EMF: Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen)

(We open up to the darken arena. Pyrotechnics blasts on the Saturday Shockwave stage. After they end, the lights turn in the arena. Fans yell, and wave their sign. Camera’s get shots by the crowd. The camera zooms out to display the location information. Finally the camera goes to one more shot of the crowd as the commentators begin to talk.)

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave. We are coming to you live from Rocket Montgage Fieldhouse from Cleveland, Ohio. Hello and welcome I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross. I’m joined by Jerry “the King” Lawler and Kris “KG” Gaffney. Tonight we are going to crown a new IC champion.

King-But that’s not it, there will be many more champion contenderships decided.

Kris Gaffney-We truly are on the road to Cold Day in Hell.

JR-Let’s get started with our first match…

(Judas by Fozzy blares over the loudspeakers as EMF World Champion Troy Gafgen steps out from behind the curtain. He smiles at the crowd and flashes the title around as he makes his way into the ring. He runs a hand through his hair as he grabs a microphone.)

King-Or not…

Troy Gafgen: WOW...what a crazy few weeks I’ve had. Now, if you would sit here and tell me six months ago that I’d be the world champion today...I’d be a little skeptical. This year has been a complete resurgence for me. I know that I usually can go on and on for days but I just wanted to come out here and say thanks to everyone who believed I could reach the top again. Hard work truly pays off!

(Before Troy can continue, "Light It Up" plays over the PA System and AJ Lee skips out onto the ramp, confusing everyone as we have not seen her for a while. AJ heads down the ramp skipping all the way, and then climbs into the ring. She smiles at Troy, and then her gaze fixes on the World Championship belt that is over his shoulder. She gently taps her fingers on the belt, and then takes a microphone.)

AJ Lee: Well it looks like the EMF Championship is finally back where it belongs! It was only ever a matter of time, right?

(Troy looks shocked by AJ coming out. He chuckles a bit before speaking.)

Troy Gafgen: Took me a bit longer than I had expected but here we are! Uhm...what brings you here AJ?

AJ Lee: What do you mean? We're a team aren't we? And now.... we have the World Heavyweight Championship again! Granted it's not quite as good as when we had the World Title and the Women's Title at the same time... but it's a start!

(Troy takes a few steps back.)

Troy Gafgen: Woah now...what do you mean WE have the world championship again? AJ, I’m sorry to inform you of this...but when I won back the Intercontinental championship, you weren’t there. When I beat Gage Gannon in that hell in a cell...you weren’t there. Now, while I can’t deny that we had one hell of a run...I did this all on my own.

(AJ twirls her hair through her fingers, and smirks.)

AJ Lee: Ha.... come on Troy... you don't believe that. I'm the greatest manager in EMF History! Without me... you wouldn't have won the World Title in the first place.... well... if we exclude the reign that we never talk about.... and the EMF probably wouldn't have signed you back again! The way I see it... it's because of me that you.... I mean... WE... are back on top of the world! And I don't know about you... but I just find it SO exciting!

(AJ jumps up and down, squealing with excitement.)

Troy Gafgen: When I made a return, you didn’t reach out to me. You left me hanging...now all of a sudden I have some success again and you come flocking back. I find that funny.

(Troy scoffs.)

Troy Gafgen: You may have a claim at the greatest manager...but it must really bother you to know the last two titles I’ve held you’ve had nothing to do with.

(Suddenly, AJ's excited smile turns to a scowl, and she jumps up and down, but angrily now.)

AJ Lee: NO! NO! NO! You couldn't be more wrong! These people will tell you! Come on everyone.... did Troy win these belts without my help?! NO! NO! NO!

(AJ tries to get a NO! chant going... but the crowd don't play along. She gets even more angry.)

AJ Lee: Well I don't care what you lot think! Because whether you people like it or not... I'm back... and I'm once again the manager of the EMF World Champion... and that means I'm the best!

Troy Gafgen: AJ, just calm down. You know, you were the woman of my dreams...but after listening to you...it really makes me wonder if you ever cared about me. It seems like you only care about the gold.

(Troy looks down at his Word Championship...and catches AJ staring at it as well.)

Troy Gafgen: Which is a shame...but something I’ve come to expect.

AJ Lee: Well... luckily for us... it doesn't matter now! Because you and the championship are one and the same! And now I'm here... and everything is as it should be! And with me back as your manager again.... you can't fail! Come on Troy... you know it makes sense....

Troy Gafgen: That’s where you’re wrong AJ. I’m more than just some guy holding a championship. If you want to be apart of the ride...you need to understand that. You need me...at this point I’ve done a good job winning without you. This isn’t 2014. I’m not some misguided wrestler looking for his break. I’m the measuring stick now. I am the man around here. Times have changed.

AJ Lee: I'm wrong? Have you forgotten... I'M NEVER WRONG! You know it... and these people know it... even if they pretend otherwise! This team is all about me... and without me... it's destined to fail!

(Troy shakes his head.)

Troy Gafgen: Well, then I’m ready for it to fail. As of now...you’re on your own AJ. I don’t want any part of this.

AJ Lee: Now that... Troy... is where you are wrong! Because it turns out.... before I came out here tonight... I went over your head!

(AJ motions to the titantron, and a video plays. We see inside the office of John Cena. AJ Lee is in the office, sitting seductively on the President's desk, wearing a skimpy outfit to attract his attention.)

AJ Lee: Please John... I need it... I REALLY need it! Let it be like old times.... please take something long and hard.... and put it.... RIGHT HERE!

(AJ holds up a clipboard, with a contract attached to it. She points to the line at the bottom that she wants Cena to sign. Cena rolls his eyes.)

Cena: OK.... fine... if you promise to put some clothes on. You'll get me in a lot of trouble otherwise....

AJ Lee: OH like you care! Just sign it! Make me Troy's manager again! Did you see him in that Hell in a Cell match!

Cena: I sure did.... you know, he didn't really look like he needs....

AJ Lee: OF COURSE HE NEEDS ME! Otherwise he could lose that belt in.... what was it.... 13 days? We can't let that happen!

Cena: Well, why don't you just ask Troy yourself....

AJ Lee: Because Troy doesn't know what's best for him! He'll be all like "I can keep winning on my own..." and we both know he can't! Do you want your company represented by just Troy.... or by Troy and AJ.... you have to admit... the latter is sexier!

Cena: Look.... whatever... it's your funeral if Troy gets angry about this.....

(Cena signs off on the contract, and AJ jumps up, and starts skipping around the room, clutching it to her chest as the scene fades and we go back to the ring.)

AJ Lee: So you see..... Mr Big Shot... you're stuck with me.... whether you like it or not!

(AJ sticks her tongue out at Troy, and then starts pouting, like she's still hurt at almost being rejected.)

(Troy starts to snarl. He balls his fists up.)

Troy Gafgen: Well, I see. I guess I just have to make the best of this.

(Troy, at almost a loss for words...just drops the mic. He looks at AJ Lee and just shakes his head. He slides out of the ring and walks up the ramp. AJ goes to follow him, like a dutiful manager, but then thinks better of it, and stays in the ring, still pouting as we go to commericial.)

(“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage with his web camera. He walks down to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Ryder has a good record against Syd.

King-You never know, things can change.

Kris Gaffney-Any given match. (“Wrath and Cowardice” blasts on the PA system. Syd Khatru walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Syd Khatru has targeted the new champion Azar.

King-He needs to get by Ryder.

Kris Gaffney-Just need to go one match at a time.

[Zack Ryder and Syd Khatru pace around the ring. Zack Ryder and Syd Khatru lock up. Syd Khatru tries to twist Zack Ryder’s arm, but Zack Ryder is able to counter it with a twist of the arm in the opposite direction. He hooks him with an arm bar. Zack Ryder holds on the pressure. Syd Khatru pushes him into the ropes. Syd Khatru whips him to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. Zack Ryder bounces off of the ropes, and he connects with a running shoulder block that knocks him down on the mat. Zack Ryder waits for Syd Khatru to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Zack Ryder kicks him in the gut, and he runs to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, Zack Ryder connects with a boot to the side of the head. Syd Khatru goes down on the mat. Zack Ryder waits for Syd Khatru to get up to his feet. Zack Ryder kicks Syd Khatru in the gut. He sets him up into the a vertical suplex position. Zack Ryder drops him with a front sit down face buster that puts down Syd Khatru. Khatru is down. Zack Ryder pushes him on his back. The ref goes into position as Zack Ryder makes the cover Syd Khatru. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2…KICK OUT by Syd Khatru. Syd Khatru sits up Zack Ryder drops a elbow into the shoulder. Zack Ryder puts him into a chin lock. The ref makes sure that It’s not a choke hold.]

JR-Zack Ryder trying to wear down Syd Khatru.

King-It’s not a bad idea.

Kris Gaffney-Although surely isn’t going to work.

[Syd Khatru gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Syd Khatru is able to get to the side of Zack Ryder. And he lifts him up, and he drops him with a belly to back suplex that puts him down on the mat. Both wrestlers are down on the mat. The ref starts his standing ten count. The ref counts 1………..2…….3…….4…….5..Both wrestlers struggle up to their feet……6………7…Syd Khatru pulls himself up to his feet with the help of the ropes. Zack Ryder runs at Syd Khatru, but Syd Khatru is able to move out of the way of a broski boot to the side of the face. Syd Khatru grabs Zack Ryder head as he’s hanged up on the ropes, and he drops him with a reverse neck breaker. This puts down Zack Ryder. Syd Khatru takes a few moments to rest up. Syd Khatru pulls himself up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet up to his feet. He kicks him in the gut, and he whips him to the ropes. Zack Ryder bounces off of the ropes. Syd Khatru hits a back elbow to the face that puts him down on the mat. Zack Ryder is slowly gets up to his feet. Syd Khatru lifts up Zack Ryder, and he drops him with a body slam. Syd Khatru connects with a elbow on Zack Ryder. Then another one. Then another one. Then another one. Syd Khatru stops, he jumps in the air, and he connects with a high elbow that connects with final elbow that completes the Samara.]

JR-Syd Khatru is looking like he’s on his way to a win.

King-Syd might break the streak!

Kris Gaffney-Where is Michael Cole when you need him?

Michael Cole-Right……here.

[Syd Khatru picks up Ryder, he hooks him for the Tiger Driver. But it’s countered with a back body drop. Syd gets up. Ryder hits the rough Ryder on Syd. Syd is down. Ryder goes into the cover on Syd. The ref counts 1………….2…………3!!]

JR-Ryder will be the one to challenge Azar.

(“Stars in the night” blasts on the PA system. Paige walks out, she does the shuffle down to the ring side. She jumps on the apron, and yells. She enters the ring.)

JR-Paige has had very good moments in both the EMF and BWO.

King-There is no doubt that her opponent is someone that she’ll probably see again in the BWO.

Kris Gaffney-Most likely, yes.

The lights dim down and become a sultry hot-pink, and out comes Alyssa Ouellet, Madame Couture herself, parading out with her latest designer handbag in her clutch. She lowers her shades and gives the crowd a nasty look before heading down the ramp with a hand on her hip, rolling her eyes at the chorus of boos being thrown her way. Carefully rolling into the ring, Alyssa hands her shades and handbag to the ring announcer. She then heads over to the ropes to lean against them, waiting for her opponent to enter.

JR-Alyssa has had some issues with Dr. Britt Baker recently.

King-If you ever been at her office…everyone has a problem with her.

[Alyssa Ouelett poses towards Paige. Paige screams, and she hits a hard fist that knocks down Alyssa Ouellet. Alyssa gets up holding her face, and Paige hits a few fists to the face that knocks Alyssa Ouellet into the ropes. Alyssa Ouellet gets hit with a running forearm shot to the face that knocks down Alyssa Ouellet. Alyssa Ouellet gets up to her feet. Paige hooks Alyssa Ouellet, and she drops her with a snap suplex that puts down Alyssa Ouellet. Alyssa Ouellet stays down on the mat. Paige connects with a knee drop across the face of Alyssa Ouellet. Alyssa Ouellet holds her face, seemly not pleased that she was attacked there. Alyssa Ouellet picks up Paige, and she hooks her. Alyssa Ouellet is dropped with turn the paige. Alyssa Ouellet is down on the mat. Paige goes into the cover on Alyssa Ouellet. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………………..2……………..Alyssa Ouellet is able to get her boot on the ropes breaking up the count.]

JR-That might have saved the match for Alyssa Ouellet.

King-Paige has won a lot of matches with that move.

Kris Gaffney-She hasn’t even had to hit it right, that’s how deadly it is!

[Alyssa Ouellet gets picked up by her hair. Alyssa Ouellet rakes the eyes of Paige this stuns Paige. Alyssa Ouellet hooks her, and drops her with the vogue drop. Alyssa Ouellet and Paige are down on the mat. Both wrestlers are fighting up to their feet. Paige goes for a thurst kick. Alyssa Ouellet ducks under, and she hooks her, and she drops her with a reverse DDT.]

JR-That might have been a mistake by Paige.

King-She does have a few of them.

[Alyssa Ouellet hooks Paige for the limelight, but Paige is able to fight, and she gets her arm out, and she connects with an arm drag. Alyssa gets up, Paige picks her up, and she drops her with the RamPAIGE. Alyssa seems out of it. Paige goes into the cover on Alyssa. The ref counts 1……..2………3!!]

JR-Seems like Paige kept her promise.

King-Now if JR would promise not to appear.

Kris Gaffney-Never happen.

(“the duck song” blasts on the PA system as Kenny Omegrape walks out on the stage eating grapes. He throws grapes to the crowd. Kenny gets pelted by grapes from the opposite side. Kenny Omegrape walks into the ring, he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Kenny Omegrape has championship experience.

King-Plus he has god on his side.

Kris Gaffney-Always important to mention that.

(“Nation of violence” blasts on the PA system. King Joe walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring. “Game on” blasts on the PA system. Tony Ikeda walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring waiting for the bell to ring.)

JR-King Joe has made an impact so far.

King-He knows how to make impacts.

Kris Gaffney-Just ask AJ Styles’ face.

[Kenny Omegrape stands in the middle of the ring, and he points to his opponents, and he yells EAT YOUR FRUIT. Both Tony Ikeda and King Joe runs at Kenny Omegrape. Kenny Omegrape is able to side step Joe, and he throws King Joe into Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda falls outside of the ring. Kenny Omegrape is able to hook King Joe, and he plants him down into the mat with a reverse neck breaker. King Joe hits hard into the mat. King Joe tries to get up to his feet. Kenny Omegrape hits a hard kick into the ribs. King Joe fights up to his feet, but before he can turn around. Kenny Omegrape is able to hit a running knee lift into the back of King Joe. This makes Joe fall into the corner. King Joe is in the corner. Kenny Omegrape is able to hit a few fists to the face of King Joe. Kenny Omegrape tries to whip him to the corner, but it’s reversed by King Joe. Kenny Omegrape crashes into the corner. King Joe runs at Kenny Omegrape, but Kenny counters with a boot to the face that stuns Joe. Kenny Omegrape pulls himself up to the second rope. He hooks him, and drops King Joe with a tornado DDT.]

JR-Kenny Omegrape with the tornado DDT.

King-You can’t do that to a King.

Kris Gaffney-Of the ring….I beg to differ.

[Kenny Omegrape goes into the cover on King Joe. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2……..Tony Ikeda is able to break up the pin by grabbing Kenny Omegrape’s leg, and pulling him out of the ring. He throws him hard into the ring post. Kenny Omegrape falls down on the mat holding his shoulder. Tony Ikeda slides into the ring, and he waits on King Joe. King Joe is slow to get up to his feet, and he kicks him in the gut, and runs to the ropes. He run connects with a swinging neck breaker.]

JR-Tony Ikeda might have picked his spot.

King-Maybe so.

Kris Gaffney-He’s still old though.

[Tony Ikeda waits for King Joe to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. King Joe gets hooked with a full nelson. King Joe is able to counter with a snap mare. Tony Ikeda fly’s across the ring. King Joe connects with a kick to the face. Tony Ikeda goes down on the mat. Tony Ikeda is hurting. King Joe hits a few stomps on the downed Tony Ikeda. Kenny Omegrape tries to get back into the ring. King Joe hits hard fist to knock him off of the apron. Tony Ikeda gets whipped to the corner.]

JR-King Joe might be looking to end this.

King-This should bring back good memories for some.

Kris Gaffney-Indeed.

[King Joe puts Tony Ikeda on the top rope, and he hooks him for the muscle buster. But Joe stops as he gets a look at Catherine Walker with a far expensive looking version of her princess dress on. A corset with jewels in a shape of a snow flake, and a full hoop skirt. She has her tiara on her head. She has her hair flowing down her back, and a fan. She is fanning herself seemly annoyed at something. While this takes Joe’s attention off for that split second, Kenny Omegrape is able to roll up King Joe. Which in some ways drops Tony for the muscle buster. Kenny holds Joe for the pinning combination. The ref counts 1………….2…………3!!]

JR-What was that about?

Kris Gaffney- I’m sure we have an expert on this situation.

King-When I find that guy, I’ll let you know.

(“Judas” blasts on the PA system. Troy Gafgen walks out on the stage confused as AJ Lee skips around him. He walks down to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-I’m not even sure what we saw earlier.

King-It’s all AJ!

Kris Gaffney-Don’t you forget it!

(Lights out, crowd waits in anticipation and then erupt in both boos and cheers for The Irish God when green smoke fills the dark arena and a spotlight shines at the top of the ramp, all when Sinéad O'Connor & The Chieftains - The Foggy Dew plays throughout the arena. From the back, arms out and swinging cockily comes walking the Irish God, Lugus Cuhullin. He stops atop the ramp with his hands by his side and face looking to the ground and he raises his fists slowly making an X above his head. The Irish God slams his fists down and fireworks shoot from the ramp and lights flash green as The Irish God does quick shadowboxing with each strike fireworks shooting from the stage. He looks to the ring with his cocky smile.)

Kris Gaffney-I think I forgot it.

JR-He just had an Ashley Irvine moment.

King-She’s the champion, we should expect this.

[Troy Gafgen and Lugus Cuhullion throw fists to the face, neither wrestler is moving backwards. Troy Gafgen is able to duck under, and he waits for Lugus Cuhullion to turn around, and he connects with a jaw breaker that knocks him backwards. Troy Gafgen grabs Lugus Cuhullion’s arm, and he brings him towards him, and he connects with a short arm clothesline that knocks him down on the mat. He is slow to get up to his feet. Troy Gafgen picks him up, and connects with a rib breaker on Lugus Cuhullion. In pain Lugus Cuhullion rolls towards the ropes. He gets up to his feet on the apron.Troy Gafgen measures up, and he connects with a running kick to the face that knocks Lugus Cuhullion flying off of the apron, and he hits his head hard into the announcers desk. Lugus Cuhullion is laying on the top of the table. Troy Gafgen takes a few moments to step out of the ring, and he climbs up on the announcers table, he jumps in the air, and he comes down on Lugus Cuhullion with a leg drop with also breaks the table. That did effect Troy Gafgen to a point. Lugus Cuhullion is hurting more as he crawls away he pulls himself up to his feet near the ring steps. Troy Gafgen grabs Lugus Cuhullion, and drives him back first into the ring steps. Troy Gafgen throws him into the ring. Troy Gafgen waits for Lugus to get up to his feet when he steps inside of the ring. Troy Gafgen hooks Lugus Cuhullion, and he drops him with the chaos maker. Troy Gafgen goes into the cover on Lugus Cuhullion. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2….KICK OUT by Lugus Cuhullion.]

JR-Troy landed the chaos maker, but it wasn’t enough.

King-That was perfectly good waste of an announcers table.

Kris Gaffney-Tell me about it.

[Troy Gafgen waits for Lugus Cuhullion to get up to his feet. He runs at Lugus Cuhullion, and he goes for the mental maelstrom. Lugus Cuhullion is able to counter by pushing him off. Troy hits the ropes, Troy Gafgen gets lifted, and dropped with a spinning spine buster on the mat. Lugus Cuhullion runs towards the ropes. Lugus Cuhullion jumps on the second rope, and he connects with a spring board moonsault!! Lugus goes into the cover. The ref counts 1………..2…KICK OUT by Troy Gafgen.]

JR-Lugus almost got the three.

King-So what is AJ doing?

Kris Gaffney-Let me check….*he grabs a pole and reaches it off screen and pulls it back like it’s been biten in half.*

King-Interesting…

[Troy Gafgen is picked up, and dropped him with a body slam. Lugus Cuhullion goes to the outside of the ring. He climbs up to the top rope, he jumps off of the top with blessings from above. Troy moves out of the way. He crashes down into the mat. Troy Gafgen and Lugus get up. Troy Gafgen connects with the mental maelstrom. Troy goes into the cover on Lugus Cuhullion. The ref counts 1…………2…………..3!!]

JR-Troy Gafgen gets the victory after the missed blessing from above.

King-FOOK!

(Troy is celebrating his win. Suddenly AJ Lee grabs a microphone.)

.::AJ Lee::.-Wait one minute this night is not over Troy. Because it’s day 13 of your title reign. Let me remind you what happened in your first title reign! You lost on the 13th day, so I asked John Cena for a second opponent tonight….this time…for the world championship.

(Troy Gafgen looks annoyed. Suddenly a puff of smoke shows up. Mr. Gold is there. Suddenly he points to the ref and asks “who the hell is that! I can’t face more than one person.”)

King-This is gold JR!

Kris Gaffney-Gold standard.

King-Yeah…you know you’re trolling when you tell people that.

[Troy Gafgen still is looking annoyed. Troy Gafgen gets attacked by Mr. Gold with fists to the face that stuns Troy Gafgen. Troy Gafgen pushes Mr. Gold off of the ropes. Troy Gafgen connects with a big boot to the face that knocks down Mr. Gold. Troy Gafgen waits for Mr. Gold to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Troy Gafgen runs at Mr. Gold, and he connects with a splash in the corner. Mr. Gold stumbles out of the corner. Mr. Gold gets picked up, and dropped with a side walk slam on Mr. Gold. Troy Gafgen goes into the cover on Mr. Gold. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2………..KICK OUT by Mr. Gold. Troy Gafgen hits a few fists to the face with mounted fists. Troy Gafgen picks up Mr. Gold. He lifts him up on his shoulder, and he runs out of the corner, and he connects with a running power slam. Troy Gafgen goes into the cover on Mr. Gold. The ref counts 1………..2……..KICK OUT by Mr. Gold!!]

JR-Troy Gafgen is attempting to end this match quickly.

King-Quick schedule the next Shockwave in Maine!

Kris Gaffney-Our schedule is already made.

King-Damn with your legal mumbo jumbo!

[Troy Gafgen waits for Mr. Gold to get up to his feet. Troy Gafgen goes for the Mental Maelstrom. Mr. Gold is able to throw him off. The ref goes down on the mat. Mr. Gold makes his cane appear, and hits Troy over the top of the head with it. Mr. Gold connects with the Midias touch. Realizing that Troy is in trouble, AJ Lee grabs a chair, and she slides into the ring. She goes for Mr. Gold’s head. But he disappears in a cloud of smoke, and she hits Troy instead. She has large eyes as she yells “he used magic! That’s not fair!”. She leaves the ring as the ref is coming to. Mr. Gold reappears, and Troy gets dropped with the golden rule. Mr. Gold goes into the cover. The ref counts 1…………………2……………….Troy reaches out his leg, and gets the ropes.]

JR-AJ almost cost him the championship there.

King-He shouldn’t have been even coincidence enough to go for the ropes. Someone call Britt Baker, it’s a conspiracy!

[Mr. Gold gives the ref every excuse in the book of why he should consider that a three count anyways. He only gives up after realizing that Troy is climbing up to his feet. Mr Gold goes for the Golden Rule again, but Troy Gafgen counters with a snapmare. Mr. Gold gets up and runs at Troy right into the Mental Maelstrom!!! Troy Gafgen throws his arm over Mr. Gold. The ref counts 1…………2………..3!!]

JR-That was probably a harder match than Troy was hoping for.

Kris Gaffney-Clearly only won due to AJ.

JR-I have some doubts…

(“Random clapping” blasts on the PA system. Evie James jumps around excitedly. She skips down to the ring. She slides into the ring. She jumps on the turnbuckle, and points to the crowd.)

JR-I’d wonder if something is wrong with Eve…but she’s always been like this.

Kris Gaffney-We go with it because it’s funny.

(“Best damn thing” blasts on the PA system. Ashley Irvine skips out of the back, she jumps around excitedly waving to the crowd. She does her spinning booty shake half way, she jumps in the air. Raises her arm as pink pyrotechnics blasts from the side of the stage. She skips down to the ring side area, and climbs up on the steps, and inside of the ring.)

King-This must confuse Ashley.

Kris Gaffney-But that is her natural state.

King-This is true.

[Evie James is walking around the ring quoting books to audience members. Ashley Irvine yells “HIIIIIII Aunt Mickie!!”. Evie James looks confused if her disguise is really that good, she shrugs her shoulders, and runs at Ashley Irvine, and yells “LESBIANISM FOREVER”. Ashley Irvine ducks under the attack. Ashley Irvine jumps up as Evie James tursn around, and she connects with a monkey flip that sends Evie James flying across the ring. Evie crashes into the mat. Ashley Irvine waits for Evie James to get up to her feet. Ashley Irvine hits a few forearm shots to the face that knocks her backwards into the ropes. Ashley Irvine attempts to whip Evie James. Evie James reverses the whip. Ashley Irvine bounces off of the ropes. Evie James goes for an Evie Kick, but Ashley Irvine catches Evie’s leg, and Ashley military presses Evie, and drops her into a military press slam. Ashley Irvine waits for Evie to get up to her feet. She runs to the ropes, and she connects with a KMB into the face of Evie James. It seems like Evie’s smiling, but her face is just stuck that way. Ashley Irvine picks up Evie, lifts her up, and runs connecting with the Boulder holder. Ashley goes into the cover on Evie. The ref counts 1………………2……….Evie James puts her foot on the ropes breaking up the count.]

JR-Evie saves herself there.

King-Wonder how into this gimmick Eve is?

Kris Gaffney-Don’t test her…actually…test her.

[Evie James rolls out of the ring. Ashley Irvine skips around the ring. She waves to the crowd who seemly like that. Evie James climbs up to her feet with the help of the ropes. Ashley Irvine goes over to where Evie James is, and Evie James grabs Ashley’s head, and connects with a hang man. Evie James climbs up to the top rope. She measures up, and she yells “HARDCORE COUNTRY…whatever that is..” she jumps off of the top rope, and she connects with a flying lou thez press off of the top rope, and she holds Ashley Irvine down into pin. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2…Ashley powers out of the pin. Evie James climbs up to her feet as she yells for Ashley to get up to her feet.]

JR-Eve has made a come back.

Kris Gaffney-Wonder what the real Mickie feels about this.

King-More importantly…what does TwilighT feel about this…

[Evie James kicks Ashley Irvine in the gut, and she sets her up for the Evie-T, but Ashley Irvine pushes off as she gets elevated. Evie James lands on her feet. Ashley Irvine kicks Evie James in the gut, and plants her into the mat with Mr. DDT. Ashley Irvine goes to the outside of the ring. She climbs up to the top rope, she jumps off, and connects with the Rock Slide!! Ashley Irvine goes into the cover on Evie James. The ref counts 1………..2……..3!!]

JR-Ashley Irvine defends Eve Torres.

King-Probably seemed more epic than it actually was.

Kris Gaffney- Most likely.

(“X is gonna give it to you” blasts on the PA system. Wade Wilson walks out on the stage in slow motion He steps inside of the ring. He waits for his opponent.)

JR-Wade Wilson has focused on the IC championship.

King-He’s going to get a chance to become IC champion here.

Kris Gaffney-It’s not going to be easy though

As the lights go out in the arena, The State of Massachusettes cranks through the speakers. An orange spotlight illumiates the top of the ramp, highlighting the figure of Tommy Malone gives the crowd their first glimpse of the Irish Renegade. Standing with his back toward the ring, Tommy is wearing a black leather jacket that has the Irish Flag spray painted on the back of it, his arms out toward his side, thumb and finger sticking out in a gun like gesture. Tommy turns around and makes his way toward the ring, a slightly cocky strut. Covering the bottom have of his face is a custume made Irish flag with "Real IRA" painted on the mask. Malone reaches the ring, jumping up on the apron and looking around the arena at the crowd. With a swooping jump Tommy launches himself over the top rope into the ring, heading right for the turnbuckle where he climbs it and points finger guns out toward the crowd.

JR-This would be the reason. Tommy Malone has proven himself a worthy champion.

King-He was extreme champion, and he’s looking to take a step up to the vacated IC championship.

Kris Gaffney-Let’s hope he didn’t go to the Jack Swagger school of ladder matches.

[Wade Wilson makes a comment about being so glad that there is more than one ladder here, unlike the Wrestlemania X match, if that ladder exploded like it almost did, they would have been screwed. Tommy Malone doesn’t want to hear it, and he connects with a hard back elbow to the face that knocks Wade Wilson backwards. Tommy Malone goes for a wild fist to the face. Wade Wilson runs to the ropes. He jumps on the ropes, and he connects with a flying kick to the side of the head. Tommy Malone turns around. Wade Wilson hooks Tommy Malone, and he drops Tommy Malone into a reverse front face lock back breaker. Wade Wilson is able to go to the outside of the ring, and he goes to the ladder, and he grabs the ladder. But he looks like he’s having trouble with it. He yells at vanisher. Finally Wade is able to get the ladder. Wade Wilson see’s Tommy Malone coming towards him. Wade Wilson has the ladder, and Wade connects with the top of the ladder. Tommy Malone goes odwn on the mat. Wade Wilson puts the ladder into the ring. Wade slides into the ring, but it seems like Wade isn’t done trying to take the fight to Tommy Malone. Wade Wilson puts the ladder on the ropes as Tommy Malone is down on the mat.Wade Wilson rusn to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes, he runs up the ladder to the end. He turns with his back towards the downed Tommy Malone, he jumps off, and he connects with a ladder aided flipping what!!]

JR-Wade with great athletism might have just won himself the IC championship.

King-If he didn’t kill himself.

Kris Gaffney-If he did, then I won the dead pool.

[Tommy Malone is down on the mat as Wade Wilson also got the air driven out of him, but Wade Wilson crawls towards the ring, he grabs the ladder, and he sets it up under the belt. Wade Wilson starts to climb up the ladder. He goes for the belt, but suddenly Tommy Malone is able to come up from behind Wade Wilson, and he connects with a belly to back suplex off of the ladder. Both wrestlers are down on the mat. Tommy Malone and Wade Wilson get up to their feet, but as Wade has his head down Tommy Malone connects with the Tommy Gun that puts down Wade Wilson. The ladder had fallen after hitting a belly to back on Wade, so Tommy Malone takes a few moments to rest up. After those moments, he folds the ladder up. He puts it on the mat. Tommy Malone picks up Wade Wilson, and he drops him with a body slam on the ladder. Wade Wilson is in a lot of pain. Tommy Malone runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and he jumps in the air, and he comes down on Wade Wilson with a senton. This causes Wade Wilson in a lot of pain. Tommy Malone also is in a lot of pain. But he sets up the ladder knowing that there might be a chance to get the belt here soon. After setting up the latter he see’s that Wade Wilson is showing life, and he still needs to recover before going for the end of this match. Wade Wislon crawls towards the corner. He gets up inot the corner. Tommy Malone connects with a clothesline in the corner, and he turns around, and he connects with a hip toss out of the corner. Tommy Malone see’s a chance, and he climbs up to the second rope.]

JR-Tommy Malone might see a chance to go for the liberation driver.

King-There is no pin JR!

Kris Gaffney-But he can keep him down long enough to get up the ladder.

King-It’s still stupid because JR said it.

[Wade Wilson stumbles and Tommy Malone goes for the Liberation Driver, but half way through it. Wade Wilson blocks it almost into an double leg slam that drops Tommy Malone out of the ring. Wade Wilson falls into the ladder, he starts to climb up the ladder. He’s getting near the top of the ladder. He reaches up, and he grabs the belt!! Wade Wilson wins!!]

JR-Wade Wilson was in trouble, but he was able to counter the gain the ability to get the IC championship.

King-That reminded me of Hardcore Holly….thank god he’s not still around….

Kris Gaffney-Actually he is…

King-Damn it!

(Wade Wilson recovers on the top of the ladder as he holds up the championship as Shockwave goes off the air.)