EMF: Return of an Era
	(Copyright information flashes on the screen. We go into a highlight video of Jackson Gunner reign, combined with the return of the Bullet Club. Then Pac wins the world title shot as he holds the brief case up on the ladder, we fade into an introduction screen that welcomes us to Return of an Era 2023. The lights are turned off. Pyrotechnics rain down on the specially made stage. The lights turn on, and fans yell, and wave their signs. The camera gets a few shots of the crowd waving their signs, and yelling. The camera zooms out the display the location information. We get one more shot as the commentators speak over it.) JR-Tonight the EMF comes to you live from Seattle, Washington. Welcome to the 2023 edition of Return of an Era. Hello, and welcome, I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross. I’m joined by Jerry “the King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney. King-Return of an Era is known for memorable moments, we’ll see if this years edition is no exception. Kris Gaffney-With a card like this, I’m certain that it has a great chance to doing just that. JR-Let’s get started with the first match of the night. (The EMF tron lights up with the image of Steve Walker dressed up as always as Link from Legend of Zelda, he seems to be exploding cave of some sort. When he starts to narrate.) .::Steve Walker::.-It’s been a long time….long have I traveled this moment, and now it’s here. The moment I can find a way to find the way to release my Queen’s from the spell of Ashley the dumb….or at least have them agree to let me watch. (Steve opens up a tomb, he walks up on a figure, he turns around, and it’s.) .::Steve Walker::.-Not you! .::Era::.-I am Era, and I have RETURNED!! .::Steve Walker::.-Blast you idiot! .::Era::.-A year from now I will return again. .::Steve Walker::.-Ugh…maybe I should just let Ganon take over the Kingdom… (Steve Walker leaves as we fade back into the ring side area.) (“The duck song” blasts on the PA system. The Melon Gods beam a hole through the top of the arena, and Kenny Omegrape parachutes through the roof, and he falls into a giant water melon upside down. The fans, and crowd throw grapes at him.) JR-…… King-The owners of this arena won’t care, because they have been blessed by GOD with that whole in the arena. Kris Gaffney-I’m sure that’s how they will see it. (He slowly begins his stroll down the ramp, moving to the crowd and gives a lazy “fist” bump to a little girl in the front. He walks to the front of the ring and slowly rolls in all the way to the center. Once in the center of the ring he stands up and gives another lazy thumbs up. The fans cheer him on as he slowly strolls to his corner taking off his jean vest, and shirt of himself wearing the shirt. He leans in his corner, waiting for the match to begin.) JR-The Fisherman has been looking for his first championship. King-He’s been fishing for that first championship reign, but as a fisherman you need to be patient. Kris Gaffney-And other fisherman references. (Lights flash through the arena as "Switchblade" by Yonosuke Kitamura hits.) (Jay White steps out from the back, Too Sweet symbol in the air. At the top of the stage, he turns his back, then turns back around using his thumb to slide across his throat before making his ascend to the ring. He gets in the ring, walks to the center, again slides his thumb across his throat and then tosses up the TOO SWEET! Before making his way to his corner as he waits for his match to begin.) JR-The odd’s are not on the champions side. King-If only we could add Kurt Angle to the mix… [Kenny Omegrape thanks the Melon Gods, Joey Terrys talks about the greatness of fishing, and he goes for a deckhand. Kenny Omegrape ducks under it, and he pushes Joey Terrys forward, and he hits heads with Jay White. Jay White falls backwards out of the ring. Kenny Omegrape hooks Joey Terrys, and he puts him down with a front Russian leg sweep. Kenny Omegrape waits for Joey Terrys to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet Kenny Omegrape comes off of the ropes, and he connects with a diving clothesline. Kenny Omegrape picks up Joey Terrys, and he sets him up into a vertical suplex position, and he connects with a fisherman suplex with a bridge. The ref goes into position to make the count, the ref counts 1…………..2……..Jay White reaches into the ring, and he pulls Kenny Omegrape off of the cover.] King-I would say that’s not perfect, but then again…the Melon Gods made it that way…so it is. Kris Gaffney-…….. JR-Either way, Jay White might have saved his championship right there. [Jay White pulls Kenny Omegrape out of the ring, and Kenny Omegrape gets hit with a knife edge chop that echo’s through the arena as the crowd yells whooooooo. Jay White hits another one, Kenny Omegrape ducks under another one, and he goes for ezuguri, but Jay White is able to duck it. Kenny Omegrape hits the mat hard, and he is slow to get up to his feet. Jay White runs towards Kenny Omegrape, and he connects with a running European upper cut that puts down Kenny Omegrape. Jay White slides into the ring, and he notices that Joey Terrys is getting up to his feet. Jay White picks up Joey Terrys, and he lifts him up on his shoulders. He connects with a running death valley driver!!! Jay White goes into the cover on Joey Terrys. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……….2…KICK OUT by Joey Terrys. Jay White hits a few stomps on the downed Joey Terrys.] JR-It almost worked out for Jay White there. King-But it didn’t…wonder why that is…. Kris Gaffney-Let it guess…Melon Gods? King-Melon Gods! [Jay White picks up Joey Terrys, and he hooks him for the blade runner, but Joey Terrys is able to duck out of it, and he connects with a reverse neck breaker that puts down Jay White. Joey Terrys gets up to his feet, and he see’s Kenny Omegrape on the apron, and he runs towards him, and he connects with the deck hand that sends him flying through the air, and he crashes to the outside of the ring. Joey Terrys turns around, and Jay White is up to his feet holding his neck, and he runs towards Joey Terrys, and Joey Terrys is able to see this coming, and he connects with a hot shot that sends Jay White flying towards the ropes, and he stumbles out of the ropes. Jay White gets dropped with another deck hand. Joey Terrys goes into the cover on Jay White. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………..2……….KICK OUT by Jay White. Joey Terrys picks up Jay White, and he connects with a few fists to the face that knocks him backwards, and he tries to whip him to the ropes, and he does. Jay White bounces off of the ropes. Joey Terrys throws him in the air, and he locks on the biggest catch on Jay White!!] JR-Joey Terrys might be moments away from winning this match. King-Jay White needs help…..too bad he’s going to get….GOD! Kris Gaffney-What if he doesn’t get there on time? King-Guess that the Melon Gods let that happen. [Kenny Omegrape is gets into the ring, and he dives, and he breaks up the submission, and he grabs Joey Terrys, and he throws him out of the ring. Kenny Omegrape picks up Jay White, and Jay White counters with a reverse jaw breaker. This knocks Kenny Omegrape backwards, Kenny hits heads with Joey Terrys. Terrys falls off of the apron. Kenny Omegrape stumbles towards Jay White. Jay White sets up Kenny OMegrape, and he connects with the Blade Runner!! Jay White goes into the cover on Kenny Omegrape. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2…………3!!] JR-Seemly the third man actually aided Jay White in this case…all be it not on purpose. King-Or…the Melon Gods have a plan for Jay White. (Jay White gets up, but suddenly Ricky Rage cracks him from behind with a chair. He turns him around, and he drops him with the freak show!!) King-Like that! The lights in the arena fade and smoke begins to arise at the top of the entrance ramp. As " ONE " begins to play over the speakers The Lone Wolf steps out onto the entrance ramp. Staring down into the ring at his opponent Brayden slowly makes his way down the ramp and inside the ring. JR-Brayden Wolfe has earned various title shots, so he knows what it takes to be successful. King-He needs to be more than successful here. Smoke crawls across the canvas surrounding everyone in the ring, at ringside and the front row of the audience. Grace walks out into the middle of the stage smiling ear to ear as the arena lights flicker again, through the strobe we see The Wretched Nobody appear from nowhere. Ring Announcer: Making her way down the aisle the lovely, and loathsome Morose Rose - Miss Macabre, herself, Grace Brutal! Her Dark Star hails from The Danvers State Lunatic Asylum, Salem Massachusetts and at Six Foot Eleven inches tall – at Four Hundred and Twenty Pounds he is… the Five Time EMF Heavyweight Champion of the Woooooorld! THE WRETCHED NOBODY! Nobody slithers under the bottom rope, and slides back sitting in the corner. Nobody reaches for the top rope and pulls himself back to his feet. He rolls his neck and glares hard at the floor as he rocks from side to side in his corner. JR-The Wretched Nobody has returned to form. King-Problem is he wants to smash everyone out of form. Kris Gaffney-Your out of form! [The Wretched Nobody and Braydon Wolfe stand in the middle of the ring. They lock up, The Wretched Nobody pushes him towards the corner. The Wretched Nobody runs at him, and he goes for a fist, but Braydon Wolfe ducks under, and he runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. The Wretched Nobody connects with an upper cut that knocks him down on the mat. Brayden Wolfe gets up to his feet. He grabs Brayden Wolfe, and he throws him hard into the corner. The Wretched Nobody connects with a few fists to the face, and he backs out of the corner. The Wretched Nobody runs towards Brayden Wolfe, and he conenects with a splash in the corner. Brayden Wofle stumbles out of the corner, and he lifts up Brayden Wolfe, and he drops him with a back breaker on Brayden Wolfe. The Wretched Nobody waits for Brayden Wolfe to get up to his feet. The Wretched Nobody grabs him around the throat, and he lifts him up, and he drops him across his knee for the spine chiller. The Wretched Nobody goes into the cover on Brayden Wolfe. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………….2……….KICK OUT by BRayden Wolfe.] JR-Brayden Wolfe has attempted to keep moving, so far that strategy hasn’t worked. King-Guess you really can’t do anything if you keep getting knocked down. Kris Gaffney-That is true. [Brayden Wolfe is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet.The Wretched Nobody goes for the trephination, but Brayden Wolfe ducks under. The Wretched Nobody turns around, and he kicks him in the gut. He sets him up, and he drops him with the Call. Brayden Wolfe takes a few moments to rest up.] JR-Brayden Wolfe has taken quite a lot of damage. King-Not something you can do with The Wretched Nobody. [Brayden Wolfe picks up the Wretched Nobody, but the Wretched Nobody slides out of the back. Brayden Wolfe turns around right into the trephination!! Brayden Wolfe is seemly out cold. The Wretched Nobody goes into the cover on Brayden Wolfe. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2…………3!!] JR-The Wretched Nobody gets the victory. King-You would have thought Brayden Wolfe would have been able to give a fight, but guess not. (The Arena lights go black. Growling and barking hits the speakers. Suddenly, imagery of dogs appear on the ramp, the titontron plays images of Brownsville, New York and then “MAD KING” flashes on the screen as DMX “Bring Your Whole Crew hits.) (The lights begin flickering red and Joey Kane highlight video plays. The camera searches the arena as the fans are cheering. Joey steps out from the back, aggressively with a crazy smile on his face, tongue out, Joey smashes his chest at the top of the ramp before tossing a middle finger in the air.) Beautiful Ring Announcer: Now, making his way to the ring! He is fighting out of Brownsville, New York! Weighing in at two hundred and forty pounds and standing six feet and one inch tall! He is the “MAD KING!” JOEY KANE! (He begins his walk down to the ring tossing up two middle fingers to the camera, and then slapping hands with some fans. He gets inside the ring, barks, howls, as he beats his chest aggressively into the ring ropes. He climbs the rope, throws one hand into the air, and then walks himself into his corner, pacing, smacking his face as he waits for the bell.) JR-Joey Kane seems very talented. King-Guess we’ll see how much in this match. Kris Gaffney-Always good to test. (“enter standman” blasts on the PA system. Ricky Rage walks to the ring wearing a beanie, and a jacket. He enters the ring.) JR-There has been a lot said about Ricky Rage although. King-It’s not going to be an easy match for Joey for sure. [Joey Kane and Ricky Rage throw fists to the face, neither are backing down. Ricky Rage is able to duck one of the fists, and he connects with a knee lift into the gut, and he attempts to whip Joey Kane off of the ropes, and Joey Kane is able to reverse the whip. Ricky Rage bounces off of the ropes, Ricky Rage jumps in the air, and he connects with a flying clothesline that knocks back Joey Kane. Joey Kane stumbles back as Ricky Rage throws a fist to the face, and he ducks under the fist. Joey Kane swings around, and Ricky Rage hooks Joey Kane, and he connects with a northern lights suplex release that sends Joey Kane flying across the ring. Joey Kane falls into the corner. He stumbles up in the corner, and Ricky Rage runs otwards the corner, and Ricky Rage connects with a clothesline in the corner. Ricky Rage backs out of the corner. Joey Kane stumbles out of the corner. Ricky Rage kicks Joey Kane in the gut, he sets him up into a vertical suplex position and he lifts him up, and he drops him with a falcon arrow right into a pinning combination. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2…….KICK OUT by Joey Kane!!] JR-Almost three there. Kris Gaffney-Shades of Hardcore Holly. King-If Hardcore Barzykowski was here, he’d tell us that Hardcore Holly sucks….even though he hanged around him a lot. Kris Gaffney-Must be an ironic hate. [Ricky Rage questions the count, and he picks up Joey Kane, and he connects with a few fists to the face that knocks him backwards. Ricky Rage whips him to the ropes, Joey Kane hooks the ropes, and Ricky Rage runs towards him. Joey Kane takes advantage, and he connects with a hot shot that sends him flying through the air. He crashes into the top rope, and he stumbles out of the ropes. Joey Kane drops Ricky Rage with a uranage. Joey Kane takes a few moments to rest up, the ref starts his standing 10 count, but since it won’t get to anything notable, we won’t focus on that. Rolling into the corner, Ricky Rage pulls himself up in the corner, but he’s met right in the corner with a running arched big boot right to the face of Ricky Rage while he’s in the corner. Joey Kane takes a few moments to rest, and he fires off a few machine gun chops in the corner, and he backs out of the corner. Ricky Rage stumbles out of the corner, and he attempts to take a wild fist to the face of Joey Kane. Joey Kane is able to duck it, and he hooks Ricky Rage, and he drops him with a german suplex with a bridge. The ref goes into position to make the count, the ref counts 1……………2……….KICK OUT by Ricky Rage!!] JR-Ricky Rage is bringing out the suplex’s. King-Shut up JR..King Piledrives JR Kris Gaffney-Well…that probably was less impactful than suplexes. [Ricky Rage picks up Joey Kane, and he sets him up into a vertical suplex position, and he lifts him up. Joey Kane is able to shift his weight, and he lands behind Ricky Rage. Ricky Rage turns around right into the Jaw buster dropping Ricky Rage. Joey Kane goes into the cover on Ricky Rage. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2…………..3!!] JR-Ricky Rage went to the well too many times. King-Tazz should be taking notes. Kris Gaffney-He is…and he wrote “he hates you”. (Lights out, crowd waits in anticipation and then erupt in both boos and cheers for The Irish God when green smoke fills the dark arena and a spotlight shines at the top of the ramp, all when SinÃ©ad O'Connor & The Chieftains - The Foggy Dew plays throughout the arena. From the back, arms out and swinging cockily comes walking the Irish God, Lugus Cuhullin. He stops atop the ramp with his hands by his side and face looking to the ground and he raises his fists slowly making an X above his head. The Irish God slams his fists down and fireworks shoot from the ramp and lights flash green as The Irish God does quick shadowboxing with each strike fireworks shooting from the stage. He looks to the ring with his cocky smile.) JR-The challenger is looking for gold. Kris Gaffney-He’s been an Extreme champion before. King-Even if he didn’t, he’s an Irish God, it doesn’t matter!! Lights go completely black and the sounds of Motorcycles revving can be heard throughout the arena as visuals of The Wolf Pack Harley’s can be seen on the tron. The lights begin flashing, Joyner Lucas- “Look Alive” (Remix) hits as smoke filling the arena as a visual of group of motorcycles is on the ramp. The backstage certain moves and out comes Levi. The crowd lets out cheers as Levi stands at the center of the ramp and beats his chest He looks around with a smile on his face and he beats his chest before sprinting down the stage. JR-However, I think he’s going to have issues with this current champion. King-That’s what you think JR Kris Gaffney-Guess Levi with his high flying moves isn’t a favorite of Kings. [Levi and Lugus stand face to face, and Lugus Cuhullin right out of the gate goes for a baptism, but Levi is able to duck under, and he connects with a back flip kick to the face that knocks Lugus Cuhullin backwards, and he falls out of the ring. Lugus Cuhullin climbs up ton the apron, but Levi is able to act quickly, and he connects with a baseball slide that sends him flying into the apron face first after falling off of the apron. Lugus Cuhullin is slow to get up to his feet outside of the ring. Levi is able to spring shot himself up to the top rope, and he connects with a spring board standing starpress. Levi gets up, clearly the move also took a lot out of Levi, and Levi grabs Lugus Cuhullin, and he throws him into the ring. Levi climbs into the ring, and he waits for Lugus Cuhullin to get up to his feet. Lugus Cuhullin connects with a jaw breaker that sends him stumbling backwards into the corner. Lugus Cuhullin and he runs towards Levi, and Levi connects with a boot to the face. Lugus Cuhullin climbs up to the second rope, and he hooks Lugus Cuhullin. Levi connects with a tornado DDT into the mat. Lugus Cuhullin is down on the mat. Levi goes into the cover on Lugus Cuhullin. The ref goes into position to make the count, the ref counts 1…………….2………KICK OUT by Lugus Cuhullin!!] JR-Levi almost got the three count there. King-Foooook Kris Gaffney-Indeed. [Lugus Cuhullin gets picked up, and Levi tries to lock on the Wolves have claws, but Lugus Cuhullin is able to throw him off, and he gets up to his feet. Lugus Cuhullin connects with a clothesline over the top rope. Levi hits the mat hard. Lugus Cuhullin grabs a Singapore cane, he smashes it over the head. Lugus Cuhullin throws it into the ring. Levi slides into the ring.] JR-It looks like Lugus is now bringing weapons into this match. King-Good, because they’re aren’t just encouraged, they’re allowed!! Kris Gaffney-Good that Lugus remembered that. King-Meh…he’s an Irish god, he’ll remember on his own time. [Lugus goes for a cane shot, but it’s ducked under by Levi, and Levi hooks on the Wolves have claws, and he brings him down. The ref see’s Lugus not responsive. The ref calls for the bell. LEVI WINS VIA SUBMISSION!!] JR-However, he might have over played his hand there. King-Shut up JR! (Levi releases Lugus, and is about ot get up, when Sythe comes out of no where, and he connects with the Sythenator!! Levi is down. Sythe stares down, and yells something about wanting the belt. He leaves the ring, and goes to the back.) The sound of a revolver being loaded stuns the crowd. Instantly the lights drop, plunging the arena into total darkness. Suddenly “Get the strap” by 6ix9ine & 50 Cent blares out over the speakers and the reaction is mixed. The first 12-13 seconds play with no sign of Wade until “Grr grr Go get the strap” bellows out. Wade strolls out calmly to the ring announcement. Not bothered by the cheers and jeers from the crowd, Wade pays little attention as he narrows in on the ring before sliding under the bottom rope. Removing his jacket and tee in the centre of the ring he stands ready for his opponent. JR-Wade Flow last month fell victim to a triple threat. King-That can happen in a triple threat? Kris Gaffney-YOU LIE!! * "Pimp Slap That Hoe" by "Soulja Boi" plays in the background, as the arena is filled with various purple and pink colours. "Mack Daddy" Haynes struts out to the stage, equipped in a flashy purple robe with a white fluffy lining along the interior of the robe. He's equipped in a purple fedora with black shades, and a purple cane. He raises his arms in the air, before doing a "pimp-limp" walk down the ramp, ignoring the boos conducted by the audience along the ramp. He eyes one audience member, and pretends to "pimp-slap" him, before chuckling. He walks down the remainder of the ramp, before walking up the stairs. He eyes over the crowd, lowering his shades to give one person a minor glare. He then steps into the ring, through the middle-rope, raising his arms in the air with the cane in hand. He then takes off his fedora, robe, and cane, revealing his purple trunks, knee-pads, and elbow pads, which have the words "Mack Daddy" on the back of his trunks in gold letters. He eyes the stage, pacing back and fourth. * JR-Christopher Haynes is proving the doubters wrong. King-You are just saying that, because he’s gonna slap you! [Christopher Haynes and Wade Flow start out throwing fists to the face, neither are backing down. Christopher Haynes rakes the eyes. Wade Flow stumbles backwards blinded. Christopher Haynes runs towards Wade Flow, but Wade Flow is able to counter with a one man flap jack that sends Christopher Haynes flying into the top rope, and he stumbles out of the ropes, and he gets hit with a few fists to the face. Wade Flow attempts to whip him to the ropes, but it’s reversed. Wade Flow bounces off of the ropes. Christopher Haynes goes for a slap to the face as Wade Flow bounces back, but Wade Flow ducks under, and he jumps in the air, and he connects with a flying forearm shot to the face. Wade Flow rolls under the bottom rope, and he shakes his head trying to bring his vision back. Christopher Haynes is out of the ring. Christopher Haynes runs towards him, but out of no where Wade Flow connects with a stop sign out, and he smashes it over the head of Christopher Haynes. Christopher Haynes falls down on the mat. Wade Flow throws Christopher Haynes into the ring. Wade Flow throws the sign into the ring. Christopher Haynes is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets upto his feet. Christopher Haynes hits a kick to the gut, and he connects with a twist of fate on the sign. Christopher Haynes seems out of it. Wade Flow goes into the cover on Christopher Haynes. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2……Christopher Haynes is able to kick out!! Wade Flow hits a few stomps on the downed Christopher Haynes.] JR-So far Wade Flow has remained in control. King-Oh…I hope Mack Daddy comes up here, and slaps you JR…with the stop sign. Kris Gaffney-Ouch… [Christopher Haynes is slow to get up to his feet, and Wade Flow goes for the Flow stopper, but Christopher Haynes ducks under, and he grabs the stop sign, and smacks it across Wade Flow’s face, and then another one and then another one. Christopher Haynes backs up, and he connects with a hard stop sign shot to the face to complete the pimp slap combo with a stop sign!!] JR-…… King-That’s you soon! [Christopher Haynes picks up Wade Flow, but Wade Flow is able to struggle out of the back. Christopher Haynes turns around, Wade Flow connects with the Flow Stopper!! Wade Flow goes into the cover on Christopher Haynes. The ref goes into position to make count, the ref counts 1…………..2…………3!!] JR-Wade Flow gets the victory, and regains the IC championship! King-……..! (The arena goes completely black. Suddenly, “Judas” by Fozzy blasts throughout the arena. Spotlights begin to flash at the center of the stage where The Chosen One stands, back facing the ramp, head down and arms out with a jacket that flashes. He holds the pose for a few seconds, swings his arm around and spins facing the ramp and slowly lifts his head with a cocky grin on his face. He walks slowly down the ramp as the lights through the arena flash. Jaimie goes to slap the hands with fans, but then turns his hand around and gives them the middle finger instead as he begins to laugh.) Announcer: Ladies and gentleman, from Cherry Hill Village, Colorado. He stands at 6’0” weighing 225 pounds. He is “THE CHOSEN ONE” JAIMIE MAGNAR! (He walks the steps of the ring, walks the outside of the ring as his hand glides over the top rope. He turns to the crowd and puts both hands out. Suddenly, he moves both his hands to the front and gives everybody the finger as he laughs and then steps into the ring. Jaimie makes his way to his corner, takes his hat, scarf, and jacket off handing it to an official out of the ring and yells at them to take care of it. He leans in the corner grinning as he waits for the match to begin.) JR-Jaimie Magnar is looking to bounce back after a disappointment or two. King-Did Jaimie hear your commentary JR…that’s very disappointing. Kris Gaffney-HA! The arena goes quiet. Lights go dark and then the letter S appears on the tron. Then the letter V appears on the tron. The crowd erupts in cheers knowing this must mean only one thing. The words LEGENDARY BADD appears on the tron. "Bad To The Bone" by George Thorogood plays and Killer Tschida shows up on the rampway as his pyro goes off. Killer gets in the ring and climbs the turnbuckle and raises his fist in the air as the crowd cheers. JR-Killer Tschida has been the TV champion before, I’m certain that he’s looking to go after his second singles championship. King-That’s why he’s legendary efedder. Kris Gaffney-Whatever that is. [Jaimie Magnar steps inside of the ring as the bell rings, and he throws fists to the face, neither are backing down. Jaimie Magnar hits a knee lift into the gut, and he connects with a knife edge chop to the chest that knocks him backwards. Jaimie Magnar tries to whip Killer Tschida to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Killer Tschida. Jaimie Magnar bounces off of the ropes, and he jumps in the air, and he connects with a flying forearm shot to the face that knocks him down on the mat. Killer Tschida is slow to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. He kicks him in the gut that double shim over, he whips him towards the corner. Killer Tschida flips through the top rope, and falls out of the ring, and Jaimie Magnar jumps on the second rope, and he spring boards off of it, and he connects with a spring board drop kcik that puts him down on the mat around ring side. Jaime Magnar grabs Killer Tschida after rolling out of the ring, and he throws him into the ring. Jaimie Magnar goes into the ring, and he runs towards Killer Tschida, and he connects with a one handed face crusher. Jaimie Magnar takes a few moments to mock the crowd.] JR-Jaimie Magnar has been staying true to form on this match. King-I’d point out that JR is a stupid idiot…but that goes without saying. Kris Gaffney-Certainly he was already on the list. [Jaimie Magnar runs to the ropes, and he goes for a spring board moonsault, but it’s countered by putting his knee’s up. Jaimie Magnar gets up to his feet, and he is blasted by a Killer Kick that drops him down on the mat. Jaimie Magnar is down on the mat. Killer Tschida falls on the mat, and he throws his arm over the downed Jaimie Magnar. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2……KICK OUT by Jaimie Magnar.] JR-Almost three there. King-You can’t do that to the chosen one. Kris Gaffney-Not unless you are getting revenge for another chosen one. [Jaimie Magnar is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Jaimie Magnar ducks under another Killer Kicks. Killer turns right into a Bedazzler. Killer Tschida goes down. Jaimie Magnar goes into the cover on Killer Tschida. The ref counts 1…………2………..3!!] JR-Killer might have went to the well one time too many with that Killer Kick. King-No such thing! (Pac walks out from the back, slowly as he yells loudly and finds himself standing in the center of the top of the rampway. He stands on top, rocking side to side and shouts again as the stage Pyrotechnics shoot off fireworks. Pac stares out at the ring with a look that would scare medusa and he begins his walk down the rampway. With ease, he grabs the top rope and leaps over. He walks over the to side turnbuckle, grabs the top rope as if he’s going to stand on top as he looks side to side. He doesn’t climb the turnbuckle, pushes off and seems to be angry as he walks around the ring. He makes his way into his corner, squats down low and waits for his match.) JR-Earlier Jay White was able to retain the TV championship. King-Just think what would happen if Pac wins. Kris Gaffney-I can…that’s a lot of angry letters by Rachel Cena. (Lights go black and then Twilight of the Thunder God, by Amon Amarth, blasts over the loudspeakers and the crowd erupts. Lights begin to flash Red, White, and Blue as sparks fly down from the ceiling. The camera focuses up to the stands as halfway up steps Jackson Gunner out into the fans while holding his Extreme Championship strap with the rest of it draped over the back of his shoulder. The fans erupt as they spot Jackson. He beats his chest with a yell and tosses his hands up into the air crossing his arms in an X formation. Gunner begins walking down the stairs slowly toward the ring as he slaps hands with the fans on his way.) JR-Jackson Gunner is not going to be defeated easily. King-Guess it pays off to have your own gym. Kris Gaffney-Maybe is what I was missing in my career. King-That, and talent! [Jackson Gunner and Pac stand face to face, and they throw fists to the face, neither are backing down. Pac puts Jackson Gunner into a side head lock. Jackson Gunner backs up Pac, and he whips him to the ropes. Jackson Gunner connects with a release arm drag. Pac gets up to his feet, and Jackson Gunner hits a knee lift into the gut. Jackson Gunner runs towards the ropes, he spring boards off of the middle rope, and he connects with a kick to the side of the face. This dazes Pac, and puts him down on his knee. Jackson Gunner hooks Pac, and he drops him with a whiplash DDT that drives him face first itno the mat, and Jackson Gunner quickly pushes him on to his back. Jackson Gunner goes into the cover on Pac, the ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………2….KICK OUT by Pac. Jackson Gunner picks up Pac, and he connects with a kick to the back. Jackson Gunner runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. He connects with a knee to the face. Jackson Gunner waits for Pac to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet, he kicks Pac in the gut, and he sets him up, and runs toward the corner, and he connects with a buckle bomb.] JR-Pac might be in trouble here. King-Rachel Cena is a fan though. Kris Gaffney-We always assumed that to be the case. [Pac stumbles out of the corner, and he gets picked up, but before Jackson Gunner can hit the burning samoan, Pac slides out of the back. Pac hits a drop kick to the back. Jackson Gunner stumbles forward. Pac runs towards Jackson Gunner. Jackson Gunner back body drops him over the top rope, but he lands on the apron. Jackson Gunner turns around. Pac connects with a hang man that knocks Jackson Gunner backwards. Pac climbs up to the apron, and he sling shots back into the ring with a sling shot cutter dropping Jackson Gunner, but Pac has to take sometime to rest up. Jackson Gunner is slow to get up to his feet. He falls into the corner, and he watches as Pac get up to his feet. Pac ducks under a clothesline, and Jackson Gunner continues to the other side of the ring, he bounces off of the ropes. Jackson Gunner gets hit with a leg lariat. Pac waits for Jackson gunner to get up to his feet, and Pac hits a running clothesline that knocks down Jackson Gunner. Jackson Gunner gets up, and Pac throws him into the corner, and he stumbles out of the corner. Pac kicks him in the gut, and he sets him up, and he lifts him up. He drops him with a brain buster!!] JR-That might be it. King-Then why isn’t he covering him? Kris Gaffney-Maybe we need to stop commentating… [Pac goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope, and he goes for the black arrow, but it’s countered with knees to the gut by Jackson Gunner. Pac is hurt, he gets up. Jackson Gunner picks him up, and he drops him with a burning samoan!! Jackson Gunner goes into the cover on Pac. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2…………3!!] JR-Jackson Gunner had one more counter than Pac. King-I blame JR! (Jackson Gunner holds the World Championship as Return of an Era goes off the air.)

EMF: Return of an Era

(Copyright information flashes on the screen. We go into a highlight video of Jackson Gunner reign, combined with the return of the Bullet Club. Then Pac wins the world title shot as he holds the brief case up on the ladder, we fade into an introduction screen that welcomes us to Return of an Era 2023. The lights are turned off. Pyrotechnics rain down on the specially made stage. The lights turn on, and fans yell, and wave their signs. The camera gets a few shots of the crowd waving their signs, and yelling. The camera zooms out the display the location information. We get one more shot as the commentators speak over it.)

JR-Tonight the EMF comes to you live from Seattle, Washington. Welcome to the 2023 edition of Return of an Era. Hello, and welcome, I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross. I’m joined by Jerry “the King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney.

King-Return of an Era is known for memorable moments, we’ll see if this years edition is no exception.

Kris Gaffney-With a card like this, I’m certain that it has a great chance to doing just that.

JR-Let’s get started with the first match of the night.

(The EMF tron lights up with the image of Steve Walker dressed up as always as Link from Legend of Zelda, he seems to be exploding cave of some sort. When he starts to narrate.)

.::Steve Walker::.-It’s been a long time….long have I traveled this moment, and now it’s here. The moment I can find a way to find the way to release my Queen’s from the spell of Ashley the dumb….or at least have them agree to let me watch.

(Steve opens up a tomb, he walks up on a figure, he turns around, and it’s.)

.::Steve Walker::.-Not you!

.::Era::.-I am Era, and I have RETURNED!!

.::Steve Walker::.-Blast you idiot!

.::Era::.-A year from now I will return again.

.::Steve Walker::.-Ugh…maybe I should just let Ganon take over the Kingdom…

(Steve Walker leaves as we fade back into the ring side area.)

(“The duck song” blasts on the PA system. The Melon Gods beam a hole through the top of the arena, and Kenny Omegrape parachutes through the roof, and he falls into a giant water melon upside down. The fans, and crowd throw grapes at him.)

JR-……

King-The owners of this arena won’t care, because they have been blessed by GOD with that whole in the arena.

Kris Gaffney-I’m sure that’s how they will see it.

(He slowly begins his stroll down the ramp, moving to the crowd and gives a lazy “fist” bump to a little girl in the front. He walks to the front of the ring and slowly rolls in all the way to the center. Once in the center of the ring he stands up and gives another lazy thumbs up. The fans cheer him on as he slowly strolls to his corner taking off his jean vest, and shirt of himself wearing the shirt. He leans in his corner, waiting for the match to begin.)

JR-The Fisherman has been looking for his first championship.

King-He’s been fishing for that first championship reign, but as a fisherman you need to be patient.

Kris Gaffney-And other fisherman references.

(Lights flash through the arena as "Switchblade" by Yonosuke Kitamura hits.)

(Jay White steps out from the back, Too Sweet symbol in the air. At the top of the stage, he turns his back, then turns back around using his thumb to slide across his throat before making his ascend to the ring. He gets in the ring, walks to the center, again slides his thumb across his throat and then tosses up the TOO SWEET! Before making his way to his corner as he waits for his match to begin.)

JR-The odd’s are not on the champions side.

King-If only we could add Kurt Angle to the mix…

[Kenny Omegrape thanks the Melon Gods, Joey Terrys talks about the greatness of fishing, and he goes for a deckhand. Kenny Omegrape ducks under it, and he pushes Joey Terrys forward, and he hits heads with Jay White. Jay White falls backwards out of the ring. Kenny Omegrape hooks Joey Terrys, and he puts him down with a front Russian leg sweep. Kenny Omegrape waits for Joey Terrys to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet Kenny Omegrape comes off of the ropes, and he connects with a diving clothesline. Kenny Omegrape picks up Joey Terrys, and he sets him up into a vertical suplex position, and he connects with a fisherman suplex with a bridge. The ref goes into position to make the count, the ref counts 1…………..2……..Jay White reaches into the ring, and he pulls Kenny Omegrape off of the cover.]

King-I would say that’s not perfect, but then again…the Melon Gods made it that way…so it is.

Kris Gaffney-……..

JR-Either way, Jay White might have saved his championship right there.

[Jay White pulls Kenny Omegrape out of the ring, and Kenny Omegrape gets hit with a knife edge chop that echo’s through the arena as the crowd yells whooooooo. Jay White hits another one, Kenny Omegrape ducks under another one, and he goes for ezuguri, but Jay White is able to duck it. Kenny Omegrape hits the mat hard, and he is slow to get up to his feet. Jay White runs towards Kenny Omegrape, and he connects with a running European upper cut that puts down Kenny Omegrape. Jay White slides into the ring, and he notices that Joey Terrys is getting up to his feet. Jay White picks up Joey Terrys, and he lifts him up on his shoulders. He connects with a running death valley driver!!! Jay White goes into the cover on Joey Terrys. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……….2…KICK OUT by Joey Terrys. Jay White hits a few stomps on the downed Joey Terrys.]

JR-It almost worked out for Jay White there.

King-But it didn’t…wonder why that is….

Kris Gaffney-Let it guess…Melon Gods?

King-Melon Gods!

[Jay White picks up Joey Terrys, and he hooks him for the blade runner, but Joey Terrys is able to duck out of it, and he connects with a reverse neck breaker that puts down Jay White. Joey Terrys gets up to his feet, and he see’s Kenny Omegrape on the apron, and he runs towards him, and he connects with the deck hand that sends him flying through the air, and he crashes to the outside of the ring. Joey Terrys turns around, and Jay White is up to his feet holding his neck, and he runs towards Joey Terrys, and Joey Terrys is able to see this coming, and he connects with a hot shot that sends Jay White flying towards the ropes, and he stumbles out of the ropes. Jay White gets dropped with another deck hand. Joey Terrys goes into the cover on Jay White. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………..2……….KICK OUT by Jay White. Joey Terrys picks up Jay White, and he connects with a few fists to the face that knocks him backwards, and he tries to whip him to the ropes, and he does. Jay White bounces off of the ropes. Joey Terrys throws him in the air, and he locks on the biggest catch on Jay White!!]

JR-Joey Terrys might be moments away from winning this match.

King-Jay White needs help…..too bad he’s going to get….GOD!

Kris Gaffney-What if he doesn’t get there on time?

King-Guess that the Melon Gods let that happen.

[Kenny Omegrape is gets into the ring, and he dives, and he breaks up the submission, and he grabs Joey Terrys, and he throws him out of the ring. Kenny Omegrape picks up Jay White, and Jay White counters with a reverse jaw breaker. This knocks Kenny Omegrape backwards, Kenny hits heads with Joey Terrys. Terrys falls off of the apron. Kenny Omegrape stumbles towards Jay White. Jay White sets up Kenny OMegrape, and he connects with the Blade Runner!! Jay White goes into the cover on Kenny Omegrape. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2…………3!!]

JR-Seemly the third man actually aided Jay White in this case…all be it not on purpose.

King-Or…the Melon Gods have a plan for Jay White.

(Jay White gets up, but suddenly Ricky Rage cracks him from behind with a chair. He turns him around, and he drops him with the freak show!!)

King-Like that!

The lights in the arena fade and smoke begins to arise at the top of the entrance ramp. As " ONE " begins to play over the speakers The Lone Wolf steps out onto the entrance ramp. Staring down into the ring at his opponent Brayden slowly makes his way down the ramp and inside the ring.

JR-Brayden Wolfe has earned various title shots, so he knows what it takes to be successful.

King-He needs to be more than successful here.

Smoke crawls across the canvas surrounding everyone in the ring, at ringside and the front row of the audience. Grace walks out into the middle of the stage smiling ear to ear as the arena lights flicker again, through the strobe we see The Wretched Nobody appear from nowhere. Ring Announcer: Making her way down the aisle the lovely, and loathsome Morose Rose - Miss Macabre, herself, Grace Brutal! Her Dark Star hails from The Danvers State Lunatic Asylum, Salem Massachusetts and at Six Foot Eleven inches tall – at Four Hundred and Twenty Pounds he is… the Five Time EMF Heavyweight Champion of the Woooooorld! THE WRETCHED NOBODY!

Nobody slithers under the bottom rope, and slides back sitting in the corner. Nobody reaches for the top rope and pulls himself back to his feet. He rolls his neck and glares hard at the floor as he rocks from side to side in his corner.

JR-The Wretched Nobody has returned to form.

King-Problem is he wants to smash everyone out of form.

Kris Gaffney-Your out of form!

[The Wretched Nobody and Braydon Wolfe stand in the middle of the ring. They lock up, The Wretched Nobody pushes him towards the corner. The Wretched Nobody runs at him, and he goes for a fist, but Braydon Wolfe ducks under, and he runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. The Wretched Nobody connects with an upper cut that knocks him down on the mat. Brayden Wolfe gets up to his feet. He grabs Brayden Wolfe, and he throws him hard into the corner. The Wretched Nobody connects with a few fists to the face, and he backs out of the corner. The Wretched Nobody runs towards Brayden Wolfe, and he conenects with a splash in the corner. Brayden Wofle stumbles out of the corner, and he lifts up Brayden Wolfe, and he drops him with a back breaker on Brayden Wolfe. The Wretched Nobody waits for Brayden Wolfe to get up to his feet. The Wretched Nobody grabs him around the throat, and he lifts him up, and he drops him across his knee for the spine chiller. The Wretched Nobody goes into the cover on Brayden Wolfe. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………….2……….KICK OUT by BRayden Wolfe.]

JR-Brayden Wolfe has attempted to keep moving, so far that strategy hasn’t worked.

King-Guess you really can’t do anything if you keep getting knocked down.

Kris Gaffney-That is true.

[Brayden Wolfe is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet.The Wretched Nobody goes for the trephination, but Brayden Wolfe ducks under. The Wretched Nobody turns around, and he kicks him in the gut. He sets him up, and he drops him with the Call. Brayden Wolfe takes a few moments to rest up.]

JR-Brayden Wolfe has taken quite a lot of damage.

King-Not something you can do with The Wretched Nobody.

[Brayden Wolfe picks up the Wretched Nobody, but the Wretched Nobody slides out of the back. Brayden Wolfe turns around right into the trephination!! Brayden Wolfe is seemly out cold. The Wretched Nobody goes into the cover on Brayden Wolfe. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2…………3!!]

JR-The Wretched Nobody gets the victory.

King-You would have thought Brayden Wolfe would have been able to give a fight, but guess not.

(The Arena lights go black. Growling and barking hits the speakers. Suddenly, imagery of dogs appear on the ramp, the titontron plays images of Brownsville, New York and then “MAD KING” flashes on the screen as DMX “Bring Your Whole Crew hits.)

(The lights begin flickering red and Joey Kane highlight video plays. The camera searches the arena as the fans are cheering. Joey steps out from the back, aggressively with a crazy smile on his face, tongue out, Joey smashes his chest at the top of the ramp before tossing a middle finger in the air.)

Beautiful Ring Announcer: Now, making his way to the ring! He is fighting out of Brownsville, New York! Weighing in at two hundred and forty pounds and standing six feet and one inch tall! He is the “MAD KING!” JOEY KANE!

(He begins his walk down to the ring tossing up two middle fingers to the camera, and then slapping hands with some fans. He gets inside the ring, barks, howls, as he beats his chest aggressively into the ring ropes. He climbs the rope, throws one hand into the air, and then walks himself into his corner, pacing, smacking his face as he waits for the bell.)

JR-Joey Kane seems very talented.

King-Guess we’ll see how much in this match.

Kris Gaffney-Always good to test.

(“enter standman” blasts on the PA system. Ricky Rage walks to the ring wearing a beanie, and a jacket. He enters the ring.)

JR-There has been a lot said about Ricky Rage although.

King-It’s not going to be an easy match for Joey for sure.

[Joey Kane and Ricky Rage throw fists to the face, neither are backing down. Ricky Rage is able to duck one of the fists, and he connects with a knee lift into the gut, and he attempts to whip Joey Kane off of the ropes, and Joey Kane is able to reverse the whip. Ricky Rage bounces off of the ropes, Ricky Rage jumps in the air, and he connects with a flying clothesline that knocks back Joey Kane. Joey Kane stumbles back as Ricky Rage throws a fist to the face, and he ducks under the fist. Joey Kane swings around, and Ricky Rage hooks Joey Kane, and he connects with a northern lights suplex release that sends Joey Kane flying across the ring. Joey Kane falls into the corner. He stumbles up in the corner, and Ricky Rage runs otwards the corner, and Ricky Rage connects with a clothesline in the corner. Ricky Rage backs out of the corner. Joey Kane stumbles out of the corner. Ricky Rage kicks Joey Kane in the gut, he sets him up into a vertical suplex position and he lifts him up, and he drops him with a falcon arrow right into a pinning combination. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2…….KICK OUT by Joey Kane!!]

JR-Almost three there.

Kris Gaffney-Shades of Hardcore Holly.

King-If Hardcore Barzykowski was here, he’d tell us that Hardcore Holly sucks….even though he hanged around him a lot.

Kris Gaffney-Must be an ironic hate.

[Ricky Rage questions the count, and he picks up Joey Kane, and he connects with a few fists to the face that knocks him backwards. Ricky Rage whips him to the ropes, Joey Kane hooks the ropes, and Ricky Rage runs towards him. Joey Kane takes advantage, and he connects with a hot shot that sends him flying through the air. He crashes into the top rope, and he stumbles out of the ropes. Joey Kane drops Ricky Rage with a uranage. Joey Kane takes a few moments to rest up, the ref starts his standing 10 count, but since it won’t get to anything notable, we won’t focus on that. Rolling into the corner, Ricky Rage pulls himself up in the corner, but he’s met right in the corner with a running arched big boot right to the face of Ricky Rage while he’s in the corner. Joey Kane takes a few moments to rest, and he fires off a few machine gun chops in the corner, and he backs out of the corner. Ricky Rage stumbles out of the corner, and he attempts to take a wild fist to the face of Joey Kane. Joey Kane is able to duck it, and he hooks Ricky Rage, and he drops him with a german suplex with a bridge. The ref goes into position to make the count, the ref counts 1……………2……….KICK OUT by Ricky Rage!!]

JR-Ricky Rage is bringing out the suplex’s.

King-Shut up JR..*King Piledrives JR*

Kris Gaffney-Well…that probably was less impactful than suplexes.

[Ricky Rage picks up Joey Kane, and he sets him up into a vertical suplex position, and he lifts him up. Joey Kane is able to shift his weight, and he lands behind Ricky Rage. Ricky Rage turns around right into the Jaw buster dropping Ricky Rage. Joey Kane goes into the cover on Ricky Rage. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2…………..3!!]

JR-Ricky Rage went to the well too many times.

King-Tazz should be taking notes.

Kris Gaffney-He is…and he wrote “he hates you”.

(Lights out, crowd waits in anticipation and then erupt in both boos and cheers for The Irish God when green smoke fills the dark arena and a spotlight shines at the top of the ramp, all when SinÃ©ad O'Connor & The Chieftains - The Foggy Dew plays throughout the arena. From the back, arms out and swinging cockily comes walking the Irish God, Lugus Cuhullin. He stops atop the ramp with his hands by his side and face looking to the ground and he raises his fists slowly making an X above his head. The Irish God slams his fists down and fireworks shoot from the ramp and lights flash green as The Irish God does quick shadowboxing with each strike fireworks shooting from the stage. He looks to the ring with his cocky smile.)

JR-The challenger is looking for gold.

Kris Gaffney-He’s been an Extreme champion before.

King-Even if he didn’t, he’s an Irish God, it doesn’t matter!!

**Lights go completely black and the sounds of Motorcycles revving can be heard throughout the arena as visuals of The Wolf Pack Harley’s can be seen on the tron. The lights begin flashing, Joyner Lucas- “Look Alive” (Remix) hits as smoke filling the arena as a visual of group of motorcycles is on the ramp. The backstage certain moves and out comes Levi. The crowd lets out cheers as Levi stands at the center of the ramp and beats his chest He looks around with a smile on his face and he beats his chest before sprinting down the stage.**

JR-However, I think he’s going to have issues with this current champion.

King-That’s what you think JR

Kris Gaffney-Guess Levi with his high flying moves isn’t a favorite of Kings.

[Levi and Lugus stand face to face, and Lugus Cuhullin right out of the gate goes for a baptism, but Levi is able to duck under, and he connects with a back flip kick to the face that knocks Lugus Cuhullin backwards, and he falls out of the ring. Lugus Cuhullin climbs up ton the apron, but Levi is able to act quickly, and he connects with a baseball slide that sends him flying into the apron face first after falling off of the apron. Lugus Cuhullin is slow to get up to his feet outside of the ring. Levi is able to spring shot himself up to the top rope, and he connects with a spring board standing starpress. Levi gets up, clearly the move also took a lot out of Levi, and Levi grabs Lugus Cuhullin, and he throws him into the ring. Levi climbs into the ring, and he waits for Lugus Cuhullin to get up to his feet. Lugus Cuhullin connects with a jaw breaker that sends him stumbling backwards into the corner. Lugus Cuhullin and he runs towards Levi, and Levi connects with a boot to the face. Lugus Cuhullin climbs up to the second rope, and he hooks Lugus Cuhullin. Levi connects with a tornado DDT into the mat. Lugus Cuhullin is down on the mat. Levi goes into the cover on Lugus Cuhullin. The ref goes into position to make the count, the ref counts 1…………….2………KICK OUT by Lugus Cuhullin!!]

JR-Levi almost got the three count there.

King-Foooook

Kris Gaffney-Indeed.

[Lugus Cuhullin gets picked up, and Levi tries to lock on the Wolves have claws, but Lugus Cuhullin is able to throw him off, and he gets up to his feet. Lugus Cuhullin connects with a clothesline over the top rope. Levi hits the mat hard. Lugus Cuhullin grabs a Singapore cane, he smashes it over the head. Lugus Cuhullin throws it into the ring. Levi slides into the ring.]

JR-It looks like Lugus is now bringing weapons into this match.

King-Good, because they’re aren’t just encouraged, they’re allowed!!

Kris Gaffney-Good that Lugus remembered that.

King-Meh…he’s an Irish god, he’ll remember on his own time.

[Lugus goes for a cane shot, but it’s ducked under by Levi, and Levi hooks on the Wolves have claws, and he brings him down. The ref see’s Lugus not responsive. The ref calls for the bell. LEVI WINS VIA SUBMISSION!!]

JR-However, he might have over played his hand there.

King-Shut up JR!

(Levi releases Lugus, and is about ot get up, when Sythe comes out of no where, and he connects with the Sythenator!! Levi is down. Sythe stares down, and yells something about wanting the belt. He leaves the ring, and goes to the back.)

The sound of a revolver being loaded stuns the crowd. Instantly the lights drop, plunging the arena into total darkness. Suddenly “Get the strap” by 6ix9ine & 50 Cent blares out over the speakers and the reaction is mixed. The first 12-13 seconds play with no sign of Wade until “Grr grr Go get the strap” bellows out. Wade strolls out calmly to the ring announcement. Not bothered by the cheers and jeers from the crowd, Wade pays little attention as he narrows in on the ring before sliding under the bottom rope. Removing his jacket and tee in the centre of the ring he stands ready for his opponent.

JR-Wade Flow last month fell victim to a triple threat.

King-That can happen in a triple threat?

Kris Gaffney-YOU LIE!!

*** "Pimp Slap That Hoe" by "Soulja Boi" plays in the background, as the arena is filled with various purple and pink colours. "Mack Daddy" Haynes struts out to the stage, equipped in a flashy purple robe with a white fluffy lining along the interior of the robe. He's equipped in a purple fedora with black shades, and a purple cane. He raises his arms in the air, before doing a "pimp-limp" walk down the ramp, ignoring the boos conducted by the audience along the ramp. He eyes one audience member, and pretends to "pimp-slap" him, before chuckling. He walks down the remainder of the ramp, before walking up the stairs. He eyes over the crowd, lowering his shades to give one person a minor glare. He then steps into the ring, through the middle-rope, raising his arms in the air with the cane in hand. He then takes off his fedora, robe, and cane, revealing his purple trunks, knee-pads, and elbow pads, which have the words "Mack Daddy" on the back of his trunks in gold letters. He eyes the stage, pacing back and fourth. ***

JR-Christopher Haynes is proving the doubters wrong.

King-You are just saying that, because he’s gonna slap you!

[Christopher Haynes and Wade Flow start out throwing fists to the face, neither are backing down. Christopher Haynes rakes the eyes. Wade Flow stumbles backwards blinded. Christopher Haynes runs towards Wade Flow, but Wade Flow is able to counter with a one man flap jack that sends Christopher Haynes flying into the top rope, and he stumbles out of the ropes, and he gets hit with a few fists to the face. Wade Flow attempts to whip him to the ropes, but it’s reversed. Wade Flow bounces off of the ropes. Christopher Haynes goes for a slap to the face as Wade Flow bounces back, but Wade Flow ducks under, and he jumps in the air, and he connects with a flying forearm shot to the face. Wade Flow rolls under the bottom rope, and he shakes his head trying to bring his vision back. Christopher Haynes is out of the ring. Christopher Haynes runs towards him, but out of no where Wade Flow connects with a stop sign out, and he smashes it over the head of Christopher Haynes. Christopher Haynes falls down on the mat. Wade Flow throws Christopher Haynes into the ring. Wade Flow throws the sign into the ring. Christopher Haynes is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets upto his feet. Christopher Haynes hits a kick to the gut, and he connects with a twist of fate on the sign. Christopher Haynes seems out of it. Wade Flow goes into the cover on Christopher Haynes. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2……Christopher Haynes is able to kick out!! Wade Flow hits a few stomps on the downed Christopher Haynes.]

JR-So far Wade Flow has remained in control.

King-Oh…I hope Mack Daddy comes up here, and slaps you JR…with the stop sign.

Kris Gaffney-Ouch…

[Christopher Haynes is slow to get up to his feet, and Wade Flow goes for the Flow stopper, but Christopher Haynes ducks under, and he grabs the stop sign, and smacks it across Wade Flow’s face, and then another one and then another one. Christopher Haynes backs up, and he connects with a hard stop sign shot to the face to complete the pimp slap combo with a stop sign!!]

JR-……

King-That’s you soon!

[Christopher Haynes picks up Wade Flow, but Wade Flow is able to struggle out of the back. Christopher Haynes turns around, Wade Flow connects with the Flow Stopper!! Wade Flow goes into the cover on Christopher Haynes. The ref goes into position to make count, the ref counts 1…………..2…………3!!]

JR-Wade Flow gets the victory, and regains the IC championship!

King-……..!

(The arena goes completely black. Suddenly, “Judas” by Fozzy blasts throughout the arena. Spotlights begin to flash at the center of the stage where The Chosen One stands, back facing the ramp, head down and arms out with a jacket that flashes. He holds the pose for a few seconds, swings his arm around and spins facing the ramp and slowly lifts his head with a cocky grin on his face. He walks slowly down the ramp as the lights through the arena flash. Jaimie goes to slap the hands with fans, but then turns his hand around and gives them the middle finger instead as he begins to laugh.)

Announcer: Ladies and gentleman, from Cherry Hill Village, Colorado. He stands at 6’0” weighing 225 pounds. He is “THE CHOSEN ONE” JAIMIE MAGNAR!

(He walks the steps of the ring, walks the outside of the ring as his hand glides over the top rope. He turns to the crowd and puts both hands out. Suddenly, he moves both his hands to the front and gives everybody the finger as he laughs and then steps into the ring. Jaimie makes his way to his corner, takes his hat, scarf, and jacket off handing it to an official out of the ring and yells at them to take care of it. He leans in the corner grinning as he waits for the match to begin.)

JR-Jaimie Magnar is looking to bounce back after a disappointment or two.

King-Did Jaimie hear your commentary JR…that’s very disappointing.

Kris Gaffney-HA!

The arena goes quiet. Lights go dark and then the letter S appears on the tron. Then the letter V appears on the tron. The crowd erupts in cheers knowing this must mean only one thing. The words LEGENDARY BADD appears on the tron. "Bad To The Bone" by George Thorogood plays and Killer Tschida shows up on the rampway as his pyro goes off. Killer gets in the ring and climbs the turnbuckle and raises his fist in the air as the crowd cheers.

JR-Killer Tschida has been the TV champion before, I’m certain that he’s looking to go after his second singles championship.

King-That’s why he’s legendary efedder.

Kris Gaffney-Whatever that is.

[Jaimie Magnar steps inside of the ring as the bell rings, and he throws fists to the face, neither are backing down. Jaimie Magnar hits a knee lift into the gut, and he connects with a knife edge chop to the chest that knocks him backwards. Jaimie Magnar tries to whip Killer Tschida to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Killer Tschida. Jaimie Magnar bounces off of the ropes, and he jumps in the air, and he connects with a flying forearm shot to the face that knocks him down on the mat. Killer Tschida is slow to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. He kicks him in the gut that double shim over, he whips him towards the corner. Killer Tschida flips through the top rope, and falls out of the ring, and Jaimie Magnar jumps on the second rope, and he spring boards off of it, and he connects with a spring board drop kcik that puts him down on the mat around ring side. Jaime Magnar grabs Killer Tschida after rolling out of the ring, and he throws him into the ring. Jaimie Magnar goes into the ring, and he runs towards Killer Tschida, and he connects with a one handed face crusher. Jaimie Magnar takes a few moments to mock the crowd.]

JR-Jaimie Magnar has been staying true to form on this match.

King-I’d point out that JR is a stupid idiot…but that goes without saying.

Kris Gaffney-Certainly he was already on the list.

[Jaimie Magnar runs to the ropes, and he goes for a spring board moonsault, but it’s countered by putting his knee’s up. Jaimie Magnar gets up to his feet, and he is blasted by a Killer Kick that drops him down on the mat. Jaimie Magnar is down on the mat. Killer Tschida falls on the mat, and he throws his arm over the downed Jaimie Magnar. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2……KICK OUT by Jaimie Magnar.]

JR-Almost three there.

King-You can’t do that to the chosen one.

Kris Gaffney-Not unless you are getting revenge for another chosen one.

[Jaimie Magnar is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Jaimie Magnar ducks under another Killer Kicks. Killer turns right into a Bedazzler. Killer Tschida goes down. Jaimie Magnar goes into the cover on Killer Tschida. The ref counts 1…………2………..3!!]

JR-Killer might have went to the well one time too many with that Killer Kick.

King-No such thing!

(Pac walks out from the back, slowly as he yells loudly and finds himself standing in the center of the top of the rampway. He stands on top, rocking side to side and shouts again as the stage Pyrotechnics shoot off fireworks. Pac stares out at the ring with a look that would scare medusa and he begins his walk down the rampway. With ease, he grabs the top rope and leaps over. He walks over the to side turnbuckle, grabs the top rope as if he’s going to stand on top as he looks side to side. He doesn’t climb the turnbuckle, pushes off and seems to be angry as he walks around the ring. He makes his way into his corner, squats down low and waits for his match.)

JR-Earlier Jay White was able to retain the TV championship.

King-Just think what would happen if Pac wins.

Kris Gaffney-I can…that’s a lot of angry letters by Rachel Cena.

(Lights go black and then Twilight of the Thunder God, by Amon Amarth, blasts over the loudspeakers and the crowd erupts. Lights begin to flash Red, White, and Blue as sparks fly down from the ceiling. The camera focuses up to the stands as halfway up steps Jackson Gunner out into the fans while holding his Extreme Championship strap with the rest of it draped over the back of his shoulder. The fans erupt as they spot Jackson. He beats his chest with a yell and tosses his hands up into the air crossing his arms in an X formation. Gunner begins walking down the stairs slowly toward the ring as he slaps hands with the fans on his way.)

JR-Jackson Gunner is not going to be defeated easily.

King-Guess it pays off to have your own gym.

Kris Gaffney-Maybe is what I was missing in my career.

King-That, and talent!

[Jackson Gunner and Pac stand face to face, and they throw fists to the face, neither are backing down. Pac puts Jackson Gunner into a side head lock. Jackson Gunner backs up Pac, and he whips him to the ropes. Jackson Gunner connects with a release arm drag. Pac gets up to his feet, and Jackson Gunner hits a knee lift into the gut. Jackson Gunner runs towards the ropes, he spring boards off of the middle rope, and he connects with a kick to the side of the face. This dazes Pac, and puts him down on his knee. Jackson Gunner hooks Pac, and he drops him with a whiplash DDT that drives him face first itno the mat, and Jackson Gunner quickly pushes him on to his back. Jackson Gunner goes into the cover on Pac, the ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………2….KICK OUT by Pac. Jackson Gunner picks up Pac, and he connects with a kick to the back. Jackson Gunner runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. He connects with a knee to the face. Jackson Gunner waits for Pac to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet, he kicks Pac in the gut, and he sets him up, and runs toward the corner, and he connects with a buckle bomb.]

JR-Pac might be in trouble here.

King-Rachel Cena is a fan though.

Kris Gaffney-We always assumed that to be the case.

[Pac stumbles out of the corner, and he gets picked up, but before Jackson Gunner can hit the burning samoan, Pac slides out of the back. Pac hits a drop kick to the back. Jackson Gunner stumbles forward. Pac runs towards Jackson Gunner. Jackson Gunner back body drops him over the top rope, but he lands on the apron. Jackson Gunner turns around. Pac connects with a hang man that knocks Jackson Gunner backwards. Pac climbs up to the apron, and he sling shots back into the ring with a sling shot cutter dropping Jackson Gunner, but Pac has to take sometime to rest up. Jackson Gunner is slow to get up to his feet. He falls into the corner, and he watches as Pac get up to his feet. Pac ducks under a clothesline, and Jackson Gunner continues to the other side of the ring, he bounces off of the ropes. Jackson Gunner gets hit with a leg lariat. Pac waits for Jackson gunner to get up to his feet, and Pac hits a running clothesline that knocks down Jackson Gunner. Jackson Gunner gets up, and Pac throws him into the corner, and he stumbles out of the corner. Pac kicks him in the gut, and he sets him up, and he lifts him up. He drops him with a brain buster!!]

JR-That might be it.

King-Then why isn’t he covering him?

Kris Gaffney-Maybe we need to stop commentating…

[Pac goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope, and he goes for the black arrow, but it’s countered with knees to the gut by Jackson Gunner. Pac is hurt, he gets up. Jackson Gunner picks him up, and he drops him with a burning samoan!! Jackson Gunner goes into the cover on Pac. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2…………3!!]

JR-Jackson Gunner had one more counter than Pac.

King-I blame JR!

(Jackson Gunner holds the World Championship as Return of an Era goes off the air.)