(“Freaky Frog noises” as RVT walks to the ring, and he rolls into the ring.)

JR-RVT…is a special talent.

King-Special something.

Kris Gaffney-Well…he tries, that’s the important thing.

King-No it’s not..or else you would have been a good wrestler!

(“Mike New’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Mike New walks to the ring, and rolls into the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Mike New is an exciting new talent.

King-This is a talent that doesn’t come around too much.

Kris Gaffney-Hope they start better than some…the Rock can probably tell you all about that.

[Mike New and RVT pace around the ring, and they lock up, and Mike New hits a knee into the gut, and he whips Road Van Toad to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Mike New hits a spinning elbow to the face of Mike New. Mike New goes down to the mat, and slowly Mike New waits for Road Van Toad. Road Van Toad gets up to his feet, and Mike New hits a running clothesline that knocks down Road Van Toad. Road Van Toad gets up quickly, but dazed. Mike New hits a few forearm shots to the face, and he sets up Road Van Toad, and he sets up Road Van Toad, and he hits a falling through hip toss that sends RVT crashing down on the mat, and slowly Road Van Toad is getting up to his feet. But this time he is up to his feet, Mike New kicks Road Van Toad in the gut, and he sets up Road Van Toad with a vertical suplex, but Road Van Toad is able to slide out of the back of Mike New. Road Van Toad goes to the ropes, and comes off of the ropes. He then hits a one man flap jack. Road Van Toad shocked goes on his knees, and Mike New charges at the ropes, and bounces off of the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes with a running knee to the face of Road Van Toad. Mike New waits as Road Van Toad is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Mike New waits as Road Van Toad gets kicked in the gut, and gets put in a vertical suplex position, lifts up Road Van Toad, and drives him down with a sit down face buster that sends Road Van Toad face first into the mat. Mike New pushes Road Van Toad on to his back, and he makes the cover on Road Van Toad, and the ref counts the 1………………..2…………….kick out by Road Van Toad.]

JR-RVT is not going to go down without a fight.

King-Well he is Van Toad…they did have one winner in their family.

Kris Gaffney-And almost a Revolution member!

[Mike New looks at the ref, and then before he loses his cool, he grabs Road Van Toad, and he sets up Road Van Toad for a DDT, but Mike New is blocked by Road Van Toad. Road Van Toad is able to push Mike New into the corner, and he hits a few shoulder blocks into the gut, and Road Van Toad goes for a back flip, but he falls on his face. Road Van Toad stumbles up dazed, and Mike New charges at Road Van Toad, RVT ducks it, and hits a belly to back suplex that connects on Mike New. Road Van Toad hits a spinning leg drop on Mike New, and he tries to get the crowd pumped by pointing to himself, but he falls at that, and he pokes himself in the eye. Road Van Toad stumbles around stunned, and Mike New is able to recover, and Mike New goes for a clothesline, but Road Van Toad is able to shake off the move, and ducks it, and hits a kick to the gut, and he runs to the ropes, and comes off of the ropes, and he hits a kick to the side of the head. Mike New falls, and he gets up to his feet, and Road Van Toad picks up Mike New, and slams him down for a falling slam. Road Van Toad runs to the ropes, and hits the Rolling Chunder! Road Van Toad goes into the cover, and gets the 1…………2………kick out by Mike New. Road Van Toad goes to the outside, and climbs up to the top rope.]

JR-Mike New is in trouble.

King-I knew that not all things New are better.

Kris Gaffney-Somehow I get the feeling that you’ll be eating those words.

[Road Van Toad measures up on Mike New who is up to his feet, and RVT leaps, and Mike New catches Road Van Toad with the House of Pain! RVT is down, and Mike New locks on the Lockness Monster. RVT taps out, and Mike New wins the match.]

JR-Mike New won this match

(Copyright information flashes on the screen, and we go into a highlight video plays about how some of the matches came together, once that ends we go into an introduction screen that welcomes us to Survival of the Fittest 2011. We go into the arena in Miami as pyrotechnics blasts on the specially made stage. The lights turn on, and fans wave their signs, some of the signs say “Return-a-Mania”, “What’s up?”, and “Gambler owes me for psychology visits”.)

JR-Welcome to Survival of the Fittest, this is a show that has always seemed unpredictable. I’m good ol’ JR along side Jerry “the King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney.

King-That we do, headlined by Marc Mead putting the title against Hall of Famer Scott Tazte.

Kris Gaffney-And there is a buzz around the EMF we haven’t seen in a while, so let’s get this show started already AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

(“Monster” blasts on the PA system as Abyss walks to the ring, he stops in the entrance to do his usual entrance.)

JR-Abyss seems focused on the task at hand.

King-Which is smashing Robb Ressurektion.

Kris Gaffney-Well he will have to be focused for sure.

(“Robb Resurrektion’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Robb Resurrektion comes to the ring, and he comes to the ring, and slides into the ring.)

JR-This man has shown a mean streak.

King-Well he’s going to need it against the Monster.

[Abyss and Robb Resurrektion pace around the ring, Robb Ressurektion goes for a fist, but it’s blocked and Abyss grabs Robb Ressurrektion by the throat with two hands, and throws him into the air, and he goes crashing down on the mat, and slowly he gets up to his feet, and Robb Resurrektion is in pain and he slowly gets up to his feet, and he walks right into the fist of Abyss, Robb Resurrektion stumbles backwards, and Abyss tries to whip Robb Resurrektion, but it’s reversed, and Abyss bounces off of the ropes. He comes off of the ropes, and Robb Resurrektion goes for a clothesline on Abyss, but Abyss bounces off of the ropes. He continues to the other side of the ring, and he bounces off of the ropes as Robb Resurrektion turns around, Abyss leaps in the air and hits a flying shoulder block that connects with a flying shoulder block, that takes down Robb Resurektion, he goes down, he’s slow to get up to his feet, and Abyss charges, and knocks him down one more time with a running double axe handle that knocks down Robb Resurrektion. Robb Resurrektion rolls out of the ring, and he realizes that he needs a different strategy, but Abyss does not even want to let Robb Resurrektion think about it as he follows Robb Resurrektion on the outside, and he grabs Robb Resurektion by the hair, and he smashes his face right into the steps. Robb Resurektion would stay on the steps, but Abyss grabs a hold of his hair, and throws him into the ring, and Abyss climbs up to the apron, and he steps inside of the ring, and as he comes into the ring Robb Resurretion hits a kick to the side of the head, which makes Abyss fall into the ring, and Abyss is on his knee’s, and Robb Ressurektion goes for a shining wizard, but it’s blocked by Abyss who stands up with Robb hopping on one leg with him not knowing what to do next, and Abyss hits a leg whip that sends Robb Resurrektion flying into the corner, and Abyss measures up, and as Robb Ressurrektion gets up. Abyss charges at Robb Resurrektion, and hits a body avalaunche that connects. Abyss backs out of the corner, as Robb Resurrektion stumbles out of the corner, and Robb Resurrektion gets put up on Abyss shoulders, and held there, and dropped for the shock treatment. Robb Resurektion is in a lot of understandable pain, and Abyss gets up to his feet, and holds up his hand waiting for Robb Resurrektion to get up to his feet, and once he does. Robb Resurektion turns around right into the waiting hand on Abyss who grabs Robb Ressurrektion around the neck, lifts him up, and drives him down with a choke slam.]

JR-Abyss is fired up.

King-Yeah…when’s the last time you saw that.

Kris Gaffney-It’s been quite a while, that’s for sure.

[Abyss goes into the cover on Robb Ressurektion, and the ref counts the 1…………….2……………kick out by Robb Ressuktion. Abyss gets up to his feet, and shakes his head, but knowing that he still has one more move to do to possibly end this match, and Abyss picks up Robb Resurrektion to his feet, and he tries to whip him to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, and Abyss is able to catch Robb Resurrektion, but Robb is able to counter this with an arm breaker on Robb Resurrektion connects on Abyss, and Abyss is in pain, as Robb Ressurrektion is able to get the rest that he has been needing for a little bit, and Abyss gets up to his feet. Once he does, he falls into the ropes, and Robb Ressurektion rests up, and Abyss is up to his feet, and he charges at Robb Resurrektion, but it’s countered with Robb low bridging the ropes, and Abyss is crotched on the top rope, and Robb Resurrektion is able to set up, and hits a drop kick which sends Abyss falling over the top rope, on to the floor. Robb Resurrektion is able to rest up with this, and once he see’s that abyss has gotten up to his feet, Robb Resurrektion runs to the ropes, and spring boards over the top rope, and catches Abyss. Now both wrestlers are down on the mat, and both seem to be on the mat for a little bit after that high risk move as the ref looks on. Robb Ressurektion gets up to his feet, and climbs up on the apron. Abyss grabs a hold of Robb Ressurektions leg, and Robb looks back, and then hits a few back stomps to the face of Abyss to make him let go of the hold, Resurrektion turns around, sets up, and goes for a cross body block, but Abyss catches him, and puts him on his shoulders, and tries to throw him into the ring post. But Robb Resurrektion slides down, and pushes Abyss into the ring post.]

JR-Abyss has been cooled off.

King-Well…that’s not good, things were going perfectly.

[Robb Ressurektion pushes Abyss into the ring, and he goes up to the top rope, and waits as Abyss gets up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet, Robb Ressurektion gets up to his feet, and he leaps off of the top rope, and goes for some sort of move that Abyss turns into the Black Hole Slam! Abyss goes into the cover on Resurrektion, and the ref counts the 1…………..2…………….3!]

JR-Abyss won this match out of no where!

JR-Christian has always had the talent to be a big time star.

King-Some say he’s just a mid-carder.

Kris Gaffney-Who? Jeff Jarrett? His best insult is slap nut…what does he know.

(“Walk” blasts on the PA system as Rad Hazard walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Rad Hazard has been a champion a few times, and now is looking to settle a score with Christian.

King-We all are.

Kris Gaffney-AJ Styles and Christian one time had a big time feud…over who was the the hoodie master.

[Christian and Rad Hazard stand in the middle of the ring, and they finally start talking trash to each other. Rad Hazard angerly throws a fist to the face, and Christian ducks it, and he hits a few fists to the face, and then he hits a fist to the face that Christian is able to duck. Christian runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes. Christian hits a running clothesline that knocks down Rad Hazard, Rad Hazard is down to the mat, and he charges at Christian, and Christian goes for a hip toss, but it’s blocked by Rad Hazard Rad Hazard, Rad Hazard turns it into a swinging neck breaker on Christian. Christian is in pain, and Rad Hazard hits a few stomps on the downed Christian, Christian rolls away, and he goes into the apron, and Rad Hazard waits for Christian to get up to his feet, and once Christian is up to his feet, Rad Hazard grabs Christian by the hair, and tries to smash his head on the exposed steel, but it’s blocked by Christian who then takes Rad Hazard head, and smashes into the top turnbuckle. Christian watches Rad Hazard stumble backwards stunned, Christian climbs up to the top rope, and Christian leaps off of the top rope for a cross body block, but Rad Hazard moves out of the way, and Christian crashes hard into the mat, and Rad Hazard gets up to his feet as Christian stumbles up to his feet, and Rad Hazard kicks Christian in the gut that doubles over Christian, Rad Hazard puts Christian in a vertical suplex position, and he lifts up Christian, but Christian is able to shift his weight, and falls on his feet. Christian runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and Christian gets hit with a one man flap jack that sends Christian down to the mat, and Chrsitian slowly gets up to his feet. He turns towards Rad Hazard, Rad Hazard picks up Christian, and drives him down with a whiplash spinebuster. Christian is down on the mat, and Rad Hazard goes to the outside, and he climbs up to the top rope, he waits for the right time. Rad Hazard leaps off, and connects with a frog splash, and Rad Hazard goes into the cover, and the ref makes the count for the 1…………2…………..kick out by Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard gets up to his feet, and he picks up Christian, and he hits a few fists to the face of Christian, and Christian gets whipped to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. Rad Hazard lowers his head, and Christian counters with a swinging neck breaker on Rad Hazard.]

JR-Rad Hazard might have lowered his guard there.

King-Huh, normally things are going well at this point.

Kris Gaffney-Well shows what you know.

[Christian and Rad Hazard down on the mat, and Rad is on his back holding his neck, and Christian rolls into the corner, and he gets upt o his feet with the help of the corner, and Rad Hazard gets up to his feet seeing Christian in the corner, and he charges into the corner. Christian dives out of the corner, and Christian hits a boot to the face of Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard stumbles out of the corner, and Christian climbs back into the ring, and goes up to the second turnbuckle, and he measures for Rad Hazard who is stumbling away from him, Christian leaps off of the second rope, and he hits a missile drop kick that knocks down Rad Hazard. Christian takes a few moments to rest up, and once he gets up to his feet. Christian hits a running clothesline that knocks down Rad Hazard. Christian takes a few moments to back up, and think what he’s going to do next, and he then backs up into the corner, and motions for Rad Hazard to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Christian charges at Rad Hazard, Rad Hazard counters with throwing Christian into the corner. Christian crashes hard back, and Rad Hazard charges into the corner, but Christian is able to counter with a drop toe hold that sends Rad Hazard face first into the top turnbuckle, and Christian sneaks behind Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard sets up Christian, and hits a diving DDT on Rad Hazard. Christian goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1…………….Rad Hazard is able to get his foot on the ropes, so this breaks up the count, and Christian doesn’t argue, he instead gets upt o his feet, and he starts to clap as he as Rad Hazard gets up to his feet.]

JR-Christian might have this match in hand right here if can hit this move.

King-Yeah, but it’s not exactly an easy move to hook.

Kris Gaffney-Sometimes it is, sometimes it isn’t…

[Christian hooks Rad as he gets up to his feet, and turns down the mat, and Christian gets pushed into the ref. The ref and Christian turns around, and gets hit with the Realization, and goes into the cover, but the ref isn’t there for the count. Rad turns around, and he gets hit with a big boot by Gambler. Gambler looks down at the downed Rad Hazard, The Gambler picks up Rad Hazard, and starts the combo, and completes the 5 of a kind! He lifts up Rad Hazard on the top rope, and hooks him, and hits the Royal Flush! The Gambler rolls out of the ring, as Christian is coming to as he slowly crawls into the cover on Rad Hazard, and the ref counts the 1……………..2…………..3!]

JR-Damn that Gambler.

King-Guess Rad should have folded.

("All Grown Up" hits the PA system as the team of Miss Jackie, Amy Jericho, Stephanie McMahon and Marina make their way onto the ramp and down towards the ring to a chorus of cheers.)

JR: I'm sure this team would have been much happier if Maria's girlfriend hadn't changed the stipulations...

King: Maybe, but then we'd all be bored.

Kris: Yea... who wants to watch a PG Women's match?

("Angel on my Shoulder" plays as Kelly Kelly, Madison Rayne, Katie Lea and Jessica come out to resounding boos.)

JR: Even with Velvet Sky out of the picture, The Beautiful People aren't liked around here.

King: These people are just jealous JR! Have you ever seen a better looking group of girls?

Kris: At least the first set all had boobs....

(The girls head to the outside and discuss who is going to start the match for their teams. Marina kicks us off with Madison Rayne. They circle eachother for a bit and then they hook up in the center of the ring. Marina over-powers Madison initially and hits some hard shots on her, and then backs her into a corner. Marina hits a few clotheslines to Madison in the corner and then lets het stumble out. She tries to hit a suplex on Madison but Madison blocks it. Madison lands on her feet and then suplexes Marina down. Marina lands hard and then Madison grabs her and throws her into the BP corner. Madison charges and hits a spear into the turnbuckle on Marina. Marina slumps down in the corner and Madison tags in her Beautiful People team mate Katie Lea and Katie comes in and her and Madison both start choking Marina in the corner with their feet until the referee begins to count and Madison has to leave the ring. Katie picks Marina up and Marina starts to fire back with shots but suddenly Jessica starts to choke her with the tag rope. Katie is wasting no time and while Marina is defenceless she begins to pull down Marina's pants. She gets them halfway down revealing Marina's yellow thong before Marina is able to kick her off. Marina charges at Katie but Katie nails a hard suplex and then finishes removing Marina's pants. Marina gets to her feet and hits some shots on Katie. Marina seems fired up now and hits a lot of hard shots before kicking Katie in the gut and pulling off a DDT. Marina postions Katie on the mat and then climbs to the top rope. She is about to leap off for the Extreme Seeing Stars, but unfortunately she climbed up the BP corner, and Kelly Kelly shoves her from the turnbuckle. Marina crashes into the ring hard. Katie was already half way to her feet and she is now able to get up and remove Marina's top as well. She then heads over to the corner and tags in Jessica.)

JR: Remember, a Diva is not eliminated until she is both stripped and hit with the What's Up!

King: I volunteer to do that move on.... well... all of them!

Kris: You're going to jail one day.... you know that?

(Jessica climbs to the top rope as Katie is still in the ring and Katie pulls up Marina's legs to hold her in position. Jessica leaps from the top rope to hit the What's Up but Marina is able to roll through, reversing the move so Jessica crashes into Katie instead. Both Katie and Jessica are down and hurt and Marina climbs to her feet. She picks up Jessica and nails her with a DDT. She then goes round Jessica and starts to remove her pants, but Katie Lea clotheslines Marina down before she's left the ring. Both girls are now down and both teams start calling for tags. Jessica starts crawling towards the BP corner but suddenly she is pulled right by Marina, who in the process finishes removing her pants, and exposing her white thong. Marina looks like she wants to continue the assault but she's tiring so she goes over and tags in Stephanie McMahon. Stephanie comes in and stomps on the downed Jessica. Jessica rolls and avoids one of the shots and then charges at Stephanie, knocking her off her feet. Jessica unloads on Stephanie with some hard shots and then starts to rip at Stephanie's top. Stepanie gets to her feet and dives at Jessica for a clothesline but Jessica ducks, and keeps hold of Steph's top which rips clean off and the crowd roar as they see Stephanie's pink bra. Jessica charges at Steph again but Steph turns and instinctively hits a kick to the gut and a chiller! Jessica goes down like shes been shot and Stephanie removes her top.)

JR: Notice the difference in crowd reaction to those 2 items of clothling coming off?

King: The first was like Miami won the Super Bowl... and the 2nd was like they won the WNBA.

Kris: Harsh...

(Jessica is still down so Stephanie goes over to her corner and tags in Marina, seemingly to let Marina get some revenge. She then holds Jessica in position while Marina goes to the top rope. Suddenly the crowd boo loudly and the camera angle changes just in time to see Madison Rayne grab Miss Jackie while Kelly Kelly grabs Amy Jericho and they both throw them hard into the barricade. Both hit their heads and looked dazed and the BP members proceed to start removing their clothing. Stephanie and Marina can't do anything about it so Marina leaps off the top rope, landing a Whats Up on Jessica and eliminating her from the match, but more damage is down to their team as Kelly and Madison return to their corner leaving Amy in her matching Baby blue bra and thong, and Miss Jackie in her purple equivalent. They look angry as the BP return to their corner smirking and Katie Lea climbs into the ring and becomes legal. She charges at Marina, and Marina ducks her clothesline attempt and then hits one of her own as Katie spins round. Marina stomps down on Katie a bit and then picks her up and nails a hard snap suplex. With Katie down, Marina goes up top to hit the Extreme Seeing Stars! She then removes Katie's pants revealing Katie's red thong.)

JR: Clothes being lost at an alarming rate...

King: Somewhere Mickie James is in heaven...

Kris: I just hope she isn't still babysitting Laura...

(Marina then comes over to her corner and tags in Amy Jericho. The crowd cheer as Amy enters the ring in her underwear and begins taking shots at Katie Lea. She whips Katie into the ropes and then hits a quick suplex when she comes back. With Katie down, Amy goes round and removes her top to reveal her matching red bra. Katie stumbles up to her feet but Amy plants her down with a DDT. She then goes over and tags in Jackie, and tells Jackie to go up top. Jackie gets on the turnbuckle while Amy holds Katie in position but suddenly Madison and Kelly enter the ring again. Stephanie, seeing what's about to happen, blind tags Jackie and climbs into the ring but it doesn't stop Jackie leaping off the turnbuckle and crashing to the mat when Madison attacks Amy and Kelly pulls Katie out the way. Jackie rolls around hurt as a brawl breaks out between Stephanie, Amy, Kelly and Madison. As Stephanie unloads on Kelly Kelly in the corner, Katie creeps up unnoticed and yanks down Stephanie's pants to reveal her matching pink thong. Stephanie stumbles and Kelly nails her with the K2 while the referee tries to regain order. He sends Madison out of the ring and then Amy spins Katie around and hits her with a suplex. She again lifts up Katie's legs for a Whats Up and Jackie goes up top but then for some reason Kelly lifts up Stephanie's legs too. Jackie looks down and sees both Katie and Stephanie in prime position for her to hit... and looks confused. She looks from one to the other and while she's hesitating Madison Rayne shoves her hard off the turnbuckle in the direction of Stephanie McMahon. Jackie's head collides with Steph and Stephanie is eliminated!)

JR: Eliminated by her own partner... does that count?

King: Mickie James made the rules.... which basically means... there are no rules!

Kris: Does that mean I can join a team?

(Both teams are down to 3 girls but with Kelly and Madison clothed the BP have an advantage. Amy rolls out of the ring so Jackie is now legal with Katie Lea. Jackie is struggling to get to her feet though and Katie hits her with a dropkick and then tags in Kelly Kelly. Kelly charges at Jackie and clothelines her down and then begins to hammer away with some hard right hands. Eventually Jackie catches one and hits back at Kelly. Jackie makes it to her feet and thn hits Kelly with a snapmere followed by a dropkick. Kelly hits the mat and Jackie begins to stomp away on her. She then grabs hold of Kelly's top and pulls it off to reveal her white bra. Kelly shrieks and makes a dive towards her corner but Jackie pulls her back and then lays her out with a hard clothesline. Kelly stumbles back to her feet and right into an F-Off. This allows Jackie plenty of time to remove Kelly's pants as well. She goes over and tags in Marina. Jackie turns to go back to Kelly and set her up but gets sprayed in the eye by something. Kelly then goes over to tag in Madison who comes in against Marina. They trade shots while Jackie is down holding her eyes. Madison hits a clothesline on Marina and then picks her up but Marian kicks her in the gut and hits a quick DDT. Marina pulls Madison's top off revealing a black bra and we're almost even. She goes over and tags in Amy Jericho. Madison gets to her feet and runs and hits a drop kick on Amy. Madison begins stomping away on her and then picks Amy up and his a suplex. She begins to taunt Amy but then Jackie hits her with a hard slap as she has just recovered. Madison goes down and when she stumbles up Amy plants her with the Whiplash DDT and removes her pants. Jackie doesn't need to be asked as she leaps to the top rope and as Amy sets Madison up, delivers the Whats Up! Madison is gone. Kelly looks furious on the outside and grabs hold of Katie and hurls her over the top rope into the ring. Katie lands hard and this gives Amy plenty of time to measure her and knock her down with a suplex. Amy goes over and tags in Marina who climbs to the top rope as Amy holds Katie in position and Marina leaps to deliver the Whats Up, but Katie is able to roll out of the way. Marina crashes into the ring and then Katie is able to dive over and tag in Kelly. Kelly comes in and straight away hits the K2. Katie goes up top and leaps to deliver a Whats up to Marina and tie the teams up again at 2 each.)

JR: Quick eliminations.... we're down to Amy and Jackie Vs Katie and Kelly.

King: Katie and Kelly Kelly? Those aren't good initials!

Kris: How can you think about that at a time like this....

(Kelly turns round and gets a hard clothesline from Jackie. Jackie fires away shots on Kelly and then throws her hard into the corner. She charges at Kelly and hits a spear,but doesn't notice Katie get a blind tag. Katie comes in and while Jackie hammers away on Kelly, spins her round and nails her with a Kat Nip! Jackie is down and out and Kelly climbs to the top rope and smirks as she's about to eliminate Miss Jackie. Kelly leaps but Jackie manages to roll out of the way and Kelly hits the mat hard. Katie looks confused at what happened and Jackie kicks her in the gut and delivers an F-Off. With both women down and out, both Jackie and Amy climb to the top rope. They both leap off, hitting a Whats Up Each on Katie and Kelly. The bell sounds and this ones over.)

JR: the team of Amy, Jackie, Stephanie and Marina have picked up a hard fought win here!

King: And now the losers are each going to kiss one of their asses! This might be the best moment ever.

Kris: I don't know... it'll take a lot to beat that particular Mickie Vs Amy match in my eyes....

(All 8 women are in the ring again now for the "forfeit" attached to this match. The losing team seem to be doing what they can to stall, when suddenly "Obsession" blasts out and Mickie James comes skipping down the ramp. All 8 women seem annoyed at her presence, as it was thanks to her they were put in this match. But she takes a microphone and smirks at them.)

Mickie: Oh... isn't life wonderful now I'm calling the shots! The best thing about all this... is that I get a front row seat! I have to admit... I'm slightly upset that Amy and Jackie's team here have won. I don't think i'd ever forget the site of those 2 having to kiss someones ass to keep their job! But never mind.... it's still going to be hot! And I suppose seeing the "Beautiful People" lower themselves to this has it's benefits. What will Velvet say when she comes back to realise that you lot have become nothing more than a bunch of ass kissers! I mean I guess she can't say anything though.... she's sleeping with the owner to get places in this fed... but I'm sure even she wouldn't lower herself to this! Remember this moment ladies.... the moment when you stooped as low as possible in order to keep your jobs. But listen to me going on! You "losers" over there... I wouldn't wait too long if I were you... because whoever goes first gets a full pick of these... wonderful asses on display. Go on girls turn around lets show these bimbos what they have to choose from! *reluctantly the winning team turn around so they are facing away from the losers, and Mickie*. It's like a wonderful buffet isn't it! I'll have a bit of everything please! Lets take a look at your options shall we girls.... first of all we have... *she heads over to the winning team* Marina! I mean... I can't say I know who she is... but she doesn't look bad does she? She almost looks good enough to be a Go Daddy girl.... I wonder why she hasn't got the call! *Mickie gives Marina a gentle spank which makes her flinch as she moves along the line* and then we have... two of my most favourite ladies... two women who I get to see naked... just about every night! I tell you it's a hell of a DVD... If I ever get hard up for a few bucks I could make millions by selling copies online! Jackie here *she spanks Jackie as she says her name* will probably enjoy this more than anyone... because she's always gagging for a bit of HLA... where as Stephanie *like the other 2 she gives Steph a spank* will soon be bearing all for Playboy...and believe me... you're in for a treat. She may be getting on a bit but.... God damn... everythings still in the right place as far as I'm concerned! And then there's... Amy *she spanks Amy perhaps harder than the others, and smirks* That felt.... strangely familiar! Almost like i'd done that before.... interesting.... what can I say about Amy.... other than... she is one of the sexiest women I've ever laid eyes on.... and perhaps provided me with my career highlight.... she know's what I'm talking about. That night reminded me of KFC.... because it was finger licking good! Honestly... girls... I envy you, I really do. If I could... I would take the punishment for all 4 of you... but I can't. So come on.... line up... and get this over with... whose first!

(The 4 members of the losing team look at eachother and nobody seems to want to move. Katie Lea reluctantly steps forward though. Seemingly, knowing she had no way out, she wanted to at least make sure she got her choice.)

Mickie: Oh... Katie Katie Katie.... believe me... I wish you didn't have to go through this. But rules are rules.... well.... your up first... so you get your pick. Of couse if you wanna do all 4... I wont object...

(Katie looks at her and gives her a sarcastic smile and shakes her head. She steps forward looking slightly horrified but determined. She kneels down behind Stephanie McMahon, and very quickly leans forward to kiss her ass, which gets the crowd cheering. She pulls away almost instantly and slides out of the ring looking disgusted as Stephanie looks at her sympathetically as she removes herself from the line up. Jessica doesn't seem to want to be left with no choice so she steps up next, while we see Kelly Kelly and Madison Rayne bickering behind her. She hesitates for a moment looking as the 3 girls in front of her, but then bends down to kiss Marina. Marina looks kinda relieved that that's over as she joins Stephanie on the other side of the ring, and turns to watch Madison and Kelly still arguing. Suddenly Kelly Kelly takes a microphone.)

Kelly: You know what Mickie.... get the President out here.... get Laura Cena out here! She's in the Beautiful People with me and Madison... she'll NEVER make us go through with this.

Mickie: I'm sorry Kelly... but Laura fell asleep... and so I called Maria, and got her to take little Laura home. I knew you might try pull something like this.... which is why I made sure you couldn't! As her advisor... I'm now running the show... and we aint got all night! So hurry up and kiss some ass. What's wrong with you.... they're very hot women!

(Jackie and Amy aren't exactly thrilled at the situation but they do share a small smile at the fact that the BP are going to have to lower themselves to this. Kelly and Madison argue some more... and then Kelly seems to have convinced her they have no choice. They both walk over together... nervously, and kneel down behind Jackie and Amy. They close their eyes... and then suddenly reach out to low blow them. Mickie spots it though and pulls both girls out the way. Kelly and Madison look shocked and Mickie looks angry.)

Mickie: You know what.... just for that..... you not gotta kiss ALL of their asses. All 4. You're gonna learn you don't mess with me bitches!

(Kelly and Madison look absolutely horrified, and Stephanie and Marina laugh a little as they rejoin the line up. Kelly and Madison are shouting something at Mickie who responds...)

Mickie: You got 20 seconds... and if it aint done.... I'm firing you both!

(Kelly and Madison look like they want to die, but knowing Mickie is serious, they both lean forward, Kelly kissing Jackie while Madison does Amy. They then swap over, before they move down the line, and have eventually kissed all 4 girls on the ass. The 4 of them turn round and gloat at the BP who fall to the floor gagging. Madison crawls along the ring to get her perfume and spray it over her and Kelly. Kelly almost asks her to spray some in her mouth but doesn't. They weakly get to their feet and turn to leave but....)

Mickie: Woah woah woah.... we aint done here yet. You think I'm leaving here without a little fun of my own....

(Mickie turns around, hitches up her skirt to reveal a black thong, and bends over, spanking her own ass at Kelly and Madison.)

Mickie: You want your jobs.... or do you want all that ass kissing to be for nothing. I'm the boss around here.... so you're gonna kiss my ass if you know what's good for you!

(At this Kelly and Madison collapses again and they actually get tears in their eyes. They are pleading with Mickie but Mickie is having none of it.)

Mickie: I haven't got all night girls.....

(They edge forward, and both quickly peck Mickie's ass, before falling in a heap on the floor once more. Mickie stands up laughing.)

Mickie: Look at the 2 of you. Pathetic. What would Velvet say huh?

Kelly *taking a mic, and choking as she speaks* When Velvet gets back... you're gonna be sorry you messed with us....

Mickie: Am I really? I'm John Cena's "little pet" as Velvet calls it. I don't think I'm in any trouble. Of course... if Velvet thinks I've been a bad girl....

Kelly: YOU'RE SICK! YOU HEAR ME! SICK.

Mickie: Not as sick as you're gonna be tonight darling. See you on shockwave....

(Mickie blows them a kiss and leaves to her theme as Madison and Kelly continue acting like they're gonna die on the mat.)

(“If You Smell” blasts on the PA system as the Rock walks to the ring with the Extreme title, and he steps inside of the ring after doing his usual entrance.)

JR-The Rock and Degenerate have been fighting back, and forth, and this could be the match that settles it all.

King-You’d hope at least.

Kris Gaffney-Depends Degenerate has a lot of rage.

(“Degenerate’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Degenerate walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Degenerate is ready to try to make an impact.

Kris Gaffney-Well…he’s not sure if he’s having fun or he’s angry.

Kris Gaffney-Maybe he needs to wear a half mask.

[The Rock, and Degenerate march into the center of the ring to have a stare down, after a time they decide that they want to finally throw fists to the face, and both of the wrestlers land it, but neither are giving up much, until the Rock hits one particularly effective which goes unanswered, and he hits a few more, and then follows it up with one last one that knocks down Degenerate.The Rock stands back as Degenerate gets up to his feet, and the Rock hits a few stinging fists, but not hard enough to knock him down this time, and he tries to whip Degenerate to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Degenerate. The Rock bounces off of the ropes, and Degenerate lowers his head, and The Rock counters with a grabbing Degenerate by the hair, and driving him down on the mat, and Degenerate is slow to get up to his feet, and the Rock whips him to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes. The Rock hits a belly to belly suplex that sends Degenerate flying, and crashing into the mat below. Degenerate gets up stunned by the ropes as the Rock charges at him, and he hits a running clothesline over the top rope, which sends Degenerate falling out of the ring, and on to the mat around ring side. The Rock goes to the outside, and he picks up Degenerate up to his feet, and he lifts up Degenerate, and drops him on the guard rail face first. Degenerate stumbles around holding his face, and Degenerate stumbles away, and The Rock throws Degenerate into the ring, and the Rock goes into the ring, and Degenerate is slow to get up to his feet, and once he does get up to his feet, the Rock hits a few fists to the face, and he tries to whip Degenerate to the ropes, but it’s reversed. But the Rock is able to put the breaks on, and pull Degenerate in, and he hits a kick to the gut, and the Rock hits a DDT that plants Degenerate into the mat, and the Rock nips up to his feet. The Rock starts to smell the air, as seemly he has something on his mind, and we find out what it is as the Rock gets in position for the Rock Bottom as Degenerate is starting to stir as he tries to get up to his feet.]

JR-Degenerate might want to stay down.

King-Guess that is the reverse Virgil method…STAY DOWN!

Kris Gaffney-Inspirational.

[The Rock waits as Degenerate is up to his feet, and the Rock goes for the Rock Bottom, but Degenerate is able to hit a few elbows to the side of the head. The Rock is stunned, and Degenerate hits a kick to the gut, and then he hits a impaler DDT. Both wrestlers are down on the mat, and the ref start his standing ten count, and Degenerate is able to roll into the corner, and use this as a way to end it at around six, and Degenerate is up, and so is the Rock who charges at Degenerate. Degenerate gets a boot to the face of the Rock, and the Rock stumbles backwards, and Degenerate climbs up to the second rope, and measures up on the Rock, and he leaps off, and Degenerate is able to connect with a flipping neck breaker on the Rock. The Rock is down on the mat, but is soon able to get up to his feet, and this time Degenerate is ready for him, he hits a few fists to the face of the Rock. The Rock stumbles backwards, and Degenerate whips him to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Degenerate lowers his head, and Degenerate hits a big back body drop that sends The Rock flying through the air, and goes crashing down on the mat, and slowly the Rock gets up to his feet, and once he does Degenerate grabs the Rock by the hair, and brings him over to the corner, and then smashes his head into the top turnbuckle, and Degenerate waits as the Rock turns around and Degenerate hits a few knife edge chops to the chest of the Rock, and Degenerate backs out of the corner when the ref asks him to, and once the ref backs away Degenerate closes the gap between the Rock and him, and he whips the Rock out of the corner into the opposite corner, and follows him in, as the Rock crashes into the corner, Degenerate hits a clothesline in the corner. Degenerate backs out of the corner, and the Rock stumbles out of the corner, and Degenerate lifts up the Rock into the top rope, and Degenerate hits a few fists on the Rock, this stuns the Rock enough for Degenerate to start to go for his next move, and he starts to climb up to the top rope where the Rock is.]

JR-Degenerate looking for a big move here.

King-He’s going to need it for either of this.

[Degenerate tries to hook the Rock for a super plex, but the Rock is able to hit a few fists to the face of Degenerate, stands up, and hits the Rock Bottom off of the top rope, and he falls away from Degenerate on impact, and he slowly goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1……………………2…………………KICK OUT by Degenerate. The Rock looks down at Degenerate with intensity, he pulls up Degenerate, and hits another Rock Bottom, and he nips up, and sets up, runs to the ropes, leaps over Degenerate, and bounces off of the toher side of the ropes, and hits the People’s Elbow! The Rock goes into the cover on Degenerate, and the ref counts the 1…………..2………3!]

JR-The Rock has done it!

King-That took a lot at the end.

Kris Gaffney-I doubt it would have been any other way.

(The Rock turns towards the crowd as he lifts up the IC title to the crowd, suddenly a man jumps from behind, and knocks down the Rock. The camera zooms out to see the Punisher standing over the Rock. The Punisher looks down at the Rock and he smiles. The Punisher picks up the Rock, and drives him down for Capital Punishment!! Punisher looks down at the Rock, and he picks up the IC title, and he lifts it up as his theme “Capital Punishment” plays on the theme.)

JR-Punisher is back! And he looks to have his sights on the Rock, and the IC title.

(“Dirty Window” blasts on the PA system as Dan Godwin walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-This might be the match where Dan Godwin gets another rematch.

King-If he were to face Tazte for the title, would that mean it’s JUST ANOTHER TAZTE REMATCH?

Kris Gaffney-For JUST ANOTHER TAZTE FAN!

(“Voices” blasts on the PA system as Randy Orton slowly walks to the ring to the annoyance of all.)

King-Why doesn’t he hurry it up?

Kris Gaffney-He likes annoying you.

(“Bad Company” blasts on the PA system as Dewey Pond walks to the ring, and he slides into the ring.)

JR-Your about to ask why Dewey Pond likes to be Bad Company.

King-No…I know he’s bad company, says nothing.

(“Slither” blasts on the PA system as Firestorm walks to the ring, and he slides into the ring.)

JR-Firestorm is a great talent, he can be an impact player in any match.

Kris Gaffney-Really…

King-You wish you could be like that too.

[Dan Godwin, Firestorm, Dewey Pond, and Randy Orton stand on different sides of the ring. They pace around the ring, and Dewey Pond and Firestorm start to fight, but we focus on Dan Godwin and Randy Orton who trade fists, and Dan Godwin hits a knee lift to the gut, and he whips Randy Orton off of the ropes, and Randy Orton bounces off of the ropes, and Dan Godwin goes for the eXeuction, but Randy Orton ducks it, and Dan Godwin turns around trying to reset, and he gets hit with a standing drop kick by Randy Orton. Dan Godwin goes down to the mat, and Randy Orton waits as Dan Godwin stumbles up to his feet, and once he is up, Randy Orton hits a few clothesline on Dan Godwin who gets up on each other, until the last one when he can’t really do anything so Randy Orton hits a few fists to the face of Dan Godwin, who stumbles backwards, and Randy Orton whips Dan Godwin off of the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Dan Godwin lowers his head, and Dan Godwin gets hit with a back body drop that sends him flying through the air, and he comes crashing down on the mat, and slowly he bounces up. Randy Orton hits a European upper cut that sends Dan Godwin stumbling into the corner, and suddenly Dewey Pond who had gotten free from Firestorm tries to attack Randy Orton from behind, but the attack is side stepped and sends Dewey Pond crashing into Dan Godwin, and their stacked up in the corner. Randy Orton backs up, and charges into the corner, and smashes both Dan Godwin and Dewey Pond in the corner, and Randy Orton backs out and Dewey Pond stumbles backwards, right into the waiting Orton who picks up Dewey Pond, and hits a spinning slam on Dewey Pond. But Dewey trying to get away hit the ref on the side of the head, which made him go down for a few moments. Randy Orton goes into the cover on Dewey Pond, but there is no ref to make the count. Randy Orton shakes his head gets up to his feet, and notices that Dan Godwin is ready for him. Randy Orton turns around, as he realizes now he has chair coming for either his, or Dewey Pond’s as Firestorm has a chair. Both duck it, and instead of hitting either of the two, it hits Dan Godwin. Dewey rolls out of the ring. Firestorm thinking quickly throws out the chair, and he throws out Randy Orton as Dan Godwin stumbles towards him. Firestorm hits the Firestarter on Dan Godwin, Firestorm goes into the cover on Dan Godwin and the ref counts the 1…………….2……………3! DAN GODWIN IS ELIMINATED, on the outside. Dewey Pond is being attacked by Firestorm who whips Dewey Pond into the corner, but it’s reversed. Firestorm hits into the corner ring post. ]

JR-Firestorm might be in trouble here.

King-Well he was able to pick up the scraps of what he did earlier, he has to be happy with that.

Kris Gaffney-But he hasn’t won the match yet.

[Dewey Pond hits a few stomps on the downed Firestorm, and he picks up Firestorm, and hits a kick into the gut, and sets up Firestorm, and he hits a snap suplex on the mat around ring side. Dewey Pond picks up Firestorm, and throws him into the ring, and Randy Orton stays back as he watches Dewey Pond slides into the ring, as he stalks Firestorm who is getting up to his feet. Dewey Pond picks up Firestorm, and hits a body slam on Firestorm into the corner. Dewey Pond climbs into the nearest corner, and he climbs up to the second rope. He leaps off of the second rope, and he hits a leg drop from the second rope, and Dewey Pond makes the cover on Firestorm, and the ref counts the 1…………..2……….kick out by Firestorm. Dewey Pond looks at the ref annoyed, and he picks up Firestorm, and he calls for the Dew Drop. Firestorm gets whipped to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and he picks up Firestorm, and looks to hit the Dew Drop, But Firestorm grabs hold of Dewey Pond head, and hits the Firestarter out of no where. Randy Orton comes into the ring before Firestorm can make the cover, and he goes for a clothesline, but it’s ducked under by Firestorm. Firestorm hits an inverted atomic drop that stuns Randy Orton, and Firestorm goes behind Randy Orton, and hits a release t-bone suplex that sends Randy Orton down to the mat, and Firestorm waits as Randy Orton gets up to his feet. Firestorm came to play, because he sets up Randy Orton and hits a full nelson Russian leg sweep. Firestorm goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1……….2………kick out by Randy Orton. Firestorm picks up Randy Orton, but out of no where Randy Orton throws off the arms of Firestorm, and Randy Orton hits the RKO on Firestorm! Both wrestlers are down on the mat, Firestorm is the first to get up, but clearly he’s dazed, and he stumbles backwards right into Dewey Pond who school boy’s Firestorm, and is able to get the 1…………….2………..3! FIRESTORM IS ELIMINATED]

JR-Dewey Pond took advantage of Randy Orton’s move.

King-And now he has a chance to possibly get back to going for the world title.

[Dewey Pond is up, but clearly due to the Firestarter he’s dazed, but ready he seems ready to go back on the attack on Randy Orton. But suddenly Brent Pond is there on the apron, saying something to Pond. Pond’s attention is turned, finally he turns back to where he should be focusing, and turns right into the RKO by Randy Orton! Randy Orton goes into the cover on Dewey Pond, and the ref counts 1……………2…………3! DEWEY POND IS ELIMINATED, AND ORTON IS THE WINNER]

Kris Gaffney-…check that…

King-Indeed.

JR-It will be Randy Orton to get a future world title shot.

(Brent Pond walks away grinning.)

(“Death of Me” blasts on the PA system as Scott Tazte walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Badditude has dominated tag team division, and now Scott Tazte is back for the world title.

King-Well he does do singles matches still.

(“Marc Mead’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Marc Mead walks to the ring, and he slides into the ring.)

JR-Marc Mead has defended the title, so many of the doubters have been silienced, but will it continue?

King-Well it’s a matter of whether or not he can continue it.

Kris Gaffney-That’s always harder to defend, but he is off to a good start.

[Marc Mead and Scott Tazte pace around the ring, and they lock up, and Scott Tazte is able to go behind Marc Mead, and he is able to hit a few forearm shots to the back of Marc Mead. Scott Tazte is able to take down Marc Mead with a waist lock, and Marc Mead looks for a way out of the hold, and Scott Tazte floats into the front face lock, and he puts on the pressure, and Marc Mead slowly gets up to his feet, as Scott Tazte holds on the pressure, and Scott Tazte gets hit with a few knee lifts, and this stuns him. Scott Tazte is stunned, Marc Mead runs to the ropes after a few moments, and he bounces off of the ropes. Scott Tazte goes for a clothesline, but it’s ducked under by Marc Mead, and Marc Mead continues to the other side of the ring, and he jumps on the rope, and he leaps off for a spring board cross body block, but Scott Tazte leaps in the air, and connects with a standing drop kick that knocks Marc Mead out of the air. Marc Mead is in pain, and Scott Tazte hits a few stomps on the downed Marc Mead, and the ref makes Scott Tazte back away, and Scott Tazte does what the ref says, and the world champion is able to make a retreat into the corner, and he climbs up to the corner, and Scott Tazte closes the gap, and he ducks Marc Mead trying to throw a fist, Marc Mead turns around, and he goes for a knife edge chop which lands, and sends Marc Mead down on the mat, and Marc Mead stumbles up to his feet, and Scott Tazte hits an inverted atomic drop that makes Marc Mead stumbling backwards, and come off of the ropes, and Marc Mead throws a fist to the face. Scott Tazte hits a Russian leg sweep that connects on Marc Mead, Scott Tazte see’s this chance to hit a bigger move, and possibly win this match, and climbs to the outside, and up to the top rope. He measures up Marc Mead, and leaps off of the top turnbuckle, and comes down with a flying elbow drop. Scott Tazte goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1…………2…………kick out by Marc Mead. Scott Tazte looks at the ref, and Scott Tazte drives down Marc Mead with an arm bar, and holding it down, he hits a few knee drops, and he holds on to the hold as Marc Mead tries to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Marc Mead looks for a way out of the hold, and he hits a few elbows,which makes Marc Mead get loose, he runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Marc Mead comes off of the ropes, and Scott Tazte hits a spine buster that plants Marc Mead. Scott Tazte gets up to his feet, and he looks around as he calls for the Remedy.]

JR-Scott Tazte seemly thinks he has this match well in hand.

King-Well he needs to watch out, Marc Mead is the champion for a reason.

Kris Gaffney-He has proven that.

[Marc Mead stumbles up to his feet, Marc Mead turns around, and Scott Tazte kicks him in the gut, and goes for the Remedy DDT. But Marc Mead realizing that he’s in trouble, he pushes Scott Tazte into the corner, and he hits a quick shoulder into the gut, and Marc Mead stumbles out of the corner, and Scott Tazte charges at Marc Mead, Mead goes for a high kick to the face, but Scott Tazte ducks it, and goes for the deadly pose before the Kountdown, but Marc Mead having scouted this deadly move, and he hits a drop kick to the leg of Scott Tazte with takes him down to one knee, and Marc Mead gets upt o his feet, and Scott Tazte gets hit with the Mead Kick V.1. This makes Scott Tazte go down, and Marc Mead and Scott Tazte are down for the count, and the ref starts his standing ten count. At about six, Marc Mead is able to crawl into the corner, and try to recover there, but before he can really do anything, Scott Tazte is able to charge at Marc Mead, but Marc Mead as Scott Tazte is charging at him steps out of the corner, and takes down Scott Tazte with a double leg take down, he aims Scott Tazte into the corner, and he hits the catapault that sends Scott Tazte face first into the ring post, and he stumbles backwards, and Marc Mead hits a standing drop kick which makes Scott Tazte fall into the corner, back first. Marc Mead backs up a little bit, and he charges at the corner, and leaps in the air, and he hits a flying splash that makes Scott Tazte stumble backwards, and Marc Mead sets up Scott Tazte, and hits a release german suplex. This turns Scott Tazte inside out, and he hits on his stomach, he is slow to get up to his feet, and once he does Marc Mead comes at him, and hits a jumping inverted Russian leg sweep that sends Scott Tazte face first down to the mat, and Marc Mead is able to push Tazte on to his back, and goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1…………..2………..KICK OUT by Scott Tazte, Marc Mead looks at the ref like he’s crazy.]

JR-Marc Mead needs to keep his cool here, this is not the time to make mistakes.

King-But it’s the time that people usually do make mistakes.

Kris Gaffney-That sounds like a personal problem.

[Marc Mead knows that he has to end this match here, and he signals for it, and he measures up as Scott Tazte gets up to his feet, and Scott Tazte is up to his feet. Once he is up, Marc Mead goes for the Mead Kick V.2, but Scott Tazte ducks under. Marc Mead turns around right into a kick, and a Remedy by Scott Tazte! Scott Tazte pushes Marc Mead on his back, and the ref counts the 1…………………2……………..3!]

JR-Scott Tazte has won the world title.

King-Guess Mead couldn’t help himself.

Kris Gaffney-Guess not.

(Survival of the Fittest goes off the air with Scott Tazte raising up the World title.)