EMF: Survival of the Fittest

(Copyright information is shown on the screen. We go into a highlight video on how Tony Ikeda shocked the world by defeating the Wretched Nobody. Through the month the Wretched Nobody’s path of destruction as you hear Jarred Carthallion’s voice yell “DDDDDEEEEEEEEAAAATTHH CEEEEELLLL”. We fade away we go into an introduction screen. We open up to the darken arena. Pyrotechnics blasts on the stage, the lights turn on and fans yell and wave their signs. After a few shots of the crowd. The camera zooms out to display the location information. We get one more shot of the crowd as JR begins to talk.)

JR-Survival of the Fittest. One of the most exciting events of the year is here. Tonight we are here in the home of the Bucks. Welcome everyone, I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross. I’m joined by Jerry “the King” Lawler and Kris “KG” Gaffney.

King-Tonight the Death Cell returns.

Kris Gaffney-Somewhere “Primetime” just shuddered.

King- Although if Jarred Carthallion was around, he’d smile.

Kris Gaffney-Or challenge you to a DEATH CELL!!

King-That too.

JR-Let’s get started with the opening match of the night.

Justin Roberts: The following contest will be contested under Gates Rules and is scheduled for one fall and is for the E! M! F! Television Championship!

["Pimp Slap That Hoe" by "Soulja Boi" plays in the background, as the arena is filled with various purple and pink colors. "Mack Daddy" Haynes struts out to the stage, equipped in a flashy purple robe with a white fluffy lining along the interior of the robe. He's equipped in a purple fedora with black shades that are adorned with jewels that say “T” on the right-eye lens and “V” on the left-eye lens. He makes a belt motion over his waist, before doing a "pimp-limp" walk down the ramp, ignoring the boos conducted by the audience along the ramp. He confidently pimp-limp walks down the ramp, before walking up the stairs. He eyes over the crowd, lowering his shades to give the camera a sleezy and confident smile. He then steps into the ring, through the middle-rope, raising his arms in the air with his cane in hand. He then takes off his fedora, robe, and cane, revealing his purple trunks, kneepads, and elbow pads, which have the words "New Champ" on the back of his trunks in gold letters. He eyes the stage, pacing back and forth.]

JR: It would seem that the challenger is confident about the way things will go for him tonight.

Kris Gaffney: Of course, JR! Confidence is key to in-ring success here in the EMF.

King: Not that either of you would know anything about that!

[The arena lighting begins to flash green and gold as “I’m better than you and you know it” Is said over the loudspeakers right before Lamb Of God- “Overlord” hits. Images of money fill the ramp as Azar emerges with the TV Title over his shoulder. He pats the belt and makes his way to the ring, not breaking eye contact with Haynes on the whole way down.]

Kris Gaffney: The champ looks determined and hungry tonight, boys.

King: You can say that again, I can’t recall such an intense look from the champ in a long time!

JR: Well, we’re about to see what that determination can do for the man in just a few moments.

[Vulcan enters the ring and relinquishes the belt to the official, who holds it up for the crowd to see. There is a bit of a cheer each time the ref turns to face a new side of the audience. The ref passes the belt to the timekeeper and the bell is rung. Vulcan’s intense gaze at Hayes remains unbroken. The “Mack Daddy” of the EMF approaches the champ in his cocky manner and extends a hand with a large smile on his face. Vulcan looks at it and abruptly attempts an elbow strike at the challenger, who moves out of the way at the last second. Hayes moves behind Vulcan and applies a waist lock, which Vulcan begins to resist with back elbows. Hayes tries to duck under one but ends up releasing. Vulcan goes for a punch, but is caught by Hayes, leading to a collar and elbow tie-up. Hayes pushes Vulcan into a corner. He takes a moment to get ready for a chop, but the champ quickly evades the chop lands on the turnbuckle. Vulcan begins to unload on Hayes with a series of strikes as the challenger now finds himself in the corner. The ref begins a count: 1! 2! 3! 4! But then he forcefully separates the two men.]

JR: It would seem that the champ has taken an early advantage after a game of cat and mouse in the opening moments.

King: The question is if he can keep this momentum and achieve a quick win!

Kris Gaffney: I would peg that as unlikely, but let’s see!

[Vulcan hits a knee lift to the challenger’s midsection and then sends him across the ring with an Irish whip. Hayes runs across the ring into the other corner, and Vulcan follows closely behind. It seems like the champ is going for a running knee strike, but Hayes rolls through with a schoolboy! 1! 2! KICKOUT! The challenger puts some distance between himself and the champion to regain composure. The challenger throws a few shots of his own before Vulcan begins to trade a little back-and-forth. The crowd cheers with each shot before Vulcan breaks the sequence with a knee lift to the gut! Hayes doubles over and Vulcan capitalizes with a DDT. He then mounts the challenger and begins to wail on him with elbow shots to the head. The ref pulls the champ from the challenger and tells him “that’s enough!” Vulcan angrily shouts back at the ref to not boss him around, then lightly shoves the official out of his way. At this point, Hayes has rolled into a sitting position in a corner for refuge. Vulcan measures up and begins to charge before delivering a nasty running knee to the head of Hayes! “Mack Daddy rolls out of the corner and seems pretty out of it. Azar seems to want to go for the cover, but he then turns back to the turnbuckle and begins to scale to the top rope!]

King: Oh lord! Almost nothing good ever comes of this!

JR: But when a competitor does pull it off, the rewards can be great, King!

Kris Gaffney: Indeed, and Vulcan isn’t the champion for nothing!

[Vulcan mounts the top rope and signals that he is going for a Bloodmoon Stomp! He leaps high in the air and comes crashing down to the mat! Hayes evaded the move at the last second! Vulcan rolls through but has clearly tweaked his right leg on the landing. Hayes pulls himself up by the ropes and smiles; playing a little possum seems to have paid off. Vulcan kneels and clutches his injured leg as “Mack Daddy” begins to strut towards the downed champ from behind. Vulcan reorients himself to face the challenger, but is greeted with a backhand slap to the face! The champ gets to his feet but retreats a tad in sharp pain from the slap. Hayes pursues the champ in continuance of the “Pimp Slap Combo,” delivering several more slaps to Vulcan, backing the champ into a corner in the process. Hayes laughs and struts around the ring a bit before facing the champ and yelling “Who’s your daddy?!” before charging. Vulcan ducks and sends Hayes over the top rope. Hayes lands on the apron, delivering a chop to the champ’s chest from over-the-top rope. Vulcan leaves the corner and Hayes himself gets to the top rope. Vulcan catches this, though, and hooks Hayes for a brainbuster! Before he drops him, though, Hayes uses a knee to the head to reverse the move; from there, Hayes hits a swinging neck breaker and goes for the cover! 1! 2! KICKOUT!]

JR: And with that, the tide has turned seemingly in favor of the challenger!

King: Luck and success can be fickle.

Kris Gaffney: Is it luck, though? Or just confidence?

[With his opponent down, Hayes sees an opening for the Mack Daddy Shuffle! He starts to strut arrogantly around the ring before dropping his fist down on Vulcan’s prone head. Azar grabs his face and rolls out of the ring and to the floor; his tweaked leg doesn’t allow him to land on his feet. Hayes follows in pursuit under the bottom rope and picks the champ up to a vertical base as the ref begins his count. 1! Hayes hooks the champ and seems to be angling for a suplex onto the nearby steel steps. 2! “Mack Daddy,” goes for the lift but can’t seem to get the champ up. 3! He tries again, but this time Vulcan blocks the lift with his leg. 4! Vulcan throws a few punches to Hayes’s midsection and ends with a knee-lift. 5! Vulcan then goes for a suplex lift of his own and gets the challenger up! 6! Vulcan drops Hayes down for a brainbuster! Right on the arena floor! 7! Azar gets up to his feet and retreats to the ring but slides back out to restart the count. 1! Vulcan is still lightly nursing his injured leg, but he seems to be doing a good bit better. 2! He pushes Hayes into the ring and follows behind. Vulcan goes for the cover and the ref counts: 1! 2! KICKOUT! Vulcan shouts at the ref to count quicker, to which the ref tells him that he’s doing his job properly.]

JR: The champ was a split second away from retaining right there!

King: Sure was, JR, but a split-second difference can just as easily work in his favor if he keeps this new shift in momentum going.

[Vulcan returns his focus to Hayes, who is clearly still reeling from the brainbuster. Azar appears to size the challenger up as he slowly makes his way back to his feet. Vulcan grabs Hayes and takes him down into position for Told Ya! Hayes struggles and squirms as Azar gets the challenger down to the mat. Vulcan is struggling to get his legs wrapped around Hayes’ midsection as the challenger wildly throws out his legs and uses elbow strikes to try and break free. Ultimately, his leg strikes the rope, and the ref forces a break. Vulcan lets go of the hold and ref backs him up in an attempt to cool him off. At this time, Hayes climbs into a corner and begins to unravel the string on a turnbuckle. The ref moves to go check on the challenger and catches him in the act. The ref chastises Hayes lightly and tells him to leave the corner so he can fix the manipulated turnbuckle.]

JR: The “Mack Daddy” tried to be slick, but he ended up getting caught red-handed.

King: It may appear that way, JR, but something tells me that Hayes may have some other trick in his trunks.

Kris Gaffney: As long as it’s one that’s appropriate for TV, then let’s hope we can see it!

[As Hayes moves towards the center of the ring, Vulcan quickly goes for the Money Maker! Hayes is blasted right in the face with Vulcan’s foot, and he hits the mat hard. Azar calls for the ref, who then goes for the count as Azar goes into the cover on Haynes: 1! 2! 3!]

JR: It would seem that the “Mack Daddy” of the EMF learned the hard way that cheating blows up in your face.

Kris Gaffney: No, JR, Hayes learned that getting caught blows up in your face!

King: Say what y’all will, I’m pretty sure it was the champ’s foot that blew up in Hayes’s face.

(Lights go black and then Twilight of the Thunder God, by Amon Amarth blasts over the loud speakers and the crowed erupts. Lights begin to flash Red, White, and Blue as sparks fly down from the ceiling. The camera focuses up to the stands as halfway up steps Jackson Gunner out into the fans. The fans erupt as they spot Jackson. He rips his tank off and throws it into the crowd, he beats his chest with a yell and tosses his hands up into the air crossing his arms in an X formation. Gunner begins walking down the stares slowly toward the ring as he slaps hands with the fans on his way.)

Announcer: Ladies and Gentleman. On his way to the ring, fighting out of Honolulu Hawaii. Standing 6’4” weighing in at 250 pounds. He is JACKSON “KOA KOA” GUNNER!

(As Gunner slowly makes his way down the stairs he reaches the barricade and easily jumps over. He turns, faces the fans and beats his chest again with a roar to the crowd. Gunner turns faces the ring. He takes a step forward and easily jumps onto the ring apron, grabs the top rope and easily leaps over. He walks to the corner and throws his hands up into the air with an X formation and feeds off of the crowd’s roars. Gunner jumps down and stands in his corner as he rotates his wrists, smirking as he waits for the match to begin.)

JR-Jackson Gunner is looking to gain his first championship in the EMF.

King-It’s not going to be easy.

Kris Gaffney-Although, I’m certain he is well aware of that fact.

As the lights go out in the arena, The State of Massachusettes cranks through the speakers. An orange spotlight illumiates the top of the ramp, highlighting the figure of Tommy Malone gives the crowd their first glimpse of the Irish Renegade. Standing with his back toward the ring, Tommy is wearing a black leather jacket that has the Irish Flag spray painted on the back of it, his arms out toward his side, thumb and finger sticking out in a gun like gesture. Tommy turns around and makes his way toward the ring, a slightly cocky strut. Covering the bottom have of his face is a custume made Irish flag with "Real IRA" painted on the mask. Malone reaches the ring, jumping up on the apron and looking around the arena at the crowd. With a swooping jump Tommy launches himself over the top rope into the ring, heading right for the turnbuckle where he climbs it and points finger guns out toward the crowd.

JR-The Extreme Championship means a lot to Tommy Malone.

Kris Gaffney-After taking it away from Alvin Jackson, I’m sure I know why.

King-Certainly made him go insane.

[Jackson Gunner and Tommy Malone stand in the middle of the ring. They stare down each other as the bell rings. Jackson Gunner is gaining the advantage as he is able to string together a few fists as Tommy Malone staggers backwards. Tommy Malone answers with a head butt which makes Jackson Gunner falls backwards into the ropes. Tommy Malone runs towards the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. But Jackson Gunner is able to counter with a one man flap jack that sends Tommy Malone flying into the top rope. Jackson Gunner waits for Tommy Malone to get up to his feet. Jackson Gunner runs towards Tommy Malone, but Tommy Malone is able to side step him and throws him to the outside of the ring. Tommy Malone steps on the apron, he waits for Jackson Gunner to get where he wants him, and he jumps for what seems to be a seated senton, but Tommy Malone attempt it blocked by Jackson Gunner and Jackson Gunner throws Tommy Malone hard into the ring steps with a running power bomb. Tommy Malone is down, and the ref counts 1……………..2……………3……………4………5….Tommy Malone gets up, but Jackson Gunner is quick to hit a hard kick to the side of the head. Jackson Gunner grabs Tommy Malone, and he lifts him up, and he drops him on the barricade. Tommy Malone staggers around, and Jackson Gunner drops him with a hard clothesline. Not thinking that he can beat the Extreme Champion so easy, he doesn’t even let a count to get started. Jackson Gunner brings Tommy Malone up to his feet, and he is runs him towards the corner, and he ramps Tommy Malone into the barricade over and over and over again.]

JR-Jackson Gunner is doing everything he can to wear down the Extreme Champion.

King-That is smart.

Kris Gaffney-Just he can’t stop now.

[Jackson Gunner lets Tommy Malone drop on the mat, there is a count, but we won’t focus on it as Jackson Gunner doesn’t plan on letting it continue he grabs a table from under the ring, and he sets it up at ring side. Jackson Gunner goes over to where Tommy Malone is and he puts him on the table as he’s about to get up. Jackson Gunner hits a few clubbing blows to the chest of Tommy Malone. He climbs up on the apron, and he spring boards, and he goes for a spring board splash, but at the last moment Tommy Malone is able to move out of the way. Tommy Malone and Jackson Gunner are down. The ref starts his standing 10 count.The ref counts 1……………….2……………3…………4………..both are struggling up to their feet……….5…….6……….Jackson Gunner and Tommy Malone get up about the same time, and Jackson Gunner goes for a fist to the face, but Jackson Gunner fist gets ducked under by Tommy Malone. Tommy Malone hooks Jackson Gunner, and hits a atomic drop with help of the barricade. Jackson Gunner is in understandable pain. Tommy Malone sets up Jackson Gunner, and he connects with the Irish Stun Gun from the barricade to the floor. Jackson Gunner is down on the mat. The ref counts 1…………….2……………….3……………4……………5………….Jackson Gunner is struggling to get up to his feet………6…………….7……………8…………Jackson Gunner just barely gets up to his feet, only to be brought down with a hard chair shot to the head. This time Tommy Malone grabs Jackson Gunner, and he throws him into the ring.]

JR-The Extreme Champion brings the challenge into the ring.

King-As long as this match doesn’t with a draw I’ll be happy.

Kris Gaffney-The odd’s of that don’t seem good.

[Tommy Malone sets up a table on the outside of the ring, and then he puts lighter fluid. Tommy Malone lights the table on fire. Tommy Malone slides into the ring. Tommy Malone is able to throw Jackson Gunner through the ropes. Tommy Malone waits for Jackson Gunner to get up to his feet. Tommy Malone hits a few fists to the face on Jackson Gunner. Jackson Gunner seems stunned, but not ready to fall. Tommy Malone backs up, and he runs at Jackson Gunner, Jackson is able to lifts through the ropes for a back body drop. But Tommy Malone lands on his feet. Jackson Gunner lifts up Tommy Malone, and he drops Tommy Malone through the table with the burning samoan!! Both wrestlers are down on the mat. The ref counts 1………….2……………3………….4……both wrestlers struggle to get up to their feet……….5…………6…………7……..both wrestlers are struggling to get up to their feet………..8………..9….Jackson Gunner is up……..10!! The ref calls for the bell. Jackson Gunner wins!!]

JR-Jackson Gunner was able to make it to his feet before the 10 count.

King-Sammy Extreme is proud.

As the lights go out in the arena, In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida by Iron Butterfly brings the arena to life with its opening organ. When the first licks of the guitar hit the speakers, Brandon Leno is seen standing on the stage, back to the ring with his arms stretched out to the side, head toward the sky. Different colored spotlights dance around him. Leno is wearing an acid wash jean jacket with an outline of a woman with psychedelic butterfly wings printed on the back of the jacket. Leno nods his head back and forth to the music as he turns around, aviator sunglasses on his face. Leno has his tie dyed tights on with Mr. Psychedelic printed across the back. Indica accompanies him down the ramp as he struts his way to the ring, grooving to the music. Len jumps onto the apron and gets into the ring. Once in the ring he goes to the turnbuckle, climbs the second rope and starts dancing to the music, trying to get the crowd involved. Orange looks around the arena, slowly pulls one hand out of his pocket and holds it just above his bellybutton and gives a lazy thumbs up before making his way down the ramp with his hands back into his pockets. Once at the ring, he slowly rolls under the ropes all the way to the middle of the ring where he does a kip-up with his hands still in his pocket. He walks to his corner giving a lazy thumbs up waiting for the match to begin.)

JR-The former IC champion has probably looked forward to this day over a month.

King-Seemly winning a cage match doesn’t seem right unless you did it right.

Kris Gaffney-I wonder what they’d do in an escape only cage match.

Ricky comes onto the ramp with a huge grin, accompanied by Miss Meadows and a pair of nameless showgirls. On occasion, he will toss commemorative casino chips into the crowd. Once arriving at the ring, Miss Meadows will instruct the showgirls to wait backstage.

JR-Regardless of your feelings, the champion has felt he has something to prove.

King-Well a submission match do it.

Kris Gaffney-Or he might get totally embarrassed.

King-Guess you’ll never know until you try.

[Ricky Vegas and Brandon Leno stand in the middle of the ring. Ricky Vegas seems ready to prove something tonight. Brandon Leno seems a bit less serious, Ricky Vegas hits a elbow to the side of head. Brandon Leno staggers backwards. Brandon Leno seems to have gotten the message, and he runs towards Ricky Vegas. Ricky Vegas takes down Brandon Leno with an arm bar. The ref is there in case for some reason Brandon Leno wants to give up. Brandon Leno refuses as he gets up to his feet, Brandon Leno backs Ricky Vegas towards the ropes. Ricky Vegas bounces off of the ropes. Ricky Vegas takes down Brandon Leno with a double leg take down, and he attempts to turn him over with the black jack, but Brandon Leno is able to kick him off, and Ricky Vegas goes flying into the turnbuckle. Brandon Leno gets up and attempts to run towards him, and Ricky Vegas is able to connects with a boot to the face that makes Brandon Leno stagger backwards. Brandon Leno gets picked up by Ricky Vegas, and Ricky Vegas drops him with a body slam. Brandon Leno hits hard into the mat. Ricky Vegas hits another body slam on Brandon Leno. Brandon Leno is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet once again. Ricky Vegas drops him one more time with a body slam that puts down Brandon Leno to complete the three of a kind. Ricky Vegas goes into the corner, and he takes a few moments to consider what he is going to do. Then he yells for Leno to get up to his feet.]

JR-Ricky Vegas is looking for the Full House.

King-This move beat Walter…only because maybe their fans of the sitcom?

Kris Gaffney-Who knows.

[Ricky Vegas goes for the Full House, but he ducks under. Ricky Vegas turns around into a jaw breaker. Ricky Vegas falls right into an attempted Acid trip. But before he can get it truly on Ricky Vegas is able to get the ropes to break up the attempt. Ricky Vegas rolls away, but clearly he’s not happy with what just happened. Brandon Leno holds on to the ropes trying to keep himself up, Ricky Vegas runs towards Brandon Leno. Brandon Leno is able to counter with a hot shot that sends Ricky Vegas flying through the air, and he connects with a super kick that makes Ricky Vegas flying through the ropes, and he falls through the ropes. Ricky Vegas hits into the mat. Brandon Leno measures up on Ricky Vegas to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. Brandon Leno sling shots himself over the top rope, and he connects with a cross body block, but it seems like Brandon Leno hurt his ankle.]

JR-That might be a key element in this match.

King-You think?

Kris Gaffney-But then again, some wrestlers can just magically get better.

[Ricky Vegas goes over to take advantage of this, but Brandon Leno is able to counter with an acid trip, but Ricky Vegas is able to counter by twisting Leno’s leg, right into the black jack!! Ricky Vegas grapevines the leg, Brandon Leno attempts to fight it…but finally has no choice but to tap out.]

JR-Leno situation was unfortunate, but without a doubt Ricky Vegas got his definitive win.

(“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder and Killer Tschida walks out on the stage, and they steps inside of the ring. )

JR-This team seems determined to be the new champions.

King-Ryder knows more than anyone what it takes to be a champion in the EMF though.

Kris Gaffney-Considering Killer’s reactions to failures on doing that…it might help him.

(The arena lights flicker and suddenly everything falls under a deep blanket of darkness when “Funeral March” by The fourth Floor blasts. There is a single spotlight beaming to life in the middle of the ring, revealing an old, battered, Victorian music box. The ratchet lever on the music box begins to spin and we all hear the gentle sounds of a music box eerily creep throughout the cold arena air that grows more ominous with every dainty pluck of pins and teeth, leaving us in the pitch of blackness, gripped by the callous, talon-clawed hands of fear as Lux Aeterna Tenebrosi Stellata plays.)

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen…. Brace yourselves!

(We see the silhouette of a small woman. She makes her way down the aisle as smoke crawls across the canvas surrounding everyone in the ring, at ringside and into the audience.)

Ring Announcer: Making her way down the aisle the lovely and loathsome Morose Rose - Miss Macabre, herself, Grace Brutal!

(She stops halfway down the aisle slyly looking back as a tiny spark flicks behind her. The spark quickly and suddenly turns into a small flame stood upon the wick of a candle which illuminates the contours and crevices of The Wretched Nobody's haggard mask. Suddenly a ring of flames ignite on the side of the ring and as a platform raises Azar Vulcan stands in the center. The flames flashing on his Television Championship.)

Ring Announcer: Making their way to the ring at a combined weight if 635 pounds. The challengers, The Mastermind and The Monster! AZAR VULCAN AND THE WRETCHED NOBODY!

JR-However you can’t count out what this team has been able to do in the short time it’s been together.

King-They were able to beat Logan Riley and Wade Wilson, let’s see if they can continue that.

Kris Gaffney-Individual both are difficult to beat, but one day being a team might catch up to them.

King-Maybe tonight is that night.

[Both teams are in the ring as the team of Ryder and Killer are playing to the crowd a bit despite knowing what their about to go through. The bell rings, and Azar Vulcan and the Wretched Nobody go after the challengers. Azar Vulcan and Ryder fall out of the ring. The Wretched Nobody throws a big fist to the face, and Killer Tschida ducks under. The Wretched Nobody turns around, Killer Tschida goes for a killer kick, but the Wretched Nobody catches it, and he throws it down on the mat, and flattens Killer Tschida with a diving clothesline that makes Killer TSchida do a flip. Killer Tschida is slow to get up to his feet dazed, and the Wretched Nobody drops him with a belly to belly suplex that puts down Killer Tschida. The Wretched Nobody hits a stomp on the shoulder of Killer Tschida. And then another one. The Wretched Nobody puts his boot on the throat of Killer Tschida. There is not ref to stop him, but he does let go for one reason, and one reason only to allow Killer Tschida to get up to his feet in the corner. The Wretched Nobody runs towards the corner, and he connects with a running splash in the corner. Killer Tschida falls down.]

JR-Things are not starting out as Killer expected.

King-He’s gotten chances to hit a few moves though, it might be only a matter of time before he can start to land those moves.

Kris Gaffney-That’s the positive way to look at it if you are a fan of Killer.

Christopher Haynes-That view point won’t last…

[On the outside of the ring Zack Ryder is being whipped to the ring steps, but Zack Ryder reverses the whip, and Azar Vulcan crashes into the ring steps. Zack Ryder falls to a knee, and he takes a few moments to rest up, Azar Vulcan is slow to get upt o his feet. Zack Ryder drives him into the barricade back first. Azar Vulcan is in a lot of pain as he hits into the barricade. Azar Vulcan is in a lot of pain and Azar Vulcan gets lead towards the table, and he smashes his head into the announcers desk, the desk does not break and that seemly not what was what Zack Ryder was going for anyways. Zack Ryder throws Azar Vulcan into the ring. Zack Ryder jumps on the apron, and he climbs up to the top rope. Zack Ryder waits for Azar Vulcan. Zack Ryder see’s Azar Vulcan stagger to his feet. Zack Ryder jumps off of the top rope. Zack Ryder connects with the missile drop kick on Azar Vulcan.]

JR-Zack Ryder is making a come back.

King-Maybe this will be more difficult than it seemed before.

*Mack Daddy glares at King*

King-JR said it!

[Zack Ryder looks towards a table that was set up in the ring off screen, and he grabs Azar Vulcan by the hair, and he drags him over, and he sets him up into a vertical suplex position. But before he can drop Vulcan through the table. Azar Vulcan is able to shift his weight, and he lands behind him. Azar Vulcan drops Zack Ryder for a reverse neck breaker. Zack Ryder is in a lot of pain, and he rolls into the corner, and Azar Vulcan runs towards the corner. Azar Vulcan connects with a running knee to the face. Azar Vulcan waits for Zack Ryder to stagger out of the corner. Zack Ryder connects with a kick to the gut that doubles over Zack Ryder, and he lifts him up, and he drops him with a brain buster!! Azar Vulcan takes a few moments to rest up after he was hit with a few moves earlier. Azar Vulcan stands over Zack Ryder, and he hits a few stomps on the downed Zack Ryder.]

JR-The tables have turned.

King-If things don’t change for Ryder, the tables are going to do more than turn.

Kris Gaffney-Somehow I knew that was coming.

[Azar Vulcan stands ready to attack Zack Ryder. Zack Ryder is slow to get up to his feet, Azar Vulcan gets turned around by Killer Tschida. But Azar Vulcan is able to counter this by raking his eyes. Killer Tschida staggers backwards. Killer Tschida is on a table that just happens to be prompted up into the corner. Azar Vulcan runs towards Killer Tschida. He tries to splash him through the table, but at the last moment Killer Tschida is able to move out of the way. Azar Vulcan goes through the table, but as that was a defensive move, Azar Vulcan is still in the match. But Azar is still hurt as he tries to pull himself out of the wreckage.Killer Tschida waits for Azar Vulcan to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Killer Tschida connects with the Killer kick on Azar Vulcan. Killer Tschida see’s that Zack Ryder getting up to his feet. Zack Ryder and Killer Tschida hits a kick to the gut, and this stuns him, and he connects with a double suplex that puts down Azar Vulcan.]

Christopher Haynes- Tschida's a fool workin' with that sucka..

JR-Well it seems to be working for the time being.

Kris Gaffney-The safe thing to say right now….

[Zack Ryder and Killer Tschida get up. The Wretched Nobody takes down Ryder and Killer with a double clothesline. The Wretched Nobody grabs Killer Tschida by the throat, he lifts him up, and he drops him with a choke slam through the table. KILLER TSCHIDA IS ELIMINATED!! Christopher Haynes gets up from the announcers desk, and he jumps on the apron, and he laughs at Killer Tschida, this seems to draw both Killer and Ryder’s attention. But off camera Ryder gets hit with a Money Maker, which turns him around. Azar grabs Ryder, and drops Ryder through a table with a face crusher. RYDER IS ELIMINATED!! The Wretched Nobody and Azar Vulcan wins the match.]

JR-Christopher Haynes presence costs Tschida and Ryder.

(As Azar and Wretch is gone, Killer Tschida is randomly yelling hitting the ring. Zack Ryder seems to be trying to calming Killer down, Killer seems to be finally calming down. Then out of no where Killer Tschida takes Ryder down with the Killer Kick. Tschida looks down at Ryder as he screams in frustration and the crowd boo’s.)

JR-Why is he doing this?

King-Or maybe he was making sure that Ryder didn’t find a glass window to try to escape from.

Kris Gaffney-Always a concern.

(The ring is filled with superstars.)

JR-It’s time for the battle royal.

King-Luckily we started the entrances off camera…that would have taken forever.

Kris Gaffney-It would have.

[The bell rings and the entire ring erupts in a giant brawl. JT Maverick and Christopher Haynes are brawling. JT Maverick attempts to cheat on Christopher Haynes by raking his eyes. JT Maverick goes for a clothesline after Christopher staggers into the ropes, but JT Maverick is countered by Christopher Haynes with a low blow, and he throws him over the top rope. JT Maverick hits the mat. JT MAVERICK IS ELIMINATED. Brandon Leno and the Rock are throwing fists to the face. The Rock is able to hit an atomic drop that sends Brandon Leno backwards, the Rock goes for a clothesline over the top rope, and he connects with it. Brandon Leno falls on the apron. Brandon Leno is slow to get up to his feet, the Rock is ready to knock him off of the apron. Tommy Malone comes from behind on the Rock and he throws him over the top rope, and Leno assists his tag team partner by lowering the ropes. The Rock falls over the top rope, and on to the floor. The Rock lands on the floor. THE ROCK IS ELIMINATED!!! Lugus Cuhullion on the others ide of the ring as he’s attempting to throw Killer Tschida as Killer Tschida rakes his eyes. Killer Tschida lands behind Lugus Cuhullion. Killer Tschida connects with the Killer Kick on Lugus Cuhullion. Lugus falls backwards and he falls over the top rope, and Lugus Cuhullion lands on the floor. LUGUS CUHULLION IS ELIMINATED!! Troy Gafgen is about to Kenny OMegrape with the Chaos maker, and he does. Troy Gafgen gets up to his feet, and Ricky Vegas catches Troy Gafge off guard with a running front drop kick to the face. Troy Gafgen fly’s over the top rope, and he lands on the floor. TROY GAFGEN IS ELIMINATED!!]

JR-Troy Gafgen is eliminated.

King-AJ isn’t impressed.

Kris Gaffney-Well…at least she got mentioned.

[Connor Wicklow on the other side of the ring throws Ray Revenge over thet op rope, and Ray Revenge lands on the floor. RAY REVENGE IS ELIMINATED!! Zack Ryder goes for the Rough Ryder on Brandon Leno. Zack Ryder move is blocked, Ryder hits a few fists to the face, and Brandon Leno staggers, and Brandon Leno falls over the top rope. Ryder hits a hurricanarana over the top rope. Brandon Leno hits the floor. Zack Ryder is able to hold on to the ropes, and he pulls himself back into the ring before hitting the floor. BRANDON LENO IS ELIMINATED!! Joe E Lavish goes for a cross body block, but it’s caught by Jackson Gunner. Jackson Gunner throws him over the top rope. Lavish lands on the floor. JOE E LAVISH IS ELIMINATED!! Kenny Omegrape asks for the Melon Gods help. Tommy Malone dives at Kenny Omegrape. Kenny Omegrape is able to duck under, and Tommy Malone falls over the top rope, and to the floor. TOMMY MALONE IS ELIMINATED. Kenny Omegrape thanks the Melon Gods, and Ricky Vegas throws Kenny Omegrape over the top rope. Kenny Omegrape lands on the floor. KENNY OMEGRAPE IS ELIMINATED!!]

JR-The field is quickly thinning out.

King-That’s because the Melon Gods said it would.

Kris Gaffney-Good to know.

[Zack Ryder and Killer Tschida find each other through the madness, and now are throwing fists to the face, and they are brawling on the ropes. Seemly not carrying thatConnor Wicklow is able to tip them both over the top rope, and they both hit the floor. ZACK RYDER AND KILLER TSCHIDA IS ELIMINATED. Both brawl on the outside of the ring.]

JR-It seems that Killer Tschida betrayel had implications on this match.

King-It would seem so.

JR-Anyways we are down to the final four.

[Christopher Haynes seems like he’s considering whether or not to join in on the brawl on the outside of the ring, this allows Jackson Gunner to throw him over the top rope, and to the floor. CHRISTOPHER HAYNE IS ELIMINATED!! Ricky Vegas attempts to take advantage of this by running at Jackson Gunner, Jackson Gunner brings Ricky Vegas out with him. Jackson Gunner and Ricky Vegas brawl on the apron. Connor Wicklow hits a drop kick to both Jackson Gunner and Ricky Vegas. Ricky Vegas and Jackson Gunner fall off of the apron. JACKSON GUNNER AND RICKY VEGAS ARE ELIMINATED!! Connor Wicklow wins!!]

JR-Connor Wicklow get the victory, he will face the winner of the death cell tonight.

King-That was his hope coming back.

("Angel on my Shoulder" plays over the PA System and the Beautiful People make their way out onto the ramp, performing their full entrace. Rebecca Michelle looks annoyed as she takes part. Nikki Bella also comes out behind them.)

JR: Both of these groups split off from the Beautiful People... and after tonight, only 1 will remain.

King: It's a shame.... why can't all the hor girls get along!

Eddie: Where would the fun be in that?

("Insatiable" plays next and out comes Tiffany, Stacy Hancock, Kelly Kelly, Charlotte Flair and Ashley Irvine, who does not look happy about being on this team.)

JR: I'm sure Ashley Irvine would rather be fighting on the other team....

King: Well, she is dating the leader of the other team.

Eddie: It sounds hotter than it really is....

King: Just because she's your sister...

(Both teams discuss who is going to start out the match. Catherine Walker seems to want to start for her team, but Rebecca Michelle argues with her. Catherine and Laura discuss it and eventually decide to send Rebecca in. Tiffany decides to start for her team. The bell rings. Rebecca runs at Tiffany but then stops in front of her. Tiffany smirks and just leaps up and nails Rebecca with the TNT. She hooks the leg for 1..... 2...... 3! Rebecca sits up and just laughs, clearly wanting nothing to do with this match or her team. She rolls out of the ring and mocks Laura and Catherine as she heads up the ramp. Laura looks annoyed but not shocked. This time Catherine does come in for her team. She runs at Tiffany and nails her with a clothesline. Tiffany jumps up and Catherine clotheslines her down again, and then nails a quick suplex as she gets up. Catherine throws Tiffany into the ropes, and goes for her SMS Super Kick, but Tiffany holds onto the ropes and doesn't walk into it. Catherine charges at Tiffany for a clothesline but Tiffany hits a big back body drop, sending Catherine flying to the outside where the lands hard.)

JR: As a reminder... the championship is on the line here.... any time the reigning champion is pinned, the belt will change hands.

King: Which means even Catherine's partners might be secretly hoping she loses.....

Eddie: They better not be! No one here deserves to end Catherine's reign!

(Nikki Bella picks Catherine up and helps her back into the ring but Catherine almost walks straight into a TNT.... at the last moment she is able to push Tiffany off and Tiffany crashes to the mat. Catherine turns round and yells at Nikki who pleads her innocence. Tiffany uses the distraction to roll up Catherine for 1...... 2....... KICK OUT! Tiffany bangs the mat in frustration and heads over to her corner and smirks as she tags in Ashley Irvine. Ashley looks annoyed but before her and Catherine can react, Nikki Bella steals a blind tag. She gets into the ring and charges at Ashley, but Ashley ducks under her clothesline attempt and then as Nikki turns round, Ashley kicks her in the midsection and plants her down with a DDT. Ashley looks over at Laura and Catherine on the apron and looks apologetic and then goes over and tags in Charlotte Flair instead. Charlotte comes into the ring and Nikki kicks her and scoops her up, looking for the Rack Attack, but Charlotte grabs hold of the top rope and uses it to pull herself free. Nikki turns round and walks into a Big Boot from Charlotte. Charlotte then grabs Nikki's legs and applies the Figure 4 and then branches up into the Figure 8. Nikki is shrieking in pain and looks like she's about to tap when Laura Cena gets into the ring and breaks the hold. Charlotte jumps up looking furious and walks into a superkick from Laura. Nikki takes advantage by rolling Charlotte up and holding the tights for 1...... 2..... KICK OUT by Charlotte! The referee grabs hold of Laura and tries to get her back into her corner. While he's doing this he does notice Lana steal a blind tag on Nikki. Unfortunately for Charlotte, she doesn't see it. She grabs hold of Nikki and plants her down with a suplex but Lana takes her down with a Chop Block. Charlotte goes down hard and Lana wastes no time applying the Accolade to Charlotte Flair. Charlotte tries to get to the ropes but Nikki pulls the bottom rope away and in the end Charlotte Flair is forced to submit. Lana jumps up and starts celebrating and Catherine looks thrilled as well, but she doesn't notice Kelly Kelly has snuck into the ring and Kelly shocks Lana with a roll up for 1..... 2...... 3!)

JR: The Beautiful People were briefly level in the match.... but Kelly Kelly restores her teams advantage.

King: That wasn't fair! Lana was busy celebrating.

Eddie: When you look like that, you should always be celebrating.

(Kelly mocks Lana who is having a tantrum on the outside. Nikki Bella is back in the ring but Kelly takes her down with a clothesline. Nikki gets up and Kelly throws her hard into the apron. Nikki falls to a seated position and Kelly taunts before hitching her shorts up and hitting a stink face on Nikki Bella! She mocks Catherine as she does, because she knows how much Catherine hated the move. When Kelly stops, she goes over and makes the tag to Tiffany. Nikki stumbles up ina daze and walks right into a TNT! Tiffany hooks the leg for 1..... 2..... 3! We are down to 4 against 2 with only Laura and Catherine left. Laura rolls her eyes at hod badly her partners have done so far, and then she enters the ring. Tiffany is talking to her, seemingly indicating she should let Catherine come in, but Laura isn't listening and beckons for Tiffany to bring it. Tiffany shakes her head... and the goes over and makes the tag to Ashley. The crowd gasp as Ashley comes into the ring with her girlfriend on the other side of the ring. Tiffany, Stacy and Kelly smirk and start to mock them. Ashley goes to tag out, but the other girls drop off the apron. Laura approaches Ashley and the two of them hug in the ring. As they pull apart, they seem unsure what to do. Suddenly the lights in the arena go out. The audience is shocked, not knowing what is happening, and when they come back on, Rachel Cena is in the ring, and she's holding her Lock Box. She hands it to the referee who looks shocked, and then calls to the announcer to announce it.)

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentleman.... Rachel Cena is cashing in her Lock Box.... as Ashley has already opened her lock box, and now Rachel has, the two of them must now be tied together for a period of time.

(Everyone in the match looks confused as a pair of handcuffs with a slightly longer than usual chain come out of the box, and Ashley and Rachel are chained together. Ashley looks thrilled and hugs Rachel, who acts like she hates it. When she stops, Rachel lunges forward and hits Laura with the chain. The referee yells at her, and then disqualifies Ashley.)

JR: Well I guess that's one way out of the issue....

King: But it probably creates a lot more....

Eddie: I have no idea what we just witnessed....

(Tiffany's team look annoyed but Stacy Hancock slides into the ring, trying to take advantage of Laura being hit with a chain. She covers Laura for 1....... kick out! Stacy looks annoyed, like she thought the chain would have more impact. She throws Laura into the turnbuckle as Laura gets up, and then chokes her in the corner with her leg. Laura grabs hold of her leg and pulls it away from her throat, and then transitions into a drop toe hold.... and applies the WT..... H! on Stacy. Unfortunately, Stacy is too close to the ropes, and she gets her free leg onto the bottom rope. The referee counts 1...... 2...... 3....... 4...... Laura finally breaks the hold. Stacy looks hurt though and she stumbles up, right into a Royally Screwed from Laura! Laura hooks the leg for 1...... 2..... 3! Both teams are down to 2 now and Kelly Kelly comes into the ring and charges at Laura and eats a SPEAR! Laura goes over and tags in Catherine Walker, who immediately climbs to the top and nails the OMG on Kelly! Catherine hooks the leg for 1..... 2....... 3!)

JR: And just like that.... the Beautiful People have a 2 on 1 advantage....

King: But they saved the best until last.

Eddie: Don't do it Laura...... you must resist temptation!

(Tiffany comes into the ring and Catherine charges at her but Tiffany hits a right hand and Catherine hits the deck hard. Just as this happens, Stacy Hancock gets up on the apron and lifts her skirt a little, distracting the referee as Tiffany throws Brass Knuckles to Kelly, and then Kelly and Stacy leave together. Tiffany hooks the leg of Catherine for 1..... 2...... Laura Cena makes the save. Tiffany leaps up and gets in Laura's face and starts yelling at her. She seems to be explaining to Laura that Tiffany pinning Catherine is the only way Laura can win the championship tonight. Catherine is trying to pull herself up using the ropes and Laura looks over at her, and Tiffany motions for Laura to take her out. Before anything happens though, Laura is hurled out of the ring by none other than Becky Bayless. Tiffany looks confused and then she sees Eva Marie is also at ringside, and Eva slides the Money in the Bank briefcase to Becky. Tiffany runs at Becky but eats a face full of briefcase Becky throws her out of the ring also. As Catherine gets to her feet, Becky grabs her, and nails a Streamliner down onto the Briefcase. She picks Catherine up, and nails the move again for good measure. Eva then slides into the ring and hands the case to the referee, who accepts it.)

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentleman.... Eva Marie is cashing in her Money in the Bank briefcase!

(Eva just puts a foot on Catherine and the referee counts 1...... 2..... 3! Eva Marie is the new EMF Women's Champion! She slides out of the ring, grabs the belt from ringside and slowly walks up the ramp. Laura rolls into the ring and looks shocked. Tiffany gets in too and throws herself over Catherine for 1...... 2....... Laura breaks up the pin again.)

JR: I don't think this is what anybody had in mind for this stage of the match.....

King: But remember.... they still need to determine which group is allowed to remain as a team, and which team has to disband.

Eddie: Catherine's reign can't be over! Alycia was totally going to end it any day now....

(Tiffany and Laura start arguing and Tiffany seems to be pleading with Laura to join her group instead. Laura nods, and smiles at Tiffany, and Tiffany looks shocked and relieved. The pair hug in the ring as Catherine once again tries to pull herself up. Laura grabs Catherine, and scoops her up onto her shoulders.... but as Laura flips Catherine off her shoulders, Catherine comes down and connects with a modified version of the Retro Rewind on Tiffany! Laura smirks like it was all planned and Catherine drapes an arm over Tiffany for 1...... 2....... 3!)

JR: I knew Laura wouldn't turn on Catherine....

King: Somehow, I think Tiffany was convinced...

Eddie: She wouldn't dare.... Rachel would make her life a living hell...

(Catherine is clutching her head, clearly in pain from the beating she's taken. Laura holds her in her arms. Catherine calls for her championship, clearly not even knowing what happened previously. As Laura explains what happened, Catherine screams out in anger and we head to commercial.)

We hear the gentle sounds of a music box eerily creep throughout the arena growing more ominous, as Lux Aeterna Tenebrosi Stellata plays.

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen…. Brace yourselves!

Smoke crawls across the canvas surrounding everyone in the ring, at ringside and the front row of the audience. Grace walks out into the middle of the stage smiling ear to ear as the arena lights flicker again, through the strobe we see The Wretched Nobody appear from nowhere.

Ring Announcer: Making her way down the aisle the lovely, and loathsome Morose Rose - Miss Macabre, herself, Grace Brutal! Her Dark Star hails from The Danvers State Lunatic Asylum, Salem Massachusetts and at Six Foot Eleven inches tall – at Four Hundred and Twenty Pounds he is… the Five Time EMF Heavyweight Champion of the Woooooorld! THE WRETCHED NOBODY!

Nobody slithers under the bottom rope, and slides back sitting in the corner. Nobody reaches for the top rope and pulls himself back to his feet. He rolls his neck and glares hard at the floor as he rocks from side to side in his corner.

JR-Earlier in the month the Cabal waked a sleeping giant and it came at the price of the World Championship.

King-That’s funny…maybe he saw when I did the same to Tony and he just whined about “these kids now a days”.

Kris Gaffney-That didn’t happen.

King-It’s the truth!! It’s MY truth.

(“Game On” blasts on the PA system. Tony Ikeda walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the Death Cell.)

JR-Tony Ikeda has had experience in this match.

King-He doesn’t have any experience of having this match when someone is yelling “DEATH CELL!!”

Kris Gaffney-At least towards him.

[Tony Ikeda stares down the Wretched Nobody but realizing what he’s about to go through, the monster is just looking a hole through Tony Ikeda as the bell rings. Tony Ikeda runs towards the Wretched Nobody with a few fists to the face, and the Wretched Nobody seems to be not effected. The Wretched Nobody hits a head butt. The Wretched Nobody goes for a trephination, but Tony Ikeda is able to duck under. Tony Ikeda gets a singpaore cane off of the side of the death cell. Tony Ikeda hits the Wretched Nobody with a cane shot it does effect the Wretched Nobody, but it also breaks the cane over the back of the Wretched Nobody. This seems to anger the Wretched Nobody. The Wretched Nobody goes at Tony Ikeda, but the cane shot did slow him down a little bit, so Tony Ikeda is able to drop toe hold right into an explosion. The Wretched Nobody rolls around in pain. Tony Ikeda waits for the Wretched Nobody to get up to his feet. Tony Ikeda hooks the Wretched Nobody for a full nelson, but it’s countered by the Wretched Nobody who hits a few back elbows to the side of the head. Tony Ikeda lets go of the hold. The Wretched Nobody tries to attack Tony Ikeda clearly angry, but Tony Ikeda is able to use this against him as he throws him hard itno the death cell. The Wretched Nobody’s head bounces off of the cells side. Tony Ikeda waits as the Wretched Nobody staggers backwards. Tony Ikeda hooks the Wretched Nobody, and he drops him with a full nelson suplex.]

JR-So far Tony Ikeda’s knowledge of the cell has helped him.

King-That didn’t stop Primetime for being yelled at.

Kris Gaffney-Jarred Carthallion….was a loud guy.

[Tony Ikeda goes into the cover on the Wretched Nobody. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2……..The Wretched Nobody powers out of the cover sending Tony Ikeda flying across the cell. Tony Ikeda tries to get up, but the Wretched Nobody is able to take down him with a hard clothesline that makes Tony Ikeda flying through the air. The Wretched Nobody takes a few moments, and he grabs a baseball bat with a barbwire wrapped on it. The Wretched Nobody rubs the barbwire part on the face of Tony Ikeda is in pain. The Wretched Nobody waits for Tony Ikeda to get up to his feet, and once he does The Wretched Nobody hits the baseball bat into the gut, The Wretched Nobody puts the bat on the mat, the Wretched Nobody drives Tony Ikeda face first into the bat. Tony Ikeda is busted open. It looks like the Wretched Nobody is having fun with this match now. The Wretched Nobody grabs Tony Ikeda, and drives him into the electrified side. Sparks goes flying, and Tony Ikeda is in pain. The Wretched Nobody waits for Tony Ikeda to stagger back towards him. Tony Ikeda gets grabbed around the throat, and the Wretched Nobody lift up Tony Ikeda, and he drops him across the leg for the spine chiller. The Wretched Nobody takes a few moments as he seemly is thinking of his next move. The Wretched Nobody stands up, and then he takes a few steps back, he measures up for the trephination.]

JR-The Wretched Nobody attempted this before, but it didn’t quite work how he wanted.

King-He was trying a little early for that move.

Kris Gaffney-He certainly got a taste of the cell due to that.

[The Wretched Nobody goes for the trephination, but Tony Ikeda is able to duck under, and he locks in the full nelson. The Wretched Nobody breaks the hold. Tony Ikeda rolls away, the Wretched Nobody goes after him, the Wretched Nobody goes to attack him, Tony ducks out of the way, a charge goes off that the Wretched Nobody goes into. The Wretched Nobody stagger backwards, and Tony Ikeda hooks the Wretched Nobody for a school boy pinning combination. The ref counts 1…………..2……………3!!]

JR-Tony’s knowledge of the Death Cell might have aided him tonight.

King-AEW is probably jealous…

Kris Gaffney-Meh, they just said the Melon Gods said so.

(The Wretched Nobody grabs Tony Ikeda, and he throws him right thorugh the death cell, but he’s out of it as Survival of the Fittest goes off the air.)