EMF: Return of an Era

(Copyright information is shown on the screen. We go into the a highlight screen that shows First Blood where Tommy Malone wins the World Championship. Then Last month the Wretched Nobody regaining it. Finally a contendership with Zack Ryder gaining his chance to insert himself in this picture. There is a split screen with all three competitors on it with the championship as we fade into an introduction screen that welcomes us to Return of an Era 2021. The lights are turned off as pyrotechnics rain down on the stage. The lights turn on and zoom around the arena as fans yell and wave their signs. After a few sweeps of the crowd. They zoom out to display the location information. Before one final sweep of the crowd.)

JR-Tonight the EMF comes to you live from Seattle, Washington. Welcome to the 2021 edition of Return of an Era.

King-Tonight the World Championship is on the line a ladder match as the Wretched Nobody takes on the former World Champion Tommy Malone and the Grand Slam Champion Zack Ryder.

Kris Gaffney-Jack Swagger shouldn’t be a fan of tonight.

JR-Be that if it may, let’s get this match started.

(The arena lights flicker and suddenly everything falls under a deep blanket of darkness when “Funeral March” by The fourth Floor blasts. There is a single spotlight beaming to life in the middle of the ring, revealing an old, battered, Victorian music box. The ratchet lever on the music box begins to spin and we all hear the gentle sounds of a music box eerily creep throughout the cold arena air that grows more ominous with every dainty pluck of pins and teeth, leaving us in the pitch of blackness, gripped by the callous, talon-clawed hands of fear as Lux Aeterna Tenebrosi Stellata plays.)

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen…. Brace yourselves!

(We see the silhouette of a small woman. She makes her way down the aisle as smoke crawls across the canvas surrounding everyone in the ring, at ringside and into the audience.)

Ring Announcer: Making her way down the aisle the lovely and loathsome Morose Rose - Miss Macabre, herself, Grace Brutal!

(She stops halfway down the aisle slyly looking back as a tiny spark flicks behind her. The spark quickly and suddenly turns into a small flame stood upon the wick of a candle which illuminates the contours and crevices of The Wretched Nobody's haggard mask. Suddenly a ring of flames ignite on the side of the ring and as a platform raises Azar Vulcan stands in the center. The flames flashing on his Television Championship.)

Ring Announcer: Making their way to the ring at a combined weight if 635 pounds. The challengers, The Mastermind and The Monster! AZAR VULCAN AND THE WRETCHED NOBODY!

Jr: This has to be one of the most intimidating duos I have ever seen.

KG: Only because the Melon Gods let them be intimidating.

King: Of course!

(Azar lifts his head, his red glowing eyes staring and he steps through the flames walking to the center for the ramp. He glances over at Wretched Nobody who blows the candle out and the arena lights rise again. Wretched slithers under the bottom rope and slides back sitting in the corner. Azar Vulcan stops at the ring, jumps up onto the outside ring apron, grabs the top rope and leaps right up over the top rope, spins in the ring with his arms out and stops in the center of the ring. He holds his hands out cockily taking in all of the fans boos, slams his hands down to his crotch in an X formation and then puts two middle fingers up before walking into his corner and relaxing against the ring post with a smug grin as Nobody reaches for the top rope and pulls himself back to his feet. He rolls his neck and glares hard at the floor as he rocks side to side in his corner – gently tapping together the tips of his fingers seeming intent on hearing the sweet release of the bell ringing. Suddenly, lights go out again and begin flashing all colors of the rainbow as “Fantastic Baby” blasts on the PA system. Out from the back walks Logan Riley, he stops as he walks out to the stage and cracks his head. He doesn't even turn around to see Wade Wilson walking out with pom-poms on and a shirt that says Logy-bear with a heart around it. Riley with his half of the Tag titles around his shoulder, Wade's rapped around his neck hanging in the back as he dances around Riley.)

Ring Announcer: And the champions. At a combined weight of 465 pounds. The Extreme Measures Federation TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD! OFF CONSTANTLY!

Jr: These two are one hell of a tag team! As of today they've held the Championships for 911 days! But they have a tough hill to climb tonight.

KG: Nobody beats Off Constantly, that would hurt.

King: I just don't like these guys. Paige is great, where is she? Why isn't she ringside with Grace?

(Wade continues to dance, overjoyed as they make their way down the ramp. Riley staring daggers into the ring at his opponents, Wretched Nobody not even moving, Azar smirking pouring with confidence. Azar walks to Wretched Nobody, says something to him that can't be heard as he looks over at Riley and Wade. Azar smirks and nods his head as he steps outside ring apron. Wade giggles as he says something to Riley and slaps his ass as Wade steps to the outside ring apron.)

Jr: Looks like the two heavy hitters are going to start this one off!

King: There's a history here too, let's hope Wretched Nobody has his way, Grace is too close to us to be getting upset.

KG: I hope the Melon Gods make this a great match!

DING DING DING!!

(Wretched and Riley slowly begin to move forward and slowly circle one another, not taking eyes off of the other. Riley quickly moves in as if he’s going to lock up with Wretched, but Riley ducks under, turns and quickly throws a right hand to the ribs of Wretched. Wretched barely flinches as he turns to face Riley again. Riley quickly throws a right hand to the face of Wretched, but Wretched is able to block it and throw a headbutt that drops Riley on his ass and as this happens, Wretched lunges forward smashing a brutal knee into Riley’s face that causes Riley’s nose to begin bleeding. Wretched bends down, grabs Riley with two hands and violently tosses Riley into his teams corner. Wretched walks up, tags in Azar. Wretched then throws two hard strikes to the gut of Riley, a knee to the body and then tosses Riley to the floor as Azar leaps up onto the turnbuckle with ease. Azar flips off the grounded Riley, leaps off of the turnbuckle onto the top rope which sends him catapulting into the air we he completes a moonsault right ontop of Riley. Aar hooks the leg for the pin.)

Ref: ONE!... TW(KICKOUT!)

Jr: Barely a two count. Logan Riley’s toughness can never be questioned. I think it’s going to take alot more than that to keep the champion down.

KG: You say that like they have a say in it Jim. Look to the sky and ask those Melon Gods obviously.

King: I just like seeing Logan Riley bleed, I’m happy about that. Wade next please?

(Azar smirks, looks to the ref and questions the count before putting his attention back onto Logan Riley. Azar begins to get to his feet as he grabs Riley and attempts to bring him to his feet as well, but Riley is able to throw a hard elbow to his gut. Azar twitches forward from the contact as Riley grabs Azar and whips him hard into the ropes. On the return Riley attempts a lariat, Azar easily ducks and continues to run. Azar hits the next rope where he reaches out and Tags Wretched, runs towards Riley. Riley ducks, Azar leaps and flips over Riley’s back, stops running and as Riley turns to face him Azar hits him with a side kick to the gut and a left elbow under the eye that splits Riley’s skin causing him to bleed more as he stumbles in the direction of Wretched, Wretched is able to hook Riley’s head and drop down with a vicious DDT. Wretched gets to his feet, he begins to lift Riley to his feet, but again Riley is able to hit an elbow to the gut of Wretched, as Wretched lunges back toward Riley, Riley is able to duck and drive forward enough to dive over and tag in Wade Wilson as Wade is cheering him on. Wretched then immediately changes his focus and begins heading towards the corner of Wade. Wade is able to latch onto the top rope and leap up onto it springboarding off with a flip and ending with an elbow to the face of Wretch which only knocks Wretched back. Wade immediately begins striking with a quick left kick to the right leg of Wretched once, twice, a third kick goes to the body of Wretched, another hard kick to the body of Wretched which causes him to lean forward just enough where Wade is able to attempt a flying knee to the face of Wretched, but Wretched snatches Wade out of the air, lifts him up and slams him violently into the canvas which shakes the entire ring. Wretched with force leans down grabbing the head of Wade and once to his feet whips Wade into the ropes. On the return Wretched attempts a lariat that Wade ducks and continues to run. Wade leaps up, springboards off of the ropes as Wretched turns around and is met with an elbow to the face which sends Wretched stumbling back. Azar with his hand out, Wretched tags him in. Wade immediately sprints towards Azar, Azar leaps up onto the top rope, springboards off with a flip attempting to hit Wade, but Wade moves aside, Azar lands on his feet, Wade leaps off and springboards off of the ropes with a moonsault, Azar is able to move quickly out of the way and Wade is able to land on his feet. Immediately Azar lunges forward and grabs the arm of Wade attempting an armdrag takedown, but Wade flips landing on his feet and attempts a superkick to Azar, but Azar flips backwards to avoid the strike from Wade. Azar throws the MONEY MAKER! Seemingly out of nowhere, but with Wades quick reaction he ducks the strike, leaps up into the air and attempts a hurricanrana. As they begin the rotation for the hurricanrana, Azar is able to continue to flip and lands on his feet. The two men smirk at one another as they continue to circle calculating the next move.)

Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!

Jr: BAH GAWD! These two just cant find a crack in the other! What a spectacle we are witnessing!

King: Let’s just hope that Azar kicks his head off!

KG: If the Melon Gods wish for it, then it will be.

(Wade gives Azar a thumbs up, Azar pretends as if he is going to give him a thumbs up and gives him the middle finger instead. Wade wags his finger “now, that wasn’t very nice francis!” he yells and immediately after the words leave his mouth, Azar throws a right roundhouse that Wade ducks under. The two immediately step forward and begin trading right hands in the center of the ring one after another. The exchange goes on for a little before Azar blocks a punch from Wade and lunges forward with a knee to Wade’s body. Azar then tosses Wade into the ropes, but Wade was able to leap up and springboard off with a corkscrew knee strike to the face of Azar. Azar rolls backwards and gets to his feet wiping blood from his face. He smirks, reaches over and tags in Wretched Nobody. Wretched steps in, Wade looks at him with a smile, “Come on big sexy! You’re Wretched Somebody to me!” Wretched then begins to run towards Wade. Wade ducks the initial attack and runs to the opposite ropes. On the return Wade ducks a lariat leaps up and springboards off of the top rope attempting a crossbody on Wretched, but Wretched snatches Wade out of the air with two hands, lifts Wade into the air and slams him to the canvas with a Baldo Bomb! Wretched goes into cover on Wade.)

Ref: ONE!... TWO!(KICKOUT!)

Jr: WOW! Wretched Nobody catches Wade Wilson out of thin air and still has the strength to lift him up and deliver a devastating Baldo Bomb! I can’t believe what we are watching!

King: Let’s just hope that Trephination is next and he shuts Wade up once and for all!

KG: I have to say, being the first match of the night there is quite a lot of blood. Those Melon Gods must be happy!

(Wretched gets to his feet. He grabs Wade and lifts him up with ease, he turns to face Riley, points over at him and then lifts Wade up over his head, lunges forward and propels Wade up and over the rope directly into Logan Riley causing Riley and Wade to crash to the outside of the ring. The ref asks Wretched to not pursue, Wretched then begins to climb the turnbuckle.)

Ref: 1!

Jr: God no! What the hell is going on? Wretched Nobody is going to kill somebody!

King: This is going to be fun!

KG: So, does that count as a tag? I think Riley’s the guy in now…

(As Wretched climbs to the top Wade slowly begins getting to his feet and starts helping Riley up. Wretched then with no hesitation leaps off of the top rope and at the last moment Wade notices it and decides to protect Riley by pushing him out of the way and Wade eats all 420 pounds of Wretched Nobody as he comes crashing down onto Wade.)

Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

KG: Well, that’s it. I think the Melon Gods finally took out Wade Wilson.

King: I don’t think he’s breathing.

Jr: You let a 420 pound guy crash onto you from twenty plus feet in the air and tell me how you feel! BAH GAWD! Somebody call a medic!

(The ref goes to check out Wade as Wretched pushes himself to his feet. He eyes his work he has done on Wade and then looks over to see Riley draped over the barriers. Wretched moves his attention to Riley, but as Wretched moves forward thinking Riley is out of it, he is met with a hard kick to the knee, that brings Wretched down to one knee. Riley quickly lunges forward smashing a knee into the face of Wretched knocking him back. Riley quickly brings Wretched to his feet, swings him around bashing Wretched’s face straight off of the ring post. Wretched with one knee on the ground, one arm on the ring apron. A trickle of blood can be seen dripping from the face of Wretched. Riley moves Wretched putting his face onto the ring post and Riley moves back where he is going to attempt to lunge forward and smash his foot into the face of Wretched crushing him. But right as Riley lunges forward Azar Vulcan comes flying out of nowhere corkscrewing over the top turnbuckle without even touching it and crashing down into Riley causing them both to smash into the ground. This ref is back in the ring to begin the count.)

Ref: 1!

(This gives time for Wretched to get back to his feet. He and Azar lift Riley up.)

Ref: 2!

(They turn and slide Riley into the ring. Wretched still holding Riley’s head rains down a vicious elbow. Wretched slides into the ring and hooks Riley’s leg. As Azar walk around to his corner.)

Ref: ONE!... TWO!... THHHHRRRR(KICKOUT!)

Jr: BAH GAWD! Somehow the champions still have some fight left in them!

King: This has been a fairly dominating performance by the challengers.

KG: I dont think it’s been too dominant, they’re all bleeding!

(Wretched stands up. He glances over to Wade outside of the ring who’s starting to move holding his chest. Wretched then brings his eyes back to Riley. Wretched leans down to lift Riley up, Riley swats Wretched’s hands away and throws a punch to Wretched’s face. Riley then throws a very hard spinning back kick to the abdomen of Wretched curling him over and then Riley runs forward, dives and smashes his elbow into the temple of The Wretched Nobody completing THE FINAL ACT! Riley falls into cover on Wretched.)

Ref: ONE!... TWO!... THHH (KICKOUT!)

Jr: BAH GAWD! Riley mustard up everything he had for that Final Act, but it wasn’t enough for The Wretched Nobody!

KG: Those Melon Gods are being nice today.

King: Thank God, we need to see SOMEBODY beat Off Constantly!

(Riley with a shocked look on his face as he looks to the Ref. Riley slaps the mat and stands to his feet. He looks to his corner and sees Wade slowly working his way back. Riley the goes back to Wretched, bends down to pick him to his feet. But Wretched reaches up with two hands grabbing Riley by the throat. Wretched begins coming to his feet. Once to his feet, Wretched attempts to lift Riley, but quickly Riley is able to throw a quick kick to the knee of Wretched, but Wretched doesn’t let go of his grip. Wretched lifts him, but before he’s fully on his feet Riley throws an elbow to Wretched face and a knee to Wretched’s body. He let’s go of the grip, Riley pushes Wretched into the corner, reaches out and tags Wade. Riley lifts Wade up in a powerbomb position, runs towards Wretched and powerbombs Wade hard right into Wretched who’s in the corner and then falls to the ground. Wade goes into cover to Wretched as Riley runs towards Azar as he tries to step into the ring.)

Ref: ONE!... TWO!.... THHHRRRR (KICKOUT!)

Jr: Once again Wretched Nobody showing his toughness by kicking out of a unique and brutal tag team maneuver.

KG: I think the Melon Gods want to see new champions crowned.

King: Thank you! I don’t want to see Logan Riley win another match!

(Wade still looking sluggish, but climbs to his feet. Azar and Riley split and get back to their corners. Wade slowly starts climbing the top rope. Once on top, Wade points his fingers at the ground Wretched like guns and pretends to shoot as he leaps into the air, twisting, twirling, and flipping, but as he comes crashing down Wretched is able to roll out of the way and Wade smashes into the canvas. Both men down, but Wretched close to his corner, they both move towards their corners. Wretched tags in Azar, Wade gets close to Riley, but Azar sprints across the ring, leaps up and dropkicks Riley off of the apron before the tag is ever made. Azar then rolls backwards wrapping his legs around Wade and his arms around the neck of Wade. Azar squeezes tight choking Wade out, but Wade is close to the ropes and puts his foot on the bottom. The ref tells Azar to drop the hold and Azar won’t let go. The ref counts the hold.)

Ref: 1!, 2!, 3!, 4!

(Azar lets go of the hold at the last second. He stands, yells at the ref and then focuses back on Wade. Azar uses his foot and places it under Wade’s chin. He uses that to lift Wade to his feet and then spins smashing Wade with THE MONEY MAKER! Azar covers Wade.)

Ref: ONE!...

(As Riley starts to climb in the ring, Wretched sprints acoss.)

Ref: TWO!...

(Riley is about to break the count, but Wretched derails him by smashing him hard into the corner.)

Ref: THHHHRRRRRR(KICKOUT!)

Jr: BAH GAWD! WADE WILSON KICEKD OUT! WADE WILSON KICKED OUT OF THE MONEY MAKER!

KG: I think this math is going to take the whole pay-per-view

King: SO CLOSE! We need new champions!

(The ref splits Riley and Wretched, they walk back to their corners. Azar, still in shock, finally gets to his feet. He starts to pull Wade to his feet using his foot, once up Azar attempts another MONEY MAKER! But Wade ducks, kicks the gut of Azar, locks it in and delivers THE DEAD POOL! Wade falls over and he’s able to throw an arm over Azar to go into cover.)

Ref: ONE!... TWO!.... THHHRRRR(KICKOUT!)

Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!

Jr: This match is so intense! Fans are off their feet I can barely hear anything but these fans!

KG: The Melon Gods gave us a gift tonight.

King: Thankfully, we can still have a chance to see somebody beat Off Constantly.

(Azar rolls over as Wade uses the ropes and pulls himself to his feet. Wade wipes blood from his face before lunging forward and kicking Azar in the ribs. Wade turns leaps up and uses the top rope to springboard off attempting a springboard moonsault, but Azar is able to get his knees up and Wade smashes down onto Azar’s knees. Wade reaching at his back on the mat as Azar slowly makes his way towards Wretched, reaches out and tags him in. Wretched runs over, grabs the leg of Wade as he tries to get to Riley. Wretched grabs the leg of Wade and pulls him towards him. Wretched grabs Wade’s neck with two hands and easily lifts Wade up into the air, but on the way up Wade is able to wrap his legs around the arm and neck of Wretch in a triangle choke. Wade begins squeezing his legs tight which is obviously choking Wretch, still in the air, Wretched drops down to one knee as he has no way of breathing. The ref checks on Wretched. But he then quickly lunges to his feet and grabs Wade with two hands as he slams him hard into the canvas which shakes the ring and causes Wade to let go of the choke. Wade seemingly out as Wretched stays on top for the cover.)

Ref: ONE!... TWO!.... THHH(KICKOUT!)

Jr: BAH GAWD! What is it going to take? How much punishment are these teams willing to go through?

KG: I’d say however much the Melon Gods allow them to?

King: I’m happy to see the Merc With A Mouth bleed from the mouth!

(Wretched then comes up to his feet. He lifts Wade up, puts Wade onto his shoulder and begins moving forward and attempts LOBOTOMY! Onto Wade, but as Wretched Nobody leaps up for the finish, Wade is able to push up and spin off of Wretched. At first lands on his feet, but falls. Wretched gets up the same time as Wade. Wretched lunges at Wade attempting a lariat, Wade rolls under, comes up and dives in tagging in Riley. Riley quickly comes in and both Wretch and Riley begin trading blows in the center, but Wretched quickly begins getting the upper hand, but Riley is able to block one of the punches, kicks Wretched in the gut, puts Wretched’s head between his legs and attempts a piledriver, but before Riley falls back, Wretched lifts up flipping Riley behind him into the mat. Wretched walks over and tags in Azar. Azar climbs to the top rope as Wretched walks over to Riley and picks him to his feet. Standing behind, Wretched bends down and lifts Riley up on his shoulders and walks towards Azar. Azar leaps off of the top rope and takes Riley out with the FALL OF MAN! Azar quickly goes into cover on Riley.)

Ref: ONE!... TWO!.... THHHHHRRRRRR (Wade was able to run in, duck an attack from Wretched and then fall onto Azar to break the count.)

Jr: If not for Wade, we’d have new tag team champions right now! This match has been so hectic and crazy!

King: Let’s go Wretched Nobody and Azar! I want to see Grace with tag titles!

KG: Grace is wrestling?

(As Wade gets back to his feet Wretched grabs him from behind and hits him with SEDATIVE! Wretched then picks Wade to his feet and holds him as Azar hits him with THE MONEY MAKER! Wade’s body drops motionless as Wretched kicks him out of the ring. Azar uses his foot to lift up Riley under the chin. Once to his feet, Azar smashes Riley with THE MONEY MAKER and this happens at perfect timing and as Riley is falling Wretched hits him with TREPHINATION! Azar runs at Wretched, leaps up and Wretched catches Azar, tosses him high up into the air and Azar lands a corkscrew, flipping senton onto Riley and stays on top for the cover.)

Ref: ONE!... TWO!... THREE!!

DING! DING! DING!

Ring Announcer: Here are your winners, AND NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS! The team of THE WRETCHED NOBODY AND AZAR VULCAN!

Jr: What a brutal match this was for both teams! It too everything Azar and Wretched had to call themselves Tag Team Champions, that was anything but easy!

King: YES! WE FINALLY SAW SOMEBODY BEAT OFF CONSTANTLY!

KG: How exciting that was too! Look at all the blood!

(Wretched and Azar kick Riley out of the ring and he lies outside the ring next to Wade as Grace grabs the Tag Team Championships and walks into the ring. Azar slaps the back of Wretched, the two get their belts from Grace. Wretched and Grace stand in the center of the ring. Azar climbs a turnbuckle with both his Television Championship and Tag Team Championship holding them both in the air, places them on his shoulder and then gives the crowd the middle finger. He wipes blood from his face, climbs down the turnbuckle. He puts his titles on the canvas and climbs out of the ring. He kneels on the gut of Wade. Wade covered in blood, Azar leans down and says something and the lights flicker, but stay on. Azar uses his palm that slide down the bloodied face of Wade. He then does the same thing to Riley and the lights do the same thing. Azar stands above both of them sliding his hand with their blood on it down his own face and ends right on his own mouth. Azar smiles, slides back into the ring picking up his championships and walks to Wretched and Grace. The three do their celebration as we cut to a backstage segment.)

(We go to the backstage area where Steve Walker is once again dressed up in his Link costume practicing with a prop master sword.)

.::Steve Walker::.-Take that!! And that!! No Laura loves me!! She will never choose you!!

(Steve Walker looks to the left to see a familiar face.)

.::Era::.-I AM ERA AND I HAVE RETURNED!!

.::Steve Walker::.-Uh huh….yeah you said that.

.::Era::.-A year from now I will return!

.::Steve Walker::.-Hey Era…you know what Era REALLY needs to return.

(Alvin Jackson is walking by, and Steve Walker floors him with a mighty fist to the face as his teeth fall out of his mouth in slow motion. Steve Walker and Era stomp on the crying Alvin Jackson.)

Asp walks down the aisle to the ring The crowd members to take notice of Asp walking down towards the ring…and gives a cheer

JR-Asp got a large contract.

King-Sure hope he’s worth it.

Kris Gaffney-Although I’m certain that he’s no worse than some of the other highest paid EMF wrestlers before him.

["No One Survives" blasts on the PA system. JT Maverick walks on the stage. JT Maverick walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Speaking of a new comer.

King-He’s going to have a chance to prove that maybe that money should go to him.

Kris Gaffney-I’m sure he wouldn’t mind that.

[Asp throws a wild fist to the face that JT Maverick seems to be ready for as he ducks under, and he lifts him up, and he picks him up for his shoulders for the head shot, but Asp see’s this coming, and he connects with a few elbows to the side of the head, and this makes JT Maverick let go of Asp. Asp lands on his feet. Asp runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. JT Maverick hits a spinning flying knee to the face that flattens Asp down on the mat. JT Maverick waits for Asp to get up to his feet, and he falls against the corner. JT Maverick runs, and he connects with a flying forearm shot to the face. JT Maverick brings Asp out of the corner, and he hooks him under his arm, and he connects with a northern lights suplex with a bridge. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……….2…KICK OUT by Asp. Asp gets up to his feet, and he waits for Asp to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet he kicks Asp in the gut driving the air out of him. JT Maverick hooks Asp with a vertical suplex position. He lifts him up, but it’s countered by Asp landing on his feet. JT Maverick gets hooked with a waist lock, JT Maverick counters this with a few back elbows to the side of the face. JT Maverick runs to the ropes, and he jumps on the second rope. JT Maverick connects with the PTSD, which dazes Asp, and he puts him down on the mat.]

JR-Not a good start for the highly paid Asp.

King-If things keep going that way, he’s not going to be able to live up to that contract.

Kris Gaffney-So few do though.

[Asp staggers around, and JT Maverick attempts to pick up Asp, but Asp digs in his heels this time, and uses his power and weight advantage. Asp drives JT Maverick backwards into the corner. Asp hits a few shoulder blocks. Asp brings him out of the corner, and he whips him to the ropes. Asp goes for a big boot, but this is ducked under by JT Maverick. JT Maverick bounces off of the ropes on the other side of the ring. JT Maverick goes for a cross body block, but it’s caught by Asp, who holds JT Maverick for a few moments to allow him to think of what is going to happen next. Asp then throws him over his head with a fall away slam. Dropping down JT Maverick down on the mat.]

JR-Asp looks like he’s finally got back on track.

King-I guess it was only a matter of time.

Kris Gaffney-I guess so.

[Asp runs to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes, and he goes for a big boot, but JT Maverick ducks under. Asp turns around and he lifts him up, and he drops him with the head shot. JT Maverick goes into the cover on Asp. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2………..3!!]

King-This isn’t good.

Prez Mike-You do know his contract is performance based and spread out various years, right?

King-That makes me feel better.

Prez Mike-Besides…not like EMF is actually only worth 8.6 million….

King-Not sure where we got our figures.

Ricky comes onto the ramp with a huge grin, accompanied by Miss Meadows and a pair of nameless showgirls. On occasion, he will toss commemorative casino chips into the crowd. Once arriving at the ring, Miss Meadows will instruct the showgirls to wait backstage.

JR-This is a key match for Ricky Vegas.

King-Many wrestlers get to this point, and it’s always a turning point…whether they win or lose, it’s about how they handle it.

Kris Gaffney- Isn’t that the truth *Alvin Jackson runs from behind for no reason, Kris sticks out his arm, and he gets clotheslined.*

(“I’m better than you and you know it” Is said over the loud speakers right before Lamb Of God- “Overlord” hits. The crowd erupts in boos as the lighting begins to flash green and gold. The ramp fills with images of money as Azar Vulcan steps out from the back with a smug grin on his face. He stops atop of the ramp laughing at the fans.)

Announcer: Ladies and gentleman, making his way to the ring, weighing in at 215 pounds and standing 5’11”. He is The Best In The World, Azar “Mastermind” Vulcan!

(He puts a left fist into the air and makes his way down the ramp. He pretends as if he’s going to fist bump the fans, but gives them the middle finger instead and laughs. He stops at the ring, jumps up onto the outside ring apron, grabs the top rope and leaps right up over the top rope, spins in the ring with his arms out and stops in the center of the ring. He holds his hands out cockily taking in all of the fans boos, slams his hands down to his crotch in an X formation and then puts two middle fingers up before walking into his corner and relaxing against the ring post with a smug grin as he awaits his match to begin.)

JR-As big of a match this is for Vegas, Azar has quite the ego, so I think it might be as much of a match for him as it is for Vegas.

King-That’s true.

[Azar Vulcan talks trash to the challenger Ricky Vegas. Ricky Vegas is able to use this by taking down Azaru Vulcan, and he attempts to turn him over for an attempt at the black jack, but before he can do that Azar Vulcan is able to kick Ricky Vegas off. Azar Vulcan gets up to his feet, and he runs at Ricky Vegas clearly not pleased with how this match started, and he jumps in the air, and he goes for a splash in the corner. Ricky Vegas is able to move out of the way. Azar face goes into the top turnbuckle. Azar Vulcan staggers out of the corner holding his face. Ricky Vegas is able to plan his next move as he waits for Azar turns around. He hits Azar Vulcan with a jab (ONE!), another jab (TWO), another jab (Three), another jab (four), another jab (five), another jab (six), Ricky Vegas goes back, and reels back, and hits an extra hard fist (seven) to complete the crap shoot. This doesn’t take down Azar however, it just makes him fall back into the ropes. He stumbles forward, and Ricky Vegas lifts up Azar Vulcan, and he drops him with a body, and he lifts him up, and he connects with another body slam. Ricky Vegas lifts him up one last time, and drops him with a final body slam to complete the three of a king. Ricky Vegas goes into the cover on Azar Vulcan. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………………2…KICK OUT by Azar Vulcan.]

JR-With two very effective combinations the champion was still able to kick out.

King-That’s why he’s been the champion for as long as he has been.

Kris Gaffney-I knew it was something.

[Ricky Vegas puts on a chin lock, and Azar Vulcan fights up to his feet, and he connects with a jaw breaker. This staggers Ricky Vegas backwards. Ricky Vegas takes a few moments to rest up. Azar Vulcan gets up to his feet. With this chance Ricky Vegas goes for the Full House big boot to the face of Azar Vulcan. Azar Vulcan is able to duck under. He runs towards the ropes, and he spring boards off of the ropes, and he connects with a standing spring board moonsault on Ricky Vegas. Ricky Vegas struggles as Azar Vulcan is holding him down on the mat. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..KICK OUT by Ricky Vegas. Ricky Vegas gets up to his feet, and he runs towards Azar Vulcan. Azar Vulcan is able to counter this with an arm drag release that sends Ricky Vegas flying across the ring. Azar Vulcan gets up to his feet, and see’s that Ricky Vegas is getting up to his feet. He runs towards Ricky Vegas drops him with a face buster to the knee. Ricky Vegas gets up staggering around. Ricky Vegas gets kicked in the gut, and this doubles over Ricky Vegas. Ricky Vegas lifts him up, and he drops him with a brain buster. Azar Vulcan goes into the cover on Ricky Vegas. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2…KICK UOT by Ricky Vegas!! Azar Vulcan doesn’t seem too pleased that the match didn’t end there, and he connects with a few stomps on the downed Ricky Vegas as he considers his next move.]

JR-Ricky Vegas kicked out.

King-He sure rolled the dice there.

Kris Gaffney-Let’s see if he will regret it.

[Azar Vulcan calls for the Money Maker. He measures up on Ricky Vegas. He goes for the Money Maker, but it’s caught by Ricky Vegas, Ricky Vegas turns his leg over, and attempts to lock on the Black Jack. Azar keeps a vertical base hoping on one foot. Ricky Vegas tries to apply as much pressure from this position to try to change that, but Azar is able to counter with a back mule kick that connects to the jaw. This staggers Ricky Vegas backwards. Vegas hits the rope, and he stumbles right into the Money Maker which this time connects squarely. Vegas goes down. Azar goes into the cover on Ricky Vegas. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2…………3!!]

JR-Ricky Vegas had the Blackjack on, but couldn’t take Azar off his vertical base.

King-Guess he went bust.

Kris Gaffney-Where is Natasha Jones when you need her?

(“Wrath and Cowardice” blasts on the PA system. Syd Khatru walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-These two have had quite the rivalry.

King-I don’t know if it’s reached Tony Ikeda standards.

Kris Gaffney-Which is funny considering how much Tony hates Troy.

(“Judas” blasts on the PA system. Troy Gafgen walks out on the stage with AJ Lee skipping around him. Troy Gafgen steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Troy is looking to gain some momentum.

King-Always a good thing to have in wrestling.

Kris Gaffney-Unless you are going into an important match.

[Syd Khatru pace around the ring as Troy Gafgen gets instructions from AJ about how to include her into this situation. Troy Gafgen goes for a fist to the face of Syd Khatru. Syd Khatru goes for a fist, and he connects with his fist, and then another one. Troy Gafgen attempts to go for another fist to the face, but it’s ducked under by Syd Khatru. Syd Khatru hits a low drop kick to the leg that makes him stagger backwards, and Syd Khatru gets up to his feet. Troy Gafgen doesn’t look pleased, he runs towards Syd Khatru, and he goes for a big boot to the face that Syd Kahtru is able to duck under. Syd Khatru is able to hit a few forearm shots to the back of Troy Gafgen, and he connects with the dukkah. Syd Khatru gets up to his feet, and he connects with an elbow drop, and then another one, and then another one. Syd Khatru gets up to his feet, and he runs towards the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. He jumps in the air, and he connects with a elbow to the downed Troy Gafgen to complete the Samara. Syd Khatru goes into the cover on Troy Gafgen. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……….2…KICK OUT by Troy Gafgen.]

JR-Syd hit Troy with two of his best moves, but it wasn’t enough.

King-He was Extreme Champion before though.

Kris Gaffney-Let’s just hope no one finds out how long that reign lasted.

King-The Brian Kendrick says that doesn’t matter.

Kris Gaffney-That’s a bad point…well…maybe it’s not so bad…

King-That joke never gets old.

[Syd Khatru waits for Troy Gafgen to get up to his feet, and he kicks him in the gut, and he sets him up into a tiger driver 91’. Troy Gafgen runs towards the corner, and he connects with a corner. Troy Gafgen hits a shoulder block into the gut. Troy Gafgen hooks him and throws him out of the corner. Syd Khatru hits hard into the corner. Syd is slow to get up to his feet. Troy Gafgen drops him with a chaos maker on the mat. Troy Gafgen takes a few moments to res tup. He crawls towards Syd Khatru, and he throws his arm over the odwned Syd Khatru. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2…KICK OUT by Syd Khatru. Troy Gafgen and Syd Khatru throw fists to the face after slowly getting up to their feet. Syd Khatru ducks under oneo f the fists, and he runs to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes Syd Khatru goes for a cross body block, but Troy Gafgen catches him, and he throws him over his head for a fall away slam. Syd Khatru gets up to his feet. Troy Gafgen connects with a running big boot to the face.]

JR-Troy Gafgen with the running big boot.

King-Feels like that move ends a lot of matches.

Kris Gaffney-You need to be a master of it.

[Syd Khatru is slow to get up to his feet. Troy drops him with the Mental Maelstrom!! Syd Khatru is down for the count or so it seems. Troy goes into the cover on Syd. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……….2………..3!!]

JR-Troy Gafgen gets the victory!!

King-YES!! Long live the sneeze joke.

(“The duck song” blasts on the PA system. Kenny OMegrape doesn’t walk out on the stage. The camera shows inside of the ring at a giant grape. It shakes once, twice, suddenly Kenny Omegrape pops out of it like an egg.)

JR-I’m not sure what we just witnessed.

King-A gift from the Melon Gods.

Kris Gaffney-And it’s that until it’s not.

Orange looks around the arena, slowly pulls one hand out of his pocket and holds it just above his bellybutton and gives a lazy thumbs up before making his way down the ramp with his hands back into his pockets. Once at the ring, he slowly rolls under the ropes all the way to the middle of the ring where he does a kip-up with his hands still in his pocket. He walks to his corner giving a lazy thumbs up waiting for the match to begin.)

JR-Orange Reign has had a few losses, but when it comes to defending the title, he’s been able to keep it.

Kris Gaffney-Will that change tonight?

King-Only if the Melon Gods feel like it.

[Kenny Omegrape walks around the ring yelling “eat your fruit” he comes face to face with Orange Reign. Orange Reign seems like he’s about to fall asleep, Kenny Omegrape hits a running ezuguri to the side of the head as the bell rings. Orange Reign goes down on the mat. Kenny Omegrape grabs him by his hair, he lifts him up, and he runs towards the corner, and he hurls him hard into the corner. Orange Reign hits hard into the ring post. From that point he falls out of the corner, and he falls out of the ring. Kenny Omegrape yells “he’s a Tony Ikeda brand fruit”. He climbs on the apron, and he waits for Orange Reign to get up to his feet, and he jumps off of the apron. Kenny Omegrape climbs on the apron, he jumps off of the apron. Orange Reign gets hit with a missile drop kick off of the apron. Kenny Omegrape grabs a whole watermelon from under the ring. Kenny Omegrape yells “for the Melon Gods”, and he connects with a sit down face buster which breaker the watermelon with Orange Reign’s face. Kenny Omegrape throws Orange Reign into the ring. Kenny Omegrape goes into the ring, and he goes into the cover on Orange Reign. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2…….KICK OUT by Orange Reign. Kenny Omegrape questions not the ref, but the Melon Gods because the ref doesn’t control his own actions. He shrugs and agree’s that if the Melon Gods wanted, they are going to get it.]

JR-I don’t think Kenny should wait for the Melon Gods to give him an answer.

King-Hey…they control all things..if an explosion isn’t impressive, it’s because the Melon Gods said it wasn’t going to.

Kris Gaffney-If only other places had that excuse.

[Kenny Omegrape hooks Orange Reign for the Geese Lighning, but Orange Reign is able to roll out of the hold. He connects with an arm breaker. This gives him some time to rest up. Kenny Omegrape gets up, and Orange Reign ducks under a fist, and Orange Reign kick him in the gut, and puts him down into the mat with an impaler DDT. Orange Reign goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope. He realizes he doesn’t care, so he jumps off of the top rope with the lazy slam, and he falls down on Kenny Omegrape into some sort of pinning combination. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2…KICK OUT by Kenny Omegrape.]

JR-The champion makes a come back.

King-It’s kind of difficult who the Melon Gods are siding with.

Kris Gaffney-I’m going to guess the winner.

[Orange Reign goes back, and he waits for Kenny OMegrape to get up to his feet. He goes for the Orange punch, but he is able to duck under. Orange Reign turns around into a kick to the gut, and Kenny Omegrape plants Orange Reign with the Geese Lightning. Kenny Omegrape goes into the cover on Orange Reign. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2………3!!]

JR-Orange Reign made a mistake, and it cost him everything.

(“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out with his web camera taking footage of him walking down to the ring. Zack Ryder steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Zack Ryder won a contenders match.

King-He’s been World Champion before, I wouldn’t count him out.

Kris Gaffney-He has more chance to win this match then he has releasing that ramp footage.

As the lights go out in the arena, The State of Massachusettes cranks through the speakers. An orange spotlight illumiates the top of the ramp, highlighting the figure of Tommy Malone gives the crowd their first glimpse of the Irish Renegade. Standing with his back toward the ring, Tommy is wearing a black leather jacket that has the Irish Flag spray painted on the back of it, his arms out toward his side, thumb and finger sticking out in a gun like gesture. Tommy turns around and makes his way toward the ring, a slightly cocky strut. Covering the bottom have of his face is a custume made Irish flag with "Real IRA" painted on the mask. Malone reaches the ring, jumping up on the apron and looking around the arena at the crowd. With a swooping jump Tommy launches himself over the top rope into the ring, heading right for the turnbuckle where he climbs it and points finger guns out toward the crowd.

JR-Tommy Malone is looking to become the World Champion again.

King-He’s won against Wretch and lost against him, we’ll find out what happens this month. (“Game On” blasts on the PA system. Tony Ikeda walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Tony Ikeda has been in title races a few times over the last few month’s.

King-He has come up short the last two times.

Kris Gaffney-That’s because he’s old.

King-That’s BADDDDDDDDDDDDDD

As the lights go out in the arena, In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida by Iron Butterfly brings the arena to life with its opening organ. When the first licks of the guitar hit the speakers, Brandon Leno is seen standing on the stage, back to the ring with his arms stretched out to the side, head toward the sky. Different colored spotlights dance around him. Leno is wearing an acid wash jean jacket with an outline of a woman with psychedelic butterfly wings printed on the back of the jacket. Leno nods his head back and forth to the music as he turns around, aviator sunglasses on his face. Leno has his tie dyed tights on with Mr. Psychedelic printed across the back. Indica accompanies him down the ramp as he struts his way to the ring, grooving to the music. Len jumps onto the apron and gets into the ring. Once in the ring he goes to the turnbuckle, climbs the second rope and starts dancing to the music, trying to get the crowd involved.

JR-Brandon Leno was able to fight his way back to a shot.

King-He seemed extremely happy to do so.

Kris Gaffney-Guess he got on a bit of a losing streak, and it would help to win here.

King-You would know a thing or two about that.

Kris Gaffney-Let’s just be happy he doesn’t let his entire theme song to go it’s entire run time.

(“The Duck Song” blasts on the PA system. Walter Melon walks out on the stage along with Jack Heyman. Walter Melon steps inside of the ring. He looks at the championship, suddenly Ashley Irvine face can be seen in it and she screams “WATERMELON!!”)

JR-The champion is at a disadvantage.

King-Tony and Brandon aren’t the champion…they don’t have god on their side.

Kris Gaffney-You knew that was going to happen.

[Walter Melon, Tony Ikeda and Brandon Leno look for the first move to be made. Brandon Leno goes after Walter Melon, Walter Melon hits a knee lift to the gut that stuns Brandon Leno. Walter Melon runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. Walter Melon gets hit with a hip toss that sends him flying across the ring. Tony Ikeda hooks Walter Melon for a full nelson, but Brandon Leno is able to hit a flying knee lift to Walter Melon which makes him falls backwards towards Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda falls out of the ring and on to the floor. Walter Melon staggers towards him, and he kicks Walter Melon in the gut that doubles him over, and he hooks him for a piledriver position. He lifts him up, and he drops him with a purple haze piledriver. Walter Melon seems out of it. Brandon Leno goes into the cover on Walter Melon. The ref dives into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2…Tony Ikeda grabs the leg of Walter Melon, and he pulls him from under the cover to the outside of the ring.]

JR-I’m not sure if Leno would have had him there or not.

King-He didn’t because the Melon Gods said he didn’t.

Kris Gaffney-They must have inspired what Tony did.

King-You’d think they’d inspire him to buy better fruit, but someone has to be an example of what not to do…that’s just Tony’s role.

[Tony Ikeda throws a fist to the face of Walter Melon. Walter Melon ducks under. Tony Ikeda not to be denied runs at Walter Melon. Walter Melon uses this as his advantage by taking him down with a drop toe hold that sends him flying into the ring steps. Walter Melon takes a few moments to rest up but this allows Brandon Leno to attempt to get this match into his control, and Walter Melon see’s this coming. Walter Melon is able to step out of the way of a baseball slide. Walter Melon grabs Brandon Leno’s arm, and he drops him with a short arm clothesline. Walter Melon throws Brandon Leno under the ropes, and he climbs up on the apron. Walter Melon drops a leg drop across the ring. Brandon Leno rolls around in pain. Walter Melon slides itno the ring and he waits for Brandon Leno to get up to his feet. Brandon Leno staggers up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. He lifts him up, and he drops him with a back breaker. Walter Melon goes itno the cover on Brandon Leno. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2…KICK OUT by Brandon Leno. Walter Melon hits a few stomps on the downed Brandon Leno.]

JR-Walter Melon almost got the three count.

King-That’s just how the Melon Gods like it, it keeps it dramatic.

Kris Gaffney-The Melon Gods have a lot of rules.

[Walter Melon picks up Brandon Leno, and he connects with a body slam. Walter Melon goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope, but Tony Ikeda is able to jump on the apron, and he pushes Walter Melon and Walter Melon goes flying through the air, and Walter Melon hits into the barricade. Walter Melon is on the mat in pain. Tony Ikeda gets into the ring. Brandon Leno runs at Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda ducks under his clothesline. Brandon Leno bounces off of the ropes. Tony Ikeda hooks him, and he drops him with a full nelson slam that puts him down on the mat. Tony Ikeda goes into the cover on Brandon Leno. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………………….2…………KICK OUT by Brandon Leno. Tony Ikeda hits a few stomps on the downed Brandon Leno. Leno gets up to his feet, and he hits a few fists to the face of Brando n Leno, and he whips him ot the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, and he drops him with a one man flap jack.]

JR-Tony Ikeda has come into the picture.

King-He’s looking to be champion again.

Kris Gaffney-Again..Tony is so old he probably would win it and think it’s the first time.

[Tony Ikeda waits for Brandon Leno to get up to his feet, and Brandon Leno gets hooked into a full nelson, and Tony goes for the Full Nelson suplex, but it’s countered with a turn around, and Brandon Leno hooks on the Acid Trip. Tony Ikeda is surprised but is fighting. After a time Tony Ikeda puts his arm up like he’s debating whether he’s going to tap or not. Suddenly out of no where Walter hits the Fruit Smash Splash on Tony’s back while in the Acid Trip. Which breaks him out of it. Leno gets up surprised, and Walter hits a running clothesline over the top rope on Leno. Walter goes into the cover on Tony. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2…………3!!]

JR-Brandon Leno seemed to have Tony there, but Walter took advantage of the match to get the victory.

King-Nothing happened that the Melon Gods didn’t make happen.

We hear the gentle sounds of a music box eerily creep throughout the arena growing more ominous, as Lux Aeterna Tenebrosi Stellata plays.

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen…. Brace yourselves!

Smoke crawls across the canvas surrounding everyone in the ring, at ringside and the front row of the audience. Grace walks out into the middle of the stage smiling ear to ear as the arena lights flicker again, through the strobe we see The Wretched Nobody appear from nowhere with Azar Vulcan walking behind him.

Ring Announcer: Making her way down the aisle the lovely, and loathsome Morose Rose - Miss Macabre, herself, Grace Brutal! Her Dark Star hails from The Danvers State Lunatic Asylum, Salem Massachusetts and at Six Foot Eleven inches tall – at Four Hundred and Twenty Pounds he is… the four Time EMF Heavyweight Champion of the Woooooorld! THE WRETCHED NOBODY!

Nobody slithers under the bottom rope, and slides back sitting in the corner. Nobody reaches for the top rope and pulls himself back to his feet. He rolls his neck and glares hard at the floor as he rocks from side to side in his corner.

JR-The Wretched Nobody is not going to be easy to beat.

King-But he doesn’t need to be pinned.

Kris Gaffney-Big men and Jack Swagger aren’t historically great at ladder matches too.

[The Wretched Nobody and Tommy Malone go face to face. Zack Ryder is pumping up the crowd. This seemly annoys the Wretched Nobody who grabs Zack Ryder by the throat, and he hurls him towards the corner. Tommy Malone attempts to take advantage of this situation, and he runs towards him, but the Wretched Nobody is able to sense this in enough time to side step him, and he throws him against the corner. Zack Ryder gets smashed in the corner, The Wretched Nobody runs to smash them both, Tommy Malone is able to move out of the way at the last second, but the Wretched Nobody does crush Zack Ryder with a avalanche in the corner. Tommy Malone runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, unfortunately for him The Wretched Nobody is one step faster as he is able to catch Tommy Malone and drop him with a spinning side slam driving Tommy Malone into the mat. Tommy Malone is feeling the effects from the attack from the World Champion as he rolls under the bottom rope, and he tries to pull himself up to his feet.]

JR-So far the Wretched Nobody’s power has been unstoppable.

King-If Tommy Malone wants to be World Champion again he’s going to have to find a way to deal with that.

Kris Gaffney- He’s done it before.

[The Wretched Nobody gets ready to trephination Tommy Malone right off of the apron, but at the last moment Tommy Malone moves out of the way, and the Wretched Nobody gets hanged up on the top rope. The Wretched Nobody pulls himself off of the apron. Tommy Malone grabs his head, and drops him with a hang man that makes The Wretched Nobody staggers backwards. Tommy Malone goes off in the isle to get a ladder. Inside of the ring Zack Ryder and the Wretched Nobody battle it out. Tommy Malone slides the ladder into the ring without either of them noticing. Tommy Malone takes the ladder, and Tommy Malone smashes them with the ladder.Tommy Malone looks up, and he sets up the ladder under the championship. Tommy Malone starts to climb up the ladder. The Wretched Nobody is going up on the other side of the ladder, the two throw fists to the face, the Wretched Nobody is starting to win this exchange until Tommy Malone is able to block it, and he smashes his face on the top of the ladder. Tommy Malone flips over the Wretched Nobody, and he connects with a sunset power bomb off of the ladder!!]

JR-What an amazing move for Tommy Malone.

King-I’m sure if Wretch wasn’t splat on the mat, he could appreciate that one.

Kris Gaffney-I guess so.

[Tommy Malone is slow to get up to his feet. Zack Ryder kicks Tommy Malone in the gut, and he plants him down into the mat with a DDT. Zack Ryder takes a few moments to measure up as he watches as the Wretched Nobody gets in the corner. Zack Ryder runs towards the corner, and he connects with a clothesline in the corner. The Wretched Nobody staggers around and he falls into the corner. Zack Ryder grins and he backs away. Zack Ryder fists pumps WOO! WOO! WOO! Zack Ryder runs towards The Wretched Nobody and he connects with a broski boot. Zack Ryder gets up, and he calls for the Rough Ryder. Zack Ryder waits for the Wretched Nobody to get up to his feet. The Wretched Nobody gets up to his feet, and Zack Ryder attempts to go for the Rough Ryder, but it’s caught by the Wretched Nobody. Zack Ryder counters with a few fists to the face, and he counters with a hurricanarana The Wretched Nobody flying, and he hits into Tommy Malone on the apron, and both wrestlers fall outside of the ring as Ryder looks up as the crowd gets excited.]

JR-This might be Zack Ryder’s not.

King-I don’t think that Lexi Bitch would agree.

Kris Gaffney-Of course she won’t.

[Zack Ryder measures up on the Wretched Nobody, and he goes for the Rough Ryder…and HITS IT!! But the Wretched Nobody bounces up, but clearly it’s affected him. Zack Ryder goes for another one, but this one the Wretched Nobody catches, and he throws him off. Zack Ryder lands on his feet. The Wretched Nobody flattens him with the trephination. The Wretched Nobody see’s that Tommy Malone is getting in the ring and pulling himself up to his feet with the help of the ropes. Trying to clear his road to the belt, the Wretched Nobody runs at Tommy Malone and he goes for the trephination, but at the last moment Tommy Malone is able to low bridge the ropes. The Wretched Nobody is on the top rope in a lot of pain. Tommy Malone dumps him over the top rope. Tommy Malone climbs up the ladder already set up as the Wretched Nobody is on the outside and Ryder is down. Malone gets to the top of the ladder, and he pulls down the World Championship. Tommy Malone wins this match!!]

JR-The Wretched Nobody went for the kill shot, but it back fired on him.

King-With this match all you need is time and the ladder to be set up.

Kris Gaffney-What about Jack Swagger?

King-No, that probably be too unfair…

(Tommy Malone holds up the World Championship on the stage as Return of an Era goes off of the air.)