EMF: Payback
	JR - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Bluetista!!! (crowd boos ****) [Bluetista comes to the ring. ] JR - and his opponent, weighing in at 231 pounds,, EC3!!! (crowd boos *) [EC3 walks to the ring. Earl Hebner is the referee for this contest. Bluetista drops EC3 with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat. EC3 checks out the ring. (the bell rings) EC3 gets elbowed to his midsection by EC3. Bluetista bounces EC3 off the ropes and faceslams him onto the mat. Bluetista gets back to his feet. EC3 gets back to his feet. Bluetista jabs EC3. EC3 hits Bluetista with a single arm DDT. EC3 is back on his feet. EC3 rolls onto Bluetista connecting with a knee. Bluetista gets hit with the shooting star press from EC3. Earl Hebner counts. ...1 ...2 Bluetista escapes. Bluetista climbs to his feet. Bluetista grabs EC3's arm and strkes his chest. EC3 get nailed with a double axhandle chop from Bluetista. Bluetista goes off the top and hits a flying sitdown splash on EC3. Bluetista puts EC3 in an arm grapevine submission. Bluetista executes a corkscrew legdrop on EC3. Now Bluetista standing. EC3 climbs to his feet. Bluetista executes a huge gutbuster on EC3. EC3 moves back to his feet. Bluetista gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on EC3. EC3 gives Bluetista the cobra clutch suplex onto the mat. EC3 hits a frog splash on Bluetista. EC3 moves back to his feet. EC3 drags Bluetista to the floor. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) ] JR - Bluetista could use some help about now. [Bluetista moves back to his feet. (..2) Bluetista with a high crossbody on EC3. Bluetista moves back to his feet. (...3) EC3 gets knocked on the ground and Bluetista flips onto him. Bluetista is up again. (....4) Bluetista fist drops EC3 on the floor. Bluetista moves back to his feet. Now EC3 standing. EC3 with a huge fisherman buster on Bluetista. EC3 sucks chants start in the crowd. Bluetista moves back to his feet. EC3 grabs Bluetista's head and hites him in the face. EC3 takes Bluetista into the ring. EC3 uses a swinging DDT to plant Bluetista's head into the mat. EC3 sucks chants start in the crowd. EC3 hits the handspring moonsault on Bluetista. Now EC3 standing. EC3 thrust kicks Bluetista in the head. Bluetista gets picked up, and dropped with the TK3. EC3 goes into the cover on Bluetista. Earl Hebner counts. ...1 ...2 ...3 JR - The winner of this match, EC3!!! (Copyright information flashes on the screen. We go into a highlight video of how each match came about. From Edge winning the fatal five way. Finally after going over the other matches we go into an introduction screen welcoming us to Payback 2019. The lights are turned off. Pyrotechnics rain down from the top of the stage. Finally they end, and the lights turn on. Fans yell, and wave their signs. The camera scans the crowd, before zooming out, and showing the location information.) JR-The EMF has come to Detroit. Welcome to this edition of Payback. I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross joined by Jerry “The King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney. King last week we saw the Rated R superstar defy the odd’s, and come out of the fatal five way match with a chance for a shot at the IC championship on the line. King-Well…anyone who would have won was defying the odd’s JR….unless Scott Steiner was in it. Kris Gaffney-That guy just throws everything into chaos. King-Or does he…? JR-Well, let’s get started with the first match of the night. (“Down with the sickness” blasts on the PA system. Angelus Archer walks to the ring, he slides into the ring.) Announcer: This match is a ladder match for a chance to be number one contender to the IC Championship. Introducing first, ANGELUS ARCHER! Jr: Well, looks like somehow Angelus found his chance at a championship again. King: It’s because he’s down with the clown! KG: He must have sold his soul to the Melon Gods. (Walking to the ring, wearing a custom robe with "Muhammad Ali" name on the back. Before he enters into the ring, he walks on the apron to the nearest corner, climbing on it, The Rock-esque. Then Ali enters the ring and removes his robe and gives it to announcer. Announcer: Making his way to the ring, MUHAMMAD ALI! Jr: This guy has been very impressive. King: Float like a butterfly and sting like a bee! KG: Is that the actually Muhammad Ali, or is that just Will Smith? (“Ultimate Countdown” blasts on the PA system. Daniel Bryan walks out on the stage. He nods to the crowd, and he does the “YES” chant down to the ring, he enters the ring, and he waits for his opponents.) Announcer: And their opponent, DANIEL BRYAN! Jr: Daniel has been at this a long time. King: Yea, but he’s lost a long time too. KG: YES! YES! YES! King, you’re right! (“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage, and he takes footage of his entrance before he enters the ring.) Announcer: And the final contestant, ZACK RYDER! Jr: And here is a favorite to win this match. It’s our grand slam champion in the hunt for the IC Championship once again. King: I don’t think he can do it, not tonight. KG: Depends guys, what do the Melon Gods want? (The four men look up at the brief case containing the contract for a IC title shot hanging above their heads.) DING! DING! DING! (The four men stare at one another, waiting for the other to make a move. Finally, Bryan runs at Ali. Bryan attempts a kick to Ali’s gut, but Ali moves out of the way and cracks Bryan with a right hook which knocks Bryan out of the ring. From behind comes running Archer, he dives taking Ali out at the back of the legs. Ryder comes running over as Archer turns around and Ryder hits the ROUGH RYDER! Ryder gets back his feet, he jumps up hitting Ali with a dropkick which sends Ali out of the ring. Ryder rolls out of the ring, grabs a ladder and slides it into the ring. Ryder then runs, leaps up off of the steel steps attempting to smash his knee into the face of Bryan, but Bryan pushes Ryder’s leg out of the way and as Ryder’s feet hit the ground and he turns around he is met with a kick from Bryan to the gut and then Bryan hooks Ryder’s head and drops back hitting Ryder with a ddt. Bryan slides into the ring, he grabs the ladder and sets it up under the briefcase with the contract. Bryan attempts to climb the ladder quickly, but in the ring slides Ali. Ali runs to the ladder, runs up the same side of the ladder as Bryan. Ali throws a punch to Ryder’s side, once, twice, three times. Ali grabs ahold of Bryan and starts to try and yank him down, but Bryan uses his other foot to try and start stomping Ali off. Ryder slides into the ring. Ryder runs, bounces off of the rope and puts both hands out running into the ladder and knocking it over, Ali jumps off just in time, but Bryan falls directly onto the ring ropes and springs off sending him flying and smashing into the canvas. Ryder then runs at Ali, once close enough Ryder attempts a lariat that Ali ducks, Ali throws a jab to Ryder’s gut and then comes up smashing Ryder with a hard European uppercut sending Ryder back into the turnbuckle. Ali climbs the turnbuckle, holds his fist into the air and begins to throw punches down into Ryder’s face as the crowd counts along.) Crowd: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! (On the tenth, Ali holds his hand in the air, but before he throws it down into Ryder’s face, Archer staggers over, hooks Ali under the legs and flings himself forward smashing Ali hard into the mat and as Archer turns around he’s met with a hard elbow from Ryder which sends Archer stumbling back and tripping over Ali, falls and rolls back to his feet. Ryder runs at Archer, leaps up to attempt a dropkick, but Archer moves aside and throws a kick to the gut of Ryder as Ryder is on his way down causing Ryder to smash into the mat grabbing at his belly.) Jr: What action so far in this match Right now, it’s anybody’s to win! KG: I wonder how the Melon Gods want this to end. We will find out soon enough. King: As long as Bryan, Ryder, and Ali don’t win, I will be happy. (Archer walks over grabbing the fallen ladder. By this time, Bryan is on his way to his feet. Archer runs at Bryan and swings the ladder smashing Bryan in the gut causing him to drop again and roll outside of the ring flopping to the outside floor grabbing at his ribs. Archer then turns his attention to Ryder, runs and smashes him in the face with the ladder, causing Ryder to start bleeding from the face as he falls again and rolls out of the ring to the outside flopping to the ground grabbing at his face. As Archer turns around, Ali is running at him, Ali leaps up dropkicking the ladder knocking it into Archer causing Archer to fall back into the turnbuckle with the ladder resting across on the middle rope. Ali backs up, sprints forward and as Ali leaps into the air, Archer pushes the ladder hard causing the ladder to swing around and smash Ali in the knee’s which drops Ali hard to the ground. Archer kicks the ladder out of the way, grabs Ali and lifts him to his feet, turns and tosses Ali out of the ring. Archer again picks up the ladder and sets it up under the contract. Archer slowly begins to climb the rope. Once he is near the top he reaches up, not close enough. So, he takes another step up the ladder. Outside the ring, Ali and Bryan are moving. Archer takes another step up and Bryan slides into the ring. Archer reaches up and his finger tips slide across the bottom of the contract. He takes one more step up and opposite of him, Bryan climbs up the ladder. Once high enough, Archer reaches down grabbing Bryan’s head and throws down a punch, once, twice, then Bryan finally blocks a punch and smashes Archer in the belly. Bryan then climbs the ladder so he’s even with Archer. The two begin trading punch for punch. Ali is up outside of the ring, he grabs and slides in a second ladder. He slides in the ring and sets it up beside the other. He begins climbing up the ladder. Once equal with Archer and Bryan the three guys begin trading punches. Ryder on the outside slowly gets to his feet. Ryder looks to see the ladders, he also slides into the ring. By this time Ali smashes Archer in the gut causing Archer to bend down, Bryan grabs the top of Archer’s head and smashes it hard into the ladder causing Archer to lose his balance and fall off of the ladder smashing hard into the ring underneath them. Ali crosses over and stands on the ladder where Archer was standing, Ali jabs Bryan, once, twice, Ali throws a right cracking Bryan in the jaw causing Bryan to fall halfway down the ladder, but catches himself. Ryder runs and bounces off of the ropes as Ali reaches up. Right as Ali begins touching the contract, Bryan jumps off of the ladder as Ryder smashes into one ladder knocking it into the other, which knocks Ali off sending Ali crashing hard into the top rope on the ring, flinging him into the air to the outside of the ring smashing into the ground hard.) Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! Jr: BAH GAWD! Somebody call the paramedics, that was a hell of a fall! KG: I’m guessing he didn’t drink his red bull. King: And look at Ryder’s face, this match is brutal! (As Ryder is wiping his eyes of blood, Bryan grabs Ryder by the arm and whips him into the ropes. On the return Bryan attempts a lariat that Ryder ducks and continues running. This time on the return Bryan smashes his knee into the gut of Ryder causing Ryder to flip over landing on his gut. Ryder pops up to his knees and Bryan begins his “YES!” Kicks to the chest of Ryder. With each kick the crowd yells YES! One! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! Bryan steps back, lunges forward to complete the kicks, but Ryder ducks the final blow. Ryder comes up as Bryan spins around, Ryder hooks Bryan by the waist and attempts a suplex, but Bryan does a flip and lands on his feet, as Ryder turns around to face Bryan, Bryan attempts the final kick again, but Ryder ducks and the two end up in opposite corners and they both rush one another again. This time on the return, Ryder is the first to leap up and smash his foot into the face of Bryan seemingly knocking Bryan unconscious and also busting up Bryan’s nose. Ryder gets up, stumbles towards the ladder, but out of nowhere from the top rope Archer comes flying with a shoulder tackle to Ryder. Archer rolls, crawls over and mounts Ryder smashing his elbows into Ryder’s face over and over and over again. Ryder’s face covered in blood, Archer’s arm covered in Ryder’s blood. Archer gets to his feet, grabs the top rope and uses his leg to slide Ryder out of the ring. He then runs, and baseball slides to the downed Bryan which causes Bryan to also roll out of the ring. Now, Archer walks back to the ladder setting it up under the contract. But, before he can begin to climb, Ali slides into the ring and stumbles to his feet. Archer walks over and takes a swing at Ali, but Ali ducks. Ali comes up with a Three right jabs to the head followed by left uppercut with theatrics he calls the ALI SHUFFLE! This knocks Archer back into the ropes, as he bounces off Ali finishes’ it up with a knockout right he calls DECIMATION which drops Archer causing him to fall through the ropes to the outside of the ring to the floor. Ali does one final shuffle before walking to the ladder and beginning to climb. He get’s to the top and reaches up unlatching the contract and pulling it to his chest.) DING! DING! DING! Announcer: Here is your winner and number one contender for the IC Championship, MUHAMMAD ALI! Jr: BAH GAWD WHAT A MATCH! KG: He floated like a bee and stung like a butterfly! King: Yeah, not sure that’s how it goes, but sure. Crowd: YOU DESERVE IT! YOU DESERVE IT! YOU DESERVE IT! (Ali sits atop the ladder and holds up the briefcase to celebrate.) (“The Duck song” blasts on the PA system. Kenny Omegrape walks out on the stage. He throws grapes to the crowd. He steps inside of the ring.) JR-Kenny impressed last week, and he got in this title match. King-Must be because the melon gods were not jerks. Kris Gaffney-It could just be a way to set up a bigger opportunity to be jerks. (“X is gonna give it to you” blasts on the PA system. Wade Wilson walks out very slowly, he steps inside of the ring.) King-Why does he walk so slowly. Kris Gaffney-Maybe he’s trying to be like Drax the Destroyer. King-Good answer [Wade Wilson slides into the ring, the bell rings, and Kenny Omegrape tries to get a quick start to this match by not allowing him to get up to his feet. Kenny Omegrape pushes him backwards, and he whips him to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. Kenny Omegrape lowers his head, and Wade Wilson kicks him into the face. Kenny Omegrape stumbles backwards. He throws a wild fist to the face. Wade Wilson ducks under, and he hooks him, and he lifts him up, and he connects with a belly to back suplex. Kenny Omegrape hits hard into the mat, and he rolls away on the mat, he gets up to his feet, and Kenny Omegrape gets up in the corner. Wade Wilson charges at him at full speed, Wade Wilson hits a running drop kick into the face of Kenny Omegrape. Kenny Omegrape face snaps backwards as he hits the move, and he backs out of the corner. Kenny Omegrape stumbles out of the corner, and Wade Wilson picks him up, and hits a falling slam on the mat. Kenny Omegrape stays on the mat. Wade Wilson climbs up to the top rope, and he stands on the second rope, and he connects with a falling splash in the downed Kenny Omegrape. Wade Wilson goes into the cover on Kenny Omegrape. The ref goes into position to make the count, the ref counts 1…………2……….KICK OUT by Kenny Omegrape. Wade Wilson holds Kenny Omegrape down on the mat, and he hits a few knee drops into the arm. Kenny Omegrape is in a lot of pain, and he holds him with an arm bar. He holds the pressure on Kenny Omegrape.] JR-So far Wade Wilson has made sure the former IC champion has not had a chance to get this match under his control. King-Pretty sure that’s the idea JR. Kris Gaffney-That’s what he gets for not being a wrestler. JR-Let’s not forget wWo Lockdown. King-…. [Wade Wilson slowly gets pushed up, and Kenny OMegrape backs him to the ropes, and he whips him off of the ropes. Wade Wilson comes off of the ropes. Kenny Omegrape hits a release arm drag that sends him down on the mat. Wade Wilson gets up to his feet, Kenny Omegrape hits a running clothesline htat puts Wade Wilson down on the mat. Wade Wilson gets up, but maybe it was too fast as he is dazed, and he stumbles backwards. Wade Wilson falls out of the ring. Wade Wilson falls on the apron, and he gets up with the help of the ropes, and Kenny Omegrape tries to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. He hooks him, and he lifts him up, and he drops him with a vertical suplex back into the ring that puts him down on the mat. Kenny Omegrape goes to the outside of the ring, and he waits for Wade Wilson to get up to his feet. Wade Wilson pulls himself up to his feet. Kenny Omegrape jumps off of the top rope, and he connects with a flying cross body block. He hooks the leg of Wade Wilson for a pin, the ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2…………KICK OUT by Wade Wilson!!] JR-Kenny Omegrape could taste the TV championship right there. King-Wonder what it tastes like. Kris Gaffney-Probably nothing like fruit. [Kenny Omegrape picks up Wade Wilson. Kenny Omegrape tries to whip Wade Wilson to the ropes, but it’s reversed Kenny bounces off of the ropes. Wade Wilson hits a spinning spine buster on Kenny Omegrape. Wade picks up Kenny, he hooks him, and drops him with the Deadpool. Wade pushes Kenny on his back. Wade goes into the cover on Kenny. The ref counts 1…………………2…………………3!!] JR-Things seemed to be going Kenny Omegrape’s way, but that changed very quickly. King-Feels like that can happen a lot. JR-Jeremiah Dixon says that hardcore isn’t usually his style. King-Although he does have Jack Allen Hyde. Kris Gaffney-Any relation to Carlos Hyde? In which case, I need to punch him. He ruined my fantasy team. (“The Duck Song” plays as Walter Melon walks out on the stage. Suddenly Ashley Irvine rises up from the stage behind Walter Melon. Walter Melon turns around. Ashley yells WATERMELON. Then skips away. Walter Melon shakes his head, he enters the ring, and waits for the bell to ring.) King-She’s going to give Walter a heart attack one day. Kris Gaffney-I’m sure many people could think of a worse way to go. JR-Walter Melon has a tough challenge here. [Walter Melon and Jeremiah Dixon stand in the middle of the ring as the bell rings. They start out throwing fists to the face, neither is moving back. Since this is a hardcore match Jeremiah “Impact” Dixon rakes the eyes of Walter Melon. Walter Melon stumbles backwards, and he seems to be blinded. Dixon runs towards Walter Melon. Walter Melon counters with a back body drop that sends Jeremiah “Impact” Dixon flying over the top rope, and he crashes down on the mat, and he rolls towards the barricade, and he comes to a stop there. Walter Melon shakes his head, and he is able to get his vision back seemly, and he climbs to the outside of the ring, and on to the apron. Walter Melon waits for Jeremiah “Impact” Dixon to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet Walter Melon jumps off of the apron, and he connects with a double axe handle. Jeremiah “Impact” Dixon falls to his knee’s, and he pulls Jeremiah “Impact” Dixon up to his feet, and then he hooks Jeremiah Dixon, and he runs towards the time keeper table, and he hits a hip toss over the time keeper table. He crashes down hard into the time keeper table, then he falls on the floor. Walter Melon picks up Jeremiah “Impact” Dixon. He smashes his head on the top of the barricade wall. Walter Melon brings him out over the barricade, and he drops him with a swinging neck breaker that sends Jeremiah Dixon on the mat. Walter Melon picks up Jeremiah Dixon, and he throws him into the ring, and Walter Melon climbs up to the top rope. He waits for Jeremiah Dixon, and he connects with a flying shoulder block that puts down Jeremiah Dixon. Walter Melon hits a few stomps on the downed Jeremiah “Impact” Dixon. The crowd reacts to this, and Walter yells about eating their fruit.] JR-Walter Melon giving the fans some fruit knowledge. King-Better than X-Cold knowledge. Kris Gaffney-I’m sure his daughter would disagree. [Jeremiah “Impact” Dixon is stumbling up to his feet. Walter Melon picks him up, and he hits a body slam on Walter Melon, and he goes to the outside of tehr ing, and he climbs up to the top rope. He jumps off, and he goes for the fruit smash splash, but this is countered by Jeremiah “Impact” Dixon getting his knee’s up. Walter Melon is in a lot of pain as he stumbles up holding his mid section, and he gets hit with a kick to the gut, and he gets hooked with his arm, and Jeremiah Dixon lifts him up, and drops Walter Melon with a pump handle slam!! Jeremiah Dixon stays on the mat, and he takes a few moments to rest up, and he see’s Walter is recovering, and Jeremiah “Impact” Dixon rolls outo f the ring, and he looks under the ring, he grabs a hold of the bat. He shakes his head thinking that it’s not quite time for that, and he looks under the ring. But while he is doing this Walter Melon has recovered, and he grabs Jeremiah Dixon’s hair, but he counters with a trash can lid. Walter Melon stumbles backwards, and he falls down on the mat. Jeremiah Dixon slides into the ring. He leaves the trash can lid on the mat. Jeremiah “Impact” Dixon scoops him up, and Jeremiah “Impact” Dixon brings him over to the nearest corner, and he puts Walter Melon into a tree of woe. Jeremiah puts the trash can lid on the face of Walter Melon. Jeremiah “Impact” Dixon backs up, and he runs towards Walter Melon, and he jumps in the air, and he kicks the trash can lid into the face of Walter Melon’s face. Walter Melon falls down ont eh mat. Jeremiah “Impact” Dixon goes into the cover on Walter Melon. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2…..KICK OUT by Walter Melon!!] JR-Jeremiah “Impact” Dixon is…certainly making his impact on Walter Melon. King-Too bad he didn’t do it in Impact wrestling. Kris Gaffney-You had to make that joke. [Jeremiah comes into the ring, and he stands over Walter, and brings down a 2 x 4 over it, breaking it over his back. Obviously this makes him in a lot of pain. Walter Melon stays on the mat. Jeremiah smiles as he turns towards his bat, and he holds it up, Walter looks away as Jeremiah stalks him, Walter Melon gets up. Jeremiah goes for a shot on his bat. Walter Melon spits some various fruit juice into his ways. This blinds Jeremiah, Walter Melon takes a piece of the 2 x 4, and smashes him over his head. Jeremiah goes down on the mat. Walter Melon climbs up to the top rope, and he measures up, he jumps off, and he connects with the fruit smash splash!! Walter Melon goes into the cover on Jeremiah. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2………..3] JR-Walter Melon gets the win, and… (“life is a lemon” blasts on the PA system. Karaoke Kid slides into the ring. Walter and Jeremiah Dixon are trying to get to their feet. Walter Melon is first, Karaoke Kid jumps, hooks, and drops Walter Melon for the chart topper. Karaoke Kid looks down at the fallen Walter, before leaving the ring.) JR-The feud between Walter Melon, and the Karaoke Kid continues. King-Shouldn’t he have just run down, and sung….that would have made more sense with his name. Kris Gaffney-What about you? I’ve never seen you live your gimmick. King-What? I got the crown on don’t I? (Lateralus by Tool hits and On the black screen, the words "Hear the Word" appear in white. They fade out and "Feel the Light" appears. That fades out and "See the Truth" appears. Finally "Welcome to The Fold" appears and as it does Lateralus by Tool starts up. Out walks Brother Jed in long pants and a button up shirt with a tie. We walks down to the ring trying to shake hands with the crowd. He walks up the steps and climbs through the ropes. He then removes his tie and shirt as the song fades out.) Announcer: Ladies and gentleman, this match is scheduled for one fall and it is for the Intercontinental Championship. Introducing first, fighting out of Chicago, Illinois. He stands 6’3” and weighs 250 lbs. He is “Brother Jed” JEDIDIAH STONE! JR: I was surprised when Jedidiah took a couple of weeks off. Aside from his loss to Wade Wilson, he was on a roll and seems to have kept that ball rolling. KG: It’s no Melon Gods, but that Fold is something to watch out for! King: Lets see if he convert Austin Joseph tonight. (Lights dim and flash blue as "Black Sails"- Black McCreary blasts. Smoke begins to shoot from the ramp as "The One" Austin Joseph walks out from the back. IC Championship around his waist.) Announcer: "Making his way to the ring. Hailing from Florence Oregon. He's weighing in at 245 pounds and he stands at 6'5" He is the Intercontinental Champion, he is THE ONE, AUSTIN JOSEPH!! (He throws his arms in the air as fireworks blast from the stage and begins his descend to the ring. He leaps up onto the ring apron, then he leaps over the top rope doing a flip and rolling so he sits with his legs crossed in the center of the ring. He looks side to side, then slides himself to his corner and puts both hands on the middle rope remaining seated. Staring, waiting for the match to begin.) Jr: These Inhumans are something special. Austin has been doing an amazing job since his arrival and quickly becoming IC Champion. KG: Yea, I don’t see him retaining. King: Don’t forget Edge gets to go at Wretched Nobody tonight, I think they drank the Melon Juice or something. (Austin hands the IC Championship to the ref as the ref holds it into the air.) DING! DING! DING! (Austin and Jed both run at one another, Jed attempts a clothesline that Austin ducks and comes up nailing Jed with a pale kick that drops Jed. Austin kip-ups to his feet, grabs Jed by the head lifting him to his feet and whips him towards the ropes. On the return Austin leaps up and hits Jed with a dropkick. Austin quickly back up, stands beside next to the downed Jed, turns around and hits him with a standing moonsault, gets back to his feet and hits Jed with another standing moonsault, stands up again hooking Jed’s head and lifts Jed into the air hitting him with a falcon arrow. Austin reaches out grabbing Jed’s leg for the pin.) Ref: ONE!... TWO! KICKOUT! Jr: What an opening for the champ! KG: Jed isn’t done yet. King: There is no quit from Brother Jed, Austin is in trouble just wait. (Austin back to his feet, lifts Jed and grabs his arm whipping him into the ropes. On the return Austin tries to throw a punch to Jed’s face, but Jed ducks and continues to the ropes, on the return Austin ducks low, but Jed stops and soccer kicks Austin in the face, Austin stumbles backwards. Jed lunges forward and kicks Austin in the gut which causes him to stumble back into the ropes and as Austin bounces off, Jed jams a knee into Austin’s gut, hooks Austin’s head and drops down with a vicious DDT. Jed quickly to his feet, runs over to the turnbuckle, climbs up and leaps off with a top rope leg drop he calls HEARING THE WORD! But at the last second Austin rolls out of the way and Jed crashes down into the mat grabbing at his back. Austin pushes back to his feet, runs to the ropes and on the return he attempts to drive a knee into the face of Jed, but Jed drops back and Austin misses, Jed back to his feet, Austin throws a punch that Jed ducks, grabs ahold of Austin and rushes forward driving Austin into the corner hard. Jed lets go swings a left to the body of Austin, then a right to the body, then comes up with a hard uppercut to Austin which causes him to drop to his butt in the corner. Jed runs to the opposite corner, and then runs at Austin, comes up and knees Austin in the face. Jed grabs Austin by the feet, pulls him out of the ropes and pins him.) Ref: ONE!... TWO! KICKOUT! Jr: What a knee from Jedidiah Stone. KG: He tried to FOLD Austin’s face! King: Jed is taking over. (Jed back to his feet. He grabs Austin and lifts him to his feet, Jed grabs Austin’s arm and whips him into the ropes. Jed rushes at Austin, but at the last moment Austin gets his boot up and Jed runs face first into it and stumbles back. Austin quickly slides to the outside ring apron, grabs the top rope, leaps up putting both feet on the top rope and springbaords off hitting Jed with a springboard superman punch right to the jaw dropping him. Austin then runs to the ropes, jumps up putting both feet on top and comes off with a springboard moonsault, but at the last moment Jed is able to get his knees up and Austin crashes down onto them, Jed hooks Austin and rolls him up.) Ref: ONE!... TWO!... KICKOUT! Jr: Wow! What an exciting match this is. KG: It’s been pretty badass, just wait until Jed taps into the Fold power and finishes the One turning him into the two. King: Meaning shit? (Slowly, Jed starts pushing himself to his feet, he lifts up Jed to his feet, hooks around his neck and falls backwards nailing Austin with SEEING THE TRUTH and again, goes for the cover.) Ref: ONE!... TWO!... THHR KICKOUT! Jr: Bah Gawd! I can’t believe Austin kicked out. His heart can’t be questioned. KG: Sure it can, until he joins the Fold of course. King: Looks like Brother Jed is taking control! (Jed sits up Austin, wraps his arms around his neck and locks in a sleeper hold. The ref watching Austin close as Austin is trying to pry Jed’s hands off of his neck, but is unable to. Seemingly, Austin begins to fade, the ref watches close. Austin is laying on the mat, the ref grabs Austin’s arm and lifts it and it drops, the ref tries again and again it drops. The ref says “Gotta show me you’re good Austin” Ref lifts Austin’s arm one last time, this time Austin stops it and shakes his hand keeping it up. Austin begins pushing to his feet, Jed squeezing tighter and tighter. Once halfway up, Austin drives his elbow into the gut of Jed and then pushes him into the ropes, on the return Austin lifts Jed up onto his shoulders and drops back with a vicious Samoan drop and now both men are on the mat. Both slowly roll over and begin pushing themselves up to their feet. Once up, Austin throws a punch that Jed is able to block, then Jed drives his knee into the gut of Austin, Jed hooks his head and delivers a vertical suplex, gets to his feet and rushes to the ropes. Once on top, Jed taunts and leaps off with WELCOME TO THE FOLD! And right when Jed leaps off the top ropes, Austin kip-ups leaps into the air and grabs ahold of Jed hitting him with a cutter. Austin goes for the cover.) Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME! Ref: ONE!... TWO!.... THHRRR KICKOUT! Jr: What an incredible, intense match up we have here tonight! King: See, it’s the power of the Fold boys. KG: I wonder if his Gods are friends with the Melon Gods. (Austin back to his feet, he climbs up to the top of the turnbuckle and leaps off with a 450 splash, but again Jed is able to get his knees up and Austin crashes hard into them. Jed is able to circle around, grabs ahold of Austin's legs and stands up. Jed attempts a figure-four leg-lock, but Austin pushes Jed off with his feet causing Jed to stumble to the ropes, Austin attempting to get up as Jed bounces back, Jed dives forward and smashes his foot into Austin's face, Jed lifts up Austin, he whips him into the ropes and on the return Jed attempts a lariat that Austin ducks, he continues to the ropes again and on this return Austin picks up speed and dives, nails Jed with ONE AND ONLY! And then covers brother Jed.) Ref: ONE!... TWO!... THREE! DING! DING! DING! Jr: Bah Gawd! He did it! Austin retained his championship! What a victory by Austin Joseph! King: Brother Jed got robbed, that was a fast count! KG: Wait until the fold hears about this… (Austin’s music hits again as the ref hands him his championship. Austin begins to celebrate his victory with his IC championship.) (“life is a lemon” blasts on the PA system. Karaoke Kid walks out on the stage, he plays to the crowd before entering the ring.) JR-Karaoke Kid is looking to prove himself as an extreme wrestler. King-He is wasting time with Daryl or Walter Melon…when he should be facing the man who is truly his arch nemesis…Marty Jannetty. That coward jumped through glass to run away from Shawn Michaels. Kris Gaffney-Marty will be happy just to be relevant again…so I think it’s win, win. (“Heavy sits the crown” blasts on the PA system. Daryl Prichard walks out on the stage, he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Daryl Prichard is looking to prove a few things. Kris Gaffney-Where is my sandwich? King’s eating it* King-It’s not me. Kris Gaffney-…. [Daryl Prichard slides into the ring. Karaoke Kid jumps Daryl Prichard, and he hits a few fists to the back of Daryl Prichard. Karaoke Kid pulls him up, and he throws Daryl Prichard into the corner. Karaoke Kid runs towards Daryl Prichard. Daryl Prichard counters with a back elbow that connects to Karaoke Kid. Kid stumbles back dazed. Daryl Prichard throws him hard into the corner, he bounces off of the turnbuckle. He stumbles backwards. Daryl Prichard hooks Karaoke Kid, and he drops him with a t-bone suplex that sends Karaoke Kid. He crashes hard into the mat, and he slowly gets up to his feet. Karaoke Kid is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. He hits a few forearm shot to the face that makes him stumbles backwards. Karaoke Kid falls backwards into the ropes. Daryl Prichard whips Karaoke Kid to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. Karaoke Kid bounces off of the ropes, and he throws him in the air, and he crashes down on the mat. Kid tries to pull himself up to his feet. Daryl Prichard hits a kick to the ribs. Karaoke Kid rolls into the corner, and he pulls himself up to his feet. Daryl Prichard brings Karaoke out of the corner, and he backs out of the corner. He jumps up, and he connects with a standing drop kick that makes Karaoke fall out of the ring on the apron. The camera pulls out, and we now realize that Karaoke Kid is near a glass table. Daryl Prichard grins, he hits a fist to the face. Karaoke Kid grabs a hold of the ropes. Daryl Prichard hits another fist, and then another one. It looks like Karaoke Kid is starting to lose his grip.] JR-Karaoke Kid might be in trouble here. King-Maybe there was a reason why Karaoke didn’t prefer this match. Kris Gaffney-It’s like Jack Swagger with ladder matches. [Daryl Prichard backs up, and he goes for a Stone Fist. Karaoke ducks under, and he counters with a shoulder block that makes him stumble backwards. Karaoke Kid quickly goes to the nearest turnbuckle. He waits for Daryl Prichard to be where he wants him to, and he jumps off of the top rope, and he connects with a standing shooting star press on Daryl Prichard. Both wrestlers are down on the mat. Obviously there is no standing ten count in this sort of match. Karaoke Kid rolls out of the ring, and he grabs a chair, he rolls into the ring. He puts it on the top rope in the corner. Karaoke Kid waits for Daryl Prichard to get up to his feet on the apron. Daryl Prichard is up to his feet. Karaoke Kid sling shots himself up to the top rope. Karaoke Kid keeps his balance on the top rope, he is able to grab the chair, he surfboards the chair right into the face of Daryl Prichard. Karaoke Kid yells as he is getting ready for Daryl Prichard to his feet, Karaoke Kid jumps, and he connects with the chart topper, but there is no pins. Karaoke Kid looks around, and he rolls under the ropes. He grabs the first glass table. He slides it into the ring. Karaoke Kid sets it up in the middle of the ring, and he throws Daryl Prichard who seems out of it, and he hits a few clubbing blows to the downed Daryl Prichard.] JR-It looks like Kid is going to end this match. King-He wanted hardcore, and he’s getting hardcore. [Karaoke Kid stands on the glass table, and he lifts up Daryl Prichard. He goes for another Chart Topper. With all of his strength Daryl Prichard pushes off Karaoke off, and Karaoke lands on the mat. Karaoke rolls out of the ring. Daryl Prichard gets himself off of the table. Karaoke Kid gets ready on the outside of the ring, he sling shots himself up to the top rope for a seated senton, but it’s blocked. Daryl holds him up, and drives him through the glass table with the Graveler Bomb!! The ref calls for the bell. Daryl Prichard wins!!] JR-Daryl Prichard took advantage of Karaoke’s mistake to get the victory. (“You think you know me” blasts on the PA system. Smoke fills the entry way, and he runs out of the smoke. He walks down to the ring, and he slides into the ring.) JR-Edge was able to jump up to get a shot for the world championship after winning the Shockwave main event. King-Guess he guessed right. Kris Gaffney-He is Edge after all. (Arena lights go black as Lux Aeterna (Tenebrosi Stellata Version) "Eternal Light Dark Star" hits and Wretched walks out holding a candle.) Her Dark Star hails from The Danvers State Lunatic Asylum, Salem Massachusetts and at Six Foot Eleven inches tall – at Four Hundred and Twenty Pounds he is… THE WRETCHED NOBODY! (Nobody blows the candle out and the arena lights rise again. He slithers under the bottom rope and slides back sitting in the corner. Nobody reaches for the top rope and pulls himself back to his feet. He rolls his neck and glares hard at the floor as he rocks side to side in his corner – gently tapping together the tips of his fingers seeming intent on hearing the sweet release of the bell ringing.) JR-The World Champion is not going to have any mercy. King-Or can he? Kris Gaffney-Guess we’ll see. [Edge and The Wretched Nobody stand in the middle of the ring. The two alliances stare down at each other before they separate allowing the bell to ring. The Wretched Nobody goes for his finisher, but Edge is able to duck under easily, and he connects with a few fists to the face that stuns Wretched Nobody. Edge runs to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. Wretched Nobody goes for a clothesline. Edge ducks under, and he continues to the other side of the ring. He bounces off of the other side of the ring, Edge jumps in the air, but Wretched Nobody catches him up, and holds him up for a few moments, and he drops him with a back breaker. Edge is in a lot of pain, and he rolls into the corner. Edge is slow to get up to his feet in the corner. Edge is slow to get up to his feet in the corner, and he is up to his feet. The Wretched Nobody hits a body avalanche that connects to Edge in the corner. The Wretched Nobody backs out of the corner, then Edge stumbles out of the corner. Wretched Nobody picks up Edge, and he drops him with a side walk slam. The Wretched Nobody goes into the cover on Edge. The ref goes into position to make the count, the ref counts 1………………..2…..Edge is able to roll the shoulder up. The Wretched Nobody stares down the ref, but it seems to be only to be mind games. The Wrectched Nobody hits a few stomps on the downed Edge, and The Wretched Nobody puts Edge into a seated position, and he puts him into a nerve hold on Edge. Edge is clearly in s a lot of pain. The ref asks Edge if he wants to give it up, and Edge tries to get up to his feet trying to find a way to get up to his feet. But The Wretched Nobody yanks his hair down, and he crashes down on the mat. The Wretched Nobody waits as Edge gets up to his feet. Edge turns around towards the Wretched Nobody. The Wretched Nobody hits a kick to the gut that doubles him over, he sets him up, and he connects with the pump handle slam!!] JR-This might be the end for Edge. King-I’m sure Christian sure hope it is. Kris Gaffney-Then maybe someone will pay attention to him. [Wretched Nobody goes into the corner, and he yells for Edge to get up to his feet, and he runs out of the corner once again for his finisher. Edge ducks under the big boot, Edge hooks, and he plants him into a front face buster. Both Edge and Wretched Nobody are on the mat. The ref starts his standing ten count. The ref counts 1………………….2………………3………………….4………….5……….Wretched Nobody is struggling up to his feet as Edge is stirring……..6……..Wretched Nobody is up to his feet. He see’s Edge is still struggling to get up to his feet, and decides that he wants to try to get the match back into his control. He runs towards Edge, Edge counters by taking down Wretched Nobody with a drop toe hold that sends Wretched Nobody to the second turnbuckle throat first. Wretched Nobody falls on the mat holding his throat, and he gets up to his feet, and Edge quickly hits a drop kick that knocks Wretched Nobody backwards, and he falls thorugh the ropes, and out of the ring. He crashes down on the mat. Wretched Nobody pulls himself up to his feet, and Edge gets ready for the Wretched Nobody to get up by the ropes. He sling shots himself over the top rope, and he connects with a flying cross body block. The Wretched Nobody catches Edge, and he puts him over his shoulder, but Edge is able to slide out of the back, and Edge pushes Wretched Nobody into the ring post. The Wretched Nobody stumbles forward, Edge throws him into the ring. Edge climbs up to the apron, and then up to the top rope. Edge waits for Wretch to get up to his feet. Edge jumps off, and he connects with a missile drop kick. Edge eyes get big as he backs up, and he yells for Wretched Nobody to get up to his feet. Wretch gets up to his feet. Edge runs, and he connects with a spear!! Edge goes into the cover on Wretched Nobody. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………….2………..Wretched Nobody powers out of the count. Edge looks surprised.] JR-Edge must have thought it was over there. King-I’m sure that most people did. Kris Gaffney-Wretch is amazing. King-He can’t feel….I think that’s kind of cheating. [Edge goes back into the corner looking intense he gets ready as Wretch is getting up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet Edge runs towards him, but Wretched Nobody grabs Edge around the throat, he lifts him up, and he drops him with a choke slam. Wretched Nobody falls into the corner, and he seems like he’s getting ready for what is next. Edge is stumbling up to his feet. The Wretched Nobody goes for the Trephination. Edge ducks under, seemly Edge was beating Wretch. Wretch turns around right into a spear off of the ropes!! Edge quickly goes into the cover on Wretched Nobody!! The ref counts 1………………….2……………………3!! Wretch Kicks out…but after the 3 count had been registered!!] JR-Edge!! Edge!! Edge!! He found a way to win this match, and the championship!! King-Even with that, Wretch still found a way to kick out….just a moment too late. (Edge and Wretch are still down, they look at each other with a look of respect as Payback goes off the air.)

EMF: Payback

JR - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Bluetista!!! (crowd boos ******)

[Bluetista comes to the ring. ]

JR - and his opponent, weighing in at 231 pounds,, EC3!!! (crowd boos ****)

[EC3 walks to the ring. Earl Hebner is the referee for this contest. Bluetista drops EC3 with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat. EC3 checks out the ring. (the bell rings) EC3 gets elbowed to his midsection by EC3. Bluetista bounces EC3 off the ropes and faceslams him onto the mat. Bluetista gets back to his feet. EC3 gets back to his feet. Bluetista jabs EC3. EC3 hits Bluetista with a single arm DDT. EC3 is back on his feet. EC3 rolls onto Bluetista connecting with a knee. Bluetista gets hit with the shooting star press from EC3. Earl Hebner counts. ...1 ...2 Bluetista escapes. Bluetista climbs to his feet. Bluetista grabs EC3's arm and strkes his chest. EC3 get nailed with a double axhandle chop from Bluetista. Bluetista goes off the top and hits a flying sitdown splash on EC3. Bluetista puts EC3 in an arm grapevine submission. Bluetista executes a corkscrew legdrop on EC3. Now Bluetista standing. EC3 climbs to his feet. Bluetista executes a huge gutbuster on EC3. EC3 moves back to his feet. Bluetista gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on EC3. EC3 gives Bluetista the cobra clutch suplex onto the mat. EC3 hits a frog splash on Bluetista. EC3 moves back to his feet. EC3 drags Bluetista to the floor. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) ]

JR - Bluetista could use some help about now.

[Bluetista moves back to his feet. (..2) Bluetista with a high crossbody on EC3. Bluetista moves back to his feet. (...3) EC3 gets knocked on the ground and Bluetista flips onto him. Bluetista is up again. (....4) Bluetista fist drops EC3 on the floor. Bluetista moves back to his feet. Now EC3 standing. EC3 with a huge fisherman buster on Bluetista. EC3 sucks chants start in the crowd. Bluetista moves back to his feet. EC3 grabs Bluetista's head and hites him in the face. EC3 takes Bluetista into the ring. EC3 uses a swinging DDT to plant Bluetista's head into the mat. EC3 sucks chants start in the crowd. EC3 hits the handspring moonsault on Bluetista. Now EC3 standing. EC3 thrust kicks Bluetista in the head. Bluetista gets picked up, and dropped with the TK3. EC3 goes into the cover on Bluetista. Earl Hebner counts. ...1 ...2 ...3

JR - The winner of this match, EC3!!!

(Copyright information flashes on the screen. We go into a highlight video of how each match came about. From Edge winning the fatal five way. Finally after going over the other matches we go into an introduction screen welcoming us to Payback 2019. The lights are turned off. Pyrotechnics rain down from the top of the stage. Finally they end, and the lights turn on. Fans yell, and wave their signs. The camera scans the crowd, before zooming out, and showing the location information.)

JR-The EMF has come to Detroit. Welcome to this edition of Payback. I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross joined by Jerry “The King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney. King last week we saw the Rated R superstar defy the odd’s, and come out of the fatal five way match with a chance for a shot at the IC championship on the line.

King-Well…anyone who would have won was defying the odd’s JR….unless Scott Steiner was in it.

Kris Gaffney-That guy just throws everything into chaos.

King-Or does he…?

JR-Well, let’s get started with the first match of the night.

(“Down with the sickness” blasts on the PA system. Angelus Archer walks to the ring, he slides into the ring.)

Announcer: This match is a ladder match for a chance to be number one contender to the IC Championship. Introducing first, ANGELUS ARCHER!

Jr: Well, looks like somehow Angelus found his chance at a championship again.

King: It’s because he’s down with the clown!

KG: He must have sold his soul to the Melon Gods.

(Walking to the ring, wearing a custom robe with "Muhammad Ali" name on the back. Before he enters into the ring, he walks on the apron to the nearest corner, climbing on it, The Rock-esque. Then Ali enters the ring and removes his robe and gives it to announcer.

Announcer: Making his way to the ring, MUHAMMAD ALI!

Jr: This guy has been very impressive.

King: Float like a butterfly and sting like a bee!

KG: Is that the actually Muhammad Ali, or is that just Will Smith?

(“Ultimate Countdown” blasts on the PA system. Daniel Bryan walks out on the stage. He nods to the crowd, and he does the “YES” chant down to the ring, he enters the ring, and he waits for his opponents.)

Announcer: And their opponent, DANIEL BRYAN!

Jr: Daniel has been at this a long time.

King: Yea, but he’s lost a long time too.

KG: YES! YES! YES! King, you’re right!

(“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage, and he takes footage of his entrance before he enters the ring.)

Announcer: And the final contestant, ZACK RYDER!

Jr: And here is a favorite to win this match. It’s our grand slam champion in the hunt for the IC Championship once again.

King: I don’t think he can do it, not tonight.

KG: Depends guys, what do the Melon Gods want?

(The four men look up at the brief case containing the contract for a IC title shot hanging above their heads.)

DING! DING! DING!

(The four men stare at one another, waiting for the other to make a move. Finally, Bryan runs at Ali. Bryan attempts a kick to Ali’s gut, but Ali moves out of the way and cracks Bryan with a right hook which knocks Bryan out of the ring. From behind comes running Archer, he dives taking Ali out at the back of the legs. Ryder comes running over as Archer turns around and Ryder hits the ROUGH RYDER! Ryder gets back his feet, he jumps up hitting Ali with a dropkick which sends Ali out of the ring. Ryder rolls out of the ring, grabs a ladder and slides it into the ring. Ryder then runs, leaps up off of the steel steps attempting to smash his knee into the face of Bryan, but Bryan pushes Ryder’s leg out of the way and as Ryder’s feet hit the ground and he turns around he is met with a kick from Bryan to the gut and then Bryan hooks Ryder’s head and drops back hitting Ryder with a ddt. Bryan slides into the ring, he grabs the ladder and sets it up under the briefcase with the contract. Bryan attempts to climb the ladder quickly, but in the ring slides Ali. Ali runs to the ladder, runs up the same side of the ladder as Bryan. Ali throws a punch to Ryder’s side, once, twice, three times. Ali grabs ahold of Bryan and starts to try and yank him down, but Bryan uses his other foot to try and start stomping Ali off. Ryder slides into the ring. Ryder runs, bounces off of the rope and puts both hands out running into the ladder and knocking it over, Ali jumps off just in time, but Bryan falls directly onto the ring ropes and springs off sending him flying and smashing into the canvas. Ryder then runs at Ali, once close enough Ryder attempts a lariat that Ali ducks, Ali throws a jab to Ryder’s gut and then comes up smashing Ryder with a hard European uppercut sending Ryder back into the turnbuckle. Ali climbs the turnbuckle, holds his fist into the air and begins to throw punches down into Ryder’s face as the crowd counts along.)

Crowd: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE!

(On the tenth, Ali holds his hand in the air, but before he throws it down into Ryder’s face, Archer staggers over, hooks Ali under the legs and flings himself forward smashing Ali hard into the mat and as Archer turns around he’s met with a hard elbow from Ryder which sends Archer stumbling back and tripping over Ali, falls and rolls back to his feet. Ryder runs at Archer, leaps up to attempt a dropkick, but Archer moves aside and throws a kick to the gut of Ryder as Ryder is on his way down causing Ryder to smash into the mat grabbing at his belly.)

Jr: What action so far in this match Right now, it’s anybody’s to win!

KG: I wonder how the Melon Gods want this to end. We will find out soon enough.

King: As long as Bryan, Ryder, and Ali don’t win, I will be happy.

(Archer walks over grabbing the fallen ladder. By this time, Bryan is on his way to his feet. Archer runs at Bryan and swings the ladder smashing Bryan in the gut causing him to drop again and roll outside of the ring flopping to the outside floor grabbing at his ribs. Archer then turns his attention to Ryder, runs and smashes him in the face with the ladder, causing Ryder to start bleeding from the face as he falls again and rolls out of the ring to the outside flopping to the ground grabbing at his face. As Archer turns around, Ali is running at him, Ali leaps up dropkicking the ladder knocking it into Archer causing Archer to fall back into the turnbuckle with the ladder resting across on the middle rope. Ali backs up, sprints forward and as Ali leaps into the air, Archer pushes the ladder hard causing the ladder to swing around and smash Ali in the knee’s which drops Ali hard to the ground. Archer kicks the ladder out of the way, grabs Ali and lifts him to his feet, turns and tosses Ali out of the ring. Archer again picks up the ladder and sets it up under the contract. Archer slowly begins to climb the rope. Once he is near the top he reaches up, not close enough. So, he takes another step up the ladder. Outside the ring, Ali and Bryan are moving. Archer takes another step up and Bryan slides into the ring. Archer reaches up and his finger tips slide across the bottom of the contract. He takes one more step up and opposite of him, Bryan climbs up the ladder. Once high enough, Archer reaches down grabbing Bryan’s head and throws down a punch, once, twice, then Bryan finally blocks a punch and smashes Archer in the belly. Bryan then climbs the ladder so he’s even with Archer. The two begin trading punch for punch. Ali is up outside of the ring, he grabs and slides in a second ladder. He slides in the ring and sets it up beside the other. He begins climbing up the ladder. Once equal with Archer and Bryan the three guys begin trading punches. Ryder on the outside slowly gets to his feet. Ryder looks to see the ladders, he also slides into the ring. By this time Ali smashes Archer in the gut causing Archer to bend down, Bryan grabs the top of Archer’s head and smashes it hard into the ladder causing Archer to lose his balance and fall off of the ladder smashing hard into the ring underneath them. Ali crosses over and stands on the ladder where Archer was standing, Ali jabs Bryan, once, twice, Ali throws a right cracking Bryan in the jaw causing Bryan to fall halfway down the ladder, but catches himself. Ryder runs and bounces off of the ropes as Ali reaches up. Right as Ali begins touching the contract, Bryan jumps off of the ladder as Ryder smashes into one ladder knocking it into the other, which knocks Ali off sending Ali crashing hard into the top rope on the ring, flinging him into the air to the outside of the ring smashing into the ground hard.)

Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

Jr: BAH GAWD! Somebody call the paramedics, that was a hell of a fall!

KG: I’m guessing he didn’t drink his red bull.

King: And look at Ryder’s face, this match is brutal!

(As Ryder is wiping his eyes of blood, Bryan grabs Ryder by the arm and whips him into the ropes. On the return Bryan attempts a lariat that Ryder ducks and continues running. This time on the return Bryan smashes his knee into the gut of Ryder causing Ryder to flip over landing on his gut. Ryder pops up to his knees and Bryan begins his “YES!” Kicks to the chest of Ryder. With each kick the crowd yells YES! One! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! Bryan steps back, lunges forward to complete the kicks, but Ryder ducks the final blow. Ryder comes up as Bryan spins around, Ryder hooks Bryan by the waist and attempts a suplex, but Bryan does a flip and lands on his feet, as Ryder turns around to face Bryan, Bryan attempts the final kick again, but Ryder ducks and the two end up in opposite corners and they both rush one another again. This time on the return, Ryder is the first to leap up and smash his foot into the face of Bryan seemingly knocking Bryan unconscious and also busting up Bryan’s nose. Ryder gets up, stumbles towards the ladder, but out of nowhere from the top rope Archer comes flying with a shoulder tackle to Ryder. Archer rolls, crawls over and mounts Ryder smashing his elbows into Ryder’s face over and over and over again. Ryder’s face covered in blood, Archer’s arm covered in Ryder’s blood. Archer gets to his feet, grabs the top rope and uses his leg to slide Ryder out of the ring. He then runs, and baseball slides to the downed Bryan which causes Bryan to also roll out of the ring. Now, Archer walks back to the ladder setting it up under the contract. But, before he can begin to climb, Ali slides into the ring and stumbles to his feet. Archer walks over and takes a swing at Ali, but Ali ducks. Ali comes up with a Three right jabs to the head followed by left uppercut with theatrics he calls the ALI SHUFFLE! This knocks Archer back into the ropes, as he bounces off Ali finishes’ it up with a knockout right he calls DECIMATION which drops Archer causing him to fall through the ropes to the outside of the ring to the floor. Ali does one final shuffle before walking to the ladder and beginning to climb. He get’s to the top and reaches up unlatching the contract and pulling it to his chest.)

DING! DING! DING!

Announcer: Here is your winner and number one contender for the IC Championship, MUHAMMAD ALI!

Jr: BAH GAWD WHAT A MATCH!

KG: He floated like a bee and stung like a butterfly!

King: Yeah, not sure that’s how it goes, but sure.

Crowd: YOU DESERVE IT! YOU DESERVE IT! YOU DESERVE IT!

(Ali sits atop the ladder and holds up the briefcase to celebrate.)

(“The Duck song” blasts on the PA system. Kenny Omegrape walks out on the stage. He throws grapes to the crowd. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Kenny impressed last week, and he got in this title match.

King-Must be because the melon gods were not jerks.

Kris Gaffney-It could just be a way to set up a bigger opportunity to be jerks.

(“X is gonna give it to you” blasts on the PA system. Wade Wilson walks out very slowly, he steps inside of the ring.)

King-Why does he walk so slowly.

Kris Gaffney-Maybe he’s trying to be like Drax the Destroyer.

King-Good answer

[Wade Wilson slides into the ring, the bell rings, and Kenny Omegrape tries to get a quick start to this match by not allowing him to get up to his feet. Kenny Omegrape pushes him backwards, and he whips him to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. Kenny Omegrape lowers his head, and Wade Wilson kicks him into the face. Kenny Omegrape stumbles backwards. He throws a wild fist to the face. Wade Wilson ducks under, and he hooks him, and he lifts him up, and he connects with a belly to back suplex. Kenny Omegrape hits hard into the mat, and he rolls away on the mat, he gets up to his feet, and Kenny Omegrape gets up in the corner. Wade Wilson charges at him at full speed, Wade Wilson hits a running drop kick into the face of Kenny Omegrape. Kenny Omegrape face snaps backwards as he hits the move, and he backs out of the corner. Kenny Omegrape stumbles out of the corner, and Wade Wilson picks him up, and hits a falling slam on the mat. Kenny Omegrape stays on the mat. Wade Wilson climbs up to the top rope, and he stands on the second rope, and he connects with a falling splash in the downed Kenny Omegrape. Wade Wilson goes into the cover on Kenny Omegrape. The ref goes into position to make the count, the ref counts 1…………2……….KICK OUT by Kenny Omegrape. Wade Wilson holds Kenny Omegrape down on the mat, and he hits a few knee drops into the arm. Kenny Omegrape is in a lot of pain, and he holds him with an arm bar. He holds the pressure on Kenny Omegrape.]

JR-So far Wade Wilson has made sure the former IC champion has not had a chance to get this match under his control.

King-Pretty sure that’s the idea JR.

Kris Gaffney-That’s what he gets for not being a wrestler.

JR-Let’s not forget wWo Lockdown.

King-….

[Wade Wilson slowly gets pushed up, and Kenny OMegrape backs him to the ropes, and he whips him off of the ropes. Wade Wilson comes off of the ropes. Kenny Omegrape hits a release arm drag that sends him down on the mat. Wade Wilson gets up to his feet, Kenny Omegrape hits a running clothesline htat puts Wade Wilson down on the mat. Wade Wilson gets up, but maybe it was too fast as he is dazed, and he stumbles backwards. Wade Wilson falls out of the ring. Wade Wilson falls on the apron, and he gets up with the help of the ropes, and Kenny Omegrape tries to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. He hooks him, and he lifts him up, and he drops him with a vertical suplex back into the ring that puts him down on the mat. Kenny Omegrape goes to the outside of the ring, and he waits for Wade Wilson to get up to his feet. Wade Wilson pulls himself up to his feet. Kenny Omegrape jumps off of the top rope, and he connects with a flying cross body block. He hooks the leg of Wade Wilson for a pin, the ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2…………KICK OUT by Wade Wilson!!]

JR-Kenny Omegrape could taste the TV championship right there.

King-Wonder what it tastes like.

Kris Gaffney-Probably nothing like fruit.

[Kenny Omegrape picks up Wade Wilson. Kenny Omegrape tries to whip Wade Wilson to the ropes, but it’s reversed Kenny bounces off of the ropes. Wade Wilson hits a spinning spine buster on Kenny Omegrape. Wade picks up Kenny, he hooks him, and drops him with the Deadpool. Wade pushes Kenny on his back. Wade goes into the cover on Kenny. The ref counts 1…………………2…………………3!!]

JR-Things seemed to be going Kenny Omegrape’s way, but that changed very quickly.

King-Feels like that can happen a lot.

JR-Jeremiah Dixon says that hardcore isn’t usually his style.

King-Although he does have Jack Allen Hyde.

Kris Gaffney-Any relation to Carlos Hyde? In which case, I need to punch him. He ruined my fantasy team.

(“The Duck Song” plays as Walter Melon walks out on the stage. Suddenly Ashley Irvine rises up from the stage behind Walter Melon. Walter Melon turns around. Ashley yells WATERMELON. Then skips away. Walter Melon shakes his head, he enters the ring, and waits for the bell to ring.)

King-She’s going to give Walter a heart attack one day.

Kris Gaffney-I’m sure many people could think of a worse way to go.

JR-Walter Melon has a tough challenge here.

[Walter Melon and Jeremiah Dixon stand in the middle of the ring as the bell rings. They start out throwing fists to the face, neither is moving back. Since this is a hardcore match Jeremiah “Impact” Dixon rakes the eyes of Walter Melon. Walter Melon stumbles backwards, and he seems to be blinded. Dixon runs towards Walter Melon. Walter Melon counters with a back body drop that sends Jeremiah “Impact” Dixon flying over the top rope, and he crashes down on the mat, and he rolls towards the barricade, and he comes to a stop there. Walter Melon shakes his head, and he is able to get his vision back seemly, and he climbs to the outside of the ring, and on to the apron. Walter Melon waits for Jeremiah “Impact” Dixon to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet Walter Melon jumps off of the apron, and he connects with a double axe handle. Jeremiah “Impact” Dixon falls to his knee’s, and he pulls Jeremiah “Impact” Dixon up to his feet, and then he hooks Jeremiah Dixon, and he runs towards the time keeper table, and he hits a hip toss over the time keeper table. He crashes down hard into the time keeper table, then he falls on the floor. Walter Melon picks up Jeremiah “Impact” Dixon. He smashes his head on the top of the barricade wall. Walter Melon brings him out over the barricade, and he drops him with a swinging neck breaker that sends Jeremiah Dixon on the mat. Walter Melon picks up Jeremiah Dixon, and he throws him into the ring, and Walter Melon climbs up to the top rope. He waits for Jeremiah Dixon, and he connects with a flying shoulder block that puts down Jeremiah Dixon. Walter Melon hits a few stomps on the downed Jeremiah “Impact” Dixon. The crowd reacts to this, and Walter yells about eating their fruit.]

JR-Walter Melon giving the fans some fruit knowledge.

King-Better than X-Cold knowledge.

Kris Gaffney-I’m sure his daughter would disagree.

[Jeremiah “Impact” Dixon is stumbling up to his feet. Walter Melon picks him up, and he hits a body slam on Walter Melon, and he goes to the outside of tehr ing, and he climbs up to the top rope. He jumps off, and he goes for the fruit smash splash, but this is countered by Jeremiah “Impact” Dixon getting his knee’s up. Walter Melon is in a lot of pain as he stumbles up holding his mid section, and he gets hit with a kick to the gut, and he gets hooked with his arm, and Jeremiah Dixon lifts him up, and drops Walter Melon with a pump handle slam!! Jeremiah Dixon stays on the mat, and he takes a few moments to rest up, and he see’s Walter is recovering, and Jeremiah “Impact” Dixon rolls outo f the ring, and he looks under the ring, he grabs a hold of the bat. He shakes his head thinking that it’s not quite time for that, and he looks under the ring. But while he is doing this Walter Melon has recovered, and he grabs Jeremiah Dixon’s hair, but he counters with a trash can lid. Walter Melon stumbles backwards, and he falls down on the mat. Jeremiah Dixon slides into the ring. He leaves the trash can lid on the mat. Jeremiah “Impact” Dixon scoops him up, and Jeremiah “Impact” Dixon brings him over to the nearest corner, and he puts Walter Melon into a tree of woe. Jeremiah puts the trash can lid on the face of Walter Melon. Jeremiah “Impact” Dixon backs up, and he runs towards Walter Melon, and he jumps in the air, and he kicks the trash can lid into the face of Walter Melon’s face. Walter Melon falls down ont eh mat. Jeremiah “Impact” Dixon goes into the cover on Walter Melon. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2…..KICK OUT by Walter Melon!!]

JR-Jeremiah “Impact” Dixon is…certainly making his impact on Walter Melon.

King-Too bad he didn’t do it in Impact wrestling.

Kris Gaffney-You had to make that joke.

[Jeremiah comes into the ring, and he stands over Walter, and brings down a 2 x 4 over it, breaking it over his back. Obviously this makes him in a lot of pain. Walter Melon stays on the mat. Jeremiah smiles as he turns towards his bat, and he holds it up, Walter looks away as Jeremiah stalks him, Walter Melon gets up. Jeremiah goes for a shot on his bat. Walter Melon spits some various fruit juice into his ways. This blinds Jeremiah, Walter Melon takes a piece of the 2 x 4, and smashes him over his head. Jeremiah goes down on the mat. Walter Melon climbs up to the top rope, and he measures up, he jumps off, and he connects with the fruit smash splash!! Walter Melon goes into the cover on Jeremiah. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2………..3]

JR-Walter Melon gets the win, and…

(“life is a lemon” blasts on the PA system. Karaoke Kid slides into the ring. Walter and Jeremiah Dixon are trying to get to their feet. Walter Melon is first, Karaoke Kid jumps, hooks, and drops Walter Melon for the chart topper. Karaoke Kid looks down at the fallen Walter, before leaving the ring.)

JR-The feud between Walter Melon, and the Karaoke Kid continues.

King-Shouldn’t he have just run down, and sung….that would have made more sense with his name.

Kris Gaffney-What about you? I’ve never seen you live your gimmick.

King-What? I got the crown on don’t I?

(Lateralus by Tool hits and On the black screen, the words "Hear the Word" appear in white. They fade out and "Feel the Light" appears. That fades out and "See the Truth" appears. Finally "Welcome to The Fold" appears and as it does Lateralus by Tool starts up. Out walks Brother Jed in long pants and a button up shirt with a tie. We walks down to the ring trying to shake hands with the crowd. He walks up the steps and climbs through the ropes. He then removes his tie and shirt as the song fades out.)

Announcer: Ladies and gentleman, this match is scheduled for one fall and it is for the Intercontinental Championship. Introducing first, fighting out of Chicago, Illinois. He stands 6’3” and weighs 250 lbs. He is “Brother Jed” JEDIDIAH STONE!

JR: I was surprised when Jedidiah took a couple of weeks off. Aside from his loss to Wade Wilson, he was on a roll and seems to have kept that ball rolling.

KG: It’s no Melon Gods, but that Fold is something to watch out for!

King: Lets see if he convert Austin Joseph tonight.

(Lights dim and flash blue as "Black Sails"- Black McCreary blasts. Smoke begins to shoot from the ramp as "The One" Austin Joseph walks out from the back. IC Championship around his waist.)

Announcer: "Making his way to the ring. Hailing from Florence Oregon. He's weighing in at 245 pounds and he stands at 6'5" He is the Intercontinental Champion, he is THE ONE, AUSTIN JOSEPH!!

(He throws his arms in the air as fireworks blast from the stage and begins his descend to the ring. He leaps up onto the ring apron, then he leaps over the top rope doing a flip and rolling so he sits with his legs crossed in the center of the ring. He looks side to side, then slides himself to his corner and puts both hands on the middle rope remaining seated. Staring, waiting for the match to begin.)

Jr: These Inhumans are something special. Austin has been doing an amazing job since his arrival and quickly becoming IC Champion.

KG: Yea, I don’t see him retaining.

King: Don’t forget Edge gets to go at Wretched Nobody tonight, I think they drank the Melon Juice or something.

(Austin hands the IC Championship to the ref as the ref holds it into the air.)

DING! DING! DING!

(Austin and Jed both run at one another, Jed attempts a clothesline that Austin ducks and comes up nailing Jed with a pale kick that drops Jed. Austin kip-ups to his feet, grabs Jed by the head lifting him to his feet and whips him towards the ropes. On the return Austin leaps up and hits Jed with a dropkick. Austin quickly back up, stands beside next to the downed Jed, turns around and hits him with a standing moonsault, gets back to his feet and hits Jed with another standing moonsault, stands up again hooking Jed’s head and lifts Jed into the air hitting him with a falcon arrow. Austin reaches out grabbing Jed’s leg for the pin.)

Ref: ONE!... TWO! KICKOUT!

Jr: What an opening for the champ!

KG: Jed isn’t done yet.

King: There is no quit from Brother Jed, Austin is in trouble just wait.

(Austin back to his feet, lifts Jed and grabs his arm whipping him into the ropes. On the return Austin tries to throw a punch to Jed’s face, but Jed ducks and continues to the ropes, on the return Austin ducks low, but Jed stops and soccer kicks Austin in the face, Austin stumbles backwards. Jed lunges forward and kicks Austin in the gut which causes him to stumble back into the ropes and as Austin bounces off, Jed jams a knee into Austin’s gut, hooks Austin’s head and drops down with a vicious DDT. Jed quickly to his feet, runs over to the turnbuckle, climbs up and leaps off with a top rope leg drop he calls HEARING THE WORD! But at the last second Austin rolls out of the way and Jed crashes down into the mat grabbing at his back. Austin pushes back to his feet, runs to the ropes and on the return he attempts to drive a knee into the face of Jed, but Jed drops back and Austin misses, Jed back to his feet, Austin throws a punch that Jed ducks, grabs ahold of Austin and rushes forward driving Austin into the corner hard. Jed lets go swings a left to the body of Austin, then a right to the body, then comes up with a hard uppercut to Austin which causes him to drop to his butt in the corner. Jed runs to the opposite corner, and then runs at Austin, comes up and knees Austin in the face. Jed grabs Austin by the feet, pulls him out of the ropes and pins him.)

Ref: ONE!... TWO! KICKOUT!

Jr: What a knee from Jedidiah Stone.

KG: He tried to FOLD Austin’s face!

King: Jed is taking over.

(Jed back to his feet. He grabs Austin and lifts him to his feet, Jed grabs Austin’s arm and whips him into the ropes. Jed rushes at Austin, but at the last moment Austin gets his boot up and Jed runs face first into it and stumbles back. Austin quickly slides to the outside ring apron, grabs the top rope, leaps up putting both feet on the top rope and springbaords off hitting Jed with a springboard superman punch right to the jaw dropping him. Austin then runs to the ropes, jumps up putting both feet on top and comes off with a springboard moonsault, but at the last moment Jed is able to get his knees up and Austin crashes down onto them, Jed hooks Austin and rolls him up.)

Ref: ONE!... TWO!... KICKOUT!

Jr: Wow! What an exciting match this is.

KG: It’s been pretty badass, just wait until Jed taps into the Fold power and finishes the One turning him into the two.

King: Meaning shit?

(Slowly, Jed starts pushing himself to his feet, he lifts up Jed to his feet, hooks around his neck and falls backwards nailing Austin with SEEING THE TRUTH and again, goes for the cover.)

Ref: ONE!... TWO!... THHR KICKOUT!

Jr: Bah Gawd! I can’t believe Austin kicked out. His heart can’t be questioned.

KG: Sure it can, until he joins the Fold of course.

King: Looks like Brother Jed is taking control!

(Jed sits up Austin, wraps his arms around his neck and locks in a sleeper hold. The ref watching Austin close as Austin is trying to pry Jed’s hands off of his neck, but is unable to. Seemingly, Austin begins to fade, the ref watches close. Austin is laying on the mat, the ref grabs Austin’s arm and lifts it and it drops, the ref tries again and again it drops. The ref says “Gotta show me you’re good Austin” Ref lifts Austin’s arm one last time, this time Austin stops it and shakes his hand keeping it up. Austin begins pushing to his feet, Jed squeezing tighter and tighter. Once halfway up, Austin drives his elbow into the gut of Jed and then pushes him into the ropes, on the return Austin lifts Jed up onto his shoulders and drops back with a vicious Samoan drop and now both men are on the mat. Both slowly roll over and begin pushing themselves up to their feet. Once up, Austin throws a punch that Jed is able to block, then Jed drives his knee into the gut of Austin, Jed hooks his head and delivers a vertical suplex, gets to his feet and rushes to the ropes. Once on top, Jed taunts and leaps off with WELCOME TO THE FOLD! And right when Jed leaps off the top ropes, Austin kip-ups leaps into the air and grabs ahold of Jed hitting him with a cutter. Austin goes for the cover.)

Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!

Ref: ONE!... TWO!.... THHRRR KICKOUT!

Jr: What an incredible, intense match up we have here tonight!

King: See, it’s the power of the Fold boys.

KG: I wonder if his Gods are friends with the Melon Gods.

(Austin back to his feet, he climbs up to the top of the turnbuckle and leaps off with a 450 splash, but again Jed is able to get his knees up and Austin crashes hard into them. Jed is able to circle around, grabs ahold of Austin's legs and stands up. Jed attempts a figure-four leg-lock, but Austin pushes Jed off with his feet causing Jed to stumble to the ropes, Austin attempting to get up as Jed bounces back, Jed dives forward and smashes his foot into Austin's face, Jed lifts up Austin, he whips him into the ropes and on the return Jed attempts a lariat that Austin ducks, he continues to the ropes again and on this return Austin picks up speed and dives, nails Jed with ONE AND ONLY! And then covers brother Jed.)

Ref: ONE!... TWO!... THREE!

DING! DING! DING!

Jr: Bah Gawd! He did it! Austin retained his championship! What a victory by Austin Joseph!

King: Brother Jed got robbed, that was a fast count!

KG: Wait until the fold hears about this…

(Austin’s music hits again as the ref hands him his championship. Austin begins to celebrate his victory with his IC championship.)

(“life is a lemon” blasts on the PA system. Karaoke Kid walks out on the stage, he plays to the crowd before entering the ring.)

JR-Karaoke Kid is looking to prove himself as an extreme wrestler.

King-He is wasting time with Daryl or Walter Melon…when he should be facing the man who is truly his arch nemesis…Marty Jannetty. That coward jumped through glass to run away from Shawn Michaels.

Kris Gaffney-Marty will be happy just to be relevant again…so I think it’s win, win.

(“Heavy sits the crown” blasts on the PA system. Daryl Prichard walks out on the stage, he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Daryl Prichard is looking to prove a few things.

Kris Gaffney-Where is my sandwich?

*King’s eating it*

King-It’s not me.

Kris Gaffney-….

[Daryl Prichard slides into the ring. Karaoke Kid jumps Daryl Prichard, and he hits a few fists to the back of Daryl Prichard. Karaoke Kid pulls him up, and he throws Daryl Prichard into the corner. Karaoke Kid runs towards Daryl Prichard. Daryl Prichard counters with a back elbow that connects to Karaoke Kid. Kid stumbles back dazed. Daryl Prichard throws him hard into the corner, he bounces off of the turnbuckle. He stumbles backwards. Daryl Prichard hooks Karaoke Kid, and he drops him with a t-bone suplex that sends Karaoke Kid. He crashes hard into the mat, and he slowly gets up to his feet. Karaoke Kid is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. He hits a few forearm shot to the face that makes him stumbles backwards. Karaoke Kid falls backwards into the ropes. Daryl Prichard whips Karaoke Kid to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. Karaoke Kid bounces off of the ropes, and he throws him in the air, and he crashes down on the mat. Kid tries to pull himself up to his feet. Daryl Prichard hits a kick to the ribs. Karaoke Kid rolls into the corner, and he pulls himself up to his feet. Daryl Prichard brings Karaoke out of the corner, and he backs out of the corner. He jumps up, and he connects with a standing drop kick that makes Karaoke fall out of the ring on the apron. The camera pulls out, and we now realize that Karaoke Kid is near a glass table. Daryl Prichard grins, he hits a fist to the face. Karaoke Kid grabs a hold of the ropes. Daryl Prichard hits another fist, and then another one. It looks like Karaoke Kid is starting to lose his grip.]

JR-Karaoke Kid might be in trouble here.

King-Maybe there was a reason why Karaoke didn’t prefer this match.

Kris Gaffney-It’s like Jack Swagger with ladder matches.

[Daryl Prichard backs up, and he goes for a Stone Fist. Karaoke ducks under, and he counters with a shoulder block that makes him stumble backwards. Karaoke Kid quickly goes to the nearest turnbuckle. He waits for Daryl Prichard to be where he wants him to, and he jumps off of the top rope, and he connects with a standing shooting star press on Daryl Prichard. Both wrestlers are down on the mat. Obviously there is no standing ten count in this sort of match. Karaoke Kid rolls out of the ring, and he grabs a chair, he rolls into the ring. He puts it on the top rope in the corner. Karaoke Kid waits for Daryl Prichard to get up to his feet on the apron. Daryl Prichard is up to his feet. Karaoke Kid sling shots himself up to the top rope. Karaoke Kid keeps his balance on the top rope, he is able to grab the chair, he surfboards the chair right into the face of Daryl Prichard. Karaoke Kid yells as he is getting ready for Daryl Prichard to his feet, Karaoke Kid jumps, and he connects with the chart topper, but there is no pins. Karaoke Kid looks around, and he rolls under the ropes. He grabs the first glass table. He slides it into the ring. Karaoke Kid sets it up in the middle of the ring, and he throws Daryl Prichard who seems out of it, and he hits a few clubbing blows to the downed Daryl Prichard.]

JR-It looks like Kid is going to end this match.

King-He wanted hardcore, and he’s getting hardcore.

[Karaoke Kid stands on the glass table, and he lifts up Daryl Prichard. He goes for another Chart Topper. With all of his strength Daryl Prichard pushes off Karaoke off, and Karaoke lands on the mat. Karaoke rolls out of the ring. Daryl Prichard gets himself off of the table. Karaoke Kid gets ready on the outside of the ring, he sling shots himself up to the top rope for a seated senton, but it’s blocked. Daryl holds him up, and drives him through the glass table with the Graveler Bomb!! The ref calls for the bell. Daryl Prichard wins!!]

JR-Daryl Prichard took advantage of Karaoke’s mistake to get the victory.

(“You think you know me” blasts on the PA system. Smoke fills the entry way, and he runs out of the smoke. He walks down to the ring, and he slides into the ring.)

JR-Edge was able to jump up to get a shot for the world championship after winning the Shockwave main event.

King-Guess he guessed right.

Kris Gaffney-He is Edge after all.

(Arena lights go black as Lux Aeterna (Tenebrosi Stellata Version) "Eternal Light Dark Star" hits and Wretched walks out holding a candle.)

Her Dark Star hails from The Danvers State Lunatic Asylum, Salem Massachusetts and at Six Foot Eleven inches tall – at Four Hundred and Twenty Pounds he is… THE WRETCHED NOBODY!

(Nobody blows the candle out and the arena lights rise again. He slithers under the bottom rope and slides back sitting in the corner. Nobody reaches for the top rope and pulls himself back to his feet. He rolls his neck and glares hard at the floor as he rocks side to side in his corner – gently tapping together the tips of his fingers seeming intent on hearing the sweet release of the bell ringing.)

JR-The World Champion is not going to have any mercy.

King-Or can he?

Kris Gaffney-Guess we’ll see.

[Edge and The Wretched Nobody stand in the middle of the ring. The two alliances stare down at each other before they separate allowing the bell to ring. The Wretched Nobody goes for his finisher, but Edge is able to duck under easily, and he connects with a few fists to the face that stuns Wretched Nobody. Edge runs to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. Wretched Nobody goes for a clothesline. Edge ducks under, and he continues to the other side of the ring. He bounces off of the other side of the ring, Edge jumps in the air, but Wretched Nobody catches him up, and holds him up for a few moments, and he drops him with a back breaker. Edge is in a lot of pain, and he rolls into the corner. Edge is slow to get up to his feet in the corner. Edge is slow to get up to his feet in the corner, and he is up to his feet. The Wretched Nobody hits a body avalanche that connects to Edge in the corner. The Wretched Nobody backs out of the corner, then Edge stumbles out of the corner. Wretched Nobody picks up Edge, and he drops him with a side walk slam. The Wretched Nobody goes into the cover on Edge. The ref goes into position to make the count, the ref counts 1………………..2…..Edge is able to roll the shoulder up. The Wretched Nobody stares down the ref, but it seems to be only to be mind games. The Wrectched Nobody hits a few stomps on the downed Edge, and The Wretched Nobody puts Edge into a seated position, and he puts him into a nerve hold on Edge. Edge is clearly in s a lot of pain. The ref asks Edge if he wants to give it up, and Edge tries to get up to his feet trying to find a way to get up to his feet. But The Wretched Nobody yanks his hair down, and he crashes down on the mat. The Wretched Nobody waits as Edge gets up to his feet. Edge turns around towards the Wretched Nobody. The Wretched Nobody hits a kick to the gut that doubles him over, he sets him up, and he connects with the pump handle slam!!]

JR-This might be the end for Edge.

King-I’m sure Christian sure hope it is.

Kris Gaffney-Then maybe someone will pay attention to him.

[Wretched Nobody goes into the corner, and he yells for Edge to get up to his feet, and he runs out of the corner once again for his finisher. Edge ducks under the big boot, Edge hooks, and he plants him into a front face buster. Both Edge and Wretched Nobody are on the mat. The ref starts his standing ten count. The ref counts 1………………….2………………3………………….4………….5……….Wretched Nobody is struggling up to his feet as Edge is stirring……..6……..Wretched Nobody is up to his feet. He see’s Edge is still struggling to get up to his feet, and decides that he wants to try to get the match back into his control. He runs towards Edge, Edge counters by taking down Wretched Nobody with a drop toe hold that sends Wretched Nobody to the second turnbuckle throat first. Wretched Nobody falls on the mat holding his throat, and he gets up to his feet, and Edge quickly hits a drop kick that knocks Wretched Nobody backwards, and he falls thorugh the ropes, and out of the ring. He crashes down on the mat. Wretched Nobody pulls himself up to his feet, and Edge gets ready for the Wretched Nobody to get up by the ropes. He sling shots himself over the top rope, and he connects with a flying cross body block. The Wretched Nobody catches Edge, and he puts him over his shoulder, but Edge is able to slide out of the back, and Edge pushes Wretched Nobody into the ring post. The Wretched Nobody stumbles forward, Edge throws him into the ring. Edge climbs up to the apron, and then up to the top rope. Edge waits for Wretch to get up to his feet. Edge jumps off, and he connects with a missile drop kick. Edge eyes get big as he backs up, and he yells for Wretched Nobody to get up to his feet. Wretch gets up to his feet. Edge runs, and he connects with a spear!! Edge goes into the cover on Wretched Nobody. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………….2………..Wretched Nobody powers out of the count. Edge looks surprised.]

JR-Edge must have thought it was over there.

King-I’m sure that most people did.

Kris Gaffney-Wretch is amazing.

King-He can’t feel….I think that’s kind of cheating.

[Edge goes back into the corner looking intense he gets ready as Wretch is getting up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet Edge runs towards him, but Wretched Nobody grabs Edge around the throat, he lifts him up, and he drops him with a choke slam. Wretched Nobody falls into the corner, and he seems like he’s getting ready for what is next. Edge is stumbling up to his feet. The Wretched Nobody goes for the Trephination. Edge ducks under, seemly Edge was beating Wretch. Wretch turns around right into a spear off of the ropes!! Edge quickly goes into the cover on Wretched Nobody!! The ref counts 1………………….2……………………3!! Wretch Kicks out…but after the 3 count had been registered!!]

JR-Edge!! Edge!! Edge!! He found a way to win this match, and the championship!!

King-Even with that, Wretch still found a way to kick out….just a moment too late.

(Edge and Wretch are still down, they look at each other with a look of respect as Payback goes off the air.)