JR - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Scott Memphis!!! (crowd cheers **)

[Scott Memphis comes to the ring. ]

JR - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds,, JOB Mysterio!!! (crowd cheers *****)

[("Booyaka JOB" blasts on the PA system as JOB Mysterio pops out of the stage, and keeps going. He is stuck in the roof, we go to commercial, and come back with JOB in the ring) Scott Memphis checks out the ring. JOB Mysterio tests out the ropes. (ring, ring, ring) Scott Memphis slaps JOB Mysterio. Scott Memphis gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. ]

The King - JOB Mysterio with a elbowsmash.

[Scott Memphis uses a lariat on JOB Mysterio. Scott Memphis fist drops JOB Mysterio on the mat. Scott Memphis stands up. Scott Memphis stomps JOB Mysterio's head. Scott Memphis applies an arm wrench to JOB Mysterio. JOB Mysterio pulls off a standing moonsault. Scott Memphis is back on his feet. Scott Memphis pokes JOB Mysterio in the eyes. ]

The King - eye poke!

[Scott Memphis bends over as JOB Mysterio elbows him in the midsection. Scott Memphis pokes JOB Mysterio in the eye with his thumb. Scott Memphis slaps JOB Mysterio in the face. Scott Memphis moves back to his feet. Scott Memphis with a high crossbody on JOB Mysterio. Scott Memphis moves back to his feet. Hiptoss executed by JOB Mysterio lucha-libre style. Scott Memphis hits a kneeling headbutt to JOB Mysterio's groin. JOB Mysterio executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Scott Memphis. Scott Memphis hits JOB Mysterio with a baba chop. Scott Memphis tackles JOB Mysterio and pummels his head. JOB Mysterio is up again. JOB Mysterio executes a split legged moonsault on to Scott Memphis. JOB Mysterio gets up. JOB Mysterio jumps off of the turnbuckle nailing Scott Memphis with an Asia Moonsault. JOB Mysterio runs towards the ropes, springboards off, and splashes Scott Memphis. JOB Mysterio executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of Scott Memphis. JOB Mysterio goes up to the top rope, and leaps off of the ropes. But Scott Memphis moves out of the way, JOB Mysterio crashes into the mat below. Scott Memphis gets up. JOB Mysterio stumbles to his feet. JOB Mysterio turns right into Scott Memphis who hits the Angel Suicide on JOB Mysterio! Scott Memphis goes into the cover, and gets the 1………………….2…………………..3!]

JR-Scott Memphis has won this match.

King-Pretty good outing by the new guy.

(The copyright information flashes over the screen, as we fade away into a highlight video.)

(Once that's complete, an introduction screen is shown that welcomes us to Survival of the Fittest 2009. We go into the darken arena, pyrotechnics blasts off of the stage as they conclude. The lights turn on to reveal fans waving their sign, some of the signs say "RelliK fan", "Cena's back is magically healing", and "Abyss + Stephanie = :-\"

JR-Welcome to yet another Survival of the Fittest, I'm good ol' JR along side Jerry "the King" Lawler and Kris "KG" Gaffney.

King-You know a little known fact….this PPV was originally called Retribution, but we couldn't be bothered to spell it.

Kris Gaffney-Were such a great use of money.
JR - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Rad Hazard!!! (crowd cheers ******)

[Rad Hazard comes to the ring. ]

JR - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Ravage!!! (crowd cheers ****)

[Ravage walks to the ring. Earl Hebner is the referee for this contest. Ravage gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Rad Hazard. Ravage executes a pumphandle suplex on Rad Hazard. (the bell rings) Ravage gets tiger suplexed by Rad Hazard. Ravage gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Rad Hazard. Ravage gets back to his feet. Ravage picks up Rad Hazard and delivers a bone crunching shoulderbreaker. Ravage chants start. Ravage drags Rad Hazard to the floor. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) Ravage throws a chair at Rad Hazard. (..2) Ravage stomps Rad Hazard's head. Now Rad Hazard standing. (...3) Rad Hazard get nailed with a double axhandle chop from Ravage. (....4) Rad Hazard kicks Ravage in the back of the leg. (.....5) They fight into the aisle. Rad Hazard and Ravage move back to ringside. Rad Hazard takes Ravage into the ring. Rad Hazard grabs Ravage and applies an arm wrench. Ravage executes a back breaker on Rad Hazard. Ravage hits Rad Hazard with an elbowdrop. Ravage climbs to his feet. Rad Hazard gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Ravage. Ravage is back on his feet. Ravage executes a corkscrew legdrop on Rad Hazard. Ravage puts Rad Hazard in an arm grapevine submission. Rad Hazard with a huge super fisherman buster, driving Ravage into the mat. Rad Hazard chants start. Rad Hazard locks Ravage in the odd octopus hold. Earl Hebner asks Ravage if he quits. ... ... ... Rad Hazard tightens the hold. ... (AHHHH!) Ravage escapes. Rad Hazard puts Ravage in an arm grapevine submission. ]

The King - Rad Hazard executes a arm grapevine.

[Ravage gets hit with the shooting star press from Rad Hazard. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 Ravage kicks out. Ravage stands up. Rad Hazard gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. Ravage uses a snap mare takeover on Rad Hazard. ]

JR - snap mare!

[Rad Hazard gets hit with the shooting star press from Ravage. Referee Earl Hebner makes the count. ...1 Rad Hazard escapes. Rad Hazard is up again. Ravage neck snaps Rad Hazard. ]

JR - neck snap!

[Ravage with an illegal chokehold on Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard executes the brain buster on Ravage. Rad Hazard chants start. Rad Hazard climbs to his feet. Ravage is back on his feet. Rad Hazard gets tiger suplexed by Ravage. Rad Hazard gets hit with the shooting star press from Ravage. Earl Hebner counts. ...1 Rad Hazard kicks out. Now Rad Hazard standing. Ravage knifehand chops Rad Hazard. Ravage hits Rad Hazard with the back of his elbow. Ravage hits Rad Hazard with a heart punch. Rad Hazard climbs to his feet. Rad Hazard pokes Ravage in the eyes. Rad Hazard rakes his fingers across Ravage's back. Rad Hazard executes a swinging bulldog on Ravage driving Ravage's face into the mat. Rad Hazard is back on his feet. Rad Hazard executes a corkscrew legdrop on Ravage. Rad Hazard gets back to his feet. Rad Hazard uses a legsweep faceslam to bring Ravage down. Rad Hazard rolls him up with a backflip cradle. Referee Earl Hebner makes the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

JR - We've got ourselves a winner!

JR - The winner of this match, Rad Hazard!!!

("With Legs like that" blasts on the PA system as Marina walks to the ring, and she steps inside of the ring.)

JR-This woman has come so close to gaining the women's title, unlike what Mickie James likes to say.

King-I suppose it's not always a good idea to admit that you can be beat.

Kris Gaffney-Or she really believes it.

("Tori's theme" blasts on the PA system as Tori walks to the ring, and she steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Tori has the experience edge in this match.

King-She also has the getting speared by Edge edge.

Kris Gaffney-Had to add that, didn't you?

[Marina and Tori place around the ring, and they lock up in the middle of the ring. Tori goes behind Marina in a waist lock, but she tries to do some sort of move. But before Tori can hit the move on Marina. Marina hits a back elbow to the face of Tori, Tori stumbles backwards in pain. Marina runs, and hits a running shoulder block that knocks down Tori. Tori gets up to her feet, Marina hits a kick to the gut, and sets her up for a vertical plex. But it's countered by Tori who spins out of it, and pulls Marina into the waiting Tori. But Marina is able to counter this with a double leg take down, and Marina sets up Tori, and this a catapault that sends Tori flying. Tori crashes face first into the second turnbuckle. Tori stumbles backwards, Marina sets up Tori, and hits a belly to back suplex that sends Tori down to the mat, and Marina gets up to her feet, and hits a few stomps on the downed Tori. Tori crawls out of the corner, and Marina goes into the corner, and hits a few knee lfits into the corner. Then Marina sets up Tori, and hits a diving hip toss out of the corner that sends Tori flying, and crashing down on the mat back first. Tori slowly gets up to her feet. Marina hits a few forearm shots to the face that makes Tori back to the ropes, and Marina tries to whip Tori to the ropes. But Tori reverses the whip, and Marina bounces off of the ropes. Marina bounces off of the ropes, and Tori lowers her head for a back body drop. But Marina is able to counter it with a swinging neck breaker. Tori goes down to the mat, she is in a lot of pain holding her neck. Marina decides that it's time to try to go for the cover, and she is able to get the 1………………..2………………kick out byTori. Marina puts on a chin lock, as the ref makes sure that Marina's arm isn't under the throat of Tori. Tori slowly gets up to her feet, and Tori looks for a way out of the hold. She hits a few elbows to the gut, finally breaking the grin of Marina, and Tori runs to the ropes, but Marina is able to counter with a one man flap jack that sends Tori down to the mat, and Tori goes into the corner. Marina measures up, as she calls for her finisher the Extreme Seeing Stars.]

JR-Marina is going for the end of this match.

King-Or she thinks that there are some pretty stars to be seen.

Kris Gaffney-She's going to have to work on naming things.

[Marina runs up the corner where Tori is in, and goes for the Extreme Seeing Stars, but Tori moves out of the way, and Marina crashes to the mat. Tori gets up behind Marian who slowly gets up to her feet, and Marina stumbles to her feet stunned turning towards Tori who sets up Marina, and hits the Tori-Plex. Tori bridges for the cover, and gets the 1…………………….2………………Marina is able to hook the ropes with one of her legs, and breaks the count. Tori is able to take a few moments to rest up. Marina gets up, and Tori runs at Marina, and hits a clothesline that knocks down Marina. Marina gets up quickly. And charges at Tori, Tori counters with a hip toss that sends Marina down to the mat. Marina gets up to her feet, and Tori hits a few fists to the face of Marina, Marina backs to the ropes. Tori tries to whip Marina to the ropes, but it's reversed. Tori bounces off of the ropes, and Marina goes for a clothesline. Tori ducks under it, and Marina turns around, and Tori goes for a kick, but Marina catches it. But Tori counters this with an enzaguri that sends Marina stumbling backwards, and Tori backs up to the ropes. Marina comes back to where Tori is standing, and she hits an arm breaker. Marina is in pain, and Tori sets up, and hits a few knee drops to the arm of Marina. Marina is in a lot of pain. Tori puts on an arm bar as the ref asks Marina if she wants to give it up, because even though this is a basic hold. Marina is obviously in a lot of pain, so anything is possible right about now.]

JR-Tori is zeroing on the injury.

King-Your Mom is!

Kris Gaffney-Hey…that's my thing

[Marina gets up to her feet, and backs up to the corner trapping Tori in the corner. Marina hits a knee into the gut to break the hold Marina hits a few fists to the face of Tori, and tries to whip Tori into the corner, but it's reversed and Marina crashes into the corner. Tori charges at Marina, Marina counters with a drop toe hold that sends Tori face first into the second turnbuckle. Tori turns around into a sitting position, Marina runs up the top turnbuckle, and hits the Extreme Seeing Stars! Marina pulls Tori out of the corner, and goes into the cover, and gets the 1……………………..2………………………3!]

JR-Marina has won this match!

King-Ouch for Tori.

(We go backstage, where Mickie James is seen walking along the corridor. She comes to the locker room of the EMF Extreme Champion Randy Evans. She takes a deep breath, and then knocks on the door.)

(From the distance, a voice is heard.)

Voice: "Come in."

(Mickie opens the door, and steps inside.)

Mickie: Randy? You got a minute?

(Randy Evans grinned at the sight of Mickie. He spoke.)

Randy Evans: "Yeah, sure....*He got up and moved towards Mickie a little* What's up?"

Mickie: I need to ask you a favour. I know you got a big match tonight... but well... I really need some help. I couldn't think who else to ask...

Randy Evans: " *He looked at Mickie with concern* I'll be happy to help...What's the matter?"

Mickie: Randy... i'm really scared. You see.... tonight... the whole future of the EMF hangs in the balance. And well.... if Natasha wins tonight.... that could be it for me. She hates me. We saw that last week when she refused to count for me. If she wins... I doubt i'll stay employed here for another Pay per view...

Randy Evans: "Ah, I wouldn't worry about it Mickie. Just trust in your abbilities, and remember that I'll still be at your side."

Mickie: But tonight is out of my hands. If I was wrestling her... one on one... i'd be more than comfortable. But with myself not being in the tag match.... I don't know. I don't think President Jones, if she won it, would care about how talented I am or not. She'd kick me out of here just for looking at John Cena.

Randy Evans: "Yeah, that's quiet a situation your in there Mickie, and believe me, I'll do what I can to stop this from happening. Did you have an ideas in mind on how I could help?"

Mickie: Well... its a lot to ask. And you probably won't want to do it. But Team Cena still needs another member... and I was thinking... maybe you could do it for me?

(What little bit of happiness that was on Evans' face instantly faded and he responded.)

Randy Evans: "Um, Mickie....In case you haven't been paying attention, I haven't exactly been the best when it comes representing to John Cena's fan club....I'm close to completely ridding the EMF of his group, the elite. There's no way that the two of us could even co-exist in that match."

(Mickie looked disapointed, but wasn't about to give up.)

Mickie: I know you and The Elite haven't seen eye to eye... but there's one thing surely you must agree with. Cena is going to be a much better president than that English skank. She knows nothing about wresting. At least Cena knows talent. People like me and you will be in trouble if she comes in.... me because I am close to Cena... you because your talented... but she doesn't know talent.

Randy Evans: " *Giving a skeptical look* Well, if it means that our future's are hanging in the balance, then I guess I'll do it....But if anything happens between Cena and I, don't expect me to take it lightly. I will retaliate."

Mickie: Just as long as you guys win, thats all that matters to me. Thanks Randy! Your the greatest!

Randy Evans: " *Smiling* Well, I can't argue with that logic."

Mickie: I know. This means so much to me.... thank you!

(Mickie stands on her toes, so she's tall enough to reach up and give Evans a quick kiss on the cheek to show her appreciation. As she does though, the door is opened by none other than Melina.)

(Melina caught this just in time. She tried hiding her anger. She looked at Randy then said.)

Melina: "I see she's back."

Randy Evans: "I thought we were over this."

Melina: "I am over everything. *Turning to look at Mickie, then spoke sarcastically* Mickie...How are you? See Randy, I am over it."

Mickie: I'm very well thank you darling. I was just asking Randy to help me out with something... seems we came to an agreement though.

Melina: "Well thats just amazing....Great for you two."

Mickie: Thanks hun! I'm glad your on our side!

Melina: "If that's what you want to believe "hun"....Ill see you later."

(Melina walked out of the locker room, leaving Randy and Mickie looking.)

Mickie: Whats up with her? *she giggles*.. i'll see you later Randy. Oh... and don't worry about the Extreme Title match... I got a feeling you'll win that one easily!

Randy Evans: " *Raising his eyebrow* Uh...Alright then....I'll um, see you later."

(Mickie smiles, as she walks out of the room and we go back to ringside)

("Destroy Everything" plays and Sammy Extreme walked down the ramp and into the ring.)

Jim Ross: Sammy Extreme attempts to win gold here tonight at survival of the fittest.

Jerry Lawler: Yeah, Sammy's been working hard ever since coming to the EMF. Let's see if tonight's the night his dream finally comes true.

("X-Tazte's theme" plays and X-Tazte walks down the ramp and enters the ring using the stairs.)

Jim Ross: Here comes the current EMF Television champion.

Jerry Lawler: I'm surprised he didn't come to the ring gliding.

Kris Gaffney: You really shouldn't make fun of X-Tazte King....We all have some of him in us.

[The referee signaled for the bell and it sounded. The two men began circling the ring and eventually locked up. Sammy Exreme got the upper hand quick and hit a hip toss on Tazte that hits. X-Tazte gets up to his feet, Sammy Extreme hits a kick to the gut, and this doubles over X-Tazte. SammyExtreme sets up X-Tazte, and connects with a norhtern lights suplex with a bridge 1.............2.......kick out by X-Tazte. SammyExtreme tries to go for another cover 1...........2.......X-Tazte bridged out of it and powered his way to his feet. X-Tazte shot in and took Sammy Extreme down with a double leg takedown. He began pounding away on Sammy Extreme's face. The referee began warning Tazte, but he refused to stop the attack on Sammy Extreme. The referee began to count.....1....................2....................3....................4.....Tazte stopped just in time and picked Sammy Extreme up. He Irish whipped him into the ropes. Sammy Extreme came back with a flying forearm.]

Jerry Lawler: Sammy Extreme working hard early in order to make that Television championship his.

Jim Ross: I'll tell you though King, he'll have to keep persistant if he wants to defeat someone like X-Tazte, who is the currently undefeated.

[Both Sammy Extreme and X-Tazte were down from the impact of the flying forearm that Sammy delivered. The referee noticed and began counting. The crowd counted along too.....1....................2....................3....................4....................5....................6....................7.....Sammy Extreme got to his feet using the ropes. He then walked over to X-Tazte and picked him up. Sammy Extreme Irish whipped X-Tazte into the corner of the ring, he then ran into him and delivered an elbow to the jaw of Tazte. Sammy Extreme moved back a couple of inches and then repeated. X-Tazte slowly fell to the mat canvas and Sammy Extreme began stomping him out. Sammy eventually moved off then picked X-Tazte up. He hit him with a scoop slam and ran towards the ropes. Sammy came back and attempted an elbow to the chest of X-Tazte, but Tazte rolled out of the way just in time. Sammy landed hard on his elbow and grabbed it in pain. X-Tazte got up to his feet and hit Sammy, who was laying on the mat rubbing his elbow, with a running leg drop. Tazte went into the cover.....1....................2..................Kick out by Sammy Extreme! X-Tazte grabbed his mask in frustration before getting back up to his feet. Sammy was still on the mat, so he grabbed both of Sammy's legs and started to put him in a sharpshooter. But Sammy threw his legs out in time, sending Tazte into the corner. Sammy got up to his feet and hit Tazte with a running knee to the back. Tazte's sternem went into the top of the turnbuckle and he hit the floor. Sammy rolled Tazte up from behind and the referee began counting.....1....................2....................Kick out by X-Tazte!]

Jim Ross: The champion kicked out just in time!

Jerry Lawler: J.R, how many times are you going to remind us that X-Tazte is the Television champion?

Jim Ross: Oh shutup King....

Kris Gaffney: I think King just refuses to acknowlege that he's just another Tazte.

Jerry Lawler: .....

[X-Tazte got to his feet and kicked Sammy Extreme in the mid-section. Sammy bent over to clutch his mid-section and Tazte kicked him in the forehead. Sammy hit the floor quick. Tazte picked him up and Irish whipped him. Sammy Extreme came back with a clothesline, but X-Tazte ducked it, and quickly, he kicks SammyExtreme in the gut stunning SammyExtreme, and X-Tazte throws Sammy into the ring post shoulder first. SammyExtreme is in pain, and slowly he pulls himself out of the corner. SammyExtreme stumbles backswards right into the waiting X-Tazte who rolls Sammy Extreme up and the referee began counting......1....................2....................kick out!! SammyExtreme crawls in the corner, X-Tazte hits a few knife edge chops to the chest. X-Tazte tries to whip SammyExtreme to the opposite side of the ring, and does. He crashes into the corner, X-Tazte goes for a big splash in the corner. But SammyExtreme moves out of the way, and he decides right now to take his chances to go for his finisher, X-Tazte turns around. SammyExtreme tries to peal off a quick spear! But X-Tazte side steps it, and SammyExtreme almost hits the ref, but stops just in time. But X-Tazte uses this distraction to do a reverse hurricanarana pin, and gets the 1..............................2.....................3! ]

Jim Ross: Despite a loss here tonight, Sammy Extreme still put up a great fight. But it is X-Tazte who came out on top to retain the EMF Television championship and remain undefeated.

["X-Tazte's theme" played and X-Tazte celebrated.]

("Sunglasses at Night" plays as Brandon Eastman makes his way onto the ramp and the bell sounds.)

Finkle: The following contest... is a one hour long, Extreme Championship Time Limit match! Any man who pins the Extreme Champion will become the new EMF Extreme Champion, and whoever holds the title after one hour will be the winner! Introducing first... the challenger... from Long Island New York, weighing in at 225 pounds.... The Italian Stallion... Brandon Eastman!

JR: This is a man looking to capture his first piece of gold here in the EMF...

King: He's from New York, but Italian? I'm confused...

("The Bleeding" plays as Troy Gafgen makes his way onto the ramp too.)

JR: Here's a man who has been World Heavyweight Champion... will that help him here tonight.

King: I doubt it... but you never know!

("Needle and the Spoon" plays as Chad Vargas comes out onto the ramp.)

JR: A man who captured the gold in this very match last year..

King: And lost it about 5 minuts later...

("Dewey Pond's theme" plays as Dewey Pond comes out and makes his way to the ring.)

JR: Pond is no stranger to championship matches...

King: But he is a stranger to winning them!

("Enter Sandman" plays as Chris Legend comes out.)

JR: A chance to show why he is a former 15 time World Champion...

King: In some other fed.. where world titles are handed out like half time oranges...

(Finally, "Welcome to Heartbreak" plays and Randy Evans comes out.)

Finkle: And introducing the EMF Extreme Champion! From St. Louis, Missouri, weighing in at 245 pounds.... The Viper... Randy Evans!

(Before Evans even gets in the ring, a brawl breaks out with Eastman and Legend trading punches while Vargas takes it to Dewey Pond. Troy Gafgen smartly stays out of the way, and waits for Evans, but Evans notices his challengers fighting and just stands on the ramp watching, to boos from th crowd. Troy notices this though and slides out the ring and goes running towards Evans. Evans meets him with some hard right hands, and then throws Troy hard intothe railing seperating the crowd from the ramp. Evans goes over and takes some more shots at Gafgen and the clock is ticking down to 59 minutes. In the ring, Vargas is stomping on a downed Dewey Pond in the corner. He turns round to see Chris Legend hammering away on Eastman. Legends throws Eastman into the ropes and Eastman bounces off them and comes back and goes for a clothesline, but Legend sidesteps and Eastman clotheslines Vargas hard to the outside. Eastman looks stunned and Legend spins him round and hits a quick DDT. Pond is back up and Legend begins hammering him into the corner.)

JR: Don't think thats what Eastman had in mind....

King: There's no friends in a match like this!

(In the ring, Legend is still hammering away on Pond, when Eastman gets up and pulls him off. Eastman and Legend trade shots back and forth. Meanwhile Vargas, on the outside, looks under the ring. He pulls out a steel chair, and goes charging up the ramp in the direction of the Champion, Evans. He swings the chair at the back of Evan's head as he's still hammering away on Troy. Evans spots it coming on the tron though, and ducks. Vargas smashes Troy hard and he falls to the floor. Chad turns to try and level Evans again but Evans dropkicks the chair back into Chad's face. Dewey Pond meanwhile has slid out of the ring and comes up the ramp. Evans is disecting Chad with hard, targetted stomps, but Pond quickly spins Evans around, kicks him in the gut and nails the Dew Drop on the stage! Pond looks shocked that it actually worked and is about to go into the cover when Troy Gafgen gets up and hits him hard with a clothesline. Gafgen begins hammering away on Pond while Evans tries to climb back to his feet. The clock ticks down to 55 minutes.)

JR: 5 minutes down.... 55 more to go!

King: And finally our champion is being forced to fight!

(Back in the ring Legend has the better of Brandon Eastman. Legend kicks Eastman in the gut and then goes for the Prime Time Shot, nailing it hard. Eastman is down and Legend realises that he needs to get in the action on the ramp. He slides out of the ring and goes running towards them. As he does, Gafgen lifts Pond up and Irish Whips him down the ramp. The result is Pond and Legend metting in the middle of the ramp, and nailing eachother with a double clothesline. Both men are down and then Gafgen lifts up Evans and looks for a move, but Evans was laying in wait, and grabs Gafgen and nails him with a huge Inverted Backbreaker. Evans looks around him and realises he is probably safest in the ring, as it only contains Eastman whilst the other 4 guys are all on the ramp. Evans begins walking down the ramp as Eastman tries to climb to his feet, but just as he is about to get there, Chris Legend reaches out and grabs his ankle. Evans turns and tries to kick Legend off but Legend times it right to pull Evans over as he lifts his other leg off the ground. Evans falls hard on the ramp and then Legend climbs to his feet and grabs the steel chair that was laying by Vargas. Evans climbs to his knees and gets a face full of steel chair from Legend. He goes down hard and then Legend drags his body so it is near one of the turnbuckles. Legend climbs up onto the ring apron and Eastman charges at him, but Legend ducks and pulls the top rope down, sending Eastman flying hard to the outside. Legend then climbs to the top rope and targets Evans for the Grand Slam Drop. He nails it hard! He goes into the cover and gets the one......... two.......... thr..... NO. Vargas is there at the very last split second. Legend jumps up expecting to strike Vargas with something, but instead gets a face full of Guitar! Vargas drops into the cover on Evans and scores the 1......... 2............. 3! With 51 Minutes and 24 seconds remaining.)

Finkle: The winner of the first fall... and the NEW EMF Extreme Champion.... The Confederate Icon... Chad Vargas!

JR: Vargas stealing the Extreme Championship from Legend's clutches!

King: Thats the name of the game though in this one!

(Vargas climbs to his feet and smirks as he sees Legend laid out, having been just a milli-second away from the gold. Vargas mocks Legend, and then turns round to see Brandon Eastman stalking him. Eastman unloads on the new champion with lefts and rights, and backs him into the barricade. Eastman clotheslines Vargas hard, and Vargas falls agains the steel where Eastman begins stomping on him. Eastman then goes under the ring and pulls out a stop sign. He aims it at Chad's head, but is pulled back by Dewey Pond. Pond begins unloading on Eastman and then throws him hard into the ring post. Eastman stumbles back and Pond hits him with a Russian Leg Sweep. Pond then picks up Chad Vargas and goes for a right hand but Vargas blocks it and nails a bunch of his own. Vargas throws Pond into the ring and then climbs onto the apron in order to get in himself, but he is grabbed from behind by Troy Gafgen. Gafgen puts him in position and hits a huge electric chair drop. The clock has ticked down to just under 49 minutes remaining.)

JR: The whole face of this match has changed with Vargas winning the Extreme Championship for a 3rd time!

King: Lets hope he lasts longer than his first reign...

(Gafgen covers Vargas and gets the 1.... kick out. Gafgen looks annoyed and lifts Chad up and then gets hit with a huge Snakeskin DDT to the outside! Vargas slides into the ring and Pond has recovered and beins hammering away at him. Meanwhile Chris Legend has climbed to his feet and is hitting mounted punches on the former champion, Randy Evans. Brandon Eastman has climbed to his feet and grabs the stop sign again. Vargas has over-powered Pond now, and has him backed into a corner. Eastman slides into the ring and again takes aim at Vargas with the stop sign. This time Vargas ducks it, and Eastman smashes Dewey Pond hard. Vargas instinctively hits a low blow on Eastman and then slides out of the ring. He's met by Chris Legend who fires at him with left and rights. Legend kicks Chad in the gut and then nails a snap suplex. Knowing it won't keep him down, Legend picks had up and sets him up for the Chaos Theory! Vargas counters into a Big Back Body Drop at the last possible second. Legend goes down hard but when Vargas turns round he sees Brandon Eastman again waiting for his chance to pounce on the unsuspecting Extreme Champion. This time Vargas opts to run for it. He runs around the ring away from Eastman, and then climbs onto the ring apron to get back into the ring. Pond is in there waiting for him but then Evans slides in and whips Pond out. Vargas tries to climb in through the ropes but Eastman catches him and grabs his legs to try stop him making it. The result is Vargas gets stuck on the 2nd rope. Evans seizes the oppertunity, nailing Eastman with a baseball slide, and then grabbing Vargas and drilling him to the mat with a huge DDT! He covers for the 1...... 2.................... kick out! Somehow! 45 minutes and 39 seconds remain on the clock.)

JR: What heart! What determination from our Extreme Champion!

King: I don't know how... but Chad Vargas is STILL the Extreme Champion!

(Evans pounds the ground in frustration at being so close to getting his title back. He spins Chad over so Chad is laying on his stomach, and then calls for the Punt to the skull. He is just about to let Chad have it when suddenly Eastman pulls Chad from the ring and begins hitting him. Evans turns to Eastman and is yelling at him about it. He doesn't noticed Troy Gafgen slide into the ring and begin stalking him. Evans turns round and.... SPEAR!!! Evans goes flying, rolling under the bottom rope and laying by the barricade, hurt. Troy then climbs to the top rope and begins measuring Eastman and Vargas for a cross body block. Suddenly, Dewey Pond comes up behind him, grabs him, and nails a superplex, taking both men down. With both men hurting, Eastman kicks Vargas in the gut and nails the Jagerbomb! He covers for the 1.......2......... Legend is there to break it up! Legend and Eastman begin brawling. Vargas lays there, prone for a pin fall but everyones down, except Evans who is pulling himself up on the barricade, and Eastman and Legend who are too pre-occupied with eachother. Suddenly a person in the front row wearing an X-Tazte mask hands Evans a bag of some sort. When the cameras zoom in.... we recognise it all too well as the bag that contains President Cena's sledgehammer. The "fan" removes the mask and its none other than Mickie James! She winks at Evans and then runs through the crowd. Legend overpowers Eastman, kicks him in the gut and nails the Chaos Theory! Legend waists no time running straight over to the hurting Chad Vargas, and lifting him up too, calling for the same move. Suddenly he gets a Sledgehammer shot to the back of the skull. He goes down and Vargas is stumbling and gets hit with a Sledgehammer to the gut. He drops to his knees and gets a hammer to the face. Evans covers for the 1....... 2.................. 3! 40:41 remains on the clock.)

JR: With a little help from a friend.... Evans is Extreme Champion for the 2nd time!

King: Seems a poor decision though... he now has to fight for it for 40 odd minutes...

(Legend, Vargas and Eastman are down and Evans slides into the ring, still with his hammer at hand, and begins stalking Pond and Gafgen who are down in the ring. Pond makes it to his knees first, and gets a face full of hammer too. Evans then drops the hammer and waits for Gafgen to stumble up, before kicking him in the gut and hitting The Tragedy! Evans slides out of the ring with all 5 men down and out, and grabs his Extreme Title from the timekeeper position, and raises it up high. He then slides into the ring and lifts up a lifeless Pond and begins choking him out with the title belt! Eastman is now up. He slides into the ring where Evans is still choking out Pond. Eastman goes up behind Evans and hits a low blow! He rolls him up and gets the 1..... 2.................... kick out!)

JR: Brandon Eastman only a half a second away from taking that title, the first of his career!

King: And from making Evans reign the worst since.... wel... Vargas last year?

(Eastman lifts Evans up but Evans hits a rake to the eye. Eastman stumbles, and then Evans reaches down and grabs his championship. Eastman doesn't see it and picks him up and gets face full of gold! Eastman rolls around in pain and happens to stop rolling on his stomach. Evans notices and begins and begins to stalk him for the punt to the head. Eastman tries to get up, and Evans runs and punts him. He doesn't get a full impact on it, but does enough to send Eastman rolling to the outside and seemingly out cold. Evans then goes over to Troy, who is back on his feet, and nails hard shots on him, backing him into the corner and unloading with some knife edge chops. After several, he goes for another but is pulled back and clotheslined down by Chad Vargas. Vargas begins hitting hard punches on Evans, and the clock displays 35:23 remaining.)

JR: We're nearing the half way stage.... and Randy Evans, the man who walked in with the gold, has the gold again!

King: Its been a great match so far.. and we're not even half way through!

(Vargas continues to work away on Evans, and then Chris Legend slides into the ring. He notices Pond and Gafgen lifeless and Eastman not moving on the outside. He grabs the Extreme Championship off the floor and begins stalking Vargas with it. He swings and socks Chad over the head, sending him to the mat. He drops the belt and lifts up Evans, who is hurting, and then kicks Evans in the gut and nails the Chaos Theory!! Legend hooks the leg... surely about to capture the gold at last... and gets the 1.......... 2.................... Vargas somehow, weakly, throws himself into Legend, breaking the count. Legend looks livid and picks up Vargas looking for a move, but Vargas ducks it somehow, and Legend turns round and into The Stroke! It seems to take a lot out of Vargas, and he falls... millimeters away from Evans.)

JR: Vargas looking to win the title for the 2nd time tonight.... both off of Legend's moves.... throws himself over him.... 1........... 2...................... NO! NO NO NO!

(Jut as Vargas was going to become champion, Eastman socked him round the skull with the Extreme Championship. Vargas rolls out of the way and Eastman covers Evans now for the 1......... 2............. KICK OUT! Eastman notices everyone else is down and out though, so calmly lifts Evans and his the JAGERBOMB! Cover again.... 1............ 2............... 3! Eastman is the champion! 32 minutes and 7 seconds remain!)

JR: Brandon Eastman just won his first ever EMF Title... stealing one from Vargas!

King: Who in turn, was about to steal one from Legend!

JR: It just goes to show you can't trust anyone in this match!

(Eastman smirks and then sees that Dewey Pond has stirred so he goes over and hammers away on Pond. Pond tries to battle back but Eastman overpowers him and backs him into the corner. He contineus hammering away and then Troy and Legend make it to their feet. They both see Eastman taking it to Pond and then they nod to eachother. They go over and grab Eastman and hit a double suplex on him. Legend then lifts Eastman up and goes for another Chaos Theory, but Eastman blocks it and low blows Legend. Legend stumbles and Troy nails him with the Crack of Dawn! Troy and Eastman are going back and forth but then Evans is up and he hurls Troy over the ropes and out of the ring. Evans then begins taking it to the man who just won his title, Eastman.)

JR: Evans looking to regain the title again, just like he did from Vargas.

King: Will be hard to do... everyone seems to be putting on a great performance!

(Evans throws Eastman into the ropes but then Eastman holds onto them instead of coming back off them. Evans charges for a clothesline but Eastman dumps him over the top rope to the outside. Eastman slides out of the ring and continues the assault on Evans while Chad Vargas stumbles up in the ring. Vargas goes over and grabs the Extreme Championship and waits for Pond to pull himself up using the ropes. Pond turns and then gets a shot to the skull from Vargas and goes flying over the ropes and lands on the outside on the opposite side of the ring to Eastman and Evans. This leaves just Vargas and Legend in the ring. Legend makes it to his knees and Vargas charges at him too but Legend rolls and dodges it. Vargas turns and gets a kick in the gut and drops the title. Legend hits him with the Chaos Theory onto the championship belt! He turns towards Eastman and Evans but doesn't notice Gafgen stalking him for the spear. When he turns again.... SPEAR!!)

JR: The champion, Brandon Eastman, staying out of the carnage right now..

King: That won't last...

(Troy slides out of the ring where Eastman is stomping on Evans against the barricade. Gafgen grabs Eastman from behind and hits a big suplex into a bridge for the 1.... 2......... kick out! Troy looks frustrated and lifts Eastman and hurls him into the ring post. Eastman bounces back dazed,but before Troy can do anything, Evans grabs him and hits a huge suplex on Troy. Eastman is still dazed and Evans grabs him and DDTs him hard to the floor. He hooks the leg for the 1.... 2..... Eastman kicks out again. Evans lifts him up and goes for the Tragedy! Eastman pushes him off and Evans stumbles into.... SPEAR! Eastman throws a right hand at Gafgen, but its blocked, and then Gafgen nails the Crack of Dawn! Into the cover for the 1..... 2............ 3! 23 minutes and 12 seconds left on the clock.)

JR: Troy Gafgen has just won the Extreme Championship! He's now won the big 3 in the EMF!

King: Shocking...

(Troy looks amazed that he managed to pull that off. Dewey Pond is up now and begins throwing right hands at his former tag team partner. Pond backs Troy into the corner and then lifts him to the top rope. He looks like he's going to go for a superplex, but Pond gets pushed down by Troy and falls into the ring hard. Gafgen jumps off the top rope and nails an elbow drop. He quickly gets rolled up by the waiting Chad Vargas and Vargas scores the 1.... 2..... kick out. Vargas hits some hard rights on Gafgen and knocks him down. Gafgen grabs the Championship belt from the floor, but Vargas sees it coming and dodges his swing. Troy stumbles and Eastman is in and he grabs Troy and hits a suplex. Eastman and Vargas stare eachother down... and then Vargas slides out of the ring. He goes under the ring and pulls out a table! He slides it into the ring and Eastman grabs it and sets it up.)

JR: A bit of teamwork perhaps?

King: It won't last...

(Eastman grabs Troy and smashes his head into the table. He does it again and Troy stumbles back and Eastman kicks him in the gut. He puts Troy into position for the Jagerbomb. However Chad Vargas climbs to the top rope and nails a missile drop kick onto Eastman, causing him to stumble, trip, and fall out of the ring. Vargas gets up and kicks Troy in the gut and goes for the Stroke, but Troy uses his elbow to battle free. Chris Legend is in the ring and he goes for a spear on Troy, but Troy sees it coming and sidesteps and Legend spears Vargas hard! Legend gets up and turns round into a suplex from Troy. Troy sees that all his opponents are down, apart from Evans who is stirring. Troy kneels down and picks up the Extreme Championship. He slides out of the ring and seems to be heading up the ramp with the gold.)

JR: I think Troy Gafgen's had enough...

King: Who can blame him. This has been a hell of a match... but he realises that his best chance of getting out with the title is just to run for it!

(The clock shows just under 15 minutes remaining. Troy disappears off the top of the ramp. Meanwhile Randy Evans is on his feet, so too is Brandon Eastman and they begin trading shots. No one seems to realise that Troy has left. Evans his an arm drag on Eastman and then takes him down with a big DDT. He goes over to Chad Vargas, lifts him up, but Vargas nails a low blow and then hits the Stroke! Vargas notices Legend is up and the two begin trading blows also. Vargas looks for a neckbreaker on Legend but Legend pushes him away. Eastman gets to his feet and him and Vargas begin taking it to Legend again. They back Legend into the corner and then irish whip him out of it, and Dewey Pond nails him with a huge clothesline. Pond smirks at Vargas and Eastman, but they quickly grab him and nail a double suplex. Then then seem to discuss the fact they need to go find Gafgen. They slide out of the ring, but before they can make their wa up the ramp, Evans vaults over the top rope and takes them both down!)

JR: Absolute carnage here... and no champion even in sight!

King: They can destroy eahother all they want... it only serve to cemet Troy as the Extreme Champion!

(The clock ticks down to just under 10 minutes remaining. Evans tries to climb to his feet but is seemingly feeling the effects of this match. He limps up the ramp, trying to give chase to Gafgen. Suddenly Gafgen appears at the top of the ramp, stumbling. Big Sal then appears and is hammering away at Gafgen, forcing him back into the match. He whips Gafgen down the ramp and Evans begins hammering away on Gafgen. Sal then charges down and gives Evans a HUGE clothesline. Sal throws Troy into the ring where Dewey Pond is waiting. Pond kicks him in the gut and nails the Dew Drop! Big Sal grins at Pond and then leaves again. Pond drops into the cover and gets the 1....... 2........ Evans slides into the ring and breaks it up. Pond looks angry and begins hammering away on Evans. The two brawl close to the edge of the ring and then Legend slides in and clotheslines both of them over the top rope to the outside. The champion, Gafgen, stumbles up and into the Chaos Theory! Legend hooks the leg and gets the 1.......... 2.................... Vargas dives over but he's too late this time and the refs hand comes down for the 3!)

JR: He did it! My God he did it! Chris Legend is the Extreme Champion of the world! And only 7 minutes and 13 seconds remain on the clock!

King: Well my money is on him...

(Legend looks stunned to finally be the champion. Vargas hammers away at him, seemingly hell bent on ending the title reign as soon as possible. Vargas backs Legend into the corner and after a few shots, lets him stumble out. He kicks Legend in the gut and looks for The Stroke. Legend pushes him away, and he runs straight into the oncoming Eastman. Legend grabs Vargas from behind as he stumbles and hits a hard German Suplex on him. Legend notices Evans and Pond back up on the outside. He slides and hits a baseball slide on Pond. He tries to do the same to Evans but Evans grabs his legs and pulls him from the ring. Evans nails a snap suplex into a bridge on Legend and scores the 1..... 2...... Legend kicks out!)

JR: So close to another title change!

King: Not long to go though...

(There are just 3 minutes remaning. Evans hurls Legend into the barricade and soon after, Vargas and Eastman slide out of the ring. They grab Evans and begin delivering shots to him. Vargas then whips Evans into the ring. He slides in himself and hammers away on Evans in the corner. Eastman throws Legend into the ring and hammers away at him too. Elsewhere, Troy and Pond are brawling on the outside. Chad lifts Evans onto the top rope, and seems to be looking for a superplex to put Evans through the table. Evans his some weak fists to block the move by Vargas. Vargas falls to the floor but lands on his feet. He runs and clotheslines Evans who falls hard onto the turnbuckle, with one leg either side. Evans is laying prone on the top rope. Eastman has Legend backed into a different corner, but then Vargas grabs the Sledgehammer which is laying on the floor. He takes aim and smashes Eastman hard over the head with it. Eastman falls to the outside and there are just 90 seconds remaining.)

JR: Chris Legend is closing in on walking out of here as champion...

King: That wouldn't be very popular...

(Vargas smirks. Legend stumbles out of the corner and gets a face full of hammer too. Vargas drops the hammer and then grabs Legend's lifeless body and sets him up on the table. He keeps an eye on the clock... 50 seconds to go. However he notices that Evans is standing again on the top rope. He decides that Evan would probably break up his pin fall attempt, so goes over and hammers away at Evans on the top rope. Evans first back but slips slightly. Vargas grabs him, and looks for a superplex through the table that Legend is laying prone on. However he misjudges it slightly... and he himself crashes through the table with Legend while Evans falls just past it. Vargas lands on top of Legend and scores the 1.......... 2............................ Suddenly Chad is pulled out of the ring by none other than... Skull Daze! Skull smashes Chad hard with a steel chair, leaving him out of it. Evans can barely stand... and there's just 15 seconds to go. The crowd begin counting down... 5 seconds to go.... 4...... Evans throws an arm over Legend and gets the 1.... 2................ the refs hand comes down for the 3, seemingly at the exact same time that the buzzer sounds.)

JR: He got it! Randy Evans is the champ again!

King: No way... no way! The time limit expired... Chris Legend is our champion! (Evans is trying to pull himself to his feet using the ropes. The second referee from the outside slides into the ring and is discussing something with the main ref. Evans limps to his feet and begins shouting at them too. Chris Legend begins to stir and climbs to his feet. He too is yelling at the 2 refs, who are yelling at eachother. Suddenly the referee comes over and raises the hand of..... Randy Evans!)

Finkle: Here is your winner.... and the NEW EMF Extreme Champion.... Randy Evans!

(Evans' theme plays, but suddenly the other referee goes over and raises Legend's hand. Legend's theme replaces that of Legend.)

Finkle: Correction... here is your winner.... and the NEW EMF Extreme Champion... Chris Legend!

(The first referee comes back over and yells for the music to stop and then raises Evans' arm again. The second referee goes over and shoves the first one away from Evans. The two referees are arguing even more and start pushing eachother and confusion reigns. Suddenly "Bad, Bad Man" blasts out and John Cena makes his way out. He slides into the ring and picks up the EMF Extreme Championship from the floor. He takes a microphone.)

Cena: Inept... the pair of you. Two qualified referees and you can't even make a simple call?

(The first referee starts to suggest what he saw, Cena cuts him off.)

Cena: Do I look like I give a damn what you think? Seriously? Roll the footage.... it can't be that hard......

(The footage airs.... its still unclear if the count was in time or not.)

Cena: Well it seems obvious to me. The winner here.... is, with the exception of me.... the most Elite man standing in this ring!

(Legend beams and grabs Cena's hand and makes Cena raise his hand. Cena turns and looks at him and smiles. Then suddenly..... FU!!!)

Cena: Don't make me laugh Chris. You might be in the Elite... but I doubt that will last much longer. But lets make one thing damn clear... only an Elite Superstar would go through this... and STILL be asked to join John Cena's team tonight. The winner of this match... and the NEW EMF Extreme Champion... even though he entered with it.... is Randy Evans!

(Evans' theme hits and Cena puts the Extreme Championship on his shoulder. Cena offers his hand to Randy Evans... but Evans stares at him, seemingly unsure. Cena just smirks, shakes his head, and slides out of the ring. Evan's looks down at Chris Legend, the man who came so close to leaving with the title. Legend stirs slightly, and tries to get up. As he does... Evans' takes aim... and Punts him hard in the skull. The crowd boo and Evans' ust shrugs and slides out of the ring. EMT's rush down to ringside with a stetcher. They check on Legend, but it seems bad. They load him onto the stretcher and carry him out of the arena.)

(We fade into the backstage area as Troy Gafgen stumbles into the backstage area after the war he went through. Suddenly Troy passes Stephanie McMahon-Walker. Who looks at Troy with a thoughtful look. Troy doesn't seem to notice, as we fade back into the ring.)

("Slither" played and Firestorm walked down the ramp and slid into the ring.)

Jim Ross: Firestorm's looking to claim his first Intercontinental championship reign here tonight against MVP.

("MVP " played and MVP walked to the ring followed by Eve Torres. He slid into the ring and stared Firestorm down.)

Jerry Lawler: The current Intercontinental champion Montel Vontavious Porter attempting to retain his championship here tonight against a very determined Firestorm.

Kris Gaffney: Yeah King, this is sure to be a great match.

[The bell sounded and the two instantly charged at each other. Firestorm got a quick takedown right away.]

Jerry Lawler: Firestorm with a takedown early. Very determined to win this match and the Intercontinental championship here tonight.

Jim Ross: He's without a doubt attempting to be the fittest tonight.

Kris Gaffney: What a lazy pun.

[Firestorm started choking MVP, and the referee noticed. Firestorm refused to let go of the choke and the referee started counting.....1....................2....................3....................4....................Firestorm let go just in time to dodge a disqualification. He picked MVP up and grabbed MVP by the head. But MVP started delivering sharp elbows to the stomach of Firestorm. MVP hits a running clothesline to Firestorm that knocks down Firestorm. MVP hits a few stomps on the downed Firestorm. Firestorm gets up to his feet, and MVP hits a few fists to the face of Firestorm. Firestorm backs up to the ropes. MVP tries to whip Firestorm off of the ropes, but it's reversed. Firestorm lowers his head, and MVP hits a running face buster. Firestorm is dazed on his feet, MVP kicks Firestorm in the gut, and goes for an early playmaker. But Firestorm rolls out of it, but MVP hits a diving clothesline that connects. MVP talks some trash to the ref, and he pulls up Firestorm. As Firestorm is to his feet, he hits Firestorm with a running knee to the mid-section of Firestorm and Firestorm hit the mat canvas hard. MVP picked him up and attempted a suplex, but Firestorm held his weight down and pulled MVP backward, sending MVP catapaulting out of the ring. Firestorm was catching his breathe a little as the referee began to count MVP out.....1....................2....................3....................4....................5....................6.....Firestorm exited the ring and picked MVP up. MVP responded with a punch to the jaw of Firestorm. The referee started the count over due to Firestorm leaving the ring.....1....................2....................3.....The two men were going at it still.....4....................5....................6.....MVP got the upper hand and grabbed Firestorm then tossed him in the ring, then slid into the ring. He picked Firestorm up and hit him with a Greco-Roman like toss. He quickly went into the cover and the referee began to count.....1....................2.....Kick out by Firestorm!]

Jim Ross: Firestorm showing great resiliance here in this contest. It's obvious that he wants that championship.

Jerry Lawler: Yes J.R, that would be why he's here...Sheesh!

Kris Gaffney: He sure told you J.R.

[MVP dragged Firestorm into the corner by the turnbuckle. He went to the opposite corner of the ring. MVP came running attempting a boot to Firestorm's face, but Firestorm moved out of the way quickly and MVP's foot hit the turnbuckle. Firestorm rolled out of the ring and grabbed the tip of MVP's foot and slammed it into the outside of the turnbuckle. The crowd sounded as Firestorm did so, then rolled back into the ring. Fire storm picked MVP up and delivered strong punches to his face, until MVP backed into the turnbuckle. Firestorm hit MVP with a forearm to the throat, then did so again. Firestorm attempted it for a third time and MVP dodged it. Firestorm's arm and ribcage areas hit the turnbuckle. MVP punched him in the skull once and Firestorm turned over, MVP quickly set up for his kick yet again, but Firestorm catches. MVP hops around, and then Firestorm throws down MVP's leg, and goes for a spinning torture rack slam that connects. Slowly MVP gets up to the ropes, he hangs over the second rope, and Firestorm comes crashing down on the back of MVP. MVP's head snaps off of teh ropes, and he goes dwon to the mat, and slowly he gets up to his feet. Firestorm waits for MVP. Firestorm kicks him in the gut, and goes for a vertical suplex, but MVP shifts his weight, and goes out of the back. Firestorm turns around, and MVP for the third time goes for his kick, and this time, he landed it and the crowd erupted in excitement.]

Jim Ross: Oh my! What a massive kick to the temple of Firestorm!

Jerry Lawler: I tell you, I don't think Firestorm's gonna make it out of here in one piece!

Kris Gaffney: Since everyone's yelling I might as well too!

[MVP went into the cover and the referee began counting.....1....................2..........Firestorm kicked out! MVP picked Firestorm up and attempted a vertical suplex, but Firestorm hooked the inside of MVP's leg and reveresed it. Firestorm picked MVP up and hit him with a Russian leg sweep. He went into the cover. The referee began counting.....1....................2....................Kick out by MVP! Firestorm shakes his head, he pulls up MVP. He whips MVP off of the ropes, MVP bounces off of the ropes. Firestorm lowers his head, and MVP counters it with a kick to the face. Firestorm stumbles up in pain, MVP picks up Firestorm, and hits a body slam. MVP signals to the crowd, runs to the ropes. Does his ballin' pose, and hits the elbow drop. MVP doesn't go into the cover, and waits for Firestorm to get up.]

JR-Well at least he learned that won't get the job done.

King-live and learn.

[MVP waits as Firestorm slowly makes it to his feet, Firestorm turns towards MVP. MVP kicks Firestorm in the gut, and goes for the Playmaker. But Firestorm spins out of it, and Firestorm goes for the Firestarter on MVP, but MVP is able to reverse it, and push back Firestorm. Firestorm backs up to the ropes, and hooks the ropes. MVP runs at Firestorm, but Firestorm is able to hit a back elbow that turns MVP around. Firestorm sets up MVP, and lifts him up for what seems to be a set up for an electric chair drop. But MVP hits a few fists to the side head. MVP seemly gotten Firestorm dazed, MVP goes for the victory roll. But it's caught, and countered into a pin by Firestorm. MVP struggles to get free as the ref counts 1……………………….2…………………………3!]

JR-Firestorm shocked MVP!

King-I don't know if he can believe it.

Kris Gaffney-MVP can't, that's for sure.

(MVP looks up at the ref shocked at what happened, and yells at the ref as Firestorm grabs the IC title, and leaves the ring side area.)

("Problem Solver" blasts on the PA system as Tyson Tomko walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-I would suggest since the Million Dollar Man has become the GM, it has worked out well for Tomko.

King-He does back it up with the talent though.

Kris Gaffney-I want a pinball machine…

("Sound of Madness" blasts on the PA system as Scott Tazte walks to the ring, and he slides into the ring.)

JR-After losing the world title, I'm sure this man is ready to gain redemption.

King-Yeah…wouldn't speak too well on his agent if he lost here.

Kris Gaffney-Guess not.

[Tyson Tomko and Scott Tazte stay in their respective corner, and suddenly Tyson Tomko out of no where charges at Scott Tazte moves out of the way, and throws Tyson Tomko into the corner. Tyson Tomko crashes into the corner, and Scott Tazte hits a few knife edge chops to the chest, and Tyson Tomko is in pain. Scott Tazte tries to whip Tyson Tomko off of the ropes, and Tyson Tomko bounces off of the ropes. Tyson Tomko comes back to where Scott Tazte is, Scott Tazte goes for a standing clothesline. Tyson Tomko goes to the other side of the ring. Tyson Tomko bounces off of the other side of the ring. Scott Tazte leaps in the air, and hits a drop kick that connects on Tyson TOmko, but it does not knock him down like Scott Tazte thought it would. Instead, it only stumbled Tyson Tomko backwards about at the ropes. Scott Tazte charges at Tyson Tomko, and hits a clothesline that takes him, and Tomko over the top rope, and crashing on the mat around ring side Scott Tazte takes sometime to recover from the crash, but he gets up to his feet soon there after. Scott Tazte pulls up Tyson Tomko with him, and brings him over to the ring steps, and smashes his head into the ring steps. Tyson Tomko is dazed, and Scott Tazte throws Tyson Tomko into the ring, and quickly jumps on the apron. He climbs up to the top rope, he waits as Tyson Tomko slowly gets up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet, Scott Tazte leaps off of the top rope, and hits a cross body block that catches Tyson Tomko off guard, and he falls right into the pin as Scott Tazte is able to hook the leg of Tyson Tomko who struggles to get free from the pin, but the ref is able to count the 1…………………………2…………………..Tyson Tomko kicks out. Tyson Tomko sites up, and Scott Tazte quickly reacts to this by hitting a kick to the chest. Tyson Tomko is down on the mat. Scott Tazte waits for Tyson Tomko to get up. Tyson Tomko stumbles up to his feet, and Scott Tazte hits a few fists to the face of Tyson Tomko who reels back to the ropes. Scott Tazte whips Tyson TOmko off of the ropes, but it's reversed by Tyson Tomko, Scott Tazte bounces off of the ropes, and leaps for a cross body block that's caught!]

King-Oh no this never works out good….for Tomko.

Kris Gaffney-Why does he still do it?

King-Who knows.

[Tyson Tomko hits a rib breaker, and pulls him up for his usual combo, but like usually as Scott Tazte set up for the fall away slam. Scott Tazte is able to try to turn it into a DDT, but Tyson Tomko is able to counter it by throwing Scott Tazte off, and he crashes into the mat. Tyson Tomko falls backwards on to the ropes, and he is able to rest up for a little bit as Scott Tazte gets up to his feet, and Scott Tazte gets up to his feet, and Tyson Tomko hits a clothesline that knocks down Scott Tazte. Scott Tazte gets up to his feet. Scott Tazte gets hit with a few fists to the face that backs him up, and Tyson Tomko whips Scott Tazte off of the ropes, and Scott Tazte bounces off of the ropes. Tyson Tomko lowers his head, and hits a back body drop that sends Scott Tazte flying through the air, and he crashes down on the mat Slowly Scott Tazte gets up to his feet in the corner, and Tyson Tomko hits a few fists to the face of Scott Tazte, and whips him to the other side of the ring. As Scott Tazte crashes into the corner, Tyson Tomko comes into the corner with a clothesline the corner. Tyson Tomko backs out of the corner, and Scott Tazte comes towards him, and Tyson Tomko lifts up Scott Tazte, and hits a side walk slam that connects. Tyson Tomko goes into the cover, and gets the 1………………..2…………….kick out by Scott Tazte. Tyson Tomko argues with the ref for a little bit with this time Scott Tazte is able to roll under the bottom ropes, and gets up. Tyson Tomko charges at the ropes, and sling shots Scott Tazte over the top rope, Scott Tazte crashes back into the ring on his back. Tyson Tomko picks up Scott Tazte, and tries to whip Scott Tazte off of the ropes, but it's reversed. Tomko bounces off of the ropes, but leaps in the air and catches Scott Tazte with a flying shoulder block that knocks down Scott Tazte. Scott Tazte slowly gets up to his feet, and Tyson Tomko lifts up Scott Tazte to his shoulders.]

JR- Tyson Tomko might be looking to finish off Scott Tazte.

King-That wouldn't be a good thing.

Kris Gaffney-Yeah…his agent doesn't need to be fired…he's been fired too many times before

[But Scott Tazte hits a few elbows to the head of Tyson TOmko, and slides out of the back of Tyson Tomko. Scott Tazte runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Tyson Tomko hits a spinning side slam on Scott Tazte. Tyson Tomko pulls up Scott Tazte, and lifts him up for a military press, and looks like he's going for a gut buster. But as he falls Scott Tazte grabs Tyson Tomko head as he's falling, and drives him into the mat with the Remedy DDT out of no where!!! He goes into the cover on Tyson Tomko, and gets the 1…………………………2……………….3!]

JR-Scott Tazte hit the Remedy out of no where, and has earned the right to face Dan Godwin!

King-Don't think Tomko knew what hit there.

(Tomko rolls out of the ring, stunned, and quickly leaves ring side, and to the backstage area. While that happened, Scott Tazte is in the ring celebrating his win when EMF Attitude President Tony "The Badd Boy" Ikeda came up on the screen clapping.)

Tony "The Badd Boy" Ikeda: Scott, Scott, Scott, congratulations on your win. I am thinking it's a little too early to celebrate though. You see, I can't just let that attack on X-Tazte go that I know you were behind. So I only find it fair that after this amazing match you just had, that you repent for what you did, face to face.

"Good Ol' JR" Jim Ross: I don't think Scott Tazte wants any of this after that battle with Tomko.

Jerry "The King" Lawler: Do you blame him?

Jerry "The King" Lawler: Wrong place, wrong time?

"Good Ol' JR" Jim Ross: Or Right place, right time.

"Good Ol' JR" Jim Ross: BAH GAWD KING! What did we just witness? What are they doing?

Jerry "The King" Lawler: This is where you say they delivered a slobberknocker...

Tony "The Badd Boy" Ikeda: Awww Dan, guess you didn't have a little Tazte in you! Good luck in your match tonight.

"Good Ol' JR" Jim Ross: I don't believe what we just saw King!

Jerry "The King" Lawler: That was unbelievable! X-Tazte, The Badd Boy!? I wouldn't believe it, if I hadn't just seen it myself!

JR-Before the main event, I just want to go back to the events of a week ago that brought this match together.

(We open up in Paris, France somewhere on the Eiffel Tower. We fade into a table set for two by candle light. Amy Dumas is on one side in her sexiest black dress she owns (a backless, v cut dress that shows off quite a bit of Amy's breasts. The skirt goes all the way down, and has a slit up the side.) She looks seemly happy in the moment. As she mentions to her company.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-Mmmmm.......this is so romantic...

Cena: Isn't it just? It was well worth the long flight to get here. You just can't top the view from this place at night. Or... of course... the view I have from across this table.

(She giggles a little bit, and looks over at Cena, and says.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-Must be my pretty eyes your talking about, huh hun? *she bats her eyes cutely*

Cena: Oh absolutely. Well that and... everything else I see. Just perfect, wouldn't change a thing.

.::Amy Dumas::.-Hehehe...guess I can't complain either on what I have, I mean think of all the girls who would kill to be in my shoes. At least now I can be happy, rather than make a bunch of people who in the end don't care about me like you do happy.

Cena: Exactly. This situation is better for everyone involved. I mean... would Chris Jericho ever have bought you here?

(She looks down, and says.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-I rather not talk about him, you know how I still feel about him. But to answer your question...no, but until he stopped being there for me was when I realized I was denying myself of something better. Unlike what some people believe, I haven't changed, and I'd hope you'd want me no other way, right?

Cena: Of course Amy. I wouldn't want anything to change about you. I didn't spend all this time chasing you to just mold you once I got you.

(She gives him a smile, but she shakes her head with a somewhat disappointed look on her face, and says.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-You do know how many people believe you are going to end up hurting me, right?

Cena: A million and one no doubt. But you know better than that. I've done all the hurting you I can take. I'd rather spend the rest of my life trying to put that right, then ever hurt you again.

(She takes a sip of whine)

.::Amy Dumas::.-Well...I know about the other woman, I was the one who predicted they wouldn't last....but I think there is something that separates me, from them.

(Cena smiles.)

Cena: Plenty of things seperate you from them... but what do you think it is?

(Amy giggles, and says.)

::Amy Dumas::.-Flattering, but...I don't know. I always thought the reason why you couldn't stay with them is they just folded too easily. Before you really started to respect their mind, not just what they looked like, and the night of sex they can give you.They just gave you what you wanted, while us on the other hand. We've been through a lot already, through everything I think you respect me past this *she runs her hand down the side of her body*. Not saying I plan on changing you, I realize what you want physically, and I'm fine with that. Like me with you, I don't expect for me to change your needs, but I think we know each other more than just that. Which isn't like Nat, and I'm not too wrapped up in myself like Jackie. They can say you will hurt me, but I think I know you better than anyone, and I think I know what will make this work unlike the past women. If I'm right, we both can rub it in the critics faces.

Cena: And I look forward to doing just that. This is going to be the start of something truely amazing for the both of us. And i'm sure the kids will be happy once they all live together.... hardly an hour goes by without Laura banging on about Ashley.... i'm surprised she even remembers her.

.::Amy Dumas::.-*she laughs* Yeah, those two have been inseparable for years. I don't know, just they always seemed to get along great. As for live together, sounds like you got some sort of evil plan, don't you John Cena?

Cena: Hey... thats not fair! Not all my plans are evil. But Amy.. it doesn't make sense to have you and Ashley living out of a hotel when there's plenty of room at Cena Mansions! Not that we'd need to use any extra rooms of course... but you know what I mean.

.::Amy Dumas::.-*she takes another drink of her whine* Oh I know, trust me, I know. As for the hotel. Well, no reason to go back to my house. Just doesn't feels right there anymore, I guess I'm just kinda lonely. Might as well, but you know this is a big step quickly. I know we know each other more than a lot of couples do right now. Are you sure this is what you want though?

Cena: I've never been surer of anything in my life Amy. As I said... i'd happily spend the rest of my life trying to make up for the way I treated you before. Hell the only thing stopping me marrying you right here and now is i'm fairly certain our waitor can't legally perform weddings. We could check that though! But seriously... i'm a million percent sure thats what I want to do.

(Suddenly their waitor runs up, and says.)

.::Waitor::.-Weddings are gay, this is gay, you both are gay....but I'M NOT GAY. Which makes me better than you...eeerrr...I mean...more whine?

.::Amy Dumas::.-Um...more for me...

(The waitor pours some more for Amy.)

Cena: No... not for me. What do you think I am... made of money? Oh.... wait.... alright then.

(He smirks as the waitor pours him some more too.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-*she laughs*...You know John...is it in your plan also to get me drunk tonight?

Cena: It might be. Though I'm not sure I need that sort of advantage.

.::Amy Dumas::.-Well...plan or not it's working...surprised you didn't try that before....Dumas women are such lightweights.

Cena: Thats good to know. I'll bare it in mind for the future. You'll never know when it might come in useful.

.::Amy Dumas::.-*gets a suggestive look*...sure you will. *end that tone, then bites her lip thinking of something* All this sounds like a dream, but you do realize that some people won't let us be, right?

Cena: I realise thats probably the case... but who in particular?

.::Amy Dumas::.-Well...your ex-wife for one, it's only a matter of time before we really have to deal with her. Not to mention all the lies that are going around the EMF lately...

Cena: Oh... we'll deal with her... don't worry. Shes no threat to anyone. She'll have her fun and leave again anyway. She knows she'll never be taken seriously in the EMF no matter what she does.

.::Amy Dumas::.-Well, I know what has to be done, will be done. But in a way if it's possible to avoid it, I rather her not to be hurt. But she does seem past reasoning with, it's not like that stupid GM we have now-a-days. Dealing with his little "stick it to the man" things is like clubbing a baby seal.

Cena: Ah... don't worry your pretty little head about it. Ted's no problem. If he annoys us we'll just fire him on the spot. Nat might be a little trickier to get rid of... but i'll think of something. It wont take us long to rid the EMF of anyone who doubts us.

.::Amy Jericho::.-Hehe...I know there is no need to worry about him *she smiles a bright, but somewhat evil smile*. I just find it funny here I was the lowest paid staff member for years, who had a group of people going on, and on about how corrupt I am with no real proof of it. Yet the moment they get a little power, they go out and on national television do the most corrupt, and self serving things I've ever seen a staff member do. Did you see the crap they ordered?

Cena: To be honest I just laughed it off. They might think the EMF has to pay for their garbage... but we'll just charge it to Ted anyway. There's no way they can claim a card game is in someway benfitting this company.

.::Amy Dumas::.-Already a step ahead of you...

Cena: Really? What have you done to them honey?

.::Amy Dumas::.-Oh nothing...which is exactly what Ted is going to get in his pay check to pay for all that crap...NOTHING! I figure they can have the crap, but in that case might as well be paid with Ted's money. Sure he might not miss the money, but the message is what's important *she takes a sip of her whine*

Cena: Thinking like a Cena already... I love it!

.::Amy Dumas::.-Hey, I learned from the best. Although there is one thing I wondered, since you seem to be set on making me the next Mrs. Cena. You know I love kids, you do realize it's giong to be a bit of adjustment for me. Because with Ashley, I'll be looking after 4, do we have a plan for that?

Cena: We can get you some help if you need it. Thats never been a problem for me in the past. I would love to be with my children all the time but... obviously its not possible. But i've never been short of help. So don't worry Amy.. i'm not just gonna leave you stuck with all 4 of them.

.::Amy Dumas::.-Well, I'm sure we will figure out something when that time comes. I mean, I wouldn't mind too much being a full time Mom, but I suppose it's up to us.

Cena: Yea... it certainly is. You never know though... we might end up with even more kids to worry about. I mean... who says we won't have any of our own?

(Amy's eyes goes towards Cena, she didn't quite expect that. She had always thought Cena had his limit of kids, and she wasn't expecting to have to get pregnant again. Which she didn't know if that was somewhat disappointing to her or not, because she had planned to have more than just Ashley.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-.....well...I do admit that I've wanted another baby for a long time now. *a smile slowly creeps on her face.*

Cena: Well... no time like the present, huh? Well... that is... if that creepy gay waitor wasn't watching us!

(Suddenly in the background the waitor yells, "I'M NOT GAY!)

.::Amy Dumas::.-It's unfortunate, but, I could hold you over right now..

(She gets up, even though she stumbles a little bit due to the alcohol she's had. But as graceful as she can manage, she turns towards him, and says...

.::Amy Dumas::.-Something like...

(She starts to kiss Cena who wraps his arms around her and starts kissing her back. Its not long before Cena's hands work their way down to her ass as he begins feeling Amy up. We fade out with them still making out wildly.As the footage freezes, the "Million Dollar Theme" hits, and Natasha Jones comes out onto the ramp with a microphone.)

Natasha: Thats quite enough of that. If you want to see the rest.. ask Money Inc to borrow their copy of "When John met Amy"... and watch it somewhere thats not on my show!

(Amy takes the microphone, and says.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-I think your forgetting something, this just isn't your show, you own 25 percent of the company. But so do we, maybe that fact is lost on you. But you can't just try to push us around, you have no authority to do so...a lot like your pathetic GM. Anything he does, it's because we allow it to be so. Maybe you need to think this through a little bit more, because your clearly not seeing everything with a rational mind.

Natasha: I'm irrational? When you two think airing a porno in a wresting company is acceptable. These people tune in to see fine wrestling entertainment. We only have 2 hours air time, and your wasting about 75% of that with videos of you making out in France. No one wants that. Its disgusting. To be honest i'm starting to think the EMF would be a better place without people like you in power!

.::Amy Dumas::.-Oh please, considering what has been done in wrestling, that is nothing, you just seen some kissing. What we have done has been way over blown, besides you didn't seem to mind when it was you! Hurt at all...sure it does Nat. Anyways, who exactly do you think should be in power....Money Inc.? Because ever since you gave them power you have made me look better, and better with the job I have done as the Vice President. Here they were bitching about me with no evidence for a year or two. But now that they have some power, here they are on a little power trip. Looking more like hypocritics every day, a lot like someone else on that stage...oh right, you are the only one on that stage...guess that limits the choices.

Natasha: Money Inc? Give me a break... I don't care about them. I only did that go get to you two. And deny it if you want... but clearly its working.... seeing as its all you ever talk about. No I don't think they should be in power... I think I should be in power! I think I should et the full 50% because at least I wouldn't abuse it. Besides... there's no point having this half the company split up. It just means that Prez Mike can over rule us both. And i'm sure neither of us wants that.

.::Amy Dumas::.-Well who else you have put in power Natasha? Stop dreaming, I talk about it, because it's so laughable, and they go around here like they think they are top shit. But fail to realize the chain of command here. As for someone being 50% owner, I agree, you know nothing about wrestling so you should fuck off back across the pond. While people who know what their doing run this show, not some prissy rich girl who is just pissed off because she couldn't satisfy her man.

Cena: No no Amy... the girl makes a point. We can't just stand by while Mike over powers both of us. Uniting the shares makes sense. And you know what... this might be the perfect time for it... as we're coming up to Survival of the Fittest. Of course, my favourite Pay Per View. And this gives me an idea.... One that has never failed me yet.

Natasha: I know exactly what your going to say. You want to make a team.. and have me do the same, in a winner take all match.... right? So predictable... and yet... I like it.

Cena: You do? Even though you know you can't win?

Natasha: Why not? With the right people by my side... I could DESTROY the both of you. And nothing will give me greater satisfaction than publically firing the pair of you when its all said and done!

.::Amy Dumas::.-....Nat you can think everything is going to go your way in life, but you already have learned recently that is not the case. Quite frankly, even if you somehow win this match...which by the way I might add is *in mock English accent* is not bloody likely. All that happens is that you'll be left alone to run this company, realize you know nothing about this industry, and drive this company into the ground. Point fingers all you want, but the fact is the EMF is still going strong with me and John in power. You on the other hand can...and will fail no matter what happens in this match. Let's say what if we win....ever consider that? No matter what you can't win....your going to get hurt. Your best chance is to do the right thing, and hand over the 25 percent. I'm only going to give you one more chance to back out.

Natasha: I'm not going anywhere. Enough people hate your guts to help me form a great team. And that team will be driven on by their desire to see you two walk out of here empty handed, and with nothing left in the whole world, except your pathetic porno movies. I'll make a team... and believe me... it'll be full of the EMFs finest athletes... and between us.. we'll bring down this new "power couple". Your days here are numbered... both of you... and i'm sure no one in the world is sorry to hear that!

(She throws her microphone down, and leaves again as her theme plays.

.::Amy Dumas::.-So be it...

("Lovehatetragedy" blasts on the PA system as Cena and Amy leave to the backstage area. As we fade into the ring.)

Note: Figured everyone should see that…should have went on last weeks results, and will be put on last week results. Plus it gives Godwin some chance to recover.

("Bad, Bad Man" plays and John Cena makes his way onto the stage with Amy Dumas, The Gambler and Randy Evans for tonights main event.)

Finkle: The following is the 4 on 4 Elimination Match for 50% of the Extreme Measures Federation! On their way to the ring... The team of The Gambler, The EMF Extreme Champion Randy Evans... EMF Vice President Amy Dumas and the co-owner of the EMF... John Cena!

(Cena's team get into the ring and then "Million Dollar Theme" plays and Natasha Jones, MVP, Dan Godwin and Abyss make their way out. John Cena decides to kick things off for his team. Dan Godwin notices this and tries to start out for his team too, but MVP jumps in in front of him. Godwin looks slightly annoyed but shrugs it off and goes to his corner. The bell rings. Cena and MVP lock up and Cena drives MVP into the corner. He begins to hit some hard right hands, but MVP blocks one and fires back. He backs Cena into the middle of the ring and then kicks him in the gut and nails a quick suplex. MVP stomps away at him and then Cena makes it to his knees and MVP runs and hits a kick to the skull. MVP drops into the cover and gets the 1.... kick out by Cena.)

JR: Is Cena showing a little ring rust?

King: Nope, he's a King like me! He's just warming up!

(MVP lifts Cena to his feet but Cena dodges a clothesline attempt. MVP turns round and Cena kicks him in the gut and nails a hard DDT. Cena then starts stomping on MVP. He grabs MVPs leg and slams his knee into the canvas. Cena goes down and begins hitting mounted punches on MVP. He then gets up, pulls MVP to his feet, and whips him hard into Team Cena's corner. Cena runs in and clotheslines him hard into the corner, before going over and making the tag to The Gambler. The Gambler comes in and hammers away hard on MVP in the corner. He throws MVP into the ropes and as MVP bounces back he nails a Spinebuster. He drops into the cover for the 1.... 2..... MVP kicks out.)

JR: Near fall for Team Cena.

King: They need to isolate and get rid of MVP as fast as they can!

(Gambler lifts MVP and drags him over to his corner. He stomps down on MVP against the turnbuckle and then tags in Randy Evans. Evans comes in and methodically stomps away on MVP, looking to cause maximum damage with every blow. He lifts MVP up and then MVP manages to peel off a neckbreaker. Evans actually looks more hurt than he usually would, clearly feeling the effects of the previous match. MVP begin to crawl to try and make a tag, but Gambler comes in to drag him away from his corner. MVP is somehow able to kick Gambler off, and then make a diving tag to Abyss! Abyss comes in and flings Gambler hard into the turnbuckle. Gambler stumbles out and Abyss hits a huge clothesline, sending Gambler flying out of the ring. He then grabs Randy Evans and looks for a move but before he can hit it, Evans nails a quick low blow which the referee doesn't spot because his view is blocked by Abyss's body. Evans goes for The Tragedy, but Abyss somehow manages to push him off in mid air. Evans crashes to the mat and looks really hurt again. He climbs to his feet and Abyss grabs him and hits the Black Hole Slam! He covers for the 1..... 2............. 3!)

JR: Thank you for coming Randy Evans!

King: That was fast!

JR: Well how long was he going to last against this Monster, given what he's already gone through tonight?

(Cena goes to step through the ropes, but Gambler yells out to him, seemingly annoyed at the punishment he already took from Abyss. Gambler comes in and the two giants of the match stand face to face. They hook up and Gambler actually over-powers Abyss initially. He hammers away and backs Abyss into the corner. He charges and hits a clothesline and then his a knee to the chest of Abyss. He picks him up, drags him out of the corner and whips him into the ropes. Abyss bounces back and Gambler nails a Spinebuster. Goes into the cover for the 1.... 2.... Abyss powers out. Gambler lifts Abyss and hits a suplex. He drops into a 2nd cover for the 1..... kick out. Gambler looks pissed and begins to hammer away again on Abyss.)

JR: Gambler giving a good account of himself against the Monster!

(Gambler lifts Abyss up again and tires to lock up with him but Abyss powers out of it. Abyss runs and clotheslines Gambler hard. Gambler goes down. Abyss lifts him back up and nails a scoop slam. Abyss covers and gets the 1.... 2.... Gambler kicks out. Abyss lifts him to his feet again. This time he nails a hard DDT. He again goes for the cover and gets the 1..... 2......... Gambler kicks out at the last moment. Abyss lifts him up a second time but this time Gambler hits him with a thumb to the eye. He then hits a hard right hand, which somehow knocks Abyss off balence. Abyss stumbles and Gambler dives to try and make a tag to Cena. Cena reaches out... but suddenly is pulled off the apron by MVP. Gambler realises too late... and acidentally tags in Amy! MVP fires some shots at Cena and Cena fires them back. Cena hasn't realised whats going on.)

JR: Cena distracted... but his girlfriend might be about to be killed!

King: All that work for nothing....

(Amy nervously steps into the ring. She runs towards Abyss, looking for a clothesline, but Abyss just simply pushes her to the mat. Abyss reaches down and grabs her. He looks like he's about to slam her, but then has second thoughts. Abyss looks conflicted on whether he wants to hurt Amy or not. He's so distracted by this that he doesn't notice The Gambler come in off the blind tag. Gambler creeps up behind Abyss and then rolls him up, pulling the tights. The referee counts 1..... 2..... 3!)

JR: I don't beleive it! The Monster is out of there!

King: I don't think he wanted to harm a woman... but he paid the price for it!

(On the outside, Cena's finally got the better of MVP. He hurls him into the ring post and then looks to throw him into the ring to become legal, but Dan Godwin climbs in first. The referee declares Godwin the legal man. Gambler charges at Godwin and hits a huge clothesline. He then lifts Godwin up and hurls him into the corner. He goes over and climbs to the second rope and begins to hit a 10 punch combo. He punches Godwin 1... 2.... 3.... 4.... before the 5th time Godwin manages to catch one of his fists. Godwin begins to fire back and manages to knock The Gambler back down to the floor. Gambler lands on his feet and then Godwin goes for a DDT but Gambler elbows him off. He lifts Godwin up and hits a huge T-Bone Suplex into the cover for the 1..... 2..... Godwin kicks out. Gambler stands up and notices MVP has made it to his feet. He grabs MVP and hurls him out of the ring, but MVP lands on the apron. Gambler goes over to hit a move, but MVP headbutts him through the ropes. Godwin charges at Gambler to hit a clothesline but Gambler dodges it. Godwin clotheslines MVP hard off the apron. He looks down shocked and Gambler rolls him up, pulling the tights again for the 1...... 2..................... kick out!)

JR: The same trick nearly worked twice!

King: Then Natasha Jones might as well have started saying her goodbyes!

(Godwin goes over to his corner and makes the tag to MVP. MVP looks reluctant to take it, but he does. MVP slides into the ring and charges at Gambler, firing away with some quick right hands. He backs Gambler into Team Cena's corner and Cena comes in off the blind tag. MVP doesn't notice it and Cena sneaks up behind him, then grabs him and hits a back body drop. Cena waits for MVP to stumble to his feet and then hits a sidewalk slam. He covers and gets the 1..... 2..... kick out by MVP. Cena goes to the legs of the downed MVP and begins to work away on them, slamming his leg into the mat and hitting some well places stomps. Cena then grabs the leg and applies the STFU! MVP is struggling against the hold. He's locked in it for several moments but refuses to tap, and tries to crawl towards the ropes. Suddenly, Natasha Jones is seen pushing the bottom rope closer to hi, and it enables him to grab the rope and break the hold.)

JR: The irony... a move no doubt taught to her by John Cena!

King: With Abyss gone, I don't know why she hasn't given up already!

(Cena lifts MVP and drags him over to his corner. He hits a few more shots to MVP and then goes to tag in Gambler... but Amy calls for the tag. Cena looks confused but gives it to her. It becomes lear why she wanted it, as Amy climbs to the top rope with MVP still down. She goes for the Moonsault.... but MVP rolls out of the way. Amy crashes into the mat and MVP is able to dive towards his corner and tag in Natasha Jones. Nat slides into the ring looking nervous. However as Amy gets to her knees, she runs in and nails a DDT! She looks proud of herself and hooks the leg for the 1..... Amy powers out! Nat looks disapointed and lifts Amy up. She throws a hand at Amy but Amy catches it easily and then fires back with some shots of her own. Amy kicks Nat in the gut and then hits a big suplex on her. Nat stumbles to her feet and Amy kicks her in the gut. She seems to be going for the Reverse of Fates, but Nat struggles free. She runs as fast as she can to her corner and makes the tag to Dan Godwin.)

JR: We've already seen that Abyss can't hurt a woman.... but what about Mr Godwin?

King: Does he have a choice? Not like Natasha is gonna beat her....

(Godwin realises that situation he's in, but still seemingly doesn't want to hurt Amy. She realises this, and gets right up in his face. She is daring him to hit her. She throws a slap at Godwin, hitting him hard. Godwin still doesn't wanna hit her. She laughs at him, and goes to her corner. Godwin is almost begging her to tag in Cena. The two stare at eachother across the ring, and Godwin nods his head and is ready to fight Cena. Cena puts his hand out for the tag and Amy teases it... and then tags in Gambler. Cena laughs at Godwin and Godwin looks pissed. Gambler comes in and Godwin unloads on him. Godwin runs against the ropes and then tackles Gambler down. Godwin lifts the Gambler and then hits a hard scoop slam. He then begins calling for the eXecution. Suddenly MVP drops off the apron and grabs his Money in the Bank briefcase. He sldies into the ring with it. Gambler stumbles to his feet. MVP swings with the briefcase, aiming at Godwin. Godwin notices it and dives out the way and MVP smashes Gambler with the case. The referee calls for the bell.)

JR: MVP just got disqualified! But I think he was aiming at his own partner!

King: Seems he took that knock off the apron a bit too personally....

(Godwin gets in MVPs face and the two are arguing. Godwin then grabs MVP and hurls him out of the ring. He sees Gambler down from the briefcase shot and hooks the leg, scoring the 1..... 2..... 3!)

JR: And just like that... we're even again!

King: Maybe a smart strategy by MVP after all?

(Godwin turns to Cena and Amy and laughs. He is once again daring Cena to get in the ring. Cena smirks and steps slowly into the ring. Suddenly MVP is back in the ring again. This time he makes no mistake, blasting Dan Godwin with the briefcase. Godwin stumbles forward to where Cena is waiting. Cena hoists him up and.... FU!! He drops into the cover and scores the 1..... 2...... 3!)

JR: God damn it! We were about to see the match we've been waiting for... and MVP ruined it!

King: Team Jones has imploded before our very eyes....

(Natasha Jones looks scared half to death, being left alone with John Cena and Amy. Suddenly, MVP hands his briefcase to the referee. The referee looks shocked. MVP is yelling at him to ring the bell. The referee even turns to Cena and Amy to clarify this is allowed to happen during the match. Cena and Amy both looked shocked too, but quickly agree.)

Finkle: Ladies and Gentleman... we interupt this match to bring you a contest that is scheduled for one fall... and it is for the EMF World Heavyweight Championship!

(MVP doesn't wait for an introduction. He grabs the laying prone Dan Godwin and nails the Playmaker! He hooks the leg and scores the 1...... 2........... 3!!)

JR: I DON'T BELIEVE IT!! WE HAVE A NEW EMF CHAMPION!

King: I.... i'm speechless.... DURING a match??

(Cena is beaming as the referee retrieves the World Championship to present it to MVP. Cena walks over and takes the title from the referee, before awarding it to MVP. He raises his hand high and then MVP leaves with the gold.)

JR: These two don't get along... whats all this about?

King: I guess he just hates Godwin more. And to anyone who hates Godwin... that was PRICELESS!

Ted DiBiase Jr: You called??

King: Nope. Keep dreaming. One day we might want you. Until then.. enjoy being pedigreed.

(Cena looks like he'd even forgotten he still had a match to finish. Natasha Jones has nervously got into the ring and stands face to face with Cena. Cena looks at her and just laughs. He knows there's no way his team can lose now. He strolls over to his corner and tags in Amy. Amy comes in, but Nat doesn't look any more assured by this. She runs at Amy and Amy simply clotheslines her down. Nat struggles to her feet and Amy nails her with a suplex. Nat doesn't actually seem that hurt by it and starts to get to her feet. Amy kicks her in the gut and goes for the Whiplash DDT. However she seems to deliver it with less than full impact. Nat is still seemingly hurt, and Amy covers for the 1...... 2.......... Nat kicks out. Cena then reaches out for a tag.)

JR: Oh God... why does he want in?

King: He should let the women fight their own battles!

(Amy looks at Cena and suggests she's happy to continue, but Cena insists. In the end Amy goes over and makes the tag. Cena comes in. He lifts Nat up and then then backs her into the corner. It seems as though he's going for a knife edge chop to the breasts, like he did to Amy before, but then he looks over to Amy, and decides against it. Instead he lets Nat walk out of the corner. She actually tries to slap at him but he grabs her hand and pushes it away. Nat stumbles and Cena grabs her leg, pulls her down, and applies the STFU! Nat doesn't even try to fight it. She taps out almost instantly.)

JR: And just like that... Natasha Jones is no longer our co-owner!

King: The King of this Pay Per View prevails again!

("Bad, Bad Man" plays and Amy slides into the ring. Cena puts his arm round her and then kisses her. They raise eachothers hand. When the music stops, Cena takes a microphone.)

Cena: Sorry Natasha... but you should have known going up against me could only end one way. I do have some good news for you though. I know you gave yourself a wrestling contract to allow you to compete tonight. And I know I said i'd fire you when I won but.... well.... I lied! Its going to be much.... MUCH more fun to just torture you week in, week out!

(Survival of the Fittest goes off air with Cena and Amy celebrating in the ring.)