EMF: Survival of the Fittest

The pyro explodes as part of the opening package to the EMF Survival Of The Fittest PPV as the sold out arena is on their feet, roaring with anticipation. The camera focuses in on the cage hanging high above the ring, giving a few shots from various angles before panning around and focusing in on the creative signs made by EMF fans...

- Keep Calm And Hug Bayley -

- Tommy Thunder for TV Champ... And President -

- Hey Johnny, I Drink Jack Daniel's Too -

- Blayze Draco Smells Like My Dirty Gym Socks -

- Castle Black Is Under Attack -

- The Mercenary Is Prez Mike's Secret Love Child -

As the smoke dies down from the opening pyro shoot, the fans anticipation dies down. Survival Of The Fittest is now underway.

KRIS GAFFNEY - We are live in Chicago Illonois!!

JR - Welcome To EMF's Survival Of The Fittest!!

KING - JR, look at that cage!

("Blind" blasts on the PA system as John Tolly walks to the ring. He steps inside of the ring. He steps inside of the cage.)

JR-This is John Tolly's first PPV match.

King-What a way to start out your career.

Kris Gaffney-Not only at Survival of the Fittest, but in a cage.

("Renegade" blasts on the PA system as Casper Santaruz walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the cage.)

JR-Casper seems he's very dangerous after not having a match last week.

King-You mean he was never not dangerous?

Kris Gaffney-Guess not, we have seen his past, he seems at home in a steel cage.

("Khaos theme" blasts on the PA system as Khaos walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-The returning Khaos can't be under estimated either.

King-Let's remember he was the guy who one time main evented First Blood.

Kris Gaffney-He always seems to make an impact, it's just a matter of his returns lasting.

JR-He might be a EMF legend by now, I understand your point Kris.

Casper does not even wait for the bell to ring as he runs and hits Khaos and Tolly. Khaos is first one up and is hit with a dropkick. Casper lines up on Tolly but Tolly dodges it, and Casper hits the ground, Casper comes down hard with an elbow drop to the chest. Khaos gets up and nails Tolly from behind with a dropkick that sends Tolly crashing into the steel cage. As he falls back, Khaos delivers a hard kick to his right knee then combines it with a neckbreaker. Khaos gets up and dodges a clothesline from Casper, hops on the cage, waits a moment and catches Casper with a Spring board Corkscrew Neckbreaker. He goes to pick up Casper but is nailed with a forearm to the back of his head, sending him off balance. Tolly, holdinh the barbed wire bat Khaos brought with him, and takes it to Khaos’ knees. Now on the ground, Khaos sees the bat coming down to his face, but it never lands because Casper has grabbed Tolly and delivers a Side Russian Legsweep. Casper grabs Tolly by the hair, drags him up, and throws him into the ropes, setting up a Fireman’s Carry into a Facebuster. He goes for the cover..the ref counts..1…2…Khaos breaks it up. Casper gets up angrily and hits Khaos with a hard right hand, knocking Khaos down. Khaos gets up quickly but Casper grans him with both hands by the neck and throws him into the corner. He follows and hits with a Splash. He grabs Khaos’ head and grinds it along the cage. Until out of nowhere, Tolly connects a dropkick that knocks both opponents into the cage and on the mat. Khaos hits hard and is out. Khaos sees this and goes for the cover...1…2…Casper comes down with an elbow to Tolly’s head breaking up the count. Casper grabs Tolly by the hair and drags him up. He immediately drops him with a DDT. He begins stomping repeatedly on the chest of Tolly. Then takes a few shots to the head. He picks a dazed Tolly up and throws him in the ropes Casper goes for a clothesline but Tolly ducks under, stops. As soon as Casper turns his face is met with a Superkick, knocking him back into the cage. Tolly takes a few steps forward and goes for another Superkick, but Casper ducks, grabs Tolly’s leg and pushes him the ground. He holds onto Tolly’s leg and comes down with an elbow to his leg while driving it to the mat. He keeps hold off the leg and does it again and again and again. He drops Tolly’s leg. He looks over just in time to see Khaos’ legs wrap around for a Hurrancanranna. Instantly, Khaos is on him and puts him in the Muta Lock.

Jerry the King Lawler: Khaos has Casper in the Muta Lock in the center of the ring. Tolly is down. This could be it.

KG: I don’t know, Casper is kinda into that thing. He may like it.

Khaos has had Casper in the Muta Lock for over a minute, but Khaos realizes he won’t tap so he releases the hold. He goes for the cover…1..2…kickout by Casper. He looks over at Tolly and sees him starting to get up. He runs over and nails him with a Running Knee. He runs to the ropes, ticking Casper under the ring, he bounces off but Casper grabs his leg. Khaos and delivers a punishing blow to Casper’s side. This gives Tolly just enough time to recover. Khaos turns around, Tolly goes for a spear and crashes right into the cage, landing on top of Casper. Khaos looks up and jumps on the cage. He begins climbing the cage. When he gets halfway up, Tolly notices and begins climbing up. Casper notices this, instead of climbing up to them he starts to climb to the corner. Khaos is at the top. Tolly is just in distance to grab his foot and stop him from going over. He uses this delay to pull himself to the top. They begin exchanging blows. They both land a hard blow that knocks them back. Meanwhile, Casper is somehow walking the cage. He kicks Tolly in the back of the head, then steps over him into a kick to the face of Khaos. He jumps, wraps his legs around Tolly’s neck, and grabs Khaos’ head in a DDT position.

JR- OHMAHGAWD!!! How are they going to survive this?

The King- How did he walk the cage like that?

KG- Is he related to Undertaker?

[Casper looks up the cage, and then he starts to climb up to the top of the cage. Khaos gets up to his feet, and once he starts to climb up the cage side too. Both of them are on the top of the cage. Khaos, and Casper throw fists to the face. Casper is getting the upper hand, and then he grabs Khaos head, and he smashes it on the top of the cage head first. Then does it again, and then again. Khaos falls backwards on to the top of the cage. Khaos is now bleeding. Casper tries to get over the cage side. But John Tolly grabs a hold of his leg, and then he tries to kick him off. But Khaos is charges on the platform on the top of the cage, and he hits a running knee on Casper. Khaos falls down on the cage top, and falls on down on the cage side, only grabbing a hold of the bottom of the platform before falling fall the way down. Khaos realizes he's on the outside side of the cage. With where he's hanging he lets go just as Casper dives trying to stop him, and he lands on the outside of the ring. Khaos wins via escape!!]

JR-Khaos went through hell, but he ends up the victor in this match.

Kris Gaffney-That pesky third man gets in the way all the time!

(The EMF tron lights up to show backstage hall way. Charlotte is walking down the hall on her way to make her entrance to her match against Alycia Irvine. Suddenly she stops dead in her tracks, and then she says.)

.::Charlotte::.-Does it never stop with your EMF losers? Can never stay out of my way, whether it's metaphorically, or literally. Who in the hell are you suppose to be honey. I always told the EMF cast off's how ugly they are, that's probably why the EMF didn't want to promote them. Looks like you just made the cut honey.

(Charlotte laughs to herself like she's so funny.)

.::Myneth::.-Haha real funny dear, But can you buzz off I've got real adult matters to deal with, Unlike you..making fun of a grown woman about her looks..What are you like 11..Like OMG but I don't really care.

(Myneth gives Charlotte a mocking smile. Charlotte opens her mouth like she's mocking Myneth.)

.::Charlotte::.-Oh, no did I hurt your feelings. Cry me a river. Sounds like your trying hard to be "adult". Well, don't worry about being "adult". Because I think if your worried about growing old too fast, I'll allow you to skip a whole bunch of steps, and send you right to the retirement home after I defeat your "chosen one". You should thank me, you wouldn't have done anything with that time anyways. So if you don't care, then get out of here, and watch me do what I do best.

(Myneth turns away to leave. Charlotte looks like she's about to leave, she turns back, and she hits a clothesline to the back of the head. Charlotte grabs Myneth, and throws her into the wall. She bounces off, and Charlotte with a chair hits her with a chair shot. Charlotte drops the chair as Myneth tries to get up, but is obviously dazed, Charlotte hits Natural Section on Myneth into the chair.)

.::Charlotte::.-Just like I thought...nothing but a loser, just like everyone else in this federation.

(Charlotte laughs as she stares down at Myneth. She then walks off screen as her match is next. We fade back into the arena. There is a few moments that go by, and then Charlotte's theme starts to play. "Recognition" blasts on the PA system as Charlotte walks out from the back. She stops, stares down the EMF audience with contempt. She walks down the ramp. She gets to the ring side area, and she does a front flip. She climbs up on the apron, and does splits. She backs into the ring. She gets up, and continues to pose.)

King-This entrance is kind of over done, isn't it.

Kris Gaffney-Yeah...

JR-Charlotte is not a contracted EMF worker, she works for Stephanie McMahon-Walker's WWE. But seemly a former EMF diva appeared in the WWE, and took her title belt, and she's not happy with that.

The Fink-From the Queen City...weight at...even wikipedia doesn't know...she is CHARLOTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEE

King-...and for some reason Alycia Irvine stepped up to defend the honor of the EMF.

Kris Gaffney-I doubt it was for noble reasons.

(The lights dim. The lights turn slightly to red as "Lava Ground" blasts on the PA Alycia Irvine walks out with her hoodie robe with her hairs out stretched. She spins around as the camera zooms in, she turns around as you see glowing yellow eyes. She spins around, she walks down to the ring. She walks up the steps, goes under the middle rope, she steps inside of the ring. She steps in the middle of the ring. A spotlight shines on her, she dips down, and throws off her hoodie. Alycia stares down Charlotte as she paces around the ring. Her music starts to fade, she goes into the corner, waiting for this match to begin.)

The Fink-From Orlando, Florida...weighing at...STILL none of our business....she is "the Chosen One"....ALYCIA....IRVVVVVVVINE!!

JR-Last week, Alycia had an impressive debut in a tag team match.

King-But that's a tag team match!

Kris Gaffney-Her tag team partner was Eddie Stratus, both wrestler's were debuting, I don't think you can argue that either hid each other's lack of experience.

[Alycia Irvine gets out of the corner she was in to start this match. Alycia Irvine stands on one one side of the ring. But it seems that Charlotte is too busy yelling at the crowd in the middle of the ring. Being way too self obsessed with herself. In fact before the bell rings, she goes out, and spends sometime mocking the crowd in attendance. She circles around the ring insulting everyone at ring side she can. Finally she steps inside of the ring as Alycia doesn't looked impressed. Alycia, and Charlotte go face to face. The ref is going to do a few final things, but seemly Charlotte wants to get the first shot in as she hits a slap to the face of Alycia. The ref see's that the two are ready to fight so he rings the bell. Alycia spins around, and hits a spin kick right to the gut that doubles over Charlotte. Charlotte stays doubled over like she can't believe that Alycia would do that. She gets up, she throws a fist, but gets knocked down with a hard fist. Charlotte gets up holding her face. Alycia hits a few stinging forearm shots that knock Charlotte to the ropes. Just before the ref gets on Alycia Irvine for not giving Charlotte enough space, Alycia Irvine whips Charlotte off of the ropes. Or she would if Charlotte didn't reverse the whip. SHe bounces off of the ropes Charlotte lowers her head, but it's countered by Alycia Irvine who puts Charlotte into a small package. The ref counts the 1....................2.....KICK OUT by Charlotte. Charlotte gets up, and doesn't look happy. She gets nailed with a super kick to the chin that knocks her backwards into the corner. Alycia goes into the corner, and she holds up her hands. She measures up, and she hits a loud knife edge chop to the upper chest of Charlotte that echo's through the arena. She hits another, and then another.]

King-Hey! Alycia can't use that move against Charlotte. That's like against the rules!

JR-I don't think it is JR.

King-If Bobby Heenan was here, he would say this isn't fair to Flair!

Kris Gaffney-Even though it's not him?

King-At his age, I'm pretty sure he wouldn't know the difference.

Kris Gaffney-Old joke...what does that make you?

King-I see why Cyrus Black doesn't like you...

[Charlotte is dazed enough for Alycia to whip Charlotte out of the corner before the ref gets on her case. But as she does, Charlotte is able to reverse the whip, and then Charlotte follows Alycia into the corner. Alycia sling shots herself over the top of Charlotte with the help of the corner. As Alycia is in the air, Charlotte is able to stop dead in her tracks. Charlotte turns as Alycia is falling back on the mat. She has Alycia on her back, and she runs out of the corner, and she hits a back pack stunner. Charlotte sits down on the mat, and then shakes off the effects of the prior moves. She gets up, and yells at the downed Alycia who is still holding her jaw. Charlotte hits a few stomps on the downed Alycia. She picks up Alycia into a seated position, Charlotte hits kick to the back of Alycia. Then she hooks a surf board stretch. Alycia Irvine is in a lot of pain as the ref asks Alycia if she wants to give up. Alycia shakes her head "no". Alycia Irvine tries to get up to her feet, but Charlotte is able to break the hold. She grabs Alycia Irvine by the hair, and she drives her back down with a clubbing blow around the upper chest area. Charlotte hits a few stomps to follow it up, then she puts her into a seated position, and then she once again puts her into a surf board stretch. But Alycia is now looks more angry, and determined to get up to her feet. She starts to fight up to her feet.]

JR-Charlotte is trying to keep Alycia from mounting an offense.

King-I think the first few moves told Charlotte she was in for more of a fight than she expected.

Kris Gaffney-She's a former WWE diva's champion for a reason, it's not like a champion would ever not take her someone she faced seriously, and not be great...oh yeah...Cyrus Black, what was I thinking.

[Alycia fights up to her feet, and then she slowly starts to turn the surfboard stretch. Alycia uses a kick to break one of the grip of Charlotte. Alycia Irvine jumps up, and she hits a monkey flip, but Charlotte is able to hold on to one of Alycia's arms, so she doesn't go too far. Alycia is able to float over into a pinning attempt, then pushes down on the shoulders of Charlotte. The ref counts the 1...................2.................Charlotte counters by kicking up her legs, and hooking Alycia's arms, she brings her down, and she hooks her for a pin 1.................2..............Charlotte kicks out, and pops right into a pinning combination. The ref counts the 1.................2..............another kick out. Alycia rolls into the ropes, and Charlote measures up, and she goes for a thurst kick to the face of Alycia. Alycia ducks under, and she lowers the ropes, and Charlotte is hooked on the top rope. She is in pain. Alycia Irvine hits a standing drop kick that knocks down Charlotte out of the ring, and she crashes down on the mat around ring side. Alycia Irvine falls to a knee, and waits for Charlotte to get up to her feet on the outside of the ring. She measures up on Charlotte who is slowly pulling herself up to her feet. Alycia Irvine runs to the ropes, she jumps on the ropes, and she does a spring board moonsault over the top rope, and right on to Charlotte on the outside. Both wrestlers are down on the mat as the crowd gives a loud pop for that last move.]

JR-That is a move we haven't seen in a while.

King-Her father use to do it, but he stopped at some point doing that variation of that move.

Kris Gaffney-Can only have so much room for all the moves that Jericho knows.

King-Especially ARMBAR!!

[Alycia Irvine uses the barrcaide to pull herself up to her feet. By this time Charlotte has also gotten up to her feet, once she gets up to her feet. Charlotte tries to attack Alycia from behind, Alycia counters this with a back kick to the gut. Alycia tries to whip Charlotte to the ring steps, but it's reversed by Charlotte. Alycia jumps over the steel steps in one jump. But Charlotte thinking quickly is able to drop kick the steel steps. The steps hit right into the back of Alycia's legs. This sends Alycia down on the mat. She is clutching her leg, but doesn't seem injured, just hurt. Charlotte grabs Alycia, and she throws her into the ring. Charlotte follows behind. Alycia Irvine is slow to get up to her feet, and Charlotte lifts up Alycia, and she hits a shin breaker. Alycia stumbles around on one foot, and then Charlotte connects with a chop block. Alycia Irvine is in a lot of pain on the mat. Charlotte grabs Alycia's leg, and she hits a few elbow drops to the leg, and she gets up to her feet. She hooks Alycia Irvine's leg, and then she hooks the figure four. Charlotte bridges up into the figure eight Alycia screams in pain. The ref asks Alycia is she wants to give it up, she shake's her head no. She puts her shoulders on the mat, and then the ref counts the 1................2...............Alycia Irvine lifts her shoulders on the mat. She looks for a way out of the hold, she tries to turn it, but she can't with the Figure 8 still locked in. She puts her shoulders on the mat again.Then she bridges up herself, and she uses this to spin in the air, and she reverses the hold. Alycia breaks it, Alycia has to take a few moments to rest. But then she is able to grab a hold Charlotte's leg before Charlotte can recover as well. Alycia stands up, she puts it over her neck, and lifts her up hooking Charlotte into an unnamed submissoin (for now), Charlotte is in a lot of pain.]

King-What the hell is that?

JR-That's the move Alycia calls Bend U Like Beckham.

Kris Gaffney-I'm sure at this moment, Charlotte would wish Apu would forbid herself to be bent like Beckham.

[Charlotte is screaming in pain as she tries to figure out a way out of the hold. She is having trouble finding a good escape to this move. Charlotte is raising her hand like she is about to tap. But then she crawls a little bit, and dives, and grabs a hold of the ropes. The ref counts to 4, Alycia Irvine gets backed off. CHarlotte pulls herself up to her feel with the help of the ropes. She goes for a super kick, but it's ducked under by Alycia. Charlotte hits a super kick on the ref, the ref is knocked out. Charlotte stares down at the ref, and she turns around, and Alycia Irvine hits a running ezuguri that connects to the side of the head. She goes into the cover, but remembers there is no ref. She looks annoyed, and she picks up Charlotte, she hits a forearm shot to the face. Alycia tries to whip Charlotte, but it's reversed by Charlotte. Alycia Irvine bounces off of the ropes, and then she hooks the ropes. Charlotte charges at Alycia Irvine. Alycia counters with a back body drop that sends Charlotte flying over the top rope, and then she crashes down on the mat. Alycia takes a few moments to rest up as she takes a look behind her as Charlotte is stumbling up to her feet. Alycia Irvine runs to the ropes, she bounces off of the ropes, and she leaps over the top rope, and she goes for a summer sault helo over the top rope, but Charlotte dives out of the way, and Alycia crashes into the mat around ring side. Charlotte looks happy that she did not have to take that move. Charlotte looks under the ring. She pulls out a table she sets it up. She grabs Alycia, and she puts Alycia Irvine on the table. Charlotte jumps on the apron, she climbs up to the nearest turnbuckle. She climbs up to the top rope, but as she is about to make it up to the top rope, Alycia Irvine gets off of the table, and as quickly as possible gets on the apron. She climbs up the turnbuckle, and she hits a few clubbing blows to the back of Charlotte. Alycia Irvine hooks Charlotte, and she hits a super belly to back suplex that sends both diva's through the table. Both diva's are down on the mat as the crowd react to the big spot by the two diva's.]

JR-My god! Both these competitors are giving all they have.

King-Only problem is what happens when the ref wakes up, and see's that there is a broken table outside?

Kris Gaffney-Maybe Sammy Extreme returned, you don't know! *Kris points to King*

[Both diva's don't move for a while then slowly Alycia Irvine pulls herself out of the wreckage she grabs Charlotte up with her, she throws her into the ring. Alycia Irvine kicks the wreckage of the table under the ring. On the other side of the ring, Charlotte has climbed up to her feet with the help of the ropes, and she starts to take off of the turnbuckle. Charlotte throws off the turnbuckle padding, and then she turns around as Alycia Irvine is in the ring, having issues getting up to her feet. Charlotte begs off, and then Alycia closes the gap, but Charlotte grabs her top, and sends her into the unprotected turnbuckle. Alycia Irvine goes into the top rope. Alycia holds her head in pain.]

JR-Charlotte is doing everything to survive.

King-So it would seem.

[From the stage, Lady Myneth stands looking angry with a chair, she is still dazed from the attack earlier. She stumbles down the ring side area. Myneth tries to enter the ring, but Charlotte thinking quickly, hits a drop kick that goes right into Lady Myneth's face. Myneth falls ring side, she leaves the steel chair. Charlotte grabs the chair, she smiles as she has the chair. Alycia Irvine stumbles up to her feet, she stumbles backwards with her back tn Charlotte, Charlotte loads up to hit the the chair shot on Alycia. Alycia counters with the mind control Pele kick. The mind control kicks the chair right back into the face of Charlotte. The chair goes flying out of the ring. Charlotte is out on her feet, and she falls down on the mat. Alycia Irvine see's the ref is coming to, and she climbs out of the ring, she climbs up to the top rope. She measures up on Charlotte, she leaps off of the top rope, and hits the Star Killer. Alycia Irvine hooks the leg of Charlotte as she makes the cover. The ref crawls into position. The ref counts the 1....................2......................3!!]

JR-Charlotte gave it her damnest, but Alycia Irvine was able to find a way to get a victory.

King-Maybe she is the chosen one JR.

Kris Gaffney-Do we have to yell this fact when she disappoints us?

(Alycia Irvine rolls out of the ring as her theme song plays. She has to crawl half way up the ramp, before finally getting up to her feet. She is still stumbled as she looks over her shoulder at the carnage left in the ring before disappearing behind curtain.)

"WOO WOO WOO, YOU KNOW IT", Zack Ryder's entrance music hits as he steps out onto the stage, jumping around to get the arena pumped up for the title match He pulls the Intercontinental Championship from his waist and hoists it into air with both hands.

FINK - Introducing first, the EMF Intercontinental Champion, Zack Ryder!

The strobe lights go off changing colors as Zack Ryder begins walking down the ramp pacing to the rythem of his entrance music. Once he gets to the ringside area he goes up by the front row and rubs a child on the head from the audience as the childs father snaps a photo of them. Zack Ryder then removes his head band and gives it to the kid.

JR - Love Zack Ryder or hate him, he really does have a true under-dog story and the fans relate to him for that!

KRIS GAFFNEY - Yea, he really does know how to put asses in seats with his Charisma!!

Zack Ryder climbs up the ring steps and makes his way into the ring, removing his sunglasses as he gets fired up inside the ring.

Nostalgia's music hits as the lights dim. He steps out onto the entrance ramp and gives a long look around, not really saying much. He cracks his knuckles and rolls his neck a bit as he focuses on the ring.

FINK - The challenger, Nostalgia!

Nostalgia makes his way down the ramp and as he gets to the ring side area he starts to pivot back and forth for a moment as he sways his hands around. Nostagla shrugs his shoulders and then climbs up the ring apron. He steps into the ring and grows a smirk of confidence as he trash talks Zack Ryder a bit.

KING - Zack Ryder has no easy task defending his belt tonight!

JR - Not only is one of his challengers Nostalgia, but it's also triple threat rules. He doesn't need to be pinned.

The Mercenary's music hits as steam lifts from the ramp and the lights begin to flicker. It takes a moment, but The Mercenary calmly steps out onto the stage.

FINK - Their opponent, The Mercenary!!

The Mercenary raises his arms into the air in a state of victory before dropping them back down to his side. He then begins a fast paced walk down the ramp looking from side to side as he does. He walks around the ring and points at the announce table where the EMF Intercontinental Championship is, signaling that he will be the next champion. After that The Mercenary makes his way up the ring steps and enters the ring.

KRIS GAFFNEY - The Mercenary seems awfully confident tonight!

JR - Well, I can guarentee you, he sure does have his work cut out for him tonight!!

DING... DING... DING]

Nostalgia rushes out from the opening bell and clotheslines Zack Ryder. He continues his momentum and rushes toward The Mercenary, clotheslining him as well. He paces around the ring for a moment as both men begins standing. He rushes toward Mercenary again and extends his arm out for a clothesline, but The Mercenary ducks it, causing Nostalgia to run into a boot from Zack Ryder. Zack Ryder ties up with The Mercenary for a moment, Mercenary powers through and ducks behind Zack Ryder, and wraps him in a German suplex. Zack Ryder fights to keep himself planted. Nostalgia recovers and wraps Mercenary up in a German suplex. As Nostalgia lifts and drops The Mercenary back-first to mat, Zack Ryder also falls back first.]

KING - Ahhh, what... a German suplex inside another German suplex??

KRIS GAFFNEY - I must admit, that was a pretty explosive move to kick off a match!!

Nostalgia reaches down and lifts Zack Ryder to his feet. He drives an elbow into Ryder's chin causing him to lean against the ropes. Nostagla starts rubbing Ryder's forehead against the rope before stepping backward and rushing forward with a boot. The boot sends Zack Ryder rolling out to the floor, but as Nostalgia turns around The Mercenary boots him again, lifting Nostalgia over his head and powerbombing him over the ropes onto Zack Ryder.]

JR- Carnage outside the ring and this match just got started!!

KRIS GAFFNEY - You aren't kidding, it's like a demolition derby!!

The Mercenary rolls from the ring and reaches down to lift Zack Ryder. Zack Ryder blocks it off by giving him a chop to the chest. He grabs The Mercenary by the arm and Irish whips him into the steel steps. Nostagla recovers just in time to rush forward and drive an elbow into the back of Ryder's head. He locks Ryder in a suplex and suplexes him onto the ringside floor before standing and going after The Mercenary. He grabs The Mercenary by the back of the head and smashes him face first against the steel steps.]

KING - I think Nostalgia is trying to make The Mercenary draw first blood!

JR - Well, this is the perfect match to do it in!!

Nostalgia pulls The Mercenary to his feet and fires a shot, but it gets blocked. The Mercenary fires an elbow into Nostalgia's stomach and then pushes him forward, causing him to collide with the ring post shoulder first. The Mercenary poses to the crowd. Zack Ryder comes up behind The Mercenary with a chop-block to the leg, causing him to fall]

JR - It's a brawl out here!!

King-That wasn't smart by the Mercenary

Zack Ryder reaches down and grabs The Mercenary, rolling him into the ring. Ryder slides in after him and as The Mercenary stands he runs forward delivering a swinging neck breaker. Ryder rolls The Mercenary into the turnbuckle and steps back hyping up the arena by pumping his fist...]

WOO WOO WOO!!

KING - Here he goes I love this!!

KRIS GAFFNEY - Mr. Woo Woo Woo himself, Long Island Iced Z looking for a victory!

Ryder rushes forward and connects a Broski Boot. As The Mercenary rolls out of the corner, Zack Ryder quickly hooks the leg for a pin.]

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-2-

-NOOOOOO-

KING - Talk about match saving!

Nostalgia grabs Zack Ryder's leg and pulls him out of the ring, breaking the count. He drives a knee into Zack Ryder's ribs and the smashes his forehead against the ring apron.Nostalgia lets Ryder stumble away for a moment, but when Ryder turns around, he rushes forward and connects a clothesline. Nostalgia grabs one of the cameras from an EMF camera man and smashes it down across Ryder's back as he goes to stand, causing him to collapse. Feeling like he did enough damage, Nostalgia returns to the ring. As he rolls in and stands to his feet, The Mercenary goes for a big boot to the face of Nostalgia. Nostalgia ducks under, and he does a school boy.

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-2-

-KICKOUT-

KING - That was a close one!!

The Mercenary stands. He hits a running forarm to knock down Nostalgia. He lifts Nostalgia to his feet. He tosses Nostalgia into the corner. He lifts his leg and he hits a few stomps into Nostalgia. After a moment, The Mercenary steps back and paces around. He exits the ring and lifts the apron looking for a weapon. The Mercenary slides back into the ring with a wet floor sign, pacing around for a moment. As Nostalgia climbs to all fours, The Mercenary lifts the sign over his head and cracks it across his back. Nostalgia grunts in pain while The Mercenary cocks the sign back once more. He's caught off guard by a recovered Zack Ryder who comes off the top rope with a missle drop-kick.]

JR- Zack Ryder with a missle-dropkick outta' nowhere!!

KRIS GAFFNEY- That was a huge help to Nostalgia, I'm sure that sign kinda has a whip effect to it!

Zack Ryder reaches down and lifts Nostalgia to his feet, but Nostalgia rakes him across his eyes. Zack Ryder stumbles back giving Nostalgia time to deliver a boot into his ribs. Nostalgia lifts Zack Ryder over his shoulders and runs forward dropping him back first onto the wet-floor sign with a Samaon Drop. Nostalgia takes a moment and then looks over at The Mercenary before looking at the wet-floor sign. Nostalgia reaches down and picks up the sign as he stalks The Mercenary. The Mercenary comes to a stand as Nostalgia breaks the sign over the top of his head.]

KING - JR, he broke the wet floor sign! What are the janitors going to do now?

JR - The breaking of the sign isn't important, King. What is important is how the sign was broken!!

Just as Zack Ryder gets to his feet, Nostalgia locks him in a suplex. Zack Ryder uses his foot to block the lift and then grabs Nostalgia's leg and drops him back first with a fisherman's suplex counter. Zack Ryder climbs to his feet and goes to the turnbuckle, climbing to the second rope. The Mercenary begins to stand, but Zack Ryder plants him face first with a fameassour after leaping off of the ropes. Ryder quickly reaches out and looks to gain a victory.]

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JR - Not yet, The Mercenary is not done yet!

The Mercenary gets a shoulder up. Zack Ryder sits up and looks around taking a moment to catch his breath. Zack Ryder uses the ropes to come to a stand and realizes that Nostalgia has pulled himself to sitting position the corner to recover. Without warning, Ryder darts forward with a Broski Boot, but Nostalgia leans out of the way at the last second, causing Ryder to over-shoot and catch his groin. Nostalgia makes a climb to his feet and lifts Zack Ryder up. Nostalgia locks in double underhooks and delivers a Butterfly DDT to Zack Ryder. He rolls Ryder over onto his back and drops an arm over him for a pin.]

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All three men recover on the canvas for a moment, until The Mercenary and Zack Ryder come to their feet. Zack Ryder rushes forward and tried to hit The Mercenary with a clothesline, the Mercenary ducks it and connects a blow to the stomach before lifting Zack Ryder over his head and into a crucifix powerbomb. Ryder fights over The Mercenary's back and drops down with a neck breaker counter. By this time, Nostalgia makes it to his feet. Zack Ryder stands and gets hit with a European uppercut sending him staggering into the ropes. Keeping momentum going, Nostalgia rushes forward and spears a groggy Zack Ryder. Nostalgia reaches down and hooks the leg, landing on Ryder for a pin.]

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KING - The spear couldn't keep Zack Ryder down!!

Nostalgia comes to his feet but almost gets decapitated by a spinning leg larait from The Mercenary. The Mercenary rolls outside the ring and limps toward the time keepers station, taking the ring bell before entering the ring once more. As Nostalgia climbs to his feet, Mercenary rushes forward with the ring bell. Nostalgia ducks under the shot and rebounds off the ropes, coming back with force and clothesline. Nostalgia takes the opportunity and picks up the ring bell himself. He paces around and waits for Ryder to stand up. As he swings the ring-bell, Zack Ryder catches him in a roll-up pin...

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The Merceanry breaks the pin attempt Zack Ryder kicks out and rolls onto his stomach. Becoming angry, Nostalgia climbs to his feet and reaches down, lifting Zack Ryder to all fours. Nostalgia starts hammering knees into Ryders rib-cage telling him to 'stay down'. While this is going on, The Mercenary creeps up behhind Nostalgia and locks him in a reverse DDT driving the back of Nostalgia's head to the canvas. Mercenary sits up and wipes the sweat from his brow as him and Ryder comes to standing position at the same time. Zack Ryder fires a boot, but The Mercenary catches it. He tosses Zack Ryders leg back down and locks him up, tossing him back with a T Bone Suplex. He rolls onto his stomach and crawls over to Ryder, dropping an arm over his chest.]

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JR - Zack Ryder is showing us the true heart of champion tonight!

The Mercenary grows angry and lifts Zack Ryder, bringing him to corner and putting him in the tree-of-woe position. He grabs the ring bell and leans it against Zack Ryder's head, before backing himself into the adjacent corner. Darting forward, it looks as if he's going to baseball slide into the ring bell and Zack Ryder's face, but before he can Nostalgia rushes in the way with a drop toe hold. The Mercenary falls forward colliding with the ring bell and Zack Ryder's head underneath. The audience irrupts...]

HOLY SHIT... HOLY SHIT... HOLY SHIT... HOLY SHIT]

KING - Talk about a ringing your bell!!

KRIS GAFFNEY - The Mercenary and Zack Ryder both have to seeing stars after that!!

Nostalgia uses the ropes as a clutch to climb to his feet. He regains his composure and reaches down, lifting The Mercenary to his feet. The two begin exchanging blows back and forth in an exhausted state. It's Nostalgia who sends The Mercenary springing off the ropes with an Irish whip. Nostagla catches The Mercenary and drives him onto the canvas with a scoop powerslam, going into a cover almost instantly.]

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JR - Nostagla almost had this thing!

After arguning with the official, Nostalgia drops onto The Mercenary and begins choking him for a moment. He slaps The Mercenary across the top of his head for a moment trying to humiliate him before he reaches down and pull him to standing position. Nostalgia puts The Mercenary between his legs and lifts for a powerbomb only to have The Mercenary hold his wait and lift backwards, sending Nostalgia to the canvas with a back body drop. An exhausted Mercenary stumbles around the ring as Zack Ryder finally recovers. Ryder rushes up behind The Mercenary and jumps up, gripping his shoulders, a forearm shot. He runs to the ropes. The Mercenary grabs Ryder around the throat, lifts him up, and he drops him for a choke bomb. The Mercenary rolls out of the ring. Nostalgia see's this chance, he goes for the pin on Ryder

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KING - It could have been over!

Kris Gaffney-The Mercenary must have been so dazed that he just needed to rest.

JR-It feels like you are just making excuses for him now.

Zack Ryder by the back of the head, tossing him shoulder first into the turnbuckle. Ryder stumbles backward as Nostalgia wraps his arms around his waist and plants him backward on the canvas with a belly-to-back suplex. Nostalgia stands, but The Mercenary is back on his feet. He rushes forward and knocks Nostalgia down with a shoulder block. The Mercenary catches a breath for a moment and then reaches down, picking Zack Ryder up. Zack Ryder scouts it and grabs the back of The Mercenary's head, dropping down with a sit-out jawbreaker.]

KING - Just when you thought that kid was done!

KRIS GAFFNEY - He's showing why he is currently holding the Intercontinental Championship right now!!

Zack Ryder waits for The Mercenary to get back up. Ryder rushes forward and leaps into the air looking to connect a Rough-Rider. The Mercenary catches him in mid-air and drills him to the mat with a powerbomb. The Mercenary drops to one knee exhausted as he looks over at Nostalgia who has made it to all fours. The Mercenary stands up shaking his head in disbelief as he reaches down and grabs Nostalgia by his hair, pulling him to his feet and tossing him from the ring.]

KRIS GAFFNEY - The Mercenary might be looking to get Nostalgia out of the way.

JR - Smart move by The Mercenary to isolate both men!

The Mercenary rolls out to the ringside area while Nostalgia fights to pull himself to his feet. The Mercenary looks under the ring apron and grabs a cardboard box in which he dumps to the floor revealing to be a cluster of Christmas orniments.]

KING- Don't these idiots know that Christmas isn't until December?!

JR- I don't think they care, King! I think they're looking to have Christmas early!!

As Nostalgia stands up, The Mercenary tries to smash his head into the top of the barricade. Nostalgia fights it off by driving a knee into The Mercenary's gut. Nostalgia locks The Mercenary into a suplex, but The Mercenary reaches up and rakes his eyes, causing Nostalgia to slip his grip. The two men begin another back and forth exchange of groggy blows.]

JR- They're in no mans land right now, fighting over those Christmas Orniments!!

KRIS GAFFNEY - Wait, check it out JR. It doesn't look good!!

Before anything else can happen, Mr. Woo Woo Woo comes out of nowhere with a vaulting body press over the top rope landing on The Mercenary and Nostalgia causing all three men to crash onto the orniments and shatter them to peices. They begin to roll around on the ringside floor, yelling in pain as they try to pull shards of orniments from their body. This causes the viewers to ignite once more.]

JR- Noooo... I'm telling you, King, that's gotta hurt!

KING - It's world war three in this match! All three men are down!!

Inside of the ring Zack Ryder has rolled into the ring. Suddenly V comes through the crowd, jumps into the ring, and he hits a spear on Zack Ryder. He leaves the ring side area, the Mercenary is in the ring. Zack Ryder turns right into the Mercenary's finisher. The Mercenary is about to drop down for the pin. But then he stops as he see's Nostalgia still hurting on the other side of the ring, and bleeding. The Mercenary tries to lift up Nostalgia. Nostalgia reaches up, and small packages The Mercenary. The ref counts the 1..............2...............3!]

JR-What the hell was the Mercenary thinking there?

King-He stayed true to his word JR! He didn't care about the title.

("Dog's of war" blasts on the PA system. Johnny Evil walks out. A tumbleweed prop rolls by, Road Van Toad is on the stage for some reason, and he gets attacked by it. Evil walks to the cage, he stares it down.)

JR-He calls this his match JR.

King-Explains a lot.

Kris Gaffney-Hope he doesn't regret bringing this match to the EMF.

("Draco's theme" blasts on the PA system as Draco walks to the ring with Harley. Blayze Draco steps inside of the cage. He waits for the bell.)

JR-This might be his match, but you got to wonder if he has ever faced someone such as this man.

King-Probably not, but then again who knows with Johnny Evil.

[Both competitors look around at their surroundings as the bell rings. Johnny Evil comes out swinging, and then he hits a few fists to the face, but it seems to only effecting Blayze a little bit, and he blocks it, and then he hits a head butt that puts down Johnny Evil . Johnny Evil is holding his head, and then Johnny Evil stumbles up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet, once he gets up to his feet. Then he gets hit with a few forearm shots to teh face that makes him back up into the ropes, and then he tries to lower his head, but Johnny Evil is able to counter with a kick to the head that makes him dazed, and hten Johnny Evil hits a swining neck breaker that upts down Blayze Draco. Johnny Evil goes into the cover on Blayze Draco. Evil remembers that there are no pins in there. But Blayze Draco is able to power him off like he was about to kick out. Evil can't believe the power of Blayze. He gets up to his feet, Johnny Evil knowing that he has to fight to survive grabs Blayze, and he charges at the corner, and he throws him hard that sends him flying into the ring post. Blazye bounces off, and then he stumbles he is in the corner. Evil charges at Blayze, and he hits a splash in the corner. Blayze stumbles out of the corner, and then Evil charges at the ropes, he spring boards off of the second rope, and he hits a kick to the back of the head. Evil goes down on the mat.]

JR-So far Johnny Evil has been able to neutralized the power of Blayze Draco.

King-How long can that last?

Kris Gaffney-Probably not long.

[Johnny Evil realizing that he's going to have to more to keep Blayze Draco down, he looks at the cage with weapons. He grabs a singapore cane, Johnny Evil measures up on Blayze Draco measures up on him, and he goes for a cane shot, but ti's countered by Blayze Draco. He blocks it, and then he throws it off, and he pushes him away. Then Blayze Draco has the cane, Johnny Evil hits a cane shot to the gut. This doubles over Blayze Draco, and then he puts the cane over the neck, and then he hits a russian leg sweep. Blayze Draco hits a few stomps on the downed Johnny Evil. Evil rolls away, and Blayze Draco takes a few moments to rest up, and then he slowly gets up to his feet. Johnny Evil is slow to get up to his feet. Blazye Draco picks up Johnny Evil. He holds him a few moments, and lets him think about it, and he charges with him, and he smashes him into the steel cage. Johnny Evil screams in pain. Blazy Draco puts him down on the mat. He waits for Johnny Evil to get up to his feet, and once he getsup to his feet. He charges, and he tries to push him to the ropes, but Blayze Draco is able to counter with a few elbows to the side of the head. This makes him dazed. Johnny Evil whips him to the ropes, and then he comes off of the ropes. He hits a running boot to the face that puts him down on the mat. Blazye Draco runs to the ropes, he leaps in the air, and he comes down on the throat of Johnny Evil.]

JR-Neither wrestler has attempted to escape just yet.

Kris Gaffney-I don't think anyone can blame them.

King-Or it's because they want to inflict

[Blazye Draco laughs at all of his options, and then he grabs a sign, and then he puts it into the corner between the second, and third rope. He turns around to Johnny Evil, and then he sets him up, and then he runs at the sign, but he is able to struggle, and he lands behind Blayze Draco, and he pushes him into the sign. Blayze crashes hard shoulder first, and he stumbles out of the corner. Blayze Draco falls down on the mat. Johnny Evil looks around seeing that this is the perfect chance for his next move. He runs to the ropes, and he plants Blayze Draco with a curb stomp. Johnny Evil thinks that he might have the match here, he looks at the cage side, and he uses the ropes to put himself, and his hands to climb up to the cage side. He is standing on the top rope. He suddenly gets grabbed from behind by Blayze Draco who believes that Evil might be getting close to wining. Johnny Evil stomps Blayze. and then he kicks him into the face that makes Blazye let go.

JR-Johnny Evil attempting to get out of the match.

King-I'm not sure if he has the time.

Kris Gaffney-Guess we'll see.

[Johnny Evil hits a boot to the face that makes Blazye let go. Then he measures up on Blayze Draco. He gets to where he wants to. Johnny Evil goes for a missile drop kick, but it's countered into a power bomb by Blaye Draco. Draco falls backwards, and he holds on to the ropes. Knowing that he didn't get his finisher, he still wants to give Johnny Evil more punishment before trying to end this match, and then he picks him up, and then he puts him over his shoulder. He throws JOhnny Evil against the cage side. He cracks against the cage side. He falls back on his feet, and Blayze Draco hits a diving clothesline. The camera catches that Johnny Evil is now busted open. Blayze picks up Johnny Evil and he hits a clubbing blows to the wound on his forehead again, and again, and again. Then he drops him as blood starts to pour out, and Johnny Evil starts to crawl away. Blayze waits for Johnny Evil to get up to his feet, once he gets up to his feet, he runs to the ropes, he comes off of the ropes. Johnny Evil catches him with a super kick that dazes Blayze. Johnny Evil drives him down, and then he puts him into the Death Valley Death grip!!]

JR-Johnny Evil has Blayze in his submission hold.

King-He can't win this match via submission though.

Kris Gaffney-It can give Evil the time to get out though if he holds it on long enough.

[Blayze Draco is now in a lot of pain, and is looking for a way out of the hold, and knows that he can't get via a rope break. He reaches out, and he grabs a sign. He uses it to smash Evil once, twice, three times, and a fourth. It finally breaks the hold. Then Blayze Draco and Johnny Evil get up opposite sides of the ring, and he climbs up to his feet. Blayze has the sign in his hands. He charges at Johnny Evil, but Evil has a bottle, and he smashes over the head of Blayze. Blayze goes down. Johnny Evil puts on gloves as he looks up. He climbs up the cage side, he reaches up to the top of the cage, he is able to get over the barbwire, goes down the other side, and he lands on the mat for the win. His theme blasts on the PA system as he is clearly in pain. Seemly Blayze not caring, he still wants to attack Johnny Evil tries to climb through the barbwire himself just to get at Evil.]

JR-The hatred of these two men is so deep, Blayze is going through the barbwire, even though he doesn't have to.

King-congrats their both crazy JR...

Steven Steele's music hits as he walks out onto the stage. He looks around and pumps his fist up and down in confidence a bit before dropping his jacket from his shoulders and leaving it on the stage for the EMF crew members to pick up.

FINK - Introducing first, Steven Steele!

Steven Steele walks down the ramp, smirking as he does. He gets to the ringside area and pauses for a moment, taking a deep exhale before he makes his way up the ring steps. Steele leans against the apron for a moment, looking out into the sold out crowd before entering the ring.

[b]KING - I'll tell you what, Steven Steele has to stop using big words, I'm not sure that half of the roster knows them?

JR - I wouldn't really say that, King. I agree with the fact that just as smart as he is in the ring, Steele is also smart outside the ring, though.

Elijah Dixon's music hits the speakers. He steps out onto the ramp and hops back and forth for a moment.

FINK - His opponent, Elijah Dixon!

Elijah Dixon takes off down the ramp and slides into the ring through the bottom rope. He hops to his feet and begins pacing around tossing his hands up and down to hype up the EMF Nation.

KRIS GAFFNEY - Elijah Dixon has been on a bit of a cold streak lately!

KING - Well, fighting Steven Steele might not be the best way to go about breaking it!!

[DING... DING... DING...]

[Steven Steele rushes out from the opening bell and takes Elijah Dixon out with a big boot, leveling him to the canvas. Steele drops down to his knees and begins firing shots across Dixon's forehead. He eventually locks Elijah Dixon in a chin lock, pulling him to sitting position before dropping an elbow across his cranium. Stevel Steele backs up, letting Elijah Dixon pull himself to his feet. As he does, Steven Steele knocks him back down with a shoulder tackle before pacing around the ring with a smirk on his face.]

KRIS GAFFNEY - Steven Steele is looking very confident tonight!

JR - Do you see the display of dominance that he's showing?

[Steven Steele reaches down and lifts Elijah Dixon to his feet. He tosses Dixon to the corner and then fires a chop to his chest. With Dixon in the corner, Steven Steele begins choking him against the turnbuckle. The official gets in the way to break the assault, causing Steel to back off. As the official moves, Steven Steele rushes forward and connects a body splash before pulling Dixon from the corner and dropping him with a huge hip toss. Dixon rolls around on the canvas as Steven Steele drops down and makes a cover.]

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KING - So far this match has been all Steven Steele!

KRIS GAFFNEY - He is looking quite impressive, King!!

[Steven Steele lifts Elijah to his feet and locks him in powerbomb position. He hoists Dixon over his head, but this allows Elijah to counter sunset flip powerbomb. The impact sends Steven Steele to the mat, but he quickly back rolls to his feet. As he stands Elijah rushes forward and jumps into the air looking to land a jump DDT. Steven Steele ends up holding his weight and drilling Elijah into the canvas with a Northern Lights suplex.]

JR - Very good exchange right there between Elijah Dixon and Steven Steele!!

KING - Steven Steele is still getting the better of it. I'll tell you, he's great talent, and he's probably one of the smartest guys on the roster.

[Steven Steele starts to stand, he reaches down and lifts Elijah Dixon to his feet. He fires a punch at Elijah Dixon, but Elijah ducks it and rolls behind, delivering a snap-mare driver. Elijah reaches out and grabs the ropes, pulling himself to his feet. He staggers over and grabs both of Steven Steele's legs lifting them as he jumps into air and delivers a double leg drop to the groin area. Steven Steele starts to roll away, but Elijah Dixon pulls him back and hooks the leg for a pin attempt.]

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JR - Steven Steele gets the shoulder up!!

KRIS GAFFNEY - It's going to take a lot more then that to keep Steven Steele down!

[Elijah Dixon sits up and then rolls out of the ring. He reaches under the apron and begins to pull out a table, but as he returns, Steele catches him with a baseball slide as he makes his way outside of the ring. Dixon stumbles back into the barricade, and Steven Steele rushes forward with a clothesline that flips Elijah over the barricade and into the crowd. At this point, Steven Steele sets his eyes on the table as he reaches down and picks it up, leaning it against the ring apron. He spins around just in time for Elijah Dixon to spring off with barricade with a cross body. Steele reverses this and slams Elijah through the table back first.]

KING - Now we're really getting somewhere!

JR - By Gawd, he could be broken in half!!

[Both men lay there for a moment, Steven Steele starts to recover, slowly lifting himself to his feet before grabbing Elijah Dixon and rolling him into the ring. Steele paces around outside before pulling a steel chair from under the ring and sliding it in the ring. The audience goes into an uproar as Steele slides back into the ring. He lifts the steel chair as Elijah slowly gets to his feet. Steele cocks the chair back and swings it, but Elijah Dixon ducks it. Steven Steele turns around with the chair still in hand. and Elijah Dixon boot the chair causing it to smash Steele in the gut. As Steele falls to mat, Elijah Dixon jumps onto him with a body splash onto the chair. Dixon hooks the leg for a pin.]

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KRIS GAFFNEY - Steven Steele will not be denied!

KING - Can you blame him? He wants that title opportunity!!

[Elijah reaches down and grabs Steven Steele under his arm, lifting him to his feet. He goes for a piledriver onto the steel chair, but Steven Steele counters it with a backdrop. He waits for Elijah to return to his feet before elbowing him in the face and dropping him back first onto the steel chair with a sidewalk slam. Steele climbs to his feet and picks up the steel chair, dropping it across the chest of Elijah Dixon. He springs off of the ropes and comes back in Elijah's direction and delivers a leg drop onto the chair. Elijah rolls around in pain. Steven Steele grabs him by his leg and pulls him within range for a pin-fall.]

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KING - Elijah Dixon really should be done after that leg drop by Steven Steele!

KRIS GAFFNEY - I'm telling you, it's all about the title shot that's on the line!!

[Steven Steele sits up and laughs about the fact that Dixon kicked out. He stands to his feet and rolls out of the ring, going under the apron and fetching another table. Steel slides the table into the ring as he enters. He sets up the table in standing position and then reaches down and grabs Elijah Dixon by his wrist, pulling him to his feet. Steele drives an elbow into Elijah's face before bringing him toward the corner and setting him up on the turnbuckle. Steven Steele ascends to the top rope and puts Elijah Dixon over his shoulder, dropping him through the table with a super Somaon Drop.]

JR - Oh my gawd!! If he wasn't broken in half, he's gotta' be broken in half now!!

KING - That was Elijah Dixon's second time meeting wood tonight!!

[Steven Steele picks up Dixon. He sets him up, and he lifts him up, and he drops Dixon for Mount Olympus. Steele goes into the cover on Dixon. The ref counts the 1.................2................3!!]

King-Steven Steele with the win. He will take on the winner of the Extreme title match in a few weeks.

("Cesaro's theme" blasts on the PA system as Cesaro stands on the stage, he does his taunt as Paige stands behind him. He walks to the ring.)

JR-Since coming to the EMF, Cesaro has shown us the talent that we all knew he had.

King-Even though he hasn't been in the EMF long.

Kris Gaffney-Guess it doesn't take much.

("Thunderstruck" blasts on the PA system as Tommy Thunder walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Tommy Thunder seems to have problems.

King-Don't we all JR?

Kris Gaffney- Not me....Cyrus is the problem, I am the answer *gets hit with a basketball for some reason*

("Megalovania" blasts on the PA system as Keith Anderson walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

Kris Gaffney-Hey Raptor...Keith Anderson says he didn't get your joke, what do you need to say to that?

Raptor-Wes Ikeda...Tony Ikeda....Ashlee Ikeda

Kris Gaffney- NERD!! *falls asleep, and vomits*

[Cesaro, Keith Anderson, and Tommy Thunder stand in the middle of the ring. The Cesaro throw's a upper cut that knocks down Keith Anderson, and then Tommy Thunder gets one as well. Cesaro gets hit from behind by Keith Anderson who hits a clubbing blow. He grabs Cesaro, and he throws him out of the ring, and as he hits the apron, he lands on his feet. Cesaro mocks Keith Anderson, Anderson charges at Cesaro. Cesaro is able to counter this by hitting a hang man that drives the top rope into Keith Anderson's throat. Anderson stumbles backwards. Cesaro climbs back up on the top rope, and he climbs up to the top rope, he measures up on Keith Anderson. Anderson is where Cesaro wants him, he leaps off of the top rope, and he hits a flying diving upper cut from the top rope. Anderson is down, Cesaro goes into the cover, the ref counts the 1...............2.............Tommy Thunder is able to come over to where Cesaro is, and breaks up the pin attempt. Cesaro gets up to his feet, Thunder hits an eye rake. This stumbles Cesaro. He goes for a clothesline over the top rope. Cesaro throws Tommy over the top rope, and to the floor. Cesaro turns around, and the TV champion is just about to his feet. Cesaro goes over to where Anderson is, but Anderson is able to connect with a jaw breaker Cesaro stumbles backwards. Keith Anderson see's that Cesaro is on the ropes, and he charges, and he hits a clothesline that connects with Cesaro. Cesaro crashes down on the mat around ring side. Keith Anderson falls down on the mat, and then he knows that he has to do another big move as he starts to get up to his feet. He uses the ropes to lead himself over to the ropes, and he climbs up to the top rope. He measures up as he looks outside of the ring. Both Tommy Thunder and Cesaro are pulling themselves up. Keith Anderson leaps off of the top rope, and he connects with a flying cross body block that connects to both Tommy Thunder, and Cesaro. All three competitors are down on the mat. Then Tommy Thunder is getting up to his feet, Keith Anderson grabs him by the hair, and he throws him into the guard rail. He throws Cesaro into the ring. He slides into the ring. He calls for his finisher realizing that he has a chance to end this match right here, and now.]

JR-The TV champion might be looking to take advantage of this situation.

King-I sure hope he is JR.

Kris Gaffney-Wouldn't be very smart if he wasn't.

[Keith Anderson waits for Cesaro to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, Keith Anderson hits a kick to the gut, and then he sets him up for a burning hammer. But he is able to slide out of the back. Then Cesaro is able to push him to the corner. He crashes into the corner. Keith Anderson stumbles out of the corner. Tommy Thunder sling shots himself out of the corner, and then he leaps on the top rope, and he hits a double front missile drop kick that knocks both of his opponents down on the mat. Cesaro rolls under the ropes. Tommy Thunder measures up, and he hits jumps on the second turnbuckle, and he hits a kick to the side of the head that knocks Cesaro off of the apron, and down on the mat. Tommy Thunder turns around, and then Keith Anderson goes for a cltohesline. Thunder ducks under, and he hits a jumping spin kick to the side of the head that connects on Keith Anderson. Anderson falls backwards, and then he stumbles back. He kicks him in the gut, and then he hits a face buster that plants him down on the mat. He pushes Anderson on his back, and he hooks the leg. The ref counts the 1................2..................KICK OUT by Keith Anderson. Tommy Thunder holds his head as he knows he was close there.]

King-He might snap JR!

JR-That wouldn't be a good idea King.

Kris Gaffney-All this talk about snapping is making me SNAP!

[Keith Anderson gets picked up by Tommy Thunder, Keith Anderson counters with a jaw breaker. Tommy Thunder stumbles backwards. V slides into the ring, he measures up on Keith Anderson. Keith Anderson turns around, V goes for a spear, but he side steps him, and he throws him right into Cesaro who gets hit with the spear. While he's falling backwards, he hits heads with Tommy Thunder. Cesaro rolls out of the ring. Tommy Thunder gets rolled up in a school boy by Keith Anderson. The ref counts the 1..................2......................3!!]

JR-Keith Anderson survives this match!!

King-Is it a mark of a champion to use someone else's interference?

Kris Gaffney-Is that what that was?

("Generic Theme" plays over the PA System as Miss Jackie makes her way out onto the ramp. Behind her come Maria Kanellis and Trish Stratus.)

JR: I get why Maria is here.... but why is Trish here?

King: Because Jasper didn't want to go on his own?

Kris: Makes sense.

JR: Anyway... Jackie had her shot at the title last month, and now she's one of 7 women looking to gain the belt tonight!

("Turn It Up!" plays over the PA System and the crowd pops for Bayley. She comes out and gives out hugs on her way down the ramp.)

JR: Bayley is another with her eyes firmly set on capturing the Women's Championship.

King: This will be a tough match to achieve that in, but Bayley does have the heart and drive.

Kris: Will that be enough though? This is a numbers game tonight.

("Insatiable" plays over the PA System and the first member of Team Rachel, Tiffany, comes out.)

JR: Tiffany was part of the doll house... and seemed a logical pick by Rachel... but on Shockwave she laid her out and made her intentions known.

King: She's just waiting to stab the champion in the back.

Kris: Good, Tiffany never should have lost the title in the first place... I mean... look at her!

("Walk, Idiot Walk" plays next and out comes Christy Hemme.)

JR: Christy is a former champion, and a great one at that.

King: But she said she wouldn't betray either Laura or Rachel to get the title.

Kris: But can you trust her?

("Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" plays next and Laura Cena comes out along with Catherine Walker.)

JR: Nobody wants the title tonight more than this young lady. Ever since her sister took it from her it's been all she's wanted.

King: This is a golden opportunity to get it, and she won't even need to pin Rachel.

Kris: But will she play Rachel's games to get the belt? That's the big question.

JR: The way this match is set up... she may not have to.

(The 7 competitors are in position and they await the champion. Suddenly the lights in the arena go out. "I am The Fire" blasts out over the PA System and Rachel's titantron comes on along with the lights, but she doesn't yet appear. We hear a voice over man start to speak...

Voice Over: Ladies and Gentleman please welcome.... the most talented, genetically gifted, eternally beguilling, continously charismatic and devestatingly dominant woman to appear in this or any other arena. Allow yourself to be enchanted, dazzled, entranced and mesmorised by the superior Cena sister... and the Darkest Princess of the EMF..... the reigning EMF Women's Champion.... Rachel Cena!

(Midway through the speech, Rachel appears at the top of the ramp to a chorus of boos. She has the championship over her shoulder and is clearly showing it off on her way down the ramp to the other 7 women waiting in the ring. Eventually she makes her way into the ring as well.)

JR: Rachel getting boos that could be mistaken for those her father would get.

King: Well, she is the true heir of Cena! And what an entrance! I'm converted!

Kris: I'll let you know if I am just as soon as Cyrus Black makes up his mind about the matter.

(With all 8 divas now in the ring they begin to discuss who will start out the match. Christy Hemme starts out for her team against Miss Jackie. The bell rings and we are under way. Hemme and Jackie trade some right hands and Jackie gets the better of her. Jackie throws Hemme across the ring and she comes off the ropes and Jackie takes her down with a neckbreaker. Jackie helps Hemme up to her feet and then hits a snapmere, followed by as dropkick to the face. With Hemme down Jackie runs off the ropes and then looks for the Leg Drop of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM but Hemme rolls out the way and Jackie crashes to the mat. Hemme picks her up quickly and nails her with a DDT. Hemme goes over towards her corner and looks to make a tag to Laura, but Laura backs away a little, and starts telling her to tag in Rachel instead. Hemme doesn't look happy and then Jackie grabs Hemme from behind and rolls her up for 1...... 2...... kick out! Jackie irish whips Christy over into the corner where Team Jackie are. Trish Stratus takes the tag rope and begins to choke Hemme with it and the referee runs over and yells at her. Trish releases Hemme but she is now dazed and Hemme stumbles out of the corner and Jackie hoists her up and nails the F-Off! Jackie is about to go into the cover when Rachel gets into the ring and hurls Jackie over the top rope and she crashes hard to the floor.)

JR: Team Rachel almost lost it's first member.... but the captain makes the save.

King: What a great leader!

Kris: It would have been unfair for Christy to go down like that... Trish was choking the life out of her.

(Jackie seemingly landed quite badly and is trying to get up on the outside as Hemme tries to get up on the inside. It looked like Trish and Bayley were going to get into the ring to attack Rachel but she quickly returned to her corner. Jackie is up first and slides into the ring and makes the tag to Bayley. Hemme meanwhile has tried to crawl to her corner but before she can make a tag Bayley comes in and pulls her back and locks in the scissored arm bar on Hemme. Hemme yells out in pain as Bayley tightens the hold. Hemme is refusing to tap but seems to be fading when once again Rachel gets in the ring and this time she attacks Bayley to break the hold. Rachel picks Bayley up and positions her for the Bastardisation but Bayley counters into a headscissor, sending the champion flying across the ring. Hemme is back up and clearly hurting. Nevertheless she measures Bayley and as Bayley turns Hemme kicks her in the midsection and positions her for the Twist of Fate. However Trish Stratus seemingly was getting in the ring to help with Rachel, but now Rachel isn't there, she measures Hemme, and nails a Chick Kick to the back of the head. Hemme stumbles but stays on her feet, which proves costly when Bayley grabs her and nails a Bayley-to-Belly! Bayley goes into the cover and gets the 1...... 2.......... 3!)

Finkle: CHRISTY HEMME HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

JR: Christy Hemme has a history of surviving great odds in these matches... but she's the first one out tonight.

King: Took a hell of an effort to keep her down though.

Kris: What might been if Laura didn't ignore that tag.....

(Rachel looks angry on the outside and the 3 remaining members of her team argue about who should go in next. Suddenly Laura Cena grabs hold of Rachel and throws her into the ring. The referee accepts it and Rachel is now legal. She stumbles up and walks straight into a Bayley-To-Belly! The crowd are going nuts as Bayley hooks the leg and gets the 1...... 2......... KICK OUT! Bayley bangs the floor in frustration and knows how close she was to winning the title. Bayley grabs Rachel and looks for the scissored armbar again, but Rachel hits some quick elbows to stop Bayley locking it in. Rachel jumps up to her feet and hammers away on Bayley with hard right hands. She throws Bayley into the ropes and as she comes back Rachel plants her down with a huge SPINEBUSTER! Rachel hits a few stomps to the legs of Bayley and then holds up one of Bayley's legs and hits a few elbows to it, clearly trying to soften her up for the Sharpshooter. Rachel then looks to apply the hold but before she can get it Bayley kicks her away. Rachel hits into the ropes and as she bounces off Bayley rolls her up for 1..... 2..... Kick out again! Rachel springs back to her feet and hammers away on Bayley. She is able to back Bayley up into the team Jackie corner. Trish steals a blind tag on Bayley that seems to go unnoticed by Rachel. Rachel puts Bayley on the top rope and then climbs up to the middle rope herself. Rachel leaps up and hits a hurricanrana on Bayley off the top rope, sending her across the ring. Rachel waits for Bayley to get up and then kicks her in the midsection and sets her up for the Bastardisation. Trish sneaks up behind Rachel and measures her for the Chick Kick. Rachel throws Bayley away and turns to catch Trish's leg in midair. She takes Trish down and grabs the other leg, and then steps through into the Sharpshooter!)

JR: Trish tried to steal a pin and the title, but Rachel seemed ready for it.

King: Maybe she was toying with Trish.

Kris: Rachel knows all and sees all!

(Rachel locks the hold in on Trish and Trish seems to have nowhere to go. She desperately tries to crawl to the ropes but as she starts to get close Rachel pulls her back to the middle of the ring. Suddenly though Tiffany gets into the ring and leaps up and nails the TNT on Rachel! This of course causes her to release the hold. But Rachel is able to roll out of the ring to safety. Tiffany looks frustrated and goes to throw Rachel into the ring. Bayley also gets into the ring and drags Trish over towards the corner so Trish can make the tag to one of their team. Tiffany throws Rachel into the ring and she looks out of it. Trish gets to her feet and notices this and laughs at Bayley asking for a tag, and refuses. She turns around and Rachel jumps up to her feet, catching Trish off guard. Rachel kicks Trish in the midsection and as Trish stumbles Rachel sets her up and nails the Bastardisation! Rachel hooks the leg and the referee counts 1...... 2....... 3! Maria Kanellis climbs into the ring for the first time.)

Finkle: TRISH STRATUS HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

JR: And now we're down to 3 per team.... all tied up again.

King: I think Bayley thought Rachel was there for the taking.... maybe she got a lucky break.

Kris: Yep. If Trish had made that tag, Bayley would be heading to the back right now.

(Maria charges at Rachel but Rachel grabs her and hits a hard german suplex, knocking her down. Rachel then begins yelling at Tiffany for what she did, and Tiffany just laughs about it. Rachel runs over and hits a hard right hand on Tiffany, knocking her off the apron. Maria grabs her from behind and rolls her up for 1........ 2...... kick out! Rachel stumbles back to her feet and Maria runs and goes for the Beautiful Bulldog, but Rachel pushes her off and Maria crashes to the mat. Maria stumbles up and Rachel sets her up and nails the Get Bent! Rachel goes into the cover for 1..... 2..... kick out. Rachel goes over and offers a tag to her sister Laura, but Laura jumps off the apron. Rachel can't believe it and Maria gets her with another roll up for 1..... 2...... kick out!)

JR: The champion is distracted, and it almost cost her twice!

King: Maria closing in on another title.... just think of the things she'll do with the title!

Kris: I spend a lot of my time imagining that.

(Rachel gets up but realises she's basically alone now as neither Tiffany nor Laura will be any help. Maria is heading over to make a tag but realising Maria is the weak link, Rachel charges over to stop her. She grabs hold of Maria and then nails a suplex into a bridge for 1...... 2..... kick out by Maria! Maria climbs to her feet and her and Rachel trade blows. Maria seems to get the better of it and then she irish whips Rachel hard into the turnbuckle. Rachel falls to a seated position and Maria taunts the crowd. She runs, looking for a Bronco Buster, but Rachel rolls out of the way and Maria winds up just jumping onto the ropes. This gives Rachel a chance to measure her from behind. Maria is able to get up from there but turns right into a kick to the midsection from Rachel, who then positions her for the Bastardisation. Rachel nails her finisher and hooks the leg for 1...... 2....... 3!)

Finkle: MARIA KANELLIS HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

JR: 2 down, 2 to go....

King: But Rachel looks like she's all alone.

Kris: And her 2 partners could attack her at any moment.

(Jackie and Bayley are discussing who should get in the ring next and Rachel heads over to her corner. Laura once again moves away and Rachel slaps Tiffany on the back, which the referee calls as a tag. Rachel slides out of the ring and Tiffany doesn't look happy. Tiffany is yelling at Rachel and this lets Bayley come up behind her. Bayley spins Tiffany round and then nails an Exploder suplex. She hooks the leg for 1..... kick out. Bayley pulls Tiffany to her feet but Tiffany unloads with hard right hands. Tiffany throws Bayley into the ropes and then takes her down with a neckbreaker. Bayley climbs to her feet and then Rachel, back on the apron, grabs hold of Bayley and hits a hangtime. Bayley stumbles back right into a TNT from Tiffany! Bayley is able to roll to the outside of the ring but still goes down looking hurt. Jackie slides into the ring and tries to clothesline Tiffany but Tiffany sidesteps and Jackei runs into the referee who gets knocked out of the ring also. Seeing this, Tiffany slides out of the ring and acts like she's going to retrieve Bayley but instead goes and grabs a steel chair from ringside and throws it into the ring. Tiffany climbs back into the ring and then hits Rachel who is on the apron. Tiffany seems to think this is a tag but there's no referee to call it. Tiffany suplexes her into the ring, bringing her down on the chair. Rachel is clearly hurting and Tiffany picks up the chair. She places the chair on Rachel's ankle and Laura was looking on but now looks away and can't watch. Tiffany stomps down on the chair, crushing Rachel's ankle. Bayley is up on the outside watching the assault. Bayley slides into the ring but Tiffany yells at her that she's not done. She picks Rachel up and Miss Jackie distracts the referee to stop him throwing Tiffany out.)

JR: Come on.... enough is enough....

King: Guess it comes down to which of the other 4 can plan it best and walk out of here with the title.

Kris: Rachel might not be walking for some time.... he ankle is badly damaged.

(Sure enough Rachel can't even stand on the ankle but Tiffany picks her up and positions her on the top rope. Laura still seems disgusted by what is going on. Tiffany climbs up to the middle rope and positions herself like she's going to go for a TNT off the top rope. The referee is up and back in the ring but as it's her own partner can do nothing. Tiffany leaps to hit the move but Rachel catches her in midair. Rachel repositions Tiffany and then uses her own good leg to push herself off the top rope and drop Tiffany with a Tombstone Piledriver off the top rope. As Rachel falls she is clutching her bad ankle and is clearly in no condition to continue. Bayley slides back into the ring and hooks the leg of Tiffany. The referee, having not seen the earlier tag makes the count 1...... 2....... 3! Tiffany is eliminated but Rachel is declared legal as she's laying in the ring.)

Finkle: TIFFANY HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

JR: Well, Tiffany didn't get the title, but she's gift wrapped it for Bayley or Jackie.

King: That was one hell of a move from Rachel though, going out with a bang,

Kris: Keep in mind, Laura hasn't even got in the ring yet. I wouldn't bet against her in a 2 on 1.

(Bayley, having witnessed everything that happened, goes over to Rachel who is still down on the floor and just hooks the leg for 1..... 2...... kick out! Rachel can get her shoulder up but seemingly can't stand. Bayley doesn't look happy about it but as Rachel turns over to try and crawl to the ropes Bayley grabs the injured ankle and applies the ankle lock! Rachel yells out in pain and looks like she's about to tap instantly, but she refuses. She's reaching out for the ropes and still screaming when suddenly Laura reaches out for a tag. Rachel notices this and uses her good leg to kick at Bayley. She is just about able to knock Bayley away a little and then lunges with all she has and gets to Laura! The crowd gasp but cheer as Laura comes into the ring and takes it to Bayley. Laura hammers away with hard right hands and then whips Bayley to the ropes. Bayley comes off the ropes and walks into a SPEAR from Laura. Laura hooks the leg for 1..... kick out! Rachel has just about rolled to the outside of the ring but is clearly in agony. Bayley pulls herself up and into a suplex into a bridge from Laura who scores the 1...... 2....... KICK OUT!)

JR: Interesting timing from Ms Cena... her sister was surely seconds away from losing the belt.

King; Maybe she realises it would leave her in a 2 on 1.... it's best to pick one off first.

Kris: She's still in a 2 on 1.... Rachel won't be any help now.

(Laura calls out for the Royally Screwed on Bayley. She lifts her up but while Bayley is on Laura's shoulders Miss Jackie steals a tag. Laura drives Bayley to the mat and hooks the leg.... but the referee doesn't count. Laura gets up and yells at him but is then spun around by Miss Jackie who hoists Laura up looking for the F-Off. Laura escapes out of the back but Jackie had it scouted and whips Laura into the ropes. Laura bounces off the ropes and Jackie hits a big boot. Jackie then runs off the ropes for the leg drop of DOOOOOOOOOOOOM! Jackie calls for the F-Off again to put Laura away. Laura however kips up and nails the waiting Miss Jackie with a super kick! Laura hooks the leg for 1...... 2....... kick out! She pounds the mat in frustration but calls for the Royally Screwed.)

JR: Two great former champions going toe to toe.... but only one can aboid being eliminated and having their title hopes crushed.

(Jackie stumbles to her feet and Bayley is calling for the tag but Jackie ignores her and turns round right into Laura who tries to scoop her up for the Royally Screwed but this time it's Jackie who escapes out of the back. She turns and Laura takes her down with a big clothesline. With Jackie down Laura climbs to the top rope but Bayley shoves Laura off and Laura lands hard on the mat. Jackie pulls herself up to her feet and stalks Laura. Laura stumbles up and gets hoisted up and this time Jackie nails her with the F-Off! Jackie hooks the leg for 1....... 2............ KICK OUT! Rachel can be seen cheering but she still is sat on the apron, unable to stand properly. Jackie looks stunned and calls for one more F-Off to put Laura away. Jackie picks Laura up but Laura clenches her fist, and then punches Jackie right in the breast area. Jackie goes down and despite Laura being dazed she does the "You Can't See Me!" taunt. Laura doesn't evne run all the way to the ropes but she runs a little and then comes back and drops the 5 knuckle shuffle on Jackie! Jackie stumbles to her feet and Laura scoops her up for the Royally Screwed. As Laura brings Jackie down, Bayley kicks the chair that was in the ring so that Laura brings Jackie down right on the chair! The crowd gasp and Laura looks confused but hooks the leg for 1..... 2..... 3!)

Finkle: MISS JACKIE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

JR: What in the world just happened? Was Bayley looking to disqualify Laura?

King: Well I think Laura had Jackie beat anyway.... but Bayley just made damn sure of it.

Kris: The referee wouldn't DQ her for an accident.... I think Bayley just wanted Jackie out of the picture. Now if she can pin a worn down Laura and injured Rachel there is no one else to deny her the title....

(We're down to Laura and Rachel Vs Bayley but Laura still seems to be feeling the effects of that F-Off. They trade right hands but Bayley is getting the better of it. She throws Laura hard into the corner and Laura hits the turnbuckle hard. Bayley picks Laura up and positions her on the top rope. Bayley climbs up too and grabs Laura as if she's going to go for a Bayley-to-Belly off the top rope. Laura desperately hits some right hands and is able to knock Bayley down. Bayley crashes to the mat and Laura turns and then leaps, looking for a moonsault, but Bayley gets the knees up. This catches Laura hard and then as Laura gets back to her knees Bayley rolls her up for 1..... 2...... kick out! Bayley climbs to her feet and measures Laura. As Laura turns Bayley grabs her and hits the Bayley-to-Belly! She hooks the leg for 1....... 2......... KICK OUT!)

JR: That had to be 3! How on Earth did Laura kick out?

King: And to save her sister's championship?

Kris: Laura needs to find a way to get Rachel back into the ring to lose it to Bayley....

(Bayley can't believe that after everything she's done in this match, she still hasn't gotten the championship. Bayley picks Laura up and throws her hard into the corner where Rachel is and demands Rachel tag in. Rachel is just about standing now but putting no weight on the ankle, and doesn't tag in. Bayley runs at Laura and hits the shoulder into the corner and then the elbow into the corner. Laura stumbles out of the corner and Bayley grabs her and goes for a German suplex. Laura lands on her feet, Bayley turns around and Laura leaps and hits her with the TNT, just like she previously did against Tiffany. Laura looks over at Rachel and seems unsure if she should go for a pin. In the end she reluctantly covers Bayley for 1...... 2...... KICK OUT! Bayley is still down though and Laura does the "You Can't See Me" taunt again and nails the 5 Knuckle Shuffle. Bayley stumbles to her feet and walks into a Royally Screwed! Laura hooks the leg for 1....... 2........ 3!)

JR: My God she did it! Against all the odds... Laura has prevailed!

King: But err..... she didn't get the championship.... Rachel was never eliminated.

Kris: Does she realise what she's just done?

(The bell sounds and the referee raises Laura's arm and then retrieves the championship. Rachel has just about limped into the ring but still isn't putting weight on her busted ankle. Laura takes the title from the referee and stares at it. She shakes her head as she puts the title over Rachel's shoulder. Rachel and Laura stare each other down and Rachel smirks and is nodding her head at Laura. Laura doesn't really seem to know how to react, but in the end she lets Rachel lean on her, and helps her sister out of the ring.)

JR: You don't think..... has Rachel won Laura over?

King: It seems that way.... but surely not....

Kris: If not then Laura sure did shoot herself in the foot here....

("Iron Man" blasts on the PA system as Prez Mike walks out in the ring with a ref uniform on. He steps inside of the ring, it looks like he's pointing out some of the various crowd members as his music continues. )

JR-In 2000, Prez Mike took over the Extreme Measures Federation, he has never shyed from a fight, and we have seen that with Cyrus Black.

King-Mick Foley could tell you that.

Kris Gaffney- If he's not too busy still crying since 2000 after Mike took his trophey....AND his girlfriend.

King-Can't say I blame him...poor bastard.

("What do you know" blasts on the PA system as Alex Kobayashi walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring. He paces inside of the ring waiting on his opponents)

JR-Alex Kobayashi has waited for this moment for a long time.

King-Or maybe he hasn't, I'm not sure.

Kris Gaffney-I'm confused.

("Radio" blasts on the PA system as Zack Ryder walks out on the stage. He looks ready for his second match of the evening. He has his web camera filming as he walks down to the ring. He gets up on the turnbuckle, and he poses to the crowd.)

JR-Ryder is at a disadvantage compared to the other competitors.

King-It's his second match this evening.

("That's entertainment" blasts on the pA system as Logan "Showtime" Riley walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring. He looks around knowing that anyone could jump him as his stable has caused a lot of chaos over the past few month's.)

JR-Logan Riley over the past few month's have had a heated feud with Cyrus Black.

King-We have never had a conclusive end to this feud.

Kris Gaffney-Maybe that's what we will get today...or at least a definitive change of direction.

King-Indeed.

("Hell awaits" blasts on the PA system as Cyrus Black walks out on the stage. Prez Mike is already talking trash before they enter the ring.)

JR-Cyrus, and Mike have had a war of words.

Kris Gaffney-Mike was right though, his last come back was basically shutting his ears.

King-Guess he's hearing no evil.

[All four wrestlers are in the ring. Cyrus Black stares down Prez Mike. Prez Mike is just going over a few final instructions. Then makes the signal to start the match. The bell rings. Prez Mike steps back, telling someone to make the first move. Cyrus Black is now talking some trash to Prez Mike. Mike doesn't look bothered as clearly he's just ignoring the whole thing. Finally Alex Kobayashi charges at Cyrus Black, Cyrus Black is able to duck under a fist by Alex Kobayashi. Cyrus Black hits a few fists to the face that makes him back up into the ropes. This is while Logan Riley, and Zack Ryder throw fists to the face, pairing up. Logan "Showtime" Riley is starting to get the advantage. Logan "Showtime" Riley gets hit with a knee lift by Zack Ryder. Ryder measures up, and he hits a hard fist that knocks down Riley. Riley gets up, and Ryder hits a russian leg sweep. Logan Riley goes down on the mat Zack Ryder measures up as Logan Riley gets up near the ropes, and Ryder hits a running clothesline that sends both of them falling over the top rope. They fall otu of the ring, and they crash into the mat around ring side. Inside of the ring, focusing back on Kobayashi, and Cyrus. Alex Kobayashi has gotten the advantage on Cyrus Black. He has whipped Cyrus to the ropes. Cyrus bounces off of the ropes, and Kobayashi throws Cyrus Black in the air, and then it's countered with a drop kick by Cyrus Black as he comes down. ALex Kobayashi stumbles backwards. Then Cyrus Black is up to his feet. Alex Kobayashi hits the ropes, and he goes for a big boot to the face of Cyrus Black. Cyrus Black ducks under, Cyrus Black hooks Alex Kobayashi, and hits a russian leg sweep. Cyrus Black goes down for a few mounted fists. As Cyrus reigns down the fists Kobayashi tries to block some of the mounted fists with his hands. He answers with a rake of the eyes, which makes Cyrus Black stop the attack, and it doesn't matter as this is a hardcore match. Cyrus Black rolls into the corner trying to shake off the fact that he has issues seeing right now. Alex Kobayashi gets up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. He charges at Cyrus Black for a splash in the corner, but Cyrus moves out of the way. He crashes into the corner. He moves him backwards, he climbs up to the second rope, Cyrus measures up. He leaps off, and he hits a flipping neck breaker off of the second rope. He goes into the cover on Alex Kobayashi. Prez Mike counts the 1.................KICK OUT by Kobayashi. Before he can get up Logan Riley grabs Cyrus Black leg from the outside of the ring, and he pulls him to the outside of the ring.]

JR-We almost had the first pin of this match.

King-Or we would if this was a Punisher match.

Kris Gaffney-These days the only way Punisher can defeat you is through a wall of text.

[Logan "Showtime" Riley is able to duck under a fist by Cyrus Black. Cyrus Black turns around, and then Logan "Showtime" Riley is able to take him down with a double leg take down and then he hooks Cyrus Black. He sets him up, and he hits a catapault that sends Cyrus Black flying right to the ring steps. Cyrus Black hits the ring steps face first hard, and he falls down on the mat holding his face. Logan "Showtime" Riley takes his time to slowly go towards Cyrus Black, and then Cyrus Black is in a seated position. He talks some trash, then he hits a few stomps in the stomach of Cyrus Black. Then he follows it up with a boot to the throat of Cyrus Black, he doesn't let go until he feels like it. Finally Logan "Showtime" Riley back's up, and then he see's that someone is coming towards him. Logan Riley moves out of the way, and Zack Ryder goes towards Cyrus Black, and he hits the broski boot on Cyrus Black. Zack Ryder looks a little surprised that happened, but not necessarily upset as it still plays into the match. Logan "Showtime" Riley is able to hit a clubbing blow to the back of Zack Ryder. Then he sets him up, and he hits a spinning fireman carry slam that splats Zack Ryder into the mat. Zack Ryder is down on the mat around ring side, and Logan Riley picks up Zack Ryder by his hair, and he throws him into the ring. Logan "Showtime" Riley climbs up to the top rope, he waits for Zack Ryder to get up to his feet.]

JR-Cyrus Black isn't probably feeling too good about the start of this match.

Kris Gaffney-He needed to be kicked in the face twice for him to figure that out? He should have just listen to me.

King-Yeah, that's not going to happen.

[Zack Ryder is getting up slower than Logan Riley wants, and Alex Kobayashi is coming towards the corner that he's on. Logan Riley is considering which person to go after. Zack Ryder runs up to the top rope, and he hits a big super belly to belly over head throw that sends Logan "Showtime" Riley flying, and he crashes down on the mat. Zack Ryder is up to his feet. Alex Kobayashi goes for a big boot to the face of Zack Ryder. But Zack Ryder is near the ropes, and he ducks under, and he pulls down the ropes, and this puts Alex Kobayashi on the top rope in a lot of pain. Then he runs to the ropes, he comes off of the ropes, he hits a running forearm shot to the face that knocks him over the top rope. Zack Ryder turns around, and see's that Logan "Showtime" RIley is getting up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, Logan "Showtime" Riley goes for the final cut on Zack Ryder. Zack is able to duck it. He hooks Logan Riley, and he hits a t-bone suplex that sends Logan "Showtime" Riley flying across the ring. Logan Riley crashes down on the mat hard. It's clear he's in a lot of pain as he is slow to get up to his feet. Zack Ryder measures up on Logan "Showtime" Riley who gets up in the corner. Zack Ryder charges, and he hits a clothesline in the corner on Logan Riley. Zack Ryder backs out of the corner. Logan Riley stumbles around for a few moments dazed, and then he drops down on the mat in a seated position. Zack Ryder looks around to pump up the crowd getting them ready for what is next. He pumps his fist. WOO! WOO! WOO! Zack Ryder runs, and he hits the broski boot to the side of the face of Logan Riley. Zack Ryder pulls Riley out of the corner a little bit, and then he goes into the cover. Prez Mike counts the 1..............2..............KICK OUT by Logan "Showtime" Riley.]

JR-Logan RIley almost had a pin.

King-Let's note this is an elimination match.

Kris Gaffney-So I guess there is no reason to break up pins...why do I think that is going to come into play here soon...

[Zack Ryder gets up to his feet, and he gets knocked down on the mat by Cyrus Black. He grabs Zack Ryder, and he throws him out of the ring. Cyrus Black wanting to take out Logan Riley goes to attack him. Cyrus picks up Logan Riley. Riley throws off his hands, and hits Cyrus with the Final Cut. Alex Kobayashi comes from behind Logan Riley, and he hits a clubbing blow that sends him flying, and rolling out of the ring. Alex Kobayashi quickly goes into the cover on Cyrus Black wanting to be the one that pins the champion. Prez Mike counts the 1..............2........Logan Riley from the outside of the ring hits a punch to the face on Alex Kobayashi. This breaks up the pin, Cyrus Black showing he did have life left in him rolls out of the ring, and he falls on the floor. Logan "Showtime" Riley stays on the apron as he is still dazed. Alex Kobayashi grabs him by the head, lifts him up over the top rope, and he crashes down on the mat. Logan Riley stumbles into the corner. Kobayashi hits a splash in the corner, and then he picks him up, and he hits a side walk slam on Logan Riley. He goes into the cover, Prez Mike counts the 1..................2........KICK OUT by Logan Riley. Kobayashi picks up Logan Riley, Riley counters with a low blow. Riley dazed turns around right into the Black Out by Cyrus Black. Cyrus gets up, and gets hit with a running forearm by Kobayashi. He goes into the cover on Riley. Prez Mike counts the 1..............2.............Cyrus Black breaks up the three count wanting to be the one who pinned Riley. Kobayashi grabs Cyrus around the throat, suddenly Cyrus drops down, and Ryder hits the Rough Ryder on Kobayashi. Zack Ryder goes into the cover on Kobayashi, Prez Mike counts the 1..............2................3!! ALEX KOBAYASHI IS ELIMINATED!!]

JR-We have had our first elimination!!

King-Took long enough. Kris Gaffney-I guess this shows how personal it is between Cyrus, and Riley.

Alex Kobayashi rolls out of the ring, and falls on the floor. Still feeling the effects of the Rough Ryder. Inside of the ring Logan "Showtime" Riley are trading fists to the face. Cyrus Black tries to get involved, but the two want finish their fist fight so much, they turn to Cyrus Black, and they hit a double fist that puts down Cyrus Black. Cyrus goes down. Zack Ryder hits a baseball slide that makes Cyrus roll out of the ring. Logan Riley hits a running forearm shot to the back of the head of Zack Ryder that knocks Zack Ryder forward, and Logan Showtime Riley waits as Ryder comes towards him, he hooks Zack Ryder, then he hits a release german suplex that sends Zack Ryder doing a flip. He hits the mat face first, and then he gets up to his feet. Logan Riley hooks Zack Ryder, and then hits a quick DDT from the kneeling position that plants Zack Ryder on to the mat. Logan Riley goes into the cover on Zack Ryder. Prez Mike counts the 1..............2...........KICK OUT BY ZACK RYDER!!]

JR-So far Prez Mike has remained very consistent with his counts, especially for someone who isn't a ref.

King-I don't think that count, counts...

Kris Gaffney-In Cyrus world Zack Ryder is also on Prez Mike's side. If I was Cyrus for a day, I'd probably go crazy....thankfully I live in the world of greatness.

[Outside of the ring, Alex Kobayashi is finally coming to. Kobayashi hits the mat around ring side frustrated that he was eliminated. He looks under the ring, and he pulls out a table wrapped in barbwire, he sets it up. Inside of the ring Logan Riley, hits a standing drop kick that stumbles backwards Zack Ryder. Ryder falls out of the ring, and then he turns around. Cyrus Black, and Logan Riley come face to face, and then the two throw fists to the face. Neither wrestler is getting the advantage. This is until Logan Riley rakes the eyes of Cyrus Black. Cyrus Black is blinded, and then Logan Riley tries to whip Cyrus Black to the ropes, but it's reversed by Cyrus Black. Logan Riley bounces off of the ropes. But he's tripped from the outside of the ring. Kobayashi who still hasn't left despite other ref's attempting to try to make him has the before mentioned table on fire. He hooks Logan Riley, he lifts him up, and he drives him through the barbwire table that's on fire. Prez Mike now takes matters in his own hands, he slides out of the ring, and he yells for Kobayashi to leave. Kobayashi finally leaves. Inside of the ring, Zack Ryder leaps off of the top rope, but Cyrus Black kicks him in the gut, and he plants him for a DDT. He goes into the cover, Mike all of a sudden turns, sprints to the ring, slides into the ring, and counts the 1................2....................KICK OUT by Zack Ryder. Prez Mike talks trash about being there in time to make the count to Cyrus.]

JR-Almost three!!

King-Mike is calling this match right down the middle. He really didn't have to sprint into the ring like that. Think Cyrus might be reconsidering his stance on Mike?

Kris Gaffney-Cyrus being not great will not recognize refing greatness though.

King-At this moment I don't think Riley does...he was planted through that table.

Kris Gaffney-Must have been the left over stuff from the Blayze, and Evil match from earlier.

[Cyrus Black picks up Zack Ryder. Zack Ryder pushes Cyrus Black, and then he comes off of the ropes. Zack Ryder goes for the Rough Ryder, Cyrus Black is able to block it by putting Zack Ryder into power bomb position. Cyrus Black points Zack Ryder into the corner, and he charges at the corner, and goes for a running power bomb into the corner. He throws Zack Ryder, but Zack Ryder lands on the second rope, and then Cyrus Black charges at Zack Ryder. Zack Ryder counters with a boot to the head. Zack Ryder is able to measure up, and then he leaps off of the second rope, and he goes for some sort of move, but Cyrus is able to catch Zack Ryder into an attemped black out, but Zack Ryder is able to fight it, and then he grabs Cyrus Black, and then throws him out of the ring. Zack Ryder goes out of the ring, he see's Logan Riley still not moving in the wreckage of the barbwire table. Ryder pulls him up by the hair, and tries to take advantage of the situation, he throws him into the ring. He measures up on Logan Riley, but Riley isn't getting up. Zack Ryder has to pull Riley up, he backs up, and he goes for the Rough Ryder, but it's countered into a stacked power bomb. Prez Mike goes down for the pincount. 1....................2......................3!! ZACK RYDER IS ELIMINATED!!]

JR-It's down to Logan Riley, and Cyrus.

King-Was Cyrus wrong about Zack, or what? He was down here for a long time.

Kris Gaffney-I'm going to start a show...how many ways Cyrus is wrong.

[Cyrus Black slides into the ring, and then see's Logan Riley down on the mat. He grabs Logan Riley by the hair, who isn't showing a lot of life. Out of no where, Logan Riley throws off Cyrus hands, and nails him with the final cut! Cyrus Black goes down, and Logan Riley falls right down with him. Both wrestlers are down on the mat. After a while Logan Riley dives, and Riley throws his arm over the pin on Cyrus. Prez Mike goes makes the pin. 1...................2.................KICK OUT by Cyrus!!

King-Did he get him?

JR-Clearly not, Prez Mike's conunt still remain consistent.

[Logan Riley barely standing, bleeding quiet a bit, and burned a bit on his knee, he yells that was three. Prez Mike says it was 2. Logan Riley turns around getting fully up to his feet. He turns right into the Black Out by Cyrus Black who was able to recover after Logan Riley was too busy arguing the count. Cyrus Black also with very little left throws his arm over Logan Riley. Prez Mike makes the count 1....................2.......................3!! LOGAN RILEY IS ELIMINATED, AND CYRUS WINS!!]

JR-You got to give it up to these competitors, all of them gave it their all tonight.

King-Got to give it to Mike too, he did exactly what he said he would, he called it right down the middle.

(Prez Mike pulls up Cyrus Black, and he raises his hand with overly large smile on his face, and he walks away as "Hell Awaits" plays.)

.::Prez Mike::.-Wait a minute....

(Prez Mike turns around with a microphone.)

.::Prez Mike::.-So tonight we saw who's, who, and what's, what. You asked me one question that I never answered, one question this does not answer, now I doubt that everyone really had the view on me that you did Cyrus, but I'm the first to admit that I'm not a nice guy. What I did tell you about me...I'm ruthless. You asked me how ruthless I can be? Well, here is the thing Cyrus. I don't give my champions a parade, because to hold that championship you are holding, you must already know that you are at least either really good, or really lucky. So with that said, I never had a problem with you, I thought I said that many of times either indirectly, or directly, but if that's what it takes to make it clear, then there you go. But that brings me back to a question, what type of a man would be happy to send X-Cold out of the door. The type of the man that would burn down everything he has if it meant the growing of something new for the EMF. To me your just the next guy to hold that championship. Whether you are better than the others, that's for you to decide. The championship is only as good as the man holding it, and if he's not good, then he won't be holding it very long. So since were done here, I'll leave you with this. Many people have held that championship, you are just one. Challengers will come, and go just as champions will. Much like a man who knows a thing, or two about this fact. This man came to me just before I came out here tonight, and told me he wanted to say "hi" to you.

(Prez Mike points to the entrance way. The lights dim, suddenly a familiar song starts to play)

(The crowd cheers out walks the former world champion Troy Gafgen. He stares down at the ring at Cyrus Black pulling himself up. Troy never takes his eyes off of the ring, he climbs up to the apron, and he steps inside of the ring. Cyrus Black, and Troy Gafgen go face to face as the crowd reacts loud. The two stand looking around at the reaction. Maybe Cyrus did it too much as Troy kicks Cyrus in the gut, he hooks Cyrus, and plants him down with the mental Maelstrom. Troy stands up looking down at Cyrus as Survival of the Fittest goes off of the air.)