EMF: Return of an Era
	(Copyright information flashes on the screen. We go into a highlight video about how Era's have returned at this Pay View View in the past, and in the present. Finally an introduction screen welcomes us to Return of an Era 2018. The lights are off. Suddenly pyrotecnics reign down on the stage, crashing down. The lights turn on, and fans are yelling, and waving their signs.) JR-We are here live Miami, Florida. Welcome to Return of an Era. King, we are in for quite a night. King-That's putting it mildly JR. Because tonight, all championships are on the line!! Kris Gaffney-Which despite how odd that is...were usually always one or two away anyways. King-Shut up Gaffney. JR-Let's get this show started! (We open up with Steve Walker walking down the hall way. He has chicken feathers on him as he's bruised up. He's wearing his Link costume.) .::Steve Walker::.-Ok...what have I learned....never attack a chicken to make your own dinner...got it. Steve waits for a few moments I DON'T GOT IT...gets a dark look I'll get those chickens. Goes back to normal...anyways, wonder what is here. (Steve Walker walks up to a man in the room.) .::Steve Walker::.-Yay, what's your story. .::Man::.-I am Era. .::Steve Walker::.-Good to know... .::Era::.-A year from now, one of us shall return! (Era runs off commando style. Steve Walker stares at the man who ran off.) .::Steve Walker::.-Well, that's just great. Now no one can ever question the Pay Per View name again. All this saving is making me tired. I think I deserve a break. (Steve walks down the hall way, Laura Cena is standing by.) .::Steve Walker::.-Hey my queen, I've been out all day being the legendary hero, I think that calls for going into that locker room over there, and getting my health restored. If you know what I mean (Big Show walks by, he opens his mouth, and closes it.) Laura: I don't need to know what you're going to do in that locker room... just don't try and involve me, ok? (Suddenly Catherine walks on the screen giggling.) .::"The Original Princess" Catherine Walker::.-I know what he thinks he's going to be doing... (She giggles, and whispers about something about prior Zelda games in Laura's ear. Laura raises her eye brows, and looks amused.) Laura: Good luck with that.... I'm the Queen, I have to hold myself to certain standards. Go find someone else fit that's what you need after your quest... .::Steve Walker::.-Well excccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccuse ME princess.......Queen...I mean....BLAST IT WOMAN, you'll see! Then you won't stone wall me like that tease in the mushroom kingdom! You'll (Ashley appears in her Peach outfit, and holds up her pig Kevin Bacon, who makes a noise, to which Steve Walker runs off yelling "GANON!!". We fade to the ring.) ("Game On" blasts on the PA system. Tony Ikeda and Zack Ryder walks out on the stage. They walk down to the ring, and step inside of teh ring.) JR-The Badd Bros have fought long, and hard to get this shot. King-And it comes at the same time as a Ryder world title shot. Kris Gaffney-Figures. ("One True Villain" blasts on the PA system. The tag team champions, Daryl Prichard and Marty Scurll walk out on the stage holding up the tag team championships with Carmella walking behind them. They step inside of the ring.) JR-This is the first we have seen Daryl in a while. King-Wonder if he'll have any ring rust. Kris Gaffney-He is coming off an injury after all. [Zack Ryder and Daryl "Graveler" Prichard stand in the middle of the ring, and they pace around the ring. They lock up, and then Zack Ryder is able to take down Graveler down on the mat. Daryl Prichard gets up to his feet. Zack Ryder comes off of the ropes, and he hits a running shoulder block that puts him down on the mat. Slowly he gets up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet, he hits a kick to the gut that doubles over, he front face locks him, and he drops him for a spinning neck breaker that puts him down on the mat. Daryl Prichard is down on the mat, and then Zack Ryder goes into the cover. The ref counts 1...........2......KICK OUT by Daryl Prichard. Zack Ryder h its a few stomps on the downed Daryl Prichard. Zack Ryder picks up Prichard, and he brings him into the corner. He makes the tag to Tony Ikeda. Zack Ryder lifts Prichard's arm allowing Tony Ikeda to hit a punch into the ribs. Daryl Prichard stumbles forward. Tony Ikeda attempts to whip him to the ropes, but it's reversed. Daryl "Graveler" Prichard lowers his head, but it's countered with him grabbing his hair, and driving him down on the mat. Daryl "Graveler" Prichard is slow to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet, he kicks him in the gut, and Tony Ikeda throws him hard into the corner shoulder fist. Prichard clear is in a lot of pain.] JR-The tag team champions have not had not the best of starts. King-I'm sure their hoping it'll start better for them later. [Tony Ikeda makes the tag to Zack Ryder, Zack Ryder whips Graveler to the corner. He crashes into the corner, and he runs to the corner. But Prichard answers with a Stone Fist. Zack Ryder goes down on the mat. Daryl Prichard dives, and he makes the tag to Marty Scurll. Marty Scurll comes into the ring, and he hits a hard fist to the face of Ryder, Ryder goes down on the mat. He crashes down on the mat. Scurll picks up Ryder, and he whips him to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, he comes off of the ropes. He hits a scoop power slam. He goes into the cover on Ryder. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts the 1.............2...........KICK OUT by Zack Ryder.] JR-Scurll looking to put away Ryder. King-That wouldn't spell good things for the main event. Kris Gaffney-I'm sure he isn't thinking about that right now. [Prichard gets tagged in, and he hits a few forearm shots to the face that makes him back up. He tries to whip him to the ropes, and does. But Prichard saw it. He runs towards Tony, Tony counters with a hang man. Prichard turns towards Ryder who hits the Rough Ryder.Tony Ikeda goes into the cover on Prichard, the ref counts 1................2...............3!!] JR-Graveler let his guard down, and it cost him. ("That's Entertainment" blasts on the PA system. Logan Riley walks out on the stage. He walks down to the ring.) JR-Tonight we can see two wrestlers go for the grand slam. King-That's always good, right? Kris Gaffney-It can be. ("One True Villain" blasts on the PA system. Marty Scurll walks out on the stage. He walks to the ring side area, and steps inside of the ring.) JR-I doubt that the champion is going to let it happen. King-The night didn't start out well for Scurll, I guess this is the only chance for him to turn it around. Kris Gaffney-One out of two isn't bad. King-But not ideal when both matches has championships on the line. [Marty Scurll and Logan Riley stand in the ring, and they talk trash. Marty Scurll pushes Logan Riley. Logan Riley answers back with a super kick that puts him down on the mat. Marty Scurll quickly goes into the cover on Logan Riley. THe ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1..............2........KICK OUT by Marty Scurll. Logan Riley picks up Marty Scurll, and he hits a few forearm shots to the face that makes him to stumble backwards, he falls back into the ropes, he grabs his arm, and then whipped to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes Logan Riley hits a running back elbow that puts down Marty Scurll. Scurll falls down on the mat, he quickly gets up, but he's dazed once he gets up to his feet, he stumbles backwards, and he is in the corner, Logan Riley is able to close the gap without Marty Scurll throwing a fist to the face. Logan Riley sets him up, and he gets hit with a knife edge chop that echo's through out the arena. He brings him out of the corner, and he hits a hard short arm clothesline that puts down Marty Scurll. Logan Riley yells that he's going to be a grand slam champion. He picks up Marty Scurll by the hair, he sets him up into a vertical suplex position, he lifts him up, and he drops him for a falcon arrow. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1...........2..KICK OUT by Marty Scurll. Marty tries to get up to his feet, Logan Riley kicks him in the gut.] JR-Logan Riley might want to attempt to go for the Final Cut. King-What do you mean "might". Kris Gaffney-Depends on what you meant by "was" jerk... [Marty Scurll is slow to get up to his feet, and Logan Riley attempts to go for the Final Cut, but his foot is caught by Marty Scurll. Scurll throws him in a circle, he hits a kick to the gut, he hooks him into a double under hook DDT that plants him on the mat. Marty Scurll takes time to rest up. While this is going on Logan RIley rolls out of the ring, and he climbs up to his feet on the apron using the ropes. Scurll is up to his feet, and he goes towards Logan Riley. Riley isa ble to counter with a forearm shot to the face. Scurll makes a circle, and he hits a bicycle kick to the side of the head. Marty Scurll brings out Logan Riley on the second rope, and he connects with a swinging neck breaker off of the second rope. Logan Riley seems down, and out, he pulls him to the middle of the ring, and he goes into the cover on Logan Riley. The ref counts 1............2....KICK OUT by Logan Riley Scurll picks him up, and he sets him up, and he goes for the money maker. But it's countered by Logan Riley ducking under, Scurll runs, he runs to the ropes, he jumps on the ropes. He spring boards off, and he goes for a chuck kick to the head that connects. Logan Riley falls to his knee's, and then falls flat on his face as Scurll looks like he's happy with the situation that he finds himself in.] JR-Scurll needs to keep moving forward with the attack. King-There is always time to be the villain. Kris Gaffney-Until it's not. [Logan Riley gets up ni the corner. Scurll runs, and he oges for a splash in the corner. Logan moves out of the way. Scurll crashes into the corner, and he stumbles out of the corner. Logan sets up Scurll, and he sets him up on the top turnbuckle. He climbs up with him. Logan RIley looks over the crowd, but Scurll is able to hook him, and is about to drop him for a top rope power bomb, but Scurll is able to counter with a head scissors hurricanarana that sends him flying. Scurll gets up to his feet, and Logan Riley seeing this chance goes for the Final Cut, which connects, but not fully Scurll dazed on his feet. He clearly got enough as it seems he’s out on his feet. Riley goes for another to knock down Scurll. Scurll ducks it, and hits the Money Maker on Riley. Both wrestlers fall down…with their arm over each other. The ref looks confused. He starts to count down both wrestlers as he goes inot position. The ref counts 1…………………..2………………..Scurll barely rolls his shoulder up….3!!] JR-Marty Scurll barely escapes here with his title in tacked. King-He barely was able to hit more of his finisher than Riley which must have been the difference. (Daryl Prichard's music hits as he and Carmella step out from the back and begin their walk to the ring. Daryl looking up at the suspended Hell In A Cell with a smile.) KG- The Rock, I mean Graveler has returned! JR- Well, his first returning match earlier tonight didn't go as planned. He lost the tag titles but he's hoping he can regain that Extreme Championship from Walter. King- Let's just hope Melonia is ringside, you know for the melons and stuff. Announcer- And making his way to the ring. He is the former Extreme Champion, standing 6'0" weighing in at 219lbs, he is DARYL "GRAVELER" PRICHARD! (As Daryl is halfway down the ramp, Jesse Peachman comes running out from the back with a steel chair. Once he gets close he winds up to swing it at Daryl, but Daryl is able to push Carmella out of the way and ducks the chair shot. Peachman looks to be worried and Daryl stalks him with the look of anger on his face. He looks over at Carmella and asks if she is ok and after she nods he continues walking towards Jesse as Jesse walks. Backwards shaking his head no. All of a sudden Braun Strawberry and CM Prune sprint out from the back. Strawberry smashes Daryl in the back with a hard closeline to the back of the neck, as he stumbles forward Peachman nails him in the head with the steel chair bending it in half as Daryl falls to the ground. Peachman tosses the chair.) JR- Oh no, come on guys don't do this! KG- Looks like melons beat stone... King- Well, isn't this just juicy... Where is Melonia? Carmella- NO... STOP! NO, PLEASE STOP! (Carmella continues to yell as Braun Strawberry picks Daryl up and holds him as CM Prune throws a hard punch to Daryls gut. As Daryl leans forward Prune picks him up and drops him with a GTS. Strawberry picks Daryl up, tosses him over his shoulder and walks over to the steel steps. He looks at Peachman and Prune and the two take the steps apart and move the top steps away giving Braun Strawberry the room to hit Daryl with a Powerslam on top of the steel steps. The three men slide Daryl into the ring and stare down Carmella as they leave. Carmella slides in the ring to check on Daryl along with the official. The two help Daryl lean up onto the corner.) Ref- We are going to have to cancel this match. Dary- No... N Carmella- Come on baby, you can't go like this. (Daryl rubs his head and shakes it. He wipes his forehead and looks at blood on his hand and shakes his head.) Daryl- Fuck that, I've got this. In case you've forgotten, I'm Daryl fucking Prichard and I don't quit. (The Duck song blasts as Walter Melon begins his walk down to the ring with his extreme championship on his shoulder, a smirk on his face and Melonia along with Carmelon by his sides. Carmella is in the ring trying to convince Daryl not to go through with the match, but he doesn't listen and tells the announcer to continue.) JR- this just isn't right, he tried using his henchman to take Daryl out, luckily Daryl is tough as nails and this match will still happen. King- (giggles like a school girl) Yea, but the good news is Melonia is here! KG- Well, good news about that is that we don't have to listen to you much tonight. Announcer- And making his way to the ring. Standing 6'3" he is the Extreme Champion, WALTER MELON! (Daryl gives Carmella a kiss as she climbs out of the ring. He turns around and starts yelling at Walter. Walter laughs, looks at his belt and rubs it. He climbs in the ring and nods his head as he unstrapps the belt and holds it in the air. He hands the belt over to the official as the Hell In A Cell begins to lower. The reff holds it in the air before handing it to someone outside of the ring. When the Cell is completely lowered the bell sounds.) King- I love Melons... JR- Eyes on the match king. (The two waste no time and meet in the middle of the ring and begin trading hands to the face. Finally Daryl blocks one, but before he can throw another, Walter kicks him in the nuts and Daryl grabs himself as he falls over. Walter turns to look at Carmella and he blows her a kiss.) JR- Aw, come on he is supposed to be a champion and he's fighting dirty! King- Yea, but those Melons... KG- The Melon Gods seem to be ok with it. (After Walter finishes taunting he grabs Daryl by the head and begins to lift him up, but Daryl pushes Walter's hands off of his head and throws a hard right and then a kick to the gut causing Daryl to curl over. Daryl grabs Walter by the back of the head and throws him hard into the corner, he climbs up and begins to throw hard punches that the crowd counts out.) Crowd- ONE... TWO... THREE... FOUR... FIVE... SIX... SEVEN... EIGHT... NINE... (Before ten Daryl stops, flips the crowd off and jumps off of the turnbuckle. He circles around shaking his head and then jumps up and throws a hard kick that connects to the side of Walter's head which drops him. He stands up and wipes the blood from his head again. Bends down and grabs Walter, picks him up by his head and Daryl throws him hard out of the ring through the middle rope. Walter rolls over to the cage and begins to use it to climb back to his feet as Daryl rushes him and slams his knee into the side of Walter's face crushing it against the cage. Walter goes back down, Daryl lifts him by his head and smashes it against the cage and begins sliding it hard across the cage side cutting Walter open and then slamming Walter's face into the ground. Daryl then grabs the fens himself, jumps in the air and uses the fence to get more height before crashing down with two feet onto Walter's back. Daryl then lifts Walter up and throws him hard into the outside of the ring and as Walter bounces of Daryl swings and connects with the STONE FIST! Knocking Walter out cold as he drops to the ground hard.) JR- Bah Gawd! Did you hear that connection?! King- No, but I sure see them Melons! KG- If Daryl can get Walter in the ring, there is a good chance he will regain that belt! (Daryl yells at Walter as he picks him up and slides him into the ring. Daryl flicks his hand and Walter's blood splashes off as he climbs into the ring. When inside Daryl yells at Walter. "I'M THE FUCKING CHAMP!" And then Daryl pins.) Ref- ONE... TWO... THHRR (KICKOUT) KG- Wow, he kicked out! JR- I can't believe it! King- Can you believe those Melons? (Daryl pissed off, he holds three fingers up to the ref, but the ref response with two. Daryl walls towards the ref but the ref backs up. Daryl then looks at the downed and bloodied Walter and then Daryl wipes his own blood from his forehead before sliding out of the ring. He reaches under the ring as if he is reaching for a weapon, he tries to pull out but seems that his hand is stuck. Out from underneath slides Nakamango and Omegrape and when Daryl tries to pull back Apple Juice Styles slides out of under the ring while holding Daryls arm. When out, Apple Juice pulls Daryls arm and when he comes down he kicks him in the forehead, falls back into the cage, but on the bounce he uses his momentum and throws a hard punch striking Omegrape. As Daryl stumbles forward into the ring Nakamango attacks from behind but Daryl throws an elbow connecting with Nakamango's nose and when he goes to attack Omegrape Apple Juice kicks out his legs. Daryl falls to one knee.) JR- Oh now come one, this just isn't fair! King- What isn't fair is keeping those melons behind clothing! Free the melons Melonia! KG- Daryl is now outnumbered by the Melon Club. (Omegrape smacks Daryl and Daryl goes to stand up but Nakamango leaps up grabbing his head and falling back with a hard DDT. AJ stands up grabbing Daryl, both he and Omegrape grab a hand of Daryl and throw him hard into the door of the cage and it breaks open as Daryl falls to the ground. Nakamango is first out, he stomps Daryl on the back. Both Nakamango and Omegrape pick Daryl up. Inside the ring Walter begins getting his wits as he pulls himself to his feet, blood coveted face and smiling. Nakamango and Omegrape both whip Daryl hard into the cage and Daryl bounces off and as he is falling AJ connects with a Dropkick. Walter gets out of the ring and cage, he walks over and points to the announce tables. AJ, Nakamanga, and Omegrape pick up Daryl and Cary him towards the table as Walter begins to climb the cage. They lay Daryl on the table and begin punching him until Walter is atop the hell in a cell looking over the edge at Daryl receiving a Melon Club beat down and he smiles. Carmella tries to run over but she is grabbed by both Melonia and Carmelon and held against her will forced to watch.) King- Don't you hurt those melons! KG- What's he going to do! JR- No Walter, don't do it! Crowd- THIS IS AWESOME, THIS IS AWESOME, THIS IS AWESOME! (Walter reaches into his melon tighty whities and pulls out a grape and tosses it into his mouth before jumping off the side of the cage landing feet first onto Daryls chest connecting with FRUIT SMASH!) JR- BAH GAWD, I THINK HE KILLED HIM! Crowd- HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! (Carmelon and Melonia let go of Carmella as she falls to her knees tearing up with her hands over her mouth. Daryl seeming to be motionless is dragged by the Melon Club back into the ring. Nakamango and AJ lift up Daryl as Kenny Omegrape connects with CROYT'S GRAPES OF WRATH! Daryl collapses like a sack of rocks. AJ climbs the top rope, jumps off and connects with SPLASH OF JUICE! AJ and Omegrape hold Daryl up as Nakamango runs and connects with LEMONSHASA! Finally Walter leaning in the corner, blood coveted face laughing as the rest of the Melon Club lift Daryl up, Walter sprints, dives head first connecting with THE BANANA SPLIT!) JR- this is down right disgusting! Daryl isn't the nicest human being, but nobody deserves this! KG- This is tough to watch... King- Well, those melons aren't. (Walter goes for the pin.) Ref- ONE... TWO... THREE!!! DING DING DING! Announcer- Here is your winner, and STILL Extreme Champion, WALTER MELON! (Walter stands up, laughing at the downed and bloodied Prichard as the Melon Club grab his championship and hand it to him. Walter holds the championship in the air standing over Daryl as EMTs and officials come sprinting down to help. Melon Club all begin to leave and Carmella rushes into the ring to help as we fade to commercial.) ("Hell awaits" blasts on the PA system. Cyrus Black walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Here is the moment many people have been waiting for. Kris Gaffney-I haven't. King-I have, but Cyrus doesn't believe it. ("Game On" blasts on the PA system. TOny Ikeda walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Let's remember the history between Cyrus and Tony. Let's remember Cyrus did beat Tony for his first world championship, but it was also Cyrus who lost to Tony which set him to his last world championship. King-Someone put a lot of thought into this match. Kris Gaffney-Odd's are many people didn't think that deep into it. [Cyrus Black and Tony Ikeda stand in the middle of the ring. They both talk trash, Tony Ikeda can't believe that Cyrus somehow made it to the arena. Cyrus Black answers with a head butt that knocks him backwards. Tony Ikeda throws a fist to the face. Cyrus Black ducks under, and he hooks him, and he lifts him up, and he drops him for the an atomic drop. Cyrus Black stumbles forwards, and then he turns towards Tony Ikeda. He lifts him up, and he throws him over his head for a t-bone suplex that sends him down on the mat. TOny Ikeda hits the mat hard, and then Tony Ikeda is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. He hits a few forearm shots to the face that makes him stumble backwards, and then he pushes him into the corner, and Cyrus Black hits a few shots to the gut, and then he whips Tony ikeda to the opposite side of the ring. Cyrus Black follows him into the corner. He crashes into the corner, and Tony Ikeda is able to counter with a back elbow that sends him backwards. Tony Ikeda runs towards Cyrus. Cyrus Black counters with a hip toss that sends Tony Ikeda down on the mat. He gets up to his feet. Cyrus Black picks him up, and he brings him over to the turnbuckle, and he drops him face first into the top turnbuckle with snake eyes. He waits for Tony Ikeda to get up, and he lifts him up, and he drops him over for a back breaker. TOny Ikeda rolls around in a lot of pain.] JR-Tony Ikeda might be in trouble here. King-He shouldn't have put all his egg's in the Cyrus won't show basket. Kris Gaffney-It is a tempting basket though.. [Cyrus Black hooks Tony Ikeda for the Black out but, it's countered with a few elbows to the side of the head. Tony Ikeda hooks Cyrus, and he lifts him up, and he drops him down with a full nelson slam. Tony Ikeda falls on the ropes. He takes this time to rest up. He watches as Cyrus Black is slow to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet, once he gets up to his feet. He throws a fist to the face, but it's blocked, and he hits a few fists to the face. He then pushes him backwards, and he whips him off of the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, Tony Ikeda lowers his head, and he hits a back body drop that sends him flying through the air, and he crashes down on the mat. Cyrus Black is geting up to his feet. Tony Ikeda picks up Cyrus Black, and he drops him for a scoop slam driver. He hooks the leg of Cyrus Black. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1..................2......KICK OUT by Cyrus Black. Tony Ikeda takes a few moments to rest up.] JR-Tony is coming back. Kris Gaffney-Wait until Cyrus has to take on a thousand me clone army. King-That might be interesting...if real. [Tony Ikeda lifts up Cyrus Black, and he hooks him into a full nelson, Cyrus hits a snapmare that sends Tony flying. Tony crashes down on the mat. Slowly he gets up to his feet, once he gets up to his feet. He turns right into a set up, and Cyrus drops Tony for the Black out!! Tony face crashes into the mat, and seem out. Cyrus pushes him on his back. Cyrus goes inot the cover on Tony. The ref goes into position, the ref counts 1.............2............3!!] JR-Tony gets countered, and walked right into the Black Out. Kris Gaffney-I'll get you Misssssssssssssssssssssssssssteeeeeerr Anderssssssson The voices of "Power" are heard throughout the arena as one by one the lights around the stadium are cut out with a loud clack. Soon the only lights visible, outside of the hundreds of cell phone lights, are the spot lights pointing to the center of the stage. from out of the center fog begins to billow out and slowly a figure begins to emerge. Rising out of the fog Prince Donté Shujaa is bathed in light wearing a Vambowain war mask. He continues to slowly ascend until he his standing on the stage and at the line "No one man should have all that power" Donté removes the mask looking straight into the camera with a smirk. At this point the lights come back on with lots of gold, red, and green. Behind him Tumoni walks out from the back his massive frame walking stoically next to Prince Donté's cocky stride. Prince Donté makes his way down the ramp, throwing a few practice jabs, rolling his neck, and shouting at the fans. Prince Donté jumps up onto the apron and heads right to the far corner turnbuckle. He climbs up to the top and stares out at the crowd for a moment, looking out at all the EMF fans. Then he swing a hook right, then left, and then he roars out as the crowd makes themselves heard. Shujaa's face slips back into a smirk as he looks the crowd over once more before hoping down from the turnbuckle. (“Burn in my light” blasts on the PA system, Resurrected 1 walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Resurrected 1 was the first to get a #1 contendership match, but as fate had it, it didn’t end there. King-That’s an understatement. Kris Gaffney-Can you stand up for big matches? (“Zach Zachary’s theme blasts on the PA system. Zach Zachary walks down to the ring, and enters it.) JR-Donte and Zach were entered into this match based on the fact that they double pinned each other match to receive contender matches, and went on to beat Daniel Bryan, and Carnage. King-Sometimes it works out for you. Kris Gaffney-We’ll see if that luck continues (“Ultimate Countdown” blasts on the PA system. Daniel Bryan walks out on the stage, and enters the ring. “Snap your fingers, Snap your neck” blasts on the PA system. Carnage walks out on the stage, he enters the ring. ) JR-Here comes the champion. King-Did Primetime return? Kris Gaffney-We only could be so lucky. [All the wrestlers for the match stand in the ring, and wait for the bell. The bell rings, and Resurrected 1 goes after…everyone. He hits a fist to the face of Donte, Zach, Carnage, and then finally Daniel Bryan. He tries to do it again, but Carnage blocks it with a head butt that stumbles Resurrected 1. Zach Zachary picks up Resurrected 1, and drops him for an inverted atomic drop. He stumbles backwards, Prince Donte Shuja charges at Resurrected 1, and he knocks him over the top rope with a running clothesline that takes him down on the mat around ring side. Inside of the ring the rest of the wrestlers start to fight. Prince Donte Shujaa goes over to Resurrected 1, and he brings him over to the ring steps, and he smashes his head on the ring steps. Resurrected 1 stumbles a few steps, and then Prince Donte Shujaa comes from behind Resurrected 1, and he hooks him and drop him backwards for a russian leg sweep that connects on the ramp. He crashes on the stage. He is in a lot of pain, and then Donte Shujaa hits a few stomps on the downed Resurrected 1. Inside of the ring, Daniel Bryan is running to the he comes off of the ropes. He goes for a suicide dive, but Donte Shujaa moves out of the way.] JR-That move didn’t quite work out for Daniel Bryan, King-Worth a try. Kris Gaffney-I’m sure he doesn’t think so. [Donte Shujaa grabs Daniel Bryan, but Daniel Bryan counters with an eye rake this stumbles Donte Shujaa. He throws Donte Shujaa into the ring steps. Daniel Bryan turns towards Resurrected 1, but Resurrected 1 had recovered while Bryan had taken Donte’s attention off of him, and he hits a singapore cane shot that puts down Daniel Bryan. Resurrected 1 grabs Daniel Bryan, and he hooks him, and he drops him for a double arm suplex. Daniel Bryan is down on the mat. Resurrected 1 picks him up, and he throws him into the ring. Resurrected 1 climbs up to the apron, and he sling shots himself over the top rope, and connects with a splash over the top rope.] JR-Resurrected 1 could get the win here. King-I would stand up, and clap, but someone glued me to my seat. Kris Gaffney-Thank me later. [Resurrected 1 goes into the cover on Daniel Bryan. The ref goes into position to make the count. He counts 1…………2………..Zach Zachary comes into the picture, and he smashes him with a diving elbow drop. Zach Zachary picks up Resurrected 1, and he hits a few forearm shots to the face that knocks him backwards. Then he whips him to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, and he hooks him, lifts him up for a hip toss, and drops him for a neck breaker. Zach Zachary calls for the three comas. He is slow to get up to his feet, Resurrected 1 turns right into the three comas. But it’s countered, Resurrected pushes him off of the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. Zach Zachary hits a flying forearm shot to the face that knocks him down on the mat. Zach Zachary waits for Resurrected 1 to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet, he kicks him in the gut, and he plants him down with a piledriver.] King-HEY!! Kris Gaffney-That’ll keep you in your seat King-I guess so… [Zach is about to go into the cover on Resurrected 1, but Carnage grabs him by his hair, and he throws him into the corner, and then he hits a few body punches to the gut. He backs out of the corner, and then he hits a running knee lift into the gut. He waits for Zach Zachary to stumble towards him, and he lifts him up, and drops him for a side walk slam. He goes into the cover on Zach Zachary. The ref goes into position to make the count, the ref counts 1……….2….KICK OUT by Zach Zachary.] JR-The champion almost got out of here with the IC championship. King-You say that like it would be a surprise, but in this match, it is. Kris Gaffney-Guess you can only keep moving when you’re in a match like this. [Carnage goes to the outside of the ring , he grabs a table, and he brings it into the ring. He slides into the ring, and he sets it up. He turns around, and he gets hit with a chair shot by Daniel Bryan. Bryan hits another chair shot. Daniel Bryan backs up, and he hits a running knee to the face that sends Carnage out of the ring. Daniel Bryan puts Zach Zachary on the on the table. Daniel Bryan climbs out of the ring. He climbs up to the top rope.He goes for a flying headbutt, but Zach Zachary moves out of the way. Bryan crashes into the mat. Zachary picks him out of the wreckage. He drops him for the 3 Commas. He see’s Prince coming, and he gets up, and hits a fist to the face. Zach picks him up over his shoulder. Prince struggles out. Zach turns around, he catches a kick by Prince. He spins around Prince. Prince catches him with a kick to the side of the head. Zach goes out of the ring. Prince Donte goes into the cover on Daniel Bryan. The ref goes into position. The ref counts 1…………2…………3!!] JR-Through all of the chaos, Prince Donte gets the win, and the IC championship. King-He could have said carnage. Kris Gaffney-Guess he didn’t want to go for the obvious line. ("With Legs Like That" blasts out over the PA System and out comes Maria Kanellis ahead of her tag team match with the Women's Title on the line. She is soon joined on the ramp by her tag team partner, Bobby Lashley.) JR: Well it seems Maria is now not only endorsed by President Trump.... but her run for the title is being funded by him. King: He's hired her the best possible partner for tonight, there's no way they can lose! Kris: I wouldn't be so sure... Laura didn't do too badly herself. ("Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" by Miley Cyrus plays next and Laura Cena comes out on to the ramp alongside her manager Catherine Walker. They stop at the top of the ramp and wait, and the crowd begins to boo, knowing what is coming. Sure enough "Bad, Bad Man" hits next, and out comes John Cena to an even louder chorus of boos.) JR: Now this truly is the Return of an Era.... King: He must have a death wish to cross the president and Bobby Lashley.... Kris: Wonder how Catherine feels accompanying him to the ring.... (Cena and Laura slide into the ring and Cena hugs his daughter. Laura decides to start the match and so does Maria. The bell rings and the two of them circle the ring and then lock up. Laura hits some right hands to Maria quickly backing her up. She gets Maria into the corner and then hits some more shots on her. Laura then brings her out of the corner and positions her and nails the Clean Sweep! Laura drops into a quick cover for 1...... kick out! Laura doesn't seem surprised and hits a few stomps on Maria but Maria battles back to her feet. Maria hits some elbows on Laura and one catches her in the face and knocks her back. Maria uses the opportunity to grab Laura and hurl her into the turnbuckle. Laura falls to a seated position and Maria runs and hits a bronco buster on her. Maria stands up and Laura stumbles to her feet and Maria charges, looking for the Beautiful Bulldog, but Laura grabs her as she floats past her and then counters into a huge suplex. Laura sits up and shakes her head, seemingly surprised at how game Maria has been so far.) JR: I think Maria Kanellis caught the champion a little off guard there. King: They've wrestled so many times before, and it's never ended well for Maria... Kris: But that was before the President of the United States started to support her! (Laura picks up Maria Kanellis and straight away hoists her up for a Royally Screwed. Maria tries to battle out and hits some hard elbows to the head, causing Laura to drop her and she lands on her feet. Maria dives across the ring and tags in Bobby Lashley, but this makes John Cena legal. Cena comes in and straight away takes down Lashley with a shoulder tackle to boos from the crowd. Cena does this again and then a third time as Lashley gets up each time. He then allows Lashley to get up and grabs him and goes for a suplex, but drops down, landing on his feet and counters by lifting Cena up into the air for a suplex of his own. Lashley holds Cena up for a long time, walking around the ring with him and then slams him down. Lashley waits for Cena to get up and then when he does, drills him back to the mat with a spear! Lashley hooks the leg for 1..... 2..... kick out!) JR: Almost a very underwhelmins return to action for our boss... King: You mean a dominating display by Donald Trump's chosen one! Kris: Somehow, I think Maria would be ecstatic if Lashley won the title for her, even though she didn't win it herself.... (Lashley calls for a second spear as Cena stumbles to his feet. He charges at Cena again but this time Cena counters it into a drop toe hold and then applies the STFU! Lashley is struggling against the hold and reaching for the ropes but Cena rolls over back into the middle of the ring and keeps the hold applied! Maria tries to climb into the ring but the referee goes over to stop her. With his back turned, he doesn't see someone sliding into the ring, holding the EMF Women's Championship belt that he stole from ringside. Cena jumps up but is unable to stop the person from hitting him with the belt. He goes down and Lashley hooks the leg. Maria returns to the apron causing the referee to turn around and count 1...... 2....... kick out!) JR: I belive that's Rusev.... what's he doing here? King: I guess Trump paid for more than Lashley to help Maria win.... Kris: They're determined to get that title one way or another.... (Maria looks angry on the outside. Lashley picks Cena up but Cena looks over and sees Laura looking concerned and this seems to fire him up. Cena fires away with right hands and backs Lashley up and then takes him down with a shoulder tackle. Cena stands over Lashley and does the YOU CAN'T SEE ME taunt. Maria climbs into the ring but Laura clotheslines her down before she can do anything. Laura then looks at her Dad, and does the YOU CAN'T SEE ME taunt as well, and both of them both hit a 5 knuckle shuffle! Lashley and Maria stumble up and both Cena and Laura hoist them up and then drive them down with the FU and the Royally Screwed! Laura goes back to the apron and Cena goes across and tags her in, making Maria legal once more. Maria has barely moved but Laura goes over and applies the WT...H! to Maria! Rusev tries to get there but Maria taps out too fast and the referee calls for the bell!) JR: I think Rusev had another trick up his sleeve.... but Maria couldn't hang on long enough. King: Donald Trump may want to rethink that endorsement.... Kris: She won't always have Daddy there to save her..... (Laura stands up to celebrate but before she can ever get to her feet she is taken down by a jumping Roundhouse kick by Rusev's wife, Lana. Lana places the unsuspecting Laura into the Accolade! Cena turns to save her but gets hit by a hangtime from Rusev and walks right into a SPEAR from Lashley! Rusev and Lashley stand over Cena and hoist Maria up like she won the match and start to carry her out of there celebrating how great she is while Donald Trump appears on the titantron to once again endorse her. Suddenly Tiffany slides into the ring and looks for a TNT on Lana, but she escapes out of the ring, releasing Laura in the process. Tiffany goes over to check on the champion and is soon joined by John Cena. Once Cena is there to look after Laura, Tiffany goes across and instead starts yelling at Catherine about something as we head to a video package for the main event.) ("Radio" blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage with one half of the tag team championships. He steps inside of the ring.) JR-Zack Ryder has the chance to get the grand slam here tonight. King-It's the return of a grand slam! Kris Gaffney-Dan Godwin is rolling over in his grave, and he's not even dead...just bald. ("Waking the demon" blasts on the PA system. Out steps the World Champion Jon Spartan on the stage along with his advacate, Jack Heyman. He walks down to the ring, and steps inside of the ring.) JR-But to defeat the champion, it'll take an effort unlike we haven't seen from anyone. King-He's definitely going to be difficult to defeat. [Zack Ryder starts out in pumping up the crowd as they chant "let's go Ryder Woo! Woo! Woo". Jack Heyman yells at Jon Spartan about how he is punking him out to teach him a lesson. Jon Spartan yells "THIS IS SPARTA", he runs towards Zack Ryder when Ryder isn't looking, but Ryder was suckering him in, and he hits a drop toe thold that sends Jon Spartan face first into the turnbuckle. This stuns Spartan enough that Zack Ryder is able to hit a few fists to teh face of Jon Spartan. He grabs his arm, and attempts to whip him out of the corner, but it's stopped by Spartan, Ryder tries again, but Spartan is able to puts on the breaks, and he throws him over the top rope. Zack Ryder lands on the apron, and then he grabs his head, and brings his neck on the top turnbuckle. He stumbles backwards, and then Zack Ryder climbs up back on the apron, and he climbs up to the top rope. Zack Ryder measures up as Spartan tursn around. Spartan gets hit with a missile drop kick.Spartan is down, and Ryder see's a chance to maybe get a quick win, and he quickly goes into the cover hooking the leg. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1.................2..KICK OUT with authoity by Jon Spartan. Zack Ryder looks amazed at the power of Spartan, but Spartan is less than willing to take time to share his amazement with him, and then he gets up to his feet. He pushes Zack Ryder into the corner with his shoulder. Ryder is in the corner. Jon Spartan attempts to go for a shoulder block into the gut. But it's countered with a knee into the face of Jon Spartan. Spartan is dazed, he hooks him into a russian leg sweep, and hits one that sends Spartan face first into the top turnbuckle.] JR-Zack Ryder might have set up up Spartan right where he wants him. King-This isn't how it was suppose to be. Kris Gaffney-Guess not. [Zack Ryder backs up, and he does the fist pump. WOO! WOO! WOO! He goes for the Broski boot to the face, but it's countered by Spartan getting up, and dropping him for a spike front spine buster that sends him down on the mat. Spartan falls down on the mat. Spartan doesn't look too happy, and then he see's Zack Ryder getting up to his feet, and he hits a knee lift into the gut, and then he sets him up, and he whips him to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. He hits a belly to belly over head throw that send him flying through the air, and he crashes down on the mat. Slowly he gets up in the corner, and Jon Spartan charges, and he hits a running clothesline in the corner, and he waits for Zack Ryder, he picks him up, and he hangs Zack Ryder into the tree of woe. He backs up as he is allowing Zack Ryder to think about what he's about to do next.] JR-Zack Ryder is in trouble here. King-Tell him something he doesn't know. Kris Gaffney-The jersey shore has been off the air for sometime. [Jon Spartan runs towards him, and he goes for a baseball slide to the face. But Ryder moves out of the way. Spartan slides into the ring post. Spartan is in a lot of pain. He pulls himself outo f the ring post. He turns around right into a top rop Rough Ryder by Zack Ryder!! Spartan seems to be down for the count. Ryder goes into the cover on Spartan. The ref counts 1............2.........3!!] JR-Ryder did it!! He won the world championship!! King-That was a big mistake. Kris Gaffney-Sure he didn't expect that. (Ryder holds up the World championship as Shockwave goes off the air.)

EMF: Return of an Era

(Copyright information flashes on the screen. We go into a highlight video about how Era's have returned at this Pay View View in the past, and in the present. Finally an introduction screen welcomes us to Return of an Era 2018. The lights are off. Suddenly pyrotecnics reign down on the stage, crashing down. The lights turn on, and fans are yelling, and waving their signs.)

JR-We are here live Miami, Florida. Welcome to Return of an Era. King, we are in for quite a night.

King-That's putting it mildly JR. Because tonight, all championships are on the line!!

Kris Gaffney-Which despite how odd that is...were usually always one or two away anyways.

King-Shut up Gaffney.

JR-Let's get this show started!

(We open up with Steve Walker walking down the hall way. He has chicken feathers on him as he's bruised up. He's wearing his Link costume.)

.::Steve Walker::.-Ok...what have I learned....never attack a chicken to make your own dinner...got it. Steve waits for a few moments I DON'T GOT IT...*gets a dark look I'll get those chickens. Goes back to normal*...anyways, wonder what is here.

(Steve Walker walks up to a man in the room.)

.::Steve Walker::.-Yay, what's your story.

.::Man::.-I am Era.

.::Steve Walker::.-Good to know...

.::Era::.-A year from now, one of us shall return!

(Era runs off commando style. Steve Walker stares at the man who ran off.)

.::Steve Walker::.-Well, that's just great. Now no one can ever question the Pay Per View name again. All this saving is making me tired. I think I deserve a break.

(Steve walks down the hall way, Laura Cena is standing by.)

.::Steve Walker::.-Hey my queen, I've been out all day being the legendary hero, I think that calls for going into that locker room over there, and getting my health restored. If you know what I mean

(Big Show walks by, he opens his mouth, and closes it.)

Laura: I don't need to know what you're going to do in that locker room... just don't try and involve me, ok?

(Suddenly Catherine walks on the screen giggling.)

.::"The Original Princess" Catherine Walker::.-I know what he thinks he's going to be doing...

(She giggles, and whispers about something about prior Zelda games in Laura's ear. Laura raises her eye brows, and looks amused.)

Laura: Good luck with that.... I'm the Queen, I have to hold myself to certain standards. Go find someone else fit that's what you need after your quest...

.::Steve Walker::.-Well excccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccuse ME princess.......Queen...I mean....BLAST IT WOMAN, you'll see! Then you won't stone wall me like that tease in the mushroom kingdom! You'll

(Ashley appears in her Peach outfit, and holds up her pig Kevin Bacon, who makes a noise, to which Steve Walker runs off yelling "GANON!!". We fade to the ring.)

("Game On" blasts on the PA system. Tony Ikeda and Zack Ryder walks out on the stage. They walk down to the ring, and step inside of teh ring.)

JR-The Badd Bros have fought long, and hard to get this shot.

King-And it comes at the same time as a Ryder world title shot.

Kris Gaffney-Figures.

("One True Villain" blasts on the PA system. The tag team champions, Daryl Prichard and Marty Scurll walk out on the stage holding up the tag team championships with Carmella walking behind them. They step inside of the ring.)

JR-This is the first we have seen Daryl in a while.

King-Wonder if he'll have any ring rust.

Kris Gaffney-He is coming off an injury after all.

[Zack Ryder and Daryl "Graveler" Prichard stand in the middle of the ring, and they pace around the ring. They lock up, and then Zack Ryder is able to take down Graveler down on the mat. Daryl Prichard gets up to his feet. Zack Ryder comes off of the ropes, and he hits a running shoulder block that puts him down on the mat. Slowly he gets up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet, he hits a kick to the gut that doubles over, he front face locks him, and he drops him for a spinning neck breaker that puts him down on the mat. Daryl Prichard is down on the mat, and then Zack Ryder goes into the cover. The ref counts 1...........2......KICK OUT by Daryl Prichard. Zack Ryder h its a few stomps on the downed Daryl Prichard. Zack Ryder picks up Prichard, and he brings him into the corner. He makes the tag to Tony Ikeda. Zack Ryder lifts Prichard's arm allowing Tony Ikeda to hit a punch into the ribs. Daryl Prichard stumbles forward. Tony Ikeda attempts to whip him to the ropes, but it's reversed. Daryl "Graveler" Prichard lowers his head, but it's countered with him grabbing his hair, and driving him down on the mat. Daryl "Graveler" Prichard is slow to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet, he kicks him in the gut, and Tony Ikeda throws him hard into the corner shoulder fist. Prichard clear is in a lot of pain.]

JR-The tag team champions have not had not the best of starts.

King-I'm sure their hoping it'll start better for them later.

[Tony Ikeda makes the tag to Zack Ryder, Zack Ryder whips Graveler to the corner. He crashes into the corner, and he runs to the corner. But Prichard answers with a Stone Fist. Zack Ryder goes down on the mat. Daryl Prichard dives, and he makes the tag to Marty Scurll. Marty Scurll comes into the ring, and he hits a hard fist to the face of Ryder, Ryder goes down on the mat. He crashes down on the mat. Scurll picks up Ryder, and he whips him to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, he comes off of the ropes. He hits a scoop power slam. He goes into the cover on Ryder. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts the 1.............2...........KICK OUT by Zack Ryder.]

JR-Scurll looking to put away Ryder.

King-That wouldn't spell good things for the main event.

Kris Gaffney-I'm sure he isn't thinking about that right now.

[Prichard gets tagged in, and he hits a few forearm shots to the face that makes him back up. He tries to whip him to the ropes, and does. But Prichard saw it. He runs towards Tony, Tony counters with a hang man. Prichard turns towards Ryder who hits the Rough Ryder.Tony Ikeda goes into the cover on Prichard, the ref counts 1................2...............3!!]

JR-Graveler let his guard down, and it cost him.

("That's Entertainment" blasts on the PA system. Logan Riley walks out on the stage. He walks down to the ring.)

JR-Tonight we can see two wrestlers go for the grand slam.

King-That's always good, right?

Kris Gaffney-It can be.

("One True Villain" blasts on the PA system. Marty Scurll walks out on the stage. He walks to the ring side area, and steps inside of the ring.)

JR-I doubt that the champion is going to let it happen.

King-The night didn't start out well for Scurll, I guess this is the only chance for him to turn it around.

Kris Gaffney-One out of two isn't bad.

King-But not ideal when both matches has championships on the line.

[Marty Scurll and Logan Riley stand in the ring, and they talk trash. Marty Scurll pushes Logan Riley. Logan Riley answers back with a super kick that puts him down on the mat. Marty Scurll quickly goes into the cover on Logan Riley. THe ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1..............2........KICK OUT by Marty Scurll. Logan Riley picks up Marty Scurll, and he hits a few forearm shots to the face that makes him to stumble backwards, he falls back into the ropes, he grabs his arm, and then whipped to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes Logan Riley hits a running back elbow that puts down Marty Scurll. Scurll falls down on the mat, he quickly gets up, but he's dazed once he gets up to his feet, he stumbles backwards, and he is in the corner, Logan Riley is able to close the gap without Marty Scurll throwing a fist to the face. Logan Riley sets him up, and he gets hit with a knife edge chop that echo's through out the arena. He brings him out of the corner, and he hits a hard short arm clothesline that puts down Marty Scurll. Logan Riley yells that he's going to be a grand slam champion. He picks up Marty Scurll by the hair, he sets him up into a vertical suplex position, he lifts him up, and he drops him for a falcon arrow. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1...........2..KICK OUT by Marty Scurll. Marty tries to get up to his feet, Logan Riley kicks him in the gut.]

JR-Logan Riley might want to attempt to go for the Final Cut.

King-What do you mean "might".

Kris Gaffney-Depends on what you meant by "was" jerk...

[Marty Scurll is slow to get up to his feet, and Logan Riley attempts to go for the Final Cut, but his foot is caught by Marty Scurll. Scurll throws him in a circle, he hits a kick to the gut, he hooks him into a double under hook DDT that plants him on the mat. Marty Scurll takes time to rest up. While this is going on Logan RIley rolls out of the ring, and he climbs up to his feet on the apron using the ropes. Scurll is up to his feet, and he goes towards Logan Riley. Riley isa ble to counter with a forearm shot to the face. Scurll makes a circle, and he hits a bicycle kick to the side of the head. Marty Scurll brings out Logan Riley on the second rope, and he connects with a swinging neck breaker off of the second rope. Logan Riley seems down, and out, he pulls him to the middle of the ring, and he goes into the cover on Logan Riley. The ref counts 1............2....KICK OUT by Logan Riley Scurll picks him up, and he sets him up, and he goes for the money maker. But it's countered by Logan Riley ducking under, Scurll runs, he runs to the ropes, he jumps on the ropes. He spring boards off, and he goes for a chuck kick to the head that connects. Logan Riley falls to his knee's, and then falls flat on his face as Scurll looks like he's happy with the situation that he finds himself in.]

JR-Scurll needs to keep moving forward with the attack.

King-There is always time to be the villain.

Kris Gaffney-Until it's not.

[Logan Riley gets up ni the corner. Scurll runs, and he oges for a splash in the corner. Logan moves out of the way. Scurll crashes into the corner, and he stumbles out of the corner. Logan sets up Scurll, and he sets him up on the top turnbuckle. He climbs up with him. Logan RIley looks over the crowd, but Scurll is able to hook him, and is about to drop him for a top rope power bomb, but Scurll is able to counter with a head scissors hurricanarana that sends him flying. Scurll gets up to his feet, and Logan Riley seeing this chance goes for the Final Cut, which connects, but not fully Scurll dazed on his feet. He clearly got enough as it seems he’s out on his feet. Riley goes for another to knock down Scurll. Scurll ducks it, and hits the Money Maker on Riley. Both wrestlers fall down…with their arm over each other. The ref looks confused. He starts to count down both wrestlers as he goes inot position. The ref counts 1…………………..2………………..Scurll barely rolls his shoulder up….3!!]

JR-Marty Scurll barely escapes here with his title in tacked.

King-He barely was able to hit more of his finisher than Riley which must have been the difference.

(Daryl Prichard's music hits as he and Carmella step out from the back and begin their walk to the ring. Daryl looking up at the suspended Hell In A Cell with a smile.)

KG- The Rock, I mean Graveler has returned!

JR- Well, his first returning match earlier tonight didn't go as planned. He lost the tag titles but he's hoping he can regain that Extreme Championship from Walter.

King- Let's just hope Melonia is ringside, you know for the melons and stuff.

Announcer- And making his way to the ring. He is the former Extreme Champion, standing 6'0" weighing in at 219lbs, he is DARYL "GRAVELER" PRICHARD!

(As Daryl is halfway down the ramp, Jesse Peachman comes running out from the back with a steel chair. Once he gets close he winds up to swing it at Daryl, but Daryl is able to push Carmella out of the way and ducks the chair shot. Peachman looks to be worried and Daryl stalks him with the look of anger on his face. He looks over at Carmella and asks if she is ok and after she nods he continues walking towards Jesse as Jesse walks. Backwards shaking his head no. All of a sudden Braun Strawberry and CM Prune sprint out from the back. Strawberry smashes Daryl in the back with a hard closeline to the back of the neck, as he stumbles forward Peachman nails him in the head with the steel chair bending it in half as Daryl falls to the ground. Peachman tosses the chair.)

JR- Oh no, come on guys don't do this!

KG- Looks like melons beat stone...

King- Well, isn't this just juicy... Where is Melonia?

Carmella- NO... STOP! NO, PLEASE STOP!

(Carmella continues to yell as Braun Strawberry picks Daryl up and holds him as CM Prune throws a hard punch to Daryls gut. As Daryl leans forward Prune picks him up and drops him with a GTS. Strawberry picks Daryl up, tosses him over his shoulder and walks over to the steel steps. He looks at Peachman and Prune and the two take the steps apart and move the top steps away giving Braun Strawberry the room to hit Daryl with a Powerslam on top of the steel steps. The three men slide Daryl into the ring and stare down Carmella as they leave. Carmella slides in the ring to check on Daryl along with the official. The two help Daryl lean up onto the corner.)

Ref- We are going to have to cancel this match.

Dary- No... N

Carmella- Come on baby, you can't go like this.

(Daryl rubs his head and shakes it. He wipes his forehead and looks at blood on his hand and shakes his head.)

Daryl- Fuck that, I've got this. In case you've forgotten, I'm Daryl fucking Prichard and I don't quit.

(The Duck song blasts as Walter Melon begins his walk down to the ring with his extreme championship on his shoulder, a smirk on his face and Melonia along with Carmelon by his sides. Carmella is in the ring trying to convince Daryl not to go through with the match, but he doesn't listen and tells the announcer to continue.)

JR- this just isn't right, he tried using his henchman to take Daryl out, luckily Daryl is tough as nails and this match will still happen.

King- (giggles like a school girl) Yea, but the good news is Melonia is here!

KG- Well, good news about that is that we don't have to listen to you much tonight.

Announcer- And making his way to the ring. Standing 6'3" he is the Extreme Champion, WALTER MELON!

(Daryl gives Carmella a kiss as she climbs out of the ring. He turns around and starts yelling at Walter. Walter laughs, looks at his belt and rubs it. He climbs in the ring and nods his head as he unstrapps the belt and holds it in the air. He hands the belt over to the official as the Hell In A Cell begins to lower. The reff holds it in the air before handing it to someone outside of the ring. When the Cell is completely lowered the bell sounds.)

King- I love Melons...

JR- Eyes on the match king.

(The two waste no time and meet in the middle of the ring and begin trading hands to the face. Finally Daryl blocks one, but before he can throw another, Walter kicks him in the nuts and Daryl grabs himself as he falls over. Walter turns to look at Carmella and he blows her a kiss.)

JR- Aw, come on he is supposed to be a champion and he's fighting dirty!

King- Yea, but those Melons...

KG- The Melon Gods seem to be ok with it.

(After Walter finishes taunting he grabs Daryl by the head and begins to lift him up, but Daryl pushes Walter's hands off of his head and throws a hard right and then a kick to the gut causing Daryl to curl over. Daryl grabs Walter by the back of the head and throws him hard into the corner, he climbs up and begins to throw hard punches that the crowd counts out.)

Crowd- ONE... TWO... THREE... FOUR... FIVE... SIX... SEVEN... EIGHT... NINE...

(Before ten Daryl stops, flips the crowd off and jumps off of the turnbuckle. He circles around shaking his head and then jumps up and throws a hard kick that connects to the side of Walter's head which drops him. He stands up and wipes the blood from his head again. Bends down and grabs Walter, picks him up by his head and Daryl throws him hard out of the ring through the middle rope. Walter rolls over to the cage and begins to use it to climb back to his feet as Daryl rushes him and slams his knee into the side of Walter's face crushing it against the cage. Walter goes back down, Daryl lifts him by his head and smashes it against the cage and begins sliding it hard across the cage side cutting Walter open and then slamming Walter's face into the ground. Daryl then grabs the fens himself, jumps in the air and uses the fence to get more height before crashing down with two feet onto Walter's back. Daryl then lifts Walter up and throws him hard into the outside of the ring and as Walter bounces of Daryl swings and connects with the STONE FIST! Knocking Walter out cold as he drops to the ground hard.)

JR- Bah Gawd! Did you hear that connection?!

King- No, but I sure see them Melons!

KG- If Daryl can get Walter in the ring, there is a good chance he will regain that belt!

(Daryl yells at Walter as he picks him up and slides him into the ring. Daryl flicks his hand and Walter's blood splashes off as he climbs into the ring. When inside Daryl yells at Walter. "I'M THE FUCKING CHAMP!" And then Daryl pins.)

Ref- ONE... TWO... THHRR (KICKOUT)

KG- Wow, he kicked out!

JR- I can't believe it!

King- Can you believe those Melons?

(Daryl pissed off, he holds three fingers up to the ref, but the ref response with two. Daryl walls towards the ref but the ref backs up. Daryl then looks at the downed and bloodied Walter and then Daryl wipes his own blood from his forehead before sliding out of the ring. He reaches under the ring as if he is reaching for a weapon, he tries to pull out but seems that his hand is stuck. Out from underneath slides Nakamango and Omegrape and when Daryl tries to pull back Apple Juice Styles slides out of under the ring while holding Daryls arm. When out, Apple Juice pulls Daryls arm and when he comes down he kicks him in the forehead, falls back into the cage, but on the bounce he uses his momentum and throws a hard punch striking Omegrape. As Daryl stumbles forward into the ring Nakamango attacks from behind but Daryl throws an elbow connecting with Nakamango's nose and when he goes to attack Omegrape Apple Juice kicks out his legs. Daryl falls to one knee.)

JR- Oh now come one, this just isn't fair!

King- What isn't fair is keeping those melons behind clothing! Free the melons Melonia!

KG- Daryl is now outnumbered by the Melon Club.

(Omegrape smacks Daryl and Daryl goes to stand up but Nakamango leaps up grabbing his head and falling back with a hard DDT. AJ stands up grabbing Daryl, both he and Omegrape grab a hand of Daryl and throw him hard into the door of the cage and it breaks open as Daryl falls to the ground. Nakamango is first out, he stomps Daryl on the back. Both Nakamango and Omegrape pick Daryl up. Inside the ring Walter begins getting his wits as he pulls himself to his feet, blood coveted face and smiling. Nakamango and Omegrape both whip Daryl hard into the cage and Daryl bounces off and as he is falling AJ connects with a Dropkick. Walter gets out of the ring and cage, he walks over and points to the announce tables. AJ, Nakamanga, and Omegrape pick up Daryl and Cary him towards the table as Walter begins to climb the cage. They lay Daryl on the table and begin punching him until Walter is atop the hell in a cell looking over the edge at Daryl receiving a Melon Club beat down and he smiles. Carmella tries to run over but she is grabbed by both Melonia and Carmelon and held against her will forced to watch.)

King- Don't you hurt those melons!

KG- What's he going to do!

JR- No Walter, don't do it!

Crowd- THIS IS AWESOME, THIS IS AWESOME, THIS IS AWESOME!

(Walter reaches into his melon tighty whities and pulls out a grape and tosses it into his mouth before jumping off the side of the cage landing feet first onto Daryls chest connecting with FRUIT SMASH!)

JR- BAH GAWD, I THINK HE KILLED HIM!

Crowd- HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

(Carmelon and Melonia let go of Carmella as she falls to her knees tearing up with her hands over her mouth. Daryl seeming to be motionless is dragged by the Melon Club back into the ring. Nakamango and AJ lift up Daryl as Kenny Omegrape connects with CROYT'S GRAPES OF WRATH! Daryl collapses like a sack of rocks. AJ climbs the top rope, jumps off and connects with SPLASH OF JUICE! AJ and Omegrape hold Daryl up as Nakamango runs and connects with LEMONSHASA! Finally Walter leaning in the corner, blood coveted face laughing as the rest of the Melon Club lift Daryl up, Walter sprints, dives head first connecting with THE BANANA SPLIT!)

JR- this is down right disgusting! Daryl isn't the nicest human being, but nobody deserves this!

KG- This is tough to watch...

King- Well, those melons aren't.

(Walter goes for the pin.)

Ref- ONE... TWO... THREE!!!

DING DING DING!

Announcer- Here is your winner, and STILL Extreme Champion, WALTER MELON!

(Walter stands up, laughing at the downed and bloodied Prichard as the Melon Club grab his championship and hand it to him. Walter holds the championship in the air standing over Daryl as EMTs and officials come sprinting down to help. Melon Club all begin to leave and Carmella rushes into the ring to help as we fade to commercial.)

("Hell awaits" blasts on the PA system. Cyrus Black walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Here is the moment many people have been waiting for.

Kris Gaffney-I haven't.

King-I have, but Cyrus doesn't believe it.

("Game On" blasts on the PA system. TOny Ikeda walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Let's remember the history between Cyrus and Tony. Let's remember Cyrus did beat Tony for his first world championship, but it was also Cyrus who lost to Tony which set him to his last world championship.

King-Someone put a lot of thought into this match.

Kris Gaffney-Odd's are many people didn't think that deep into it.

[Cyrus Black and Tony Ikeda stand in the middle of the ring. They both talk trash, Tony Ikeda can't believe that Cyrus somehow made it to the arena. Cyrus Black answers with a head butt that knocks him backwards. Tony Ikeda throws a fist to the face. Cyrus Black ducks under, and he hooks him, and he lifts him up, and he drops him for the an atomic drop. Cyrus Black stumbles forwards, and then he turns towards Tony Ikeda. He lifts him up, and he throws him over his head for a t-bone suplex that sends him down on the mat. TOny Ikeda hits the mat hard, and then Tony Ikeda is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. He hits a few forearm shots to the face that makes him stumble backwards, and then he pushes him into the corner, and Cyrus Black hits a few shots to the gut, and then he whips Tony ikeda to the opposite side of the ring. Cyrus Black follows him into the corner. He crashes into the corner, and Tony Ikeda is able to counter with a back elbow that sends him backwards. Tony Ikeda runs towards Cyrus. Cyrus Black counters with a hip toss that sends Tony Ikeda down on the mat. He gets up to his feet. Cyrus Black picks him up, and he brings him over to the turnbuckle, and he drops him face first into the top turnbuckle with snake eyes. He waits for Tony Ikeda to get up, and he lifts him up, and he drops him over for a back breaker. TOny Ikeda rolls around in a lot of pain.]

JR-Tony Ikeda might be in trouble here.

King-He shouldn't have put all his egg's in the Cyrus won't show basket.

Kris Gaffney-It is a tempting basket though..

[Cyrus Black hooks Tony Ikeda for the Black out but, it's countered with a few elbows to the side of the head. Tony Ikeda hooks Cyrus, and he lifts him up, and he drops him down with a full nelson slam. Tony Ikeda falls on the ropes. He takes this time to rest up. He watches as Cyrus Black is slow to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet, once he gets up to his feet. He throws a fist to the face, but it's blocked, and he hits a few fists to the face. He then pushes him backwards, and he whips him off of the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, Tony Ikeda lowers his head, and he hits a back body drop that sends him flying through the air, and he crashes down on the mat. Cyrus Black is geting up to his feet. Tony Ikeda picks up Cyrus Black, and he drops him for a scoop slam driver. He hooks the leg of Cyrus Black. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1..................2......KICK OUT by Cyrus Black. Tony Ikeda takes a few moments to rest up.]

JR-Tony is coming back.

Kris Gaffney-Wait until Cyrus has to take on a thousand me clone army.

King-That might be interesting...if real.

[Tony Ikeda lifts up Cyrus Black, and he hooks him into a full nelson, Cyrus hits a snapmare that sends Tony flying. Tony crashes down on the mat. Slowly he gets up to his feet, once he gets up to his feet. He turns right into a set up, and Cyrus drops Tony for the Black out!! Tony face crashes into the mat, and seem out. Cyrus pushes him on his back. Cyrus goes inot the cover on Tony. The ref goes into position, the ref counts 1.............2............3!!]

JR-Tony gets countered, and walked right into the Black Out.

Kris Gaffney-I'll get you Misssssssssssssssssssssssssssteeeeeerr Anderssssssson

The voices of "Power" are heard throughout the arena as one by one the lights around the stadium are cut out with a loud clack. Soon the only lights visible, outside of the hundreds of cell phone lights, are the spot lights pointing to the center of the stage. from out of the center fog begins to billow out and slowly a figure begins to emerge. Rising out of the fog Prince Donté Shujaa is bathed in light wearing a Vambowain war mask. He continues to slowly ascend until he his standing on the stage and at the line "No one man should have all that power" Donté removes the mask looking straight into the camera with a smirk.

At this point the lights come back on with lots of gold, red, and green. Behind him Tumoni walks out from the back his massive frame walking stoically next to Prince Donté's cocky stride. Prince Donté makes his way down the ramp, throwing a few practice jabs, rolling his neck, and shouting at the fans.

Prince Donté jumps up onto the apron and heads right to the far corner turnbuckle. He climbs up to the top and stares out at the crowd for a moment, looking out at all the EMF fans. Then he swing a hook right, then left, and then he roars out as the crowd makes themselves heard.

Shujaa's face slips back into a smirk as he looks the crowd over once more before hoping down from the turnbuckle.

(“Burn in my light” blasts on the PA system, Resurrected 1 walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Resurrected 1 was the first to get a #1 contendership match, but as fate had it, it didn’t end there.

King-That’s an understatement.

Kris Gaffney-Can you stand up for big matches?

(“Zach Zachary’s theme blasts on the PA system. Zach Zachary walks down to the ring, and enters it.)

JR-Donte and Zach were entered into this match based on the fact that they double pinned each other match to receive contender matches, and went on to beat Daniel Bryan, and Carnage.

King-Sometimes it works out for you.

Kris Gaffney-We’ll see if that luck continues

(“Ultimate Countdown” blasts on the PA system. Daniel Bryan walks out on the stage, and enters the ring. “Snap your fingers, Snap your neck” blasts on the PA system. Carnage walks out on the stage, he enters the ring. )

JR-Here comes the champion.

King-Did Primetime return?

Kris Gaffney-We only could be so lucky.

[All the wrestlers for the match stand in the ring, and wait for the bell. The bell rings, and Resurrected 1 goes after…everyone. He hits a fist to the face of Donte, Zach, Carnage, and then finally Daniel Bryan. He tries to do it again, but Carnage blocks it with a head butt that stumbles Resurrected 1. Zach Zachary picks up Resurrected 1, and drops him for an inverted atomic drop. He stumbles backwards, Prince Donte Shuja charges at Resurrected 1, and he knocks him over the top rope with a running clothesline that takes him down on the mat around ring side. Inside of the ring the rest of the wrestlers start to fight. Prince Donte Shujaa goes over to Resurrected 1, and he brings him over to the ring steps, and he smashes his head on the ring steps. Resurrected 1 stumbles a few steps, and then Prince Donte Shujaa comes from behind Resurrected 1, and he hooks him and drop him backwards for a russian leg sweep that connects on the ramp. He crashes on the stage. He is in a lot of pain, and then Donte Shujaa hits a few stomps on the downed Resurrected 1. Inside of the ring, Daniel Bryan is running to the he comes off of the ropes. He goes for a suicide dive, but Donte Shujaa moves out of the way.]

JR-That move didn’t quite work out for Daniel Bryan,

King-Worth a try.

Kris Gaffney-I’m sure he doesn’t think so.

[Donte Shujaa grabs Daniel Bryan, but Daniel Bryan counters with an eye rake this stumbles Donte Shujaa. He throws Donte Shujaa into the ring steps. Daniel Bryan turns towards Resurrected 1, but Resurrected 1 had recovered while Bryan had taken Donte’s attention off of him, and he hits a singapore cane shot that puts down Daniel Bryan. Resurrected 1 grabs Daniel Bryan, and he hooks him, and he drops him for a double arm suplex. Daniel Bryan is down on the mat. Resurrected 1 picks him up, and he throws him into the ring. Resurrected 1 climbs up to the apron, and he sling shots himself over the top rope, and connects with a splash over the top rope.]

JR-Resurrected 1 could get the win here.

King-I would stand up, and clap, but someone glued me to my seat.

Kris Gaffney-Thank me later.

[Resurrected 1 goes into the cover on Daniel Bryan. The ref goes into position to make the count. He counts 1…………2………..Zach Zachary comes into the picture, and he smashes him with a diving elbow drop. Zach Zachary picks up Resurrected 1, and he hits a few forearm shots to the face that knocks him backwards. Then he whips him to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, and he hooks him, lifts him up for a hip toss, and drops him for a neck breaker. Zach Zachary calls for the three comas. He is slow to get up to his feet, Resurrected 1 turns right into the three comas. But it’s countered, Resurrected pushes him off of the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. Zach Zachary hits a flying forearm shot to the face that knocks him down on the mat. Zach Zachary waits for Resurrected 1 to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet, he kicks him in the gut, and he plants him down with a piledriver.]

King-HEY!!

Kris Gaffney-That’ll keep you in your seat

King-I guess so…

[Zach is about to go into the cover on Resurrected 1, but Carnage grabs him by his hair, and he throws him into the corner, and then he hits a few body punches to the gut. He backs out of the corner, and then he hits a running knee lift into the gut. He waits for Zach Zachary to stumble towards him, and he lifts him up, and drops him for a side walk slam. He goes into the cover on Zach Zachary. The ref goes into position to make the count, the ref counts 1……….2….KICK OUT by Zach Zachary.]

JR-The champion almost got out of here with the IC championship.

King-You say that like it would be a surprise, but in this match, it is.

Kris Gaffney-Guess you can only keep moving when you’re in a match like this.

[Carnage goes to the outside of the ring , he grabs a table, and he brings it into the ring. He slides into the ring, and he sets it up. He turns around, and he gets hit with a chair shot by Daniel Bryan. Bryan hits another chair shot. Daniel Bryan backs up, and he hits a running knee to the face that sends Carnage out of the ring. Daniel Bryan puts Zach Zachary on the on the table. Daniel Bryan climbs out of the ring. He climbs up to the top rope.He goes for a flying headbutt, but Zach Zachary moves out of the way. Bryan crashes into the mat. Zachary picks him out of the wreckage. He drops him for the 3 Commas. He see’s Prince coming, and he gets up, and hits a fist to the face. Zach picks him up over his shoulder. Prince struggles out. Zach turns around, he catches a kick by Prince. He spins around Prince. Prince catches him with a kick to the side of the head. Zach goes out of the ring. Prince Donte goes into the cover on Daniel Bryan. The ref goes into position. The ref counts 1…………2…………3!!]

JR-Through all of the chaos, Prince Donte gets the win, and the IC championship.

King-He could have said carnage.

Kris Gaffney-Guess he didn’t want to go for the obvious line.

("With Legs Like That" blasts out over the PA System and out comes Maria Kanellis ahead of her tag team match with the Women's Title on the line. She is soon joined on the ramp by her tag team partner, Bobby Lashley.)

JR: Well it seems Maria is now not only endorsed by President Trump.... but her run for the title is being funded by him.

King: He's hired her the best possible partner for tonight, there's no way they can lose!

Kris: I wouldn't be so sure... Laura didn't do too badly herself.

("Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" by Miley Cyrus plays next and Laura Cena comes out on to the ramp alongside her manager Catherine Walker. They stop at the top of the ramp and wait, and the crowd begins to boo, knowing what is coming. Sure enough "Bad, Bad Man" hits next, and out comes John Cena to an even louder chorus of boos.)

JR: Now this truly is the Return of an Era....

King: He must have a death wish to cross the president and Bobby Lashley....

Kris: Wonder how Catherine feels accompanying him to the ring....

(Cena and Laura slide into the ring and Cena hugs his daughter. Laura decides to start the match and so does Maria. The bell rings and the two of them circle the ring and then lock up. Laura hits some right hands to Maria quickly backing her up. She gets Maria into the corner and then hits some more shots on her. Laura then brings her out of the corner and positions her and nails the Clean Sweep! Laura drops into a quick cover for 1...... kick out! Laura doesn't seem surprised and hits a few stomps on Maria but Maria battles back to her feet. Maria hits some elbows on Laura and one catches her in the face and knocks her back. Maria uses the opportunity to grab Laura and hurl her into the turnbuckle. Laura falls to a seated position and Maria runs and hits a bronco buster on her. Maria stands up and Laura stumbles to her feet and Maria charges, looking for the Beautiful Bulldog, but Laura grabs her as she floats past her and then counters into a huge suplex. Laura sits up and shakes her head, seemingly surprised at how game Maria has been so far.)

JR: I think Maria Kanellis caught the champion a little off guard there.

King: They've wrestled so many times before, and it's never ended well for Maria...

Kris: But that was before the President of the United States started to support her!

(Laura picks up Maria Kanellis and straight away hoists her up for a Royally Screwed. Maria tries to battle out and hits some hard elbows to the head, causing Laura to drop her and she lands on her feet. Maria dives across the ring and tags in Bobby Lashley, but this makes John Cena legal. Cena comes in and straight away takes down Lashley with a shoulder tackle to boos from the crowd. Cena does this again and then a third time as Lashley gets up each time. He then allows Lashley to get up and grabs him and goes for a suplex, but drops down, landing on his feet and counters by lifting Cena up into the air for a suplex of his own. Lashley holds Cena up for a long time, walking around the ring with him and then slams him down. Lashley waits for Cena to get up and then when he does, drills him back to the mat with a spear! Lashley hooks the leg for 1..... 2..... kick out!)

JR: Almost a very underwhelmins return to action for our boss...

King: You mean a dominating display by Donald Trump's chosen one!

Kris: Somehow, I think Maria would be ecstatic if Lashley won the title for her, even though she didn't win it herself....

(Lashley calls for a second spear as Cena stumbles to his feet. He charges at Cena again but this time Cena counters it into a drop toe hold and then applies the STFU! Lashley is struggling against the hold and reaching for the ropes but Cena rolls over back into the middle of the ring and keeps the hold applied! Maria tries to climb into the ring but the referee goes over to stop her. With his back turned, he doesn't see someone sliding into the ring, holding the EMF Women's Championship belt that he stole from ringside. Cena jumps up but is unable to stop the person from hitting him with the belt. He goes down and Lashley hooks the leg. Maria returns to the apron causing the referee to turn around and count 1...... 2....... kick out!)

JR: I belive that's Rusev.... what's he doing here?

King: I guess Trump paid for more than Lashley to help Maria win....

Kris: They're determined to get that title one way or another....

(Maria looks angry on the outside. Lashley picks Cena up but Cena looks over and sees Laura looking concerned and this seems to fire him up. Cena fires away with right hands and backs Lashley up and then takes him down with a shoulder tackle. Cena stands over Lashley and does the YOU CAN'T SEE ME taunt. Maria climbs into the ring but Laura clotheslines her down before she can do anything. Laura then looks at her Dad, and does the YOU CAN'T SEE ME taunt as well, and both of them both hit a 5 knuckle shuffle! Lashley and Maria stumble up and both Cena and Laura hoist them up and then drive them down with the FU and the Royally Screwed! Laura goes back to the apron and Cena goes across and tags her in, making Maria legal once more. Maria has barely moved but Laura goes over and applies the WT...H! to Maria! Rusev tries to get there but Maria taps out too fast and the referee calls for the bell!)

JR: I think Rusev had another trick up his sleeve.... but Maria couldn't hang on long enough.

King: Donald Trump may want to rethink that endorsement....

Kris: She won't always have Daddy there to save her.....

(Laura stands up to celebrate but before she can ever get to her feet she is taken down by a jumping Roundhouse kick by Rusev's wife, Lana. Lana places the unsuspecting Laura into the Accolade! Cena turns to save her but gets hit by a hangtime from Rusev and walks right into a SPEAR from Lashley! Rusev and Lashley stand over Cena and hoist Maria up like she won the match and start to carry her out of there celebrating how great she is while Donald Trump appears on the titantron to once again endorse her. Suddenly Tiffany slides into the ring and looks for a TNT on Lana, but she escapes out of the ring, releasing Laura in the process. Tiffany goes over to check on the champion and is soon joined by John Cena. Once Cena is there to look after Laura, Tiffany goes across and instead starts yelling at Catherine about something as we head to a video package for the main event.)

("Radio" blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage with one half of the tag team championships. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Zack Ryder has the chance to get the grand slam here tonight.

King-It's the return of a grand slam!

Kris Gaffney-Dan Godwin is rolling over in his grave, and he's not even dead...just bald.

("Waking the demon" blasts on the PA system. Out steps the World Champion Jon Spartan on the stage along with his advacate, Jack Heyman. He walks down to the ring, and steps inside of the ring.) JR-But to defeat the champion, it'll take an effort unlike we haven't seen from anyone.

King-He's definitely going to be difficult to defeat.

[Zack Ryder starts out in pumping up the crowd as they chant "let's go Ryder Woo! Woo! Woo". Jack Heyman yells at Jon Spartan about how he is punking him out to teach him a lesson. Jon Spartan yells "THIS IS SPARTA", he runs towards Zack Ryder when Ryder isn't looking, but Ryder was suckering him in, and he hits a drop toe thold that sends Jon Spartan face first into the turnbuckle. This stuns Spartan enough that Zack Ryder is able to hit a few fists to teh face of Jon Spartan. He grabs his arm, and attempts to whip him out of the corner, but it's stopped by Spartan, Ryder tries again, but Spartan is able to puts on the breaks, and he throws him over the top rope. Zack Ryder lands on the apron, and then he grabs his head, and brings his neck on the top turnbuckle. He stumbles backwards, and then Zack Ryder climbs up back on the apron, and he climbs up to the top rope. Zack Ryder measures up as Spartan tursn around. Spartan gets hit with a missile drop kick.Spartan is down, and Ryder see's a chance to maybe get a quick win, and he quickly goes into the cover hooking the leg. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1.................2..KICK OUT with authoity by Jon Spartan. Zack Ryder looks amazed at the power of Spartan, but Spartan is less than willing to take time to share his amazement with him, and then he gets up to his feet. He pushes Zack Ryder into the corner with his shoulder. Ryder is in the corner. Jon Spartan attempts to go for a shoulder block into the gut. But it's countered with a knee into the face of Jon Spartan. Spartan is dazed, he hooks him into a russian leg sweep, and hits one that sends Spartan face first into the top turnbuckle.]

JR-Zack Ryder might have set up up Spartan right where he wants him.

King-This isn't how it was suppose to be.

Kris Gaffney-Guess not.

[Zack Ryder backs up, and he does the fist pump. WOO! WOO! WOO! He goes for the Broski boot to the face, but it's countered by Spartan getting up, and dropping him for a spike front spine buster that sends him down on the mat. Spartan falls down on the mat. Spartan doesn't look too happy, and then he see's Zack Ryder getting up to his feet, and he hits a knee lift into the gut, and then he sets him up, and he whips him to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. He hits a belly to belly over head throw that send him flying through the air, and he crashes down on the mat. Slowly he gets up in the corner, and Jon Spartan charges, and he hits a running clothesline in the corner, and he waits for Zack Ryder, he picks him up, and he hangs Zack Ryder into the tree of woe. He backs up as he is allowing Zack Ryder to think about what he's about to do next.]

JR-Zack Ryder is in trouble here.

King-Tell him something he doesn't know.

Kris Gaffney-The jersey shore has been off the air for sometime.

[Jon Spartan runs towards him, and he goes for a baseball slide to the face. But Ryder moves out of the way. Spartan slides into the ring post. Spartan is in a lot of pain. He pulls himself outo f the ring post. He turns around right into a top rop Rough Ryder by Zack Ryder!! Spartan seems to be down for the count. Ryder goes into the cover on Spartan. The ref counts 1............2.........3!!]

JR-Ryder did it!! He won the world championship!!

King-That was a big mistake.

Kris Gaffney-Sure he didn't expect that.

(Ryder holds up the World championship as Shockwave goes off the air.)