EMF: Shockwave
	(The EMF logo flashes on the screen.) (The lights are turned off in the arena at Paradise, Neveda. Pyrotechnics rain down on the Saturday Shockwave set crashing as it hits the set. The lights turn on, and fans stand up, and yell waving their sign. The camera seeps around the crowd. Finally the commentators begin to talk.) JR-Tonight the EMF comes to you live from home of the Golden Knights. Welcome to Saturday Shockwave. Last week we saw Wade Wilson and Walter Melon play a role in the prior match between Kenny Omegrape and Logan Riley. Tonight Logan Riley will face the Extreme Champion, Walter Melon. King-The real question isn’t who will win…but who will beat the Off Consistently joke. Charlotte Flair-…I defeat it every day. Also….I AM TIRED OF THESE MOTHER F’N JOKES THAT GET YOU TO SAY MOTHER F’N OTHER THINGS!!! King-Damn she’s good. (“X gonna give it to you” blasts on the PA system. Wade Wilson walks out on the stage in slow motion. He enters the ring.) King-If he’s not walking with anyone, does that entrance really work? Kris Gaffney-It works when he says it works. JR-We know Wade is the tag team partner of Logan Riley, it should be interesting to see how Angelus matches up with Wade Wilson. (“Down with the sickness” blasts on the PA system. Angelus Archer walks out looking menacingly at Wade Wilson, he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Since returning, Angelus has had the same killer instinct that has made him a legend. King-Wrong choice of words JR. Kris Gaffney-Yeah…I know… [Angelus Archer and Wade Wilson trash talk. Suddenly Wade Wilson turns towards the camera, and makes comments about Angelus to the camera. Angelus looks to the camera. He looks confused, and he yells “who are you talking to!! THERE IS NO ONE THERE!!” He hits a hard fist to the face that knocks down Wade Wilson. Wade Wilson goes down on the mat Angelus Archer pulls Wade Wilson. Wade Wilson throws his hands off, and he throws a fist to the face of Angelus Archer. Angelus answers with a knee lift into the gut, this doubles over Wade Wilson. Angelus Archer tries to whip Wade Wilson to the ropes, but it’s reverse by Wade Wilson. Angelus Archer bounces off of the ropes. Wade Wilson lowers his head, Angelus Archer grabs his hair, and throws him hard into the mat. Wade Wilson yells at Angelus Archer, once again 4th wall breaking as he slowly he gets up to his feet. Angelus Archer picks him up, and he drops Wade Wilson for a back breaker. Wade Wilson falls on his knee’s, and he runs towards him, and he hits a running boot to the face that knocks down Wade Wilson the rest of the way. Wade Wilson rolls into under ropes. He gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Angelus Arhcer grabs Wade Wilson head, and drops it over the top rope. Angelus Archer holds up from falling out of the ring. He hooks Wade Wilson, and hip tosses him over the top rope, and he connects a reverse neck breaker that puts him down on the mat. Angelus Archer stands over the TV champion.] JR-Angelus Archer so far has controlled this match. King-Logan Riley probably isn’t a fan. Kris Gaffney-Or he could be trying to figure who Wade is talking to as well. [Angelus Archer picks up Wade Wilson, and he goes for the Slain, Wade Wilson lands on his feet. Angelus Archer goes for a super kick to the back of the head. Wade Wilson is able to kick him in the gut, and he goes for the Dead Pool, Angelus Archer is able to spin out, Wade Wilson hooks Angelus Archer, and he drops him for a swinging inverted Russian leg sweep. Angelus Archer goes face first. He bounces up holding his face. Wade Wilson hits a quick front drop kick that makes him fall into the corner. Wade Wilson runs to the corner, and he hits a clothesline in the corner Angelus Archer stumbles out of the corner. Wade Wilson runs to the ropes, he comes off of the ropes, he grabs Angelus Archer’s face into the mat, and he drops him with a double handed face crusher. Wade Wilson pushes him onto his back. Wade goes into the cover on Angelus Archer, the ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2…….KICK OUT by Angelus Archer!!] JR-Both of these wrestlers are going to find it difficult to win this match. King-That could get annoying. Kris Gaffney- I’m sure it could be. [Wade Wilson picks up Angelus Archer. Angelus hits a knee lift into the gut, and he picks him up over his shoulder Wade slides out of the back. Angelus turns around,a nd he takes him down with a double leg take down, and he connects with a catapault. As Angelus Archer goes towards the corner he grabs a hold of the turnbuckle padding, and it comes off. Wade Wilson doesn’t see this, and he runs into the corner. Angelus side steps him, and throws him into the corner. Wade hits the unprotected turnbuckle, he stumbles out of the corner. Angelus hooks Wade, and he drops him with the Slain. Angelus pushes him on to his back, the ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……….2……..3!!] JR-Angelus took advantage of the situation, and got the victory. King-In a good way…were not talking about…whoever that one “victory” guy was. Kris Gaffney-We shall always keep him in our memories. (“The Duck Song” blasts on the PA system. The apple juice waterfall begins to fall. Kenny OMegrape and Apple Juice Styles walks through it. Kenny throws grapes at the crowd. They walk down the ramp, and step inside of the ring.) JR-This is a very different combination of the Melon Club. King-If it doesn’t work out, it’s because the Melon Gods didn’t want to. Kris Gaffney-Pretty soon everything bad will be because of the Melon Gods being assholes. (“I am machine” blasts on the PA system. Brandon North, and Adam Philips walks out of the back to the stage, and walk down the ramp. They step inside of the ring.) JR-North and Philips tonight have had a bit more experience. King-But not enough…for god. Kris Gaffney-Plus Apple Juice, and Kenny have been a stable longer than they have been tag team partners. [Kenny Omegrape and Apple Juice Styles talk over who is going to start the match, but seemly Adam Philips doesn’t want to wait, he runs towards the Melon Squad corner. Kenny Omegrape throws Adam Philips into the corner, and he Kenny Omegrape hits a few kicks into the gut in the corner. Kenny Omegrape grabs his arm, and he brings him towards him. Kenny Omegrape picks him up on to his shoulders, and he lifts him up, and he drops him with a gut buster. Adam Philips is in a lot of pain, and he Kenny Omegrape picks him up, and he hits a few forearm shots to the face before whipping him to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes Kenny Omegrape goes for a kick to the head. Adam Philips ducks under, and he continues to the other sideo f the ring. He bounces off of the other side of the ring. Kenny OMegrape lifts him up, and drops him for a his face with a one man flap jack. Adam Philips bounces up, and is slow to get up to his feet. Kenny Omegrape hits a quick running ezuguri to the side of the head that makes him that makes him flip. He hits hard downo n the mat. Kenny Omegrape makes the tag to Apple Juice Styles who gets ready, and waits for Adam Philips to get up to his feet. Adam Philips is slow to get up to his feet, and he turns towards Apple Juice Styles. He sling shots himself up to the top rope, and he jumps off of the top rope, and he connects with the juice slap putting down Adam Philips.] JR-That could be all. King-You’d think he’d call it more than a slap. Kris Gaffney-Can’t blame him for being honest though. John Cena on the other hand, he still calls his slap on the back of the head from the top rope a gullitine leg drop… [Apple Juice picks him up, he lifts him over his shoulder, but Adam Philips falls behind him, and he makes the tag into Brandon North. Brandon North runs into the ring, and he hits a running clothesline that knocks him down on the mat. As Apple Juice gets up to his feet, he hits another running clothesline that knocks down Apple Juice Styles. Brandon North waits, Apple Juice gets up. Brandon North hits a hard fist to the face, and he backs up into the ropes. Brandon North whips him to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. Brandon North lowers his head, and he connects with a back body drop that sends Apple Juice flying through the air, and he crashes down on the mat.] JR-Brandon North might be thinking about going for welcome to the north. King-Not now since you told everyone. [Brandon North picks up Apple Juice Styles, and he hits a few fists to the face, Brandon North whips Apple Juice to the ropes. Kenny OMegrape makes the blind side tag. Apple Juice ducks under the big boot, Apple Juice connects with the Juiced Up kick. Kenny Omegrape enters the ring, and he sets up Brandon North, and drops him with the Greese Oil. Apple Juice attacks Adam Philips. Kenny goes into the cover on Brandon North. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2…………3!!] JR-Seemly Apple Juice Styles saw the Welcome to the North attempt coming… King-Yeah…who’s fault is that… (“Paralyzed” blasts on the PA system. Ben Black walks out on the stage, and steps inside of the ring. Then jumps out of the ring. The arena goes to dark. Red neon lights start flashing around. "Infrared" hits the system. The Falcon slowly walks down the ramp in a long black trench coat, three red claw marks on the left sleeve. Falcon walks up the steel stairs and into the ring, and positions himself at the far right corner. Before the bell rings, The Falcon takes the trench coat off and rests it on the top turnbuckle.) JR-This is Matt Falcon’s first television match. King-That’s really close to admitting there is a dark match league. Kris Gaffney-I think you just admitted it. King-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! (“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage. He takes footage of himself as he walks downt o the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-A few weeks ago Ryder was looking for a win, this week he can get back into a title race. King-How…were not sure yet. Kris Gaffney-I hate surprises. [Matt Falcon goes after Zack Ryder runs towards him with a running clothesline. Zack Ryder ducks under. Matt Falcon bounces off of the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. Zack Ryder connects with a standing drop kick that makes Matt Falcon stumble backwards, and he falls out of the ring, and to the floor on the outside of the ring. Matt Falcon is slow to get up to his feet. Zack Ryder goes over to the ropes, he sling shots himself over the top rope, and he hits a sling shot cross body block on Matt Falcon. Zack Ryder picks up Matt Falcon, and he throws him hard into the ring steps, he crashes hard into the ring steps. Zack Ryder looks under the ring, and he grabs a Singapore cane, and he hits Matt Falcon on back with it. Matt Falcon with it. Falcon yells as he goes down on the mat. Ben Black attempts to sneak up on Zack Ryder with the cane, but Zack Ryder seemly heard him coming as he quickly turns around, and hits Ben Black with a cane shot right on the top of the head. Ben Black falls down like a ton of bricks.] JR-That plan didn’t go quite as plan by Ben Black. King-Unless he enjoys being attacked by a Singapore cane. Kris Gaffney-Maybe he was hoping someone would call it a kendo stick instead. King-Not sure I ever got that joke… [Zack Ryder pulls up Matt Falcon, and he throws him into the ring. He climbs upt o the top rope, and he waits for Matt Falcon to get up to where he wants him to be. Matt Falcon runs up the top rope, and he throws him over his head to hit a super belly to belly suplex that sends Matt Falcon flying, and he crashes down on the mat. Matt Falcon has to take a few moments to rest up as he has taken quite a few moves from this fight thus far. Matt Falcon picks him up, Matt Falcon hits a few fists to the face that makes him back up into the ropes, Matt Falcon tries to whip Zack Ryder to the ropes, but it's reversed. He bounces off of the ropes. Zack Ryder goes for a clothesline, and he ducks under, and he continues to the other side of the ring. He leaps in the air, and he goes for a flying clothesline, and he connects. He brings down Zack Ryder. Matt Falcon picks up Zack Ryder, he lifts him up, and he plants down Zack Ryder with a piledriver. Matt Falcon goes itno the cover on Zack Ryder. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref makes the count 1..............2....Ben Black reaches into the ring, and he drags him out of the ring. This also breaks up the count.] JR-Ben Black saved the match for himself, and Zack Ryder. King-That's what you need to do in a match like this. Kris Gaffney-That's just what you sign up for in a triple threat. [Ben Black has the singapore cane that Zack Ryder had used on him before hand, and he smashes Matt Falcon on the head with it. Matt Falcon hits the mat in a heap. Ben Black slides into the ring, and he pulls up Zack Ryder by the air, Zack Ryder counters with a small package. The ref counts 1.............2....KICK OUT by Ben Black. Ben Black and Zack Ryder get up. Ben Black knocks down Zack Ryder with a super kick. Ben Black takes a few moments to rest up as he holds on to the ropes. He watches as Zack Ryder gets into the corner, Ben Black hits a running knee to the jaw. He pulls Zack Ryder out of the corner, and he lifts him up, and he drops him with a death valley driver!!] JR-It’s over! Cena hit the F-U!! King-I think we broke JR. Kris Gaffney-He’s always been broken… [Ben Black picks up Zack Ryder into a power bomb position. Matt Falcon comes out of no where with a chair, and smashes Ben Black over the head. He turns around to try to hit Zack Ryder, but Zack Ryder connects with a drop kick that sends the chair back into his face. Matt Falcon falls out of the ring. Ben Black pulls himself up to his feet, Zack Ryder connects with the Rough Ryder on Ben Black. Zack Ryder goes into the cover on Ben Black. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2…………3!!] JR-Zack Ryder saw his opportunity, and was able to capitalize on it. King-Matty F did all the work….guess things will work out for him when he beats Y-Warm….9 times!! (“Heavy sits the crownd” blasts on the PA system. Daryl Prichard walks out on the stage, and he walks into the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Daryl Prichard has been looking to turn around things. King-This is a good time for that….considering he is facing the man who has a contendership for the title that he took along with his hot streak last year. Her Dark Star hails from The Danvers State Lunatic Asylum, Salem Massachusetts and at Six Foot Eleven inches tall – at Four Hundred and Twenty Pounds he is… THE WRETCHED NOBODY! Nobody blows the candle out and the arena lights rise again. He slithers under the bottom rope and slides back sitting in the corner. Nobody reaches for the top rope and pulls himself back to his feet. He rolls his neck and glares hard at the floor as he rocks side to side in his corner – gently tapping together the tips of his fingers seeming intent on hearing the sweet release of the bell ringing. JR-It’s going to take a lot to defeat this man. King-He’s a nobody Kris…you can take him. Kris Gaffney-What? King-I was just kidding…you definitely couldn’t take him… [Daryl Prichard comes into the ring, and starts out firing fists to the face of the Wretched Nobody. Daryl Prichard runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes The Wretched Nobody throws Daryl Prichard into the air, and he comes down to the mat. Daryl Prichard is on his knee’s in pain. The Wretched Nobody picks up Daryl Prichard, he grabs him by the throat, and he throws him hard into the corner. He bounces out of the corner, and the Wretched Nobody floors him with a hard right. The Wretched Nobody picks him up by the hair, and he hits a few fists to the face that knocks him backwards, he tries to whip him to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Daryl Prcihard. The Wretched Nobody bounces off of the ropes. Daryl Prichard lowers his head, and the Wretched Nobody drops him with a running DDT into the mat. The Wretched Nobody pushes him on to his back, the ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2……KICK OUT by Daryl Prichard. Daryl Prichard gets pulled up by the Wretched Nobody. The Wretched Nobody puts on a nerve hold on Daryl Prichard after putting him into a seated position. Daryl Prichard slowly starts to fight up to his feet, and once he is up to his feet he tries to turn towards the Wretched Nobody who hits a knee lift into the gut that doubles him over, and he whips him to the ropes, he connects with a spinning side slam. The Wrectched Nobody goes into the cover on Daryl Prichard the ref once again goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………..2…….KICK OUT by Daryl Prichard!!] JR-Daryl Prichard does not have an answer for the Wretched Nobody’s power. King-You know…did the Wretched Nobody ever consider forming a tag team with Def Metal….he claims to be nobody. Kris Gaffney-Even though you really didn’t say it right, I think I know what you mean. [Daryl Prichard once again gets picked up, and the Wretched Nobody. The Wretched Nobody puts him over his shoulder, and he hooks him for the running power slam. Daryl Prichard slides out of the back of The Wrethed Nobody. The Wretched Nobody turns around, and Daryl Prichard hits a jaw breaker. The Wretched Nobody stumbles. Daryl Prichard hits a running shoulder block. This only stumbles the Wretched Nobody. Daryl Prichard backs up, and he goes for, and hits the Stone Fist, but once again it’s still not enough to drop the Wretched Nobody.] JR-I’m not sure what it’ll take to knock the Wretched Nobody. King-I’m sure that Daryl Prichard of 2017 is very frustrated. Kris Gaffney-We have year by year versions of ourselves now? Wonder what I was like in 2017. King-Still lame. [Daryl Prichard goes up the second rope, he waits for The Wretched Nobody to turn towards him, and he jumps off, he goes for the Stone Fist, but the Wretched Nobody ducks it, and runs to the ropes. Daryl Prichard turns right into a face full of boot. The Wretched Nobody connects with the Trephination. Daryl Prichard hits the mat like a ton of bricks. The Wretched Nobody goes into the cover on Daryl Prichard. The ref goes into position. The ref counts 1……………..2……………3!!] JR-Daryl Prichard determination backfired on him allowing the opening for The Wretched Nobody to land the Trephination for the win. King-I remember a time when he use to hit the Stone fist more times than he missed it. (“I will master your mind” blasts on the PA system. Mastermind walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Mastermind has a lot to deal with right now, but tonight he will have a chance to get back into a title race. King-Let’s not forget the looming match with Daniel Bryan. Kris Gaffney-He also has to worry about Bryan running into matches. King-He probably could start making Wasabi like t-shirts “X amount of a days since I last got bashed”. (The lights dim in the arena as Last Resort by Papa Roach blares from the PA system and fireworks explode around the screen before the lights come on showing the personification of extreme in the ring.) Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen. This contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, he stands at 6’1”, weighing in at 235 lbs, he is the Personification Of Extreme, SUICIDE! JR-Suicide has proven to be a great talent. King-What’s to be depressed about? Kris Gaffney-Seemly a lot. [Mastermind and Suicide stand in the middle of the ring as the bell rings. Mastermind and Suicide pace around the ring. They lock up, and Mastermind puts Suicide into a side head lock. Mastermind holds on the pressure. Suicide looks for a way out of the hold, and he pushes him into the ropes, he whips him to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, Mastermind hits a running shoulder block that knocks down Suicide. Suicide gets up to his feet. Suicide throws a wild fist to the face, Mastermind is able to easily duck under. Mastermind hooks on the Mind Controller, but before it can ttruly have an effect, he hits a jaw breaker that breaks the hold. Mastermind holds his jaw, Suicide runs towards Mastermind. Mastermind side steps him, and he throws him over the top rope, and he crashes hard on the floor around ring side, and Suicide is slow to get up to his feet with the help of the apron. Mastermind runs towards Suicide, and he connects with the face of Suicide with a baseball slide. This stumbles back Suicide to the barricade, it goes into the back of Suicide, and he face plants on the floor in a lot of pain. Mastermind picks up Suicide, and he throws him into the ring. Mastermind climbs up to the top rope. He waits for Suicide to get up to his feet. Mastermind connects with a double axe handle on Suicide that puts down Suicide. Mastermind quickly goes into the cover. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……….2…KICK OUT by Suicide. Mastermind stares down the ref, and he finally lets it go, and calls for the Mind Controller as he stalks around Suicide as Suicide tries to fight up to his feet after that last move.] JR-Suicide might be in trouble here. King-He was able to counter the last mind controller, but you think he can do it again? Kris Gaffney-If he can…I think he should be renamed to…”man who can counter your finisher”. King-That sounds so much more positive. [Mastermind is about to lock on the Mind Controller. Suicide drops down on the floor, and he connects with a back kick as Mastermind tries to reach down towards Suicide. Mastermind stumbles backwards, and he falls into the corner. Suicide runs, and he connects with a splash in the corner. Suicide drops Mastermind into an inverted Russian leg sweep face first. Suicide falls down on his knee, and he thinks of his next move as he waits for Mastermind to get up to his feet. Mastermind staggers up to his feet, and he picks him up, and he drops him with a body slam perfectly placed in the corner. Suicide looks towards the corner as he is allowing the crowd to know what he’s about to do. Suicide goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope.] JR-Suicide is going to take a chance. King-He’s crazy. Kris Gaffney-We know… [Suicide is up to the top rope, but Mastermind is already up to his feet. He jumps off of the top rope, but Mastermind moves out of the way. Mastermind locks in the Mind control!! Suicide fights it…fights it….the ref checks his arm, and finally calls for the bell. Mastermind wins via submission!!] JR-Suicide took a chance, and it did not pay off. King-This won’t help much. (“Ultimate Countdown” blasts on the PA system. Daniel Bryan walks out on the stage. Daniel Bryan nods his head. He does the “YES” taunt down to the ring, before entering the ring.) JR-Like Mastermind, Daniel Bryan has a lot on his plate, not only does he have Mastermind to deal with, he also has a chance to get involved in a title race. King-Mastermind was able to focus enough, we’ll see if Bryan can. (“High Volume” blasts on the PA system. Kenny Omega walks out on the stage, he does his finger guns. He walks down to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Many people believed Kenny Omega was on his way to winning last weeks triple threat…that was until Christian got involved. King-I guess he wants just one more match. Kris Gaffney-Can we stop being assholes, and just give it to him? [Daniel Bryan and Kenny Omega stand in the middle of the ring, they stare down each other. Daniel Bryan throws a kick to the ribs, Kenny Omega hits a fist, and Daniel Bryan answers with a fist. Kenny Omega goes for a fist to the face, but Daniel Bryan is able to duck under. He runs to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. He comes off of the ropes. Kenny Omega is able to hit a back elbow to the face that puts down Daniel Bryan down on the mat. Kenny Omega grabs Daniel Bryan, and he picks him up, and he takes a running head start, and he throws him hard into the steel cage. Daniel Bryan hits the cage face first, and stumbles backwards into the waiting arms of Kenny Omega who hits a german suplex with a bridge. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2…KICK OUT by Daniel Bryan. Kenny Omega picks him up once again, and he tries to pick him over his shoulder. Daniel Bryan is able to struggle out of the back of Kenny Omega. Daniel Bryan runs to the ropes, and Kenny Omega turns around, and he goes for a hip toss, Daniel Bryan counters with a monkey flip attempt. Kenny Omega blocks it, and he throws Daniel Bryan into the corner, and he hits hard into the corner. Kenny Omega runs towards the corner, runs up to the second turnbuckle, and he connects with a running knee to the chin that makes Daniel Bryan dazed enough to slump in the corner. Daniel Bryan is only being held up by the top turnbuckle. Kenny Omega looks up as he is considering escaping the cage.] JR-Kenny Omega looks like he believes he has wore Daniel Bryan down enough so that he can escape the cage. King-What could go wrong to try? Kris Gaffney-Good point! [Kenny Omega is climbing up to the top of the cage. He looks down, Christian is standing at the bottom daring him to come down, suddenly Daniel Bryan is able to surprise Kenny Omega with a punch to the ribs, he hooks him, and he drops him with a belly to back suplex off of the side of the cage. Both wrestlers are down on the mat. Christian leaves ring side laughing at Omega. Kenny Omega tries to push himself up to his feet, but falls back down. Daniel Bryan slowly rises up to his feet, Kenny Omega is on his knee’s. Daniel Bryan hits a kick to the chest (YES!) another kick (YES!) another kick (YES). Daniel Bryan backs up, and he measures up, and he kicks Kenny Omega. Kenny Omega falls down on the floor. Daniel Bryan starts to crawl towards the cage door, Daniel Bryan is about out, when the door closes on his face!! It’s Mastermind who did it. Mastermind stares at Daniel Bryan with hate.] JR-Mastermind strikes Daniel Bryan once again. King-Maybe we should check on Omega…you know how dangerous those kicks are. Kris Gaffney-Especially if they are done by a lethal weapon. [Kenny Omega is able to roll out of the cage door, and he hits the floor around ring side. The bell rings. Kenny Omega has won!!] JR-Kenny Omega won via escape!! King-But this is only going to make things between Bryan, and Mastermind worse. Kris Gaffney-As if it couldn’t get any worse. (“The Duck Song” Blasts over the loud speakers and out walks Jack Heyman wearing a pink button up suit with watermelon pin stripes and a mic in hand. He stands on top of the stage.) JHeyman: Ladies and gentlemen my name is Jack Heyman and I am the advocate for the REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTED EXTREME CHAMPION! HE IS THE WATERMELON KINGPIN, standing at 6’2” weighing in at 205 lbs. He is WALTER MELON! (Out walks Walter Melon from the back, Apple Juice Styles beside him. He finishes his last bite of a watermelon and tosses the last bit of it out into the crowd. He has the extreme championship around his waist, wearing Watermelon speedo and nothing else. They both begin their walk to the ring, but Walter motions for Jack Heyman to go back to the locker room, Heyman listens and Walter continues to the ring with AJ.) Jr: These guys have been pretty ruthless since losing those tag titles. King: Melonia should be out here. KG: The Melon Gods have a plan guys, relax. (“Fantastic Baby” by Big Bang blasts over the EMF loud speakers. First out from the back is Wade Wilson. He has both TV champion and one half of the tag team champions both strapped over one another as he skips out with palm palms in his hand. He has a mic strapped over his ear that comes around into his mouth.) Wade: OHH YOU DIDN’T KNOW? YOUR ASS BETTER CALL SOMEBODYYYYYYYY! (Wade Wilson begins shaking the palm palm’s as Logan Riley steps out from the curtain’s, he has the world title over one shoulder and tag title over the other. He looks at Wade and shakes his head, but can’t help but laugh. He stops atop of the ramp and holds both titles in the air before he begins his walk to the ring.) Wade: It’s me, it’s me, the M-E-R-C. Rolling once again with that R-I-L-E-Y! (Wade run’s and slides into the ring, Logan Riley walks up the steps, steps over the top rope and climbs the turnbuckle holding both titles into the air. Wade rubs the palm palms over his belts and begins humping the air.) Jr: Talk about impressive. These two have the potential to hold those titles for a long time coming. KG: Ofcourse, if that's what the Melon Gods want. King: Let's hope not. Can't Melonia be world champion? Wade: PARADISE, NEVADA! WE ABOUT TO KICK THAT SHITTY! Now, let’s see if we can make some noise up in this!.... Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages. Off Constantly proudly brings to you, it’s EMF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WOOOOORLD! THE MERC WITH A MOUTH, WADE WILSON. THE BAD ASS LOGAN RILEY, OFF CONSTANTLY! And the one representing us in this match, standing 5’10”, weighing 255 of pure adorableness. He is the world and one half tag team champion, none other than the Bad Ass himself, LOGAN RILEY! (Riley once again holds his titles into the air. The teams stand in the center of the ring staring each other down. The ref gets between them, Wade Wilson laughs and steps out of the ring, Apple Juice does the same. Riley and Walter back into their corners and the ref calls for the bell.) DING! DING! DING! (The two circle the ring. They are about to lock hands, Walter reaches from behind him, pulls a grape and attempts to toss it at Riley's face, Riley swats it away with his left hand and knocks Walter with an uppercut causing him to stumble back. Riley throws a kick to Walter's body causing him to stumble back into the corner. Riley comes in and rips Walter to the body with a hook right to his ribs. Walter stumbles forward, Riley hooks his head and drops down with a DDT. Riley circles up to his feet, pulls Walter to his feet, grabs his arm and whips him into the ropes. On the return Riley lifts Walter, spins and drops him hard to the mat with a spinebuster. Staying down, Riley wraps up Walter's leg locking on a kneebar. Walter reaching at his leg, begins to try and crawl to the ropes. After some time Walter finally grabs a hold of the bottom rope. Riley holds on a bit longer and once he let's go Walter pulls himself out of the ring. Once outside he bends down grabbing his knee and then stands up bending it a few times. Logan Riley runs to the opposite rope, bounces off and on the return dives through the middle rope right as Walter turns around he catches an elbow right to his face causing him to stumble then fall right into the announcer table.) Jr: BAH GAWD! Logan Riley has been adding to his repertoire, what athleticism shown by the big man. KG: He should be thanking the Melon Gods, and Walter Melon for letting that happen. King: I'm just waiting to see when Ashly Irvine pops up randomly... (The ref begins the count as Riley gets up and stalks Walter Melon.) Ref: ONE! (Riley walks over, lifts Walter to his feet, grabs his arm and whips him hard into the barricade.) Ref: TWO! (Riley charges full speed, dives and spears Walter ard enough to cause the barricade to break and both men fall into the crowd.) Ref: THREE! (Walter grabbing at his back in pain, Riley pulls himself to his feet. Once up, Riley lunges forward smashing his foot into the face of Walter. Riley wraps up Walter's head and lifts him up. With both hands Riley flings Walter head first in ring post which cuts his forward wide open. Blood instantly begins pouring out.) Ref: FOUR! (Riley rolls into the ring and then back out to break the count. As he does this Apple Juice styles pulls out lemon juice and pours it onto Walter's gash which seems to wake Walter. Walter grabs the lemon and takes a bite as Apple juice helps him to his feet, Riley backs up and begins to sprint around the ring, he attempts a double clothesline, but Apple Juice dodges as Walter drops low and hooks Rileys legs with his own causing Riley to fall to the ground.) Ref: ONE! Jr: Seems that lemon juice gave Walter some energy. King: Odd doesnt even begin to describe these guys, but I love it! KG: I love the Melon Gods. (Both Riley and Walter pull themselves to their feet. Walter up first slides into the ring, and gets the ref to turn by asking him to stay in the ring. Still holding the lemon, Apple Juice comes from behind Logan and as he turns he squirts the lemon right into Riley's eyes and then AJ slides Riley into the ring. Wade sprints around the ring, once close enough he leaps up and hits Apple Juice with a hard dropkick sending him crashing to the ground and the lemon flying into the air into the crowd. Riley unable to see grabbing at his eyes as Walter rushes forward and hits Riley with a superkick causing him to fling back into the turnbuckle and then drop to the mat. Walter picks up Riley and attempts to fling him into the ropes, somehow still unable to see Riley manages to reverse it and fling Walter into the ropes. Riley fighting to open his eyes, on the return Walter hits Riley with a slingblade. He wipes blood from his eyes, smiles and climbs the turnbuckle. Once ontop he pulls a grape from his trunks and eats it. He leaps off of the top rope hitting Riley with a FRUIT SMASH! and then falls into cover Riley.) Ref: ONE!..... TWO!..... THHHRRRRR (Kickout!) Jr: Logan Riley showing why he's world champion. KG: OR, the Melon Gods giving him these powers. King: Why? Where is Melonia, this would never happen with her out here. (Walter Melon in shock smacks the mat. He stands up and stalks the ref. The ref backed into the corner pleas with Walter. Walter holds up 3 fingers and smacks his hands three times. Meantime Riley turns to his stomach and begins to attempt to get to his feet. On his hands and knees, Walter turns and sprints at him. Once close enough he drives his knee so hard into the cheek of Riley which opens up a cut and sends Riley rolling out of the ring. Riley on his feet stumbles into the announce table and uses that to keep him on his feet. Walter grabs the top rope, pulls back then leaps up putting both feet on the top rope and speingboarding himself towards Riley with a cross body, but Riley manages to dodge the attack and it causes Walter to crash through the announce table himself and roll to the feet of the announcers.) Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! Jr: Did you see that!? Walter's high risk didnt pay off. King: No Jr. It only happened literally at our feet, but I didn't see it. KG: Melon Gods gave him wings, too bad it was into this table and not Riley. Ref: ONE!..... TWO!..... (Riley catching his breath walks over and grabs Walter by the foot and begins to drag him.) Ref: THREE! (Riley lifts Walter up, grabs him by the body and tosses him into the ring easily. Riley slides in and covers him.) Ref: ONE!..... TWO!.... THHH (KICKOUT!) Jr: Bah Gawd! What toughness shown by both of these competitors. They are fighting off of instinct alone. KG: Not today Logan Riley! King: What's Apple Juice looking for under the ring? (Apple Juice styles is searching under the ring. He sees a green thing which looks to be a watermelon. As he slides it out the green thing opens up and its shown to be Ashley Irvine, Apple juice Styles stands up surprised, Ashley stands up with her faces painted as a watermelon and yells "WATERMELON!" And jumps over the barricade into the crowd. Jr: What did we just witness? KG: A running watermelon? I didnt know that was possible. These Melon Gods are awesome, glad I converted to Melonism. King: Told you it was coming folks. (Apple Juice not sure what happened, smiles and goes under the ring again. This time pulls out an actual watermelon. He keeps it by his feet and in the ring Riley stands up. He rushes to the ropes, bounces off and on the return drops an elbow to the chest of Walter. Logan Riley gets up he pulls Walter to his feet and whips him into the corner. Riley charges at Walter, once close enough Walter moves aside, Riley slides under the bottom rope to the outside of the ring and as he circles the ring post he is met with a watermelon to the face by apple juice styles that shatters upon impact and drops Riley to the ground. The ref calls for the bell.) DING! DING! DING! Announcer: And here is your winner, by disqualification, LOGAN RILEY! Jr: COME ON! Such a great match and its ruined by a watermelon. KG: No, ruined and watermelon are two words that never go together Jr. King: Does this mean we aren't going to see Melonia? (Walter stumbles and slides out of the ring. He and Apple Juice begin to assault Logan Riley on the outside. All of a sudden out of nowhere Wade Wilson comes flipping out of the ring straight ontop of Walter and Apple Juice. The mini brawl continues as Shockwave goes off air.)

EMF: Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen.)

(The lights are turned off in the arena at Paradise, Neveda. Pyrotechnics rain down on the Saturday Shockwave set crashing as it hits the set. The lights turn on, and fans stand up, and yell waving their sign. The camera seeps around the crowd. Finally the commentators begin to talk.)

JR-Tonight the EMF comes to you live from home of the Golden Knights. Welcome to Saturday Shockwave. Last week we saw Wade Wilson and Walter Melon play a role in the prior match between Kenny Omegrape and Logan Riley. Tonight Logan Riley will face the Extreme Champion, Walter Melon.

King-The real question isn’t who will win…but who will beat the Off Consistently joke.

Charlotte Flair-…I defeat it every day. Also….I AM TIRED OF THESE MOTHER F’N JOKES THAT GET YOU TO SAY MOTHER F’N OTHER THINGS!!!

King-Damn she’s good.

(“X gonna give it to you” blasts on the PA system. Wade Wilson walks out on the stage in slow motion. He enters the ring.)

King-If he’s not walking with anyone, does that entrance really work?

Kris Gaffney-It works when he says it works.

JR-We know Wade is the tag team partner of Logan Riley, it should be interesting to see how Angelus matches up with Wade Wilson.

(“Down with the sickness” blasts on the PA system. Angelus Archer walks out looking menacingly at Wade Wilson, he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Since returning, Angelus has had the same killer instinct that has made him a legend.

King-Wrong choice of words JR.

Kris Gaffney-Yeah…I know…

[Angelus Archer and Wade Wilson trash talk. Suddenly Wade Wilson turns towards the camera, and makes comments about Angelus to the camera. Angelus looks to the camera. He looks confused, and he yells “who are you talking to!! THERE IS NO ONE THERE!!” He hits a hard fist to the face that knocks down Wade Wilson. Wade Wilson goes down on the mat Angelus Archer pulls Wade Wilson. Wade Wilson throws his hands off, and he throws a fist to the face of Angelus Archer. Angelus answers with a knee lift into the gut, this doubles over Wade Wilson. Angelus Archer tries to whip Wade Wilson to the ropes, but it’s reverse by Wade Wilson. Angelus Archer bounces off of the ropes. Wade Wilson lowers his head, Angelus Archer grabs his hair, and throws him hard into the mat. Wade Wilson yells at Angelus Archer, once again 4th wall breaking as he slowly he gets up to his feet. Angelus Archer picks him up, and he drops Wade Wilson for a back breaker. Wade Wilson falls on his knee’s, and he runs towards him, and he hits a running boot to the face that knocks down Wade Wilson the rest of the way. Wade Wilson rolls into under ropes. He gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Angelus Arhcer grabs Wade Wilson head, and drops it over the top rope. Angelus Archer holds up from falling out of the ring. He hooks Wade Wilson, and hip tosses him over the top rope, and he connects a reverse neck breaker that puts him down on the mat. Angelus Archer stands over the TV champion.]

JR-Angelus Archer so far has controlled this match.

King-Logan Riley probably isn’t a fan.

Kris Gaffney-Or he could be trying to figure who Wade is talking to as well.

[Angelus Archer picks up Wade Wilson, and he goes for the Slain, Wade Wilson lands on his feet. Angelus Archer goes for a super kick to the back of the head. Wade Wilson is able to kick him in the gut, and he goes for the Dead Pool, Angelus Archer is able to spin out, Wade Wilson hooks Angelus Archer, and he drops him for a swinging inverted Russian leg sweep. Angelus Archer goes face first. He bounces up holding his face. Wade Wilson hits a quick front drop kick that makes him fall into the corner. Wade Wilson runs to the corner, and he hits a clothesline in the corner Angelus Archer stumbles out of the corner. Wade Wilson runs to the ropes, he comes off of the ropes, he grabs Angelus Archer’s face into the mat, and he drops him with a double handed face crusher. Wade Wilson pushes him onto his back. Wade goes into the cover on Angelus Archer, the ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2…….KICK OUT by Angelus Archer!!]

JR-Both of these wrestlers are going to find it difficult to win this match.

King-That could get annoying.

Kris Gaffney- I’m sure it could be.

[Wade Wilson picks up Angelus Archer. Angelus hits a knee lift into the gut, and he picks him up over his shoulder Wade slides out of the back. Angelus turns around,a nd he takes him down with a double leg take down, and he connects with a catapault. As Angelus Archer goes towards the corner he grabs a hold of the turnbuckle padding, and it comes off. Wade Wilson doesn’t see this, and he runs into the corner. Angelus side steps him, and throws him into the corner. Wade hits the unprotected turnbuckle, he stumbles out of the corner. Angelus hooks Wade, and he drops him with the Slain. Angelus pushes him on to his back, the ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……….2……..3!!]

JR-Angelus took advantage of the situation, and got the victory.

King-In a good way…were not talking about…whoever that one “victory” guy was.

Kris Gaffney-We shall always keep him in our memories.

(“The Duck Song” blasts on the PA system. The apple juice waterfall begins to fall. Kenny OMegrape and Apple Juice Styles walks through it. Kenny throws grapes at the crowd. They walk down the ramp, and step inside of the ring.)

JR-This is a very different combination of the Melon Club.

King-If it doesn’t work out, it’s because the Melon Gods didn’t want to.

Kris Gaffney-Pretty soon everything bad will be because of the Melon Gods being assholes.

(“I am machine” blasts on the PA system. Brandon North, and Adam Philips walks out of the back to the stage, and walk down the ramp. They step inside of the ring.)

JR-North and Philips tonight have had a bit more experience.

King-But not enough…for god.

Kris Gaffney-Plus Apple Juice, and Kenny have been a stable longer than they have been tag team partners.

[Kenny Omegrape and Apple Juice Styles talk over who is going to start the match, but seemly Adam Philips doesn’t want to wait, he runs towards the Melon Squad corner. Kenny Omegrape throws Adam Philips into the corner, and he Kenny Omegrape hits a few kicks into the gut in the corner. Kenny Omegrape grabs his arm, and he brings him towards him. Kenny Omegrape picks him up on to his shoulders, and he lifts him up, and he drops him with a gut buster. Adam Philips is in a lot of pain, and he Kenny Omegrape picks him up, and he hits a few forearm shots to the face before whipping him to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes Kenny Omegrape goes for a kick to the head. Adam Philips ducks under, and he continues to the other sideo f the ring. He bounces off of the other side of the ring. Kenny OMegrape lifts him up, and drops him for a his face with a one man flap jack. Adam Philips bounces up, and is slow to get up to his feet. Kenny Omegrape hits a quick running ezuguri to the side of the head that makes him that makes him flip. He hits hard downo n the mat. Kenny Omegrape makes the tag to Apple Juice Styles who gets ready, and waits for Adam Philips to get up to his feet. Adam Philips is slow to get up to his feet, and he turns towards Apple Juice Styles. He sling shots himself up to the top rope, and he jumps off of the top rope, and he connects with the juice slap putting down Adam Philips.]

JR-That could be all.

King-You’d think he’d call it more than a slap.

Kris Gaffney-Can’t blame him for being honest though. John Cena on the other hand, he still calls his slap on the back of the head from the top rope a gullitine leg drop…

[Apple Juice picks him up, he lifts him over his shoulder, but Adam Philips falls behind him, and he makes the tag into Brandon North. Brandon North runs into the ring, and he hits a running clothesline that knocks him down on the mat. As Apple Juice gets up to his feet, he hits another running clothesline that knocks down Apple Juice Styles. Brandon North waits, Apple Juice gets up. Brandon North hits a hard fist to the face, and he backs up into the ropes. Brandon North whips him to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. Brandon North lowers his head, and he connects with a back body drop that sends Apple Juice flying through the air, and he crashes down on the mat.]

JR-Brandon North might be thinking about going for welcome to the north.

King-Not now since you told everyone.

[Brandon North picks up Apple Juice Styles, and he hits a few fists to the face, Brandon North whips Apple Juice to the ropes. Kenny OMegrape makes the blind side tag. Apple Juice ducks under the big boot, Apple Juice connects with the Juiced Up kick. Kenny Omegrape enters the ring, and he sets up Brandon North, and drops him with the Greese Oil. Apple Juice attacks Adam Philips. Kenny goes into the cover on Brandon North. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2…………3!!]

JR-Seemly Apple Juice Styles saw the Welcome to the North attempt coming…

King-Yeah…who’s fault is that…

(“Paralyzed” blasts on the PA system. Ben Black walks out on the stage, and steps inside of the ring. Then jumps out of the ring. The arena goes to dark. Red neon lights start flashing around. "Infrared" hits the system. The Falcon slowly walks down the ramp in a long black trench coat, three red claw marks on the left sleeve. Falcon walks up the steel stairs and into the ring, and positions himself at the far right corner. Before the bell rings, The Falcon takes the trench coat off and rests it on the top turnbuckle.)

JR-This is Matt Falcon’s first television match.

King-That’s really close to admitting there is a dark match league.

Kris Gaffney-I think you just admitted it.

King-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

(“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage. He takes footage of himself as he walks downt o the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-A few weeks ago Ryder was looking for a win, this week he can get back into a title race.

King-How…were not sure yet.

Kris Gaffney-I hate surprises.

[Matt Falcon goes after Zack Ryder runs towards him with a running clothesline. Zack Ryder ducks under. Matt Falcon bounces off of the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. Zack Ryder connects with a standing drop kick that makes Matt Falcon stumble backwards, and he falls out of the ring, and to the floor on the outside of the ring. Matt Falcon is slow to get up to his feet. Zack Ryder goes over to the ropes, he sling shots himself over the top rope, and he hits a sling shot cross body block on Matt Falcon. Zack Ryder picks up Matt Falcon, and he throws him hard into the ring steps, he crashes hard into the ring steps. Zack Ryder looks under the ring, and he grabs a Singapore cane, and he hits Matt Falcon on back with it. Matt Falcon with it. Falcon yells as he goes down on the mat. Ben Black attempts to sneak up on Zack Ryder with the cane, but Zack Ryder seemly heard him coming as he quickly turns around, and hits Ben Black with a cane shot right on the top of the head. Ben Black falls down like a ton of bricks.]

JR-That plan didn’t go quite as plan by Ben Black.

King-Unless he enjoys being attacked by a Singapore cane.

Kris Gaffney-Maybe he was hoping someone would call it a kendo stick instead.

King-Not sure I ever got that joke…

[Zack Ryder pulls up Matt Falcon, and he throws him into the ring. He climbs upt o the top rope, and he waits for Matt Falcon to get up to where he wants him to be. Matt Falcon runs up the top rope, and he throws him over his head to hit a super belly to belly suplex that sends Matt Falcon flying, and he crashes down on the mat. Matt Falcon has to take a few moments to rest up as he has taken quite a few moves from this fight thus far. Matt Falcon picks him up, Matt Falcon hits a few fists to the face that makes him back up into the ropes, Matt Falcon tries to whip Zack Ryder to the ropes, but it's reversed. He bounces off of the ropes. Zack Ryder goes for a clothesline, and he ducks under, and he continues to the other side of the ring. He leaps in the air, and he goes for a flying clothesline, and he connects. He brings down Zack Ryder. Matt Falcon picks up Zack Ryder, he lifts him up, and he plants down Zack Ryder with a piledriver. Matt Falcon goes itno the cover on Zack Ryder. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref makes the count 1..............2....Ben Black reaches into the ring, and he drags him out of the ring. This also breaks up the count.]

JR-Ben Black saved the match for himself, and Zack Ryder.

King-That's what you need to do in a match like this.

Kris Gaffney-That's just what you sign up for in a triple threat.

[Ben Black has the singapore cane that Zack Ryder had used on him before hand, and he smashes Matt Falcon on the head with it. Matt Falcon hits the mat in a heap. Ben Black slides into the ring, and he pulls up Zack Ryder by the air, Zack Ryder counters with a small package. The ref counts 1.............2....KICK OUT by Ben Black. Ben Black and Zack Ryder get up. Ben Black knocks down Zack Ryder with a super kick. Ben Black takes a few moments to rest up as he holds on to the ropes. He watches as Zack Ryder gets into the corner, Ben Black hits a running knee to the jaw. He pulls Zack Ryder out of the corner, and he lifts him up, and he drops him with a death valley driver!!]

JR-It’s over! Cena hit the F-U!!

King-I think we broke JR.

Kris Gaffney-He’s always been broken…

[Ben Black picks up Zack Ryder into a power bomb position. Matt Falcon comes out of no where with a chair, and smashes Ben Black over the head. He turns around to try to hit Zack Ryder, but Zack Ryder connects with a drop kick that sends the chair back into his face. Matt Falcon falls out of the ring. Ben Black pulls himself up to his feet, Zack Ryder connects with the Rough Ryder on Ben Black. Zack Ryder goes into the cover on Ben Black. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2…………3!!]

JR-Zack Ryder saw his opportunity, and was able to capitalize on it.

King-Matty F did all the work….guess things will work out for him when he beats Y-Warm….9 times!!

(“Heavy sits the crownd” blasts on the PA system. Daryl Prichard walks out on the stage, and he walks into the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Daryl Prichard has been looking to turn around things.

King-This is a good time for that….considering he is facing the man who has a contendership for the title that he took along with his hot streak last year.

Her Dark Star hails from The Danvers State Lunatic Asylum, Salem Massachusetts and at Six Foot Eleven inches tall – at Four Hundred and Twenty Pounds he is… THE WRETCHED NOBODY!

Nobody blows the candle out and the arena lights rise again. He slithers under the bottom rope and slides back sitting in the corner. Nobody reaches for the top rope and pulls himself back to his feet. He rolls his neck and glares hard at the floor as he rocks side to side in his corner – gently tapping together the tips of his fingers seeming intent on hearing the sweet release of the bell ringing.

JR-It’s going to take a lot to defeat this man.

King-He’s a nobody Kris…you can take him.

Kris Gaffney-What?

King-I was just kidding…you definitely couldn’t take him…

[Daryl Prichard comes into the ring, and starts out firing fists to the face of the Wretched Nobody. Daryl Prichard runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes The Wretched Nobody throws Daryl Prichard into the air, and he comes down to the mat. Daryl Prichard is on his knee’s in pain. The Wretched Nobody picks up Daryl Prichard, he grabs him by the throat, and he throws him hard into the corner. He bounces out of the corner, and the Wretched Nobody floors him with a hard right. The Wretched Nobody picks him up by the hair, and he hits a few fists to the face that knocks him backwards, he tries to whip him to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Daryl Prcihard. The Wretched Nobody bounces off of the ropes. Daryl Prichard lowers his head, and the Wretched Nobody drops him with a running DDT into the mat. The Wretched Nobody pushes him on to his back, the ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2……KICK OUT by Daryl Prichard. Daryl Prichard gets pulled up by the Wretched Nobody. The Wretched Nobody puts on a nerve hold on Daryl Prichard after putting him into a seated position. Daryl Prichard slowly starts to fight up to his feet, and once he is up to his feet he tries to turn towards the Wretched Nobody who hits a knee lift into the gut that doubles him over, and he whips him to the ropes, he connects with a spinning side slam. The Wrectched Nobody goes into the cover on Daryl Prichard the ref once again goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………..2…….KICK OUT by Daryl Prichard!!]

JR-Daryl Prichard does not have an answer for the Wretched Nobody’s power.

King-You know…did the Wretched Nobody ever consider forming a tag team with Def Metal….he claims to be nobody.

Kris Gaffney-Even though you really didn’t say it right, I think I know what you mean.

[Daryl Prichard once again gets picked up, and the Wretched Nobody. The Wretched Nobody puts him over his shoulder, and he hooks him for the running power slam. Daryl Prichard slides out of the back of The Wrethed Nobody. The Wretched Nobody turns around, and Daryl Prichard hits a jaw breaker. The Wretched Nobody stumbles. Daryl Prichard hits a running shoulder block. This only stumbles the Wretched Nobody. Daryl Prichard backs up, and he goes for, and hits the Stone Fist, but once again it’s still not enough to drop the Wretched Nobody.]

JR-I’m not sure what it’ll take to knock the Wretched Nobody.

King-I’m sure that Daryl Prichard of 2017 is very frustrated.

Kris Gaffney-We have year by year versions of ourselves now? Wonder what I was like in 2017.

King-Still lame.

[Daryl Prichard goes up the second rope, he waits for The Wretched Nobody to turn towards him, and he jumps off, he goes for the Stone Fist, but the Wretched Nobody ducks it, and runs to the ropes. Daryl Prichard turns right into a face full of boot. The Wretched Nobody connects with the Trephination. Daryl Prichard hits the mat like a ton of bricks. The Wretched Nobody goes into the cover on Daryl Prichard. The ref goes into position. The ref counts 1……………..2……………3!!]

JR-Daryl Prichard determination backfired on him allowing the opening for The Wretched Nobody to land the Trephination for the win.

King-I remember a time when he use to hit the Stone fist more times than he missed it.

(“I will master your mind” blasts on the PA system. Mastermind walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Mastermind has a lot to deal with right now, but tonight he will have a chance to get back into a title race.

King-Let’s not forget the looming match with Daniel Bryan.

Kris Gaffney-He also has to worry about Bryan running into matches.

King-He probably could start making Wasabi like t-shirts “X amount of a days since I last got bashed”.

(The lights dim in the arena as Last Resort by Papa Roach blares from the PA system and fireworks explode around the screen before the lights come on showing the personification of extreme in the ring.)

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen. This contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, he stands at 6’1”, weighing in at 235 lbs, he is the Personification Of Extreme, SUICIDE!

JR-Suicide has proven to be a great talent.

King-What’s to be depressed about?

Kris Gaffney-Seemly a lot.

[Mastermind and Suicide stand in the middle of the ring as the bell rings. Mastermind and Suicide pace around the ring. They lock up, and Mastermind puts Suicide into a side head lock. Mastermind holds on the pressure. Suicide looks for a way out of the hold, and he pushes him into the ropes, he whips him to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, Mastermind hits a running shoulder block that knocks down Suicide. Suicide gets up to his feet. Suicide throws a wild fist to the face, Mastermind is able to easily duck under. Mastermind hooks on the Mind Controller, but before it can ttruly have an effect, he hits a jaw breaker that breaks the hold. Mastermind holds his jaw, Suicide runs towards Mastermind. Mastermind side steps him, and he throws him over the top rope, and he crashes hard on the floor around ring side, and Suicide is slow to get up to his feet with the help of the apron. Mastermind runs towards Suicide, and he connects with the face of Suicide with a baseball slide. This stumbles back Suicide to the barricade, it goes into the back of Suicide, and he face plants on the floor in a lot of pain. Mastermind picks up Suicide, and he throws him into the ring. Mastermind climbs up to the top rope. He waits for Suicide to get up to his feet. Mastermind connects with a double axe handle on Suicide that puts down Suicide. Mastermind quickly goes into the cover. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……….2…KICK OUT by Suicide. Mastermind stares down the ref, and he finally lets it go, and calls for the Mind Controller as he stalks around Suicide as Suicide tries to fight up to his feet after that last move.]

JR-Suicide might be in trouble here.

King-He was able to counter the last mind controller, but you think he can do it again?

Kris Gaffney-If he can…I think he should be renamed to…”man who can counter your finisher”.

King-That sounds so much more positive.

[Mastermind is about to lock on the Mind Controller. Suicide drops down on the floor, and he connects with a back kick as Mastermind tries to reach down towards Suicide. Mastermind stumbles backwards, and he falls into the corner. Suicide runs, and he connects with a splash in the corner. Suicide drops Mastermind into an inverted Russian leg sweep face first. Suicide falls down on his knee, and he thinks of his next move as he waits for Mastermind to get up to his feet. Mastermind staggers up to his feet, and he picks him up, and he drops him with a body slam perfectly placed in the corner. Suicide looks towards the corner as he is allowing the crowd to know what he’s about to do. Suicide goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope.]

JR-Suicide is going to take a chance.

King-He’s crazy.

Kris Gaffney-We know…

[Suicide is up to the top rope, but Mastermind is already up to his feet. He jumps off of the top rope, but Mastermind moves out of the way. Mastermind locks in the Mind control!! Suicide fights it…fights it….the ref checks his arm, and finally calls for the bell. Mastermind wins via submission!!]

JR-Suicide took a chance, and it did not pay off.

King-This won’t help much.

(“Ultimate Countdown” blasts on the PA system. Daniel Bryan walks out on the stage. Daniel Bryan nods his head. He does the “YES” taunt down to the ring, before entering the ring.)

JR-Like Mastermind, Daniel Bryan has a lot on his plate, not only does he have Mastermind to deal with, he also has a chance to get involved in a title race.

King-Mastermind was able to focus enough, we’ll see if Bryan can.

(“High Volume” blasts on the PA system. Kenny Omega walks out on the stage, he does his finger guns. He walks down to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Many people believed Kenny Omega was on his way to winning last weeks triple threat…that was until Christian got involved.

King-I guess he wants just one more match.

Kris Gaffney-Can we stop being assholes, and just give it to him?

[Daniel Bryan and Kenny Omega stand in the middle of the ring, they stare down each other. Daniel Bryan throws a kick to the ribs, Kenny Omega hits a fist, and Daniel Bryan answers with a fist. Kenny Omega goes for a fist to the face, but Daniel Bryan is able to duck under. He runs to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. He comes off of the ropes. Kenny Omega is able to hit a back elbow to the face that puts down Daniel Bryan down on the mat. Kenny Omega grabs Daniel Bryan, and he picks him up, and he takes a running head start, and he throws him hard into the steel cage. Daniel Bryan hits the cage face first, and stumbles backwards into the waiting arms of Kenny Omega who hits a german suplex with a bridge. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2…KICK OUT by Daniel Bryan. Kenny Omega picks him up once again, and he tries to pick him over his shoulder. Daniel Bryan is able to struggle out of the back of Kenny Omega. Daniel Bryan runs to the ropes, and Kenny Omega turns around, and he goes for a hip toss, Daniel Bryan counters with a monkey flip attempt. Kenny Omega blocks it, and he throws Daniel Bryan into the corner, and he hits hard into the corner. Kenny Omega runs towards the corner, runs up to the second turnbuckle, and he connects with a running knee to the chin that makes Daniel Bryan dazed enough to slump in the corner. Daniel Bryan is only being held up by the top turnbuckle. Kenny Omega looks up as he is considering escaping the cage.]

JR-Kenny Omega looks like he believes he has wore Daniel Bryan down enough so that he can escape the cage.

King-What could go wrong to try?

Kris Gaffney-Good point!

[Kenny Omega is climbing up to the top of the cage. He looks down, Christian is standing at the bottom daring him to come down, suddenly Daniel Bryan is able to surprise Kenny Omega with a punch to the ribs, he hooks him, and he drops him with a belly to back suplex off of the side of the cage. Both wrestlers are down on the mat. Christian leaves ring side laughing at Omega. Kenny Omega tries to push himself up to his feet, but falls back down. Daniel Bryan slowly rises up to his feet, Kenny Omega is on his knee’s. Daniel Bryan hits a kick to the chest (YES!) another kick (YES!) another kick (YES). Daniel Bryan backs up, and he measures up, and he kicks Kenny Omega. Kenny Omega falls down on the floor. Daniel Bryan starts to crawl towards the cage door, Daniel Bryan is about out, when the door closes on his face!! It’s Mastermind who did it. Mastermind stares at Daniel Bryan with hate.]

JR-Mastermind strikes Daniel Bryan once again.

King-Maybe we should check on Omega…you know how dangerous those kicks are.

Kris Gaffney-Especially if they are done by a lethal weapon.

[Kenny Omega is able to roll out of the cage door, and he hits the floor around ring side. The bell rings. Kenny Omega has won!!]

JR-Kenny Omega won via escape!!

King-But this is only going to make things between Bryan, and Mastermind worse.

Kris Gaffney-As if it couldn’t get any worse.

(“The Duck Song” Blasts over the loud speakers and out walks Jack Heyman wearing a pink button up suit with watermelon pin stripes and a mic in hand. He stands on top of the stage.)

JHeyman: Ladies and gentlemen my name is Jack Heyman and I am the advocate for the REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTED EXTREME CHAMPION! HE IS THE WATERMELON KINGPIN, standing at 6’2” weighing in at 205 lbs. He is WALTER MELON!

(Out walks Walter Melon from the back, Apple Juice Styles beside him. He finishes his last bite of a watermelon and tosses the last bit of it out into the crowd. He has the extreme championship around his waist, wearing Watermelon speedo and nothing else. They both begin their walk to the ring, but Walter motions for Jack Heyman to go back to the locker room, Heyman listens and Walter continues to the ring with AJ.)

Jr: These guys have been pretty ruthless since losing those tag titles.

King: Melonia should be out here.

KG: The Melon Gods have a plan guys, relax.

(“Fantastic Baby” by Big Bang blasts over the EMF loud speakers. First out from the back is Wade Wilson. He has both TV champion and one half of the tag team champions both strapped over one another as he skips out with palm palms in his hand. He has a mic strapped over his ear that comes around into his mouth.)

Wade: OHH YOU DIDN’T KNOW? YOUR ASS BETTER CALL SOMEBODYYYYYYYY!

(Wade Wilson begins shaking the palm palm’s as Logan Riley steps out from the curtain’s, he has the world title over one shoulder and tag title over the other. He looks at Wade and shakes his head, but can’t help but laugh. He stops atop of the ramp and holds both titles in the air before he begins his walk to the ring.)

Wade: It’s me, it’s me, the M-E-R-C. Rolling once again with that R-I-L-E-Y!

(Wade run’s and slides into the ring, Logan Riley walks up the steps, steps over the top rope and climbs the turnbuckle holding both titles into the air. Wade rubs the palm palms over his belts and begins humping the air.)

Jr: Talk about impressive. These two have the potential to hold those titles for a long time coming.

KG: Ofcourse, if that's what the Melon Gods want.

King: Let's hope not. Can't Melonia be world champion?

Wade: PARADISE, NEVADA! WE ABOUT TO KICK THAT SHITTY! Now, let’s see if we can make some noise up in this!.... Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages. Off Constantly proudly brings to you, it’s EMF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WOOOOORLD! THE MERC WITH A MOUTH, WADE WILSON. THE BAD ASS LOGAN RILEY, OFF CONSTANTLY! And the one representing us in this match, standing 5’10”, weighing 255 of pure adorableness. He is the world and one half tag team champion, none other than the Bad Ass himself, LOGAN RILEY!

(Riley once again holds his titles into the air. The teams stand in the center of the ring staring each other down. The ref gets between them, Wade Wilson laughs and steps out of the ring, Apple Juice does the same. Riley and Walter back into their corners and the ref calls for the bell.)

DING! DING! DING!

(The two circle the ring. They are about to lock hands, Walter reaches from behind him, pulls a grape and attempts to toss it at Riley's face, Riley swats it away with his left hand and knocks Walter with an uppercut causing him to stumble back. Riley throws a kick to Walter's body causing him to stumble back into the corner. Riley comes in and rips Walter to the body with a hook right to his ribs. Walter stumbles forward, Riley hooks his head and drops down with a DDT. Riley circles up to his feet, pulls Walter to his feet, grabs his arm and whips him into the ropes. On the return Riley lifts Walter, spins and drops him hard to the mat with a spinebuster. Staying down, Riley wraps up Walter's leg locking on a kneebar. Walter reaching at his leg, begins to try and crawl to the ropes. After some time Walter finally grabs a hold of the bottom rope. Riley holds on a bit longer and once he let's go Walter pulls himself out of the ring. Once outside he bends down grabbing his knee and then stands up bending it a few times. Logan Riley runs to the opposite rope, bounces off and on the return dives through the middle rope right as Walter turns around he catches an elbow right to his face causing him to stumble then fall right into the announcer table.)

Jr: BAH GAWD! Logan Riley has been adding to his repertoire, what athleticism shown by the big man.

KG: He should be thanking the Melon Gods, and Walter Melon for letting that happen.

King: I'm just waiting to see when Ashly Irvine pops up randomly...

(The ref begins the count as Riley gets up and stalks Walter Melon.)

Ref: ONE!

(Riley walks over, lifts Walter to his feet, grabs his arm and whips him hard into the barricade.)

Ref: TWO!

(Riley charges full speed, dives and spears Walter ard enough to cause the barricade to break and both men fall into the crowd.)

Ref: THREE!

(Walter grabbing at his back in pain, Riley pulls himself to his feet. Once up, Riley lunges forward smashing his foot into the face of Walter. Riley wraps up Walter's head and lifts him up. With both hands Riley flings Walter head first in ring post which cuts his forward wide open. Blood instantly begins pouring out.)

Ref: FOUR!

(Riley rolls into the ring and then back out to break the count. As he does this Apple Juice styles pulls out lemon juice and pours it onto Walter's gash which seems to wake Walter. Walter grabs the lemon and takes a bite as Apple juice helps him to his feet, Riley backs up and begins to sprint around the ring, he attempts a double clothesline, but Apple Juice dodges as Walter drops low and hooks Rileys legs with his own causing Riley to fall to the ground.)

Ref: ONE!

Jr: Seems that lemon juice gave Walter some energy.

King: Odd doesnt even begin to describe these guys, but I love it!

KG: I love the Melon Gods.

(Both Riley and Walter pull themselves to their feet. Walter up first slides into the ring, and gets the ref to turn by asking him to stay in the ring. Still holding the lemon, Apple Juice comes from behind Logan and as he turns he squirts the lemon right into Riley's eyes and then AJ slides Riley into the ring. Wade sprints around the ring, once close enough he leaps up and hits Apple Juice with a hard dropkick sending him crashing to the ground and the lemon flying into the air into the crowd. Riley unable to see grabbing at his eyes as Walter rushes forward and hits Riley with a superkick causing him to fling back into the turnbuckle and then drop to the mat. Walter picks up Riley and attempts to fling him into the ropes, somehow still unable to see Riley manages to reverse it and fling Walter into the ropes. Riley fighting to open his eyes, on the return Walter hits Riley with a slingblade. He wipes blood from his eyes, smiles and climbs the turnbuckle. Once ontop he pulls a grape from his trunks and eats it. He leaps off of the top rope hitting Riley with a FRUIT SMASH! and then falls into cover Riley.)

Ref: ONE!..... TWO!..... THHHRRRRR (Kickout!)

Jr: Logan Riley showing why he's world champion.

KG: OR, the Melon Gods giving him these powers.

King: Why? Where is Melonia, this would never happen with her out here.

(Walter Melon in shock smacks the mat. He stands up and stalks the ref. The ref backed into the corner pleas with Walter. Walter holds up 3 fingers and smacks his hands three times. Meantime Riley turns to his stomach and begins to attempt to get to his feet. On his hands and knees, Walter turns and sprints at him. Once close enough he drives his knee so hard into the cheek of Riley which opens up a cut and sends Riley rolling out of the ring. Riley on his feet stumbles into the announce table and uses that to keep him on his feet. Walter grabs the top rope, pulls back then leaps up putting both feet on the top rope and speingboarding himself towards Riley with a cross body, but Riley manages to dodge the attack and it causes Walter to crash through the announce table himself and roll to the feet of the announcers.)

Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

Jr: Did you see that!? Walter's high risk didnt pay off.

King: No Jr. It only happened literally at our feet, but I didn't see it.

KG: Melon Gods gave him wings, too bad it was into this table and not Riley.

Ref: ONE!..... TWO!.....

(Riley catching his breath walks over and grabs Walter by the foot and begins to drag him.)

Ref: THREE!

(Riley lifts Walter up, grabs him by the body and tosses him into the ring easily. Riley slides in and covers him.)

Ref: ONE!..... TWO!.... THHH (KICKOUT!)

Jr: Bah Gawd! What toughness shown by both of these competitors. They are fighting off of instinct alone.

KG: Not today Logan Riley!

King: What's Apple Juice looking for under the ring?

(Apple Juice styles is searching under the ring. He sees a green thing which looks to be a watermelon. As he slides it out the green thing opens up and its shown to be Ashley Irvine, Apple juice Styles stands up surprised, Ashley stands up with her faces painted as a watermelon and yells "WATERMELON!" And jumps over the barricade into the crowd.

Jr: What did we just witness?

KG: A running watermelon? I didnt know that was possible. These Melon Gods are awesome, glad I converted to Melonism.

King: Told you it was coming folks.

(Apple Juice not sure what happened, smiles and goes under the ring again. This time pulls out an actual watermelon. He keeps it by his feet and in the ring Riley stands up. He rushes to the ropes, bounces off and on the return drops an elbow to the chest of Walter. Logan Riley gets up he pulls Walter to his feet and whips him into the corner. Riley charges at Walter, once close enough Walter moves aside, Riley slides under the bottom rope to the outside of the ring and as he circles the ring post he is met with a watermelon to the face by apple juice styles that shatters upon impact and drops Riley to the ground. The ref calls for the bell.)

DING! DING! DING!

Announcer: And here is your winner, by disqualification, LOGAN RILEY!

Jr: COME ON! Such a great match and its ruined by a watermelon.

KG: No, ruined and watermelon are two words that never go together Jr.

King: Does this mean we aren't going to see Melonia?

(Walter stumbles and slides out of the ring. He and Apple Juice begin to assault Logan Riley on the outside. All of a sudden out of nowhere Wade Wilson comes flipping out of the ring straight ontop of Walter and Apple Juice. The mini brawl continues as Shockwave goes off air.)