellows out. Wade strolls out calmly to the ring announcement. Not bothered by the cheers and jeers from the crowd, Wade pays little attention as he narrows in on the ring before sliding under the bottom rope. Removing his jacket and tee in the centre of the ring he stands ready for his opponent.

JR-However, they are going to have to go through this man.

King-That has proved to be difficult in the past.

Kris Gaffney-Especially if you have to get past just him.

[The camera circles around as Walter Melon, Killer Tschida and Wade Flow stare down each other, and then for some reason Ashley Irvine’s in the stare down. Ashley yells “WATERMELON” to Walter Melon and jumps through the ring without damaging it. Walter Melon takes advantage and he connects with a few fists to the face of Killer Tschida. Killer Tschida answers with an eye rake. Wade Flow goes for a flow stopper, but Walter Melon ducks under, and Wade Flow gets caught on the top rope. Walter Melon dumps Wade Flow out of the ring and he crashes down on the mat. Killer Tschida attempts to attack Walter Melon, but Walter Melon counters with a hot shot that sends him flying through the air, and he crashes on the ropes. Killer Tschida staggers around, and Walter Melon connects with the spitting seeds on Killer Tschida.]

JR-That could be it.

Kris Gaffney-Kind of early.

King-Maybe the Melon Gods wanted a really impressive win?

[Walter Melon goes into the cover on Killer Tschida. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………………..2………from outside of the ring Wade Flow reaches into the ring, and he pulls Walter Melon off of the cover, and he pulls him out o the ring. Walter Melon attempts to go for a fist to the face. Wade Flow is able to duck out of the way, and Wade Flow drops Walter Melon with a reverse neck breaker. Wade Flow grabs Walter Melon, and he throws him hard into the ring steps. Wade Flow steps inside of the ring and Wade Flow see’s Killer Tschida in the corner. Wade Flow runs towards the corner, and he connects with a clothesline in the corner. Wade Flow backs out of the corner, and he kicks Killer Tschida, and he connects with a twist of fate.]

JR-Wade Flow drops Killer Tschida.

Kris Gaffney-This can’t be good for Killer.

King-He is a legend for a reason though!

[Wade Flow waits for Killer Tschida to get up to his feet. Killer Tschida is up to his feet. Wade Flow goes for the flow stoppter, but it’s countered with a killer kick that puts down Wade Flow. Wade Flow is able to get up to his feet. Killer Tschida waits for Wade Flow kicks him in the gut that doubles him over, and he hooks him into a vertical suplex that puts him down on the mat. Killer Tschida connects with a fisherman suplex release. Wade Flow is slow to get up to his feet, but Killer Tschida is slow to get up to his feet, but Wade Flow fights out of it, but Killer Tschida hammers away with clubbing blows to the back. Killer Tschida hooks on the Tschida lock on Wade Flow!!]

JR-Killer might be closing in on a win.

King-Maybe the Melon Gods thinking it’s Killers turn to win?

Kris Gaffney-Yeah, that’s it.

[Wade Flow is powering out of it as he turns Killer on to his back as he holds on to the hold. Walter Melon comes out of no where with a fruit smash splash on both of them!! Wade Flow rolls out of the ring. Walter Melon goes into the cover on Killer Tschida. The ref counts 1……………2…………3!!]

JR-Walter Melon flys into the picture, and gets the victory.

King-Ah! But who gave him the idea to do that.

Kris Gaffney-………..

(plays through out the arena as there is a mixture of cheers and boos as Adam Cole comes walking out to the stage from the back. He walk with confidence as both of his arms are out wide. He stands to the center of the stage and puts his left arm down and points to himself with his right yelling to the fans. He looks out to his left and then his right. He squats down really low as he rocks side to side and then springs up with two fingers together on both hands in the sky as the fans all yell “ADAM COLE BAY BAY!” along with Adam Cole. He continues down the rampway in the direction to the ring. Once he gets ringside, he rolls into the ring, stands center of the ring and repeats; He squats down really low as he rocks side to side and then springs up with two fingers together on both hands in the sky as the fans all yell “ADAM COLE BAY BAY!” He then heads to the direction of his corner and squats down low, rocking side to side as he waits for the beginning of his match.)

(We focus on a television that comes back from commercial into a bright flower field. Suddenly Ashley Irvine comes skipping in from the side giggling as she pulls Rachel along in back with her. Then suddenly.)

Evil music kicks in

.::Narrator::.-Most view Ashley Irvine as innocent and lovable. But what happens when sugar and spice turns out to be not all that nice. Tonight we look into our top headline story.

HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE BEFORE RACHEL SCREAMS SCANDAL

(The picture skips as Ashley is now in front of the camera. The cameraman has a cute toy, Ashley is laughing trying to get it. Then the camera man moves it quickly to the right. Ashley eyes follow it. The picture plays that again as it zooms into Ashley's eyes as they seem to shift.)

(We open on a scene of Ashley in a chair looking around, then she pays attention.)

.::interview::.-Tell us about that night....

.::Ashley Irvine::.-OH, OH...was that the night that I saw really CUTE bunny and it was soooooooooo CUTE, I wanted to hug it, but then it went back to his family, byeeeee Mr. bunny.

.::interview::.-No not that one...

.::Ashley Irvine::.-OH! That was a fun day too, so I in meh lab, and then everything KABLEWY, because I sneezed. Then....*clock jumps forward that sweet....sweet...*clock jumps back*...and then I'm like....mmmmmm...that sweet.... Clock jumps forward*....and then I was like....GUMMY.....*Ashley looks off camera*... RACHEL!!

(Ashley jumps off the chair and dives off camera as Rachel fly's across the screen.)

.::Ashley Irvine::.-That gummy bear they made of you was soooooooooooooooooooooooo GOOD!!...But was that I said? *hums "be yourself" concerned*...I'm going to guess that's how meh clock always work...their tough, but fair.....boo me!

Rachel: You see what I have to deal with? If the EMF is going to force me to remain chained to this monster I demand compensation!

Eddie: So to be clear... your complaint is that you had to see Ashley naked... and that she licked you?

Rachel: I feel violated.... you need to do something!

Eddie: I don't know... that doesn't sound too bad to me. Would it make you feel better if I suffered it too?

(Rachel rolls her eyes, and turns to Alycia.)

Rachel: You know what I'm talking about..... tell your boyfriend he better make this right.

(Alycia drags Eddie with her as we fade away as Rachel still looks annoyed as Ashley looks around with a large smile.)

(Pac walks out from the back, slowly as he yells loudly and finds himself standing in the center of the top of the rampway. He stands on top, rocking side to side and shouts again as the stage Pyrotechnics shoot off fireworks. Pac stares out at the ring with a look that would scare medusa and he begins his walk down the rampway. With ease, he grabs the top rope and leaps over. He walks over the to side turnbuckle, grabs the top rope as if he’s going to stand on top as he looks side to side. He doesn’t climb the turnbuckle, pushes off and seems to be angry as he walks around the ring. He makes his way into his corner, squats down low and waits for his match.)

JR-Adam Cole is going to look to bounce back after earlier loss.

King-Now he has Pac with him.

Kris Gaffney-This is a different match type.

(Lights go black and the crowd silences in anticipation. Suddenly, there is a digital American Flag that appears down the rampway and inside of the ring as the arena lights all begin to flash RED, WHITE, and BLUE.)

(From the back shirtless, jean shorts, work boots, and an American Flag cape on walks Mr. President “Jim Vice!” He stands at the top of the stage with a cold Mericaweiser in his hand. He cracks it open and quickly downs the cold brew and tosses the empty can into the stands. He beats his chest and then from the back slowly, methodically walks GOAT. GOAT hands Jim another Mericaweiser and he quickly downs it before tossing it to the stands again. The two smash their forearms. Jim begins his aggressive walk down the ramp as the crowd begins to erupt in “MERICA, FUCK YEA!” chants. Slower, more methodically walks GOAT, motionless on his face.)

Beautiful female announcer: “Ladies and Gentelmen. It is my pleasure to introduce to you. They are at a combined weight of 487 pounds of raw American greatness! One standing 6’2”, the other 6’1”. GOAT! Mr. President, Dr. JIM VICE! Welcome to the ring, TEAM AMERICA!”

(The crowd continues to chant as Mr. President aggressively climbs into the ring and waltzes straight into each corner as he throws his hands into the air. As he does that, GOAT slides into the ring and stands in their corner as he awaits the match to begin, motionless, emotionless. Mr. President takes off his cape, smashes forearms with GOAT and paces from side to side beating his own chest, yelling “HELL YEA!” as he waits for his match to begin.)

JR-The Bullet Club is not the only team with a teammate in an earlier match.

King-I’m sure it was far more worth it for him.

Kris Gaffney-Guess hindsight is always 20/20.

[Being that they were not in an earlier match. GOAT and Pac start out this match for their teams. They pace around the ring, and they start throwing fists to the face, and after that they start to exchange kicks to the ribs, and Pac starts to gain the upper hand, and Pac whips GOAT to the ropes, GOAT bounces off of the ropes, and Pac lowers his head, but GOAT counters with a kick to the face. GOAT runs at Pac, and he connects with a hard diving clothesline on Pac. Pac staggers into the corner. GOAT closes the gap between him and Pac, and he hits a kick to the gut and he whips him into the corner.GOAT runs at Pac, and he jumps in the air, and he connects with a running drop kick inot the corner, GOAT makes the tag to Jim Vice. Pac is in a seated position and GOAT whips Jim Vice into the corner. He flips into the corner, and he connects with a cannon ball into the corner. Jim Vice brings Pac out of the corner, and he goes into the cover on Pac. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2……..Adam Cole comes into the ring and he breaks up the count. Adam Cole goes back into the corner, but it doesn’t seem like Jim Vice was too happy with that break up of the count, so he runs at Adam Cole on the ropes, and he hits hard fist as Adam Cole isn’t paying attention. Adam Cole goes flying, and he crashes into the mat around ring side.]

JR-Adam Cole broke up the count, but it cost him.

King-I’m certain that he’ll take it.

Kris Gaffney-I’m sure he’d rather a better out come, but there are worse.

[Jim Vice goes back on the attack on Pac, but Pac answers with a jaw breaker, Jim Vice staggers backwards, but he still stays in the way of Adam Cole who had jumped on the apron, and himself, Pac connects with a jumping ezuguri to the side of the head. Jim Vice falls down on the mat. Pac dives and he makes the tag to Adam Cole. Adam Cole runs into the ring, and he connects with a running clothesline on Jim Vice, Jim Vice gets up, and he throws a wild fist to the face, but Adam Cole is able to block it, and he connects with a hard fist and then another one, and then another one. Adam Cole tries to whip Jim Vice to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Adam Cole. Adam Cole bounces off of the ropes, and Jim Vice lowers his head, and Adam Cole connects with a swinging neck breaker that puts down Jim Vice. Jim Vice hits the mat and he gets back up fairly quickly, only to be put back down hard with a super kick. Jim Vice seems down for the count. Adam Cole goes into the cover on Jim Vice. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2………KICK OUT by Jim Vice!! Adam Cole makes the tag to Pac. Adam Cole picks up Pac and he lifts him up, and he drops him with a body slam, and Pac jumps off the top rope, and he connects with a flying elbow drop on Jim Vice.]

JR-Pac looks to end this match.

King-You’d think he would have done it there.

Kris Gaffney-Like Tony Ikeda using the full nelson slam before the full nelson suplex, guess it wasn’t time yet.

[Jim Vice is trying to get up to his feet, but Pac hits a kick to the gut that puts him into a kneeling position. Adam Cole gets into the ring, but GOAT meets him off at the pass, and he spears him out of the ring. This distracts Pac enough, and he goes for a kick to the head of Jim Vice, Jim Vice ducks under. And Jim Vice kicks him in the gut, and connects with the for USA!! Pac is down. Jim Vice makes the pin on Pac. The ref counts 1………2…………3!!]

JR-The tag team partners getting involved cause a distraction enough for Jim Vice to win this match.

(Jim Vice and GOAT celebrate as Shockwave goes off the air.)