(The EMF logo flashes on the screen)

JR-Tonight the EMF comes to you live from Memphis, Tennessee. Welcome to Saturday Shockwave. I’m joined by Jerry “the King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney. Tonight we are in the home of the King. King tonight we have quite the main event.

King-A while ago BWO superstar the Jokester appeared in a Wade vs. Walter match, now we will have a triple threat.

Kris Gaffney-Including we will decide some contenderships tonight.

JR-Let’s get right to it.

(The crowd starts to build. "Never gonna give you up" blasts on the PA system. The crowd lets out a boo as out from the back steps "The Troll" Lexi Bitch with the BWO Next in Line brief case. She laugh's as she makes comments to all the stupid people of Memphis, Tennessee. To which there is no shortage of. As Lexi gets down to ring side, she even gets under the skin of some overweight, hog of a woman, who tries to go over the barricade. Lexi comments that if she could climb over the barricade without being winded, she'd be worried, but she can't, so she's not. The woman has to be held back from even trying it. Lexi Bitch stands on the apron, she holds up the next in line brief case. She steps inside of the ring. She grabs a microphone.)

.::Lexi Bitch::.-What fame will do to you. It brings everyone out of the woodwork, because they wish they had what I have. I got a bunch of costumed freaks looking to step into my spotlight. Can't say I blame them, let's look at the worst of the worst of them. If I look like that ugly, disgusting, hideous monster, I'd want to kill myself. And that guy she manages known as the Wretched Nobody isn't all that great looking either. HaHa! But they all have one thing in common. In some way or another, they are all believers of some sort of higher power. Well, if they are worried about some fairy tail come true to smite them if they don't do the right thing, then I'll tell each, and everyone of you some good news. Because you're right, there is a power coming to strike you down. But they don't live on a cloud, they don't hide in a shadow. That power is right in this ring right now. Someone in this new group with the Wretched Nobody wants a piece of me? Who doesn't. So come out, come out where ever you are. Because I'm more than happy to send you back to whatever halloween party each of you crawled out of, far more hideous then you were before you tried me.

The arena lights flicker and suddenly everything falls under a deep blanket of darkness. There is a single spotlight beaming to life in the middle of the ring, revealing an old, battered, Victorian music box. The top pops open revealing a tiny Voice from the Shadows - the ratchet lever on the music box begins to spin along with the figurine and we all hear the gentle sounds of a music box eerily creep throughout the cold arena air that grows more ominous with every dainty pluck of pins and teeth, leaving us in the pitch of blackness, gripped by the callous, talon-clawed hands of fear as Lux Aeterna Tenebrosi Stellata plays. Lexi strains to see through the dark as we see the silhouette of a small woman walking out onto the ramp. She makes her way down the aisle as smoke crawls across the canvas surrounding everyone in the ring, at ringside and into the audience. The music box stops playing and the lights come back up revealing the figure to be none other than EMF's Grace Brutal just as she gets to the stairs and enters the ring smiling at a befuddled Lexi Bitch.

::Grace Brutal:: Oh Hey, boo boo… I figured you should know who I am since you have my fucking name on your tongue, you insolent whore… In case your obvious learning disabilities have proven to insurmountable for you; I Will Speak Slowly for You… you dumb cunt.

You talk about us as if we are interested in you - and all you are is the shitty bag of flesh in the way of us taking what you have.

.::"The Troll" Lexi Bitch::.-Probably a good reason why I have things you don't. It's called talent. Try telling your group to grow some.

::Grace Brutal:: SO, so, sooooo true.

The arena lights flicker and Lexi steps back to keep a keen eye out for interlopers.

::Grace Brutal:: This isn't the Halloween Party you think it is, Sugartits… no one would want you at their party anyways, you fucking suck as a human being. Oh and speaking of Halloween… you don't need candy you need Breath mints - Don't look at me like that. They are a thing you need to look into. Though chronic halitosis isn't the only thing you should worry about… Is it?

No… There is a Martyr for our Cause… and I really do hope that you waste your time wondering if you know who it is, or if I am bringing something altogether worse to come get you - OR… maybe I'll just come back to BWO for Collision and kick your sorry flat ass my own damn self!

The Voice from the Shadows has laid out the challenge - You versus One of Us… accept it, or don't… We are coming to take everything away from you. So come on… You've had a hard day, you learned a lot about oral hygiene, you stumbled your way through a promo that begs for a Titanic overhaul. It's been a rough go, and I mean - like your face rough. Why don't you try to come out on top? Just show up and we'll see if your in-ring is as dangerous as your exhale.

.::"The Troll" Lexi Bitch::.-Learning disabilities huh? I sure feel dumber after hearing you ramble on. The sad thing I'm not even surprised. Some people throw obscenities because someone gets under their skin. In most cases it's exactly what I love to hear, because it's then that I know I own someone's soul. You on the other hand, not so much, because I know I didn't do this. This is just who Grace Brutal is. She's on the other side of the spectrum, dumb bitch brain is too small to do anything else but to use swears, because if we removed them from her vocabulary, she'd become a mute. Dumb bitch. What a joke you are. In fact, what a joke your little stables freaks are. But you were so nice to teach me about oral hygiene. I'll teach you something else. You don't have to compare my breath to know how dangerous I am. Which by the way, would mean I wouldn't be so dangerous, because my breath is perfection. But all you need to do is look at what I've done in a small little bit of time in this ring. Look at every woman that stepped against me. They all left this ring a complete mess. Ask them all. Ask Bell Debios, if you can find her ass, you probably won't. Know that the very reason you can't find her is because of me. I did that to her. Realize that none of your fuckers want a piece of this, I think you're barking up the wrong tree. Considering you are the only female in the group, and you only got one use.....that's scaring Wretches opponents with your mere presence of your face on the outside. I see why he's the world champion. If I was up against him, I couldn't take my eyes off your face either. It's like a car accident that god made. It's so horrible. I don't think you know who the hell you are talking to, bitch. You got a martyr for your cause? Nice name, because whoever she is, she certainly will be completely obliterated going up against me.

::Grace Brutal:: Oh, Bitch… the only way you could feel dumber is if you masturbated. You aren't under my skin, I just swear a lot - and I don't like you, or your stupid face. And you can own my soul like you could own a unicorn, Santa Claus, or the sex appeal of your janky snatch - you just can't own something that doesn't exist.

I'm not asking anybody anything about you because I REALLY just don't care about you at all. You are right about one thing - I could drop you into the rapist wing of a maximum security prison… And there ain't no one who wants a piece of all your…. Rancid goodies. Seriously, I thought your breath was bad but now that you've taken a couple of steps around, you need some Listerine strips for your other lips too. And ... if you really want to meet The EMF Heavyweight Champion The Wretched Nobody you just have to say his name three times like..... Well, actually like you just did.

(Grace winks at Lexi and the arena lights flicker then go out, Lexi is left alone in the ring with a spotlight on her looking around for the monster. Another spotlight appears on the entrance ramp where Grace sarcastically blows Lexi a kiss that she turns into flipping her off as Grace giggles and walks backstage. Lexi smirks, holds up the the next in line brief case. Obviously Grace was only interesting in appealing to the crowd, because she had just spoke their language...moron. She leaves the ring talking trash to the crowd as she disappears to the backstage area.)

(“The Duck song” blasts on the PA system. Kenny Omegrape walks out on the stage. He throws grapes towards the crowd. He enters the ring.)

JR-Last week the Melon Club striked back.

King-Which was due to the Melon Gods.

Kris Gaffney-Always something…

Country by upchurch starts playing over the arena. the lights dim and a spotlight shines down on Demun Braddok. He starts his way to the ring looking straight forward. He climbs up onto the ring and enters. He walks to a corner and stands.

JR-Demun Braddok has been impressive.

King-Likely not due to the Melon Gods.

Kris Gaffney-Probably not.

(The intro for Alien Angel plays as the lights dim, with two spot lights on the stage. No one comes out….after a few moments the ref signals for the match to begin.)

JR-Where is Tre Misanthrope.

King-Good question, but you probably asked for stupid reasons, so I still hate you JR!

[Kenny Omegrape and Demun Braddok look at the ref. The ref makes the signal for the bell to ring. Kenny Omegrape hits a fist, and he hits a knee to the gut that doubles over Demun Braddok. Demun gets whipped to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. He hits a one man flap jack that sends him flying down on the mat. He is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Kenny Omegrape hits a kick to the gut, and he hooks him into a vertical suplex position, and he hits a vertical suplex. Kenny OMegrape gets up to his feet, and he runs to the ropes, and he connects with a diving elbow drop to the face of Demun Braddok. Kenny Omegrape goes into the cover on Demun Braddok. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2……KICK OUT by Demun Braddok.]

King-You know that the match wasn’t meant to end there.

Kris Gaffney-At what point do the Melon Gods just forsake people.

King-At the point you’re using Tony Ikeda brand of fruit.

[Kenny Omegrape picks up Braddok, and he lifts him up on his shoulders Braddok struggles behind Kenny OMegrape. Braddok waits for Kenny Omegrape to turn around, and he hooks him, and he hits a t-bone suplex that sends him flying across the ring, and he lands down on the mat. Braddok Demun waits for Kenny Omegrape to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. He hits a few fists to the face of Kenny Omegrape face. Kenny Omegrape stumbles backwards. He whips him to the ropes, and Braddok lowers his head. Kenny Omegrape goes flying through the air as Demun Braddok hits a back body drop that sends him flying through the air, and he crashes down on the mat. Demun lifts up Kenny Omegrape, he throws him into corner, and he hits a few shoulder blocks. Demun hooks Kenny, and he hits a hip toss that sends him flying through the air. Kenny’s boot hits the ref. The ref goes down on the mat.]

JR-The ref is down.

King-To the shock of no one.

Kris Gaffney-We really need to hire stronger ref’s…

[Kenny Omegrape gets picked up by Braddok. Kenny Omegrape hits a jaw breaker. He hits a running ezuguri to the side of the head. Kenny Omegrape hits a super kick that puts down Braddok. Kenny Omegrape gets up, but out of no where Tre Misanthrope slides into the ring, and he attacks Kenny Omgrape with a clothesline that takes them both over the top rope. Tre and Kenny Omegrape fight up the ramp way. They start fighting on side of the stage. Kenny Omegrape has a chair, Kenny hits a chair shot to the head of Tre. He rests, and he goes for another one, but Tre kicks it back into the face of Kenny Omegrape. He stumbles backwards, and falls. From out of the back appears Grace Brutal. She has a hallowed out watermelon which she smashes over Kenny’s head. Wretch walks out of the back, he stares down Kenny who is trying to get up to his feet. He runs towards Kenny, and he smashes the watermelon with the trephination. Making Kenny fall to the backstage curtain, and he appears from sight. Wretch, Tre, and Grace leave the arena. Inside of the ring the ref is slowly getting up to his feet. Not knowing what went on, and not seeing Kenny he starts to count…until he gets to 10. The ref calls for the bell. Demun Braddok wins via count out.]

JR-I don’t think the ref knows what just happened there.

King-All I know is Kenny got kicked into next week.

(“Ultimate Countdown” blasts on the PA system. Daniel Bryan walks out on the stage. He nods his head, and he does the “YES” chant down to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Daniel Bryan is a former TV champion, John Mosely is looking to get back to where he was, then this would be a good start.

King-But I doubt Daniel Bryan is going to be willing to let that happen.

Kris Gaffney-Not without a fight.

An erie whistling begins as The Cleaner walks from the back. Slowly walking to the ring with his hands in his pockets about half way down whistling stops and the Theme "Walking Dead" starts up entering the ring John walks to the corner and sits in it (Via Raven).

JR-John Mosely has shown promise, especially as a tag team wrestler.

King-Is this where I say over and over their a great team?

Kris Gaffney-No…who do they think they are? Road Dogg and X-Pac?

King-Definitely not…

[John Mosely and Daniel Bryan stand in the middle of the ring. They talk trash, and John Mosely takes a shot at Daniel Bryan face. Daniel Bryan ducks under, and he kicks John Mosely in the ribs. John Mosely staggers backwards. Daniel Bryan hits a few forearm shots to the face that knocks him backwards into the ropes. Daniel Bryan whips John Mosely ot the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes, and he connects with a flying leg lariat. John MOsely hits the mat, and he slowly gets up to his feet, and picks up John Mosely by the hair, and he drops him with a body slam. Daniel Bryan backs up into the ropes, he comes off of the ropes, and he connects with a diving head butt that connects to the shoulder of John Mosely, and Daniel Bryan quickly goes into the cover. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2…KICK OUT by John Mosely. Daniel Bryan pushes John Mosely down, and he hits a knee drop into the arm, and then another one. Daniel Bryan holds on the pressure on John Mosely with an arm bar. Daniel Bryan holds him, and John Mosely is slow to get up to his feet. He looks for a way out of the hold. He backs up Daniel Bryan, and whips Daniel Bryan off of the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. Daniel Bryan ducks under, John Mosely turns around, and Daniel Bryan tries to take down John Mosely with an arm bar take down.]

JR-Daniel Bryan might be looking to lock on the No Lock.

King-If he does, this could be over.

Kris Gaffney-If you’d allow him to lock on the lock, then yeah.

[John Mosely fights it, and he throws Daniel Bryan off, and he picks him up, and he drops him with a spine buster that puts him down on the mat. Daniel Bryan and John Mosely are down on the mat. They slowly fight up to their feet. Daniel Bryan staggers towards him. John Mosely picks up, and he drops him on the top rope. John Mosely, and he hits a kick to the gut, and he kicks him in the gut. Daniel Bryan hooks him, and he drops him with a fisherman suplex. The ref counts 1……………2…………..KICK OUT by Daniel Bryan!!]

JR-Almost three.

King-Guess Mosely isn’t perfect.

Kris Gaffney-Who is?

[John Mosely picks up Daniel Bryan, and he puts him over his shoulder, but he is able to fight out of the back. John Mosely turns around around into the running knee by Daniel Bryan. Mosely goes down. Daniel Bryan goes into the cover on Mosely. The ref counts 1…………….2………….3!!]

JR-Daniel Bryan gets the victory with the running knee.

As the lights turn red and orange, the opening to “Lola Montez” plays. After the first drop, she enters to the stage, twirling twice before posing. She makes her way down to the ring, slapping every outreached hand along the way before enrolling underneath the bottom rope, moving towards the furthest corner and pointing towards the audience, blowing them a kiss before hopping down.

JR-Amy Rose got a win last week, but it wasn’t quite what she wanted.

King-Hey…at least it wasn’t a tie.

Kris Gaffney-Arizona Cardinals know all about that.

(“” blasts on the PA system. Mandy Rose walks out on the stage. She steps inside of the ring, and waits for the bell.)

JR-Mandy Rose by the way is no relation to Amy Rose.

King-That’s a lie, and you know it JR!

Kris Gaffney-I’m sure you’re going to run with that..

[Amy Rose and Mandy Rose pace around the ring. They lock up, and Amy Rose is able to go behind Mandy Rose, and she puts her into a hammer lock. She puts her into a side head lock. Mandy Rose looks for a way out of the hold, and she backs her up into the ropes. She whips her off of the ropes. Amy Rose hits a arm drag that sends Mandy Rose across the ring, and she gets up to her feet, and she gets hit with a running clothesline by Amy Rose, and she picks up Mandy Rose, and she hooks her into a vertical suplex. She hits a quick snap suplex. Amy Rose runs to the ropes, and she comes off of the ropes, she jumps in the air, and she comes down on Mandy Rose with a high elbow drop that lands on her, and she quickly goes into the cover on Mandy Rose. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2…KICK OUT by Mandy Rose. Mandy Rose gets picked up by Amy Rose, and she gets hit with a knee into the face, and then another one. Amy Rose whips Mandy Rose to the ropes, and she bounces off of the ropes. She lifts her up, and drops her with a back breaker on Mandy Rose. She backs up into the corner, and she pulls herself up into the second rope.]

JR-Mandy Rose is in trouble.

King-What a family feud.

Kris Gaffney-Even though their not related.

[Amy Rose jumps off for a flying elbow drop Mandy Rose crashes down on the mat. Both wrestlers are down on the mat. Amy Rose is getting up to her knee’s, but Mandy Rose is able to get up to her feet quickly, she front face locks Amy Rose’s. She hooks Amy Rose, and she hits a snap DDT from the kneeling position. Both wrestlers are down on the mat.]

JR-Mandy Rose might have bought herself sometime to recover.

King-I’m sure she’s hoping for more than that JR.

Kris Gaffney-Amy Rose can’t be a fan of this.

[Mandy Rose goes to the outside of the ring, and she climbs up to the top rope. Amy Rose jumps on the top rope as Mandy tries to steady herself. Mandy falls down on the top. Mandy Rose gets hooked, and Amy Rose connects with the thorn. Amy Rose brings Mandy away from the ropes. Amy goes into the cover on Mandy. The ref counts 1………….2…………3!!!]

JR-Amy Rose gets her first pinfall win.

King-That’s no way to treat your sister.

Kris Gaffney-*sigh*

Lights in the arena go dark. when the lights come back on LA J is in the center ring with a spot light on her. As Amazing starts playing The Arena flashes black and white lights and Bad Boy appears at the top of the ramp. As he walks down the ramp the ring post have black and white smoke. As he gets to the ring he jumps into the ring lifting LA J and sits her outside the ring and climbs the rope to a corner and sits until his opponent hits the ring.

JR-We once again welcome LA J to the table.

LA J-So what is up with this Professor guy?

King- I haven’t really figured him out yet.

Kris Gaffney-I don’t care enough right now to care.

(“Professor Peter theme” blasts on the PA system. Professor Peter walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-This is the debut of Professor Peter.

King-I don’t like this, this is handicap match!

LA J-What?

Kris Gaffney-Talking about Dewey Hanover

[“Primetime” Bad Boy and Professor Peter stand in the middle of the ring. “Primetime” Bad Boy throws a fist to the face that connects to Professor Peter. This makes him stumble backwards, and he ducks under. He turns towards Professor Peter, and he hits a standing drop kick that knocks him backwards. He staggers backwards Professor Peter hooks him, and puts him into a small package. The ref counts 1…………..KICK OUT by “Primetime” Bad Boy. Professor Peter gets up to his feet. Primetime Bad Boy goes for a kick to go for a bad boy stunner, but he is spun around, and he hooks him, and he gets dropped with a belly to back suplex by Professor Peter. With Primetime Bad Boy down on the mat, he hits a few stomps on the downed “Primetime” Bad Boy. “Primetime” Bad Boy gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. He staggers up into the corner, and Professor Peter closes the gap between him, and “Primetime” Bad Boy gets set up, and he hits a knife edge chop to the chest. He’s in a lot of pain as he tries to fall out of the corner, but Professor Peter pushes him into the corner, and he hits a few forearm shots to the face before bringing him out of the corner, and he whips him to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. He hits a one man flap jack that sends him flying towards the mat. Before he can get up Professor Peter is able to hit a quick sock drop, but before he can continue his attack “Primetime” Bad Boy rolls out of the ring.]

JR-Good move by “Primetime” Bad Boy.

King-We’ll see if it does anything.

LA J-Of course it will, because we are epic.

Kris Gaffney-Somehow I knew she was going to say that.

[Professor Peter goes over to the ropes, and he tries to pull Bad Boy up to his feet, but Bad Boy is able to counter with a hang man that makes him stumble backwards. Professor Peter tries to recover, but Bad Boy had already climbed up to the top rope, and he measures up, and he jumps off of the top rope. He connects with a flying cross body block off of the top rope. “Primetime” Bad Boy holds down Professor Peter for a cover, the ref counts 1………………….2………………….KICK OUT by Professor Peter. Both wrestlers get up, but Bad Boy is able to get up a bit faster, and drops Professor Peter with a reverse neck breaker.]

JR-Bad Boy might be able to take advantage here.

King-First he needs to get up.

LA J-I’m watching the interference….

[Professor Peter is slow to get up to his feet. Professor Peter gets kicked in the gut. Bad Boy goes for the Bad Boy stunner, but it’s countered with a 3.0 inverted back breaker. Professor Peter hooks Bad Boy with the Pumpkin Eater. Bad Boy fights it, and finally taps out. Professor Peter wins via submission!!]

JR-Professor Peter was able to counter the Bad Boy stunner to lock on the Pumpkin Eater for the win.

King-Not Epic!

Lights drop and the screen displays the foot of wide stone steps. As the opening chords play the shot pans up to show several steps and then Roman pillars in front of a villa style home from ancient Rome. As the song kicks into high gear with a scream the lights flash back on in the arena and the home on the screen in replaced by the words THE HOUSE OF BOTIATUS in his signature electric blue lettering and he emerges from back. He walks straight to the ring but he plays to the crowd the entire way blowing kisses and soaking in the adulation. He walks to the rings camera side and hops onto the apron walking over to the corner where he ascends until he's kneeling with one foot is on the oversized ring post the other is on the top turnbuckle. He looks down to his left and points to the announce table. As the song kicks into it's hook the arena goes black again and a spotlight comes on Botiatus now standing. He soaks in the crowd in his signature pose. The lights return once again after the hook ends

JR-Next is a one on one match of the two that will face Walter Melon for the IC championship.

King-Were entering HOB JR!! Whatever that is.

Kris Gaffney-I think I found someone to explain these house rules.

The Black Dahlia Murder - Reciept plays over the arena speakers. The crowd anxiously anticipates the entrance of Atticus Chambers as the fog machines spew fog at the entrance but are surprised to find half a dozen state police and several federal agents entering the arena via the ramp. They crowd the entrance with nightsticks and handcuffs ready as they also anxiously anticipate the arrival of Atticus. Then suddenly the lights of the arena kick off with a thud from the main breaker. The arena blanketed in darkness and infected by an ocean like whisper from the crowd. Cellphones and lights illuminate sporadically through the arena, though not providing sufficient lighting, create an ambient aura. The lights turn on just in time to see Atticus descending from the rafters by a black rope and land in the ring ready to rage war. The crowd cheers at the unexpected entrance.

JR-Atticus Chambers already has championship success.

King-Randy Orton and Batista agree

Kris Gaffney-No idea what they have to do with anything, but ok.

[Botiatus and Atticus Chambers stand in the middle of the ring. The two talk trash. Botiatus takes the first swing. Atticus Chambers hits a kick to the ribs. Botiatus is able to catch the second attempt, and then he goes for, and connects with a kick to the side of the head that dazesBotiatus. Botiatus stumbles backwards. Botiatus gets hit with a kick to the gut that doubles him over. He tries to whip him to the ropes, and it’s reversed by Botiatus bounces off of the ropes. Atticus Chambers bounces off of the ropes, he jumps in the air, and he connects with a flying forearm shot to the face that knocks Botiatus backwards, and he falls through the ropes out of the ring. He smashes into the mat around ring side. Atticus Chambers takes a few moments to rest up, allowing Botiatus to get up to his feet, and he sling shots himself over the top rope into a cross body block. Atticus Chambers hits a few fists to the downed Botiatus, he brings him up to his feet, and he tries to whip him to the ring steps, but that also gets reversed. Atticus Chambers jumps on the steps, and he turns around. Botiatus runs towards him, Atticus Cahmbers counters with a front drop kick that puts down Botiatus. Atticus Chambers throws Botiatus into the ring. Atticus Chambers steps inside of the ring, and he waits for Botiatus to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet, he picks up Botiatus, and he drops him with a falling slam on Botiatus. Atticus Chambers goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope. He jumps off of the top turnbuckle for the Faith Fall, but Botiatus moves out of the way.]

JR-Botiatus might have found an opening.

King-Good, because it’s against house rules for the match to end then.

[Atticus Chambers is slow to get up to his feet stunned from the missed move, and he gets up to his feet. Botaitus hits a short arm clothesline that knocks down Atticus Chambers. Atticus Chambers gets picked up by Botiatus, and he whips him to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. He throws him in the air, and he crashes down on the mat face first as Botiatus spikes him as he goes down on the mat. Atticus Chambers goes face first into the mat. He is slow to get up to his feet dazed, and Botiatus connects with a running boot to the face of Atticus Chambers. He goes down on the mat. Atticus Chambers seems out of it. Botiatus goes into the cover on Atticus Chambers. The ref counts 1…………..2..KICK OUT by Botiatus. Atticus Chambers and Botiatus is down on the mat. Botiatus gets up to his feet. Atticus Chambers gets picked up by Botiatus on his shoulders, he connects with a gut buster that connects to Atticus Chambers. Atticus Chambers is down on the mat, and Botiatus takes a few moments to rest up. He takes a few moments to rest up. Both wrestlers are up, Botiatus takes Atticus Chambers with the HOB leg drop. Once again Botiatus goes into the cover on Atticus Chamber. The ref slides into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………………….2…………………..Atticus Chambers is able to roll up the shoulder before the three count.]

JR-Atticus Chambers kicks out before the three count.

King-Neither want to lose…

Kris Gaffney-Wait until both go for the IC championship.

[Botiatus picks up Atticus Chambers, and he hits a forearm shot to the head, and then another one. He tries to whip him to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Botiatus lowers his head, Atticus Chambers is able to flip for a sunset flip. Botiatus fights to keep his balanace Atticus Chambers kicks up his leg. But Botiatus is able hook his leg putting Atticus Chambers into a pinning combination. The ref counts 1………..2……..Atticus Chambers counters bringing Botiatus into a stacked pinning combination. Atticus flips over into a jack knife cover. The ref counts 1………………..2………………..3!!]

JR-Atticus counters the pin combination, and gets out of here with the victory.

King-As difficult as that was, I’m sure that the Pay Per View won’t be any easier.

Lights go black and the arena fills with red smoke. Suddenly, Lamb of God- “Another Nail For Your Coffin” begins to blare throughout the entire arena and a red strobe begins to flash. There is an explosion atop of the ramp and a ring of fire begins to blaze. In the center of the fire a platform raises and on the platform stands “The Gravedigger” he wears a Jason type mask with his arms in an X over his own chest. He slowly looks up when the platform stops and he looks out towards the crowd and then to the ring. The Gravedigger steps right through the blazing flames and begins to head down the ramp, grabs the top rope and pulls himself to the ring apron. Gravedigger slingshots himself over the top rope, flips in the air and rolls on the mat landing in the center of the ring with his legs crossed. Turning his head looking around he slips his mask off, slides it to the side of the ring and kip-ups to his feet. He walks to his corner, bends down with his hands on the mat as he waits for the match to begin.

JR-Max Jackson has risen up the ranks, and is close to a TV title shot.

King-He has one more hurl to go over.

Kris Gaffney-Or can as it was…

Rob Lawson walks down isle, wearing camo cargo shorts and army green boots, staring down his opponent the entire walk. Climbs up the stairs, grans the top turnbuckle, and jumps up, sitting on the top turnbuckle until the match begins.

JR-Rob Lawson has been equally as impressive.

King-Can the law defeat the monster truck?

Kris Gaffney-Always wondered that…

[Max Jackson and “Rambo” Rob Lawson pace around the ring. They lock up, and they fight for position. Max Jackson pushes him backwards. “Gravedigger” Max Jackson goes for a clothesline, but it’s ducked under by “Rambo” Rob Lawson, and he runs to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes, and he hits a flying shoulder block, and he waits for Max Jackson to get up to his feet. “Gravedigger” Max Jackson goes for a fist to the face, and he ducks under, and he lifts him up, and he hits a spinning high slam. “Rambo Rob Lawson backs up into the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. He drops a leg drop on Max Jackson. “Rambo” Rob Lawson goes into the cover on “Gravedigger” Max Jackson. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2…….Max Jackson kicks out. “Rambo” Rob Lawson takes his time to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet, he see’s that “Gravedigger” Max Jackson has gotten up into the corner. “Rambo” Rob Lawson puts his leg on the second rope, and he connects with a few kicks to the leg, and he hooks Max Jackson’s leg, and he connects with a leg whip that sends him flying towards the middle of the ring. Rob Lawson hits a knee into the inner part of the leg, and he stands up, and he drops another one. Rob Lawson hooks him, and he drops him with a figure four leg lock on Max Jackson. Max Jackson is in a lot of pain as he finally puts on the shoulders. The ref counts 1………………………2…………………….Max Jackson raises the shoulders.]

JR-Max Jackson is going to have to figure out a way to make a come back.

King-Maybe crush some more cars.

Kris Gaffney-That always helps!

[Max Jackson is able to counter the figure four by turning the move over, and now the move is reversed. “Rambo” Rob Lawson is in a lot of pain, and he breaks the hold Both wrestlers go towards different directions of the ring. Max Jackson pulls himself up on the apron. “Rambo” Rob Lawson runs towards Max Jackson, and he connects with a drop toe hold that sends Rob Lawson into the ropes. Max Jackson waits for Rob Lawson who gets up to his feet stunned. Rob Lawson gets hooked by Max Jackson, and he hits a release german suplex that sends him flying backwards, and he hits hard into the mat. Max Jackson takes a few moments to rest up as he considers what his next move is as he watches Rob Lawson trying to pull himself up off of the mat after that release german suplex.]

JR-Max Jackson might have turned the tide of this match right there.

King-He certainly bought himself sometime.

Kris Gaffney-But will it be enough.

[Rob Lawson gets pulled up to his feet. Max Jackson tries to whip him to the ropes, but it’s reversed. Rob taps his forearms signaling for his finisher, and connects with the lawbreaker as the crowd chants “your guilty! Your guilty!! Your Guilty!!” Rob Lawson goes into the cover on Max Jackson. The ref counts 1………….2………..3!!]

JR-Rob Lawson saw the opening, he took it, and won this match.

(Lights go black and a single light flashes where Harley Sinn walks out from the back. She has her BWO Womens championship around her waist and she is holding a red balloon on a string. She stops center stage and smiles. Harley pulls the balloon down and pops it. As soon as the balloon pops the arena goes black and "Frank Sinatra "Smile" blasts over the PA system. Lights begin to flash red and Jack Napier is seen walking out with his Tag Team Championship and World Championship draped over each shoulder. He grabs Harley by the hand and kisses it. He whispers something to Harley and the two begin to laugh. Harley walks to the back, comes back out pushing a huge barrel that’s filled with weapons. Standing beside one another the two begin their walk to the ring.)

Annoucner: Ladies and gentleman. This is a hardcore match. Scheduled for one fall. Introducing first. Weighing in at 185lbs standing 6’1” he is one half of the BWO Tag Team Champions and the BWO World Champion. The God Of Laughter, JOKESTER!

JR: Man, this is one creepy guy. But he’s proven he is an incredible athlete over in the BWO.

KG: Yeah, The Melon Gods have been kind to him.

King: This guy even creeps me out, but I LOVE Harley Sinn!

(Jokester grabs the barrel and throws it up over the top rope into the ring. When inside the ring The Jokester pulls a gun out, points it out towards the stage and pulls the trigger, and a flag that says "BANG" pops out. He and Harley laugh hysterically. Jokester hands the gun to Harley, bends down picking up a kendo stick. He smiles as he backs into his corner with the stick and wait for the match to begin.)

(The lights go completely black. The light flash and into the ring with an image of a Watermelon as "The Duck Song" blasts through the arena. Out from the back steps Jack Heyman.)

JHeyman: Ladies and gentlemen my name is Jack Heyman and I am the advocate for the REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTED INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION! HE IS THE WATERMELON KINGPIN, standing at 6’2” weighing in at 205 lbs. He is WALTER MELON!

(From the back steps Walter Melon, already in his Watermelon speedo ready to go, IC champion on his shoulder Walter holds the IC Champion in the air as he points to the ring and puts his thumb in the down direction holding it there for a little. He is sporting Watermelon War paint and he smashes his fist into his chest. He turns to face Jack Heyman, Jack feeds him a piece of watermelon and then Walter tells him to go to the back. Walter then turns back to the ring and begins his walk.)

JR: As hard as it is to like a man like Walter Melon, he is one of the best and toughest in the game.

King: That’s because of the Melon Gods!

KG: One of the toughest? Let’s be real here, he IS the toughest!

('X Gonna Give It To Ya'- DMX blasts over the loud speakers. Out from the back comes Paige.)

Paige: Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Paige and I am the girlfriend to the REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTED EXTREME CHAMPION AND ONE HALF OF THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS! He IS THE MERC WITH A MOUTH, standing 6’2” weighing in at 210 lbs. He is WADE WILSON!

(From the back steps Wade Wilson with no shirt and the Extreme championship around his waist and Tag Team championship draped over his shoulder. He has a watermelon he bites into, rubs it against his body and his face and then whips it to the crowd. He walks over, slaps Paige’s ass and kisses her cheek. He sends Paige to the back with another bum slap and then Wade sprints down the ramp, slides into the ring and quickly pushes to his feet walking in the center of the ring eyeing Walter and Jokester with a smile. Before Wade backs into the corner he gets down and also picks up a Kendo Stick and points it at Jokester and gets into the corner where he bends down with his hands on the ground, waiting.)

JR: This is going to be a hell of a slobber knocker!

King: Can we put in our bets now? I’m going with Harley Sinn for the win!

KG: We will see what the Melon Gods want to happen.

DING! DING! DING!

(Walter stands in his corner watching as Wade steps to the middle of the ring, drawing a line with the Kendo stick and points to Jokester to step to him. Walter sits in the corner, reaches into his speedo pulling out a grape and begins to eat them as Jokester also steps slowly to the middle, laughing. Once close enough Jokester swings the kendo stick, but Wade ducks it and swings it at Jokester hard right into the gut, but the Jokester begins to laugh hysterically. Wade confused, Jokester then spins and cracks Wade in the gut, but Wade begins to laugh, Walter sitting in the corner enjoys the show. Both Wade and Jokester begin swinging their kendo sticks violently at one another taking turns hitting one and then the other. Both men laughing.)

Jr: These two are playing a sick game with one another!

King: Who’s going to break first?

KG: My bet, the kendo sticks!

(Wade takes a big swing smashing Jokester as the kendo stick shatters to pieces. Jokester curls over and Wade looks at the pieces left in his hands, shrugs his shoulders and tosses them behind him. He goes to step forward but Jokester stands up straight, laughing again. Wade lunges forward with a punch, but Jokester ducks and Wade is met with a chair shot to the head from Walter that drops him to the ground. Jokester comes and cracks Wade on the ground that completely shatters the kendo stick that he holds. Jokester then laughs, looks up towards Walter with a smirk. Walter sets the chair up, points to the downed Wade and the two nod their head. Walter lifts Wade to his feet, knees Wade in the gut and then lifts him up in a powerbomb position as Jokester climbs the turnbuckle and once on top, Walter slams Wade down into the chair set up at the same time that Jokester leaps off and stomps on the chest of Wade. Jokester rolls, and as he rolls he grabs a pool stick, comes to his feet, spins and cracks Walter right in the head shattering the pool stick and causing Walter to fall and roll out of the ring with a clear gash in the side of his head. Jokester laughs and circles the downed Wade. Instead of covering, he takes the pool stick that was broken and uses the sharp end to stab into the thigh of Wade. As the pool stick sticks in, Wade sits up fast grabbing his leg and as he sits up he is met with a hard knee to the face knocking him back down and Jokester goes for the pin.)

Jr: BAH GAWD! This is a sick individual!

King: That team-up didn’t last long.

KG: I guess the Melon Club had some other plans.

Ref: ONE!... TWO!.... THHRRR KICKOUT!

(Laughing, Jokester stands up. He puts his boot onto the piece he smashed into the thigh of Wade and puts a little bit of pressure. Wade smacks the foot off, and rips out the piece throwing it and holding his leg. Outside the ring Walter begins getting up, Jokester sees it, runs and bounces off the ropes and suicide dives clean over the top rope, but Walter had spun out of the way and superkicked Jokester right in the jaw as he was on his way down. Walter reaches into his speedo, pulls out a lemon. He bites the lemon, bends down and squirts the piece in his hand into the face of Jokester. He tosses the lemon into the crowd, lifts Jokester to his feet and runs with him smashing Jokesters face right into the side of the ring post. He grabs Jokester quick and slide shim into the ring. Walter steps on the ring apron, grabs the top rope, jumps up pushing off on the top rope springing into the air and splashing on top of Jokester and stays on top for the cover.)

Ref: ONE!... KICKOUT!

Jr: BAH GAWD! How in the hell? He kicked out after only one!

King: I think he’s still laughing too!

KG: I think the Melon Gods dropped the egg when they were making this guy.

(Walter stands up. Watches Jokester as Walter reaches into his speedo and pulls out a grape to eat. Jokester sits up, reaches over and grabs a metal pipe, he rolls it over to Walter and starts to laugh as he tells Walter to pick it up and hit him with it. Walter smiles, lifts up the pipe and flips it into the air and catches it. He then charges at Joketer and right as he is a bout to crack Jokester with the pipe, Wade comes flying and spears Walter hard causing Walter to drop the pipe. Wade gets up, Jokester charges him with a metal pan, but Wade ducks the attack, leaps up and dropkicks Jokester’s back causing Jokester to fall between the ropes outside of the ring. Wade stands, wipes blood from his leg and stomps his foot. He then runs, jumps up onto the top rope and springboards off with a moonsault to Walter, but Walter gets his knees up and Wade lands right on the knees of Walter. Walter grabs the pipe he had dropped stands, and lunges forward to crack Wade in the face, but Wade rolls back pushing to his feet. Walter charges at him, Wade ducks the pipe again, runs at the rope, leaps over with a flip and lands right onto Jokester as Jokester is getting back to his feet and the two crash to the ground. Wade uses the announce table to pull back to his feet, Walter begins running towards the rope, he dives through them and this Wade right in the face with the metal pipe in his hand causing Wade to get knocked up and over the announce table, blood now gushing from his face.)

Jr: BAH GAWD! What a gruesome match! All three men are bleeding now! I think these guys are trying to kill one another! We need to stop this so these three can live to fight another day!

KG: This is what the Melon Gods want!

King: I’m just happy Harley Sinn is out here!

(From under the ring slides out Bane. As Walter stands back to his feet, he turns around to go at Jokester but see’s Bane. Walter laughs, goes to attack, but Bane kicks his stomach, picks him up and puts Walter through the table with GOODNIGHT (A Jackhammer)! Bane then grabs Walter, lifts him up and tosses him up over the top rope into the ring. Bane turns and helps Jokester back to his feet, Jokester wipes blood from his face and licks it off his hand with a smile. Somehow, Wade runs and jumps up onto the back of Bane trying to choke him, but Bane grabs Wade’s arms and flings him over his head into the side of the turnbuckle. Bane then picks up Wade and tosses him up over the top rope into the ring. Both Bane and Jokester get inside of the ring. Wade trying to get back to his feet get’s picked up by Bane and dropped with BREAKING BACKS (elevated and jumping up lungbreaker Powerbomb)!)

Jr: Come on, we had a competitive match going on and now this! Somebody get some officials out here and stop this!

King: Look at Harley getting excited! She scares me, but I like it!

KG: This is all part of the Melon Gods plans!

(Jokester climbs the turnbuckle as Bane lifts Wade up, runs and tosses him out of the ring and Wade smashes down onto the barricade. Walter, down in the middle of the ring. Bane puts his back towards the turnbuckle as Jokester climbs up top and steps forward. Jokester leaps off with a HAPPY PLACE (640 senton)! Right on top of Walter and Jokester stays on top.)

Ref: ONE!... TWO!... THREE!

DING! DING! DING!

Announcer: And your winner, JOKESTER!

Jr: I don't like the tactics, but Jokester is one tough S.O.B. BWO or main roster, this guys a major threat!

KG: Only because the Melon Gods allowed it!

King: Lets just hope we get to see Harley Sinn more often!

(Harley slides into the ring and puts Jokesters arm into the air. She leans in and licks some blood off of the side of his face. The three stand in the center of the ring as Shockwave goes off air.)