EMF: Saturday Shockwave
	(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, and we go into the Saturday Shockwave video.) (The darken Target Center lights up with pyrotechnics blasts on the Shockwave stage, once it ends the light turn on. Fans wave their signs, and scream. Some signs say “I punched KG too”, “Stone Cold is blowing up…right now”, and “Great Dragons?” JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, I’m good ol’ JR along side Jerry “the King” Lawler….and I think Kris Gaffney. Kris Gaffney-OUCH. King-Wait, weren’t you unconscious just a while ago? Kris Gaffney-Oh…I’m a former wrestler, I’m use to taking punishment. King-Obviously that’s because you weren’t a good one. (“Monster” blasts on the PA system as Abyss walks to the ring, and he poses in the isle way.) JR-Abyss and Solstice have a lot of respect for each other. King-Or so it seems. Kris Gaffney-Abyss did note that last time, even with the loss, he gave him a hell of a fight. (“Pig” blasts on the PA system as Solstice walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-This man might be the Extreme champion as there are rumors of the return of the hardcore battle royal. King-That match always brings surprises. Kris Gaffney-And not like the Larry Zybesko type, the good surprises! [Abyss and Solsitce pace around the ring, and they lock up, Abyss pushes Solstice into the corner, and Solstice is in the corner, and no way out as the ref asks Abyss to get the clean break. Solstice seeing Abyss backing up goes for a fist to the face, but it’s ducked under by Abyss, and Abyss grabs solstice around the throat, and tries to lift him up, and hit a choke slam, but it’s countered by Solstice hitting a kick into the gut, and Solstice runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and Solstice ducks to avoid a clothesline, and continues to the other side of the ring. He bounces off of the ropes, and he leaps in the air, but Abyss is able to catch him easily, and Abyss holds him for a few moments, and then charges into the cage side, and he drives the cage side into the back of Solstice, and Abyss backs out of the cage side, and he hits a fall away slam that sends Solstice rolling under the ropes. Solstice gets up to his feet dazed with the help of the ropes. Abyss charges at Solstice, but solstice is able to counter with a shoulder block into the gut this stuns Abyss away, Solstice climbs up to the turnbuckle waiting for Abyss to come towards him as he knows that he won’t get the pin on this exchange just yet. He climbs up to the top rope, and once he waits until Abyss is where he wants, and he leaps off of the top rope, but as he comes off of the ropes Abyss is able to connect with an upper cut that sends Solstice falling to the mat, Solstice get up to his feet, and he falls into the corner, and Abyss charges into the corner, and he hits a body avalauche that crushes Solstice. Solstice stumbles out of the corner, and once he is where Abyss wants him he picks him up on his shoulders, and he hits the shock treatment on Solstice as Abyss sits there for a moment.] JR-Abyss has remained in control from the start of this match. King-Solstice found a way before against Abyss, so I wouldn’t count him out. Kris Gaffney-Even though you bet against him, smooth.. [Solstice is down for the count so Abyss falls into the cover, but Solstice is able to turn it into almost a crufix pin, and the ref counts the 1………2………kick out by Abyss, Abyss gets up to his feet, obviously not happy that Solstice almost got the pin there. Abyss charges at Abyss, and Abyss is countered by Solstice who hits a drop toe hold that sends Abyss throat first into the ropes. He bounces up, and stumbles towards Solstice who hits a kick to the gut doubling over Abyss. Abyss is stunned enough so that Solstice is able to grab Abyss by the hair, and throw him into the cage side. Abyss bounces off of the side, and then he stumlbles towards Solstice who kicks him in the gut, and sets him up, and hits a DDT. Both wrestlers are down on the mat, there is a standing ten count, but really it’s stopped after the ref stops being stupid, anyways Solstice gets up to his feet, and falls into the corner, Abyss see’s this, and he charges into the corner, and Solstice moves out of the way, and he throws Abyss into the ring post. Abyss is in a lot of pain as he falls out of the corner. Solstice pulls himself up to the second turnbuckle, and waits as Abyss gets up to his feet. Abyss turns around, and Solstice is able to counter this with a missile drop kick that knocks Abyss backwards, and he is now in the ropes. Solstice see’s this chance as the crowd is split on whether or not he should take advantage, but being that he knows that he’s in a brutal environment, he decides that it’s worth it, and he hits a few fists to the face of Abyss, and being that Abyss just might be helpless. Solstice goes to the other side of the ring, and starts to climb up to the cage side, Abyss is able to get out of the ropes, and he see’s that Solstice is escaping, so he goes after him, Abyss is able to hit a few clubbing blows to the back of Solstice, and he climbs up, Abyss hooks Solstice, and goes for a belly to back suplex, but Solstice turns it over, and Solstice falls on Abyss in a cross body block, and hooks the leg as Abyss struggles, and the ref counts the 1…………2………KICK OUT by Abyss just in time.] JR-Solstice surprised Abyss there. King-Well Solstice does know what it takes to beat Abyss. Kris Gaffney-Now he needs to figure out [Solstice stumbles up, just as stunned as Abyss gets up to his feet. Abyss charges at Solstice, Solstice moves out of the way, and throws Abyss into the corner, and Abyss hits the ring post. Solstice waits as Abyss gets up, he kicks him in the gut, and hits the impaler DDT! Solstice rolls into the middle of the ring, and he realizes that he might have a chance at the door. He tries to get through the door, but suddenly it crashes into the face of Solstice. Solstice falls down on the mat, being that he’s been stunned Abyss didn’t see anything, but he does notice that he’s near the door, and he is able to get through the door, and lands on the floor which gives Abyss the victory!] JR-Damn it, Solstice had this match won! King-Where did Degenerate come from? (The camera gets a shot of Degenerate holding up the Extreme title yelling that Solstice won’t get his title as we go to commercial, and come back.) (Note: I was worried about whether or not my note on the main page was seen that this match was added, I’m assuming it wasn’t. My apologies, but I figured I’d at least make Solstice look good, and build up his championship match.) ("Walk, Idiot, Walk" by The Hives blasts out as Christy Hemme makes her way onto the ramp.) JR: Christy got a big win a few weeks ago. King: But her contracts running low... and her refusal to sleep with Mickie may cost her a job. Kris: I wish my contract was running low... ("Legs Like That" plays as Maria Kanellis comes out.) JR: Maria sure is a confused individual. King: In other news, Tony Ikeda is old and boring... Kris: And Amy Dumas has a great.... King: Don't say it or you'll make us all..... too late... already thought about it................ Kris: ........ (The bell sounds and Maria and Hemme lock up. Maria quickly kicks Hemme in the gut and then hits her with a suplex. Hemme rolls and gets to her feet but Maria runs and clotheslines her down. Hemme gets up again and Maria tries to whip her into the corner but Hemme reverses it and sends Maria hurtling into the corner instead. Maria bounces off the turnbuckle and then as she stumbles Hemme goes behind and hits a bulldog. Maria gets back to her feet and runs at Hemme who dodgers Maria's clothesline attempt and then suplexes Maria back down. Hemme covers for 1.... 2.... Maria kicks out. Maria stumbles up to her feet and Hemme hits her with a snapmere. Hemme then dropkicks Maria in the head and covers for 1..... 2..... another kick out.) JR: Hemme in control here... she might be getting on a roll in EMF. King: She'll earn a title shot and be fired before she gets it knowing her luck. Kris: Probably for the best... she has a horrible record in title matches. (Hemme picks Maria back up but Maria fires away with a series of shots on Hemme. Maria throws Hemme into the ropes and when she comes back Maria plants her down with a neckbreaker. Maria stomps down on Hemme and then lifts her up in order to suplex her back down. Maria hooks the leg for 1.... 2.... Hemme throws the shoulder up. Maria waits for Hemme to get to her feet and then begins unloading with right hands. Hemme tries to block one and Maria clotheslines her down. Hemme stumbles up again and Maria throws her hard into the corner, and Hemme hits the turnbuckle and falls to a sitting position. Maria smiles and taunts as the crowd cheer and then she runs and hits a Bronco Buster on Hemme. Maria gets up and then starts to call for her finisher. Hemme stumbles to her feet and Maria grabs her but Hemme pushes her away. Hemme plants Maria down with a DDT and hooks the leg for 1.... 2.... Maria kicks out.) JR: Neither girl seems to have the upper hand here... King: You figure Hemme needs this more, with her contract coming to an end. Kris: She could win 20 matches, I don't think it'd convince Mickie to re-sign her without getting into bed! (Hemme waits for Maria to climb to her feet and then kicks her in the gut and looks for the Twist of Fate. Maria blocks it and spins Hemme around and tries for the Beautiful Bulldog, but Hemme dodges that. Maria turns to hit Hemme again but suddenly Maria gets spun round and hit with a Mick-Kick by Mickie James. Maria goes down hard and Mickie yells at the ref not to give the DQ. Hemme comes over and the two of them begin to stomp on Maria but suddenly Hemme is pulled back by Katie Lea. Katie fires shots at Hemme and hurls her from the ring. At this point the ref just calls a no contest. Katie and Mickie then begin trading shots back and forth violently with neither seemingy getting the upper hand. As Maria begins to get up to her feet, Christy Hemme slides her a steel chair. Maria looks conflicted as she picks up the chair but as Katie spots her she spins Mickie round and Maria blasts her ex-girlfriend with the chair. Mickie goes down and Katie Lea continues the assault and Hemme comes in to join in. As they continue to assault Mickie, we fade into a backstage scene.... (We open up the scene with Amy Dumas walking through the hall way, she is wearing a pink dress. Suddenly she stops at the President office, she paces around a few times, looking like she is going back, and forth about something in her mind. She finally decides to walk into the room, she says.) .::Amy Dumas::.-Hey Sweeties! .::Ashley Irvine::.-MEH MOM! (Ashley hugs Amy's leg, and Amy gives her a hug back.) .::Amy Dumas::.-Laura, sweetie, we should talk a little bit about your...aunt. (Laura is seemingly slightly upset watching the 3 on 1 beat down of Mickie going on in the ring. She turns to Amy.) Laura: What can I do to help her Amy? .::Amy Dumas::.-Well...I noticed what happened in that match, and I was thinking Mickie right now isn't going to be too happy with those other three. So how about we give her a present to make her feel better. She's going to want to get back at those three, so how about we put them all in a match, and even put a women's title shot on the line. .::Ashley Irvine::.-Ooooohhh Miss Mickie was talking about how she likes...shiney thing...belt...yeah! Along with two lumps, I wasn't listening to what she was talking about.... Laura: Erm... erm... I guess... that might be alright? Would my Aunt Mickie want to fight them all? .::Amy Dumas::.-Sure, she's going to want to after they did that mean thing to her, and plus it's what we do sweetie, I've been in hundred's of these very same matches. Laura: OK... OK.... lets do it. Next week. If it makes my Aunt happy then I gotta do it. .::Amy Dumas::.-I'm sure she will, you and Ashley play nice now. Laura: We always play nice! .::Amy Dumas::.-hehe...I'm sure, well I'll talk to you two later, I got some things I have to do, bye sweeties (Amy waves as Ashley waves back, suddenly as Amy leaves, Alycia Irvine walks into the door, she shakes her head, and she says.) .::Alycia Irvine::.-If there was any doubt that you two were born blondes, I doubt there is any doubt now.....when is it going to be my turn to play owner of the EMF!! Laura: Who wouldn't wanna be born blonde? Blonde is the best color! It means we can be in the Beautiful People... .::Alycia Irvine::.-People who don't want to be stupid! And won't let me play, I'd be infinite times the better owner! It's in my blood! Laura: You have owners in your blood? Ewww..... .::Alycia Irvine::.-Well...Bruce Wayne's trainer one time said I have living organisms in my blood that...I mean, ooooooh I'll get you and bubbly head, I'm the chosen one! Damn it, someone will believe me. (Alycia stomps off, and Ashley giggles, and says.) .::Ashley Irvine::.-My lil' Sisters sooooo funny. Laura: Your little sisters sooooooo weird. (Ashley Irvine giggles, and says.) .::Ashley Irvine::.-COOL! She made you go me! (She hums "be yourself" happily as Laura looks at her weird as we go back to the ring) (“The Glass Breaks” blasts on the PA system as Stone Cold Steve Austin walks to the ring.) JR-Austin has…acted weird lately. King-And invited me to his new underground club! Kris Gaffney-Nice! (“Monster” blasts on the PA system as Carnage walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Carnage has had quite the year. King-This time last year, he was world champion. Kris Gaffney-Must be good to look back on… [Stone Cold Steve Austin, and Carnage stare down, suddenly they start throwing fists to the face, and Stone Cold is looks like he’s getting the advantage, then with the power advantage, Carnage starts to gain the advantage and keeps it, as Carnage puts Stone Cold on the ropes, and he tries to whip “Stone Cold” Steve Austin to the ropes, and once he comes off of the ropes. Carnage lowers his head, Stone Cold kicks him into the head, and turns around, but he see’s that Carnage is up, and Stone Cold gets hit with a clothesline that knocks down Stone Cold, and Stone Cold gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Carnage sets him up, and hits a head butt that knocks down Stone Cold Steve Austin, and Carnage picks up Austin, and hits a few fists to the face. Stone Cold stumbles backwards, and Carnage whips Austin to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes. This time Carnage lowers his head, and he hits the back body drop that he was going for fairly recently, and hits it as Stone Cold crashes on to the mat, and Stone Cold Steve Austin gets up, and he falls into the corner, and Carnage closes the gap, and he hits a few knee lifts into the gut that stun Austin. Carnage follows up with a punch, and body shot, and before the ref can argue Carnage whips Austin to the other side of the ring, and Carnage follows Stone Cold into the corner, and Stone Cold Steve Austin crashes into the corner, and Carnage comes in soon there after, and goes for a clothesline in the corner, but Stone Cold Steve Austin counters with a elbow to the side of the head. Carnage stumbles backwards, and “Stone Cold” Steve Austin pulls himself up to the second rope, and measures up, and he waits for Carnage to turn around. Once he does, Stone Cold Steve Austin leaps off of the second rope for what seems to be a double axe handle, but it’s countered by Carnage who sets up Stone Cold Steve Austin, and hits a belly to belly over head throw that sends Stone Cold flying, and crashing down on the mat. Carnage shakes his head after the elbow, but he has what he wants to do, Carnage puts up his hand as Stone Cold Steve Austin stumbles up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet Carnage grabs Stone Cold around the throat, and he lifts Stone Cold up, and drives him down for the choke slam. With the shock of the impact, and Stone Cold’s veteran instincts he’s able to roll out of the ring.] JR-Austin is very smart, and got out of there. King-If it was a heel, JR would be saying he’s running. Kris Gaffney-Na…this is Austin after all. Like Michael Cole, and Eddie Guerrero, his cheating is an awesome quality! [Stone Cold Steve Austin is on the outside, and he climbs up to this feet, and Carnage from the inside of the ring palms Austin’s head, and lifts him up, but it’s countered by Austin who hits a hang man that sends Carnage stumbling backwards. Austin takes a few moments to rest up, and he gets up on the apron as Carnage is stumbling towards him. Austin hits a shoulder block into the gut of Carnage. Carnage stumbles backwards, and Austin comes into the ring, and he waits for Carnage to turn around, and he hits a few fists to the face of Carnage, and Stone Cold Steve Austin tries to whip Carnage to the ropes, but it’s reversed. Austin bounces off of the ropes, and Carnage goes for a clothesline, Austin continues to the other side of the ring, and he bounces off of the ropes. Stone Cold leaps in the air, and he hits a lou thez press, and fires away with a few fists to the face of Carnage. Stone Cold gets up to his feet, and he runs to the ropes, and comes off of the ropes, and he hits a diving elbow drop that comes down on the face of Carnage. Carnage holds his face, and he gets up in the corner of the ring, and Stone Cold Steve Austin closes the gap, and he starts to hit boots to the gut as Carnage sinks down Stone Cold increases the speed of stomps, and then flips Carnage off, and hits a final one. Carnage gets up to his feet, and Stone Cold Steve Austin hits a few fists to the face of Carnage. Carnage is stunned once again, and Stone Cold Steve Austin brings out Carnage into the ropes, and whips Carnage to the ropes, but Carnage is able to reverse the whip. Austin bounces off of the ropes. Carnage lowers his head, and Austin counters with a swinging neck breaker on Carnage. Austin goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1………….2……kick out by Carnage!] JR-Stone Cold might closing in on a victory here. King-We’ll never get him to shut up if he does… [Carnage gets up to his feet, and once he does. Austin kicks him in the gut, this stuns him, and goes for the Stunner. But it’s countered by Carnage pushing him off, Austin bounces off of the ropes. He comes off of the ropes, and Carnage hits a big boot that knocks down Stone Cold. Austin stumbles up, and Carnage lifts up Austin for the Electric Chair Drop, but Austin hits a few elbows, and gets down, and Austin ducks between the ropes, but Carnage persue him. The ref tries to make Carnage backs up, but this causes a blind spot. Austin hits a low blow on Carnage, and goes undetected. Carnage stumble sbackwards, and Stone Cold Steve Austin turns around and kicks Carnage in the gut, and hits the Stunner! Stone Cold Steve Austin goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1………..2………….3!] JR-Austin won this match! Kris Gaffney-Yet says nothing about the low blow….odd… (“If You Smell” blasts on the PA system as the Rock walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring. “Ultimate Countdown” blasts on the PA system as Daniel Bryan walks to the ring, they step inside of the ring, and pose.) JR-These two might be soon a team to reckon with. King-But first, the Rock has told Bryan if he wants the title shot he asked for he has it, will Bryan take it? Kris Gaffney-Now we just play the waiting game! (“Bad Company” blasts on the PA system as Dewey Pond and Big Sal walk to the ring along with Tony Valentino.) JR-These two have had some hard times lately. King-Mostly due to Brent Pond. [The Rock and Dewey Pond pace around the ring, and Dewey Pond throws a fist to the face of the Rock, but the Rock is able to duck it, and he hits afew fists to the face of Dewey Pond, Dewey Pond backs up to the ropes, and The Rock whips Dewey Pond to the ropes, and he bounces off fo the ropes. He comes off of the ropes, and Dewey Pond hits a spinning back elbow that knocks down Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Dewey Pond stumbles around, and he charges into the waiting Rock who puts on a headlock on Dewey Pond, Dewey Pond gets taken down with a headlock take down, and Dewey Pond puts on the pressure. Dewey Pond slowly gets up to his feet, and he looks for a way out of the hold, and Dewey Pond backs up the Rock to the ropes, and he whips the Rock off of the hold to the ropes, and the Rock bounces off of the ropes, and the Rock hits a running shoulder block that knocks down Dewey Pond to the mat. Dewey Pond is slow to get up to his feet, and the Rock hits a running clothesline that knocks down Dewey Pond, Dewey Pond gets up to his feet, and the Rock hits another running clothesline that knocks down Dewey Pond to the mat, and once he gets up to his feet the Rock hits a few fists to the face of Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond stumbles out of the corner, and the Rock hits a few fists to the face, and he whips Dewey Pond off of the ropes, and Dewey Pond reverses the whip, and the Rock leaps in the air, and hits a flying clothesline. The Rock gets up to his feet, as Dewey Pond gets up, he stumbles around, and the Rock hits a kick to the gut, and he hits a DDT. The Rock nips up, and he goes into the corner, and makes the tag to Daniel Bryan, and the Rock picks up Dewey Pond, and the Rock picks up Dewey Pond, and Daniel Bryan bounces off of the ropes, and Daniel Bryan hits a running clothesline that knocks down Dewey Pond into the spine on the pine. The Rock rolls out of the ring, and Daniel Bryan pulls up Dewey Pond to his feet, and being that he’s seemly very dazed. Daniel Bryan picks up Dewey Pond, and he sets up Dewey Pond in a vertical suplex position, and he lifts him up, and he drives him down with a brain buster. Daniel Bryan would go into the cover, but he see’s Big Sal coming into the ring, Daniel Bryan gets up to his feet, being on guard, and this makes Big Sal back off after a while, seemly this was a plan as this allowed Dewey Pond to get up to his feet, and Dewey Pond tries to attack Daniel Bryan from behind, but it’s countered by Daniel Bryan throwing Dewey Pond into Big Sal which knocks him off of the apron.] JR-That plan didn’t work quite well. King-Well, sometimes they don’t. Kris Gaffney-This much is true. [Dewey Pond stumbles backwards, and Daniel Bryan is able to school boy Dewey Pond, and the ref makes the 1………….2……………kick out by Dewey Pond. Daniel Bryan gets up to his feet, and once he’s up to his feet out of no where on the side of the ring Big Sal slides into the ring, and he hits a big boot to the side of the head that takes down Daniel Bryan. Daniel Bryan is down on the mat, but before Big Sal gets out of the ring, the Rock comes into the ring, and launches himself at Big Sal, and Big Sal is able to side step him, and he throws the Rock over the top rope. Dewey Pond is up to his feet and Daniel Bryan hits a inverted Russian leg sweep that connects on Daniel Bryan, and with Daniel Bryan stunned enough. Dewey Pond is able to rest up as much as he needs to, and he crawls into the corner, and he climbs up to his feet in the corner. Daniel Bryan gets up to his feet, and he charges at Dewey Pond in the corner, and Dewey Pond moves out of the way as Daniel Bryan goes for a big splash into the corner, Daniel Bryan is able to land on his feet on the second rope, but Dewey Pond is able to hit a kick into the back of Daniel Bryan to stun him. Dewey Pond sets up Daniel Bryan, and Dewey Pond sets up Daniel Bryan, and he hits a second rope reverse neck breaker that takes down Daniel Bryan, both wreslters are down on the mat, and Dewey Pond and Daniel Bryan are on the mat, and this time Dewey Pond is not able to capitalize, so he decides to go make the tag for his tag team partner Big Sal, and Dewey Pond makes the tag to Big Sal and Daniel Bryan is able to make the tag to the Rock, but seemly too late as Big Sal is too close to him, so the Rock throws a few fists to the face of Big Sal, Big Sal is able to rake the eyes of the Rock. The Rock is stunned, and the Rock gets hip tossed into the ring, and he crashes into the mat. Big Sal waits as the Rock gets up to his feet. Once he gets up to his, Big Sal picks up the Rock, and drops him for a side walk slam. Big Sal goes into the cover on the Rock, and gets the 1……………2……………….kick out by The Rock.] JR-The Rock barely kicked out. King-Yeah he does that… Kris Gaffney- A LOT!! [The Rock gets picked up Big Sal, The Rock throws him off, and kicks Big Sal in the gut, and hits the DDT. Both wrestlers are down on the mat, slowly the Rock stumbles up, and he notices that Dewey Pond is very close to him. So to make sure he doesn’t do anything to him. The Rock hits a fist on Dewey Pond. The Rock turns around, and Big Sal hits an eye rake. The rock stumble sbackwards, big Sal hits a few fists to the face of the Rock, But the Rock ducks one of the fists, and the Rock returns the favor, and hits an eye rake, that sends Big Sal on the ropes. The Rock turns around as Dewey Pond is coming towards him. The Rock ducks, and a big boot by Big Sal misses the Rock, and connects with Dewey Pond instead. Big Sal is shocked, suddenly Daniel Bryan hits a missile drop kick off of the top rope, and Big Sal stumbles right into the Rock who hits the Rock Bottom on Big Sal. The Rock goes into the cover on Big Sal, and the ref counts the 1………..2……………3!] JR-That was a miscommication by Bad Company. King-That’s happening a lot recently. (“The Gambler” blasts on the PA system as the crowd boos as the Gambler walks to the ring, “Swagga Like Us” blasts on the PA system as Mike New walks to the ring. “Walk” blasts on the PA system as Rad Hazard walks to the ring, and steps inside of the ring.) JR-This team is very interesting. Kris Gaffney-Well…definitely has a range factor. King-RAGGGGE! (“Cult of Personality” blasts on the PA system as CM Punk walks to the ring, and “Degenerate’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Degenerate walks to the ring. “Death of Me” blasts on the PA system as Scott Tazte walks to the ring.) JR-This is a team of champions, and a former world champion. King-Well, all that means there are a lot of ego’s. Kris Gaffney-You got to have one to be a champion….makes me wonder why I never was a champion. King-Clearly too humble…. [The Gambler and CM Punk start out of the middle of the ring, CM Punk talk trash with the Gambler, the Gambler throws a fist to the face of CM Punk. CM Punk waits as the Gambler turns around, and once he has. CM Punk hits a few kicks to the gut, and the Gambler is able to catch one of them, CM Punk hops on one foot, and The Gambler pushes down CM Punk’s leg, and the Gambler hits a hard clothesline that makes CM Punk flip, and crashes hard on the mat, and CM Punk slowly gets up to his feet, and he’s dazed, the Gambler picks up CM Punk into a bear hug, the Gambler puts the pressure on CM Punk, and then he charges into the corner, and then smashes CM Punk into the corner, and the Gambler hits a few shoulder blocks into the gut that stun CM Punk. Before the ref starts complaining, the Gambler sets up CM Punk, and CM Punk hits a big hip toss that sends CM Punk flying through the air, and crashing on the mat. CM Punk is in pain, and slowly he gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. The Gambler hits a running clothesline that knocks down CM Punk. CM Punk gets up to his feet, and the Gambler hits a few forearm shots to the face, and CM Punk stumbles backwards, and the Gambler whips CM Punk off of the ropes. The Gambler picks up CM Punk, and hits a spike spine buster that plants him on the mat. The Gambler goes to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes. He leaps in the air, and comes down on CM Punk with a big leg drop, and connects. The Gambler goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1……………….2……………..Scott Tazte comes into the ring, and breaks up the cover, and the Gambler shakes his head, and he picks up, and makes the tag to Rad Hazard, and Rad Hazard comes into the ring, and the Gambler leaves CM Punk open. Rad Hazard hits a punch to the ribs. CM Punk stumbles backwards, Rad Hazard measures up, and he charges. Rad Hazard gets hit with a kick to the side of the head, and CM Punk dives towards his corner, and makes the tag to Scott Tazte. Scott Tazte comes into the ring, as Mike New gets the tag. Tazte charges at Mike New. Mike New thinking quickly hits a shoulder block that sends Scott Tazte stumbling backwards. Mike New slign shots himself on the top rope, and comes off of the ropes, and leaps in the air, and connects with a flying cross body block. Mike New can’t hold him down for a cross body block, so he rolls off. Scott Tazte gets up to his feet, Scott Tazte is in the corner. Mike New charges at Scott Tazte, and hits a body avalaunche that crushes Scott Tazte into the corner.] JR-Scott Tazte just got crushed in the corner. King-That’s not good, he must crush him. Kris Gaffney-I don’t think Tazte is Russian, he’s French Canadian. [Scott Tazte stumbles towards Mike New, and Mike New puts him on his shoulders, and Mike New hits Death Valley Driver. Mike New picks up Scott Tazte, and whips him to the ropes, and Scott Tazte bounces off of the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes he leaps in the air for a cross body block, but Mike New catches Scott Tazte, Scott Tazte is there, for a few moments, and Mike New goes for a fall away slam, but it’s countered by Scott Tazte by sliding behind Mike New behind him, and he hits a reverse DDT. Both wrestlers are down on the mat, and Scott Tazte gets up to his feet soon enough, but he’s dazed, he looks around, figuring out where he is, and he dives towards his corner, and he makes the tag to Degenerate, Degenerate comes into the ring, and Mike New throws a fist to the face of Degenerate as he see’s him coming into the ring, but Degenerate hits a belly to back suplex after the miss. Degenerate waits as Mike New slowly gets up, Degenerate hits a few fists to the face, and Mike New stumbles backwards, and Degenerate tries to whip Mike New to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Mike New. Degenerate bounces off of the ropes, and Degenerate leaps in the air, and he hits Mike New with a flying shoulder block that sends Mike New stumbling backwards, and Rad Hazard makes the tag to himself, and he sling shots himself up to the top rope, and leaps off for what seems to be a double axe handle, but it’s countered with an inverted atomic drop Rad Hazard is pain as expected, and Degenerate hits a fist to the head that knocks down Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard gets up to his feet, and Degenerate sets up Rad Hazard into a front face lock, and brings him over to the corner. He makes the tag to CM Punk, CM Punk comes into the ring, and goes over other side of Rad Hazard, and they both put him in a vertical suplex position, and lifts up, and CM Punk and Degenerate hits a double vertical suplex that sends Rad Hazard crashing into the mat. Degenerate gets out of the ring as CM Punk measures up Rad Hazard who goes into the corner, and CM Punk charges, and he hits a running knee to the face of Rad Hazard. CM Punk hooks Rad Hazard, and hits a running bulldog that drives Rad Hazard into the mat. CM Punk pushes Rad Hazard on his back, and makes the cover for the 1…………..2………………KICK OUT BY Rad Hazard. CM Punk looks at the ref to make sure that he didn’t get the three count.] JR-CM Punk thought that he got the three there. King-He’s going to have to have to put him away, and put him away at the right time, he still has two people coming to save him. Kris Gaffney-Luckily he has two to help out as well. [CM Punk makes the tag to Scott Tazte who comes into the ring, and as Rad Hazard turns around Scott Tazte goes for the Kountdown, but it’s countered by Rad Hazard throwing Tazte’s hands off him, Tazte pushes Rad backs. Mike New makes a blindside tag as Rad Hazard hits a forearm shot to the face, CM Punk comes into the ring, but gets met with a big boot to the face by the Gambler who slid into the ring. Scott Tazte goes for a clothesline, but the Gambler is able to duck it, and Gambler hits one belly to back suplex on Tazte, two, three, and the final four to complete the four of a kind. The Gambler gets up to his feet, and Degenerate hits a clothesline that sends the Gambler, and him over the top rope. Degenerate and Gambler are brawling on the outside, as Rad and CM Punk are down. Tazte gets up to be hit with the House of Pain by the legal person in this match Mike New. Mike New goes into the cover on Tazte, and the ref counts the 1…………….2…………..3!] JR-Gambler, New, and Rad win this match. Gambler set Tazte up through the chaos, and New knocked him down. King-Wonder if that will change Gambler’s opinion on tag wrestling. Kris Gaffney-Probably not…but wonder if I’ve changed his opinion on me. (King punches Gaffney.) King-Probably not…and that’s just because he’s going to do that anyways, so might as well get a head start. (We fade away as Gambler and Degenerate are still battling as Shockwave goes off the air.)

EMF: Saturday Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, and we go into the Saturday Shockwave video.)

(The darken Target Center lights up with pyrotechnics blasts on the Shockwave stage, once it ends the light turn on. Fans wave their signs, and scream. Some signs say “I punched KG too”, “Stone Cold is blowing up…right now”, and “Great Dragons?”

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, I’m good ol’ JR along side Jerry “the King” Lawler….and I think Kris Gaffney.

Kris Gaffney-OUCH.

King-Wait, weren’t you unconscious just a while ago?

Kris Gaffney-Oh…I’m a former wrestler, I’m use to taking punishment.

King-Obviously that’s because you weren’t a good one.

(“Monster” blasts on the PA system as Abyss walks to the ring, and he poses in the isle way.)

JR-Abyss and Solstice have a lot of respect for each other.

King-Or so it seems.

Kris Gaffney-Abyss did note that last time, even with the loss, he gave him a hell of a fight.

(“Pig” blasts on the PA system as Solstice walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-This man might be the Extreme champion as there are rumors of the return of the hardcore battle royal.

King-That match always brings surprises.

Kris Gaffney-And not like the Larry Zybesko type, the good surprises!

[Abyss and Solsitce pace around the ring, and they lock up, Abyss pushes Solstice into the corner, and Solstice is in the corner, and no way out as the ref asks Abyss to get the clean break. Solstice seeing Abyss backing up goes for a fist to the face, but it’s ducked under by Abyss, and Abyss grabs solstice around the throat, and tries to lift him up, and hit a choke slam, but it’s countered by Solstice hitting a kick into the gut, and Solstice runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and Solstice ducks to avoid a clothesline, and continues to the other side of the ring. He bounces off of the ropes, and he leaps in the air, but Abyss is able to catch him easily, and Abyss holds him for a few moments, and then charges into the cage side, and he drives the cage side into the back of Solstice, and Abyss backs out of the cage side, and he hits a fall away slam that sends Solstice rolling under the ropes. Solstice gets up to his feet dazed with the help of the ropes. Abyss charges at Solstice, but solstice is able to counter with a shoulder block into the gut this stuns Abyss away, Solstice climbs up to the turnbuckle waiting for Abyss to come towards him as he knows that he won’t get the pin on this exchange just yet. He climbs up to the top rope, and once he waits until Abyss is where he wants, and he leaps off of the top rope, but as he comes off of the ropes Abyss is able to connect with an upper cut that sends Solstice falling to the mat, Solstice get up to his feet, and he falls into the corner, and Abyss charges into the corner, and he hits a body avalauche that crushes Solstice. Solstice stumbles out of the corner, and once he is where Abyss wants him he picks him up on his shoulders, and he hits the shock treatment on Solstice as Abyss sits there for a moment.]

JR-Abyss has remained in control from the start of this match.

King-Solstice found a way before against Abyss, so I wouldn’t count him out.

Kris Gaffney-Even though you bet against him, smooth..

[Solstice is down for the count so Abyss falls into the cover, but Solstice is able to turn it into almost a crufix pin, and the ref counts the 1………2………kick out by Abyss, Abyss gets up to his feet, obviously not happy that Solstice almost got the pin there. Abyss charges at Abyss, and Abyss is countered by Solstice who hits a drop toe hold that sends Abyss throat first into the ropes. He bounces up, and stumbles towards Solstice who hits a kick to the gut doubling over Abyss. Abyss is stunned enough so that Solstice is able to grab Abyss by the hair, and throw him into the cage side. Abyss bounces off of the side, and then he stumlbles towards Solstice who kicks him in the gut, and sets him up, and hits a DDT. Both wrestlers are down on the mat, there is a standing ten count, but really it’s stopped after the ref stops being stupid, anyways Solstice gets up to his feet, and falls into the corner, Abyss see’s this, and he charges into the corner, and Solstice moves out of the way, and he throws Abyss into the ring post. Abyss is in a lot of pain as he falls out of the corner. Solstice pulls himself up to the second turnbuckle, and waits as Abyss gets up to his feet. Abyss turns around, and Solstice is able to counter this with a missile drop kick that knocks Abyss backwards, and he is now in the ropes. Solstice see’s this chance as the crowd is split on whether or not he should take advantage, but being that he knows that he’s in a brutal environment, he decides that it’s worth it, and he hits a few fists to the face of Abyss, and being that Abyss just might be helpless. Solstice goes to the other side of the ring, and starts to climb up to the cage side, Abyss is able to get out of the ropes, and he see’s that Solstice is escaping, so he goes after him, Abyss is able to hit a few clubbing blows to the back of Solstice, and he climbs up, Abyss hooks Solstice, and goes for a belly to back suplex, but Solstice turns it over, and Solstice falls on Abyss in a cross body block, and hooks the leg as Abyss struggles, and the ref counts the 1…………2………KICK OUT by Abyss just in time.]

JR-Solstice surprised Abyss there.

King-Well Solstice does know what it takes to beat Abyss.

Kris Gaffney-Now he needs to figure out

[Solstice stumbles up, just as stunned as Abyss gets up to his feet. Abyss charges at Solstice, Solstice moves out of the way, and throws Abyss into the corner, and Abyss hits the ring post. Solstice waits as Abyss gets up, he kicks him in the gut, and hits the impaler DDT! Solstice rolls into the middle of the ring, and he realizes that he might have a chance at the door. He tries to get through the door, but suddenly it crashes into the face of Solstice. Solstice falls down on the mat, being that he’s been stunned Abyss didn’t see anything, but he does notice that he’s near the door, and he is able to get through the door, and lands on the floor which gives Abyss the victory!]

JR-Damn it, Solstice had this match won!

King-Where did Degenerate come from?

(The camera gets a shot of Degenerate holding up the Extreme title yelling that Solstice won’t get his title as we go to commercial, and come back.)

(Note: I was worried about whether or not my note on the main page was seen that this match was added, I’m assuming it wasn’t. My apologies, but I figured I’d at least make Solstice look good, and build up his championship match.)

("Walk, Idiot, Walk" by The Hives blasts out as Christy Hemme makes her way onto the ramp.)

JR: Christy got a big win a few weeks ago.

King: But her contracts running low... and her refusal to sleep with Mickie may cost her a job.

Kris: I wish my contract was running low...

("Legs Like That" plays as Maria Kanellis comes out.)

JR: Maria sure is a confused individual.

King: In other news, Tony Ikeda is old and boring...

Kris: And Amy Dumas has a great....

King: Don't say it or you'll make us all..... too late... already thought about it................

Kris: ........

(The bell sounds and Maria and Hemme lock up. Maria quickly kicks Hemme in the gut and then hits her with a suplex. Hemme rolls and gets to her feet but Maria runs and clotheslines her down. Hemme gets up again and Maria tries to whip her into the corner but Hemme reverses it and sends Maria hurtling into the corner instead. Maria bounces off the turnbuckle and then as she stumbles Hemme goes behind and hits a bulldog. Maria gets back to her feet and runs at Hemme who dodgers Maria's clothesline attempt and then suplexes Maria back down. Hemme covers for 1.... 2.... Maria kicks out. Maria stumbles up to her feet and Hemme hits her with a snapmere. Hemme then dropkicks Maria in the head and covers for 1..... 2..... another kick out.)

JR: Hemme in control here... she might be getting on a roll in EMF.

King: She'll earn a title shot and be fired before she gets it knowing her luck.

Kris: Probably for the best... she has a horrible record in title matches.

(Hemme picks Maria back up but Maria fires away with a series of shots on Hemme. Maria throws Hemme into the ropes and when she comes back Maria plants her down with a neckbreaker. Maria stomps down on Hemme and then lifts her up in order to suplex her back down. Maria hooks the leg for 1.... 2.... Hemme throws the shoulder up. Maria waits for Hemme to get to her feet and then begins unloading with right hands. Hemme tries to block one and Maria clotheslines her down. Hemme stumbles up again and Maria throws her hard into the corner, and Hemme hits the turnbuckle and falls to a sitting position. Maria smiles and taunts as the crowd cheer and then she runs and hits a Bronco Buster on Hemme. Maria gets up and then starts to call for her finisher. Hemme stumbles to her feet and Maria grabs her but Hemme pushes her away. Hemme plants Maria down with a DDT and hooks the leg for 1.... 2.... Maria kicks out.)

JR: Neither girl seems to have the upper hand here...

King: You figure Hemme needs this more, with her contract coming to an end.

Kris: She could win 20 matches, I don't think it'd convince Mickie to re-sign her without getting into bed!

(Hemme waits for Maria to climb to her feet and then kicks her in the gut and looks for the Twist of Fate. Maria blocks it and spins Hemme around and tries for the Beautiful Bulldog, but Hemme dodges that. Maria turns to hit Hemme again but suddenly Maria gets spun round and hit with a Mick-Kick by Mickie James. Maria goes down hard and Mickie yells at the ref not to give the DQ. Hemme comes over and the two of them begin to stomp on Maria but suddenly Hemme is pulled back by Katie Lea. Katie fires shots at Hemme and hurls her from the ring. At this point the ref just calls a no contest. Katie and Mickie then begin trading shots back and forth violently with neither seemingy getting the upper hand. As Maria begins to get up to her feet, Christy Hemme slides her a steel chair. Maria looks conflicted as she picks up the chair but as Katie spots her she spins Mickie round and Maria blasts her ex-girlfriend with the chair. Mickie goes down and Katie Lea continues the assault and Hemme comes in to join in. As they continue to assault Mickie, we fade into a backstage scene....

(We open up the scene with Amy Dumas walking through the hall way, she is wearing a pink dress. Suddenly she stops at the President office, she paces around a few times, looking like she is going back, and forth about something in her mind. She finally decides to walk into the room, she says.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-Hey Sweeties!

.::Ashley Irvine::.-MEH MOM!

(Ashley hugs Amy's leg, and Amy gives her a hug back.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-Laura, sweetie, we should talk a little bit about your...aunt.

(Laura is seemingly slightly upset watching the 3 on 1 beat down of Mickie going on in the ring. She turns to Amy.)

Laura: What can I do to help her Amy? .::Amy Dumas::.-Well...I noticed what happened in that match, and I was thinking Mickie right now isn't going to be too happy with those other three. So how about we give her a present to make her feel better. She's going to want to get back at those three, so how about we put them all in a match, and even put a women's title shot on the line.

.::Ashley Irvine::.-Ooooohhh Miss Mickie was talking about how she likes...shiney thing...belt...yeah! Along with two lumps, I wasn't listening to what she was talking about....

Laura: Erm... erm... I guess... that might be alright? Would my Aunt Mickie want to fight them all?

.::Amy Dumas::.-Sure, she's going to want to after they did that mean thing to her, and plus it's what we do sweetie, I've been in hundred's of these very same matches.

Laura: OK... OK.... lets do it. Next week. If it makes my Aunt happy then I gotta do it.

.::Amy Dumas::.-I'm sure she will, you and Ashley play nice now.

Laura: We always play nice!

.::Amy Dumas::.-hehe...I'm sure, well I'll talk to you two later, I got some things I have to do, bye sweeties

(Amy waves as Ashley waves back, suddenly as Amy leaves, Alycia Irvine walks into the door, she shakes her head, and she says.)

.::Alycia Irvine::.-If there was any doubt that you two were born blondes, I doubt there is any doubt now.....when is it going to be my turn to play owner of the EMF!!

Laura: Who wouldn't wanna be born blonde? Blonde is the best color! It means we can be in the Beautiful People...

.::Alycia Irvine::.-People who don't want to be stupid! And won't let me play, I'd be infinite times the better owner! It's in my blood!

Laura: You have owners in your blood? Ewww.....

.::Alycia Irvine::.-Well...Bruce Wayne's trainer one time said I have living organisms in my blood that...I mean, ooooooh I'll get you and bubbly head, I'm the chosen one! Damn it, someone will believe me.

(Alycia stomps off, and Ashley giggles, and says.)

.::Ashley Irvine::.-My lil' Sisters sooooo funny.

Laura: Your little sisters sooooooo weird.

(Ashley Irvine giggles, and says.)

.::Ashley Irvine::.-COOL! She made you go me!

(She hums "be yourself" happily as Laura looks at her weird as we go back to the ring)

(“The Glass Breaks” blasts on the PA system as Stone Cold Steve Austin walks to the ring.)

JR-Austin has…acted weird lately.

King-And invited me to his new underground club!

Kris Gaffney-Nice!

(“Monster” blasts on the PA system as Carnage walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Carnage has had quite the year.

King-This time last year, he was world champion.

Kris Gaffney-Must be good to look back on…

[Stone Cold Steve Austin, and Carnage stare down, suddenly they start throwing fists to the face, and Stone Cold is looks like he’s getting the advantage, then with the power advantage, Carnage starts to gain the advantage and keeps it, as Carnage puts Stone Cold on the ropes, and he tries to whip “Stone Cold” Steve Austin to the ropes, and once he comes off of the ropes. Carnage lowers his head, Stone Cold kicks him into the head, and turns around, but he see’s that Carnage is up, and Stone Cold gets hit with a clothesline that knocks down Stone Cold, and Stone Cold gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Carnage sets him up, and hits a head butt that knocks down Stone Cold Steve Austin, and Carnage picks up Austin, and hits a few fists to the face. Stone Cold stumbles backwards, and Carnage whips Austin to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes. This time Carnage lowers his head, and he hits the back body drop that he was going for fairly recently, and hits it as Stone Cold crashes on to the mat, and Stone Cold Steve Austin gets up, and he falls into the corner, and Carnage closes the gap, and he hits a few knee lifts into the gut that stun Austin. Carnage follows up with a punch, and body shot, and before the ref can argue Carnage whips Austin to the other side of the ring, and Carnage follows Stone Cold into the corner, and Stone Cold Steve Austin crashes into the corner, and Carnage comes in soon there after, and goes for a clothesline in the corner, but Stone Cold Steve Austin counters with a elbow to the side of the head. Carnage stumbles backwards, and “Stone Cold” Steve Austin pulls himself up to the second rope, and measures up, and he waits for Carnage to turn around. Once he does, Stone Cold Steve Austin leaps off of the second rope for what seems to be a double axe handle, but it’s countered by Carnage who sets up Stone Cold Steve Austin, and hits a belly to belly over head throw that sends Stone Cold flying, and crashing down on the mat. Carnage shakes his head after the elbow, but he has what he wants to do, Carnage puts up his hand as Stone Cold Steve Austin stumbles up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet Carnage grabs Stone Cold around the throat, and he lifts Stone Cold up, and drives him down for the choke slam. With the shock of the impact, and Stone Cold’s veteran instincts he’s able to roll out of the ring.]

JR-Austin is very smart, and got out of there.

King-If it was a heel, JR would be saying he’s running.

Kris Gaffney-Na…this is Austin after all. Like Michael Cole, and Eddie Guerrero, his cheating is an awesome quality!

[Stone Cold Steve Austin is on the outside, and he climbs up to this feet, and Carnage from the inside of the ring palms Austin’s head, and lifts him up, but it’s countered by Austin who hits a hang man that sends Carnage stumbling backwards. Austin takes a few moments to rest up, and he gets up on the apron as Carnage is stumbling towards him. Austin hits a shoulder block into the gut of Carnage. Carnage stumbles backwards, and Austin comes into the ring, and he waits for Carnage to turn around, and he hits a few fists to the face of Carnage, and Stone Cold Steve Austin tries to whip Carnage to the ropes, but it’s reversed. Austin bounces off of the ropes, and Carnage goes for a clothesline, Austin continues to the other side of the ring, and he bounces off of the ropes. Stone Cold leaps in the air, and he hits a lou thez press, and fires away with a few fists to the face of Carnage. Stone Cold gets up to his feet, and he runs to the ropes, and comes off of the ropes, and he hits a diving elbow drop that comes down on the face of Carnage. Carnage holds his face, and he gets up in the corner of the ring, and Stone Cold Steve Austin closes the gap, and he starts to hit boots to the gut as Carnage sinks down Stone Cold increases the speed of stomps, and then flips Carnage off, and hits a final one. Carnage gets up to his feet, and Stone Cold Steve Austin hits a few fists to the face of Carnage. Carnage is stunned once again, and Stone Cold Steve Austin brings out Carnage into the ropes, and whips Carnage to the ropes, but Carnage is able to reverse the whip. Austin bounces off of the ropes. Carnage lowers his head, and Austin counters with a swinging neck breaker on Carnage. Austin goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1………….2……kick out by Carnage!]

JR-Stone Cold might closing in on a victory here.

King-We’ll never get him to shut up if he does…

[Carnage gets up to his feet, and once he does. Austin kicks him in the gut, this stuns him, and goes for the Stunner. But it’s countered by Carnage pushing him off, Austin bounces off of the ropes. He comes off of the ropes, and Carnage hits a big boot that knocks down Stone Cold. Austin stumbles up, and Carnage lifts up Austin for the Electric Chair Drop, but Austin hits a few elbows, and gets down, and Austin ducks between the ropes, but Carnage persue him. The ref tries to make Carnage backs up, but this causes a blind spot. Austin hits a low blow on Carnage, and goes undetected. Carnage stumble sbackwards, and Stone Cold Steve Austin turns around and kicks Carnage in the gut, and hits the Stunner! Stone Cold Steve Austin goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1………..2………….3!]

JR-Austin won this match!

Kris Gaffney-Yet says nothing about the low blow….odd…

(“If You Smell” blasts on the PA system as the Rock walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring. “Ultimate Countdown” blasts on the PA system as Daniel Bryan walks to the ring, they step inside of the ring, and pose.)

JR-These two might be soon a team to reckon with.

King-But first, the Rock has told Bryan if he wants the title shot he asked for he has it, will Bryan take it?

Kris Gaffney-Now we just play the waiting game!

(“Bad Company” blasts on the PA system as Dewey Pond and Big Sal walk to the ring along with Tony Valentino.)

JR-These two have had some hard times lately.

King-Mostly due to Brent Pond.

[The Rock and Dewey Pond pace around the ring, and Dewey Pond throws a fist to the face of the Rock, but the Rock is able to duck it, and he hits afew fists to the face of Dewey Pond, Dewey Pond backs up to the ropes, and The Rock whips Dewey Pond to the ropes, and he bounces off fo the ropes. He comes off of the ropes, and Dewey Pond hits a spinning back elbow that knocks down Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Dewey Pond stumbles around, and he charges into the waiting Rock who puts on a headlock on Dewey Pond, Dewey Pond gets taken down with a headlock take down, and Dewey Pond puts on the pressure. Dewey Pond slowly gets up to his feet, and he looks for a way out of the hold, and Dewey Pond backs up the Rock to the ropes, and he whips the Rock off of the hold to the ropes, and the Rock bounces off of the ropes, and the Rock hits a running shoulder block that knocks down Dewey Pond to the mat. Dewey Pond is slow to get up to his feet, and the Rock hits a running clothesline that knocks down Dewey Pond, Dewey Pond gets up to his feet, and the Rock hits another running clothesline that knocks down Dewey Pond to the mat, and once he gets up to his feet the Rock hits a few fists to the face of Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond stumbles out of the corner, and the Rock hits a few fists to the face, and he whips Dewey Pond off of the ropes, and Dewey Pond reverses the whip, and the Rock leaps in the air, and hits a flying clothesline. The Rock gets up to his feet, as Dewey Pond gets up, he stumbles around, and the Rock hits a kick to the gut, and he hits a DDT. The Rock nips up, and he goes into the corner, and makes the tag to Daniel Bryan, and the Rock picks up Dewey Pond, and the Rock picks up Dewey Pond, and Daniel Bryan bounces off of the ropes, and Daniel Bryan hits a running clothesline that knocks down Dewey Pond into the spine on the pine. The Rock rolls out of the ring, and Daniel Bryan pulls up Dewey Pond to his feet, and being that he’s seemly very dazed. Daniel Bryan picks up Dewey Pond, and he sets up Dewey Pond in a vertical suplex position, and he lifts him up, and he drives him down with a brain buster. Daniel Bryan would go into the cover, but he see’s Big Sal coming into the ring, Daniel Bryan gets up to his feet, being on guard, and this makes Big Sal back off after a while, seemly this was a plan as this allowed Dewey Pond to get up to his feet, and Dewey Pond tries to attack Daniel Bryan from behind, but it’s countered by Daniel Bryan throwing Dewey Pond into Big Sal which knocks him off of the apron.]

JR-That plan didn’t work quite well.

King-Well, sometimes they don’t.

Kris Gaffney-This much is true.

[Dewey Pond stumbles backwards, and Daniel Bryan is able to school boy Dewey Pond, and the ref makes the 1………….2……………kick out by Dewey Pond. Daniel Bryan gets up to his feet, and once he’s up to his feet out of no where on the side of the ring Big Sal slides into the ring, and he hits a big boot to the side of the head that takes down Daniel Bryan. Daniel Bryan is down on the mat, but before Big Sal gets out of the ring, the Rock comes into the ring, and launches himself at Big Sal, and Big Sal is able to side step him, and he throws the Rock over the top rope. Dewey Pond is up to his feet and Daniel Bryan hits a inverted Russian leg sweep that connects on Daniel Bryan, and with Daniel Bryan stunned enough. Dewey Pond is able to rest up as much as he needs to, and he crawls into the corner, and he climbs up to his feet in the corner. Daniel Bryan gets up to his feet, and he charges at Dewey Pond in the corner, and Dewey Pond moves out of the way as Daniel Bryan goes for a big splash into the corner, Daniel Bryan is able to land on his feet on the second rope, but Dewey Pond is able to hit a kick into the back of Daniel Bryan to stun him. Dewey Pond sets up Daniel Bryan, and Dewey Pond sets up Daniel Bryan, and he hits a second rope reverse neck breaker that takes down Daniel Bryan, both wreslters are down on the mat, and Dewey Pond and Daniel Bryan are on the mat, and this time Dewey Pond is not able to capitalize, so he decides to go make the tag for his tag team partner Big Sal, and Dewey Pond makes the tag to Big Sal and Daniel Bryan is able to make the tag to the Rock, but seemly too late as Big Sal is too close to him, so the Rock throws a few fists to the face of Big Sal, Big Sal is able to rake the eyes of the Rock. The Rock is stunned, and the Rock gets hip tossed into the ring, and he crashes into the mat. Big Sal waits as the Rock gets up to his feet. Once he gets up to his, Big Sal picks up the Rock, and drops him for a side walk slam. Big Sal goes into the cover on the Rock, and gets the 1……………2……………….kick out by The Rock.]

JR-The Rock barely kicked out.

King-Yeah he does that…

Kris Gaffney- A LOT!!

[The Rock gets picked up Big Sal, The Rock throws him off, and kicks Big Sal in the gut, and hits the DDT. Both wrestlers are down on the mat, slowly the Rock stumbles up, and he notices that Dewey Pond is very close to him. So to make sure he doesn’t do anything to him. The Rock hits a fist on Dewey Pond. The Rock turns around, and Big Sal hits an eye rake. The rock stumble sbackwards, big Sal hits a few fists to the face of the Rock, But the Rock ducks one of the fists, and the Rock returns the favor, and hits an eye rake, that sends Big Sal on the ropes. The Rock turns around as Dewey Pond is coming towards him. The Rock ducks, and a big boot by Big Sal misses the Rock, and connects with Dewey Pond instead. Big Sal is shocked, suddenly Daniel Bryan hits a missile drop kick off of the top rope, and Big Sal stumbles right into the Rock who hits the Rock Bottom on Big Sal. The Rock goes into the cover on Big Sal, and the ref counts the 1………..2……………3!]

JR-That was a miscommication by Bad Company.

King-That’s happening a lot recently.

(“The Gambler” blasts on the PA system as the crowd boos as the Gambler walks to the ring, “Swagga Like Us” blasts on the PA system as Mike New walks to the ring. “Walk” blasts on the PA system as Rad Hazard walks to the ring, and steps inside of the ring.)

JR-This team is very interesting.

Kris Gaffney-Well…definitely has a range factor.

King-RAGGGGE!

(“Cult of Personality” blasts on the PA system as CM Punk walks to the ring, and “Degenerate’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Degenerate walks to the ring. “Death of Me” blasts on the PA system as Scott Tazte walks to the ring.)

JR-This is a team of champions, and a former world champion.

King-Well, all that means there are a lot of ego’s.

Kris Gaffney-You got to have one to be a champion….makes me wonder why I never was a champion.

King-Clearly too humble….

[The Gambler and CM Punk start out of the middle of the ring, CM Punk talk trash with the Gambler, the Gambler throws a fist to the face of CM Punk. CM Punk waits as the Gambler turns around, and once he has. CM Punk hits a few kicks to the gut, and the Gambler is able to catch one of them, CM Punk hops on one foot, and The Gambler pushes down CM Punk’s leg, and the Gambler hits a hard clothesline that makes CM Punk flip, and crashes hard on the mat, and CM Punk slowly gets up to his feet, and he’s dazed, the Gambler picks up CM Punk into a bear hug, the Gambler puts the pressure on CM Punk, and then he charges into the corner, and then smashes CM Punk into the corner, and the Gambler hits a few shoulder blocks into the gut that stun CM Punk. Before the ref starts complaining, the Gambler sets up CM Punk, and CM Punk hits a big hip toss that sends CM Punk flying through the air, and crashing on the mat. CM Punk is in pain, and slowly he gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. The Gambler hits a running clothesline that knocks down CM Punk. CM Punk gets up to his feet, and the Gambler hits a few forearm shots to the face, and CM Punk stumbles backwards, and the Gambler whips CM Punk off of the ropes. The Gambler picks up CM Punk, and hits a spike spine buster that plants him on the mat. The Gambler goes to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes. He leaps in the air, and comes down on CM Punk with a big leg drop, and connects. The Gambler goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1……………….2……………..Scott Tazte comes into the ring, and breaks up the cover, and the Gambler shakes his head, and he picks up, and makes the tag to Rad Hazard, and Rad Hazard comes into the ring, and the Gambler leaves CM Punk open. Rad Hazard hits a punch to the ribs. CM Punk stumbles backwards, Rad Hazard measures up, and he charges. Rad Hazard gets hit with a kick to the side of the head, and CM Punk dives towards his corner, and makes the tag to Scott Tazte. Scott Tazte comes into the ring, as Mike New gets the tag. Tazte charges at Mike New. Mike New thinking quickly hits a shoulder block that sends Scott Tazte stumbling backwards. Mike New slign shots himself on the top rope, and comes off of the ropes, and leaps in the air, and connects with a flying cross body block. Mike New can’t hold him down for a cross body block, so he rolls off. Scott Tazte gets up to his feet, Scott Tazte is in the corner. Mike New charges at Scott Tazte, and hits a body avalaunche that crushes Scott Tazte into the corner.]

JR-Scott Tazte just got crushed in the corner.

King-That’s not good, he must crush him.

Kris Gaffney-I don’t think Tazte is Russian, he’s French Canadian.

[Scott Tazte stumbles towards Mike New, and Mike New puts him on his shoulders, and Mike New hits Death Valley Driver. Mike New picks up Scott Tazte, and whips him to the ropes, and Scott Tazte bounces off of the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes he leaps in the air for a cross body block, but Mike New catches Scott Tazte, Scott Tazte is there, for a few moments, and Mike New goes for a fall away slam, but it’s countered by Scott Tazte by sliding behind Mike New behind him, and he hits a reverse DDT. Both wrestlers are down on the mat, and Scott Tazte gets up to his feet soon enough, but he’s dazed, he looks around, figuring out where he is, and he dives towards his corner, and he makes the tag to Degenerate, Degenerate comes into the ring, and Mike New throws a fist to the face of Degenerate as he see’s him coming into the ring, but Degenerate hits a belly to back suplex after the miss. Degenerate waits as Mike New slowly gets up, Degenerate hits a few fists to the face, and Mike New stumbles backwards, and Degenerate tries to whip Mike New to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Mike New. Degenerate bounces off of the ropes, and Degenerate leaps in the air, and he hits Mike New with a flying shoulder block that sends Mike New stumbling backwards, and Rad Hazard makes the tag to himself, and he sling shots himself up to the top rope, and leaps off for what seems to be a double axe handle, but it’s countered with an inverted atomic drop Rad Hazard is pain as expected, and Degenerate hits a fist to the head that knocks down Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard gets up to his feet, and Degenerate sets up Rad Hazard into a front face lock, and brings him over to the corner. He makes the tag to CM Punk, CM Punk comes into the ring, and goes over other side of Rad Hazard, and they both put him in a vertical suplex position, and lifts up, and CM Punk and Degenerate hits a double vertical suplex that sends Rad Hazard crashing into the mat. Degenerate gets out of the ring as CM Punk measures up Rad Hazard who goes into the corner, and CM Punk charges, and he hits a running knee to the face of Rad Hazard. CM Punk hooks Rad Hazard, and hits a running bulldog that drives Rad Hazard into the mat. CM Punk pushes Rad Hazard on his back, and makes the cover for the 1…………..2………………KICK OUT BY Rad Hazard. CM Punk looks at the ref to make sure that he didn’t get the three count.]

JR-CM Punk thought that he got the three there.

King-He’s going to have to have to put him away, and put him away at the right time, he still has two people coming to save him.

Kris Gaffney-Luckily he has two to help out as well.

[CM Punk makes the tag to Scott Tazte who comes into the ring, and as Rad Hazard turns around Scott Tazte goes for the Kountdown, but it’s countered by Rad Hazard throwing Tazte’s hands off him, Tazte pushes Rad backs. Mike New makes a blindside tag as Rad Hazard hits a forearm shot to the face, CM Punk comes into the ring, but gets met with a big boot to the face by the Gambler who slid into the ring. Scott Tazte goes for a clothesline, but the Gambler is able to duck it, and Gambler hits one belly to back suplex on Tazte, two, three, and the final four to complete the four of a kind. The Gambler gets up to his feet, and Degenerate hits a clothesline that sends the Gambler, and him over the top rope. Degenerate and Gambler are brawling on the outside, as Rad and CM Punk are down. Tazte gets up to be hit with the House of Pain by the legal person in this match Mike New. Mike New goes into the cover on Tazte, and the ref counts the 1…………….2…………..3!]

JR-Gambler, New, and Rad win this match. Gambler set Tazte up through the chaos, and New knocked him down.

King-Wonder if that will change Gambler’s opinion on tag wrestling.

Kris Gaffney-Probably not…but wonder if I’ve changed his opinion on me.

(King punches Gaffney.)

King-Probably not…and that’s just because he’s going to do that anyways, so might as well get a head start.

(We fade away as Gambler and Degenerate are still battling as Shockwave goes off the air.)