EMF: Return of an Era
	(Copyright information is displayed on the screen. We go into a video of Walter Melon winning the world championship. Then a trail of destruction by the Wretched Nobody which brings us to the rematch. Wretched Nobody and Walter Melon into a hell in a cell. We open up into an introduction screen that welcomes us to Return of an Era. Pyrotechnics blasts off on the stage as the lights are turned off. When they finished, the lights turn on. Fans yell, and hold up their signs, rather than wave them. The camera’s get a few shots of the crowd, sweeping around. They display the location information as JR begins to speak.) JR-Tonight the EMF has come to you live from Denver, Colorado. Welcome everyone to Return of an Era. Hello, and welcome I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross. I’m joined by Jerry “the King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney. Tonight King we have many great matches, but everyone is talking about that main event. King-That’s right JR, but then again, maybe their not. If their not, it’s because that’s what the Melon Gods said. Kris Gaffney-You will never let this go. King-Only if the Melon Gods tell me to. JR-Let’s get started… (The EMF tron lights up with the image taking a nap backstage, dressed like Link.) …Steve… …STEVE …STEVE! (Steve Walker dressed like Link gets up, and he looks to someone we don’t know.) .::Era::.-It is I, ERA!! And I have returned! .::Steve Walker::.-Pretty sure you told me that last year. .::Era::.-In a years time I shall return again!! (we go back to ring side.) King-Totally worth it! JR-Let’s get started with tonights opening match (Lights out, crowd waits in anticipation and then erupt in both boos and cheers for The Irish God when green smoke fills the dark arena and a spotlight shines at the top of the ramp, all when SinÃ©ad O'Connor & The Chieftains - The Foggy Dew plays throughout the arena. From the back, arms out and swinging cockily comes walking the Irish God, Lugus Cuhullin. He stops atop the ramp with his hands by his side and face looking to the ground and he raises his fists slowly making an X above his head. The Irish God slams his fists down and fireworks shoot from the ramp and lights flash green as The Irish God does quick shadowboxing with each strike fireworks shooting from the stage. He looks to the ring with his cocky smile.) JR-Here comes the new comer. King-He’s going to have quite the challenge here. Kris Gaffney-We’ll see what he does. (Animal sounds echo the arena when the lights go black. The lights turn on green and an image of a giant alligator moves up the ramp, when it gets to the top it bites down, fireworks shoot from the sage and from up in the rafters comes sliding Aari Maxwell comes sliding down. Once close enough he unclips himself, lands in the ring, rolls, jumps up ontop of the ring post and shouts "CRIKEY!" To the fans with his arms out. He jumps, springs off of the rope and does a backflip landing on his feet. Aari "The Zoo Keeper, slides into his corner, bends down wrapping his arms around the ropes with his back on the post smiling as he waits for the match to begin.) JR-Aari Maxwell is probably looking forward to this match. King-I’m not sure what animal he is. Kris Gaffney-I’m sure we’ll find out at some point. [Lugus Cuhullin stands in the middle of the ring. Aari Maxwell yells Crikey. Lugus goes for a clothesline as Aari Maxwell goes for a fist to the face, and he jumps on on the second rope. He spring boards off of the second rope. He goes for a flying kick to the side of the head. Lugus is able to duck under, and he waits for Aari Maxwell to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, he kicsk him in the gut, and he goes behind Aari Maxwell. He goes for a german suplex. But Aari Maxwell is able to rotate enough to land on his feet. Lugus Cuhullin turns around and Aari Maxwell connects with a running ezurguri to the side of the head. He is dazed, and he stumbles around, and he gets hooked with a vertical suplex. He connects with a vertical suplex, and Aari Maxwell nips up, and he goes over to where Lugus is and he connects with a elbow drop to the downed Lugus Cuhullin. He goes into the cover on Lugus. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2…KICK OUT by Lugus Cuhullin. Aari Maxwell gets up to his feet. Lugus Cuhullin staggers backwards, and he pulls himself up with the help of the ropes. Aari Maxwell runs towards him, hits a few knife edge chops to the chest that connects in the corner. Aari Maxwell brings him out of the corner, and he whips him to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. Aari Maxwell connects with a flying back elbow that puts him down on the mat.] JR-The champion is coming out of the gates strong. King-He probably knows not to drop his guard. Kris Gaffney-Was Lugus animal a possum? That might piss him off! [Aari Maxwell waits for Lugus Cuhullin to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, he goes for a kick to the head. Lugus is able to duck under it easily, and he throws him over the top of his head for a t-bone suplex. Aari Maxwell hits into the mat hard. Both wrestlers are down on the mat. Slowly both wrestlers are slow to get up to their feet. Aari Maxwell counters this ressurgance with a kick to the head. Lugus Cuhullin stumbles backwards in pain, and Aari Maxwell runs at Lugus, but it’s countered with him hitting a hot shot that sends him flying through the air, and he crashes into the top rope. Lugus Cuhullin is able to hooks Aari Maxwell, and he drops him with a belly to belly suplex. Lugus Cuhullin goes into the cover on Aari Maxwell. The ref goes into position to make the ocunt. The ref counts 1………..2…KICK OUT by Aari Maxwell. Lugus Cuhullis puts him into a seated position, and he puts him into a chin lock. Aari Maxwell fights up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. He hits a elbow into the gut, but Lugus Cuhullin is able to stop the momentum by grabbing his hair, and bringing him down on the mat.] JR-The challenger stopped the momentum of the champion. King-It might be only a matter of time. [Lugus picks up Aari Maxwell by the hair, and he lifts him over his shoulder, but before he can do anything. Aari Maxwell counters with a diving DDT putting down Lugus. Aari Maxwell climbs up to the top rope, and he jumps off of the top rope, and he connects with My Kingdom on Lugus. Aari Maxwell goes into the cover on Lugus. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2………..3!!] JR-Aari Maxwell counters, and gets the victory. King-I guess Lugus didn’t see that one coming. (“Syd Khatru’s theme” blasts on the PA system. Syd Khatru walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-This is our first look at Syd Khatru. King-He sure wants to shut up Connor Wicklow. Kris Gaffney-I think he got beaten to the punch. Connor enters to "Ready or not" by the Fugees, accompanied by his manager Vance Vega. JR-Connor Wicklow has talked big. King-We’ll see if he can back it up. [Connor Wicklow and Syd Khatru stand in the middle of the ring. Connor Wicklow pushes him backwards. Connor Wicklow attempts to attack him, But Syd Khatru is able ot counter with a side step, and he throws him into the corner. Syd Khatru hits a few hard fists to the top of the head. He brings Connor Wicklow out of the corner, and he attempts to whip him out of the ropes. Connor Wicklow reverses the whip. Syd Khatru bounces off of the orpes. Connor Wickow lowers his head, and it’s countered with a kick to the head. This dazes Connor Wicklow. Syd Khatru hooks him, and he throws him with a t-bone suplex that connects. Connor Wicklow hits hard into the mat. He is slow to get upt o his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Connor Wicklow gets up to his feet Syd Khatru hits a kick to the gut that doubles over Connor Wicklow, he hooks him into a vertical suplex. He lifts him up, but Connor Wicklow is able to shift his weight, and he lands on his feet. Connor Wicklow gets hit with a back eblow to the head, and then another one, and then another one. This turns around Connor Wickow. Syd Khatru hooks him, and he drops him with a Dukkah. Syd Khatru throws an arm over Connor Wicklow into a pin. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2….KICK OUT by Connor Wicklow.] JR-The veteran Connor Wicklow kicks out. King-That’s why this match isn’t exactly your ideal match. Kris Gaffney-We’ll see how he reacts to this, some new comers can’t deal with situations such as this. [Connor Wicklow gets up to his feet, he picks him up, and he drops him with a body slam. Khatru goes for a Samara combo, but the first one Connor Wicklow moves out of the way. He hits hard into the mat. Syd Khatru is hurting holding his elbow. Connor Wiclow hooks him, and he connects with a 3.0 back breaker. Syd Khatru falls down on the mat. Connor Wicklow takes a few moments to rest up, and he gets up in the corner. Conner Wicklow connects with a running clothesline in the corner. Connor Wicklow takes a few moments to let it sink in, plus he is trying to rest up. Connor Wicklow turns around, and he connects with a bulldog out of the corner.] JR-Connor Wicklow has turned this match around. Kris Gaffney-We’ll see if he can do something with it. [Connor Wicklow picks up Syd Khatru, Syd hits a kick, and a DDT. Connor Wicklow bounces up, and Syd gets up to his feet. He sets him up, and he drops Connor Wicklow for a Tiger Driver 91’. Syd goes into the cover on Wicklow. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2……….3!!] JR-Syd found an opening, and got the win. Kris Gaffney-Things aren’t going how Connor expected thus far. (“Game on” blasts on the PA system. Tony Ikeda walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-This is the battle of the Bad Boy’s King-You mean BADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD BOY!! Kris Gaffney-vomits Lights in the arena go dark. when the lights come back on LA J is in the center ring with a spot light on her. As Amazing starts playing The Arena flashes black and white lights and Bad Boy appears at the top of the ramp. As he walks down the ramp the ring post have black and white smoke. As he gets to the ring he jumps into the ring lifting LA J and sits her outside the ring and climbs the rope to a corner and sits until his opponent hits the ring. JR-Primetime’s a tough opponent, he’s proven that in the EMF. King-LA J has my jealousy. [Tony Ikeda and “Primetime” Bad Boy stand in the middle of the ring. They argue who is the real Bad Boy. This doesn’t please either one of them, so they go for a fist to the face, Tony Ikeda is the first to duck under, and he hits a few fists to the face that knocks him backwards. He tries to whip him to the ropes, but it’s reversed by “Primetime’ Bad Boy. He bounces off of the ropes. “Primetime’ Bad Boy lowers his head, but it’s countered by Tony Ikeda who drives him into the mat. He waits for him to get up to his feet, and once he get sup to his feet. He kicks him in the gut, and he hooks him for a double under hook back breaker. “Primetime” Bad Boy is in a lot of pain, he crawls into the corner, and he goes into the corner. Tony Ikeda measures up “Primtetime Bad Boy pulls himself up to his feet in the corner, and Tony Ikeda runs, and he connects with a splash in the corner. “Primetime” Bad Boy stumbles out of the corner. He hooks him, and he drops him with the full nelson slam!!] JR-I’m not sure why Tony didn’t go for the suplex. King-Not the right time? Kris Gaffney-No time for Prime? [“Primetime” Bad Boy gets up to his feet staggers up to his feet. Tony Ikeda tries to pick him up in a body slam. Primetime struggles, and he falls out of the back. “Primetime’ Bad Boy hits a step up ezuguri to the side of the head of Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda stumbles backwards. He kicks him in the gut, and he plants him down on the mat with a DDT.] JR-Primetime might have gotten into this match. King-Tony’s old…just need to remind everyone. Kris Gaffney-thanks for that… [“Primetime” is slow to get up to his feet. “Primetime” kicks Tony Ikeda in the gut. Tony Ikeda hooks “Primetime”, he connects with a full nelson suplex on “Primetime”. Tony Ikeda goes into the cover on “Primetime”. The ref goes into position. The ref counts 1…………..2………….3!!] JR-Tony Ikeda wins this match. “Jane” by Jefferson Starship plays over the arenas loudspeakers as Orange Cassidy appears from behind the curtain, slowly making his way to the ring while chewing gum. He limply puts his wrist out for fans to tap, his own way of giving a high-five. Swamp Monster steps out behind him, taking slow, lumbering steps straight to ringside. JR-Here comes Orange Cassidy. King-I’m surprised he has enough energy to get down to the ring. Kris Gaffney-Truly an iron man. (“Halloween theme” blasts on the PA system as the lights turn off. Michael Myers walks out, as fire pyrotechnics blasts off behind him, he enters the ring.) King-Alycia Irvine probably is the president of this guy’s fan club JR-I thought that she already had one for Cyrus Black? Kris Gaffney-That couldn’t have been great… [Orange Cassidy stands in the ring, he goes up to Michael Myers, and he kicks him in the shin. Michael Myers doesn’t know what to make of this, He picks up Orange Cassidy, he spins him around, but Orange Cassidy somehow connects with a DDT. This spikes Michael Myers on his head. But he bounces right back up only have been stunned a bit. He doesn’t look pleased, he runs at Orange Cassidy in the corner. Orange Cassidy falls down, Michael Myers hits into the corner. Orange Cassidy pulls himself up to the second turnbuckle, and he hurls himself in a I don’t care press. This causes Orange Cassidy into a pinning combination. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2…KICK OUT with authority by Michael Myers. Michael Myers gets up to his feet, and he doesn’t look pleased at all. Orange Cassidy lazily falls out of the ring, and Michael Myers goes over to the apron. Orange Cassidy connects with a bicycle kick to the side of the head.] JR-I’m not sure if this is on purpose. King-It’s not. Kris Gaffney-And Orange Cassidy doesn’t care it’s not. [Orange Cassidy climbs up to the otp rope, and he jumps off of the top rope, but Michael Myers this time is able to catch him, and he drops him with a rib breaker.Michael Myers throws him down on the mat. Michael Myers frustrated paces around the ring. Orange Cassidy soon gets up to his feet, and gets dropped by a hard fist by Michael Myers. Orange Cassidy falls against the ropes. Michael Myers whips him to the ropes, he bounces off of the orpes. Michael Myers throws him up in the air, and he goes flying. He crashes down hard into the mat.Michael Myers waits for Orange Cassidy to get up to his feet. Orange Cassidy gets up to his feet. Michael Myers grabs his arm, and he brings him towards him, and he hits a short arm clothesline that makes Orangeg Cassidy do a complete flip. He hits hard into the mat. Orange Cassidy is slow to get up as he is clearly hurting, and Michael Myers picks him up, and he drops him with a side walk slam!! Michael Myers goes into the cover on Orange Cassidy. The ref counts 1…………the ref notices that Orange Cassidy’s leg was under the ropes.] JR-I’m not sure if Orange Cassidy did that on purpose or not. King-I vote no! Kris Gaffney-He definitely didn’t care there either! King-I wished we could ask the Swamp Monster his opinion, but no way the censors would allow him on. Kris Gaffney-What a rebel. [Michael Myers picks up Orange Cassidy, Orange Cassidy hooks Michael Myers for the Mouse Trap. The ref counts 1………….2………….3!!] JR-Michael Myers let his guard down. King-Guess Orange Cassidy laziness knows no bounds that it’ll effect monsters too. (“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage with his web camera. He steps inside of the ring.) JR-This should be a very interesting match. King-Maybe is Rob Lawson, he can force Zack to tell us where he puts all that footage. Kris Gaffney- I doubt it. “Rambo” Rob Lawson walks out on the stage. He is wearing wearing camo cargo shorts and army green boots. He stares down his opponent. He walks up the steps, and climbs up to the top rope, waiting for the bell to ring.) JR- Rob Lawson is going to be a difficult opponent to defeat. King-That’s for sure. [Zack Ryder ducks under a fist by “Rambo” Rob Lawson, and he connects with a few fists to the face of Rob Lawson. Rob Lawson stumbles backwards, and he attempts to whip him to the ropes. But he reverses the whip. He bounces off of the ropes, and he jumps in the air, and he connects with a flying orearm shot to the face that puts him down on the mat. He waits for Rob Lawson to get up to his feet. “Rambo” Rob Lawson goes for a fist to the face, Zack Ryder ducks under a fist, he lifts him up, and he drops him with a belly to back suplex that puts down “Rambo” Rob Lawson. Zack Ryder gets up to his feet, and he hits a few stomps on the downed “Rambo” Rob Lawson, and he picks him up by his hair, and he drives him into the corner. He connects with a few shoulder blocks into the corner. He tries to whip him to the other side of the ring. But it’s reversed. Zack Ryder crashes hard into the corner. “Rambo” Rob Lawson runs towards the corner, but Zack Ryder is able to counter with a boot to the face. This dazes him, and he pulls himself up to the second rope. He waits for “Rambo” Rob Lawson to get to where he wants, he hooks him, and he drops him with a tornado DDT that puts him down on the mat. Zack Ryder goes into the cover on Rambo. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………….2…………..KICK OUT by “Rambo” Rob Lawson!! Zack Ryder backs up and considers his next move.] JR-Zack Ryder seems to have a plan. King-I somehow doubt that. [Zack Ryder backs up, and signals for the Rough Ryder. Rambo gets up, Zack Ryder goes for the Rough Ryder. Rob Lawson blocks it, and he connects with a stacked power bomb pinnign combination. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……….2…KICK OUT by Zack Ryder. Zack Ryder attempts to get up to his feet. Rob Lawson runs towards him, and he connects with a running DDT that plants him down into the mat. Both wrestlers are down on the mat.] JR-Zack Ryder had control, but seems Rob Lawson changed the momentum of this match. King-That’s…actually within the law. Kris Gaffney-Someone needs to follow the law. [Zack Ryder gets picked up, and he gets whipped to the ropes. Rob Lawson goes for the Lawbreaker. Ryder ducks under. Rob turns around. Ryder connects with the Rough Ryder. Zack Ryder goes into the cover on Rob Lawson. The ref counts 1………….2…………3!!] JR-Zack Ryder wins this match. King-That’s definitely against the law. (“Ultimate Countdown” blasts on the PA system. He does the “yes” taunts down to the ring side. Daniel Bryan walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-This should be a great contest. King-It didn’t work out last week for Daniel Bryan. Kris Gaffney-Probably because he pissed off Aari. (“X is gonna give it to you” blasts on the PA system. Wade Wilson walks out on the stage very, very slowly. He steps inside of the ring.) JR-Wade Wilson has held the Extreme Championship for over a year. King-He’s clearly a TwilighT rip off. Kris Gaffney-I always thought so…just I didn’t want to say anything [Daniel Bryan starts the “YES” chants, but Wade Wilson doesn’t approve at this at all, and he hits a hard fist to the face that knocks down with a hard fist to the face. Daniel Bryan gets up to his feet dazed, he tries to throw a kick, but Wade Wilson is able to counter with a dragon leg whip. Wade Wilson waits for Daniel Bryan to get up to his feet, and Wade Wilson whips him to the ropes. Daniel Bryan bounces off of the ropes. Wade Wilson jumps in the air, and he goes for a cross body block, but it’s caught by Wade Wilson. He holds him for a few moments, and he connects on a fall away slam that sends Daniel Bryan flying, and he crashes down on the mat. He waits for the Daniel Bryan, but he rolls under the ropes. Wade Wilson runs at Daniel Bryan, and he connects with a baseball slide that makes him fall out of the ring. Wade Wilson slides out of the ring, and he looks under the ring, and he grabs a baking sheet. He goes over to Daneil Bryan, and he dents his head into it. Daniel Bryan goes down in a heap. Wade Wislon grabs Daniel Bryan by the hair, and he throws him into the crowd, and he hooks him, and he dorps him with a elevated swinging neck breaker off the barricade. Daniel Bryan is hurting downon the mat. Wade Wilson grabs Daniel Bryan, and he throws him into the ring. Wade Wilson goes into the ring, and goes into the cover on Daniel Bryan. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2……..KICK OUT by Daniel Bryan!!] JR-Almost three there. King-Wade Wilson is showing us why he’s the extreme champion. Kris Gaffney-Always a good thing for a champion…rather forgetting why their champion. [Wade Wilson waits for Daniel Bryan to get up to his feet. Daniel Bryan gets kicked in the gut, and Wade Wilson attempts to go for the Dead Pool. But Daniel Bryan spins out of it, and he tries to lock on an arm bar to drive him down into the mat. Wade Wilson blocks it, and he throws him off, and he goes flying. Wade Wilson runs, and he goes for a splash, but Daniel Bryan ducks under, and Wade Wilson hits hard into the corner face first. Wade Wilson stumbles backwards, and he hooks him. He connects with a release german suplex that sends him flying through the air, and he crashes down on the mat. He slowly gets up to his feet. He connects with a few forearm shots to the face that knocks him backwards, and he tries to whip him ot the ropes. But it’s reversed by Wade Wilson. He bounces off of the ropes, he comes off of the ropes. Daniel Bryan jumps in the air, and he connects with a flying clothesline that connects on Wade Wilson. Daniel Bryan waits for Wade to get up to his feet, he sets him up, and he connects with a catapault that sends him flying towards the ropes. He connects to the corner face first. Daniel Bryan runs, and he connects with a flying splash in the corner.] JR-Daniel Bryan with the splash in the corner. King-Did I leave on Wade’s stove? Kris Gaffney-I’m always wondering that. [Daniel Bryan waits for Wade Wilson. Wade Wilson stumbles out of the corner. Daniel Bryan goes for a kick to the head. Wade Wilson ducks under. Wade Wilson kicks Daniel Bryan in the gut, and he doubles over. Wade hooks Bryan for the Dead Pool. Daniel Bryan spins out of it. He tries to take down Wade Wilson with an arm bar. Wade Wilson is able to block it. Daniel Bryan tries to go to the other arm. Wade spins out of it. Wade goes for a clothesline. Daniel Bryan ducks under. Wade turns around, right into the running knee!! Daniel Bryan falls into the cover on Wade Wilson. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2…………..3!!] JR-Daniel Bryan strikes, and scores which has to be an upset!! King-It’s you who’s upset…upset your mind! Kris Gaffney-…….. (“That’s entertainment” blasts on the PA system as Logan Riley walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Logan Riley is attempting to regain the IC championship. King-Only if GoD says he can. Kris Gaffney-Pretty certain the Melon Club are not fans of you trying to change that. King-Sorry, I figured I would give it a try. [“Alien Angel” begins playing through the loudspeakers. Instead of the usual pomp and circumstance, however, Tre Misanthrope walks out to the ring, the Intercontinental Title slung over his right shoulder while the Extreme Championship dangled from his right hand. With a smile exuding cockiness, Tre begins his slow descent to the ring, soaking in the boos from the crowd.] JR-Tre and Logan have had battles. King-Let’s just hope that he doesn’t battle Logan for a sandwich. Kris Gaffney-Or which way to turn. [Logan Riley and Tre Misanthrope pace around the ring. Tre Misanthrope ducks under a fist by Logan Riley. Logan Riley turns around as Tre Misanthrope bounces off of the ropes. Tre Misnathrope ducks under a clothesline by Logan Riley. Tre Misanthrope bounces off of the ropes. But as he bounces off of the other side of the ring. Logan Riley takes him down with a hard shoulder block. Tre Misanthrope hits the mat, and he slowly gets up to his feet. Logan waits for Tre Misanthrope gets hit with a few straight shots to the face of Tre Misanthrope. Tre Misanthrope falls into the corner. Logan Riley hits a few more fists to the face. He brings out Tre Misanthrope out of the corner. Logan Riley attempts to whip Tre Misanthrope to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Tre Misanthrope. Logan Riley bounces off of the ropes. Logan Riley ducks an attack by Tre Misanthrope. Logan Riley hooks him for a half nelson, and takes him over with a half nelson suplex that makes Tre Misanthrope land on his upper shoulders. Tre Misanthrope through the momentum rolls under the ring. Tre Misanthrope is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Logan Riley hooks him, and he hip toss him over the top rope, and he hits into the mat. Slowly Tre Misanthrope gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Logan Riley picks him up, and he drops him with a back breaker. Tre Misanthrope rolls out of the ring. Logan Riley follows him, and he grabs a sign, and he smashes it over the head of Tre Misanthrope. Logan Riley goes into the cover on Tre Misanthrope. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2………….KICK OUT by Tre Misanthrope. Logan Riley yells for a better count. He gets up, and drops a few stomps on the downed Tre Misanthrope. Logan Riley backs off, and waits for Tre to get up to his feet. He grabs Tre Misanthrope, and he throws him into the ring. He throws a chair into the ring] JR-Logan might be getting frustrated. King-and fat? Kris Gaffney-Thanks Scott Steiner. [Logan Riley waits for Tre Misanthrope to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, he picks him up with a body slam. Tre Misanthrope is set up for the next move. He climbs up to the second rope. He measures up, and he jumps off for a senton splash, but he moves out of the way. He crashes down into the mat. Logan Riley stunned gets up to his knee’s. Tre Misanthrope quickly hits a snap DDT that puts down Logan Riley. Logan Riley hits into the mat. Tre Misnathrope takes a few moments to rest up, and Logan Riley rolls towards the corner. He runs towards Logan Riley, he jumps in the air, and he connects with a splash in the corner. Logan Riley stumbles out of the corner. Tre Misanthrope comes off of the ropes behind Logan Riley, and he connects with a one handed face crusher!! Logan Riley bounces up, but clearly he’s dazed on his feet. Tre Misanthrope hooks him, and he drops him with a reverse neck breaker. Tre Misanthrope goes into the cover on Lgoan Riley. The ref goes into position to make the count.T he ref counts 1…………….2…KICK OUT by Logan Riley. Tre Misanthrope looks frustrated, but then he drops an elbow drop to the downed Logan Riley. Logan Riley attempts to crawl towards the corner. Tre Misanthrope hits a knee to the face in the corner of the seated Logan Riley. Then another one, then he puts a knee to the throat. The ref counts to four, and Tre Misanthrope backs out of the corner as the ref is warning him, and he goes back on the attack] JR-The IC champion has taken over this match. Kris Gaffney-Shouldn’t be surprising, Logan enjoy’s turning left. King-Oh wait…he’s turning left JR! [Logan Riley gets pulled up, and he gets picked up, and he picks him up. He hits a few fists to the face. He tries to whip him ot the other side. He crashes down on the corner. Tre runs, and he goes for a splash, but he moves out of the way. He crashes hard into the corner. He stumbles out of the corner. Logan Riley connects with a glancing Final Cut. Tre falls against the ropes. He staggers back, this time with the chair that Logan had brought into the ring. Logan Riley hits another Final Cut into the chair that hits Tre. Tre goes down on the mat. Logan Riley goes into the cover on Tre Misanthrope. The ref counts 1…………..2…………3!!] JR-Logan Riley avoided, and he was able to score with the Final Cut!! King-Also he’s FAT! ("Lovefurypassionenergy" plays over the PA System and out comes Amy Dumas ahead of her Bra and Panties match. John Cena accompanies her to the ring.) JR: Amy probably thought she was long done with these kind of matches.... but I guess not... King: According to Velvet Sky, she should be. Kris: Well, we're glad she's not in charge! ("Angel on my Shoulder" plays next and out comes Velvet Sky. She is accompanied by Kelly Kelly, Lana, Stacy Hancock and of course, Laura Cena. They perform their Beautiful People entrance. Everyone except Velvet is dressed in pink.) JR: Velvet Sky recently defeated Amy for the title on the grandest stage of them all... King: And what a great day that was! We finally had a beautiful champion again! Kris: Didn't last long though.... (The bell rings and the match is underway. Amy charges straight at Velvet and hits a hard clothesline that nearly takes her head off. She waits for Velvet to get up, and then hits another. And then a third. Amy goes down and starts to rain down with fists to the face of Velvet. The referee tries to get involved but can't really do much. In the end Velvet is able to block one fist and push Amy away, giving her just enough time to jump to her feet. Amy charges at her again, but Velvet catches her and hits a quick suplex. Velvet gets to her feet, feeling her face which is seemingly hurt from those hard shots. As Amy gets to her feet and turns around, Velvet kicks her in the midsection and hits a big DDT. She then grabs hold of Amy's skirt, to cheers from the crowd, and then looks disgusted, like she doesn't want to do it. The hesitation lets Amy kick Velvet away and jump to her feet. Velvet runs at her again but Amy grabs her and whips her into the turnbuckle. As Velvet stumbles out of the corner, Amy hits a snapmere, taking her down. She then climbs up to the top rope. Velvet is already making it to her feet so Amy waits and then jumps and hits a hurricanrana, sending Velvet flying across the ring.) JR: No love lost between these two.... King: It must be weird for John Cena.... two women he's loved going at it, and Laura Cena is on the other team.... Kris: I'm sure he's been in worse situations. (Velvet gets back to her feet and Amy runs at her. This time, Velvet has the clothesline scouted, and ducks underneath it. Amy turns and Velvet kicks her in the midsection and then hits a big suplex. Velvet goes over and hits a few stomps on Amy and then grabs hold of her skirt again. She begins to pull it down, and the crowd cheer as Amy's black thong comes into view. Velvet pretends to throw up, and Amy kicks her away, but then she stumbles as she tries to get up due to her skirt being around her knees. This gives Velvet the opening to driver her down with another DDT, before completing the job and removing Amy's skirt. Velvet shakes her head, and points at Amy's ass and yells over at Cena "REALLY? THAT'S THE BEST YOU CAN DO!" Amy springs up to her feet and her and Velvet begin trading blows. Amy gets the better of the exchange, kicks Velvet in the midsection and then nails her with the Whiplash DDT! Amy grabs hold of Velvet's shorts, pulling them off to reveal her green thong. Velvet immediate starts to shriek and kick Amy away. She gets up, trying to cover her ass with her hands. Amy runs at her, and goes for another clothesline, but Velvet is still able to duck out the way despite her embarrassment. She gets behind Amy and, out of nowhere, connects with the Beauty Mark! She starts yelling at her, but then she notices something outside the ring.) JR: What's going on..... King: I have no idea.... you think I'm watching outside the ring when there's two thongs on display! Kris: This doesn't look good.... King: Yes.... yes it does! (Outside the ring, the Beautiful People have got together, and look deeply concerned. The camera pans round to them and we can hear their conversation....) Kelly Kelly: She's NOT WEARING PINK! You girls know the rules! Laura: Calm down Kelly.... she's our leader.... she wouldn't break the rules.... Lana: It sure looks like she has..... Laura: Maybe it's... she's.... she's wearing a pink bra! Yes... that must be it! Stacy: Pink and Green?! Are you for real? That's a bigger crime than not wearing pink! Kelly Kelly: She's right..... one way or another, she's broken the rules. Come on girls.... she's not one of us anymore.... (The Beautiful People head up the ramp, looking sad and disappointed. Velvet is shrieking at them, calling them bitches and telling them to come back. Laura turns back towards her and looks heartbroken, but simply says "You knew the rules...." and joins the other girls. Velvet has exited the ring and got onto the apron during all this. Amy has recovered in the ring and runs and hits Velvet hard, sending her flying. She flies right into the arms of John Cena, who is the only person left at ringside. Instinctively, he catches her. Velvet smiles up at him, and seems to be encouraging him to do something. When he resists, she tries to kiss him. Cena holds her away from him, and quickly rolls her back into the ring, resisting the temptation to do anything despite her being in a thong. Velvet climbs to her feet, but Amy is waiting for her, and plants her down with the whiplash DDT! Amy climbs to the top rope, and leaps off, hitting the Lita-sault before removing Velvet's top to win the match! She kicks Velvet out of the ring as the bell goes and the referee raises her arm.) JR: The BP seem to have exiled Velvet... and she's lost the match as a result... King: Guess she was wrong.... I guess Cena could resist touching her ass.... I wonder what MDK would make of that... Kris: He's still going home with Amy..... so he's still better than you! (Cena slides into the ring, and takes Amy in his arms. Velvet sits up outside the ring just in time to see Cena jokingly grab Amy's ass, and Amy playfully push him away. Amy goes to exit the ring but Cena pulls her back, and calls for a microphone. Amy looks confused, and Velvet is still there looking unhappy, as Cena speaks.) Cena: John Cena prefers blondes, apparently. I'll admit there was a blonde out here that I do love more than anything.... but she appears to have ditched your ass Velvet. Such a shame because really, she was starting to make you relevant again, but there we go. Maybe now... she'll realise who her real mother figure should be. Maybe she won't, but I can only hope. There is something I can do to try and help that though.... and it's something I should have done a long time ago.... and I thank you Velvet for pointing it out. Without you... who knows how long this would have taken me. I mean... I'm sure this is how every girl imagines this moment in her life. Wearing a thong in front of thousands of people while your boyfriend's ex-girlfriend is standing there almost naked and screaming. What could be better? But.... here we go.... (John Cena gets down on one knee, and pulls out a ring, to a strong mix of cheering and booing from the crowd.) Cena: Amy Dumas.... will you marry me.... again? (Amy laugh's for a moment,looking down at the fact that yes, her thong is revealed. Suddenly for some reason Nikki Bella jumps in the ring, and yells "YES!". Cena and Amy look at her like she's crazy.) .::Nikki Bella::.-Oh...I was just watching, and thought he was talking to me.....not that I care...or anything... (Nikki allows herself to be set up for the reverse of fate by Amy. Amy shrugs her shoulders, and she hits the reverse of fates on Nikki. Amy goes back to Cena. She smiles, and gives a nods as a confirmation of a "yes". Cena stands up to put the ring on Amy's finger. She holds her hand up, and Cena takes it and guides her to point it straight at Velvet, who is shrieking at ringside and has seemingly forgotten she's been stripped down. Cena then helps Amy out of the ring and then proceeds to scoop her into his arms and carry her straight past Velvet up the ramp. They disappear behind the curtain as we go to a hype package for the main event.) We hear the gentle sounds of a music box eerily creep throughout the arena growing more ominous, as Lux Aeterna Tenebrosi Stellata plays. Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen…. Brace yourselves! Smoke crawls across the canvas surrounding everyone in the ring, at ringside and the front row of the audience. Grace walks out into the middle of the stage smiling ear to ear as the arena lights flicker again, through the strobe we see The Wretched Nobody appear from nowhere. Ring Announcer: Making her way down the aisle the lovely, and loathsome Morose Rose - Miss Macabre, herself, Grace Brutal! Her Dark Star hails from The Danvers State Lunatic Asylum, Salem Massachusetts and at Six Foot Eleven inches tall – at Four Hundred and Twenty Pounds he is… a Two Time EMF Heavyweight Champion of the Woooooorld! THE WRETCHED NOBODY! Nobody slithers under the bottom rope, and slides back sitting in the corner. Nobody reaches for the top rope and pulls himself back to his feet. He rolls his neck and glares hard at the floor as he rocks from side to side in his corner. JR-Wretched Nobody last month lost the world championship. King-So was the Melon Gods plan. Kris Gaffney-Wonder what it is now? King-For sure it has something to do with Ashley Irvine yelling “WATERMELON!!” (“The Duck song” blasts on the PA system. Walter Melon walks out to the stage, and he steps inside of the hell in a cell.) JR-These two have had many great matches. King-Walter is one of the few to have more than one win. Kris Gaffney-I’m sure he is hoping he can do it again. [The Wretched Nobody and Walter Melon step inside of the middle of the ring. He pushes him towards the corner, and Walter Melon throws him backwards. He hits into the corner. The Wretched Nobody goes for a fist to the face of Walter Melon. Walter Melon ducks under, and he runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Wretched Nobody throws Walter Melon through the air, and he crashes down on the mat. He hits hard into the mat. He slowly gets up to his feet. Walter Melon throws him hard into the corner, and he hits a few body shots to the body. He brings him out of the corner, and he connects with a hard fist to the face that knocks down Walter Melon. Walter Melon gets up to his feet, and once he gets up. He picks him up, and he goes into the corner, and he runs out of the corner. But Walter Melon is able to side out of the back. He is on the top rope. Walter Melon jumps off, but The Wretched Nobody is able to counter with a hard upper cut. Walter Melon goes down on the mat. The Wretched Nobody waits for Walter Melon, he grabs him by the throat, and he lifts him up, and he drops him with a choke slam back breaker!! The Wretched Nobody goes into the cover on Walter Melon. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2………KICK OUT by Walter Melon!!] JR-Almost three there. King-The former world champion almost became the champion once again. Kris Gaffney-The Melon gods couldn’t have been pleased with that. King-They would either way. [The Wretched Nobody goes into the corner, and he motions for Walter Melon to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. The Wretched Nobody goes for the trephination. Walter Melon ducks under, and the Wretched Nobody turns otwards Walter Melon. Walter Melon hits a drop kick. The Wretched Nobody stumbles backward. Walter Melon connects with a clothesline that takes him and Wretch out of the ring. Walter Melon grabs The Wretched Nobody, and he smashes him towards the side of the cell, and he smashes his head. Walter Melon throws Wretched Nobody into the ring. Walter Melon looks for something to attack Wretch with. Ashley Irvine hanging upside down on the cage side yells “WATERMELON!!!” Walter Melon shakes his head, and continues He grabs a trash can, he throws it into the ring. Walter slides into the ring. He waits for Wretch to get where he wants. Walter Melon jumps up, and he connects with a jumping reverse face buster that drives the Wretched Nobody’s face into the mat right into the trash can crushing it!! The Wretched Nobody staggers up dazed. Walter Melon kicks him in the gut, and he runs towards the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. He hooks him, and he drops him with a swinging neck breaker. Walter Melon goes into the cover on The Wretched Nobody. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……….2….KICK OUT by The Wretched Nobody. Walter Melon takes a few moments to rest up, and the Wretched Nobody pushes him towards the ropes. He stumbles backwards. He hooks the ropes. The Wretched Nobody runs towards him, and Walter Melon connects with a drop toe hold that sends him into the second rope. Walter Melon goes over to the ropes, he sling shots himself over the top rope, and he connects with a guillotine leg drop over the top rope. The Wretched Nobody falls towards the center of the ring. Walter Melon climbs up to the top rope, and he waits for the Wretched Nobody to get where he wants him.] JR-Walter Melon is taking a chance. Kris Gaffney-You think this is wise? It doesn’t feel like his sort of thing to do. King-If the Melon Gods say it is, it is Kris Gaffney-Right… [He jumps off of the top rope, and he goes for a cross body block. The Wretched Nobody ducks under. Walter Melon stumbles up, and the Wretched Nobody connects with the trephination!! Walter Melon goes down on the mat. The Wretched Nobody goes into the cover on Walter Melon. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2…………3!!] JR-Walter Melon made a mistake there, and Wretched Nobody was able to recover the world championship. King-Guess the Melon Gods are GoD fans too. (Wretched Nobody holds up the World Championship. He breaks the entire cell door with his bare hands as Return of an Era goes off the air.)

EMF: Return of an Era

(Copyright information is displayed on the screen. We go into a video of Walter Melon winning the world championship. Then a trail of destruction by the Wretched Nobody which brings us to the rematch. Wretched Nobody and Walter Melon into a hell in a cell. We open up into an introduction screen that welcomes us to Return of an Era. Pyrotechnics blasts off on the stage as the lights are turned off. When they finished, the lights turn on. Fans yell, and hold up their signs, rather than wave them. The camera’s get a few shots of the crowd, sweeping around. They display the location information as JR begins to speak.)

JR-Tonight the EMF has come to you live from Denver, Colorado. Welcome everyone to Return of an Era. Hello, and welcome I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross. I’m joined by Jerry “the King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney. Tonight King we have many great matches, but everyone is talking about that main event.

King-That’s right JR, but then again, maybe their not. If their not, it’s because that’s what the Melon Gods said.

Kris Gaffney-You will never let this go.

King-Only if the Melon Gods tell me to.

JR-Let’s get started…

(The EMF tron lights up with the image taking a nap backstage, dressed like Link.)

…Steve…

…STEVE

…STEVE!

(Steve Walker dressed like Link gets up, and he looks to someone we don’t know.)

.::Era::.-It is I, ERA!! And I have returned!

.::Steve Walker::.-Pretty sure you told me that last year.

.::Era::.-In a years time I shall return again!!

(we go back to ring side.)

King-Totally worth it!

JR-Let’s get started with tonights opening match

(Lights out, crowd waits in anticipation and then erupt in both boos and cheers for The Irish God when green smoke fills the dark arena and a spotlight shines at the top of the ramp, all when SinÃ©ad O'Connor & The Chieftains - The Foggy Dew plays throughout the arena. From the back, arms out and swinging cockily comes walking the Irish God, Lugus Cuhullin. He stops atop the ramp with his hands by his side and face looking to the ground and he raises his fists slowly making an X above his head. The Irish God slams his fists down and fireworks shoot from the ramp and lights flash green as The Irish God does quick shadowboxing with each strike fireworks shooting from the stage. He looks to the ring with his cocky smile.)

JR-Here comes the new comer.

King-He’s going to have quite the challenge here.

Kris Gaffney-We’ll see what he does.

(Animal sounds echo the arena when the lights go black. The lights turn on green and an image of a giant alligator moves up the ramp, when it gets to the top it bites down, fireworks shoot from the sage and from up in the rafters comes sliding Aari Maxwell comes sliding down. Once close enough he unclips himself, lands in the ring, rolls, jumps up ontop of the ring post and shouts "CRIKEY!" To the fans with his arms out. He jumps, springs off of the rope and does a backflip landing on his feet. Aari "The Zoo Keeper, slides into his corner, bends down wrapping his arms around the ropes with his back on the post smiling as he waits for the match to begin.)

JR-Aari Maxwell is probably looking forward to this match.

King-I’m not sure what animal he is.

Kris Gaffney-I’m sure we’ll find out at some point.

[Lugus Cuhullin stands in the middle of the ring. Aari Maxwell yells Crikey. Lugus goes for a clothesline as Aari Maxwell goes for a fist to the face, and he jumps on on the second rope. He spring boards off of the second rope. He goes for a flying kick to the side of the head. Lugus is able to duck under, and he waits for Aari Maxwell to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, he kicsk him in the gut, and he goes behind Aari Maxwell. He goes for a german suplex. But Aari Maxwell is able to rotate enough to land on his feet. Lugus Cuhullin turns around and Aari Maxwell connects with a running ezurguri to the side of the head. He is dazed, and he stumbles around, and he gets hooked with a vertical suplex. He connects with a vertical suplex, and Aari Maxwell nips up, and he goes over to where Lugus is and he connects with a elbow drop to the downed Lugus Cuhullin. He goes into the cover on Lugus. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2…KICK OUT by Lugus Cuhullin. Aari Maxwell gets up to his feet. Lugus Cuhullin staggers backwards, and he pulls himself up with the help of the ropes. Aari Maxwell runs towards him, hits a few knife edge chops to the chest that connects in the corner. Aari Maxwell brings him out of the corner, and he whips him to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. Aari Maxwell connects with a flying back elbow that puts him down on the mat.]

JR-The champion is coming out of the gates strong.

King-He probably knows not to drop his guard.

Kris Gaffney-Was Lugus animal a possum? That might piss him off!

[Aari Maxwell waits for Lugus Cuhullin to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, he goes for a kick to the head. Lugus is able to duck under it easily, and he throws him over the top of his head for a t-bone suplex. Aari Maxwell hits into the mat hard. Both wrestlers are down on the mat. Slowly both wrestlers are slow to get up to their feet. Aari Maxwell counters this ressurgance with a kick to the head. Lugus Cuhullin stumbles backwards in pain, and Aari Maxwell runs at Lugus, but it’s countered with him hitting a hot shot that sends him flying through the air, and he crashes into the top rope. Lugus Cuhullin is able to hooks Aari Maxwell, and he drops him with a belly to belly suplex. Lugus Cuhullin goes into the cover on Aari Maxwell. The ref goes into position to make the ocunt. The ref counts 1………..2…KICK OUT by Aari Maxwell. Lugus Cuhullis puts him into a seated position, and he puts him into a chin lock. Aari Maxwell fights up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. He hits a elbow into the gut, but Lugus Cuhullin is able to stop the momentum by grabbing his hair, and bringing him down on the mat.]

JR-The challenger stopped the momentum of the champion.

King-It might be only a matter of time.

[Lugus picks up Aari Maxwell by the hair, and he lifts him over his shoulder, but before he can do anything. Aari Maxwell counters with a diving DDT putting down Lugus. Aari Maxwell climbs up to the top rope, and he jumps off of the top rope, and he connects with My Kingdom on Lugus. Aari Maxwell goes into the cover on Lugus. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2………..3!!]

JR-Aari Maxwell counters, and gets the victory.

King-I guess Lugus didn’t see that one coming.

(“Syd Khatru’s theme” blasts on the PA system. Syd Khatru walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-This is our first look at Syd Khatru.

King-He sure wants to shut up Connor Wicklow.

Kris Gaffney-I think he got beaten to the punch.

Connor enters to "Ready or not" by the Fugees, accompanied by his manager Vance Vega.

JR-Connor Wicklow has talked big.

King-We’ll see if he can back it up.

[Connor Wicklow and Syd Khatru stand in the middle of the ring. Connor Wicklow pushes him backwards. Connor Wicklow attempts to attack him, But Syd Khatru is able ot counter with a side step, and he throws him into the corner. Syd Khatru hits a few hard fists to the top of the head. He brings Connor Wicklow out of the corner, and he attempts to whip him out of the ropes. Connor Wicklow reverses the whip. Syd Khatru bounces off of the orpes. Connor Wickow lowers his head, and it’s countered with a kick to the head. This dazes Connor Wicklow. Syd Khatru hooks him, and he throws him with a t-bone suplex that connects. Connor Wicklow hits hard into the mat. He is slow to get upt o his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Connor Wicklow gets up to his feet Syd Khatru hits a kick to the gut that doubles over Connor Wicklow, he hooks him into a vertical suplex. He lifts him up, but Connor Wicklow is able to shift his weight, and he lands on his feet. Connor Wicklow gets hit with a back eblow to the head, and then another one, and then another one. This turns around Connor Wickow. Syd Khatru hooks him, and he drops him with a Dukkah. Syd Khatru throws an arm over Connor Wicklow into a pin. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2….KICK OUT by Connor Wicklow.]

JR-The veteran Connor Wicklow kicks out.

King-That’s why this match isn’t exactly your ideal match.

Kris Gaffney-We’ll see how he reacts to this, some new comers can’t deal with situations such as this.

[Connor Wicklow gets up to his feet, he picks him up, and he drops him with a body slam. Khatru goes for a Samara combo, but the first one Connor Wicklow moves out of the way. He hits hard into the mat. Syd Khatru is hurting holding his elbow. Connor Wiclow hooks him, and he connects with a 3.0 back breaker. Syd Khatru falls down on the mat. Connor Wicklow takes a few moments to rest up, and he gets up in the corner. Conner Wicklow connects with a running clothesline in the corner. Connor Wicklow takes a few moments to let it sink in, plus he is trying to rest up. Connor Wicklow turns around, and he connects with a bulldog out of the corner.]

JR-Connor Wicklow has turned this match around.

Kris Gaffney-We’ll see if he can do something with it.

[Connor Wicklow picks up Syd Khatru, Syd hits a kick, and a DDT. Connor Wicklow bounces up, and Syd gets up to his feet. He sets him up, and he drops Connor Wicklow for a Tiger Driver 91’. Syd goes into the cover on Wicklow. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2……….3!!]

JR-Syd found an opening, and got the win.

Kris Gaffney-Things aren’t going how Connor expected thus far.

(“Game on” blasts on the PA system. Tony Ikeda walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-This is the battle of the Bad Boy’s

King-You mean BADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD BOY!!

Kris Gaffney-*vomits*

Lights in the arena go dark. when the lights come back on LA J is in the center ring with a spot light on her. As Amazing starts playing The Arena flashes black and white lights and Bad Boy appears at the top of the ramp. As he walks down the ramp the ring post have black and white smoke. As he gets to the ring he jumps into the ring lifting LA J and sits her outside the ring and climbs the rope to a corner and sits until his opponent hits the ring.

JR-Primetime’s a tough opponent, he’s proven that in the EMF.

King-LA J has my jealousy.

[Tony Ikeda and “Primetime” Bad Boy stand in the middle of the ring. They argue who is the real Bad Boy. This doesn’t please either one of them, so they go for a fist to the face, Tony Ikeda is the first to duck under, and he hits a few fists to the face that knocks him backwards. He tries to whip him to the ropes, but it’s reversed by “Primetime’ Bad Boy. He bounces off of the ropes. “Primetime’ Bad Boy lowers his head, but it’s countered by Tony Ikeda who drives him into the mat. He waits for him to get up to his feet, and once he get sup to his feet. He kicks him in the gut, and he hooks him for a double under hook back breaker. “Primetime” Bad Boy is in a lot of pain, he crawls into the corner, and he goes into the corner. Tony Ikeda measures up “Primtetime Bad Boy pulls himself up to his feet in the corner, and Tony Ikeda runs, and he connects with a splash in the corner. “Primetime” Bad Boy stumbles out of the corner. He hooks him, and he drops him with the full nelson slam!!]

JR-I’m not sure why Tony didn’t go for the suplex.

King-Not the right time?

Kris Gaffney-No time for Prime?

[“Primetime” Bad Boy gets up to his feet staggers up to his feet. Tony Ikeda tries to pick him up in a body slam. Primetime struggles, and he falls out of the back. “Primetime’ Bad Boy hits a step up ezuguri to the side of the head of Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda stumbles backwards. He kicks him in the gut, and he plants him down on the mat with a DDT.]

JR-Primetime might have gotten into this match.

King-Tony’s old…just need to remind everyone.

Kris Gaffney-thanks for that…

[“Primetime” is slow to get up to his feet. “Primetime” kicks Tony Ikeda in the gut. Tony Ikeda hooks “Primetime”, he connects with a full nelson suplex on “Primetime”. Tony Ikeda goes into the cover on “Primetime”. The ref goes into position. The ref counts 1…………..2………….3!!]

JR-Tony Ikeda wins this match.

“Jane” by Jefferson Starship plays over the arenas loudspeakers as Orange Cassidy appears from behind the curtain, slowly making his way to the ring while chewing gum. He limply puts his wrist out for fans to tap, his own way of giving a high-five. Swamp Monster steps out behind him, taking slow, lumbering steps straight to ringside.

JR-Here comes Orange Cassidy.

King-I’m surprised he has enough energy to get down to the ring.

Kris Gaffney-Truly an iron man.

(“Halloween theme” blasts on the PA system as the lights turn off. Michael Myers walks out, as fire pyrotechnics blasts off behind him, he enters the ring.)

King-Alycia Irvine probably is the president of this guy’s fan club

JR-I thought that she already had one for Cyrus Black?

Kris Gaffney-That couldn’t have been great…

[Orange Cassidy stands in the ring, he goes up to Michael Myers, and he kicks him in the shin. Michael Myers doesn’t know what to make of this, He picks up Orange Cassidy, he spins him around, but Orange Cassidy somehow connects with a DDT. This spikes Michael Myers on his head. But he bounces right back up only have been stunned a bit. He doesn’t look pleased, he runs at Orange Cassidy in the corner. Orange Cassidy falls down, Michael Myers hits into the corner. Orange Cassidy pulls himself up to the second turnbuckle, and he hurls himself in a I don’t care press. This causes Orange Cassidy into a pinning combination. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2…KICK OUT with authority by Michael Myers. Michael Myers gets up to his feet, and he doesn’t look pleased at all. Orange Cassidy lazily falls out of the ring, and Michael Myers goes over to the apron. Orange Cassidy connects with a bicycle kick to the side of the head.]

JR-I’m not sure if this is on purpose.

King-It’s not.

Kris Gaffney-And Orange Cassidy doesn’t care it’s not.

[Orange Cassidy climbs up to the otp rope, and he jumps off of the top rope, but Michael Myers this time is able to catch him, and he drops him with a rib breaker.Michael Myers throws him down on the mat. Michael Myers frustrated paces around the ring. Orange Cassidy soon gets up to his feet, and gets dropped by a hard fist by Michael Myers. Orange Cassidy falls against the ropes. Michael Myers whips him to the ropes, he bounces off of the orpes. Michael Myers throws him up in the air, and he goes flying. He crashes down hard into the mat.Michael Myers waits for Orange Cassidy to get up to his feet. Orange Cassidy gets up to his feet. Michael Myers grabs his arm, and he brings him towards him, and he hits a short arm clothesline that makes Orangeg Cassidy do a complete flip. He hits hard into the mat. Orange Cassidy is slow to get up as he is clearly hurting, and Michael Myers picks him up, and he drops him with a side walk slam!! Michael Myers goes into the cover on Orange Cassidy. The ref counts 1…………the ref notices that Orange Cassidy’s leg was under the ropes.]

JR-I’m not sure if Orange Cassidy did that on purpose or not.

King-I vote no!

Kris Gaffney-He definitely didn’t care there either!

King-I wished we could ask the Swamp Monster his opinion, but no way the censors would allow him on.

Kris Gaffney-What a rebel.

[Michael Myers picks up Orange Cassidy, Orange Cassidy hooks Michael Myers for the Mouse Trap. The ref counts 1………….2………….3!!]

JR-Michael Myers let his guard down.

King-Guess Orange Cassidy laziness knows no bounds that it’ll effect monsters too.

(“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage with his web camera. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-This should be a very interesting match.

King-Maybe is Rob Lawson, he can force Zack to tell us where he puts all that footage.

Kris Gaffney- I doubt it.

“Rambo” Rob Lawson walks out on the stage. He is wearing wearing camo cargo shorts and army green boots. He stares down his opponent. He walks up the steps, and climbs up to the top rope, waiting for the bell to ring.)

JR- Rob Lawson is going to be a difficult opponent to defeat.

King-That’s for sure.

[Zack Ryder ducks under a fist by “Rambo” Rob Lawson, and he connects with a few fists to the face of Rob Lawson. Rob Lawson stumbles backwards, and he attempts to whip him to the ropes. But he reverses the whip. He bounces off of the ropes, and he jumps in the air, and he connects with a flying orearm shot to the face that puts him down on the mat. He waits for Rob Lawson to get up to his feet. “Rambo” Rob Lawson goes for a fist to the face, Zack Ryder ducks under a fist, he lifts him up, and he drops him with a belly to back suplex that puts down “Rambo” Rob Lawson. Zack Ryder gets up to his feet, and he hits a few stomps on the downed “Rambo” Rob Lawson, and he picks him up by his hair, and he drives him into the corner. He connects with a few shoulder blocks into the corner. He tries to whip him to the other side of the ring. But it’s reversed. Zack Ryder crashes hard into the corner. “Rambo” Rob Lawson runs towards the corner, but Zack Ryder is able to counter with a boot to the face. This dazes him, and he pulls himself up to the second rope. He waits for “Rambo” Rob Lawson to get to where he wants, he hooks him, and he drops him with a tornado DDT that puts him down on the mat. Zack Ryder goes into the cover on Rambo. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………….2…………..KICK OUT by “Rambo” Rob Lawson!! Zack Ryder backs up and considers his next move.]

JR-Zack Ryder seems to have a plan.

King-I somehow doubt that.

[Zack Ryder backs up, and signals for the Rough Ryder. Rambo gets up, Zack Ryder goes for the Rough Ryder. Rob Lawson blocks it, and he connects with a stacked power bomb pinnign combination. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……….2…KICK OUT by Zack Ryder. Zack Ryder attempts to get up to his feet. Rob Lawson runs towards him, and he connects with a running DDT that plants him down into the mat. Both wrestlers are down on the mat.]

JR-Zack Ryder had control, but seems Rob Lawson changed the momentum of this match.

King-That’s…actually within the law.

Kris Gaffney-Someone needs to follow the law.

[Zack Ryder gets picked up, and he gets whipped to the ropes. Rob Lawson goes for the Lawbreaker. Ryder ducks under. Rob turns around. Ryder connects with the Rough Ryder. Zack Ryder goes into the cover on Rob Lawson. The ref counts 1………….2…………3!!]

JR-Zack Ryder wins this match.

King-That’s definitely against the law.

(“Ultimate Countdown” blasts on the PA system. He does the “yes” taunts down to the ring side. Daniel Bryan walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-This should be a great contest.

King-It didn’t work out last week for Daniel Bryan.

Kris Gaffney-Probably because he pissed off Aari.

(“X is gonna give it to you” blasts on the PA system. Wade Wilson walks out on the stage very, very slowly. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Wade Wilson has held the Extreme Championship for over a year.

King-He’s clearly a TwilighT rip off.

Kris Gaffney-I always thought so…just I didn’t want to say anything

[Daniel Bryan starts the “YES” chants, but Wade Wilson doesn’t approve at this at all, and he hits a hard fist to the face that knocks down with a hard fist to the face. Daniel Bryan gets up to his feet dazed, he tries to throw a kick, but Wade Wilson is able to counter with a dragon leg whip. Wade Wilson waits for Daniel Bryan to get up to his feet, and Wade Wilson whips him to the ropes. Daniel Bryan bounces off of the ropes. Wade Wilson jumps in the air, and he goes for a cross body block, but it’s caught by Wade Wilson. He holds him for a few moments, and he connects on a fall away slam that sends Daniel Bryan flying, and he crashes down on the mat. He waits for the Daniel Bryan, but he rolls under the ropes. Wade Wilson runs at Daniel Bryan, and he connects with a baseball slide that makes him fall out of the ring. Wade Wilson slides out of the ring, and he looks under the ring, and he grabs a baking sheet. He goes over to Daneil Bryan, and he dents his head into it. Daniel Bryan goes down in a heap. Wade Wislon grabs Daniel Bryan by the hair, and he throws him into the crowd, and he hooks him, and he dorps him with a elevated swinging neck breaker off the barricade. Daniel Bryan is hurting downon the mat. Wade Wilson grabs Daniel Bryan, and he throws him into the ring. Wade Wilson goes into the ring, and goes into the cover on Daniel Bryan. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2……..KICK OUT by Daniel Bryan!!]

JR-Almost three there.

King-Wade Wilson is showing us why he’s the extreme champion.

Kris Gaffney-Always a good thing for a champion…rather forgetting why their champion.

[Wade Wilson waits for Daniel Bryan to get up to his feet. Daniel Bryan gets kicked in the gut, and Wade Wilson attempts to go for the Dead Pool. But Daniel Bryan spins out of it, and he tries to lock on an arm bar to drive him down into the mat. Wade Wilson blocks it, and he throws him off, and he goes flying. Wade Wilson runs, and he goes for a splash, but Daniel Bryan ducks under, and Wade Wilson hits hard into the corner face first. Wade Wilson stumbles backwards, and he hooks him. He connects with a release german suplex that sends him flying through the air, and he crashes down on the mat. He slowly gets up to his feet. He connects with a few forearm shots to the face that knocks him backwards, and he tries to whip him ot the ropes. But it’s reversed by Wade Wilson. He bounces off of the ropes, he comes off of the ropes. Daniel Bryan jumps in the air, and he connects with a flying clothesline that connects on Wade Wilson. Daniel Bryan waits for Wade to get up to his feet, he sets him up, and he connects with a catapault that sends him flying towards the ropes. He connects to the corner face first. Daniel Bryan runs, and he connects with a flying splash in the corner.]

JR-Daniel Bryan with the splash in the corner.

King-Did I leave on Wade’s stove?

Kris Gaffney-I’m always wondering that.

[Daniel Bryan waits for Wade Wilson. Wade Wilson stumbles out of the corner. Daniel Bryan goes for a kick to the head. Wade Wilson ducks under. Wade Wilson kicks Daniel Bryan in the gut, and he doubles over. Wade hooks Bryan for the Dead Pool. Daniel Bryan spins out of it. He tries to take down Wade Wilson with an arm bar. Wade Wilson is able to block it. Daniel Bryan tries to go to the other arm. Wade spins out of it. Wade goes for a clothesline. Daniel Bryan ducks under. Wade turns around, right into the running knee!! Daniel Bryan falls into the cover on Wade Wilson. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2…………..3!!]

JR-Daniel Bryan strikes, and scores which has to be an upset!!

King-It’s you who’s upset…upset your mind!

Kris Gaffney-……..

(“That’s entertainment” blasts on the PA system as Logan Riley walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Logan Riley is attempting to regain the IC championship.

King-Only if GoD says he can.

Kris Gaffney-Pretty certain the Melon Club are not fans of you trying to change that.

King-Sorry, I figured I would give it a try.

[“Alien Angel” begins playing through the loudspeakers. Instead of the usual pomp and circumstance, however, Tre Misanthrope walks out to the ring, the Intercontinental Title slung over his right shoulder while the Extreme Championship dangled from his right hand. With a smile exuding cockiness, Tre begins his slow descent to the ring, soaking in the boos from the crowd.]

JR-Tre and Logan have had battles.

King-Let’s just hope that he doesn’t battle Logan for a sandwich.

Kris Gaffney-Or which way to turn.

[Logan Riley and Tre Misanthrope pace around the ring. Tre Misanthrope ducks under a fist by Logan Riley. Logan Riley turns around as Tre Misanthrope bounces off of the ropes. Tre Misnathrope ducks under a clothesline by Logan Riley. Tre Misanthrope bounces off of the ropes. But as he bounces off of the other side of the ring. Logan Riley takes him down with a hard shoulder block. Tre Misanthrope hits the mat, and he slowly gets up to his feet. Logan waits for Tre Misanthrope gets hit with a few straight shots to the face of Tre Misanthrope. Tre Misanthrope falls into the corner. Logan Riley hits a few more fists to the face. He brings out Tre Misanthrope out of the corner. Logan Riley attempts to whip Tre Misanthrope to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Tre Misanthrope. Logan Riley bounces off of the ropes. Logan Riley ducks an attack by Tre Misanthrope. Logan Riley hooks him for a half nelson, and takes him over with a half nelson suplex that makes Tre Misanthrope land on his upper shoulders. Tre Misanthrope through the momentum rolls under the ring. Tre Misanthrope is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Logan Riley hooks him, and he hip toss him over the top rope, and he hits into the mat. Slowly Tre Misanthrope gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Logan Riley picks him up, and he drops him with a back breaker. Tre Misanthrope rolls out of the ring. Logan Riley follows him, and he grabs a sign, and he smashes it over the head of Tre Misanthrope. Logan Riley goes into the cover on Tre Misanthrope. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2………….KICK OUT by Tre Misanthrope. Logan Riley yells for a better count. He gets up, and drops a few stomps on the downed Tre Misanthrope. Logan Riley backs off, and waits for Tre to get up to his feet. He grabs Tre Misanthrope, and he throws him into the ring. He throws a chair into the ring]

JR-Logan might be getting frustrated.

King-and fat?

Kris Gaffney-Thanks Scott Steiner.

[Logan Riley waits for Tre Misanthrope to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, he picks him up with a body slam. Tre Misanthrope is set up for the next move. He climbs up to the second rope. He measures up, and he jumps off for a senton splash, but he moves out of the way. He crashes down into the mat. Logan Riley stunned gets up to his knee’s. Tre Misanthrope quickly hits a snap DDT that puts down Logan Riley. Logan Riley hits into the mat. Tre Misnathrope takes a few moments to rest up, and Logan Riley rolls towards the corner. He runs towards Logan Riley, he jumps in the air, and he connects with a splash in the corner. Logan Riley stumbles out of the corner. Tre Misanthrope comes off of the ropes behind Logan Riley, and he connects with a one handed face crusher!! Logan Riley bounces up, but clearly he’s dazed on his feet. Tre Misanthrope hooks him, and he drops him with a reverse neck breaker. Tre Misanthrope goes into the cover on Lgoan Riley. The ref goes into position to make the count.T he ref counts 1…………….2…KICK OUT by Logan Riley. Tre Misanthrope looks frustrated, but then he drops an elbow drop to the downed Logan Riley. Logan Riley attempts to crawl towards the corner. Tre Misanthrope hits a knee to the face in the corner of the seated Logan Riley. Then another one, then he puts a knee to the throat. The ref counts to four, and Tre Misanthrope backs out of the corner as the ref is warning him, and he goes back on the attack]

JR-The IC champion has taken over this match.

Kris Gaffney-Shouldn’t be surprising, Logan enjoy’s turning left.

King-Oh wait…he’s turning left JR!

[Logan Riley gets pulled up, and he gets picked up, and he picks him up. He hits a few fists to the face. He tries to whip him ot the other side. He crashes down on the corner. Tre runs, and he goes for a splash, but he moves out of the way. He crashes hard into the corner. He stumbles out of the corner. Logan Riley connects with a glancing Final Cut. Tre falls against the ropes. He staggers back, this time with the chair that Logan had brought into the ring. Logan Riley hits another Final Cut into the chair that hits Tre. Tre goes down on the mat. Logan Riley goes into the cover on Tre Misanthrope. The ref counts 1…………..2…………3!!]

JR-Logan Riley avoided, and he was able to score with the Final Cut!!

King-Also he’s FAT!

("Lovefurypassionenergy" plays over the PA System and out comes Amy Dumas ahead of her Bra and Panties match. John Cena accompanies her to the ring.)

JR: Amy probably thought she was long done with these kind of matches.... but I guess not...

King: According to Velvet Sky, she should be.

Kris: Well, we're glad she's not in charge!

("Angel on my Shoulder" plays next and out comes Velvet Sky. She is accompanied by Kelly Kelly, Lana, Stacy Hancock and of course, Laura Cena. They perform their Beautiful People entrance. Everyone except Velvet is dressed in pink.)

JR: Velvet Sky recently defeated Amy for the title on the grandest stage of them all...

King: And what a great day that was! We finally had a beautiful champion again!

Kris: Didn't last long though....

(The bell rings and the match is underway. Amy charges straight at Velvet and hits a hard clothesline that nearly takes her head off. She waits for Velvet to get up, and then hits another. And then a third. Amy goes down and starts to rain down with fists to the face of Velvet. The referee tries to get involved but can't really do much. In the end Velvet is able to block one fist and push Amy away, giving her just enough time to jump to her feet. Amy charges at her again, but Velvet catches her and hits a quick suplex. Velvet gets to her feet, feeling her face which is seemingly hurt from those hard shots. As Amy gets to her feet and turns around, Velvet kicks her in the midsection and hits a big DDT. She then grabs hold of Amy's skirt, to cheers from the crowd, and then looks disgusted, like she doesn't want to do it. The hesitation lets Amy kick Velvet away and jump to her feet. Velvet runs at her again but Amy grabs her and whips her into the turnbuckle. As Velvet stumbles out of the corner, Amy hits a snapmere, taking her down. She then climbs up to the top rope. Velvet is already making it to her feet so Amy waits and then jumps and hits a hurricanrana, sending Velvet flying across the ring.)

JR: No love lost between these two....

King: It must be weird for John Cena.... two women he's loved going at it, and Laura Cena is on the other team....

Kris: I'm sure he's been in worse situations.

(Velvet gets back to her feet and Amy runs at her. This time, Velvet has the clothesline scouted, and ducks underneath it. Amy turns and Velvet kicks her in the midsection and then hits a big suplex. Velvet goes over and hits a few stomps on Amy and then grabs hold of her skirt again. She begins to pull it down, and the crowd cheer as Amy's black thong comes into view. Velvet pretends to throw up, and Amy kicks her away, but then she stumbles as she tries to get up due to her skirt being around her knees. This gives Velvet the opening to driver her down with another DDT, before completing the job and removing Amy's skirt. Velvet shakes her head, and points at Amy's ass and yells over at Cena "REALLY? THAT'S THE BEST YOU CAN DO!" Amy springs up to her feet and her and Velvet begin trading blows. Amy gets the better of the exchange, kicks Velvet in the midsection and then nails her with the Whiplash DDT! Amy grabs hold of Velvet's shorts, pulling them off to reveal her green thong. Velvet immediate starts to shriek and kick Amy away. She gets up, trying to cover her ass with her hands. Amy runs at her, and goes for another clothesline, but Velvet is still able to duck out the way despite her embarrassment. She gets behind Amy and, out of nowhere, connects with the Beauty Mark! She starts yelling at her, but then she notices something outside the ring.)

JR: What's going on.....

King: I have no idea.... you think I'm watching outside the ring when there's two thongs on display!

Kris: This doesn't look good....

King: Yes.... yes it does!

(Outside the ring, the Beautiful People have got together, and look deeply concerned. The camera pans round to them and we can hear their conversation....)

Kelly Kelly: She's NOT WEARING PINK! You girls know the rules!

Laura: Calm down Kelly.... she's our leader.... she wouldn't break the rules....

Lana: It sure looks like she has.....

Laura: Maybe it's... she's.... she's wearing a pink bra! Yes... that must be it!

Stacy: Pink and Green?! Are you for real? That's a bigger crime than not wearing pink!

Kelly Kelly: She's right..... one way or another, she's broken the rules. Come on girls.... she's not one of us anymore....

(The Beautiful People head up the ramp, looking sad and disappointed. Velvet is shrieking at them, calling them bitches and telling them to come back. Laura turns back towards her and looks heartbroken, but simply says "You knew the rules...." and joins the other girls. Velvet has exited the ring and got onto the apron during all this. Amy has recovered in the ring and runs and hits Velvet hard, sending her flying. She flies right into the arms of John Cena, who is the only person left at ringside. Instinctively, he catches her. Velvet smiles up at him, and seems to be encouraging him to do something. When he resists, she tries to kiss him. Cena holds her away from him, and quickly rolls her back into the ring, resisting the temptation to do anything despite her being in a thong. Velvet climbs to her feet, but Amy is waiting for her, and plants her down with the whiplash DDT! Amy climbs to the top rope, and leaps off, hitting the Lita-sault before removing Velvet's top to win the match! She kicks Velvet out of the ring as the bell goes and the referee raises her arm.)

JR: The BP seem to have exiled Velvet... and she's lost the match as a result...

King: Guess she was wrong.... I guess Cena could resist touching her ass.... I wonder what MDK would make of that...

Kris: He's still going home with Amy..... so he's still better than you!

(Cena slides into the ring, and takes Amy in his arms. Velvet sits up outside the ring just in time to see Cena jokingly grab Amy's ass, and Amy playfully push him away. Amy goes to exit the ring but Cena pulls her back, and calls for a microphone. Amy looks confused, and Velvet is still there looking unhappy, as Cena speaks.)

Cena: John Cena prefers blondes, apparently. I'll admit there was a blonde out here that I do love more than anything.... but she appears to have ditched your ass Velvet. Such a shame because really, she was starting to make you relevant again, but there we go. Maybe now... she'll realise who her real mother figure should be. Maybe she won't, but I can only hope. There is something I can do to try and help that though.... and it's something I should have done a long time ago.... and I thank you Velvet for pointing it out. Without you... who knows how long this would have taken me. I mean... I'm sure this is how every girl imagines this moment in her life. Wearing a thong in front of thousands of people while your boyfriend's ex-girlfriend is standing there almost naked and screaming. What could be better? But.... here we go....

(John Cena gets down on one knee, and pulls out a ring, to a strong mix of cheering and booing from the crowd.)

Cena: Amy Dumas.... will you marry me.... again?

(Amy laugh's for a moment,looking down at the fact that yes, her thong is revealed. Suddenly for some reason Nikki Bella jumps in the ring, and yells "YES!". Cena and Amy look at her like she's crazy.)

.::Nikki Bella::.-Oh...I was just watching, and thought he was talking to me.....not that I care...or anything...

(Nikki allows herself to be set up for the reverse of fate by Amy. Amy shrugs her shoulders, and she hits the reverse of fates on Nikki. Amy goes back to Cena. She smiles, and gives a nods as a confirmation of a "yes". Cena stands up to put the ring on Amy's finger. She holds her hand up, and Cena takes it and guides her to point it straight at Velvet, who is shrieking at ringside and has seemingly forgotten she's been stripped down. Cena then helps Amy out of the ring and then proceeds to scoop her into his arms and carry her straight past Velvet up the ramp. They disappear behind the curtain as we go to a hype package for the main event.)

We hear the gentle sounds of a music box eerily creep throughout the arena growing more ominous, as Lux Aeterna Tenebrosi Stellata plays.

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen…. Brace yourselves!

Smoke crawls across the canvas surrounding everyone in the ring, at ringside and the front row of the audience. Grace walks out into the middle of the stage smiling ear to ear as the arena lights flicker again, through the strobe we see The Wretched Nobody appear from nowhere.

Ring Announcer: Making her way down the aisle the lovely, and loathsome Morose Rose - Miss Macabre, herself, Grace Brutal! Her Dark Star hails from The Danvers State Lunatic Asylum, Salem Massachusetts and at Six Foot Eleven inches tall – at Four Hundred and Twenty Pounds he is… a Two Time EMF Heavyweight Champion of the Woooooorld! THE WRETCHED NOBODY!

Nobody slithers under the bottom rope, and slides back sitting in the corner. Nobody reaches for the top rope and pulls himself back to his feet. He rolls his neck and glares hard at the floor as he rocks from side to side in his corner.

JR-Wretched Nobody last month lost the world championship.

King-So was the Melon Gods plan.

Kris Gaffney-Wonder what it is now?

King-For sure it has something to do with Ashley Irvine yelling “WATERMELON!!”

(“The Duck song” blasts on the PA system. Walter Melon walks out to the stage, and he steps inside of the hell in a cell.)

JR-These two have had many great matches.

King-Walter is one of the few to have more than one win.

Kris Gaffney-I’m sure he is hoping he can do it again.

[The Wretched Nobody and Walter Melon step inside of the middle of the ring. He pushes him towards the corner, and Walter Melon throws him backwards. He hits into the corner. The Wretched Nobody goes for a fist to the face of Walter Melon. Walter Melon ducks under, and he runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Wretched Nobody throws Walter Melon through the air, and he crashes down on the mat. He hits hard into the mat. He slowly gets up to his feet. Walter Melon throws him hard into the corner, and he hits a few body shots to the body. He brings him out of the corner, and he connects with a hard fist to the face that knocks down Walter Melon. Walter Melon gets up to his feet, and once he gets up. He picks him up, and he goes into the corner, and he runs out of the corner. But Walter Melon is able to side out of the back. He is on the top rope. Walter Melon jumps off, but The Wretched Nobody is able to counter with a hard upper cut. Walter Melon goes down on the mat. The Wretched Nobody waits for Walter Melon, he grabs him by the throat, and he lifts him up, and he drops him with a choke slam back breaker!! The Wretched Nobody goes into the cover on Walter Melon. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2………KICK OUT by Walter Melon!!]

JR-Almost three there.

King-The former world champion almost became the champion once again.

Kris Gaffney-The Melon gods couldn’t have been pleased with that.

King-They would either way.

[The Wretched Nobody goes into the corner, and he motions for Walter Melon to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. The Wretched Nobody goes for the trephination. Walter Melon ducks under, and the Wretched Nobody turns otwards Walter Melon. Walter Melon hits a drop kick. The Wretched Nobody stumbles backward. Walter Melon connects with a clothesline that takes him and Wretch out of the ring. Walter Melon grabs The Wretched Nobody, and he smashes him towards the side of the cell, and he smashes his head. Walter Melon throws Wretched Nobody into the ring. Walter Melon looks for something to attack Wretch with. Ashley Irvine hanging upside down on the cage side yells “WATERMELON!!!” Walter Melon shakes his head, and continues He grabs a trash can, he throws it into the ring. Walter slides into the ring. He waits for Wretch to get where he wants. Walter Melon jumps up, and he connects with a jumping reverse face buster that drives the Wretched Nobody’s face into the mat right into the trash can crushing it!! The Wretched Nobody staggers up dazed. Walter Melon kicks him in the gut, and he runs towards the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. He hooks him, and he drops him with a swinging neck breaker. Walter Melon goes into the cover on The Wretched Nobody. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……….2….KICK OUT by The Wretched Nobody. Walter Melon takes a few moments to rest up, and the Wretched Nobody pushes him towards the ropes. He stumbles backwards. He hooks the ropes. The Wretched Nobody runs towards him, and Walter Melon connects with a drop toe hold that sends him into the second rope. Walter Melon goes over to the ropes, he sling shots himself over the top rope, and he connects with a guillotine leg drop over the top rope. The Wretched Nobody falls towards the center of the ring. Walter Melon climbs up to the top rope, and he waits for the Wretched Nobody to get where he wants him.]

JR-Walter Melon is taking a chance.

Kris Gaffney-You think this is wise? It doesn’t feel like his sort of thing to do.

King-If the Melon Gods say it is, it is

Kris Gaffney-Right…

[He jumps off of the top rope, and he goes for a cross body block. The Wretched Nobody ducks under. Walter Melon stumbles up, and the Wretched Nobody connects with the trephination!! Walter Melon goes down on the mat. The Wretched Nobody goes into the cover on Walter Melon. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2…………3!!]

JR-Walter Melon made a mistake there, and Wretched Nobody was able to recover the world championship.

King-Guess the Melon Gods are GoD fans too.

(Wretched Nobody holds up the World Championship. He breaks the entire cell door with his bare hands as Return of an Era goes off the air.)